stardew-valley

[half parcel]

Another day, another failed prediction😔

[tall mantle]

ohh btw i can send animated emojis as well without nitro

in form of gifs

[half parcel]

Why

[wary trout]

My first time meeting someone who doesn't bring their phone with them when doing smth

[tall mantle]

TeaTime

[half parcel]

He can edit messages too(only on his side)

[hybrid mural]

To be fair its REALLY HARD to get out of doomscrolling cycle

[ocean orbit]

das crazy, whoa

[tall mantle]

I can get off easily...my feed is weird

[hybrid mural]

Gotta get conscious and stop yourself from doing that

[ocean orbit]

coz i don't wanna doomscroll on my phone when im working on the laptop (or playing)

[wary trout]

I didn't use TikTok for like 2 months and the second I get free time I'm right back in the cycle

[hybrid mural]

It reflects the viewer

[wary trout]

Like a moth to a flame

[tall mantle]

nah i blame on wind

[leaden moth]

Delete it

[half parcel]

Install a push up time app lmfao

[hybrid mural]

YES

If i don't get sent tiktok shits i wouldn't even have it installed

[wary trout]

I had YouTube shorts disabled on my youtube, can't seem to do that to my other apps

[tall mantle]

Tiktok is ew ....kinda like insta

[half parcel]

Lotta farmers here

[ocean orbit]

what's that?

[wary trout]

I'd probably just download it again

[hybrid mural]

You can... by uninstalling. Trust

[leaden moth]

If u don’t see it u wont remember for a while

[half parcel]

You gotta do push ups (or planks, squats, pull ups, sit ups)to get screen time.

[leaden moth]

Also it has god awful privacy

[half parcel]

If you run outta time, you're locked outta your selected apps

[wary trout]

I was addicted to this chinese mobile game(prolly spent like $500 on it) deleted it, then months later I'm back playing

[ocean orbit]

damn wtf that sounds pretty fucking awesome

[ocean orbit]

jesus christ, 500???

[hybrid mural]

It's acute i see

[half parcel]

I'll send you a youtube video in dms as an example

[hybrid mural]

We should get back on track before we get flagged for offtopic

[wary trout]

Yeah😭 I've been playing for like a decade I think

[leaden moth]

Yea u have a problem then

[wary trout]

Imma delete my account instead

[ocean orbit]

how old r u, if u dont mind me asking?

[ocean orbit]

bet

[wary trout]

20

[weak sierra]

Twin

[wary trout]

Damn been playing that since i was 10 wtf

[ocean orbit]

u bought a 500 dollar game at 10?

[half parcel]

Done

[ocean orbit]

jesus christ u r rich

[hybrid mural]

[weak sierra]

Playing what?

[hybrid mural]

Better be rank 1 after playing for 10 whole fkin years

[wary trout]

I mean the game is free, the micro transactions aren't

[half parcel]

What game

[tall mantle]

dont tell its genshin

[wary trout]

It's basically a League of legends knock off

[half parcel]

Mlbb

Or hok

[wary trout]

Yea that one

[hybrid mural]

Bro about to be another moth into a flame

[half parcel]

Mlbb

[hybrid mural]

Oh my god mlbb

[weak sierra]

Dota2?

[tall mantle]

wtf is mlbb

[half parcel]

Bro is ml player

[hybrid mural]

Stop i dont wanna hear that name in discord too

[half parcel]

Mobile Legends: Bang Bang

[hybrid mural]

Irl is plagued enough wiith it

[wary trout]

I think dota2 was released before league

[hybrid mural]

Scold them R

[weak sierra]

Man loves big brother

[leaden moth]

?

[half parcel]

$500 on ml bro is world collector

@wary trout world collector?

[hybrid mural]

Its over 10 years man

Cut him some break

[weak sierra]

Ohhh

[hybrid mural]

Shit got 1000 kinda skins

[wary trout]

The one before that

[hybrid mural]

In form of "lootbox"

[weak sierra]

Or cut his break hehe

[daring summit]

I'm just here throwing tomatoes at Sebastian while y'all off topic

[tall mantle]

im guess im way to old to understand

[vast oxide]

[half parcel]

Ml was released in 2016, it's 2026, to have played for a decade means to play from the beginning

[wary trout]

I spent too much money on the legend skins and the collab skins

[hybrid mural]

[wary trout]

Yea

[half parcel]

$500 and no world collector

[weak sierra]

Why only tomatoes?

[daring summit]

Cuz it's funny

[wary trout]

I was addicted to league before, some guy was promoting it on youtube saying wanna play league in class? I downloaded it

[tall mantle]

Try a pumpkin

[weak sierra]

Well I'm hungry

[half parcel]

Rich guy to spend $500 on a mobile game

[vast oxide]

!offtopic

[novel thistle]

The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !

To use this command, type !offtopic.

[wary trout]

Played the game 2 weeks after release

[ocean orbit]

how tf do u throw something at someone?

[weak sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/pumpkin-chucking-throw-gif-12803391

[half parcel]

Sling shot

[wary trout]

Coping that I'd get it someday lmao

[daring summit]

Like this

[tall mantle]

joke

[weak sierra]

I can't even send gif

😭

[tall mantle]

skill issue

[wary trout]

You could say all my allowance goes there lmao

[daring summit]

Need level 5

[weak sierra]

How do you check your rank ?

[wary trout]

I don't spend any money, just there

[tall mantle]

../lvl

[daring summit]

/lvl in #governors-mansion

[tall mantle]

#governors-mansion

[ocean orbit]

i did not know u cud use a tomato as ammo 💀

[wary trout]

Oops

[half parcel]

Sad, all that money goes to a big hungry corporation

[wary trout]

Fr

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anger-inside-out-4

[wary trout]

Doesn't stop me from doing it again tho

[weak sierra]

2 more

I need 2 more level

[daring summit]

Like 33 minutes and you should get there

[half parcel]

😔

[half parcel]

Stop flexing

[weak sierra]

My melody wants to level up

[wary trout]

I probably need to stop spending random shi on games

[tall mantle]

proceeds to spend some more....

[half parcel]

Could've had $500 today

[wary trout]

I avoided valorant for many years despite my friends' efforts

[weak sierra]

One cs2 match

[hybrid mural]

Spend on getting sdv's copy

[wary trout]

Last year I tried it out

[half parcel]

Insatiable greed

[tall mantle]

cooking book and bags

[hybrid mural]

The game's copy brother

[wary trout]

Of course I got addicted

[weak sierra]

Please don't play that
You buy one skin then a pull bundle then another bundle

[wary trout]

I could've bought stardew like 100 times with $500 maybe

[tall mantle]

why buy skin? just play it dumbo

[weak sierra]

Like genshin impact

[hybrid mural]

And it would've been worth

[wary trout]

Bro said it accurately

[daring summit]

Cheese

[tall mantle]

Type shi

[hybrid mural]

How far did you even get, got yourself 100% yet?

[wary trout]

I bought the battlepass first, then one skin

[weak sierra]

But I want to see water from the sky

[blissful axle]

Tf i just chipped of a piece of my screen protector

[tall mantle]

just look at rain irl

[hybrid mural]

Good stuff

[wary trout]

But but but gun go swoosh

[weak sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-sheriff-gif-2362819383667973451

[wary trout]

I also spent like money on genshin

[tall mantle]

haaahaa

[weak sierra]

Bruh

[blissful axle]

I who seek justice in the name of the sky shall rain over them who lack patience in their hearts

[weak sierra]

I keep forgetting I'm still a minor

[wary trout]

I feel like every game I play I NEED to spend money on it lmao

[tall mantle]

If it was wuwa i wouldnt say much because i spent there.......but genshit....hell nah

[blissful axle]

Speak thus the name of a thousand stars

[wary trout]

Allat then I just played stardew like retired Thanos

[half parcel]

Time done flies

[weak sierra]

I just bought a 100$ pack

[wary trout]

Allat and I didn't even get hu tao

[tall mantle]

rip i got hutao on f2p

[weak sierra]

💀💀💀

[half parcel]

Addiction

[wary trout]

I played the game when hu tao got released, every single rerun I never get her, it's like I'm cursed

[karmic anvil]

is needing bait for fishing a must?

[weak sierra]

I need food all the tomatoes made me super hungry

[half parcel]

No

[wary trout]

Bait just makes catching easier

[worn escarp]

What the fuck

[karmic anvil]

like not having it wouldnt be thaaaat big of an inconvienice right

[worn escarp]

O its u

[wary trout]

Uhh

[weak sierra]

You need bait?
I was fishing all day until I ran out of stamina

[karmic anvil]

hello

[half parcel]

No but it reduces bite time of fish. Bait is very cheap however. You can get the basic one for 5 gold or craft some variations when you get recipe

[tall mantle]

for good fish yeah....

[weak sierra]

Also why is salad cost 500

[tall mantle]

just buy 50 bait and fish all day

[karmic anvil]

its not attaching to my rod

[weak sierra]

Ohh

[karmic anvil]

No the mechanic is not working for me

[tall mantle]

u need fiberglass or iridium rod

[worn escarp]

What u play on

[karmic anvil]

pc

[tall mantle]

stardew valley

[half parcel]

Coal costs 750. Sdv prices are weird

[karmic anvil]

yes i have it

[wary trout]

https://tenor.com/view/as0f-gif-9032766009693479173

[tall mantle]

drag bait to rod and right click on it

[karmic anvil]

bruh

[worn escarp]

U play stardew valley on stardew valley

[wary trout]

I'm a mature individual

[worn escarp]

Get put

[tall mantle]

c_catto_evil_ehehehe

[wary trout]

I am not gonna say it

[karmic anvil]

yeah man , still not working. Its not changing to the plus sign

[tall mantle]

Say what?

[weak sierra]

Some guy named joja sells stuff for a crazy amount of money

[tall mantle]

u sure u have fiberglass rod?

[half parcel]

20 years old btw

[karmic anvil]

Yeah dude

[wary trout]

Nothin

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-she-said-what-she-said-dirty-joke-joke-laugh-gif-15661968

[tall mantle]

whats that?

[tall mantle]

send pic

[half parcel]

Nobody is named joja. You mean morris?

[karmic anvil]

ok

[wary trout]

My neurons activate whenever someone says "my rod"

There he goes he said it

[weak sierra]

No the guy from superman place

[tall mantle]

c_catto_evil_ehehehe

[weak sierra]

What was his name

[wary trout]

He baited me

[tall mantle]

clark?

[weak sierra]

My rod

[blissful axle]

My rod

[worn escarp]

Lol

[half parcel]

What is a superman place

[hybrid mural]

[tall mantle]

YOUR rod

[hybrid mural]

Gross

[wary trout]

Noo😭😭😭

[blissful axle]

"My rod or this rod"

[keen plover]

thank god for day offs 🧑‍🌾

[weak sierra]

Maybe
I

[blissful axle]

Does anyone even get such references

[wary trout]

This might be elite ball

[tall mantle]

ahh dual monitor screenshot be like....

[weak sierra]

My rod and your rod comes together

[keen plover]

only way to play 2 games at the same time really

[tall mantle]

try (win + left shift + s) for screen snip

[half parcel]

What

[keen plover]

im good with my lightshot hehe

[wary trout]

We come together

[tall mantle]

wait whaat!!!???

i thought it was wallpaper engine LMAO

[weak sierra]

Is that pokemon on the left side

[blissful axle]

Whats chainsawmam even abt

[tall mantle]

NONONONOnononono not this please

[weak sierra]

You never fish together

[keen plover]

spirit cityyy

[blissful axle]

😭😭😭

[tall mantle]

DEPRESSION
TRAUMA

[wary trout]

It's just man now

[weak sierra]

Ohhhh

[blissful axle]

Wdym

DONT SPOILT SH

[tall mantle]

nope please dont bring csm here

[keen plover]

it's spirit city heh

[blissful axle]

I HAVENT FINISHED THE MAMGA

[keen plover]

you catch spirits

[wary trout]

I didn't say nothin😭

[half parcel]

Stardew valley chat btw

[wary trout]

He is technically a man

[keen plover]

thats why i screenshotted it that way LMAO

[tall mantle]

why are u green? (not racist)

[prisma barn]

Hi guys what kind of farming technique should I do? I'm new to stardew valley help:<

[keen plover]

i like green

[half parcel]

What

[wary trout]

A man with a chainsaw, probably I don know

[keen plover]

good thing im also playing stardew !

[tall mantle]

yep...my bad i thought it was wallpaper engine and when u told 2 games i was in shock

[weak sierra]

Hiiiii
I'm new too

[blissful axle]

Csm was a fun read tbh

[tall mantle]

Deadge

[weak sierra]

What

[blissful axle]

[half parcel]

This shi can't be real

[tall mantle]

sure .....next chapters are just trauma

[compact dirge]

Good morning

[blissful axle]

Theres worse😭😭

[weak sierra]

No rod chat

[wary trout]

You do the "what does this do" method. Also I like ur pfp

[prisma barn]

@weak sierra Helloo it's nice to meet a new player too:>

[tall mantle]

Yoo Good night

[karmic anvil]

Good mornig

[hybrid mural]

What's the date? In game

[tall mantle]

morning*

[weak sierra]

Omg Ireland
Good morning

Did you sleep well?

[blissful axle]

I think last chapter i read was that they killed the little girl with denji ion think she really dead tho

[prisma barn]

@wary trout What does that mean 😭? Also thx it's marcille from dungeon meshi

[tall mantle]

SHUSH !!!!!

WTH

[blissful axle]

What

[weak sierra]

Nice to meet you as well
How far did you reach?

[wary trout]

Yeaaa she's so pretty.
The "what does this do" method is basically fk around and find out

[blissful axle]

U said next chapter trauma wdym shush😭😭

[compact dirge]

I slept about as well as I could

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jujutsu-kaisen-aoi-todo-4

[wary trout]

I wish s2 releases next year tho

[weak sierra]

Good good

[half parcel]

Nawh

[blissful axle]

Ion think she dead ill read later

[tall mantle]

Dont remind of that stuff mf making me emotional all of sudden

[wary trout]

I miss Abigail, she's probably eating rocks as we speak

[worn escarp]

Sdv time

[mossy prawn]

Time to throw sashimi at seb

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural Year 1 autumn 15

[tall mantle]

try mitsubishi

[compact dirge]

I do that too

[compact dirge]

Hi Billy

[tall mantle]

Theres autumn too?

[blissful axle]

Guys help my gallery got inverted what the fuck

[worn escarp]

Omg ur up early

[lavish socket]

Do we have a release date for 1.7?

[blissful axle]

Why is my gallery imverted

[wary trout]

If ur in autumn probably plant a whole lot of pumpkins

[tall mantle]

ITS FALL

[wary trout]

It's the thought that counts😭

[blissful axle]

I planted 1300

[compact dirge]

I know a whole hour

[blissful axle]

[wary trout]

MORE

[tall mantle]

-# well it counts as well

but its fall!!!

[prisma barn]

@tall mantle I call it autumn idk

[hybrid mural]

Uh quite far in, might want to start working on your tools upgrade or going deeper in the mine. Honestly, community center is a good guideline for new players

[blissful axle]

[tall mantle]

autumn idk

[worn escarp]

Yikes

[wary trout]

Since you're in fall you can focus on farming, since fall is a lucrative season

[wary trout]

This is so funny in my head lmao

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural I can't get past the infected part though

[hybrid mural]

And you can start playing again

[wary trout]

You can go in the caves in winter, there's not much to do

[compact dirge]

Yup and I went to bed late

[hybrid mural]

Infested floor is random i believe so next time you enter that floor it might not be infested anymore

Changes on daily basis?

[worn escarp]

O lol

[wary trout]

Hmm you can craft a staircase once, you need 99 stone tho

That or just wait 1 day so you can go past the floor

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural nah I stumble on that part often

It's hell

[hybrid mural]

👏 you managed to ping me damn

Mobile?

[wary trout]

I miss playing sdv
Probably playing tomorrow

[weak sierra]

Do you like getting pinged?

[prisma barn]

Yep I haven't used discord in years bro@hybrid mural

[wary trout]

Also we got 2 months of stardew seasons last month

[hybrid mural]

I was surprised she did it with @ some ppl cant

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural I'm a girl😭

[blissful axle]

Why did my gallery randomly get inverted tf 😭😭

[wary trout]

i can click ur username and i can @ u

[hybrid mural]

There

[blissful axle]

Its upside down at a randok point

[wary trout]

Prolly cuz mobile

[weak sierra]

It's okay he is new don't bully new people on discord

[hybrid mural]

You can do that on pc?

Oh yeah mobile

[wary trout]

It means u need to buy a new phone

[blissful axle]

No this works fine

[hybrid mural]

Today is best day to start, trust

[half parcel]

Uninvert them

[blissful axle]

They gave me a pop up on insta "storage full need to free"

Stopped me from scrolling

[hybrid mural]

Hmm you got the insect sword from adventurer guild?

[wary trout]

The ||calico event|| is waiting for me

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural nope I spent my whole gold in wheat for a beer empire apparently hehe

[hybrid mural]

What weapon you using then

[simple osprey]

Hello

[hybrid mural]

Ola

[wary trout]

What r ur plans this year on your farm? @prisma barn

[prisma barn]

The same sword when I started lol@hybrid mural

[hybrid mural]

THATS WHY

[prisma barn]

Sorry I don't mine often

[simple osprey]

who wants to play with me

[hybrid mural]

#1139016532966506576

[half parcel]

Why are your photos so squished horizontally

But it does add comedic value

[blissful axle]

I think because discord crop

Lemme try

[wary trout]

His phone is broken

[hybrid mural]

Dont apologize!
But what floor are you at now in the mine

[prisma barn]

@wary trout make some empire to get more gold

[half parcel]

It's funny, keep it that way

[hybrid mural]

Are you.. Pam?

[wary trout]

His gallery is upside down, his images are stretched horizontally, definitely sign of broken phone

Jk

[blissful axle]

Vm maybe not

[half parcel]

"don't apologize!" Smacks

[wary trout]

Time to plant coffee!

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural I'm only at 16th floor

[half parcel]

Snuggles struggles

[hybrid mural]

[hybrid mural]

Umm.. you can do it!

[wary trout]

I usually just use the default pickaxe and spend days trying to get to floor 40

[half parcel]

Normal mines?

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural I'm gonna upgrade my tools thx for reminding me lol

[hybrid mural]

Once you kill enough bug type enemies you can go to the adventurer guild to get an upgraded sword

[wary trout]

There's a baseball bat or smth in one of the floors when breaking boxes, u should probably look for that

[half parcel]

Ok you did not have to post this one 😂

[hybrid mural]

I think its called.. [[Insect Killer]]

Dangit

[[Swords]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Weapons#Sword

[blissful axle]

Ts normal discord pics

[compact dirge]

[[insect head]]

[half parcel]

Funny

[hybrid mural]

Yeah that

[compact dirge]

Bro

[hybrid mural]

[[Insect Head]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Insect_Head

[blissful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-gif-11967745087810666193

[hybrid mural]

Need capitalized first letter on more than 1 word item

[compact dirge]

Does it not so it on mobile

[hybrid mural]

Im on mobile

[compact dirge]

Oh

Thx

[hybrid mural]

Np

[wary trout]

Is it perhaps a head made of an insect

[blissful axle]

Net so bad i dont know what i sent nor what u sent

[hybrid mural]

@prisma barn if youre nuts enough this will carry you to the bottom of the mine

[half parcel]

Upgrade your wifi

[hybrid mural]

I did remixed reward and game didnt give me any better sword

[wary trout]

R u playing on mobile or desktop @prisma barn

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural yeah thx I'm tired of flies

[hybrid mural]

I doubt, shes using rusty sword

[ornate roost]

[wary trout]

Low-key mobile is harder

[blissful axle]

Nah its js rn some kids are installing games on it and i cant just go up and fuck then up

[half parcel]

Ah well

[prisma barn]

@wary trout I only on mobile as always

[blissful axle]

Sooo

[hybrid mural]

Ironic, you need to kill flies (bugs) to get that sword

[shut night]

@blissful axle stop sending images with inappropriate text.

[blissful axle]

Ya idk

[hybrid mural]

Thank you

[blissful axle]

Sure bud

[shut night]

Not okay.

[blissful axle]

[wary trout]

Ur gonna have a LOT of fun using the slingshots

[hybrid mural]

You play on mobile?

[half parcel]

I recommend a two joystick and two button layout but you can use auto attack if it's too hard

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural yep

[compact dirge]

Hii

[prisma barn]

@half parcel nah I can do buttons

[hybrid mural]

... You can do it!

[ornate roost]

Hello there ireland

[blissful axle]

[hybrid mural]

[tall mantle]

thats a mod

[half parcel]

You need three fingers coz there's a bug that reverts controls if you try to use the slingshot normally

[wary trout]

I'm hoping CA makes the controls on mobile less buggy

[tall mantle]

🤣

[compact dirge]

Watching everything go down

[shut night]

As we told you before, when people don't stop we're forced to time them out. This is your chance not to get timed out.

[blissful axle]

Who

[blissful axle]

For what?

[half parcel]

Good, I suggest invisible buttons because they look cleaner but your wish

[wary trout]

The slingshot keeps resetting the buttons option so I avoid it altogether

[tall mantle]

for calling someone loser

[ornate roost]

That's why im preps with popcorn as im arriving

[shut night]

Rudeness. Rule 1, read our rules please.

[blissful axle]

What a word

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-1

[hybrid mural]

Bro thought i reported him, then he still managed to get himself warned for something else

[prisma barn]

@half parcel I kinda prefer using swords tho

[half parcel]

And btw most swords, left click = attack, right click = guard(has a cooldown)

[wary trout]

I Didn't know you can do this

[blissful axle]

Ur calling me rude?? How could u say such things

[lavish basin]

Slingshot is basically only usable on keyboard and mouse

[blissful axle]

Ur rude for calling me rude

[half parcel]

Sure it's absolutely fine to use swords

[blissful axle]

[tall mantle]

wait what? really?

[hybrid mural]

Ngl the guarding thing is too advanced for me

[half parcel]

Only way to avoid the bug

[shut night]

Whelp. Thanks for not engaging guys

[tall mantle]

is it good tho? i never tried? should i use them for ||sc? ||

[lavish basin]

Yeah, it's too glitchy otherwise

[tall mantle]

nah we already married

[lavish basin]

Yeah it's awesome with explosive ammo

[wary trout]

I didn't even notice smth was happening

[compact dirge]

I only ever managed to do it once and then I always click it by accident when I’m scrolling through tools

[ornate roost]

Thanks for the help as well and hope you have a great day

[tall mantle]

explosive ammo.....

[lavish basin]

Mhm

[tall mantle]

is it worth tho?

[half parcel]

Is xairo timed out

[tall mantle]

yeah

[hybrid mural]

Im forced to do it when im swarmed in the god forbidden land

[hybrid mural]

Amen

[half parcel]

Lmfao

[wary trout]

o7

[tall mantle]

halaluyeah

sry misspelled

[hybrid mural]

Brother got so pissy at me

[lavish basin]

Yeah, arguably better than bombs

[half parcel]

Haha

[tall mantle]

Fine

[vast oxide]

I look away for FIVE MINUTES (more like 30 but symantics)

[half parcel]

Damages enemies too

[wary trout]

Staircase supremacy

[half parcel]

But it's hard on mobile. It's hard.

[wary trout]

Calling it hard is an understatement

[ornate roost]

You just missed the show

[lavish basin]

The enemy part isn't too important tho

[shut night]

let's move on now please

[wary trout]

It's so hard I didn't even make a hard joke

That's what she said

Damn it

[half parcel]

You didn't even know how to avoid the bug, im pretty sure i have it easier than you

[lavish basin]

Yes, make inappropriate jokes in front of a mod LMAO

Very smart

[tall mantle]

aPepeAHappyPial

[shut night]

good, because rule 6

[wary trout]

It ain't gonna be hard if you avoid it altogether

[hybrid mural]

My bad thank you chief

[half parcel]

But the BENEFITS

No energy consumption

Wait does it take energy

I forgot

[lavish basin]

No

[wary trout]

I think, no

[half parcel]

Yeah

[lavish basin]

But neither do bombs lol

[wary trout]

I mean bombs don't as well

[lavish basin]

Slingshot on mobile is just horrendous tho, you're better off with bombs

[half parcel]

But who wants to place when you can shoot

[wary trout]

Tbf explosive ammo is also expensive

[half parcel]

Three finger method, david

[hybrid mural]

You guys have actually tried stardew on mobile?

[half parcel]

Late game stuff

[wary trout]

Ngl ||skull cavern|| runs are my favorite activity

[ornate roost]

[half parcel]

$5 game vs $500 laptop

[lavish basin]

!checkthepins

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[ornate roost]

Ah christ

[half parcel]

Can't even get a good laptop at $500

[hybrid mural]

[lost oriole]

sdv runs on a potato at this point

[prisma barn]

@half parcel hold on how do you do a three finger tho..do you press on both buttons

[hybrid mural]

Tbf if youre getting laptop, its not gonna be only for stardew

[half parcel]

Slingshot method?

[wary trout]

You could get 300 skins on mlbb tho

[ornate roost]

Anyways

[half parcel]

You don't know me

[hybrid mural]

Ofc

[wary trout]

We circled back lmao

I low-key need a laptop, i wanna play desktop stardew so bad

[half parcel]

Ew 300 skins with $500? That's so f2p capable.

[wary trout]

Also coding on mobile is horrendous

[vast oxide]

Sigh but what will I gossip with Krobus about? Pierre is getting stale

[grim path]

hi

[compact dirge]

I like it better than control

[sacred pier]

On mlbb even like bruh 💀

[hybrid mural]

I... assumed you played on pc

[vast oxide]

Who do we think the biggest gossipers in town are

My bet is on George

[half parcel]

@prisma barn can you specify what you mean by "three fingers"?

[sacred pier]

3 finger claw

[hybrid mural]

Dont do it

[prisma barn]

@half parcel idk man it sounds complicated when you talk abt it lol

[vast oxide]

Excuse me

[wary trout]

I'm too poor for a laptop

[sacred pier]

Index and thumb and then another one of ur choice

[half parcel]

It works like that yes

[compact dirge]

I think Jodi

[grim path]

all the girls

[bronze crane]

Caroline, Jodi, and Olivia.

[hybrid mural]

Soon tm

[sacred pier]

What r u confused about then

[wary trout]

Probably thumb on left thumb on right, index on character

[prisma barn]

@sacred pier You make it sound like a codm hud

[vast oxide]

Wowwww

[half parcel]

It's for the slingshot. Mobile has a bug where if you tap your character while aiming slingshot or to try and pull it back, your controls get reverted. Like back to tap and move.

[wary trout]

The yoga club

[vast oxide]

Ground breaking

[sacred pier]

It was lmao 🤣

[grim path]

what

[hybrid mural]

Based asf

[sacred pier]

Tbh I used 4 claw so...but sdv don't even need any claw placement

[half parcel]

Index should never touch character, character touching LEADS to the reset of controls when using the slingshot

[wary trout]

Claw?…

[sacred pier]

Yeah

[dark sierra]

Hi everyone!

[wary trout]

What's a claw

[sacred pier]

Like mr crabs

[hybrid mural]

Hola bomb

[sacred pier]

Hold on

[compact dirge]

Hiiiii

[wary trout]

How do you, yk

[prisma barn]

@half parcel ohh yeah that happens to me often

[half parcel]

Thought they were trying to talk about something else

[grim path]

yo

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-michael-scott-dunder-mifflin-the-office-welcome-aboard-gif-27005393

[dark sierra]

I'm happy to be here with yall & make some stardew friends! 🥹

[half parcel]

Look at what these people have to do to mimic a fraction of my power. Muhahaha

Dw I'll send tutorial

[dark sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/gitapro3-gitagita-gitapro1-gitajah13-gif-3421945902795778238

[half parcel]

Can I send yt links

[ornate roost]

Make sure to gift krobus diamond as forgiveness for missing out and event

[wary trout]

I think bro has mastered Stardew mobile

[half parcel]

What being poor does to a mf

[sacred pier]

@wary trout like this

[wary trout]

I'm calling that crab

[sacred pier]

Crab is 6 fingers

[prisma barn]

@half parcel I'm crying I'm def not gonna survive terraria..im def planning on buying it

[half parcel]

I used to play this game called polyfield. I used to use 5 fingers

[wary trout]

THERE'S SUCH THING AS CRAB?!?

[compact dirge]

You’re welcome!

[sacred pier]

Not at all I made it up for funnys

[wary trout]

Oh, terraria isn't that bad

[half parcel]

Oh yeah Terraria mobile controls. I used to pvp on that stuff haha.

[sacred pier]

There's 6 finger claw...

[half parcel]

4 fingers is perfect for terraria

[sacred pier]

Huge asterisk for pvp

[half parcel]

But i was doing pvp. Normal gameplay, two thumbs fine

[sacred pier]

Ye

[prisma barn]

@half parcel why do you need 4

[sacred pier]

Pvp

[wary trout]

Joystick, tool, some other stuff probably

[sacred pier]

Which rarely anyone does on terraria

[half parcel]

Pvp, you need switch weapons, check inventor, fly, grapple

[hybrid mural]

Welcome welcome, how far into the game are you

[half parcel]

I do tend to use four fingers even for normal gameplay. I be styling on them bosses haha

[wary trout]

Is pvp on terraria any fun

[half parcel]

Nope

[wary trout]

Like you get on shotted by most things

[half parcel]

Getting sniped by some guy on the other side of the map isnt

[wary trout]

And probably summoner isn't gonna work

[half parcel]

Insane weapons are banned. Like zenith

[dark sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-so-much-thank-you-very-much-gif-6739555324135841918

[wary trout]

Pvp and some guy just uses zenith

Oh

[prisma barn]

I can't even balance farming and romancing npcs bro..why does Elliott come out at 12

[hybrid mural]

Rip permission

[half parcel]

If you're good enough, you can mage

[sacred pier]

Good time for sun bathing

[hybrid mural]

Youre not done watering by then?

[half parcel]

Keyword, good enough

[dark sierra]

So I've actually been playing since the game was first released, but on my current run through im in year 5!!

[wary trout]

He's allergic to the morning

[half parcel]

I was never good for range or mage stuff in pvp

[dark sierra]

I don't plan on starting over again either ✋🏼😭🤣

[prisma barn]

@hybrid mural I plant a lot and sometimes I go to the mines with my poor sword

[wary trout]

Damn you be playing for 10 years

[hybrid mural]

Since first release, how many saves have you gone through

[hybrid mural]

poor sword

[half parcel]

You may be poor now but you will earn, and become powerful

[wary trout]

Can't believe I was 10 when stardew was released— no i can't believe I was ever 10 years old

[wary trout]

The poor sword😔

[half parcel]

Some gears are also banned. Full vortex armour isnt allowed because camo

[compact dirge]

Why not

[shut mason]

guys, whats the best source of solar essence?

[dark sierra]

i wanna say at least 7 because i have a bad habit of starting over a dozen times but I've only hit perfection like once or twice 😅
On my current run through im not so much worried about hitting perfection as much as i am just playing for fun and vibes 🥹

[ornate roost]

Ghost

[half parcel]

Ghosts?

[hybrid mural]

Ghost...?

[prisma barn]

Guys what will happen if I take the joja route instead of community center

[shut mason]

alr thanks

[sacred pier]

You say bye bye to cc and pay ur way forward for the bundles

[dark sierra]

Mostly just bc im really happy with the farm on this runthrough and the whole system i have set up 🥹

[wary trout]

I'd say krobus

[half parcel]

Nothing, community center gets replaced by joja entertainment center.

[wary trout]

He sells like 10 every day

[ornate roost]

Then you are following the pay to win route

[compact dirge]

You basically sell your soul and grandpa disappointed in you

[hybrid mural]

Ay sick energy, playing for fun and vibes. Some ppl fall into the trap of 100% run, respect though for having hung in there for 5 in game years. Usually that's where i start getting bored
What do you use to play

[sacred pier]

You can buy some stuff with joja route but mostly nothing much of significance

[grim path]

fr

[half parcel]

You can choose to fill out the bundles or pay around 135k for joja route

[wary trout]

The little thingies go sad

[dark sierra]

I play on my xbox!

[grim path]

w

[hybrid mural]

You'll get sacrificed to the devil by the joja guy

[prisma barn]

@wary trout dw I'm js curious..im not gonna go to that route

[sacred pier]

Do it for once

[prisma barn]

@sacred pier Whyy

[half parcel]

I love how cc vs joja route has become a morale test in sdv

[sacred pier]

For steam achievement

[wary trout]

The junimos are happy with that statement

[half parcel]

They are so squeaky

[daring wren]

Is the game better to play on mouse/keyboard or controller? Considering if I should get it on my console or PC

[grim path]

pc

[compact dirge]

It’s easier for me on pc

[sacred pier]

If I'm being honest here, joja does give folks jobs ...even tho they aren't that great but still it's something

[hybrid mural]

Morales aside i think joja's meant for the experienced. I'd recommend CC for beginners because it tells you what to do (by gathering a bunch of weird shts)

[half parcel]

Pc is really versatile for most stuff

[proper copper]

PC!!

[wary trout]

I think ca would make joja have a lot more merit so the dilemma gets harder

[cyan bluff]

what should i do with this empty space

[compact dirge]

I didn’t think about it like that

[half parcel]

Reject employement, embrace nature

[grim path]

idk crops

[dark sierra]

Dont hate me but i did the joja run on this playthrough 🫣

[wary trout]

Picnic area

[half parcel]

Probably

[hybrid mural]

Banned

[sacred pier]

Decor, ponds, sheds for stuff

[hybrid mural]

Your last save is joja run

[grim path]

lol

[compact dirge]

Have you done it before or this the first time?

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/jesusisafriend-out-of-this-house-exorcism-cross-church-gif-9309545

[cyan bluff]

hi fluffikity

[weak sierra]

Fish ofc

[sacred pier]

Hello turkey

[wary trout]

The autopetter is so convenient though…

[dark sierra]

Have mercy on me 🙏🏼😭

[compact dirge]

BURN IT TO THE GROUND

[wary trout]

If only I did the joja route

[dark sierra]

This is the first time 🥹

[sacred pier]

Ridiculously easy to get without joja

[hybrid mural]

Im not sure if a joja worshipper is trustworthy or not

[sacred pier]

Def not

[hybrid mural]

Right?

Get the stake bois

[compact dirge]

What made you do it?

[wary trout]

Yes, 100 floors every day and just one auto petter…

[dark sierra]

I just wanted to go on movie dates 🥲

[hybrid mural]

You can go to movie with cc

[half parcel]

They aboutta crucify my boy for going joja

[hybrid mural]

Are you next

[dark sierra]

curiosity mostly but the movies really sold me

[proper copper]

i want the steam achievements but that means having to do joja..

[half parcel]

Im hammering the nails

[wary trout]

I mean you gotta do the route once to platinum Stardew, probably idunno

[hybrid mural]

Good

[ornate roost]

grab torch

[sacred pier]

Good enough. I reset the day till I get 2 but even 1 is enough if I get other stuff too

[hybrid mural]

Get this guy too, Jolyne the sinner

He won't go the fk to bed

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-garfield-holy-water-spray-spider-man-gif-24305684

[ornate roost]

Im doing the CC

[dark sierra]

That's the last I'll say about joja i promise 🙏🏼😭

[daring wren]

I have it on PC now :)

It's a mini pc so it might have some issues running (it's not meant for any games whatsoever, I just use it for pixel art and youtube, it has struggled with some pixel style games before)

Debating if I should start with the Forest or Standard for a main save. I want to end up with making plenty of jams because I just like berries, so whatever's best for a berry farmer, maybe cheese for later because berries go well with cheese

[leaden moth]

||cant u get the movies with cc too||

[sacred pier]

Forest

[compact dirge]

Have you not done that the other times

[hybrid mural]

Good news is, stardew valley is very light to run afaik

[shut mason]

yo, what fruit tree should i plant in my greenhouse?

[half parcel]

Joja's greatest achievement is mediocre popcorn and some soda

[sacred pier]

Yes u can

[ornate roost]

Its supposed to be you to go bed

[wary trout]

Btw does anyone know if a brick with a cpu can run stardew

[dark sierra]

I dont like morris if that helps 😭

[hybrid mural]

Definitely yes

[hybrid mural]

you

[lavish basin]

Peach and pomegranate are most profitable

[dark sierra]

No 😭😭

[leaden moth]

Lol cool so no casual reason to do joja

[hybrid mural]

I did yes

[wary trout]

My brother just fixed his 12 year old pc and that means I get to use it whenever

[compact dirge]

RIP

[hybrid mural]

Only sins

[half parcel]

If the brick functions like a pc

[sacred pier]

Yes. I used to play on a decade old laptop that took 10 mins to start. So yes sdv can run on a fossil

If u have a potato then it's a huge improvement than the said fossil

[wary trout]

Pretty sure Stardew can run on a calculator

[compact dirge]

Yes potato’s are nice

[hybrid mural]

I love shaming joja's worshipper, damn im drowning in selfrighteousness

[dark sierra]

But i also just think everyone should just be able to play the game the way they want to 😅

[sacred pier]

Aye

[leaden moth]

Ti-84 ce here we go

[lime talon]

hi, I'm kinda new here (lost my cowpoke role account that wasn't in the server when I lost the account to a loss of 2fa credentials)

[hybrid mural]

For legal reasons im joking

[half parcel]

TWELVE. THAT'S ALMOST THE DISCORD AGE TOS. YOUR PC CAN LEGALLY JOIN DISCORD.

[wary trout]

Matter of a fact, I'll program a calculator to run stardew on it

[lavish basin]

Life is better with Joja.
Join us.
Thrive.

[hybrid mural]

[compact dirge]

They do

[leaden moth]

Propaganda

[hybrid mural]

One more stake bois, we gotta get the local joja's legend

[half parcel]

David knows the motto word for word

[dark sierra]

Yall are funny af in here i love it

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/tuskin-raider-sandpeople-starwars-lets-get-him-gif-14234025660803459291

[lavish basin]

Truth

[half parcel]

Burn his ahh

[lavish basin]

Joja is the best thing

[compact dirge]

Hiiiii

[half parcel]

Crucify his ahh

[shut mason]

thanks

[ornate roost]

Hello hello

[sacred pier]

doom on calculator and now sdv on calculator. Great time to be alive yay

[wary trout]

Morris marriageable in 1.8

[hybrid mural]

Would be damn funny if this server makes you pick an alliance of cc / joja and keep the channels separate.
Only open cross alliance on weekends

[cyan bluff]

whats your favorite farm? (im asking everone including you whos reading this)

[shut night]

@sacred pier you're being accidentally caught by a filter, put a space after your ... and it should be fine

[half parcel]

Calm down

[lavish basin]

Forest

[leaden moth]

We have next years april fools

[sacred pier]

Ye I just deleted the dots lol u jumpscared me XD

[hybrid mural]

Godbless

[pine vale]

Forest farm

[lavish basin]

I wish

[lime talon]

I'll be talking to get cowpoke role again so I can get the perms I used to have

[shut night]

dw, I saw you trying to resend and figured I'd help haha

[compact dirge]

I wouldn’t even do it in the expanded mod

[ornate roost]

[wary trout]

I'll probably post it on YouTube if I actually did to do it LMAO

[cyan bluff]

why forsest farm?

[sacred pier]

Tyvm 🙏

[lavish basin]

Super pretty + extra forageables and hardwood + pretty

[sacred pier]

Coz pretty

[shut night]

@dark sierra No advertising please

[hybrid mural]

Easy access to hardwood?

[sacred pier]

Ye

[dark sierra]

Oh okay my bad

[leaden moth]

Standard bc its the only one I’ve done. Ill try and do meadowlands next

[half parcel]

Cool brother but i don't think server let's you freely advertise

[cyan bluff]

@dark sierra il follow if you remove the ai

[hybrid mural]

How many saves have you gone through

[sacred pier]

The what ai

[leaden moth]

..1

[hybrid mural]

...

[leaden moth]

I started playing like 2 weeks ago

[half parcel]

WHAT

[grim path]

k

[hybrid mural]

YOU STARTED WITH CRACK

[pine vale]

Very aesthetic atmosphere and useful for foraging and hardwood

[rapid sedge]

My freind asked me to tell him when I got an dinosaur egg or artifact doll cause it's special. But he is not online right now. Can somebody tell me what to do with them (got them through fishing)

[wary trout]

Ai? Iike adobe illustrator?

[cyan bluff]

backgroungs ai

[half parcel]

I have seen you before 2 weeks

[wary trout]

Jk

[sacred pier]

I don't get what u mean bro

[leaden moth]

2 or 3 weeks

[hybrid mural]

I almost want to see you through the same lens i see crack with, awful lens

[leaden moth]

Whenever i joined the server

[cyan bluff]

the video from @dark sierra

[sacred pier]

Save dino egg donate the doll

[leaden moth]

Pls don’t compare me to him. I have sense

[half parcel]

March

[hybrid mural]

[lavish basin]

Dino egg you can incubate in a big or deluxe coop to get a baby dino. Ancient doll is something just for an Easter egg. You can donate your first one and use the second foll for the Easter egg

[rapid sedge]

Won't I need to donate all to get Gunther sword

[hybrid mural]

No wonder bro said "blocked" when i out-of-contexted you

[half parcel]

Surprised he ain muted

[sacred pier]

What gunther sword? No

[lavish basin]

There's no sword from Gunther

[rapid sedge]

Ok

[wary trout]

Is this peak hours on the server

[sacred pier]

No nico

[hybrid mural]

Youre just really lucky

[wary trout]

Damn my eyes are starting to fall

[leaden moth]

There’s noob annoying and annoying annoying

[half parcel]

Slowmode increased a bit

[lavish basin]

America and Europe are awake so basically

[rapid sedge]

The one that u need to craft the last sword(idk name the endgame one)

[ornate roost]

Same here

[sacred pier]

Oh...yea no

[wary trout]

I'm so sleepy lmao

[rapid sedge]

There is?

[compact dirge]

I’m wide awake

[lavish basin]

The museum has nothing to do with weapons

[shut night]

Guys, if someone is breaking rules please report them, but don't speak about them behind their back.

[hybrid mural]

Time?

[lavish basin]

No, there is not

[rapid sedge]

So Gunther sword is optional and not needed for endgame

[wary trout]

We ain't sleeping for sure

[worn escarp]

@spare lava

[leaden moth]

Idk about any rule breaking but ill stop

[wary trout]

12 am

[hybrid mural]

good

[half parcel]

When do we get guns in sdv

[sacred pier]

There is no Gunther sword. There is endgame sword which is nice to have but it's yk...endgame so dw about it rn

[rapid sedge]

The last reward is a sword right?

[hybrid mural]

Oh boi same timezone...

[cyan bluff]

what happens to the things i placed next to the house whn i upgrade it

[ornate roost]

Yeah cause we are still too curious

[lavish basin]

No, it's a Stardrop. There's no such thing as a "Gunther sword"

[hybrid mural]

Gunther Sword

[half parcel]

Automatically moves a bit

[wary trout]

It stays there, probably moved a bit

[rapid sedge]

So I got april fooled

[sacred pier]

Yes

[cyan bluff]

ty

[hybrid mural]

Magnificently

[half parcel]

You won't lose stuff dw

[rapid sedge]

Whats a star drop?

[half parcel]

Why did slowmode go from 10 seconds to 12.

[sacred pier]

If gunther did have a sword or would probably be a rusty old one

[lavish basin]

Permanently increases max energy by 34. There's 7 in the game. Earliest you usually get is from floor 100 of the mines

[wary trout]

Sleep is optional

[hybrid mural]

It auto adjust, more active chat more slowmode

[lavish basin]

Its automatic based on how many people are chatting

[fallow folio]

hello

[hybrid mural]

Welcome, start running

[half parcel]

Auto adjust hmm. Time to crack the formula

[sacred pier]

Helo

[rapid sedge]

One more thing I gotta know if it's real or fake. Linus gives me 30k and 10 gold bars at 8 hearts cause he is secretly rich

[compact dirge]

[ornate roost]

We still here after all

[lavish basin]

No 😭

[rapid sedge]

Oh

[sacred pier]

Fake

[winter surge]

hey guys, haven't picked up SDV yet but am planning on it. I see that there are different maps you can play, I think I want to play the OG one but I was wondering how many of you recommend a different map

[half parcel]

Let's find out the formula. Solve for x david

[hybrid mural]

Meadowland, welcome btw

[sacred pier]

Bro stop believing yt shorts. ALOT of misinfo there

[winter surge]

Also wondering how long it takes for a full playthrough, and whether you guys played different ones?

[lavish basin]

The most begginer friendly is standard farm yes

[crude oyster]

Just caught the legend :D

[compact dirge]

Depends how committed you are

[hybrid mural]

Bros been doing his research on april 1st

[hybrid mural]

Goodjobbu! Year 1?

[half parcel]

What is he seeing lmfao

[sacred pier]

Standard is fine but farms like forest are kinda better since u get hardwood on ur farm so...that's extra forage xp and hardwood too.
Other farms have their own benefits too

[wary trout]

The one inside a forest forgor what it was

[sacred pier]

A whole lotta bs. Been there tbh can't blame him

[lavish basin]

Forest? 😭

[crude oyster]

No😭 😭

Year six but also I never fish and I was like, might aswell try it and caught it in the first 5 fish!!!

[wary trout]

That farm is soo pretty

[rapid sedge]

Now y'all are just faking it bro. What's next the underground sewer gremlin that i unlock by fishing a key at lv 10 is also fake

[winter surge]

Ok so forest one or the standard is what im hearing

[half parcel]

I think it's pretty good for most playthroughs. Alot of space and tillable soil

[sacred pier]

Yes

[winter surge]

thanks guys

[hybrid mural]

Bro's ragebaiting, this cant be

[lavish basin]

You get the sewers key from 60 museum donations. You don't fish it up

[wary trout]

Who's gonna tell him

[leaden moth]

Standard if ur brand new

[rapid sedge]

Dso it's real

[ornate roost]

Eventually us

[sacred pier]

Nu uh

[lavish basin]

No. The key is from Gunther

[hybrid mural]

He's ragebaiting, there's no way he's getting so much misinformations

[wary trout]

Brand new sounds funny in my head

[prisma barn]

Picked meadow just for the chickens

[half parcel]

i thought you could marry everyone in vanilla

[rapid sedge]

But Gunther gives stardrop why key

[winter surge]

Guess I'll go standard since its OG. Does it affect the story in any capacity? Or the things you can unlock?

[hybrid mural]

Or you're just delirious from being sleepy

[sacred pier]

Same

[lavish basin]

He gives the key at 60 donations and the Stardrop at 95 (full museum)

[leaden moth]

No just the things u start out with

[wary trout]

That's my secret, I'm always delirious

[rapid sedge]

There are 95 artifacts?

[hybrid mural]

Perfect

[lavish basin]

A total of 95 artifacts and minerals yeah

[rapid sedge]

Isn't this a mining farming game why is there so much things

[wary trout]

Every time I close my eye lids stick a little longer

[leaden moth]

Bc its the best

[lavish basin]

It's much more than that. The game is pretty big

[compact dirge]

Magik

[ornate roost]

Cause its stardew

[winter surge]

Ok cool thanks. And just curious, how many hours is like a typical full playthrough of the game? I've played terraria and MC and stuff, those games are just massive but I know this one is different and has more of a story to it so its more directed

[wary trout]

Because best game of all time

[half parcel]

To keep people engaged. Yes you can farm but there's lots of other stuff to explore. The game has existed for years too

[hybrid mural]

There's only a whole bunch because youre researching it, not playing it

[tall mantle]

why not?

[sacred pier]

Well it can depend. If u were experienced you could get everything done in the game within 50? Hours? If not then perhaps more

[wary trout]

If you're speedrunning, probably 150 hours. Casual? A whole lotta hours

[lime talon]

I wonder what would happen if you were to update a 1.6 save to 1.7 when it comes out (especially ||one with more than 8 hearts with Sandy and/or Clint||)

[hybrid mural]

When you start playing you'll find yourself craving for more

[pliant dew]

Bye

[winter surge]

lol so it sounds like realistically when you pick your starting area you're damn committed

[tall mantle]

I hope its not like linus ....(come in let me show u something)

[sacred pier]

Cutscenes will play

[winter surge]

can you get divorced in this game

[lavish basin]

Nothing special would. Saves have always retroactively updated

[leaden moth]

There is a story however this game can be just as free flowing as those games. There’s a whole endgame content even after the story is done. Im on 110 hours and still not close to being “done” with a save

[sacred pier]

Yes

[lavish basin]

Yes

[wary trout]

Pretty much, but not a lot of people 100% a save

[half parcel]

Depends on how good is your pacing but there isn't an end to sdv. You can consider beating the game as reaching perfection which is basically perfection. Perfection would take a bit longer than a typical terraria playthrough

[winter surge]

Cool, thanks for the answers. Looking forward to starting this

[tall mantle]

kinda sad why my wife doesnt divorce me so i can escape by not paying 50k

[pliant dew]

BUTTERMILK RANCH

[rapid sedge]

Well i feel like my money thing is going well as I can fish up to 5000 gold in a day.

[wary trout]

I'm on 150 hours on my save and I'm NOT even close to half of completion

[compact dirge]

I’m 65 hours into a save and still haven’t completed it

[rapid sedge]

How do I get horse to travel and how to get the rare joja colas(it made me fast)

[winter surge]

When you get divorced do you have to pay alimony

[tall mantle]

i jusdt started last week

[hybrid mural]

Who else has played for about that many hours...

[leaden moth]

Im dead

[half parcel]

Each villager has their own special cutscenes. Be sure to keep talking/ gifting to them if you want lore

[pliant dew]

Yes

[leaden moth]

Shut

[rapid sedge]

Got only 3 after fishing for 2 days

[worn escarp]

Stardew valley players need therapy

[lavish basin]

For the horse you need to buy a stable from robins.
Joja cola there's only one. You can fish it up or buy from the machine in the saloon

[half parcel]

No. And no child support either.

[wary trout]

Stardew is the therapy

[winter surge]

count me in LOL

[lavish basin]

Divorcing itself costs 50k tho

[lost oriole]

coffee also

[tall mantle]

dw ive done it as well

[compact dirge]

Now that’s crazy