stardew-valley

[inner cipher]

[queen merlin]

ignore that it makes absolutely no sense

[grave mesa]

dw... everything you say makes sense to me bbg /p

[queen merlin]

[native vault]

Just got recycling bin thing now I can get stuff out of fishing trash

[vernal spear]

cheeseburger

[grave mesa]

Don't do it.... don't sell the fish

[native vault]

I won't sell until level 5

[grave mesa]

Your house fucking explodes the day after selling the trash...

[native vault]

I am talking abt the trash like CD and broken glass

[grave mesa]

Watch out Poopyweestinky

[native vault]

wdym

I've been saving a lot of fish so I can sell at level 5

[tired gyro]

Give it to sebastion hehe

Or submit to musuem

[native vault]

And once I sell at level 5 I'll sell at level 10

50% more money

[tired gyro]

...what?

[grave mesa]

you will die

[native vault]

10:30 am and the festival is still setting up idk which festival

[native vault]

If I sell fish I will die?

[grave mesa]

yes

Are you in spring?

[native vault]

Wth why

[native vault]

No

[grave mesa]

Their spirits will want revenge

[grave mesa]

What season

[next aspen]

What would you recommend to find iridium ores? || but NOT in skull cavern^^ ||

[grave mesa]

Idk man I got lucky

[native vault]

Idk

How check

[grave mesa]

What color is the grass

[native vault]

Orange trees

I think it's fall idk

[grave mesa]

Yes, fall

Not sure which event that would be

[native vault]

I used to spam sleep

For crops

90% of the days I spent here are me spam sleeping I regret spending those times

Anyway is the fish wanting revenge a real feature

It's 11am still setting up festival bro wtf

[grave mesa]

what the fuck 😭

[grave mesa]

no

[grave mesa]

Are you sure they are?

[native vault]

Yes when I enter it says setting up festival fuck off

[native vault]

I didn't say that to you

[grave mesa]

LMFAO okay well who knows

Its ok queen ik

Just wait it out, maybe water crops or fish

[native vault]

I am a male

[grave mesa]

I call everyone queen unless you dislike it

In my book its like calling someone bro

[native vault]

oh

[vernal spear]

in advance don't call me either of those they're both weird terms and i feel uncomfortable being called them

[native vault]

WTF

[grave mesa]

Alright

[native vault]

THERE'S A HUGE MUSHROOM IN MY FARM

[grave mesa]

LOL keep it

They're cute

[native vault]

It's 12 pm

They are still setting up

Today's event

Bro what

I'm going to beat up that stupid mayor

[grave mesa]

Please do

What day are you on

[native vault]

27

Idk how to check day

This is fall date 27

Also at 1:40 abigail walks out of there to the bus stop area and asks if I have scarecrows in my farm

And it's 2 pm the event is STILL SETTING UP

[grave mesa]

I think it will be until 10 PM

It's an event that takes place later at night

[native vault]

3 pm stil setting up

[native vault]

If I sleep can I skip it

I'm bored standing in the bus stop area

[grave mesa]

DOONTTT

Just fish or something

[vagrant tendon]

i found a spice berry for the spring foraging bundle on the last hour of spring

or actualy the last day

[grave mesa]

Good job queen

[native vault]

Where

[grave mesa]

Oopphh what kinda farm do you have

[native vault]

Standard

I only get fishing trash from the pond in my farm

[inner cipher]

Pam boutta be living in the cutest damn trailer ever in my game LOL

[native vault]

I thought she lived there

I forgot her name

[inner cipher]

Pam and Penny live there

[native vault]

Penny ye

I lost the help wanted quest

I was 3 seconds late

To give penny the earth crystal

She got inside her bedroom

If I was 3 seconds earlier I would have got it

[cobalt hare]

L

[grave mesa]

i need..........

[native vault]

What do I do with earth crystal anyway

There's so many things I don't have any clue about

[queen merlin]

Same.....

[grave mesa]

my sdv world is so boring smh

[queen merlin]

Donate to the museum

[grave mesa]

Keep it!!

Oh yeah

Donate 1 to the museum and keep the rest

[native vault]

I have so many of them

[queen merlin]

Donate 1 to the museum and keep the rest for future

[cobalt hare]

screw the community house upgrade this is better!😂

[inner cipher]

LOL That's what I was thinking xD

[queen merlin]

Community trailer upgrade

[neat steppe]

who tf is this Peppemynt person lmao

[inner cipher]

Why do you ask

[neat steppe]

looking through old messages

[vagrant tendon]

how do i get large milk

[inner cipher]

Oh lolol

[native vault]

This recyclcing machine is good

[grave mesa]

One of the members silly lol

[neat steppe]

found some weird ones by Peppermynt

[vagrant tendon]

actualy how do i get large animal products

[grave mesa]

How do you want that question to be answered?? Like a detailed explanation of what they're like?? /hj

[native vault]

I got a coal from drift wood and I got s refined quartz from a broken cd

[inner cipher]

Best to not stir up drama even if you don't like peeps cuz the mods don't like that kinda talk (just for future reference lol)

[neat steppe]

idk lmao

[queen merlin]

Increase happiness of animals

[vagrant tendon]

pain\

[queen merlin]

Only have to pat and keep them fed

[neat steppe]

its not that i don't like them im just confused are they like just bored or is that a community joke or smth

[queen merlin]

And heater in each building in winter

[grave mesa]

bro wants his pets to suffer smh

[inner cipher]

It's not a community joke that's for sure

[neat steppe]

then wtf is it

[torn bolt]

omg the in the window

[inner cipher]

I don't know man they say weird stuff I can't explain xD

[native vault]

8:50 pm and they are still setting up the festival

[queen merlin]

Tfw i want to chance my pfp to azula just to keep making avatar references to Angel

[neat steppe]

pams gonna be in ca's new game Drunk Driving Simulator i hear. in the Bus Mode.

[neat steppe]

tfw?

[inner cipher]

The feeling when

[queen merlin]

That feeling when

[neat steppe]

oh ok

[torn bolt]

i dare u

[queen merlin]

Lol i will do it when i get on pc

And then we will see something something tides i forgot the line 😭

[vernal spear]

i am an extradimensional entity cursed to send weird things in every server i join

[vagrant tendon]

i just dont like caring for them

[native vault]

Had to wait till

10 pm just for stupid festivsl

[grave mesa]

smh awful person

[neat steppe]

that explains things

[native vault]

It's the sprit eve something like that

[inner cipher]

At least its a late night festival so you can do stuff in the day and then just sleep after

[vernal spear]

i know

[native vault]

I had nothing to do in the dark

[torn bolt]

Elaine, did u change your profile pic or am i confusing you with someone else?

[vivid frigate]

hmm

[inner cipher]

Need to craft glowstone ring

[grave mesa]

Nah I changed it lol

[torn bolt]

All festivals should be like this imo

[grave mesa]

I've been changing my pfp a bit but I will always be Elaine

[inner cipher]

For reaaallll

Or let me leave after before nightfall xD what did I do the whole time, just stand there?

Flower dance ended and I stood on the field weeping until 12am

[torn bolt]

I knooow, i hate when i have all the day planned in my head and then i try to go to the town and i cant because some event is being prepared

[native vault]

I have the glow ring I got it from a monster

[inner cipher]

Then you aren't in the dark lol

[native vault]

Lmao I have had touch to walk enabled it takes me wherever I click that's ez for the maze

Just zoom out and click at the end

[muted remnant]

what do i usefor orange dye

i made a skirt but its an ugly yellow

and i need it for the flowr dance

[native vault]

What do I do with golden pumpkin

[muted remnant]

sell it or gift it

its universally loved

[torn bolt]

I think that it literally says in the description that u cant do nothing with it, so pretty but for what?

[muted remnant]

i tried getting an orange flower but it didnt work

[native vault]

How much does it sel for

[muted remnant]

2500 or 500 im not sure

[tired gyro]

It's a universal love

[muted remnant]

5000*

i think its 2500 tho iirc

[queen merlin]

Copper?

[torn bolt]

It's 2500, yeah

[tired gyro]

You can use morels i believe?

[muted remnant]

alr i looked it up and used wood :3

um also what shirt do i use for the flower dnce, the usual one without any shirt on is an offwhite and its super annoying

[tulip dagger]

I display it in my house

[muted remnant]

u can put it down?

[tulip dagger]

You can put it down on a table!

Or a nightstand

[muted remnant]

woah cool

[muted remnant]

oh wait maybe ill use a sailor shirt

[tulip dagger]

I have a spot with a table with some scarecrows surrounding it with a beer haha

Like they're having a little party

[muted remnant]

lmao cool

[native vault]

Bro I killed a zombie dude in mine level 85

I got a lead rod my first kill and it's better than all my weapons

What to do with void essence

[native vault]

Trash attack speed

[next aspen]

Horses don't care at all where they left, right?
They'll be back in stable next morning... and no negative effect in any way?

[torn bolt]

Exactly.

Your horse will just appear at its Stable in the morning.

[native vault]

I went from level 80 to 90 and got open ladders in 8 of the levels

And also I finally got obsidian edge @inner cipher

[next aspen]

Horses are the best!
(at least in computer games) 😛

[frank kayak]

uh

i hate PC discord now

because you can't do multiple lines

[torn bolt]

Press left shift and then enter

Wait, idk how is it called in english

when i say enter i meant the one u send the things with

[next aspen]

Return

Return key actually 😁

[silver cloud]

The big chonky button

[frank kayak]

it's enter or return

[torn bolt]

this one, yeah 😂

Thank you guys

[frank kayak]

for some

[modern eagle]

enter is more common I think

[potent badge]

_ _

_ _

[next aspen]

Is it?

[torn bolt]

Well, press left shift and then enter/return and you can do multiple lines

[modern eagle]

I've honestly never heard of the return key

[frank kayak]

| / is moved if you have a L enter key

[next aspen]

In german language we say Enter

[potent badge]

its the same as the enter key

[torn bolt]

We also call it Enter in spanish

[next aspen]

I thought Return is tge english version still

[potent badge]

the reason why they call it the return key is because on a typewriter you are returning to the left side of the page

[frank kayak]

and / is very common in Windows

[potent badge]

(complete guess)

[torn bolt]

that's so weird to me because return make it sounds like you are trying to erase something

[frank kayak]

file paths

[potent badge]

what about the enter key

why does enter make more sense than return

[next aspen]

Also "ctrl" is "strg" in german 🤦‍♂️

[silver cloud]

No every keyboard has the numped?

[next aspen]

control = steuerung

[potent badge]

?

[silver cloud]

Neat, is alt the same? Also does ß has it's own key?

[next aspen]

Alt = Alt

[frank kayak]

on a typewriter it makes sense because to get to the next line it uses the return carriage

[next aspen]

But DEL = ENTF. 😅

[frank kayak]

why

[next aspen]

?

delete = entfernen

[frank kayak]

ah

how about backspace

it's different from a delete

[next aspen]

It's "strg + alt + entf" 😂

[frank kayak]

del > backspace <

[next aspen]

Backspace = Rücktaste

...but still most people say backspace

[next aspen]

What?

Del is different from backspace

Ah, got it

Hey guys... Best way to get IRIDIUM?

(in normal mines)

[potent badge]

normal mines?

difficult

[torn bolt]

Is that even possible?

[frank kayak]

del will remove the right side character , backspace will remove the left side character

[potent badge]

by getting omni geodes you can get a little bit of iridium

[next aspen]

Rhink with geodes?

[potent badge]

but without the cavern its almost impossible

[next aspen]

Ok, so I'll head to the cavern soon 😅

[frank kayak]

Magma and Omni Geodes

[potent badge]

have you unlocked it?

[native vault]

I became one shot

At level 96

I somehow made it to level 99 without getting hit once

But I died to a bat at level 99

And now I lost my obsidian edge

[potent badge]

you can get it back at the adventurers guild

[native vault]

Got it back for 450

But you don't know the pain

I got to level 99 from 96 without taking damage

[frank kayak]

have some Staircases

[next aspen]

Nop.. Have to save coins for the bus first 😅

[native vault]

How do I get stair case

[frank kayak]

stone

[potent badge]

99 stone

[native vault]

ONLY?

WTHH

I'm gonna grind stone and get to level 120 ezpz

[potent badge]

well thats 2000 stone

[calm sandal]

||u can trade jade for a single stair from desert trader||

[potent badge]

||theyre in the normal mine 🤦 ||

[native vault]

I can't find recipe

[potent badge]

i think it comes at like mining level 9

[native vault]

Wats the recipe

[calm sandal]

using it in normal mine is so wasteful

[potent badge]

you dont need staircase

[native vault]

I want to jump off a building

[frank kayak]

don't have mining level 2

[potent badge]

oh its level 2 neermind

[torn bolt]

I believe you need lvl 2 mining level.

[native vault]

I'm mining 4

[torn bolt]

But honestly don't even use staircases at regular mines

[native vault]

Bruh

[native vault]

I'll use it if I get low

It's as an emergency

[torn bolt]

Don't you have food?

[native vault]

no

I have no food

Green algae some of it I have

[torn bolt]

Because you could use the stone for better stuff at the early stages of the game.

[native vault]

Mining stone is easy

How do I craft staircase

[potent badge]

99 stone

[torn bolt]

For sure. But it's annoying.

[potent badge]

its in the crafting tab

[frank kayak]

go and fish

[native vault]

Found staircase

[frank kayak]

for some food

[torn bolt]

It should be in your crafting menu.

[native vault]

I have a lot of fish but I wanna sell it for money

[potent badge]

yeah go sell fish

[calm sandal]

mining 99 stones is slower than digging 1 level bruh, plus u will get elevator every 5 levels, why u want to use stairs

[potent badge]

theres no reason you should keep it this early on

[native vault]

When I hit fishing 5 il sell them for 25%

[potent badge]

oh

[native vault]

I'm fishing 4

[torn bolt]

Pro gamer

[muted remnant]

except for ||sc||

[native vault]

When I'm low at energy and health and I'm 1 level from hitting eelvator I'll use it

[calm sandal]

yes but they re in normal mine

[native vault]

After i sell at level 5 I'll fish for level 10 then sel at 50% more

[frank kayak]

and another 100 is a reward

[native vault]

Which rebhard

[muted remnant]

oh alr then

[frank kayak]

not going to tell

[native vault]

pls tell

For motivation

[frank kayak]

not here

[native vault]

Spoiler it

With ||

[frank kayak]

well

[muted remnant]

say in seasoned

[torn bolt]

I don't know why this staircase conversation is so funny to me

[native vault]

Once I hit mining 120

I'll fish and get bus

[frank kayak]

||73 74 61 72 64 72 6F 70 20 ||

nothing else but those numbers and hope you didn't see it

[mystic current]

I bought 20 gold for quality sprinklers. Idk how to feel bout that

Have 15k left for seeds and fertilizer

[frank kayak]

20 gold ore?

[native vault]

Lvele 100 reward was good

[torn bolt]

There is no mistakes in Stardew Valley

You do you

[proper bloom]

i found a void egg in my coop

[native vault]

I'm at 105 now

[torn bolt]

That's awesome. It's good to have one of those chickens.

[mystic current]

Thanks!❤️

[native vault]

110 just got || space boots||

That's enough for today

Lemme sleep

Also I got these red geodes

Should I open them

[torn bolt]

Yeah, that sounds fun.

[vernal spear]

helo chat

[torn bolt]

Pepper

[vernal spear]

christian biblical creature

[native vault]

I reached the end of mines

I still have 3 staircases left

Gotta save em for ||sc||

[fallen heron]

i just caught a golden mutant carpp

[native vault]

Now I need to fish and unlock the bus with jojo mart

[rugged flame]

Hey so i am very new to Stardew and i was wondering if Animals are worth it on the first year of Summer

[native vault]

HOLY

I HAVE SEEN 1 DIAMOND IN STARDEW VALLEY IN MY LIFE

AND THEN I SNASHED A RED GEODE

I GOT 2 IRIDIUM ORE

[grave mesa]

Hmm I would only get the coop first

[grave mesa]

Gopod job queen

[native vault]

Thx

[rugged flame]

Then again i am just looking to save up for Cramberries

[native vault]

Now I have to fish all day to get money for minecart bus and quarry

[grave mesa]

Yeeeeeeeeees and blueberries are very profitable

I suggest growing a few melon for the bundle

[midnight portal]

Should I upgrade barn or coop first?

[frank kayak]

SPOILER

[grave mesa]

OOPH tough

[rugged flame]

Done

[grave mesa]

Imma say coop first but do what you think will benefit you most

[rugged flame]

I forgo to get green beans so i cant grt the spring bundle

[grave mesa]

rip

[frank kayak]

f

[rugged flame]

Ill just wait for traveling merchant

[frank kayak]

GL

[rugged flame]

I was 1 day away from my beans from maturing

[midnight portal]

I'll just go with coop I don't think I have enough money for cows anyways

[native vault]

I hit level 5 combat

What do I take

Fighter or scout

[torn bolt]

Pumpkins are better

[cedar citrus]

yall are piece of shit

[lean kiln]

True!!

[native vault]

Imma take fighter

[rugged flame]

Ehm i disagree Crambarries take like 6 days and produce every 2 days

[lean kiln]

I like your name

[rugged flame]

Pumpkins take like 12 or 7

[native vault]

I hit combat 5 and mininf 5 in the same day

What do I take in mining

[cedar citrus]

who the hell cares

[native vault]

Should I take miner

[lean kiln]

me

i care

[rugged flame]

I have been foiled

[native vault]

Everyone here cares

[cedar citrus]

stfu

[crisp karma]

Heyheyheyheyyyyyy

[cedar citrus]

im trying to get banned

[crisp karma]

Snack’s back

[native vault]

Big words from someone who puts their roblox username in their about me

[lean kiln]

:kek:

[native vault]

And has beluga pfp

[cedar citrus]

hi snack

[fallen heron]

why tho lmao

[native vault]

Sebastian didn't marry him

[cedar citrus]

BAN ME BITCHEZ

[rugged flame]

Shiver me timbers

[cedar citrus]

NO ONE CARES YO BIG ASS

[rugged flame]

Waaaaaa

[frank kayak]

you probably just get muted

[lean kiln]

im betting that person is 13

[quiet token]

roblox

idk what youd expect

[vernal spear]

say some racist shit that'll do the trick (and by the way this is the SHITTIEST BAN ATTEMPT I HAVE EVER SEEN)

[vernal spear]

nah prolly 6-7 lmaoo

[quiet token]

they got muted i think

[vernal spear]

lmao

[quiet token]

whats the point inn getting banned anyway

[cyan merlin]

[vernal spear]

they prolly gonna upload it to youtube on their mums acc from their school chromebook and get 2 views both being from him and 1 comment from his mum lmaooooo

[warped hamlet]

🗡️

[vernal spear]

oh crap 2 mods are typing

SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

[heady moss]

If yall see someone trolling, please don’t engage with them and simply report them to us!

[warped hamlet]

we love mods

Support

[rugged flame]

Naw Best thing you can do is fucking putting random IPs that dont exist

[vernal spear]

ok

[quiet token]

i did that =p

[vernal spear]

69.69.69.420.69

[heady moss]

Please don’t encourage bad behaviour 😩

[rugged flame]

You deserve the death sentence

[heady moss]

And stay on topic.

[vernal spear]

im not??????

[quiet token]

is butter in this game

i forgor

[rugged flame]

Yes

I think

[warped hamlet]

Guys what ur ur favourite skill ability

[rugged flame]

I forgot also

[heady moss]

Not in vanilla.

[quiet token]

i know cheeze is

[vernal spear]

i have an uno skip and reverse card TAPED TO EACHOTHER!1!!!1!111!!!1!!!!!1!111!

[quiet token]

they did u dirty 😦

[vernal spear]

panam being the country from the hunger games right?

[quiet token]

also no carrots for some reason

[heady moss]

No. And it’s not relevant to stardew valley

[vernal spear]

sorry

[cyan merlin]

i love parsnips

[quiet token]

why do we have cave carrot and not real carrot\

[cyan merlin]

love to grow a parsnip one day

[quiet token]

its my fav veggiee

[vernal spear]

tfw you can ping mod form sdv discod in other svrer but they cant moderatate you there

[grave mesa]

ITDS SNACK

[vernal spear]

who is snack

[grave mesa]

A queen

[vernal spear]

queen of what country

[grave mesa]

This one

[cyan merlin]

[vernal spear]

you see i think we're on seperate continents rn

so which country are you referring to by "this one"

[cyan merlin]

[grave mesa]

The one this server is in silly

[vernal spear]

which country is that

[grave mesa]

This country!! silly

[dull pendant]

Pepper why you still here

[heady moss]

I think we’re going in circles now, please stay on topic.

[vernal spear]

ohhh discordia yeaahhh im so dumb

[vernal spear]

because i am

[dull pendant]

Facts

[grave mesa]

Start Dew

[cyan merlin]

[grave mesa]

Me when Starrt dew valley

[dull pendant]

why Willy close on Saturday

[quiet token]

mout stardew

[vernal spear]

[cyan merlin]

i love mr ape n all he’s done for us

[grave mesa]

hes a little bitch thats why

[quiet token]

hes inspired by chic fila

[grave mesa]

Why does willy just randomly leave his store when its open for business??? Im trying to shop

I think its on tuesdays he does it

[dull pendant]

He’s gone like all the time

[cyan merlin]

the man feels the call of the sea and he must go

[ocean crest]

The fishing grind never stops.

[novel thistle]

@ocean crest You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[grave mesa]

awful work ethic, and he wonders why he never gets business

[grave mesa]

facts

[queen merlin]

lol i am lucky he is always there when i need him

[grave mesa]

WTF IS UR PFP

[queen merlin]

the only person in town with a good working ethic is joja or.... pierre

[inner cipher]

Pretty easy to find the villager schedules on the wiki if you're curious why he's leaving!

[grave mesa]

true true

[dull pendant]

Sells a piece of cork for 1k total scam

[grave mesa]

Yeah but he better stop randomly leaving his shop smh, im trying to buy some bait

[undone blaze]

i mean, people need breaks too

[vernal spear]

hello its me ur favourite worthless piece of shit peppermynt

[undone blaze]

and willy works outside of his shop as well

[quiet token]

tell that to amazon

[dull pendant]

Nay Joja goes without breaks

[quiet token]

annyway

opinions on grape

[grave mesa]

No he doesnt!!! He needs to be available to me 24/7!! /j

[grave mesa]

I like grapes tbh

[cyan merlin]

marnie too tbh

[grave mesa]

facts smh, she has to sacrifice her sleep schedule for me

[dull pendant]

There’s always that one grape that’s like 2/10

[undone blaze]

Pierre didn't hear you!

Closed on Wednesdays

[vernal spear]

what does the relevant button in discord search do

[grave mesa]

FUCK PIERRE 😡

[vernal spear]

fuck you pierre why wednesday

[undone blaze]

seriously, tho, wednesday is a rather odd day to close shop

[grave mesa]

he spends Wednesdays being a shitty father

[grave mesa]

right

[undone blaze]

a more realistic day to close is saturday or sunday

[cobalt hare]

^

[vernal spear]

^

[inner cipher]

People don't seem to understand the concept of weekends in this game

[grave mesa]

He DOES have a Yoba shrine and maybe like how Christian's day off is Sunday, maybe Yoba's version of that is wednesdays?? Idk

[undone blaze]

seriously

[grave mesa]

Or at least I think it's a Yoba shrine...

[summer hamlet]

so he closes on wednesday and yet he's open during the yoba church service??

bruh

[dull pendant]

All facts lead to Vincent being yoba

[cyan merlin]

when you try to buy hay on monday oop no okay when u try to buy hay on tuesday hmmm nope instead we buy seeds wednesday… okay we burn down the town

[grave mesa]

MAYBE THE YOBA CHURCH SERVICE IS ON WEDNESDAy

[inner cipher]

But its not xD

[summer hamlet]

LOL im pretty sure it's sunday

[grave mesa]

really??

Wait is that canon

[inner cipher]

Yeah they show up on Sunday you can watch them pray

[queen merlin]

the yoba church service lmao

[grave mesa]

oh

[undone blaze]

people go on sundays

[grave mesa]

Fuck idk then

[fallen heron]

i think caroline mentions they arent religous, they just have it at their home (was it caroline? what)

[summer hamlet]

yeah i think jodi, ||kent||, eleanor, and george go

[cobalt hare]

it's Wednesday my dudes

[vernal spear]

read reactions

[inner cipher]

No thanks

[undone blaze]

who on earth is Eleanor?

[vernal spear]

whos eleanor

[summer hamlet]

frig

[vernal spear]

why

[summer hamlet]

evelyn

[grave mesa]

That's funny LMFAO imagine having an entire room and shrine dedicated to a god you don't believe in

[queen merlin]

isn't it weird how people will not buy from pierre's competition but go to his house to pray to yoba

[inner cipher]

Hehehe 😛

[vernal spear]

athisisisism

[grave mesa]

shitters

[summer hamlet]

i knew that wasnt right but i couldnt think of her name LOL

[grave mesa]

Omg

[inner cipher]

Eleanor is a pretty name for a granny too

[dull pendant]

Why can’t you buys harvest crops and out of season seeds :<

[manic schooner]

It’s to flex there wealth

[undone blaze]

you couldve just said grandma or granny

[native vault]

I hit fishing 5 on the 5th of winter 😱

[inner cipher]

You can buy all the seeds in winter at the night market but that's it v.v

[undone blaze]

congrats!

[grave mesa]

Maybe the Yoba shrine is just to attract customers in?? So that on their way to the yoba shrine, they pass by the shop and therefore are more tempted to buy stuff from the shop?

[native vault]

Guys I choose fish are worth 25% more does ny fish sell for 25% more to willy too?

[grave mesa]

SDV lore

[vernal spear]

capitalism

[grave mesa]

Exactly

[inner cipher]

She explains that when they bought the shop it was already there, they didn't build the shrine.

[undone blaze]

not with a 10x markup. pierre is a poopy head.

[dull pendant]

We out here theory crafting

[grave mesa]

FUCK MAN damn 😭

[inner cipher]

Lol sorry xD ❤️

[vernal spear]

communipilitalism

[manic schooner]

Every pray is one coupon

[grave mesa]

its ok.. youve brought the truth to light

[native vault]

@inner cipher I reached level 120

[queen merlin]

damn, pierre is rich enough to buy the town church

[fallen heron]

like the milk trick in local groceries

[grave mesa]

maybe......

[native vault]

Guys I choose fish are worth 25% more does ny fish sell for 25% more to willy too?

[grave mesa]

Yes exactly. If only that was canon smh smh

[undone blaze]

yes

[dull pendant]

Monopolism

[inner cipher]

Uhhh..... in what xD

[summer hamlet]

the mines

[native vault]

Mining

[grave mesa]

yas

[undone blaze]

mines

[inner cipher]

Oh lol sorry I'm so tired xD

I should be asleep but I'm being dumb

[vernal spear]

do you want me to write i farded on ur gravestone

[undone blaze]

LEVEL 120 FARMING LETS GO /j

[native vault]

yes pls

[fallen heron]

what i just got 17 truffles in a single harvest I ONLY HAVE 4 PIGS??

[summer hamlet]

idk man maybe you can dm ca and ask

[vernal spear]

GUYS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

[native vault]

let's go

[grave mesa]

Dm CA rn and ask for him to implement this feature

[vernal spear]

PINTH

[manic schooner]

Yo don’t you love getting to level120 in foraging

[queen merlin]

sleeeeeeeeeeep or perry the platypus will haunt you

[inner cipher]

Nice nice!! Thats a lucky one

[grave mesa]

STOP

[vernal spear]

can you shut up abt that its getting annoying

[queen merlin]

have the pigs been grown up for quite some time?

[inner cipher]

Mad that your bad joke backfired? xD isn't that ironic

[summer hamlet]

i'll ask CA if he thinks i should stop 😔

[fallen heron]

3-4 months

[vernal spear]

no thats not it

[grave mesa]

It's funny, and it's just a joke

[dull pendant]

I reached level 11 combat earlier

[summer hamlet]

(but yeah im done now)

[vernal spear]

its annoying.

[grave mesa]

It's just a reference to a silly action

[manic schooner]

There learning

[inner cipher]

I thought it was funny

[queen merlin]

might have missed some truffles from before?

[grave mesa]

Why, Pepper

[vernal spear]

well clearly not everyone did

[dull pendant]

Overruled it’s funny

[vernal spear]

why what

[queen merlin]

or just insaneeeee luck and

[inner cipher]

You're the only who who didn't xD

[grave mesa]

Why is it annoying?

[vernal spear]

@keen venture didnt

[undone blaze]

you can definitely get more truffles than the pigs you have

[inner cipher]

gasp It's all over for us now!!!

[dull pendant]

You think they stopped skills at 10 because it would branch off way too far

[inner cipher]

Do you have the gatherer profession? You get 20% more harvests with it

[grave mesa]

Sheriff Pirek isn't even in this conversation, of course they didn't

[vernal spear]

do i need to write a fucking essay about why im pissed off

[inner cipher]

Please no

[summer hamlet]

or maybe we can just move on

[dull pendant]

Do it I wanna here

[queen merlin]

ah right that would also play a part in it i forgor 💀

[dull pendant]

What is your “comedy”

[manic schooner]

Better not double space

[grave mesa]

I simply asked why? And since it's irrelevant to newfarmers, you can put it in townsquare

[neat steppe]

yall need to stop giving pepper a hard time

[inner cipher]

I'm sure they're gonna be really grateful over there

[dull pendant]

Me and the boys annoy pepper

[manic schooner]

True

[grave mesa]

kek definitely

[grave mesa]

I didn't, I asked why...

[native vault]

I went from 1558 to 6229 from selling my fish

[summer hamlet]

grats!!

[undone blaze]

fishy good

[neat steppe]

they got pissed and you were overusing a joke and i think its pretty reasonable to recognize they want you to stop the joke lmao

[manic schooner]

Fish pogger

[queen merlin]

damn that's a lotta money from fishing

[neat steppe]

just leave it at that

[grave mesa]

Ok and it's reasonable for me to wonder why because I don't understand why it's a bad joke

[warped ether]

[native vault]

Still not enough money

[neat steppe]

how many fish??

[warped ether]

Yooooooooo

[inner cipher]

It's just sort of silly it's a joke about pinging CA >< and while I personally wouldn't make that joke on the chance someone might actually do it, it's a pretty common joke.

[undone blaze]

do more fishing!

[native vault]

Anyone know quick way for money?

[summer hamlet]

you'll get there!

[warped ether]

Good morning!

[native vault]

A lot

[queen merlin]

farming is the best way tbh

[dull pendant]

Not everyone on the internet is mature enough to stop a non beneficial joke

[grave mesa]

Right I genuinely do not understand

[manic schooner]

Fishing for me

[summer hamlet]

i think we can move on now

[warped ether]

Maybe do some fishing once in a while

[grave mesa]

LOLOL this is funny

[undone blaze]

do more fishing while you wait for your crops to grow

[native vault]

I want like 50k just for the bus

[neat steppe]

maybe pepper thought you were mocking them or insulting them. i wouldnt know however.

[inner cipher]

[native vault]

Ok

[heady moss]

I’m gonna say this one last time. @vernal spear Please stay on topic. If you don’t want to talk about stardew valley, go to off topic channels like #town-square and #adventurers-guild .

[manic schooner]

Fish and look for foraging

[native vault]

It's winter which crop should I grow

[undone blaze]

oops

[fallen heron]

you cant grow crops at winter

[inner cipher]

No crops in winter

[dull pendant]

Winter seeds

[manic schooner]

Winter seeds

[undone blaze]

sorry i didnt know you were in winter!

[summer hamlet]

alas you cant grow crops in winter, so i'd stick with fishing LOL

[inner cipher]

Winter seeds aren't exactly a crop but they do grow xD

[dull pendant]

By collecting winter forgables

[undone blaze]

if you had winter seeds tho, those are really good!

[summer hamlet]

yup!!

[neat steppe]

i think its only forage seeds in winter, right?

[manic schooner]

Yep

[queen merlin]

winter seeds multiply fast

[summer hamlet]

yeah, but those arent technically crops

[dull pendant]

Overruled there crops

[manic schooner]

Still work like one tho

[neat steppe]

hm. guess you're right. but still they sorta are.

[native vault]

Is mining a good way for money

[undone blaze]

technically not, but they sell for a good amount

[manic schooner]

Not really

[warped ether]

Any good ideas where I can put my chests? They're currently on the left side of the house but I wanna have a coop there as well

[undone blaze]

uhh not really.

[inner cipher]

It can be in a certain circumstance. ||Farming iridium bars in the skull cavern is amazing money||

[dull pendant]

Put chests in place of walls

[summer hamlet]

maybe the right side of your house?

[native vault]

I need 50k for bus

[fallen heron]

inside the house is an optiojn if you have space there

[warped ether]

There's too many for that

[native vault]

Fishing is getting boring

[dull pendant]

Which season?

[native vault]

I have a lot of cheap sprinklers

[undone blaze]

i mean, until you get to the point in the game when you can farm ||iridium bars in SC||, mining isnt a source of income

[native vault]

Should I use them and spam sleep

[inner cipher]

Well it's a good goal 🙂 I'd say go fishing and plant the most lucrative crops you can, and going mining doesn't suck it's just not that lucrative, but it gives you mats to make more money so do it all

[manic schooner]

Sure

[inner cipher]

No don't waste your days, go mining, make friends, forage, chop trees down

There's a shitload to do in the day wasting time is dumb

[native vault]

Ive wasted too many days

[undone blaze]

never waste a single winter day. fish all season if you can

[native vault]

I wasted 2 seasons just by spam sleepint

[undone blaze]

why....?

[inner cipher]

That's a good way to be broke.

[summer hamlet]

that might be why you have no money then

[warped ether]

Unless on good luck days, then you should mine, right?

[dull pendant]

Strawberry-spring, blueberry/starfruit-summer no clue-fall

[undone blaze]

yeah

[native vault]

I thought crop was better than everything for money

[manic schooner]

Man this game bout chillin and makin friends you don’t always have to maximize efficiency

[undone blaze]

i like pumpkins for fall

[queen merlin]

💀 winter is the season for spam sleeping tbh lol

[native vault]

Also my dumb ass brain thought doing peppers was good

[summer hamlet]

yeah but they're asking about how to get money and then just skipped half the year lol

[warped ether]

How do you think farmers get through in real life?

[inner cipher]

Strawberry for cash crop in spring and rhubarb for kegs / blueberry for raw in summer and starfruit for kegs/ cranberry and pumpkin for raw, pumpkin for jars and kegs

[undone blaze]

yeah but, not when two entire seasons were skipped.

[inner cipher]

That's what is fun for some people.

[queen merlin]

peppers are not a bad crop imo but not the best either

[manic schooner]

Oh haha I need to sleep lol

[dull pendant]

Lemme just write that down

[inner cipher]

They are mediocre.

[queen merlin]

but if you didn't neglect farming, then you should still have some moeny

[undone blaze]

i turn strawberries into jelly

[grave mesa]

Sometimes maximizing efficiency is the most fun for us

[south quiver]

Hello everyone, its me, wumbus

[queen merlin]

hmm true

[manic schooner]

I guess

[undone blaze]

hello wumbus

[grave mesa]

Hi Wumbus

[inner cipher]

I'm constantly trying to outdo my last save. Trying to make more money in year 1

It's just what's fun for me xD I dunno why

[south quiver]

Hello, why does everyone have an anime profile picture?

[undone blaze]

definitely trying to max out my skills before year 1

[summer hamlet]

it just be like that

[native vault]

What's the best spot for fisking

[grave mesa]

Aesthetics

[manic schooner]

I guess that’s kinda true for me for like the first year

[inner cipher]

Spring: Sunny - Mountain Lake / Rainy - River
If you're struggling to catch fish start at Beach, it's easier
Summer: Mountain until 7pm, then Beach.
Fall: River (Town), rainy or sunny.
Winter: Mountain until 7pm, then River (Town)

[dull pendant]

I do potato->strawberries->blueberries->pumpkin, year one

[queen merlin]

because anime makes for good pfps :p

[native vault]

Does time matter

[undone blaze]

time matters

[grave mesa]

Yes

[inner cipher]

When it does I have stated it

[manic schooner]

There pretty

[native vault]

How does time matter

[south quiver]

Should i be anime too?

[manic schooner]

Nah

[queen merlin]

if you wish

[inner cipher]

Because fish are not always available all day

[grave mesa]

Only if you want to be Wumbus

[undone blaze]

time has an effect on which fish youll catch

[native vault]

yes play genshin

[summer hamlet]

some fish only spawn at certain times

[undone blaze]

some fish are night fish

[native vault]

Town river near joja mart?

[inner cipher]

So that's why my guide has different times in different places.

[undone blaze]

some fish only appear in the morning

[south quiver]

Only if i can find anime wumbus picture

[warped ether]

The thing with Stardew is, it's only intense when you want it to be. If you just, wanna plant seeds, sell the crops, buy new seeds etc then you can. If you wanna go exploring on adventures instead you can do that too. Hell, you can combine them if you want too as well. Witch so much stuff in Stardew, you'll only really lose money if you're actively trying too

[inner cipher]

No you should fish as far left to the map as you can, beneath Sams house

[dull pendant]

Fish are all over

[ocean mauve]

just saw the discord pfp

[summer hamlet]

omg gwen pfp

[inner cipher]

Yes but different fish are in different places at different times of the day :3 which is why I have created this optimal list of good locations

[undone blaze]

are there stats on that

[south quiver]

Forage is more common in sundays

[manic schooner]

Yeah I just don’t like stressing out about if my farm is efficient or not

[dull pendant]

Catfish is a pain

[undone blaze]

i kinda wanna know

[fallen heron]

how do i get basalt? my goofy lava eels want some

[inner cipher]

Indeed I created that list by studying the "fishing strategy" page on the wiki

[undone blaze]

magma geodes

[warped ether]

Just go on tinder

[dull pendant]

Damn

[warped ether]

Oh not that catfish my bad

[dull pendant]

Eel is also hard

[south quiver]

Oh you do not want to know about the octopus

[wary hemlock]

best crops for winter?

[manic schooner]

I actually like fishing for eels lol

[undone blaze]

actually, i think all forage resets on sunday, so you might not actually find a lot of forage during sunday...??

[inner cipher]

The only thing you can plant is winter seeds

[summer hamlet]

you cant plant crops in winter, only winter foraging seeds

[dull pendant]

Winter seeds

[fallen heron]

UM?? wtf is this witch doing to my coop

[wary hemlock]

and do they sell if not how do i make money

[inner cipher]

There will be a void egg in there

[warped ether]

Oh that event

[manic schooner]

Prob ancient fruit if you have greenhouse

[inner cipher]

Put it in the incubator if you want

[dull pendant]

Best crop for ||greenhouse?||

[south quiver]

Forage restarts on sunday and spawns at 3 times the rate

[inner cipher]

Starfruit or ancient fruit

[warped ether]

I think I've had all the random events happen to me except that one

[south quiver]

Blueberries? Or ancient fruit

[warped ether]

I had the meteor twice in the same year

[wary hemlock]

i only have 2 ancient seeds and no green house

[summer hamlet]

not blueberries imo

[fallen heron]

is it worth it?

[summer hamlet]

do stuff for wine

[inner cipher]

It's not really worth it for money, chicken is the best coop animal hands down. But it is good for gifts.

[dull pendant]

I once got trapped by a meteor hitting my town entrance

[manic schooner]

Wait till you get greenhouse to use ancient fruits

[warped ether]

do stuff for wine

• Pam, probably

[south quiver]

How do i make it ao you can click if you want to see the sentence?

[inner cipher]

More like every min maxer in the game xD

[wary hemlock]

yeah i know but what about now if i can't plant crops and winter seeds aren't profitable can i do something with the animals?

[inner cipher]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

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[wary hemlock]

like cheese or something

[undone blaze]

yeah ig

[inner cipher]

Yes cows and chickens are your best bet

[queen merlin]

imagine how drunk the valley would be if pam was the farmer

[dull pendant]

Animals are terrible and not fun

[undone blaze]

i mean, im already down that path

[inner cipher]

Animals are awesome and every person has different taste. Pigs for instance make insane money

[grave mesa]

Pams a bitch to Penny or whatever

[abstract hinge]

Need help, have a mild problem of sdv addiction. Havent sleep since yesterday. Just a mild problem tho

[warped ether]

Starbrew Valley

[queen merlin]

XD

[grave mesa]

Completely normal

[queen merlin]

that's such a good pun 😭

[inner cipher]

Please delete no post cc here

[queen merlin]

don't think you can post here because insanely postcc

[south quiver]

I dont think it worked

[dull pendant]

Make in in slured speech

[undone blaze]

||

[inner cipher]

It didn't and its against the rules delete it please

[queen merlin]

also you need to remove the gap between the ||

[native vault]

I hate sturgeon and catfish

[inner cipher]

To see what is and is not allowed in the chat read the pins

[grave mesa]

LOL rip wumbus

[south quiver]

Ohhhhh

Srry

[grave mesa]

its ok queen

[dull pendant]

||joja cola is a terrible energy source||

[inner cipher]

Fun animal math for y'all:
1 cows vs 1 pig over the course of an entire year:
The farmer has artisan and also botanist. They never starve animals or fail to pet/milk them.
Large milks that become Cheese. Happy pigs average 3 truffles a day (+20% for gatherer) which become oil.
Truffle harvest average: 302
Cows large milk harvest: 112
Truffle oil profits: 450,282g
Cow cheese profits: 54,096g

[queen merlin]

not for shane

[inner cipher]

Since Zulu here doesn't like animals I thought I'd share how insane pigs are

[queen merlin]

shane doesn't eat or drink water, he is running solely on joja cola

[grave mesa]

Ig I should focus on pigs rather than cows then

[queen merlin]

nvm sam is the one who likes it 💀

[undone blaze]

i am tempted to surrender my remaining animals for pigs

[dull pendant]

Math doesn’t make me wanna pet and feed animals for a whole year

[inner cipher]

Pigs are insane they are better then everything by a lot

[inner cipher]

That's fine xD but the animals don't suck, you just don't like em

[grave mesa]

Yeah apparently

Idek what a truffle is, thought those were chocolate truffles

[topaz torrent]

kek

[undone blaze]

but... i dont know i feel like i like my variety of animals

[manic schooner]

I’m at level 8 combat what’s a good way to level it up

[south quiver]

|| did it work?||

[undone blaze]

theyre a type of mushroom

[inner cipher]

Chocolate truffle is one kind of truffle lol. But truffle in this case is a type of mushroom I believe

[queen merlin]

yes

[inner cipher]

Pigs in real life dig them up actually

[dull pendant]

What is a truffle?

[queen merlin]

a fungus

[inner cipher]

An ugly ass little black mushroom

[grave mesa]

Wtf

LMFAOO damn no mercy for those mushrooms

[abstract hinge]

Are they the one that is used for pricy ass foods?

[inner cipher]

That is a literal truffle no joke

[dull pendant]

They grow underground?

[undone blaze]

apparently they're gourmet or whatever

[inner cipher]

I guess so lol I've never eaten one

[abstract hinge]

Yea

[fallen heron]

looks like a ball of wool

[queen merlin]

tfw cannot see due to amoled black 💀

[grave mesa]

yeah nvm those are fucking ugly

[undone blaze]

honestly, if i saw this i would not eat it

[inner cipher]

LOL oops I didn't think it had no background when I copied it xD

[grave mesa]

i'd throw up

[abstract hinge]

They said it has earthy feeling or wht ever the hell is that

[undone blaze]

it looks like a piece of coal.

[undone blaze]

probably poop

[inner cipher]

"Earthy" is a sketchy word to describe a food no lie

[dull pendant]

Bro I would take a massive bite out of any large mushroom

[inner cipher]

Try not to die

[dull pendant]

Red mushrooms go hard

[undone blaze]

do not send Zulu The Seer to a forest without a companion.

[queen merlin]

zulu would eat a mushroom tree

[abstract hinge]

Lol yea, I dont know how they come up with the words earthy. Like dude have eaten a bark + earth or smth

[manic schooner]

But what about purple mushrooms?

[undone blaze]

earthy might be the aroma.

[dull pendant]

Red tastes better

[undone blaze]

smells like soil

[manic schooner]

True man

[glossy rock]

I like my common mushroom more ngl

[abstract hinge]

Ow yeah thats too,

[dull pendant]

What are the three worst foods?

[undone blaze]

in what context?

[dull pendant]

It’s like pufferfish-red mushroom-holly

[grave mesa]

anything with a mushy texture like mashed potatoes

[glossy rock]

Three worst foods in what way, and where

[inner cipher]

I think they mean in game lol

[undone blaze]

ingame?

[grave mesa]

oh

[dull pendant]

Stay in context guys

[proper bloom]

worst crops?

[glossy rock]

Food

[grave mesa]

Well I thought you were asking a completely different question

any fish then, fuck the fish

[glossy rock]

I hate triple shot espresso as food

And the raw fish yeah

[inner cipher]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits Can have fun figuring that out in the calculator if you want

[dull pendant]

Which foods remove the most energy

[inner cipher]

I've only ever looked for the good ones so can't say off the top of my head xD

[grave mesa]

Red mush? or purple mush idk

[manic schooner]

Probably seafoam pudding, roasted Havel nuts, and probably field snack

[glossy rock]

Red removes purp gives

[grave mesa]

oh really

That's fucking weird

[glossy rock]

Personally I like going hard on my sap

[queen merlin]

equal, as all things should be

[dull pendant]

Pufferfish is like -100 energy

[proper bloom]

what's the purpose of fiber

[undone blaze]

imagine if i could drink pine tar.

[queen merlin]

[grave mesa]

Its for some crafting recipes

[quiet dawn]

crafting

[undone blaze]

crafting. dont sell it istg just send it to me

[manic schooner]

Not gonna lie looks kinda good

[grave mesa]

Otherwise it's to be annoying and take up inventory space ugh

[glossy rock]

Go wiki it, much more complete than answers from here

What are y'all's year 1 strats?

[grave mesa]

be stupid as fuck and spend all my time fishing

I don't know what was going through my brain

[glossy rock]

Lol

[manic schooner]

Fish

[undone blaze]

first day, plant parsnips, forage, sell forage, then plant more seeds, and also clear the farm of weeds and other areas for mixed seeds for free crops

[glossy rock]

And miss like 70% of the fish anyways

[grave mesa]

nahhh im almost done with the bundle 😎 juist need 1 more fish

[manic schooner]

Nah man I’ve become so good at that stupid mini game

[inner cipher]

It would be really intense for me to write out my strats and take ages xD but these days I like to go joja and try to outdo my record of 4.2 million in year 1. I know I can do it I just have to not give in to being lazy sometimes

[glossy rock]

I'm done with fishing the moment winter drops lol

[undone blaze]

excuse me

4.2 million?

[inner cipher]

Yessir

[glossy rock]

It's possible

[inner cipher]

I know people who do way better

[glossy rock]

I mean I got 110k by summer 13 so

[undone blaze]

it is but. holy yoba thats wild

[glossy rock]

It just snowballs from there

[inner cipher]

Can't underestimate the snowball

[glossy rock]

Especially with high costing crops

[dull pendant]

There’s no energy table on the wiki, I need to know the worst foods possible to eat

[glossy rock]

Just snack on pufferfish red mushroom and sap honestly

[grave mesa]

why

[glossy rock]

No need to research

[dull pendant]

Don’t ask questions

[summer hamlet]

Alrighty then

[grave mesa]

Why

I'm a very curious person

[undone blaze]

some things that are edible might not even be classified as food, since food should be something that nurtures the body, not harms it.

[dull pendant]

Sap is kinda uncost effective

[inner cipher]

I remember when Sicarious was doing his crazy tiny challenge farm he had like 22 million by the end of year 2 with a farm almost no crops could fit on xD

[grave mesa]

so true

[glossy rock]

How are you even trying to be cost effective when you're eating energy draining food?

[dull pendant]

No questions

[glossy rock]

Then I won't answer your questions as well 5head

[dull pendant]

I think farming red mushrooms might be the way

[grave mesa]

5 head damn

[inner cipher]

Alright this has devolved lol

I think I'm going to bed xD night y'all

[grave mesa]

you need to answer or CA will ban you

[undone blaze]

i gtg to

[grave mesa]

Goodnight queen

[undone blaze]

chores

[dull pendant]

How many forgable hollys can be found during winter?