#stardew-valley
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abigail better
IM STEALING THIS
Good as i think i saw a meme with him. Or you can say an eddit at how he is dancing with a pizza slice in his mouth.
yeah ..... he is really the aura farmer guy tbh
I'm not like this belive me😭
Erm
Good point. As i had never played the game
I know what kind of man/woman you are 
Also, based Gunther Library user
Tell me👩🦯
Seb was my first choice on my OG save.
2nd save was Elliot (because he's a poet and likes music)
Sam was 3rd save (because he loves music, has a band, and is besties with Seb)
I might take the old man with Sabastion lol
sabastion
That's one way to spell Sebastian
Spelling it at how i am saying it mate
okstop
why everyone draws him like he is wearing nothing under the sweater
Cause he isn't🤨🏃♀️
:|
I mean it could be a hoodie
just a sweatshirt something
not always a sweater
Yo guys I’m new to discord and I got back into stardew valley I’m currently playing on my gaming laptop and I’m looking for people to kick back chill and chop it up with while playing bcs I don’t know a lot of people and the people i do know don’t play games
and why not ? he doesnt wanna wear anything he probably didnt even wear shorts
my bad, i call them all sweaters
o.o
nuh uh, why on earth would he wear a shirt to the beach
Bro if he isn't, I will cry
if he wants to wear nothing
uhh tbh i have the beach bikinis mod
so it makes everything normal when npcs enter beach
He stands in the rain alone🧍♀️
uh
drenched
We saw it boy
There is no way there is something under his hoodie
must have been the wind
to remove his hoodie and let the rain to make him wet
What the? THe word wet is normal😭
Good luck
It can mean 2 different things
Thanks for the luck I guess
it was partially my mistake too
only a dirty minded person would think something else
the phrasing and stuff
It can but we don't use it in weird way
Still💁♀️
anyways I love stardew valley
I love haley
Well, if something happens it will. If someone is sensitive about it.
all my gifs getting stolen ......
-# ik
I stole some from you 
This one I wouldn't lol
nvm i feel even that could be reported
😭
Poor you they did a number on you
That got me
Okay which tool is good to upgrade to the max?
pickaxe
all of them
second comes axe
Pickaxe for efficiency
Pickaxe 
pickaxe first
and watering can if you dont like sprinklers
if not, then ignore the can
dont upgrade the .....slicy one....damn i forgot the name
Upgrading pick axe gets you more resources faster
Then pickaxe and then my sweet watering can
Pick axe, then axe, then watering can
Depends on your playstyle tbh. You can argue for most tools
is op autoclicker safe?
I know what you mean
schyte?
Tho I would argue if you have iron tools already that the next things should be fishing poles and better weapons
I like to mining part and the farming
scythe
you cant upgrade that one tho
u almost said shit but okay
ohhkk i never knew or upgraded
I don't think you can upgrade it
shit
yeh, you get a golden one and then an iridium one
but they are different items
you can have the 3 at once in your inventory
Same with the fishing rods
yes, just like the fishing rods
I have another questin, what is the max amount of children you can have in the game?
As far as i know it is two
yes its max two at a time ||though you can sacrifice them and have new ones afterwards ||
ohhhh
one way i guess
Good job, how long did it take to finish it
not too long, took me all last night and today and just overall slow progression when I went into ||skull cavern|| here and there the first few like the slimes and such were easy.. (reset some of the cave elavtor floors) but some of them were HELLA ANNOYING
At least you were ready I guess. If I was, I was gonna die a lot
gj!
Bro I've Been working on this
Oh fr? hell yeah!
I am back🕺
which were the hardest for you ?
prob the ones in ||skull cavern GAH DAMN PEPPER REXS MAN|| it was just finding the right floors with alot of different monsters, BUUTTTT.. ||monster musk|| clutched up
i see thx 
hey guys im having problems getting a sea urchin for the community centre in summer of year 3 ive checked the beach at least 6 times over different weeks and havent seen one any help?
have you been checking the right side of the beach?
you have ||dangerous mines|| unlocked?
no not yet
okay , they dont have any requirements to spawn on the right side of the beach , so ig you have to check it a few more days?
alr its just literally my last item and idk why i cant find it
i usually store mines
Wishing everyone a happy day today 
Is the “river” on the stardew valley wiki for where fish can be caught only for the river in town or is it for the cindersap one too
Ive always wondered, why isnt there a bronze star. theres silver gold and iridium
I mean copper but yk
i've wondered that too
How long did it take to do the ||pepper rexes|| 😭
Thats the one im struggling on js bc its so rare man
Too fucking long I dont even have an answer shit made me wanna rip my hair out
LMFAOOOOOO
Im on 9 bro 😭 pissing me off
but I got lucky, cause when I did have ||Monster musk|| on, quite a few did spawn in the area
Wth is dat
couldve been like 60g (regular), 75 (copper) 90g (gold), 120 (gold) and 150 (iridum) being a multiply higher than regular.
but honestly ca already has had enough on his plate
Id assume qualitys were before tool upgrades or smthn
||Monster musk|| is well.. a spray to draw out more monsters. very useful
also having 5 different qualtys in your inventory is clutter lmao
Where do you get it from?
Why cant i post anything in the multiplayer
LFG section
I had one but deleted it..or tried to
maybe a cool down idk
you need to be a certain level, I think cowpoke
I did one
But I cant post again after trying to delete old one
Id prefer if they didnt make it that way saying logic says, thats the first thing people will do when joining
but eh must be a reason
finally back from work
Its a crafting recipe. You know that special order board? Theres different quests on there, but the quest you'll need will be from the wizard. He'll ask of you to go seek a ||Prismatic slime, when slayed, it'll drop a prismatic jelly|| Return that to him, then the next day he'll ship the recipe to you.
I always forget you get the recipes through that board 
Ohhh BRO I HATE THAT QUEST TOOOOO I NEVER GET THE RAINBOW JELLY
prob prevent bloat
that would fill sm space in ur inv
and late game u process everything anyways
Mhm! ||Lil tip, what I did to find the pristmatic slime was elevator reset on floor 5, it spawned after a few resets||
Oooooo
Omg thank you sm
Ur a lifesaver
of course! keep me updated if u get the quest, and the slime 
linus casted 100 beans on me
Hi
Hey
I've seen people use a hoe and watering can that can do multiple spaces at once, how do I get that
Ykw. Fair. Should have thought about that lol
But what level exactly?
each level increases it more
yea
regigigas nooooo
i got one more item to upgrade. well two but thats a spoiler. i am working on the trash can rn
Why cant I gift her???
How can i share a photo?
Level 5 in the server or in #images-and-memes when you're not level 5
Okay thanks, can you help me on images-and-memes?
year 1 green rain can't gift npcs
For real?
Yeah
They're too stressrd or something
I think
There's an excuse the game gives you
Yeah that makes sense. I too would feel stressed if green rain was coming down from the sky
I see I see. I think I knew that, but that adds to why they're not accepting gifts
Hi guys, how are you? I don't know if this is the original server but anyway, this week I'm going to play stardew valley for the first time, can someone give me tips and tutorials on how to play please?
If you want general tips, u can always watch some in YouTube! There's a lot of tips thats been repeated so many times lol
most stuff is explained pretty nicely in the game so overall i dont think youll have that much trouble, but if you need any help everyone here is super kind and happy to answer questions
Ohh tysm ❤️
I was in need of a cozy game like stardey
You're in for a treat
It is cozy. It can be intense but only if you want it to be. If it’s your first time, the intro quests will do a good job of guiding you. I’d advise watching your energy level and the time, especially early on
who is concernedmonkey lol-
Its a monkey that is concered
what does stardrop tea do
gift it to someone you like
or use it as dye
😭 gave it to haley an suddenly she is 7 hearts
lol
done planting 201 strawberry seeds
Feel free to use the wiki at any point when you're stuck on something. It's helpful for stuff like fish locations or what gifts the villagers love and whatnot. Literally anything
Pick the standard farm. It's the recommended farm, although if you want to use another you can, it just may have some limitations
A monkey is not an ape, and an ape is not a monkey 
That is a lot oh wow
Thank you for clarifying i didn't know/j
Btw @lone pumice your shrimp react reminded me that, iirc, Tater Tot's first gift to me was a shrimp
If it wasn't the first, it was at least my first ever shrimp in game...
ConcernedMonkey is the author of the arcade game in stardew tho
what's better, cow or goat?
Cow
Oh really? I did not know
why cow?
-# just bought a lot of goats bruh-
Marry leah
They produce milk every day and they are cheap to buy
Goats produce milk every other day, so it's just slower production
Cow give milk everyday
Shrimp ™
Goat give milk every other day
To be fair, if you want/like goats better, then go for it
im gonna do a 5050
6 cows and 6 goats
Nice nice
cus some missions want goat cheese
Not gonna get pigs?
Oh wow all right
starfruit wine helps a lot in terms of money
True
Leah loves goat cheese too🫳
Aging it does too
dont have it yet xD
That's fair
Seb gave me soup
its poisoned

wait why would they eat soap tho?
oh soup
dammit
had to clean glasses for that
I have no idea
This got me
lol
NOO MOM
Is a year in Stardew just 4 febuaries?
Spring,summer,fall, winter a whole year in sdv
Hi brother
Mom left us
She'll be back
I wish bc im hungry
I can cook🏃♀️
I want a burger with a side of fires
Fires 😭
Fries
I knew what he meant😭
🍔🍟
is there any character retexture mods in nexusmod
🤷♂️
Hi
Hello
What happened to crackie
#modded-stardew can help finding you some!
Dms if you can
Sent
I knew what you meant, it was just funny 😭😭
This is cyber bullying
this post is for the sister wives, everyone turn your heads
Turned into a Minecraft character halfway down
He's X
is community center better than joja mart?
yes because joja ugly
joja blue
blue not good
simple
Better on your soul
Yes
Who's gonna tell em

i finally have iridium rod
yeah unless you also like yelling at little cute kittens and stealing a babies popsicle and you also kick a grammies crutch away on the sidewalk
then i recommend joja
i love killing children
hey chill
Erm
thats a bit of an overstep there
yeh
turned blue real quick
i just woke up
put them together
Bro, my game reset 10 days back imma cry
Okay give me a min
dont you take my job
Storage time
Stowage
Hi chat I just joined :3
Welcome
Hello snd welcome in
do crops have higher value based on seaosn
are fishponds even useful?
Crops have the same value all year round I believe.
I wish but they stay the same. What make the difference is the quality
I do fishpond for lava eel's spicy food, luck and sped buff
I thinj someone mentioned about legend fish pond is a huge cash opportunity
no, they just dont grow
at least outside
Different seasons have different crops
oh okay
Supply demand mod in stardew when
Nice real life reference

do you want to make everyone file bankrupcy?
Yes
what're the vibes today for yall
3
Welcome back
Not pierre
What floor is the bottom of the mines
He'll be even richer
120
120
from what
Great. 20 more floors of hell
At least 7
no one else has any money to buy anything
where are the other 8 
Also dont ask why im doing it without an upgraded pickaxe.
Idk
I just haven't yet
I did 1 to 120 pretty quickly with lvl 1 pickaxe
It's not super convenient but it works
That makes it really hard in the red levels.
If it's not hard already in the ice ones.
Only 4 hits per rock. Not bad
All the coins wpuld go to pierre
Which need to pay tax to to lewis
Then we rob Lewis? (Lol)
Doable, just gonna be a bit harder because of stamina spent
This
I did 90 to 100 without food so...
Idfk how.
Lewis can't tax me because it's my grandfather's house so if he tries anything he will be welcomed by my second amendment right.
Does anyone want to do a Co-op on Playstation?
I dont think console has co-op?
I could be wrong
There are people posting for console multiplayers so it should exist
How do I check my level
#governors-mansion /level


what do i do with this purple obelisk thingy at the wizards tower
Umm idk
im holding back tears
Why?

LOL
#images-and-memes show us here
Sadly, there are not attainable firearms in stardew. Which fits stardew well frankly.
I know. Lol
I’m actually surprised by the lack of firearm adding mods
It is what makes it a great game.
Like ngl this is the most rural ahh feeling game I’ve played without a single gun that does take place in a universe with modern tech and existing guns
New players vs actually accepting help when some is given
We got impoverished alcoholics who live in a trailer (we Stan Pam)
we will never know one day of peace
There is no crime in Pelican Town, thus guns aren't needed.
We got quite literally starving artist who lives in the woods
Illegally operated casino
Local? Trader who proudly announces that their goods are expensive bc they’re smuggled
1: ppl harass poor Linus
2: we got this whole mines situation…
there is literally a man who returns from war, have you not considered that guns ruined the vibe of what ConcernedApe wanted to have?
The guns are not needed
im too lazy but the purple alter above the wizard ykkkkyktky
I completely agree they wouldn’t fit.
I did think about Linus, yes. But I don't think that problem calls for a gun.
A couple fists and a big stick should make the trick.
No im not arguing for a gun-
If he ever catches those mommajammas throwing rocks again.
Ngl a slingshot would be the best solution I think
You unlock it after completing the community center or Joja Upgrades
I cant believe this is hte convo we are having in a stardew server 
Stardew should not have guns. I agree with that.
Talking about beating up Linus 💔💔😭😭
I do not believe they would fit the tone of the game.
What makes Stardew Valley an amazing game is that it isn't about effing life over, like most videogames are.
It's about taking care of things.
And having fun.
This comment
Krobus’s friends:
People are definitely communicative in Pelican Town.
So violence doesn't seem required to solve anything.
What did Cyn do
Even when Pam doesn't want to pay her tab at the bar, all she needed was a talk.
Cyn skinned Tessa and I will never forgive
Wow
Violence isn’t a good solution to conflict
No, but regrettably there's many people in real life that just won't understand. Lol
They should learn from Stardew's townsfolk.
Guns are a tool in a rural life.
okay and another question if i buy a big coop or a big barn can it displace my current coop and barn or do i have to remove the barn i have rn, kinda like swapping with big chests
It WILL displace the previous level of coop
In rural life they're a must because people might try to take your lands away.
Not like an AK 47 or a Glock. A shotgun with bird shot that can handle flying mobs in the caves east af? Peak.
It literally just expands the walls, so yes everything stays inside. It's literally just an expansion upgrade
Or barn
it upgrades an existing building, and you can move the building yes
oki
thanks
They also work for sick animals that you can't help and will just be suffering.
When you upgrade, you just select the current one to get upgraded
Wait I misread it
thanks thanks guys
Fuck
._. I was thinking dealing with large vermin.
Did you know you can hold big chest and right click the normal chest to replace it? I didn't
What you can
what
Coyote? Shoot it.
OH, when you said vermin I was thinking more like a rat or something.
Giant purple bat that’s somehow coated in iridium?
Shoot it
I know plagues get us angry but that seemed a bit exaggerated. Lmao
Shadow person? Shoot it, unless it’s chill.
coyotes are not even vermin 
Oh boy, Voxel.
Slime-
I mean
Do swords have a place???
Guns might be nice for the mines, and that's about it
Made from.. implied human remains?? bone katana, I’m looking at you
In a farm?
Yes you can i also realize you can do that
Please move on to a different topic that isn't guns and shooting living things.
I guess you can use it for cutting tall weed.
Which a game changer
Yea machetes are nice actually
I like frogs
Probably better than an actual sword but yes.
I think they're neat
I also like frogs.
Same.
go away
I don't get cruel people who torture frogs for fun.
Goodjobb, Stormy and groovy arent cool enough to realize 
Bro
I feel Stardew Valley is missing a couple things though, like onions.
And more complicated cooking.
Truuue
Yeah.
behold
That would make for a lot of fun.
Not those ones. Lol
Like regular white or red onions.
Yes but like the bigger onions
Its an onion aint it 
One time in middle school found a frog on a playground and a mob of smaller children ganged up on me and crushed it in front of me
There's also no avocado.
I was not expecting this
I punched that one and then sent myself to the office
True that would be fun
thats what mods are for
That sucks.
Small children are cruel af :(
@shut night will come in and correct us all that leeks and spring onions arent onions
I feel like
Not even children.
I never noticed but now i think about it you right. This would be so broken in $$$
Idk if I'm trippen
Imagine a life without avocado.
So anyway Stardew Valley amiright??
But does u having beat luck increase ur crops growth a day extra and if u have bad luck it doesn't progress at all?
You're absolutely right.
No. If you don't water them, they don't grow
No its purely dependant on if they are watered and in-season
Okay then thanks
And if bird dont steal them 
And fertilizer
Agriculture isn't luck, it's a certainty.
As long as you know the factors around it like seasons and watering.
Already handled that
We got a victim right here
Make sure you have scarecrows frfr
I legit somehow always start new saves and forget the trusty scarecrow. Im too busy using them as decoration
I didn't put any by my rice and they were stealing it until I noticed
Lmao
Okay
dude the moderator literally said to stop
A mod just asked to stop talking about guns and shooting living things
The mods said no to this as a topic btw
I didn't even see I just got on discord 😭😭
Save the patriotism for saving Super Earth
Bro put scarecrow everywhere except the crop lands 
I just wanna talk about Stardew but I haven't played lately so idk what to say 💔💔
Say less, more stardew 
Lol true
I haven't played in like a year but it's my favorite videogame so I always got stuff to say.
Tator tot
Good point... but I was gonna watch tv and pop bloons...
True I haven't seen her in days
Hash brown is the name I've given this cat and I wish it was in the game cuz we need Hash Brown
See, says hash brown
I think he's been away for 6 or 7 days
They could make this a wall decal in the Joja catalog
100%
Better be in 1.7 or im rioting
I cannot correct you on something I know nothing about 😌
than who was it????
Can you confirm that Hash Brown will be making an appearance in 1.7
I will join you in the riots
The mysterious Spring Onion corrector
is hash brown a person in this context
How am I gonna make guac without onions and avocado?
Btw updating from Stardew valley 1.6 to 1.7 is the biggest 67 reference ConcernedApe has said☝️
The cat in the hash brown art is named Hash Brown according to Madgroovy
What else would it be named
I wish I could unread this
Literally says hash brown on its bag
I don't have any ideas
Could be named JojaMart
someone lied to me in this server about leeks and spring onions and I demand answers
Joja Mart is the company
Hmm delicious alliums
True. The cat could never be named that
Shallots
what a remarkable image
I'm not sure I could even identify a leek irl
I could, but only bc I've used them in a recipe before
they are just liek a ginormious green onion tbh
You can tell if there is a leek due to lots of water coming from somewhere 
you find them more in asian markets, so I go to asian markets for veggies
they can be thicker than this too
AH MOD
ComcernedApe has said that there are no leeks, all leeks are fake
He must have a good plumber
A wild Billy has encountered an extremely high level Mod. Billy uses scream! It's extremely ineffective
The fish migrating as soon as I get a quest to get them
LMAO LOVE IT
you gave me an idea for a funny tweet and its gonna be such a dumb pun Im probably gonna catch a block for this LOL
I only need 1 more sardine
if it's a leek joke reply to his tweet, you may want to scroll through the replies first 
Concernedape: whats in my notifications
Concernedape: I regret opening my phone
How tf do I have 2 flounders and a halibut?
id rather have a leak in my pipes than a leek in my pipes, leeks are terrible
trust me Im good at reading fast
Did you perhaps fish them out the water
ask @hybrid mural
who even eats them?
I LOVE GAMBLING (THIS IS A JOKE )
Yeah isobel read fast, just take forever to understand 
people really did beat me to the punch
many, many, many people 
If you have a problem with gambling call 1-800-MY-RESET
I killed chat
Im making a joke anyways cause now I feel left out
Like always /j
Hey
can grass starters grow diagonally
Hello
they just kinda spread
nice
When harvesting grass, leave lots of it cause it spreads quicker the more there is
Ur mean
What do you call that one house
- Emily's house
- Haley's house
- Emily & Haley's house
- 2 Willow Lane
1 or 2 depending on who I'm visiting
I cant vote
Why
I think they blocked me
LOL



Fr
Let's move on please. If someone's blocked you, that is their decision and it should be respected.
Wdym bro I was verifying my sources
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Donate 60 things to the museum
Calling out someone for blocking you has nothing to do with "verifying [your] sources". Please move on like Logo asked.
Low-key scared
||Ig free speech isn't a thing here||
Ok sir

Not if it breaks our rules about being civil and polite, no.
Free Speech doesn't apply to private organizations
😆
Now back to stardew, everyone.
Wait but if got one more question for you sir
Hash Brown is the real CEO of Joja Mart

You're onto something
I recommend asking it via bouncer so this channel can go back to stardew now
who's josa then
Who's Josa
Honestly im a big fan of Stardew Valley. I know thats an unpopular opinion around here
how soon ye have all forgotten wumbus...
Extremely unpopular
(yoba is mentioned in wumbus world and so is another deity, josa haha)
I dont get the hate 
yayyy 
It's so unpopular that I'm less than 2 hours away from 4k
4k hours of being a hater!
day 3 of being sad that all the 'robin and demetrius divorce' mods only let you romance robin and not demetrius
4k hours of-- nooo beaten to it!
LMAO
Usually people are Demetrius haters
ILL TREAT U SO GOOD BABYGIRL
Screw Demetrius I want to date Maru's robot
A cat!? 
The muffin man
Of course. I did an essay in 10th grade on how Cats are better Leaders than humans
Ok Stardewers, what's your favorite farm and why?
Hash Brown was 100% included in it
Not hilltop
if not modded, meadowlands
Good point
Animal meadows one or wtvr it's called. Gives you a nice start in the game with a free chicken or two
Hilltop has its pros
The default one
Have you done hilltop though
Meadowlands is a great farm - I love that you start with chickens
getting animals from the very start and blue grass is so good it almost feels like cheating 
BEACH FARM!
easy fish, supply crates are fun, and the 'teeny tiny limited farming space' you can use sprinklers on is usually the size my crop fields are anyway

Meadowlands seems kinda fire icl bc of the free chickens, but I have only ever used Standard
You should try it!
It's a tight race between riverland and hilltop
As worst?
Riverlands used to be my least favourite but now you get a free fish smoker AND it has access to fishing zones the town river doesnt, so gold star smoked catfish that sell for $600 each are pretty easy to get
That is pretty fire
Whoa whoa dont say it out loud
Doesn't mean I like the layout any better lol
the layout still stinks
has anyone tried the wilderness farm? i never see it mentioned
Any of you tried Wilderness?
but for early game money its pretty goated
I forgot wilderness even existed 
I dont see any reason to try wilderness now that monsters on your farm is just a setting you can enable
imma beach farm enjoyer also. I making a Jurassic Park farm rn
its just the standard farm with slightly different pond placement
so did most of the playerbase apparently
Waking up and seeing 4 ||serpents|| come flying at you when you just about to start your day
That's a doomscroll day for me
I'm not a fan of the jumpscare nope
The animals can starve for 1 day
that sounds horrible, i love it
Don't tell me ||Serpents|| actually spawn on your farm if you have it enabled
yep
Maybe someday. I'm just trying to complete as much of the game as possible on my current save first... just bc I don't wanna completely forget what I was doing...
ill try it in 3 years when i finish my current farms
I never tried but i don't see why not 
I totally get that! You've got this!
Straight up back in to bed and doomscroll the day away
i dont think flying monsters spawn
Bats do
they do
oh
anyone here found a truffle crab?
i only checked once and saw ghouls and slimes
a what?
whats that one part ppl use for railings when building an elevated part in their house
Tyty 
A fence?
in stardew valley??
how would haley feel about this
guys whats the most profitable barn and coop animal?
Yes! They're adorable.
Pigs (with level 10 farming) and ||Golden chickens||
no not a fence its like a thin vertical slab that they put next to the path going up
i know what it is but i forgot the exact name, its like floor divider R and L i think?
tyty
what another coop animal except that
To be very honest with you, i feel like that's exactly what haley would love to do
rabbits
alr thanks
i think only abigail would even tolerate living in the wilderness farmm
i dont see anyone else having a good time
lol
she'll adapt eventually dont worry
the fact that this is canon
I say we should add highland cows to the game
I was curious what vanilla farms are the most popular on my planner from the discussion above. I didn't expect Meadowlands to be so high!
(spoiler just cause I didn't want to flashbang people lmao)

I'm not surprised - it is the newest farm, and it's got a really nice layout
lmfao thats what I expect if someone looked at that in bed
I really dislike it's layout
Im on my counch
Fair - not everyone likes the same things
Meadowland? 
I feel like the river and pond are all meticulously placed to be as big of an inconvenience as possible
True! Safe to say the wilderness farm isnt as beloved
Very safe to say 
I HATE how I can't make my farms all nice and symmetrical cause all the ponds are in the way 😡😡😡
"Oh does this fit a 9 by 9 patch of crops? Nope! The pond ruins it!" 💔💔💔
Put some respect on asymmetry
The patch In front of the farm is real nice though.
Put some respect on falsesymmetry
Hey, asymmetry is cool, when it isn't a farming sim 😔
is there a way to collect crops faster holding right click is too slow
Max out all your levels first and we can tell you 
You can get mods
If you don't want to wait til you max out every skill
specifically the tractor mod and the harvest with scythe mods
thanks
I imagine there's a mod out there to basically make it satisfactory 😭
Love my little circle
🥚
it looks like a player on a map in minecraft
Gridball ref

RAAAAH 🗣️🔥🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🔥🔥🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸
You don't know how much it bothers me that the tiles on top aren't aligned with the stairs
Nooo!!!!
I have some really bad news
Immediately pulls out the mega bombs
That would make me crashout
why not move the house

It wasn’t 😞 but I got it back now
are kegs better then perserve jars
Yes
Same
Do you have problems expressing your emotions
Or uh.. mood swings
Extremely quickly... In the span of a second or so
Cause if that's you I'd seek professional help
Like from our Lord and Savior, the Joja Mart Creator, Hash Brown
Gwenchana ding ding ding
Omg
What what
Nothin

merry christmas everybody
hooray


cant wait for the teaset this year
what did you put on ur wish list
Tater Tot gave me a shrimp today 🦐
Tea Set and also a few other things like Tea Set and Tea Set
jingle bell jingle bell rock
shrimp
Shrimp™️
Shrimp™
The Shrimpening™️

THE SHRIMP REACTIONS 😭😭😭
This is so peak
on paper, yes.
but when we talk about efficiency making profit, no.
keg required longer time to process compare to p.jar. so you need most valuable crops into kegs. so if you want profit and short time, p jars is the answer. however it's depend on how much price affer the product.
That’s rough
Damn
This shrimp stalk is too funny 😂

The Shrimpening™
The shrimp have risen and revolted against Willy
Ireland
I wanna say something but idk if I’m allowed
Yes?
Dms
Dm me bro
What’s it about without saying it directly
tax evasion
@lone pumice STOP IT PLS
Why is there so many shrimps
TikTok
Sigh okay
Heck yeah 🔥🔥🔥
Shrimpening™
Tatertot has gone insane
Ah
Oh, there’s the off topic channels
Fr
No
Where?
STOP FUCKING SHRIPMING US
Okay 😔
I mean tbh, I think it's funny 😭😭😭 but I love shrimps
I hate it
Agreed ngl
Thanks
You’re welcome
sigh bruh. kale says "used in soups" YET THERE'S NO KALE SOUP! reeee!
Not the Kale soup
I think I've gotten bored of my stardew valley playthrough
tbh.... why not kale smoothies? FOR THE MEMES!
the horror!
it was fun when I was able to play consistantly across multiple real life days, but now I want to move on to different projects
That's fair ngl
Tbh I probably play like once a week or so these days, maybe not even that often
nothing lasts forever
do not the wumbus
anyone have that joja cola cameo in the wumbus comics?
does anyone know of like… a way to see all the tasks and things to do in game
Maybe on the Stardew Wiki?
I didnt save it
?!wumbus
!?wumbus
i found a list on reddit
@shut night my command is bork 🙁
Lowkey I kinda wish I had saved all the panels bc I liked them a lot, and they're not easy to find from what I understand
!!wumbus

Thankfully I have the game files open 247
Spoiler cause I forgot channel
this isnt the og 52 comic pages tho
:))
yo guys can i place lightning rods outside of the farm?
Oh there is another? 
ye the command is borken
those arent the originals
reporting you
Wow
!?wumbus
?!wumbus
its supposed to be one of those two
I asked the mods to add it on april 1st
I found it
Its a backup someone made though in google drive! The orginal site is bonked
yeah the og site doesnt work
wtf
Love the quality
Lol im sure youll have to download it
4k Ultra HD resolution
Crisp!
"when I was your age, we watched our tv by connecting the dots between the pixels ourselves"
You got me so bad with that
You're welcome
this game is so big and stupid why is my entire trap just filled with cockles
i want crabs
For what?
🤤
i need more kegs
Well I line them up all along the beach
Hey so what's the meaning behind your username
is there any other ways of getting more wood
Not really that I know of

too slow..
Upgrade your axe
no i mean the tree grows too slowly
tree fertilizer
hello
hola
Welce 
Did crackie get banned?
I want my mom
Who
Follow him then
hi
ong who


