#stardew-valley
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Cuz how he is towards strangers
I would want money for labor
No, specially when i did WAY MORE STUFF THAN HER
Oh for sure! I know people who act like Shane in the beginning of his arc, and bitterness is actually exhausting to be around
Nice
Congrats!! 
The moment I upgraded the house a third time he asked for a baby XD
Like he always came off to me as the type of person to over analyze a painting of a poo
She spends like 3 days building tho... like 12 hour days

Elliot 100% gives this vibe
I almost romanced Elliot
I wanna know if there’s a poly mod cuz I want Sebastian too 💔
Probably
Gotta look on curserforge
3 days, for the price shes having i would expect a whole month and intricate clay carving or something
You might try looking up messages that contain the word "poly" in #modded-stardew
Thanks!
The problem w the poly mods is that sometimes siblings end up together...
But she adds autofeeders...
?? Im just informing of a glitch that might happen
For barns and coops at highest upgrade
Its not like im endorsing it
The autofeeders she bought from joja? Rlly?
Joja is the autopetters...
You're free to do so
Cant wait to get the slingshot to shoot rocks at her
Oh
As you should
And Demetrius cuz of how he treats his own children but it's fine cuz hes hot
How he treats half of them and ignores the other
wait who else is there on the list?
Ohhh this explains your beef with Robin even more
What about Pierre? Beef with him or nah? I know it's common for people to have it
P*erre
I would join joja just bc of him but I'm not a corporate idiot so
Yep
Abigail pmo but i dont know enough about her to actually hate her so
chat i’m torn on two farms, standard and forest
the standard has a ton of space and i’m used to it and it’s very open for tons of decorations late game
but the forest farm is new as i’ve never done it before, looks more cosy and more useful cause it has infinite hardwood spawns and lots of foragables BUT not nearly as much farm space at all compared to the standard and the lake in the middle annoys me
help pls 
Doesnt forest have monsters?
no
Ohh nvm
i didnt knwo there are map differences meow always only took monster farm casue i like spooky

i always looked at a guide and there’s a set route u can do to always win
You just gotta get gud
Dont even start
Was a joke man srry
You guys play a game called Stardew Valley?
No i play "Village where the mayor sucks valley"
I just switched from the steam to xbox version and I;m getting like 50 achievements
what
u transferred saves ???
I feel so bad for penny but shes like
What?
nvm
Like shes just an uninteresting character overall
seb too
Talk about the devil

W Seb
Frl frl

What about Marnie?
Clint is like no 1 in my pmo list
More than Robin?
And haley
Like I hate him the most in the whole game
Hate hate hate
Loathing
Disgust
Shes like
Her
I guess
Shes fine
Shes sweet but you know
I feel like they should add different gift reactions for each heart level
Like why tf is shane going "omg how did you know this was my favorite" and then inmediately "go away"
i feel like the heart system is cool, but there should be a negative heart system for pissing off a character too much, the hearts turn black or something and it goes up to 10 like the red hearts but instead of nice events every few heart levels it’s evil events where you start hating each other more and the final black heart will be a 1v1 or something 
I need this for haley
i need this for seb
the final heart to get rid of him
Hate events? Black hearts that go from white to black as you get them to dislike you more?
Its not enough for me to get her pissed off
yeah !
I want to piss her off the whole village
just the reverse of the red heart events
Make her so mad she leaves
and if ur nice when u get black hearts it will just reverse back to red
LOL LITERALLY
But also like ofc I know it's his favorite gift bc I married him...
everyone loves every npc but is there anyone that loves clint ? 
Also would be cute if the game would go meta on the second and up saves
Like "I swear I seen you before" type of thing
Or like deja vu
Idea, at a certain point they start to reject any gifts from you, because why would you want to accept gifts from someone you hate, so in order to start to get them back on the red hearts, you gotta activate a certain heart event (like maybe having an option to leave a letter for the person)
At least one person surely
Clint? The incel stalker?
I do! I can’t wait for 1.7
He's NOT a stalker...
He’s not not a stalker
ooo yeah yeah like a special apology event where there are steps in how to do it
But I’m not much better, I’ve got most peoples schedules memorized
Are we forgetting the emily/clint heart events and the requests
impossible
no way
how frequent are the updates to the game anyways ?
like when is 1.7 predicted
Fair. I just know a lot of people, myself included, who get frustrated that she's like never running her shop 😭😭
Mhm! 
If someone loves clint please tell me so i can block tyyy <3
We don’t really have a date or know whenever they’ll be releasing a release date
ahhh i see i see
like how far spaced was 1.5 to 1.6 to 1.7 ?
He isn't one. The bush scene gets misinterpreted
the updates are not that frequent at all right ?
Ehhh not really? At least, from what I know of them
ooo?
About once a year
Do you need more tomatoes, why only one?
ahhh i see that’s not awful i guess
Bug fixes happen a bit more often
I couldn't get enough leeks.... 11/12 and its the 28th 😭
You have greenhouse? Grow some spring seeds
Gotta wait till next spring to do this quest
Can't, last day of quest </3
Community board non-repeaatable too 😭
oofffff
I knowww
starfruit sells more than ancient fruit right ?
but if i were to plant both of them in the greenhouse, would the cost of buying starfruit again and again give me more profit than just having to plant the ancient fruit once cause it regrows ?
which would give more overall ?
Have you checked everywhere for them on the 28th? Just in case?
Every place that they can spawn, yes. Bus stop, backwoods, and the mountains
I think garbage cans can sometimes have them
Do you have the artisan profession?
Yeahh, I'm tryna do those, no luck so far and only a few left
is that the wine one
whats up stardew valley discord people
Mhm!
Heyyy, how are ya?
then yes sure
hello hello!
(i dont have a better name lmao)
so starfruit is better only if i make it all into wine ??
burned out
Yuh
ahh but if i don’t make it all inti wine ancient fruit is better ?
here are the prices listed for artisan and non-artisan goods. If you want to go purely for the money, do star fruit. However, since I’m lazy and I dislike replanting, I go purely for ancient fruit
Yes
Aw burned out
RIPPP
ooooooo ok ok i see thanks !!!!!

Youre burning out too lexi?
yep, my day's just... studying / programming / stardew valley
Sounds like my bf except he plays co-op with me lmao
Awww
Thankfully he's on summer break with only one class 🙏
So he's recovering, for the most part
No problem! 
WHAT THAT WAS A WHOLE SEASON QUEST
Did you not plant the spring seed 
Yeah, but I accepted it the last couple days tho cuz I had claimed other community board quests
It didn't pop up till the end lol
I guess not, I only got lucky with 1 leek that had a double forage </3
11/12 😭
Yeah 💀
To miss it by one feels like the game is intentionally seeing you’re so close and going :) no leeks :)
Eh you don't need the leek quest
Literallyy, I am very sad 😔 But IT IS SUMMER... So now I can finally get pufferfish to finish cc
I just like to complete everything in the game lol
You get a free coffee machine that gives 1 coffee a day (woahhhh :catshock:)
WOOOOOOOOOOO congrats!!
Yea loll
Yeah Lexi you didnt need the leek quest
Yuh its okayy
But it wouldve been real nice to have completed it 
failure is not an option
Indeed it would
Hear me out…maybe the farmer is a datable npc and they choose us…
I tried that method when I got the quest but it only grew 1 leek with all of the wild spring seeds I planted
Samee 😔
Do they made mods? For this game
yeah
in this discord theres a whole channel for mods
i get my mods off of curseforge
Ouhh that's so cool thank you so much 🌸😁
of course!!
.
Yes, they do
Hey everyone, I got hooked after playing a co-op file to Year 2 Summer. Sadly, we don't play anymore. I'm currently playing my own files and trying different farm types. I'm on Switch only
Nice 
Hows solo farm going so far
Aww, rip the co-op. I'm glad you're enjoying your own saves tho, and I also play on switch
Wuna will play with you if you need someone to play with
Solo has been okay; I earned the mine carts in a save, thank Jesus
Yayyy, they're so great haha
Running at midnight is awful lol

Quickest way to make money other than farming and fishing?
Helo
Cranberries + blueberries for dehydrators
Fishing (smoked fish, actually)
Crops
Mining goods (like monster drops, gems, if you want)
Preserve jars (take a few days but earns good money)
Kegs (REALLY good money, takes a while)
Artisan goods are your best bet to make good money. There's not really a quick way to make money
If you want money immediately, sell stuff to Pierre or Willy versus the shipping bin
Otherwise crops, artisan goods, and smoked fish are your best bets for good money
Hii, how are ya?
Thank you!
I have a question how do download smapi because I download the fashion sense and the mirror is not showing?
They can help! :)
Ah ok thanks:)
I'm good
Glad to hear it!
Where are you from
The US
I'm from Indonesia nice to meet you
Cool cool, nice to meet you as well! New to sdv?
What 😭

Chicken chicken
They areee, which one is your fav
The blue one

The blue one is adorablee
Frfrrrr
i want a blue chickennn
||8 heart event with Shane||
Idk if that's technically spoilers
Once you do the event, you can buy the chicken from Marnie. You can reroll until a blue one pops up
Highkey this is so easy
he's easy to get to 8 hearts with quick
I think his birthday is spring 20 iirc, if it's near spring for you in game
[[Shane]]
I was right
yeah i'm in spring of year two right now
Ohh okok!
Just entered summer hahah
Nice!
Birthday gift is a good way to get a lot of hearts up frfr
It really is
True... but gifting him twice a week gives you an extra friendship bonus each week... so you'd probably get 8 before his birthday
What can I do with ||stardrop tea|| besides gifting it?
Ohh okay!
Consume it? Tbh I'm not sure
Hey i have this same pixel art on my desk
The kitty lol, adorable
She likes the heat that comes out of my pc 💀
wtf
She likes to be warm and cozy
i thought it was 3 hearts for flower dance
What is it?
4
Nuh, its 4
just barely got 3 with penny and thought i was good
Yeah. Easiest person to get 4 hearts with is Haley. Since her birthday is before the flower dance, and dandelions are a loved gift. One of the few reasons I choose haley as my spouse.
Oh my lord
Ohhh, she's such a sweetie
She's been my go-to ever since my 3rd playthrough. My first two playthroughs I wen abigail, and then leah. They're def more high maintenance in terms of gifting.
Ohh, I'm tryna do Seb rn
Never married before cuz I never played sdv long enough lol
yea imagine the look on my face when she said "oh... no thanks" when i thought i was barely right on time
a spice berry, a spaghetti, and a triple shot espresso is all my bear asked me for
The horror
I love everything about this. The pixel art. The cat. The cat stickers. The cat mousepad.
I've been playing since Dec 2019. I've played too much of SDV(both originally on switch and more on PC when I started playing on PC).
Ahh I see, nicee!
i dont need to care about my strawberries anymore on the 25th right
if i just harvested them that day
i think it would be the 29th so im guessing its fine to leave them alone now
all this watering takes up 90% of my energy lol
i finally got to see the dog that always hid in the doghouse
Dusty is cool.
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Dangg, you got this!!
Such a cutie
I think so. I know someone put out a graphic that suggested yes
The mousepad did get a upgrade though 💅
Omg I looove it! :o
Cuute
Yeah. Strawberries only regrow every 4 days, so if you harvest them on the 25th, it'll pass over to summer 1 before you can harvest them again, and by then the will be wilted.
I need some better pixel art designs tbh tho 
Ooou like what?
I found a junimo one
Omggg adorable
Oooo junimers
Yesssuh
Seb's taking his smoke break by the moutain lake
The Sebastian fans are pumping their fist in the air to that one
Hahah
Hes actually taking his smoke break on my desk 
I'm working on getting everyone's friendship up. Seb is one of the ones I have closer to 8 hearts. I forget if you can give the other bachelors/bachelorettes a bouquet after marrying someone.
It's possible
I'm tryna marry Seb rn
Glgl
I pressed the message to jump back to what this was referring to but it clicked on your profile instead and a see a KITTYYYYY
He's pretty chill to get friendship with. Though tbf at the point where I am rn, I have over 100 frozen tears so I can just give him one twice a week to get his frienship up.
Hes one of the easier ones imo, the only issue is he never wants to leave his room
Yeah. That's only an issue to before getting 2 hearts. I was trying to also get maru's friendship up the same day I saw sebastian's 6 heart cutscene, but I only have 1 heart with her, and she was locked in her room with penny, so I was outta luck there.
I have so many frozen tears too lol
Hermit fr
Hes just like me 🥀
He likes to go out to the beach when it's raining, but that's like, one of the only times he's not in his room all day.
He will also go to the saloon on weekends at night, pretty sure
Yeah. Friday he punks on Sam at the pool table.
Yeahhh, or his smoke breaks, or hangout with Sam lol
Yeeee my main pfp not for Nitro is a kitty (she is no longer with us tho 💔)
Got it got it
Poor sam will never win at pool against sebastian
Aww, poor kitty :(
Why cant i send pictures here?
He shall not win!!
Gotta be lvl 5
Keep yapping lol
Sorry to hear 
Level 5 
Also, one of these days I need to become a sellout so I can get the Joja achievement on steam
Oh okay what level am i? Hahaha
I cheesed that achievement tbh
</3
#governors-mansion You can check there!
What does that mean?
do /lvl
I did a exploit in multiplayer to duplicate expensive items
bought joja cola, then deleted the world
I wanna share a pic of shane mailing me a recipe lol i guess me and shane are friends now. I just gave him a beer yesterday on his birthday then his heart turned green. 😂
starting out
/lvl
Oh lmaoo
#governors-mansion in this channel
I am lvl 1 hahah
time to yap more
He gives you the strange bun recipe iirc. At level 3 friendship.
He is a strange bun
LOL yess

Cooking is probably one of the most tedious achievements to get. Not only do you have to remember to watch all the Queen of Sauce Episodes, but then you have to friend like, half the people in pelican town to get their family heirloom recipes.
Its the pepper poppers for me haha
Someday I want to do this for the achievement
But it hurts my corporate hating heart to think about it
Yeahhh, it's tough
I feel your pain
Can releate thats how i felt
I was shocked the first time i talked to shane, he told me to leave him alone. I feel embarrassed going home. 😭
Oh yeah, he's mean at first to everyone lol
He is like this at first
Don't take it personally
Shane is a stinky meanie head at first, he gets nicer though
He is going through a lot highkey
It's okay to miss episodes, there's a way of getting them all at once later
Working a meaningless job and raising Jas who isn't even his own kid
Poor guy
I havent talked to him after his heart turned green, im interested how he is to me now. Lol
I barely see bro talk to jas im ngl
That's never an excuse to be a prick to strangers imo
I mean yeah but, those people do realistically exist
Yeah, there is the cookbook later down the line. But idk when it became available, so I got the recipes from the TV first, and when I read the cookbook to double check if I had everything, it did nothing and went poof
Oh I agree, but he's basically hard exterior and softens over time
Yes true 💔
O woww, you're good at checking the tv and friending people then lol
He works and then drinks all day 
Bros lucky I need to befriend him for the plot
Gotta go through your villian arc to go through your good arc
Rip shane
Wild take
Befriending him for the blue chickens...
Hehehh, me fr
He has blue chickens thats all i need
Samesies
Gimme them chickahnsss
I just got access to blue chickens, but like, I already have enough things in my coop, so idk if I'll try and grind out for a blue chicken.
I married him so
#icanfixhim
You got this
Shane dont give me marriage material tbh, he gives me good friend vibes
May I steal this?
You may
He is not the most romantic person ever ngl. Idk he grew on me. I love his character arc
Tyty 
What’s the best way to make money in winter?
Fishing probably
I have 2 dinos, a brown chicken, a white chicken, a duck and a rabbit in my deluxe coop. And in my barn I have 3 pigs, a brown cow, a REDACTED and a goat. One of the things is post CC content, so I am remembering to redact it.
Mining, finishing, if u have greenhouse that too
If you dig up the green artifact spots, you can grow powdermelons btw
I’m about to unlock it
Just have the stupid animal products
Fishing is my go to starting money maker. Probably the best skill to grind early game.
I hated fishing when I first started the game, but once I got a hang of the minigame on switch, I became unstoppable at fishing. Plus it's always something to fall back on if you have no plans for anything else in the day.
Speaking of, I need to fish to make an ungodly amount of sashimi to give to pierre.
I just dont like to do the same thing over and over again tbh
I say as i LOVE idle games
insert FarCry3 rant about insanity
How should I organize my chests I got 12
So silly
Fishing, farming, enemy drops, gems, furnace smelting things, etc
Nooo dont encourage
Thats how lexi organize
Uhhhh, color coding them? 👉 👈
Tell that to Lexi
i personally color code my chests as well
its easier to remember whats inside of them
I hate to inform you but that is 18 chest, not 12
i want to talk about stardew huehue
Finally papaya is done with valo 
But you never even logged to stardew
but i end up digging through every single chest anyway cause i cant find crap
yeah i havent played in a while i burned out hard a few weeks ago
Yes i did
i started like 3 farms at once 
how else are we organizing our chests
i need a better idea than just color coding
I usually color code my chests but then i forgot Which one should I open
YEWS ME TOO
IM ABOUT TO START PUTTING SIGNS UP
That would definitely be more helpful lol
I think its possible my steam artwork is gonna get 100 likes before i start college next week 
Thats dedication at its finest
thats why i burned out 
🥀
Why would you color code 
The chest is fine as they are

tbh I find the colored chests to be ugly
That is not 12 chest 
no
Okok trust, I will show you my chests and ping
I don't have that many chests
Better be good
What, i need more than that 
Those aren't big chest. Why so many small chest when you can save room with big chest
^
Ok. I'm doing my joja run rq. I probably won't get done today, but I'll def be able to get it done within the next couple of days if I work diligently enough
so i can find stuff easier
I'm commited to the run. I bought a thing of joja wallpaper to throw in my house.
Next thing we know bro is gonna say things like:
"Life's better with Joja."
"Join us. Thrive."
nah we can't have a joja advertiser walking these streets
buying the wallpaper too is wild
https://tenor.com/view/stardew-stardewvalley-stardewtok-rcjuk-morris-gif-15417424335891605155 - what we do to JoJa Sympathizers

I bought the joja catalogue on my main file just to have it before I put them out of business in pelican town. Also I went the peaceful route instead of the uppercut route.
yeah no thanks i don't need corporate greed catalog lmao
I thought u could just buy it anytime while joja is there
that's hilarious
I think you can from JojaMart if you do it
I realized the alternative method is technically post CC
i'm almost done with the community center i'm like sooo close
it's just some things from the bulletin board
the enchanter and the dye bundle and it's two things from each
rabbit's foot, duck feather, red cabbage, and i think one more from wizard bundle
I see I see
The bulletin board is always the one I finish the last because I just don't like it, so I leave it for last.
might be a dumb question but does anyone know how to actually get a rabbit's foot?
Rabbits. With enough friendship
Traveling cart, rabbits, and if you have a cat and high friendship with it, it has a chance of dropping one when you pet it
yeah i have max friendship with my cat
Dunno how the rabbits get extra feet to give away, but I will not question the logic of it, cause rabbits feet are good friendship for everyone but penny.
Yes let's not ask questions we don't want the answer to 💀
so do they just drop from the rabbits by chance?
Yes
||technically they're called serpents, but that's me being pedantic||
Is turning on guarantee year 1 completable good?
It just makes sure you can get a red cabbage before year 2. That's all.
it'll make it so you can get a red cabbage before year 2
Oh yeah
It would allow you to work on other things sooner I think, so it's a matter of when you want to get things done
it's good if you're going the community center route
and if you care about quicker completion
Going from my full power world into this joja run hurts. I want my return scepter and very big supply of triple shot espresso back.
I'll just finish it on winter 28 of year 1 so I can have the cutscene on non-winter day
can i do dedicated server steamcmd setup without mods?
The cutscene doesn't really look great in winter imo
to be specific it makes sure the traveling cart can sell a red cabbage/red cabbage seed - you still have to remember to check them every friday and sunday XD
Heyy, doing good, you?
👀
or u can finish it before fall 28th haha
Im gud too
Hello! I'm eepy, you?
Ik, I try to do that every friday and Sunday
Im gud, you should sleep
I'd rather not because it'll be a bit too hectic for me and I'd burn out
Yes I plan to
that's fair
Good
It’s officially been a year in game with no prismatic shard. This is my worst run ever
I already burnt out because I got too many farm animals which I have to pet daily
Get farmhand to find you one
Once they get to max hearts you don’t have to pet em
So, on my quest board is a mission from shane, and while that isn't out of the ordinary, what is out of the ordinary is that he says he's gonna be reading Blue Tower, which is the book Elliot makes for his 8-heart event if you tell him you like mystery. This is a brand new save file, but my other file did go with mystery, so Blue Tower exist in that world, and shouldn't in this one.
Tl;dr Shane is reading a book from a different universe
And their produce takes too much inventory space
What
Meanwhile I got one within summer of year 1 on my last save
The prisma shard guy
Usually I get one before fall! I’ve just had really bad luck on this farm. Red cabbage wasn’t sold until winter
He probably already got Elliott to 8 hearts lmao
Bru
Idk who that is
I find it fascinating that grandpa will move his fingers every time he's about to say a line on the intro
I still find the ps part funny
The finger grabbing makes me laugh so hard 💀💀
YEAH SAME 😭
Like you already gave me the envelope, stop trying to grab it back
Does flounder have a specific fishing level requirement. I've been fishing at the beach since the break of dawn and it's now 5 and I still haven't caught a single flounder for shane's board quest.
[[Flounder]]
No requirement. 6am-8pm
Doesn't specify tiles either
If you have a flounder, maybe you can make bait out of it? I struggle to catch them too, I think theyre kinda rare?
Right after I complained, one showed up. Guess all it took was a little bellyaching and the game finally decided to give me one
It is usually the method ngl
i have come so far…guys is this one a W too
bro sold grandpa's soul
and some artisan good,fruits like strawberries
Ahh I see!
Rip grandpa (literally and figuratively)
absolutely lol
How do you age wine?
Casks in fully upgraded house basement
Ahh okok, thanks!
Hiiiii
Hii Ireland, how goes it
I’m doing alright how are you
Im gooood
Hiiiii everyone!!! Is there anything else I need to do for the racoon after the first bundle? Now he's jar eating maybe I'll find a wife lol
Now he's just saying*
Wait a week and they give you the next quest
Ooo okies thanks!
Youre welcome!
They give you a new quest exactly a week after you complete the current one
Okay cool, time to skip thru time then! Lol
Sleep right when you wake up loll
Yeah that's what I plan on doing after i collect hardwood
I need so much hardwood.. I only have 50 :(
Mahogany and tree fertilizer
I got 74 and I need the 200 for willys boat 😂🙃
I haven't been able to get any more mahogany seeds in ages I don't know if it's a glitch or what lol
Gotta do that too
Yeah I have, I collected a few from there and started my own farm but neither the stumps or the mahogany trees themselves have been dropping seeds lately
Slimes in the secret woods have a chance to drop mahogany seeds too btw
Oh cool I'll have to try that too
the stumps have a low chance to drop seeds when chopped
or shake the mah trees for a chance of seeds
Yessss pls
Time to shake some trees!
I don't know
getting kegs hella difficult gng

i hate this
your jokes are a bad time
crazy
i know right
why is oak resin so hard to obtain
Just plant a whole lotta oak trees and tappers.
I have 9 of each tree on the quarry and I use that area for all my tappers
I’ve got 20 oak and 10 pine
I honestly stopped having tapped trees once I had like, 400+ things of oak resin. I do not need that much oak resin, since the big shed can only fit so many kegs.
The only trees I have tapped are post CC, so I can't discuss them here.
Hi
I also have a bunch of pine tar despite me not getting animals with wool production until very recently. But the only reason I did was for completing the shipping page.
Pine tar is also good for fertilizer
Tbh I've never really used speed grow. I've only ever used pine tar for the loom
Real
I use speed grow outside my greenhouse because it’s pretty cheap. I don’t usually make looms
I don’t bother with rabbits or sheep typically.
I only made looms because cloth sells for more. And cloth has more uses than wool.
What do you use cloth for other than building mill, clothing, or selling?
I think the only use for wool is cloth, Emily's gift and cc
Ngl if i want cloth i just ||kill the mummies in skull cavern||
Gift
Yeah, but there are like, a ton of different clothes you can make. Like a beanie using cloth and a tree seed.
Rabbits foot is a nearly universal love
First day on my new savefile and it's already pretty great
I like making and collecting all the clothing. I have 2 big stone chest that are both nearly full of clothes I've found or made with stuff I had lying about. Although I don't use any of the hats because I carry my panning tool on my head, since it frees up a slot that way
Amazing
You can do that?? Been playing for years and didn’t know that
Dresser exists...
Me never even putting on anything other than the dino costume:
no it doesn't
The dresser was never real
It was all an illusion
The dresser was in your mind
It can store every clothes, hats, rings and boots
I literally have a mahogany dresser in my room in Stardew Valley
Concernedape, make achievement for crafting every piece of clothing, neow
That's gonna be hell to do
I forgot about that cause I've not shilled out the 30k for the furniture catalogue. I have every other catalogue but that one. Trash, Wallpapers & Flooring, Wizard's and Joja's.
Achievements are supposed to be hard
Yk Robin can sell dressers right?
Joja catalogue goes crazy
Don’t you come with one in most farms?
Make an achievement for collecting every gradient of slime
Since you want an ooky spooky achievement
I think only one farm comes with a dresser
I started on the beach farm. Which probably doesn't have it
Uh, i dont pay attention ngl, but i dont think so, its usually a table, fireplace, bed, and tv
I know for sure meadowlands has one
And it's the only one with a dresser
I never seen the dresser thats how much i dont care about the clothes
Huh, thought others did too. I don’t typically use them
Same
Nah, only the meadowlands
I've tried every farm and it's the only one with a dresser
I dont think i ever played on that farm too 💀 💀
Here, have a storage so you can forget about those clothes!
Im lacking on this game, maybe i need to put in 800 more hours
I mean, the chest exist 🥀
Also about robinnhaving them in stock. I'm trying to save money for ||the gold clock||, which is 10 million g, so I'm probably not going to get it until after I get it.
I make some clothes once I have access to cloth
Yeah, and it's hella expensive to make
I would like to see concerned ape add frog tanks, and they work the same way as the fish tanks
Why not add frogs into fish tank
Yk you can just put frogs in fish tanks
Well, frogs need air dont they? 💀
Jungle tanks already there though
I’m pretty sure the dresser has no storage limit

Yeah, late game
You can in fact put both frogs and fish in the same tank
Oh it is?
Man tf, im slacking hard, i need 800 more hours
What is actually considered late game
I guess after community center
Frogs can technically stay submerged for long periods of time
Yeah but like, not forever
I love them 🥀
I’m sure the fish tanks have air in them
How about a bird cage then
There’s an air bubble. Thats air
Idk if bird cages are in the game
👀
They cant be, surely
They're underwater
Pretty sure Emily’s ||parrot|| is the only reference of bird cages in
Whyyyy :( I just got out of timeout
Air bubble in the water
Gotta delete the pic, it's a late game thing
For real you got timed out? 
Nah
I am downloading pokopia
What did you doooo 
Nothin muahahah
Ripnyour stardew farm
I was just teasin

🥀
My farm will never die. I am expanding how many crops I am growing
I am getting fish ponds too
Its coming togetherrr
I got timed out for sending 1 singular emoji, every minute, like probably 10 times in a row 💀 but other people were also talking
Lava eel, blobfish, and Idk which legendary fish but a legendary fish
Uh oh, one sec
I didn’t realize how awesome fish ponds are. This is my first save utilizing them
I also never use fish ponds 
LMAO so silly
When you're a married gay man then your husband's female friend tried to hug you
Anyways, I hate that cow decal so much
Omg tea
I thought it's a free cow
Why do you hate it??
Why do you use it lol
Your farm looks like every single one of my farms except pathing cause im too lazy to put paths
I also don’t use paths lol
Ohhh I see I see
Well, it took me a few tickets to get it so I have to make it useful somehow
I also don’t use sprinklers unless they’re iridium
No there is 8, one in coop and one in barn
Fair enough
I thought it was a free cow so I speedrun getting a barn after seeing it in the prize machine
I also thought it was a free cow at first
Ohhhh
Could be a cool future prize machine reward
Thats so real, my bf did the same thing with me he told me to get a barn he was getting a cow, then he came home with that
I wanna punch Lewis because he put it there
We did not get a cow
I wish it was
I wanna punch Lewis because he annoys me
I wanna punch him because I got bamboozled
Real
I wanna punch lewis because everyone else is punching lewis
Hahahah
Cow decal is better than cow
Lets gooo
I think that’s like the opposite of the saying but you do you
I'm gonna start a riot against him and I'll become mayor by telling everyone in pelican town about his secret project and his secret relationship with Marnie
Super Smash Sisters?? 
What is his secret project
What I would give to become the mayor
Golden statue of himself
I provide everyone with every request, and almost single handedly fund the economy. It’s the least they could do
Ohhh what the heck lol, he is entitled
Honestlyyy
The funds of the town went to that statue
The good ending: you become mayor
The bad ending: lewis stays annoying
And he’s so mean to Marnie
100% how stardew is
He keeps her a dirty little secret :(
Ooooh...
I want them to become canon
"I know I can treaaaatt youuu betterrr, than he can~"
Real
The true ship we need
10/10
Is it possible for year 1 to dance with any of the bachelors?
This is true, some npcs are just a lot meaner then others when they have like no hearts
Probably, I think Haley is?
Yes, but challenging
Yeah, unlikely so dont stress
Like even pam is nicer at 0 hearts than shane is
How? Haha
Gifts + talking + birthday gifts
That shocked me lol
Just let me love the grumpy toxic manchild ok
During the flower dance? Yes
Say your peace
I can fix him
I got shane to a green heart, still no dance from him. 😂
Birthday before flower dance which means if you give her one of her loved gifts, you will gain 2 hearts from her during her birthday
I think it’s four hearts?
Yes
It is yes
Three
You got this
Gaining 2 hearts fast is a good advantage
I’m gonna be so real I don’t bother with the flower dance
if im playing on multiplayer, would my friend and I still be able to each date a bachelor? not marry since you can only have one at the farm ://
Flower dance is a cult thing right?
I might try to make Shane to 4 hearts fast in my new savefile
Fair, I never have lol
Yes
Most people in Stardew valley dont like salmon berries 😅
And how did flowers have connections to cults?
I'm working my way through my joja run the glitchy way, and I just found a way to get near unlimited items. This joja run is about to be over in the next 3 in game days. Then I can delete the file and never work for the sake of joja ever again.
Unsure about the married part
Fish berry sounds gross to me
Unfortunate
I usually just use them for early food because they’re abundant
Well yeah, it's not that good
I actually love salmon berries, they’re so good
I use them for early money
Demetrius also said its a ritual thing in the past. Relating to womens fertility?
I use em for money or mine food lol
Linus likes salmonberries cause he's a forager.
Rituals aren't always about cult...
Yesyes
They just don’t sell for much early game
Berry from salmon
Eww
And I’m always needing energy in the first spring
Frfr
Rituals like flower dance are like manifestations to make new generations
Yall can’t hate on em until you try them. They’re so good
Yeah im just into cult things these days cuz i just beat cult of the lamb. 😂
Fair, I do a taste test
Fire game
I wonder how many names ConcernedApe came up with for Sam to give his Cactus from the 'Free Cactis' guy.

Does help that I live where there’s lots of salmon berry bushes
You'll be bff with Abigail and Sebastian
Probably like, 23
One of the best games i played. 😄
Haven’t played it yet, but it’s on the list
Oh i havent seen their side of that 😄
It is very entertaining, I enjoy it
I feel like there is a lot more than that. At least from what I've paid attention to.
People might think I'm into cult due to my profile but I'm just so into Nordic mythology
It is good, cult of the lamb with the woolhaven dlc.
Highly recommend
Paying attention requires me to use braincells, that i dont have
I recognized that immediately. However I do struggle to read it lol
Ohh neat!
Both of them are so into doom and gloom
Fair. Braincells are a commodity.
Also cults don’t have to -inherently- be bad. They do however usually become bad because well. Humans

True
My dog when I have no food with me and I'm trying to call her:
My cat rn. We’re working on treatless recall
Im a little eepy, but idk if i wanna sleep just yet
Cat training is so different to dog training. But it’s fun to learn
Me rn
Alex
Alex is.
Hey Alexa
Alex is very
My stupid jock I love him
My malewife
REAL
^
Facts
he's for the gays
I love how sweet he is when you get him to high hearts
Mhmm mhmm
and I am a perfect target
Hahaha
I like how you playfully tease alex in his 5-heart and 8-heart cutscenes.
Real
I wouldnt know, i hate Alex
Oh? Why
EXACTLY
is it because he's mean if that's that its completely understandable
Is it because he's too much into going pro?
No its cause hes sexist
Pretty sure Alex belittles women?
Oh
Valid
And tries to make himself seem stronger than the male farmer
Yeah true....
Yea
"If you weren't a girl, I'd ask to play catch"
Exactly like who says that
I dont get it
It's because he's gay, he's into men
A sexist sdv villager
I hc my farmer to be a strong guy and when I heard his dialogue I wanted to shut him up back then
Yea I know
This is why WE all prefer Sebastian over every bachelor
I wish we could romance Linus.
I'm tryna marry seb rn

Yeah.. yeah! (I romanced both sebastian and alex in my save)
Linus tech tips my beloved
1.8 maybe.
I'm not saying every gay men are the same
Knowing the game it prolly wouldn't work well cuz he prefers to live outside
Currently romancing Sam

