#stardew-valley
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how do I check my level for the server
yea i died
lesgooooo
damn it
how!??!?!
Billy lost his airpods
how do I check my level
thank god i didnt lose any items
Goodluck, a little tip is try to keep them all on one side of your farmer, so your single swing can attack all even if not at the same timing
....
yea i died tho lol
anyone know how to farm geodes quickly? i just need a few more items to complete the museum like frozen and magma geodes
And i have to now listen to my teacher's music and not mine
by selling crops and fishes after hoarding them for 4 days
#governors-mansion /lvl
nothing lost, only dignity 
But that's exactly where staircases wouldve bailed you out of that situation
what is your favorite part of the game
...i hate to say things i feel like you already know but their corresponding floors and luck
41-79 frozen
81-119 magma
how do i get many bombs fast
silver ore and coal... or from dwarf 1kg each iirc
i actually tried using explosive ammo (slingshot bomb), didnt work too well for me or i just sucked at it
mayo industry 🔥
Get all four dwarf scrolls to donate to museum and then break the rock blocking the right side of the mines to unlock a shop using a bomb
im just getting 1 like 8 times
Can you break the rock with pickaxe?
if i dont get dwarf scrolls in a week irl then im hacking
Different scrolls different locations/mobs i believe
Idk, ive always bombed it
Same, i just saw someone said you can pickaxe it
Im not getting 2 on the said levels
By tilling the soil with a hoe
wait with a hoe?
Id reset the day and try again when i dont get them by the end of the day lol
might as well grind dust sprites while farming that scroll
tomorrow
yo kusxz you here
farewell
not yet......still will be on phone
yall give me a good name for a rabbit
Chicken Feet
Usagi
Poopie
we have a winner
I feel like I’m getting better at Stardew because I bagged 180 strawberry seeds in the first spring idk i used to be rlly bad at this
i only got myself 40 last time
Now clear that game all the way til the end solo

second rabbit because i couldnt think up a name
congrats you are now a bnuy
bnuy
!sebastian
I grew some vegetables so what do I do with them
LETS GOOOOO
Put them in box so mayor gets them at night ?
Bro my cows keep giving birth so i js gave up and let it automate 😭
What?
Lol
Yeah
i reccomend also keeping some for energy early game
I luaghed so hard lmao
Dude you can turn that off
Isn't it better to just sleep
Close them utters up damn
I literally was just about to say "Geek i know you here"
yo lowk fuck pierre
I KNOWW LOLL but im a greedy pig and i want that cheese
im gonna steal his wife and sell my soul to joja
and also steal his daughter
cause i can
Those poor cows
What will happen on the day 67 after I moved in Stardew Valley?
Nuh uh. Gotta get deep into the mines and energy runs out FAST in there xd
Both Caroline and Abigail for the win
what does this tree even do
Robin?
it trees
Gives hardwood
.... Free wood
I WANTED OAK
chop it down to get hardwood
nah caroline
Tons of hardwood
Sap, pine tar, oak resin, maple
the power of mods are amazing
OHHHH
How do you 🪓 through the big stumps?
wook
steel axe
upgrade axe
Ok thanks!
like.. gold? or steel, goodluck
I just opened the app gimmie a break 😭
I fkin knew it man 
didnt i tell u earlier as well? to upgrade stuff to steel atleast or mayb its other person
i have a question but i can't send image here
You might've but I honestly don't remember
sry goldfish memory
for some reason
Stalker
Thats Clint
it is asking me to choose a bundle? after i can read the forest spirits notes
Look in the mirror and he'll be there
You took em all last time
guys why are all the baddest women in this game CLAIMED
You need cowpoke role(lvl 5), you can check what lvl you are in #governors-mansion
Kent can have jodi
NO
Yes
Nvm mb it's asking me to pay them instead of vice versa
FAK
Or you can say fk it and go to joja mart to purchase the town upgrades. I wouldn't recommend for first playthrough though
Why can’t I attach fishing bobbers and tackles to my fiberglass rod?
april fools prank
AAAAAGHGHGG
Robin and caroline deserve better tho
Deadassssss like come on robin chop sum wood with me
u cant....only iridium
Grass on the other side of the fence is always greener. It really do be like that
You’re joking
like jodi caroline robin
Fiberglass is only bait
That’s so stupid 😭
only iridium rod is bobber
LIKE BRO HOW HAS PIERRE BAGGED THAT
Green witch still single
Iridium is both
How do I upgrade my rod
Diabolical
let us not go there
He bought her parents
U cant upgrade ....buy iridium rod at willy shop
he prolly did ibsr
Gotta be lvl 6 fishing
Buy from willy once you get to certain lvl
Then buy iridium from willy
im not tryina die to kent but like jodi might be worth it
Nah she’s not
Just bomb his house
Bet. Ima do that
if ure ready to be a papa to 2
Theres caroline and robin. And man picked Jodi...
but kent lowkirkuenly might like come into my house on year 2 and like shotgun me
LOLL THIS IS SO EVIL WTF?

probably he will send u a mail about new rods
I PICKED ALL 3
Surely kent can take care of his childrens
date them both at the same time lol
Watch ca add a mechanic that causes relationship damage if you use bombs on NPCs
Godspeed soldier
ROBIN!!!!!
That might be the craziest thing you’ve ever said
steal his wife + make him pay child support still W move

nonono i want vincent
I think he did and I spaced
Pierre maybe but kent?
vincent is cool ill adopt him
how old is Sam and can u kick him out
That's....

Whatd bro do except fall for military propaganda
Wow this can be clipped really badly
NO NOT IN THAT WAY I WANNA ADOPT HIM
The fucking fish casserole
More diabolical that any casserole you'll find in the midwest
k SO he got new rods
Bro's fishing for fbi
sam is aight ig ill like idk fund his dream since im rich
I believe he did and I never went becuz I thought mine was fine until I just tried to attach a thingy and it no work LOL
As a son
Time to buy new rod </3
bro if only i had IMAGE perms id like showcase all my spouse rooms
FOR REAL! Even Evelyn is still sweet, jodi is just... she's not the worst because there's still Pam but goddamn she's low 
I thought i was bad at fishing turns out i just needed bait
how is jodi bad
Vincent?
pam gave me battery and so many recipies tho
Not my taste sorry brother
LMAO WHAT?
YOOO NO JODI SLANDERRR I LOVE HER
"can you get me a big slimy bass" you and Lewis have way too much in common
Shes too pure for this world
pam is just alchoholic like if there is a dateable pam mod like what bad dream made you make that
I dont like this type of joke
okay my bad
Idk some people are into cougars
why would you choose pam there is like shane or someone
I like lewis he seems chill
Seb gave me pumpkin soup and it's fall! Peak
Game is too much restricted.....ugghhh....applies homewrecker mods.......COOL
Did he make the soup himself
or like fuckin emily whos like argueably the worst bachorlerette
U need to play the game more. That will change quickly
But there's Leah...
bro emily is always on some weed bro
untill u find out
Bro what??
Emily hatred wont be tolerated, shes great
Uhh whatb
SHES ON WEED BRO
it must have been the wind
No spoiler
SHE CAN GET ME ON IT TOO 🙏🙏
Exactly. People always want the same generic personalities
ngl she always seems to be hella high to me
LIKE EMILYS HEART EVENTS MAKE NO SENSE HOW AM I IN HER DREAM
No she just thinks outside the box
wet dream
Some of them are on something alright ... TRUFFLE OIL?!
AND WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME DANCE MOVES
Don't self insert yourself into the game 
ok caroline was on something too but like EMILY IS WORSE
Have you seen her luau dance moves?! Shes killing it!
like haley is so much better
Stop i love her can a girl not hit a boogie 
Who did you marry
Don't you dirty my good name like that
Hayley is stuck up
!sam
!samwinter
rip
bro i remember i installed some mod for stardew i have like 50 mods and i walked in on penny and alex cheating on me i think it was alex i get the bacholers names mixed up
Everyday we stray further from yoba
Havent you suggested it
W u t
You sure it wasn’t sam 😭?
wait
I will eventually
is it the saiyan or the brunette
Also wtf why is there literally a mod for everything
!sam
!alex
If i do it first it'd be my hand on the screen not yours
!hayley
AWW
I hate this pic so much
i think it was alex
If you've never gone on Nexus with nsfw censor turned off you don't understand the dark side of modding.
I'm seriously concerned about some people
!abogail
Like tricophobia inducing
Do not
Do it
pam trailer....pam horse...everyone is pam mod...
bro i swear i was scrolling and there was a romancable jas mod like BRO
haha failure
?
That's reportable and against Nexus rules
Report it
Fuck no
Who is jas again?
lemme report it
little black haired girl, pretty sure shes either shanes younger sister or cousin
The child in purple, marnies niece(?) i think
marnies niece
The world of mods is too tricky for me to wrap my head around, plus im on my first save so im keeping it vanilla.. and ive seen too many sebastian after dark mod playthroughs on my tiktok fyp which scare me away from nexus
So... who is shane to marnie
wtf
Ohhh lmao wth report it
Nephew

shanes marnies nephew.
Stardew mods are easy AF to install
!pam
Don't look at the heinous stuffs 
There are a crapton of sweet qol mods. Like gives you info on certain char's fav stuffs in game
Oh he's crashing at marnie's? What about jas 
jas is either shanes cousin or younger sister, am not sure i need to check the wiki
Jas have purple hair right..
Their parents are dead
I never interact with them......just robin...lewis and marniee now a days since im just farming and mining..... especially that desert mine
I didnt even gift haley i forgot rip
I was gonna make abigail jokes, its late i gotta sleep
shane is jas godfather
How is that even related!?
He really do gotta sleep
Purple hair, if jas was marnie's id tangle the wizard into the scene
But their parents are gone 
i get confused abt their relationship sometimes, ive seen some mods have as refer to shane as her brother and others as her uncle, confuses me a lot
Even the modders get their stuffs mixed up 
I mean I refer to my uncle's kid as my niece but she's like ... 12?
heh
Yeah i have scrolled a lots of it.....some are good some are just trash.....
Poor turtle
OH THATS A TURTLE
Lmao i thought it was an ORE
I was so sure it was some pokemon mod and its a bug type
"HELP, i have fallen and cant get up!!"
I feel like he’s her older cousin if they’re both marnie’s niece/nephew
Aww what a cute lil fella
one time i accidently downloaded a mod where you can marry all the love interests at once and i was very confused when i entered my house and there was like 12 people in my fucking bed
he's making turtle snow angels
torle
😈
YOU MARRIED 12 PEOPLE HOW WERE YOU CONFUSED
oh that's horrifying 😭 how'd you even time that
EXACTLY MY POINT
There were literally weddings
"oh man just going to marry everyone"
why am i married to everyone
Imagining a wedding wherr half the town people are marrying you
no i only married one person but it automatically had me marry the rest of them, it was a very weird mod, i think it got deleted off of the website i found it on because i cant find it
OHHHH
i married sam just to come home to half the town in my house
WHAAAT
Not 12 separate marriages?
auto harem 😭💔
Oh it was an accident
wanna hear of something extremely lucky? in my first Xbox save I forgot to guarantee red cabbages will be in the travelling cart year one, but it was stocked with 5 red cabbage seeds on Spring 7 year 1
Wtf lmao why is that a thing
Poor sam
that is sick
i didnt even interect with most of the love interests so you can understand why i was very confused on why they were there
Could u afford it? I had 5 gold at that time
"That time when i accidentally married 12 main characters" ahh
Hi 
at least i didnt have to buy like 12 seprate mermaid necklaces
Wait you can get red cabbage in spring..?
that'd be terrifying
"bro im not even gay"
yea, I had enough for 4/5 seeds in stock
or Alternatively
"bro im not even straight"
When you start out the farm you got option to guarantee y1 cc completion


I forgot that setting and still lucked out
Ohhhhhh but is spring usually the season for red cabbage in general?
My luck will come soon
Its from traveling cart
Go to bed
no, it's summer
Cast the spell
but Pierre starts selling them y2
What do you think this is? I do nothing for free.99
Ohhh okay ‘cause im nearing the end of spring and i need red cabbage for the dishes i have left to make so for a second there i thought i was such a fucking idiot
NOOOOOOOOOOO
When?
Summer

Okay pay me then
Wtf did i ask XD
its y1 cc completion challenge thingy
How do we make oil from?
Yeahh i js clocked 😭 i can be so slow sometimes
You buy regular oil from pierre’s but truffle oil comes from the truffles that pigs will randomly drop spring-fall
sometimes
Ahhh....pigs
IS THAT KAORI
How do i unlock pigs.....
Level max barn?
Godbless 
well it is April
LOLL cant diss myself too much
YESS in honor of spring ofc ofc
So many cultured people 
Im having great sleep tonight
Go sleep
Do I just need to spend a ton of time in the mines to get iron or can I get it somewhere else
Its between level 30 and 60 ig
You can buy from clint... Otherwise yes mine is the reliable way, 41-79
oh thank god
Why wld anyone wanna fund that beast
I'm not even past level 4 of the mine
Beast?
Aka CLINT
It was a test
He is chad
Clint is good guy wdym

?
just gonna take a bit to 40 goodlucks
gus is who clint thinks he is
thanks :3
Im saying clint
Not gus
clint probably hates me i come in everyday to his shop to make him open the 1000 geodes i found while mining
Ik, im js not a clint fan tbh
He already have his revenge by keeping the good stuffs from you ngl
Js for 900 of them to be clay or some mineral ive never heard of nor need 💔
Exactly what i said
Clint is just a coward shy self depreciating guy
He wants to confess his feelings to emily but always gets scared of rejection but doesnt even wanna be without her ....
or i get a rare item i already have 10 of
Aka hes a STALKER
Bro is self inserting so hard
Arent we all are?
Stalking all the npcs?
half the time I'm glad to get clay cause I always need it
yeah same, im not a fan, im an enemy, I took emily for myself for the sole purpose of breaking his heart
Harder to find than iridium ores
Depreciatin** wdym inserting?
how i feel after waiting outside sams house for 2 ingame hours to give him the same white eggs i have for the last three weeks
Literally bruh 😭 i have like 500 stupid elven rings but when i need the annoying doll i never get it like ITS THE LAST MUSEUM ITEM I NEEEED
Clint hate is forced ........just look at other perspective
Omg we’re the same person LOL i married her and had a baby with her 🤣 v3x: 1 Clint: 0
Its just like penny and george the other day......how she moved his chair without asking
Hey twin ....
He’s an enemy who wants my girl ❌
Welll.....in that case true....he wants emily but too coward to say it
i feel netural about clint, like yes its a bit annoying that he makes me give stuff to emily and it was kinda creepy with him hiding from emily in a bush just a few feet away, but i also chase elliot and sam with gifts at 9am every morning and wait outside their houses to give them stuff so i cant really say much
He was gonna confess her in the bushes scene......but was interrupted by someone else ......
my dear crackie, I wont wait 2 days to craft an iridium pickaxe, its just like socrates said, if mining is your living, what are you without it? Clint is a slow worker. and I dont respect that
Ay if he wanted her that bad he shouldve tried harder cs now she has my last name 
@cold comet
Lmaooo
i know the context of the scene, i just didnt understand it the first time i saw it, hence why i found it kinda creepy
Deadass and he takes a day off on friday for what like im ur only customer AT LEAST SHOW UP
hes just shy
When i have an abundance of geodes but i show up on a friday to him walking out his damn shop
Yeah it looks creepy from 3rd perspective if u see......
Tbh i feel we are creepy too checking all npcs bedroom for stuff.....even marnies for someones pants
Lewis did that one to himself
bro dont even get me started, one time it was friday and the fortune was at its best, just when I wanted to go mining and take my pickaxe he was closed
And we were in it as well.....
before i romanced sam, i used to wait outside his bedroom with gifts, i am no better then clint
See...... 
Hes a SLACKERR
I think clint is less creepier than you at this point
Me with haley emily same and harvey
Honestly, i didnt really focus much on romancing lol i js realised i had enough hearts with most of the villagers and i went for the cutest one aka emily
i my defense, i had a schedule and sam would take too damn long to leave his room
I used to wait outside Sebastian's bedroom till 6pm for him to get the hell out so I can give him gifts, bro is NOT easy to get to 3 hearts at first
Dont yall feel bad for hating clint now???!!
Js for abigail to be given premium access 🤣
and the option is standing Infront of his bedroom door in the middle of the morning like a horror movie
Ill step on his foot
Nah id push him....
i gave his little brother pizza whenever i visited if that helps my case
his schedule of getting out is so different from every other npc
And UR TELLING USSS TO FEEL BAD?
fair enough
That definitely didnt take me three tries to edit
Okay cannot
🤣
Fare thee well
But he aint that bad as haley or the sexist alex
Tata
Haley is a baddieee, and alex is lowkey js there i’ve had two interactions with him in 7 years so dont really have an opinion on the guy
i find it funny how kent is just a slightly bigger and more depressed version of sam, he look just like his damn daddy lmao
Yes u are.
Sam is worth it
Haley is foul mouthed.....
Alex is sexist if ur a female farmer
Have not seen this perspective before
haley is the popular highschool girl that would shatter your heart, alex is alex
Kinda depressing
am scared of alex, mainly because i gave him an egg and he cracked it open and ate it like it was fine dining right in front of me
Haley’s a hyper fem lesbian in my mind tbh
at least sam does it in private
Gym bros made it to sdv
Haley reminds me too much of all the girls here that all dress the same and bully people for me to go anywhere near her 💀
Goodnight
He is gym freak....and they do eat raw eggs
hiii
Holla
How many times u gonna say this brother
how are you?
noooo dont say that about haleyy
I thought i havent
im doing decent wbu
let bro say he's goodnight's lmaooo
wait arent all the romanceable characters at least bisexual to an extent because you can romance them no matter your gender?
Go to sleep grandpa
Youve said gn and came back for the past 20 minutes you is nott sleeping
YES EXACTLY
this feels canon
im finee 
Thats player thoughts
Bye then
people can like her but she's not for me lmao
Called me dirty twice
nooooooooooooo haley is kool
I js stalked your steam page and wtff 49/49 achievements is crazy
you just have to get to know herrr
Only after u unlock her mind after 8 hearts
I prefer Shane, thank you 
i never befriend haley but occasionally get bored enough to talk to her and she calls me dirty often
like an excessive amount
THIS 👆
but shes pretyyyyy
Not worth it. If i met someone like that in real life. Instant ghost
OHHH tyyyyy
this was so hardd
Pretty privilege is destroying this country
i just give her all my spare flowers and shes nice to me
If u like toxic relationship then go for it
idk it always makes me choke laugh
speaking the truth out here
Yeah im trying to do it rn and its KILLIIING MEEEEEE why did they make it so difficult for like no reason bruh 😭
People who like Haley are freaks I got the evidence this morning
same with shane tbh, he's mean in the mornings after marriage
Only language i know
Lock em up
Really???
Not surprised if this is true
Xactlyy
I thought he is good once u give him beer
he's what now? he makes you food often, never heard a mean word from him in marriage
He is baised
i remember divorcing shane (first time i ever married someone in game) and he ALWAYS grumbled at me in the morning
Someone posted her dialogue about "I'll show you my appreciation later" and I'm judging everyone now lmao
nothing can make me give the recovering alcoholic beer
Shane i just ignore. Ik he has problems i cant fix
Haley gets development later on, she becomes nicer
how i feel after giving haley a shit ton of flowers just for her to call me dirty 10 minutes later
I have a mod that makes him cuss at you if you give him beer after six hearts
All those sunflowers js for her to say ew at me at the flower dance
Yea its a wrap. I was gonna watch her heart events since theyre defending her so bad. Nevermind
I love Haleys farm cutscene ❤️
FRR, even the game's owner took years to complete it 😭😭 but like the prairie king is “”easy”” but its long and you need to dedicate hours of your day
thats “easy” because you can “save” it
damn straight, all that character development just for you to give him the equivalent of a friend that was a bad influnce
omg the prairie king is so ridiculous
Imagine making a minigame that you urself need years to beat
That means no hope for me
legit what i imagine purgatory to be like
Prarie king is like whoever made that was possessed by the devil the day they designed it & polyculture can kiss its ass because i just hate the unnecessary tedious effort to do every single crop & im lazy af
LOOL
That..is a sentence
i wish i could adopt leo hes so precious i need to find a mod where i can adopt him and give him everything in the world
That would be concernedape...
I used to give him beer when I first started playing but now I give him peppers and pizza, if I give him beer he better damn hate me after
Deadhuzz bruh 😭 its so fucking annoying i thought junimo kart was bs till i tried THAT out
Dead what? Am i going senile?
Poor ape
is this a safe place to say leo makes me feel maternal
Uhm i respect mr ape and im glad he got an exorcism because the day prairie king was released was the day evil was unleashed into the world
Who’s leo
so true
all the demons went straight into that arcade game
A late game character post CC
Yeah i get jitters of ptsd when i walk into the saloon and see it in the corner of my screen
LOL, that’s so real, I only rushed to complete those two missions after all the others were already done, and I preferred to complete the mission to finish the game without dying first, to kill two birds with one stone yk 😭😭 but it was funny
So spoiler..
-# spoiler
yeah
Tragic
cant escape them
sorry i forgot ill keep it in the spoiler channel next time
I GAVE UPP ive never been more ragebaited by a video game in my life
Use the spoiler tag by adding || on both ends of ur text
True. Its fine now ig since i finished cc but damn so much idk yet
Anything post CC goes into the spoiler channel i think!!
Hi I did the quest for Willy and got all 100 fresh bugs, put them in the bin, but never got the cutscene. It might have been a day or two back
I often forget whats post CC
hi
Theres no cutscene just reward
Will I have to redo the quest ?
Js keep visiting the beach and itll trigger i didnt get mine until ages after i completed it
if crocs existed in stardew valley, sam and alex would wear the hell out of them
Wait there is cutscene?
Okay, thanks 😄
Of what?
Crocs aren’t workout friendly
Yeahh theres one of him fishing and using the bait you delivered i think
Alex would eat them
I gave up at junimo kart, I just dropped it, that’s more impossible than prairie king I swear 
Hi
he'd wear ones with football charms or some shit, his granny would probably give him some after hearing they could be switched into workout mode
U completed prairie king?
Lol maybe
I love junimo kart!
we dont talk about the progress mode
yess

Bro i had 40k points on that shit 💔 but it was too difficult so i dropped that too cus once again i got ragebaited
!!!
Cus why did it suddenly turn into geometry dash bruh
Idk
I almost completed too
I just played pairie king with abigail and won
ohh I love this cutscene 
can steam please open I want to play Stardew bro

Ur signed out
Play mobile
I don't have it on mobile
Play it on pc
the steam app is soo bad
Huh since when?
Its alright for me
Way better than other platforms
I play it on steam too but sometime it js gets glitchy
on my pc its very very slow
Probably depends on ur specs too
I think it may or may not be your pc
yes after I'll go search about it
Is it installed in ssd?
Yes

pc issue 💔
Bro typing thesis
I can't specify why the pc belongs to my brother, but I guarantee it's a very good pc, at least to run Steam
So after I'll go search aboutt
Fr
Want to see mine??
LOL
#typingslowiscooltooguys
Its called idk
THATS BULLYINF? I DONT GOT IT
yess plss
K
No
humanity is a spectrum
I'll compare it to mine later
Mines better probably
I7 14th gen
24gb ram
Rtx4060 4gb
1tb ssd
Just like austism whats ur point here?
Touch grass holy shit
Huh?
No omg ur dumb
NUH UHHH
what 🕊️🕊️
Yes uh
What?
NUHHHHUHHHH
Just....have a pc....thats it
I do
Ohh btw mines a laptop
How?
does it walk by itself
What?
you don't even know mine 
is it half man half machine
Wdym how go check lenovo LOQ
FINALLY.
Laptops nowdays are surprisingly effective
Cyberpunk
EXACTLYY
Mines a laptop too
WITH THIS FINAL POMEGRANATE. THE CC IS DONE.
you're a laptop billy 🙄
WOOOOOOOOOO
CONGRATULATIONSS
YAYYYY
Hey um nvm
Ggggg
UR A ROCK

IM PAPER AND YOURE ROCK SO I WIN
Basically Abigail
No i win bc im a nuke
IM FREEEEE
Hey FREEEEE
THE JUNIMOS WILL HOLD ME BACK NO MORE
I appreciate the 300+ coal just in the corner
well- you know what you'll see
is it actually worth it to download a mod to romance robin
Its 311 coal
So far…

Idk i never downloaded such homewrecker mods
idk what youre talking about they peaced out
if you like robin a lot, yeah. why not
@fervent flower Where did you go?
Anything’s a mod if you are willing to look deep enough
i like her because i cant have her
If u want her to call u darling then yeah
lmao alright
Thats all the women in my life
SOBBING 😭
Aint that the truth my friend.........
enjoy these few days of freedom
LMAOOOO
LOL
i want every npc to call me darling, shame i cant change my name now
Oh wait....wait...ur onto something...
Oh god
Start a new file lol
i would def fold for sam if i saw that
You can easily change your name in the game file
i imagine not, considering ur status :D lmao
Well remember also haley and her requests…
LOVE YOU 
i aint giving away my 6.3 hours just for that
Yeah the same way she says
screaming over this but no,
i truly believe that if she was romanceable i would
Almost no one calls you by name in the game
I started new save file....another save
Also at wizards when you reach 4 hearts with him ;D
i was kidding, they call me jesse pinkman and my farm is calld crystal farm
They just call you farmer
😔 but babe u never say that to me
Nice, bitch
How do I switch the gem that’s in the ||crystalarium||? I tried to put a jade in and it no work
she hella sarcastic i can see why yall like her
break it
Hit it with a pickaxe
Break it
Thank you 🙏🏼
Hit it
Bonk
YOO NOT MY FARM BITCH
Spank it
Bop it, twist it, pull it
getting hit there sure makes me uncomfortable
Electrifying ur whole body
Yas queen, twerk
just say u want me to die at this point
Dummy i meant not literally electricity
guys its the flower dance shi in my save, how do i dance w emily
U cant dance with anyone
Atleast in year 1
you can dance with someone as long as you have them at 3 hearts I think
4
I dont think so....i had more hearts with haley if im not wrong
right thank you
And getting 4 is hard in 4 weeks
AINT NO WAY
i got two hearts w her
Unless they have a birthday
So almost no one dances with anyone year 1
ok im actually sad cz demitrius said he supports me and robins relationship and clint said i won emily in the same day so now i feel like a shit person
3, 3 weeks
its 4
i had 3 with abigail and she rejected me
[flower dance]
Yep....2 gifts a week.....unlesss they have a birthday and u gift them loved item
[[flower dance]]
[[Flower Dance]]
[[Flower Dance]]
!abogail
even bots got double standereds
Abo?
abogail
Abigail gtfo
WHERE ??!!
ASAP!!!
take a pic and frame it
Can't sleep on the couch, take your kids bed
What nooo
sometimes divorce is good, Demetrius doesn't deserve her anyway
Fishing is the last skill I need to get to level 10 and im two levels away is there like, a good fishing place to get exp
ss sent
i feel horrible
ive romanced bros entire family
including sebastian
but is this a victory?
Date them all at the same time
I consider it so
yes
i literally am
i am dating every woman in stardew at the same time
Now get a demitrius mod
apart from pam
I could treat Robin better than Demetrius treats his lab
the way I'd get a demetrius mod just to reject him
🙏😭
Time to throw sashimi at Seb like I do every day
Make sure to go into the saloon
why?
OMFG IMMA SPANK ROBIN NOW
For a party!
Make sure to go into haley and emily’s house you mean

This isn't shadow hunters
Wait..... does that include evelyn too?
Get that cougar

NOOOOOO EMILY IS DANCING W SOMEONE ELSE
SHES CHEATIN
ohh grandma
none these girls loyal
HELL NO GEORGE IS MY GOAT
He doesnt have even 2 hearts fyi
Shane I think
Seb gave me coffee
alchoholic and crackhead
yo lowk fuck clint
can i get a mod where i kill npcs
Probably
that's how it always is isn't it
Wait what? Why am i included???!!
idk she said she cant dance w me cuz she's promised someone else
What's better for the cave research thingy that Demetrius is doing, mushrooms or fruit bats?
oh yeah but then he cant break my geodes for less than minimum wage
Fruit bats are easier for the community centre
Mushrooms
mushrooms for money
Alr thanks
Mushrooms you can get easy with logs and general foraging
why does george gift me stone
bc ur his rock
At this point get a gun
cause hes a war veteran and those were like gold to him
do kent and george reminice
He's a miner
nice
Did you go to the saloon yet
well im about to marry her
Lmaooo
no not yet
Kent does everyday. George is too damn worried about raccoons to worry abt anything
Do you have poly mod on????
what's even the POINT
I am 100% sure concernedape will hear us and let us marry robin finally
Yes he has....
i don't see it
I feel like Evelyn can be a bit sus, like why is George covered in food and vomit and shit, she not taking care of a disabled elder?
yes i do have poly mod on
i wanna adopt vincent too tho
Then I don't think it matters nvm
you should be asking Alex this instead.
He said he can make anybody divorce so that we can marry anyone who's married but it would be chaotic and change the cozy vibes so he's working on something
Well....teach him good .....hope his grade inproves
she's crazy old too, she's trying 😭
lowk there should be an event where if you date over 6 women in stardew the stardew men just burn your house while you sleep
Exactly
Too much brain
alex doesn't help around the house, too busy w his gains
I dont see em either btw
She's baking cookies, least she can do is give the man a bib
Bro give her air to breathe XD
Bro evelyn and george don't even look like they love eachother
Why aint u blaming on ALEX??! For not taking care
True actually wait
Shane isn't related to them
WAIT I CAN SLEEP IN ABIGAILS BED
Then who stays with them?
That's Alex
IM NEVER SLEEPING AT THE FARM AGAIN
Yeah then why u aint blaming alex?
alex is their grandkid am pretty sure
wait did you marry abigail
XD
no but we r dating
Exactly like she’s old too😭😭😭😭
Him too then but she's the one feeding him
I've married her first playthrough and kinda regret it
why
flutegirl and monster hunter emo goth
She is trying her best dont blame her innocent heart....she gives me recipies
i love cats in stardew valley, the sleeping animations are so fucking cute
there should be more roommate options ngl
Where does bro even sleep?
Idk i just saw in the wiki she's one of the easiest to gift so i did it
I love emily more
Howdy y’all!
bro shes crackhead
Howdy Ghostie
Jotun! It’s been a minute
Is luck really important ||in skull cavern|| runs?
good to see you
absolutely
Hello
👉 😎 👉
Oh hi ghostie
Howdy, Coul!
question, do some food effects stack?
You par luck with other luck boosted items and go down into the ||skull cavern|| sweet jesus… you can really see a difference
alright thanks dude
yeah, makes you more likely to come across a staircase/hole. +better loot chance
Drinks can stack with food, but not with each other, I don't think
ohh i see
Unfortunately yeah.. you might lose a big luck boost if you eat a different item, but like jotun said, drinks stack :D
sweet succulent ||magic rock candy|| 🤤
Hey cool people
Howdy Muni
How you doin
Rather swell, you?
Hi muni
Howdy muni
Im good thanks, hope yall are too!
Stardew community best community 

I haven't played the game since last year, starting a new playthrough
Good luck!
Heyy! Have fun and good luck!
Dayum
I'm going to close discord so I don't get distracted while recording
Have fun homie
Man that reminds me, gotta start The Dew grind here shortly as well
i’m almost done with year two 
Get them ||candles lit|| bro
So many new things yayy

Get overwhelmed
Get confused
Lessgoooo
on it
guys if i give emily two gifts on the same will she think im a try hard desperate guy?
on the same what
day
@glad ravine You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!
nah she knows what's in your heart man
Congrats!
and the game stops you from being desperate
Uh
OOH OKAY
and you've used it for evil
damn thats why im marrying her
LITERALLY
because it tells you that 2 gifts are enough
please delete this
i never said im a good man
pretty please
wtv you say sweetheart
what the fuck 😭
that was such a wholesome discord interaction
Uhh
anyways

did i loss my reputation
what reputation
Hi
Howdy!
OH YOUR PFP IS A CAT
guys should i drop out of college and start a farm?
i thought it was just the fog of war
only start a farm if you're in a dead end desk job
It is indeed a cat
i cant even get a desk job
ain't that the way
hi
the other option is to become a greedy artisan and sell expensive kinda overpriced stuff
starfruit wine for 6000 bucks
pierre core
H I
guys she dreamt of me am i a lucky man
no
thats what she tells to every person she meets 😔


