#stardew-valley
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Bing chilllin and yourself!?
eating bread and chilling.
Helooo9o
Ello
What is this... valley? Some kind of stardew?
uhh i was just fishing by the docks until i saw a greenish creature pop its head out the water then drift away
Pierre sure. But unless you do remixed bundles the community center isnt that bad at all
No but I am playing on the beach and was basically only doing fishing for year 1 before I cleared the small patch of sprinkler friendly land
By which time it was the wrong season
47k in one day lets go!
thanks for giving me the thought of it doing so … 
Place the haunted mannequin in your house for extra fun
thats just greg
greg the green guy
dare you to spam rotate it too
yo is ancient fruit wine still the endgame meta?
also so glad winter is almost over
yeah ancient fruit is my preferred, i think starfruit is technically better g/day but its more work to maintain
Parsnip empire
Where it's at
i’ll update u when i find and spin a haunted mannequin

Just go do hops
Parsnips forever
am i allowed to post mishaps here??
Have related ones
lowk
so like this one time while booting up minecraft on my old gpu the game loaded then it crashed the pc and i found out my drives somehow crashed and they broke and on that drive i hab not a lot of progress but a decent amount like i was all done in the community centre all except fishing bundles so you can guess what i had and i got the mysterios qi quest so i could (totally not spend my in game money on a totlaly random rng) and so i lost all of that stuff so now im in for another vanilla grind.
i can see this is gonna end with a stubbed to my friend.
tbh I rotated it for like a solid 3 minutes and it never happened
i havent ever gotten it but ive seen it happen
and like i alr kno wwhat a jumpscare can do
TBF its not even really a jumpscare
once i was jumpscared by a pillger on the outpost i was going odnw and it came up in 0.00000000000000001 seconds
*down
Does anyone have a cheat sheet of who likes what for gifts?
oh MC mobs are a joke
1 sec
does anyone have any good world seeds for 1.6 on nintendo switch? by “good” i mean plenty of rain days, or fairy visit, or even early meteorite or alien capsule?
wait hold up when did they add alien capsules?
Thank you so much!
it’s been a thing since as long as i can remember
i’m going for an alien invasion livestock theme farm and wanting to get some space themed things early on if i can
Huh what does it even look like
interesting never got it in my old save
perch roe look like my vitamin d pills
Intriguing. Deficiency?
probably
lol i know what youre talking about, i used to take the nature made ones
right
I just buy whatever
the ones I have right now have like 2k jm
I either take the l and sell some of my fruit raw or accumulate 15k and buy a shed
You can just put the stuff you would put in the shed outside for now.
I was more referring to kegs/smokers
My house is filled with chests

There's seeds?
yes

i don't know what to make my favorite thing
First time getting into Stardew Valley in 8 years since I last played this. I want to do a vanilla playthrough before going modded, but are there any UI mods for stuff like better 4K upscaling support?
If there are those kinds of mods, I do want those, as small UI elements hurt my eyes
yes and i’m trying to find a seed that has an early meteorite for nintendo switch on 1.6 version
Hey guys I'm new here, been playing stardew since 2022. Thought mainly been playing it off and on. I mainly played on switch for awhile before i got a copy on steam when i got more into playing games on my laptop
Umm idk
Hi new here im Billy
#mod-showcase I think
Now I need a mod that replaces Morris with BILLY MAYS HERE ready to sell you the wonders of Jojamart products
not a request btw. just making a joke
who do you usually try to romance in your worlds?
Hey billy
last time i played Stardew Valley I think I was going for Abigail. But that was so long ago (8 years+)
Can somebody please explain how I can catch the sturgeon and bass? I've tried a dozen spots around the mountain lake, I have the fiberglass rod with master bait and I've caught several hundreds fish but neither of the ones I need.
sturgeon is mountain lake in summer or winter
it is a more difficult one tho
if you find a fish during those time that bounces around its probably sturgeon
Is there a specific spot or is my luck just trash? Considering I've only had maybe one fish like that a day.
is train station a good place for tree and mushroon log ? or tree only is better ?
are you checking your daily luck before going fishing? check your luck using the TV every morning
I just started watching Parks and Rec and I think Leslie is like Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Sturgeon is a little less common than other fish, the spot shouldnt matter too much but you could try fishing on the piece of land in the middle of the lake
Abigail usually
Daily luck doesn't affect whether you'll catch a certain fish or not
Some fish also only spawn during certain times
Both sturgeon and bass stop spawning after 7pm
Assuming you're talking about large bass
It makes me cry when I'm 10 mins late
😭
I'm like IT WAS JUST SIX.
I haven't tried mushroom logs there, but I don't see why it wouldn't work. I prefer to use it for tree farming, so it's mostly pines in long rows that I can just walk through & chop down when I need a few hundred wood.
That's always the worst 😭
It's so sad omg
No, terrible game
I reach perfection on my switch. lol now what?
#stardew-spoilers if you wanna talk late game things to do 🙂
Ok thanks!
If you want to try mods, the Stardew Valley Expanded (often abbreviated SVE) adds new characters, locations, and questlines. Definitely worth a look.
You can also try different farms & different strategies (Riverlands comes with a fish smoker, which is a great starting piece of equipment). There are a ton of farms available as mods also.
Hi
So I'm wondering, how many of you (like me) completely ignore the arcade games? I get to the heart event with Abigail & am always surprised to be reminded they exist. In about 2000 hours of playing I think I've tried Junimo cart once, and Prairie King maybe 3 times.
Those games are the bane of my existence, I will only bother with the prairie one on occasion cause it's my last steam achievement for the game
Unless I add a mod im nkt doing fectors challenge legit.
Not worth the stress
I say just ignore both. Much better mental health ignoring them besides when for the abigail cutscene
are wepon enchanments random?
like can i abuse the mechanic by reseting days to get what i want
If talking about the random buffs that can appear from weapons dropped by monsters. Than yes. If talking about something else wrong chat
Wrong chat for that kind. If he was talking about you know.like slime killer than that can be talked in this chat
can we not ignore the person telling you guys its the wrong chat
Wrong chat go to #stardew-spoilers
Sorry, new here. That's considered a spoiler?
okay
Yes its way after completing community center
please go to #stardew-spoilers for anything after the community center
No problem.
The urge to start a new farm
since its been years since i last played have they nerfed any of the money making methods since then
I assume the meta is different
What should I be spending my gold on?
The vault for the bus?
A big coop to use an item I got for fishing + ducks
More bag storage
Silo
Something else
Do so choose 4 corners and do remixed bundles
What is your current goal? How much g do you have?
What was the last update you played. Starfruit and ancient fruit wine still are supreme. Doing deep skull cavern is as good as ever. Fishing has gotten fish smokers that get both the fisher and artisan profession buffs applied to them.
Foraging has a late game thing that is helpful.
Fairy rose honey is great.
Tea saplings though we're nerfed.
Combat has a decent way to make money late game as well now. If 1.5 or before we're the last updates you played.
I last played in whatever the major update for 2018 was
That was 8 years ago buddy. A lot has changed since then
Wine was nerfed slightly but not enough for it to still not be one of the best money makers.
my long term goal is still gonna be having an ancient fruit wine farm then, i guess.
From 8 years ago just about everything has actually been buffed for money making
Only wine is nerfed compared to 8 years ago. As artisan went down from 50 percent down to 40 percent more. Or something like that sense 2018
I suggest taking your time to explore all the new things you have missed.
There is quite a bit. New events. New locations. New things to collect. New things to buff you. A new type of weather.
Skills have more as well.
New fish to catch.
Remixed bundles, remixed mines rewards. New farm layouts.
Plenty for you to explore.
I've been investing on kegs for a few days now but I didn't forsee that I'd be needing a lot of wood. I mainly explore the mines.
||go to the desert and plant oak trees for oak resin in the north and in the south fill it with pine trees to cut down for wood||
currently in the 6000g range, but I have a ton of crops just watiting to be harvested later. I recently got some sprinkers for my plants, so that explains the low g count.
I'm definitely trying this out. Thanks for this
Storage is always an issue. But having access to the bus would be a game changer
I guess I could wait for the incubator
I suggest buying your bag upgrade and doing the vault bundle. Then use the next harvest to start on animals
Build just 7 chests.
oh I almost forgot. Where do house upgrades factor in?
Storage will be solved for the rest of the game
I say after you get a chicken as a new player. Unless you want to do mareaige faster. The kitchen is enough house upgrades for a long time
finally, should I invest all of my coal into preserve jars? I heard they can be really good money makers, but I wasn't sure if they were preserve jars or kegs
Kegs are better.
okay. How do I prepare for the inevitable keg farming?
Check this out. This is what I suggest
what seeds give oak trees anyways?
^ or* fill up the ||quarry|| and train station with trees if you want lol
||place kegs in the quarry and in sheds is ehat i did||
I didnt even max out the north part of the ||desert|| and had 98 oak trees there.
Acorn
Hi mom
hey guys how do i get the 10th anniversary role?
@spare lava
The 10th anniversary role is no longer available, it was for a special server event in February to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the game.
aw i missed it
Or listen to him 😆
Meh
hi
Hello
what does this mean? 
Idk
o
i thought it was a super secret way to get the role 
There was a channel where we put memories in for the 10th anniversary but it's closed now
dang it i missed all of this

just wait another 10 years ez
Shit I would he 100
I had such an odd problem and I dunno what to do
Explain i got 5 minutes
So im missing one fish but i already caught it but it didn’t say i caught it in like the log but i did and its a legendary fish
And I don’t know how to fix it
Catch the fish agin?
Aren’t they only a one time catch
What fish is it?
Yes except if you got it with a pan
Mutant carp
You fished in the sewer
You can get legendary fish with a pan?
I have no idea
Using some late game things yes.
I caught it while fishing
So I really don’t know why it’s not like giving it to me
I have every other fish besides it
If you want more info that is to be talked in the spoilers channel
Brother where were you fishing?
The sewer
Reset the day
Ok the idk why it doesn't say you have it
Unless you already started the next one then idk
It’s too late I didn’t realize until I spend two days fishing there that I already had it (‘:
And that’s why I wasn’t catching it again
Weird

I’m sorry im so confused
I really tried fixing it on my own but im desperate at this point
Do you? You could do a challemge run instead
How does one not get overwhelmed by the beginning tasks to get started??
I dont think you're responsible for dictating how they consume this game
people just need to let others play games how they want. If thats what makes them happy who cares if its modded lol
Confused that's that's in response too
Step one ignore them. Step 2 choose a task and focus on it.
There is no time limit
I wasn't being serious.
sorry, hard for me to tell, genuinely
Yeah if I was saying do it this way I wouldnt say you could do this. Could isnt saying you must or should play that way.
Wat
My name isnt ArgonMatrix so I dont think ill be doing "Beating Stardew w/ no money" or silly stuff like that (pretty sure thats impossible but also Im just making a joke, so...)
Matthew lillard my beloved
actually i do wonder what the minimum gold needed to complete the community center is and if that amount is really just the vault costs
guys what are the perks to befriending linus
sam:
Well you also would have to account for the seeds you have to plant, including what you need for gold quality
Im just wondering how many of those have "dont have to spend gold" free ways of obtaining them. Its probably an interesting question at least
I guess in theory you could get them from mixed seeds but that’s heavy on rng
Sounds tedious to attempt but I’m sure someone already has 😂
Solid cooking recipe at 3 hearts, sashimi is decent food for early on
Also he's sage so you can learn a thing or 2 from him
I'm new here, but I think I'm bad at the game.
My reason? I'm on year 2, I haven't completed the community center, and I only just fixed up the bus to calico desert.
I did wife up Abigail tho :3

i don’t think anybody is objectively “bad” at stardew, it’s a very open ended and optional game, while the community center may be the main “story goal” you are never obligated to live by the story, you can just play at whatever pace you’d like, especially for a first place through imo.
if you’re too busy speed running through the community center you miss all the small details that make stardew so great, so i don’t think you should be so hard on yourself by only progressing through the center so much
for my first place through it took me 6 years or so to complete the CC, and i didn’t bother romancing anybody until i wanted to get all the achievements, so everybody plays at their own rates and has their own styles
Honestly, that makes me feel a lot better
I do have a question tho
Why is fishing so hard?😭
nobody ages or dies in this game so clearly its meant to be a "everybody is dead and this is heaven/hell" theory duuuhhhhhhhh. /s
IJBOL
It gets easier as you level up the skill, the bar will increase in size :3
you can also use fishing buffing foods to help out, and tackles like trap bobber
What foods buff fishing? Also, how do I make foods? I have upgraded my house, so I do have a kitchen! I just can't figure out how to cook- (just like real life, lol)
Ħëłḻø
you can use the kitchen or a cookout kit
i recommend using the beginner's rod until you've leveled up to around fishing level 4-5 ! i dont remember the dishes that buff fishing tho,, i know willy sells one but it isnt a big buff
Click on the kitchen counter with ingredients in your invetory/or in fridge to cook
I'd have to check, but I think I'm past level 5. I just stopped playing for a while and tried to pick up where I left off, so fishing is killing me, lol
troup soup(+1) can be bought from willy for a small bar size boost. You can combine it with deluxe bait or cork bobber to make it even bigger too
Ok, thank you!
gets easier with skill levels + better rod + patience learning
but it’s just abnormally difficult at the start
I think it's also harder for me, since I'm playing on mobile
Got an ancient seed on 18th of spring the first year.. Should i plant it?
yuh!
Aight im a bit late on planting, but i can get a few seeds before winter lol
you should have time to get 5-6 harvests. I recommend saving the fruit for a seed maker, then replant in greenhouse.
I would wait until you have greenhouse
It'll take a while to get the ||greenhouse||, def plant
i suggest never planting the ancient seed after summer 1st
Gm
just so you can get 4 ancient fruit. just in case some turn into mixed seeds instead of ancient seeds in the seed maker

Def, any AF growing is good 🙂
Where did you plant them
near my other crops
Which season are you in now?
summer, 22
i planted ny first ancient fruit in spring 1
as of now i got 16
No
i... had no idea community center was a thing i needed before fall so..

i missed out on the golden crops
thats the only thing im missing
so i gotta wait for fall
again
Well fall is soon
Help! Im having a stardew valley themed party and need "Would you Rather" questions. Something like "fruit bat cave or mushroom cave" etc
Cc/joja
I did the really obvious ones already
Krobus/human
Marry,kiss, kill marriage candidates edition
marry seb kiss abby kill shane
Good morning
Yes.

NOOOOOOOO
I remember my sister doing this. She hadn't been playing long and we tried a co-op game, and she was asking "what am I supposed to do in this building? There's nothing there." ||She had missed seeing the tablet, so had gone quite a while without getting the letter from the wizard.||

This is a great idea thank you! Any more?
Seb my beloved gave me coffee
I agree with kill Shane
marry kiss kill non marriage candidates
it was proabbly the best coffee
oof
ooh this could be fun! especially with the dwarf and stuff lol
yeah
I just need a few more would you rather type questions
hmm
pass out of exhaustion/ rush back to the farm maybe?
me: farm totem
what to do if screen goes black for a sec while playing stardew, some buttons can still be seen
and game is still running

turn into a bat then use high-pitched, ultrasonic pulses to find ur way to bed 
im inside skull cavern
welp time to reset game
immediately open invetory to pause the game xd
the menu button is also black
only thing that can be seen is one item in my inv and the time
quick! catch it before it turns dark aswell 
nooo
my monitor goes black for a sec every now and then, "E" is in my muscle memory when that happens 'xD
hi
its my second world is 120k total earnings in fall good?
yea! gj 
i finished minecart part and almost greenhouse and bridge fix
first year?
yes
hell yeah i couldn't do those stuff until year 2
bro when i see youtubers i get disappointed they make really high processes than me
No worries. You can sleep an entire year away. And it's all good.
iam also at 108 level cavea
if u wanna have fun, stick to just playing
s
It's your own pace.
imma invernate
and HOW DO YOU FIND EARTH CRYSTALS SOMEONE TELL ME
geodes
and mining in general
but in like 0-30 i think
lemme check
i prob found 2 JUST TWO
||"An Earth Crystal is a type of Mineral. It can be foraged in The Mines (especially floors 1 - 39), or obtained from Geodes and Omni Geodes, dropped from Duggies in the Mines (floors 1 - 29), dropped from Haunted Skulls, or from panning. It can also be found in Fishing Treasure Chests or in a Garbage Can.
Earth Crystals can be destroyed by bombs"||
ill try
I can't find enough earth crystals for mayo machines.
Even with mayo the chickens don't seem worth it past the first summer or fall.
funny enough chickens are the coop animal that make the most money. while rabbits are the best for friendship
if i chop my apple tree down will the sapling keep the quality that it was b4 i chopped it
yes
great bc the wiki was a bit unclear
honestly for a full coop of chickens 6 mayo makers are enough. put 6 eggs into them in the morning. put 6 eggs into them at night.
I love the rabbits. Chickens don't seem like they're worth it compared to crops or cows.
damn i dont remember what the best early game crops are and too dirt poor atm to afford anything else
waiting for the mines to open at this point
Damn
House upgrade
got my house and 36 bagpack
already.....
Umm tools
Go to gold
Barns coops
ya, maybe i should
U could also finsh the cc
let me try
Kk
it do be mission impossible tho since i focus on profit on the first two season
Ahh
What did u do to get so much money
strawberry + fishing , and now blue berry
Damn
Damn
tho i do say now i got kitchen i want to cook
Cook it up
but realize how little i can do right now , no ingredient at all and not a lot of recipe
Watch tv
first summer ,how much would i get from it
What day
17
I've experienced something and I'm not sure if its a bug
or perhaps related to a broken mod
Characters asking for potatoes on days 3 and 4 of Spring Y1
There's no way to get speed grow at this point in the game, nor buying it from the travelling cart
P sure I've seen cauliflower requests before day 10 too. Should be working as intended
it sucks because I wanted to do some early Help Wanted quests for prize tickets...
but so far 100% of them have been impossible
that happens
Must you be reminded, you've only been there for a few days. The help wanted board is for anyone to pick up and do (canonically) and not just the farmer
Fr 12 pototo juice in 12 days
i like watermelons because they are good food
if we're going with in-game canon, Gus would be the only other person to reasonably be able to complete the request. No one else grows crops, and he presumably gets produce shipped in.
But also the only way for another character to have potatoes this early into spring are if they're proficient enough in farming to have gotten deluxe speed grow, which no one is.
Lewis (technically) grows some crops, Jodi grows stuff (canonically), Marnie and Shane produce animal products, Clint gathers stones and gems, Even Pierre and Caroline grow crops.
Every item that comes up on the help wanted board can canonically be completed by another villager, just depending on how
Farmer is just a Jack/Jill of all trades and does everything
board quest is random items. ignored if you can't complete it
Hi
waving happily
H8
Hello people!
i just thought i’d announce that after 90 hours i finally fished my first neptune’s glaive after watching my friends get it in the first 15 minutes of starting
👏
Spoilwe
congratz

I know that, but it sucks because my plan was to focus on the help board quests to get easy friendship and prize tickets.
and so far 100% of them have been impossible to do.
My goal for the game is to read every book and i found out today its an acctual aciment
Lol
haha good luck with that 
Thanks
If I had to set myself a goal, it would be to start a morning with 100% energy 🥲🥲
Like irl?


What's the opposite of 76
3 or new Vegas....iykyk
there should be a .1% chance of a special event to where if you gift pam a beer and then ask her to drive you to the desert, she crashes and you wake up at the clinic
Helloo
Yes
yes, that would be awesome
I’m making some too but not big ones
I made some mini ones years that are so good but now I want HUGE
Those are so cute!
I want a huge one to just like live on my sofa permanently lmfao
My cat would probably sleep on its head though
They should make junimo bean bag chairs
rate my fit
💯
Goofy goober maxing
Eh
Get a miners treat turst
Yessss
Time to play
Good morning guys
7.40am rn
[[Maragie]]
?
Wife marriage
[[Marriage]]
U dont have to remind me ik we have 12hr difference
Yes
Good evening ireland
How was sleep
Mom
My left eye twitching
hi guys! question. how can i recover my dead maze account f i forgot my email? 😭
Idk whats maze
Then go back to sleep or do you have to work
Was going to gym
What do you mean by "dead maze"?
I guess imma sleep
lol wrong group! sorry!
But i drank coffee

I need to find a gym to go to
Got ragebaited.....
Good luck with recovering your account @ocean needle 
Yes
thanks! Dead Maze its a really good game. should try it!
Tell me about it in #town-square
Good luck hope they have steam in it
Steam store or steam steam
Steamed hams
Strange Bun
Steam steam
Oh sauna
Ohh its sauna?
Yeah, wasn't there one in pelican town
Oh yeah....we just call it steam here
Oh it was public bathroom nvm
Not the bath tub one
Yeah ik, it's just room with hot steams
Didn't know theres uma musume in stardew
why do seed spots never appear when you actually want them 🥀
Cause they know you looking for them
Brokkoli
Whats seed spot?
the ones that give you carrot, broccoli, squash and powdermelon seeds
Still no clue
they look like artifact spots except green
Its artifact spot, but fake, gives you seeds instead
Ohhh i call them earthworms also never saw green unless it was algae
They actually praying
what day is it now for you in-game?
Those legs......
15 fall
Its ritual
Would prefer arrow legs
Theyre halfway down a squat
hmm it's a bit late but you can check backwoods to see if there's still a seedspot there
on the 9th of every season, it's guaranteed to have 1 seedspot but by 15th it could have disappeared already
otherwise you'd have to try your luck at scything crates in the mines/||sc||
They already squatting
"your horse has wondered where you've been"
That joke is so fucked up 
can't decide what music to listen to while playing and it's driving me crazy
I was contempleting it
Intense heavy metal, extremely fitting
the way ive only gotten broccoli seeds from the crates so far. FREE MEE
also i dont have ||secret woods|| unlocked. im doing a reverse shipping collection challenge so not really enough money for axe upgrades unfortunately
#stardew-spoilers message where the seed spot would be
bet
it's not ||secret woods||, it's backwoods
Put on a random song and see how it goes
as in from north exit of your farm
It's just like listening to the original soundtrack
I just put on a letsplay or some
oohh sorry i misread that. i mustve missed it then
sometimes I just put my liked songs on shuffle tbh
I was gone for 1 minute to court sandy 
thats a good option
what if I just find rock versions of the original soundtracks
Backwoods 
yeah that's a bit unfortunate but also good luck for your run! are you allowing money from quests or just strictly from shipping?
Preparing for the next update?
No.. i just like her sprite and starfruit
I see...
Sprite
Two birds with two stones, i still have both
Not the drink
I was hoping it was
now I'm thirsty
Sprite is pretty okag
Its a very good drink
honestly the best
oh wait I haven't drank water today woops
ive been doing quests! i just cant sell anything, including fish or minerals. ill only be able to sell fish when i get to smoked fish. also thank you :)
I actually don't like it that much but still pick it over a few different sodas
what dont you pick over sprite then?
Pepsi is sweeter version of coke
no joja probably hates the diabetics
Thats what my dad says
and he's got a point
Im not unc yet
Well, I only pick Mtn. Dew and Dr. Pepper over Sprite. I actually like Pepsi and coke more than Sprite but I think Sprite is just the replacement for mtn dew 
soon enough
I decided to give you the opposite cuz it's easier
I like Dr Pepper
I dont have pepper over here sadly
Mtn dew is ok
depends on the flavour
Dr Pepper I havent had enough in my life
i feel like sprite is the best soda cause its so basic. i like adding fruit juice to it to make sparkling drinks
It’s funny cause I’m drinking one right now
I grew up with Mountain Dew so that's probably why I like it so much
Coke and Pepsi just feel the same, though I drink alot of coke on Christmas
fire opinion
although those ads can go die
That's because they're from the same company 🤑
I see now
Literally the same thing but with different brands
Yep true ngl
I do like mixing it with other juice
Its not that bad
I'm weird cause I kinda don't like pepsi but I love coke
i like it from time to time
Unsweet version of pepsi
I think it's just a marketing strategy. Creating two really similar drinks and then making ads like people have to pick sides
a good cold unopened coke always hits
so does a pepsi
They aren't the same drink but they're really similar
Here we have thums up too......similar to coke and pepsi
so I just go with whatever
most of the time I drink monster and then feel like puking for several hours
Why are we talking about soda?
But less sweet than pepsi ahain
no clue tbh
Joja cola.......erased our minds
Someone mentioned sprite earlier and I got an awakening
I dont think that stuff no more
someone mentioned sandy's sprite and then we derailed
I can see that
Am I the only one that doesn’t really like drinking coffee that much
Might want to try taking it in different way like this, It gives you sped
Yes
I've never drank coffee and I don't really plan to tbh
Coffee and tea love it
I prefer tea
i dont drink it either. i hate how it smells so much nicer than it tastes. i have the tastebuds of a 5 year old.
also find that it makes me sleepier instead of waking me up
Bro body works oppositely
Yesss exactly it does that to me too
oh yeah I've heard energy drinks make a lot of people sleepy
There’s a reason for it
sugar
unrelated but the bone mill is honestly so underrated imo
Just drink more ezz
The geode breaker is bad
I thought it was instant

some people feel sleepy because they build a tolerance to coffee so I don't think that would actually help lol
they dont wanna make clint more irrelevant than he already is
Clint is the goat
I've never used a geode breaker in my life, faster to just go to Clint at this point
Caffeine temporarily blocks adenosine which allows sleep and relaxation and then allows for the release of adrenaline and dopamine which can improve focus. For people who are neurodivergent and have an already active brain it does the opposite and calms the brain
I wanted to say something but rules doesnt allow me so imma be quiet......
Its a banned chemical name
Even more goated than goth haley
GOTH HALEY?
maybe I don't hate her
oh my god
WHAT is your bio* gang
forogot what its called 🙏
it made me snort bro
This is a very tsundere time in my life
LMAO
im so happy for you
Bro saw what we could've had
Im kinda yandere type or prefer
Now I wanna make a Haley themed Abigail
🧎♀️
The goth haley one isn't mine I stole it but I'm pretty sure I can make a valley girl Abigail
Hello my daughter how are u doing?!
now I wish I could forget cause this is torture
Here take this
HELP ME?
My bf is playing the cheese video😭
Who
Scroll a bit up
blushing
Idk whats that......
Yummers
The video where the guy smacks cheese on a counter and says cheese
I'm so used to town square that I get confused when bot commands don't work in the gameplay channels
Thanks for the gif but thats not just a guy
Your no longer in danger
I forgot his name rip.....
John cheese
It looks like James May
never been more confused in my life
I thought a penny Keychain was haley help
He is ....
Penny so goated
You asked for his name
Ohhh thank you so much respected Lady for your help

I miss haley👩🦯 my wife👩🦯🧎♀️
Dw im keeping her safe
And she's keeping marceline safe😮💨🫳🫳
So like what if robin was goth
people say Shane is rude and then Alex hits me with "what do you want? I've got more important things to do right now." and all he's doing is standing still
Throw an empty beer can at him
jesus
LITERALLY
Must have been the wind
Omg
bro is just throwing a ball in the air he's not doing anything important
Cough cough
My bf's face:🤨 me:looks at my phone must have been the wind💀

Fortnite tiktok
This is giving "those who know 💀☠️ respect 🔥🗣️"
personally wish I didn't know 😭
!haley
!hayley
Never saw a girl so down bad for Hailey
💁♀️
You folks like people?
I like Robin
me googling "stardew rancher vs tiller" in every single run because i constantly forget which one is better
It’s ok me too
thanks gang i love validation
I just flip a coin every time if I don't know which to pick
I wish i could do that irl with girls
I mean you can if you want to be that shallow
Would get slapped by mine tho
what 😭
nah there is one very clear winner i just always forget which
I just pick/ see haley and fold
bro is way too down bad
What are the chances of getting a large crop?
Haley got more than 7 folds on you bro
There's a small chance every night for a 3×3 of grown crops to turn giant
You like sunflowers too crazy👩🦯🧎♀️
Only if they can ofc
After they’re fully grown and left unharvested
Looks like I'm experimenting
Does it matter in price?
Also can you overdose in coffee in sv?
No?
why do the crops just decide to meld into one entity
That would be funny
Magik
They're alive
Plant hivemind proven real
Anyways bye chat meet yall later
"the plants are alive" yeah i sure hope they are
Bye bye
Bye father🫳
Bye daughter stay safe 👋🏼
send help I don't even have a copper pickaxe yet 💀
Rip
Bombs
any copper and coal with u? can make cherry bomb
yes but I cheated a bomb in before I saw this 
cheated
yes
So?
Stardew Valley but I never plant crops
How survive then
fishing maybe
Fishe
cant hit with normal pickaxe?

Yessss
yup
it would just take really long and it's first year so I'm really low on energy
i see. definitely you need bomb
Mind if I add a nuke in sv?
oh my
hehe
Hmmm
For mining of course
No what the fuck thats agist the Geneva convention
unfarms your farm sim

I will turn my farm sim into a fishing sim
this made me think of
"guys.. my dad just offered me a beer.... im 16"
modded?
Yah
Fish to your hearts content bro
no just in the regular game
I love fishing
what is your favourite spot fish?
the way I felt slightly confused cause drinking beer from a young age is normal here 😭
Either the beach or the one place near the farm (not the small pond*)
Not here, it’s 21
18 with parents consent
No
Maybe in other states but ours you can’t
are things less likely to spawn on elevator floors to keep you from easily farming or do i just have terrible luck
Wiat thats marriage or the other thing idk
Depends which floor I suppose, what are you trying to get
Don't worry she don't want me so I married Leah instead
in my country it's 18 but that doesn't stop people from drinking before that either
(NOT saying that's a good thing)
lava crabs
Just bad luck while on those floors.
Ah I wouldn’t know because I haven’t made it there quite yet
oh ok ill just explode i guess
I would suggest actually resetting floor 25. The rock crabs there die faster.
15 or 25. As they can also have rock crabs.
nah i need lava crabs specifically
For what
help wanted
Time to read 🙂
if robin was goth what colour would her hair be
yeah me neither but im doing a challenge run so i need all the money i can get
Ummm maybe a dark red
What challemge run. I cant do those quests unless I get one for characters in allowd. Which is unlikely so none of those for my challenge run. Because of them adding friendship
Breaking news today as the Chum Bucket
Has been riddled with bullets in a drive-by shooting
Emergency responders have reported one female victim
And one thing is for certain
Bikini Bottom is no longer safe
shipping collection backwards
black with red streaks
Thwts gotta be fun
And here I put shipping, fish, crafting, minerals, and artifacts into a big alphabetical list.
Plus several other rules
fire
she'd probably do half and half too
The first hurdle in my challemge run is getting storage. As I cant craft any chests till long after I complete community center. Very few things can be sold at that. Fun. Geode farming is what ill have to do
oh my god yes
why are you torturing yourself this way.
Real cause what are you supposed to do
This isnt that bad its only getting enough money to get mini fridges. Know the next big hurdle is for me to get aged roe without crafting a preserves jar
that sounds kinda fun ngl
mini fridge is fun
Pray to Yoba that the traveling Cart sells it if you can use that
In the spoiler chat I have a link that sends to a spreadsheet with all my rules.
No. Its upgrade the house for 10k. Then buy each mini fridges from Robin for 3k
goth coloured
I may or may not be lazy but I'll check it out....at some point 🫡
Same
lovely
Ok Charlie
Well I have recorded my first attempt. The first upside will release on May 1st.
Made a mistake and had to restart the challemge after 7 hours
I would crash out if that happened to me
haven't had someone in this server call me Charlie yet so I had to do a double take lmaooo
This run i predict is easily 100plus hours. 100 hours being the lower bpund. But its probably gonna be closer to 200 to 300 hours
So 7 hours isnt to bad
i suck at colour theory
How so
i cant figure out how to make robin's hair black and look good
7 hours and I barely had 1 bundle complete and had a backpack upgrade 4 mini fridges, and the burglars ring.
hmmmmmmm
maybe make it fade from a dark orange to black instead
Definitely crash out worthy
Nah. Its only 7 hours I to what could easily by a several hundred hour challenge run
this might work
k got his
do i need more or less orange
Maybe a little less?
i see
that looks more like brown to me but maybe I suck lmao
It does look brown to me too
If you look up orange to black ombré hair that may help.
lemme do smth reall quickk
waits
can you use the farm cave to place machines
so like dark orange is basically brown
I can find a picture of the orange I'm thinking of
Yes
and use them?
ohhhhh ok so it's just orange -> brownish -> black
It’s like a burnt orange and black
Yeah I think so
You should be able to, what machine
Although all should work
Except casks
yeees exactly
so like this and black?
i burnt it
pfft
ok wait no
orange 67 seems to work better
ain't this red
No but you can make it a bit darker that’s just the closest I could find
it's a kinda bright orange I think
You’ll get it eventually
6..7
sobs
Oh no
when I saw that number and no one said anything I thought we were free 
we never free.. unless new brainrot come
sigh, one day freedom will come
There's actually a new one called 7x7=49
what even
?
7x7=49 is for some reason "hot" to most people
I don’t understand how when it’s just math

mroow
and you dont. think its hot?
its so beautiful just loo kat it
Wtf bro
lmaooo
||Do sprinklers in the greenhouse water garden pots?||
Ppl be doing anything to numbers atp
The only numbers I think look great is this paycheck I’m about to get
Both in game and irl
I think no. Garden pots must be watered manually using a watering can or use retaining water soil
i was thinking kegs. tysm
how much miney(in-game?)
should i turn my carnberries into wine or dry them?
...I'm getting mixed messages
I think usually wine is better
what can i do with 70k in the first summer
wine is better but you need a lot of kegs
maybe test it with one garden pot
Umm 200,000
i mean i got more blue berry but what can i do now
how about you do little experiment first
I mean okay
True because it never hurts to try





