stardew-valley

[scenic saddle]

Only?

weak negotiator

[woven pecan]

i didnt want more

i couldve gotten 10

[scenic saddle]

Nah maybe 20

[woven pecan]

he agreed to 10

then i said

'no i'll be nice and only do 5'

thats the plan!

you gotta build up your rep so they do stuff for you

'remember that time i spared you from your punishment of 10 games?'

[zinc bolt]

bro I want to play with other people but I'm too scared to if I haven't had a number of conversations with them before

[haughty nest]

Should blueberries and cranberries go into kegs or preserve jars or just sold straight?

[woven pecan]

scared theyre weirdos or scared they'll think YOURE a weirdo ?

[tribal plinth]

kegs if you have free kegs

[leaden moth]

Dehydrator may or may not make more money I forgot

[tribal plinth]

eventually dehydrators when your kegs are busy with more profitable crops

[zinc bolt]

I KNOW I'm a weirdo, it's a problem with socializing

[haughty nest]

I'm in fall and still have a bunch of|| starfruit ||that needs to be kegged from summer, im just going to sell my blueberries and cranberries to invest in more preserve jars, kegs, and dehydrators

[woven pecan]

thats insanely relatable unfortunately

i have the issue that the people are either weird or think im weird

so its a struggle

[last edge]

[zinc bolt]

I knoooow 😭 it's also a problem of making OTHER people uncomfortable with socializing

[lone pumice]

Dehydrator makes more money

[median wind]

18 more hours at work and then I get to play for a whole week

[vast oxide]

Does it make more money per fruit or is it just fast cause it's 5 fruit at once

[woven pecan]

you are speaking my truth rn

[spice coral]

18 hours

Shein sweatshop?

[zinc bolt]

I just knew bro would relate cause let's be real most people struggle like this 💀

[median wind]

splitting that between 2 days 🫠🫠

Should have just said 2 more shifts 😭

[spice coral]

Lol thats better! Hope it goes fast

[tribal plinth]

It makes less money per input (since it takes 5 inputs for one output), but its much faster so it's great for when you have a large amount of stuff to process.

[woven pecan]

ntm i'd try the lfg thingie but the fear of rejection is terrible

[last edge]

okay chat im convinced, im hopping on stardew

[zinc bolt]

THIS. I looked into lfg but I never said a word in there cause I was like "god what if they don't need other people anymore or we end up not being able to play together"

[woven pecan]

we are so twinterlinked

[last edge]

I dont play in lfg because every time i tried everyone plays for 1 session then never gets on again

[zinc bolt]

we just straight up twinning

[woven pecan]

thats also so irritating

[zinc bolt]

yeah I also thought about that

[woven pecan]

is there a limit as to how many coop players there can be

[last edge]

8

[zinc bolt]

like I need someone who plays as much as I do, or at least is able to get on more than once

[last edge]

I can only be interested in a game for a couple hours before my ADHD kicks in and i need to do something else before i explode

My steam account doesnt give it justice though dont look at my hours

[zinc bolt]

yeah that's also understandable lmao

[leaden moth]

I think its per 5 fruit base sell. It doesn’t work for every fruit tho. Ik starfruit is better in kegs

[last edge]

I like how i have a farm that has accumulated 5 minutes of total lifetime 💀

[zinc bolt]

I've done that 💀

[leaden moth]

Lol why did u even start it

[zinc bolt]

I made a bunch of farms were the characters had some sort of story but then never actually played on any of them

[last edge]

I dont know i mustve been really bored one day

[leaden moth]

I think its pretty funny that it only lasted 5 minutes tho

[last edge]

Compared to the rest of my saved that all have 50+ hours 💀 except the one with 20 hours

[leaden moth]

Wait why is ur scroll bar that big..how many saves do u have

[last edge]

Like 10

[leaden moth]

Oh its looks like more

Thats not crazy

[lavish zenith]

My favorite part about it is that it's day 2 of Spring, which means you started the save, immediately went to bed, and then left

[last edge]

Yes

[zinc bolt]

I don't have these saves anymore so old screenshot it is

[spice coral]

Exhausted after looking at the parsnips

[last edge]

I do not know what i was thinking

[woven pecan]

is your name wuna? /j

[zinc bolt]

and then my first which I also don't have anymore gdsgasdgasdg

[last edge]

My online name yes irl no

[lavish zenith]

That time looks cursed to me

Year 4 though is impressive

[zinc bolt]

I had a save on my laptop that was on year 7

[keen wigeon]

Heyo!

[lavish zenith]

Tbf I have a habit of just making new saves, I've only gotten to year 2 at the most

Hello! :]

[vast oxide]

And then you have sweet gem berry which is just a waste of time

[leaden moth]

Ive only ever had one in my hand and it went straight to cc

[leaden moth]

But profit

[last edge]

I think theres a achievement to sell 5 of every item

[vast oxide]

It takes so much time and space

And you can't use it in artisan stuff

[leaden moth]

True

[leaden moth]

U cant??

Bruh it is a waste then wtf

[vast oxide]

You didn't know that?

[leaden moth]

Id could do that but im assuming this includes fish?

[leaden moth]

Nope

I learn random facts about the game everyday

[last edge]

No cause u can only catch 1 of each legend, i think it might just be crops

[leaden moth]

Oh thats so easy i have 5 of every crop rn in chests

[last edge]

You guys ever spend more time just staring at your steam account then actually playing games or just me 🙏

[leaden moth]

No sadly i dont play on pc. But its a very overwhelming place esp if theres a sale

[last edge]

I just look at the games that im probably never gonna play

[leaden moth]

Real. I do that with eshop too but that cesspool is full of slop so it ends very quickly

[keen wigeon]

I'm struggling with a farm layout.... What should I do? It's making me feel stuck.

[stoic obsidian]

I don’t know what type of pc you have but i was able to transfer my saved map to my mac when i had problems with my phone and later on transferred it back to my mobile version. It’s like a folder or a zip that you can move from here to there

[last edge]

Wym? Like picking a farm type? I usually like forest farm

[keen wigeon]

Layout like where paths sheds etc

[last edge]

Ooo

[leaden moth]

#farms-and-outfits has some inspiration u could look at/get advice on urs. Here are two pictures im using rn i copped from here

[keen wigeon]

Thank you, I think I'm going to make a new save file to make a fresh new farm! I think starting fresh would help me.

Also what's the best method to get clay @leaden moth?

[leaden moth]

There’s a method called clay farming u could look up on YouTube. I can’t explain it well

But i get most of my clay from the mines or digging up artifact spots

[leaden moth]

You can also just move buildings with robin you dont have to start over

[keen wigeon]

I think that got patched on mobile I tried it didn't work sadly.

[rough plank]

requires legacy rng

[leaden moth]

Aww man that sucks

Then mines prob

[keen wigeon]

Alrighty!

[rough plank]

without clay farming js till mines thats how i plan to get it

[trail quarry]

Floor 11 to 29 of the mines work out the best for me usually

[graceful ledge]

im in the first spring of the game and found a diamond, should I sell it

[hexed iris]

clayfarming only works nowadays if u enable legacy rng! (when making ur farm)

oh sorry i didn't backread my bad

NRC alr answered haha

[hexed iris]

there's a steam achievement for polyculture - not needed for 100% (ship 15 of each crop) but that's it (and it's a specific list of crops, some are not included), whereas shipping 1 of each item is required for 100% ing the game

[jagged wraith]

If you're early and need money, I'd say sell it, you'll def find more where you can donate one

[graceful ledge]

ok cool! I wanted to make sure I wasnt selling something hella rare I just happened to get

(for context I REALLY enjoy fishing in this game)

[hexed iris]

sometimes villagers tend to ask for item fetch quests and these quests give x3 item base price so i like to have 1 copy with me at least so i don't have to scramble when the quest appears, and only sell when i need the cash urgently

[graceful ledge]

ill spend all of my energy on it most days

[jagged wraith]

Oh it's only 750g, in that case, donate it to the museum actually

[graceful ledge]

D: but thats a lot to me still

I will trust

[rough plank]

major spoilers in both lol

[jagged wraith]

Whatever works 🙂

[rough plank]

depends how early you are

If you have a crystalarium, you could put it in there ||and possibly trade it to the desert trader for triple shot espresso||

If you're really early on you can just sell it bc the extra gold is helpful
otherwise you can toss it to gunther in the museum

[graceful ledge]

I have no clue what a crystalarium even IS

im 17 days into the game (ingame days ofc)

[rough plank]

lvl 9 mining level u unlock it

[graceful ledge]

first time playing 😭

[rough plank]

it duplicates gems

[graceful ledge]

that sounds good?

I think

[rough plank]

or ||as a reward from 25k gold bus bundle||

[misty heron]

I'm no longer in my 2 week Stardew Phase, I'm now in the Minecraft phase

[thorny compass]

Just sell it

[rough plank]

rip

[misty heron]

💔💔💔

[thorny compass]

There is no 2 week Stardew phase imo

I just log in every once a week

😔

[rough plank]

2 week phases are common for me

[thorny compass]

I play one day per week

[rough plank]

but can sometimes become 2 month phases

[thorny compass]

One in game day

[misty heron]

I can't do it, last thing I did on the game was move all my buildings around and colour co-ordinate all my chests

[rough plank]

u got bored organizing lol

thats so me

[misty heron]

The colours are too broad

[thorny compass]

I'm tryna get level 10 farming in spring

[hearty ermine]

anywhere i can post a yt vid of my friend and i playing in here

[rough plank]

js plant alot of crops

[thorny compass]

#images-and-memes maybe

[thorny compass]

417 strawberries

[last edge]

oh its 15? thought it was 5, i have all the achievements so i forgor

[thorny compass]

Or 1875 parsnips

[misty heron]

On every other game grind rn apart from Stardew

[graceful ledge]

question: it says 4 days to grow does that count the day im on or only the following day

[hearty ermine]

maybe, if it gets taken down im blaming you lol

[worn escarp]

Yes

[thorny compass]

It counts the day you water it

[thorny compass]

BRO😔

[graceful ledge]

ok cool!

[jagged wraith]

Bro's got luscious locks

[thorny compass]

Besides wild seeds I think?I think they take 7/8 days to grow

[graceful ledge]

parsnips

I have no other time to grow anything else

[misty heron]

I would sell them rn for the new Rivals Invisible Woman skin

[thorny compass]

Just 4 days

[thorny compass]

Do you not fish

[graceful ledge]

yes

which is why I said 4 days

[jagged wraith]

Been there

[graceful ledge]

I LOVE fishing

I plant crops tho for while I fish

[thorny compass]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[misty heron]

I lie I would not sell my locks. But still

[hexed iris]

that's good

[jagged wraith]

Not much I wouldn't do for a sick fortnite skin

[thorny compass]

What level are you in

[rough plank]

day ur on + growth time = day of harvest

[misty heron]

No fortnite has bad skins rn

[rough plank]

so parsnips on day 1 will harvest on day 5 boom

[misty heron]

Apart from the Bun Bun Jr sidekick

[thorny compass]

I'm loyal to one Fortnite skin

[graceful ledge]

level 4, im still on the first spring of the game tho

[jagged wraith]

I just want Fishstick man

[misty heron]

😭😭

[thorny compass]

did you watch a catfish yet

[jagged wraith]

And tomb raider

[graceful ledge]

no

no spoilers either pls

[misty heron]

I have Tomb Raider 😛

[jagged wraith]

Lucky bastard

[rough plank]

do you mean catch

[thorny compass]

That's why you love fishing l🥹

[thorny compass]

Oh sorry

[misty heron]

I'd lowkey sell my acc but I don't think it would sell for a lot

[thorny compass]

nah bro watch look at it you feel me bro

[thorny compass]

How many skins?

[rough plank]

catfish are not a spoiler you catch them in the rain in the forest/city river, even as early as day 3 which is always rainy

[rough plank]

wuh

[graceful ledge]

huh, I wasnt sure if they were lol

[misty heron]

A good few but I don't think they're rare enough to have a ton of value

[thorny compass]

Like 200 ish?

[misty heron]

No 💔

Like

Idk, it's not a lot tho

[thorny compass]

oh

I mean if you skins have s1 or c2 then it might be worth smth

Like some stuff hasn't been on the market for a WHILE

[misty heron]

Sigh no 😮‍💨

It's worth nothing

[thorny compass]

It's not worth selling

[misty heron]

I need the coinage for rival skins

Do I hear £1?

[thorny compass]

Ion even feel like talking to you anymore

[misty heron]

💀

[thorny compass]

rivals

bro talking bout sum rivals

[jagged wraith]

I call a go get em tiger and a 🤜🤛

[misty heron]

Hey its either Rivals or Overwatch

The new BP comes out in 9 days

[rough plank]

microtransactions 🤑

EA stardew valley 5.99 beach dlc

[misty heron]

But the skins are so pretty ☹️

There's a DLC 🤨🤨🤨

[rough plank]

17.99 town dlc

[misty heron]

O

I'm being lied to

[rough plank]

79.99 farm dlc

[thorny compass]

Baal or moloch ahh

[jagged wraith]

Each marriage candidate £40

[misty heron]

Trash Vs Garbage

[rough plank]

krobus 70$

[jagged wraith]

Episode ahh gems. Punch Morris 50 diamonds or let him stay and rule over pelican town for free

[misty heron]

50 diamonds

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/take-my-money-heres-my-card-here’s-my-card-card-take-my-card-gif-5650338825958178904

[misty heron]

I wouldn't let Lewis run the town either

[jagged wraith]

dk how the town lasted as long as it did without the farmer holding up the entire economy

[misty heron]

Abso scam

Grinding for what

[thorny compass]

he blows the president

[glad ravine]

nice hair

[thorny compass]

or smth

[jagged wraith]

Bro's rizzing the whole server with his blowout

[weak hinge]

Personally I should run it

I already run errands for everyone

[thorny compass]

You just want marney bro

[weak hinge]

I own the largest property

[thorny compass]

Morris we know it's you

[weak hinge]

Is that so wrong

[misty heron]

Sanku Lyman

[thorny compass]

Maybe not

[misty heron]

False

[misty heron]

I don't get Blow-outs ☹️💔

[weak hinge]

All the taxes will go to building more land and growing the valley

[thorny compass]

I can give you a blow

[devout elbow]

What

[jagged wraith]

What

[devout elbow]

Literally

[proven canyon]

Do yall know an easy way to get iron

[lone pumice]

Clint

[thorny compass]

Buying it

[misty heron]

Mining

[thorny compass]

Nah

[proven canyon]

Where do you buy it

[lone pumice]

Clint.

[jagged wraith]

Floors 40-79 or buy from Clint

[misty heron]

Just hating on me

[thorny compass]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-water-meme-gif-4970413557577283815

[proven canyon]

Oh wait im dumb

[misty heron]

Unlock the Quarry and blow everything up

[proven canyon]

Thanks yall

[lone pumice]

I think mining is better than wasting money,

[thorny compass]

WHYS HE AI

[proven canyon]

Hey

[misty heron]

Hey x

[lone pumice]

Hey

[proven canyon]

Tarot im too lazy to mine

[thorny compass]

Just reset and mine

[devout elbow]

You tell me. You're the one who said it

[lone pumice]

Oops

[misty heron]

Wth I said mine

[jagged wraith]

What's wrong with what I said

[rare smelt]

hi all

[proven canyon]

Hiii

[jagged wraith]

Howdy Mercer

[lone pumice]

Then buy

[misty heron]

What did they say

[lone pumice]

You know exactly what's wrong with it

[proven canyon]

Welp imma dissaperate bye yall

[lone pumice]

Evilbye

[jagged wraith]

You're mistaking me for the other guy

[devout elbow]

All I said was "what"

[lone pumice]

I don't even know anymore

[devout elbow]

Hello!!

[misty heron]

What da helly

[jagged wraith]

Anyway gold sucks in minecraft but is good in stardew whys that

[misty heron]

I luh Minecraft

[lone pumice]

Guess what

[misty heron]

...

[lone pumice]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[devout elbow]

Chicken butt? it's okay I'll leave the server

[lone pumice]

You won't be missed

[misty heron]

HE SAID IT NOT ME

[devout elbow]

So true 🙏🙏🙏 I will miss you least of all when I go

[lone pumice]

Jk everyvody will miss you

I think

[lone pumice]

Okay I take what I just said back

[devout elbow]

Help 😭😭😭 fair

[lone pumice]

Hilariously my Xbox username is madcat

[devout elbow]

LOL

[lone pumice]

(the sticker name)

[devout elbow]

Ye

[lone pumice]

Don't judge, I picked it when I was 10

A lot has changed 😔

Madgroovy is so much better

I am NOT spending $10 to change it

[devout elbow]

I understand. We were all 10 once 🙏

You have always been "mad" at least

I wouldn't spend $10 to change it

[jagged wraith]

username changes should be free god forbid I'm not the same bitch I was when I was 13

[last edge]

Ive had my username since i was 13

[tiny raptor]

saw someone marrying emily on clint's birthday 💔

[jagged wraith]

Chaotic evil behaviour

[devout elbow]

Very true tho

But idk old name are like fun relics of what it was like to be young

[worn escarp]

Lol

[ember hamlet]

Good morning all

[indigo finch]

bankrupt 100K for buying automatic-grabbers

[lime talon]

can't play xbox Stardew for a few days, I have low batteries for my controller and no replacements

[woven pecan]

hello everynyan !

[tired warren]

how many kegs do you guys have? im abt to be able to make 30 but my goal is to get 100 and i feel like its gonna take a while

[tawdry niche]

||Any fellow Christians, would it be sacrilegious to play a save as Jesus?||

[worn escarp]

What the hell

[mild crescent]

hold on im trying to figure out how to spoiler lol

[worn escarp]

Why dose that have to be a spoiler

[worn escarp]

||i wouldn't, but you could always make Jesus stuff in the save if u want 🤷🏽‍♀️||

[mild crescent]

alr thx bro

[worn escarp]

Np

[devout elbow]

Gmgm

[devout elbow]

Hello!!

[ember hamlet]

Gm and gn 🤣

[warped ravine]

gmm

[ember hamlet]

Its 1am so im saying gm then sleeping

[warped ravine]

lol

[ember hamlet]

dies

[warped ravine]

why did you stay up so late???

[ember hamlet]

Heard of a game called no mans sky?

[devout elbow]

LOL sleep well

[warped ravine]

no

[worn escarp]

Hello 👋

[ember hamlet]

Okay well you build Ships and its very hard to build certain ships

I spent 8 hours building a B2 spirit

[warped ravine]

lol sounds fun

[warped ravine]

dang

[worn escarp]

Sad no needs help with sdv

[ember hamlet]

Hence why im up so late

[warped ravine]

sdv?

[devout elbow]

8 hours...

[worn escarp]

Star dew valley...

[ember hamlet]

Ive spemt longer......

[warped ravine]

...

I should've known that

[worn escarp]

Ye

[devout elbow]

I believe you. I haven't played said game, but I know games be like that

[ember hamlet]

🤣🤣

I also built a very cute crab

[woven pecan]

heelllooo

[devout elbow]

The only Stardew thing I have to say is today I remembered that I didn't like Shane at first bc his bitterness reminded me of too many people I knew irl...

[warped ravine]

fr my siblings and I played for hours one night and didn't realize how we'd been playing for lol

[vast oxide]

Im scared hold me

[ember hamlet]

He flies around space with his (stabby not crushy) Claws and skewers the other ships

[vast oxide]

happy to see you back to your usual self

[ember hamlet]

Oh and blows them up with his built in RPG

[devout elbow]

😭⁉️ Um sure I can do this platonically

[lone pumice]

No

[lone pumice]

Platonically is boring

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/person-of-interest-hersh-i-think-we're-getting-off-topic-gif-13873963244115564618

[ember hamlet]

Im cause a riot

Sebastian is better than any other villager in Stv

[ember hamlet]

Back on topic -----^

[devout elbow]

Um

[warped ravine]

frsies

[worn escarp]

Good or else

[devout elbow]

Okay. I meant it so

[ember hamlet]

Or else you'll send the little fish after me

[worn escarp]

Yes

[lone pumice]

What

[ember hamlet]

(Im deathly scared of fish)

[worn escarp]

Good

[warped ravine]

have you ever eaten their eyes?

[ember hamlet]

ANYWAYS GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE

ENJOY YOUR MARRYING SEBASTIAN AND SHANE

[warped ravine]

gnnn

[worn escarp]

So u have Ichthyophobia

[ember hamlet]

WHAT NO??? WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 😭

[warped ravine]

they are lowkey so good

but only with grilled fish

[ember hamlet]

God its a chat of psychopaths

[warped ravine]

LOL

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-jackson-sleep-go-to-sleep-go-the-fuck-to-sleep-gif-5442067

[ember hamlet]

Now that is a damn good idea

[warped ravine]

or maybe your the psychopath and everyone else is normal

[ember hamlet]

GOODNIGHT!!

[worn escarp]

Ik do it and dream of fish

[ember hamlet]

That i could believe

[ember hamlet]

Billy do you just hate me? 😭

[warped ravine]

lol

go to sleep

you need sleep

[worn escarp]

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUN OFF DISCORD AND FUCKING SLEEP

[ember hamlet]

Okay thats a yes

[worn escarp]

No i dont just go to sleep

[empty wolf]

guys my secret santa thing is PIERRE

[vast oxide]

yes I need emotional suport

[devout elbow]

You can say "platonically is boring" but I am not changing what I said bc you said that

You're entitled to your opinion frfr

[vast oxide]

well fine then

[worn escarp]

Do you know what to get for him?

[vast oxide]

Tator is a real life Shane

[empty wolf]

no

money?

[ember hamlet]

Good night! (Im doing this to irrittate Billy now)

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-cats-happiness-happy-gif-19801348

[lone pumice]

No

[ember hamlet]

We all want money

[lone pumice]

No

[vast oxide]

Im cured

[worn escarp]

Daffodial

[devout elbow]

[devout elbow]

[ember hamlet]

Your cured, im cursed

[worn escarp]

GOOO TO SLEEP

[ember hamlet]

BUT WHYYYY

[warped ravine]

what the...

[worn escarp]

If you dont go to sleep i well slap u with a fish until u go to sleep

[devout elbow]

[ember hamlet]

Oh😭

[warped ravine]

okay so the thing is sleep helps you live longer losing one day of sleep cuts 12hrs off your life

[vast oxide]

its okay, have a sebastian in this time of sorrow

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-sebastian-sebastian-stardew-valley-gif-7285839903891064977

[devout elbow]

Is this true?

[ember hamlet]

YAY IM CURED

[ember hamlet]

Probably

Science is confusing, hence why im majoring in it

[warped ravine]

I have heard it from multiple different sources don't quote me on it but I think it is

[worn escarp]

Can u sleep

[devout elbow]

Scientists can never sleep

[warped ravine]

physically or emotionally???

[ember hamlet]

True

We focus on experimenting

[devout elbow]

I believe you

[ember hamlet]

And im experimenting how much billy can take of me before he crashes out and sleeps himself

[devout elbow]

Just like Demetrius and Maru fr

[neat barn]

Hi

[warped ravine]

HIII

[ember hamlet]

Fr fr

[worn escarp]

Source: YouTube https://share.google/5faCcPBBNhSfzFU6W

[devout elbow]

Hello!!

[worn escarp]

Here use this

[ember hamlet]

If i was forced to marry a woman (i dont like them...they scare me) i'd pick maru

[warped ravine]

if you need to sleep just blink a lot

[ember hamlet]

Nah

Dont feel like it

[devout elbow]

Women scare you⁉️

[worn escarp]

Do it or else

[warped ravine]

in the game or irl???

[ember hamlet]

Yes..men better

[worn escarp]

I love women

[neat barn]

Sebastian won't come out of his room so I can give him his eggplant

[ember hamlet]

Both 🤣

[warped ravine]

...

[neat barn]

He requested it

[ember hamlet]

NO REPHRASE THAT😭

[warped ravine]

...

duuuuuude

[neat barn]

You are dirty minded he wants to throw it as hard as possible

[ember hamlet]

I should get my head out the gutter

[worn escarp]

And sleep

[ember hamlet]

He wants a hard eggplant you better not throw it

[ember hamlet]

Nope

[worn escarp]

Yes

[warped ravine]

y'allll

[neat barn]

Yes

[ember hamlet]

@warped ravine Your my decider, should i sleep?

[worn escarp]

Should Harry sleep?

[warped ravine]

yesss

[ember hamlet]

Fine...

Betrayed

I'LL BE BACK

[devout elbow]

I will take your sleep if you don't want it

[ember hamlet]

-# in 24 hours

[warped ravine]

no listen when you wake up just chat again

what time zone are you in

????

[ember hamlet]

Uhh idfk its 1:34am here

[warped ravine]

okie 1 sec

[worn escarp]

You betrayed me
'Cause I know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt, yeah
You'd talk to her

[warped ravine]

okie so you're UTC

[worn escarp]

Eu some where probably

[ember hamlet]

IM BRITISH

[warped ravine]

I'm 8hrs ahead of you

hehe

[worn escarp]

Its not 1 am there

[neat barn]

I am going to simulate communism in star dew

[ember hamlet]

Yes it is💔

[ember hamlet]

Well then your indian

Probably

[warped ravine]

bruh

[ember hamlet]

Idk timezones

[worn escarp]

Fuck im worng go sleep

[warped ravine]

I moved

I am a hybrid who moved

[ember hamlet]

You are a Gazelle cross with a hydra

[devout elbow]

Hype

[warped ravine]

???

[ember hamlet]

XD

[neat barn]

I am dressed a s Stalin

[warped ravine]

😭

[ember hamlet]

NO 😈

[ember hamlet]

Communism bad but good at same time

[neat barn]

My friends are the working class I defend

[devout elbow]

Amazing

[ember hamlet]

Did billy get muted for spamming? 😭

[worn escarp]

Yes

[ember hamlet]

DAMN IT HES BACK

-# we couldnt have kept him there for longer?

[worn escarp]

Attempted to ping everyone

[warped ravine]

heyyyy chilll

[worn escarp]

Can u pls sleep

[warped ravine]

are you saying this out of concern?

[worn escarp]

Probably after the message I sent to the mods

[worn escarp]

Yes

[ember hamlet]

🤣

[warped ravine]

good boi

[ember hamlet]

My sleep schedule is actually 6 feet under

Its done

[orchid saffron]

This is the stardew valley channel, y'all.

[ember hamlet]

Everything relates to stardew....somehow

[worn escarp]

No this is the Bob the bulider channel

[orchid saffron]

As in, please get back on topic.

Or move to #town-square

[worn escarp]

He needs sleep

[ember hamlet]

Well im sleeping like billy finally asked 12 million times

[warped ravine]

we all play stardew therefore...

[ember hamlet]

Goodnight all!!!

[worn escarp]

And got muted for

[warped ravine]

heyyy gj

[warped ravine]

gn

[ember hamlet]

Xd

[zinc bolt]

I got to sleep at like 11pm my farmer gets more sleep than me it's crazy

[worn escarp]

Gn

[worn escarp]

O shit that was a mod....

[shut night]

Like we’ve told you before, everyone with the green role is a mod.

[carmine raven]

my farmer's getting 4 hours of sleep every night XD

[worn escarp]

Sir why is auto mood so good?

[zinc bolt]

wait actually you're right

[warped ravine]

how much do you sleep?

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/junimo-stardew-stardew-valley-surprised-shocked-gif-21722182

[shut night]

Back to stardew please I beg

[carmine raven]

https://tenor.com/view/im-so-green-gif-2299086138707044250

[worn escarp]

SIR WHY DID U START PLAY STARDEW VALLEY

[warped ravine]

that's just cringe

[zinc bolt]

my farmer always goes to sleep at 2am cause I have a mod so bro barely gets the recommended amount of sleep woah

[vast oxide]

why is this server acting like a waffle house my god

[carmine raven]

ok Gazelle

[worn escarp]

LMAO

[vast oxide]

this is not the dank memes subreddit

[warped ravine]

wow

[worn escarp]

Lol

[carmine raven]

anyway which non-marriable NPC would yall want to marry? for me its demetrius

[worn escarp]

Haley

[shut night]

I started playing stardew because I was bored during quarantine tbh

[worn escarp]

Eww quarantine

[carmine raven]

Billy let's read the question again

[worn escarp]

Haley

[vast oxide]

I saw a cheap mobile game and realized it would be so much more fun on my switch

[zinc bolt]

I need an explanation on why demetrius, genuinely lmao

[shut night]

I’m gonna blow your mind billy, haley IS marriageable

[warped ravine]

where I live they sent anyone who tested postive on a ship off the coast and wouldn't let them leave until covid was over

[worn escarp]

YAY

[worn escarp]

Off topic sir

[warped ravine]

...

[worn escarp]

Then probably robin

[warped ravine]

not sir, mind your tongue it's lady

[ember hamlet]

Isnt she like 15????

[carmine raven]

I LOVE HIM he reminds me of sheldon cooper. im a biology nerd too so we can bond. he can be a bit off putting but I think he and robin just arent a good fit
also every other bachelor is white. please Ape give us a little variety

[worn escarp]

Fuck ur a women??

[shut night]

no…

[warped ravine]

dude you should be asleep

[warped ravine]

lol

[ember hamlet]

Oop...

[zinc bolt]

what

[shut night]

she’s an adult. like all romanceables.

[worn escarp]

Damn

[worn escarp]

Yay

[ember hamlet]

I thought she was one of the children😭 hence why she wasnt datable

[carmine raven]

All marriage candidates are 18+. The youngest are implied to be Sam and Abigail, around 20, and the oldest are Shane, Elliott, and Harvey, all around 35.

[shut night]

are you thinking of jas?

[hidden shoal]

are y'all thinking of the right character

[carmine raven]

the only children are Jas, Vincent, and ||Leo||

[warped ravine]

but I'm not even 18 yet so idk if I'm a women

[hidden shoal]

this is haley

[zinc bolt]

fair enough honestly, I don't like him cause of how he treats sebastian 💀 the favouritism is intense

[ember hamlet]

The one that wears that purple dress?

Most likely

[hidden shoal]

[shut night]

jas, yeah

[hidden shoal]

this is jas, she is a child

[worn escarp]

Shit ur under fuck got to block you

[ember hamlet]

JAS

[worn escarp]

Ahh its another mod

[warped ravine]

pwease no

[hidden shoal]

boo

[worn escarp]

Jk

[ember hamlet]

AHHH

[stiff terrace]

Halooo guyss

[worn escarp]

U scared the shit out of me

[worn escarp]

Hi

[carmine raven]

thats fair, I think hes just not used to sebastian being so different from maru. I think he could treat both of them better.

[zinc bolt]

Agreed

[worn escarp]

MY WIFE

[worn escarp]

ROBIN

[warped ravine]

gtg bye guys!

[zinc bolt]

oh also I'd marry the wizard or willy

[lone pumice]

[carmine raven]

Have you tried the Date Rasmodius mod? Ive heard a lot of good things

[worn escarp]

Im surprised the mods unmuted me

[zinc bolt]

I have heard of it but I haven't bothered yet, I always end up marrying Shane in all my saves anyway

[shut night]

next time we don’t have to

[hidden shoal]

I was feeling kind

[worn escarp]

No i say that bc I cussed the bot out 😭

[carmine raven]

the mods in this server are extremely nice

honestly everyone is

[rough plank]

50 more parsnips and a barn constructed

unfortunately im now broke again

[worn escarp]

Aww thanks

[daring summit]

say that again

[carmine raven]

I mentioned this yesterday but when I ask for mod support/help in the sims server I get ignored for weeks
in this one I have 5 people immediately jump in to help

[shut night]

if you mean in bouncer dms, those go to us, you’re messaging the mods, not a bot

[carmine raven]

When I went to Symphony Of Seasons everyone i saw was incredibly sweet

[worn escarp]

So i cussed a mod out?

[hidden shoal]

yes

[orchid saffron]

no. you cussed every mod out

[daring summit]

The mods in this server are great they chill for having so little they do good

[worn escarp]

O fuck thats worse sorry

[daring summit]

Oh yea bouncer sends those messages to an inbox channel that all mods can see

[hidden shoal]

you actually get your own private thread

[carmine raven]

while waiting in the 40-minute long merch line at Symphony Of Seasons, I had like 13 different people compliment my outfit, which goes to show just how sweet the community was

[worn escarp]

So I cused out all the mods

[daring summit]

Ooo that's cool

[hidden shoal]

aww, that's very sweet

[worn escarp]

O so it keeps it open all the time

[carmine raven]

yeah it was nice :333 (also please keep @ on when replying to me :DD)

i <3 being pinged

[worn escarp]

What?

[worn escarp]

Ok @carmine raven @carmine raven @carmine raven

[carmine raven]

Mhm.

[worn escarp]

Should I apologize to the mods for cussing them out?

[carmine raven]

I think you should.

The mods of this server are wonderful people who do a great job of keeping the community a safe and welcoming space.

[worn escarp]

HARRY GO TO SLEEP

[ember hamlet]

Back to stardew, Who's your least fav person?
Mine has to be Marnie

Shes never at her dang ranch

[worn escarp]

The person who never sleeps

[ember hamlet]

We all know you hate me but im not a stardew character

[carmine raven]

Clint is the easy answer, but im also not a fan of Abigail.

[ember hamlet]

Clint is weird

[worn escarp]

Clint and the mayors

[ember hamlet]

I'll agree with that

So we all just hate clint?

Lets find a new blacksmith

[worn escarp]

Harry

[ember hamlet]

Okay..guys give me your geodes and i'll crack them open

[carmine raven]

People rush to call Abigail a goth girl but she just has purple hair and wears a choker. She's pretty plain. She hangs out at the mines sometimes which is cool and the bugged lines about her eating rocks is funny, but personality wise she doesn't super stand out

[worn escarp]

Go to sleep before im muted again

[ember hamlet]

Im not doing anyhting wrong😭

[carmine raven]

I feel similarly about Emily, if she was more of a whimsical boho etsy witch kinda crystal-lover she'd be super fun, but right now she feels like a millenial who collects stanley cups and owns 3 daschunds

[worn escarp]

I love haley

[ember hamlet]

I think shes weird full stop

[ember hamlet]

Of course you do. Go marry her

[vast oxide]

crying

[carmine raven]

this art by @mintsheri shows off a lovely emily redesign thats kinda what im talking about

[worn escarp]

I am I love blondes

[tough perch]

Damn that is one well done art

[proper glacier]

Ahh happy timezones, yall!

[carmine raven]

@hideyoosh on tumblr did this BEAUTIFUL piece of the bachelorettes which yall need to see

their maru design is adorable

[brave glen]

wpoa
thats the character from stardew valley

i love the abi design and the art overall is beautiful

[devout elbow]

[zinc bolt]

I think people who call Abigail goth don't actually know what goth is I'm gonna be honest, it's the same as people calling someone emo because they wear black

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/polloneso-stardew-valley-uwu-gif-10934498127636094395

[carmine raven]

as someone dating a tradgoth it really bugs me. she wears a choker. her coloured hair isnt even that crazy, plenty of characters have coloured hair

[vast oxide]

100 percent she literally just dresses alternative

and a little nerdy

[carmine raven]

SHE WEARS A JEAN VEST.

YOU CANT BE GOTH IF YOU WEAR A JEAN VEST /HJ

[zinc bolt]

pfffft

[zinc bolt]

exactly this

[vast oxide]

I mean there are lots of types of goths

[carmine raven]

which is why i said hj

her clothing is more alt/punk than any sort of goth

[tough perch]

How does it taste

[frozen pumice]

hello

[carmine raven]

https://tenor.com/view/timon-tastes-like-chicken-lion-king-coughing-gif-8591712

[zinc bolt]

chicken

[tough perch]

Excellent

Now gimme the chicken

[vast oxide]

Ill get a chicken sandwhich tomorrow and let you know

[zinc bolt]

the sudden realization that I have the same name as a chicken in Stardew and I also played a chicken in a play once, I guess I was meant to be a chicken

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/birthday-chicken-gif-3288074544401391027

[lone pumice]

Flexing nitro is uncool

[compact dirge]

Hiiiiii

[vast oxide]

[vast oxide]

MORNING

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-16819962687542329639

[lone pumice]

Bye

[vast oxide]

wow

[compact dirge]

How’s everyone’s day now?

[vast oxide]

he really is shane

[lone pumice]

who?

[compact dirge]

Who

[vast oxide]

you lol

[lone pumice]

yesterday was better

[lone pumice]

no

[compact dirge]

I see the rage baiting is back and what happened?

[lone pumice]

shane actually fixes himself

I could never

[untold lichen]

Hey guysss

[lone pumice]

Bye guys

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-spray-drinking-spit-out-laugh-gif-16931364

[untold lichen]

🤣

[lone pumice]

My mother uses this gif regularly

[vast oxide]

she has good tastes

[compact dirge]

Hiiiii

[vast oxide]

I hear yall like mothers

Robin and Caroline are high on the list

[lone pumice]

She can't taste, she burned all her tastebuds with absolutely dousing food in spicy seasonings and sauces

[lone pumice]

Jodi is my #1

[vast oxide]

if my gut could still handle that anymore probably would be hte same

[vast oxide]

Ill take hte mother joke as a compliment then

[lone pumice]

Hte

[vast oxide]

so apparently concerned ape said on twitter than he is not adding a break up mechanic

[lone pumice]

I never tried to insult

[lone pumice]

Yeah fuck breaking up, spend 50k on filing a divorce with your partner of 3 days

[indigo finch]

48x purple-star truffles + 60K

[compact dirge]

So it’s still burnt bouquets

What da hell

[vast oxide]

for npc's weirdo

[ornate roost]

[vast oxide]

no between npc's

[lone pumice]

I know

[vast oxide]

hate you

[lone pumice]

OH

as in home wrecking

[compact dirge]

Ohhhhhh so no chaos

[lone pumice]

That makes two of us

[vast oxide]

slow to arrive I see

[vast oxide]

yurp

[chrome galleon]

name the worst npc in stardew

[compact dirge]

BOGUS

[vast oxide]

Tator

[lone pumice]

Muni

[vast oxide]

twinning

@ornate roost I see you lurking

[lone pumice]

I'll accept it this once

[ornate roost]

I just woke up spare me

[vast oxide]

Im gonna finally poor this glass of wine and we're gonna party like chickens

[chrome galleon]

making me crave beer

[compact dirge]

Yessssss

[vast oxide]

pam has some sitting in her drawer

the whole pint

[compact dirge]

Probably one of the many we have gifted her

[vast oxide]

she didnt even drink it damn

I worked hard on those

[lone pumice]

That's cool

[vast oxide]

hand crafted and locally sourced

[compact dirge]

Exactly

[ornate roost]

She saving it for the winter

[lone pumice]

You don't need to specify that you'll party like a chicken when you already act like one

[vast oxide]

gotta keep warm on the bus

[lone pumice]

dui

[vast oxide]

Im going to hire sebastian to hack you

[dusky venture]

well hello my peps

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-boy-hotrod-beast-boy-car-teen-titans-go-gif-16024673206365258569

[vast oxide]

jesus jump scare

[compact dirge]

Hiiiiiiii

[lone pumice]

He couldn't hack me with his bogus coding skills

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-michael-scott-dunder-mifflin-the-office-welcome-aboard-gif-27005393

[vast oxide]

I have faith

[ornate roost]

Ikr almost make me fell out of my bed

[dusky venture]

YES

[vast oxide]

sebastian probably

[lone pumice]

Don't

[compact dirge]

Why not

[lone pumice]

Hope is meaningless

[compact dirge]

Oop

[vast oxide]

tator didnt get his hug this morning

[lone pumice]

I'm a pessimist

[vast oxide]

I hear pam gives out hugs

[whole dagger]

Hey ya'll, how're yo do-

[lone pumice]

I never get hugs

[lone pumice]

Pam is a hard pass

[devout elbow]

Sorry ur broke /j

[ornate roost]

🫂

[whole dagger]

slowly closes the door

[vast oxide]

want a pam hug?

[compact dirge]

Patches has been sighted

[dusky venture]

hay do you guys know broblank?

[ornate roost]

Beer

[lone pumice]

You're now my #1 least favorite user in this server

[vast oxide]

uhhhhh?

[compact dirge]

Hi Humie!

[vast oxide]

so nothing changed

[devout elbow]

I thought I already was like genuinely 😭😭

[zinc bolt]

meow meow chat

[dusky venture]

he got me in this server

[devout elbow]

Hi Ireland!!

[ornate roost]

Not even thank you ?

[lone pumice]

No, you're #2 now

[vast oxide]

my next chicken sandwhich, time to call up gus

[lone pumice]

Request denied

[ornate roost]

Hello

[zinc bolt]

WHAAAT

[devout elbow]

Meow meow

[vast oxide]

I need to work harder to get #1

[dusky venture]

MEOW

[lone pumice]

Basic chicken behavior

[zinc bolt]

bok bok

[vast oxide]

long story about making stardew chickens into sandwiches and then me showing up with an actual chicken sandwich and no one had believed I would

[ornate roost]

iirc you did want a mod from me right ?

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[vast oxide]

I dont like the wine

[zinc bolt]

waves

[devout elbow]

You're having wine?

[vast oxide]

might not anymore

[compact dirge]

What kind is it?

[devout elbow]

Unfortunate

[ornate roost]

As the for trade make me number #1

[vast oxide]

white blend

[devout elbow]

White is not my favorite

[vast oxide]

okay poll, is Tatorgrove Shane irl or not

[lone pumice]

Wine is icky

[compact dirge]

I like white wine better than red

[devout elbow]

No bc that would mean I like him 😨😨😨

[zinc bolt]

they wish

[ornate roost]

I thought you drink wine ?

[lone pumice]

Shane is too cool to be me

[vast oxide]

the wine that I got

I spent like 30 minutes in the store too

[devout elbow]

That sucks

Aldi has good wine

[rough plank]

day 5 was a bad luck day and i forgot to get a copper nugget day 4 because i usually get one by fishing so in the end i mined 15 floors down getting enough coppers for 2 furnaces and 5 bars and just fished for the rest of the day
ig i will start saving for the bus now

no more crops planted

[ornate roost]

Was it a grape wine ?

[vast oxide]

youre only on day 5 cut yourself some slack

[vast oxide]

arent most wines?

[devout elbow]

Well Shane is nicer to me so

[rough plank]

ye it just means i get a copper axe 1 day late and ill fish for the jellies tomorrow

[chrome galleon]

some wines can be made from blackberries

[compact dirge]

I like a German white Riesling wine

[lone pumice]

You just haven't given me 500 beers to get me to 4 hearts yet

[vast oxide]

I wanted a mead white wine but the only option was the crap table stuff or this expensive one that had hops in it 🤢

[dusky venture]

oh btw is thare a call to play co-op with peps

[lone pumice]

(I hate beer)

[ornate roost]

I mean some of the wine doesnt contain with grape

[vast oxide]

I think, possibly, that is fine

[ornate roost]

#1139016532966506576

[vast oxide]

(same)

[dusky venture]

thax!

[ornate roost]

Pam sense tingling after hearing that

[devout elbow]

Good point

[vast oxide]

nah that just means more for her

[zinc bolt]

what about some insanely spicy peppers

[devout elbow]

It depends on the beer for me. I wasn't gonna give you beer anyway so

[hybrid mural]

Wuh? Good?

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-margin-awake-marginskyrim-gif-20155428

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-fun-fun-cat-cats-cattitude-gif-3629459573304769419

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/pulse-gif-274976069315701102

[vast oxide]

like when sebastian rolls out of bed at 10 am

[weak sierra]

Good morning people 🌞

[devout elbow]

Gmgm Yuki!!

[compact dirge]

Good morning!

[weak sierra]

How are you doing on this fine Day

[weak sierra]

How do you wake up before me

When you slept after me

[compact dirge]

I don’t I just got off of work

[zinc bolt]

is it morning if it's 4am or should I wait till 6am to say good morning

[compact dirge]

Its 6:46pm here for me

[weak sierra]

Oh awwww
Take rest and eat

[weak sierra]

I keep forgetting you are from the other side of the world 😭

[devout elbow]

I used to have to work at 5am, so I'm gonna say it's not too early

[compact dirge]

Yes

[zinc bolt]

bet, good morning everynyan

[lone pumice]

I hate spicy foods

[indigo finch]

96Kg not bad

[devout elbow]

Gmgm

It's almost 10pm here

[weak sierra]

Why does every Instagram reel tells me to become a billionaire before 20 😭

[hybrid mural]

I passed out from being punched too much

[lone pumice]

Skill issue

[hybrid mural]

Guess that means im secret sebas

[zinc bolt]

can't pick between making a sandwich or playing stardew, both require slightly too much work

[ornate roost]

Well same goes for me

[devout elbow]

It is indeed an issue

I don't want capitalism to be so soon

[vast oxide]

that makes like 20 of you in this server so

[hybrid mural]

Nvm idw be sebas anymore hes too cheap

[vast oxide]

I miss the clint fans from anniversary day they were funny

[vast oxide]

both

[zinc bolt]

I have to get up first

[chrome galleon]

cant afford food. so i had to eat my last bagel just now lol

disability income sucks tbh

[mild crescent]

im still here

also what is this thing

[oak phoenix]

||krobus||

[hybrid mural]

Follow it's track

[oak phoenix]

||you can interact with him, give him gifts, and buy shit from him once you unlock the sewers||

[hybrid mural]

Now someone taken a screenshot i can finally see its different from ||krobus||

[oak phoenix]

oh

oops

mb

[mild crescent]

just found the dude and it says its a shadow guy lol

[hybrid mural]

Yeah hes a bit too round

[vast oxide]

were you the "I love Clint" or "Clints #1 Fan"

[deep meadow]

That ain’t Krobus

[oak phoenix]

i realize now

sorry

[hybrid mural]

No need to be, i thought he was krobus too until ss is shown

[bronze sedge]

how come?

[lavish basin]

Different shadow creatures. Krobus doesn't go out during the day. Never mentioned in dialogue once you meet Krobus or if you meet Krobus before. Different sprites

[signal sapphire]

My bad I didn't expect you to walk on me like that ✌️

[compact dirge]

[mild crescent]

if i lose hearts with the wizard, am i gonna lose access to his basement?

[compact dirge]

That’s a great question that someone should test out

[mild crescent]

dangit 😭

lol oki

[cedar sentinel]

Finally maxed out my friendship with Marnie :D

gonna work on shane now

[pine vale]

Yes you can

I did before but it's by accident cus I hardly talk with him lol

[mild crescent]

noooo
oki thx

[lavish quest]

hi

[pine vale]

Hii

[mild crescent]

helurr

[deep kernel]

I feel like Penny is gonna do something evil

[compact dirge]

I have his maxed out

[devout elbow]

Heck yeah 🔥🔥🔥

[cedar sentinel]

Got my first heart :D

Thank god I can just buy pizzas until he gets to 10

[lone pumice]

Beers are cheaper

[torn quail]

beer is cheaper than pizza and also a loved gift

[cedar sentinel]

I am NOT going to feed his drinking habits

[leaden moth]

Fair enough

[hybrid mural]

[cedar sentinel]

Plus it's winter and I don't feel like doing anything

[hybrid mural]

Now this truly means you love Shane

[cedar sentinel]

So I got extra cash

[faint nebula]

Being forced to give pierre a gift at the winter star... i just threw a cave carrot at him

[hybrid mural]

Shane to yall enabling his drunkenness

[lone pumice]

The humble coal

[faint nebula]

I didnt even know i was supposed to bring a gift

[torn quail]

the humble sap:

[lone pumice]

But sap is a good gift

[torn quail]

sap is a universal hate

[lone pumice]

Why did the man choose the sap over the bread?
Because sap taste better than bread

[lone pumice]

No

Sap is a good gift regardless of hates

[little mica]

Howdy y’all!

[zinc bolt]

Appreciate you for this frfr

[lone pumice]

Hi

[little mica]

GROVEEEE

[faint nebula]

I saw a sam sebastian and abigail version of that meme

[little mica]

HELLO!

[lone pumice]

Im concerned in what context

[faint nebula]

oops wrong reply

[faint nebula]

it was the original version

[cedar sentinel]

FUHHHH I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE LEWIS A TOP QUALITY EGG

😭

[pine vale]

He like it?

[lone pumice]

so.... "Sebastian/Abigail tastes better than..."?

[cedar sentinel]

Idk

[echo basin]

Sup

[hybrid mural]

Soup