stardew-valley

[honest oyster]

no

[small bison]

i put the ||lewis statue|| in town and he was angry aswell

[cobalt hare]

oh

[small bison]

gonna put his undergarments in the fair display too

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[small bison]

surrounded by milk

[honest oyster]

my taxes have been moulded into an ugly shape

[terse mauve]

not cheese?

[cobalt hare]

a bit of a hack (not really a hack but it's something I do in the beginning before trying to raise friendships) is I just dig in the trash around any npc because their hearts can't get lower than 0. on a serious note, all of them hate it except for linus I'm pretty sure

[terse mauve]

or super cucumbers

[small bison]

might pop a cheese in there

[cobalt hare]

Sea cucumbers

[gloomy walrus]

alright imma go try and catch a legend

wish me luck

[cobalt hare]

Good luck!

[keen mauve]

shane sucks

why he mean

[carmine umbra]

Good Luck!!!!

[cobalt hare]

Shane needs therapy

[cobalt hare]

Ur spitting

[honest oyster]

okay bye yall! imma try get some actual work done

[small bison]

im friends with elliott, linus and marnie, married to sebastian and my ex husband is shane

[cobalt hare]

I felt that! I'm doing okay I guess, gonna be moving places for a week or so (house sitting type thing). I hope you find a way to relax

[terse mauve]

i just feed him beer whenever he shows his face

[cobalt hare]

see you wonder 👋

Good enough

[blazing python]

Hey ya’ll its Indigo and I am known in new farmer

[cobalt hare]

hello indigo

And marlons #1 fan

[honest oyster]

why is this sus

[terse mauve]

the best part is that fueling his alcohol addiction makes him a less shitty person in the long run

[carmine umbra]

Hello rock god!

[blazing python]

Hello yh how are you

[cobalt hare]

that's what I always do kek. screw him and his feelings

[blazing python]

Zerok is offline

[cobalt hare]

I am ok how is indigo doing

[carmine umbra]

Who is that

[small bison]

does an ex husband/wofe never talk to you again after a divorce

[blazing python]

Good. Indigo is fine and will keep talking to you

[carmine umbra]

Yes

[small bison]

good

[carmine umbra]

They would say things like "..."

[cobalt hare]

U can go to a certain place and make them forget about it if u plan to friend them again

[cobalt hare]

nice! I'm usually more of a reclusive farmer but I always befriend linus first. whenever I'm near his tent I have to give him a gift

[terse mauve]

does this mess up their hearts?

[carmine umbra]

YESS LINUS

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[terse mauve]

😦

[carmine umbra]

YOU COULD LITERALLY GIVE HIM ANY FOOD AND HE'LL BE HAPPY WITH IT

[gloomy walrus]

uhh

[small bison]

i married shane winter 2 year 1

[cobalt hare]

hello 👋 how are you?

[blazing python]

Linus is always the first non-spouse npc that I get max hearts

[gloomy walrus]

it destroyed me

[cobalt hare]

Makes them feel like u just moved in

[honest oyster]

WAIT, U CAN DIVORCE THEM AND THEYLL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN? might have to do that with shane or elliot

[carmine umbra]

SUCH A PRECIOUS

[gloomy walrus]

what the fuck

[cobalt hare]

shit it's zerok

[blazing python]

Good

[small bison]

divorced him winter 1 year 3

[blazing python]

Shh its revenge for what he did earlier

[simple crescent]

They also won’t show up to your next wedding!

[honest oyster]

😭 amazing

[cobalt hare]

Man thats gotta be sad

I knew it, it was too suspicious to me kek

how are you zerok?

[blazing python]

Anyways. Back on our normal topic

[honest oyster]

okay i actually gtg now bye all

[blazing python]

Mhm

[cobalt hare]

A 1 man team can have so many small details yet amazing

[cobalt hare]

you can sort of circumvent that but that's a spoiler

[carmine umbra]

Byeee!

[blazing python]

My day is good

[cobalt hare]

same here, he's too precious to ignore to me personally

Linus is the best

[blazing python]

I envy people who take their life simple. Thats why I like linus

[minor karma]

I credit most of my relationships to Linus, he the mf GOAT for that sashimi recipe

[gloomy walrus]

should i use a trap bobber?

[cobalt hare]

bye tara 👋 see you soon!

Sashimi #1

[gloomy walrus]

im using a lure

[cobalt hare]

trap bobber is very good

[wary siren]

trap bobber is A+

[carmine umbra]

!linus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953877434137190411/953877575120355358/Screenshot_2022-03-16_9.29.39_PM.png

[gloomy walrus]

im using a curiosity lure

[minor karma]

Oh-

[dense patio]

what does it mean that your pomogranete tree couldnt grow

[cobalt hare]

I'm not on top of all things, I was both surprised and not if that makes sense

[blazing python]

Doopa explain that command lmao

[mint burrow]

Is voice chat ever used?

[gloomy walrus]

it needs space around it

[cobalt hare]

u have to clear the area around it

[cobalt hare]

rarely but yea maybe once every day or two

[blazing python]

Ya’ll configured that command to send that image

[carmine umbra]

Theres a command for every npc

[small bison]

remove stuff from the 8 tiles around it

[cobalt hare]

if there's a fish that's harder to catch

[carmine umbra]

Even morris.... For some reason

[small bison]

pomegranates grow in fall i think

[blazing python]

Yeah but that image

[cobalt hare]

if u join vc other ppl are pretty likely to join though

[dense patio]

but it is agaist the greenhouse wall

[blazing python]

Not if I join first

[cobalt hare]

My bad rock

[minor karma]

Lmao

[dense patio]

what does jojo mart warehouse do'

[carmine umbra]

Lol

[minor karma]

I guess I'll join after I eat

[blazing python]

Be helpful

[dense patio]

does it change anything

[cobalt hare]

i would join but im in class

[blazing python]

Yes. Life

[dense patio]

i should do itr then

[cobalt hare]

Yes the community center becomes a warehouse

[blazing python]

Maybe

[red lodge]

what is better deluxe coop or deluxe barn

[cobalt hare]

deluxe barn cus of pigs

[wary siren]

im at work but i can listen and chat?

[cobalt hare]

If ur conscience can handle that, u can

[blazing python]

Varn

[cobalt hare]

I am not sure how it started but there's one for each npc I think with the help of the community (people sent quite a few pics to make it happen)

Long ahh slowdown time

[blazing python]

I thought ya’ll handpicked it

[red lodge]

ok ty

[blazing python]

If you guys did it would be hilarious

[dense patio]

its my first timew and i need pomagranetes and apples but both trees arnty growing

[wary siren]

doopa do you know the story behind why this guy has an emote

[dense patio]

so i should do it right

[cobalt hare]

i would just replant the trees

[woven root]

just got a prismatic shard on a bad luck day-

[cobalt hare]

I'm pretty sure some were picked as there were doubles in a few instances

Or find another spot to plant ?

[empty cobalt]

hmm congrats

[cobalt hare]

cc is a better experience first time

[wary siren]

fruit trees dont grow if theres anything at all around them including paths, machines, decor, etc

[blazing python]

Ohh I see

[cobalt hare]

he is a part of the game after all but to answer your question, idk if there is a story

Yeah community center seems humane decision

[empty cobalt]

yea thats true, though now i just go joja cuz im too lazy and sometimes im just in the mood for money

[fickle garden]

maybe send an image in #images-and-memes

[cobalt hare]

joja just more optimal

joja is the money route

[dense patio]

so go jojo

[cobalt hare]

they need space around them to be clear but a picture would be helpful

[wintry matrix]

fruit trees also need to be two spaces apart

[cobalt hare]

no pathing as well

[wintry matrix]

(regular trees just need one)

[cobalt hare]

decor of any kind

[carmine umbra]

@dense patio u can send pics at #images-and-memes !

[dense patio]

done

[wary siren]

is he thoooo he's only mentioned during harveys 10 heart which only like. 5% of players would ever see. i dont think ||leo|| has one

[small bison]

those fruit produces in fall!

[brisk wave]

Nice Doopa hope everything goes well

[wintry matrix]

they also take a whole season to grow

[grim rivet]

good morning!

[wary siren]

||:SDVcharleo:|| nonexistent.......

[wintry matrix]

morning!

[wary siren]

also hi ethan :3

[short nest]

omg ethan

[grim rivet]

howre yall today

[carmine umbra]

Good wbu

[small bison]

i'd reccommend planting apple and pomegranate trees on summer 1 so you'd have the tree by fall, when the fruit starts producing

[cobalt hare]

good plan

[sonic belfry]

Im really happy today, hbu?

[cobalt hare]

oh! I was sure it's the governor but you're right.

[cobalt hare]

thank you ethan

[cobalt hare]

could be better, u?

[small bison]

im home early from school because my stomach feels like its being stabbed

[wary siren]

sam is so short baahaha

[real bluff]

My goat just gave birth

[small bison]

hello!

[cobalt hare]

can't tell you why the emote is there, honestly

I actually never seen a birth from my farm animals ... Is there any requirements ?

Its max hearts-

its a pretty low chance

Ahh

[wanton sierra]

chimkin

[cobalt hare]

you need a barn upgrade and free space in there and pregnancy turned on

^

[small bison]

free space in building and allowed pregnancy

[cobalt hare]

Yea its turned on and has like 2 space

ive never gotten it either

Dang

[small bison]

my cow gave birth so i sold the mom

[terse mauve]

bruh

[quiet dawn]

dam
thought I need paid space

[cobalt hare]

I've gotten pig pregnancy which is the best cause they're expensive

w

Living hat : check
Experienced birth of farm animals : uncheck

[small bison]

i need the space ./

[carmine umbra]

Grats!

[cobalt hare]

w indeed

Oh wow!

[small bison]

whats everyone's cat/dog called?

[cobalt hare]

miso soup

[real bluff]

Sam O Nella

[cobalt hare]

your about me is 👌

[wintry matrix]

wait i noticed another thing abt the trees in #images-and-memes

[real bluff]

Should I change it? It kinda spoils ||one of Shane’s heart events||

[small bison]

will a rare seed grow any seasom in greenhouse

[carmine umbra]

Lozie!

[small bison]

the 6 heart event i think..

[cobalt hare]

If no one knows about it... And no one stalks

U should be good

[carmine umbra]

Thats literally ||shane|| 😭

[wanton sierra]

WAIT CUZ ME TOO

[small bison]

i called my cat lily

[cobalt hare]

The name the game gave was miso so i added soup

[small bison]

the game wanted me to call one of my ducks wungus

so i called the other wombus

[cobalt hare]

My duck is called amongus

[wanton sierra]

YESSSYESYESRSE

[carmine umbra]

Duck kinda sus

[cobalt hare]

The duck sound seems sus

[wanton sierra]

omg slay

[small bison]

why are they small babies tho

[noble yoke]

proud moment

[carmine umbra]

Me want

[small bison]

like why are they literally tiny tint

[cobalt hare]

Thats some good produce u got there

[real bluff]

I have 2 pigs so one might give birth

[wanton sierra]

I love tiny versions of animals in this game sm tho

[cobalt hare]

The tiny chicken though

[small bison]

thw baby goat is cute

i want to squish it

[cobalt hare]

nah, I think it's fine if it's your bio. if you were to post it here, that would be a spoiler for sure

[real bluff]

I just got one

[small bison]

i need them to make big goat milk

[cobalt hare]

how do u set spoilers

[small bison]

|| on either side

[cobalt hare]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[cobalt hare]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[cobalt hare]

jaja

[carmine umbra]

||hi||

[cobalt hare]

kek

||test|| hi

[real bluff]

Oh and I have a blue chicken too

[cobalt hare]

oooooooooh

how do u stop formatting again

backslash right

[carmine umbra]

`

[cobalt hare]

Have u seen ||ostriches||

[real bluff]

I named it Shaneiro

[cobalt hare]

||e||

there

[carmine umbra]

Wait wut

[cobalt hare]

if u put \ before a formatting character it nullifies it

[carmine umbra]

||rlly?||

Woah

[cobalt hare]

a reminder: some spoilers are fine here as long as they aren't post cc. remember to check the message in pins if you're not sure

[wanton sierra]

|| peenus ||

[cobalt hare]

post cc?

after cc or joja completion

Oh post community center

community center that is

[small bison]

im gonna pelt alex with rocks

[calm sandal]

choose joja

[carmine umbra]

No,

[cobalt hare]

joja is da wae

[cobalt hare]

understandable

[small bison]

MY BABY DUCKLING HATCHED OMG

[cobalt hare]

although

[small bison]

im literally gonna sob

[cobalt hare]

idk, he's meh but there are worse

[carmine umbra]

GRATSS

[cobalt hare]

never feed it so it stays a baby forever

that's the way yh

Do animals die

[carmine umbra]

No

[cobalt hare]

they can if u lock them outside

they can under very specific circumstances

[carmine umbra]

Wait, they can die if u lock them-yea

[cobalt hare]

So they just stay mad at u if u dont feed it

yep

yea and lose friendship

and don't produce anything

which renders them useless really

Bout to buy barns and coops for baby animal collection

dew it

[carmine umbra]

And u gonna starve them?

[real bluff]

Should I upgrade my big coop to a deluxe coop?

[summer hamlet]

Yes

[carmine umbra]

...do it

[cobalt hare]

maybe

[small bison]

i want to get too many ducks

[cobalt hare]

if they have money, why not

[low widget]

yo i passed out in my farm and nothing happened

is that okay?

[cobalt hare]

yes

u just dont get as much energy when u wake up

[summer hamlet]

You just lose some money

[cobalt hare]

doesn't sound too great but their game

u dont lose money if ur on ur farm do u

[wanton sierra]

will my cat/dog die if I don’t fill up their little water bowl…?

[cobalt hare]

no

Get so many animals they crowd ur building

[cobalt hare]

yes! upgrades pay off

[summer hamlet]

You dont lose any if you're in your house

[low widget]

oh they billed me 4g

[cobalt hare]

there is 0 reason to fill up the bowl unless u want to

Pet friendship i guess

[small bison]

do they ever get sicc?

[summer hamlet]

I stopped filling the bowl after i got all friendship stuff with my pet

[cobalt hare]

however petting them and getting them to max will get u a point for grandpas evaluation

[cobalt hare]

watering the bowl doesnt give friendship

Oh?

[tidal yacht]

yes choose joja

[wanton sierra]

okay phew

[cobalt hare]

just petting

No point watering then

[wanton sierra]

ty 💖

[tidal yacht]

wdym????

[cobalt hare]

i mean what i said lol

[tidal yacht]

...

[cobalt hare]

mebermind

[crude tapir]

it does

[cobalt hare]

nevermind i was lied to

h u h

[tidal yacht]

so i have been watering for all the saves I have played for nothin?

[crude tapir]

LMFAOO

[cobalt hare]

multiple times

[small bison]

will the cat be sad if i accidentally pour water on it (like, when watering crops and the cats on the crop?)

[cobalt hare]

it increases it by 6 friendship points every morning

[low widget]

yoo my farming skill just wont go up

[cobalt hare]

no I'm pretty sure

[low widget]

i keep on watering my plants

[cobalt hare]

Watering doesnt give xp

[cobalt hare]

u get it by harvesting them

[dusty magnet]

I just got stardew on the switch, how do i open the quest menu (i feel so stupid HAHA)

[tidal yacht]

||yh is kinda not cool ngl||

[cobalt hare]

it only goes up when you harvest crops and take care of animals

[low widget]

mann damn then its gonna take years

[cobalt hare]

cope

[crude tapir]

ayo 🤨

[low widget]

I like ur pfp btw

[small bison]

i think the - button is to open journal/quests

[tidal yacht]

as to you

[dense patio]

what do i do with sweet berry other than get the starfruit

[low widget]

🦆

[cobalt hare]

nothing other than sell it

U can sell for money

it sells for good money though

Yeah

[tidal yacht]

goose>duck tho

[cobalt hare]

if you have more than one, sell it

[small bison]

named my baby duck, bussy

[dense patio]

thamnks

[low widget]

both are as adorable

[tidal yacht]

yes

[low widget]

and relatives

[dusty magnet]

thank you <3

[cobalt hare]

chicken or duck

chicken

[small bison]

yw! i figured it out the hard way and wanted to save you troubles

[cobalt hare]

chickens are more profitable

ye

hmm

Goat or cows

cows r more profitable

cows

alright thanki yu

same principle, both give products every day as opposed to every other day

haha

heya*****

Hello

also, chicken mayo is the only one with quality (gold star mayo from large eggs)

hello

[dusty magnet]

yeah the controls are kinda ehh, but used to playing SVD on pc so maybe that's why

[cobalt hare]

hey 👋 welcome

[cobalt hare]

Its so hard moving from pc-

[small bison]

im just really really dense

[dusty magnet]

i miss my mods already :(

[cobalt hare]

Yeah

[noble yoke]

Can you buy green beans and not there seeds from anywhere?

[cobalt hare]

i play on my switch

[gloomy walrus]

EYYYY I GOT ITT

[cobalt hare]

My sve rsv and es

[dusty magnet]

ui info suite 💔

[cobalt hare]

hmm, maybe the travelling cart

[cobalt hare]

traveling merchant if ur lucky

[gloomy walrus]

why the heart break

[small bison]

sorry staff .(

[cobalt hare]

there's no guarantee though so it's better to plant it I think

[dusty magnet]

cant use it on switch

[gloomy walrus]

DOOPA I GOT THE LEGEND

[gloomy walrus]

rip

[cobalt hare]

nice congrats!

[gloomy walrus]

time to make some sashimi

pretty hungry

[cobalt hare]

sashimi is good

[small bison]

im gonna make a themed
display for lewis' shorts.
for fun

[gloomy walrus]

its gonna be LEGENDary

[cobalt hare]

I'd rather sell it if you're not planning on keeping it though

who should i marry, abigail or sam

[gloomy walrus]

nah imma get a mod to display

i got lucky and it didnt move at all 💀

[cobalt hare]

marry who you like most

[gloomy walrus]

abigail

[cobalt hare]

it's hard to advise as everyone has their favourites

[gloomy walrus]

who doesnt want a person that eats gems

[cobalt hare]

i married shane in my first farm

[gloomy walrus]

sheeesh

[cobalt hare]

over here 👋 lmao

[marsh spade]

sheesh

[gloomy walrus]

ME TOO

[cobalt hare]

good haul there

[marsh spade]

congrats on ur frist one

[cobalt hare]

anyone got tips on how to make money quickly?? i’ve got like 30k only in first year winter

[marsh spade]

should i make my pickaxe gold or my axe frist?

[cobalt hare]

not a huge fan but that's quite an unpopular opinion

true, i have an iridium rod so they make the fish sell for a decent price

[gloomy walrus]

lmao

[cobalt hare]

doesn’t the iridium trash can give you money for throwing items away?

[grim rivet]

ive never known what that trashcan does honestly

[cobalt hare]

fishing, investing in animals and profitable crops and turning them into artisan goods (the artisan perk recommended)

[cobalt hare]

tyty

how do you upgrade the trash can?

[cobalt hare]

the rod doesn't do that, it's your fishing level

[cobalt hare]

oh, i learn new things everyday

[potent phoenix]

I want my family too be alive

Hey doopa

Where are you from

[cobalt hare]

you get a choice of picking between two perks at level 5 and 10, one of those (fisher at lvl 5 and angler at lvl 10) is the profitable branch. the rod itself makes it possible to attach add-ons which in turn make it easier to catch quality fish which does translate into more money though so you're not entirely wrong

[quiet dawn]

My guess is earth or somethin

[cobalt hare]

hello 👋

[quiet dawn]

probably in Neptune

[cobalt hare]

earth is a good guess

[cobalt hare]

thank you : )

[potent phoenix]

Can i know your exact coordinats

[cobalt hare]

of course! no problem

[potent phoenix]

How do you write that

[cobalt hare]

no thanks

[potent phoenix]

What if i bribe you

[marsh spade]

[cobalt hare]

I don't think so. also, asking for personal information is against the rules here

[potent phoenix]

You didnt see that

I was never here

Its just Your imagination

[wary siren]

🤨

[marsh spade]

a ghost?

[cobalt hare]

What did i miss-

[cobalt hare]

maybe offer a iridium quality pufferfish

[minor karma]

Yeah

Go crazy

[cobalt hare]

wha-

Is that even coordinates

[minor karma]

Yep

I

Have no idea where they go, though

I just did a google maps

[echo monolith]

I fixed my game

[minor karma]

Was it broken?

[echo monolith]

smapi errors

had to reinstall a mod

[cobalt hare]

Isnt coords like x : y : z :

idk

i hate dr harvey

man just billed me 1000g for passing out in the mines

[low widget]

BRO I JUST GAVE MARU A GIFT AND ITS HER BIRTHDAY

LMAOO

I did not even see it's her birthday

[queen merlin]

Naiceeee

[cobalt hare]

yayyy

[low widget]

ooo well done

[queen merlin]

Woooooohoooo

Throw it in the incubator

Based

[cobalt hare]

i got a dino egg from the first dino i killed was very proud

if i get one more dwarfish helm from a geode im going to cry

i’ve got 5 now idk what to do with them

they only sell for 100g that’s so sad

i could give it to the dwarf and penny it’s a liked gift

[small bison]

MY GOAT GAVE BIRTH

2nd time a farm animal's given birth on my farm

[carmine umbra]

I'm baaack!

[carmine umbra]

AGAIN?

Congrats

[cobalt hare]

Aw you have a baby goat now

[small bison]

my cow gave birth the first time

[upper swift]

I just want to share these under-appreciated fellas

[grim rivet]

do yall really think getting the trashcan is worth it? like what all can you put in there?

[trail radish]

give them to the dwarf as a gift

[grim rivet]

like old swords? cause im getting so annoyed with all the room its taking up

[trail radish]

sell the swords to the adventurers guilld

[cobalt hare]

i did : )

gave it to penny too, she thanked me and told me it looked special

[grim rivet]

also the dresser, in mobile you cant get put anything in it (or at least i never figured it out), can you put something in them in the pc version?

[trail radish]

i usually upgrade my trashcan so when my pockets get full i can get good money for trashing stuff

[trail radish]

the dresser is awesome

you can put all clothing, shoes, hats, jewelry in it

[cobalt hare]

where can you upgrade it? x

[trail radish]

clint

[honest oyster]

clint

[cobalt hare]

tyty

[trail radish]

same way with all the other tools

and its cheaper than the other tool upgrades

[vagrant tendon]

28 sprinklersworth of blueberries

the big money

[trail radish]

danggggg

[noble yoke]

What floor do you get ||iridium||?

[trail radish]

mostly the skull caves

[grim rivet]

ayeeee nice!

[cobalt hare]

i usually find it in floor 5+

love the horse name

any floor in ||skull cavern|| really, it depends on your luck I suppose

[cobalt hare]

its common floors 50+

[open lintel]

hi guys!

[honest oyster]

hi welcome

first

[open lintel]

?

[honest oyster]

i retract my welcome /j

[open lintel]

ooh

[carmine umbra]

Lol

[open lintel]

Im new at stardew valley

do you have any tips

lol

okay

[low widget]

yo how much stuff do i need to bring to the luau?

1?

[trail radish]

just one thing

[low widget]

Alrighty

[trail radish]

i always think the best thing to do is to play a whole year without looking things up, and then choose to start over if you wanna challenge yourself. the game has so much depth and i learned a lot by just winging it for a while

[open lintel]

hmmm

who wants to play together?

[queen merlin]

Jesus

What were you doing

[simple siren]

plays game about being farmer, refuses to farm

[queen merlin]

Beat the system

[trail radish]

all i did for a while was mining haha

[queen merlin]

Grandpa comes online and is disappointed at fairly

Ahahahahahha 😭 😭

Imaginable

[simple siren]

"i gave you this lushious farm and all you did was jump down that old hole? pathetic"

[queen merlin]

Krobus?

Ah

Marry both the goths

Perfection

[simple siren]

why would you become friends with a redditor

[queen merlin]

Sebastian is trans and gay headcanon

[simple siren]

sebastian is a social construct

[queen merlin]

Ye

[wintry matrix]

in a co-op w friends i gave up on crops partway through spring, i refuse to farm (except for animals; my income will be animals, forage, and fishing)

[simple siren]

everyone romancable atleast

[queen merlin]

All the bachelor/ettes at least

[abstract hinge]

test

yes

[simple siren]

imagine if everyone was bi and you could manipulate everyone relationships

[carmine umbra]

Rega, why the 💩

[simple siren]

make lewsis be with linus cos why not XD

[abstract hinge]

Grandpa doesnt want me, he said my farm sucks

[carmine umbra]

Awww

[wintry matrix]

oh noooo

[proud osprey]

I wonder what grandpa says if you do nothing and just hibernate for three years

[simple siren]

"ah i didnt expect you to join me here so soon, ah well cant be helped, so this is the afterlife, whatdya think?"

[abstract hinge]

Don't know man he should've just keep his mouth shut up there

[simple siren]

i wonder what grandad would say about me changing habits completely each season

im just spending all winter fishing

how do i get a tilapia fish?

[wintry matrix]

ocean. cant remember season

[carmine umbra]

I think i got mine on Ocean - summer

[wintry matrix]

ok summer and fall

[simple siren]

oh great its season locked

[carmine umbra]

I dont think so

[wintry matrix]

from 6am-2pm

[carmine umbra]

Oh it is

Kay

[simple siren]

what about the red snapper?

[abstract hinge]

Summer when raining if im not mistaken

[carmine umbra]

Awwww

I missed it :(

Welp, traveling cart it is

[abstract hinge]

yeah

this for redsnapper

[simple siren]

what about pufferfish?

[abstract hinge]

in the ||desert||

[carmine umbra]

Ohh nvm then

[carmine umbra]

Ocean

[thin basin]

tips to get dwarf scroll 2?

[abstract hinge]

or just buy from traveling cart

[charred palm]

Pufferfish is in the ocean

In the morning

[carmine umbra]

They're also often sold by the traveling cart

[charred palm]

Summer

[charred palm]

Yes

[abstract hinge]

Wtf why did i said beach lol

desert*

[charred palm]

You said ||desert x)||

[abstract hinge]

oh my brain is melting

[eager spear]

help i accidently said yes when haley asked for a second child

[charred palm]

We forgot spoilers oops

[charred palm]

😭

[eager spear]

i dont want a second child

[simple siren]

didnt even see water in that place

[abstract hinge]

yea lol

[carmine umbra]

Welp

[marsh spade]

go buy milk

[carmine umbra]

🕊️

[thin basin]

tips to get the dwarf scroll 2?

[carmine umbra]

🕊️ intensifies

[charred palm]

||There's a way to get rid of it but it's a BIG SPOILER||

[eager spear]

i only said yes to the 1st child bc i thought that child would grow up and help me with the farm

would it

[carmine umbra]

Well, u can put heads on them soo

I mean helmets I MEAN HELMETS

[eager spear]

so u can?

[carmine umbra]

U can put helmets into them for meme points

[eager spear]

INTO?

[charred palm]

Yes you can
I'd suggest not worrying abt that too much rn
But you can.

[marsh spade]

i though u mean punch them

[carmine umbra]

ONTO*

[simple siren]

wheres the water in the ||desert||?

[carmine umbra]

Its ocewn, not ||desert||

[eager spear]

no i want to get rid of the child inside haley rn

[carmine umbra]

Pufferfish, right? @simple siren

[simple siren]

baseball bat

[charred palm]

Oh lol bruv no you can't 💀

[simple siren]

ye

[carmine umbra]

Yeah go to the ocean

[eager spear]

there is a way, nothing is impossible

[charred palm]

Reset the day ?

[simple siren]

what time weather and season?

[charred palm]

Nah swap to previous save *

[eager spear]

how

[charred palm]

But that's on mobile only I think lol

[eager spear]

im on mobile

[charred palm]

Niice

Okay go to settings

Look where there is "Save Backup"

[eager spear]

i earn 5k everyday B)

[carmine umbra]

12 pm-4pm, sunny summer

[simple siren]

damn it

[charred palm]

Just above there's "Swap to previous save"

[wintry pewter]

Hi

[charred palm]

Click it

[carmine umbra]

Best feature

[eager spear]

oh that

[carmine umbra]

It basically swaps ur save file to the day before

[eager spear]

well u see its been 4 ingame days after i said yes

[simple siren]

ok how many fish can i fish for the cc during winter?

[charred palm]

RIP

[carmine umbra]

If u clicked it again, it'll swap it back to the current day

[carmine umbra]

Well, you're fucked

[charred palm]

||Welp divorce her ig lol||

[eager spear]

I DONT WANT A SECOND CHILD HELP ME PLEASE

[carmine umbra]

Just 🕊️

[eager spear]

it took 2 seasons to marry her hell no

[carmine umbra]

Its a spoiler tho

[simple siren]

step 1, ||repair the bus||
step 2, leave
step 3, profit

[charred palm]

He wants to get rid of the child before he even appears 💀

[eager spear]

yes exactly

[simple siren]

baseball bats work well for that

[carmine umbra]

Nono, you're missing my point

[eager spear]

i dont want it to step inside my house

[charred palm]

No I'm not
I know what these 🕊️ are :)

[carmine umbra]

||🕊️ the first child. 1 child||

[eager spear]

what does it mean

[charred palm]

Oh

[carmine umbra]

Ez fix

[charred palm]

OHHHH

[eager spear]

oh.

MY 1ST CHILD IS A TODDLER RN

[charred palm]

Smart smart

You are so smart

[carmine umbra]

😎

[real bluff]

Is this a metaphor for losing a child?

[eager spear]

yk what ill just let it be, how hard could it be handling a second child right?

[charred palm]

Let's say for the sake of argument that it is.

[carmine umbra]

||🕊️ yea||

[real bluff]

Because I’ve seen doves on gravestones before

[charred palm]

Let's also say hypothetically that I'm a pirate

[carmine umbra]

Can i hypothetically be a slime

[eager spear]

iwanna be hypothetically a real life dad

[charred palm]

Doves are a symbol of peace so maybe that's why you see them a lot on gravestones

[eager spear]

and buy milk

[carmine umbra]

Nuuu

[low widget]

Holy shit it's so annoying grabbing summer spangles

like 10 slots taken jeez

[cobalt hare]

loo true

do you guys think that sonce the wizards birth day is on day 101 that could be a reference to wizard101?

[real bluff]

I plan on making a secondary stardew save where I marry Sebastian and do the ||Joja route||

[cobalt hare]

The better route

[charred palm]

Join us , Thrive.

[cobalt hare]

woah, cool observation

[simple siren]

would it be possible to complete the cc without leaving ur house except for events and birthdays?

[cobalt hare]

YOOOOO PIRATE101 FREE MEMBER SHIP FOR THE NEXT 6DAYS

WOWHEWJEO

[charred palm]

I think not

[simple siren]

what if you could do other stuff but only if its related to the event

like you can fish only on the ice festival day

[charred palm]

Then it would be possible but be prepared for it to take AGES

[wintry matrix]

u need fish from different seasons tho?

[charred palm]

Yeah I tought he meant you can do whatever during festivals

[simple siren]

trav merchant in night festival actually

you can get all but a handful of items

[fathom belfry]

i like shane's OD song a lot

[keen mauve]

whats the best crop?

[cobalt hare]

starfruit and ancient fruit

[keen mauve]

is there crops that can last every season

[cobalt hare]

ancient fruit

except winter

[keen mauve]

how to get

ancient

fruit

[cobalt hare]

and a few crops can last 2 seasons

u have to find the seed from either fishing chests, artifact spots, or killing bugs in the mines

[keen mauve]

aight

thanks

[simple siren]

does the ||bus driver|| not show up on fridays?

[elder thunder]

I somehow lost my sardine meant for the community center orz

[cobalt hare]

might be a special day

what do you do with ancient seeds

u plant them

if u mean the artifact, u have to donate it and he gives u the plantable seeds

[cobalt hare]

Give them to me

oh

[small bison]

eat them /j

[cobalt hare]

also when i unlock crow

[visual quail]

Scarecrows? Farming level 1

[cobalt hare]

oh ok thanks

i just caught a blob fish it’s so ugly

[simple siren]

how did this happen

[cobalt hare]

jeez

[fathom belfry]

...I just wanted to buy some chickens

[cobalt hare]

no chickens only shane

[dreamy shore]

that's one big blue chicken

[simple siren]

this should not be working

[cobalt hare]

Lol

[simple siren]

i mean i was looking for a sandfish

[fathom belfry]

what names y'all got for white chickens?

[simple siren]

but i didnt mean that literally

[fathom belfry]

hey choco!

[cobalt hare]

Leah cheated on me

[dreamy shore]

my white chicken is Benedict i believe

[fathom belfry]

hwhat?!

[simple siren]

walter

[cobalt hare]

We had a child and he is black and i know my white ass aint got no black ancestors

[dreamy shore]

and then my 4 brown are scrambled, sunny, poached, and overeasy

[novel anvil]

Hello, How is everyone?

[simple siren]

she left her oven on too high

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[cobalt hare]

And leah white asf too

[cobalt hare]

hii melo! 😊

[dreamy shore]

i'm well, hru!!

[cobalt hare]

Carol

[dreamy shore]

welcome btw

[novel anvil]

Thank you<3

[simple siren]

welcome squid

[hollow hornet]

no problem! feel free to ask here any questions about the game

[novel anvil]

I'm doing well, thank you :)

[cobalt hare]

technically statue of perfection isnt post cc right

right

[fathom belfry]

LOL & there's like 2 whole black characters too 🕵️‍♀️

[cobalt hare]

Mhmmmmmmm

[cobalt hare]

i know exactly who did it to

It was robins husband that dirty scumbag

[fathom belfry]

now I wanna name mine Karen 😆

[simple siren]

are there any good fish in the ||desert|| apart from the sand fish?

[fathom belfry]

is that you on your profile??
you look foooiiiine!!

[charred palm]

Yes I think

[fathom belfry]

never thought Demetrius had it in him

[cunning pewter]

There’s one more

[dreamy shore]

||only sandfish and scorpion carp||

[charred palm]

||The Scorpion Carp||

90 difficulty.
Be prepared for a ride

[simple siren]

is that the one that just jumped all over the bar?

[charred palm]

Yes

[cunning pewter]

That fish was so hard to catch

[novel anvil]

I'm kinda lonely tbh and I am wondering if anyone here wants to create a server with me?? ( I couldn't find the right chat to but this in )

[fathom belfry]

why is Shane's room at Marnie's so clean?

[frail crest]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[charred palm]

The right chat is #multiplayer-lfg-old <3

Hope you find someone

[elder thunder]

Can I plant the ancient seed any time??

[novel anvil]

Thank you

[charred palm]

Takes a season to grow

Grows from spring to fall

[elder thunder]

Will it die if it goes into the next season?

[fathom belfry]

what do y'all do with all those chicken statues?

[charred palm]

No it dies in winter tho

[cobalt hare]

yes it is🙈 aww thank you💕

[charred palm]

So keep the fruits you get

[elder thunder]

Okay, I wasn't sure if I should wait till the first or not

[dreamy shore]

1st of spring is optimal but you can do it anytime before the 6th

[cobalt hare]

Donate one and sell the others

[dreamy shore]

for max harvests, ignoring speed gro

[simple siren]

i got no idea what to do for the rest of winter

ive pretty much fished all i can for cc

[fathom belfry]

aww, so no chicken shrines in the coop?

[dreamy shore]

neither lol, me and my friends are waiting for cherries and apricots and then we are done

[simple siren]

ive even figured out how to fish in solid sand

literally

[cunning pewter]

Maybe the mines?

[simple siren]

alr fished all i can in the mines too

[cobalt hare]

Hihii!

Can ducks swim in the pond??

[cunning pewter]

Yes

[visual quail]

They can yea!

if you're lucky

[cobalt hare]

Nooo I think they're ugly 😅

[upper swift]

they can be pretty stubborn lol

[cobalt hare]

I also sold all my coop animals lol

[upper swift]

chants

chicken shrine

c h i c k e n s h r i n e

[novel anvil]

what type of farm should I choose for the new server???? { I used all of these farms and I don't know which one to useeeeeee } Please helpppppp💀

[keen mauve]

how to increase skill

is there like a certain goal

you must reach

[honest oyster]

forest or 4 corners

[cobalt hare]

What's the perk for lvl 10 fishing?

[hollow hornet]

forest farm is a pretty good one

[hollow hornet]

depends what you chose for the lvl 5 one

[cobalt hare]

Okay!! Then imma put a coop near the pond

[cobalt hare]

Oh it depends on that??

[hollow hornet]

yup

[simple siren]

how can i deal with ||skull caverns|| better?

[cobalt hare]

I chose the fish sells for more

Or smth like that

[cobalt hare]

getvgood

[cobalt hare]

Tyy!!!

And which one should u choose from the fisher lvl 10?

How t get red yellow coconut

[thorn kite]

Early game angler is good

Late game i just chose pirate because i liked the chests

[cobalt hare]

Aight

[simple siren]

how can i survive in the ||skull caverns||?

[cobalt hare]

[thorn kite]

Get good weapons

Good amount of food

[wary siren]

lotsa food

[thorn kite]

I recommend gold cheese

[honest oyster]

what

[cobalt hare]

Where do you get coconut?

[thorn kite]

You mean ||golden coconuts||

[thorn kite]

||Desert||

[honest oyster]

||desert|| i assume

[thorn kite]

Oh was i supposed to spoiler that

[simple siren]

i have the obsidian blade what can i get thats better?

[fathom belfry]

all I need is the slightest encouragement.
done!

[thorn kite]

Do you have a pris shard?

[hollow peak]

Red and yellow????

[simple siren]

nope

[honest oyster]

fire katana probably next, then after is a better sword but need prismatic shard

or lava

idk what its called

[thorn kite]

You can buy from marlon until you find one

Buy that lava katana or something

[honest oyster]

its like 40k

or something, idk. its a lot anyway

[simple siren]

yeah im poor

[thorn kite]

Oof

[cobalt hare]

Hello yall

[thorn kite]

Hi

[cobalt hare]

How are u guys doing

[thorn kite]

Good, how are you?

[honest oyster]

i finish work in 18 mins so im good

[cobalt hare]

Oooo 18 mins

[hearty knoll]

Ugh. Picked up the game again after so long and cant get that dumb flame door open for the life of me. Stuck at 3 flames😔

[cobalt hare]

Could be better.. haha

Hey guys question about spring grass- year 2 day 2 of spring grass still didnt came is it normal?

[honest oyster]

i have no clue what this means lmao

[cobalt hare]

Flame door?

[thorn kite]

Lol its not a door

[simple siren]

is it possible to get iridium in the normal mines?

[thorn kite]

She means grandpa shrine

[hearty knoll]

@thorn kite sorry * they*

[honest oyster]

i think small amounts start and it spreads from there, just get the recipe for grass starters or buy some. scatter them around and wait a few days

[thorn kite]

Oops mb :(

[cobalt hare]

i mean yellow golden coconut from the parrot

[hearty knoll]

@thorn kite np.

[cobalt hare]

ooh shrine

[honest oyster]

i dont think so

[cobalt hare]

Means ur missing somemore stuffs to do if u get 3 flames.. ur pretty close though

[honest oyster]

i think these are spoilers. idk the answer to your q tho

[cobalt hare]

on givgnrer isalandss

[thorn kite]

Yeah thats spoiler

[honest oyster]

thats another spoiler

[simple siren]

what about prism shards or in the quarry?

[thorn kite]

I can answer that in #stardew-spoilers

[honest oyster]

ive never seen prism shards or iridium in normal mine or quarry but idk for sure

[crude tapir]

no post cc here

[thorn kite]

Is the ||desert|| considered an endgame area?

[cobalt hare]

I think monsters could drop em not sure which

[crude tapir]

no

[hollow hornet]

nope, just a cc reward

[cobalt hare]

Should i put pomegranate trees in greenhouse

[thorn kite]

Oki doke

[abstract hinge]

can you charge lightning rod in winter with rain totem

[cobalt hare]

Oh sry

[thorn kite]

Only if you do rain totem on a lightning day

[abstract hinge]

I've tried just now but it doesnt seem like i got thunderstorm

[abstract hinge]

when is this lightning day?

[cobalt hare]

it can rain on winter using a rain totem?

[abstract hinge]

yea it can

[thorn kite]

I mean just whenever theres a storm

[abstract hinge]

aw

[cobalt hare]

Oh wow

[thorn kite]

I found that on ezlilyy lol

[hollow hornet]

please delete this as its post cc

[thorn kite]

Its fine bc its spoilered

[honest oyster]

no, no post cc allowed here spoilered or not

[hollow hornet]

post cc can't mentioned at all

[thorn kite]

Oh

[hollow hornet]

also thank you for deleting it

[crude tapir]

yes 💀

so delete it

[hollow hornet]

yes, now please delete that

[honest oyster]

seriously use spoilers PLEASE we said it so much

[thorn kite]

Loll

[hollow hornet]

you can read the pins to see what to spoiler or not

[crude tapir]

if its post cc it cant be mentioned at all, even if u use spoilers

[honest oyster]

no i know but just in general, everything they said either can’t be mentioned or needed a spoiler but they never spoiled anything

[hollow hornet]

#stardew-spoilers is where you can discuss that kinda sruff

[cobalt hare]

but i could have just been talking volcano area in normal mines tho

U can use a wiki for help so

[honest oyster]

seriously stop mentioning post CC stuff here go to #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

how would u know

its just a lava area

[honest oyster]

this is what i mean

[cobalt hare]

Its more lava if anything else

[abstract hinge]

spoiler the post cc man

[crude tapir]

woops

[hollow hornet]

you can just go to #stardew-spoilers if you don't want your messages deleted then

theres no point in complaining

[serene walrus]

So fave store in sdv

[upper swift]

sometimes
it's just better to listen and adjust if ppl point out you are violating the rules
we all make mistakes and thats ok

[queen merlin]

Morris

[cobalt hare]

Robin's i guess

how to change your outfit?

[honest oyster]

||casino||

[hollow hornet]

the hat mouse

[queen merlin]

Have to make new clothes ig

[serene walrus]

[upper swift]

hmmm

[abstract hinge]

Emily's friend. She's hot

[cobalt hare]

U can use cloth and something to get new clothes

[hollow hornet]

you can change your appearance by ||getting 4 hearts with the wizard||

[cobalt hare]

no post cc stuff in here yes but what should i actually spoil because i cant spoil stuff that isnt allowed to be put in hereperiod

[queen merlin]

The person who gives away coffee at the night market

[cobalt hare]

S

[hollow hornet]

its in the pins

[honest oyster]

u spoil CC rewards

[cobalt hare]

Travelling merchant definitely

[cobalt hare]

wait i put on sunglasses when i first made it how do i take them off

[queen merlin]

Heart events, rewards from the cc bundles like greenhouse

And anything else you want to

[cobalt hare]

but u just said greenhouse

[sturdy quarry]

What’s the greenhouse ?!!!!!11

[hollow hornet]

greenhouse is okay to mention as long as no other info is told about it

[queen merlin]

You can mention the name

Not what it does

[cobalt hare]

I have no idea whats the greenhouse

[abstract hinge]

What is greenhouse

[cobalt hare]

its a green, house

[sturdy quarry]

I mean you can paint your house green can’t you?

[queen merlin]

Just wait and find out as you go through the game

[hollow hornet]

its a building you unlock by completing the pantry bundle

[cobalt hare]

Oh yeah the farmhouse but green

[abstract hinge]

I will ask robin to make greenhouse

[queen merlin]

💀 💀

[abstract hinge]

make my house green

[cobalt hare]

Should i put pomegranate trees in it

U can put any trees

[sturdy quarry]

I had no idea man!!!111

[hollow hornet]

uhh cool

[sturdy quarry]

I thought you got it by getting your house upgraded for 150 hardwood

[abstract hinge]

Damn, pantry bundle!

[cobalt hare]

Would pomegranate trees be a good idea

[sturdy quarry]

Why not the PArty bundle !!!

[abstract hinge]

Yeah!

[cobalt hare]

U need it for cc bundle so

[honest oyster]

check what u need for cc and do whatever would be in season

[abstract hinge]

krobus ❤️

[cobalt hare]

Kribus

[honest oyster]

[fathom belfry]

how do y'all remember to go to the mines? I get too wrapped up w/ farming & fishing 😫

[cobalt hare]

just the way some people are i guess

[abstract hinge]

whenever i feel like it lol

[serene walrus]

Go on good luck days

[abstract hinge]

👆

[fathom belfry]

only? 📝

I had someone tell me earlier they went every day & I was like

[thorn kite]

Or whenever you want

[fathom belfry]

HOW SWAY?!

[serene walrus]

I mean if you want lol but I think it’s better to go on luck days

[cobalt hare]

anytime u want

[cobalt hare]

Ever day

play sdv like how u would

cactus fruit are the greatest fruit ever

[honest oyster]

i used to go when it rained cause i didn’t have sprinklers and it was the only way i’d have time to

[cobalt hare]

To eat

cactus fruit?