stardew-valley

[little mica]

mhhmm

[worn escarp]

U live too close but anyways

[grim sage]

yeah it took me time to realize

[karmic anvil]

Ohhh even i didnt know

[grim path]

fr lol

[chrome galleon]

best stardew valley the movie quote- "theres MOSS EVERYWHERE!"

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/insomnia-spongebob-can't-sleep-tired-spongebob-meme-gif-4035095023282389047

[dusk hatch]

Man I work at a daycare the kids are gonna like curse and scream or throw things and be like "but it's april fools day" 🥀

[grim path]

lol

[grim sage]

wow one of the worst case possible

[compact dirge]

I also work at a daycare and am not looking forward to that tomorrow

[karmic anvil]

damn slap them and telll them its april fools day lmao

[grim path]

LOL

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-leave-me-viralhog-stay-with-me-raccoon-holding-on-gif-5147495979607906290

[chrome galleon]

my cousins kid pinched me lasat month talking about i wasnt wearin green on st patricks day

[dusk hatch]

We got this fr trust 💗🔥
(RIP to us)

[dusk hatch]

Peak advice

[compact dirge]

You know what I say to that, I tell them I get immunity cause of my name

[grim path]

slap him and say aptil fools

[compact dirge]

was that the right word

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-yeet-gif-13195565629610357612

[karmic anvil]

do they have nap time or smth

[chrome galleon]

say happy opposite day and throw him outside

[karmic anvil]

Dude u love that gif dont ya

[worn escarp]

U can ping me yk?

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-monk-chinese-gif-14151463252839413923

[compact dirge]

Yeah for 2 hours

[karmic anvil]

aight thanks lol

[karmic anvil]

wat do teachers do? break ah?

[worn escarp]

Dont to thank me

[dusk hatch]

Woah 🥹
Max at my old job was an hour

[karmic anvil]

Are kids even worth the paychequee

im never making kids

[worn escarp]

I love my new name

[karmic anvil]

Couldnt afford in this economy

[grim path]

only 2h i work 8h

[compact dirge]

We work on papers or finish updating everything

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[compact dirge]

I could never

[karmic anvil]

i will just chill alone

[chrome galleon]

yall lucky. i was a dj at a local nightclub from 7pm to 7 am and i went home at 8 or 9.

[karmic anvil]

damn

[worn escarp]

This is a family friendly server sir

[grim path]

LOL

[compact dirge]

I do a straight 8 hours with no break

[grim path]

WHAT DO YOU DO

[karmic anvil]

yeah i didnt say anything nsfw no

[dusk hatch]

They're a handful but honestly they're really sweet. They also say the most out of pocket things lmao. I dont think most ppl who work in childcare would be there if they didn't like kids. And for the really crappy teachers or sitters, it's pretty obvious they hate being around kids

[worn escarp]

Lunch break is mandatory in the state of airzona

[karmic anvil]

nice

[worn escarp]

Nvm im worng there not damn

[compact dirge]

actually in my company it's a 9 hour work day and an hour lunch

It's a right to work state

[grim path]

fr lol

[chrome galleon]

sometimes kids can be annyoing but out of the blue they say the most random stuff and make you giggle from time to time

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-yeet-gif-13195565629610357612

[compact dirge]

Dude yes because tell me why my kids were literally calling me potato today

[grim path]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-2030152775311029167

[karmic anvil]

cuz ur potatao dragon

[compact dirge]

and then proceeded to say mash potato pickle ice cream and were just cracking up

[fallen sable]

heyy im aboout to have my first like egg festivle what does everyone reccodmend i do?

[worn escarp]

Sleep

[compact dirge]

They don't know that

[chrome galleon]

had one kid tell me he was superman and he ran into wall

[karmic anvil]

i lost badly

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/iamzoie-gotdamnzo-lmao-lmfao-falling-gif-20442861

[karmic anvil]

kids aint allowed at dj parties no?

lmao

[summer pier]

i refuse to sell my fish to willy bc his shop is struggeling and i dont want him to lose money buying my fish :(

[chrome galleon]

while doing the superman fly pose with his arm out

[chrome galleon]

no kids were allowed at the club

[dusk hatch]

Once I was telling the kids to wash their hands so they don't have yucky germs and they were like "yeah because germs make you sick" so I said "yeah" and then this kid comes up and says "being sick makes you die" and then another kid said "all of the teachers here will die someday." I mean technically what they all said wasn't wrong but holy 😭

[compact dirge]

OMG

[karmic anvil]

bro what music did you remix ? lol johnny johnny yes papa transition mary had a lil lamb

[stone harbor]

hi guys, sorry for interjecting but has anybody else tried to add the farm computer bot to your own servers? it says offline in mine. anybody has idea why? thank you

[grim path]

LOL

[orchid saffron]

Please keep things on topic y'all

[compact dirge]

SORRY

[chrome galleon]

imagine telling a kid to wash their hands and they do but then five mins later they got their hands and fingers in thier mouth

[dusk hatch]

Mb

[karmic anvil]

sorry

[chrome galleon]

sorry

[grim path]

sorry

[chrome galleon]

is there an off topic chat?

[karmic anvil]

yeah even i wanna

[grim path]

idk

[whole dagger]

#town-square

[orchid saffron]

#town-square and #adventurers-guild are off topic chats.

[chrome galleon]

oh ok

[whole dagger]

Wh...

[chrome galleon]

wanted to make sure

[worn escarp]

Fuck my stupid English is off sorry

[karmic anvil]

poor guy ,i dontt even know what farm computer is

[whole dagger]

Wait why are they wumbus

[chrome galleon]

hang on i need to change my name back to normal

[grim path]

why did i get a worning for doing a gif of a guy jumping in there then😭

[dusk hatch]

Is this a mod? If so I think #1272025932932055121 would help cuz highkey I have no idea what ur talking abt

[compact dirge]

No they are talking about the one in these servers I think

[chrome galleon]

ok name changed

[stone harbor]

it's a discord bot :'') haha but thank you anyway

[worn escarp]

Potato potato

[chrome galleon]

pototo

[worn escarp]

Pototo

[compact dirge]

I need potatos in the game but they aren't even in season yet

[chrome galleon]

speed sleep until winter

[worn escarp]

I need my crush to text me back but shes busy

[chrome galleon]

anyone ever get tired of the season and just go to bed over and over til it changes?

[compact dirge]

yes

[dusk hatch]

Did that to grow cauliflowers after first getting the game 💀

But then I learned u had to water that stuff

So I was just wasting days

[compact dirge]

I'm feckin stupid, it is already spring and I can indeed get potatos

[chrome galleon]

i only seen snow once in the game cuz i speed sleep through it

[worn escarp]

YAY

[worn escarp]

And ur not stupid ur just different

[chrome galleon]

ive missed all the christmas events

[compact dirge]

That's crazy

[worn escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-emotional-damage-steven-he-emotional-damage-gif-23428142

[compact dirge]

You have to spoiler tag that

[chrome galleon]

there

didnt know which one

[worn escarp]

Guys

[compact dirge]

I was gonna tell you

[restive bobcat]

Tomato

[cobalt hare]

Wumbus

[fallen sable]

i also lost. by 1 point pmo

[compact dirge]

Rough

[karmic anvil]

Good atleast you got that far

game ended for me when i got 1 egg itself

[summer pier]

i was wondering the map and there was a spot that said its a battery powered lock box but no battery, how do i get batterys :P

[compact dirge]

There is a chance for Pam to send one in the mail but mostly you get them from lightning rods during thunderstorms

[summer pier]

alright thanks :D

where do i get lightning rod recipe btw

[hybrid mural]

[[Lightning Rod]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Lightning_Rod

[hybrid mural]

Lv8 foraging it said

[summer pier]

thanks :D

[compact dirge]

it's only year 3 and I already am about to have my second kid

[dusk hatch]

Speedrunning romance lol

[compact dirge]

It's crazy

I hope it's a girl this time

[maiden schooner]

I think it is guarantee to be other gender of the second kid

[compact dirge]

Yessss

I really wanted a girl

[worn escarp]

I want a girl irl

[compact dirge]

You will get there eventually!

[blissful axle]

Hello fellow uh discordians

[worn escarp]

Its a wip

[compact dirge]

exactly

[blissful axle]

Is there perchace an encounter with a distinguished e kitten in here

[compact dirge]

Hiiii

I'm sorry what

[blissful axle]

Anyone got farm decoration ideas

Im bored

[hybrid mural]

Mans down bad

[maiden schooner]

Easiest farm deco idea is growing Cherry Trees

[worn escarp]

@karmic anvil Goodnight im going to sleep now see i sleep

[pine vale]

Pathways

[blissful axle]

I sent in whombus outfits if someone can help decorate

[dusk hatch]

• Inside furniture can be placed outside
• For fences I used those mini tree decorations. I liked how it looked and they last forever
• there's a specific website where you can design each farm and the exact layout before doing it so see how it looks (includes extra buildings, crops, etc) but I forgot what it's called

[blissful axle]

Wdym

[blissful axle]

Hmm i see

You mean the log and half log

Ya i used them with fences

Hmmm

[dusk hatch]

I would be wary for spoilers here tho bc u can see every game item and building that can be placed down iirc

[blissful axle]

Ion really see why ppl care abt spoilers

Like

Its an a show its a game

And if anything is a spoiler it would be like something u have to figure out later ingame

Like for example a puzzle or some sh

[dusk hatch]

Fair. Personally I don't mind when playing video games either but some ppl do so it's just a courtesy here in sdv sever

[leaden moth]

What show are u watching rn

[blissful axle]

[blissful axle]

Uhhh idk kinda hoping

Season 5 seven deadly sins

[dusk hatch]

There are "progressions" and specific events that activate after the farmer takes certain actions and that's what ppl call spoiler

[blissful axle]

Chainsawman manga

And jjk culling games

[leaden moth]

Meliodas and elizabeth die again

[blissful axle]

Wild

Is that

Like the end

[leaden moth]

Thats what spoilers mean

Ja

[blissful axle]

I saw some game called 5ds origins

They were alive

So i figured ya the curse wasnt broken

[leaden moth]

Origins

[blissful axle]

But like i didnt watcb it

Wait do u mean

Die

In like

Not be resurected again

@leaden moth

[tall mantle]

Good morning!!!! 🌞🌅

[maiden schooner]

Morning!

[tall mantle]

Wait

Why we all pink suddenly?

[maiden schooner]

Wumbus happened (it is April 1st)

[tall mantle]

Who fuked up the ROLES

[brazen compass]

THEY TRIED SETTING IT TO WUMBO

[tall mantle]

Ohhh right

[blissful axle]

Gng spoiled 5 seasons and left

[dim bone]

Hello 🙂

[blissful axle]

Didnt even tell me what died meant

Dam pink roles

[tawny saffron]

Wumbus

[compact dirge]

Morning

[true wagon]

i got tempered broadsword should i use

[amber sluice]

Morning～

[carmine scarab]

Mornin'

[tawny saffron]

yes

[true wagon]

ok ty

[nocturne linden]

this game is genuinely addictive

in a good way

theres so much to do

[compact dirge]

It is

[calm sandal]

so many wumbus

my roles are wumbuses

[tall mantle]

Everyone is pink makes me so confusef

[nocturne linden]

welcome to wumbus central

[warped hazel]

hello

[tall mantle]

Ohhh MMY lmaooo

[compact dirge]

Honestly same

[sinful loom]

April 2nd needs to come faster

[tall mantle]

Hollaaa

[warped hazel]

yes

i hate april 1

[summer pier]

I GOT THE BOTTOM OF THE MINES

yayyy

[compact dirge]

It's not even april 1st for me yet

[nocturne linden]

i tend to stay off social media during april fools day

[warped hazel]

lol its 7am here

[sinful loom]

me neither but pre grieve

[tall mantle]

10am almost

[sinful loom]

I will NOT be out in public tomorrow

[warped hazel]

where are you from

[compact dirge]

I have to work sadly

[tall mantle]

India and you?

[warped hazel]

🇹🇷🇹🇷

[hybrid mural]

[sinful loom]

duty calls

[hybrid mural]

Good morning

[vast oxide]

You good egge

[tall mantle]

I wish i knew what this meant.......

[nocturne linden]

does this game have split screen?

[warped hazel]

morning

[warped hazel]

turkey

[tall mantle]

KFCCC

[vast oxide]

No?

[calm sandal]

console i believe

[vast oxide]

Oh?

[warped hazel]

like nintendo ds? no

[nocturne linden]

i hope so, theres almost no games that have it as an option anymore

[compact dirge]

Should I get this game for my playstation

[frank kayak]

it dose on pc

i have done it before

[tall mantle]

Even pc local coop too right?

[hybrid mural]

Mans living in 2003

[calm sandal]

idk about that, i always play solo

[tall mantle]

Im just saying dummy.....

[echo basin]

How?

[nocturne linden]

time traveler spotted

[calm sandal]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Multiplayer#Start_split-screen_mode

seems like, u can

[tall mantle]

I KNEW IT!!!

[frank kayak]

steam link

[zealous widget]

Hey so like I go to sleep and this server changes

What

[nocturne linden]

april fools day

[tall mantle]

Huh?

[compact dirge]

Yup

[frank kayak]

most janky way to get a second player

[zealous widget]

I'm on multiple painkillers. I can't process

[tall mantle]

[frank kayak]

i use steam link because i don't have a controller because i play on pc only

[calm sandal]

is steam link a controller or something?

[frank kayak]

yes think PlayStation portal but PC

[calm sandal]

do we have to turn on pc steam and bluetooth to play games?

[frank kayak]

just wifi i think

[tall mantle]

Use kb

[calm sandal]

so we need to install the game in android/apple?

[tall mantle]

Damn idk whats steam link

[frank kayak]

you need the steam link app

[tall mantle]

On pc or ps?

[calm sandal]

interesting, i should try later

[frank kayak]

second player...

[frank kayak]

PC

[tall mantle]

Ohkay now makes sense

[tall mantle]

Imagine wasd and ijkl

Both on same kb

That was fun when i was a child

[ornate roost]

[frank kayak]

you can possibly do that if you remap you keyboard to a controller and you need them like a 8 extra because of face and shoulder buttons

[tall mantle]

Yep its some emulator thing

[nocturne linden]

i love making wine in this game, its so profitable

and its fun

[compact dirge]

It is but it just takes a while

[tall mantle]

Bro playing joja route?

[nocturne linden]

i can find other stuff to do while i age the wine

[tall mantle]

🎣

[compact dirge]

That’s true

[frank kayak]

fish or mine

[nocturne linden]

i literally have 80 bottles of wine and counting ready to put in casks

however i only have 40 casks atm

i need to make more

[frank kayak]

but remember you can only use so many!

because you only have your basement

[nocturne linden]

yes, i know

[tall mantle]

For me its weird to put selling items in the BOX

would prefer a small mini game of driving a small truck to another city or port to ship them

Could add loading screens

[frank kayak]

unless you connect a controller for a second basemant

[nocturne linden]

i also need more kegs

[compact dirge]

The basement actually holds a pretty good amount of casks

[nocturne linden]

it does

[frank kayak]

and remember with the second cabin you can store kegs in it!

[tall mantle]

Am i only one to think like this?

[summer pier]

I love the junimos but they cant be serious with asking for this much money

😭

the blueberrys better be paying the bills

[nocturne linden]

their greed sickens me

[tall mantle]

Pumpkin and cranberry

Ohh wait ur in summer?

@summer pier

[nocturne linden]

i also learned today that you can age cheese in casks

[calm sandal]

u havent seen joja's

[tall mantle]

I assume joja is that u have to buy all stuff

Not any fishes or crops

[compact dirge]

You can do beer, mead and pale ale as well

[late rover]

I think I would never go Joja's route, my heart is too fragile for that

[tall mantle]

Just money

[late rover]

[nocturne linden]

nice

[tall mantle]

For now.....

[compact dirge]

Same but I want the achievement so bad

[summer pier]

yep in summer, for fall tho bc im almost into fall what would u recomend

[tall mantle]

Pumpkin corn and cranberry

[late rover]

Don't say thaaaaaaaat, nooooo

[tall mantle]

Corn works in both sunmer and fall

[summer pier]

okay

[ornate roost]

[summer pier]

i alr have 24 corn down

wait nvm the blueberrys are paying the bills

[compact dirge]

It’s ok I’ll delete the save file right after and never ever have to worry about it ever again

[tall mantle]

Corn good long run

[summer pier]

all my fish from the summer plus last 2 blueberrys js got me 25k in one night

[late rover]

But you'll remember it forever

[tall mantle]

Marnie does it more in one night

[compact dirge]

Hiiii

[late rover]

How you went back to the corporation that ruined your life...

[summer pier]

i gotta lock in to be as good of a farmer as marnie

[drowsy wing]

wumb

[tall mantle]

Well.....u need lewis for that 😈

[ornate roost]

Hello hello

[compact dirge]

That’s exactly what I tell everyone

[cobalt hare]

us

[drowsy wing]

[summer pier]

jover

[late rover]

Just get a friend. Lend them your pc, tell them to get the achievement. Tell them to delete the save file

Safe.

[calm sandal]

joja good, join us, thrive

[summer pier]

i hate lewis js a little bit less then clint

[compact dirge]

That is very true

[compact dirge]

Burn to the ground

[late rover]

I hate Marnie because she's never there when I need to buy stuff

[tall mantle]

I hate seb and alex more than clint...... because clint is just a tool for me

[summer pier]

it took me like 4 days to get my first animal bc marnie was avoiding me :P

[ornate roost]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-black-child-exorcist-savun-gif-2886110114740383915

[late rover]

I feel you LOL

[tall mantle]

It took me a week irl because i kept forgetting

[compact dirge]

What’s wrong with Sebastian

[tall mantle]

I left my work to gift him

Seb: Dont you have any work to fo?

I literally left my work to come visit him LIKE WTH

[late rover]

Sometimes I wish I lost my memories so I can play Stardew Valley from 0 again, without knowing anything.

[summer pier]

wait im gonna get so rich in fall ill have like 30 sprinklers i can use

[compact dirge]

Fair I suppose

[tall mantle]

Go to Dangestan 2to3yrs

[late rover]

No, what if I lose my memories and don't remember I had to play SDV?

[tall mantle]

U got a good point

[compact dirge]

Sticky note before you do it

[tall mantle]

Bro forgot to come back......from dangestan

[late rover]

Now you're talking

[late rover]

Sticky note the address

[fathom citrus]

Am I supposed to not access the hood guy in the mines at beginner level

[compact dirge]

And make sure to always keep it on you and somehow not lose it

[tall mantle]

Tattoo it on ur arms

[compact dirge]

What hood guy

[tall mantle]

The who?

[fathom citrus]

The creature I guees. The side room of the mines entrance blocked by a wall

[compact dirge]

Oh, well I mean as long as your pickaxe is upgraded then it doesn’t matter when you do

[tall mantle]

Break the wall

[compact dirge]

You can’t talk to him until you have all 4 scrolls donated to the museum though

[fathom citrus]

I thought I had to use a bomb to break the wall

[tall mantle]

Ohhhh shiitttt

Thanks

[fathom citrus]

Is golden scroll one of them

[ornate roost]

You mean with the yellow ribbon ?

[compact dirge]

yeah theres, red, green, blue and then yellow

[ornate roost]

If so then yes

[compact dirge]

They are all labled 1-4

[fathom citrus]

Yeah I got that from an enemy drop

[compact dirge]

Nope

[ornate roost]

Dont forget to censor btw

[summer pier]

i went thru the whole mines without getting a earth crystal and i cant find one where do these guys live 😭

[fathom citrus]

How do I get the other 3

[compact dirge]

In the first 40 levels @summer pier

[summer pier]

alr :( im bouta get so lucky trust

[compact dirge]

I am so sorry, again it's a problem that I always forget to reply or tag the person i'm responding to

My brain is just going too fast and I hit send before i even realize

[cobalt hare]

I love my farm name

[tall mantle]

Bro merged 2 diff conversation

[tall mantle]

I love my pet name

[ornate roost]

If you missing red and green digging up in a dirt or killing monster in level 1-39 for the blue one you'll need to kill from a monster only from level 80-119

[cobalt hare]

I'm naming mine Wumbi

[compact dirge]

Blue is always from monster drops

[fathom citrus]

Guess it will be a long time before I reach level 80

[tall mantle]

Ur in which season?

[ornate roost]

Take your time just to make sure to bring more food for healing along the way

[tall mantle]

Spring?

[tall mantle]

Healing?
Nah stamina is main thing

I always get tired like so fast

[fathom citrus]

Halfway through spring

[odd niche]

Wait guys is this not a stardew valley server anymore?

[strange ocean]

What happened to the server? It's full of wumbus for unknown reason.

[tall mantle]

U still have a long of time...im in fall still havent gave scrolls

[tall mantle]

Welcome to pink villa

[calm sandal]

wumbus fools

[ornate roost]

Usually stamina is not a big problem for me since i just dig up couple rock and found the stair

[tall mantle]

Ur one lucky mf

[strange ocean]

April fool's I see thanks for the info

[novel thistle]

@strange ocean You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[fathom citrus]

Good thing this place isn't affected with April 1st yet.

[strange ocean]

FINALLY!!!

[tall mantle]

I havent played stardew valley yesterday

[ornate roost]

I may not know where the stair location is but i just use my feeling

[tall mantle]

Today i have work from home so i can play it

[calm sandal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/image-perms-flex-4

[tall mantle]

I hope that's cranberry juice and not concentrate syrup

[strange ocean]

🤡good for ya bruv

[calm sandal]

diabetic moment

[tall mantle]

🥀

[calm sandal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epix-image-perms

[fathom citrus]

One sip and you receive a rush effect

[calm sandal]

it used it some meme so i think its not concentrated syrup

[clever crypt]

yessir

[next plover]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-image-perms-flex-image-flexx-gif-20201451

[compact dirge]

Why is it all the same juice

[tall mantle]

This ones raspberry

[next plover]

Yummy

[summer pier]

are earth crystals suposed to be hard to find :P

[calm sandal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/image-perms-flex-perms

[compact dirge]

It’s still the same brand

[calm sandal]

marketing to the finest

[compact dirge]

They are everywhere tbf

[calm sandal]

recent kit kat stolen 12 ton also a marketing

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/zaza-berry-juice-one-wheel-gif-12941470762151259307

[tall mantle]

Yep....mfs said someone took the take a break line seriously

[compact dirge]

Omg

[calm sandal]

for any who dont know, kit kat announced a supply chain of 12 ton of kit kat got stolen and they made announcement which followed by other companies and game dev which lead to meme.

[compact dirge]

Damn

[tall mantle]

Could be better if they did on 1st april

[compact dirge]

I love Kit Kat but who needs that many

[calm sandal]

it wasnt a lie, they did got stolen, but hey, the marketing of media social wins, stock market increased instead down

[tall mantle]

Well......idk if its real or not....why would anyone steal 12tons of it 😭

[fathom citrus]

One time loss for a long time profit

[weak meteor]

What’s with all the wumbus

[calm sandal]

april fools

[tall mantle]

Pink villa

[summer pier]

i never thought id be hyped over a earth crystal but im so happy rn

[calm sandal]

12 tons, heh

[tall mantle]

I hate dominos

More bread than actual pizza

[fathom citrus]

Never made sense why dominos logo is a magnet

[tall mantle]

Its a domino

Dummy

[calm sandal]

its domino, my dude

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dominos-falling-gif-20582408

[tall mantle]

Bro is regretting asking that question

[fathom citrus]

I think I haven't seen enough dominos
Used to use match box to play dominos, lol

[tall mantle]

Makes sense i havent played that game

[calm sandal]

hitman also did it, i wonder if they gonna add a real mission about it

[tall mantle]

But still....

This is good

[calm sandal]

a disaster become a good marketing

pure gold.

[tall mantle]

54k products right? 12T approx

[chrome galleon]

mighthop on vc in a bit just trying to do something real quick

[fathom citrus]

Don't wanna imagine 47 using a KitKat to do the job

[compact dirge]

It’s not that bad of a game

[chrome galleon]

and by something i mean work up the courage to vc

[compact dirge]

Why not you can do a whole level using just a newspaper

[calm sandal]

i dont think new member can use vc yet, iirc

[topaz wagon]

test

[tall mantle]

I didnt say its bad....i said i didnt play it

[chrome galleon]

oh nvm

lol

[compact dirge]

I know that’s not what I was saying

[tall mantle]

Also i said i hate dominos....i meant pizza

[calm sandal]

domino is one of classic, there also uno version i seen before

[compact dirge]

I knowwwww

I read the chats don’t worry

[tall mantle]

U sure?

[fathom citrus]

I didn't know I could use a newspaper.
At this point he might as well use a pencil

[tall mantle]

Take a break .....have a kitkat

[chrome galleon]

who remembers when pizza hut had crash bandicoot as its mascot for a while?

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-in-the-head-smack-whack-newspaper-golden-girls-gif-15789621

[tall mantle]

Only you

[compact dirge]

I do actually want some

[tall mantle]

I have the ....choco sticks

[chrome galleon]

pockie?

[tall mantle]

Waffey

[compact dirge]

Huh

[chrome galleon]

the ones that come in the round tall can?

[tall mantle]

Yep

[chrome galleon]

those are great with mil

milk

[tall mantle]

Wait

[golden salmon]

hi

[calm sandal]

hello world

[tall mantle]

Let me google what ur thinking

[compact dirge]

They’re called piroulines

[chrome galleon]

yep

got chocolate in the middle

[tall mantle]

@chrome galleon not

Not poky

[chrome galleon]

im actually eating chocolate pandas rn

[compact dirge]

Mmmmm

[tall mantle]

This i have rn left one

[chrome galleon]

those are the same thing as piroulines

[silk zinc]

What the heck is wumbus?

[calm sandal]

april fools

[chrome galleon]

our lord and savior

[silk zinc]

Sigh

[tall mantle]

Yes this

Just brand different

[compact dirge]

[chrome galleon]

anyone ever had biscoff cookie butter?

[tall mantle]

Bro making me have chocolate craving in morning

[carmine raven]

oh my god Corinthians

[calm sandal]

biscoff is good

[carmine raven]

if you had one of these in the pantry you had STATUS

[compact dirge]

They should have a server here thays just for desserts

[fathom citrus]

I mean it's good, at least dark chocolate is

[tall mantle]

But still not in morning 😔

Still i ate 2 sticks

[chrome galleon]

well you could eat a lil but not too much

[fathom citrus]

Please tell me you had milk

[tall mantle]

Coffee

[carmine raven]

wait i just got here

why're we talking about corinthians in the sdv channel

[tall mantle]

We got a bit deviated

[fathom citrus]

I'll take that combo

[compact dirge]

That’s why I said we should have a dessert server

[chrome galleon]

yall wanna go to the off topic channel?

[burnt moon]

quick very important how do I unmarry someone

or well undo the giving of the pendant

[compact dirge]

50,000 divorce in the mayors place

[chrome galleon]

beat the-OH YOU MEAN IN STARDEW

[tall mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-gif-5441132

[burnt moon]

😭

[calm sandal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cereal-milk-5

[tall mantle]

UNMARRY

[fathom citrus]

K enough chocolate, I can feel the diabetes building within me

[burnt moon]

unpropose

[calm sandal]

u can go to mayor for divorce

[burnt moon]

the marriage hasn't happend yet

[compact dirge]

Idk then

[burnt moon]

it's 6pm I don't wanna undo this whole day

[chrome galleon]

divorce them straight after the wedding

[tall mantle]

Bro planned everything and at wedding day.....has issues

[burnt moon]

no I gave the wrong item 😭 I just picked up the pendant and went to give my daily gift and scrolled too far

[tall mantle]

What is the offtopic channel ???

[glad ravine]

real life advice?

[burnt moon]

#town-square

[chrome galleon]

could be but doing thats illegal in some states

[calm sandal]

remember some state forced to divide asset after divorce

[compact dirge]

That’s feckin stupid

[rustic plaza]

So is this wumbus thing for April 1st?

[chrome galleon]

then you gotta wait 1 or 2 years before you can divorce

[calm sandal]

yea

[rustic plaza]

Cause for me it's march 31st, 10:23pm, and I was very confused at first.

[glad ravine]

what if ryan gosling built my dream house

[tall mantle]

U could sign a letter stating no assets would be shared in case of divorce or anything tbh

[little mica]

Howdy farmers

[glad ravine]

does it divide the debt too

[tall mantle]

🤣

[compact dirge]

Welcome back

[burnt moon]

I just undid the day :((( I'll replant everything and redo all the organization I did and rebuy everything and

[little mica]

Thank you ireland! :>

[tall mantle]

Nope

Sadly

[compact dirge]

That is called a prenup

[glad ravine]

omg u played the witcher

[dusk rover]

they changed the roles just for this april fools day gag dang

[tall mantle]

In my defense
I forgot the name okay!!!

[calm sandal]

hope it does

[compact dirge]

IM JUST HELPING

[glad ravine]

thats great but why dont u put this effort into a job or sm 🥀

[tall mantle]

Take a break.....have a kitkat

[glad ravine]

dont u think that would be fair

[tall mantle]

I would have 7 marriages then

Jk

[glad ravine]

giving back to the community

[fathom citrus]

He's onto something

[burnt moon]

I just got home from an 11 hour day of school and want to relax fym

[compact dirge]

11 hours?

[glad ravine]

i'd consider getting married

[tall mantle]

Bro going to 2 schools

[glad ravine]

11 HOURS??

just drop out at this point

[fathom citrus]

Relatable, feels like the whole body aches

[compact dirge]

Ah ok

[blissful axle]

Where to unlock solar panels

[glad ravine]

dude crackie am i that funny 🙏🏻😭

[tall mantle]

Nah ur one mf

Mf - my frien

[compact dirge]

You can’t get them til later in the game

[blissful axle]

Ya like how

How did that answer anything

[compact dirge]

It can’t be talked about here cause it’s after the cc completion

[tall mantle]

Spoken*

[fathom citrus]

Isn't there a spoiler channel for these things

[compact dirge]

It’s the same thing and yes there is

[tall mantle]

Is there a past tense of talk be talked?

[blissful axle]

What

[blissful axle]

Uh

[tall mantle]

Omg

[blissful axle]

Talked?

[tall mantle]

Im learning english wrong

[compact dirge]

Good lord

[tall mantle]

My whole life was a lie

[fathom citrus]

Tolked is it

[blissful axle]

Anyway

[tall mantle]

I assumed talked wasnt even a word so i never used it

[blissful axle]

How do i get solar panel

Just reply in spoilers

[little mica]

TIME FOR FALL UH HUH

[tall mantle]

||spoiler||

[blissful axle]

Do u reieve

My echo

My life is a party

O la ola ya

[fathom citrus]

I only managed to get 25 of those seeds

[blissful axle]

Ik ts was coming

[tall mantle]

I think i broke him

[little mica]

</3

[compact dirge]

I did, I’m also trying to make dinner at the same time

[blissful axle]

Imagine dinnering in 2026

[tall mantle]

Damn multitasking

[fathom citrus]

Yeah it's supposed to be suppering

[blissful axle]

[echo basin]

I thought its was strawberry

[tall mantle]

Let me check if dinnering is a word or not i dont trust my english now

[compact dirge]

What is wrong with you guys

[little mica]

Nope, just a shit mount of cranberries

[blissful axle]

Do u receive

My echo

[tall mantle]

Its 1st april......cant expect much

[echo basin]

Im dinnering too

[blissful axle]

MY LIFE IS A PARTY

OLA OLA YA

[compact dirge]

It’s still not for me

[blissful axle]

Why is there a 3 sec cd

[ornate roost]

Wtf..

[little mica]

JOLYNEEE

[tall mantle]

Too Active auto cooldown

[blissful axle]

Jolyne this is the last of his hamon

[ornate roost]

Hey there ghostie

[echo basin]

3 sec cd? Let me check

[glad ravine]

damn why do u gotta insult me like dat

[little mica]

How you been friend?

[echo basin]

4 sec cd

[fathom citrus]

Human of the present, I talk to you from The future.

[ornate roost]

Not doing well, how about you ?

[blissful axle]

Gng added a cumma thinking ts did anyhing

[tall mantle]

This channel is anything but stardew

[little mica]

Oh shit, im sorry friend :C whatever ot is, I hope you recover from it

[echo basin]

So how about your dinnering?

[blissful axle]

Ion think discord servers abide by their like reason

[tall mantle]

Im breakfasting

[fathom citrus]

I didn't make the i small

[blissful axle]

I joined a roblox game server and they were talking about some feet pics for ingame skins

[compact dirge]

Ew

[blissful axle]

I got the skins

[tall mantle]

Im glad I hate roblox

[fathom citrus]

So your avoiding taking a break

[blissful axle]

But like ofc not liek that

Im uh

Wouldnt do such thing

[tall mantle]

Well its a win but i still dont get why feet....i mean whats in feet?

[compact dirge]

I can’t remember if I paused my game

[blissful axle]

I was the one selling anyway so who cares

[novel thistle]

@blissful axle You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[little mica]

Woah!

[tall mantle]

Bro skipped 5 days in game lessgo

[blissful axle]

The skins i mean

[blissful axle]

Idk

[tall mantle]

Sureeeeeee...

[blissful axle]

[blissful axle]

O wait fr

[fathom citrus]

Ones trash is another's treasure situation

[blissful axle]

I js read that

[echo basin]

Congratz! lvl up.

[tall mantle]

I still cant beleive.......whats in the damn feets

[ornate roost]

We'll see

[tall mantle]

Get well soon

[little mica]

You got this friend, ole ghostie here for u too, and whoever else

[compact dirge]

Sad if I did

[tall mantle]

Well i hate roblox...smh

[blissful axle]

Why

[fathom citrus]

A thing god only knows

[blissful axle]

I mean it got some decent games here and there rukia feet hangout uhh gpo and sh idk

[tall mantle]

Those guys copy from many others games .... basically copywrite....
Also For some reason i hate those brainrot kids

[blissful axle]

Ya idk i play a populor one with my friend

It was steal a brainrot

Its fun to steal from kids and watch them rage abt it

Like

Ingame i mean

I MEAN INGAME

[fathom citrus]

Bro had to say it twice

[glad ravine]

my music taste is superior

[blissful axle]

I hit u with the 999 wood path curse

[compact dirge]

That would be funny honestly

[blissful axle]

Ya plus ur on it with friends

So obv

[tall mantle]

Ohh btw yesterday i went for a movie

[fathom citrus]

This angle making them seats look like table

What movie was it

[tall mantle]

Damn i cant unsee it now

[tall mantle]

An Indian film ..... dhurandar adult tho

[hybrid mural]

Looks like dora the explorer

[fathom citrus]

You have confidence I see

[tall mantle]

Huh?

I have a graphic pic of movie ....idk if i can send it here tho

[fathom citrus]

Yeah you won't be

[fathom citrus]

Sorry should have asked what kind of adult

[little mica]

the fuck did I miss

[nocturne vortex]

Which channel do i ask about mod recommendations?

[tall mantle]

#modded-stardew

[nocturne vortex]

Thanks

[glad ravine]

stardew valley has mods?

[tall mantle]

must have been the wind

[nocturne vortex]

Lots actually

[little mica]

I guess..

[calm sandal]

hundreds, maybe thousands

[nocturne vortex]

Its extremely easy to mod

Comparatively at least

[fathom citrus]

It should have been dirt, not the wind

[compact dirge]

omg

[tall mantle]

I use npc location mod and voice over mods

[tall mantle]

Oppsiee u missed it

Unless u have discord plus

[fathom citrus]

Pardon me, voice over?!
Whose doing the voicing for them

[tall mantle]

Idk its actually good tho

Love their voices

Must try

[compact dirge]

I have nitro but what does that have to do with it

[tall mantle]

Nah not that

[fathom citrus]

Now I wanna mod but I know I'll break the game

[tall mantle]

The github stuff keeps the logs of even deleted messages and gifs and images

[calm sandal]

is there any japanese voice over

[tall mantle]

Ahhh here comes a weeb.....

[tall mantle]

I don't think so

[hybrid mural]

Trust, mod very good

[compact dirge]

the one time i'm not actually in this chat

[fathom citrus]

My people has come

[next plover]

[tall mantle]

[glad ravine]

is there a mod to stop Haley from making fun of my clothes

[fathom citrus]

How do I do it

[tall mantle]

Thats an adult mod im assuming

[glad ravine]

can i still play mulitplayer if i download mods

[calm sandal]

theres a mod that makes a pam a horse

[tall mantle]

Yes

...

[glad ravine]

VOICE OVER? somebody made that damn

[calm sandal]

depends, but generally let others to install mods too

[calm sandal]

so theres no complication

[hybrid mural]

Pc?

[tall mantle]

Yes work because its client sided

[calm sandal]

but visual mods are fine without installation of joined

[fathom citrus]

Yes

[tall mantle]

But ofcourse other people dont get the mods

[glad ravine]

im not the type of person to download mods like that, for a 2d game

[tall mantle]

Im just saying!!!!

[fathom citrus]

Gonna make a wild guess but is there a lighting mod

[glad ravine]

my friend has a potato for a brain i dont think she can

[calm sandal]

does mods that affect gameplay like automated doesnt need joined side installation?

[tall mantle]

Idk any visual mod....game already looks pretty

[hybrid mural]

Dynamic night time or something

If raytracing... Idk

[calm sandal]

theres recolor mod if u talk about texture

[fathom citrus]

Even a potato has enough energy to light a bulb
She will figure it out

[tall mantle]

No affect

Just one who had mods will experience with mods...
Also depends on which all mods u using

If its automated farm and stuff then ofcourse u need all of players to have it

Depends on dependencies check nexus for that

[calm sandal]

yeah figures, mechanism mods generally need all players to install it

[glad ravine]

do i install that from nexus?

[tall mantle]

Yep

Stardew doesnt have steam workshop

[fathom citrus]

Not textures

[glad ravine]

a rotten potato cant

[fathom citrus]

Don't make me lose hope for your friend 😭

[glad ravine]

what a shame, my life would get a lot easier if it did

[hybrid mural]

Dynamic Night Time - prettier daylight cycle
Dynamic Reflection - water can reflect stuffs
Visible Fish - self explanatory i think

[calm sandal]

theres furniture mods that let u add lightning furniture from mods i believe

[tall mantle]

Well...i spent a whole day modding because my potrait mods didnt work sadly had to use other dependencies like scalup2 etc for that

[tall mantle]

Whats visible fish? .....jk

[fathom citrus]

Nice

[hybrid mural]

[tall mantle]

Does it actually look good tho? The upper two?

I mean is it worth it?

[glad ravine]

dw i can figure that out, just gemme that name of that mod for the voice overs, and is there a mod that shows me more info? like how long till a planet grows up and the selling prices

[calm sandal]

iirc the mod let u add furniture instead replacing texture, then add other creator furniture mods to the game, idk if the newer ver has a way to sell the furniture or still need other mod to spawn said furniture

[fathom citrus]

We can sell planets in this game?

[tall mantle]

Ohh wait!!!!!

Its You!!

MY LENOVO

[calm sandal]

modding, is kind of hobby

[calm sandal]

me, modding skyrim for 1 month, and play only 1 weeek

kek

[hybrid mural]

?

[tall mantle]

Me same for assetto corsa

[glad ravine]

it was added in 1.6

[fathom citrus]

Why is the river filled with space

[hybrid mural]

Nighttime reflect the stars

[fathom citrus]

Damn!!

[glad ravine]

i found this mod called lookup anything

[hybrid mural]

This might be too offtopic so im gonn dip

[glad ravine]

what does dip mean

[compact dirge]

Tell me why the kids you have in this game run so damn fast around the house

[hybrid mural]

Leave

[fathom citrus]

Interesting

[hybrid mural]

Wouldve been so much better if they use that energy to help around the farm

[warped hazel]

its cheating bro

[fathom citrus]

Less height, less air resistance

[warped hazel]

like you can see every fish in the sea

[compact dirge]

Exactly, I just be minding my business and out of nowhere they just zooming by

[hybrid mural]

Sometimes they dont even sleep

[compact dirge]

Just like real life

[glad ravine]

they're running away from u

[warped hazel]

minecraft baby zombies

[little mica]

HAH

[inland sable]

Are you telling me that they've been creepy from the start?

[fathom citrus]

Speaking from experience?

[hybrid mural]

I believe so

[glad ravine]

1 month downloading mods? thats not skyrim anymore

[hybrid mural]

They stopped aging halfway

[compact dirge]

Yes I work in a daycare

[warped hazel]

[compact dirge]

and also have nephews

[sweet agate]

did the server rlly rebrand or am I missing something

[little mica]

it’s April..

[inland sable]

Oh my goodness 😵 it's my first time having a kid in the game, so now I gotta deal with a kid that's gonna observe me while I sleep.

[hybrid mural]

#bulletin-board

[sweet agate]

OH RIGHT

[little mica]

i just realized it’s the 1st today

yall my birthday is in 9 days HELL YEAHH

[sweet agate]

im half asleep

[compact dirge]

HA, I still have an hour

[little mica]

LOSER

enjoy march while you can

[fathom citrus]

I can imagine how important a pair of airpod or ear plugs would be in that place.
how many kids do you have to look after at a time

[compact dirge]

I would actually get fired for that and for myself it depends on the age group

[compact dirge]

for 3 year olds which is where I am most the time is 13 to 1 teacher

[inland sable]

Wait, how many kids can you have in the game?

[fathom citrus]

Damn bruv that's impressive

[compact dirge]

2

[tall mantle]

Bro either lives in NA or SA ig

[inland sable]

Then what's the third crib for?

[fathom citrus]

I didn't know I could have kids In The first place

[compact dirge]

Where is your kid supposed to sleep when they are a baby then

[inland sable]

👀

Apologies.

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/falling-out-of-bed-my-melody

[fathom citrus]

Yes mods, this person spoiled me

Jk

[tawny saffron]

In the cradle?

[compact dirge]

Yeah I know that

[inland sable]

No no no no, it was an accident. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT 😂

[compact dirge]

I was replying to something and didn't pin it

again..

[tall mantle]

I wanna taste your icecream

[hybrid mural]

[fathom citrus]

Good thing the pfp makes this statement valid

[compact dirge]

Anyway you only get 2 beds for kids and then the crib you can't use anymore and you can't build anymore kid beds

[warped ravine]

hey! I have been playing stardew for a little bit now and am in fall of the 2nd year! But I just found this

[tawny saffron]

they are Icescream

[calm sandal]

1 month compiling mods and checking which one caused crash

rimworld too

[hybrid mural]

Welkommen

[inland sable]

Well, unfortunately you won't.

[glad ravine]

was that ur frirst time playing skyrim?

[warped ravine]

ty

[compact dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-michael-scott-dunder-mifflin-the-office-welcome-aboard-gif-27005393

[hybrid mural]

Watch out for crack

[inland sable]

I'm legendary for a reason, bro.

[warped ravine]

lol ty

[calm sandal]

it was back on 2010ish, the mods nowadays are easier to complie, back then theres all manual

[tall mantle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ice-cream-flip

[inland sable]

Nah, that's just a common ice cream.

[fathom citrus]

Was that a glitch

[tall mantle]

nah u blinked

[fathom citrus]

That's legen dairy
Not legen dary

[inland sable]

That's truly unfortunate.

[glad ravine]

damn i was 2yos old in 2010

[compact dirge]

A child

[inland sable]

Brilliant stuff😂

[tall mantle]

Bro makes me feel old

[warped ravine]

I wasn't even alive lol

[compact dirge]

Omg 💀

[tall mantle]

wth

[calm sandal]

those times vortex doesnt exist, u need to add each mods manually. and theres no compile list or convenient cleaner or mods rearranged

[hybrid charm]

Wumbus?

[calm sandal]

april fools

[inland sable]

Wait, what is this deal with wumbus?

[tawny saffron]

nah wumbus

[inland sable]

Isn't that the discord mascot?

[tawny saffron]

no wumbus

[hybrid mural]

Couldve been Legendary Wumbus

[fathom citrus]

That's wumpus

[inland sable]

Oh. I see.

What is wumbus about though?

I'm seeing quite a lot of it in the channels.

[tawny saffron]

go to #bulletin-board

[sweet agate]

:0

[glad ravine]

well maybe because u r

[sweet agate]

I found a stone yesterday that looks like candy

[glad ravine]

damn now im feelin old

[sweet agate]

its sadly not edible

[warped ravine]

did you eat it?

[tall mantle]

Im not so old

[tawny saffron]

[tall mantle]

stop making me feel old

[sweet agate]

nope
not for a lack of trying tho

[warped ravine]

how old are you

???

[tall mantle]

23

[warped ravine]

😱

[sweet agate]

BROTHER THATS NOT OLD

[tall mantle]

DONT FREAK OUT!!!

[hybrid mural]

Lies your age is reversed

[compact dirge]

Omg you’re not even that much older than me

[warped ravine]

lol

[hybrid mural]

Its 62

[tawny saffron]

pushing near the ⚰️

[inland sable]

Damn, that's 2 WHOLE YEARS AHEAD OF ME.

[glad ravine]

sounds like a hassle lol, how old were u

[fathom citrus]

Bros an unc

[hybrid mural]

He was 5

[sweet agate]

twins btw

[tall mantle]

no im not WTH

[tall mantle]

aawww

[glad ravine]

did u quit ur corporate job already to start ur farm

[hybrid mural]

Grandpa

[glad ravine]

u his mother or sm

[hybrid mural]

Yes

[sweet agate]

well technically I am Robin irl

[tall mantle]

One more word from u and uk what can i do

[tawny saffron]

Godfather 💀

[weak sierra]

Hi people

[hybrid mural]

Son of a b

[sweet agate]

but I ain't building a house in 2 days 💀

[warped ravine]

23 is 9yrs older than me bro

[hybrid mural]

Hola

[glad ravine]

was he an obedient boy

[tall mantle]

LMAO

[fathom citrus]

Kidding
One time a kid called me unc and I wasn't even an adult yet
Like I am as young as your older brother, what do you mean unc? 😭

[weak sierra]

How are you 😊

[hybrid mural]

Thats a no

[sweet agate]

damn ur tiny

[compact dirge]

That’s crazy

[hybrid mural]

Get the fk away

[tall mantle]

Yeah been in similar situation

[glad ravine]

is he still not

[sweet agate]

I keep forgetting ppl get phones at insane young ages

[tough perch]

I would clap his ass for such disrespect lmao

[hybrid mural]

Im swell, enjoying the fantastic aprils fool day in this server. Its cool stuffs. How you doing

[sweet agate]

eat ur veggies kid

[warped ravine]

I don't have a phone

[tall mantle]

FR i got one so fucking late it wasnt even a thing for me

[hybrid mural]

Would be great if you could fix him

[glad ravine]

so u r 14 what

[tawny saffron]

more like right out of the womb 💀

[glad ravine]

i mean his mommy couldnt why do u think i can

[fathom citrus]

hehe

[weak sierra]

Well just got back home from an exam
The exam was okay
so ig my day was okay as well

[tall mantle]

💀

[weak sierra]

Which one

[hybrid mural]

Well you could try things i couldn't exactly because of that