#stardew-valley
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You use an Ornamental Fan to get the Bridal Top,
i have the top thankfully i just need the bottom part
Then just make a skirt and dye it white.
heyy! does anyone have this website where you can see all the safe spots to place chests?
The Sunflower skirt fits, yeah, it just needs to be dyed.
!pathing
See here for NPC pathing tiles:
oh oki ^^
thank you ^_^
Getting back into stardew put man i keep forgetting events. I am like oh event today but let me do something else i still have time and 100% forget about it. Anyway to get reminders or like go to bed when a event is there it gives a popup?
Hello, so I got like.... 4 prismatic shards in year 1 winter cuz I been skull diving. I already got galaxy sword and donated to the museum. What else can I use it for?
Save them, they're needed later on
Usually you get a mail the day before telling you about the event and time and on the day of the event it usually
Pops up in the bottom corner it has started so you still have time to rush there
Oh yeah, the post cc stuff. I forgot
Yea i get that pop up but not enough for me just missed feast of the winter star. I did some stuff because it starts at 9 am or even if it started at the stat. I rather still use some stamina. But i will be so thinking about what i am doing i will 100% forget about the event and go to bed early.
How is it not enough? When you get the popup, go to the event
I know you can use them as loved gifts for dang near everyone, but idk if it's worth.
But you cant it's still setting up and i don't like waiting so i go do something and forget about it.
You can. When you get the popup is when the event starts
What I usually do is keep a relevant totem on me. So for example if I get mail to say there is a beach event then I can carry a beach totem so soon as the pop up happens I can teleport there
It will literally say like "the feast of the winter star has started in the town square"
You walk into town and you're in the event
hmm then i dont notice that to wide of a screen i suppose
The popup only shows when the event is ready, which is generally at 9am
The farm totem is also a great general one to cover all events and some thing I would never leave the farm with out anyways
I think you usually have a few hours once an event pops up, like you can go anytime as long as it’s like between 9-2 usually
You also get back from events around 10pm usually, so if there is something you need to do quickly on the farm, you have a little time
That is how it exactly works, you don’t need to be there early. It’s also worth mentioning that in the majority of events but not all, your farm animals don’t need to be fed that day as well as the game automatically counts them as being fed as part of the event
What should I do in stardew for a bit?
Mine!
Guh
Don’t wanna mine :(
I hate mining
Oh shit I need money
Uhhh foraging time?
do you think 1.7 will make some of the more hated characters more likeable? we know Clint is becoming dateable now but what about characters like pierre or demetrius who the fandom hates?
how do i play this game i have no idea
That's the best part
You play by learning by doing
Frfr
Befriend everyone
The game is extremely low-stakes, so any time you mess up something it can be remedied. Often somewhat easily, as well.
I hope Demetrius talks about Seb once
I got a cutscene with him and he was being so werid about maru
Progression is doable in virtually every way of which you enjoy the game- you could probably complete the game using only money and gifts sent from befriending people with enough time!
Just treat the first play through as a discovery/self tutorial type thing and by the end of it you will have a better understanding of stuff to do better runs in the future
Let alone with farming what you want, digging what you want, etc
hi everyone
… I’m sorry is your name hummus but spelt wrong or am I dyslexic
OH WAIT IS THAT AN E
can my goats plz stop havign babies
You can turn it off
hi
oh rlly?
Yeah, right click the goats and turn off pregnancy
Just sell em
U CAN SELL ANIMALS?!
YES
like I don't mean removing their flaws, I mean giving them more chances to redeem themselves
HOW I NEED MONEY FOR MY HOUSE
Right click the animal
i think there's a coin icon when you check them
It opens up their menu
OH HALLELUJAH
shows u their price and everything
No, but I’ve had friends call me hummus as a joke, so you’re free to call me that 😭
Yeah it’s humie. Idk if the fancy font makes it confusing
I play in full screen why when I press windows does it restart my pc I’ve had so many issues with this game it’s not funny
Clint has to have some redeeming qualities in his rewrite or else it will seem like he’s settling for you bc Emily isn’t interested
I think 1.7 will make Clint even worse.
what do purple star items mean
I doubt he'd make him a romance able character just to be worse
That's item quality. Purple is the highest
best quality
Oh I’m so sorry but it looks like humic
do i get more money
It would be funny though.
Yeah, iridium quality items sell for double the price
i love how my type is sebastian but i went for shame first and gonna go for elliott next
hey please can anyone play with me rn please!! i just bought the game i wanna try multiplayer
anyone!!
First upgrade options, which should I get?
Damage is priority (15g option)
Guess I only have enough for the... boots? But can I just skip and save coins for further upgrades?
Yeah
Will I miss much if I skip?
No? You just buy the upgrade later
Yeah I always go for dmg
Where can i find iridium ores
After you've unlocked the desert
I did
Tagged you in #stardew-spoilers
none of my business? what could oil be used for thats none of my business
Some geode types can have the ores in them
Mining. I think the dust sprites are a decent coal source
You could use the quarry
I am about to donate a prismatic shard to the museum
Currently summer 22
Dw it's the second one I get, ||I have my future galaxy sword one saved||
Fall 12th here hehe
its summer, George..
Keep mining and you’ll get coal as you go. The dust sprites have a level range of ||41-79||
Ohio skibidi
Ohio jumpscare
Walter White sigma
What's a good early-ish sword for the || skull caverns ||
I hear the same thing from my nana on 80 degree days LOL
You’ll wanna spoiler cover that location
Jesse Pinkman
Steel falchion
What do I do with all my extra iridium
Sell as bars
The bars are used in some recipes
Need battery packs more than bars tho
By recipes I mean like, crafting recipes
Ah I should save them for a slime hutch, I like slime hutches :)
Idk what to name my farm, I'm thinking of something fantasy related but nothing is working
Candlelit farm would be a fun name
Depends what part of the game you are at and if you have a good fishing setup but as a rule fishing is the best method for coal
When you have a decent fishing set up it’s much more time efficient to catch fish and sell them, use the money to buy coal rather that mine the coal directly
Ooh I love that name frl, ty!
I regret ever selling some of my iridium bars🧍♀️
I never sell any bars. I barely sell any gems I get.
If you makes you feel better you should eventually reach a point you can make at least 100 iridium bars daily minimum with out much trouble
Sell some of the fiber it will help and try to do fishing that will all so help
m
somebody please play with me dawg!
The freak
Make a post in #1139016532966506576 and/or reply to others' posts
replying to others is dead asf i'll post
do y'all use controller or keyboard + mouse when playing on PC?
I'm tempted to buy a controller because I'll be on some long plane rides this year but I'm wondering if it's worth
I just got a Switch 2 and have some questions about it before it comes in the mail...
- Does it give a free upgrade to the base game?
- How does mouse mode compare to playing on PC?
Keyboard on PC
Keyboard for me, but I don't think I could use a trackpad if you have a laptop.
I use mouse + keyboard personally
i use a mouse on my laptop, but wondering if controller would be better for times when it's hard to fit a mouse in (like on the edge of the couch or on a plane)
Well I play on a laptop, and I find that the keyboard+mouse combo works for me
The only thing that tends to be a pain consistently is trying to talk to people when they’re moving
Not to be a creep but you have a good taste in men and music
what's a tomato human?
Thank you lmao 😭😭
Arctic Monkeys are good to be fair.
I think in that case Controller might still be a bit smushed but not as bad as finding space for a mouse.
Truuuue
Saw The Fratellis too. They're very similar
Probably a coincidence... Surely...
am I allowed to promote my multiplayer lfg here
where do i find people to play with ? i just joined up
Okay so one time I found a bottle of Heinz ketchup that was branded as “tomato blood” around Halloween. I shared it with some friends. I mentioned I hate ketchup, and they were like “what’s the opposite of a tomato vampire? Tomato human?”
And since I don’t consume tomato blood (ketchup), I’m a tomato human 😭
You can make a post in #1139016532966506576
I don’t think so
I do enjoy them as well. Not as much as frozen primates tho
sobbing cuz why doesn’t shane like the chicken statue 😭😭
i thought he liked chickens
shouldve dyed the statue joja colored
you can dye stuff?
Clothing
i was messing with you, clothes yes, not the statue
ohhh mb mb
nono, my bad 😂
@quick latch We can chat here! But, to answer your question, i do think buying 2-5 of eat will be good! Whatever you can afford works.
sob no i legit can’t tell when people are joking, you’re so good
It's just considered an artifact, and Shane don't care about no Anthropology...
dang
but chicken :(
i bought 12 cranberries now i am tapped
i summon @devout elbow
you got a new follower in the shane cult
haha thats okay. after some cranberry growing, you can sell some of them and buy more crops.
Ok 🙂
You good?
sob idk
when i first played, i married shane- that was like a couple years ago, so im not sure
cranberries initially take (i think) 7 days to grow and then every 5 days after the initial growth, theyll produce another batch. Make sure you water them every day!
but i’ll be apart of the shane cult if you’ll have me :)
sure
Join the Seb cult /hj
loll
It'd be a real shane if you were refused
in the next save >:)
Help me 😂
it was really funny, my sister married sebastian and i married shane years ago
my mum would joke saying i was my sisters mother in law or smth
thanks for the help today i ma log out and study cya later
idk how accurate that was tho, don’t come after me if it isn’t at all ;-;
Goodluck with the studies
This is so peak. I’m the cult leader? 😨😨
I think the more accurate one would be ||Lewis was your secret stepdad||
He only likes them when they’re alive ig 🤕
i’m sobbing.
You can just outright admit that you hold that position with pride, no one here will judge you for it
lol
Idk why but that sounds mean, you're a wonderful person humie
How far are you into your farm?
me?
I mean, imagine if he did just pet dead chickens
SOB SOBBB
Yes
ehhh i think i started the save yesterday but i played it for seventeen hours ;-;
i’m in fall of year one and i’m kinda just moseying
tbh no idea what i’m doing, just farming
Join the seb cult /serious
Keep fishing?
jump in and catch the with your hands ^^
Put in refreshments?
Have a beer?
SIGH
bad idea
Hes never home. But if youre a certain fishing level, you can make more for yourself!
through crafting recipies
im level 9 trying to get level 10
Also, Deluxe Worm Bins
but bait and tackle would make it easier
stardew can be modded right? how do i do that- is it more fun that way? not that it isn’t fun now-
i forgot how to spell it <//3
If you get like, 5 of them it's a little pricy but you'll never run out of bait even if you spend whole days fishing
[[modding]]
Pierre is really clever for putting religious temple in his store/house
ahh thank you thank you!!
[[mods]]
i think you unlocked a bait and tackel recipe in your levels then
also check #modded-stardew
In fact, there's a tackle you can't buy that you get at like Lv9?
Or no, after one of the orders?
i dont wanna waste time going back home to craft em
Quality
Wait, how did you run out of bait? Where’s the bait maker 😮
i want em NOW!!! where is WILLY??
lol well that was your best bet
i forgot to make more before i went to fish
you could go back home and craft then go down and fish in the lake under marnies
Bring the bait maker with you ALWAYS :p
ah sorry, could you do the command one more time-
I just use Deluxe Bait
What slime colours should I go for in the slime hutch?
[[mods]]
Dedicated fishing is so much more profitably than random
thank you thank you ;-;
[[mods]]
i guess
which fish would i pick tho lmao
Does anyone on here play java minecraft🥹 im desperate trying to find people to play with😭 (taking a break from stardewvalley rn)
Depends on season but there usually is always a best in class to aim for until end game then the answer is always lava eel
true
Bruh this Caroline is such a bad wife, she's staying in her bedroom until 1.20pm and counting
i usually fish at the ocean though
That’s probably the best place fish in summer tbf
its kind of already past summer 😭
its fall for me
i might go out fishing in the caves tomorrow though (ingame)
If you get a fishpond, you could try to snag some Woodskips or even just one Ice Pip/Lava Eel
Lava eel fishpond for the spicy eel win
lava eel is the best no
Town and river till 6pm then ocean
He will need extra therapy um
Rainy days you want to go for walleye, regular days till 6 tigers and then ocean for super cucumbers
And as long as you have one, they'll reproduce over time. The Hardwood's nice, Ice Pips are cheaper than eels but MUCH more consistent to catch while getting some ghostfish for snacks/pocket money, and Eels are hell to catch but very worth the cost if you can snag them- low hook rate and only getting trash or eel is kind of painful though as well.
hello
Holla
I think Lava Eel is objectively the hardest non-legendary
With Legend being objective hardest legendary
scorpion is harder than lava eel
They do have an internal Difficulty rating so
Catfish when you're just starting the farm, it's raining you decided to go fish in the river because you're all planned for CC
Then you encounter catfish
it has one of the highest difficulty rating with a dart behaviour
hello!
hi
Hola
it has been a while since I played stardew apparently
I mean tbf with lvl 14-15 fishing the bar is so big it kinda makes all fishing mostly easy unless bad rng
like over a year
What's up!
hello!
Holla
what food gives u 4 or 5 extra levels
i thought dish o the sea was the best with 3
hiiii
Holla
Seafoam, a rod can give +1 (I wouldn’t recommend that though as there’s better options)
[[cooking]]
you can probably get the fishing exclusive food list in [[fishing]]
It doesn’t directly effect the difficulty of fishing but it’s always worth stacking luck as much as you can to
What does luck do to fishing, the rarity?
i think chests
Affects the chests
how often they appear
And the contents
^
Nothing to the fish but it increases the odds for chests which can add some nice money to each day especially from roe
Oooo that could be a way to spawn Dino Egg early
It does and if you get a perfect catch and a chest the bonus xp stack
Yeah
how am i supposed to get flounder now 😭
well i guess travelling cart but
too much rng
Would resetting the day reroll the travelling cart's list?
I see i see thank you

are night carps profitable?
like are they good or should i not waste much time on em
Nothing too special
Best of luck on them lava eels
don’t waste your time on lava eels till a end game place it’s not worth it till then
The spawn odds are to low in the mines
I wonder what monster musk actually smells like anyway
Good day farmers
True, but once I have everything to iridium the only thing ill need him for is breaking artifact proves. He can do the manual labour and ill go home to emily.
Goodday Bunzie
I imagine like a gym after a weekend when the plumbing mixed with the local sewer
hi guys. so i been thinking for some time to get strawdew valley. i was wondering if it is worth it or not!
YES
If you like this type of games
FAAAAAHHH
9/10 worth it
Fish pond?
is there alot to it
I was thinking more like Impact by Timmy Hilfigger (which my rl wife bought me and I absolutely refuse to use unless she makes me because we're going iut or something)
Yeah it's pretty big and still getting updated
Nope
If you do get into it, watch out your weekend might disappear in a flash
Yes, so much
thats good!
But it's so worth it
Yes - to be fair you've come to a place with sdv superfans
And evening and morning and job
😭 Don't let them ruin it, i did that
Guys i wanna finish the community center cuz im on y4 so its about yime also i heard it unlocks stuff but i dont see it on my journal
well i think i am gonna get it today
The community center isn't a quest in the journal, it's the bundles inside the building
Donate the items that the bundles ask for
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
Have you not started it yet?
An example
thats it! i am gettng it.
So thats how you unlock stuff
Wise decision
What have you been doing for the past 4 years 😭
I have nesrly 100h in the game and didint do it
Cc is the main quest lol
Pls do its such a good game
Have you started any of the bundles and not finished or not started
Witcher! Start the chant!
see ya guys!
I barely know what that is i havent been ther ein like 1y
My switch is charging I WANNA PLAY
I recently bought the last bag upgrade so I can rest from not having space
It's nice not having to worry about battery life now that my Switch controller has died. 🕊️
Different rooms different rewards
Click the bundles and see what items it asks for and donate the items
You can play whilts its charging
Just provide the items in the bundle
You need to donate all the items
Donate where?
I don't want to do that
To the bundles
The center, go there and place the stuff
They have slots for the items
Oh ok yeag i see
I showed an example of greenhouse reward, but there are others like minecart, bus repair
Np hope you have fun
Damn i should of done that ages ago
Well i finnaly have something to do
Apart by giving alex as many field snacks as possible
Did he like them field snacks at least?
Ofc he did
I'm curious as to what you've been doing for 4 years whilst ignoring the main quest of the game lmao
How else would i have 5 hearts with him
He talks about the crunchy nuts
Uh grinding expanding profiting
He doesn't hate it even if you found the snack at the trash
Oh my god bunzie 😂
Thats it in a nutshell
Each room has multiple bundles.
Look at the bundles and itll tell you what to donate.
Egnthe spring forage bundle.mightbbe a daffodil horseradish etc.
Take the items yo the bundle and intera t with it andnthen select the needed items in yo7r inventory to add them to the bundle.
You do not need to.donatenthem all at once (eg you can donate a horseradish even if yiu dont have a daffodil)
Once you complete all items in the bundle you get a reward for the bundle
Once you complete all bundles in that room or area you get a bigger reward
Once you complete all rooms/Areas you complete the community centre
Who needs a community center when you can just
Im serious I also got a quest for leah wanting joja cola for stir fry and I found it at the first trash I checked and gave it to her
money
Capitalism
Bro im good thanks but i can figor this out
Alex deserves trash food.
Exacly
Not the trash, this! 😩 😂
Y'all are mean to Alex damn
guys what is this game about? is it like terraria
By the by, if the center seems like a chore more than fun, you can buy a membership at Joja Mart by talking to Morris
He was mean to me first.
Well at least the vault room should be easy
5k gold and now you can just buy each thing rather than do bundles
Wtf did he do to you
I refuse to go there
I love Elliott He's at 6 hearts now
Sexism.
Wait so yall dont constently grind try to expand profits and make a bunch of money?
Not really. It's a farming game.
Alex has specific dialogue if you're a woman
I also don't like the comments about ladies that he makes
Some people do
Wich i am
Oh no he fked up, i nv played as a woman so i never got to taste what isobel is saying
Totally a women
We do but we work on the CC too
is that all its about tho? cuz it has so many players on steam
Atleast my character is i aint
I dont do that
Yeah he talks about having a girl around and yadda yadda
Lol
It's expandable beyond farming
And that's okay too do your own thing
That yadda yadda is so justified ok yeah
There's a lot to do. Exploring, mining, fishing, befriending villagers. Lots of stuff, it's kind of hard to summarise.
But CC will help you out in terms of quality of life
Yall are nicer then the hollow knight and silksong community
Repair the bus get the mine cart to work and stuff
I mean Alex isn't sexist, I say that s going too far. But he def has stereotypical "jock obsessed with girls" dialogue which is just meh for me
I wanna get the green house
So anyways I ship Alex with Harvey
Cuz profits
I ship Alex with me
Wdym by shipping ?
Seeing how nobody's defending Alex, i'm guessing not just for you
I spoke too soon
Hi
🐠
Hello again
This convo has come up more than once, I know it's not just me
How do we explain this hmmmm
I just find him annoying
Like match making
I find him cool
Shipping is when you take two Barbies and make them kiss
Matchmaking one's self with a character
Or two kens, or barbie and ken
You csnt make like idk alex and leah be togheter?
I'm not even wrong guys you know it
No it's just like, your fan theory
Shipping = Wanting a person be with another person romantically
Let's say a good example is ship art of you flr example and alex
Something like that
Oh so like me and alex
Romantically is still a little two restrictive for what it means
Sounds kinda gay ngl but ima girl in sdv so who cares
You draw a character that represents you and you and alex are involved in a relationship
And i love that
so is it friday the 13th or is it pi day 
Yeah might be a little strong there
Yeah it makes senfe but like why
Couldn't catch me a better wording
People find it fun.
The intention is like, to explore dynamics.
Whatever makes tuem happy 
Both
Welcome to a very gay corner of the internet. I think most people talking right now are a little off from binary
How does this person interact with this person.
every 500 shadow shaman u kill u should get 1 iridium bar
Is that a fact bacon
@snow horizon consider it like story telling
Yeppie
busting out the spooky pies then
yes
Good pizza great pizza eh
Every one always talks about the marriage stuff but I just enjoy having a nice farm for me and my dog to chill on away from people 😅
this is so stupid ive been fishing since 6 AM and only reeled in 1 lava eel
I love how it it tagged you lmao
Introvert
Enough to be bred in the fishpond
I want alex with me but no kids
That's very valid
I tried to catch one, failed miserably, and caught trash after trash
Idc how usefull he who i forgot the name of makes them usefull im not having babies
That's possible yes
You can fish there?
Yes
I thought it was décoration or something
Also in the zone that's icy
Is it good.
Ik
Floor 60 and 100 in the mine you can fish
If it has water you can fish
Just try not to break anything if it's your first time fishing in level 100
Screw keeping it a secret, what in god's name can you possibly do with wheat to prank someone.
Joja.
Not really but there are fish exclusive to the place
Does it happen when i max his hearts out
Like ghost fish and lava eel
Ok so useless got it
I prefer imagining the water as lava and complain how the trash don't burn
Something like that, dogs are often better than a lot of people so I prefer their company lol
Marry him and keep saying no to having a baby
Stuff his bed with it?
That's just it
Replace the filling of his pillow
make a yoba thing and replace it with his golden one
Yeah but i mean how do i marry him?
You get me, I like this one
Is there a mod that lets me shoot Demetrius
Mermaid pendant but he must be your boyfriend first
Serious inquiries ONLY!!!!
And how do i do thag?
Like make him my bf
Get to 10 hearts
Is ||Garden Pot|| a spoiler
You also still have to marry him lmao
Max all 8 hearts, buy and give bouquet (from pierre), max to 10, marry with the pendant and that's it
Oh ok i thought it was morecomplicated
This should be a quote but I don't know how to do that
Well k owing idk what that is yes it is
Probably. I think maybe that's a bad idea though. How would you turn in quests to him if you did that.
I guess you can say "no homo" as you sign the marriage certificate but well keep your secret
Speaking of the dogs/cats, I wish we could have heart events for them. Maybe show nice little cut scenes of a walk on the beach, playing in the park etc
Wait no I was mistaken you have to get to 8 hearts and give him a flower Boquet
Yes
bouquet however u spell it
Bucket.
There are hearts after marriage too
Aight thanks
hey guys
I mean a bunch of flower s in a bucket could be considered a bouquet
I got 2 trash can hats
I'll sign mine "very gay" just in case they're not sure.
i have a controversial question
My ears were assaulted
Valid
Oh my god i thought Garden Pot was from Caroline's 2 heart event.. I'm cooked
Go shead
I was mainly thinking of a British TV show from like, the 70s or 80s... 😭
I only ever get the catalogue...
Yo what do ancient seeds grow?
Ancient Fruit
I'm not even familiar with TV shows from my own country, let alone the uk
tl;dr big money fruit
Not missing much, tv sucks here
I'm not really sure speaking of piracy is allowed
I dont even have any friends to play multiplayer with so idk man if you do then dont pirate
True
I feel like multiplayer always ends up in arguing lol
But it's up to you, I don't do co op yet
Discussions around those topics are not allowed, but no, the game is entirely enjoyable singleplayer. I'd still recommend looking into a way to purchase it properly though.
People are protective of their farms/space
Yarrr ima pirate where is the nearest gallion ?
My girlfriend and I didn't argue. The game stressed me out with the time pressure and I gave up though.
Probably Willy's boat /j
The game isn't like friendslop games where you need friends to even play the game, so...
The game is worth every single penny i spent
<@&239770080378880001>
Thansk matey
YO CHILL
im sorry guys
i just bught the game on steam
kappa
Pŕoºve it
Godbless
You just announced you were stealing a game in the server of the game that the games creator is in
Oof
Np
How else were we to react?
Wait the great manthe legend who i still forgot the name of is here
Yes
Concerned Ape
Whats his name
Yeha ik but irl
yall passed the test bruh i was making a video talking about how LOYAL stardew valley fans are, kudos to this community
Unsure if that was dumbest or bravest thing I’ve seen since joining this discord lol
i don't think you're fooling anyone with that
Yes, sure, a "test"
Made my heart skip a beat for sure though
I'm pretty sure his name was Worried Gorilla...
Nah it Anxious Bigfoot
You even literally just said you just bought the game so all of us should chill
Which story is it you wanna run with
thats what im saying i just bought the game guys
uhmm
i bought the game and i was testing...you guys..
You're better off just ninjaing away from here tbh
Yah know even if you delete the message the record still exists right?
O he deleted, he's cooked
You announced you were going to steal the game in order to prove that the fans of a game you only just now bought are loyal and anti-theft
right
Also nothing is ever deleted from discord. Ever. Even you delete the feds can still issue a warrant for the data 
Prove you bought it
by this time I'd just boot them from the server, but hey, that's just me. 🤣
Let's move on y'all
guys i bought it take my word for it on this one
Amen thank you MatchaLatte
Eric barone
the big ape will let this one slide right? 😢
Oh yeah
Nah
u srs?
Public execution
Speaking of buying games, what a month, think I’m going to need a mortgage for every thing lol
Any excuse to bring this up cause it amuses the hell out of me
Move on. Everyone
am i getting the gol d roger treatment rn
I'd say the ape's reaction might be concerning...
Does anyone know whrte i can glaze concerned ape so he sees it ?
Name me your favourite summer crop
right, sorry, joke was too needed
say that again....
Wheat
C O F F E E
No it was not
I like Melons.
Money tree
That's honestly true, I need to not use that phrase. I say need too much.
Star fruit and blueberry probably
Yo star fruit is big money but my lazy ass finds it too much work 😩
Yall said concerned ape was on this server no?
Melons are cute too yeah
He is
carrots
It is
Carrots are a spring crop...
beetroots
For some reason i always laugh whenever i see Patches say soemthing
It's literally right there 
Ah
"the feds"
soemthing
IMA GO GLAZE HIM
I've unfortunately been in a bad situation where I have had to make a fed report. It suck, do not recommend, was a sucky time
I learned a lot about discords workings tho
oh really
hey hey hey mr ape can i have the game on steam
Never say anything you would want read back to you in court 
There was a time i planted starfruits all year round. Not something i'd wanna do again
thx for the advice stormy isobel
Don't beg. Even as a joke it's against the rules
Buy it yourself man, can we just move on
breathe in, hooooooooooooooooooooooooooold, breathe out
This
hell nah kiddo
Wait, can we even grow onions in Stardew?
At this point he's just ragebaiting
Spring Onions
wait i think i might get publicly executed by this server if i say anything else im out
Im pretty you can
Forage, not growable
Wtf is this dialogue
Yeah, but like, onion onions.
But won't wild seeds enable it?
Just read the rules again and don't break them, and you'll be fine
Is that George and his leaks
Wtf you cant grow like,g arlic?
oh oh the mod is here
3 years being away from the game blurred my memories damn
Leaks are onions
So argueable yes
i just entered my machine shed
So the armour he's wearing is stolen from another character and the armour is recognised by the community for looking like an onion.
wait ur a mod
But celery ... 🤔
and half the machines are missing
Okay Demetrius...
That's true, there's a few that I think are in the same family, I think
The best quote of all time
ITS LITERALY AN ONION OMG
They're both belong to the allium genus. But they're still different species
Oh
If I ask for an onion, and you bring me a leek, you're taking the mick.
Well they're both tasty guys, fight me
More than that, in this case I think the guy he stole it from (and threw the guy in a well) actually calls it by such as well.
Leaks are not a type of onion
I'll be homeless 😭
Your onions are guys? Damn, can I trade some in?
I've gotten nothing but Galleeks for months...
I couldn't remember the details. If it happened in the superior game, Bloodborne, I might have remembered.
Not a type but they're probably from the same family
I thought they were ogres?
They are both nice, yeah.
Now I want some leaks
Wait dude we literally have spring onions
No, those have layers. i think they're more like ores?
OGRES
IF I ASK FOR ONIONS, AND YOU BRING ME SPRING ONIONS, I'M KICKING YOU OUT
They are in the same family type thing but there still different things, it would’ve kinda like saying mice and humans are the same because where both mammals
spring onions and "normal" onions are also two different things
(all are allium though lol)
Theoretically, if you just want leaks you can just drool. Same principle. Leeks, though, are a little harder to get.
Yeah my onions are ugly green trolls, like live in the goblin city. Concerned Ape is releasing is 1.7
Gawt dayum 
That's true
What if I bring you onion rings made with leeks?
Everything I knew was a lie
Then I wouldn't realise because I don't like onion rings.
Okay but for real those are all in the onion area of the produce sections so I'm not the Demetrius here 
Is your pet sleeping in front of the door so you can't get in normal? Or it sleeping on the bed so you can't get out of bed
You absolutely are. Don't deny your true nature.
You can go through them.
I'm a sociologist at heart not a biologist how dareth 
If you just continuously walk into them, you'll nudge them aside.
It wouldn't let me go through mine for some reason
Another random fact about fruits veg, Bananas don’t actually grow on trees believe it or not
What is sociology but biology in action at a large scale?
I do prefer the former but that doesn't exonerate you.
They technically grow on a plant/herb
Bananas are also berries botanically
finally, (2 more bundles to go) also I just learned that this also unlocks something else
Sociologist is the study of human behavior and can include physical components like food, civili structure, geology, evelution and archaeology, but ultimately you only take a biology or chemist class if you go into archeology :3
😮 I did not not know that, I just remember reading about the trees before and sat thinking wtf for a long time lol
Bananas also all legally belong to me and me alone, give me the bananas
Haha my real life dog may take issue with that, she loves them lol
So anyways when can I romance gunther
Gunther is physically fused with his desk and can never leave.
Same tbh
hi
comparing language/terms and botanical definition is fun.
strawberries and raspberries are also not berries actually.
fuck u
Gunther? More like gonether given how far that man is from a hug
For the fodder bundle, can I do a mix of quality for the 10 wheat or it all has to be in a stack of 10 to put it in?
Don't be rude
RASMODIUS WHEN
i see how it is
im sorry
I've seen him... In spoiler content place...
👀
i wish the large fish tank could hold more then 3 fish
Definitely is fun, I love learning all the different quirky things of life lol
All 10
Language gets funky, took a class specifically dedicated to how cultural perceptions of biology affect how our etymology is used in different languages. It was a very mind blowing class
(Biology as in perception of our own bodies)
That’s what I thought 💔
guys i have a controversial question
go for it i love controversy
Bananas are considered berries
i forgot
alright.
but i have another question
Eggplants are berries too
mhmm. Which I also explained earlier 
is this game just about farming because that sounds kinda lame do we also kill monsters
Yes
(totally related thing)
We might kill occasionally some monsters, yes
I didn’t see that one
Go watch game trailers
strawberry isnt a berry?
So if we have to cut down bananas plants to get more bananas, when we Concerned Ape introduce using a scythe on banana plants
Sorry Demetrius and Robin.
You're both wrong, tomatoes are neither fruit NOR vegetable 
No
okay
youre lying
It's an Accessory fruit
oh nvm youre right
Its funny in person when you might be playing a trivia type game etc trying to explain to people that bananas don’t actually grow on a tree, they look at you like your crazy lol
Google is free
sorry
Dying cause this game is 10 years old
I did not know pears are also accessory fruits
I mean, aren't they just like apples but softer?
I miss having fruit trees irl 
kinda?
I have no idea what's going on, I just see talks of berries and talks of stardew valley, I think I walked in at the wrong time.
Neither is a lemon
People are channeling their inner demetrius
It is a Stardew channel so Stardew chats feel expected.
no lemons are real
Lemon 😅❤️
Totally all you.
Welcome to Fruit Fight Club
Sureewe
Really, this is the best time
Lemons aren't real either
They’re not naturally occurring
fruit valley
I was expecting Stardew chats, just not berry talks...what's going on with the berries???
no lemons are real
Lemon flavoured cake is the best
They're citrons crossed with oranges or so I heared
Sprout valley 
is bananas a fruit or vegetables
It's full of learning, low-stakes drama, and constant shocks!
Yes
look because to make oranges u need lemons
So it started with how you can't outwit an onion...
Wait does Stardew even have lemon cake?
Didn't match already explain that apples aren't actually a fruit and I simply said "aren't pears like apples but soft"
don't think so
That’s a shame, it should be added to the game
lemon cake ew
Pears and juavas are different right
Yikes 😩
Also guys, the fast majority of fruit you hear is genetically modified. Humans have been doing it for like 10,000 years
lemon cake wdym it should be added
Okay, and how'd it go from there?
why do they modify it? to make it taste better?
Farming results in genetic modification even if accidental
I made a lemon cake for my brother for his birthday bc it’s what he requested
Natural bananas are full of seeds so they remove them
Not necessarily, it's enhancing in terms of higher yield or more nutritional value
That’s amazing and he’s lucky to have you
Vitamins, and so on, like golden rice
Frfr 
You have a grain, you pick the grain, you save some seeds for later. The grain you picked is the grain that made it so your forcing evolution of a plant that really only survives by farming. Humans have been farming longer than written history, say some of the grain is bend and some of it sturdier. Only the sturdier stuff survives and makes it into your basket. By default you're accidentally causing the grain to become more sturdy with every harvest
i see...i think even watermelons are modified
You know, stuff and things.
Who's your favourite Stardew character?
Okay than, how's y'all's day going?
apparently its usually for it to taste better and the nutritional value goes down 🙁
Elliott.......
Elliott.
Maru
Elliott
me
Linus for characters you can’t marry
Shane for characters you can
What about you?
does anyone actually use the dehydrator
Good thank you. ^^
I do
Yes I put my mushrooms in it
Possibly, humans tinker with every thing lol
Where did my message go
Also 3 Elliott fans. I'm used to seeing all the Seb fans.
goodies! And you bun?
It's good for when you don't have 2000 preserving jars to keep up with your copious amounts of produce
I just wanted to explain grain 🌾
guys i have bad news
Not bad. The power went out at JojaMart (work), but I still have like two hours to go, you?
stardew valley has competition...
You also want to have a few raisins
Doing good, trying to figure out how to speed up leveling up for my skills because I'm bored with fishing.
What does that mean
Uhhh, probably Willy. I like Haley for the marriage candidates.
Hope the power comes back on!
Is this grapes made by put through the dehydrator?
That's very fair ngl
theres another game of similar genre doing exceptionally well
Reading can help you there.
Mushrooms share more dna with humans than they do plants
Yeah
ive always hated mushrooms
Oh yeah that's not new much
The Bookseller can sell you books that give EXP for the different skills.
We been knowing
There’s a reason they are meaty, just saying
its hayday
Without having to actually do the action itself.
What's up friends!
Lowkey I’ve eaten white mushrooms recently and I feel like they taste like cheese
Me to
....I can't ever afford the books because I spend all of my coin over at the traveling cart....or chickens...lots of chickens.
I don't bother going to bookseller
Cheese is probably the best food ever so tbf that doesn’t sound to bad
Well those are the two reliable options, Fishing or reading about Fishing. ^^'
I guess do Crab Pots give fishing exp?
I appreciate the thought. I personally hope it doesn’t bc it’s a much easier work day if it stays out 😅
Yeah they do unless it picks up trash I think
Probably not, since the mini game isn't pulled up.
cheese is the best food ever made i love cheese sm
So true. Cheese is peak
Well than here's to hoping for no power! 😂
Actually crab pots do in fact give xp
what about blue cheese
The whole of 5xp per use
Thanks to knowledge of Ireland, we now know they do so that's an option if you really can't be bothered to fish
“Harvesting a crab pot gives 5 Fishing experience points, even if trash is caught, the item is normally a Beach forage item, or multiple items were caught in the Crab Pot.”
Apparently yes
It has mold in it 😨😨😨 it is NOT peak
Oh, I thought it doesn't since the mini game isn't pulled I guess that's just for fish quality.
That’s fair
Well the stuff you can get from Crab Pots is much more limited and it takes a while in exchange for the low effort required.
With patients you can actually use crab pots to guarantee catching the legend, as in 100% catch rate
MY SWITCH IS CHARGED YEPPIEEEE
WWWWW
Wait, you can actually catch fish in the crab pots? I've literally never had that happen...
No you cant
I'm never going to be able to catch all these darn fish...much less the legendary legend.
Nope
Time to put the moves on Elliott.
No, what they mean is you can level up and catch the legend as your first ever fish, and the first ever fish is impossible to lose the minigame
Ah.
The first fish encounter a player has can not fail, it s guaranteed catch. So you can use the pots to get to 6-7 then items to boost the rest of the way and if you get the legend you literally can’t fail it
That's funny af
can literally turn the “hardest fish” to something impossible to fail lol
I don't even know where to find all these fish, I just know they exist.
Glacier can be wild tbf
i js got an ancient seed from a melon in the seed maker
Is SV 2 being developed?
1.7 isn't even out yet..
Haunted Chocolatier is, but it's not Stardew 2
It's a different game
Depends, it's pretty rng
I think he's currently working on updates and Haunted Chocolatier.
I guess my cursed mannequin wants to sew🤷♀️
what is that?
!hc
Haunted Chocolatier is an upcoming game in early development by ConcernedApe. There is no set release date. See the pins in #haunted-chocolatier for answers to common questions about it!
It's good to have hobbies.
Hey guys, newbie here
Heya, welcome!
What's good about this update?
Hii welcome
I'm actually really excited about that game, if it's as good as SDV(which obviously it's going to be), it's going to be OBSESSIVE.
Sandy and possibly better kids
is Sandy a npc?
Yes
Hey, thanks. Is there anything specific I should be doing?
!1.7
Yep, and a new marriage candidate.
-
When is the update coming out?
We don't know yet! There's no release date information at this time. However, patch version 1.6.16 will be released prior to the 1.7 update. -
What's going to be in the update?
So far we know there will be a new farm type, more content for children, and two new marriage candidates, Clint and ||Sandy||. -
Aaaaa will we have to wait even longer for Haunted Chocolatier? D:
ConcernedApe says HC development will not be delayed by the update. #bulletin-board message -
What changes for mod authors?
Join the thread for the 1.6.16 alpha under #making-mods-general to see what's new and what you might need to look out for with future releases and updates for your mods! You can also make suggestions for changes to benefit mod authors, but note that implementation is not guaranteed.
Keep an eye on #bulletin-board for current and possible future information about the status of the 1.7 update.
New marriage candidate
Yeah and she's gonna become a marriage candidate along with Clint
poor Clint
Clint🧍♀️ when it could have been gunther or the wizard
I've seen clint getting slandered, what does he even do
He's a bit creepy obsessive towards Emily
he is boring and lonely like me
Poor Clint? Think about it, if we have Clint the price of ore, processing geodes, and upgrading tools MIGHT go down.
Upgrades your tools, breaks geodes and likes emily🧍♀️ a little bit too much🧍♀️
It won't, cause that would give an objective advantage to marrying him, and CA wants the choice to come from the players, not from which one gives better things
i dont get why i cant break geodes myself
a pickaxe should be able to do it just fine
There's a geode crusher machine
Yeah, I'm quite looking forward to it. Unless CA rolled like 50 nat 20s in a row every day during development, I have to assume he's genuinely just a fantastic game designer, which is obviously a good omen for HC.
Smashing a small geode with a pickaxe is going to.. well, smash it.
I'd have liked Willy but no... Clint...
doesnt he hit a small geode with a hammer
like that should also crush whatevers inside
Using a small-ish hammer is different o a pickaxe
Well it's a thought, no one said it was a good thought.
Yeah not bashing you, just saying why that's not a reality
Wonder what the chances of the new farm type being a customisable one are
