stardew-valley

[kind obsidian]

I prefer

Haley

[rare breach]

oh

eugh

[kind obsidian]

LOL

but she’s a cutie

[rare breach]

mehhhhh kindaaaaa

shes on like the bottom of my fav list

my two favs are abigail and elliot

i love elliot

[kind obsidian]

Even Leah is higher???

[rare breach]

hm

[kind obsidian]

Ig she’s the easiest to get hearts but

[rare breach]

yeah i think ive spoken to her once tbh

ive spoken to haley ZERO TIMES

[kind obsidian]

LOL

I don’t like Elliot bc

His house is CRUSTY

I KNOW he ain’t cleaning the farm house

[rare breach]

oh my gosh

BUT HE IS SO SWEETTT

[kind obsidian]

Idc

[rare breach]

he loves all my little dumb gifts

[kind obsidian]

If he’s gonna be a househusband he needs to clean

And if he already doesn’t do that in his own home…

[sand leaf]

He's a writer. It's for the ambience

[rare breach]

elliot will not be reduced to a house wife

[quasi cairn]

ELLIOT? I love him

[rare breach]

see elliot is the best

[kind obsidian]

Sebastian is THE housewife tbh

Idk he’s just

[kind obsidian]

I had an ex like Elliot and I think I might just

Be biased 💀

[rare breach]

thats fair

[rare breach]

sebastian is at the bottom of my list

he is to close to abigail

i want him gONE

[kind obsidian]

Dude you’re a strange fella

[livid fog]

yp

yo

[kind obsidian]

LOL THATS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I HATE ABIGAIL

[rare breach]

did you know

[gloomy plank]

[rare breach]

if you let her low hearts after marrying her she will say he was probably the one

LIKE THATS SO RUDE

and thats why i hate him

[kind obsidian]

I think the fact all the single npcs have a subtle interest in one another is peak

It makes me jealous

[rare breach]

i agree

i dont like him being near her

SHE IS MY WIFE!!!

[sand laurel]

how can i farm animals?

[rare breach]

like how do you get them?

[sand laurel]

yeah

[kind obsidian]

Like- tbh the scene where Vincent tells us about Sam and penny?

UGH I DONT LIKE PENNY

[rare breach]

you need to go to robin and have her build a coup or barn and then go down from your farm to the girl with cows and buy them i cant remember her name but i think its marnie

[rare breach]

she is okay

[kind obsidian]

Ewwww icky

[rare breach]

i havent seen itttt

[ancient gate]

I prefer Maru or Abagail tbh.

[kind obsidian]

The scene where she literally pushes George

Then gets upset when you tell her off

That pmo

[hollow drift]

What's wrong with Sam and Penny

I like Haley and Harvey

[kind obsidian]

Idk about Maru bc of her dad.. he’s weird about her making friends and highkey pretends Sebastian doesn’t exist for a while

[hollow drift]

Maru's the favourite child lol :,)

[kind obsidian]

I more so don’t like penny rather than the ship

[hollow drift]

People ship Penny and Sam?

[kind obsidian]

Yeaa

[ancient gate]

I mean I also tend to go for smart doctor types when they’re in games so maybe I have a bias.

[hollow drift]

Didn't know that, I'd marry Penny, she's sweet

Why don't you like Penny lol

[kind obsidian]

LOL that’s fair

[kind obsidian]

This

[hollow drift]

Ohh

[ancient gate]

As far as the girls go. Maru, Abagail or Haley in that order. The other two are, okay but not my type.

[rare breach]

abigail is MINE

[hollow drift]

I think she was ||trying to move him to help him. While she could have asked, she was trying her best to help and be polite haha||

[kind obsidian]

Haley Haley Haley.. Abigail’s mom…

[hollow drift]

I like Haley, she's pretty and sweet as you get more hearts

[rare breach]

only the last one

[ancient gate]

She does have a really good romance tbf.

[hollow drift]

Yesyes

It's gonna be my first time marrying ever in Stardew and I'm choosing her

[kind obsidian]

Yeah true… I just.. penny STINKS GRRRR

can’t change my mind

[ancient gate]

I’d probably go as far as saying she might have the best romance in terms of story development.

[hollow drift]

Loll that's fair. To each their own

[kind obsidian]

REAL

out of the bachelors I’m biased to Seb and Alex

I guess I like them troubled 💀

[ancient gate]

With Leah being a close second in terms of story.

[hollow drift]

Ohh Leah's cool too

[hollow drift]

Shane lover too or nah?

[kind obsidian]

Eeeehhhhhh..

As a friend

[hollow drift]

Fair fair

[ancient gate]

If I had to pick who’s got the best male romance story. Probably Sebastian.

[kind obsidian]

I don’t like the alcoholism personally

[ancient gate]

Followed by Alex.

[hollow drift]

Hmm Ima try him on my switch save

[hollow drift]

Heard he's better to male farmers tho, that he's misogynistic

[kind obsidian]

I know he gets better but I know someone who really messed me up with the same issue

[hollow drift]

Ohh.. :(

[ancient gate]

A little. I think all of them have good romances, some are just better than others imo.

[kind obsidian]

Idk if he’s misogynistic or if he’s like.. just an idiot

[hollow drift]

Fair

[mild crescent]

he was raised by old ppl so maybe thats why

[hollow drift]

Mayhaps both hahhaa

Yes

[kind obsidian]

Exactlyyy

And his dad didn’t set a good example either

[ancient gate]

And Pierre is a bit at times too, tbf.

[kind obsidian]

Stinky Pierre

[mild crescent]

PIERRE >:(

smelly man

[hollow drift]

Ewww Pierre

Hahaha we all agree!

[ancient gate]

Pierre le Pew. Ripping me off for produce.

[mild crescent]

i like wizard better :>

[kind obsidian]

He better watch himself bc I’m gonna download Polyamory Sweet and the romance mods for his wife and Robin

[hollow drift]

Wizarddd

[ancient gate]

Mm, if I had to pick one’ve the moms. Robin 100%

[kind obsidian]

Why are all the husbands toxic 💀

[hollow drift]

I'd do Robin too

[hollow drift]

Genetic...? Lmaoo

[ionic spoke]

what is happening...lol

[hollow drift]

It just runs in the town

[hollow drift]

Gossip 🤭

[mild crescent]

lol

[ancient gate]

I mean, Robin’s husband is. Eeeh. Not my favorite

[kind obsidian]

DEMETRIUS

He dies first

[hollow drift]

Oh 😭

[ancient gate]

First time I met him my brain went. “I don’t like him much.”

[kind obsidian]

The Green Rain update just solidified the fact I HATE him

[hollow drift]

Wait why

Did he say something bad

[mild crescent]

i saw one of his dialogues for a gift on his birthday was "it's the aniversary of my birth" lol

[hollow drift]

Ew

[ancient gate]

Not his best dad\husband moment.

[hollow drift]

That's such a weird thing to say

[mild crescent]

he think hes shakespeare

[ionic spoke]

i feel like everyone in the town gossips a lot more than any of us could lol

[kind obsidian]

He leaves his family inside while they’re terrified and then instead of yk.. going inside to comfort them

[hollow drift]

Hahaha true

[kind obsidian]

He sends us

[hollow drift]

Ohh yeah

He's collecting his "samples"

[kind obsidian]

“Tell my wife I’m okay” DO IT YOURSELF???

[hollow drift]

No fr

[ancient gate]

Honestly, he kind of makes me think he might be undiagnosed spectrum. The more I think about it.

[hollow drift]

L husband

Oh wait

That makes sense lol

[mild crescent]

whenever i get his "don't tell robin i said that" dialogue i immediately run to robin lol

[mild crescent]

true lol

[hollow drift]

"ROBINNNN I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOUU"

[ancient gate]

And that’s from someone who is. xD

[kind obsidian]

He might be.. or he might just be a bad dude bc he lwk treats Robin and Seb poorly

[ancient gate]

That is also true.

[hollow drift]

Or both

[mild crescent]

seb deserve so much better

[hollow drift]

Agreed

[kind obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[hollow drift]

Embed fail, rip

[kind obsidian]

Not the tenor fail

[hollow drift]

Gotta be lvl 5 :,)

[mild crescent]

tenorrr 🥀

[ancient gate]

Alright I gotta adult. Was good talking, have good day ya’ll.

[kind obsidian]

OH

[hollow drift]

Keep yapping guys

[mild crescent]

rip and hope u survive

[kind obsidian]

Frfr

[hollow drift]

Have a good day! Good yap lol

[kind obsidian]

Have fun buddy

[ionic spoke]

have you guys played other games like stardew that was fun?

[ancient gate]

👋

[chilly valve]

is there a time limit on the sdv fair? if i display all my 9 items will it end ?

[kind obsidian]

He does and it pmo that his entire family lwk neglects him

[mild crescent]

nah it only end when you try to leave

[chilly valve]

ok thanks !!

[hollow drift]

Necesse is fun. Altho it's more like Terraria

[kind obsidian]

Abigail too

[hollow drift]

No, gotta talk to Lewis. Can stall as long as you want

Get the fair stardrop

[ionic spoke]

never heard of it weird- i saw a interesting one feilds of mistria i think

[kind obsidian]

Shiny mudkip I just realized

[kind obsidian]

It’s okay…. It’s bland rn tho

I’m waiting to get the serial killer SDV

[chilly valve]

what? i just talked to lewis

[hollow drift]

Fields of Mistria looks cute, but yea, Necesse is an indie game that's more like Terraria, except its not the side scroller

[kind obsidian]

And Haunted Chocolatier

[hollow drift]

Yes! :)

[hollow drift]

Ohhh I heard about that

[chilly valve]

wait i just talked to lewis after filling my stuff on the sdv fair, am i cooked

is it gonna end

[kind obsidian]

Grave Seasons

[hollow drift]

Like to get your stuff graded, I mean. I thought you were asking if it happened on its own for the stall grading

[last atlas]

time for day restart

[kind obsidian]

This slow mode is gonna make me cry 😔

[chilly valve]

no what

[hollow drift]

No

[blazing oyster]

No

[chilly valve]

ok good

[blazing oyster]

Leaving the area will end it

[last atlas]

its is not the end of the world until you pass out the day

[hollow drift]

I misinterpreted lol. To get your stall graded, gotta talk to him. Only ends if you leave

[chilly valve]

tf i got first place

[hollow drift]

Hell yeah

[chilly valve]

just put some random stuff in there pog

[kind obsidian]

All those fish

[blazing oyster]

Not that hard tbh

[chilly valve]

what’s the best way to get the tokens ?

[hollow drift]

Congrats!🎉

[kind obsidian]

Betting on green

[chilly valve]

nah i only put in 2 fish, the rest were gold star fruits and foragables and a diamond

[chilly valve]

oh ?

[hollow drift]

Personally, I fish

[blazing oyster]

If you like fishing, then the fishing booth

[chilly valve]

whatever fastest

[blazing oyster]

If you have a great aim like me, go for slingshot booth

[kind obsidian]

(I like gambling)

[hollow drift]

Slingshot and fish are both good

[hollow drift]

I gambled once

Won $300 at bingo irl

[blazing oyster]

Avoid the strength booth, it's not worth it

[kind obsidian]

Hell yea

[chilly valve]

i remember always betting 50% of my stars at the wheel every time

[hollow drift]

Yeah don't do that booth lol

[kind obsidian]

Strength booth is BUNS

[last atlas]

fishing is ok

it is not bad to fish really

[hollow drift]

Real

[blazing oyster]

I forgot what buns means 😭

[kind obsidian]

doodoo

[hollow drift]

Like really bad

[blazing oyster]

Oh

[hollow drift]

Yuh

[blazing oyster]

I think adulting is getting to me

[kind obsidian]

It’s getting me too

[blazing oyster]

I'm only 21 and I've been very forgetful ever since I turned teen 😭

[hollow drift]

You have lost the slang

[hollow drift]

Me rn

Except 19 😭

College is hard

[blazing oyster]

Oop 😭

[blazing oyster]

Can't relate, I just finished senior high then got a job

[hollow drift]

Ohhh fair, nice!

[last atlas]

me at 21 and at the edge of being a college fall out

[hollow drift]

Trying to go into psychology

[chilly valve]

the wheel is literally fastest lol

[hollow drift]

Oh nooo, I wish you luck 🙏

[blazing oyster]

Now I'm about to have my own small business so I'll quit my current job soon

[hollow drift]

Did you get the stardrop?

[hollow drift]

Oooohh congrats! What is it?

[chilly valve]

yuuuppp ofc

[blazing oyster]

Just a convenient store

And no, I ain't pulling a Pierre

[hollow drift]

I see I see

[hollow drift]

Yeah, you be good loll

[blazing oyster]

Only if you have the luck

[hollow drift]

I got 4 hearts with Haley, gotta help her open a jar

[chilly valve]

well it didn’t fail me on my last playthrough and i got 5k stars in like 10 seconds on this one so eassyyyy

[blazing oyster]

She's annoying

[hollow drift]

Ooooh look at you go B)

[blazing oyster]

Wow

[chilly valve]

[hollow drift]

It's okay, I shall marry her <33

[blazing oyster]

Well, someone has to sacrifice

[hollow drift]

Hahaha

[blazing oyster]

If you're wondering why I'm like this towards her, then I shall resend this

[hollow drift]

Ahhh

She does hang with Alex a lot

I shall steal her from him

[blazing oyster]

Me and Haley won't go along well if I'm ever in a room with her

[hollow drift]

That is fair

No judgement

[blazing oyster]

They have a similar dialogue if you have enough friendship points with them btw

[hollow drift]

Oh?

[blazing oyster]

"Hey, <<farmer's name>>. Can you do me a favor? If you see Haley/Alex, tell her/him I'm busy." (they say as they blush)

[hollow drift]

Whattt

Does that change if you marry one of them?

[blazing oyster]

Well, I've only seen those dialogues before you date them while they have 8 hearts

[hollow drift]

Ahh okay

[blazing oyster]

It's a hint that they've lost interest towards each other and started catching feelings towards the farmer

I do love Haley's character development

I just can't get past how rude she is on low friendship

Anyways

!leag

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !leag.

[hollow drift]

OH

Sorry, for some reason I thought you meant they said that and blushed cuz they liked each other, not the farmer lol

[blazing oyster]

It's like they're hinting that they want you to start dating them

[hollow drift]

I heard her's is really good

[hollow drift]

So fair lol

[hollow drift]

I see, I see!

[ionic spoke]

so...does all the single datables have a "crush" technically or is it just more grouped together?

[blazing oyster]

They blush while they say the part that they want to tell you they're busy because they want to be around you and not them

[chilly valve]

is all i can do with a treasure chest sell it ?

[blazing oyster]

What do you mean?

[hollow drift]

Gotcha, makes sense. I misinterpreted lol

[blazing oyster]

Also, you don't need both of them to have 8 hearts for this, just as long as they reach that amount of friendship points

[hollow drift]

You can make a ||pirate hat at the sewing machine|| with it, or sell it, it seems like, according to the wiki

[blazing oyster]

I personally keep them so I can use them as an aquarium decor

[hollow drift]

Ooooh that's fun

[keen plover]

[chilly valve]

ahh ok thanks ! SELLING

[hollow drift]

Yesyes lol

[keen plover]

5k is 5k

[ionic spoke]

like do all the singles / datables of stardew have a crush on a other datable before the farmer comes? like abby and seb or hailey and alex?

[blazing oyster]

They don't even give that much tbh

[keen plover]

more like everyone has an expected pair

[blazing oyster]

Well, I don't think so

[keen plover]

i personally base it on the flower dance

[blazing oyster]

I've never seen Leah and Elliott mentioned each other

[chilly valve]

our definitions of a lot of money is probably very different

[keen plover]

-# so if clint gets to dance with sandy, i will be hunting him down

[hollow drift]

Real

[blazing oyster]

Maybe because I earn way more money than selling a treasure chest could give you whenever I start getting them so

[blazing oyster]

He has his eyes on Maru

[chilly valve]

probably

[blazing oyster]

He has a very concerning dialogue towards Maru on luau

[ionic spoke]

should i get a fishpond thing?

[hollow drift]

I like the fish ponds

[keen plover]

what'd he say LMAO

i dont talk to him

but it's Emily

[blazing oyster]

Mind you, Harvey is one of the old bachelors while Maru is one of the youngest

Maru is probably 19-20 at best

While Harvey is like late 20s to early 30s

[keen plover]

i am confusion

coz i said clint

[ionic spoke]

idk what id put in the fish ponds tho-
also is it random to find the prismatic slime in the quest?

[blazing oyster]

Oh wait

I read Harvey for some reason

I don't have my glasses on 😭

[keen plover]

it's ok im licensed to diagnose u with dyslexia

[blazing oyster]

Well, I do have it

[keen plover]

[keen plover]

hell yeah

[hollow drift]

I recommend lava eel or legendary fish

And yes, prismatic slime is random for the quest

[digital delta]

He just wants her to avoid sunburn

[hollow drift]

He's a kind man, kind doctor

He cares about everyone

[blazing oyster]

Anyways, would probably not have a dance partner until the ||bus repair||

[ionic spoke]

annnnd i can get those anyway....

[hollow drift]

Yeah, you can get those. Any fish works, but lava eel and legendary fish are very nice for money

It's mostly preference

[blazing oyster]

Well, if that is his true motif, then he should've rephrased it

[keen plover]

that'd be top tier

watch me never repair it ever

[hollow drift]

[[fish_pond]]

I give up

Anyways, you can use the wiki to find out what fish give what items in the ponds

[blazing oyster]

He literally has feelings for Maru

[blazing oyster]

Some fishes are just roe

[hollow drift]

Yea

[keen plover]

[[Fish Pond]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Fish_Pond

[hollow drift]

The wiki tells you what fish give you what, and a percentage for them

[keen plover]

yum yum

[hollow drift]

Thanks 🙏

[blazing oyster]

My fav non legendary that only gives roe is sturgeon

[keen plover]

drinks out of fish pond

[hollow drift]

Good money for its roe?

[stone silo]

Is it a good idea to keep my mayonnaise machines in the coop and the cheese maker in the barn?

[hollow drift]

Yes

Less work

[stone silo]

Hopefully the animals inside don't get disturbed

[blazing oyster]

Less travel after harvest

[hollow drift]

They won't, it's okay!

[keen plover]

they wont tell you

[blazing oyster]

"You found a stardrop in the pond! It reminds you of <<favorite thing>>"

[rain grove]

Had 4 storms so far in fall but none with lightning, I need battery packs😭

[keen plover]

||-# toes||

[keen plover]

time to get ur luck up

[hollow drift]

Oh that is a big rip </3

[blazing oyster]

Yk what

ᛒᛟᛚ ᛟᚺᛖᛁᛚᚨ

Now you have less luck with curse of bad luck

[keen plover]

im sending this to my nearest pastor

[blazing oyster]

Why?

[keen plover]

mmmmm but real quick the fishes in those look yum

[blazing oyster]

What if you accidentally ate the legendary fish you have in your inventory?

[hollow drift]

I'd cry

[keen plover]

[rain grove]

Then you ate it, and there's nothing you can do

Luxury fish though

[keen plover]

nothing else to do with the other legendaries anyway

they'd make for a good meal

[rain grove]

Community center tank

[keen plover]

but i put snails in there :c

[blazing oyster]

Your pfp makes me wanna play fallout shelter again

But it's not for the weak

[rain grove]

Its ok, I prefer the actual games though

[lavish socket]

First we valley

[blazing oyster]

Yeah, fallout shelter is ass, too much grind but isn't even rewarding at all

[keen wigeon]

Heya!

[blazing oyster]

When the traveling merchant sold a precious pet to you on spring year 1 so you got an aquarium for it to swim around

I love squids in-game

[keen plover]

[blazing oyster]

They're just so cute

[blazing oyster]

KILL IT

[keen plover]

U CANT JUST GO FROM THEYRE SO CUTE TO KILL IT

[blazing oyster]

IT'S HIDEOUS

[keen plover]

[blazing oyster]

I hate Minecraft squids

[keen plover]

theyre squishy

[blazing oyster]

I'd love to own some as pets

As much as I love eating calamari, I can't really have it because it sometimes has squid allergies

I said sometimes because I don't always swell up after eating calamari

[keen plover]

mmmmmm calamari

[blazing oyster]

They're so good

[keen plover]

do u have an allergy that u brute force

[blazing oyster]

Idk

Also, I love eating tilapia irl too

They're so good trust

Especially with soy sauce as dip

[hollow drift]

Tilapia is yummyyy

Guys, does anyone recommend any stardew youtubers

I cant find anyone

[blazing oyster]

I don't watch any so

[hollow drift]

Fair

I'm watching some guy called WaffleGalaxy

[white rapids]

the classics are poxial and salmence

[hollow drift]

Oooh okay, I'll add em to the list

[white rapids]

both of them make like practically movie long content on stardew

[hollow drift]

Ooooh

I love that

[white rapids]

ive found myself accidentally falling asleep to them sometimes

[hollow drift]

Im watching a person play and its a playlist of 185 vids

[hollow drift]

So real

[white rapids]

i think i prefer poxial, i like his 'matches' against another youtube sharky, but im currently watching salmence's no energy perfection run which is fun

[hollow drift]

Oooh challenges :o

[stark crest]

😭 does anyone know how to get the mobile version of smapi to run Stardew Expanded?

[hollow drift]

Matches? Is he doing like a comp with the other ytber?

[hollow drift]

#1272025932932055121

[keen plover]

poxial is da goat

[hollow drift]

I shall check it out

[keen plover]

i fear ive used 80% of 1hr+ stardew playthroughs on youtube to fall asleep

[hollow drift]

That's fair, it's such a chill game, especially paired with a calming voice

[keen plover]

is discord trippin for anyone else

[hollow drift]

Nah

You good hahah

[keen plover]

[hollow drift]

Ripp

[white rapids]

yeah he has a trilogy against another youtuber sharky, like one of them is who can make the most money in two years etc, and also does collab ones like getting perfection in under two years

[hollow drift]

Oooh competitions, fun :o

[white rapids]

also a great way to get better at the game when i first started i was like wowowow so much stuff i didnt know

[hollow drift]

Ohh yeah, I like to say I'm knowledgeable, but then I learn allllll these new things and go "what?!"

[white rapids]

yeah definitely, in spoilers earlier we were talking about money making and i discovered something i cant believe i hadn't known before and was like wow i learn new things every day

[hollow drift]

Wait, tell me there

I'm curious

[ionic spoke]

lets goooooo i got the seed maker now-

[shut mason]

Is discord bugging?

[void bramble]

yes

[white rapids]

i’m gonna crash out at journey of the prairie king im so bad

[split lily]

Yes

[proud meadow]

When is it not

[ionic spoke]

ok....imma restart my day...at the festival the fortune teller said id get with penny and i just spent money to get star tokens but i didnt realize it was THAT much for only 1000

[proud meadow]

Thats why you dont buy them bro T-T

just do the wheel, bet on green, AND LET IT FUCKIN' RIDE

[ionic spoke]

i was doing that until i started losing....i shouldve got the rarecrow or the ticket thing first

[clear gate]

Yeah 😭

[shut mason]

Just blackmail lewis for 750 and then go to the wheel and only bet half

Just repeat until you reach I think 4000

[clear gate]

again

[chilly valve]

scout is better than fighter right ?

a crit hit every 2 hits sounds better than an overall 10% damage buff or am i crazy

[shut mason]

Depends on the weapon

If it's hammer and enchanced with emeralds than the damage buff is lwk better

[chilly valve]

i still don’t see how that could be better

it just looks like such an obvious choice to go scout

[ionic spoke]

i mean the fishing minigame gets the tokens pretty fast

[chilly valve]

how much more damage is a crit hit?

[shut mason]

Uh wait yeah sorry I'm wrong

[keen plover]

i think it depends on the weapon?

[shut mason]

Crits are actually better than dmg

[keen plover]

but what do i know i use the ||meowmere|| on purpose

[shut mason]

Base dmg ×3

[shut mason]

Did yk u can just ||forge|| that weapon skin on another better weapon?

[keen plover]

yess but i have a mod that gives it effects

mrehehehe

[shut mason]

Ohhhh

[keen plover]

so i have to keep it unforged

[chilly valve]

ok thanks !

yeah it’d be dumb to not choose 50% crit chance that’s busted

[slate rover]

do u guys play normal or expanded

[hollow drift]

Hey hey

I'm currently playing vanilla, but I'm going to try mods once I finish a vanilla playthrough B)

I think most people recommend vanilla first, then mods

[cunning stirrup]

So I have bizarra question.

I am Switch 1, verision 1.6 and Robin's shop is locking me out of the UI for building I can only "shop" supplies. I am not new, I have like 300+ hours into the game and this is the first I have seen this.

[slate rover]

i used to play vanilla back on xbox, now if i buy it on pc i think i'd straight hop on expanded

[keen plover]

very good decision

[white rapids]

i hate journey of the prairie king

im going to break my pc

[keen plover]

felt

it took me 8 months to get the fector's challenge achievement

[white rapids]

i actually think i just took an hour playing and got to like the 5th level

[hollow drift]

That's very fair, yes

[chilly valve]

oh my god i just realised scout isn’t an additive buff, its a multiplicative 50% crit buff 😭

i guess that would be too broken ugh

[ionic spoke]

letss goooo....somehow i was just gonna forget abt getting the stardrop and got 1st place on the thing so i got 2k tokens away

[kind obsidian]

Guys I have no idea where I’m supposed to send this but it has be shared

It’s a photo of my senior cat

My mom shaved him bald

[chilly valve]

u get 1k for winning

[hollow drift]

Heck yeah!!

[hollow drift]

HELP, send in #town-square or #images-and-memes

[wintry wren]

guys where do i do "exotic foraging?"

[ionic spoke]

oh well then i gambled for 2k

[olive bison]

Man is Stardew valley on Xbox dead I feel like there's no posts and no one messaging on mine I js wanted to try it out with someone

[wintry wren]

is there a reason to ever go back on the bus?

[chilly valve]

what are the best floors for copper ?

[wintry wren]

what's the best way to earn money in the summer? i need to buy a coop & barn

and animals....

[chilly valve]

blueberries

[wintry wren]

how long does it take to get money after shipping? i've never actually thought about it

also where do i do exotic foraging?

[keen plover]

u get it every night when u sleep

[keen plover]

there's no specific place

each item in the bundle u can get in specific ways

[wintry wren]

i see, tyy!!

[chilly valve]

u wanna put at least one of every thing u grow in the shipping thing

so it gets in ur dictionary thing

personally i save at least 5 of each plant and each fish in chests

[wintry wren]

that's true lol

[chilly valve]

u never know when u might need them

[wintry wren]

this is a good idea

[chilly valve]

holy shit i got a fairy two days in a row

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/she-was-a-fairy-she-is-a-fairy-fairy-grandpa-meme-gif-3734059020027068100

[normal marten]

I was foraging in cedarsap and Shane is walking on water

[keen plover]

that's not shane that's jesus

[normal marten]

lol

[wintry wren]

i need to organize my farm but how do i do that with regrowing crops

[jagged wraith]

Best to do this either during winter or just destroy what crops you need to

Or start of any season

[cinder wasp]

Hii, so I'm trying to start a multiplayer world on xbox to play with people online, but it's not giving me an invite code, any ideas? 😅

[keen plover]

what've u tried doing?

there should be a thing that says show invite code

[chilly valve]

artisan or agriculturist?

[cinder wasp]

So I've gone to co-op, made a new world with online play and ive loaded the world, it says im hosting a multiplayer world but that's it, the chat box isn't opening or anything, and I've tried just restarting to see if that's the issue

[wintry wren]

what level do i unlock a keg?

[chilly valve]

level 8 in farming iirc

dw just plant a ton

it levels up fast

chat do i go artisan or agriculturist?
artisan for the long term but im only gonna be making a ton of wine way later in endgame so should i just go agriculturist ???

[jagged wraith]

Artisan

[chilly valve]

can’t i change it later ?

[jagged wraith]

Yes

[chilly valve]

oh nvm then i’ll go agriculturist

[jagged wraith]

[wintry wren]

what in the world do i do with thunder eggs after i donate

[jagged wraith]

Not much use of them

Just sell tbh

[keen plover]

!junimo

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !junimo.

[jagged wraith]

Forbidden apple

[wintry wren]

those things are so cute carrying bundles around 🥹

[deep meadow]

They're even cuter when I sell them to the corp

[wintry wren]

oh!

[summer dragon]

On Xbox? Do you have the people you want to play with added as friends on your account?

[wintry wren]

i keep trying to go to clint to melt my damn copper 😂

[cinder wasp]

Yeah on xbox and no I don't, there's usually an invite code and I didnt think I needed to add them on xbox, unless that changed?

[wintry wren]

shane needs to stop being sassy w/ me 😒

[proud meadow]

So does the chance for double foragables also work on black berry bushes?

[wintry wren]

i would really love if my furnace took more copper 😫

[keen plover]

yuhhhh

[proud meadow]

So you're telling me. I have the chance of getting 960g from one bush

[hybrid mural]

Youll eventually marry shane

[wintry wren]

yeah then he BETTER stop being sassy 😫

[keen plover]

get shakin

[wintry wren]

who the hell is george

i forgot

[keen plover]

old man

[wintry wren]

ohhh

tyy!!

[keen plover]

is he asking for a leek lmao

[wintry wren]

OHHH

WEELCHAIR GUY

[keen plover]

y-yes,,

[wintry wren]

🌶️

also that sounds bad sorry george 🥲

[summer dragon]

Last time I played on Xbox the host needed to invite me to play together

[keen plover]

oh yess gotta rub it on his knee

rub rub rub

[proud meadow]

I didn't even count the extra 12 per berry with tiller profession

[summer dragon]

That was 4 years ago tbf, I am not sure if there is a different way now

[proud meadow]

Oh god

[main siren]

Whats yous talking about

[cinder wasp]

Ah okay, thanks!

[hybrid mural]

[proud meadow]

THATS 1,056

OMG

[hybrid mural]

Playing george dirty

[hybrid mural]

...

[wintry wren]

these sassy men are about to get a foot somewhere special!

[hybrid mural]

Who is the other one after shane

[keen plover]

what does this mean

[wintry wren]

george

but i guess he's just grumpy tbf

[mossy prawn]

Seb gave me soup

[hybrid mural]

Sassy men list

[hybrid mural]

He is bc his kneecap hurting, dont bully him

[proud meadow]

Can we do it to Haley as well

[wintry wren]

yes 😒

[proud meadow]

I dont like her

[wintry wren]

she's rude 😫

[proud meadow]

Exactly

[keen plover]

is the dwarf sassy

or a man

[proud meadow]

Neither. He's a woman (fr)

Lol

[main siren]

Shane is rude too

[hybrid mural]

Yo Haley is the best

[proud meadow]

No

She is not

[hybrid mural]

Whhat about Krobus

[wintry wren]

how do you get frozen tears and fire quartz?

[proud meadow]

Krobus is the best-est boy

[keen plover]

krobus is for the they/thems

[wintry wren]

also what does the notification "you've got new ideas to sleep on" mean?

[proud meadow]

40 to 80 for frozen tears. 80 to 120 for fire quartz

[proud meadow]

Leveled up a skill

[hybrid mural]

I dont like how accurate this is

But good morning

[keen plover]

GOOD MORNING

[proud meadow]

Also, if you do level up a skill, you wont get the exhaustion debuff (50% energy when you wake up) if you pass out

[keen plover]

oh wait

i was under the impression it's 3pm

it is actually 6am in my real world

[hollow drift]

Heyyy friends

[proud meadow]

Hello

[wintry wren]

oh good to know!

[proud meadow]

You still will get the slowness from exhaustion when you have it, but if you pass out you will have full energy instead of 50% like normal

Learnt that from experience... a lot.... of experience

[hybrid mural]

Have you been awake

[hybrid mural]

Good morning Lexi

[hollow drift]

hiiii

how are youu

[hybrid mural]

News to me thank you

[hybrid mural]

Half asleep half dead

[hollow drift]

fair hahah, wakey wakeyy

[wintry wren]

how much is the backpack i forgot

[hollow drift]

little one is... 2k or 2.5k, bigger one is 10k? i think?

[chilly valve]

what happens if I give this mermaid pendant to someone completely random?

[keen plover]

they'll say

nuh uh

[hollow drift]

loll

[chilly valve]

booooo

[hybrid mural]

"ew, no"

[hollow drift]

haley if you have low hearts:

[keen plover]

leowo would know

[wintry wren]

what does the 2 in the corner of my screen mean?

[keen plover]

“oh yes the girl who called my fit ugly, i want her”

[keen plover]

which corner

[wintry wren]

top left

[chilly valve]

TIME TO MARRY ABIGAIL

[wintry wren]

by the hotbar

[hollow drift]

me rn... 🫣

[hollow drift]

WOOOO

[keen plover]

what does it look like

[hollow drift]

do you have a screenshot?

[wintry wren]

sent it in #images-and-memes

it's a 3 now

[hollow drift]

i pinged you there

[wintry wren]

saw it, tyy!!

[tacit coral]

Hii

[indigo lark]

i was holding a cherry bomb and left clicked by accident and just blew up my only ||crystalarium|| 💀

[wintry wren]

hell yeah just mined retaining soil

[indigo lark]

never restarted a day so fast

[chilly valve]

i’m on fall 26 y1 and i have 53k money, i could either make a gold pickaxe and axe or spend it all for the bus repair, cant buy plants in winter soooooo, what should i do ???

[hollow drift]

</3

[hybrid mural]

Are you lexi

[tacit coral]

That is very unfortunate

[hollow drift]

what

[wintry wren]

i wish this game was pausable i need to get up

[hybrid mural]

Oh wait it was cookie that blew her farm up with mega bomb

[hollow drift]

yes lol

[hybrid mural]

[chilly valve]

uh, u can pause it 🥀

[hollow drift]

💀

[chilly valve]

chat save me

[wintry wren]

how im slow 💔

[hollow drift]

open the game menu to pause, or any screen lol

then time stops

[tacit coral]

Unless they accidentally set the game to coop mode when creating it

[wintry wren]

oh i didn't know that worked

[hollow drift]

yeah

[chilly valve]

uh, just open up ur inventory or open a chest or somet and time freezes

[tacit coral]

I’m pretty sure it just continues to run then

[wintry wren]

tyy guys!

[hollow drift]

pretty sure you can still pause in coop but only if youre the only one before the other joins?

[tacit coral]

Maybe, I’m not entirely sure, I don’t play with many people in Stardew

[hollow drift]

pickaxe or bus

[tacit coral]

I don’t have any friends who are big into it

[hollow drift]

ah

[chilly valve]

i can do both but i’m afraid that i’ll have barely any money for the winter or next year 2 spring

[hollow drift]

do you have greenhouse

[chilly valve]

ofc not i haven’t got it how am i supposed to do the artisan bundle and the animal bundle in y1 💀

[hollow drift]

if so, plant stuff there, otherwise dig up artifact spots for powdermelons to grow, or fish :)

mining is good too, you can sell the gems you get

[tacit coral]

How close are you to finishing the bus?

[hollow drift]

i personally like to get the bus during winter

[chilly valve]

35k

[hollow drift]

people have their ways... 😅 🫣

[hollow drift]

and you have 53k?

youre fine, finish bus lol

[chilly valve]

idk i was dumb and barely looked at the merchant

[tacit coral]

I’d finish the bus

[hollow drift]

sell fish and gems to get money for spring seeds

[chilly valve]

ok great thanks !

[hollow drift]

youll be a-okay

[chilly valve]

pog

poggers

[hollow drift]

heck yeah B)

[hollow drift]

lol thats fair

me sometimes </3

[chilly valve]

i cba to walk down there 😭

[hollow drift]

i always forget when she comes 😭

[chilly valve]

i remember just cba

even tho the merchant is broken

[hollow drift]

wait whats that

[chilly valve]

?

[hollow drift]

whats cba

im slow

[chilly valve]

💀💀💀

[hollow drift]

help

[chilly valve]

can’t be arsed

[hollow drift]

oh oh oh

[chilly valve]

son 😭

[hollow drift]

i have never heard that before lol

[chilly valve]

how do u not know that lol

must be very old

or very young

[hollow drift]

ive never heard it used

[chilly valve]

[hollow drift]

im 19 😭

[chilly valve]

HOW

[hollow drift]

first ive heard of that in text

[chilly valve]

cba is so common

wowza

[tacit coral]

I’m gonna be old af for a sec

Is it “can’t be asked”

V

[hollow drift]

lol oh boy

[chilly valve]

no 💀

[tacit coral]

Im 21 and dont know either

[chilly valve]

i can’t be arsed

like i can’t be bothered

yall are crazy

[hollow drift]

twin

must be a new term or somethin

im not on tiktok or anything lol

[chilly valve]

absolutely not

[hollow drift]

oh hm

[tacit coral]

I haven’t heard someone say arsed instead of asked

[keen plover]

its ok i didnt know what sybau meant until last week

[hollow drift]

oh thats so real, i struggled with that one for so long

[hollow drift]

same lol

[tacit coral]

I think I’m slow too, it’s not processing what it means for me

[keen plover]

thats how u smell a european

[inland ruin]

Maybe it's a regional thing? I've rarely heard that irl

[chilly valve]

this is not a thing

[hollow drift]

😭

[chilly valve]

yall are crazy

[hollow drift]

what

[keen plover]

its assed normally

u europeans and ur uhhhhhh

[hollow drift]

yeah, ive never heard it before

[tacit coral]

This is news to me

[keen plover]

healthcare and whatnot

[chilly valve]

assed or arsed both same thing

[hollow drift]

LOL

[inland ruin]

Yeah I've seen can't be assed or can't be fucked but not arsed

Unless it's like a teacher trying not to cuss

[tacit coral]

Why do I feel so old right now

[hollow drift]

ive never seen either LOL

[bitter storm]

How does one unlock the recipe for the pernament cooking thing

[chilly valve]

because u are ???

[inland ruin]

I'm 30 so like

[keen plover]

its shut ur btch ass up

[bitter storm]

i dont like having to craft the portable crafting every day

[keen plover]

oh em gee

[hollow drift]

permanent cooking thing?

[keen plover]

feels so wrong

[hollow drift]

kitchen?

upgrade your house with robin

[bitter storm]

okay

thats expensive :(\

[chilly valve]

then farm lmao

[tacit coral]

According to your bio you are also 21

[chilly valve]

u should be able to comfortably get it in fall y1

[hollow drift]

yeah, 10k and some amount of wood </3

youll get there :)

[chilly valve]

yes we’re both old 🥀

[tacit coral]

It’s the hardwood that sucks the most

[chilly valve]

already having back problems i think

[tacit coral]

I have knee problems

[hollow drift]

hardwood is TERRIBLE lol

[keen plover]

u can dip ur toes in alcohol now

[chilly valve]

eh the forest farm is op for hardwood

[hollow drift]

oh rip

[tacit coral]

As if my stomach would allow that

[hollow drift]

pause, what 😭

[chilly valve]

what

[keen plover]

isnt that what 21 gets u,,

[hollow drift]

not the toes

[tacit coral]

I’m on the standard rn

[keen plover]

[chilly valve]

oh lmao sucks to be from the US

[ionic spoke]

whats happening-

[hollow drift]

forest farm is great

[hollow drift]

yap

[keen plover]

WHO IS FROM THE US

[chilly valve]

i can have alcohol at 18 so uh, take the L i guess

[hollow drift]

me 🫣

[chilly valve]

isn’t it only the US that can be allowed alcohol at 21

[tacit coral]

Me unfortunately

[chilly valve]

in the uk it’s 18

[hollow drift]

yes

[chilly valve]

so uh

ez

[hollow drift]

o dangg

[keen plover]

im from the philippines

its also 18 here

[hollow drift]

its becuz of the brain and shit

[chilly valve]

pog

the US sucks

hella overrated

[bitter storm]

one can upgrade the fishing rod correct

[chilly valve]

yuh

[tacit coral]

We are weirdos

[keen plover]

hell yeah metric system and whatnot

[chilly valve]

u buy better rods from willy

[hollow drift]

frontal lobe doesnt finish developing until after 20 so they want your brain to be developed and stuff

[bitter storm]

how does one accomplis- oh alr

[keen plover]

is stardew in the US

[hollow drift]

your brain is always changing tho

[hollow drift]

no stardew's in stardew

[chilly valve]

and somehow americans are much dumber than the rest of the world

[keen plover]

but,,,

[proud meadow]

Guys I have a problem. I keep info dumping on streamers who are new to stardew cus I wanna help but then end up spoiling a lot

[tacit coral]

I’m about to pull an “erm actually 👆”

[keen plover]

where is stardew

[chilly valve]

the education system sucks too

🥀

[hollow drift]

yup lol

[chilly valve]

in our minds i guess

[proud meadow]

Um... ouch?

[keen plover]

not again

[chilly valve]

maybe we’re playing stardew from a mental ward

[hollow drift]

i know its not exactly 20, but the brain isnt developed all the way until your 20s or whatever. always changing tho fr

im trying to get my psych degree

[keen plover]

willy is my favourite american

[hollow drift]

i love willy!

[keen plover]

25

u got this

[tacit coral]

Yeah haha, there’s actually studies showing that it only slows down at 25 but never stops

[ionic spoke]

someones just yelling MARRY ABBY in the psych ward lol-

[chilly valve]

why does it say i’ve been playing stardew for 7 and a half hours i have NOT

[keen plover]

@chilly valve

[chilly valve]

THE ONLY CHOICE

[hollow drift]

ahh thank you!! i knew it was 20s but forgot when lol

[chilly valve]

YES

ME

[hollow drift]

my fellow psych friend lol

[proud meadow]

Are you sure about that

[tacit coral]

I’m going for Sam this play through

[keen plover]

shiiii psych ward stardew mod

im ready

[chilly valve]

YEESSSSSS PLS

[proud meadow]

Are you sure you haven't been playing for 7 hours

[hollow drift]

im doing haley rn

[keen plover]

pardon me

[proud meadow]

PHRASING BRO!!

[chilly valve]

YES

[keen plover]

right in front of us ?!

[tacit coral]

That’s a bit dirty

[chilly valve]

i’m doing abigail rn

[ionic spoke]

"sir...hes imagining a farm life...and marrying half the townsfolk then divorcing them...."

[proud meadow]

YO YO YO. NAHHH

[keen plover]

put him back in the psych ward

[hollow drift]

i was gonna try her, but someone told me seb so im doing that as well on my switch

abigail is gonna be next

[keen plover]

oh my goodness

[chilly valve]

NOOOO

[hollow drift]

😏

[chilly valve]

FUCK SEB

I HATE HIM

[hollow drift]

LOL

[hybrid mural]

Lexi

[chilly valve]

WHY WOULD U EVER TALK TO HIM

[hollow drift]

yes? 👀

[chilly valve]

WATCH THIS

[tacit coral]

I chose Shane first time I played cause I felt bad for him

[hollow drift]

uh oh

[hybrid mural]

What am i reading

[proud meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/saileen-saileen-buddy-void-pain-gif-20366243

To the void you go

[hollow drift]

heheheh

[keen plover]

what if u just marry seb and abby

[hollow drift]

"i can fix him" hahah

[keen plover]

problem solved

[chilly valve]

I HATE SEB DIEEEEEEEEE

[keen plover]

sam is alone

[hollow drift]

bet, marry both

[chilly valve]

DIE

[hybrid mural]

Poor sam

[tacit coral]

I was still in high school

[hollow drift]

oh my

[ionic spoke]

seb is mr steal your girl

[hollow drift]

o

[hybrid mural]

Eeveryone goes for the "i can fix him" guy

[keen plover]

even the dwarf,,

[proud meadow]

You haven't married her yet

Pathetic

[hollow drift]

LOL

[chilly valve]

IM IN FIRST YESR

[hollow drift]

frfr

[keen plover]

i never got seb’s appeal

[tacit coral]

Yet he’s still a mess once married

[chilly valve]

Y1 DAWG

[hollow drift]

indeed 😔

[keen plover]

i fw frogs, but the hair was not it

[proud meadow]

I did it spring 9th y2

[chilly valve]

our wedding is on the last day of the year how poetic

[hollow drift]

his hair is... somethin..

[keen plover]

looks like it’d poke his eye out

[chilly valve]

imagine not doing it y1

[proud meadow]

Wait how

[keen plover]

i hurt for him

as an empath

[hollow drift]

the power of empathy

[chilly valve]

well i proposed on the 25th, and the wedding is 3 days after u propose so it’s on the 28th

[ionic spoke]

hah....jokes on you...marriage is overrated...right caroline?

[hollow drift]

👀

[keen plover]

random question but how do u feel abt pierre

[proud meadow]

No, how did you get rain in winter. OF YEAR 1

[chilly valve]

NEVERMIND IM SO DUMB I MEAN FALL

[hollow drift]

LOL

[chilly valve]

END OF FALL WE ARE GETTING MARRIED

NOT WINTER

[hollow drift]

so silly

[chilly valve]

OOPS

[keen plover]

yes we all saw u struggle to get the bouqet and pendant

[tacit coral]

Last day of spring year 1 in my play through

[keen plover]

WAIT

[hollow drift]

dang bro you been on stardew for 7.3hrs

[chilly valve]

SHUUSHHHH WHEN

[chilly valve]

FALSE

[ionic spoke]

pierre is pierre...finally answer

[keen plover]

would u just sleep through winter to gift her

[hollow drift]

exciting! new to stardew? :o

[proud meadow]

I was like "how the hell did he get a rain totem in year one. Damn speedrun shit"

[chilly valve]

discord is BUGGIN

[chilly valve]

NUUU

[hollow drift]

discord has been bugging today fr

[tacit coral]

No just haven’t played in a while haha

[hollow drift]

ahh i see

[keen plover]

someones hacking the mainframe

[proud meadow]

FACTUAL

[tacit coral]

I’m trying to take my play through slower and not rush it

[hollow drift]

someone hacked canvas so i couldnt do my hw... again 💀

but its okay now 🙏

[earnest glade]

Isn't it finals week

[chilly valve]

i was thinking of naming all my animals and pets diseases like leukaemia and gonorrhoea but i changed my mind

[keen plover]

LMAO REALLY i was just on canvas earlier

[ionic spoke]

stardew therapy mod...group therapy abt how terrible their marriages are-

[earnest glade]

Lmao I named my animals after animals

[keen plover]

imagine hacking canvas

[hollow drift]

nah nah, not for me

[tacit coral]

I name my animals after dishes they make…

[hollow drift]

its just the middle of the term

[chilly valve]

IT WAS DOWN FOR EVERYONE LMAO

[earnest glade]

I see

[keen plover]

option to push someone to a divorce right? ahaha

[hollow drift]

so i only have 1 midterm paper

[hollow drift]

yeah they sent out like an email yesterday

[tacit coral]

My college is weird and doesn’t use canvas they use brightspace

[keen plover]

what were YOU doing on canvas you’ve been on stardew for 7 hours

[hollow drift]

SAME HAHAH

[hollow drift]

i hate canvas </3

[chilly valve]

i have uni work TOO yanno 🫪🫪🫪😡

NOT 7 HOURS

[ionic spoke]

yes bc why not

[hollow drift]

muahahah