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[devout elbow]

Because you don’t get the tool in question at the beginning of the game, it’s a post bundle reward

[upbeat elm]

huh, good to know lol

[lone pumice]

Pins has a very specific set of rules on spoilers

[devout elbow]

Me and Madgroovy try not to say the same thing at the same time challenge impossible 😭😭

[lone pumice]

[upbeat elm]

but yeah, every run i play, I marry Maru, and have baby zoe and baby Eddie

[devout elbow]

W

[upbeat elm]

maru is the ideal wife imo, she gives me warp totems and bombs 🤣🤣🤣

[devout elbow]

I almost did this 😭 I love that sticker so much

[lone pumice]

The cow decal Looks NOTHING like the cows in game

[upbeat elm]

and considering I go mining a lot, them bombs are useful, and I hate crafting bombs, uses a LOT of resources

[devout elbow]

That’s true. I’m happy it works for you frfr

[lone pumice]

The humble dwarf

[upbeat elm]

im not super stacked on money, I burned through it as often as I earn it 😅

[last needle]

huge if true. might have to marry her

[upbeat elm]

what gifts Shane even give?

[oak flare]

Question what's the ||Shimmering boulder|| because that's something I can't ever figure out.

[devout elbow]

It takes a while to start making money consistently ngl

[echo basin]

Yo whatsup farmer

[devout elbow]

Food :)) so I don’t run out of energy frfr

[upbeat elm]

im on spring of year 4

[devout elbow]

I’m eating sushi and yapping in here before I have to go back to working, you?

[last needle]

||Next to the mines there is one! when removed you can use a pan to get stuff in river||

[bronze sedge]

you can always hoard your goods and dont sell anything until you reach 0 gold

[upbeat elm]

hell yeah.
ive taken to using iridium goat cheese for energy and health for ||'cano runs||

[oak flare]

Oh okay, thanks for the info!

[mossy prawn]

I need kid names for me and Sebs kid, he finally asked

[echo basin]

Taking lunch break for 10 mins and go back to work

[devout elbow]

Oh Shane also gifts beer

[last needle]

john

[devout elbow]

Rip

[mossy prawn]

I love it

[upbeat elm]

big bombs, farm warp totems, and crab cakes mainly

[bronze sedge]

sebastian 2

the sequel

[mossy prawn]

Seb Jr maybe?

[devout elbow]

Seth or Nick

[upbeat elm]

thats dumb 🤣

[mossy prawn]

Ooh the sequel

[rough plank]

The crops have been planted

[mossy prawn]

Ight bet, I'll put the names in a wheel and spin it- ty for the names

[devout elbow]

But do I want to?

[rough plank]

454 + the ones in sprinkler area so prob over 600 wild seeds

[last needle]

that’s so amazing. i married her brother and he gives me coffee and amethysts. now I understand why he feels like everyone favours her. because she is just better

[devout elbow]

Do you just hoard everything and never sell?

[bronze sedge]

yes you do

[upbeat elm]

😅 dont call me out, I stock up then sell at end of season for massive profit at once

[bronze sedge]

its more rewarding

[devout elbow]

Ohhh I see I see. I sell every day 😭

[upbeat elm]

Definitely better, though if she was emo like Sebastian, I'd marry her even faster 🤣

[bronze sedge]

its great when you have 0 gold and the next morning you have a couple million again

[devout elbow]

I’ve never had more than like 60k on me at once

I’m not making millions

[upbeat elm]

end of season, I can rack in between 500k to 750k or so 😅🤣, if ive been particularly productive

[devout elbow]

I haven’t even made 1 million yet

[devout elbow]

I see I see. Sounds profitable

[upbeat elm]

most definitely.
especially for the wine aging sells, jesus christ, im ROLLING in money

and burn it just as fast ☠️🥲

[devout elbow]

My house isn’t upgraded enough for that yet 🤕🤕 it’s on the to do list tho

[bronze sedge]

can demetrius say something normal once 😭

[devout elbow]

At least aging wine all season makes sense

[upbeat elm]

uh, try 2 seasons mate

[devout elbow]

I see

[upbeat elm]

wine aging takes t6 days, exactly 2 seasons

56*

[bronze sedge]

do you sell non iridium wine o,o?

[upbeat elm]

I can yes, but its easier to let them sit and double in price then sell once theyre aged

[bronze sedge]

yeh, why would anyone take them out of the barrel

[last needle]

I hear abigail also gives you bombs! but the farm totems are so useful to me so I might have to marry her

[upbeat elm]

now, idk if wine can be aged again to get a higher quality than silver, but I need to try now 🤣

[vapid bough]

Can I do House upgrade 2 if I have trunks all up against the current house or do I have to move them?

[mossy prawn]

Seb gave me some!! Perfect for a mines run

I decided on the name Seth also

[upbeat elm]

I like emo girls, but Abigail eating precious rocks just is a no way Jose 🤣

[bronze sedge]

who is jose

[devout elbow]

Peak 🔥🔥 idk why I like the name 😭

[upbeat elm]

ever heard the term no way Jose?

[mossy prawn]

It's such a good name ngl

[upbeat elm]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-no-way-shocked-gif-12316832641964393057

[bronze sedge]

should have called him eutanasio

[bronze sedge]

i have, im kidding carlos

[upbeat elm]

I love that actually 🤣

[pallid badge]

You dont have to move anything bc the house doesnt change in size on the outside. On the inside, the house gets larger but your things will just be not against the wall anymore.

[vapid bough]

Thank you 😄

[last needle]

she deserves some rocks as a treat!

[devout elbow]

TARDIS house logic

[upbeat elm]

NOT DIAMONDS 🤬.
My buddy always marries Abigail, you gift her a gem, she says, oh that looks delicious, how did you know I was hungry ☠️☠️☠️

[upbeat elm]

very

[devout elbow]

Bc she’s hungry

[upbeat elm]

WHO THE HELL EATS GEMS 😭

[devout elbow]

Heaven forbid a girl like a crunchy treat once in a while 🤕🤕🤕

[upbeat elm]

certified crazy

[devout elbow]

ABIGAIL

[bronze sedge]

she has titanium teeth

[devout elbow]

It’s funny to me that it’s a bug that’s never been fixed

[bronze sedge]

whats wrong with that

[devout elbow]

Hard candy exists so surely gems make sense

[upbeat elm]

in REAL LIFE 🤣.
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND EATS PRECIOUS GEMS, when they dont even offer any nutritional value

[bronze sedge]

its not going to get fixed, its part of the lore now

[devout elbow]

I know. I never want it to get fixed

[pallid badge]

taste the rainbow ig

[bronze sedge]

there is people who sprinkle gold in their food thinking it makes them look interesting (it doesn't)

[upbeat elm]

like, if I had a diamond irl, im not gonna eat it, im SELLING it, for moneyyy

[devout elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/abigail-stardew-i-eat-rocks-picmix-amethyst-gif-10836203675339336612

[rough plank]

I suppose this is where i'll stop for now, day 20, haven't really made all that much money in summer yet but i do have a big crop growing rn and i now also have a fair amount of crystalariums and furnaces to work with.
Foraging is just a tinge away from max and combat is most of the way thru lvl 9

[devout elbow]

Creds someone in the server for sharing this gif it’s so funny

[upbeat elm]

gold isnt a gem, its an ore.
Abigail only eats gems

[vivid perch]

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[last needle]

Admittedly the first time I saw her do that I was very concerned

[open bison]

Plz

[rough plank]

abigail doesnt need a diamond tester she could probably just taste the difference

[upbeat elm]

so was i, but then my buddy kept giving her gems, and he ran out ☠️

[pallid badge]

me too it was the first dialouge i got when i gave her a gift, and i was a new player

[open bison]

Yall my friend and I played sdv and she was trying so hard to marry Emily just to find out she can’t💀

[vivid perch]

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[last needle]

why can’t she?

[upbeat elm]

thats what skittles are for, not shiny rocks 🤣

[vivid perch]

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[devout elbow]

Like before she was a marriage candidate?

[open bison]

Emily does not marry women🤯

[devout elbow]

WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[vivid perch]

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[rough plank]

is emily 10 hearts

[last needle]

she does!

[upbeat elm]

uhhhh

[last needle]

all characters can marry either men or women

[pallid badge]

they’ll marry you no matter what you pick at the beginning of the game,

[open bison]

Yes she did everything. Like I already married Shane . We had hourssss on the game. We’ve played sdv before but yeah no she wasn’t able to marry Emily. I looked it up but I forgot exactly why

[vivid perch]

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[vivid perch]

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[bronze sedge]

yes, homophobia was solved way earlier in the stardew valley universe

[upbeat elm]

if i played a girl character, id marry Leah, as shes the only one who's cutscenes will change depending on your gender, ngl 😅

[devout elbow]

This is so funny to me bc a friend married her and he was like “I gotta divorce her bc she’s a lesbian and I didn’t know until after I married her”

(I mean it’s pretend lore but it was so funny 😭)

[open bison]

😛

[pallid badge]

ooh i didnt know there was a name for it thanks!

[last needle]

Sebastian does this too! if you are male, he says “I never felt this way about another guy before” or something like that

[devout elbow]

Shane is worth it

[bronze sedge]

what??

[upbeat elm]

if you play a girl, her cutscene will show her ex is a woman, if your a guy, it'll show as a guy ex 😆.
always thought it was a neat detail

[open bison]

No this was like 4 months ago. Idk if they updated it on ps5 but my girlfriend wasn’t able to marry Emily

[bronze sedge]

abigail says the same about girls

[upbeat elm]

always knew bro was hiding in the closet 🤣🤣 (just joking, I like Sebastian, hes cool)

[devout elbow]

Is the PS5 version behind compared to the PC?

[open bison]

Oh I’m so sorry I meant Abigail💀

ABIGAIL IM SO I MEANT ABIGAIL the purple hair

[devout elbow]

😭😭 I don’t know

[open bison]

I’m so sorry Emily is amazing, I meant Abigail

[last needle]

you can still marry abigail!

[vivid perch]

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[pallid badge]

haha yeah

[last needle]

most of my friend group including myself are LGBT and most of them love frogs .. now im not saying that makes you lgbt but the evidence doesn’t lie!

[open bison]

No not if u are girl player 😞 (unless they update it differently since I last played on ps5)

[vivid perch]

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[upbeat elm]

uh 😆.
asexual here, im LGBT friendly too 🤣

[weak oxide]

You should definitely be able to.

[devout elbow]

That must be a bug rip 💔💔 this is so unfortunate

[open bison]

Well she wasn’t soo

[last needle]

it is probably a bug, you are absolutely able to marry any bachelor/bachelorette no matter if you are any gender

[neon bobcat]

Yeah, they're all playersexual.

Your farmer's gender doesn't matter.

[upbeat elm]

well, now that I have a kid, I dont know if I still count a s asexual, hmm.
gotta think about this now 😆

[open bison]

Then I guess it was a bug because we did everything and googled and everything. It was frustrating so she ended up marring someone else

[last needle]

i think you can still count as asexual even if you have a kid!

[last needle]

sorry to hear about the bug in that case

[open bison]

Also I ended up marrying Sebastian. Shane is ermmm not my type

[upbeat elm]

yeah, I have my fiancee, and we have a 2 year old baby girl 🥰.
Zoe is amazing, and shes a little angel

[serene geode]

because shane is a bum ❤️

[vivid perch]

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[last needle]

how sweet !! i am very happy for you

[last needle]

and ive always said that 💯💯💯

[vivid perch]

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[upbeat elm]

shes a little screamy butthead, but it comes with the territory of having a kid 🤣🤣🤣

[serene geode]

Shane get tf out of the way i dont want you i want your AUUUUUNT

[vivid perch]

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[weak oxide]

Marnie is in love with her Microwave.

[last needle]

my brother is 15 and still screams all day 🕊️ maybe they grow out of it.. maybe .. not convinced

[upbeat elm]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sully-mmm-james-sullivan-monsters-inc-gif-13902856

[vivid perch]

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[last needle]

Shane get out of the way I don’t want you or your aunt I want your blue chickens they are so cute

[spiral pivot]

[pallid badge]

Oh me too

[upbeat elm]

Zoe is otherwise an angel, but she wont go to bed without music, and will scream and prevent us (me and my fiancee Sasha) from sleeping

if she has music, she is knocked tf out within 15 minutes max

[open bison]

I married Elliot he’s not a very good house husband and he always leaves me

[last needle]

luckily I just have to befriend him for the chickens (which thank god i do not want to hang out with that chud longer than i have to

[bronze sedge]

i divorced penny, who shouldi marry next?

[open bison]

Emily

[last needle]

she wants her songs! she knows what she wants

[pallid badge]

me too i listen to my fav songs super duper loudly and then quiet it down gradually and im out within 30 minutes

[vivid perch]

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[weak oxide]

Usually people don't want a house husband.

[upbeat elm]

but she can already talk for the most part, and is very polite and helpful as much as she tries (though shes more of a hindrance sometimes, like feeding the cats 🤣)

[open bison]

I do but I prefer one that actually does stuff

[weak oxide]

Harvey.

[last needle]

do you ever actually get to see Harvey once married?

[upbeat elm]

oh, shes a rock baby, loves it loud and aggressive

[last needle]

because i feel like he will be at work

[last needle]

ooh i love rock too!

[pallid badge]

i wisk the doctor vists were free when with him speedrunners would go crazy i feel

[last needle]

teach em young!

[upbeat elm]

as im listening to 90s rock right now 🤣🤣🤣

[last needle]

I’m half convinced i am the reason that guy is still in business

[open bison]

I only married Sebas so I can divorce him 😼

[last needle]

what did he do to you im😭😭😭😭

[pallid badge]

for real

[vivid perch]

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[upbeat elm]

bro has smooches around 40k off me from my death runs in the caves

[bronze sedge]

i dont want my house to smell like burnt grass

[open bison]

Emily and Leah are lovely

[bronze sedge]

true

[pallid badge]

im convinced that marlons still in business bc of me too

[upbeat elm]

one time, i got stuck on the train tracks, and died from train overrun 🤣

[last needle]

Honestly!!

[last needle]

Omg😭😭😭😭😭

[upbeat elm]

I like Leah, shes cool, but im still Maru 1000%

[bronze sedge]

exist

[open bison]

Maru annoys me so bad

[pallid badge]

she electrocutes us

[upbeat elm]

bro, it wouldnt let me move, so it just kept hitting me, I was stuck between the train and the platform, unable to move

[upbeat elm]

what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger

[open bison]

I like Marus mom tho but too bad can’t marry her

[pallid badge]

thats robin right?

[upbeat elm]

nah, she gives me bombs and farm warp totems and crab cakes

[open bison]

Yez

[devout elbow]

Apparently ConcernedApe considered making Robin and Demetrius able to divorce… so it could have been

[open bison]

Ok that’s pretty cool

[pallid badge]

i mean theres probably a ton of mods that do that

[upbeat elm]

dude, same honestly.
if she was marriable, id either choose her or maru 🤣

[open bison]

Also I’d marry Harvey for the moneez

[upbeat elm]

indeed

[weak oxide]

Harvey is poor though.

[open bison]

But he’s doctor😞

[last needle]

Clearly if he’s charging me 1k for dying

[weak oxide]

He literally tells you about how he doesn't make enough.

[last needle]

The game must be set in America

[open bison]

I literally didn’t see that then💖💖

[pallid badge]

oh yeahh

[upbeat elm]

Harvey is more depressing than Elliot, and I personally despise Elliot, dude just doesnt like anything

[open bison]

I only liked Elliot for his Lucious hair

[devout elbow]

Oh for sure

[upbeat elm]

Elliot gives me Gaston vibes, bro seems a little 'heyyyy' vibes and narcissistic about himself

[last needle]

I wish elliott would turn to face the camera

[weak oxide]

Personally I think there's only two characters who deserve to be hated.

[last needle]

what would you say?

[pallid badge]

i wish you could mod switch stardew valley 😭

[weak oxide]

Alex and Clint.

[devout elbow]

Yeah he has a little bit of an ego which is why I didn’t end up romancing him

[upbeat elm]

im at 0 hearts with Elliot, and proud of it 🤣

[devout elbow]

I wish y’all who played on Switch could too 🤕

[last needle]

i am not too fond of demetrius because he is kind of not that nice and is generally a bit condescending but he gives me shells so whatever

[pallid badge]

i only have max hearts bc im trying a perfection run

[devout elbow]

I don’t think Clint hate is entirely deserved

[twilit acorn]

But he's a ||musician and a poet||.... sigh

[open bison]

I gotta hit the gym now but after I might just start up another sdv game😆

[last needle]

that’s fair. alex i forgave because he said sorry for being an arrogant prick. clint did not say sorry to emily for being a chud though sadly

[upbeat elm]

and he just straight up wont let you index his cabin, and I dont feel like searching up what he likes, so I wont talk to him or give him anything

[weak oxide]

For me it is.

I know not everyone agrees though.

[last needle]

I liked clint until he said he was a nice guy when you get to know him😭

[upbeat elm]

I personally feel bad for Clint that hes a weenie and wont tell Emily he likes her, but other than that, I dont have an issue with him

[open bison]

Clint is sooooo annoying omfg

[misty bay]

My quest for the forgiveness of haley is still going

[upbeat elm]

I dont do namby pamby bs, if you like someone, dont be a weenie, just tell them

[last needle]

clint would be fine if he got off Reddit

[pallid badge]

25 gold js to smack a rock

[open bison]

He’s just so weird. He needs therapy or something

[devout elbow]

I feel like Robin and Demetrius spend too much time on their hobbies/jobs and not each other, and they would probably get along better if they weren’t emotionally neglecting the other

[upbeat elm]

I only use his service for mystery boxes, I have a few geode crushers at home, those break down geodes for free

[pallid badge]

i need to get some of those

[devout elbow]

Fair

[misty bay]

Bro haley disliked a grape i gave her and 3 days later she needed a grape for help wanted

[devout elbow]

Emily also calls him a nice guy so 😭

[misty bay]

😔😔😔😔

[twilit acorn]

some ppl are too shy or lack the confidence (aka having low self esteem) to be that brave

[upbeat elm]

I only have 6 hearts of friendship with Demetrius bc hes maru's dad

[weak oxide]

She was doing it to show you she was mad. Not actually, but she would. 😭

[misty bay]

Im being teased

[upbeat elm]

well, I wasnt afraid of asking my fiancee when we began dating, I was scared about asking her to marry me cause of rejection.
(she solved that problem 2 months earlier than I planned, as she found the ring, and straight up asked me to marry her while we were getting ready for bed 🤣)

[pallid badge]

ur not a tattletale if you tell on a bully, remember that

[weak oxide]

Absolutely. She's nice still though.

[misty bay]

Maybe you saw this out of context

[weak oxide]

Who is she gonna tell? Emily? 😭

[twilit acorn]

that's understandable as well. lol

[pallid badge]

oh no i got the context sorry bad joke maybe

[misty bay]

Mb

[upbeat elm]

very much.
(they wont work on ||golden coconuts, mystery/gold mystery boxes, or artifact troves||

[upbeat elm]

obvious, I said yes, and were planning on finally making it official (hopefully) September 18th this year

[dusk haven]

Has anyone else realized how creepy the wizards letter is? Like a stranger invited you, a young farmer who just moved in, to their secluded tower deep in the woods 😭

[dusky pawn]

Sept 18 is me and my bf dating anniversary

[pallid badge]

never realized that lol

[twilit acorn]

awesome sauce... congratulations on the engagement. 🎉

[dusk haven]

I'm writing on a diary-esque fic and I put it into perspective just now and it's got me rethinking my gameplay

[twilit acorn]

well... he IS a wizard.... and are they not usually kinda creepy?

[dusk haven]

To be fair your character probably never knew that magic actually existed

[upbeat elm]

one, its Sashas birthday, the 5 year mark me and her met, the 4 year mark we began dating, and 2 year mark since we got engaged. 🤣
she thought it was a brilliant idea to just have the events as one giant event, and so its been that way.

not that im complaining, I love my fiancee with all my heart 🥰

[weak oxide]

Geode Crusher should be buffed to do Clint's whole job.

[twilit acorn]

until you drink the shiz for the cc LOL

[dusk haven]

Think about it though, it would be really shocking to your system if it just happened to you today, wouldn't it?

For all your farmer knows, you were just poisoned by the creepy guy in a secluded tower in the woods

[upbeat elm]

I made my sword look like a bone 🤣, even tho its the ||galaxy sword, though im working on getting galaxy souls to get the infinity blade||

[twilit acorn]

Nothing shocks me anymore these days haha

[weak oxide]

I get post often from people making magic mumbo jumbo claims.

[vivid perch]

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[upbeat elm]

uhh, I married the village electrocutioner (maru)

[dusk haven]

That took me a moment that was really funny genuinely

[twilit acorn]

if they want to add that to my chemotherapy and radiation treatments..... No thx lol

[misty bay]

Clams!?!?!

[upbeat elm]

are you ok?

[twilit acorn]

depends how you mean 😄

[weak oxide]

Oh no, the Haley PTSD.

[weak oxide]

You seem like a fighter to me. I hope things work out.

[misty bay]

8 hearts and i still might not be forgiven

[lament depot]

question

so does anyone else ever experience their children being stuck in one spot of the house (not moving at all) and not attending festivals, etc?

[upbeat elm]

chemo usually means cancer.
are you ok, health wise?

[lament depot]

my children didn't attend the Luau on year 3, presumably because i accidentally moved their bed

[dusk haven]

Yep, hopefully 1.7 takes care of children issues tho

[twilit acorn]

You bet... been dealing with it since 2023/24. Didn't start treatments until 2024, but I knew something wasn't quite right in 2023.

[weak oxide]

Children are like that irl, it's probably fine...

[lament depot]

so i was at year 3 with the Luau, i think i accidentally moved one of the child beds just for fun (though i placed it back down immediately) but then i went to the luau and my child didn't attend

and then when night falls the child just stands in an empty room of the house unmoving for the rest of the night

i don't remember exactly how it went down tho

[upbeat elm]

uhhh, that child possessed

[lament depot]

as in i don't remember if i actually moved the bed or not

[dusk haven]

I'm pretty sure that's just the children being bugged

[lament depot]

i think i did

[dusk haven]

It happens occasionally

[weak oxide]

Definitely needs an exorcist.

[lament depot]

yeah because from what i've heard children are supposed to attend festivals

like the luau

[upbeat elm]

hell no, turning that demon thing into a dove, bless it with YOBA

[dusk haven]

I don't think they do but I could be wrong, I haven't played my children save file in years

[lament depot]

like i gave her a party hat because i expected her to come to the luau but she didn't show up at all, instead when i get back home she's just stuck here for the rest of the night

it's weird

[upbeat elm]

anyways, gotta go, currently fish farming 🤣

[twilit acorn]

you would be correct. I had a tumor for a while that was initially benign (non-cancer), but eventually turned malignant/cancerous.
I've been getting chemotherapy and have had radiation treatments.
The only thing that has really sucked (for me at least) is the fatigue.
For 8+ days straight after receiving my chemo infusion I am sooooooooo freaking tired, and usually nap once or twice a day.

[dusk haven]

The children do that after festivals nw

They stay in place

[lament depot]

huh

what about the child not attending then?

[dusk haven]

Nw- no worries

[twilit acorn]

I have had surgery to remove the tumor though and I'm still recovering (Aug 2025 was surgery)

[dusk haven]

That I'm not sure

I'll check the wiki

[lament depot]

i thought your child is supposed to attend all festivals except things like night market or ||desert festival||

[upbeat elm]

thats fair, chemo is gonna tire you out for a while after.
im glad your doing ok for the moment, I hope it gets better, and ill pray for ya (even though im not super hard-core religious 😅)

[misty bay]

The clams are haunting me on the beach

[twilit acorn]

thank you, I appreciate it.

[misty bay]

cant even fish without seeing a clam spam

[upbeat elm]

of course, I wish the best for anyone struggling in life, its the right thing to do

[weak oxide]

Show them who's boss and sell them all!

[dusk haven]

It's saying that your spouse will take them to like the festival in fall or I remember my kids being at the moonlit jellies festival

[twilit acorn]

time to log in and get my first taste of the ||desert ||on this save.

[loud rapids]

what if you dont have a spouse?

[twilit acorn]

bbl

[upbeat elm]

your not alone, i had a tumor in my inner ear when I was little (been gone for awhile, obviously), but it destroyed a large part of the inner structure of my right ear, leaving me almost completely deaf in said ear.
now, I was young, so a lot of it is hazy memory now, but cancer is equally devastating, regardless of who gets it

[lament depot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/116j66k/is_it_normal_that_tove_my_child_is_at_the_luau/ your child is supposed to attend the luau as seen here

but mine didn't

and idk why

i guess it had something to do with me messing with the child beds?

it's weird

oh i guess i should also mention that this is year 3 and i've already had ||Leo moved in to town, and he attends the luau||

[upbeat elm]

wait, HE MOVES INTO TOWN ☠️☠️

YES, YAY

[twilit acorn]

oddly enough mine was on the right side as well.
they actually had to remove part of my ear (earlobe) to make sure all the cancer was gone.
obviously they dont just remove "sick tumors"... but the surrounding area so things have less chance of coming back.

[misty bay]

They showed me whos boss instead

[upbeat elm]

yeah, makes sense.
mine had settled a lot deeper, so docs settled for just the inner ear, didnt mes too much with the outer ear or the ear itself, but still, being 24 and almost entirely deaf in one ear is sometimes annoying
like trying to hear Zoe sneaking around and surprise attacking me 🤣

as she does, CONSTANTLY

[twilit acorn]

I don't know if you've experienced this or not, but sometimes I get pain in the same area that the tumor was.
So I asked my Onoologist if it were possible for ppl that have had tumors for a while and then get them removed, to have "Phantom Pain" similar to those who have had amputations.
He said that it actually could be possible. 😮

[weak oxide]

They really clammed you up, huh...

[upbeat elm]

I myself never have had any pain, just a hollow feeling occasionally, as if something is missing, but no pain.
my head will hurt if my ear gets too cold, or if loud music is blasted through, though it doesnt help that most of my music is played loudly since im a rock guy and like my music loud

(as I listen to Fuel by Metallica at full volume 😅)

but just by itself, ive had no issues with my ear otherwise, and id rather be half deaf than dead, so its a fair tradeoff

[twilit acorn]

well I'm glad to hear that you've not had pain.
The other stuff kinda sucks though.
And yeah gotta love loud music, although I can't listen to it as loud as I used to anymore.
I enjoy a wide variety of music... but ROCK and METAL are certainly at the top.

[misty bay]

Never tell me about the clams

[upbeat elm]

my 4 favorite music bands are Disturbed, Sleep Token, Dance Gavin Dance, and Shinedown, though Metallica takes a close 5th place

DGD is amazing, I love them, but I listen to a lot of music, regardless of genre, but I wont touch jazz, stuff knocks me out 🤬

screw jazz music, I want to listen to music, not sleep through music

🤣

[twilit acorn]

2 of those bands I've not heard of before, but I like Disturbed and Shinedown.
I don't care for folk, blue grass, country, or (C)rap music (unless it's old school)

[upbeat elm]

I dont mind a few newer rap songs or artists, but overall, new rap is crap 🤣
I dont really mess with country a lot, but I adore Bailey Zimmerman

[twilit acorn]

you like Metallica, you might like Apocalyptica.
They're a Swedish Cello Trio or Quartet and their first 2 albums were in honor of Metallica because they liked them so much.

My dad used to listen to country all the damn time... I just find it depressing. lol

[upbeat elm]

Sleep Token is a few years old, its british based, but theyre amazing.
Dance Gavin dance is labeled as rock, I see it as an amalgamation of sounds, but theyre very aggressive in a lot of their songs, very good music to me

[upbeat elm]

heard of them, havent given them a listen yet 😅

[dusk haven]

Good question I've never been divorced long enough to know

[dusk haven]

Idk then 🤷🏼

[upbeat elm]

if Robin was marriable, id consider divorcing Maru for her mom, but I love maru too much, and her gifts are awesome, soo 😅.
not to mention, her loved gifts list is so easy
(for context, Robin does NOT look old, she doesnt even look like shes a mom, and if I was a newcomer, I wouldnt even be able to tell she was a mom to Sebastian and maru)

[dusk haven]

For context I've only divorced Alex on my first farm and I've been commitedly married to a single spouse on my other play throughs

[upbeat elm]

I usually give her a diamond or a strawberry, and shes happy

[misty bay]

Ngl

Am i allowed to get pierre and caroline

[dusk haven]

?

[mossy prawn]

Hm?

[dusk haven]

I don't think you have any competition for Pierre but there's plenty of competition for caroline

[misty bay]

I can squeeze in to their marriage right?

[twilit acorn]

if you mean marry.. no. they're another permanent npc couple... unless that somehow changes down the road.

[dusk haven]

Maybe

I personally ship Pierre with Morris tho

[upbeat elm]

uhhh, thats, not how it works 🤣

[twilit acorn]

and would you like to be Abigail's step parent?

[upbeat elm]

and I doubt ConcernedApe is gonna make an adult version of stardew, come on bro 🤣🤣

[bronze sedge]

where do i find elliot on thursday at 2 pm?

[upbeat elm]

entertaining idea, buuut no.
stardew is a children's game, not adult exclusive

[twilit acorn]

not sure, but I do know he likes the library, hangs out on the bridge between town and the beach...

[boreal snow]

question, is lava eel pond still beating those legendary fish pond?

[upbeat elm]

I feel called out, as I only have my dad

[upbeat elm]

you can always get more lava eel, and theyre somewhat more convenient, but past that, Legend fish still is the best for monetary gain when its roe is aged

thats crazy

[bronze sedge]

ty, turns out he was at the other other beach

[misty bay]

Whats the other one

[twilit acorn]

happy to help 🙂

[misty bay]

I lost count

[upbeat elm]

Aged Legend roe (with the artisan profession path) makes aged legend roe 7k a jar, you can rack those up quickly and turn over a MASSIVE profit quickly

[cursive plaza]

Does anyone wanna play coop nintendo switch stardew

[misty bay]

Who is that 😅

[dusk haven]

Oh that's evil

[bronze sedge]

what is he going to do? tell his mom?

[twilit acorn]

wait... what's Morris got to do with Abigail's family? 😮

[upbeat elm]

id honestly say, mass blueberry selling, wine selling, and aged roe are 3 of the best profits in the game

[cursive plaza]

I wish gunther had more substance to him

[dusk haven]

Maybe his grandma

[misty bay]

I dont see the culprit🥹

[dusk haven]

And no one wants to be mean to granny

[dusk haven]

EXACTLY

[upbeat elm]

im at 10 hearts with both George and Evelyn

[dusk haven]

Toxic yaoi what can I say man

[misty bay]

-# yes if it means i get pierre and caroline

Ahem

Who said that?

[dusk haven]

:(

[dusk haven]

Must've been the wind man

DANG IT IVE BEEN USING THIS CHANNEL AS TOWN SQUARE BY MISTAKE

I'm ashamed of myself

😔

[loud rapids]

I get divorcing Alex part. Well I'll put my question to test in my play. Thanks for replying!

[twilit acorn]

Idk... sometimes I think Alex could use a nice swift kick right square in his rounds.
-gigglesnort-

[upbeat elm]

I hope a ||fireball|| flames your backside for that slander

iykyk

[upbeat elm]

Alex gave me an Omni geode on Christmas, i hate Alex 🤣

[twilit acorn]

I would like nice shiny new work boots HAHA

[loud rapids]

I second that

[upbeat elm]

I need the cinderclown boots, but they cost 100 shards ☠️

I love my space boots tho, cant give those up anytime soon 😅

dafuq?!
ive never noticed that

wdym?

ah

ohhh.
I still need to get the cinderclown boots first

[cedar aspen]

Does someone know how to get fishing rod

[upbeat elm]

talk to willy

[cedar aspen]

Idk where willy is

[signal turtle]

will i be able to get 5k coins if i sell these fishes after reaching lvl 5 fishing?

[twilit acorn]

early game, Willy gives you one... then when you build up some cash you can start buying better quality ones

[upbeat elm]

south beach

[cedar aspen]

Ik

Ok

[upbeat elm]

you could probably sell them rn and get 5k lol always try to get iridium quality they sell the best

[cedar aspen]

Also how to I record inside of stardew valley because all I've been recording was the danm app store

Because i record videos on laptop

[signal turtle]

will i be able to get iridium quality fish consistently after getting fiberglass rod? if i use regular bait and get perfect catches?

[snow horizon]

When you break a mystery package and you get 2 mystery packages

Exactly

[upbeat elm]

with perfect catches, yes indeed.
some fish will be harder to catch and likely wont be iridium quality, but gold still sells good as well, especially if its a higher quality fish like eel or sturgeon

small fish like carp or chub, the quality doesnt matter too much as its a low level crap fish

[last needle]

lol i do the opposite!!!

[upbeat elm]

mmm, do it the other way, sell the good fish, they'll give more money, keep the bad ones for making recipe meals, or to smoke them in the fish smoker for more money, as it doubles a fish value

[last needle]

I’m British

[signal turtle]

someone told me to fish near the lone rock in beach area, so i am doing that and i am getting more gold/iridium fishes, should i fish there for profit or go to the mountain area?

[upbeat elm]

thats a crazy statement

[upbeat elm]

doesnt matter where you fish, fishing in each area has its good or bad fish.
mountains tend to give largemouth bass and sturgeon, both are good for money.
ocean gives tilapia and squid
river gives catfish

be aware, some fish are seasonal specific, and even weather specific too

mmm, sturgeon give caviar, which sells ASTONISHINGLY well, but they can only be caught during summer or winter when raining

[sacred pier]

Yep

[bronze sedge]

really? i have a bunch of caviar in a chest with some other aged roe, never checked the value

[upbeat elm]

no, they only appear in the mountains during rainy summer or winter

[upbeat elm]

I think its about the same as good quality roe, but you also need it for the forgotten bundle

[bronze sedge]

shh

[upbeat elm]

ive never caught it in any other weather than rain, idk what you use for bait

[signal turtle]

i need baits for these higher tier fishes right? i am only getting herring/sardine/anchovy from ocean.

[bronze sedge]

thats for later

[upbeat elm]

yeah

[upbeat elm]

its still part of the community center, it pops up in my menu as such

[bronze sedge]

its post cc

[sacred pier]

It is all weather fish

[misty bay]

Im poor so i gotta propose with a ringpop

[bronze sedge]

great ring choice

[upbeat elm]

still pops up in my player menu under the community center menu, idk lol

[upbeat elm]

no clue then, cause that fishy f**** gave me the most trouble regardless as its seasonal specific, and its hard to catch anyways, and you need it for the ||lake fish bundle||

[sacred pier]

Eh its quite easy tbh

Ig you were unlucky trying to catch it

Octopus

[upbeat elm]

I generally despise fishing when starting the game

[novel thistle]

@upbeat elm You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[bronze sedge]

the /scorpion carp is annoying as hell

[upbeat elm]

I dont ever start fishing until winter of year 1 or year 2, id rather do everything else than fish

for real 🤣

[bronze sedge]

its not hard hard to catch, but it never stops moving

i hate it

[upbeat elm]

but once I level up fishing, I love to fish, and its also the fastest way (imo) to level up your ||masters degree||

[sacred pier]

Nah

|| sc is great for xp ||

[upbeat elm]

hence masters degree 🙃🙃

[sacred pier]

Well it's kinda spoiler evasion but idrk

[bronze sedge]

sardine hardest fish to catch ever frfr

[upbeat elm]

I mean, I am working on my degree anyways 🤣.
planning on trying to be a lawyer

[sacred pier]

Red lobster is the worst

Or the slimes lol

[main shard]

||how do i get better weapons? i finished the normal caverns pretty early on and unlocked the skull caverns and quarry. i get nuked the second i enter them. i have the holy blade||

[sacred pier]

But in general they all give good xp on top of ores

[upbeat elm]

HELL NO.
id rather farm the iridium from the perfection statue than that bs

[sacred pier]

Hell yes

It's easy af too

[main shard]

what?

[upbeat elm]

got any prismatic shards?

[sacred pier]

Also can't say the p word lol

[upbeat elm]

in what, neverlamd?

[oak flare]

||SC|| gotta be spoiled as it's post content.

[hybrid mural]

How many spaces does the common tree needs to be able to grow

[sacred pier]

In sdv

[main shard]

the only one i found i gifted to the museum

[sacred pier]

1

[upbeat elm]

bruh, thats not even tied to anything ☠️

[sacred pier]

Man read the rules

[novel thistle]

Trees require one tile of space in every direction in order to grow. Normal trees can share a tile, but fruit saplings cannot.
Once fully grown, you are able to place anything next to them. Only non-sapling trees can have paths placed nearby while growing.
(The left side shows the space needed for trees on their own, the right side shows the space needed for trees to be planted near each other.)

To use this command, type !trees.

[upbeat elm]

well,crap.
should've saved it first

[hybrid mural]

Tyty, what about the best day to forage, was it sunday?

[sacred pier]

Saturday

Forage resets on sunday

[main shard]

how do i mark as spoilers

where can i find one

[sacred pier]

Do /spoilers or || on both sides of a msg

You can buy the club

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/The_Slammer

[hybrid mural]

||tester||

holy nuts since when

[main shard]

is foraging really that important? i feel like foragables are worth next to nothing and are of no use once you finish the foraging room in the community center

[upbeat elm]

can I dm you, to give yout he info you need?

[sacred pier]

Since forever

[main shard]

sure

[sacred pier]

Tes

[oak flare]

They do have some profit if you go the artisan route, and makes a lot of coin compiled together, I've made 2000 on just forage-ables alone.

[main shard]

im going full artisan i sell a bunch of pickled/jelly goods and mayo and cheese

[oak flare]

Those are amazing.

[upbeat elm]

I can safely farm them now with statue of perfection 😅😅

[main shard]

2000 doesnt seem like alot if you have to spend so much that you could spend on more productive matters

[mystic wing]

hello everyone!!!

[bronze sedge]

truffles and golden fcrops

[oak flare]

It definitely adds up in the long wrong.

[bronze sedge]

hii

[oak flare]

Hello.

[upbeat elm]

mmm,wine or aged legend roe 😆

both are amazing

[bronze sedge]

you wish 🦖

[mystic wing]

is this gc for tip and ideas?

[upbeat elm]

yes, and for general chatting too

[oak flare]

What Chad said.

[mystic wing]

tyyyyy

[bronze sedge]

they are op because you dont need to do anything besides picking them up

[mystic wing]

frr

[bronze sedge]

and you can keep doing your regular activities

[oak flare]

Don't we make pickled fish by doing that?

Whaaat.

[bronze sedge]

no?

[mossy prawn]

Hi

[mystic wing]

hii

[upbeat elm]

of course

[oak flare]

I thought you make pickled fish! But in my defense I've actually never tried to jar fish.

[upbeat elm]

ooh, hope the date goes well maye

[mystic wing]

oo have great date!!

[main shard]

you can jar fish?

[oak flare]

Apparently not.

[mystic wing]

nope u cant i tried it just few min ago

[oak flare]

Than how the heck do you increase the value?

[stark widget]

Everypony !!!

[bronze sedge]

smoking them

[mystic wing]

by smokeing tem

[oak flare]

👀

[stark widget]

the plushies are back in stock get your plush yo

[main shard]

i know you can smoke them but so far i got gifted one smoker and cant seem to craft them

[mystic wing]

u have to get the right level to craft them i cant rember tho

[bronze sedge]

24 euros for shipping?

[stark widget]

europe </3

[main shard]

should be fishing right? i have that on 10

[stark widget]

import isnt even included

[mystic wing]

yes that weird

[oak flare]

Smoking...? I hope there's not an animation of like rolling the fish up and smoking it like a cigar, I'm really hoping when you say smoking it's drying them out etc.

[bronze sedge]

its still a lot

[main shard]

not the squid joint

[bronze sedge]

why on earth half the price goes on shipping?

[civic quarry]

can you change if you want mushrooms or bats in your cave?

[oak flare]

The squid joint! 🤣🤣🤣

[stark widget]

they come from america its not as if I have a choice </3

[mystic wing]

maybe u have to do quest for it i will have look

[main shard]

getting fucked up on that largemouth bass pack

[bronze sedge]

oooh, its international

alr then

[mystic wing]

okay i just re read that and lmao

[stark widget]

I waited over a year for this plush I'm not missing it Shane is coming home <3

[oak flare]

I'm dying at squid joint.

[frozen violet]

check willys shop, iirc he sells the recipe

[mystic wing]

u cant u only can have one per game save

[main shard]

thanks

[compact dirge]

The recipe for the fish smoker can be bought from Willy for 10,000

[civic quarry]

ahh shucks what one would you say is better?

[bronze sedge]

sebastian smokes those

[mystic wing]

bat cave 100%

[main shard]

smoking also requires coal how do you guys reliably get coal? do you farm dust sprites or just buy them from clint

[civic quarry]

alrighty thank you!

[oak flare]

🤣 wheezing!

[mystic wing]

u can make mushrooms log which do same as mushrooms cave

[oak flare]

Charcoal kiln. I think it's spelled.

[mystic wing]

right spelling byway!

[main shard]

really? i feel like thats a huge waste of wood with so many recepies and buildings needing a ton of it

[mystic wing]

best for endgame like u done nearly everything but for new game not really

[oak flare]

You can hit the mines for coal, but Cindersnap forest reproduces trees constantly and so does the path above your farm, the path leading to the town, and the mountain lake area and you can also replant trees as well.

[main shard]

makes sense im always struggling with wood

is there any use for duckfeathers?

[bronze sedge]

or you can ask george to cough for you, he must have plenty of coal there

[bronze sedge]

ehhh, no

[oak flare]

Gifts, and CC maybe. Maybe tailoring?

[main shard]

whats cc

[bronze sedge]

cocacola

[toxic plaza]

They make lovely gifts for possibly a few villagers

[oak flare]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bronze sedge]

community center

[oak flare]

Cocoacola. 🤣

[oak flare]

Elliott loves duck feathers.

[bronze sedge]

that works too

[oak flare]

I'm dying over here!!!

[bronze sedge]

true

and lobsters

and pomegranates

[main shard]

yeah i gfited elliot some already

[bronze sedge]

the man got taste

[oak flare]

And squid ink.

And tom ha soup??? Idk how to spell it, and crab cakes.

Speaking of soup, I have never cooked any of the recipes.

[mystic wing]

can i send a pic in there or not

i lw forgot the rules

[bronze sedge]

you need to send a couple messages first

level up once

[main shard]

my goal for year 2 is to complete the community center and stockpile a bunch of veggies to craft all the recepies

[bronze sedge]

the one sandy sends you?

[oak flare]

Gotta be a higher level in here for that but #images-and-memes or #farms-and-outfits I think are the two chats you can send.

[cobalt hare]

Tom kha soup

[mystic wing]

kk tyyy

[oak flare]

bea has corrected me, thanks Bea!!!

[cobalt hare]

Npp pookie

[oak flare]

Idk who gives it, I have never completed learning all the recipes.

[bronze sedge]

im trying to

but i forget to save the ingredients

also, mini fridges look awful

so mine are hidden

and because they are hidden, i cant find them

[oak flare]

Maybe once I can learn all the recipes I'll gather everything and cook em.

[mystic wing]

sameeee

[oak flare]

I think it takes like 2 years to even learn all the recipes.

[main shard]

my man. started this game on a whim and i have been obsessed since

[hybrid mural]

How to skip cutscene going to the spoilered place

[main shard]

well i will probably not be able to cook all but a good chunk of them

[oak flare]

Should be a skip button on the top right corner.

[mystic wing]

lol im on my 2 week phase rnn

[oak flare]

I'm supposed to be playing or reading my book rn, and instead I'm half asleep on SDV discord chat.

[main shard]

recently reread world war z

one of my favorite books ever

[mystic wing]

im surely at the right bottom of ur screen is should say skip

[hybrid mural]

I mean you're teaching me stuffs, thanks you

[oak flare]

Probably not the best idea to listen to me, considering I'm chaos incarnate, but glad to be helpful! 🤣😁

[mystic wing]

i never heard that

[main shard]

heard what

let me guess you only know the fuck ass movie

[oak flare]

Currently reading adult books and HP.

[mystic wing]

never heard the moive

[oak flare]

It's about a zombie apocalypse stuff.

[mystic wing]

oh

[oak flare]

That's why it's called world war z.

[main shard]

oh sorry i just get mad when people think im talking about the movie because its god awful and trampled all over the source material

[mystic wing]

dwww i do same

[oak flare]

Yeah movies don't do the books justice AT ALL.

[mystic wing]

FRR

[oak flare]

There are a few that do but otherwise...eh.

[regal gulch]

if i have 7000 fair tickets and leave the fair when i come back will the tickest be there?

[toxic plaza]

Hmm, it was co-written by JMS of Babylon 5 fame. Sounds good to me

[main shard]

the mediums are just so different that its incredibly hard to translate alot of books into movies i think most movie adaptions would work better as tv shows

[bronze sedge]

nope, once you leave the fair ends

[wet robin]

Yo guys does the Furnace unlock the minecart?

[oak flare]

.... Maybe??? Idk...wait what fair?

[regal gulch]

THE fair

[oak flare]

No.

[wet robin]

Aw

What does it unlock?

[regal gulch]

i say PUT IT ALL ON GREEN

[wet robin]

Im talking about cc btw just to be clear

[oak flare]

I'm trying to remember what the boiler room unlocks but that's gotta be discussed in spoilers.

[toxic plaza]

The boiler room in CC? That unlocks minecarts

[wet robin]

Ok

[oak flare]

What fair, I've never encountered the fair, what's the fair?

[mystic wing]

i really neeed to change my pfp

[oak flare]

I thought the foraging bundle does.

[toxic plaza]

Foraging is quarry

[oak flare]

Oh, well I was mistaken.

[regal gulch]

event where you get tickets

[main shard]

it is the most comprehensive and detailed zombie scenario that was ever thought of its so amazing

[regal gulch]

and buy stuff

[oak flare]

I need to discover it than.

[regal gulch]

its in fall

[toxic plaza]

Stardew Valley fair, the autumn thing

[bronze sedge]

the autumn fair

[oak flare]

I'm not to big on zombie stuff. But sounds fun.

[bronze sedge]

where you get to humiliate pierre each year

with your iridium products

[oak flare]

I'm so confused about this fairm

[main shard]

i really love zombies so its an absolute gem for me but yeah i understand its not for everyone

[oak flare]

I've never been to anything of the sorts in SDV...

[mystic wing]

i only like two zombies show

[main shard]

which ones

[toxic plaza]

TWD was alright up to like Season 5-6-7...

[bronze sedge]

[main shard]

stopped after season 6 the first season is good the rest is meh i do like glenn though

[mystic wing]

happiness and all of us are dead

[umbral dagger]

How do we tell him..

[main shard]

oh i know thats why i stopped watching

[umbral dagger]

Fair

[oak flare]

Gently I guess?

[bronze sedge]

it looks like frankenstein from a distance

[mystic wing]

.

[umbral dagger]

I had to take a break from binging it after that episode

Ultimately went back though

[oak flare]

Is it like a community event?

[main shard]

all of us are dead was okay i enjoyed it

[bronze sedge]

no, its a yearly event

[mystic wing]

ooo

[bronze sedge]

9 items?

[oak flare]

Maaan y'all gotta give me more details than that

[bronze sedge]

grange display??

[oak flare]

Nope, never seen it.

[bronze sedge]

the only fair with a stardop reward?

[toxic plaza]

First you find Mayor Lewis' boxers, hide them from him untill the fair, and then display them in the box

[oak flare]

Nope. I've been doing nothing but working on my farm and gathering stuff and friendships, I don't usually go into town for much.

[bronze sedge]

[strange shoal]

gonna start playing stras

stadrew after a while

[main shard]

you even get a letter in the mail telling you that you have to prepare 9 items

[strange shoal]

any updates lately?

[main shard]

nailed it year one :D

[oak flare]

I don't pay attention to the letters, I tap em and close em out and go back to working on my farm.

[main shard]

they announced 1.7 but no release date

[strange shoal]

good evening for me

ok

[mystic wing]

i married harvey in my first year

[main shard]

but its so cute when one of your friends thinks about you and gifts you a recepie

[mystic wing]

frrrr

[strange shoal]

grandmas cookies

[main shard]

im thinking about marrying shane but i dont think i will marry year 2

[oak flare]

Well I'm usually trying to rush, I pay attention to Evelyn's letters...that's about it.

I like that she gifts me cookies.

[mystic wing]

i love shane but i would nevr marry him because he will go back drinking and his room is just messy

[main shard]

im slowly trying to max out all the npcs because i love the little friendship events

[mystic wing]

sameee

[main shard]

i got him to 8hearts with just gifting him beer :,)

yeahhh

[mystic wing]

ssame with harvey but coffee and a dream!

[main shard]

i maxxed out linus and when he told me im his best friend that just made me so happy

wish i could marry willy...

[mystic wing]

i had beef with him in first year but now im friend with him

[mystic wing]

OMG YES SAMEE

[main shard]

so far its linus, george, shane and willy

[oak flare]

Oh boy, y'all have summoned Humie.

[mystic wing]

BROW WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY COMMON THING

[main shard]

old men

[bronze sedge]

willy peak

[devout elbow]

Saaaame okay I’m not romancing everyone this save. 8/10 hearts for a bunch of people 🤕🤕🤕

[mystic wing]

FRRR

[main shard]

yeah willy is the goat

[oak flare]

I like Elliot and Evelyn.

[devout elbow]

I am on my final break of the day

[main shard]

i like elliot but he is lowkey just a bum haha

[oak flare]

Whooo!!!

[bronze sedge]

but elliot is not that old

[mystic wing]

all my celebrity crush is old men

[oak flare]

Hes 28-34 assumingly.

[marble jolt]

isnt he one of the 'older' bachelors?

[devout elbow]

I can’t wait to go home 🙏🙏 less than two hours

[mystic wing]

i love harvey too much

[main shard]

i like george because i just love the trope of a grumpy old man starting to like you

[devout elbow]

He is canonically one of the older bachelors tho

[oak flare]

Go home and get some food and game!

[mystic wing]

frr he is cute for me and his wife too rahhh

[knotty otter]

omg i forgot that the mines reset everyday my fish smoker is gone

[devout elbow]

Real. I love the quest where ||Evelyn wants him to feel special with the leeks||

[main shard]

okay who are villager you lads dont like?

[marble jolt]

pierre

[devout elbow]

Pierre

[main shard]

i gifted him so many leeks

[devout elbow]

[main shard]

i just ignored pierre so far

[oak flare]

Shane...sorry Shane lovers.

[bronze sedge]

lewis

[mystic wing]

clint and pierre

[bronze sedge]

no one likes lewis

[main shard]

whats the deal with him why does everyone hate him

[devout elbow]

I feel called out

[marble jolt]

and lewis for his shadiness towards marnie

[knotty otter]

shane

[oak flare]

I'm sorry!!!

[devout elbow]

Oh yeah I don’t like Lewis either

[mystic wing]

frrr

[marble jolt]

he‘s a greedy bih

[main shard]

i like clint

[bronze sedge]

idk but i dont like caroline neither

[mystic wing]

srry ew

[oak flare]

Lewis is okay.

[devout elbow]

Do the quest where Pierre wants 24 or 25 of your gold starred veggies and you’ll understand why he’s an opp

[main shard]

what?

[devout elbow]

I am neutral toward him. He’s all right. He’s misunderstood sometimes

[marble jolt]

arent we over the clint hate? 😬

[bronze sedge]

N o

[mystic wing]

he is stalker and he said "
i forgot to clip my toenails!"

[devout elbow]

The farmer is way more stalkerish than Clint 😭😭

[main shard]

tell me one instance of stalking

[knotty otter]

also cant i get the cave jelly in ice cave i have been fishing here for 2 days

[main shard]

you mean that one time he hid in a bush because he got cold feet?

[keen plover]

i think you’ll have better luck on 80

[mystic wing]

yes also he said lots of weird stuff

i just dont like that man

[marble jolt]

yeah level 80 is better for jelly

[mystic wing]

like

[main shard]

yeah he does but not in any maliscious way

he is just kind off a loser

[devout elbow]

That scene is misread like he wasn’t even intentionally doing that. He just had an anxiety attack at the sight of her

[knotty otter]

80 doesnt even have any water to fish in

[bronze sedge]

clint only complains and complains

[main shard]

exactly

[bronze sedge]

thats what bothers me about him

[oak flare]

That doesn't seem to bad.

[mystic wing]

how far do mine level goes?

[marble jolt]

120

[knotty otter]

120 ig

[mystic wing]

dang

i got to level 100

[keen plover]

whichever has the water in the fire lvls

[devout elbow]

Heck there’s a whole cutscene with Marnie and Lewis ||where you basically eavesdrop on them talking about their rs and they call you out like 😭😭 no one is creepier than the Farmer in a cutscene||

[keen plover]

100 i believe

[mystic wing]

how long did take yall to do pam quest?

[devout elbow]

The potato one?

[main shard]

the farmer is basically a goblin in this game

[marble jolt]

or the pale ale?

[mystic wing]

the pale ale

[devout elbow]

Oh I think I got it in year two…

[mystic wing]

samee

[devout elbow]

Basically once I learned how to make it

[marble jolt]

uh whenever i feel like it haha

[devout elbow]

Shane can sometimes gift it to you if you marry him

[fickle mantle]

what was your first play through like

[oak flare]

The farmer is creepy why.

[mystic wing]

mine was great but bit slow at first year

[ruby vine]

Anxiety attack ain't he 30???

[mystic wing]

i didnt know that

[oak flare]

Confusing. I didn't know at all what to do.

[bronze sedge]

"you remembered my birthday?"
nuh uh, i just found these cookies in the trash and you were the first person i saw

[marble jolt]

you can have anxiety at any age

[bronze sedge]

the farmer is an absolute creep

[devout elbow]

I’m experiencing it. But it was overwhelming at first

[ruby vine]

You deserve to be bashed if your first reflex at seeing your crush is hiding in a bush

Period

[main shard]

its so much fun so far i really like you can take your time and just do as you please im 60hours in and i feel like i barely dug my heels into the game

and i was also surprised by some of the topics in this game

[oak flare]

The game is never ending so you can go on playing at your own pace.

[main shard]

i thought i was going to grow tomatos not convince someone to not kill themselves lamo

[mystic wing]

dang i only did 43 hours and in 2 year summer

[oak flare]

👀

[ruby vine]

Never ask Mr.Qi why is he selling the ||Key of The Town|| or how he has it

[marble jolt]

that might be a spoiler 😬

[mystic wing]

i just send half my time in the mine

[main shard]

i didnt name drop so im good

[oak flare]

I had like 2 weeks of hours on my old save before I corrupted the save accidentally.

[main shard]

i never go to bed early

[devout elbow]

Clint is canonically socially awkward 😭😭😭

[mystic wing]

i only did it few time but the reast i went bed like 11 ish

[oak flare]

1 am for me, and that's because I'm like 62% positive you pass out at 1:30

[main shard]

2am you pass out

[ruby vine]

Doesn't excuse being a worse loser than Pierre

[oak flare]

Really?

[mystic wing]

yes

2 am on the spot

[main shard]

and some punk sifts through your pockets

[foggy yarrow]

the 8 deadly sins: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, sloth and socially awkwardness

[mystic wing]

i swear they never takes any tho

[foggy yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pat-кот-кошка-гладить-gif-1877733618897768417

[main shard]

they only take cash

if you die in the mines then you loose items

[ruby vine]

The 8 deadly sins : [classic 7], Clint

[oak flare]

Dang, so I just gotta get back before 1:50.

[mystic wing]

well im too rich to even notice ❤️

[marble jolt]

if you pass out in the house you won‘t lose money

[main shard]

im saving up all my artisan goods for the last week of summer for one big pay day

[oak flare]

I'm curious what A spouse says if you pass out.

[mystic wing]

lol

[mystic wing]

they dont say anything i surely

[oak flare]

Well everyone makes a comment surely they do.

[marble jolt]

not even harvey iirc even when he treats you at the hospital

[mystic wing]

fr

[oak flare]

Linus I know scolds you.

[main shard]

usually you just get a letter in the mail that says they found you and were concerned

[mystic wing]

i was lowkey sad

[main shard]

can spouses work on the farm?

[mystic wing]

yes but 24/7 no

[oak flare]

All they do is fill the pet water bowl.

[mystic wing]

they can help out but that it really

[marble jolt]

they water your crops, feed the animals, water the pet bowls and repair fences but not all the time

[main shard]

oh thats good

[bronze sedge]

they couldnt care less

[main shard]

also you can have children in the game? what does that do

[mystic wing]

i got to go byeeeee

[main shard]

take care man

[mystic wing]

i hope veryone have good day/night

[oak flare]

Adds NPCs that walk around your house all the time.

[foggy yarrow]

children are basically human-shaped pet in this game

[marble jolt]

give you an achievement!

[oak flare]

Wow.

[main shard]

ohh

[devout elbow]

This cat is so cute

[marble jolt]

and they can wear hats

[bronze sedge]

yes, they are pretty rude

[oak flare]

Well f em.

[foggy yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-cat-dance-sleepy-kitten-pathetic-cat-kitten-hold-gif-2871114101866651462

ikr

[bronze sedge]

divorce

[oak flare]

Right?

[main shard]

katze :D

[bronze sedge]

yes, asap

[devout elbow]

This one too I’m stealing these gifs

[foggy yarrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135348779877404869/1402455625816084580/1277048160359026770.gif

[main shard]

hey guys check out my fit in farms and outfits

[oak flare]

That's really cute!

[main shard]

for you its on the mouse

[oak flare]

I'm working on getting a fall theme outfit.

[bronze sedge]

nah, thats too good

nice character

[main shard]

im just happy i finally have a coherent outfit because i didnt bother with cloth year 1

[main shard]

thanks im really happy with my outfit

[oak flare]

I feel that.

[knotty otter]

i have been fishing for 4 days

0 cave jellies

[main shard]

how does a prismatic rock looks like

[low crater]

how long does it take clint to give you back your tools when you upgrade them to copper

[main shard]

oh the one with the runes right

[main shard]

2days

[low crater]

darnnabit thank you

[main shard]

not sure if this is the best gameplan but i usually upgrade my watering can on the 27th so for day one of new season i have an upgraded

someone has to water these damn fields

[low crater]

unfortunatley im in the first week of summer already

[main shard]

better late than never took me till winter till i had a golden can

[low crater]

i atticipate that happening for me

[main shard]

take this advice with a gran of salt this is my first playthrough but in hindsight i think its better to rush the golden can you save so much more time watering depending on the amount of crops you plant

[sharp kiln]

i wish i could make it out of spring i have gotten bored playing solo alot

[misty bay]

Pierre is just giving me hints about haley but he also scammed me

[low crater]

I just cant wait for the decent sprinklers

[main shard]

havent tried sprinklers yet feels like the only worthwile one is the irridium one

[low crater]

idk i guess it just depends on your layout needs

[weak oxide]

How'd he scam you?

[oak flare]

Hang on. I'll tell you where to find cave jellies.

[misty bay]

“I got a sale on boquets” its Wednesday

[main shard]

lmao

[echo basin]

[oak flare]

||Cave jelly is found on levels 20, 60, and 100||

[main shard]

i meant the mystic rock :,)

whats a cheap good food to make in bulk for health and energy?

[oak flare]

Fried egg?

Think you only need eggs for it, but than again I've never cooked any of the recipes.

[echo basin]

Field snack. Bug steak.

[main shard]

field snack is perfect thank you

[bronze sedge]

sashimi

just befriend linus

[main shard]

sashimi gives too little food and energy imo

[oak flare]

Back, sorry I had to stop turkey turkey from jumping out of the window like a crazy fowl.

[main shard]

is that your pet?

[keen plover]

sashimi's good once you get your hands on a good amount of crab pots that you remember to bait up daily

[oak flare]

If you can call turkeys pets I guess.

[main shard]

oh you live on a farm or something?

[main shard]

i have crab pots but ngl atleast in my stage of the game i dont see the value

[oak flare]

Yep, got goats, chickens guinea fowl, pigs, turkeys, ducks, dogs, and cats.

[main shard]

thats dope!

i miss owning cats :,)

[hybrid mural]

I wouldn't expect any less from an elliott's fan

[keen plover]

||goat cheese|| wins when you're later in the game when you've gotten over the sashimi goodness!

or support mister Gus with his salads hehe

[main shard]

whats the point of wool having different qualities if that doesnt translate to cloth

[main shard]

thats what i did year one gus is the goat

[keen plover]

selling em usually

[oak flare]

Hmmm good question. Maybe different qualities give you more?

[keen plover]

i just sell wool no matter what loool

[main shard]

but even the best wool is worth less than cloth

[keen plover]

money is money either way!

[main shard]

true