stardew-valley

[queen merlin]

Ah okie

[spiral aspen]

i give wizard boi wine

[fair igloo]

So. 3 purple mushrooms beside a meteor

[spiral aspen]

and pomegranate

[queen merlin]

IDR any other uses off the top of my head sorz

[spiral aspen]

eet them when bouta dieded in the mines

[fair igloo]

Wait. No. I already mined it. Nvm

[queen merlin]

Ye that, great for healing they are

[fair igloo]

2 gold purple mushrooms and 1 silver

[spiral aspen]

am i just cheesy or is it so cute when you see new dialogue you havent seen before from ur spouse when you talk to them

[grave mesa]

yes...................... omg

[spiral aspen]

got me kickin my feet n shi

[grave mesa]

LMFAOO its so cute when the characters blush omg :')

[spiral aspen]

YESSS

[queen merlin]

Hmm if you get a super cucumber pond then helpful for that

[spiral aspen]

ok so like

[spiral aspen]

what that

[queen merlin]

Fish pond

[spiral aspen]

but also is there a functionality to having 14 hearts wit ur spouse

[queen merlin]

Was added in 1.4

[spiral aspen]

put cucumber in fish pond?

[queen merlin]

Super cucumber you catch from fishing

So can use it

[spiral aspen]

oooo

sheeesshh i looked it up on wiki and ive never caught it yet

[trail nest]

hi

[spiral aspen]

hoi

[grave mesa]

Whats up queen

[queen merlin]

I don't really understand how a cucumber works as fish but

[spiral aspen]

ill go catch it at the night market

[grave mesa]

Fish logic

[queen merlin]

Hope you get it, it's hard to catch iirc

[spiral aspen]

a sea cucumber is a real sea creature

[trail nest]

it took me so long but i finally got stardew on my computer

[spiral aspen]

most of the fish in stardew translate over to real life and they are pretty accurate to reality

[queen merlin]

Oh ok interesting

[spiral aspen]

i play on console

||how do i get prismatic shard yall||

[grave mesa]

If I don't want my fruit tree to get destroyedf, should I just put the lightning rod like right next to it

[analog badger]

Do the funny lmao

[lofty gazelle]

luck

[spiral aspen]

in the general vicinity

[trail nest]

wait im making a new farm, what does the remixed mine rewards do?

[fair igloo]

Also. Uh. I got a random mushroom on my farm

[grave mesa]

How much is general

[fair igloo]

A mushroom tree

[grave mesa]

Like within 10 blocks????????????

[lofty gazelle]

Lightning rods dont have an effective range

Put it anywhere

[grave mesa]

Let it produce more

[grave mesa]

Oooohhh okay thanks

[lofty gazelle]

But put multiple

[spiral aspen]

yeh its pretty much luck

[analog badger]

Give you different stuffs as rewards every ten floors

[grave mesa]

I only have 1 from a bundle LMFAO

[lofty gazelle]

So you can get multiple battery packs

[rare niche]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-watermelon-mmm-capybaras-gif-23275581

[lofty gazelle]

Ok but get some more soon

[fair igloo]

Okay but will it die in the winter?

[trail nest]

oooh ok thanks

[spiral aspen]

ok he pull up

[grave mesa]

Nahhh

[lofty gazelle]

No

It regrows in spring

[neon bobcat]

Lightning won't destroy fruit trees.

[lofty gazelle]

as long as you dont get rid of the stump

[grave mesa]

That's insanely lucky

or convenient*

[neon bobcat]

Well, they are expensive, so I think it's a good exception.

[trail nest]

im pretty sure lightning just makes them into coal trees (?)

[grave mesa]

Yeah that's nice of CA

[fair igloo]

Okay... It's still a random mushroom tree

[grave mesa]

Wtf 😭

[neon bobcat]

Yes, for a little while.

[spiral aspen]

whats a good investment i have many muns and i just wanna spend it all on cosmetic stuff bc i like my pretty little farm

[grave mesa]

It'scute though

[trail nest]

thank you i wasn't sure

[lofty gazelle]

I think it makes produce coal for like 3 days?

[fair igloo]

It got a small mushroom beside it

[spiral aspen]

that do be happening

[fair igloo]

Just 1 mushroom tree among my pine trees

[neon bobcat]

You can tap the mushroom trees, too.

[spiral aspen]

WHHAA

what does it make

[fair igloo]

Tap it? It doesn't have sap

[neon bobcat]

Mushrooms 😄

[spiral aspen]

LETS GOOO

[lofty gazelle]

It makes mushrooms

[fair igloo]

Okay. What kind of mushroooms

[lofty gazelle]

Man I really shouldve chosen the fruit bat cave

[fair igloo]

I got a red mushroom tree

[spiral aspen]

mushroom better

[neon bobcat]

All kinds.

[lofty gazelle]

Botanist changes that

[quiet token]

Idk why this works lol

[spiral aspen]

i mean giant mushroom trees arent logical either

[neon bobcat]

Because magic

[spiral aspen]

but its cute and i like it

[neon bobcat]

I love the mushroom trees. They're so neat.

[quiet token]

Grandpa be summoning some stuff on his farm

[spiral aspen]

grandpa be doing some ritual

[neon bobcat]

And we benefit from it!

[quiet token]

Happy pride everyone btw

[spiral aspen]

indeed indeed indeed

[lofty gazelle]

I love pride month!

[rare niche]

[quiet token]

the pride is amongus

[spiral aspen]

pride month very good

[lofty gazelle]

All the companies get to pretend to care about my sexual orientation!

[quiet token]

I love pride, but I just like seeing all the colours most of the time, it's a nice switch up

[spiral aspen]

pride amogus

[quiet token]

Poggers!

[spiral aspen]

capitalism yayyy

[quiet token]

Joja moment

[spiral aspen]

ong

[lofty gazelle]

They all change their logos of their twitter account (except for in the countries where pride is illegal but lets not worry about that)

[rare niche]

[fair igloo]

More like Pierre moment

[spiral aspen]

capybara pull up

[trail nest]

oh no i have no farm name ideas

[rare niche]

he pull up

[fair igloo]

I dunno

Morris and Pierre seems the same

[lofty gazelle]

Pride

[quiet token]

Twitter gets a bit more controversial in this month

[fair igloo]

Fam

[lofty gazelle]

Accurate

God im so happy I dont use twitter anymore

[fair igloo]

Or Pam's

[lofty gazelle]

Hell platform

[coarse pilot]

D

[fair igloo]

Pam's farm

[tame cradle]

there is a ||GIANT MELON|| in my melon patch

wtf???

[lofty gazelle]

oh thats rare

[spiral aspen]

that do be happenin

[fair igloo]

Let it grow

[neon bobcat]

Yeah that's about how I see them.

[fair igloo]

Or harvest it

[gaunt gale]

cool, it's nto too rare but it grants you about 1.9x the crops

[neon bobcat]

Very nice!

[tame cradle]

like what do I do...

[gaunt gale]

when mined with an axe, or you can keep it asa souvenir

[tame cradle]

break it with an axe

[rare niche]

it works

[trail nest]

i would keep it it looks so cool

[fair igloo]

I haven't gotten a giant crop even once

[rare niche]

howdy penny

[quiet token]

It don't save over seasons tho I think

[gaunt gale]

you can keep it too, they last forever

[lofty gazelle]

actually I looked at the wiki, it doesnt seem that rare if you have a lot of crops

[spiral aspen]

peepee

[gaunt gale]

It does

[spiral aspen]

ive never gotten one

[tame cradle]

wack

damn. that's a lot of melons

[lofty gazelle]

@tame cradle ||https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Crops#Giant_Crops||

[hardy axle]

I almost feel Morris has more of an excuse, since he's just a worker for the Joja conglomerate. He's not the CEO, he's just doing his job. Pierre is actively screwing the farmer over in order to gain more wealth for himself.

[quiet token]

He's a small business tho

[gaunt gale]

Yeah, about 1% for each 3x3 centered crop per day that the middle is watered so a 5x5 with those crops watered would have abotu a 9% chance per day

[spiral aspen]

is ||ancient fruit|| super profitable, i need to know how many i should plant

[trail nest]

yes

[quiet token]

He doesn't have stores in every city, he just has one to make all of his money for taxes ect

[gaunt gale]

I agree 100%, this is literally all I try to say to people

[trail nest]

im pretty sure yes

[sweet night]

Hihi

[spiral aspen]

i see i see

[gaunt gale]

as many as possible tbh, it's arguably the best crop for laziness and profitability

[spiral aspen]

i have many of them

[fair igloo]

I got an ancient seed

[trail nest]

i have been trying to choose a farm name for at least 10 minutes

[gaunt gale]

yeah, i used to as well, now I only have 900 or smt

[gaunt gale]

dewdew farm

[spiral aspen]

i have like 10

[gaunt gale]

farm farm
stardew farm farm

[hardy axle]

True, but that doesn't change his more shady business practices. Being a small business doesn't make that okay. Not defending Joja, but their shady practices probably weren't Morris's idea.

[gaunt gale]

oh lmao

[spiral aspen]

halcyon

[quiet token]

Tru

[quiet token]

Pride is amongus

It's my favourite quote of the month

[sweet night]

Mistwood farm

[trail nest]

what about junimo farm

[sweet night]

Pog

[spiral aspen]

amogus farm

[trail nest]

oh no the grandpa cutscene

[mild basin]

oh no the grandpa cutscene farm? awesome

[sweet night]

i just went through my first grandpa cutscenes in my 3rd year

the music is a downward slap

[light swan]

Okay so I just got the game on steam what should I do to start???

[ruby siren]

I just went through that today too!!

[warped hamlet]

explore, play the game

[sweet night]

Went through it yesterday

[warped hamlet]

just expeirence it for the first time

[sweet night]

And already speedran to marriage just yesterday

[gaunt gale]

press start and ust begin, you have to press new save to start up then go through character creation and just play along

[gaunt gale]

what was ur time

[trail nest]

its funny on when i start up a new save and talk to robin the first thing i see is a daffodil

[sweet night]

tbh i forgot

[gaunt gale]

great lol

[trail nest]

i want the daffodil

[quiet token]

Idk what the opening Cutscene is, I skip it everytime

[sweet night]

basically inheriting the grandpa’s farm as he’s dying

[trail nest]

he gives you a note

[quiet token]

He a dead man, skeebababbobababo

[sweet night]

sorry paps i gotta charge my nds

[silent kayak]

got two prismatic shards, should i donate one ?

like do i get anything from donati g it

[warped hamlet]

not anything special

[grave mesa]

I mean its less about what you donate and more about how much you donate

Quantity over quality

[warped hamlet]

uhm, you shuld use it in the ||desert||\

[grave mesa]

So if you really wanna keep your prismatic shards then just donate something else

[warped hamlet]

and imo, save it for post cc content

[silent kayak]

o i see, keeping jt then

[grave mesa]

Yeah

ALso

[warped hamlet]

its just after the cc completion

but we cant talk about it

[jolly ember]

what is the most profitale crop in summer?

[grave mesa]

BLUEBERRIESSS

[silent kayak]

how come ?

[sweet night]

Icicic

[silent kayak]

blueberries imo !

[jolly ember]

kk

[warped hamlet]

you can get ||galazy sword if you walk in 3 towers holding pris shard||

[sweet night]

I’ve just been grinding that 10$ crop monthly lmaooo

[rare niche]

indeed

[silent kayak]

oh sick as f

[grave mesa]

Also someone said you have to have a steel axe to chop down a big log to get to the "weird jungle/forest", where is this big log

[silent kayak]

alright thanks ill do that

[grave mesa]

Is it on my farm????

[warped hamlet]

secret woods

[silent kayak]

its in the forest !

[grave mesa]

Oohhhhh

[warped hamlet]

left when u enter forest

[grave mesa]

Cindersap?

okay bet

[silent kayak]

like. yknow the place where travelling cart lady stops

[grave mesa]

Yup thanks queens

[silent kayak]

go left-er

ofc ofc

[sweet night]

a steel axe you say?

[silent kayak]

yaa iron bar level

[rare niche]

[sweet night]

Icicic

pog i ended up upgrading my axe and pick where it at

[grave mesa]

Oh yeah I meant iron lol

The person called it steel so I called it steel to

[rare niche]

left once you enter CS forest

[sweet night]

Icic

[silent kayak]

it is called steel LMAO

[grave mesa]

Oh it is??

Wtf

Why is it called steel if its iron smh clickbait

[silent kayak]

yeaah iirc

IKR

[rare niche]

what do you think steel is made out of

[warped hamlet]

copper

[sweet night]

A steel mix

[rare niche]

of..

[unkempt marsh]

Cheese and rock

[rare niche]

iron..

[west fiber]

do the mini slimes from the giant slimes also give combat exp?

[rare niche]

yes

[west fiber]

oh cool

so i could farm combat exp with them yeah?

[sweet night]

Currently grinding for chocolate cake but i have some new exploring to do

[rare niche]

yessir

[west fiber]

nice

[grave mesa]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[grave mesa]

Thats for me

How do I get over there

[mild basin]

Tunnel in the right side of screen covered by trees

[grave mesa]

nvm

LMFAO

[cobalt hare]

Happy pride month

[grave mesa]

Thank you 🤦‍♀️

[spiral aspen]

can u make wine out of ancient fruit

[grave mesa]

Happy pride

[mild basin]

Happy pride

[grave mesa]

Probably

[spiral aspen]

sheeeshh

[mild basin]

yes

[rare niche]

Yes.

[lofty gazelle]

I think so

[thin plank]

I'm new here! Does anyone wanna start a farm together?

[grave mesa]

Welcomequeen

[rare niche]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[grave mesa]

Oh yeah

[rare niche]

Ask there, you'll be sure to find someone.

[thin plank]

Thank youu

[violet linden]

hello everyone! 🤗

[hardy axle]

Hello, welcome!

[fickle sorrel]

dang the traveling cart really sell everything

it can really help for the cc

[warped hamlet]

but low chance lol so

[rich crest]

[grave mesa]

Right

Good for whenever I miss something for a bundle from a past season

[fickle sorrel]

yes i wish she'd sell high quality crops too but hey that's already great she's selling so much stuff lo

damn sometime while fishing i get some hyperactive fish that goes so fast

[grave mesa]

Those are usually the best/rarest fish tho

Also

Does anyone know if cauliflower is the best crop for spring

[fickle sorrel]

yeah i gotta raise my fishing level it'll get it easier

mmmhm i tried both

and i'd say potatoes are better, cheaper and you can get many out of one crop

[grave mesa]

Hmmm true

[fickle sorrel]

and they grow faster too

[grave mesa]

I'll do more potatoes than cauliflower then but a bit of both

[floral galleon]

On that summer festival what should I add in the soup?

[grave mesa]

Theres a wiki for it, I just added beer from the saloon and got a good result

[fickle sorrel]

red and white mushroom or lewis pants

nothing can goes wrong

[floral galleon]

Okay

Ty ty

[fickle sorrel]

actually don't do what i said unless you want a funny cutscene

[gaunt gale]

tunnel on the right and left side of the area that are covered

[grave mesa]

Thank you queen

[gaunt gale]

np

[gaunt gale]

yeah, they can lose friendship with everyone

100 max

it's a massive penalty

[gaunt gale]

What is a white mushroom?

a red mushroom gets the worst responce

[fickle sorrel]

red mushroom

i mean this one

[gaunt gale]

don't listen to him, he gave you the worst advicce

[carmine escarp]

How do you poison them

[gaunt gale]

meaning?

[fickle sorrel]

i told him not to do it tho

[carmine escarp]

How do you give them food poisoning

[fickle sorrel]

well huh red mushroom

[gaunt gale]

through the luau ig

[carmine escarp]

Interesting

[gaunt gale]

still for the red mushroom tho

[fickle sorrel]

nah it's the lewis one that is funny

[carmine escarp]

I usually just put in a gold star tomato

Or something

I forgot

[fickle sorrel]

anything good work well

[carmine escarp]

Where’s the gold star red mushroom 😔

[fickle sorrel]

imagine getting max happiness with everyone just so you can poison the governor every year

[grave mesa]

DONT DO THAT RED MUSHROOM

[carmine escarp]

Give the red mushroom to the person you hate the most

[quiet token]

speedrun to divorce haley

its the best catagory

[cobalt hare]

Sorry, silly question but Mayor’s Shorts ?

[warped hamlet]

wdym mayors shorts

[cobalt hare]

Where do I find it?

[warped hamlet]

its just the mayors shorts 🤷‍♂️

in marnies room

she owns the ranch

[cobalt hare]

Oh my oh my

[carmine escarp]

What have they been doing

[warped hamlet]

indeed 😉

[cobalt hare]

Their bar dates has some meaning to it

Interesting couple

[quiet token]

ye

[carmine escarp]

I think I know now.. they had a sleepover

[cobalt hare]

A bit of a catch-up session

[quiet token]

netflix and chillin

[cobalt hare]

Romantic

[quiet token]

without the netflix tho, it too expensive

[carmine escarp]

Indeed

Just pirate the shows

[cobalt hare]

Family plan

[quiet token]

rule 5 😦

[potent badge]

lewis and marnie are so cringe

[cobalt hare]

true

[carmine escarp]

I’m sorry 😔

[potent badge]

why are they out in the bushes at midnight

[quiet token]

they both bad at their job

[potent badge]

why not like

their house

[cobalt hare]

Midnight stroll

They’re just being cute

[quiet token]

midnight kiss?

🤔

[cobalt hare]

ohhh a kiss under the stars

Maybe dating???

I doubtt it tho

[carmine escarp]

They tryna be slick

[cobalt hare]

I like them together

[floral galleon]

💀 okay

[floral galleon]

Ok

[cobalt hare]

what is this about?

luau?

[carmine escarp]

Mhm

[cobalt hare]

@floral galleon what year r you in

and/or do you have animals

if so grab a large milk, put it in a press and put in a gold cheese that's one of the easiest probably

for best response

[carmine escarp]

The villagers are cheese lovers

[cobalt hare]

nvm, just gold/iridium large milk will do aswell

[carmine escarp]

Man they sure love their dairy

[cobalt hare]

for real

[topaz chasm]

i love my dairy too, its understandable

[carmine escarp]

Same

[cobalt hare]

I don't

[carmine escarp]

That’s ok

[cobalt hare]

or well, just milk mostly

plain milk is yucky

[carmine escarp]

What about chocolate milk

[cobalt hare]

sure

just not milk

[carmine escarp]

Understandable

[topaz chasm]

choccy milk since ur awesomesauce

[carmine escarp]

You get some too

Because YOURE awesome

Anyway I’ve seen people talking about this but why is getting married in the first year bad?

[topaz chasm]

bad is a point of view

[carmine escarp]

Ah

I was just wondering why people think it is

[silent kayak]

personally i think it shouldnt be your main goal in the first year but also if youre able to marry someone early, go for it

marrying in the game gives benefits so

[carmine escarp]

Yeah makes sense

I think for my first year I was just focusing on building up money before I started on anything big

And now here I am focusing on making my farm look good

[silent kayak]

sounds like a plan !

[strong scarab]

happy pride :3

[carmine escarp]

While I do it I’m also trying to get my relationships up with the villagers because I think there’s benefits from it

[silent kayak]

there is ! some npcs are more worth befriending than some others. i recommend befriending george, gus, pam, and marnie

[floral galleon]

Year 2 Summer

[carmine escarp]

I see,
I’ll keep that in mind, thank you!

[quiet token]

the pride is amongus

[floral galleon]

4 cow 4 chicken 1 horse

[carmine escarp]

Also another question
What is a good way to get hardwood? More specifically when you’ve already cleaned out the entirety of your farm

Sorry if I’m asking too many questions

[summer hamlet]

Secret woods? You'll be able to get mahogany seeds that you can plant for trees that give hardwood

[carmine escarp]

Oh ok

Thank you

[grave mesa]

Anyone know the best place to catch sandfish? ||(besides the desert||

Are there any specific requirements

[modest shell]

thats the only place

only other place is merchant

[grave mesa]

Omg relally

I'm fucked then

[modest shell]

y?

[grave mesa]

I don't have the desert yet

[magic locust]

Guys im new-

[grave mesa]

Idek how to get it I forgot

[magic locust]

whos the easiest to marry

[modest shell]

vault bundle

[grave mesa]

Welcome

[modest shell]

shane

[grave mesa]

o

oh

[magic locust]

because hes depression?

[grave mesa]

welcome*

[modest shell]

easiest gifts

other than maybe leah and salad

beer is not bad

[carmine escarp]

Give the sad man beers

[modest shell]

i just know shane is optimal for marriage speedruns cause hot peppers

[grave mesa]

Yeah true

That doesn't mean he's the best spouse tho

It really depends on your taste

Ig they were asking for the easiest tho

[carmine escarp]

I married Elliott lol

[modest shell]

krobus 🙏

[carmine escarp]

Maru was a close second tho

[silent kayak]

sam. joja cola and pizza for the boy /lh

elliott n maru are great

[carmine escarp]

Maru is straight up adorable

[silent kayak]

she is !! i love her

[sweet night]

Mhm mhm

[carmine escarp]

Me who doesn’t mine a lot:

[sweet night]

i just married haley cause sunflowers were the easiest to farm for me

[carmine escarp]

Haley is a prick ngl

[silent kayak]

i wish haley had better growth as a character

[carmine escarp]

Fr

[sweet night]

tru tru

[silent kayak]

like i usually love that type of character. but haley i just dont see much growth so idk how i feel ab her

[carmine escarp]

She’s literally just one of those girls

[silent kayak]

i love mean popular girls who grow into a better person but. idk i dont see it much this time

[carmine escarp]

She just stays spoiled like

💥

[silent kayak]

yeahh

[sweet night]

Ngl originally emily was up there for me but that’s my sisters name

[carmine escarp]

Ouh

[grave mesa]

YEP

[carmine escarp]

Isn’t that what most people choose?

[grave mesa]

Seb was my first choice, Abby second

[grave mesa]

Eh not from what I've seen

[sweet night]

I gotta be real bois

[grave mesa]

Uhhuh

[sweet night]

Robin was my first choice but pepehands when i found she’s already taken

[grave mesa]

Can't blame you

She's pretty and strong

I also liked Leah she's really pretty and nice

[sweet night]

mhm mm

[grave mesa]

Also is this ||skull cavern||

[carmine escarp]

Spooky scary

[sweet night]

The spooks

[carmine escarp]

I love your outfit btw

[grave mesa]

Right 😨

AW thank you LOL

[carmine escarp]

Yw haha

Fair

DRIP

[grave mesa]

Slay the purple boots

[sweet night]

Slaying with the drip hit em up with the purple boots and garbage tin lid

[carmine escarp]

Ayo

[sweet night]

I feel kinda bad for linus tho fr

looking at him anyway like the local hobo

[grave mesa]

CUTE

[sterile oar]

when i can’t play rn so i’m just watching videos

sobbing internally

[carmine escarp]

Why can’t we marry linus

[tranquil bane]

ouuh abi !!! i wouldve married abi , if i my main farm wasnt with my girlfriend pfff

[sweet night]

pog

[grave mesa]

KEK

[grave mesa]

Fr

His sprite is so cute

[sterile oar]

which character would y’all refuse to marry

[carmine escarp]

Fun fact I married elliott because he reminded me of my boyfriend

[sterile oar]

i’m assuming haley

[thorn kite]

Shane

[grave mesa]

Alex, I liked him at first and still like him but I can't forgive him for dissing my boy Sebastian LMFAO

[sterile oar]

LOL

[summer hamlet]

No

[grave mesa]

Oh really wtf is it then

[sterile oar]

i know nothing about the marriage aspect

[summer hamlet]

||quarry mine||

[sweet night]

same

[grave mesa]

Really 😨 Ive never married him

[thorn kite]

You can tfix shaneee

[tranquil bane]

someones gonna hate me here , im sorry , ||elliot||

[grave mesa]

oh

[sweet night]

i just started playing like 2 days ago

[sterile oar]

elliot is annoying

[thorn kite]

Crusty beach boy

[novel thistle]

@thorn kite You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[sterile oar]

he gives me ego inflated man baby

[carmine escarp]

The reason I don’t like Alex because he said I couldn’t play sports with him because I’m a girl

[thorn kite]

Yay

[grave mesa]

IDK I just talked to him and once he was like "why is seb so emo"

[sterile oar]

LOL

[grave mesa]

WHAT MODF OR THE CLOTHES

[silent kayak]

not sure who i wouldnt marry tbh. a lot of them i think ? im just aro rip

[summer hamlet]

IT'S SEASONAL OUTFITS

[sweet night]

Talking smack while ya boi just 20 feet away

[grave mesa]

Is that Seb in the corner watching it go down?? LMFAOOO

[hardy axle]

He's a great character but he stops progressing in his mental health after marriage, makes me sad.

[grave mesa]

THANK YOU!!!!

[summer hamlet]

YES THAT'S WHY I TOOK THE SCREENSHOT BC I WAS SHOOK

[grave mesa]

AW :(

[tranquil bane]

yea :(

[grave mesa]

LMFAO THATS SO FUNNY hes just standing there watching alex diss him 😭

[summer hamlet]

RIGHT

[sweet night]

Omg the two goons are the high school types
Alex the jock
And haley the mean girl

[tranquil bane]

thats why theyre best friends LMFSO

[sweet night]

IT JUST CLICKED

[thorn kite]

Its like when vincent says he wanted to marry penny right after i kissed her (shes my spouse)

[sweet night]

b r u h

[thorn kite]

Awkward/10

[sweet night]

flex/10

[lofty gazelle]

Aww his silly little baby brain doesn't comprehend jealousy

Or marriage vows

[thorn kite]

I cant help but feel im giving vincent a villain origin story tho lmao

[lofty gazelle]

I used to like Pierre until I saw the vegetables cutscenes and now I despise him

[hardy axle]

If I wasn't so attached to Sam I'd probably marry Penny. She's too cute for her own good.

[thorn kite]

Its mostly agreed on that hes a scumbag

[carmine escarp]

Year 4 with only 60 hours of play time

[lofty gazelle]

He'll be fine

[sweet night]

he may sell cheaper from the mart but he’s wack

[carmine escarp]

Is this good or bad because I feel like I’ve been rushing things

[thorn kite]

"It all started with that mean farmer"

[sweet night]

nah but it’s mainly for me ngl he feels so off to me

[thorn kite]

I consider him a bud for the mushrooms,but i sort of dislike him for his mistreatment of seb

[lofty gazelle]

Nobody sane would hold a grudge because their babysitter married someone else when she's on her 20s and he's like 9

[silent kayak]

AY SAM LOVER

[thorn kite]

Mining crypto in his room for 4 hours straight

[thorn kite]

Shes my first spouse

Aiming for krobus 2nd

[lofty gazelle]

I dislike crypto, but I gotta respect the hussle

[hardy axle]

He's just so energetic and positive! Love that man.

[silent kayak]

agreed !! hes incredible hes a good person hes the best

i would say hes the best marriage candidate

[fast tundra]

My first spouse was Maru, I just liked her personality for some reason.

[silent kayak]

even tho i havent married him LOL

[silent kayak]

same !! i love maru

[thorn kite]

Tbh he hasnt resonated with me and kind of falls flat for me

Im dead now

[silent kayak]

fair ! everyone has their own tastes

[grave mesa]

Why the fuck did Sebastian just ask me that when we're fucking dating

Should I be worried?? IS he trying to break up with me 😭

[hardy axle]

Sebastian is pretty great, too!

[sweet night]

he looks like an emo kyo or ichigo ngl but he’s chill

[thorn kite]

Easy to forget when hustling for crypto👌

[sweet night]

He got me a beer on Christmas

[grave mesa]

STOP

[grave mesa]

YOU STOP IT TOO 💀

[quiet token]

e

[hardy axle]

Honestly the Sam/Seb/Abby trio are all great candidates in my opinion.

[queen socket]

Because he wants to ask you out again duh

[grave mesa]

WHAT OD OY UMEAN

[silent kayak]

YEAH I LOVE THEM

[lofty gazelle]

Lmao I did Penny's 10heart even after proposing to her so it made no fucking sense

[silent kayak]

ass gang

[grave mesa]

Omg thats so romantic 😢

[sweet night]

ELABORATE PLEASE

[thorn kite]

Them hanging in the saloon is bestie goals

[grave mesa]

RIGHT

[grave mesa]

IDK MAN EH JSUT SAID THAT TO ME AFTER ASKING IF IM SINGLE, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE DATING

[silent kayak]

my farmer doesnt marry anyone but shes besties w the ass gang bc yes

[grave mesa]

WHY IS HE BLUSHING WHILE SAYING THAT 💀

[grave mesa]

The ass gang 😍

[sweet night]

AYE YO I KNOW WERE DATING AND ALL BUT YOU SINGLE?

[silent kayak]

yeah <3

[queen socket]

He has a crush on you 💀

[lofty gazelle]

NO WAY??????

[thorn kite]

[queen socket]

She has memory loss and forgot that u guys were dating so hes trying to ask you out again

[sweet night]

Pog

[grave mesa]

I HOPE HE DOES WE'RE FUCKING DATING LMFAO

Y'all are killing me 💀

[sweet night]

also i find it dark that you turn ur kids into birds after a divorce like

[grave mesa]

I'm about to be single if he doesn't quit LMFAO

[silent kayak]

wait THATS what happens ???

[grave mesa]

Bruh LMFAOO

[thorn kite]

When you have millions but dont want to pay child support

[grave mesa]

what th efuck

[sweet night]

i looked at the wiki about married life and that’s what i found

[grave mesa]

Bro 😭

God how do I hack the game to give me some fucking money

[thorn kite]

Oh yeah that should be censored lol

[grave mesa]

I'm dying out here

[grave mesa]

Nah nah cussings allowed

[thorn kite]

If only stardew was p2w

[thorn kite]

I mean for spoilers lolol

[grave mesa]

Screw you (said in a very nice and kind way)

[grave mesa]

Ohh LMFAO

[sweet night]

“Child ur mom/dad and i love you but we’re gonna get a divorce sO ENJOY THAT BIRD LIFE CYA NERD”

[grave mesa]

Bruh imagine just fucking turning into a bird because your parents stopped loving each other 💀

Personally I wouldn't take that disrespect but that's just me

[queen socket]

pstt get some rare seeds from the traveling cart and turn the product into wine!!

[thorn kite]

The bird life 😎 😎 😎

[sweet night]

Elliot seems chiil but also gives wicked gaston vibes without the crazy simping

[grave mesa]

I DONT HAVE KEGS 😔

[queen socket]

Bro get one then 🤣

[lament path]

lol

[grave mesa]

HOW

[thorn kite]

Beach boy jesus

[grave mesa]

Wait is it kegs or casks for wine wtf

[queen socket]

Uhh i forgot i think u need farming level uh something

[thorn kite]

Kegs to make, cask to age

[queen socket]

Kegs

[warm shuttle]

both, casks age the wine

[grave mesa]

Ohhhhh omg

I thought casks were to make wine

[sweet night]

“like ur handsome and all but im out of ur leage bro “

[grave mesa]

Well that's convenient

[tame cradle]

how do I get a shitton of recipies

[grave mesa]

Watch the tv on Sundays/wednesdays

[tame cradle]

oh there's a particular day...

[grave mesa]

The Lady of Sauce or whatever

[queen socket]

By them from shops, watch tv

[grave mesa]

Yeah lolol

[tame cradle]

shops?

[queen socket]

Ye

[sweet night]

Queen of s a u c e

[tame cradle]

like Pierres or...

[sweet night]

whatever that means

[queen socket]

Robins

u know the mountain where the mines are? Yea so theres a house and like

inside the house this girl sells stuff

[sweet night]

Is it the green house near the bridge?

[queen socket]

Oh also farm buildings

nonono

go to the bridge

the carpenter shop thats its name

[thorn kite]

Spaghetti sauce

[lofty gazelle]

It just occured to me that when I hover over my character it says "Level 22 planter"

What does that mean

[thorn kite]

That you are a good planter

[queen socket]

thats a title u get for farming i think

[quiet token]

good plantin

keep it up

[grave mesa]

Brio

[thorn kite]

Trying to revive chat

[quiet token]

e

[thorn kite]

Eeeee

[steady flare]

I can help with that:

[thorn kite]

I have very VERY mixed feelings about that

[steady flare]

What would you rather see?

[thorn kite]

What else do you have?

[silent kayak]

i never thought ab this

[steady flare]

Not much.

[silent kayak]

id love to hear more ab it

oh mt god

YIKES

[thorn kite]

😭 😭 😭

[steady flare]

I also have other ones too.

[summer hamlet]

NAURRR

[grave mesa]

Bro how the hell do I put in mods 😭

[thorn kite]

Smapi or something

Im on switch so i have no idea

[cobalt hare]

There’s a channel that can help you with that

[grave mesa]

Wihch one

Oh

Nvm

[cobalt hare]

Yess

[summer hamlet]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started this helped a LOT

[grave mesa]

Bet thank you queen

[summer hamlet]

np!!

my advice would be to not use vortex (you probably dont know what that is, but i'd just avoid it)

[thorn kite]

Get the growing villagers mod for me

[sweet night]

also what’s a good place to repair first now that i just got the totally not watchmojo membership

[thorn kite]

Lol watchmojo

[sweet night]

The mart logo looks like the logo

[thorn kite]

Bus or the greenhouse

[sweet night]

icicic

the greenhouse is the ruins next to our farms yes?

[thorn kite]

Bus for skull cavern and greenhouse for crops

[thorn kite]

Yep

[sweet night]

icicic

[thorn kite]

Helsp you grow crops out of season

[lofty gazelle]

her how do you give the merchant a gift?

Im curious?

[thorn kite]

Mod probably

[lofty gazelle]

I think they said they played vanilla

idk maybe im stupid

[floral galleon]

Any fast way to get Snow Yam? Thats the only thing left for bridge repair bundle

[topaz chasm]

all you can do is dig it up with a hoe, best odds are to find those worms in the ground

[warped hamlet]

Legend fish sucks so much to catch

I even used my 1 seafoam pudding

[floral galleon]

Ty

[lament path]

aaaaa sturgeons

why am I fishing for them at lvl 4 not training rod

[sweet night]

What’s a good crop to farm for spring lmao

[warped hamlet]

Potatoes

[rare niche]

rhubarb if you have the ||desert|| unlocked

[warped hamlet]

Or strawberries we you get them from the event

[rare niche]

hello jack

[warped hamlet]

Hi Ben!!

[rare niche]

Jack

you cannot be 0.1

you must be solid number

[warped hamlet]

better!

[rare niche]

dammit jack

[proper bloom]

how to get the greenhouse

[warped hamlet]

Pantry bundle in cc

[mighty wyvern]

Damn jack types fast. I tried to answer and they got there before me. 💀

[warped hamlet]

I'm even on mobile

FUXK

[lament path]

yall type slower on mobile?

[warped hamlet]

I could of just restarded the day it was raining

[rare niche]

ayo

[warped hamlet]

Too catch fish again

[rare niche]

what u doin to the day

[warped hamlet]

Shus

Shush

[rare niche]

jack your name is so unorganized

compared to mine

[warped hamlet]

good

[rare niche]

kieran will not be happy about this

[warped hamlet]

key ran can live with it 😎

OH MY GOD

[rare niche]

🗿

[junior surge]

wh

[rare niche]

?

[warped hamlet]

Nevermind

[lament path]

I thought, you were the same person

[warped hamlet]

It does look like I tbf

[lament path]

even the same role 😭

[junior surge]

mhm

[summer hamlet]

wow i thought it was the same person this whole time

i was so confused LOL

[junior surge]

lmfao

[wet wadi]

truuuue

[junior surge]

i did too, but then i remembered i can resd

read

but not spell

[topaz chasm]

am i going crazy or am i seeing a ton of capybaras

[lofty gazelle]

Yeah why is this server obsessed with cappybarras?

[wet wadi]

these are the real questions that need answers

[wraith pond]

Is there a website where you can input your stardew file and it shows all the events that will happen?

[jovial lynx]

would love to have that

[vestal fractal]

you want either https://mouseypounds.github.io/stardew-checkup/ or https://mouseypounds.github.io/stardew-predictor/

[lofty gazelle]

Im lifting the ban on being nice to Harvey

that is all

[wraith pond]

thanks!

[lucid flame]

Hello, everyone! I'm coming to y'all with a question! The Android version was, like, $3-4, but the PC version is $14.99. Why is there such a substantial price difference between the two? I'm not complaining at all! I'm just wondering.

[silent kayak]

probably bc the android version hasnt been updated to the latest version, which contains a good amount of content

[lucid flame]

I see. Thank you!

[silent kayak]

no prob !

[queen merlin]

I think games on mobile are usually cheaper

So for competition maybe

[silent kayak]

that too lmao

[honest oyster]

OMG THE SERVER YASSS SLAYYY

also gm

[queen merlin]

Good morning

[short pebble]

gm

[upbeat sphinx]

so i just got the capsule does it really not have any use at all? do i trash it then?

[cyan merlin]

it’s kinda just a keepsake, not a functional item no

[queen merlin]

If you keep it outside for a few days, it will crack and then you have a small chance of seeing a shadowy figure move around town and some other places at night

[upbeat sphinx]

rip im just gonna stash it and

forget about it probably

[queen merlin]

Lol i would say leave it where you found it

[visual quail]

Good morniing

[upbeat sphinx]

i like how it looks b4 it break out

sup ur always here

[visual quail]

Just woke up haha

[upbeat sphinx]

its 3 am for me i guess that still count as morning

[visual quail]

Technically yea, but I call that night personally

3 in the morning sounds weird to me

[upper swift]

did someone say harvey

[crisp karma]

WHO WANTS ARBY'S

[tough oasis]

Hey! Is my second year, what crop is the best for summer?

[visual quail]

Hello! Blueberries and melons are nice! And ||starfruit|| of course

Also get hops if you have kegs!

[tough oasis]

Sorry from here what is the more profilable ( sorry my english sucks )

[potent monolith]

Good morning everyone

[vivid frigate]

Yo stardew anyone?

[vivid frigate]

You can get starfruit in y1 before desert

[visual quail]

No worries! Melons if you have jars, blueberries if you wanna sell them raw. You can do a bit of both it you want

[silver locust]

play coop stardew with me

[visual quail]

Variety is nice imo

[tough oasis]

Thanks!

[visual quail]

Morning

[copper trail]

Check ur chickens

one’s different now

[vivid frigate]

check slimes as well

[potent monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-bye-anime-meme-gif-22713470

[half rampart]

DAMN BRO💀

[potent monolith]

Epic gif fail part 3

[visual quail]

Rip haha

[potent monolith]

Indeed

[copper trail]

yah one of ur chickens is emo now and lays emo eggs

void eggs

[potent monolith]

Correction: hi bye

[copper trail]

And u can make void mayonnaise to sell

and void eggs are good for seb

he likes those since he is also emo

[warped hamlet]

okay ben is that ben ben or

oh its not

[rustic wing]

hi

[warped hamlet]

Welcome, hello!

[copper trail]

hii

[visual quail]

Welcome

[rustic wing]

hi

whata doing?

[visual quail]

Trying to get out of bed

[rustic wing]

lol

what time is it for u

[visual quail]

9.20 haha

So not even that early

[rustic wing]

k

[potent monolith]

Same

[potent monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bed-laying-lazy-dzekas-gif-20013760

Epic gif fail part 5

[rustic wing]

today i have to go to the dentist 😦 :(

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[tame cradle]

is it still worth it planting cranberries from the 7th of Fall?

[calm sandal]

it still considered early imo

[copper trail]

yeah make that bank

[tame cradle]

ok based

I already have a bunch but had a complicated situation with just having recently unlocked the nice-er sprinklers

[rustic wing]

[dim vector]

im leaving

[rustic wing]

why

[potent monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-gif-23774444

[rustic wing]

?

[potent monolith]

Epic gif fail part 6

[rustic wing]

ok

[visual quail]

Starting to get less epic

[rustic wing]

[tame cradle]

cringe?

[rustic wing]

[copper trail]

aww he loves us

[rustic wing]

yes

[visual quail]

Noice haha

[rustic wing]

ye

[visual quail]

Cork tapper helps!

Otherwise eating food with fishing buffs

[rustic wing]

i love this emoji

[visual quail]

It's one of the tackles you can craft/buy from willy

You need the iridium rod to equip them

[rustic wing]

[visual quail]

The trap bobber is really good for catching tough fish too

Yas

But they help a lot

[rustic wing]

[visual quail]

Maybe not spam the emote

Oh yea lava eel is such a pain aaa

Just getting it to bite is do tedious haha

[short inlet]

how do you add mods to the game btw?

[visual quail]

Yea the trap bobber is definitely gonna help there

[queen merlin]

Have to download a thing called SMAPI

[visual quail]

You need smapi, there's a guide on the wiki I believe

[queen merlin]

Ye

[visual quail]

Wonder if there's a command

!mods

[queen merlin]

And people on any of the mods related channels should help too

[visual quail]

Aw rip

[queen merlin]

!SMAPI

[novel thistle]

SMAPI (https://smapi.io/) is the mod loader for Stardew Valley. It loads mods into the game, provides APIs for mods to use, intercepts errors, and backs up your save files automatically.

[visual quail]

There we go!

[queen merlin]

Naice

[short inlet]

thank you!!

[queen merlin]

Not really?

[visual quail]

Some npcs love its mayo

You need it for a quest

[queen merlin]

Or the egg itself

[rustic wing]

whats smapi?

[queen merlin]

I thought you meant that by egg

[queen merlin]

It basically allows you to install mods

And manages them

[rustic wing]

ok

ok thx

[visual quail]

You'd think they would make more money than regular chickens, but unfortunately they don't

They make less xd No large eggs so no gold quality mayo

[queen merlin]

Void egg sells more than a small egg but less than a large egg

[visual quail]

Otherwise I'd have a coop full

[queen merlin]

Ig if there were large void eggs then that would counterbalance

[visual quail]

Yea

[narrow oak]

is stardew valley gay ?

[visual quail]

You can be gay in game, if that's what you mean

[narrow oak]

🗿why thumbnail of channel is LGTB

[visual quail]

It's pride month

[narrow oak]

🗿ha?

[calm sandal]

literally what they mean

its pride month

its rainbow month

[visual quail]

<@&239770080378880001>

[narrow oak]

🗿ok sorry

[visual quail]

Knew it was coming lmao

[calm sandal]

lets not making a scene.

[foggy turret]

@narrow oak Please show a little maturity and don't be rude.

[frank kayak]

and all marriageable villagers are bi

[cunning basalt]

man,,

[visual quail]

Thanks blueberry

[copper trail]

just message mod mail for this dont ping all junimos

[narrow oak]

ok sorry 🗿

[cunning basalt]

why are ppl like this :'((((((

[visual quail]

I usually do, you're allowed to do both tho

[copper trail]

ping junimos if it’s more major

[visual quail]

Could have turned into something major

[copper trail]

yeah your right

[red lodge]

Im able to marry other player in game if yes then what i need and how to get it?

[copper trail]

but ignoring and waiting for bouncer would of also worked

[queen merlin]

Travelling cart should sellr recipe for marriage ring

[frank kayak]

yes

[copper trail]

buy ring recipe from travelers cart

[queen merlin]

But the materials needed will take a lot of time if you just started

[frank kayak]

it's expensive

[red lodge]

Its rare?

[frank kayak]

no

[queen merlin]

Idts

[frank kayak]

recipe isn't

[red lodge]

Ok ty

[frank kayak]

if you have multiplayer there's 100% chance

[visual quail]

Exactly

[queen merlin]

[calm sandal]

just like how many ppl think iridium wine is good af

[queen merlin]

[frank kayak]

unless you want to make friends with Sebastian

[calm sandal]

aging wine making less profit than most of artisan stuffs.

[queen merlin]

Ah true

[calm sandal]

due to long period of processing

[visual quail]

Age cheese

[calm sandal]

despite their single unit is looking expensive

cheese is fine

[tiny spear]

Since it is Pride month, what do you guys think is the best romance option?

[muted remnant]

wdym? just like romancing a person or..?

[calm sandal]

im straight but i respect ppl opinion.

[upbeat sphinx]

does the qi coin streak thing still work?

[muted remnant]

stg the text that lewis says when i marry abby, ||"i pronounce you wife and well.. wife!"|| sounds so weird

[copper trail]

shane 4 ever

[raw vortex]

Shane and sebastion for males

Abigail and Leah for womens

[copper trail]

don’t fight me I’m busy watching Netflix

[muted remnant]

abigail for life but its ur own preference

[muted remnant]

best 2 women

[tiny spear]

For me it is Sebastian

[upper swift]

Sebastian is best spouse

[frank kayak]

you have to marry someone to 100% the game

[raw vortex]

I always end up romancing Shane man

[copper trail]

sameee

[muted remnant]

i only ever romanced sam EW and abigail

[raw vortex]

I stopped giving him beer as a gift though cause I feel like I'm enabling

[upper swift]

I was dating shane but realized how sloppy he was
married seb and no regrets

[tiny spear]

his addiction

[muted remnant]

what else do i give him tho

[raw vortex]

Pizza