stardew-valley

[ashen nimbus]

I'm not

I will divorce Clint and marry emily

[tall mantle]

idk why clint is gonna be made romancable

he clearly likes emily

[ashen nimbus]

I want to watch Clint's world burn

[echo basin]

But he will pair with Sandy. All marriage candidate have their own pair.

[ashen nimbus]

No Sandy's mine

[echo basin]

Until a charming and attractive farmer come and ruin everything

[echo basin]

Yes she is yours

[ashen nimbus]

We will gamble together all day and night

[hybrid mural]

Sandynmypants

[tall mantle]

6th Cutscene lessgooo

I already forgot what i planned for today

[hybrid mural]

Bro's marrying sebastian

[echo basin]

How many cutscene overall?

[worn escarp]

Wait fr fr

[tall mantle]

wdym

[echo basin]

Cutscene you have today

[tall mantle]

6th idk how many

I just chose the emilys quest to talk to everyone

and when i go to talk...cutscene starts playing...

[sour owl]

hii!

[tall mantle]

👋

[tame linden]

spent atleast 4 hours trying to get one of those dried starfish. im now balding from stress

[echo basin]

So Emily knows you have cutscenes today

[tall mantle]

7th cutscene

[echo basin]

Damnnnnn... You collecting alot of cutscene today

[tall mantle]

bruh

seb is idk what

he says he wants to go outside for a ride save up money

next cutscene he says he likes computers and he is introvert

kinda hypocritic

[desert nebula]

literally was praying id get one of the items for the chef bundles then the travelling merchent sells a poppy like 😭

[mossy prawn]

Hi

[hybrid mural]

Werent religious enough

[twin fractal]

Hiya

[hearty comet]

yo

[echo basin]

Im blue now

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/squid-game-squid-game-2-25

[late crow]

I'm mr green

[echo basin]

I can retired now.
Jk this server gonna be my daily news

[echo basin]

Hello mr observer

[tall mantle]

I am again in emilys wet dreams

[formal wharf]

!leag

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !leag.

[late crow]

Wtf

[ashen nimbus]

They should made the mermaid romancable

[echo basin]

[formal wharf]

!abogail

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !abogail.

[late crow]

Pamegranate

[ashen nimbus]

!pewis

Not a thing smh

Lewis Gun

[fair drum]

what should I be spending the first few days in a new save doing?

[tall mantle]

talk to all npcs

and farm

sow seed and water

clean ur farm by cutting down trees

buy seeds

parsnip from peirre

[placid rose]

ap testing and stardew valley don’t go together 💔

[tall mantle]

idk whats that

if its a mod

#modded-stardew

[formal wharf]

Dandori issue

[placid rose]

what’s dandori

yall i js started stardew valley 😭

[sacred pier]

Plant crops, chop some trees for atleast 1 chest, see if there's any forage somewhere for early energy

[sacred pier]

You can wait for flower dance to meet all npcs

[formal wharf]

Time management skills kinda

[cyan bluff]

Hi fluff

[tall mantle]

why ur other skills are 0?

[sacred pier]

Hi T

[cyan bluff]

Hi crackie

[sacred pier]

U gotta tell me ur name sometimes

[tall mantle]

Hello tuktfiee

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stardew-valley-sebastián-stardew-valley-sebastian-stardew-valley-sebas-gif-13320664383434551569

[sacred pier]

Unless u r ok with me calling u T or turkey

[tall mantle]

me caling her truffle

[cyan bluff]

Me calling yoz evil crackie

[formal wharf]

This is odd lol

[fallow ridge]

guys I’ve rhad this open for the past 30 minutes because I can’t decide but do I pick miner or geologist progression

[magic frigate]

Miner

[cyan bluff]

Justa prank not my real stats

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/robin-stardew-valley

[formal wharf]

You can change them later just fyi

[formal wharf]

Azure

[cyan bluff]

How is this a spoiler

[tall mantle]

idk i just kept
just in case few people yell or something

[formal wharf]

You'd be surprised what the mods will consider spoilers

[cyan bluff]

I find it extremly funny to say spoiler bro tho pictures

[flint warren]

:0

[magic frigate]

So underrated

[flint warren]

hell yeaa

[echo basin]

"hi Namit! Come in, come in."

[tall mantle]

was this fishing spot?

I didnt bring rod and went down lmao

[sacred pier]

Yes

[fallow ridge]

oh ok, which is better for early game I only have 25 hours on this save

[flint warren]

yea

[echo basin]

Yes youcsn fish thrre

[tall mantle]

only if i have my rod

[sacred pier]

Better get the fishing rod next time then

Or reset the day

[tall mantle]

oops

[flint warren]

@tall mantle

[echo basin]

Then... Swimming in there. /J
Reset and bring your fish rod

[tall mantle]

its not just one day right?

[flint warren]

3 days

[tall mantle]

nice

i was afraid and close to reset my day

[flint warren]

get a calendar from robin. place it in ur home

it will help u out a lot

[tall mantle]

OMG my apples are done!!!

[cyan bluff]

Yay

[sacred pier]

Rare 2 apples in 1 cave moment

[tall mantle]

Should I sell shard? I gave gunter one

[sacred pier]

No

[tall mantle]

I used one....

[sacred pier]

Wait what shard

[tall mantle]

||prismatic||

[sacred pier]

Did u...get something?

[tall mantle]

yeah

i have 2 extra

[cyan bluff]

In my next save im gonna set stardrops as my favorite thing

[sacred pier]

Keep em

You will need alot in future

[tall mantle]

selling all

[cyan bluff]

So it says you foind a stardrop it reminds you of stardrops

[echo basin]

Very rare moment for fruit cave

[tall mantle]

yay

[formal wharf]

Save some for ||enchants||

[sacred pier]

Lol I thought it will be like 20k gold

[hollow drift]

Ughhh, Lucky! I need apples so bad </3

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-mewing-mew-cat

[hollow drift]

😭🙏🏼 goofy

[graceful otter]

[flint warren]

[final trail]

Does anyone know how I can get the yellow round spikey fish?

[tall mantle]

pufferfish

12pm to 4pm ig on beach

spring and summer

[[pufferfish]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Pufferfish

[rapid sedge]

Guys what devices do y'all play on

[tall mantle]

pc

[rapid sedge]

Summer only

[hollow drift]

Pc B)

Sometimes switch

[rapid sedge]

It's on switch?

[hollow drift]

Yuh

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vergil-vergil-dmc-5

[hollow drift]

Switch, pc, xbox??

[rapid sedge]

Did u try pokemon champions yet

[hollow drift]

Idk about ps

[hollow drift]

Nahh, Idk what that is </3

[final trail]

Thank you so much

[rapid sedge]

Bro has shiny mudkip as his pfp but doesn't know that pc is

[hollow drift]

I mean, I can like pokemon but not know everything about pokemon lmao

[rapid sedge]

Pokemon champions is the new competitive pokemon fighting game launched on switch

[hollow drift]

Plus I’m matching with my bf

I seee

[final trail]

Switch

[rapid sedge]

That explains

[hollow drift]

I didnt know they made yet another one after just releasing ZA

I was introduced to Pokemon in 2024 by my bf. I play showdown, pokeone, and ZA

[rapid sedge]

Fih

[hollow drift]

Its so cozy on switch

[maiden schooner]

Oh I'm surprised to see Pokemon Champions mentioned here

[rapid sedge]

U play quetzal?

[maiden schooner]

Yeah

[final trail]

Yeah I can just chill and play, I love it so much

[rapid sedge]

Dang all the niche guys are here

[hollow drift]

I’m a chick

Lol

[final trail]

Same

[rapid sedge]

Can't say the same about mobile. Controls are bad but sdv feels so good

[hollow drift]

I like your pfp

What anime is that

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/robin-stardew-valley

[tall mantle]

gintama

[final trail]

You should, if you have it, try. It's so good

[tall mantle]

[final trail]

The disastrous life of Saki K. It's so funny

[rapid sedge]

I thought about getting a switch and now they released switch 2. I am caught up on switch or steam deck

[hollow drift]

Oooh I havent seen

[hollow drift]

Bet I’ll watch

[rapid sedge]

That is not gintama

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/saiki-nendo

[final trail]

I got both switches and the 2 is bigger

[tall mantle]

ik shush XD

[final trail]

My favorite part of the anime

[final trail]

But gintama is the goat

[hollow drift]

I need to sell my switch 1, there’s no point cuz I have the 2

Sdv is so nice on 2

[rapid sedge]

When did y'all get the one

[final trail]

Right? I love the bigger screen

[hollow drift]

Yesss

[hollow drift]

Years ago lol

[rapid sedge]

How's the 2? Is it worth it?

[tall mantle]

switch or steamdeck?

[hollow drift]

Switch

[final trail]

I think so but both are good

[tall mantle]

i mean what would u prefer

[hollow drift]

I personally like it! I don’t play on it so much cuz I have my pc, but I love to play it in bed and in the car

[hollow drift]

Ohh I don’t have the steamdeck! So my bias says switch lol

[rapid sedge]

Man I should also get a handheld console. I am missing out fr

[tall mantle]

me thinking to buy steamdeck

[hollow drift]

I would love to get the steamdeck tho

[rapid sedge]

Are the myths true that u can't mod on switch

[hollow drift]

Cuz I can play my pc games transportable lol

Yes

I think it’s also illegal according to Nintendo’s rules, they’ll shut off your switch or something

[tall mantle]

yeah i heard that .......i hate them for that

[hollow drift]

I know, so stupid

[tall mantle]

like i own it bruh

[rapid sedge]

If buying isn't owning then pirating isn't stealing

[hollow drift]

Literally, trying to take my money away lol

[hybrid mural]

[hollow drift]

Agreed

[tall mantle]

divorce?

[hollow drift]

Ohp

[final trail]

I tried to do that and use the number so that the item appears, but it didn't work

[rapid sedge]

Although I would never pirate sdv

[hybrid mural]

Yeah robin with you

[final trail]

And then the day lagged

[jolly gale]

s

[hollow drift]

Aw dang

[rapid sedge]

Would be filled guilty

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yandere-gif-20934065

[hollow drift]

No, of course not, I bought my pc copy and switch copy lol

I’m not a fraud

[rapid sedge]

Any of y'all play pokemon?

[tall mantle]

I have just pc copy...was thinking of buying it on mobile or just buying steamdeck

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[rapid sedge]

Don't buy on mobile

[hollow drift]

Mobile for sdv isn’t great, don’t do it lol

Get steamdeck for it instead

[tall mantle]

hmmm kay then

[rapid sedge]

U can play your pc version on mobile

[tall mantle]

feel free to send me money jk

[rapid sedge]

Using cinderbox

[hollow drift]

Noooo 🫣😅

[empty wolf]

...

[hollow drift]

Help

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastián-stardew-valley-sebastián-de-nani-gif-3656497893000093216

[rapid sedge]

Ewwwwww

[hollow drift]

Are you showing me that it’s good

[final trail]

How ist the game? On mobile

[hollow drift]

I’m confusion

[rapid sedge]

Bro is playing without joystick or buttons

[empty wolf]

only when using sword do i use the buttons

[jolly gale]

nice

[hollow drift]

Hell yeah tho, queen, own that

[empty wolf]

nah, i just wanted to say i bought mobile ver

[rapid sedge]

Just use the joystick

[hollow drift]

Oh oh oh, I’m glad you enjoy it, I just think I’d get so annoyed with the controls lol

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stardew-valley-shane-2

[rapid sedge]

Like the boystick is much better than tap to move once u are used to it

[hollow drift]

Wtf

Did he die? 😭

[rapid sedge]

Drunk

[final trail]

Lucky not

[hollow drift]

Ohhh

[late crow]

What is happening

[hollow drift]

Thank goodness, that’s scary

[tall mantle]

we can push him tho

[hollow drift]

A lottt

[empty wolf]

very fun

[rapid sedge]

I did that and now one less alcoholic in town

[final trail]

H u h how and why would you do that 😭🤚

[rapid sedge]

U can sacrifice your 3 cold to revive him

So it's not permanent

[tall mantle]

dont worry

[rapid sedge]

Child

[cyan bluff]

||how do i gwt the giant crop with the face on it||

[tall mantle]

he drank soo much beer

the burps kept him floating

[hollow drift]

I can sacrifice my kids?

[tall mantle]

dont harvest it

[rapid sedge]

Get the chisel tool from pierre in year 3

[cyan bluff]

Harvest what

[final trail]

....but can you actually do that in the game ? Because that could be interesting

[rapid sedge]

Then chisel on ||powder melon||

[tall mantle]

urself

[rapid sedge]

Yes it's true

[tall mantle]

the pumpkin ofc

[tall mantle]

nah sadly

[hollow drift]

Don’t harvest the ||giant crop|| and use the chisel from Pierre y3 as someone said to make the face in it

[final trail]

,now I'm confused

[tall mantle]

cant we just sell it?

[rapid sedge]

Although u would lose friendship with marine and many people that live near marnie's barn and liked shane

[tall mantle]

dw I will give her purple shorts

[final trail]

That's crazy

[tall mantle]

I will use blue dye on their chickens

[hollow drift]

Yeah, you can sell it if you wanted. ||Giant crops|| yield more than their regular, small versions lol

[rapid sedge]

Why can't I create babies? If I marry a male charachter

[tall mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/1006433213369024562/penny_scare.gif

[hollow drift]

I think you have to adopt

[tall mantle]

/baby maker

[hollow drift]

If it’s homo relationship

Idk tho

[[baby]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Children

[tall mantle]

well....biology ig

[rapid sedge]

No surrogates in the valley?

[hollow drift]

Probs not

🤨

I saw that

[tall mantle]

must have been the wind

[rapid sedge]

U not slick

[hollow drift]

LOL

[rapid sedge]

I am onto u

[jolly gale]

what good game game i can buy if i have $3?

[leaden moth]

Twin?

[tall mantle]

woah woah

[rapid sedge]

One lolipop and 4 dreams

[hollow drift]

Filter on Steam for price range, but probably very few

[magic frigate]

Can ask in an off topic channel since this is a stardew one

[rapid sedge]

This a genuine game btw

I am not jk around

[hollow drift]

Oh I thought you meant an actual lollipop

[jolly gale]

oaky

[late crow]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-wave-hello-hi-hii-gif-5162070633310464193

[hollow drift]

That’s funny

[hollow drift]

Hihihihi

[late crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-squish-cats-sleeping-cute-sleeping-gif-2782265581611430109

[hollow drift]

Ohp

[rapid sedge]

Luv u

[fair drum]

scarecrow range. when the game says 8 tiles, does it mean 8 tile radius or 8 tiles total? 8 tiles total would be pathetic, thats the ring of tiles around the scarecrow. I assume it means 8 tile radius

[tall mantle]

try mod

UI Suit 2

[torn quail]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

Scarecrow Range

Also check out this handy interactive planner!

To use this command, type !scarecrow.

[jolly gale]

good

[hollow drift]

Dangg that’s a giant range omg

[tall mantle]

yep

[drowsy hornet]

I think that is the first time I ever rasped my lips laughing at this game

PIERRE ARE YOU GOING TO POUR SODA ON YOUR HEAD

[hollow drift]

LOL

[fair drum]

Hey it was for a dare alright

[hollow drift]

💀

[rapid sedge]

Ingame pierre actually like's joja cola. It's just the company he hates

[hollow drift]

Fair enough

[rapid sedge]

Pierre and morris also have a affair

[hollow drift]

Oh

Well maybe not that

[rapid sedge]

Caroline cheated on pierre with the wizard

[tame cipher]

[drowsy hornet]

We all know he's cheating on Caroline with Morris 💅

[hollow drift]

🫣

[rapid sedge]

It's all real

[torn quail]

it is a hated gift for him

[fair drum]

I wish Stardew valley was a little more nuanced about the local vs corporate conflict. It is truly pathetic how little the game actually sells the threat of Joja, its only threatening narratively speaking

[rapid sedge]

No conspiracy. These are confirmed by the big dawg Cp himself

[rapid sedge]

Ihe drinks it secretly

That's why u find them in his trashcan

[fair drum]

And IMHO it should be a little more balanced for pros/cons about which side you go with. The community center is so obviously the better choice gameplay wise from what ive read online

[magic frigate]

That's something the developer wants less off

Surprisingly

[fair drum]

Yeah corporate bad we get it, its just bad for gameplay IMHO

[flint warren]

it was supposed to go to the pond, but because of my golden fish memory i put it in the smoker

[magic frigate]

I don't think you're comprehending what I said, and that's okay

[rapid sedge]

What crops do y'all like in summer(no kegs,no jelly just pure profit)

[keen plover]

[rapid sedge]

Like early gamewise

[rapid sedge]

[fair drum]

Like maybe have Joja get more aggressive as the community center gets closer to complete or something. IDK

[keen plover]

blooberries are nice if u dont have access to starfruit yet for summer

[fair drum]

Really trying to sell themselves as better

[rapid sedge]

If planted on 1st they can have like 4 harvests

Goated even after nerf

[jolly gale]

s

[sacred yarrow]

Helloooo

[weak sierra]

Shiny Mudkip

[hollow drift]

Das me

[weak sierra]

Are you close to evolving

[hollow drift]

No I stay little forever

Yayayyaay

[tame cipher]

[hollow drift]

Hii

[weak sierra]

You wouldn't be able to mega evolution if you stay like this

[hollow drift]

That’s okay B)

Baby mudkip

[weak sierra]

Good luck on your battles shiny Mudkip

[river wind]

Morning folks!

[maiden schooner]

Morning!

[river wind]

Happy friday

[weak sierra]

kyogre

Everyone likes gen 3

[maiden schooner]

Yup Gen 3 is awesome, I have a giant Torchic plushie for a few years now

[upper glen]

can I give my horse carrots

[weak sierra]

I used to have a Snorlax beanbag

[ripe needle]

wazzups gays

[loud locust]

Is shed the best place to have kegs and preserves jars?

[vast oxide]

I mean it's where ever is convenient to you

[upper glen]

im gonna give my horse carrots

[worn escarp]

Hello

[upper glen]

also guys I need help

[worn escarp]

With?

[upper glen]

with something VERY important

how do I name my animals c:

[worn escarp]

When you buy them you can name them

[upper glen]

yes

but how do I name them

my first chicken was named pickle

so I went with hm why not name my chickens after vegetables

I wanna name my animals after food but uh

[river wind]

I mean pickles is a good name though

[upper glen]

Im whole lot out of ideas for the other kind

[main elbow]

Kimchi for more pickled food theme?

[upper glen]

how do I name the uh

the black one

not gonna go into detail what it is

[late crow]

https://tenor.com/view/caviar-fancy-gif-21114293

[main elbow]

You go up to it and after you pet it press it again, and it’ll pull up the little info menu about it. Once you’re there press on the little name tag and it should allow you to rename it

[upper glen]

No no

im not asking how to name animals

im asking how should I name them

like for lizards what do I name them after

those names kinda suck ngl

those too

[main elbow]

Ohhhhh, hmm

[river wind]

If youre doing foods, you can do it by groups of food

[jolly gale]

idk game have a map

[main elbow]

Do you want to stick with themed names for each animal type, like how nearly all the chickens are named after fruits / veggies?

[flint warren]

ur farm is what inspired me to organize mine, Thank u

[upper glen]

yes

[main elbow]

You could name the Dino’s after tmnt characters, and for the rest, maybe after their food item? Like bacon for Cavolo (even while cheesy)

[river wind]

Can go dark and name your pig Bacon

[torn quail]

name it kohlrabi

its a vegetable

[jolly gale]

wow

[pine drift]

Got my first prismatic shard just after repair the bus

[upper glen]

Oh no yea Ive done that cavolo is a name for an italian ham

[river wind]

Get that galaxy sword

[sacred sparrow]

Does anyone know how to get steady money source in the start of the game?.. I keep going bankrupt

[daring summit]

Fishin

[tame cipher]

Fish

[sacred sparrow]

Well that was unanimous

[loud locust]

what does immunity do?

[tulip acorn]

Its weird I have cats and dogs IRL. But like the dogs in game. My dogs name is Aspen IRL. I use it in game. But use Wrestlers names for animals. No matter whst gender they are when I get them.

[daring summit]

Negative status effects don't last as long

[loud locust]

is a immunity ring worth using then?

[daring summit]

I don't usually use em but if you have an empty ring slot you might aswell

[cursive hamlet]

I have been playing stardew valley for months and I still have lots more to learn omg I love the game so farrr gahhhh

[hybrid mural]

@vast oxide Im ready, lets go

[patent cliff]

Progress

[worn escarp]

95% done with the CC last 4 items!

[river wind]

I just need poppy seed to finish this damn community center!

[worn escarp]

I need 5 iteams

[daring summit]

I need 0

[worn escarp]

Touch grass

[river wind]

How close are you too getting rabbits foot. That one took forever

[daring summit]

My fastest community center finish was winter 1 year 1

[worn escarp]

Not close havnt even started

My fastest is year 2 winter 27

[daring summit]

Took me year 1 winter 17 on my fist save

[river wind]

https://tenor.com/view/multimediabae-gif-8548024472140477054

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/bride-runaway-escape-manhole-sneaky-gif-15156722

[hybrid mural]

Where tf the bride going

[torn quail]

sewer wedding

[hybrid mural]

Not krobus

[junior harness]

this one needs a spoiler

[tiny raptor]

WTH?!

[pine vale]

Yeah the highest selling crop ever

[lost glen]

How does crit work on weps, does every weapon can crit, whats the crit rate of every weapon?

[torn quail]

[[Crit_Chance]]

[fair drum]

got that backpack upgrade. man i got so much shit to upgrade

[torn quail]

welp time to look up what the syntax for that page name is

[torn quail]

[[Combat/Mechanics]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Combat/Mechanics

[lost glen]

Thanks

I just moved on to foraging, do i really need crit? I have the galaxy hammer but no any crit rate provider at all

[torn quail]

realistically ||galaxy hammer|| on its own is capable of handling anything the game could throw at you

[worn escarp]

Your fucking jokeing

I missed out on the rare seeds

[lost glen]

Im planning on just adding more dmg to it with ruby

Is it okay?

[lyric wasp]

what's the cahnce of getting a prismatic shard from a mystery create

[torn quail]

yeah

theres specific builds to optimise/minmax weapon stats and kill things quickly etc.

and ||galaxy hammer|| certainly isnt the #1 best weapon

but its more than enough to handle whatever ur gonna encounter

[worn escarp]

0.4 %

[lost glen]

Really? I thought it was since eveyone on pc was using it

[lyric wasp]

oh yeah I just hit it lol

[lost glen]

Then what is the best

[grizzled forum]

Hi

[torn quail]

its dependent on exactly what build ur using
and like none of the best ones i can mention here so would have to move to #stardew-spoilers

[lost glen]

Okay sure

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stardew-valley-sebastián-stardew-valley-sebastian-stardew-valley-sebas-gif-13320664383434551569

[tall mantle]

Yoo hey

Ahh my net sucks

[clear temple]

guys who should i start dating first Sam, Sebastian, or Shane?

dont ask why theyre all S'

[lavish socket]

I forgot how much i love stardew valley. Its so cozy

[tall mantle]

S for sexy ......ig

[clear temple]

real 🤭

[tall mantle]

All of them in same order

https://tenor.com/view/sebastián-stardew-valley-sebastián-de-nani-gif-3656497893000093216

[lavish socket]

I’d personally prefer shane because you actually fix him

[hybrid mural]

Sabigail

[clear temple]

shane is at 4, and sam+seb are both at 3

[lavish socket]

Also blue chickens

[tall mantle]

And bro thinking of dating......

Atleast get to know them

[clear temple]

when i get there 🥹

chill dude

so im prepared and i can get the boquet ahead of time

[tall mantle]

Seb is kinda hypocrite.....i felt at a specific scene

Well i cant say he is hard hypocrite.....we all are in some way ....that way he is

[wise tiger]

hiiiiiii

[hybrid mural]

Hola

[clear temple]

vote on this one (🍕 = Sam, 💀 = Seb, 🍺 = Shane)

[wise tiger]

i'm new i joined bc stardews been my special interest for 3-4 years

[tall mantle]

Damn old player....

U must be an expert

[clear temple]

guys my friend called Shane "Beer-Man" 😭

[flint warren]

LET'S GOOOOO

[hybrid mural]

Well nobody calls him that here

[tall mantle]

Drunk man tbh

[tall mantle]

Yaaaay!!!!!!

[hybrid mural]

We call Shane the "I can fix him" guy

[tall mantle]

FR

[clear temple]

my friend only knows Shane bc he likes beer 🥹

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-shane-stardew-sad-help-gif-737021349965144380

[hybrid mural]

Your friend isn't wrong brother..

[clear temple]

ik thats the thing 😭

[wise tiger]

i've hit perfection 32 times not to brag

[tall mantle]

Just a lil push.....might help others

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/yandere-gif-20934065

[clear temple]

and i gifted Shane beer this week 😭 (while he was on the clock)

[tall mantle]

Me new player on winter year 1

[hybrid mural]

So you're enabling him

You're even worse than your friend then

[clear temple]

guys i was busy 😭

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/swagger-coin-gif-23704646

[clear temple]

i was trying to get money bc im a brokie

[lavish socket]

Thats fine. Atleast you know robin is the best

[tall mantle]

Yep.....i love mods

[clear temple]

i only have 1.3k 🥹

[tall mantle]

Where are u? I mean which date

[clear temple]

and i need to buy wheat and berries soon

[clear temple]

(i restarted i think 2 days ago) im on y1 s2 d9

[tall mantle]

Ohh its early.....thats okay to have less money

[clear temple]

ik 😭

[tall mantle]

Fall bring lots of money

Pumpkin and cranberry

[frosty wraith]

hello i cant find the help section

[tall mantle]

What help u need?

[frosty wraith]

do strawberries give u xp on the second harvest?

[hybrid mural]

Yes

[tall mantle]

[[strawberry]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Strawberry

[frosty wraith]

im trying to learn the game where is the help section for beginners

[hybrid mural]

Not the extra berry no

[clear temple]

im doing the trick where i plant 9 melons in a bunch and once theyre all fully grown it grows into one of the jumbo ones that give you like 15-21

[hybrid mural]

Better pray religiously

[clear temple]

whats that supposed to mean 😰

[tall mantle]

I dont think there is....just wiki and us

[vast oxide]

Aren't you suppose to be asleep

[hybrid mural]

We got a wedding tf you talking about

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-stardew-valley-stardewtok-rcjuk-wedding-gif-12152118005276085211

[hybrid mural]

And where is @ornate roost why you never on now

[vast oxide]

Cause she talks in the cool kids club and you dont

[clear temple]

congritilon 👏 👏 👏

[hybrid mural]

[frosty wraith]

ok i read wiki bad then because it says multiple at a time harvest

[vast oxide]

Huh

[clear temple]

(congrats)

[frosty wraith]

thx i have the website but the translation isnt clear

[tall mantle]

congritilon

[hybrid mural]

Blueberry/cranberries/some crops give you more than 1 yield. But only the first one gives exp as far as i know

[vast oxide]

For giant crops you need to water the fully grown plants till they merge

And the merge isn't guaranteed

[hybrid mural]

Well this is new to me

[sacred yarrow]

Gary

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-snail-eat-spit-gif-19521590

[sacred yarrow]

garyntee

[clear temple]

lol garyntee

[vast oxide]

I hope the immortal snail snipes yall

[proper copper]

what benefit is there to giant crops?

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-ride-riding-omw-on-my-way-gif-1739405964237295041

[proper copper]

is it like an aesthetics thing or

[hybrid mural]

Doesnt disappear even after season change

[clear temple]

what 😰

[vast oxide]

Looks cool, extra crops

[frosty wraith]

guys how rare is it to get a mushroom tree? do u get them often year 1?

[hybrid mural]

Which mainly used for aesthetic

[astral swan]

hi everyone:) just completing the "get started" tasks - ignore me, hope everyone is well:)

[proper copper]

ooohhhh

i was trying my best to grow them but it never worked in the whole 7 years so i gave up

[hybrid mural]

Welkommen

[clear temple]

i lowk js want more crops

[tall mantle]

Ive heard by someone it selling price is more...idk if its the truth or not

[proper copper]

the farmers greeeeed

[vast oxide]

Yeah I tried to get my giant cauliflower in my giant crop trophy patch and the cauliflower told me to go fuck myself

[frosty wraith]

i started a save on forest farm and got them easy year one , but now im playing beach farm planted a billion trees and cant get them, wiki says later on i can buy but seems like in a long time

[clear temple]

i like using them for the mines dude (and to sell to buy more seeds for crops (ITS A CYCLE AAAA))

[sacred yarrow]

I cannot garyntee it'll catch me soon

[proper copper]

LOLL i always try w powdermelons for fun cs theres nothing else to grow in winter but they tell me to fuck myself too

[proper copper]

is forest farm good? i wanna experiment w diff farms but im too scared theyre gonna be shit compared to the og

[clear temple]

the topic is changing too fast 😰

[vast oxide]

We're still on giant crops

[spice coral]

Honestly all of them are fun

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/ahsoka-tv-show-anakin-skywalker-gotta-keep-up-keep-up-ahsoka-gif-8957134486170864678

[sacred yarrow]

Fair

[clear temple]

we started with dating 🥹

[spice coral]

I was scared to try the beach farm back in the day but now it’s my fav

[proper copper]

apparently beach is a bihhh to work with

[frosty wraith]

hated it, so small and the layout isnt my thing

[vast oxide]

Huh

[clear temple]

like who to date

[tall mantle]

Forest is considered better and good

Even meadowlands since we start with chickens

I personally chose 4 corners

[spice coral]

I love it. It’s just a cool vibe

[proper copper]

ive acc never met anyone who likes the beach farm

until now ofc

[neon bobcat]

It's one of my favs. It's pretty and provides some great resources that the others don't.

[vast oxide]

ohhhh

[sacred yarrow]

I really just go for shane every time

[vast oxide]

Welcome to the server, we can't hold a conversation

[tall mantle]

This 👆

[frosty wraith]

how did u make money in the summer year 1 on beach farm? i planted 80 strawberries for xp on, spring but now i dont feel like watering for hours every season

[sacred yarrow]

Paradise is where the beer cans are plenty and the chicken are blue

[clear temple]

does anyone actually get the worms they see in the ground to get something?? (so far ive found an anchor and some books :D)

[tall mantle]

Use hoe

[spice coral]

I avoid planting a lot in the earlier seasons. Just focus on making many monies to build coops and such! And get the greenhouse as fast as possible.

[frosty wraith]

do u have a SS of ur beach farm on year 1 summer?

[flint warren]

||AAAAAAAAA Ghost!||

[dense token]

who wants to do a duo save or smt

[hollow drift]

Omg omg omg

[sacred yarrow]

Also I'm a big fan of the game scene

[hybrid mural]

[hollow drift]

I’m in bio but I wanna play stardew :(

[vast oxide]

I don't remember doing this

I'm calling the police

[hollow drift]

AWWW YAYY!! LOVE HALEY!

[sacred yarrow]

Lezgo

[hybrid mural]

Stardew have biologies so you're good do it

[clear temple]

has anyone won the egg hunt?m

[hybrid mural]

Not my fault you got drunk b

[dense token]

WHO WANTS TO DO A DUO SAVE

[hollow drift]

Loll I can’t, gotta focus on the lab </3

[hybrid mural]

Abigail did

[tall mantle]

Me

[hybrid mural]

#1139016532966506576

[hollow drift]

I have!

[dense token]

ok

[hollow drift]

#1139016532966506576

[vast oxide]

Egg hunt is easy

[hybrid mural]

Get Demetrius to... actually get Maru to

[hollow drift]

Hahhaa

[hollow drift]

Indeed

[hybrid mural]

You never won though

[clear temple]

(good job you all get gold stars ⭐ )

[hollow drift]

🫣

[hybrid mural]

Dad...?

[vast oxide]

Yes I have???

[hollow drift]

Oh sheet

[vast oxide]

The one time I didn't I was kinda screwing around

[hybrid mural]

[hollow drift]

Real lmao

Runnin’ in circlessss

[clear temple]

Son/Daughter...?

[hybrid mural]

Now im married to Haley i wish it's always winter

[hollow drift]

Why do you wish for it to be winter

[clear temple]

(i am female btw)

[hybrid mural]

Her winter fit is 10/10

[tall mantle]

She stays in the house

[hollow drift]

She’s so cute

[hollow drift]

Do you not like Haley 🤨

You want her locked away

[tall mantle]

She stays in the house during winter i meant!!!

[hollow drift]

I’m joking I’m joking

[sacred yarrow]

[clear temple]

i personally LOVE Samsons winter outfit <333

[tall mantle]

Also i love robin

[hollow drift]

Made it sound like you wanted her to stay inside forever

[hybrid mural]

Bro only wants haley for decoration

[hollow drift]

Oh- 😭

[clear temple]

Seb just looks like gru 😭

[tall mantle]

She goes with alex.....hmmmpphhh

[sacred yarrow]

This is a shaneposting household, where I live

[signal sapphire]

Emily's winter fit is like a juggernaut

[hollow drift]

Ooooohppp

Whattt 💀

[clear temple]

what 😰

[hollow drift]

I can’t even imagine

[hybrid mural]

Haley's Winter fit is 10/10

[signal sapphire]

I can barely see her

[hybrid mural]

Caroline's 9,9/9,9

[hollow drift]

100%

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stardew-stardew-valley-2

[hollow drift]

I love Harvey and Haley

[hybrid mural]

!Hayvey

[clear temple]

WAOHH

[hollow drift]

Ayo what were they doin? 🤨

[spice coral]

Foraging

[signal sapphire]

Losing another pants

[vast oxide]

Can't even spell your wife's name right

[hollow drift]

Oh they were foraging, alright 😭

[hybrid mural]

Keep moving kid

[hollow drift]

Loll

[hybrid mural]

its harvey you dum

[hollow drift]

Be nice omg

Goofy

[vast oxide]

You didn't get that right either

[vast oxide]

He's abusive to me

[still remnant]

I gave abigail a emarald and she said how did you know I was hungry? the emerald aint for eating

[hybrid mural]

Only bc she asked me to

[dense token]

@ multiplayer

[vast oxide]

Stranger danger

[tall mantle]

#1139016532966506576

[vast oxide]

#1139016532966506576

[still remnant]

Im trying to do my first perfection run but I haven't played for a long time so I hope it goes well

[signal sapphire]

Pretty sure it is

[vast oxide]

All hot girls eat rocks you didn't know that?

[clear temple]

MY HUNGRY AHH COULD NEVER BE A GEOLOGIST - Abigail (fanart)

[still remnant]

Also im not marrying abigail i will be roommates with krobus in the future

[signal sapphire]

Abigail is a big red flag

[dense token]

#1139016532966506576 one person join pls i need one person

[tall mantle]

Shane is....

[signal sapphire]

Shane dont go to my marriage category from how ridiculous he is

[tall mantle]

Too

[hollow drift]

WAT I’ll save you

[hybrid mural]

You gonn take her place or smth?

[signal sapphire]

I have very spicey hot takes but y'all are NOT ready for em

[hollow drift]

Nahh, no abusing

[still remnant]

Im gonna go into fall soon and the vault bundle and the other one where you get minecarts from ive completed

[hollow drift]

Yayyyy congrats!

[hybrid mural]

This isobel gotta stop playing victim like Maru

[signal sapphire]

Good stuff

[hybrid mural]

Goodjobbu

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-stardew-valley-sam-sam-stardew-valley-stardew-valley-twerk-sam-sdv-gif-27484947

[clear temple]

bro throwing it😭

[hybrid mural]

Starkegs empire

[clear temple]

HOLY WHAT

[signal sapphire]

Cask em

[hybrid mural]

Already full

[signal sapphire]

Damnnn

[dense token]

#1139016532966506576 one person join pls i need one person i will do the vault and the bunddle for minecarts but if we do joja rout i will pay for all

[hybrid mural]

It's all to fund isobel's greed

[clear temple]

YOU GET A GOLD STAR 😭⭐

[hybrid mural]

That's a question for #stardew-spoilers

[signal sapphire]

If people wanted to join they would've responded on your first join message

[loud locust]

oh, mb pal

its gone

[hybrid mural]

Goodlucks

[hollow drift]

Where’s mine (joking)

[tall mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/1006433213369024562/penny_scare.gif

[hybrid mural]

You get star wine

[hollow drift]

Yyayayayaya

Dude ancient wine is good money

[hybrid mural]

Whoa whoa you think so little of me

[hollow drift]

What

[tall mantle]

How do i get ancient seed?

[hybrid mural]

It's Starfruit Wine

[hollow drift]

Star fruit wine better?

[hollow drift]

Artifact spots

[hybrid mural]

Yes

[still remnant]

Ive got 2 gold stars are you happy junimo

[tall mantle]

I got ancient seed once and gave to gunther

[hollow drift]

Hmm okok

[hybrid mural]

Prob have better chance with dust sprites

[tall mantle]

I got one in sc

[hybrid mural]

His reward should be a plantable ancient seed

[still remnant]

Yh

[tall mantle]

Yes i got it....should i plant in greenhouse?

[hollow drift]

Yea, he’ll give you ancient seeds back

[tall mantle]

.

[hybrid mural]

I recommend doing that yeah

[tall mantle]

I just have one.....

[hybrid mural]

You can putt he fruit in seed maker

[empty silo]

Take your time.

[hybrid mural]

Took me a whole year

[empty silo]

Dont stress about it

[vast oxide]

This isn't star fruit you liar

[tall mantle]

Wait whaaat

[hybrid mural]

That's my secret fund for my own enjoyment. You did claim the starfruit field smh

[empty silo]

You could do star fruit instead of ancient fruit. Star fruit technically makes more money

[hybrid mural]

Leave the husband some goods too

[hybrid mural]

But more stressful yeah

[vast oxide]

I don't even do star fruit wine

[tall mantle]

Hmmm i got starfruit but not seed.....

Anyways still in year 1

Probably gonna buy another coop and barn too

[empty silo]

Or you could upgrade your barn and coop

[tall mantle]

Maxed

[hybrid mural]

You figured out how?

[hybrid mural]

Ofc you don't i'm the one doing it for you

[tall mantle]

You will never make me forget that day huh 😭

[still remnant]

Im waiting for the bus

[lucid heart]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-girl-hey-hey-there-oh-heyyyy-oh-hey-there-you-gif-11372691295730809478

[hybrid mural]

Good morning

[tall mantle]

Hello my daughter grace how are u doing?

U and billy still havent grown enough

[still remnant]

Do bus drivers come on rainy days

[lucid heart]

I just woke up so tired hbu?

Damn

[tall mantle]

Almost gonna be 11pm

[lucid heart]

I don't think so

[tall mantle]

Gonna go sleep in an hour

[lucid heart]

1pm here

[still remnant]

I was gonna go to the second area

[tall mantle]

10hr difference

[tall mantle]

I wish we could take our horse and go

[still remnant]

Its cause i want to go to secret mine if you knoe

[tall mantle]

Ik

[still remnant]

I need this bc very good look

[lucid heart]

Aaaaa

[still remnant]

Also ik im rich ive got 10721g

[tall mantle]

[lucid heart]

I'm itchy😭

[tall mantle]

ignored

[lucid heart]

Father😭🫳

[still remnant]

Krobus is that you i know i can't come to the other area

wait bus driver

[lucid heart]

Pam

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/head-scratch-laughing-laugh-gif-13375482

[lucid heart]

She comes to the bus stop everyday except rainy days at 10am

[tall mantle]

9 ig

[still remnant]

Do u like clay

[signal sapphire]

Or you can stand infront of her and not let her move for 3 seconds so she gets pissed and start running to the bus

[tall mantle]

She just runs to the point where she was late and walks normally then

[lucid heart]

Block her path a lil

[signal sapphire]

Nope

[empty silo]

Stand on front of her door. Then stand in front of her at the bus stop.

Stay on the same screen as her and she will keep running

[tall mantle]

Me taking ticket of bus.....she blocks me to enter it

[still remnant]

Im getting attacked immediately

Im at half hp

[hollow citrus]

Chicken goat cow

[spice coral]

Need an update where Pam just punches you if you block her way. I feel like that is fitting for her

[still remnant]

I died

[spice coral]

To Pam?

[loud locust]

are gold bars good to put on the grange at the stardew fair?

?

[spice coral]

They give 4 points. It’s the same as a duck feather for example

[loud locust]

ok

[spice coral]

https://mouseypounds.github.io/stardew-fair-helper/

you can use this if you want the numbers

[signal sapphire]

[sacred yarrow]

E

[sterile marsh]

what should i choose?

[jagged wraith]

Bats is better for CC

Mushroom you can just get logs for

[last atlas]

go which every you prefer

[sterile marsh]

thansk

[last atlas]

both has pros and con

[spice coral]

I like bat so I can decorate it more freely in the future. I like to put froggo statues in there

[keen plover]

[daring summit]

choose the EVIL one

[grim gyro]

The worst possible place I’m-

[mossy prawn]

Seb gave me coffee

[mild crescent]

I was trying to see if 'Exhaustion' only made you move slower but I forgot you could pass out from overexertion, so I passed out right outside of the spa 💀

[tall mantle]

running out of hay

[lucid heart]

Damn

[tall mantle]

ok wth is that now

[daring summit]

perfectly evil

lovely

[sacred yarrow]

Bro

[ruby vine]

Ok this is funny af i'm sorry

[little mica]

LMAOOO

that is amazing

[spice coral]

At least it wasnt the east exit

[worn escarp]

Hello mom

[tall mantle]

Hello son

Ur sister just was online half an hour ago

[misty acorn]

What’s the best way to prevent weeds as a beginner who just started playing

[little mica]

By clearing them before they spread even further

[hollow sphinx]

First time player here with only a week of Stardew experience 👋 Hi everyone!

[tall mantle]

lessgoooooo

Hey

[daring summit]

welcome

[strange zodiac]

Hi!! 👋

[tall mantle]

if u wanna mod but lite then u could try npc location mod and voice over mod which is really great and must have

Im still kinda new winter 16 year 1

[proud grove]

Heyy

[daring summit]

hello.

[spice coral]

greetings

[tall mantle]

This isnt allowed by rules

[spice coral]

whoops

[daring summit]

I did not know propeller hats could be so powerful.

[tall mantle]

all g

[tall mantle]

havent u watched doraemon?

[daring summit]

No.

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doraemon-smile

[spice coral]

one of my fav gifs ever lmao. silly catto

[lucid heart]

I'm back

[tall mantle]

I thought u were Grace

[sacred pier]

Gimme gadgets

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doremon-smile

[tall mantle]

never seen this....

[lucid heart]

I usually get the bottles

[tall mantle]

not even that

just cups ig

[lucid heart]

Damn

[tall mantle]

also that aint so popular over here

[lucid heart]

My bf got a monster but it fell and broke open

[spice coral]

When we gonna get starbucks in a bucket

[lucid heart]

Somehow it's my fault that it fell but nah

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/eve-eve-harapeco-underdog-off-script-markiplier-gif-11422346867888569265

[lucid heart]

10 years from now

[tall mantle]

Teehee

[lucid heart]

Fah

[past bronze]

We need to take a break..

[tall mantle]

We?

[past bronze]

Yes WE

[lucid heart]

Idk what he means i think he means you don't need to take a break🫴👩‍🦯

[past bronze]

No I just made a typo I mean you lmao

[lucid heart]

I need to be online more than I play stardew

[past bronze]

W user btw

Goofy goober

[lucid heart]

🙏

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-reference-i-got-that-reference-baseball-caught-gif-4656907955966418579

[past bronze]

I wanna chat more I just don't know what to chat about

[spice coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bty-gif-27656583

this is what I imagine a goofy goober is

[lucid heart]

Hold up

Wait

[past bronze]

New stardew valley character

[tall mantle]

Ahhaaahahahaha

[lucid heart]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goober-gif-7748713

[tall mantle]

anyways stardew stuff

before a mod comes

[lucid heart]

Yuh

Uh

Wanna see how many hours I have

[tall mantle]

yep sure

me

[lucid heart]

I have a problem

Anyway onto stardew I go💀

[tall mantle]

First playthrough btw

[lucid heart]

I'm on year 9 now

[lavish socket]

Gotta get those numbers up

[tall mantle]

imagine year 9 and 300hrs

im on year 2 and 160hrs

[fair drum]

floor 40 by spring 25. i suck and probably could have gotten here by day 7 or something

[lucid heart]

Shi probably will be by half way

[lavish socket]

Play at your own pace bro. This is a calming farming game for a reason

[lucid heart]

Marceline's room/ the nursery is so pretty in my house

[lucid heart]

The mines takes people different amounts of time there's no reason to speedrun it all in one season etc move at your own pace and don't stress yourself out:)

[flint warren]

Gj!

[fair drum]

i was trying to find a decent source of iron actually

need to upgrade my shit 😤

[lucid heart]

Just keep going back to floor 6

[fair drum]

actually i lied i wanted frozen geode access

[lucid heart]

Floor 5-10

[fair drum]

sorry i meant the tears

i think

[lucid heart]

Still same floors

[flint warren]

i made it to year 3!

[tall mantle]

to 3?

you just were at 2 wdym!!!

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[flint warren]

yea, year 2 winter

1 sec

[lucid heart]

Me after getting past winter everytime:😮‍💨

Anyway i won't be answering for a min i gotta check my farm

[tall mantle]

im gonna go dishes

[flint warren]

i also did reorganize my farm #farms-and-outfits message

[tall mantle]

brb'

[flint warren]

gl!

[tiny raptor]

WHY IS THERE MATH IN MY FARMING GAME

STOP REACTING ANG GIME THE ANSWER-

[flint warren]

there💀

[tiny raptor]

meh

there are bigger packs

ngl

[burnt moon]

I'm pretty sure it's not 2 meters squared per minute

that's the one I did and it was wrong I think

[ruby vine]

Just get good

[tiny raptor]

BRUH IT IS

:C

[burnt moon]

LMAO no way

I don't remember what I chose then