stardew-valley

[torn quail]

that was fast

[devout elbow]

What happened? 😨

[misty echo]

WTF is your profile LMFAO

This shits awesome

[tough perch]

fastest farmer in the west?

[torn quail]

sap

[misty echo]

Why sap

[regal gulch]

does anyone know what this emvent is on y 1 spring 15, 16 and 17 there is a star on each day and when i hover over it it says ???

[devout elbow]

It’s amazing

[torn quail]

its the best item

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/queer-hand-gesture-steve-harvey-snl-gif-13339206

[devout elbow]

It’s probably the ||desert festival||

[lavish basin]

||desert festival||

[torn quail]

i wanted to make my profile an item and sap is perfect for it

[dusk rover]

should I play a new game of stardew or wait for 1.7 to release?

[tough perch]

||desert festival||

[vast oxide]

We don't have a release date and he stated it's not adding anything major or mechanic changing

[regal gulch]

ohh ok thanks

[lavish basin]

It's probably still gonna be a bit till 1.7

[devout elbow]

If you wanna play rn I’d make a new save. We don’t know when update is coming out

[misty echo]

My TBOI username was an item so I can't say nth

[regal gulch]

can i go to the desert if i dont have the bus

[tough perch]

no

[weak oxide]

I'd go for Coathanger personally.

[vast oxide]

There's a desert!? (Lol)

[misty echo]

Sandy is enough 💕

[vast oxide]

[devout elbow]

I’m surprised it shows up as an event if you ||don’t have the bus ||

[twilit acorn]

it's a later game event... you have to unlock the desert (CC thang)

[misty echo]

We were T- R key

[vast oxide]

This probably isn't their first play through

[torn quail]

yeah

ive always wondered why they chose to do that

and have it visible on the calendar despite new players likely not being able to do it until y2+

[regal gulch]

i have reached the desert before but it was like 3 y ago

maby its cus of that

[devout elbow]

I do know this person well enough but for some people in here, they are experiencing their first playthrough, hence the spoiler tags I used

[vast oxide]

It's technically a spoiler, I was poking fun earlier

[vast oxide]

No I mean them asking if they could

I've tried before too myself for the lolz

[devout elbow]

Ohhh okay

[regal gulch]

how do you know me?

[vast oxide]

Didnt you see me last night?

[devout elbow]

It should have been don’t I think autocorrect got to me 🤕🤕🤕

[regal gulch]

oh

[devout elbow]

Yeah I don’t think I’ve seen you in here before 😭 my bad I didn’t proofread and thought I could trust my phone

[tough perch]

someone said he intended 1.6 to also be like that but he ended up adding a ton of stuffs anyway

[torn quail]

this happened enough times to me that i just fully have autocorrect disabled lol

[tough perch]

so who knows

[devout elbow]

I couldn’t live like that

[vast oxide]

God bless that man

[torn quail]

id rather have the typos every so often

[devout elbow]

Fair

[torn quail]

people still get what you mean with singnle character typos

[tough perch]

typo is fun

[devout elbow]

Truuue

[torn quail]

but if autocorrect turns it to smth completely different then theres confusion

[vast oxide]

I actually removed the swift keyboard and switched to the Google one and my autocorrect has been significantly better

[harsh oar]

HI PPL

[misty echo]

We were buds back in the old college days homie. We used to do that one prank where we pretended like we were gonna pick someone up and then your drive the car a little bit more. You told me you had this nightmare where your popcorn was oversalted, and we got real crazy at Daves party. You're fuckin crazy at beer pong homie.

[twilit acorn]

👋🏻

[earnest lintel]

do lightning rod prevent lightning from decimating my farm

[mossy prawn]

Hi

[earnest lintel]

hi

[tough perch]

yes

[torn quail]

yes, partially

[tough perch]

...most of the time

[vast oxide]

I believe so

[torn quail]

it doesnt entirely prevent it

[harsh oar]

hiiii!!!

[misty echo]

Battery pack my beloved

[mossy prawn]

Omw to romance seb

[misty echo]

Krit bestie <3

[regal gulch]

so i lowk forgot what lost books do

[torn quail]

iirc
it redirects the lightning strike to the rod, but if the rod is already active then it can still hit the farm

[misty echo]

They go to the lobrary

I can spell ^

[vast oxide]

Omg tell him his other wife says hi

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-wave-hello-hi-sup-gif-16159238468026206620

[earnest lintel]

i have like so many of those cause i put a ton of lightning rod beind the house

[mossy prawn]

Will do

[torn quail]

but also if it does hit the farm it doesnt really do much
you might lose a path tile or a single crop to the strike

[near elm]

Do u guys really focus on talking with everyone daily and giving 2 presents every week ??

[regal gulch]

what do lost books do again?

[vast oxide]

No.

[misty echo]

No just Abigail

[twilit acorn]

nope. I just work on relationships as I go. No rush.

[tough perch]

nope

[torn quail]

to every npc? no
but to like a few at a time yeah

[vast oxide]

On Fridays and Saturdays I give a bunch of people beer and coffee

[mossy prawn]

i should romance abi

[near elm]

Why specifically abhigail?

[misty echo]

In the museum / library you get fun text on the bookshelves

[tough perch]

sometimes I visit caroline though

don't ask why

[dusk rover]

I think if you hit 10 hearts with someone their friendship doesn't decay, is that correct?

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-moana-pua-hei-hei-pig-gif-15757719

[misty echo]

We romance her

[torn quail]

yeah this is good advice
evenings where everyone is at the saloon you can just gift all of them

[near elm]

Oh lol

[mossy prawn]

yeah im going to romance abi rq

[torn quail]

and universally liked gifts are really easy to get so you dont even have to think there

[misty echo]

The valley will have my coffee and they are going to like it.

[near elm]

Ohh that's good

[mossy prawn]

i usually give food items as gifts

[near elm]

I give forage items

[lone pumice]

I was thinking of doing that with my constant 100k+ lol

[vast oxide]

Step one: install the poly mod
Step two: romance Sebastian nd abby

[mossy prawn]

ooh those are good gift items as well

[mossy prawn]

ye lol

[near elm]

Yupp

[vast oxide]

Except granny doesn't like spring onions

[torn quail]

yeah you can always just buy food at the saloon and gift it if you have surplus and really dont want to think about what to gift

[near elm]

I am in early game so for me that's best to do

Year 1 springs 13th

[mossy prawn]

ye those are good early game gifts imo

[mossy prawn]

true

[misty echo]

We know we go to the saloon every Friday when we play but we forget gus even exists pretty much every time we step into that place

[torn quail]

i always give him an orange once i get orange trees

[mossy prawn]

gus is peak

[misty echo]

He sure does exist

[mossy prawn]

indeed

[misty echo]

All of the villagers that never leave their post feel very forgettable to us

[dusk rover]

what's the best way of earning gold in your first spring?

[misty echo]

Pain, we love krobus

[torn quail]

fish

[mossy prawn]

[split cedar]

I need more kegs…

More…

[ruby citrus]

year one haul (imma sell it all at the end of year one)

[split cedar]

MORE.

[mossy prawn]

i need to decorate my farm

[dusk rover]

how about even before you unlock fishing?

[misty echo]

Fishing is the go-to answer I see everyone give for early money so it's probably the correct one

Before willy uh

[mossy prawn]

i like fishing tbh

[misty echo]

Clay farming I think

I'm not sure

[tough perch]

clay farming is patched

[twilit cypress]

Same

But I'm just lazy doing it

[misty echo]

Oh whoops

[tough perch]

unless you pick legacy rng

[torn quail]

i mean you unlock fishing on day 2

day 1 i just do introductions quest + clear some of my farm and get a chest

[mossy prawn]

i want to make a human krobus in the sims lowk

[misty echo]

Why.

[mossy prawn]

its fun?

[misty echo]

That sentence is unreal cursed

[tough perch]

ig

?

[dusk rover]

I wonder what human Krobus/gnome would look like

[mossy prawn]

like a human version idk

[tough perch]

sth like this

[misty echo]

Krobus didn't deserve this...

[hybrid mural]

Omg

[mossy prawn]

omg

[misty echo]

This could get me to stop playing stardew

[mossy prawn]

ill just make seb in the sims

[hybrid mural]

God forbids

[misty echo]

I lowkey forget the sims is a game and not just the viral patchnote video on youtube

[mossy prawn]

huh

[torn quail]

this the sorta thing that makes me retreat into the other channel lowk

[tough perch]

it do be like that

sometimes sth so goddamn unhinged pops out of nowhere

[vast oxide]

Gave up on them when ever plot I downloaded from the gallery caused file corruption cause it was prior to the file corruption patch and they apparently can't be bothered to fix it

[mossy prawn]

oof

[misty echo]

Town square our beloved

[vast oxide]

Worst $1k spent on a game

[tough perch]

how many again

[torn quail]

noo
stardew spoilers channel lol

[hybrid mural]

[torn quail]

the only 2 channels in the server that i use

[vast oxide]

Yeah I was pissed

[misty echo]

I have not played far enough to poke my head in there for too long

[tough perch]

1k gollar in a sims game sounds diabolical

[vast oxide]

It's all the dlc

And that was in like 2020

I haven't spent anything on it since they continued screwing us over

And there are even more dlcs now

[tough perch]

though ig that's prob nothing compared to some f2p games with insane microtransaction

[hybrid mural]

And it wasnt even playable, damn $1k is big money for a game

[vast oxide]

I think if you buy the entire Sims 4 collection it's closer to 2 k

[tough perch]

thank god I never find the interest in sims game

[misty echo]

All we need is our Gameboy advance SP and our copy of Pokemon emerald to be happy enough in life

[hybrid mural]

All the dlc

[tough perch]

my wallet thanks me for that

[devout elbow]

I would believe this. I think I did the math for the packs I had bought at the time and it was in the 700s and that was years ago

[hybrid mural]

I mean sims 4 was hot stuff back when it was just released for ps2

[mossy prawn]

i just have sdv and ts3 at the moment that im obsseed with

[tough perch]

anywayyyyy sdv?

[devout elbow]

Love Sims3

[mossy prawn]

but yeah, seb gave me coffee

[vast oxide]

I'd rather just install furniture mods in stardew now

[devout elbow]

We might be getting off topic at this point yeah

[hybrid mural]

Yeah

[misty echo]

That game sucks thank god none of us play it

[devout elbow]

That’s valid

[mossy prawn]

what is this sdv

[vast oxide]

Never heard of it

[hybrid mural]

To get the brainpower to write?

[mossy prawn]

ikr?

[vast oxide]

I hear you have to greet 140 people in it

[tough perch]

true

[mossy prawn]

sure? wdym

[hybrid mural]

I almost bought this

[dusk rover]

I don't have access to the sims 3 anymore legally, so I'm just going to play sims 4

[vast oxide]

Remember that guy who joined, asked how to pirate the game, and then was surprised pikachu when we dogpiled him

[tough perch]

introduction quest enjoyers' worst nightmare

[devout elbow]

140 is crazy

[hybrid mural]

I honestly think he was baiting man

[vast oxide]

I know who even does that

Totally not someone here

No not at all

[devout elbow]

Stardew Valley is kinda small for that many people in it (yes I understand the world was probably expanded for this 😭)

[misty echo]

I assume the dumber of people so I sadly figure they gen prob thought everyone would be chill about the ask

[tough perch]

and then when they play modded expansions they feel overwhelmed and stop playing

like 10 people at least 5 have this for some reason

[misty echo]

Also that would be some pretty lame bait, you can get better from linus

[dusk rover]

actually nvm 26GB for a game is crazy

[hybrid mural]

He deadass then said was testing us

[misty echo]

Uh oh I'm caught play it off like a joke

[tough perch]

meanwhile the 300gb AAA games

[hybrid mural]

He was damn lucky the mod's very forgiving

[devout elbow]

I can believe that, but new content probably feels fun for a bit at least

I mean I lowkey stopped playing Stardew for months bc I found the vanilla game overwhelming (I’ve never modded my game, vanilla just felt important to clarify)

[devout elbow]

People do this so often these days, like bro you definitely did not mean it like a joke, and if you did, it was a crappy joke

[tough perch]

if it was me bro would get the boot instantly. You don't break the rules just to "test" people (if that's even his intention lmfao)

[vast oxide]

It's @split cedar

And 140 something mods

[dusk rover]

same, the vanilla game already has so much to do that it would take ages to fully complete

[devout elbow]

For real

I haven’t even completed everything in game

[misty echo]

My favorite part of this community is it's soft but not AC comm soft where ppl do be fuckin around with each other more. Idk it's a pretty perfect comm icl.

[devout elbow]

I think I’ve seen them with their incredibly large amount of introductions to do

[vast oxide]

It's funny cause I have a ton of mods and it's like, NPC seasonal outfits and cuter buildings and furniture

I made a typo and the word I typed flagged the bot oops

[tough perch]

never understand how people stresses out over that quest when playing expansions

you literally get nothing from it upon completion🤷‍♂️

[split cedar]

Did you call me?

I saw the tag notification.

[lone pumice]

They Let someone know about your 140 mods

[vast oxide]

Yes, I wanted to talk to you about your horses extended warranty?

Did you know you can save thousands of gold in shoe replacement by purchasing Pierre premium horse warranty package?

[keen plover]

try 376 mods

[split cedar]

And still haven’t found them all.

[keen plover]

super feltttt

plus the quests ?!

[split cedar]

THE 1984928482 CUTSCENES.

[keen plover]

i'm rolling on 23 quests active rn LMAO

[tough perch]

damn imagine trying to get friendship points for ALL THAT

[keen plover]

I JUST FINISHED THE LUAU

and i experienced what u did

and i refuse to skip any of them

[vast oxide]

Do you even get to play a single day of stardew with in 12 irl hours?

[hybrid mural]

Yeah, and even if sometimes it gets a bit much (which i havent seen yet), we can just

[tough perch]

me with the almighty SKIP button

[misty echo]

ADHD type beat we forgot we were talking here

[tough perch]

wait I just realized I left sdv running for an entire hour

[split cedar]

Yeah, kinda.

[tough perch]

...what the hell was i doing here

[keen plover]

I JUST FEEL WRONG SKIPPING THE MODDED ONES (coz i've gone through all the vanilla ones)

[misty echo]

Just frog disappear

[split cedar]

In the last nine hours I managed to do a season and a half.

[misty echo]

I don't belong here

[keen plover]

feltttt

[vast oxide]

It is wild to mod a game then skip the mod cut scenes

[misty echo]

(close enough for the ref eh?)

[keen plover]

i started with 200 mods last week im up to 370+ now looool

fortunately nothings broke

[tough perch]

imma go throwing 🦶 to everyone

[keen plover]

oh wait this isn't modded chat oops

[hybrid mural]

[vast oxide]

How do you even know if they're working if none of the game is original anymore

[lone pumice]

You don't

[vast oxide]

Not even a single eyelash abtted at this wow

[split cedar]

In fact I do not.

[lone pumice]

I'm sure your PC exploding is a good sign

[keen plover]

i've perfected the game twice (switch & pc) so i kinda am always in a state of "ohh that's one of my mods"

[misty echo]

They clearly did everything there is to be done

[split cedar]

If it weren’t for the cutscenes, I would already be at three season minimum.

[lone pumice]

[keen plover]

i didn't spend $2000 just for a pixel game to break on me 😭

[hybrid mural]

$2k on what

[lone pumice]

Pc

[misty echo]

I'm praying they mean the pc

[tough perch]

not in this economy, buying a new one will cost you an arm and three legs

[keen plover]

YES

[lone pumice]

A good sign your mods aren't working

[hybrid mural]

Oh i stopped reading at "just for a pixel game"

That was close

[keen plover]

nooo i'm a healthcare virtual assistant + a freelancer so i need my pc to be tip top shape

[vast oxide]

Wait y'all didn't spend 2000$ on stardew?

[keen plover]

playing games at their highest is a plus tho

[vast oxide]

God who spends that much on a game

Sweating

[keen plover]

nah fr, take my money concernedape

[hybrid mural]

Out you go

[lone pumice]

I spent $15,close enough

[devout elbow]

This is so real. I pause to talk about something in here and then remember I wanted to play

[hybrid mural]

For the amount of content stardew offers, i felt like i didn't spend a dime

[lone pumice]

Same

[vast oxide]

Talk to us humie

You can be real with us

[keen plover]

ure better than me, i got it on a sale

[lone pumice]

They cannot

[vast oxide]

is stuck working and the system is crapping out cause the company implemented new systems

[split cedar]

Actually you should add 7 more hours.

[devout elbow]

I unfortunately would need to be exist in order to do this. I am currently a hallucination

[vast oxide]

I knew I was crazy

[lone pumice]

See? Simply cannot be real with us. I was right

[hybrid mural]

Patience.. you need the $$ for stardew

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[vast oxide]

I have a contract that I made a minor edit on, need to make a second minor edit on, and it's been stuck in the "ticket in processing" phase for 2 hours ...

I not sure the stardew money is worth it

[lone pumice]

It definitely is

Think of the two week phase

[keen plover]

LOCK IN

[devout elbow]

9 hours⁉️😨

[keen plover]

ALWAYS WORTH IT

[vast oxide]

[devout elbow]

I got it for free as a gift

[devout elbow]

Two hours is insane

[devout elbow]

It only lasts two weeks?

[vast oxide]

I just tried again and it's still locked

[lone pumice]

For me, usually 💔

[vast oxide]

Can I play stardew now?

[devout elbow]

Yes

[lone pumice]

No.

[devout elbow]

We won’t tell ur boss

[vast oxide]

Oh thank dog

[devout elbow]

I see I see 🤕

[lone pumice]

I lose interest in things extremely quickly, it's hellish ☹️

[keen plover]

do u wfh

[lone pumice]

[vast oxide]

Did I just looked up stardew gifs and is Krobus twerking it server safe? Cause it's so tempting but also wtf lol

[keen plover]

let's code ur timedoctor to not detect stardew

[lone pumice]

Whoever's the mod who raised the CD from 1 - 2 seconds, you're evil

I can't survive like this

[vast oxide]

It's an automatic timer based on chat speed fyi

[lone pumice]

I need my 0 second cooldown

[hybrid mural]

Sounds frustrating, 2 hours and no progress. Does that mean free time at least

[lone pumice]

Oops

Evil timer

[hybrid mural]

Wah sick

[devout elbow]

Yes my brother gifted it to me 🙏

But I agree with you that like, this game has plenty of value for the price even if it’s full price

[restive basin]

how do i download this on pc even tho i only own it on google play?

[hybrid mural]

He knew what's good, converted you to Shane's cult leader

[lone pumice]

Download it from Google play

[restive basin]

then i can play on pc?

[lone pumice]

No idea, I just guessed

[restive basin]

i want to do multiplyer

[vast oxide]

Yah um that's not how Google play works

[lone pumice]

I assume if you were to download it from Google play it would still be the mobile version anyways

[vast oxide]

Otherwise Lads would be on pc

[hybrid mural]

Id assume you need to purchase them separately, both on google play and steam

[vast oxide]

Thank God it's not y'all don't need that much power

[devout elbow]

For real (he didn’t foresee these consequences)

[vast oxide]

The mobile app is cheaper than the PC version so that would be a crap business model if it was possible to do that lol

[keen plover]

YOU MEAN THE IMPORTANCE

stardew is simply the catalyst of all that is good

[lone pumice]

There's ways to do it I think but it would just still be the mobile version which isn't easy to play with a mouse

[dusk rover]

what youtube video ideas related to stardew would you like to see?

[hybrid mural]

Yeah, would be way too generous.

[lone pumice]

Are you a streamer perchance

[weak oxide]

[vast oxide]

I try to be but have 0 motivation and not for cozy games

[split cedar]

…hehe

[lone pumice]

Help that's too real

[split cedar]

Not sleeping at all does wonders.

[lone pumice]

Not to your health

[weak oxide]

I like goofy challenge ones. I've been watching the tile locked challenge.

[split cedar]

Shh.

[lone pumice]

I mean, it's a great idea to not sleep!

[split cedar]

This year THE summer event came later than expected.

[lone pumice]

What is THE summer event

[vast oxide]

Last time I streamed it was Observation Duty and we found out that observation duty added nsfw comedy content and I was like "open thank God I didn't press live on tiktok"

[keen plover]

stardew coachella mod ?!

[lone pumice]

Yikes

No witnesses

No typo here

[keen plover]

im dyslexic i thought u typed it right tbf

[vast oxide]

Who said that

[lone pumice]

You

[novel thistle]

@lone pumice You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[lone pumice]

Shh

[keen plover]

oo

[lone pumice]

[keen plover]

WHYYY

[lone pumice]

Why don't we have angry Krobus

[keen plover]

is this not celebratory worthy

[weak oxide]

Krobus is too nice to be angy.

[split cedar]

Because Krobus is baby.

[keen plover]

[hybrid mural]

Krobus too lovely like that

[lone pumice]

Krobus has such a funny angry expression

[hybrid mural]

[weak oxide]

The word naughty only ever makes me think of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[lone pumice]

Such sass

It looks so funny I cant

[vast oxide]

What about that Krobus gif?

[weak oxide]

Hm?

Oh.

[lone pumice]

Yes

[restive basin]

guys i figured out how to play wiht people without the same wifi

[weak oxide]

That does not make me think of Courage. It makes me think Krobus is having a fun wholesome time...

[hybrid mural]

Yeah that krobus looks damn hostile

[restive basin]

just download Zeroteir one

hopefully it works

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/krobus-my-beloved-stardew-valley-heart-gif-27662599

[hybrid mural]

Did you get that after the divorce

[lone pumice]

It's a reddit post

I don't even have 1 heart with Krobus

LMAO

[hybrid mural]

Wah

[lone pumice]

I saw it one time and found it absolutely hilarious enough to save

[restive basin]

im a robot beep bop beep

[keen plover]

i love his interaction when u ||ask him to go to the movies||

[lone pumice]

Clanker

[restive basin]

damn lol

[lone pumice]

I don't even have that unlocked smh

[devout elbow]

I read the word root beer into this before I looked closer

[weak oxide]

Krobus is good. He deserves friends.

[lone pumice]

Lol

[restive basin]

pfft

[lone pumice]

He's one of my next choices to max out hearts with. I have Alex, Leah, Abby, and Haley maxed

I have Emily and Granny at 6 hearts

[weak oxide]

He loves Horseradishes!

[lone pumice]

I only have two characters at 0 and they're ||Krobus and Dwarf||

[lone pumice]

Krobus?

[weak oxide]

Yup.

[lone pumice]

If only I wasn't in the start of winter 😔

I can use spare wild seeds in my greenhouse 🤑

[keen plover]

how bout ||diamonds||

[lone pumice]

I guess I can sacrifice 750 gold once in a while...

[keen plover]

super worth

[lone pumice]

Maybe I should buy a ||void egg|| to give him ||void mayo||

[keen plover]

yessss i always give him that

[vast oxide]

God I would love to play stardew on my switch since the system is only getting worse at work, but I can't live without elles mods anymore

[lone pumice]

Ill put the evil chicken with my ||dinosaurs||

[keen plover]

spicy chicken

[vast oxide]

He's their leader now

[lone pumice]

Oops wrong symbol again

[lone pumice]

Or their dinner

[vast oxide]

Those aren't spoilers

[lone pumice]

Well you can only get the egg from ||skull cavern||, right?

[vast oxide]

Chickens are descended from raptors and trexes, and bird have been re-evolving back into having teeth again and may become dinosaur like again

[vast oxide]

You can get it in any mines or just digging around

[lone pumice]

Oh okay then

[vast oxide]

If you hlare lucky enough

[split cedar]

Game’s starting to lag after 16 hours.

Hmmm.

[lone pumice]

i assumed it was ||skull cavern & any of the other end game mines|| because that's only where you can find them as an enemy

[split cedar]

Whatevs. Still playable.

[vast oxide]

I WONDER WHY

[split cedar]

IT’S STILL PLAYABLE. SHUT UP.

[lone pumice]

Just close it and open it again

[vast oxide]

Will never forget the girl asking for tech support with her gallion mods only for us to find out she was playing on like a regular notebook 😭

[split cedar]

IT JUST FREEZES HERE AND THERE.

[split cedar]

NEVAH.

[lone pumice]

You're beyond saving

[lament depot]

Lewis saying this at like 3pm is crazy

[vast oxide]

If you keep the smapi window open you can see what message pops up when it freezes and pinpoint the issue

[lament depot]

what is he French

[vast oxide]

I mean most farmers work too hard

[vast oxide]

Have you ever lived on a farm? Played stardew?

[split cedar]

As you can see I did worse than this.

[lone pumice]

Oh my

[split cedar]

There are no pinpointed issues.

It’s just the game begging me to stop.

[weak oxide]

Frick Nintendo...

[vast oxide]

Well you don't say 😂

Literally torturing smapi

[lone pumice]

What's elles mod

[keen plover]

the rumble for fishing on a switch messed with my fingers after awhile

[split cedar]

Ugh… FINE I RESTART.

[vast oxide]

I mean use but my gaming monitors at home double as my home office monitors and are connected to my office laptop

[vast oxide]

She does buildings and animals

[lone pumice]

I see..

[split cedar]

HAPPY NOW???

[vast oxide]

It doesn't show the mod count

[lone pumice]

That is a horrible abbreviation

[split cedar]

Corner down on the left.

[split cedar]

?

[lone pumice]

No more 9 hours

[vast oxide]

Does show the scroll wheel 👀

[split cedar]

I saved the screenshot.

[lone pumice]

Darn

[lone pumice]

Still back in the minutes place

[split cedar]

Not for long.

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/how-can-you-read-this-no-pictures-gif-15201067

Lmao

[split cedar]

IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT. 129 ELEMENTS.

IT’S ITALIAN, NOT THE JUNIMOS’ LANGUAGE.

[keen plover]

close enough

[lone pumice]

I'd consider 56 minutes a while

[lament depot]

i meant the beer at 3 pm thing lol

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-read-gif-22252869

[split cedar]

Gne gne.

[lone pumice]

[vast oxide]

Ohhhh

[lone pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[vast oxide]

Not the peaches

[lone pumice]

Ew why can you put the toolbar on the side

It looks so wrong

[vast oxide]

Fricken AI art is over taking the Stardew merch searches on Etsy I hate it

Does Concerned Ape have a place to report stuff like that?

[lone pumice]

Honestly, it's not even worth it to try and shut down. It's practically impossible to stop it, especially since ai art is so easily accessible nowadays

[lament depot]

random thing

i hope 1.7 lets you sort your dresser items alphabetically

[vast oxide]

The same people did the same thing with the copyrighted art for Palia and then tried to get a bunch of palia streamers to partner with them. I reported it the Singularity about 3 weeks ago

[vast oxide]

Ohhhhh

[lament depot]

all my hats are in one dresser but they're all over the place and it's really hard to find a specific one

(i have 2 Cowgal Hats and they're not even next to each other on the list)

[split cedar]

Oh, finally ||the witch came.||

About time.

[lone pumice]

||The witch drops off an egg or smth right||

i haven't gotten it yet so I wouldn't know. I saw smth about it in the wiki tho

[split cedar]

Yup.

[devout elbow]

This sucks 💔💔 AI sucks

[split cedar]

???????

[vast oxide]

I was looking stardew merch

I have the shopping itch

And it was some game pad with an image of the jelly fish festival but because it's AI the jellies weren't even in the water 😭

Who buys that crap

[weak oxide]

My mum got me AI art pillow covers for Christmas.

[vast oxide]

Yikes

[weak oxide]

So uh, clueless people.

[split cedar]

…bruh.

[devout elbow]

This is real and why I’m going to the mall today 🙏

[vast oxide]

There is another with that's made like a biologist chart of stardew crops and you can tell it's AI cause the "crystal fruit" is literally quartz chunks

[dusk copper]

We should execute the creators of AI

[keen plover]

ermmm, i mean on the bright side there was an attempt to be loveyy

[vast oxide]

Depending on eye sight, if her mom isn't familiar with star dew it may not have been obvious

[weak oxide]

Personally my shopping itches are restricted to trading cards, games and clothes so I'm relatively safe from AI.

[weak oxide]

They weren't Stardew ones. Just AI cats. But yeah, she meant well, and the pillows themselves were nice and soft.

[split cedar]

…wut.

[lone pumice]

yes

[vast oxide]

I just found AI version of the art one of you have as your profile banner

[weak oxide]

Taking art and making it worse. Fantastic.

[vast oxide]

"80$ for a screen print crew neck" as someone who knows how those are made, heck nah

Got embroidered chickens in my cart lol

[lone pumice]

Insane

[weak oxide]

If you can do crochet, there's some cute designs people have made out there. My girlfriend has Stardew chickens on her crochet to do list (she's currently making some Pokemon though)

[vast oxide]

I bought this one. I don't need another hobby I'll start and never finish

Those chickens would end up without heads. And while I hate Shane, I'm not THAT cruel

[lone pumice]

You are cruel

[weak oxide]

... Does that Cactus have a butt?

[vast oxide]

Yes, like the junimos

[oak flare]

Hey guys!

Was playing SDV, just a minute ago and a frickin crow ate my crops, does anyone know how many tiles I need to limit to before crows come?

[weak oxide]

Scarecrows keep Crows away.

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

Scarecrow Range

Also check out this handy interactive planner!

To use this command, type !scarecrow.

[weak oxide]

They keep crops in that range around them safe from crows.

[oak flare]

I'm level 0 on farming I can't craft cause I started a new game. (Map to big) I planted 48 crops in max of like seven across and seven vertically, and still lost my crops.

[weak oxide]

If you can't make a scarecrow yet, that's because CA is a meanie and it's behind having Level 1 in Farming, so you just have to put up with it for a little longer.

[vast oxide]

That's why you spam the parsnips

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[oak flare]

I'm trying to, I'm out of coin!

[oak flare]

Dang it! I'm trying to yield big profits!

[weak oxide]

It's unfortunate but you just have to deal with it for now ^^'

It shouldn't eat into your profits too badly.

[lone pumice]

What if I want sprinklers

[restive basin]

bruh noone has xbox bro im cooked

[lone pumice]

Correct

no xbox users here
sweating

[restive basin]

i just want to play a multiplyer game but noone has a damn xbox

[lone pumice]

Yes, I AM copying you, Stormy

[echo basin]

iirc crow will start attack then you have more than 15 crops. Below than that, crow wont attack. But i suggesting you build scarecrow

[oak flare]

I just unlocked scarecrow, so I'm working on it. Frickin crows!

[restive basin]

bruh imagine playing on xbox cloud gaming on ur phone (me)

[weak oxide]

I legit did not know it was based on number of crops. That feels a little unintuitive.

[lone pumice]

I only get 1-10 crops taken per season. Id take having 70 crops growing over putting scarecrows where there could be sprinklers

I genuinely don't know how a scarecrow works with sprinklers

I don't see how it's possible

I'm too stupid to figure it out

[weak oxide]

The range on Scarecrows is pretty big so it's not too hard.

[restive basin]

if u get the greenhouse will crows attack there?

[lone pumice]

It is? I genuinely thought it was only the 8 adjacent tiles 💔💔💔

[lone pumice]

Nope

[restive basin]

ok good

[lone pumice]

They should have a rare event where a giant fat crow breaks in and eats all your crops

[restive basin]

ong that wood be funny asf

[lone pumice]

Wood?

[weak oxide]

!Scarecrow

[novel thistle]

Scarecrow Range

Also check out this handy interactive planner!

To use this command, type !scarecrow.

[restive basin]

lol auto correct and very funny

[echo basin]

I hope we have thing to counter those bird

[lone pumice]

nope

the bird is just so fat there's nothing you can do to stop it from consuming all your crops

[restive basin]

imagine they add guns so u can shoot monsters and crows

[lone pumice]

Slingshot

Definitely just as effective

[restive basin]

still a raygun woud be nice lmao

[weak oxide]

Knowing CA, it'd be a friendly NPC that somehow compensates you.

[restive basin]

im married to abigail i love her my dream girl

[oak flare]

Sorry back, life stuff, apparently it's 15 crops before attack, question is does it have to be total or.... Consecutive?

[lone pumice]

Gives you back 10% of the seeds

[weak oxide]

Or just coughs up the crops it ate fully grown at gold quality.

[lone pumice]

Great feature, CA should take notes

[lone pumice]

Ultimate prank lol

[oak flare]

Also Axl, I just find it annoying to lose 4-5 crops per yield, though I suppose I could plant 100+ and only lose 5 which leaves 95... right?

[left reef]

Does anyone know if there's a specific cutscene involving Clint if I have the 10 hearts on all Bachelorettes? (Is this spoilers)

[lavish basin]

||Nah, the group cutscenes are with all bachelors/bachelorettes||

[left reef]

How do I do that censor?

[lavish basin]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. You can also type /spoiler. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[lavish basin]

||Like this||

[restive basin]

!dulexe scarecrow

[left reef]

|| hello ||

Oh got it

[restive basin]

why doesnt it work?

[lone pumice]

How did you do that

[lavish basin]

The command is !deluxe

[oak flare]

Or use the / command than type spoiler, that's how I do it.

[lavish basin]

Magic ✨

[restive basin]

!deluxe Scarecrow

[novel thistle]

||This is the area covered by the deluxe scarecrow, obtained by owning all 8 rarecrows||
|| https://stardewvalleywiki.com/mediawiki/images/c/c6/Deluxe_Scarecrow_Range.png ||

To use this command, type !deluxe.

[restive basin]

ok so how much crops does it protect?

[lavish basin]

Check the link

[lone pumice]

OH mt goodnes

My phone is so laggy help

[echo basin]

Add \

[lone pumice]

can you craft/obtain more

[spice sequoia]

Is there an overwhelming "best" enchant for each of the tools?

[oak flare]

Oh God that's a lot of space!

[lone pumice]

||spoiler||

Oh wow

They eat. That's how they work. They also occasionally fly.

[oak flare]

Apparently they eat 1 crops per day, idk I just dislike them.

[restive basin]

what seeds can u plant in spring that go on in summer?

[left reef]

|| so there's no specific cutscenes from clint if I have the Bachelorette group 10 hearts thing? Are you sure? I was literally dating THE WHOLE TOWN and I got a cutscene with clint at the bar where he was like "sighh nobody wants to date me, it seems everybody seems to like you, they like you but not me, im such a unlovable loser, im having no luck with girls im so lonely, nice guys truly finish last heh" AND I FELT SO BAD LIKE I WAS DATING EVERYONE AND CLINT WAS JUST DEVASTATED😭 and I talked to him and he was like "I didn't even want to get into blacksmithing, my father forced me into the profession, my life is meaningless and im so alone" ||

[restive basin]

can anyone answer my question?

lol

[oak flare]

I planted 48 Consecutive parsnips...cause profit.

[pine vale]

Coffee and ancient fruit last 3 season full

[tough perch]

"Sir why can't we eat those parsnips?"
"Professionals have standards"

[restive basin]

how do u plant ancient fruit bc i have some but no seeds

[tough perch]

It dies yeah

[oak flare]

Uh idk if it's a spoiler here, can dm you how though.

[restive basin]

ok pls do

[pine vale]

Just check on Google and yeah they died. Sorry for the wrong info on coffee beans lol

[restive basin]

yes pls

[oak flare]

Sent.

[left reef]

Hm? @lavish basin so none? I swear I saw that cutscene😭 Clint was in the bar

[lavish basin]

I think it's just one of his heart events and a coincidence that you were dating all the girls

[lavish basin]

Probably this?

[hybrid mural]

[pine vale]

Yeahh I just never really plant coffee before so I thought it grow for all three season like ancient fruit

[restive basin]

how do i get sap i did the turner or whatever and put it on the tree but its been a while and its not producing

[oak flare]

Believe you gotta wait for it to eventually make some, it does take a bit.

[restive basin]

ok can u plant fruit trees in the greenhouse?>

[pine vale]

Idk how act crazy is supposed to be an advice

[left reef]

|| YES thats it😭 but that wiki isnt 100% specific to the dialogue. It was PAINFUL to witness. Word for word he said he had 0 luck with girls, his life was shit, then mentioned that "i" seemed to have luck with girls and asked for advice 😭 ||

[pine vale]

Yup you can

[left reef]

This it so funny

[restive basin]

how long does it take to gropw?

[oak flare]

Full season.

[left reef]

Apparently gives Hella friendship too

[oak flare]

So if you planted it on summer 2 on fall 2 it'll be ready for production.

[left reef]

I just said act natural and he was like "I ahmmm broEwhh!" Like what do I say to that😭 if it doesnt work it doesnt work

[tough perch]

Luck? Bitch I just give her rocks lmfao

[restive basin]

ok and how many days does it take for the fruit to regrow?

[left reef]

Cuz Im the main character and he is the ogre blacksmith

[oak flare]

After the tree is fully grown after 28 days, it should start growing fruit the next day.

[left reef]

Wow that was harsh but genuinely this game is crazy😭 ever since the start when I first played i found the relationships wack

They're so transactional😂

Like a point based system

Where's the DIALOGUE where's the INTERACTION

I feel like this is japan rent a girlfriend

[weak oxide]

Technically you can fully marry someone by only talking to them.

[left reef]

BUT IT ISNT EVEN TALKING THATS THE PROBLEM🤣🤣

The mechanic is so scuffed

[tough perch]

Brother is acting like people irl marry without spending money for gifts/dates

[left reef]

DUDE

[lone pumice]

Funniest part is they're a perfect match too 😭
Clint mines and gathers ores and gems, Emily loves those gems and ores. Clint is introverted and Emily is Extroverted, and usually that's a strong dynamic in relationships

[left reef]

ITS LIKE. DAILYYYY GIFFTTTTSS

Basically a fkn sugar daddy

[split cedar]

||The witch came for a second time in the span of four in game days…||

[weak oxide]

But yes, it's a video game with a ton of other systems, it doesn't have a realistic simulation of relationships. I don't think any game does that well.

[lone pumice]

Js bragging now

[restive basin]

omg i didnt read the action and i just relized i pushed yes for a baby 😭

[lone pumice]

LMAO

[left reef]

@weak oxide LITERARLLY THO🤣 you know when you talk to them like once or twice a day and the game blocks you out from interacting with them

[oak flare]

Oh no! 🤣🤣🤣

[left reef]

Not the mention it isnt even conversations🤣

Its just that they tell me things and I stand there like a goof😭

[restive basin]

nbut the baby isnt here y?

[left reef]

Feels like a fucked up nosleep world

[oak flare]

Wait 14 days, your spouse will comment on it.

[weak oxide]

Yes. It's a video game.

[tough perch]

You do know it's juat a game right?

[left reef]

Im in purgatory where I cant talk to anyone I just tap on their shoulder, they spout out a random ass sentence and then block me the rest of day😭

[lone pumice]

Just using this as a reaction image now

[stiff bloom]

Hii everyone

[oak flare]

Hello.

[split cedar]

Tsk tsk tsk.

[left reef]

Why u guys saying that😭 that doesnt excuse 0 dialogue lmao

[stiff bloom]

I fell in love with the fact that Krobus was born in an egg 😭

[left reef]

Yea sometimes I notice

[pine vale]

Looks like someone just got kicked out

[weak oxide]

To be fair, reading your messages I wanna stop talking to you as well.

[restive basin]

hi hru today?

[stiff bloom]

How are you?

[tough perch]

Then why not suggesting ideas instead of complaining

[left reef]

But it should 100% be full conversations with multiple choice questions

[stiff bloom]

Hey?

[left reef]

Like some sort of diverse relationship thing instead of point based

Its too scripted were in 2026😭

[restive basin]

srry i thought u said hi everyone so i just wanted to say hi srry for bothering u

[left reef]

The bully game had more depth than these relationships

[weak oxide]

It has dialogue, it also has an abundance of other content. Expecting it to be incredibly complex is entirely on you.

[tough perch]

Then go play sim date games

[left reef]

I have to say i love the cutscenes tho

[oak flare]

Doing okay, life is life, hbu?

[left reef]

They have. Character

[echo basin]

[tough perch]

No one makes you play sdv🤷‍♂️

[weak oxide]

-# When do you think the game came out for this to be relevant.

[lone pumice]

Emily has the most wild cutscenes ever like what is happening

[left reef]

Im not blaming anybody lol and I cant have expectations for something that doesnt exist lol

[lone pumice]

The only normal one is 4 hearts

[spice sequoia]

The Master enchant on the fishing rod does it have any effect if im lvl 10 fishing?

[tough perch]

Enters house
"Where the hell am I"

[left reef]

But this is some critique I have and opinion about the relationship mechanic

[weak oxide]

You're ranting in a way that makes it seem like a gaping flaw.

[left reef]

?

[restive basin]

srry mb if u dont want to talk thsats fine just wanted to say hi and see how ur doing srry

[weak oxide]

The way you phrase criticism impacts how it's received.

[stiff bloom]

BLITZO??

[weak oxide]

The game did not come out in 2026, so what does the current year being 2026 have to do with literally anything.

[left reef]

Its not a flaw. Thats just " how the game is " i just find it strange lol. Of course the game has its quirks and the dev made the mechanics this way with intention its not a personal attack to you or them dude😭

[stiff bloom]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[left reef]

The fact that this isnt a Oregon trail arcade game

[echo basin]

Anything after community center/joja membership can't be discuss here. Its better at #stardew-spoilers

[left reef]

Even if it wasn't made recently, I would love a update/revamp of the conversation stuff

[spice sequoia]

ohhh sorry 🙁

[echo basin]

No no its alright. I ping you at that channel before

[lone pumice]

I don't understand that cause you can get all levels to Level 10 and not have the cc finished

I'm not arguing I just don't understand the reasoning behind making it a massive spoiler that can't even be discussed here

[restive basin]

bro imagine having 15mil on ur farm bc u farm till u pass out

hey btw do fish ponds produce stuff?

[left reef]

Does the return scepter send you to house, or is it like a farm totem?

[lone pumice]

By waiting

[left reef]

They give roe.

The legendary fish dont ask for shit

The normal ones do

[restive basin]

whats thhat?

[pallid badge]

yeah sometimes its rly good

[left reef]

They are needy

[lone pumice]

Why my fish giving me commands bro

[left reef]

The fish eggs

[grizzled umbra]

yes!!

[pallid badge]

fr the farmers better then that

[left reef]

" WE DEMAND DIAMOND "

Like what the fuck ur a fish dog

[grizzled umbra]

they all (i think) produce roe but im p sure some of them als produce other things occasionally

[left reef]

🤣

[pallid badge]

then they give you like 2 roe

[weak oxide]

I never said I took it as such, you're just not communicating your thoughts in a way I find productive is all. I do think the conversations and interactions are lacking too, it's just how hyperbolic you were being, and that it came across as a dismissive manner.

[left reef]

What??

[weak oxide]

Also imo, reasonable criticism should take into account like, feasability?

[grizzled umbra]

oh also if u gwt a fih pond do the sturgeon firat

[pallid badge]

are they licking the diamond or something?? Like what

[grizzled umbra]

my fat ass blobfishes wanted a PIZZA and COOKIES!

[pallid badge]

they are blobfish i mean im not saying anything but

[grizzled umbra]

fair

[left reef]

This isnt like im delivering a personal letter to concerned ape himself😭 and I promise what I said isnt a personal attack to you or the devs. I dont know why ur taking offense and fighting tooth and nail for the honor of the dev when I didn't even do anything😭

[restive basin]

what fish can go into the pond bc my fish say they dont want to go in

[left reef]

People are allowed to have desires of stuff or changes added to the game

[weak oxide]

... I'm just talking to you, I'm not feeling attacked.

[pallid badge]

you have to clear it first did u do that

[grizzled umbra]

you cant put different fish into an already occupied pond

[restive basin]

oh ok

[left reef]

U dont need this mindset of "ITS PERFECT AS IS, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST SOMETHING DIFFERENT"

The whole i love pancakes "so you hate waffles"? Thing😭

[weak oxide]

... I never said that though...

[grizzled umbra]

but fear not thy reproduce on their own so u can start with 1 and that 1 will tuen into 10 with time

[restive basin]

ok

[pallid badge]

Bruh we are trying to talk abt fish ponds lol 😭

[grizzled umbra]

[left reef]

Ten fish or ten roe

[grizzled umbra]

ten fish

[left reef]

You were getting defensive like nothing needed changing and basically criticizing me for even suggesting that such a system changed

Like, REALLY defensive

This was never a debate😭

[mossy prawn]

Hm?

[oak flare]

Hey, just like you everyone can also have an opinion of what you said and what they think, and have the ability to voice that opinion, but that's besides the point, it's just discussion it's not that deep and we should all mellow out a bit.

[left reef]

True that

[pallid badge]

throwback to the time my internet disconnected so i lost my progress of catching one of the rly important fish

[left reef]

I eoulda just loved to keep talking about it but conversation went a weird way lol

Also about the emily

[weak oxide]

That's just how you feel? I literally told you I didn't feel attacked or anything and was just talking to you.

[grizzled umbra]

yk rn i hav a sturgeon pond and a blobfish pond. the blobfish are just bc i want a lot of pearls (relly pretty plus good gift for my wonderful wife haley)

[pallid badge]

oh whats the chance of a pearl? Are they often?

[mossy prawn]

I came in at a wrong time

[grizzled umbra]

let me check.. prety sure theyre rarw but i have hope

[pallid badge]

Nah ur good share ur opinion on fish ponds with us

[oak flare]

I have never gotten the fish pond.

[weak oxide]

Fish Ponds are neat.

[left reef]

I honestly think different😭

[grizzled umbra]

2 percent!

[pallid badge]

Yeah i love when they change color based on the fish

[pallid badge]

not terrible ig

[grizzled umbra]

but i have hope!!!

[oak flare]

they do WHAT!?

[weak oxide]

They take so much less maintenance than animals and feel more interesting.

[restive basin]

bruh i acidenty clicked the wrong button and bought 293 auto grabbers

[grizzled umbra]

they do!

[weak oxide]

Some fish change the colour of the pond water.

[left reef]

I feel like the whole "i have what you want thing" was like a really red flag😭 but this just opinion. Almost like Clint was desperate and was just going for that angle

[restive basin]

and how do auto grabbers work?

[grizzled umbra]

LMAOOO

[pallid badge]

i got a rainbow fish pond for prismatic shards and when i finally got one without the pond, the pond produced one the next fay

[left reef]

That dynamic could sometimes go fucked

[oak flare]

I can have purple fish ponds!???

[left reef]

Wtf how

[lavish basin]

Place them in the animal building and they collect animal produce except truffles

[lavish basin]

Super cucumber pond

[echo basin]

Yes.

[weak oxide]

With Super Cucumbers (They're very friendly and good)

[tough perch]

Very healthy too

[oak flare]

I want purple fish ponds!!!

[grizzled umbra]

i have 1 with (barn) and 1 without (coop)

[restive basin]

oph ok

[left reef]

Who was the person wanting fish ponds? The original guy?

[tough perch]

Not sure why it becomes so healthy when it purps but eh

[left reef]

What rod u got

Fishing lvl

[vast oxide]

Huh

[pallid badge]

you’d think it be the opposite like it looks kinda radioactive

[tough perch]

One day i will know what she wants it for

[grizzled umbra]

theyre the honorary woke fish

[left reef]

Does the large coop ONLY able to hold the high tier coop animals? Or can I get the best coop and pack it with chickens?

[pallid badge]

the regular ones have a negative effect on the player

[tough perch]

Prob tea party or sth

[grizzled umbra]

u can get it with any coop animal ur heart desirss

[left reef]

Good to knownice

[grizzled umbra]

yw

[left reef]

Hyh

[pallid badge]

dye maybe?

[tough perch]

Normal sea cucumber is toxic but the purple variant is very healthy

[lone pumice]

Wait when did that happen

[grizzled umbra]

put the flower on the cucumbers head

[left reef]

Wdym

[grizzled umbra]

cute littlw accessory ❤️‍🩹

[oak flare]

Are you talking to me?

[left reef]

I was replying to this

[pallid badge]

Lol yeah

[left reef]

And the reply to this that replied to that

[restive basin]

can u sell smoked fish?

[pallid badge]

yes

[left reef]

Whoever was the person asking pond questions

That seemed new

[slim basin]

Whats a good name for a void chicken?

[pallid badge]

its double price i think… but double check

[lavish basin]

That's the point, it doubles the value

[left reef]

Yea I think they sell good too

[lavish basin]

Chaos or nyx

[lone pumice]

Soup

[oak flare]

I asked about colored fish ponds idk if that counts.

[left reef]

Fuh yuh

[slim basin]

Tyyy

[left reef]

Wdym colored huhh

[slim basin]

I was thinking shadow or chaos

[oak flare]

Yep!

[lone pumice]

It sells for double the price

[weak oxide]

Jen (the Hen)

[left reef]

Like the natural color they automatically make for the fish thats in it

[oak flare]

They apparently change colors.

[pallid badge]

you can have a colored fish pond depending on the fish living in it

[grizzled umbra]

yes, infact smoking fish makes them more valuable (if i recall correctly)

[lone pumice]

No

[weak oxide]

Smoked Fish also benefit from both the Fisher and Artisan bonuses I believe.

[grizzled umbra]

the seeds definitely are

[left reef]

Artisan? Really

I am strict artisan refuser

[lone pumice]

Because it's something you can do with a sunflower and super cucumber

[left reef]

Never tried never will that feels like selling my soul to this game😭

[lean robin]

Why?

[left reef]

I never touched that always did crop growth

[pallid badge]

maybe some kind of exotic sushi

[left reef]

Ill sell my plants raw. Artisan feels like selling my soul

[grizzled umbra]

whyyyyy😢

[oak flare]

Artisan is just like jams, jellies, cheese, mayonnaise, etc...thats not selling your soul to the game.

[left reef]

Turning into a farmisized jojacorp😭

[vast oxide]

Ohhhhh

[left reef]

The fuckin keg mazes for max earnings and shit

[lone pumice]

Well.. maybe it's a love potion?

[pallid badge]

wait what if they are making like girly shampoo or lotion maybe?

[left reef]

No thank you Ill do my plants the farmers way🥺

😭😭 no selling my soul

[grizzled umbra]

i chose it and its really good.. gives me more mons for my hard work

[oak flare]

But that's also a farmers way...

[left reef]

I 100% know the value of artisan and why everyone does it

[grizzled umbra]

which means more furniture i can buy

[left reef]

I just cant bro that feels like a line I cant cross and I cant go back😭

[pallid badge]

i mean its stardew valley so

[oak flare]

No it's literally what farmers do, they process their crops into things and sell them at farmers markets.

[pallid badge]

a love potion doesnt seem super crazy

[lone pumice]

That's the point

[left reef]

It doesnt feel right😭 also most farmers sell their crop raw. Its other companies that process that shit into specific goods

Rarely do farmers do both of those at the same time

[pallid badge]

Lmao

[lucid heart]

Good morning/afternoon

[lone pumice]

Evil morning

[pallid badge]

afternoon for me

[oak flare]

Um...no they sell raw crops and homemade processed products like jellies and jams and pickled and things like that.

[sudden scarab]

hello hi! daytime yay!

[pallid badge]

stay safe cuz of that huge storm folks!

[grizzled umbra]

hii

[pallid badge]

i got off school early bc of it 🤩

[left reef]

Sometimes. Most commercial farmers and anything substantial dont. Its all just raw surplus of yield

[grizzled umbra]

[lucid heart]

Storm?

[sudden scarab]

i like going to farmers markets to get new plants and foods and goods!

[lucid heart]

Where?

[sudden scarab]

that i have never seen before!

[pallid badge]

for est

[grizzled umbra]

i havent went to a farmers market in years 😢

[left reef]

They dont make the applesauce they just make a million apples and sell them to corporations for pennis on the dollar

[lucid heart]

Oop i'm est💀

[pallid badge]

eastern coast of america

[grizzled umbra]

ill have to go sometime when im all grown up

[left reef]

They do the processsing

[pallid badge]

oof

[hybrid mural]

The only real vacation is wasting away in your bed, amen

[left reef]

Thats why farmers always get cucked out of anything substantial even tho their the backbone of this world

[restive basin]

can u use the geode extracter with mystery boxes?

[grizzled umbra]

i think so i dont recall doing it myself though

[sudden scarab]

https://media.zenfs.com/en/usa_today_news_641/6bce9bfc523af44591ec1a9ac6f90ce5 holy heck

[left reef]

😭 like someone building a house, and once finished a guy comes and spraypaints a finish on it, then bumps the price and takes the credit

[sudden scarab]

thats a scary storm

[pallid badge]

lol guys i may be cooked

[grizzled umbra]

good luck my bro

[lucid heart]

Oh America i'm in the Canada part😭

[weak oxide]

Nope.

[pallid badge]

however i missed school so its worth it right?

[grizzled umbra]

aw man

[lucid heart]

Rip America tho😭

[weak oxide]

It's very annoying since it means you still have to use Clint.

[left reef]

Thoughts, ezma, on above stuffs

[sudden scarab]

maybe there one in the area, who knows! internet might tell u, i get a few in the area every spring/summer/fall!

[pallid badge]

6 feet distancing is needed

true

[lucid heart]

Better safe than risking your life in a storm🙂‍↕️

[grizzled umbra]

i live in the lower parts of north america so yea most likely

[restive basin]

i wis there was a auto miler

milker

[left reef]

Heruh?

[novel thistle]

@left reef You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now share images in all channels!

[grizzled umbra]

there is

[oak flare]

Most farmers aren't commercial farmers, there's hundreds of farmers like my family who don't have 10000 cows or pigs or whatever, they're getting paid big bucks however the hundreds of others are small town farmers, and they do both so they give you both options.

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[restive basin]

auto miler

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[restive basin]

milker

[grizzled umbra]

auto grabber. milks cows for u and collects all otherr products besides ttuffles if u put it in their respective bulding

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[left reef]

Oh yes I get those a hundred percent. If its a small scale family farm, that just sells excess and has the freedom to do with their harvest as they wish i get that

[restive basin]

ok

[left reef]

But they arent the ones putting jams and sauces on the shelves, thats what I meant

[grizzled umbra]

i reccomend u put it in the barns first and then in a coop when u has th gold

[restive basin]

can cows get pregnant?

[left reef]

Yes?

[sudden scarab]

"The Auto-Grabber automatically harvests milk from cows and goats [and] wool from sheep[...] when placed in a Barn. "- wiki

[lucid heart]

Yes every animal can

[left reef]

In-game outgsmw

Outgame

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[lavish basin]

Only barn animals

[left reef]

"U mean... you make little humans that come out your WHAT?"

[lavish basin]

Rabbits can't

[lucid heart]

Ah I thought it was everyone

[left reef]

Except those weird creatures that like self produce

[sudden scarab]

thats crazy, thats like what they known for

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[lavish basin]

Coop animals can't reproduce, it's through incubating eggs, except rabbits that you really need to buy more

[sudden scarab]

i guess rabits arent known for growing extra feet though LOL

[restive basin]

wait do i need to have a chest connected?

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[left reef]

OR those deep sea animals that like the male finds a mate and literally ATTACHES itself to the females body and disintegrates, gets absorbed then the female gets pregnant

[sudden scarab]

rabbit feet are baby rabits but marnie is the only person in stardew valley with a foot incubator

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[left reef]

Wait wdym

For the lucky rabbit foot?

[lone pumice]

Just have a coop for every type of animal

[lucid heart]

She should share her foot incubator🙏

[sudden scarab]

rabbits lay "lucky rabbits feet", which are just rabbit larvae, but because the farmer doesnt have a foot incubator but marnie does, she has a monopoly on the rabbit population/market in stardew valley

[left reef]

While im stilll on this rant train also and there's some coal left in the storage. I find the Abigail cutscene where she saves you from a monster completely stupid😭