stardew-valley

[crimson vector]

So !!!! People want Willy and he’s old too !!!

[warm pike]

thats okay me too

[proud frost]

His arc will be so intriguing to see

[vestal urchin]

we all mourn

[crimson vector]

True !

[obtuse arch]

And he is still not over his ex

[pine vale]

Everyone loved the desert girl

[fleet hull]

Back to the Rasmodeus mods it is for me then

[verbal mountain]

He’s just so boring
Like
Why Clint

[vestal urchin]

I can fix him

[fleet hull]

Clint can die for all I care

[agile dragon]

Ive literally never married a bachelor in SD. I tried to romance harvey and then married emily. i tried to romance sebastian and then married maru (felt a bit bad about that one)
id like to give clint a try... we'll see if i can stick with it this time lol

[vast oxide]

[obtuse arch]

Familiar statement

[agile dragon]

then who will upgrade my cans

[verbal mountain]

Idk why I’m complaining about the mirage candidates when I play modded I can marry the wizard

[green cradle]

Cool, I have an actual reason to give Clint garbage every chance I see him now. I aint risking getting even a single heart event with him. I wanted to marry the wizard 🥀 Im a switch player primarily so no mods for me.

[agile dragon]

can*! Trash can! ugh

[fleet hull]

He can die after he upgrades our tools

[vestal urchin]

its my catchphrase

[jagged wraith]

There must be a change to cutscenes though, why would Clint get jealous over you "winning" Emily if you're married to him?

[warm thorn]

Why are we wishing death to a bunch of pixels in a game 😭

[warm pike]

just... need a mod real quick (CandyCorn Portraits), no longer boring haha

[pine vale]

Ask wizard. He can put magic on it

[obtuse arch]

Well well

[crimson vector]

That’s not what he looks like and you know it !!!

[verbal mountain]

Oh! Don’t make me gay for Clint

[agile dragon]

Like that one time in the Simpsons iwth krusty

[fleet hull]

Okay so maybe if he gets a rewrite

[queen igloo]

stardew valley

[fleet hull]

But if his character is still garbage, he's getting garbage

[vestal urchin]

I love portrait mods but the fact most of them arent pixelated makes me uncomfortable

[obtuse arch]

Clint would have some muscle on him ngl

[crimson vector]

Gift him a lump of garbage

[agile dragon]

We need to stop gymmaxxing the NPCs. burly clint is just fine.

[green cradle]

You get me

[pine vale]

Gonna have a trash catalogue ready for that

[vestal urchin]

preach

[crimson vector]

Yeah sure ! But his normal portrait looks NOTHING LIKE THAT ONE !!!

His face is much chubbier !!

[agile dragon]

Burly Emily after you marry clint though...

[crimson vector]

LMFAO

[fleet hull]

Which doesn't really make sense

[crimson vector]

Why not !!

[warm pike]

I agree tbf. I just remember that there were insanely hot clint portrait mods out there haha

[fleet hull]

He's a blacksmith

[crimson vector]

You can have muscles and still also have a chubby face

[obtuse arch]

No, I think his body would be similar to like a football player or a lean sumo wrestler

[vestal urchin]

chat look what i found

[verbal mountain]

hAH?

[crimson vector]

Smooches s him

[vestal urchin]

sumo wrestler might be a bit much icl

[crimson vector]

I mean what who said that

[vestal urchin]

real.

[vestal urchin]

his arms are probably jacked bro

[pliant quail]

Ooh i have an idea what if stardew had multiple choice dialogue trees that affect the game 😊 like skyrim

[verbal mountain]

THATS MY MAN

[fleet hull]

I mean his arms do most of the work so who knows

[crimson vector]

TOO LATE (I have yet to get a mod to let me romance him)

[crimson vector]

Exactly !!

[vestal urchin]

you should totally do it hes so peak

[crimson vector]

Working out your arms won’t get rid of face fat

[humble orbit]

UGH. Imagine being in the crowd

[vestal urchin]

he kinda talks about his ex a lot but we get through it trust

[verbal mountain]

Stardew expanded let’s you marry him! It also adds yknow other stuff but like
WOO WIZARD

[crimson vector]

I want to but I tend to start saves and then not finish them

[humble orbit]

YEAAAA WIZARD

[vestal urchin]

yeah same i have like 6 😭

[crimson vector]

True !!! I started an expanded save a long time ago and then I stopped playing stardew

[vestal urchin]

i havent even finished my main

year 7 bro

[obtuse arch]

But he has to use his whole body to put enough strength in each swing. He might have a strong core and leg muscles

[crimson vector]

I have never go t p word

[fleet hull]

Why is the wizard not there during flower dance?

[verbal mountain]

I can’t stop playing now that I have expanded, it’s amazing, adds so much replayability

[fleet hull]

I wanted to dance with him

[obtuse arch]

He a loner

[warm pike]

allergies

[vestal urchin]

YES expanded is peak

[fleet hull]

He's just watching from above

[crimson vector]

Anxiety perhaps

[humble orbit]

I used cheats to marry him ✌️
-# 1. Im not a cheater and 2. Im not gay please..

[verbal mountain]

Gay cheater

/sillies

[vestal urchin]

maybe after all my disgusting boring note taking i can get back into stardew but idk if id do modded or nah

[warm pike]

1. you could be and that would be fine. 2. you could be and that would be fine.

[crimson vector]

Okay I have to get back to playing the game I was in the middle of !! Talk to yall later maybe !!

[humble orbit]

If its cheats why's it in the files :)

[agile dragon]

thats what i keep telling my RL wife but noooo, apparently i need to be on keto or something

[humble orbit]

Fr

[verbal mountain]

????

[vestal urchin]

#wutdatmean

[bold sail]

[crimson vector]

[humble orbit]

"AllowCheats" is a variable in the save files

[verbal mountain]

How would one use this..?

[agile dragon]

when you say he does the work with his arms...

[verbal mountain]

Help I just found granola in my hair

[humble orbit]

Look it up, how to enable cheats on stardew valley

[vestal urchin]

chat.

[agile dragon]

Magnus*
SDVE calls him Magnus

[humble orbit]

Well fine..

[high dock]

They're gonna make next marriage candidate next time willy I'm manifesting it

[obtuse arch]

Clint can give us bear hugs

[vestal urchin]

this dude has like a billion nicknames anyway he said it himself

[agile dragon]

theres a lot of good stuff in SDVE that i wish theyd bring into the base game.

[verbal mountain]

My dad’s a blacksmith and his arms fuckin scare me
Like he’s uncomfortably muscular in the arm department
-# he also loves kittens though and carries them around on his shoulder so, a bit less scary

[fleet hull]

Yes

[remote cypress]

a

[agile dragon]

One nickname per year hes been alive

[humble orbit]

AWHHH

[lament mural]

clint emily and I are about to have a love triangle

[buoyant cave]

willy yearners we lost today

[fleet hull]

I also wish the happy birthday mod is actually part of the game instead

[vestal urchin]

real

[agile dragon]

taken out of context that comment is

[verbal mountain]

Like wizard man

[fleet hull]

Cuz what do u mean everyone has a bday besides me

[vestal urchin]

LMAO

[bold sail]

i yearn for willy

[humble orbit]

@verbal mountain Did u want to enable cheats for stardew?

[verbal mountain]

I KNOW ITS FUCKING TRAGIC

[verbal mountain]

Maybe?

[humble orbit]

And also what device

[vast oxide]

I stole the lanterns from the grave yard, and when I placed it there was no lantern but it emits light...

[obtuse arch]

The farmer is an eldritch being that loops time and space at will

[vast oxide]

wheres da lantern???

[verbal mountain]

I use OC and switch, expanded on pc nothing on switch

*pc

[distant belfry]

clint and sandy became romanceable... as a seb fan aint much changed

[bold sail]

winton

[fleet hull]

When something happens that we don't like, we can restart the day

[humble orbit]

With switch, it has to be modded, on pc if you locate where tour game file is, you go into the saves, then the save you want to add cheats to, then edit it with notepad, then use the search tool to find "cheats" then change "false" to "true" then save it

[vast oxide]

it gone

[verbal mountain]

… ngl that’s too complicated for me </3

[bold sail]

it’s cos you stole it from graveyard it haunting you now

[humble orbit]

Lol, I think you might be able to enable when you start your game too

[vast oxide]

thats hot

[swift garden]

Maybe He’s pranking us 💔

[verbal mountain]

Don’t underestimate my stupidity

[humble orbit]

Loll

[buoyant cave]

i sure hope so 💔 willy announcement tomorrow? let’s all manifest 🕯️

[obtuse arch]

Willy is a free man im afraid

He's married to the sea

[buoyant cave]

he needs to be married to ME

[lost onyx]

I hope for Sandy’s 6 or 8 heart event when we’re eventually able to date her, she’ll tell us her real name.

[buoyant cave]

i would simply wait at home and yearn for him. kiss him when he’s smelly . love him tenderly 😔💔

[verbal mountain]

Let’s make a summoning circle, give him offerings

GIVE THE MAN FISH

[vestal urchin]

yo? 😭

[obtuse arch]

Ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land

That you understand

[vast oxide]

lanterns are back now that a day has passed

[bold sail]

i keep forgetting i can’t gif

[small yoke]

Lets gooo Clint!

I dont know why people hate him so much

[obtuse arch]

Clint will finally know what love is

[verbal mountain]

ITS
PRONOUNCED
KWEE???

[obtuse arch]

Yee

[small yoke]

Its always Mr key to me

[verbal mountain]

ITS CHEE

[buoyant cave]

qui as in oui!

[verbal mountain]

ALWAYS WILL BE

[vast oxide]

ITS LITERALLY A "Q"

[verbal mountain]

BEGONE, HEATHEN

[verbal mountain]

AHHHHH

[tiny anchor]

It's Key

[snow agate]

Should I try n 100% stardew in 2 weeks? From a new save?? Or am I setting myself up??

[verbal mountain]

KWEE

[tiny anchor]

Do it!!!

[lost onyx]

I always pronounced it Kwee, since it wasn’t Qui to make the Key sound

[verbal mountain]

FUCKING KWEE

[bold sail]

it’s qu eee like yaoi

[small yoke]

Set yourself up with some women, gang

[verbal mountain]

[vast oxide]

SQUEE

[lost onyx]

I’m sorry lol

[verbal mountain]

Only this can show my true feelings

[tiny anchor]

LMAO 😭😭

[verbal mountain]

That’s more like it
-# Sebastian X Alex

[ionic night]

Hi

[obtuse arch]

Mr. Kwah

[agile dragon]

Free Willy

[verbal mountain]

… does qi have a sister qiri?
Yaoi and yuri…

[snow agate]

Wha?

[agile dragon]

Thats a fun challenge.

[ionic night]

I love how the big takeaway from the video is that mr. Qi is actually pronounced Mr. Kwee

[small yoke]

You read my message

[vestal urchin]

[obtuse arch]

If you dont mind not sleeping. Go for it

There will be major hand cramps

[vast viper]

lol i still pronouce it as key

[bitter lintel]

that is his personal way to say, not cannon, he has said that before

[obtuse arch]

Key. Q. Kwe. Kwoii. Qah. Quack. Its all good

[dusty hinge]

Yeah I usually call him key, or Kai idk whatever my mind opts for in the moment

[gloomy hamlet]

Maru and leah are so underrated :c

[dusty hinge]

We're friends now.

[obtuse arch]

I do tend to forget about them. As well as penny and alex

[gloomy hamlet]

Yay!

[agile dragon]

I reckon i could do this on vanilla. SDV. Go Joja route because its faster even if its less fun. Fishmaxxing. try not to miss a rarecrow (my biggest failure every time)

Lvl 10 fishing and bottom of the mines by end of spring
Lvl 10 Farming and Foraring by Fall 1. LOADs of dried cranberries and blueberries.
Skull caves in Fall; max mining and combat. Get to the post-CC place that i cant speak about here for fall and Winter.
Max friends, cook and craft in year 2. You probably want a full delux barn of pigs in year 1 for them passive truffles for 3 seasons in year 2

[gloomy hamlet]

Why is penny so hated anyways she so sweet

[prisma tundra]

Penny is my favorite

[agile dragon]

I refuse this. even if the creator said it

[agile dragon]

Penny is the 2nd best but gives the best gifts

[vast viper]

Alot of people think she's boring

[agile dragon]

Theyre boring

[obtuse arch]

I just dont vibe with her unfortunately

[vestal urchin]

i am back after coming to the realization i was in fact NOT in this channel

: D

[gloomy hamlet]

I find her great as a friend because i mostly marry hailey and leah

Now sandy😍

[obtuse arch]

She is sweet though. I give her all my artifacts

[gloomy hamlet]

I give books

[vast oxide]

its gone again O_O

[prisma tundra]

I marry her most play throughs

[gloomy hamlet]

Awe

[shadow lynx]

They should’ve made linus a marriage candidate 😔

[vestal urchin]

hilltop or 4c argh

[bold sail]

i marry leah cos im the smartest

[vestal urchin]

only downside to hilltop is the fact theres like no space for plants 💀

[bold sail]

and she’s the bestest

[prisma tundra]

I like Leah too

[agile dragon]

Abigail
Penny
Maru
Emily
Leah

Haley

The rest

[vestal urchin]

the rest 😭

[dusty hinge]

Are we fr gang no leah

[torpid spear]

Haley！！！！

[obtuse arch]

Miscellaneous

[vestal urchin]

no hate on my man sebastian 💔

[dusty hinge]

Nvm she's at the bottom😭

[prisma tundra]

Poor "the rest" lol

[dusty hinge]

Haley shouldve been the rest tbh

Would've been funnier

[solid jackal]

Guys who's the new bachelor

[obtuse arch]

Clint

[prisma tundra]

My cousin has an... unhealthy obsession with Sebastian

[torpid spear]

It can't be like this

[gloomy hamlet]

I jist divorced sebby

[dusty hinge]

And bachelorette?

[vestal urchin]

me too

[gloomy hamlet]

Sandyyy

[solid jackal]

I'm not joking be fr

[obtuse arch]

I am being so for real

[dusty hinge]

Okay that's not too bad, disappointed that Linus wasn't one but we ball anyways

[vast viper]

Sorry it's actually clint

[obtuse arch]

Show the screenshot if anyone has it

[vast oxide]

[agile dragon]

4c is the most fun, then meadowlands.
Forest is also v nice

[dusty hinge]

Clint isnt so bad aside from closing at four that's my only hate for him

[vestal urchin]

now to figure out wth to name my farm

[dusty hinge]

He's just socially inept and it's prolly not his fault

[vestal urchin]

4c is m all time fav but i was going for something new and im dying

[prisma tundra]

Name it not my farm

[gloomy hamlet]

Lolz

[vestal urchin]

i need a third monitor for the stardew wiki /hj

[agile dragon]

Id pick haley over a bachelor... but theres a gap between her and the rest of the ladies.

[solid jackal]

Can't even find an emote to showcase my range of emotions rn

[vast viper]

Dissapointed it wasn't the wizard tho

[vestal urchin]

meadowlands looks cutee..

[gloomy hamlet]

My farm is called moonmoss

[dusty hinge]

Id prolly pick any dude over Haley, and I'm completely straight, I just don't like haley

[gloomy hamlet]

Honestly i wish it wa the wizard

[vast viper]

My farm is Fairycore

[dusty hinge]

I also knew a blonde named Haley so that ruins it twice over

[vast viper]

Samee

[thin basin]

Tbh i’d laugh if it isn’t actually Clint and CA is just pulling a prank. (But im also super excited to see clint have a hopeful upgrade coz i actually like his looks. I’ll still marry Seb though.

[agile dragon]

have you done meadow?

[vestal urchin]

nope ! i think ima go with it

now ima be basic and name it meadowlands

[obtuse arch]

The chickens make for good early money

[agile dragon]

i really like it. I made it very low farming - lots of animals and fishponds

[vestal urchin]

free coop is huge

[gloomy hamlet]

I do the forest farm its my to go and it suits leah

[dusty hinge]

I wonder if theres more in the future

[vast viper]

I started with medowlands i love animals

[agile dragon]

i love when the boids go paddlin in the river

[dusty hinge]

I did meadowlands and went with leah

[vast viper]

I married Harvey in all my saves help

i tried someone else then i divorced them and married harvey again

[dusty hinge]

I love how meadowlands looks and chickens add a bit more to do early on

[obtuse arch]

I've only ever married Elliott

[vestal urchin]

fav hair lowkey its so cute

[gloomy hamlet]

Try maru

Shes a nerdy gal

[gloomy hamlet]

It rlly is

[vast viper]

Ok thanks i'll try her

[gloomy hamlet]

No problem plus if u like nerdy flirting go to her

[vast viper]

oof

[dusty hinge]

Saw that same shit and I have to agree

[lapis sparrow]

made a reaction thing for my friends and i

[solid jackal]

Real😔💔

[bold sail]

look at him smiling knowing he didn’t give the people what they want…. wizard

[obtuse arch]

His smile is what gets me. His happy face while chat went nuclear

[gloomy hamlet]

How do u guys do the pixel pfp🥹

[vast viper]

True I really want wizard

[vast oxide]

the player character one?

[gloomy hamlet]

Yea like your pfp

[vast oxide]

Femme: https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator
Masc: https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdv-creator-masc

[solid jackal]

I'm gonna be so fr i NEVER thought it'd be clint
Even wizard seemed more likely even though wizards like
70

[vast oxide]

honestly this thing should be pinned <@&239770080378880001> 😄

[gloomy hamlet]

Thank youuu

[vast oxide]

there is a "masc one too one sec

[gloomy hamlet]

Oou

[lapis sparrow]

Hes been planning this for months. He knows what hes doing. (I fully support him(

[obtuse arch]

He has said that he wanted us to give him a chance in the past. I think that was the clue

[warm thorn]

We'll consider it

[gloomy hamlet]

I thinking abt chaing my characters hair and hair color what should i do

[agile dragon]

My current farm is Firefly Farm, my farmer is Ellie, she married Maru, and her Dog's name is Joel

[vast oxide]

❤️

[vast oxide]

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdv-creator-masc

[slender gulch]

I’ve come around to Clint

[vast oxide]

masc one

[slender gulch]

I mean like

If CA puts in the effort to make him likeable

When does the update come out?

[solid jackal]

[keen mauve]

guys i just saw the news... no way right

[obtuse arch]

He's just a very sad and socially anxious dude when you get down to it

[vast oxide]

doesn't need to be my mesage

[solid jackal]

True ngl

[slender gulch]

How is the forge gonna work after marriage? Or Sandy’s store

When does the update release I wonder

[agile dragon]

It just will

[keen mauve]

oh my goddd clinttt

[solid jackal]

Same way the clinic works ig

[obtuse arch]

Similar to harvey or krobus probably

[gloomy hamlet]

Any ideas on hair color i been wanting to change it its purple rn

[dusty hinge]

The male hair options for the portrait creator are kinda not it

[solid jackal]

U CAN MARRY THAT SEWER THING??

[dusty hinge]

None fit me lol

[slender gulch]

Is Sandy gonna go to the desert everyday 😭

[gloomy hamlet]

Ya

[vast viper]

He can be your roomie

[slender gulch]

Also it’s kinda funny how this update is a chance to get with Emily’s “good friend” and the guy who has a crush on her

[obtuse arch]

How dare you call our precious boy a sewer thing

[agile dragon]

BLACK (replied to the wrong person just before lol)

[silver harbor]

is it normal to get a iridium bar from a monster in the normal mines or is this a modded feature? im on like level 90

[vast oxide]

missed oportunity for the new bachelor to be the dwarf as your roomate

[solid jackal]

Oh yeah ur right my brain short circuited ngl

[slender gulch]

Poor girl

[gloomy hamlet]

Oh okay lol tyy

[dusty hinge]

Was gonna say😭😭😭

[vestal urchin]

i forgot to pick an accessory my life is over

[full heron]

hmm.. new game or perfection..

[agile dragon]

sorry about that

[vestal urchin]

yeah i cant go on like this

[dusty hinge]

Your good

[agile dragon]

invisible clown nose

[lapis sparrow]

I really want him to work every day and actually help with profits

[bold sail]

was krobus announced as a marriage candidate lol

or was it just like that when they got added

[obtuse arch]

Krobus is our roommate

[dusty hinge]

The only hair styles that fit my real life ones all make me look like A GIRL RAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

What is this

[solid jackal]

Whats your hair irl? Something with bangs?

[bold sail]

yus true i suppose…

[obtuse arch]

Krobus has been able to be a roommate for a while now. I dont remember which update though

[agile dragon]

ls this a learning moment for you?

[dusty hinge]

Very long and flowy, like Luke's from star wars

[agile dragon]

We accept you

[dusty hinge]

Ah no. Don't start w that

[vestal urchin]

ok i got my blush accessory we good

[dusty hinge]

But fr and combination that I make just makes me look hella feminine😭

[obtuse arch]

Maybe reference off of Elliott maybe

[dusty hinge]

Maybe

But mines not THAT long

[vast oxide]

Im really being haunted by this thing. I need a preist

[obtuse arch]

I think there are some bobs in there. I dont know all the hairs

[vestal urchin]

its grandpa trust

[dusty hinge]

If there was really light facial hair that'd be fine

[obtuse arch]

Its linked to your soul now

[agile dragon]

how did you do that so fast?

[dusty hinge]

It's shoulder length in the back and about to the lip in the front but I sort of part it to the side

[vestal urchin]

honestly i have no idea cause i just spent like 20 minutes trying to match the pants color..and then i had t odo it all again

[agile dragon]

is there a stubble accessory or something?

[dusty hinge]

Not that I've seen

[obtuse arch]

I know you can add beards and glasses in the start

[agile dragon]

maybe just go with a "masculine" shirt pants combo.

[dusty hinge]

Not even really stubble like moreso faint mustache and a lil chin hair

[obtuse arch]

I also dont know the options. I never used them

[vast oxide]

this is what I get for grave robbing

[vestal urchin]

what is woody doing at joja and why am i so short LMAO

[obtuse arch]

He's high

[agile dragon]

Marriageable Woody when?

[vestal urchin]

im srs tho EVERYONE is taller 😭 atleast im cute

[obtuse arch]

Maybe your slouching

[verbal mountain]

Also why does woody have so many pill bottles—
I mean yeah you’d need em to get through working at Joja

[random dagger]

that's just corporate thing

[obtuse arch]

Pills AND energy drink

[vestal urchin]

i did not even notice that oml 😭 no wonder this dude was tweaking

[vast oxide]

its the antipsychotics needed to survive Joja

[obtuse arch]

There is also a skeleton

[verbal mountain]

That was the first thing I noticed, was that… always there?

No wonder Shane is an alcoholic—

[vestal urchin]

love how im not even addressing the skeleton its just woody and his issues

imagine having a letter from your deceased grandpa that gives you the ability to have a new life and you pick the joja route

[obtuse arch]

I suppose that route means you dont hate joja because it was killing your soul, but you weren't the one in power

[vestal urchin]

true. i dont even think i got through spring in my joja save though so idk what its like 💀

we're so peak

[gloomy hamlet]

Hows the pfp

[worldly hornet]

cuties

[vestal urchin]

awesome sauce

[agile dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[honest whale]

Gotta love selling your soul to Joja

[vast oxide]

Love it!

[honest whale]

Also it looks nice!

[gloomy hamlet]

Thank youuu

[agile dragon]

Im going to make my next character look as close to Robin as i possibly can lol

[dusty hinge]

Here I am ig

[obtuse arch]

Oooh, nice

[vestal urchin]

"this house is very rustic" he says, as theres a hole in the porch likei guess so

[dusty hinge]

Still wish I had at least a slight mustache for my guy but wtv

[vestal urchin]

she gets me

[agile dragon]

in SDVE when you go the joja route you entirely lose one awesome Junimo area, and cant befriend Apples 😭

[vestal urchin]

NOOO

[dusty hinge]

Disgusting corpo scum

[agile dragon]

thats not feminine

[honest whale]

Since seeing the 10th anniversary video, I wanna try to pick up on the game again, I had so much fun with the game

[vestal urchin]

does it..need to be? 😭

[honest whale]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[dusty hinge]

Once I put more stuff on it became less so, it felt hella like it in the beginnig

[agile dragon]

I only did it because i wanted to see what Morris's storyline was like but now 🙁

[vestal urchin]

mood af

[brittle tusk]

Same, to be fair is been a long time since i last long in

[dusty hinge]

Nah I was complaining that it looked like that but more accessories I added the less I felt that way

[brittle tusk]

And now that apparently Clint is gonna be romanceable, i might have a reason to get back

[vestal urchin]

ooh ok lol 😭

[dusty hinge]

I'm showing some love to Clint since you guys cant

[obtuse arch]

Clint will finally find love

[vestal urchin]

yo meadowlands house is niiceee

[dusty hinge]

Unless he's still a little bitch for Emily during the process

Then he can keep her

[humble goblet]

Clint will have his redemption arc like Haley. Most people just dont get it...

[honest whale]

I missed my chara 😭

[brittle tusk]

Hope so

[vestal urchin]

i remember having to spoiler meadowlands

[honest whale]

Ignore his agony

[obtuse arch]

Did you drink mayo

[honest whale]

Yes

[dusty hinge]

Yeah but if I'm tryna start up sum and he's still wishing on another then I ain't putting in more effort

[vestal urchin]

bro i JUST got here

[dusty hinge]

I piss Haley off by standing in her way on purpose and giving her snails from the crabpit

[brittle tusk]

People dont really get Clint

Imagine some new person get in town and in less than a two months they get together with your crush

[vestal urchin]

WAIT I GET FREE CHICKENS TOO??

CHEEPER AND SQUEAKS 😭

[brittle tusk]

To be fair i also would feel kind of jealous

[humble goblet]

Thinking purely from game perspective. I dont think CA would do that. Atleast not to such great extent.

[dusty hinge]

I hope they've changed how he acts during the befriending process, would make him a lil less unbearable

[obtuse arch]

And he doesn't really get to go out much. So his only social interactions happen at the bar. And Emily is the only woman about his age there so...

[agile dragon]

this LITERALLY happened to me in high school

[honest whale]

When I started the game I was surprised that Clint wasn't a marriage candidate since most of the town was

[dusty hinge]

Like for the first four or maybe five hearts fine keep him longing for Emily but more than that and he should stop

[brittle tusk]

Clint is nicer than people make him look like, they just dont get it

[agile dragon]

i always assumed emily was a like 5-10 years younger than him. id have emily at 25-30 and Clint at 35-40

[dusty hinge]

I feel like clints maybe late twenties to mid thirties

[obtuse arch]

I always saw Emily in her early 30

[dusty hinge]

But at least he isn't 50+ and she's early 20's

[agile dragon]

does haley like it if you give her crabs>

[brittle tusk]

To be fair i assume all cantidates are in their 20s, except for Harvey

[honest whale]

I'll have to refresh my memory with the characters but the Mayor's flying underwear still haunts me

[agile dragon]

Hes lonely, not a republican

[obtuse arch]

Even Elliott?

[humble goblet]

I agree. Even if in the end he gives up on Emily, but if he keeps wanting her up to the very end, his sudden switch up wouldnt make any sense.

[dusty hinge]

I think she'd hate it

[dusty hinge]

Lmao my dad isn't either yet that's how he is

[brittle tusk]

Yeah, i feel he about 27

[obtuse arch]

I can see that

[dusty hinge]

I feel like Leah is 25 max

[gloomy hamlet]

I feel lile hailey is 20-25

[polar zodiac]

yello

[brittle tusk]

They just dont look old to me
To be fair i feel like a stretch to say Harvey is 30 or close

[dusty hinge]

Leah wayyyy tooo early in her career to be anything over 25

Imo

[agile dragon]

Id place Elliott at like 34

[dusty hinge]

I can see it

[obtuse arch]

Every one looks younger in pelican town due to the anti aging spell the farmer brought with them

[dusty hinge]

Willy is def in his fifties

[agile dragon]

Harvey maybe 38. Dr school takes a literal decade

[brittle tusk]

True true

[honest whale]

I can agree on that

[dusty hinge]

I feel like Caroline is in mid to late 20's and Pierre is early thirties

[agile dragon]

marnie and luise are also in their 50s.

pierre and caroline probably 40s.

[obtuse arch]

But Abigail has to be in her 20s.

[charred locust]

Hiiiii. I'm new here. Been playing stardew valley for a while though but probably not as good at it as some of you guys 🥲

[dusty hinge]

Was gonna say Abigail's too old then

[vast oxide]

unless they had abby at 18-20, no

[agile dragon]

If you have fun then you are playing it just as good as us

[dusty hinge]

So both are prolly mid to late thirties reaching forty

[gloomy hamlet]

You play at your own pace there is no wring or right way :)

[brittle tusk]

Seems razonable to be honest, it was very common

[obtuse arch]

The most Caroline could be is like early 40s to me

[agile dragon]

my mum had 3 kids by the time she was 21 so why not?

Abigail is as old as caroline was when she had abigail

[vast oxide]

thats not standard and also kinda seems like abuse

[dusty hinge]

There's def some certain stuff going on with the timline

[agile dragon]

Well that was the 60s. my bros are like 12-14 years older than me lol

[dusty hinge]

Don't know if I can mention it here but the whole thing with the wizard and them moving there

[agile dragon]

wasnt so uncommon back then

[gloomy hamlet]

Im 20 an my mum is 50 i feel lile its an average age gap

[honest whale]

Hello! And I remember playing Stardew for a while, but I feel like I have to relearn some things honestly. It's great to have you here!

[vestal urchin]

my pickup range is so buns rn 💔

[agile dragon]

that came up earlier. we're not sure if wizard and caroline had a fling and abigail is their daughter, or if caroline is wizards daughter and abigail is his granddaughter

[obtuse arch]

I think sam and Penny are the youngest

[brittle tusk]

Pretty much
Would be nice if we got canon ages or stuff like that

[agile dragon]

I had my kids when i was 25 and 27.

[charred locust]

I already messed up. I accidentally typed a spoiler I hope they don't throw me out bc of it 😭😭😭

[dusty hinge]

Nonono caroline was said to be ||sleeping with the wizard|| that'd be so weird

[vast oxide]

thats literally fan theory

[brittle tusk]

Is okay queen, happend to the best of us

[obtuse arch]

She said that she'd secretly walk into the woods. Thats all we have

[agile dragon]

Theres a reason abigail hangs out by the wizard tower sometimes though

[dusty hinge]

Isn't it said in game thatd she ||would sneak off to his tower when they first moved there||?

[obtuse arch]

Yep

[agile dragon]

to be with the dad she couldnt see?

[vast oxide]

and so does Abigail

doesnt mean anything

[gloomy hamlet]

An then another theory is ||that caroline is the daughter of wizard and the witch||

[agile dragon]

i mean its something but its not clear

[dusty hinge]

I thought that was super obvious

[agile dragon]

both seem equally likely to me

[dusty hinge]

Idk what else it could mean

[brittle tusk]

Both theories are kind of funny in their own ways

[kindred flare]

I wouldn’t trust it cz it’s google but I looked it up once and it said most of the marriage candidates were between 19 and 30

[dusty hinge]

Why else would someone sneak off to anothers place late at night if that's not the reason

[charred locust]

Is there a certain tab where I can find others to play online with?

[dusty hinge]

Why would CA go out of his way to make ||Pierre|| worry Abt it if I wasn't the truth?

[gloomy hamlet]

Yea in #1139016532966506576

[obtuse arch]

However, Caroline and Pierre moved to pelican town. Was Caroline born in stardew and moved back?

[brittle tusk]

To be fair, Abigail is very adventureos to put it someway, so it would make sense that ||she goes to the forest and stuff like that, or go talk to the local wizard||

[tiny anchor]

To make us speculate

[agile dragon]

Thres literally no evidence in the game. its all speculation.

I like both therories and see no point in guessing

[obtuse arch]

The speculation is part of the fun for me

[dusty hinge]

Doesn't make any sense if it's not lmao

[brittle tusk]

There some kind of "evidence" and thats why theories exist

[vast oxide]

one timesomeone edited the Naruto wiki to create an entire fake character profile for their self insert oc and had to so that she was Kakashis lover. And the google ai believed it

[gloomy hamlet]

Oh jeez

I hate ai sm

[kindred flare]

Lol why am I not surprised by that 🤦‍♀️

[dusty hinge]

If it isn't that then why does Caroline mention it and why is Pierre worried that's all I'm saying

[vestal urchin]

i miss sve

[vast oxide]

Abigail literally goes to the forst because she likes adventure, she literally stands in the forest all the time. And she takes the most after her mother. It literally could just be that

but nothing is canon in the carolina abigail wizard theories

[obtuse arch]

Maybe Pierre is paranoid. He doesn't go out much, he's a workaholic, and he keeps secrets himself

[nocturne flax]

is it weird that the 10 year aniversary made me more hyped for haunted chocolateer

[vast oxide]

I believe it for a hot second. I was literally just like "hey, its been 20 years, did Kakashi ever get laid?" and that happened at the same time as my googling LOL

[gloomy hamlet]

No samee here

[vast oxide]

but anyways

[brittle tusk]

Don't wanna change the topic, but did they mention when is the update gonna release? So i can kiss Clint and stuff

[craggy cosmos]

which is better?

[vast oxide]

I always go for gem

[gloomy hamlet]

Geo

[dusty hinge]

God nooo do I have to start a new save?

[obtuse arch]

No one knows

[brittle tusk]

I preffer Minef

[vestal urchin]

i forgot it existed until it was mentioned again in the !1.7 command

[brittle tusk]

Atleast on the start

[tiny anchor]

I prefer Miner too

[brittle tusk]

Then when i get good tools i change to the other

[obtuse arch]

I always go miner

[gloomy hamlet]

Do the pair more money

[craggy cosmos]

i really love this, her taking after the love of nature after her mother is cool

[vast oxide]

same

[vestal urchin]

professional you say

[dusty hinge]

Lowk now I don't have to be bummed about not reaching perfection because I'll just have to do it again for the update YAAAYYYY

[craggy cosmos]

we should be able to buy this ngl

[gloomy hamlet]

I think u can continue ur save

[plush jackal]

hey guys, what are your thoughts on Clint for marriage

[brittle tusk]

Perfect

[dusty hinge]

I'm gonna kiss him

I'm gonna kiss him hard

[gloomy hamlet]

Imma just syart a new one when its released an hav my first farm still saved for perfection

[obtuse arch]

I thought it was funny. And im intrigued about his story

[brittle tusk]

I wanna adopt 3 babies with him and live happy in my farm

[craggy cosmos]

2 vote for geo 2 vote for miner someone brek the tie ..!

[plush jackal]

I've literally seen nothing but people not liking it

[gloomy hamlet]

I hope heart events are different and doesn’t mention his feet

[dusty hinge]

I didn't get perfection on my current save and I'm already into winter of year two so I've given up hope and put it off for next save

[craggy cosmos]

i think this guy likes clint guys

[craggy shore]

What do y'all think of Clint and Sandy's wedding outfits

[dusty hinge]

I'm sad cause I was really looking forward to it

[gloomy hamlet]

SO CUTEEE

[nocturne flax]

I think my new list for anticipated games

Haunted Chocolateer
Deltarune Chapter 5'
Obligatory HL3
Obligatory GTA 6

[dusty hinge]

MY MANS SO TUFF

[obtuse arch]

Sometimes I cant tell if people not liking him is like a meme or something

[vestal urchin]

oh whoops it looks like ive stumbled upon robins house at exactly 4pm

[keen mauve]

oh my god i cant believe it isnt robin 😭

[dusty hinge]

LETS GO MY BOY LOOKS GOOD UP THERE

[plush jackal]

i always assumed Clint was a candidate for some reason

[brittle tusk]

People just dont get Clinr
I believe is just that the popular view is "woah he so weird, and creepy, and bad" and people dont look into him and just follow the shallow popular view

[nocturne flax]

im willing to divorce abigail

[craggy cosmos]

why did i think so much it was 2 new chars, of course it was the already existing ones

[gloomy hamlet]

Thats how i feel abt leah and penny

[vestal urchin]

nice

[dusty hinge]

EXACTLY he's just shy and socially inept

[hexed iris]

miner, u need ore for crafting

[craggy cosmos]

woohoo

[brittle tusk]

Yoba forbid a man is shy and cant socially

[agile dragon]

id call it context not evidence. THere is context which prompts theories. But the context isnt evidence for the theories anymore than the sun is evidence of Apollo (apologies to any greek pantheonists)

[plush jackal]

I think Clint is overshadowed by the liking Emily part

[brittle tusk]

They dont get him like i do

[nocturne flax]

i think he just overreacted a bit for emily's 8 heart event

[main elbow]

He looks like an absolute dork I love it

[vestal urchin]

i gave bro a decent pair of broken glasses hes so ungrateful

[nocturne flax]

which was ew for me

[dusty hinge]

Just a lil

[gloomy hamlet]

I feel like its the feet dialogue

[dusty hinge]

Wait nah he's into feet?

[plush jackal]

I think we should all direct the hate towards Demetrius

[gloomy hamlet]

No he mentions hiss

[dusty hinge]

Ew

[vestal urchin]

i agree

[nocturne flax]

Demitrius is a weirdo

[agile dragon]

im sure you can print a clint bodypillow somehwere if its urgent for you.

[brittle tusk]

Yoba forbid a man like feets

[gloomy hamlet]

Like his toenails

[dusty hinge]

But yeah d is a bad dad screw him let's mob him

[agile dragon]

Genuinely dont understand why Robin and D are together.

[brittle tusk]

Working on it boss

[plush jackal]

BRO STEALS ROBIN IS A BAD FATHER, AND DOES NOTHING TO ACTUALLY RESEARCH

[gloomy hamlet]

Bro gets so upset when u romance maru

[dusty hinge]

not a damn line in the whole game about our boy sebby

GET SEBBY OUT OF THERE HES SUFFERING😭😭😭

[obtuse arch]

I think what happened is that in one of the cut scenes Clint was about to ask out Emily, he got nervous when she came and hid in the bushes. People saw that as stalking when he has actually just hiding out of fear

[plush jackal]

Sebastian is bae and I'm straight (mostly)

[agile dragon]

Just reminds me that in SDVE when you marry scarlett both her dads show up to the wedding and stand behind her

[nocturne flax]

real

[gloomy hamlet]

I need a pc for sdve mod

[dusty hinge]

Clint is fine and I'm straight

[plush jackal]

wait are they ANY good father's in Stardew

[dusty hinge]

REAL

[brittle tusk]

Exactly, people just think in a shallow way of him and dont get him time to explain
I hope his romance let him explain himself more

[agile dragon]

also TOMATOES ARENT FRUIT.

[craggy shore]

Yall are experiencing the 5 stages of grief with the new reveal I'm sure of it

[brittle tusk]

Fake

[gloomy hamlet]

Kent loves his kids

[agile dragon]

Sorry. i just had to say that.

[obtuse arch]

Kent?

[verbal mountain]

I jsut got Neptune’s sword (idk if this is modded or vanilla)
M currently reading the son of Neptune hehe made me happy

[nocturne flax]

Kent and Jodi are so nice

[dusty hinge]

Lil Vincent still kinda tweaks after

[plush jackal]

too much PTSD to even talk to his kids

[gloomy hamlet]

No frrr

[dusty hinge]

"why doesn't he wanna play with me😭"

[short galleon]

Sorry if this has been asked before, with Clint and sandy, is there any new dialogue worth restarting my farm for? (Clint specifically, I’m only on year 2 and 3 hearts on current save)

[whole dagger]

Unironically have had a guy do something like that before lmao, we were at a grocery store and he gave me this long look like he wanted to say something and ended up half-running away for like 15 minutes before coming back lmao

[willow hemlock]

I have a hc where Seb was like "Don't even talk about me to anyone ever" to Demetrius out of anger and Demetrius thought he meant it so he believes he's just respecting Sebastian's wishes
He wouldn't have a book on stepparenting if he wasn't willing to try at all

[solid jackal]

[nocturne flax]

i love em both i treat em like my placeholder family

[agile dragon]

I think base game - and this is lucky depending when you got it

[vestal urchin]

mood but damn bro

[brittle tusk]

I will stand on to the fact that tomatoes are fruits, like pumpkins

[agile dragon]

you can stand on tomatoes if you want and then youll have vegetable feet

[nocturne flax]

kill shane

[verbal mountain]

Uh year 1 fall 19, so idk if that’s early or not

[plush jackal]

wait how do you spell peire

[nocturne flax]

we need a kill shane update

[craggy shore]

We don't have a release date yet
And it probably won't for years
Calm down and enjoy your farm

Sorry if that sounded rude

[dusty hinge]

It was tuff at first but I cracked his shell he is a bro

[plush jackal]

pear

[nocturne flax]

torment and murder shane update please

[vestal urchin]

im lowkey cheeks at prairie king

[echo basin]

Pierre?

[solid jackal]

Man I just had the village fair and like istg
I literally had no interest in any of the tokens stuff
Till I saw... The rarecrow..

[agile dragon]

maybe that baldurs gate 3 mod where you get a vampire in town

[dusty hinge]

Nooooo SHANE IS NICE STOP

[craggy shore]

Stop and wake up
You can't fix him

[whole dagger]

The prize tickets are always worth if they stock one imo

[plush jackal]

yes Pierre there we go, well he's not even THE father so obviously he's a bad father

[obtuse arch]

My favorite one next to the racoon one

[agile dragon]

moderate. its a good sword

[brittle tusk]

Shane kind of get the Clint treatment, just that you can romance him (for now)

[dusty hinge]

No I encourage him what??? I deliver him beer at work

[verbal mountain]

It’s lvl 20 so pretty good

[dusty hinge]

I make it worse don't you dare

[willow hemlock]

I feel like you should not be allowed to get mad at Demetrius for the tomato thing if you don't sell your peaches. You're responsible for the supply chain and Demetrius can't just materialize peaches from thin air. Goodness knows Joja doesn't sell any.

[polar zodiac]

i don't have a way to get US currency, do y'all know if there's a way to download this game still

[hexed iris]

depends on ur mines progress, really, if you've made it through most of the mines then it's no longer as useful, but otherwise it's very good for at least the first 60 floors

either way it's a cool sword, congrats!

[brittle tusk]

Well not really but you get my point

[nocturne flax]

i hate shane with all my gut
people like to compare em with haley but haley is a literal angel later on

[dusty hinge]

You think imma stop a dude from doing what he loves nahhhhh Shane gets beer every week

[craggy cosmos]

and the stardrop if ur yr 1 but yeah even if no stardrop would still go for that rarecrow

[dusty hinge]

You are a sad sad man...

[plush jackal]

I look up to Shane

[brittle tusk]

Cant blame him, i would also get a beer every week if i could

[verbal mountain]

It’s also pretty and reminds me of my hyperfixation so I’m gonna use it

[polar zodiac]

hm, thank u

[dusty hinge]

You get it

[nocturne flax]

"Drink and drive" -Shane Probably

[craggy cosmos]

we both have addictions, i play sdv for life and he drinks for life

[whole dagger]

Mmh I probably should duck out before yall make me open a beer tonight lmao

[dusty hinge]

No that's pam

[nocturne flax]

o

[agile dragon]

I sell about 60% of all fruit and veg. But i dont usually have productive fruit trees until year 2

[obtuse arch]

Technically every day but you know

[dusty hinge]

Am I wrong tho?

[plush jackal]

TRUE PAM IS THE DEFINITION OF A DUI

[nocturne flax]

yeaa pam is the cool alchoholic

[solid jackal]

It's from howls moving castle right?

[agile dragon]

Giving pam a beer and then purchasing 1 ticket to the desert please

[dusty hinge]

Pam is also a g

[nocturne flax]

Pam has immunity

[plush jackal]

pam probably plays creed when she's driving with a beer in hand

[obtuse arch]

I'd go on a road trip with pam

[vestal urchin]

twirls hair

[dusty hinge]

all the alcoholics are so chill

[obtuse arch]

That man is for the sea

[dusty hinge]

Okay yooo willy let's uhhh get dinner first

[vestal urchin]

idk if id say shane is chill

[solid jackal]

[plush jackal]

why does he sound like he's up to no good tho

[solid jackal]

Have u seeen uh

[vestal urchin]

maybe

[solid jackal]

Willy handsome mod potrait

[golden ravine]

Damn idk how to feel about this

[dusty hinge]

I just realized Elliot is constantly mogging us

[brittle tusk]

I wonder what user iloveshaneilikeshane has to say on the topic

[obtuse arch]

I bet Shane smell awful though

[plush jackal]

omg please apologize to Mr Shane fanbase manifest

[nocturne flax]

like smoker

[dusty hinge]

Prolly but it's okay

[nocturne flax]

a very heavy smoker probably

[solid jackal]

The drooling reaction 😭😭😭😭

[obtuse arch]

Who put that drool emote!

[brittle tusk]

Shane is just annoying to talk to when you first met him
But cant blame him as well, imagine dealing with you stuff and then some random triying to get your friendship while you wanna be alone with a beer

[nocturne flax]

why do i keep accidentally describing pam

[dusty hinge]

FREAAAAK

[nocturne flax]

no offense to pam tho

[brittle tusk]

Me, what you gonna do?

[plush jackal]

actually hear me out, I don't get the glaze for Harvey

[solid jackal]

Are u by any chance an addict of tumblr

[uneven jolt]

Harvey is mad chill

[plush jackal]

especially look wise

[brittle tusk]

Yeah.. why?

[agile dragon]

so long as its not GTA

[dusty hinge]

Gang just hates people tbh and I actually get it, a majority of folks you meet suck despite the good ones

[vestal urchin]

exactlyyy

[uneven jolt]

Harvey looks like lythero

[vestal urchin]

"miss" okay sir LOL

[plush jackal]

I mean even if he's your husband he charges you if you die

[nocturne flax]

I feel very neutral towards Harvey

[solid jackal]

I could tell bro😭😭😭
U got some absolute freaks on Tumblr who like shane

[agile dragon]

do i want to know what glaze means in this context

[brittle tusk]

I love him because he such a nice and kind man, he so gentle and all that, i love him so much

[solid jackal]

Amazing fanart tbough

[obtuse arch]

Resurrection is expensive

[verbal mountain]

Uhm

[tiny anchor]

A man's gotta go

[vestal urchin]

i mean where else is he gonna do business

[brittle tusk]

Hold on, im not a Shane fan, i just defend everyone (kind of), but yeah, it feels like a complement

[vestal urchin]

wuld yu rather he piss in his tent

[nocturne flax]

I think the issue with making that free if you marry him is it basically makes all other candidates useless

[glacial dew]

in the lake

[obtuse arch]

There are no toilets in town where else is she supposed to go

[brittle tusk]

He still gotta work you know

[dusty hinge]

He could go in the lake for all I'd care I like him

[plush jackal]

well looking at it from a gameplay point it makes sense ofc

[nocturne flax]

Shane fans, do y'all do the joja route

[solid jackal]

"not a shane fan" and the drooling emote do not go together

[tiny anchor]

Would peeing in a lake instead of a bush be better or worse for the environment

[nocturne flax]

Bush is better for the environment

[agile dragon]

How about that Maru

[brittle tusk]

Is not because is Shane, but because of the other thing

[plush jackal]

don't see the others dying so, he's taking advantage of our lifestyle

[dusty hinge]

Lake is most freeing

[golden ravine]

No, i married him before completing cc, so he's like my sugar baby👅👅

[solid jackal]

Like the joja membership?

[nocturne flax]

I also feel neutral towards Maru
I

[nocturne flax]

Yea

[brittle tusk]

Talking about people hating
I think the Penny hate is forced

[obtuse arch]

I forget about maru so often I feel bad

[plush jackal]

I've never felt the need to go for Maru

[solid jackal]

I have no idea what it does

[tiny anchor]

Gonna need a 30 page scientific research paper on this asap

[solid jackal]

Has anyone here ever bought it??

[nocturne flax]

Maru fan spotted

[golden ravine]

People hate Penny??? Dude i lowkey wanna romanced her 😔

[nocturne flax]

How do I get the 10th anniversary role rahhhh

[dusty hinge]

I forgot what the membership does too

[plush jackal]

guys is it strange that I don't really make friends in Stardew valley

[agile dragon]

Maru has THE BEST story music and scenes

[tiny anchor]

This is so true in a way I cannot explain

[plush jackal]

I just be grinding my millions

[willow hemlock]

I married Sam on a Joja save file and I have so many regrets

[agile dragon]

the night scene with the telescope...

[obtuse arch]

Canonically penny is a terrible cook

[plush jackal]

capitalism can't wait

[brittle tusk]

"oh but she also goes with ||Sam|| while you date or stuff and" diva you are romancing like 8 people at the time, you cant conplain about it

[dusty hinge]

I'm in year two should I have purchased the joja membership?

[nocturne flax]

That seems like something lol

[vestal urchin]

it just took me like 15 seconds to get a sardine 🥀

[dusty hinge]

You know Ong.

[tiny anchor]

Make a post in #archived-stardew-memories (if it's still open) Tho I'm pretty sure you need a level requirement first so you might not be able to get it

[nocturne flax]

The humble rabbits foot

[tiny anchor]

(It is not still open, sorry)

Oh wait maybe that's just for me

Sorry for lying twice

[agile dragon]

Canonically my farmer is basically Jamie Oliver

[novel thistle]

@agile dragon You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[dusty hinge]

Open for me

[tiny anchor]

Yeah it's just cus I already posted there I think

[dusty hinge]

Prolly

[tiny anchor]

Cowgrats!

[crimson vector]

Cowpoke

[brittle tusk]

Cowpoke

[dusty hinge]

Micah

[vestal urchin]

i think its just closed for the people that did it

[obtuse arch]

Yall can make watery curry together then

[vestal urchin]

what if i had another memory /j

[agile dragon]

Moooo

[agile dragon]

lots of olive oil

[tiny anchor]

I was gonna say, the day isn't over! There are still more memories to share!

[dusty hinge]

Lemme tell you sum olive oil🗣️🗣️

[agile dragon]

Anyway... this was a productive day at work. Hometime!

[glacial dew]

eyzk

[dusk wolf]

i’ve been trying to farm for earth crystals for 3 days and have found 0

[vestal urchin]

was gonna see what this game is like on controller but i forgot mine was dead

[errant valve]

Hi everyone, I'm new to the Stardew valley server but i've been playing the game for a long time!

[gloomy hamlet]

I love putting mayor lewis statue in the center of town

[tiny anchor]

ant

[glacial dew]

hi

[dusty hinge]

I kept mine on my front porch

He sees all

[gloomy hamlet]

He give u moni

750

[obtuse arch]

I like to leave it in marnies house

[vestal urchin]

i got one of sebastians liked gifts!! too bad im not romancing him 💔

[dusty hinge]

I havent gotten to marnie or lewis friendship up so I'll do it later cause ion wanna be without it

[gloomy hamlet]

Go maru

[severe forum]

Im so happy guys i finished the community center for the first time ever on the feast of the winter star

[gloomy hamlet]

I never finish it i leave it half done 🥹

[dusty hinge]

Idk who imma do next

I can't think of being without leah

[brittle tusk]

I always go community center route, it feels easier than Joja

[glacial dew]

o whaaat

[gloomy hamlet]

Joja is evil

[dusty hinge]

REAAAL

[obtuse arch]

Elliott or Abigail?

[gloomy hamlet]

Ye🥹

[dusty hinge]

but I could never I need that hideous scum of a color scheme out of my town

[brittle tusk]

It feels like a bad ending or evil route to go joja
But still gonna try it just to see how it goes

[tiny anchor]

Congrats!!!

[glacial dew]

yyyyyyyyy D;

[vestal urchin]

[dusty hinge]

I might do Abigail just seems pretty basic lol

[gloomy hamlet]

Do emily or harvey if u like the shy bois

[agile dragon]

Theres something wrong about starting a game and saying "im going to marry... " before you've technically even spoken to them

[magic frigate]

I wish!!!

[dusty hinge]

I don't like Emily she creeps me out lmaoo

[gloomy hamlet]

My queen

[vestal urchin]

ive played before tho lol

[crimson vector]

[brittle tusk]

I remember i propose to Harvey on his birthday

[obtuse arch]

You try accessorizing fighting for your life in the the mines haley!

[tiny anchor]

I kinda admire Emily she's so in tune with the universe

[agile dragon]

True but your character hasnt

[vestal urchin]

thought i saw (single) on the wizard for a sec 💔

[gloomy hamlet]

She finds positivity in the bad🥰🥹

[brittle tusk]

People yearn for the wizard

[agile dragon]

Whereas Maru is in tune with the universe in a totally different way

[sacred jay]

Maru underrated af

[gloomy hamlet]

In sdve i believe u can marry wizard

[sacred jay]

knowledgeable people make me swoon

[vestal urchin]

been yearning the wiz since day 1 i fear

[obtuse arch]

Maru created sentient life with a box of scraps. She should be feared

[flint olive]

Wait so it was clint and sandy?

[vestal urchin]

yes and did

[dusty hinge]

I also don't like Emily because I'm married and she's having dreams about me like stop it you freak

[vestal urchin]

yes

[gloomy hamlet]

Yea

[nocturne flax]

Fuuuuk accidentaly rambled a spoiler in the anniversary channel and now I'm blocked for like 40 minutes lol

[flint olive]

aw damn

[gloomy hamlet]

Damn

[tiny anchor]

Noooo 😭

[sacred jay]

this is so sad

[brittle tusk]

Thankfully

[nocturne flax]

It was a very heartfelt message too dam

[gloomy hamlet]

I need to watch ezlily new vid abt the 1.7 update

[vestal urchin]

please let me in

[gloomy hamlet]

No fr thouu

[dusty hinge]

Should I watch the stream now that I know or does it not really matter?

[nocturne flax]

I well ill send it when I wake up

[tiny anchor]

If you're looking for more 1.7 info, he didn't say much about it besides the candidates

[obtuse arch]

Thats all he promised tbf

[dusty hinge]

Just wondering if there's anything else I might've missed, if its just for those then I'm ight

[tiny anchor]

Ohh, I'm not too sure, I missed most of it

[willow hemlock]

Seeing the wizard tower made me think about how annoying it'd be to romance the wizard. The guy doesn't even leave his tower so you have to go out of your way to visit him

[obtuse arch]

I think he is updating the kids and adding a new farm type. Im not sure about the latter

[dusty hinge]

I completely skipped it by accident and feel bad but idc that much

[agile dragon]

In sdve theres a teleport to.his tower eventually

[nocturne flax]

I want a more extreme farm type because why not

[dusty hinge]

Tbh isn't that kinda the same for everyone?

It's easier for him cause he's in one place all the time

[nocturne flax]

A teeny tiny farm type

[obtuse arch]

Swamp farm where there is a chance that a swarm of bugs will attack you while you are trying to plant crops

[dusty hinge]

Sucks tryna talk to Leah for the first few times cause she's camping in her house lmaoo

[ocean tartan]

I’ve only ever played the basic one. If I was to start another one, which would you recommend?

[vestal urchin]

its definitely not convenienttt BUT worth it

[obtuse arch]

I love the forest farm

[nocturne flax]

Id really wanna go Forest because vibes ngl

[obtuse arch]

Easy hard wood too

[nocturne flax]

Aesthetically it's the best farm type

[vestal urchin]

im liking meadowlands so far

[willow hemlock]

I don't usually have a reason to see the wizard after the green juice while I have to go into town and stuff for practical reasons.

[obtuse arch]

The blue grass is helpful

[vestal urchin]

fr

[dusty hinge]

Meadowlands is goated I love it

[nocturne flax]

Also four corners is cool

[vestal urchin]

4c holds my heart

[nocturne flax]

It like mentally organizes my farm

[vestal urchin]

exactlyy

[dusty hinge]

But the early game is boring without chickens, what's forest like?

[obtuse arch]

Foragables also spawn on your farm

[nocturne flax]

A cooler plains

[willow hemlock]

And you get more mixed seeds

[dusty hinge]

Ah I see

[nocturne flax]

I think there's a farm type that starts you out with chickens

[vestal urchin]

the farmer is so slow im gonna die

[obtuse arch]

Meadows farm

[abstract scaffold]

Well, you get a visual queue for which weeds will drop mixed seeds

[dusty hinge]

That's what I'm using

[nocturne flax]

Oo

[nocturne flax]

Running shoes is what we need

[dusty hinge]

Ohhh that's actually cool

[vestal urchin]

is fishing in the river during rain best for spring

[vestal urchin]

ong

[empty kraken]

The Meadowlands farm! I love using that one!

[abstract scaffold]

I think so

[obtuse arch]

Yeah, I think you can get catfish?

[nocturne flax]

Or add running but it takes away energy

[vestal urchin]

bout to suffer greatly got it

[dusty hinge]

Way of the wind? It's 15000 so pricey ig

[abstract scaffold]

I think catfish are better than pretty much any other spring fish

[empty kraken]

Way of the wind is worth the cost in the end

[abstract scaffold]

Buffing your fishing level with trout soup makes it easier

[novel thistle]

@abstract scaffold You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[vestal urchin]

lesgo

[obtuse arch]

Yippee

[tiny anchor]

Running books perhaps

[obtuse arch]

Oh im orange now

[vestal urchin]

picked up a daffodil for haley now im technically gonna wait outside her house in the rain

[ocean tartan]

Fair enough, I tend to focus more on gear than looks lol

[empty kraken]

Real. I usually start out fishing with the training rod and the trout soup

[gloomy hamlet]

I have 3 candles lit

[dusty hinge]

For my next romance I'm thinking it's between Shane cuz why not, Abigail, penny, and Sebastian

[vestal urchin]

its like day 3

[ocean tartan]

I’m on the auto petter grind, so any time I get that I try for 200 levels plus. Still no luck for my 2nd one yet

[obtuse arch]

Like in those romcoms with the dude holding the boom box over his head

[vestal urchin]

seb seb seb seb

[dusty hinge]

Idk who tho exactly but that's the group I'm picking from

[abstract scaffold]

Hey how do I get the 10th anniversary rose thing

I was here for it

[empty kraken]

#archived-stardew-memories

[abstract scaffold]

Thank you

[empty kraken]

Post there

[tiny anchor]

Make a post there yeah ^

[empty kraken]

No prob!

[agile dragon]

I dont understand why a message is blocked

[dusty hinge]

Damn 40 minute wait time in there lmaooo

[tiny anchor]

Post it in #stardew-spoilers, it might be getting flagged as a spoiler. We could probably tell what it is if you do

[abstract scaffold]

I think I have a pretty good one to share, but I need to think how to type it lol

[empty kraken]

Lol understandable

[vestal urchin]

lol why is it so specific

[obtuse arch]

436 hmm

[dusty hinge]

Like not 45 or 50 or an hour but 43 mins and SIX seconds😭😭

[wheat lance]

Hello

[late rover]

Omg, I saw a meme about Clint... LOL

[agile dragon]

@tiny anchor done

[vestal urchin]

ive been seeing so many

everyones js hating on him

[gloomy hamlet]

43mins

[vast oxide]

I mean clint was memeable even before the announcement

[vestal urchin]

and SIX seconds

[agile dragon]

Clint is Bae

(Bae means "Adequate" in this context)

[obtuse arch]

Well the item code for goat milk is 436....so there's that

[vestal urchin]

lol i looked that up too 😭

[gloomy hamlet]

Bro that crzy

[vestal urchin]

shes so me

[obtuse arch]

Because the anniversary is ...the GOAT?

[dusty hinge]

Your a goat for that one Leah is one of the best girls

[gloomy hamlet]

Tyty

[tiny anchor]

Is this #archived-stardew-memories? This is what mine says there

[vestal urchin]

wel now its diff

[dusty hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-dap-up-dap-hand-shake-gif-17813953548000062507

[obtuse arch]

Maybe its 44 minutes?

[late rover]

It's auto

It changes based on activity