stardew-valley

[hexed smelt]

He's a wanker.

[real bluff]

Multi level marketing, I think

[neon bobcat]

Just keep giving her driftwood and she'll be yours in no time.

[hollow hornet]

the things he says occasionally makes women uncomfortable which makes sense

[golden umbra]

gaeeee!!!!

[fathom belfry]

implying she isn't already

[golden umbra]

boys >~<

[hollow hornet]

[real bluff]

But, that’s a topic for another day and another channel.

[cobalt hare]

God I hate men

[minor karma]

This was personal

[honest oyster]

i assume straight cause general lack of representation in many medias

[carmine umbra]

What about slimes

[mystic mirage]

real

[mystic mirage]

you assume wrong

[carmine umbra]

i love slimes

[cobalt hare]

Cute

[hollow hornet]

how do you feel killing the slimes for resources

[mystic mirage]

junimos tho

[real bluff]

Cute green guy

[cobalt hare]

common dave W

[carmine umbra]

... good

Haha suffer

[hollow hornet]

bruh

[mystic mirage]

remind them of their existence

[fathom belfry]

idk say their' tail's not fluffy enough?

[hexed smelt]

Offer them a flea collar.

[calm sandal]

remind them to not let themself loose out there?

[carmine umbra]

Who is marlon and why do they have so many fans

[calm sandal]

i drew furry once btw

[carmine umbra]

Oh, him

[hollow eagle]

(krobus supremacy)

[neon bobcat]

Marlon is pretty great.

Needs heart scenes though.

[carmine umbra]

I legit forgot most of the aspects in the game

[hollow hornet]

last month we had like 8+ members probs

[serene walrus]

my beloved<3

[real bluff]

He looks cool

[carmine umbra]

I shall be this then

[fathom belfry]

same w/ Gunther

[hollow hornet]

[carmine umbra]

Why aren't u guys using server icons

[neon bobcat]

Yesss. Really I'm just in favor of more heart scenes for everyone.

[hollow hornet]

cause i have to show off my nitro

[mystic mirage]

we should be able to date jodi......

[honest oyster]

she acc likes that?

[neon bobcat]

Yep!

[native vault]

Did I place the tapper in maple or oak tree??

[fathom belfry]

I will die on the marrying Linus soapbox

[mystic mirage]

yeah check the wiki

[hollow hornet]

maple

[honest oyster]

thats so weird lmao

[native vault]

okie

ty

[honest oyster]

fair enough

[wintry matrix]

jodi ||has a husband||

[hollow hornet]

it makes sense since she works on wood

[honest oyster]

i agree, shes up there next to leah on my list

[mystic mirage]

divorce

[gloomy walrus]

uhh i just gave a diamond for gus birthday and i got 2 1/2 FREAKIN HEARTS

[hollow hornet]

not anymore

[mystic mirage]

jodi is so hot.

[wintry matrix]

i mean there might be a mod you could download

[honest oyster]

yeah i guess i just never thought drift wood would be something shed work on/with. like more to do with big log

[honest oyster]

this

[hollow hornet]

more wood the better

[wintry matrix]

i need to stop forgetting birthdays

[hollow hornet]

same

[honest oyster]

i remembered leahs birthday, gave her goats cheese and she was my first friend in sdv

[carmine umbra]

same

[noble shell]

How do I get Dwarf scroll IV?

[cyan merlin]

leah was my first friend too, i leveled her up fast with salad from the saloon

[honest oyster]

i lowkey think leah and jodis portraits look quite similar

[cyan merlin]

from the mines p sure

[noble shell]

I have tried digging every diggable surface

[hollow hornet]

tilling the mines 80+

[honest oyster]

like their hairstyle

[noble shell]

80+

[noble shell]

I have tried

[eager spear]

man idk about making hayley my wife, shes always with alex 💀

[gloomy walrus]

keep tilling man

if you dont want to keep wasting days keep reseting it

[noble shell]

https://tenor.com/view/dana-change-lol-miinions-laughing-gif-17467543

[honest oyster]

thats how i feel about leah being friends with elliot

[crude tapir]

embed fail

[carmine umbra]

Can we all agree that lewis is a jerk

[hollow hornet]

epic embed fail

[fathom belfry]

getting all spring seeds for CC: does it have to be Day 1?
am I too late if I passed that?

[sweet ember]

yes lewis is a jerk

[crude tapir]

faik

[hollow hornet]

no

[neon bobcat]

How dare she have a friend.

[noble shell]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-dog-nodding-head-gif-24754457

[sweet ember]

so is pierre

dont @ me

[visual quail]

No, you should have plenty time

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[carmine umbra]

I am tempted

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[crude tapir]

LMFAOO

[hollow hornet]

oh no

[eager spear]

not giving up on her tho im making her my wife

[carmine umbra]

Give her prismatic shards daily ❤️

[hollow hornet]

the desperado shield

[eager spear]

daily?

[carmine umbra]

Yes, she love it

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOO

[crude tapir]

💀

[fathom belfry]

if you at least get ahold of her curling iron, it'll smell likeher

[carmine umbra]

||jk, she actually hated them||

||in case u haven't caught up at this point||

[eager spear]

its obvious

she hates everything

[cyan merlin]

she likes daffodils

[hollow hornet]

💀

[charred palm]

Rabbits Foot

[eager spear]

made sunflower farms so no worries

[carmine umbra]

How do i get it?

[fathom belfry]

including the farmer 😞

[fathom belfry]

it got scrapped from the game, so it's not possible

[eager spear]

ON GOD

[carmine umbra]

Oh damn

[crude tapir]

💀

[carmine umbra]

BAHAHAH MB

[hollow hornet]

hmmm

[fathom belfry]

but begs for the question: it smells like her?

[charred palm]

Like her hair

👀

[honest oyster]

imagine if games had the ability to let you smell what’s around you

[fathom belfry]

idk that my iron's smelled like my hair when I used them

[cyan merlin]

heat treated hair is not a good smell tho

[neon bobcat]

Just in case you aren't aware, we asked folks to stop posting the embed fail gifs in here. It was getting really spammy for a while and making some newcomers feel unwelcome.

[carmine umbra]

It says that it smelled like her hair, doesn't necessarily means herself

[fathom belfry]

they just smell burnt lol

[calm sandal]

oof

[fathom belfry]

and like, what about Maru's wrench?

[calm sandal]

ok

[neon bobcat]

Thanks!

[crude tapir]

rip

[fathom belfry]

how does a wrench smell like Maru?!

[calm sandal]

no more epic embed fail, sad

[charred palm]

xD

[visual quail]

I had no idea these weapons existed lmao

[crude tapir]

no fun

[charred palm]

Just write it lol

[fathom belfry]

I'd never go to Marnie's

[honest oyster]

truth

[fathom belfry]

^

[fathom belfry]

🤔 true

[honest oyster]

it can if heat protection is used

[neon bobcat]

Well, if people start posting a bunch of text posts mocking people for their embed fails, I'm sure that would make people feel just as unwelcome.

[honest oyster]

it does, made me feel unwelcome when it happened to me for the first time lol

[carmine umbra]

So, they wanted to heat the hair.. but they protect the hair from heat..? 😕

[charred palm]

I didn't think of it that far was just messing with an asslime

[eager spear]

penny is a real bih ngl, u walk infront of her and she'll be like "u stepped on my foot dear" or "im trying to have a quiet moment"

[honest oyster]

just embarassing tbh. like it’s obvious the embed didn’t work. i don’t see the point in stating it

[fathom belfry]

Is Maru really sweaty?

[honest oyster]

anyway i finish work in 15 mins then stardew time

[minor karma]

She's not that bad

[wintry matrix]

?

[native vault]

I'm going to grind copper so i can get furnaces

[eager spear]

is it bc i gave her a rock

[charred palm]

She is politely telling you to go away xD

[carmine umbra]

...yes

Why do u even gave her rock, should've given her wood

[native vault]

I only have 5 I need at least 20

[eager spear]

😈😈

[minor karma]

As she should, we are very clunky with our big dirty boots while we haul shit around all the time

[real bluff]

Clint is kinda weird

He closes at 4 pm

[carmine umbra]

Oh god

The junimo emotes

[charred palm]

True
The one that makes me laugh is Pam

[cyan merlin]

all of them are stand offish at first. i don’t get the point of calling some characters bitches or rude etc. like you have to get to know them, that’s the point. if everyone wanted to marry you from the first time you talked to them the game wouldnt be good.

[carmine umbra]

[real bluff]

Like, everyone closes at 5 or later

[fathom belfry]

that's the least weird thing about him

[eager spear]

[real bluff]

But why do you close so early?

[fathom belfry]

to cry over Emily?

[fathom belfry]

honestly, might be to hit the Salon early to see Emily?

[carmine umbra]

That was a great point

[charred palm]

The wizard closes at 11pm 😎

[minor karma]

I can't stand Clint tbh

[gloomy walrus]

WAIT PENNY LIKES SAMMMMM

[minor karma]

Like that doesn't mean he's a bad character, really doesn't, but I just hnnnghhhh Clint's... ehn.

[carmine umbra]

Wha why's the hate on clint, what did i miss

[fathom belfry]

keep playing

[real bluff]

Then he’s very cool

[eager spear]

welll they say if u get close with clint hes not that bad

give me forest layouts

[hexed smelt]

My wife is always with Elliott. I just tell myself it's her gay bff. LOL

[charred palm]

like every character

[fathom belfry]

unless he gives me discounts, meh

[honest oyster]

leah? 👀

[charred palm]

Leah ✨

[minor karma]

The development with George if you befriend him and then marry Alex is great

[fathom belfry]

maybe she's getting haircare tips

[eager spear]

i would assume haley would do that w alex when im her husband

[fathom belfry]

his hair IS beautiful

[hexed smelt]

🤣

[eager spear]

its obvious haley likes alex

[honest oyster]

i hate him for his hair

[carmine umbra]

Thats true

[cyan merlin]

that’s really cute actually

[honest oyster]

and his portrait

[fathom belfry]

aww! don't make go back on my anti-alex feels

seeing George smile would be sooo cute

[honest oyster]

i just think elliot looks like he thinks his hair holds magic powers

[vital briar]

9 to 5 are pretty normal hours. But that doesn't mean I like them I want to close clint in and not let him leave smh. Just cause its clint

[eager spear]

i just think of him being a good guitar player

[vital briar]

I don't care if its 5:40 you're opening my geodes

[fathom belfry]

yeah, he definitely flips it around at the end of a sentence

[minor karma]

Anti-Alex? Why? (Respectfully, and I can understand some reasons I am just v curious)

[eager spear]

ALEX SUCKS BRO

[real bluff]

Everyone else closes at 5, and that’s fine, my issue is that he closes an hour earlier than everyone else

[cyan merlin]

all of the marriage candidates are paired up with another until the player intervenes

[charred palm]

You just salty he likes your wife xDDD

[honest oyster]

fr, and his portrait annoys me, like is he trying to show off his jawline?

[eager spear]

😞

[hexed smelt]

She can get her haircare tips from me. My hair is just as long as his is. LOL

[minor karma]

I never liked sideview portraits

[vital briar]

True, that extra hour always f's me over. I'll get there right at 4 and then he won't let me in

[honest oyster]

fr

[fathom belfry]

mostly joking, he just seemed lame to me in comparison to other bachelor/ettes

[eager spear]

nah bc whenever im looking for haley, she would be always be with alex in the ice cream stand

[charred palm]

I think he closes at 4 and stands there till 5 💀

[fathom belfry]

he think he's better than everyone else

[fathom belfry]

damn, farmer splitting couples apart

[vital briar]

I don't remember, I think he goes to his furnace until 5 but you can still access the shop menu

[upper swift]

I don't like Alex bc he is rude

[alpine kestrel]

should i go geologist or miner

[cyan merlin]

his predevelopment front facing portrait is better. much less smug!

[fathom belfry]

Gilderoy Lockhart vibes

[charred palm]

I just checked

He goes to furnace exactly at 5

[vital briar]

Oh ic

He closes an hour early cause he knows I don't like him

[merry shard]

I need a rabbits foot where get one

[charred palm]

Miner imo

[vital briar]

/j

[honest oyster]

miner imo, can changer in later game tho

[fathom belfry]

BUT is it silky smooth after years and years of salt water. I think not.

[charred palm]

Traveling Cart / Having a coop with a rabbit

[merry shard]

When travel cart

Spawn

[charred palm]

Friday and Sunday near the wizards tower

[fathom belfry]

there you go, mystery solved

[broken cave]

i need a fish that can be caught in fall and i am in spring

to finish the fish tank

[fathom belfry]

fridays & sundays

[broken cave]

its the only fish

[merry shard]

Ewww

[cyan merlin]

:((

[broken cave]

i have been waiting for that fish since winter

[cyan merlin]

you can check if it has a chance to show up on the traveling cart but sounds like you’ll have to wait till fall otherwise

[broken cave]

yea

[cyan merlin]

which fish is it?

[mystic mirage]

which

[honest oyster]

tiller imo

[proud osprey]

Tiller feels better to me but I don’t use animals so idk

[hollow hornet]

tiller for artisan

[honest oyster]

question tho, does rancher effect artisian goods? i

[proud osprey]

Oh also hello everyone

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[magic surge]

Hi!

[honest oyster]

hi welcome

[native vault]

How long is each season

[crude tapir]

animal products ≠ artisan goods lol, so no

[magic surge]

28 days

I think

[native vault]

frivk

if my blueberries don't grow tommorow

Sadge

I will have so many things to do in fall God fucking damn

[honest oyster]

yeah but i just thought artisian good sell prices are based off the animal products price

[crude tapir]

huh

[modest shell]

tiller

[broken cave]

my strawberries are like this and its 26 spring and last day is 28 spring

will i be able to harvest them

or no

[mystic mirage]

fr fall is a busy season 😭

[fathom belfry]

😬

[modest shell]

If you planted the night after the egg festival with speed grow you will get a harvest on the 28th, else no

[mystic mirage]

is it worth it or no

[broken cave]

fuck

[calm sandal]

u need it for cc or nah?

[fathom belfry]

if you need it, go for it

[mystic mirage]

i need it for cc so im gonna get it

[broken cave]

can u plant speed grow after planting crop

[calm sandal]

yeah get it if u dont have high end coop

[cyan merlin]

better from the cart than having to buy a rabbit and wait so yeah

[thorny sphinx]

how can i catch this fish?

[modest shell]

Near the mines in summer or winter

[cyan merlin]

it’s a sturgeon

[crude tapir]

sturgeon, mountain lake, summer/winter

[thorny sphinx]

im playing on turkish and idk how it called in english :/

[crude tapir]

6am-7pm

[thorny sphinx]

thanks.

[mystic mirage]

in the summer go up to the mountain lake (robin's house) from 6am-7pm

[cyan merlin]

no prob, just giving you the name so you can find it on the wiki

[thorny sphinx]

maybe i should start playing on english

[calm sandal]

i never play games with my native language

despite my bad englieshed

[merry shard]

What day can I get ice cream

[fathom belfry]

me neither

[thorny sphinx]

what is your main language?

[cyan merlin]

any sunny day in summer p sure

[merry shard]

No from sandy

[calm sandal]

middle of nowhere language

[crude tapir]

you can also get it in summer by the ice cream stand if alex is there

[merry shard]

But it’s not summer and I need to buy ice cream

[broken cave]

i planted 200 strawberry seeds and i wont be able to harvest any of them

because spring is about to end

[crude tapir]

then go to ||sandy on sunday||

[calm sandal]

this is why..

u need to calculate stuffs

at least, roughly.

[winged valve]

what happens if i put a bomb near someone

[thorny sphinx]

man i only bought 72 seeds in my new farm

[cyan merlin]

Wickedy has a graphic of all the crops and the last day you can plant them in the season. i believe it’s available on her website

[hexed smelt]

Even if they were, you can't have Rancher and Artisan at the same time. And Artisan is +40% to some of the already most-expensive items in the game.

[plush geyser]

they die

[calm sandal]

nothin.

[plush geyser]

in multiplayer they die

[thorny sphinx]

is your energy enough to water all of em?

[broken cave]

sprinklers

[plush geyser]

i "accidentally" killed my friend with a bomb

[thorny sphinx]

regular or quality?

[broken cave]

bro

watering doesnt matter

i have sprinklers that water all of them

[thorny sphinx]

wait.

did you buy the seeds on your first spring?

or after it

[calm sandal]

they just miscalculated the time of the strawberries ripe.

[broken cave]

i hate you

[thorny sphinx]

:c

[rich crest]

💀

[tight verge]

Lol

[crude tapir]

💀

[rich crest]

poor kenzu

[crude tapir]

SAMMY!^^"WÉQ?=U

[rich crest]

PAMDALSKNFASLNMFA[]AA\SFL[PASDUOPASDJFAS[

[crude tapir]

UAIUIFUFIIFGUPEPTw

how r u :)))

[rich crest]

we were so ready for that

[crude tapir]

ikr

[rich crest]

im good hbu

[cyan merlin]

[crude tapir]

just chilling, i want something ingame but i need to grind for it and last time i did that it took way too long for my taste 💀

[rich crest]

💀 gl

[crude tapir]

yeah

[tight verge]

Whatre you trying to grind for

[crude tapir]

cant say that here, but i can tell you in #stardew-spoilers if u want

[tight verge]

Sure

[gloomy walrus]

Forester or gatherer

ik both are very good

[hollow hornet]

Gatherer

[gloomy walrus]

ok

just needed an opinion as i would have picked either one

thanks

[hollow hornet]

it leads to botanist which is like the second best profession

[hollow hornet]

sammyfjvhbefcnjwdxmjcfhbv

[rich crest]

indigo

[broken cave]

what do i plant in summer?

[rich crest]

sf or bb

[hollow hornet]

bluberries and melons if u dont have access to starfruit yet

[broken cave]

what

[gloomy walrus]

how much wood is for the beach bridge repair

[crude tapir]

300

[gloomy walrus]

just plant bluberries

[broken cave]

starfruit is the best?

or blue berry

[hollow hornet]

starfruit

[broken cave]

because i thought i could get star fruit in spring and plant in summer

[rich crest]

yeah

if u can process them it's even better

[broken cave]

my strawberries wont be able to give me a harvest before spring ends :(

i got 204 strawberry seeds

[rich crest]

good for you

[hollow hornet]

rip

[broken cave]

so i start making kegs and tappers?

[crude tapir]

cope

[broken cave]

i have the trees ready

[rich crest]

mhm

[hollow hornet]

god damn you two

[keen burrow]

npc too busy to notice me if i try to talk to them but they are suddenly not busying to judge me when i took through the trash huh

[rich crest]

GOT DAMN

bussy

[hollow hornet]

tbf i would immediately notice if someone is going through the trash near me

[mystic mirage]

ehehehe

[hollow hornet]

[gaunt goblet]

No don’t do that

[mystic mirage]

i didn't

but the temptation was strong

[lean kiln]

No info

[wind galleon]

What is the weird chicken-legged sign with ??? In the upper right corner of the location with the sauna?

[lean kiln]

https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1532794664239083520

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

A lot of people are asking about the mobile 1.5 update, so I want to confirm that it's still being worked on, and that I am still committed to it.

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[alpine kestrel]

so i just got a yeti's tooth and obsidian sword

which do i keep

[gaunt goblet]

Is there a fast way to get 4 candles in Grandpa's evaluation

[shadow vapor]

Hello!

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[lean kiln]

Welcome!

[wind galleon]

Hi

[gaunt goblet]

Hallo

[lean kiln]

damn you indigo

[hollow hornet]

first

[broken cave]

angry moon

[wind galleon]

?

[shadow vapor]

i have no idea huh

[broken cave]

nice

i clicked it

[gaunt goblet]

Easter Eggs

[gaunt goblet]

Nice hat

[shadow vapor]

I have a question, i just started playing stardew valley a few days ago and its going well! But there's an owl statue on my farm that can be picked up and some people told me it wasn't supposed to show up until late game- what do i do with it?

[plush geyser]

place it in your house

[gaunt goblet]

What you got super lucky bro

[serene walrus]

It can show up early game lmao I got it like summer y1 also it’s just deco

[shadow vapor]

So its just decoration? Thank you!

[modern eagle]

yes

[shadow vapor]

i thought it was a totem lol

[crude tapir]

it doesnt really have to do with late game, its just random chance mostly and its decor

[modern eagle]

it's pretty rare to show up so early, but very possible, it has a small chance to show up every night

[shadow vapor]

Can you get multiple?

[crude tapir]

yep

[modern eagle]

I believe so

[grave galleon]

i also got it, it’s not a totem ?

[shadow vapor]

Cool! Thanks

[crude tapir]

no

[grave galleon]

can i move it ?

[crude tapir]

yeah

[serene walrus]

Yes

[crude tapir]

hit it with ur pick

[grave galleon]

ooooh thanks i didn’t know

[crude tapir]

[shadow vapor]

Sorry for asking so many questions, how much content is there in the game? Does new stuff stop showing up a few years into the game?

[cobalt hare]

new stuff just shows up based on progress

not time spent in game

[gaunt goblet]

Have you guys ever seen the UFO thing fly in your world (I haven’t🥲)

[serene walrus]

Yus

[shadow vapor]

Thank you

[gloomy walrus]

not me restarting my day for vincent

i sold all my grapes ;-;

man is too cute

CAT IS TYPING

[mystic mirage]

vincent deserves the world

[gloomy walrus]

YESSS

[mystic mirage]

CAT HELLO

[gloomy walrus]

i can only imagine how he will talk to me when he has 10 hearts ;-;

its gonna be so fucking cuteeee

[mystic mirage]

hes so sweet 😭 ❤️

[cobalt hare]

should i get the mushroom cave or bats?

[serene walrus]

Mush = money + energy
Bat = cc + gifts

So pick which one ya want

[cobalt hare]

ill go for the mushrooms lolol

my first farm i did bats

[serene walrus]

Ah lol

[native vault]

Should I spend all my money for a lava katana Or wait like 1 or 2 days to get a prismatic shard from ||quarry|| to get a galaxy sword

Also I finished crafts room

[shadow vapor]

Do the bats spawn everyday like the mushrooms?

[gloomy walrus]

I JUST REALIZED THAT CAROLINE IS NOT PREGNANT

i saw her wrong ;-;

[ember viper]

😭

[shadow vapor]

Stacks?

[cobalt hare]

oh nice

[shadow vapor]

Oh, thanks! :)

[modern eagle]

from the wiki

[primal nexus]

congrats

[lean kiln]

pog

[primal nexus]

yeah you might want to do that

don't sell it or donate it yet

[lean kiln]

why is

how is the inventory so big

no shit

never seen UI that small on mobile

huh nvm seems like I forgot the size

looks normal

[molten forge]

morning everyone

[torn bolt]

Hey Toby

[molten forge]

hi angel !

hru

[ember cove]

good morning !!

[molten forge]

hi emmi !

gm !!

[ember cove]

helloo

[hollow shoal]

Morning!

[torn bolt]

Hello Emmi

[molten forge]

morning !

hows everyone feeling?

[ember cove]

heyoo (stealing indigo's greeting )

[serene walrus]

Hiii emmi Toby and angel

[molten forge]

hi peachy !

[ember cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/764713299777814538.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

HELLO !!

[serene walrus]

[torn bolt]

I am really good. I just woke up and I had a good sleep.

[molten forge]

im still sick so im planning on playing sooo much stardew today

[ember cove]

FAIRLY
hi 🕺

[molten forge]

im glad !

[torn bolt]

Hey Peachy

[hollow shoal]

so so, now i speak english, but in the meanwhile I talk with my mother in italian, so little confused ahahaha

[queen merlin]

i just realised i forgor to put azula pfp, ig i will see tomorrow if i can get sleep

[hollow shoal]

oh I forgot to tag him, sorry

[torn bolt]

Sorry to hear that your stick but I am glad there is a positive side to it.

[queen merlin]

hope you get well soon

[lean kiln]

the upside of being unwell 😌

[torn bolt]

You haven't slept Ruhi?

[queen merlin]

was busy whole day

[torn bolt]

Also, how may I refer to you? I saw you changed your name

[hollow shoal]

but one question, how I can get the rols in this server?

[queen merlin]

its 10 pm, will eat dinner and slep soon hopefully

[torn bolt]

Yesterday you were iris

[hollow hornet]

by talking more

[hollow shoal]

thanks!

[ember cove]

or by dming bouncer if you meet the reqs for artisan or the modding roles
(reqs are listed in the pins of their respective channels)

[queen merlin]

idm either name tbh

[torn bolt]

Oki!

[queen merlin]

i change names frequently so whichever one you remember works for me :p

or prefer calling me

[hollow hornet]

heyoo emmi

[hollow shoal]

Thank you! but i guess i never do it ahahahah

[torn bolt]

Hope you get great dinner and an ever better sleep

[queen merlin]

thanks

[lean kiln]

I dont think theres much of a profit increase

[torn bolt]

You should make it wine first.

[ember cove]

hello user Cpt. Indigo ⛧ marlon's #1 fan

[gloomy walrus]

if i directly sell my crops at pierres i will still get the same price

[ember cove]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[gloomy walrus]

i keep worrying about it

[torn bolt]

Got it!

[hollow hornet]

cat cat cagt

[queen merlin]

[torn bolt]

Yes, you will. However, if you sell things through shipping bin it will count towards your achievements

[gloomy walrus]

ok

[serene walrus]

Hiii indigoooo

[gloomy walrus]

thxsx

[hollow hornet]

heyoooo peachyy

[cobalt hare]

wagwan gen chat

[wary siren]

[serene walrus]

Hiiiiii chase

[torn bolt]

Yes! It's worth it.

[wary siren]

halloo

[torn bolt]

Hello

[wary siren]

hiiiie

[minor karma]

Quick quick someone name me any bachelor to romance besides Sebastian (we're married on my last save)

[ember cove]

SHANE

[hollow hornet]

HEY

[ember viper]

alex

[wary siren]

anyone but shane but i cannot think of anyone else

[ember viper]

wait no sam 🤷‍♀️

[olive charm]

guys

I had the funniest bug ever while upgrading my trash can

[wary siren]

do tell

[lean kiln]

no

[torn bolt]

Sam all the way

[olive charm]

I'M MAKING A COLLECTION OF TRASH CANS NOW

[wary siren]

huh thats interesting

[olive charm]

it keeps giving me the trashcan logo as an item, a weapon type

[ember cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/823728402552586271/933553674792345690/kel3.gif

[olive charm]

I can swing it like a sword

[hollow shoal]

wow

[hollow hornet]

were you looking for that gif this whole time?

[remote stag]

hei!

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[ember cove]

yes :-(
had to scroll so long
i wish you could make folders in your favorite gifs tab thing

[remote stag]

thx! was too shy to text till now...hehe...

[olive charm]

Also, funni hehe

I hate myself for doing this joke

[ember cove]

welcome !! and yeah i was an ex-lurker too, was also too shy to talk here ^^ but we're super nice !!

[wary siren]

screaming im watching argon matrix's price of perfection vod and he just beat pierre at the grange display with 9 iridium chubs

[minor karma]

I love how the answer was "anyone but Shane"

[hollow hornet]

LMAO they have to get people to buy nitro somehow

[remote stag]

okiiiii

[wary siren]

i hate shane he's weird

[gaunt goblet]

Look at the date

[ember cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/868100222700634112/868929280225198100/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[torn bolt]

Hey welcome

[hollow hornet]

glad you decided to do it

[remote stag]

elö

[hollow shoal]

I am the only person be crazy for find fire quartz?

[hollow hornet]

?

[cobalt hare]

Factual

[torn bolt]

Try lvl 80+ in the mines

[cobalt hare]

how do i unlock || the place where willy's boat is?||

[hollow hornet]

#stardew-spoilers

[hollow shoal]

I dont know

[cobalt hare]

k

[minor karma]

I'll try Elliott

[olive charm]

fr I'm wondering that too, I'm currently tryna level up on fishing to see it

[minor karma]

We don't talk much and I wanna see if his story is worthwhile

[eager spear]

give me how to get cash by farming in the season fall

[hollow hornet]

planting cranberries and pumpkins

[wary siren]

elliott regardless of your opinion of him does have a very interesting dating-life

[alpine kestrel]

guys for combat profession, should i go scout or fighter

[ember cove]

fighter

🤸

[hollow hornet]

fighter imo

[queen merlin]

interesting

[mystic mirage]

cranberries and pumpkins you make so much

[olive charm]

his story... hes so weird

Think of those movies where there is this writer tryna write a good story and also tryna find love of his life at the same time

[wind galleon]

Can sweet gem berries be seedified?

[queen merlin]

i haven't played in so long that idr his dating life

[wild moss]

yes

[wind galleon]

Nwm

[wild moss]

don’t bother though lol

[wind galleon]

They can

[crude tapir]

seedmaker? yes

[wild moss]

you only need 2 sweet gem berries ever

[crude tapir]

^^

[wary siren]

elliott makes a boner innuendo in his 10 heart its great

[queen merlin]

💀

[wind galleon]

It took much less time than i thought

[eager spear]

is it like for example the pumpkin seed cost 40 and if u sell the grown pumpkin it gives u 70

[queen merlin]

i am gonna get 10 hearts just to see it now lmao

[eager spear]

is it like that?

[cobalt hare]

320

[eager spear]

thats an example yh

[cobalt hare]

u make good profit

[minor karma]

I like weird men

[hollow hornet]

thats how profit works yeah

[minor karma]

But not like weird weird men

[queen merlin]

meanwhile sophia:

[cobalt hare]

what is profit

[minor karma]

Maybe its bc I'm a writer and I can sympathize

[eager spear]

cranberries or pumpkins

[crude tapir]

both

[eager spear]

which takes too long to grow

[crude tapir]

pumpkin

[cobalt hare]

cranberries will make more and u dont need to replant

[torn bolt]

Pumpkins are better if you have access to fertilizer.

[olive charm]

then go for him ig

[eager spear]

cranberries then

[crude tapir]

wait not too long but longer

[cobalt hare]

cranberries mogs raw

[crude tapir]

its still worth it

[queen merlin]

tfw realising elliot is weird
tfw i like him too much because he is weird
tfw realising i like weird men

[eager spear]

should i sell my common mushrooms if they big

[queen merlin]

you all have given me a bisexual crisis, i go disappear

[mystic mirage]

what……

[olive charm]

@queen merlinthis is also for u

[olive charm]

right??

[eager spear]

should i sell my mushrooms if they become big now

[mystic mirage]

red flags

[queen merlin]

i remember him not kissing if you refuse? maybe am misremembering

[queen merlin]

that wouldn't be a red flag, that would be a whole red human

[wary siren]

thats literally so exaggerated

[olive charm]

if u refuse u lose hearts with him, a lot of them

[queen merlin]

[crude tapir]

is that his 14 heart event? anything over 10 hearts cant be here

[wary siren]

you can tell him to stop

[wary siren]

thats his 10 heart

[olive charm]

it's 10 heart event

[queen merlin]

14 hearts is something else iirc

[crude tapir]

ah okay

[ember cove]

10 heart still isnt allowed right 🏃

[crude tapir]

still cant be here

[ember cove]

it says 10 heart or higher
not 10 heart plus

[wary siren]

also he doesnt?? kidnap you lol youre just on a boat date??

[crude tapir]

yuh

[queen merlin]

we were also supposed to spoiler everything anyway

ig hope it gets buried in chat soon

[crude tapir]

lol

[cobalt hare]

emmi hello
panda hello
ruhi hello

[ember cove]

hi delta

[queen merlin]

hi delta

[hollow hornet]

wtf

[ember cove]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

indigo hello

Yo delta

[hollow hornet]

no

[cobalt hare]

yh hello

Wagwan

[cobalt hare]

U WERE NOT FUCKING HERE BRUG

rip indigo

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[crude tapir]

DELTAAA

[cobalt hare]

im dying rn 💀

delta when vc g

[crude tapir]

👀

[cobalt hare]

dude finals are killing me

[wary siren]

i think that ||the fact that he kisses you without warning|| is worthy of criticism but in his and eric's defense you are dating him and practically engaged when it happens. it's not like completely out of the blue. that doesn't make it 100% okay but it is mitigating

[hollow hornet]

panda 💀

[crude tapir]

shhhh

[cobalt hare]

smh

[crude tapir]

you never saw me saying that indigo

[hollow hornet]

[olive charm]

I have been tilling the mines for like 3 stardew days

How do you find the goddamn red dwarf scroll

[cobalt hare]

work + studying
i dont remember when was the last time i slept without worrying about shit 💀

ditto

[cobalt hare]

u can search in wiki

wiki ur bestie

hope you ace your tests delta 👍

[olive charm]

wiki told me to till tiles

[cobalt hare]

hi choco

[cobalt hare]

read better

[hollow hornet]

delta theres a monster under ur bed

[olive charm]

in mines

I have been doin it for so long

there is none other

[crude tapir]

monsters r ur better take

[cobalt hare]

hi choco thx

[cobalt hare]

my bed doesnt have an under

[cobalt hare]

hey!:)

bruh

[crude tapir]

💀

[hollow hornet]

no one saw that

[crude tapir]

i did.

[cobalt hare]

I saw that 👀

[hollow hornet]

no

[crude tapir]

yes

[hollow hornet]

:(

[cobalt hare]

dont tell me u sent that accidentally 💀

[crude tapir]

reporting u to bouncer rn

LMFAOO

[cobalt hare]

This is my fav gif

[hollow hornet]

that was the tamest one alright

[cobalt hare]

[cobalt hare]

ok guys, i gtg bye

[hollow hornet]

see ya delta

[cobalt hare]

poof

[hollow hornet]

:0

actually i have a better sticker

nom

[crude tapir]

panda sticker where

[gloomy walrus]

that aint enough blueberries for the first summer in this farm

im such a dissapointment

[hollow hornet]

bruh

[wind galleon]

Am i the only one that likes to hoard items just to sell them all at once? Fx. right now i have around a thousand blueberries like a 170 milk and 260 mayonaise and 200 strawberries?

[crude tapir]

i do that too

its satisfying

[hollow hornet]

yeah i do that as well

[wind galleon]

I think im gonna sell them now

[gloomy walrus]

why does that look like robin with a gun ;-;

THIS IS A MOD

[wind galleon]

Maybe cause it is?

[gloomy walrus]

robin boutta shoot my house now

her bullets are axe heads

[wind galleon]

Robin had enough

[gloomy walrus]

💀

I ONLY ASKED FOR A BARN

[wind galleon]

I sold everything i had except for the blueberries and got 249030G

So satysfying

Oh wow dinosaur mayo sell for a lot

[hollow hornet]

[marsh spade]

man
the watering takes the whole day

[crude tapir]

no sprinklers?

[wary siren]

gotta get that upgraded can and sprinklers

[magic surge]

I never upgraded my can now that I think of it

I just went from basic can to iridium sprinklers

[wind galleon]

How do you even get that much iridium?

[crude tapir]

||sc||

[marsh spade]

i need gold
and the crops idk how i can do both

[crude tapir]

skill issue

[hexed smelt]

"Smells like leather and grass"
Still tastes better than Miracle Whip. 🤣

[magic surge]

I bought them from the sewer dude

[crude tapir]

sewer dude LMAFOO

[wind galleon]

Isnt the sewer only available after you finish the museum?

[magic surge]

No after 60 things are given to the museum

[crude tapir]

yup

[dull sluice]

is there a mod where i can marry pam

[torn bolt]

You need to don't plant crops for a while until your get your sprinklers Incase you want to mine the resources. Otherwise keep watering your crops and once you sell them buy the resources from Clint's to craft them.

Watering crops is way too much time/energy consuming. Prioritizing sprinklers will allow you to explore other aspects of the game while still making a lot of money through farming crops.

[oblique stone]

how do you get large goat milk

for the CC

bc they arent producing it

[torn bolt]

Probably because your friendship with your goats isnt high enough.

[oblique stone]

augghh

[granite raptor]

(What they said) vvvv

[torn bolt]

Remember to pet them daily and allow them to eat grass outside

[oblique stone]

so let them out

[torn bolt]

Yeah, they will eat grass they have access to.

They prefer that instead of hay.

[oblique stone]

k

[blazing python]

Hey ya’ll

[torn bolt]

Hello

[gloomy walrus]

guys i think i just bombed a trashcan

i just got a garbage hat lmfaoooo

what tf

[tidal yacht]

hi

[coral vault]

Luckyyyy I have 3... I hate trash cans

[gloomy walrus]

lmao

[torn bolt]

?

[gloomy walrus]

wrong person

mb

[torn bolt]

Oki

[oblique stone]

i dont have oil makers so should i just sell the truffles

or save them

[tidal yacht]

what point of the game are you in????

[oblique stone]

y1

[tidal yacht]

Cause if it is early like year one or early year 2 sell them

[oblique stone]

k

[wild moss]

don’t bother with oil makers unless you don’t have botanist yet

iridium truffle to truffle oil is less than a 20% increase in price

[gloomy walrus]

if you have artisan goods and truffle oil will be worth more than iridium truffles

[gloomy walrus]

.

[ashen briar]

which r the best summer crops?

[fathom belfry]

can someone that has the german shepherd confirm?
I had one on my first play & I have a cat now.
The cat jumps!
I don't remember if the german shepherd did that too.

[fathom belfry]

what year?

[wild moss]

starfruit if you can

blueberries if you can’t

[ashen briar]

1

[fiery quest]

If you're going for the community center you need peppers, tomatoes, melon, and blueberry, and I would grow melons/blueberries for money

[fathom belfry]

I'd say blueberries, personally!

[hasty bronze]

Hello!

[cobalt hare]

Hey guys i have a question, is it better to get mushrooms or bats in my cave?

[hasty bronze]

I'm looking for a duo to play with!

[molten forge]

bats !

[molten forge]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[fathom belfry]

don't you love it when you have the axe selected when harvesting & you accidentally destroy your veggies? 😖

[hasty bronze]

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

Alright thanks :)

[fathom belfry]

hey toby!

[molten forge]

UGHHH I HATE THAT (also hi melo :))

[ashen briar]

okayy thanks

[molten forge]

hiiii !!!!

[fathom belfry]

jinx!

[molten forge]

LMAO

[shadow comet]

I'd say Bats. Commit to the Bruce Wayne origin story.

[ashen briar]

okayy thanks

[molten forge]

hru ?

[cobalt hare]

But does that mean my parents will disappear lol

[fathom belfry]

w-what's going to happen to my parents if I select the bats?

[fathom belfry]

damn, beat me to it

[molten forge]

unfortunately, yeah, but small price to pay to be gothams hero

[fathom belfry]

a liiiil bit under the weather, but good otherwise!
hbu? feeling better?

[cobalt hare]

Atleast i become rich

[shadow comet]

You can cut that part out if you wish.

[molten forge]

feeling worse unfortunately LOL but ive been playing tons of stardew and drinking lots of fluid so im getting there

[molten forge]

youll also become jewish (if ur not already)

[fathom belfry]

profile pic checks out

[molten forge]

little known fact that he IS jewish, but they never talk about it ://

[fathom belfry]

what day of big c is it for you?

[molten forge]

five? i think

eughhh

[fathom belfry]

aww man, I hope it gets easier for you.

don't forget to rest up!

[molten forge]

thanks <33

yeah ofc !

[fathom belfry]

maybe talk to Harvey? 😅

I never had much use for Harvey in my first play & figured that's why he charged so much for rescuing you: poor man has to make ends meet somehow.

also, how come we never wake up in Harvey's clinic? who got me to my bed?

[molten forge]

maybe he secretly works out

[coral birch]

question, are treasure troves worth it or should i crack open omni geodes by themselves?

[fathom belfry]

I don't have to do anything for the Egg Festival, right?

[molten forge]

maybs save up money for strawb seeds?

[fathom belfry]

Jas just yelled at me for going into the trash but immediately ate the cookies I got out of the bin

[fathom belfry]

ah frack, I just spent all my money on spring seeds for cc

guess I'm restarting

[tidal yacht]

I would also advice that and if you do get seeds till and water before the festival so when you get back you just have to plant

[fathom belfry]

omfg, you're a genius!!
event days have always been a hassle for me.

[dusk swift]

Hi

[mystic mirage]

event days stress me out 😭

whats ur guys fav event

[fathom belfry]

fr, leave it to me to not be able to enjoy in-game holidays LOL

[tidal yacht]

no, i am not the genius the person who told me that was a genius. :P

[fathom belfry]

Dance of the Moonlight Jellies!

[fathom belfry]

you're a genius by proxy

[tidal yacht]

night market and second is Dance of the Moonlight Jellies

[mystic mirage]

same either this or the sdv fair

[hexed smelt]

Stardew Valley Fair. Whupping Pierre's ass never gets old.

[tidal yacht]

yepppp

[quiet crystal]

My favorite is probably Feast of the Winter Star

Second favorite is Stardew Valley Fair. Love the fishing mini games

[fathom belfry]

wow, how self-interested

"sorry I insulted your family legacy, you should def hire me though"

[quiet crystal]

To be fair, she has a point. It's a tiny one room house

[fathom belfry]

how does she know that?

[cobalt hare]

Subtle roasting your tiny ass house

[quiet crystal]

Because it's tiny on the outside

[fathom belfry]

Robin is negging me

[hexed smelt]

LMAO!!! LOVE the farmer name.

[fathom belfry]

oh, so she's been to my property without my permission?

[spare cloak]

You named your self DB cooper? the guy who threw him self out of a plane and was never found? I don't know if I should be scared or not...

[quiet crystal]

It was your grandfather's property first. He probably let her on the property

[fathom belfry]

& I moved from the city to the farm

[molten forge]

she has priorities

[spare cloak]

🤣

[spare cloak]

Ahahaah classic SDV

[fathom belfry]

Pop-pop never gave her his business & neither will I.

[tidal yacht]

Me too

[fathom belfry]

she could have dropped off a business card or something.

[quiet crystal]

Then you will be alone

[quiet crystal]

That was her business card

[fathom belfry]

in her defense, Evelyn looks like a great cook

[quiet crystal]

I will say, I'm annoyed that the cellar upgrade comes after the nursery

[fathom belfry]

do I need to upgrade for ||Krobus||?

[cobalt hare]

Yo i got 15k coins and im on 21 day of spring 1st year, what should i save for?
I got the iridium rod and the backpack

[quiet crystal]

I think so

Could be wrong

[crisp light]

ong

[fathom belfry]

because you'll want to drink after having kids?

[fathom belfry]

bah, humbug

[quiet crystal]

I wanna make fine wine, not kids

[keen nebula]

hii!! what should i plant for fall? i’ve already got all the requirements for the cc, just want profits now

[fathom belfry]

WELL STARDEW VALLEY NEEDS MORE CITIZENS

[fathom belfry]

what year are you on?

[keen nebula]

two!

[quiet crystal]

IT CAN PUT OUT INCENTIVES FOR MOVING LIKE THE REST OF US

[hollow hornet]

i recommend cranberries and pumpkins

[molten forge]

if she was a grat cook why were they in the trash ?

[visual quail]

Especially pumpkins if you have kegs/jars

[tidal yacht]

Don’t give her business

[cobalt hare]

Buy seeds in the summer! Blueberries are great

[spare cloak]

Like what indigo said Cranberries are good multiple harvests pumpkins sell for a bit also 🙂

[torn bolt]

Cranberries are good unless you have access to fertilizer, then pumpkins are better.

[fathom belfry]

clearly not a part of their culture, if we go back to Robin's letter

they're just pushy in this lil town

[fathom belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/office-michael-scott-thank-you-gif-5278681

[cobalt hare]

Hey ángel!

[cobalt hare]

Thanks

[keen nebula]

okay pumpkins it is, ty!!!

[cobalt hare]

my fav show ❤️

[quiet crystal]

The Office is definitely top tier

[fathom belfry]

I knew I liked you!

[keen cradle]

ok so im married to penny, is it normal to not be able to talk to her when she leaves the house to go to the town?

[torn bolt]

Hello chocobunny How is it going?

[quiet crystal]

Random question, but for the Animal Bundle, is it better to aim for wool or goat milk? Planning on ducks so I can get the feather for the dye bundle

[serene walrus]

Uh did you already talk to her? Also welcome to the server <3

[keen cradle]

dont think so

[torn bolt]

You can only talk to each villager once per day, so probably you can't since you already interacted with her in your home(?)

[keen cradle]

my game crashed during the marrige day sooo idk if thats broken anything

[keen cradle]

thanks!

[torn bolt]

I would go for the goat milk.

[quiet crystal]

Thanks

[merry coral]

If the ||purple underpants|| (I think this needs a spoiler..) were the shades of the prismatic shard, would they be...

[torn bolt]

For sure

[merry coral]

Prismatic pantaloons?

I'll see myself out

[torn bolt]

Hahaha

[quiet crystal]

Respectfully, stop

[merry coral]

I'm sorry

I didn't mean to make you feel bad or anything

[quiet crystal]

It's funny

Just stop

[hollow hornet]

[serene walrus]

Brug on my new save I got 3 rain days in a row in fall but in my other one it took till day 21 (`ー´)

[merry coral]

The main Stardew resteraunt be, "Jo-jangles?" (Bojangles)

[gloomy walrus]

im on day 17 of summer and i have had 7 stormy days

i feel you

[keen nebula]

should i buy the auto grabber thing from marnie?

[gloomy walrus]

if you want to feel luxurious

how much money do you have rn

[fathom belfry]

she's busy!

[hexed smelt]

I made wine for 10 years before having kids.

[keen nebula]

not that much but it wouldn’t be difficult to earn it back i think, 27k

[gloomy walrus]

no then

its 25 k

[cobalt hare]

Yes I love mine

[gloomy walrus]

it only saves like 1 minute

[quiet crystal]

Penny is the best, but it took me three weeks to get her ||14 heart event||

[gloomy walrus]

no need to spoiler i think

[fathom belfry]

Hi Num 1 Linus Stan, I'm Num 2 Linus Stan

[gloomy walrus]

you didnt reveal what it is

[quiet crystal]

I wasn't sure, better safe than sorry

[gloomy walrus]

lmao

[merry coral]

:0 FELLOW LINUS STAN

[gloomy walrus]

alright imma take a break now

i love stardew and you all

[torn bolt]

Bye Taem, take care

[gloomy walrus]

when i come back i will be treated by my 450 blueberries

[gloomy walrus]

[fathom belfry]

I got everything auto

[torn bolt]

You could read the pins, that way you will now what needs to be put as a spoiler.

[fathom belfry]

do you support my motion to be able to marry Linus?

[serene walrus]

Name my cow lmfao

[merry coral]

YES

[quiet crystal]

Call me Deana Carter because I've got some Strawberry Wine, setting up my shed with kegs now

[fathom belfry]

what's her personality like?

[quiet crystal]

Name your cow? Beef 'n' cheddar

[merry coral]

Name it ribeye

[fathom belfry]

ok Deana

[cobalt hare]

Should i become a rancher or a tiller?

[serene walrus]

Great names ty

[fathom belfry]

together, we will rule this server

[merry coral]

Yeees

[fathom belfry]

If she's a fighter, Moolan

[merry coral]

Omg- the pun game is strong with this one

[quiet crystal]

It was a joke about a country song called Strawberry Wine lol

[fathom belfry]

oh, I got it Deana

but you get what you wish for

[minor karma]

Starting a new savefile in the Forest Farm, any tips? (I've played Standard and Riverland this whole time)