stardew-valley

[torpid mantle]

i was joking

[fast tundra]

link me to the page that states he's a god

also he never actually invites you to his tower btw

[torpid mantle]

but i don't particularly feel like arguing over a theory being presented as a fact

[fathom belfry]

||so are we||

[worthy root]

This is it.

[fathom belfry]

explain the note I got with a dozen roses from the wizard then

[fast tundra]

alright you guys are just trolling now

[worthy root]

to be honest, there could be new people walking into this channel who might actually believe Nezumi's "facts"

now that's misleading.

[round breach]

how do i get home quicker without a totrm

[fathom belfry]

how would nezumi proclaiming how hot the wizard is mislead new people?

[torn bolt]

There is no other way. You could get yourself a horse once you build a stable at Robin's

[fathom belfry]

thank you for the tummyache from laughter, you're mad funny

[fathom belfry]

totrm?

[neon bobcat]

Hi, please avoid discussing post-CC/Joja Development content in this channel.

[torn bolt]

I think they meant totem

[round breach]

yall know damn well i meant totem

[fathom belfry]

ahh!

[fathom belfry]

nah, not that familiar w/ totem use

[fast tundra]

i don't even remember what i sent

to be honest

ohh

alright

lol

[fathom belfry]

you think that's what he put on you? it'd make a lot of sense.

[round breach]

how r u year one in the skull caverns im year 2 and have made little to no progress

[glad path]

Does the ||skull cavern have checkpoints?||

How get far than

[worthy root]

there's a mod for it

[glad path]

I play on xbox

[round breach]

how many loved gifts to get from heart 7 to heart 8

[worthy root]

then it resets every visit

[fast tundra]

i forgor

[cobalt hare]

oh

[fast tundra]

but it depends on quality too

[round breach]

frozen tears dont have quality

[fast tundra]

iridium quality gifts are 2x as effective as no quality i think

[round breach]

seb

why

[fast tundra]

try to get an iridium quality void egg

or just a good quality one

[worthy root]

Seb hurt Nezumi bad in the past

[round breach]

where do i get those

[fast tundra]

void chicken, you can get a void egg with a small chance every night if you have a coop and another way that i am not sure i am allowed to say here or not

then you can put it in a coop incubator to hatch a void chicken

[round breach]

how do i get a void chicken

[fast tundra]

look above

[fathom belfry]

Abigail was mean to me AGAIN!
seriously considering our huge wedding now.

[neon bobcat]

You can get one from ||the Witch as a random night event. And you can also buy an egg from Krobus once you have access to his shop.||

[fathom belfry]

anyone's better than Shane at this point

you're not into that?

[round breach]

how do i get more artifacts i have the disc, scrolls, cog, skull, and all stones but idk what else i need

[glad path]

Can you get || a prismatic shard without mining in the skull caverns?||

[wild moss]

||artifact troves from the desert trader||

yes

[worthy root]

yes

[glad path]

How

Please help

[wild moss]

rare enemy drop, ||quarry||

it’s not really anything you can look for pre sc

it just might show up from time to time

[worthy root]

there's a mysterious node that might spawn in the mines which has a high chance of giving you one

[wild moss]

crack a lot of omni geodes too, it’s 1/250 from those

[glad path]

Ok

[neon bobcat]

You can determine what you still need by checking out the completed Museum collection, and then looking up the locations of the specific items you need.

[fathom belfry]

you just love that whole family

[wild moss]

you can use the predictor to figure out exactly which omni geode it’ll be

[worthy root]

After all those marriages, i kinda want to marry the maple bear next save

he seems pretty nice

[molten forge]

hi chat

again

[neon bobcat]

Heya

[torpid mantle]

no

[frail crest]

mods maybe

[torpid mantle]

you cannot commit arson in stardew valley

[fathom belfry]

I keep thinking Linus would be such a good husband

[worthy root]

his campfire does look cozy, doesn't it

[fathom belfry]

& where is your evidence of that?

[fathom belfry]

you wouldn't even have to share the bed, he'd probably sleep outside

I don't know why Shane doesn't sleep in the coop, he loves those chickens SO much

just chillin

why are YOU in the mines?

[worthy root]

the person stealing from you is harvey, like, you charge me 1k when i passed out in my freaking shed

why are you even on my farm?

[fathom belfry]

& Morris, dude

how you gonna charge me for taking a nap in my own farm?

trifling

nah, you're just kicking a man while he's down

very classist of you, might I add

why would Linus need money? he doesn't pay taxes.

[worthy root]

Linus is probably one of the nicest people in Pelican Town, and you shoot him with a slingshot

[fathom belfry]

oh, you're the one that destroyed his tent, huh?

[worthy root]

you monster!

[fathom belfry]

THERE YOU GO

SOMEONE CALL THE GOVERNOR

the wizard would NEVER go for someone like you, @sonic flax

[worthy root]

Wizard is good friend with Linus

[fathom belfry]

he doesn't really know the type of person you are

[worthy root]

and you shoot his good friend with a slingshot

[fathom belfry]

Wizard chills with Linus all the time

they're both antisocial

he's sending the spirits to your farm as soon as he finds out

which I wish we could see, btw

since they're always wailing on rainy days

can't hear my own thoughts in rainy days

you monster! he hates being indoors.

[neon bobcat]

We don't need to hear about kidnapping fantasies, please keep things appropriate.

[real bluff]

Should I choose ||Artisan|| or ||Agriculturist||?

[fathom belfry]

artisan!

all the monies

[neon bobcat]

Artisan all the way.

[torn bolt]

I recommend artisan.

[worthy root]

Both

[cunning basalt]

artisan, more $$$

[real bluff]

I chose artisan

[worthy root]

10% speed growth from spring to fall, and then swap to 40% when you sell all ur products at once

[fathom belfry]

a Harvey stan in the wild!

didn't think y'all existed

[cunning basalt]

SCREEEEE

[neon bobcat]

I don't bother to switch.

[cunning basalt]

no i have a yellow role i cant leave :D

[worthy root]

only a small cost, i like to harvest more of my ||ancient fruits||

[fathom belfry]

top 5 Harvey qualities, go!

couldn't come up with a single one, huh?

don't blame ya

[cunning basalt]

that's cuz u have time management issues L

/j

[worthy root]

1. greedy
2. scam
3. Stalking
4. Selfish
5. Has a beard

[fathom belfry]

6. scares my man Vincent

[real bluff]

So you’re telling me I can make more money from cheese, mayonaise, honey, and caviar, all of which are easily obtainable on my farm?

[worthy root]

we don't talk about that.

[true marten]

I wasn't given my seeds after finishing the winter foraging bundle

wtf

[fathom belfry]

he knows what you've done

[worthy root]

i can see how Nezumi caused George's injury in the first place

he seems like the type of guy

[fathom belfry]

I think you're onto something

honestly, Evelyn seems so chill

wouldn't put it past her either

is Pam wearing like a track suit jacket or a sweater?

whatever it is, I want it

Pam and Shane would make a good couple

[worthy root]

this suit increases your resistance to alcohol

[fathom belfry]

I should divorce him so they can be together

[fathom belfry]

I'm sold!

PG-13 stuff

has anyone ever divorced? what happens?

[cyan merlin]

they move out and you lose all your hearts with them

[fathom belfry]

why? are you marrying me?

[fathom belfry]

omg! can you regain them?

[cyan merlin]

yeah you just have to earn them back over time

[fathom belfry]

OMG EVERYONE NEZUMI SAID YES

nah, I already did

[remote ginkgo]

hey idk who to contact about this but theres a bot in this server sending out phishing inks for hype squad

[fathom belfry]

would Shane go back to being mean, you think?

or is he reformed now?

[cyan merlin]

they’re all mean to you after divorce, not just shane

[fathom belfry]

ModMail maybe?

[remote ginkgo]

ah thanks

[fathom belfry]

so petty!

[cyan merlin]

but yeah he goes back to the rude dialogue when you have low hearts

[round breach]

can ur bf break up w u in stardew

[fathom belfry]

it might have worked out for us if they worked on the farm AT ALL

[cyan merlin]

no, only you do the breaking hearts

[fathom belfry]

as it should be

[foggy turret]

Thanks for the reports, there's a HypeSquad inpersonation bot squad doing the rounds sending phishing links

Try not to click any suspect or surprise links, and send us the username+discriminator or ID for tbe phishing bots as they come

[cyan merlin]

watch out he’s gonna bench press u for saying that

[fathom belfry]

I would take it as a no

[worthy root]

with complete breakfasts ?

[fathom belfry]

Shane makes me soggy pizza from time to time

he probably steals it from Joja

[cyan merlin]

i love it when he gives me pizza and i just gift it right back lol

[fathom belfry]

I love how he specifies he did it on the microwave

like bro, there's an oven right there

Gus makes pizza too

like, why? what did I do to you?

yeah, he gets dark

[summer saffron]

what in the world did i just walk into

[fathom belfry]

shane's soggy microwave pizza

[novel thistle]

@fathom belfry You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[summer saffron]

ah yes

[cyan merlin]

he just gets sad sometimes

[fathom belfry]

why she gotta do my man Vincent like that?

[summer saffron]

ooo yikes

[fathom belfry]

he's perfectly fine!

he's a perfect lil boy!

& she's like 2.5'?

Kent would never stand for this

[hollow peak]

yeah for 20 years old vincent is really short

[fathom belfry]

there was a vegetable shortage in the Valley, k?

[hollow peak]

he's pretty much a grownup but he's still the same height and still receiving tutoring

[fathom belfry]

poor boy did what he could

[summer saffron]

he did indeed

[fathom belfry]

are you kissing them?

[summer saffron]

this took a turn

[fathom belfry]

that's probably why

[fathom belfry]

what did you think the little hearts were?

[summer saffron]

ah good point never thought of that

[fathom belfry]

you're giving them a little smoochie 😘

please marry him & take him far, far away

yeaaaa, that's probably why it's locked, buddy

[fair igloo]

I am very surprised that I won the fishing competition with just 2 levels in fishing

[summer saffron]

its due to the past disappearances in the valley

[dull sluice]

plant rare seed in fall? i have 3 and dont wanna waste e,

[fathom belfry]

i got to like year 5 on my first play with ZERO progress on fishing lol

[dull sluice]

em

[fathom belfry]

w-what?

[cobalt hare]

he doesn't feast on human meat nor any meat

although

[fathom belfry]

he's a vegetarian?

[cobalt hare]

we could throw Vincent in the sewer where the legendary fish lives

and then make that fish eat him

[summer saffron]

and korbus so he has a friend

[fathom belfry]

WHY ARE WE HURTING VINCENT?!

WE LOVE VINCENT

look at this precious little face

[cobalt hare]

nah he eats light essence

[cobalt hare]

ugly

[fathom belfry]

how could you possibly which him harm

[fathom belfry]

who did you marry?

[cobalt hare]

hmm no one

[fathom belfry]

'cause your farmer's ugly?

boom

[cobalt hare]

I don't like marrying especially it gives me no advantage

[fathom belfry]

roasted

[cobalt hare]

nah that's your avatar

[fathom belfry]

damn, you got me there

[summer saffron]

your significant other gives you gifts

[fathom belfry]

yes, like the aforementioned soggy pizza

they're probably better off single

[summer saffron]

ah good point

[cobalt hare]

yes

[fathom belfry]

throw them with Abigail

[cobalt hare]

if not we'll throw him in the skull caverns

[fathom belfry]

she'll probably eat them when she can't find amethysts

[cobalt hare]

she can eat everything as long she likes it

what a weird creature

[fathom belfry]

so THAT's how the game ends

fascinating

[blissful oyster]

on ginger island

alright wait

wdym

[fathom belfry]

uh, wrong chat maybe?

[hardy axle]

Please don't mention post CC content here!

[dreamy veldt]

U have to wait

Its annoying

[blissful oyster]

i saw new farmer i though it would be a good place to ask my question

[cobalt hare]

nope

[fathom belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/spoiler-not-listening-no-spoilers-b99-gif-14042783

[blissful oyster]

alright sorry

didnt know

[cobalt hare]

ok I accept

[dreamy veldt]

I'm the newbie

[cobalt hare]

now go to #stardew-spoilers

[blissful oyster]

okok

thank you

[cobalt hare]

saym

[blissful oyster]

thank you too

[molten forge]

he looks like a piece of coral

[mystic mirage]

i just made vincent cry by giving him clay on accident 😭

[molten forge]

AYO ??

[cobalt hare]

hmm no

[mystic mirage]

VINCENT MY BABIEEE

[cobalt hare]

it's ok, that little crap gave me nothing but clay

[fathom belfry]

I thought you were cool

[cobalt hare]

hmm no, keep it away from him

[fathom belfry]

you can make him cry? that's hilarious

[molten forge]

wow so flip floppy

[mystic mirage]

at least to me he looks ready to cry here

[carmine grail]

||does skull caverns drop prismadic shards||

[molten forge]

HELLLLP HE LOOKS LIKE

[dreamy veldt]

That is fully a pout

[molten forge]

HAHA

[mystic mirage]

LMFAOO

[fathom belfry]

his eyes are HUGE

[dreamy veldt]

[summer saffron]

1. yes 2. go to #stardew-spoilers

[cyan merlin]

[dreamy veldt]

Krobussy

[mystic mirage]

why is sam just standing there

he hasn't moved its been 2 hours

[copper trail]

he’s jamming out

[dreamy veldt]

Let a man have his standing sesh

[fathom belfry]

contemplating his mortality

[warped hamlet]

its broken

hes fixing it

ur just as weird for sitting there for 2 hours watching 👀

[cobalt hare]

Looks ugly

[molten forge]

vincent hate club

[mystic mirage]

vincent fan club ❤️ ❤️

[cobalt hare]

||yes||

[copper trail]

jas superiority

[fathom belfry]

how is jas superior?

[cobalt hare]

no kids superiority

[dreamy veldt]

I like vincent better

[fathom belfry]

she just tells you Marnie told her not to talk to you

[mystic mirage]

jas is annoying

[fathom belfry]

Vincent is bomb

[dreamy veldt]

I need me a sebastian

[molten forge]

i like jas better but only because i WANT shane

[mystic mirage]

you have great taste

[copper trail]

she’s fasionable

[cobalt hare]

go outside and then find a guy named Sebastian

[copper trail]

related to Shane

[fathom belfry]

oh, you should have said you were broken

[fathom belfry]

as do you

[copper trail]

this partially

[molten forge]

excuse

[dreamy veldt]

Great plan thank you

[fathom belfry]

Shane Hate Club

[mystic mirage]

shane is just meh

[molten forge]

pls dont insinuate im a creep 😄 thats obviously not what i said

[dreamy veldt]

highfives

[molten forge]

i have a thing for enemies to lovers,,

[copper trail]

not the person that said that they want jas tho?

[molten forge]

and men in general,,,

[fathom belfry]

ok, angry mob! let's torch jojamart with shane in it

[molten forge]

yeah guys lets not joke about pedophilia !!!

[mystic mirage]

best friends to lovers tho >>

[copper trail]

no torch the trailer

[fathom belfry]

& soggy microwave pizza, apparently

[mystic mirage]

pls dont do it on a monday or wednesday sam doesn't deserve this

[molten forge]

ughhhh so true

[dreamy veldt]

Fake dating>>>>>>>>>

[fathom belfry]

why?

[molten forge]

found family >>>

[copper trail]

pam

[cobalt hare]

No dating>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[mystic mirage]

this tho ❤️

[dreamy veldt]

You seem like a bookworm

[molten forge]

anyways guys can we not make jokes about pedophilia or anything related to pedophilia slash liking children that is WEIRD !!!

[molten forge]

ohhhh,, how could u tell......

[cobalt hare]

idk who started it

[molten forge]

YOU ???? YOU DID ?? HKSJFDKFHS

[fathom belfry]

Marnie & Lewis are a better couple anyway

[dreamy veldt]

I'm just smart like that💪🏽

[mystic mirage]

LMFAO

[cobalt hare]

I hate kids

[copper trail]

LITERALLY!

[molten forge]

got damn

[copper trail]

Shane best man

[dreamy veldt]

Lewis is a dick to her

[mystic mirage]

sam best boy

[copper trail]

maybe not romancable character in general

[fathom belfry]

exactly my point

also, Lewis is a dick to everyone

[copper trail]

no he’s sooo boring Shane has character

[dreamy veldt]

Very true

[fathom belfry]

...so you're the wizard?

[molten forge]

you get me

[mystic mirage]

lewis is a red flag

[molten forge]

lewis is WEIRD !

[cyan merlin]

i married shane hoping marnie would give me discounts on animals but she’s stingy :((

[cobalt hare]

tbh, everyone in stardew is a red flag

[mystic mirage]

yes spend the money this town is in dire need of on a golden statue of urself lol!

[fathom belfry]

Shane sucks as a husband

[dreamy veldt]

It's just the hair that messes me up...

[dark kestrel]

Lewis
There's the problem!

[molten forge]

no he DOESNT !!! dont say that

shhhhh hunny shhhhhh

[copper trail]

shhh we don’t talk about his dialogue after marriage

[mystic mirage]

fair it does look a little goofy

[dreamy veldt]

Gokul lookin mf

[fathom belfry]

HE'S MY HUSBAND, I GET TO

[dreamy veldt]

LMAOO GOKUL

[fathom belfry]

I meant he sucks as a person overall

[molten forge]

he gets better

kinda

like i said, thing for enemies to lovers

[copper trail]

No one talk about the pizza dialogue

[fathom belfry]

he never helps out in the farm, he hugs his chicken all day instead

[copper trail]

it shall not be spoken of

[cobalt hare]

Why is there a Goku Hairstyle while customizing your character?

[torn bolt]

Only good thing about Shane is when you divorce him and never see him again

[fathom belfry]

'cause Sam

[dreamy veldt]

Yes cause sam

[cobalt hare]

sam looks like he came from the 80s

smh

[fathom belfry]

there's a hair gel shortage in SDV

[molten forge]

... hi angel welcome back

[dreamy veldt]

Its his fault

[torn bolt]

Hi Toby

[molten forge]

OMG FAIRLY TOO ?? HI MARI !!!!!!

[mystic mirage]

sam reminds me of steve harrington for whatever reason

[molten forge]

its the hair

[cobalt hare]

80s

[dreamy veldt]

Steve Harrington could slap me and I'd still love him

[fathom belfry]

why CAN'T we date Gunther?

[gloomy walrus]

CAT

[mystic mirage]

HI FELLOW CAT PFP

[copper trail]

why is sandy giftable but not gunter

[fathom belfry]

& Linus

[dull sluice]

how do i get more things to donate to gunther

[quartz flicker]

So im new

[molten forge]

so TRUE

[gloomy walrus]

Break geodes dig artifact spots

[quartz flicker]

And that

[dreamy veldt]

Cuz sandy and emily r lesbians

[cobalt hare]

Yo, I found Sam in real life💀

[gloomy walrus]

STOP

[quartz flicker]

Hi

[copper trail]

where does gunter come from does he commute to stardew daily

[dreamy veldt]

Get that outta here

[copper trail]

does he live in the museum

[molten forge]

is that ponyboy

[fathom belfry]

is he the spirit that cries in rainy days?

[gloomy walrus]

What day u on

[cobalt hare]

yes he lives there

[copper trail]

omg stop stealing my thoughts

[molten forge]

omg we're meant to be,,

[dreamy veldt]

No he doesnt he lives in our hearts

[copper trail]

everything I start typing u say faster

[molten forge]

slash j

i got fast fingers dude idk what to tell u

[cobalt hare]

so he got a bedroom in your heart?

[molten forge]

DONT read into this

[mystic mirage]

7

[dreamy veldt]

Absolutely and theres led lights and everything

[mystic mirage]

u?

[gloomy walrus]

Summer 4

It took me two days to finish one season💀💀💀

[mystic mirage]

yeah im fall 7

[molten forge]

and he has a record player where he listens to tame impala and billie eilish 🥺

slash lighthearted

[dreamy veldt]

Too far:/ even led light Gunther wont sink that low

[molten forge]

my bad

[dull sluice]

why cant i marry pam

[fathom belfry]

there's no way he has LED lights

[copper trail]

I know in game all of the npcs are player sexual but like what are ur head cannons sexualities for the characters

[fathom belfry]

that man only uses candles

[gloomy walrus]

It took me two days to finish one season💀💀💀

[dull sluice]

i wanna marry pam

[dreamy veldt]

BRO NO

[eager spear]

how much will u get if u sell a single potato

[mystic mirage]

lmfao it does for me too

[cobalt hare]

why would you even marry Pam?

[fathom belfry]

I called dibs on her earlier today

[dull sluice]

why cant i

[fathom belfry]

you're too late

[gloomy walrus]

You get some coins

[dull sluice]

i called dibs when i made the save

[dreamy veldt]

PPL BE MARRYING PENNY JUST TO GET HER AWAY FROM PAM

[molten forge]

sebastian n shane r gay,,, straight up,,, sam is omni and alex is pan,,

[dull sluice]

why wouldnt you

[eager spear]

i said how much

[torn bolt]

What u guys talking about

[fathom belfry]

no one heard you, it didn't count

[dull sluice]

marrying pam

[cobalt hare]

Becuz I'm not a weirdo?

[mystic mirage]

why cant we have the older npcs adopt us i wanna be willy's adoptive daughter

[torn bolt]

K bye

[dull sluice]

i need proof you called dibs

[gloomy walrus]

80

[fathom belfry]

that makes a lot of sense as to why our marriage didn't work out

[molten forge]

queer headcanons for romanceable npcs

[quartz flicker]

A

[fathom belfry]

or why we never had kids

[gloomy walrus]

80 coins

[quartz flicker]

Help

[molten forge]

it makes a lot of sense why our marriage DID work out

[mystic mirage]

SAM AN SEB

[torn bolt]

Like who?

[fathom belfry]

SHANE HATE CLUB

[molten forge]

wrong

[quartz flicker]

Im almost to complete the artefacts

[gloomy walrus]

Heyyy don’t say that (say it louder)

[molten forge]

i love shane

[quartz flicker]

But 2 of the artefacts

[dull sluice]

i love shane

[cobalt hare]

Alex is a what? and wtf Is Omni?

[quartz flicker]

Are bugged

[dull sluice]

if you hate shane block me

[molten forge]

did the slowmode get set to higher or am i DUMB

[gloomy walrus]

Omni geode

[mystic mirage]

also maru and pennyyyy ❤️

[dull sluice]

theyre.. theyre sexuality's..

[copper trail]

Alex wouldn’t know what pan is ngl

[molten forge]

pansexual (all genders without preference), omnisexual (all genders with preference)

[gloomy walrus]

Guys u are the problem on why I can’t go to bed 😅

[fathom belfry]

y'all can keep each other company in your fan club

[molten forge]

he wouldnt but he would ID with it tbh

[copper trail]

he would be like “ u like cooking a lot???”

[dull sluice]

im marrying shane

[gloomy walrus]

WHY IS THE SLOTIME SO HIGHHHHHHHH

[fathom belfry]

members: you 2

[molten forge]

rt

[cobalt hare]

for a second there I thought Alex has lewd thoughts about frying pans

[mystic mirage]

this is the correct opinion!! also penny is lesbian and maru is bi

[fathom belfry]

idk, but it's seriously impeding my funniness

[molten forge]

RETWEET !!!!!

[fathom belfry]

what if I'm married to him?

[dull sluice]

abigail is homophobic (joke)

[molten forge]

you can be hate married

[dull sluice]

too bad

[molten forge]

ah so thats why i hate her so much

[mystic mirage]

also elliot is gay i dont make the rules

[cobalt hare]

I think I'm homophobic

[fathom belfry]

wizard gives fluid vibes

[molten forge]

ur so right

[gloomy walrus]

YES

[copper trail]

penny is homophobic

[mystic mirage]

no dont say that shes dating maru

[copper trail]

she would be morman

[fathom belfry]

nah, haley's def homophobic

[dull sluice]

YES

[molten forge]

her "if ur not having kids ur useless in the world" is i forgot the word but its when lesbians feel pressured to be into men and like its bad

[gloomy walrus]

Lmao

[molten forge]

you guys get me right

[cobalt hare]

she'll date anyone as long she gets her Coconuts and sunflower

[mystic mirage]

comphet ❗

[molten forge]

THATS THE WROD

[dull sluice]

Emily is lesbian

[copper trail]

Haley would jam out to “ I kisssed a girl”

[gloomy walrus]

OK. NO OFFENSE BUT HALEY IS JUST BLONDE

[fathom belfry]

what was that weird request she has one time?

[dull sluice]

sea cucumber

[mystic mirage]

i kissed a girl actually has some homophobic lines 😭

[cobalt hare]

lol

[fathom belfry]

she def kissed a girl in college.
but she's hella homophobic, trust

[mystic mirage]

YES

[drifting field]

how are any of the bachelor/ettes homophobic when the farmer can marry any of them regardless of gender? 🤨

[copper trail]

they are all player sexual in game

[dull sluice]

magic

[copper trail]

these are head cannons

[fathom belfry]

what about elliot though?

[copper trail]

Elliot is all alone

[mystic mirage]

were ignoring the fact that they can marry the player regardless of gender for now

[gloomy walrus]

It’s not just me that thinks Haley is a pure blond right (no offense)?

[fathom belfry]

oh, so they're all fluid?

[molten forge]

shes the type of girl to say "i cant be homophobic! I kissed a girl in college" when the girl in question was her bestfriend and it was for male entertainment

[mystic mirage]

elliot is gay and leah is lesbian they are the definition of wlw and mlm solidarity

[fathom belfry]

huh

[fathom belfry]

"I can't be homophobic, I have queer friends"

[summer saffron]

i forgot how crazy public servers are

[copper trail]

Elliot is Aroace

[molten forge]

with game mechanics, yeah, but we can have headcanons tbh

[molten forge]

TRUE he can still b gay tho

[dark kestrel]

literally, haha 😆

[fathom belfry]

I fully support this

[gloomy walrus]

Is it rare for concerned ape to reply to one of you dms?

[copper trail]

Omg the lurkers are judging us

[warped hamlet]

yes

[gloomy walrus]

I feel honored

[molten forge]

retweet

[drifting field]

dont understand why you'd go for headcanons that call them homophobic despite them not being homophobic but go off i guess

[mystic mirage]

WHAT

[molten forge]

they hate our queer rhetoric

[molten forge]

we're just doing for sillies haha

[cobalt hare]

0.001% in a chance

[native vault]

I went like till level 10 in ||sc|| but still didn't find a single iridium orr

[warped hamlet]

wtf

[mystic mirage]

you are so cool ‼️

[native vault]

😱

[gloomy walrus]

I love that man

[warped hamlet]

maybe its not that rare

[fathom belfry]

because it's –wait for it–

funny.

[molten forge]

YOU GET ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drifting field]

remember that this is the channel were new players go to ask about the game so even if its for sillies be careful unless you misrepresent the game

[fathom belfry]

haters

[cobalt hare]

I don't get it

[cunning basalt]

slay

[copper trail]

the Hamilton sound track flying through my head as I read

[molten forge]

yeah ofc ofc ofc

we would never

[gloomy walrus]

Slay

HEY I FEEL LIKE HATVEY IS BEING LEFT OUT

[mystic mirage]

HATVEY

[gloomy walrus]

XDDD

[molten forge]

hatvey !!!

[copper trail]

hatvey has bi wife energy

[cunning basalt]

hatvey??? 😭

[mystic mirage]

[molten forge]

rt

[gloomy walrus]

I’m not bothering to change that

[dark kestrel]

ah yes my favorite bachelor
hatvey

[cunning basalt]

that sounds so cute

[mystic mirage]

THANK YOU

[copper trail]

or trans man energy

[gloomy walrus]

That emoji is having me wheeze

[mystic mirage]

YES ‼️

[cunning basalt]

bless

[gloomy walrus]

Bro was typing up a storm 💀

[fathom belfry]

I love this so much

[neon bobcat]

Please stay on topic.

[mystic mirage]

demetrius has bi wife energy robin feels so bi to me

[cobalt hare]

kk, sorry

[copper trail]

beards

[gloomy walrus]

Don’t make me remember my nightmares bush

[molten forge]

i have this personal hc that he ships in gch (gender confirming hormones, so testosterone and estrogen), despite the absurd price (due to stardw valley being so far away from big cities) but doesnt charge extra for the shipping fees

[fathom belfry]

btw, queer people feeling represented by characters in this game shouldn't be a big deal

[cobalt hare]

tomato boy

[molten forge]

tbh hes my dysphoria comfort

[cobalt hare]

your nightmare is fitness Pacer test?

[mystic mirage]

i keep thinking my discord is lagging because u have no pfp

[molten forge]

me when random pixel man cures my dysphoria simply by existing

[gloomy walrus]

Hey we don’t talk about that

[cobalt hare]

I'm on nightmode

[fathom belfry]

he makes up for it by charging you an eye every time you pass out

[molten forge]

so true

[mystic mirage]

real

[gloomy walrus]

There needs to be a channel for discussing this shi atp

[mystic mirage]

yes

[molten forge]

i remember once i passed out in my own farm and joja sent me letter saying "ur too poor to be charged so i GUESS this ones free."

[cobalt hare]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

[mystic mirage]

happy pride month fellow girls gays and theys

[molten forge]

im a gay !

[round breach]

im making a new save whats the best farm

[molten forge]

ohhh i like forest but thats a personal pref

[mystic mirage]

your favs are gay we just confirmed it

[gloomy walrus]

If you want creativity do normal

[hasty pond]

standard or forest

[molten forge]

its not the best if ur heavy on farming

[fathom belfry]

hey, Abigail helped me a lot too

[mystic mirage]

river farm is great

[molten forge]

so true so true

[gloomy walrus]

Try stardew ||expanded|| (mod)

[fathom belfry]

I got this too. I wish we could stash money somewhere. I'd make sure to head out penniless every day.

[mystic mirage]

penny helped me a few years ago 😭

[molten forge]

shane made me realize its okay to be trans AND gay i literally went "huh, okay!"

[fathom belfry]

we do need our own channel

[mystic mirage]

queer stardew players channel

[molten forge]

im not joking this little pixel man helped me get over my internalized transphobia 😭

[copper trail]

ship channel and fight channel would be perfect

[dark kestrel]

fight?!

[worthy root]

i need a cook channel

[molten forge]

i feel like the fight channel'd go bad fast haha

[mystic mirage]

ship channel

[gloomy walrus]

Teach me the ways of the bagel

[molten forge]

RT

[mystic mirage]

what pet did you guys pick go

[fathom belfry]

OMG!

[gloomy walrus]

Black cat

[fathom belfry]

I got a Bob's Burgers recipe book once

[molten forge]

queer stardew players who aspire to make everything as wonky (get it, instead of straight) as they are

[fathom belfry]

something like that for SDV would be AMAZING

[mystic mirage]

this is eddie we have a bond

[worthy root]

i actually make my own bread / pizza yet i always get bagels from the store...

[molten forge]

german shepard

[fathom belfry]

I did dog first, now cat

[gloomy walrus]

UT CHARACTER IS SO CUTEEEE

[molten forge]

OMG !!! IS THAT EDDIE MUNSON !!!! FROM STRANGER THINGS !!! OMG !!!!

[mystic mirage]

THANK YOUU

[copper trail]

“HOW DARE U CALL SHANEY A DRUNK HE HAS A ILLNESS HOE” smack

[fathom belfry]

Just saw the cat jumping earlier, didn't know they could do that.

[gloomy walrus]

The purpleeeee

[dusky nexus]

Yeah, we've really been looking to make our role as admins more difficult lately :P

[mystic mirage]

YES OMFG SOEMONE GOT THE REFERENCE

[mystic mirage]

my hair irl is purple in the front so i think it fits ‼️

[gloomy walrus]

I was dying when my cats default name was Dudley 💀

[worthy root]

naturally purple? (it must be)

[gloomy walrus]

Harry Potter vibes Lmaoo

[molten forge]

mine was TUMOUR

i kept it for shits

[gloomy walrus]

WHAT THE FU-

[worthy root]

Tu-mour , sounds kinda French

[fathom belfry]

that's def how I read it

[mystic mirage]

someone asked me if it was once in all seriousness

[mystic mirage]

TUMOUR

[gloomy walrus]

Bros a cancer to your farm (Ik it’s called tumor)

[fathom belfry]

tumour, mon amour

[worthy root]

now we are getting somewhere

[gloomy walrus]

WHAT DIS YOU GUYS CALL YOUR PETS

[mystic mirage]

eddie

[worthy root]

if anyone asks what this means, it's "Kiss me, my love"

[gloomy walrus]

mine’s named after my cat Ducky

[molten forge]

its funny cuz it sounds close to "tu meurt" which is "you die" in really crude french

[molten forge]

oh! wrong

[molten forge]

HELLLLP WRONG REPLY

[mystic mirage]

thats an amazing name

[fathom belfry]

I googled "good names for cows" & so forth 🤡

[molten forge]

^^i meant to reply to this one

[gloomy walrus]

Thank uuuu

[molten forge]

be a flame, ducky (ppl who get this reference hold my hand)

[gloomy walrus]

I bet my neighbors think I’m insane yelling DUCKYYYY

[worthy root]

FOr my cat, it's Lucy because my friend's cat is named Lucy and she is ADORABLE

[gloomy walrus]

LUCYYYY

[faint wagon]

Hi everyone! I accidentally placed a mahogany dinner table in the middle of a room to see how it looked and i can’t pick it back up. i’ve tried everything, from hitting it with a pickaxe at all angles, as well as using any other tool, and trying to pick it up as normal. i’ve also tried to restart the game and my console. can anyone help?

[mystic mirage]

holds ur hand

[cyan merlin]

i named my goats and cows after cheeses and the pigs after mushroom varieties :3

[gloomy walrus]

Press x?

[fathom belfry]

My cat's called O'Malley, like the Aristocats

[faint wagon]

doesn’t work

[molten forge]

slaughterhouse rulez fan,,,,, ??

[faint wagon]

i’ve tried everything

[gloomy walrus]

It’s a decoration right?

[cyan merlin]

try pressing the action key when you’re next to it with empty hands

[faint wagon]

it is a decor item but it’s like glitched

[gloomy walrus]

I can’t

[worthy root]

i have an album of her pics

[gloomy walrus]

DELETE IT ITS TOO CUTE

[faint wagon]

i’ve tried pressing the buttons i usually do but it won’t work for this table

[mystic mirage]

i would die for this cat

[gloomy walrus]

Bomb it

[gloomy walrus]

STOP NOW

IM WARNING YOU

[cyan merlin]

baby

[gloomy walrus]

NO

DONT BAGEL

[worthy root]

i have been trying to obtain Lucy from my "friend" since i met her in class in 2020

and it's 2022......nothing has worked

[faint wagon]

??

OHHH

[gloomy walrus]

HAH I STOLE YOUR CAT BAGEL

[gloomy walrus]

Bomb the whole house

@worthy root

[worthy root]

this means WAR

[gloomy walrus]

Bagel ur cat is with me now

I will feed it bagels

[mystic mirage]

why does her face bother me

[faint wagon]

it won’t let me place inside my house

[worthy root]

Well, technically, it's my friend's cat but i have spent more money on Lucy than my friend has.......

lol

[gloomy walrus]

Hmmm

[hasty pond]

ageist

[cyan merlin]

face shaped like an acorn

[fathom belfry]

because of her dead eyes

staring into your soul

[mystic mirage]

i love vincent

[fathom belfry]

knowing all, seeing all

[gloomy walrus]

Try a slingshot with bomb ammo?

[worthy root]

then you must hate Harvey

[mystic mirage]

why

[gloomy walrus]

HE IS SO CUTE

WHEN YOU GET A PHINE CALL FROM HIMMMM

[fathom belfry]

Vincent is terrified of Harvey

[gloomy walrus]

Do you have any piggies on you farm

[mystic mirage]

IKR 😭 😭 ❤️

[worthy root]

Harvey isn't very nice to Vincent

[fathom belfry]

ever since the storm

[faint wagon]

i tried the bomb and i could place it but it doesn’t destroy any of my furniture

[mystic mirage]

idk i dont like or dislike harvey

[gloomy walrus]

Mom won’t let me have any more gummies

[copper trail]

omg really?

[worthy root]

you will eventually

[mystic mirage]

LOOK AT HIM ❤️

[gloomy walrus]

But the bomb I’m taking about can be fired

Wait I just realized what I said

💀

[faint wagon]

oh ok lemme try that

[copper trail]

he should have bigger dreams …

[gloomy walrus]

Idk if I want Vincent to do that lmao

[fathom belfry]

ye, spring 11

[gloomy walrus]

Guys this is my cat

Wait it’s not updatingggg

THERE WE GOOO

Feisty 👹👹👹

[faint wagon]

it did not work

[gloomy walrus]

No?

Idk what else to do thennn I’m sorry

[hasty pond]

you tried left and right clicking on it with an empty hand?

[gloomy walrus]

I gues your table will stay there for eternity

[faint wagon]

it’s ok thanks for helping

i have i uave

it’s so unfortunate

[cyan merlin]

yeah i really haven’t heard of a glitch like that

it’s strange

[hasty pond]

have you tried using a pickaxe

[faint wagon]

yeah i have

and it’s not that idk how to pick stuff up

[hasty pond]

have you tried holding left click

[faint wagon]

i can do it to everything else but that

[gloomy walrus]

Make a museum now for it lmao

[faint wagon]

i’m on switch btw

[worthy root]

simple, exit your game, reload, come back

[faint wagon]

it’s too late

i should have

[gloomy walrus]

Is it in a really bad spot?

[worthy root]

Sometimes it's just lagging so i exit the game and check my terminal

[faint wagon]

but it was like 1am and i didn’t wanna lose progress and wanted to restart whole game c thought would help

it’s in front of my dirt

[atomic beacon]

how do i fill my quarry with crystalariums?

[faint wagon]

door

like i can walk thru the table

[fathom belfry]

did you try the left joystick? it'll give you a little mouse cursor

[gloomy walrus]

Put crystal around down?

[hasty pond]

wdym how

[faint wagon]

but not thru the legs

[faint wagon]

yeah but it won’t let me select it

[hasty pond]

it might be glitched

[cyan merlin]

clear quarry then craft crystalariums. pretty sure you can put them anywhere since no npcs path there

[fathom belfry]

yeah that's weird af

[gloomy walrus]

I am sorry for your loss skat

[faint wagon]

thank you i appreciate it

[gloomy walrus]

Your enemy is now a table

Feel accomplished

[faint wagon]

i feel like it’s karma

i accidentally cut off a school bus today

[gloomy walrus]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[faint wagon]

bc i thought it was my right of way and it wasn’t

and it was the short school bus

[cyan merlin]

oof

[faint wagon]

and i feel so had

[hasty pond]

smh'

[cyan merlin]

big L skat

[gloomy walrus]

And a table will haunt your dreams now

YOUR FOREVER NIGHTMARE WILL BE

another misplaced glitched table

[faint wagon]

stop

i csnt

[gloomy walrus]

It will soon turn to chairs

[faint wagon]

chairs stuck on the table

don’t manifest it

[gloomy walrus]

MANIFESTING

UR DOOMED

[fathom belfry]

the door won't open

[faint wagon]

no pls

NO

[gloomy walrus]

U should apologize to that school bus with tears rn

[faint wagon]

i will

[fathom belfry]

all the trees you've chopped will come to seek their vengeance

[faint wagon]

i repent

[tidal yacht]

Oh no

[faint wagon]

the rocks will come rock me

[tidal yacht]

Oh no

[cyan merlin]

gotta write a letter to the bus an apologize it’s the only way

[tidal yacht]

Pls have mercy

[gloomy walrus]

LIGHTNING SHALL HENCEFORTH STRIKE YOUR ONLY ANCIENT FRUIT GROWING

[faint wagon]

i have a farm of them growing ngl

[gloomy walrus]

Oh

In that case

YOU WILL GET A VERY UNLUCKY DAY THE LAST DAY OF EVERY SEASON

[faint wagon]

is that bad

[gloomy walrus]

ALL YOUR HARVESTS WILL BE LOW QUALITY

[cunning basalt]

[gloomy walrus]

You see I love school busses

This is why this will happen to you

[hushed cairn]

what crop do I buy for fall

[gloomy walrus]

SO MY BUS WILL NEVER BE LATE BY 1 second AGAI-

[worthy root]

keg them, quality doesn't matter

[hushed cairn]

its ny first year

[fathom belfry]

GRANDPA WILL NEVER COME BACK

[gloomy walrus]

cranberries

[urban egret]

Cranberries all the way

[hushed cairn]

Ok thx

[gloomy walrus]

ahem ahem

[quartz flicker]

Hi im new

[fathom belfry]

My mother was a school bus

What you did is unforgivable

[quartz flicker]

Im playing on android

[cyan merlin]

hi new!!!!!!!

[gloomy walrus]

Well I loved your mother then

[quartz flicker]

And i have a problem

[gloomy walrus]

Hi new

[quartz flicker]

With the artifacts

[gloomy walrus]

Yes new?

[quartz flicker]

Well

[faint wagon]

a school bus cut me off last week tho so maybe i’m justified

[quartz flicker]

I think they are bugged

[fathom belfry]

a likely story

[cyan merlin]

it was payback

[quartz flicker]

I found the sword and the trilobites

[fathom belfry]

what's happening?

[quartz flicker]

And dont appear in the list

I have in the musseum

[gloomy walrus]

Then you donated them?

[quartz flicker]

Yes

[gloomy walrus]

Wait what’s the problem again

[fathom belfry]

that's it, they keep them

when you donate them.
if i'm understanding your problem correctly, that is

[gloomy walrus]

You donate anything that’s starts with Gunther in description

[quartz flicker]

Better ill show

[gloomy walrus]

He give kewl stuff back

[quartz flicker]

English

Is not my languaje

[gloomy walrus]

Oooh

[fathom belfry]

every so often

[gloomy walrus]

No worries

[fathom belfry]

also, not sure if this is relevant, but

once you donate an item, if you find it again, the museum won't take it

if that's what you mean

[copper trail]

I hate how 90% of artifacts have zero use after museum

they just clog your inventory

[fathom belfry]

I started keeping them, thinking I'd display them at my house

gave up, sold them

[hexed smelt]

I still hoard the stupid things. I have no idea why, other than I'm a hoarder.

[fathom belfry]

same

I have this rule that if they get to 20-25 of each, they need to go

'cause I'll hoard gold-star stuff all the time

[glad path]

How do i know if t he trader cart is there?

[fathom belfry]

the traveling one in the forest?

[copper trail]

it’s on sundays and fridays

[fathom belfry]

^

[molten forge]

hi chat im back from my big C test (it was positive 😞😞)

[glad path]

Thanks

[gloomy walrus]

Rip

[copper trail]

it closes at 8 tho

so sad

[quartz flicker]

A

Where i upload

Photos

[gloomy walrus]

Oh

[fathom belfry]

you can't until you get to level 5 😦

[gloomy walrus]

WhT lvl r u in this server

[molten forge]

i keep EVERYTHING even if i know im not gonna use it

[quartz flicker]

.....

Bruh

Ok

A

[molten forge]

ita to discourage raids i thinj

[gloomy walrus]

DJ me it

[quartz flicker]

Im spanish speaker

So

[molten forge]

like a general safety rule thing

[fathom belfry]

omg!

yo hablo español

[gloomy walrus]

I kno a bit of Spanish

[quartz flicker]

Ok

[fathom belfry]

qué onda?

[quartz flicker]

Holis xd

Mira

Lo que pasa

[mystic mirage]

i sell too much stuff because im always broke 😭

[quartz flicker]

Es que en los artefactos

[molten forge]

Mi amo toby !! (i think thats right ??)

thats means my@name is toby right

[quartz flicker]

Solo me falta la mano esquelitica

[gloomy walrus]

Llama

[glad path]

👍

[gloomy walrus]

Llamo

[fathom belfry]

ok ok, ¿& quieres saber dónde encontrarla?

[copper trail]

not amo llamo

[quartz flicker]

Entonces si ven donde puedes ver los objetos que encontraste

[molten forge]

yeah but the grass doesnt sell for much,,

[glad path]

@molten forge it doesnt

[quartz flicker]

Pues no me marca

La espada rota

[molten forge]

oh oopsies

[mystic mirage]

guys im off to the mines wish me luck

[quartz flicker]

Ni la trilobite

[gloomy walrus]

Go to right

[molten forge]

me llamo toby (?)

[glad path]

@molten forge amo means love

[quartz flicker]

Y ya las tengo en el museo

[molten forge]

OHHH HAHA OOPS

[gloomy walrus]

Va a la derecha de la museo

[copper trail]

yah

[gloomy walrus]

Is that right lmao

[fathom belfry]

¿osea, Gunther no te las acepta?

[fathom belfry]

ahh

[copper trail]

el museo it’s masculine

[quartz flicker]

Osea no me aparecen en donde puedes ver todo lo que has encontrado

[fathom belfry]

entiendo. qué raro, suena a glitch. deja traducirle a los gringos estos a ver qué me dicen.

[quartz flicker]

Ok

Xd

[fathom belfry]

¿& cuántos trilobites tienes?

[quartz flicker]

Por cierto me case con haley

A

Deja veo

[gloomy walrus]

HEY

[fathom belfry]

y'all they're saying that they were only missing the trilobite & skeletal hand

[torn bolt]

I don't wanna be that person, but you guys are suppose to keep the chat in English.

[gloomy walrus]

though 2 yrs of basic Spanish

[fathom belfry]

submitted it to Gunther

[gloomy walrus]

I understood!!!

[fathom belfry]

but it's not popping up on the museum

[molten forge]

yeah i was about to say aw

[fathom belfry]

¿cómo te va eso?

[molten forge]

just so no one gets a warning :P

[grave mesa]

yeah

[quartz flicker]

Xd bien

[fathom belfry]

I feel you, which is why I translated for all of you

[grave mesa]

They could reset their day and try to submit it again

[fathom belfry]

they're asking for help & already tried in english

[copper trail]

there’s a Spanish stardew server if ur interested

it’s a lot smaller though

[molten forge]

its in #old-welcome

[grave mesa]

Better than nothing

[quartz flicker]

En realidad es que tengo todos menos la mano lo que pasa es que el menu donde puedes ver los objetos que encuentras no me marca la espada ni la trilobites

[molten forge]

mhm !! but im sure theyll still be able to help much better than us :)

[quartz flicker]

Y ya las done al musel

[fathom belfry]

word, can I let them know that in Spanish?

cause how are they supposed to understand?

[molten forge]

mhm !!

[copper trail]

probably

[quartz flicker]

No se si el server en español este activo

[molten forge]

ohhh

[quartz flicker]

Pero bueno lo intentare xd

[molten forge]

i think i understand that

maybs take it to dms then?

[grave mesa]

It's worth trying

But yes just take it to dms

[fathom belfry]

ellos dicen que suena a glitch también. que intentes darle reset al juego.
pero que las reglas de este server en especifico son hablar en inglés, así que ya se están poniendo difíciles.

there, explained

[quartz flicker]

Ok

Understood

[molten forge]

alright, topic change! whats yalls fav stardew animal