#stardew-valley
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For the community center
wheres the merchants cart
Im at day 21 of summer 1
nice raine profile picture 
at cindersap forest to the left of marnie's ranch, she only comes on friday and sunday though.
ok
Oops just put 34 uncooked iron in the shipment and now its gone...
😬
oh no

happens to the best of us
Nice hunter pfp, the recent episode put me in so much pain and I now need therapy
theres a bug on it where you can put a chair on the other side of the log and use to glitch and go straight to the forest, kinda hilarious when i saw it the first time lol
i k n ow i cried at the end
it fills me with dishonor when i use that glitch in a normal playthrough
so i avoid it
i always play on forest farm and by the time i need to go there i always have an upgraded axe so it doesnt matter lol
if i plant something on the 1st and its listed growth time on the wiki is x days will it be ready on day x or day x + 1
Why would Dana do that
i dont know
day x + 1 i think
but im not sure
okay thanks
count the nights
well actually what day are parsnips ready
on day 1 of spring i think day 5
soo its x+1
like if you plant them on day 1 of spring
ye
Is parsnip even worth growing
negative
your first seeds, yes
early game yeah
but dont buy more
but once you get potatoes they're useless
i saw someone sell them on the first day and buy different seeds with the parsnip money
I mean I know I only did it for the mission
i just buy as many as i can on the first day and then invest in potatoes after selling parsnip
probably smart
I bought a lot of cauliflower
unless youre going for cc quality crops
I bought beans and regretted it
yeah i’m pretty new just starting to catch on a little bit
it's kind of a preference but i like growing them instead of selling the seeds
Probably not smart but cauliflower makes a lot
yeah i’m v new so i usually grow them my farm management is garbo tho
my year 1 i started potatoes day 1 and added some after fishing then had a lot of money for strawberries
kale is also good
Fish is my most income atm
use parsnips, then potatoes, then strawberries. that should be all of the plants you should plant in year 1 spring.
and fish all day until mines is available
this one is facts
fishing is really really good for money early game
and then try to go as deep as possible without dying or passing out
Does fortune from the tv effect fishing? cause my freind and i just got 6 iridium quality fish in a row and its a bad luck day
unlock elevators faster
if you have fishing level 3 or 4 save all your fish till 5 for that 25% extra cash
oo i never thought to do that
does breaking up with someone (while dating) show ex in the social tab? or only for divorced spouses
it affects how often you get treasure chests, other than that no.
if anyones interested in playing lmk i’d love to play and start a fat compound with someone
i think it shows ex in social tab ye
i know iridium fish has something to do with getting a perfect catch, at least. never got an iridium fish that wasnt perfect
pulling off fishing 10 on spring 11/12 feels nice though
perfect catches upgrade the rarity, so gold quality would become iridium
can I destroy all my strawberries on the last day of spring. they're in the way of what I'm doing
Only a perfect catch of a gold level fish or gold level caught with a quality bobber gets you a iridium fish
you can get an iridium fish without perfect with quality bobber, other than that no there's no way to get iridium fish without perfect catch
ive kept my iridium pike in a chest that thing was so annoying to get
ahhh that's right
i wanna try to get iridium quality legend, but then unless i am cracked at fishing ill need the quality bobber
f the iridium fish i’m tryna get the neptunes glaive
bro you haven't seen something like the sturgeon or maybe even the legend 💀
pike is easy but understandable for it to be hard early game
if you wanna go hardcore tho try catching all legend fish in iridium quality 😆
i caught a sturgeon on the first try but lost to some pike-
well i already failed that in my 2nd playthrough
Y’all don’t sell your iridium fish?
i sell most of them
simply be good
but i can still kind of salvage it with that one way you can get more legendary fish that i cant say in this channel because spoilers.
but a few rarer or more difficult ones i keep the first one i get
Oop I’m just money hungry in this game ngl
on a side note how can anyone be like... good good at fishing. there comes a point where its just luck right
what're you gonna use it for then??
hello hi
Damn bro why is a pig so expensive
them perfect reels go crazy
Hi, welcome.
The taps on the mouse is how I got good
if you planted & watered on spring 13 (day of festival) then you should get 2 harvests i believe with the last one on the 25th or 26th so destroy them then
you need bobbers, good fishing food and fishing level 10 then skill wont even matter at that point
i just like keeping mementos?? is that so wrong?
anyone wanna start a new farm?
i need to see someone get perfect on an actually difficult fish
im keeping my first iridium ore and prismatic shard too
like a legend
i did it to a squid
My brain goes brr when fishing
keep ur iridium ore, they are very powerful
like showing off your 20 iridium bars?
How do I get cloth. Can I buy it from someone or do I have to craft it?
Unless ur very lucky w rng its just not possible
build looms, put wool in them
craft it or ||kill mummies in skull cavern||
the fish moves way too fast for human reaction
spoiler.
no i mean im never turning the first one i got into a bar, im keeping it in a chest and eventually itll be on display
I dont have sheep and wont be getting them until year 2 probably
i mean i can consistently perfect reel flounders and shit but i only got gold at best on crimsonfish with iridium rod and that one tackle that increases the green slider size
craft how
yea cus flounders dont have that darty movement
you get looms unlocked once you reach level 7 in farming.
loom, wool, easy.
I cant buy it at all?
just reeled in an eel with a bamboo pole shit hurts
how do i get better fishing rods pls help i tried to look at willys shop but found nothing
unfortunately no
if you want iridium, its auto reset if you can't perfect the catch
level up fishing then you can buy them from willy
get better fishing level and he'll sell better rods
fishing lvl 2 and 6

i hate fishing so much
so do I
fishing is kinda zen for me, besides the occasional difficult fish
mainly cause Im too lazy to go out of my farm to do it and always forget I even have a rod
it's fun after u get used to it
i hate mining so much
i love fishing so much
fishing lovers rise up.
fishing is so fun
Where are my fishermen at?
raises hand
how do i get iridium quality crops
Oh yeah its fun, but its like the bat cave: You forget its there sometimes and only remember at the worst possible moment
well you have crawdaunt on you pfp so that explains it a lot lol
is that even possible
im just bad at it so i dont like it
I love fishing better than mining ngl
Late game item
endgame fertilizer i am not allowed to say here because No discussion at all of content that occurs after Community Center/Joja Development
i never forget the bat cave or fishing
its tough when you have a bad rod, trust me by the time you hit level 6 and get an iridium rod and proper tackle it gets way easier
-_-
i check the bat cave every few days
i see
Imagine checking the cave
i check it every like 5 days for CC
wait so theres hope
early game that is
the more u fish the easier it gets. the fishing bar size increases w fishing lvl
the aquarium in town hall is lackin
get seafoam pudding and you're fine lol
im at fishing level 9 and havent bothered getting an iridium rod i stick with my fiberglass
also free real estate, you can put stuff on the cave late game when you don't need the fruits anymore
food that gives +4 fishing
😳
get that and if you're fishing level 10 the legend is gonna feel easy
don't bother unless you need bobber
iridium rod only provides you with a space for bobbers
its basically the same without the attachments
also how do i use the bait on xbox
rods don't increase your fishing level, food does
the tackles r nice
so you don't have to stick to iridium rod
get it when you think you can afford it, if you think you can use your money on better things stick with the fiberglass
it's 10,000g
what's the equivalent of right click on xbox?
and tackles can be worn out
i think i got iridium rod spring y1 on my first save
it's 7500 actually
why tho..
literally the first thing i did upon getting the bamboo pole was fish all day every day
maybe you just really like fish
I mean, its the best way to minmax money
or you really liked dick and wanna impress him
good question
anyone wanna start a compound?
day 2 is always fish all day until 2 am
hmmm, i always thought it's 10k, probably never paid attnetion when i bought it
when min/maxing
dick 💀
CA was gonna call willy dick but he decided to change his name
shouldnt take an hour to send a message to play with ppl lmao
so i like calling him his original name
why did my chickens stop producing eggs
Sucks to suck
unfortunately willy is actually dick 
too rich to pay attention lol
go dm ppl that have alrdy posted
change that emoji.
sucks to suck on deez nuts
^-^
you feeding them??
theres grass outside
if theres anything i forget to check its the tv
give them hay just to be safe
i usually buy it when i have around 150k so i can spend 10-20k on unimportant things
bro that's my top priority every morning to check the tb
you have 150k by the time you buy the iridium rod??
i usually buy it when i have like 30k or 40k
i only remember like a quarter of the time unless its harvest day
i also buy it when i don't know what to do with my money anymore
i spent those on crops and others
i feel like this channel is more of new players asking questions than discussions with new players
yes, around 150k where i can spend on unnecessary things
but only under the price of 20k
two harvest of strawberries on spring y1 and were chillin
its generally a chat for new players to talk and ask about stuff and whatever while avoiding spoilers
i just go ham with my money if i have 150k
would probably buy something that's 100k if i feel like it
i spend a lot of g on ores when i don't feel like farming copper
a
Its both
alright i feel you cause copper is cheap
if i am to spend 200k on furniture catalogue, i would have at least 800k at that point
we’re here to answer anybodys questions
i'd have like 400k or 300k
i honestly don't care much about saving if i want something ill buy it unless i have plans to buy something else or buying this thing would make me go broke
like completely broke
I hoard and save
I go all out finishing community bundle then save because im always occupied farming my artisan empire
What should I do to farm money during winter ?I don't have green house lol
in coop can both players marry different people?
what?
Wait you can multiplayer in this game
yes
i just joined to find someone who wants to start a new farm with me
This game is addictive
fish and mine, especially those items that can only be found in winter
true
Ty
I might play multiplayer when im home currently on a vacation
wdym
Duo mining strong
Oah
i played with my brother alot
Do you know how to get good weapons
ye
I reach level 20
but i think you can upgrade at the blacksmith
But it gave me a helmet for the museum 😐
blacksmith don't upgrade your weapons
Now ik whats the problem
I cant break big rocks
oh
I have to upgrade it ._.
the following tools can be upgraded by Clint, the creepy blacksmith. Hoe, Pickaxe, Axe, Watering- can, and trash can.
i need people to play with but this lfg cooldown is nuts
Now i know why i cant break big rocks🤣
at certain milestones in the mines, the adventurer's guild (building outside the mines to the right) will give you better weapons
i can play rn
In order to get better weapons, you will need to further progress down the mines, you get 1 chest per 10 floors, except 120 and 30
count me in
but you gotta spend cash money on them
3 fine?
Oh okay
yall down
big rocks at your farm require a steele pickaxe to break
im down
I bought the wooden sword
better to play with 4 people though
but the rewards are fixed unless remixed
shiii get one more dawg
i don't think new farmers would choose remixed
I cant find steel only metal
But 2 piece only metal
you smelt iron ores into iron bars. With 5 iron bars, you upgrade your copper tool to steele tool
yeah, so it's not a new weapon every 10 levels
same id be down with that
Im kind a broke rn because my berries died
i friended you
you get crystal dagger on 50 i think, and level 6 sword on 90
Oh okay
yeah, but besides the starting one and those I don't think there are other weapons given
You can also find some weapons as drops
i said you get a chest, i never said a new weapon every 10 levels.
are we gon go in a vc for the co-op thing or no?
yeah im wit it
yeah im tryna add @spring fulcrum
you get weapons from drops in the mines. you can get level 5 weapon through fishing.
ok
"In order to get better weapons, you will need to further progress down the mines, you get 1 chest per 10 floors". You may not have specifically said they weren't all weapons, but you intoned it.
Help I cant find the pants of the mayor
its at
you assumed that i intoned it. Are you looking for a debate here?
Those are not given in chests, the way you described.
Took me 30 minutes to find the freaking axe :/
barn lady
marnies
im trynna get one more to play
It's bold of you to assume my statement
is there anyone down
North or east?
I did not assume anything, you said going further down in the mines would get you more weapons, and that the chests would appear every 10 floors. This leads the reader to assume the chests all contain weapons. I'm not looking for a debate, stop acting like a child.
I did not assume anything that your sentence would not have lead other people to assume as well. Be clear.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.....
I thought marnie has a thing with lewis??
Love triangle???
chill out boomers
Pointless debate brah, move on
Lmfao
Now we cant trust AI they cheating too joke
Didn't know that everyone likes marnie
it's not even a debate brah dude just got confrontational
Hi guys
This isn't the sort of language we expect people to use in the server, if you have a disagreement over in-game facts then it's best to provide some information from an outside source to answer things rather than continuing a back-and-forth
@spring fulcrum anything yet?
By the way guys how many collection do i have to give to that museum guy to give me the rusty key
with you being rude. Very lovely.
What do you even mean?
Likewise, I'd rather you didn't continue going on like this
Oh yeah? How exactly was I being rude?
Lewis, I think someone wants to steal yo girl
I will do this first before finding the missing pants
60
anyone down to play rn? we have 3 people
thats exactly what tf i said
Ill beat that guy if i can
Backtalking is rude, and clearly they've found it rude. Please drop the argument, thanks
all for that rusty key
For the glory of Krobus
The only way i can get a new sprinkler
Idk what it called but its a water dispenser
Backtalking? I clarified for them, they said I was trying to start an argument, so I told them not to act childish. You obviously didn't see what was going on - you obviously don't have the required skills (the ability to scroll back in chat) to be a good admin. Quit.
it's 10k per iridium sprinkler sold by krobus, quite a rip off if you ask me
10k thats my whole wallet
i love u
Guess I'm quitting
Now quit picking apart people's posts and ruining a nice channel
an iridium sprinkler covers an area of 5x5 squares. and it's 10k....really not worth it unless you are rich
I wasn't picking apart their post. Someone asked how to get new weapons, and the information they gave was wrong.
just do diagonal normal sprinklers
o_o
but okay keep acting like I'm being rude, it's not like I was actually answering the person's question or anything
you can... turn sprinklers??
No
It's not that serious yo
it's probably best if we move on
you can till the land diagonally
lets not give him another thing to respond to
nah I got a timeout and told I was being rude... it's serious enough. An admin muting someone who hasn't broken the channel rules is an abuse of power.
Last question where can i buy a ring
what type of ring
adventurers guild
Marriage ring
you can craft rings, purchase rings at Adventure guild, and obtain rings through mines
merchant, 500g for a recipe
Where?
do i lose hearts if i dont greet haley were on 9 heartsf
It was a 60 second timeout while I told you to stop replying literally calm down. Drop it or you'll have a warning.
No i think
that ring is multiplayer only
ok thanks
merchant lady with a pig. You go south of your farm and she is on the opposite side of marnie's place
Oof
@spring fulcrum you gonna play with us or not?
yeah, why did you tell me to stop replying though? because I was saying things that "isn't the sort of language we expect people to use in the server". You gave me a time out over the words I used, you even said it yourself, but I wasn't breaking any channel rules using those words.
you don't need it if you play singleplayer
Not together
is deluxe coop and deluxe barn gonna be good enough for winter
is it possible to kill a townsperson
honestly give me a warning idc if the other admins are like you I'm kinda done here
Why?
stardew isn't cross platform
Excuse me what the hell
ill probably pass up but thanks
Do Beehives produce Honey during winter?
ok
No
thanks Syndarix
can xbox and pc play together or no?
In order to marry another farm hand whom you play co-op with, you need the ring. But if you plan to marry a npc, it's the mermaid pendant
nah
What if chrome book laptop?
its in the bee house description
wait do crops not exist during winter?
cause pc can enter an inv code
Rule 1 is to be respectful and polite, you're welcome to read it here: #old-rules
Other admins are generally less patient for people causing issues in gameplay channels.
not really no
I didn't really read that , thanks ^_^
do trees still produce sap
did you get the game from steam?
You can use winter seeds but otherwise no
Rip I won’t be able to dance w Leah because I forgot to talk to her
Ah ok where can i find this mermaid
you can grow mixed seeds that grows into foraging crops in winter and it wont wilt
No mobile i bought it
I wasn't being disrespectful or impolite. I still don't see where you're getting that from.
how tf do you earn money then
can pc and xbox play together
Fish and farm
there's a bearded guy at the beach, you need to fix the broken wooden bridge with 300 pieces of logs
Minind and fishing
he only appears on rainy days
Oh okay thats easy
stardew isn't cross platform
he said I was being rude because I replied to him with the same energy he came at me with, if that's disrespect then I guess I'm more disrespectful than a grave robber
Winter is supposed to be a pretty dead month tbh
well thats annoying
that sucks
Youve been plenty rude, man
do my trees stay or do I have to replant
you can only purchase it if you have 10 hearts with your date
Yes😭 my berries died
You can decorate and style your farm or try preparing for the next year
just respect the mods and move on
Man cant you take this to dm or so@ething its so annoying fr omg
They will stay
cause my farm is a maple syrup farm
You can just block me, and besides you're not even talking here so how's it annoying you?
Cry in just sold my cauliflower n made bank
I have by using pizza only xD
and I do not want to have to deal with the pain of setting that up again
You can get maple syrup during the winter so dw
are u dating shane......
sweet
I just got here trying ti get tips as new player
Leah>>>>
No i give everyone pizza
next question: How do I slaughter pigs?
There are more people lurking than youd have any idea. I engage sometimes but i like seeing people talk
Fish and buy a lot of potato’s
that's how u lose money....
beer is a cheaper option
Yes😅
pigs are not for bacon LOL
nooo thats gonna hurt your truffle oil sales
they spawn truffles
If someone's lurking though, it doesn't matter if what people are saying annoys them, since they're literally only here to watch people talk anyway
Some reject beer
what level fishing is recycling machine again
too bad for them
You cannot in vanilla game
I want bacon.
eat truffle oil
Damn, there goes my entire plan farm plan...
Btw if i play this game on laptop is it have to be steam
Or can i play it on google
I mean there's a mod for that but I wouldn't recommend it
laptop and chromebook are different things.
most play on steam, i don't know about other options. I play on steam on my macbook
Small rant, I hate the fact that I can't put dors in my own house
Pigs are worth much more Alive than ded
the bacon empire
u can build gates.
Chromebooks will not be able to run steam games
Do berries cartel
ok i just got cows and slept a few days\
do it in other peoples houses to assert dominance
where is the milk
I bought this game exclusively to be a stereotypical canadian
But is it available on google?
they should grow
google it lol
It’s available on steam
Wait
it is avaliable for mobile devices. It is not avaliable for browsers
what
theres a workaround since its based on linux but it would take a lot of effort, id rather not touch it lol
Please move on bro
Anyways I'm out
It’s not that deep
so much for 'warn me, i dont care' 
take a breather
if you bought it for mobile on a chromebook that doesnt have access to Google Play Store, you can not play it
u can play it on google play store chromebook also
go message bouncer if you want to contest it.
Imma try to download steam on my Chromebook
Im assuming its a school laptop so they cant really do that
you need to click on them with a pail
I obviously wasn't ignoring you, I was responding to literally every message you sent.
if you just got them, they are not adults. just keep feeding them or letting them be and after they grew to adults they will produce milk
no, that wont work.
i don't think it runs
And I don't want to contest it.
I TOUCHED IT FOR MY CHROMEBOOK AND IT WORKED GREAT
you ignored me telling you to stop replying. take it to modmail. this is gameplay chat.
yes it will
Steam does not work on a chromebook. Its not designed to handle that shit.
download Linux beta on chrome
It will work, but not well.
if they really wanna play stardew the easiest way is play it on mobile
can you get a pc ?
exactly
Linux beta okay
or a macbook
get it on a tablet, not on your chromebook
tell that to my stardew that works fine with minimal lag
Nope i bought a motorcycle 🤣
Chromebooks can’t run much from what I heard
No more money
chromebooks barely run chrome.
yes, chance of broken bones than a nice gaming device
if u don’t run anything else and put steam in offline ur fine
they have very small amounts of storage and almost no ram
Lmao i drive safely 🤣
Dude that’s just not true
youd have to dedicate it to exclusively stardew valley
others may not
Levono yoga 6 run stardew well
I can assure you it is
do i get the pail from that southern animal woman
oui, costs 1k iirc
you can install steam on a chromebook using the linux terminal by sudo install package but its a bother
If i got in an accident my death wish will be i wish i was reincarnated in the stardew as a farmer
so you can live in purgatory?
That has 1million money
or just play it on stadia
dude SDV is so fucked up are you sure? lmao.
that's too little. think big.
Sounds fun just give me a gun
I’m literally that uses chromebook for chrome and staedew
anyways, back to the murdering a villager aspect, how do I do that?
Staedew can run on a toaster let alone a chrome book
Ill be doing Doom in the purgatory and hell
you can't.
You can’t do that
give them awful gifts and drive them to suicidde
You also run it on linux which most people dont do, and very few chromebooks can even handle it
the closest to murdering a villager is to throw slimes at your spouse
the trifecta of answers. 2 "No thats bad" and 1 "Drive them to suicide"
theres a mod allowing you to beat them and even make pam a horse you can ride
My chromebook cant even play roblox so i have no hope for this game
lol
u just download deb file, install, then install all of the libraries needed with terminal then done
should i grind fishing for income in winter
Im just using my chromebook for school works(Coding)
Yes
if u love fishing
once I knew what to do it was pretty fast install
most chromebooks have such a small amount of ram that they basically barely start
Because they're not for gaming
there are some outliers but most people that own a chromebook own it for the exclusive purpose of using chrome
but it still gets the job done
why are u on it then
does multiplayer work? i haven't checked it out
u can't
i mean i spent 15 hours straight fishing in terraria once and almost maxed out fishing levels before fall y1 on my first save so... maybe a little
I don’t see why it wouldn’t
Perfect, how do I do that and whats the best way to profit off of it
Dark
you can hit villagers with the slingshot lol
I haven’t tried it
thats post CC content. pls delete it
it's spoiler tagged so it's fine
No, it wont
theres a time when multiplayer didn't work on mac though thats why im wondering
if u need any help feel free to ask me
unless you try the mobile version
don't be hopeful
no its not fine. anything that is post cc shouldnt be discussed here at all . read pins
Sure thx
dont waste your money on a chance
bruh it literally does tho I’m not trolling I was just playing it on mine
never buy a chromebook
oh I see, I thought spoiler tags were just required that makes sense
Lol I didn't buy this laptop i wom the school raffle
obviously don’t buy chromebook for staedew but if u already have one feel free
cause you get it for free lol
never buy a chromebook unless you just spent ALL YOUR MONEY ON A MOTORCYCLE
Won*
As I stated before. Most chromebooks are not even capable of booting linux. Yours is an outlier.
thats sick actually, still just general advice
yours is a pc disguised as a chromebook
i got a barn
Lmaooo well im jealous all my friend has motor so why not buy one
u ride on their motor
mine isnt a PC, although Im getting one soon
Best Buy always having sales
and u get a pc
got that deluxe rtx 3080 i9 rgb setup chromebook
Building your own pc work too
not far off of what Im going for lol
or sell your motor
No
I spent like 900 on my pc build
you don't need it
i7 with a 12gb 3080, just saving up the last few hundred $
you can buy used pcs for fairly cheap over things like facebook marketplace or craigslist or smth
My dad almost kick me out because i buy this motor
$900 is amazing, how did you get it so cheap?
what can a motor do? you feed it gas and it runs with the chance of accidents. A pc = a new world
Even tho its my own money and hard work😐
Some parts was on sale around the time I got it
he should have, because you could have bought a pc
Ill just find job its easy
nah, I havent owned a PC in a while. I figured Ill go really big rn and have a PC that will last me the next 10 years
how do i make wine
i bought my macbook in 2015, 7 years, this thing is still great
https://www.hp.com/us-en/shop/pdp/hp-chromebook-x360-11-g3-ee this is chromebook I use for reference
Pc parts are cheaper around cyber Monday, Black Friday, holidays
to play stardew
fair
i plan to drink 75% of the wine i make
the thing is literally designed to be closer to a laptop than a chromebook
My dad is that type of person where hw will not give you money if you didnt work for it
Like i have to wash dishes and clean the house to get money
also chrome books have google play store which can download star dew on
hw as in housework, homework or typo of "he"
yes that is generally how money tends to work
that would probably play better than Linux vm version but I haven’t tried that
also not true, some do not have that as a feature or option (although its quite rare to not see it nowadays)
i never got paid with any of those when i was a kid, i must have missed out on millions
I will lost my saves when i use other device?
also most games dont detect keyboard presses for it so its annoying af to play
Yeah and last month he pointed a gun at my head for shooting it outside
not not if you use cloud save
The game saves progress when the in-game day ends, i.e., when the farmer goes to bed, collapses from exhaustion, or collapses at 2am. All progress during a day is lost if the player quits the game without ending the day. In multiplayer, the game saves after all players click through the prompts at end of day and wake up in the morning.
it has guide to transfer
Scary father but his nice
Thx
why tf would he want you shooting it inside?
Lmao
damn that took a turn
your dad is an unsafe person, Id get away quickly
KKonaW
i find that metal
No i stole his gun and try shooting outside for COOL
have you considered, oh, idk, getting a job?
he should have whooped you ass
bruh
ah ok so you were an idiot. Still doesnt mean he can point a gun at your head.
maybe y’all should go to #town-square
Don't worry i didnt die from that🤣🤣
yes
He loves me
I noticed
That’s very concerning ngl
His just mad because my mom cheated
What’s zap sticks
the lightning magnets
ok pro tip if ur getting beat say “hit me harder uhhhh” to weird him out and then they stop beating
Btw guys im starting again
/hug
I will be doing potato farm
That will just make it worst lol
can we just go back to slaugtering pigs for bacon
the uh
damn
Im tryna figure out the american word for it
Nah berries as drug yes
they let you make batteries in sdv
Haley and that blue hair girl is step sisters?
irl they are used to protect your house from lightning and stuff
zap sticks
minecraft has them made out of copper
lightening rod
Lightning rod
biologically related sisters
Challenge zeus will holding a lightning rod
Ah ok
with missing parents on vacations
u can date all the bachelors/bachelorettes at the same time
but you can only marry to 1 at a time without mods
Ohh
they do get mad tho if u don’t have a rabbit foot
so how do I get lightning rods
don't spoil that
I think that was vague enough
the same thing that happens irl: divorce
foraging level 6
B
u get recipe
Do you know how to finish the first quest of that wizard
Ah divorce is a thing in this game
no idea, probably though
it is
theres a thing in the mayors house for it
just rlly pricy
very thick book
how to get rid of the trees in my farm faster
love is hard in the valley
explosives
thanks
What if i give someone what he hates
I have ignored the wizard entirely. He sent me a letter asking me to come to his house in the middle of the woods but I realized immediately it was just him tryna kill me
they usually say something like “ugh thanks😤”
That old blond girl is always mad
I trust nobody in the valley, its a small, isolated town in america. Nothing good can come from it
That wizard is weird
I will ignore him until I want to progress
iirc hes just how I get to the CC
Im not starting till at least winter y1
how do u know it's in america?
Brb im gonna play
the bus goes past a sign saying "Stardew Valley - 0.5 Miles"
Technically it’s in fictional country
but it’s based off America cuz of miles and the military is kinda similar
technically it could be britian but it doesnt rain enough for that and I havent been stabbed yet
English is a language in Europe too
It's not even on Earth. It's a fantasy setting, its own world.
They speak English or whatever translation you play with because it would be cumbersome to have them speaking other tongues with subtitles.
the imperial system is not
The map is complete diffrent then us
The country is named Ferngill, not USA 
pangea
the name drop of country name being ferngill republic
and its cousins pangea 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16, and todd
The other countries and places in world like gotoro empire
Yes, and they are at war with Gotoro Empire. It's in English using imperial measurements so it will be familiar to you.
it’s in weird earth variant
could be like a US territory thing, where its technically a different country but part of the same general ruling
huh
stardew fps perhaps
Yeah, and it could be Middle Earth or Mars, but it's not.
It's its own thing.
Well obviously its not mars
mars uses kilometers
although your right
middle earth is an option, would explain the dwarves and elves
and middle earth does use the imperial system
ish
maybe a far future middle earth then
So do non-English versions of the game, or so I've been told.
what are the best fall crops
Cranberries and pumpkins
okie dokie
is there a way to refine maple syrup so its more valuable or do I have to continue forcing it down the throat of the villagers
Maple syrup is maple syrup. It has no other forms.
darn
coulda made a fantastic maple candy business
actually woulda remained thematic during the winter
It's used in recipes, but not anything profitable.
Well its a good thing Im not tryna profit right now
my entire goal is the death of evelyn
even though its not a vanilla thing
but like, at some point her death is basically guaranteed in theory
It has another form in the country of Canada
shes pretty old, just gotta wait a few more years
a far better form too
The valley is stuck in a timeloop
Where no one can ever grow
ah that sucks
Everything stays the same
it’s like simpsons
Im surprised at how many ways exist to make people happy and stuff
like I can marry someone
even george can't die of old age
good.
hes why I want evelyn dead
huh
opening cutscene with good ol' gramps has a picture of her on his mantle
so clearly she killed him for the life insurance
gramps did hacks to die
therefore I believe shes a gold digger going after george's money
hes old and disabled, and have you seen their house?
hes got money for sure
why is my tilled soil dissapearing
i just realized something
raw leeks can be poisonous to dogs , evelyn often requests you to bring leeks for "george" and alex's dog is missing.
exactly
Wtf
help
shes literally evil
Why do I get oak resin from my trees and not maple syrup
you need to plant on it
holy shit.....
oh
LMFAO
it dissapears even when wanted
George litteraly loves leeks tho
its an oak tree. Oaks are leafy. Maples have visable branches. Pines are pointy and modelled improperly
i mean watered
you need to plant. A crop has to be physically planted in it
Dogs love chocolate but it isnt good for them
okie
and since when is his dog missing
george loves feeding leeks to dogs you mean
I can see it all the time
ooooooooooph that makes sense
u can
no you cant?
holy fuck guess who just made 50k in one day
unless, the dog you can adopt... is his
he’s in one of Alex’s heart events
nah thats a rental
hear me out right
shane is a furry, and we know he has way too much free time, so
That’s why the dog is hiding all the time
hence the pen upgrade
and the missing dog
I like how you dont even question the "shane is a furry" part
he doesn’t tho
he has a full time job
he parents goddaughter
helps around the ranch
I did in my head, just saying the dog is afraid of him as he’s a furry.
raises chickens
nah he totally has free time
WAIT. SHANE… SHANE DAWSON??
jojas a standard supermarket
therefore hes getting less than 40 hours a week worth of work
and he stays up late
he has less free time then all other villagers in stardew besides the shop keepers
thats what he wants you to think
ok but u can see what he does
he works all day then goes to the bar, maybe drinks on lake, and then goes to bed
like 32??
exactly
I think you need to slow down, this is a 13+ server
none of villagers have canon ages

Oh speaking of other topics, yall noticed how the armoured white slugs in the earlier mine levels have the same armour shell as the ones on the beach?
My bad as well. I got carried away
Ancient seeds are so ass to get man wtf 😭
I mean considering how useful and valuable they are
slugs? u mean the bugs ?
It makes sense
Hey btw, I got this ||card thing from mr qi quest||. What do I do with it?
I can't get anything I'm trying to get
But super rare stuff that I don't even know exist just flow into my inventory
you now have access to the || casino in the back of oasis in the desert ||
1st day of summer and the blue product has been planted
Wzzup
Oh was that where || that bouncer guy|| was before?
yep
Gotcha, ty
My heart beat is fast nother happened😐
looking to play through with a new player..give tips and help out with any questions that may be asked..i love the game and im looking forward to playing any of you that want to experience the game fresh with tips and advice.
dm me if interested
Oh crap he literally exploded
^
sus
Good news guys
So true fr 😣
11 heart
Better not be with clint smh
Its haley
Sorry for bugging you again, but is there a really efficient way to get coins? I wanna get the last rarecrow I need
Strawberries in spring make a lot of money
Drugs
Learned that today
Berries = drugs
never apologize for being a boss
planting the most efficient crop .
in summer plant starfruits, get the kegs going and turn them into wines. MASSIVE profit
Me planting each sampling
||Qi coins|| I mean
Aren't starfruits mega expensive
And it didnt grow
oh that. well do you know how to play blackjack?
Yes
Help my sampling is not growing
so... any tips going into winter?
doing blackjack imo is the better option out of the others
High or low stakes?
planning on grinding fishing, animals, and clearing my farm
go forage, craft winter seeds and plant them. fish/mine. upgrade tools
that depends on how you are doing financially
Is there a non-gambling method
winter seeds? what can grow besides snow yams and crocus??
to buy all the coins you need
Kk ty
100k for the rare crow
crystal fruit and another plant i dont remember the name
just see what it needs to craft, it can grow those
Do those seeds need to be watered?
all seeds need to be watered
Oh ok
Alr I’m broke now
will 90k schmakaroos last me the winter
Ye, I’ve only got one keg, and no idea how to make casks so I’m just doing Mayo, cheese, jam, and raw crops
for casks you need the final house upgrade ^^
:3
(:3_l_)_
Ahh just realized I prob wanna buy deluxe coop first cuz i need rabbit foot for one of the last cc bundles
Crap
Nvm pig is 16k so I can’t buy the deluxe coop either
Jeez I am tired of this lol
How to craft coffee
Coffee bean in keg I think
Where i can get coffee bean
Might be wrong tho
Summer crop from pierrre
real dumb quest but how do i upgrade my coop? i dont see the option at robin
Do you have a coop?
go through the buildings and eventually you'll come across "big coop" that's the upgrade
Buttons are under image choose left or right
I think it’s also weird that they’re not with the other buttons
oh i see
guys i need help with something
thanks for the help
Np
I'm in summer and i can't decide between Chili peppers or blueberries
which one has more profit???
blueberries
Blueberries
you should at least grow one pepper for the cc though
thanks a lot guys 
^ was just about to say that
Np
yeah makes sense-
Why not... Both?
If he’s y1 he might not have the energy or sprinklers to make a big profit
Oh true
Didn't read everything fully I just opened chat
Granted. I'm Y4 and I don't use sprinklers
Lol dw I do that sometimes as well
I just spend time watering the crops by hand
I'm not a massive farmer?? I will do giant batches on occasion tho
Fair
