stardew-valley

[uneven jolt]

Ima have a field day slandering Clint

[stoic moth]

Or 2.0

[proud frost]

💯

[faint cloak]

I convinced myself it was unrealistic, so just went for the next best/wanted non marriage candidate

[vestal urchin]

1.9 in 3 years 6 for console players

[terse ginkgo]

1.7 means I'll have to buy the guidebook... again

[stoic moth]

I wonder if salamence would jokingly marry "clintorus"

[vestal urchin]

"have" is a strong word

[steady flare]

ladies, gentlemen, and non-binaries, we won.

[magic frigate]

LMAO WTH

[faint cloak]

I can imagine tbh

[vestal urchin]

eww

[cobalt shuttle]

what is happening

[proud frost]

WTH

[vestal urchin]

never do that again

[hallow jay]

genuinly got jumpscaed and now my heart hirts

[stable cove]

Clean shaven Clint made me want to point at him shouting bald

[tender mason]

Come to think of it Gus has a more canonical dad bod type than shane, he's kinda like clint with the mustache/beard too. He's clint without the emily pinning (and emily works under him)

[proud frost]

[uneven jolt]

People who marry Clint be like “HES MY WORLD” and this is him

[magic frigate]

And?

[faint cloak]

Nah, I feel like gus would have protective dad energy with Emily

[sweet escarp]

ive come full circle. i hope he remains a creep. we deserve an objectively bad marriage option

[steady flare]

once 1.7 sprites get ripped
imma make the clandy ship

[magic frigate]

LOL u rly want chaos huh

[faint cloak]

Like gus would be a grear dad or uncle! Like hed take care of you

[sweet escarp]

wouldnt affect me because i love sandy more

[sweet escarp]

gus and marnie > lewis and marnie

[uneven jolt]

But will he still always think about Emily after getting married?

[vestal urchin]

if he does im getting a divorce

if i see ONE line of dialog with her name in it

[sweet escarp]

inb4 "emily wouldve been better but you're a close second"

[vast oxide]

you were divorcing him anyways

[rustic summit]

I just saw the news. CLINT IS A CANDIDATE?! WHY NOT THE WIZARD 😭

[faint cloak]

Its a good day for rhe lesbians (idk your gender, I just like shipping emily and Sandy whether its a platonic or a romantic ship)

[vestal urchin]

lowkey tho 😭 like if i have a new save i kinda rather have leah or smtt..

[faint cloak]

YAS!

[hallow jay]

I would’ve preferred to date marlon or gunther
Why?
Robin and Wizard are married and the player wouldnt be a homewrecker. At least in my eyes

[stoic moth]

Jack black Steve is hilariously displeasing

[hallow jay]

Well wizard WAS married

[vestal urchin]

hey speak for yourself /j

[hallow jay]

More for me

[faint cloak]

I wanna hug gus and his dad bod

😭

[rustic summit]

He’s divorced, single and ready to mingle

[stoic moth]

same

[sweet escarp]

marlon romance when

[proud frost]

Saaaame

[faint cloak]

People were saying they wanted willy, and honestly I can see the vibes theyre goinf for

[rustic summit]

Gilf. But it would be good to see Marnie dump Lewis and finally go with Marlon. Idw keep seeing him moping around during the dance

[sweet escarp]

in one month too

[hallow jay]

he looks so chopped but its okay. i cant judge too hard hes trying

[rustic summit]

Wait so is it updating today,

[gusty mulch]

ok ngl that heart event with his outfit was kinda cute he tried

jus that

[gusty mulch]

no it was just announced

[stoic moth]

Wait is Clint wearing fucking chainmail

[vast oxide]

I think its jus ta grey sweater

[stoic moth]

but it's shiny

[gusty mulch]

lighting

[steady flare]

once 1.7 sprites drop i'll make clandy

[faint cloak]

I have a genuine question and im not trying to be rude, but who actually likes Clint and why? And I dont mean youll marry him for the plot, but I mean genuinely like him

[uneven jolt]

What the fuck is that fit

[sweet escarp]

boooo tomato tomato

[faint cloak]

I KNOW its a rude question, but please im desperate for an answer

[uneven jolt]

He looks hideous. That’s bad coming from me

[steady flare]

Simple
He upgrades my tools
He's open with his feelings
He's hot

[vast oxide]

Hows that one streamer handling the news? The one who makes his sprite look like Clint then "Saves" Emily every save from Clint

[vast oxide]

fashion fashion baby

https://tenor.com/view/so-hot-right-now-trending-meme-zoolander-this-is-epic-gif-26091622

[faint cloak]

Okay, fair on the looks (not my type, but im not going to judge someones type)

[gusty mulch]

I DONT LIKEEE the guy nor do i hate him, jus the way he is sometimes in the game makes me dislike his obession with wanting to get with emily that badly. but overall and aside his comments about emily, kinda do hope my opinion changes when 1.7 comes out.

[uneven jolt]

I’m trying not to laugh my ass off in front of family rn

[rustic summit]

I low-key feel like Clint was pick as a candidate only vecause concerned ape thought it would be funny af

[faint cloak]

I feel like hed be WAY more likeable if he didnt obsess over emily tbh

[hallow jay]

Every character has fans

[vast oxide]

ConcernedApre in the video "before I made Clint so doughy" also ConcernedApe "now marry him"

[gusty mulch]

Basically yes!! its honestly robably the only thing i dont like about him sometimes

[uneven jolt]

Even Lewis and Pierre?

[vast oxide]

god please not the soyjak memes, lets not summon those trolls

[gusty mulch]

idk about lewis but i know pierre does

[hallow jay]

I’m being quite blunt when I say even one person in the fandom likes them

[tender mason]

Yeah i mean thats part of the reason im comparing him with clint. The older male bachelors we get are harvey, eliot, shane(?) and while each get a quirk/struggle to overcome, none feel "mature" enough. Gus is like...."i already found my own peace" type of guy. This isnt to bash the choice of clint as candidate, this is just me observing how 2 characs with simialar visuals have diff personalities and fan reception, so its not like anyone can point out the not-so-excited reception of some fans on clint is related to his visuals

[vast oxide]

He's very tired, he did his best defending Clint earlier

[proud frost]

It's just like with Pokémon: everyone has a favorite person in SDV

[vast oxide]

LOL

[gusty mulch]

theres ppl who like demetrius so

[hallow jay]

Huh?

[hallow jay]

I like Demetrius yes

[uneven jolt]

Demetrius is Autistic

[gusty mulch]

i dont, but each to their own

[hallow jay]

Exactly

[steady flare]

prove it

[last lintel]

At a hawks game rn theres a kid below where I am playing stardew on the switch 💔

[uneven jolt]

That guy is science 24/7

[faint cloak]

You know what? Yeah, thats fair! Because thats the whole point of the story lines and creating character relationships in general

[hallow jay]

Is he an ass for not acknowledging sebastian? Yeah kind of but I still like him

[steady flare]

"all scientists are autistic" ahh response

[faint cloak]

Gus is too perfect to be a marriage candidate 😔

[hallow jay]

Im pretty neutral towards everyone except haley

[midnight mauve]

real

[faint cloak]

In a good way or a bad way

[vast oxide]

omfg I had an event for a Palia streamer set up that I was supposed to change to saturday, and Im over here memeing about Clint as she goes "Uhm- Stormy, did you forget to do something?" on stream

[indigo berry]

guys the new candidate is sandy and Clint…? Just got the news…kinda devastated

[vast oxide]

Sweating

[vestal urchin]

real 😭

[hallow jay]

Wdym

[faint cloak]

Like youre neutral towards everyone, so do you feel good or not good about haley

[midnight mauve]

yes i was shocked and i open this server

[safe mason]

marnie as a candidate because luigi doesnt really deserve her

[indigo berry]

Sandy is fine but..Clint..? Not the wizard? He’s not JUST hot he’s the PERFECT CANDIDATE AND I GOT NO ONE TO TALK TO ABT THIS

[indigo berry]

SAME

[vestal urchin]

i found out through tiktok and checked the server hoping it was fake 💀

[indigo berry]

Same.

[mellow holly]

Muehehe

[steady flare]

dude can crush geodes

what more do you want?

[safe mason]

i found out through my sister sending a screenshot of the stream

[uneven jolt]

Clint’s face in that pic makes me think of nickacdo avocado

[indigo berry]

Bro like the wizard does NOTHING he’s in almost no event has no story has barley any heart events and gives us a shoo he doesn’t a operate at all, so he would be perfect to marry and expand his story. AND WE GOT CLINT BRO 😭😭😭

[idle niche]

oh dear god it's clint

[hallow jay]

Not good way
She’s an ass. But from personal experiences with girls like that I especially do not like her.
Now before someone says “I bet you like Alex too cause he is rude to the player as well.”
Im aware. I’m a gay guy but Alex isnt my type either. So is Haley. But they both have character development which is fine with me

[old drum]

Clint can crush me anytime 🙂‍↕️
who said that?

[vast oxide]

and autistic person isnt even socially awkard enough to be maliciously compliant to their wife and bring a tomato when she asks for fruit

[mellow holly]

Why not 3

[safe mason]

has anyone tried marrying clot yet

[vast oxide]

the feminist in me wants to murder most of hte men in the stardew married couples

[mellow holly]

And we need to have a "get adopted by marnie" feature

[indigo berry]

SURE I WOULD TAKE CLINT AS PONG AS WE GOT THE WIZARD BUT WENGOT NO CHOICE

[indigo berry]

Updates not out yet

[humble echo]

Anyone else trying to figure out what the random shoe picture with 5 players is for the 1.7 hint?

[safe mason]

oh

[steady flare]

LMAO

[mellow holly]

We needed "get adopted by marnie" feature

[stoic cradle]

i reached my first ever perfection today

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-bleach-mug-clean-yourself-cleaning-gif-10137452

[hallow jay]

Which one of you goobers thought 1.7 is releasing today

[mellow holly]

Perfect farm mother

[mellow holly]

Mi

[faint cloak]

Thats valid! Im just not the best with context sometimes... I kind of feel that way with shane because of people I know irl, and while these are characters... well, they kind of hit close to home sometimes

[hallow jay]

Silly

[safe mason]

me because i dont keep up with updates

[idle niche]

i think it would be better if Clint was able to actually date Emily if the player didn't after some time

[midnight mauve]

same

[safe mason]

i took a stardew break until i found out about the 2 marriage candidates

[mellow holly]

Hear me out

[midnight mauve]

i don't keep track of it until a friend irl texted me, "guess 2 new characters can now be married with"

[indigo berry]

I’m so sad with the Clint news. Like he’s not the worst and we love CA but everyone wanted the wizard not one person said Clint. I get he can have a redemption but that doesn’t mean we gotta marry him 😭😭

[mellow holly]

"Get adopted by marnie" feature

[old drum]

That's not accurate There are people who wanted Clint

[idle niche]

marrying the wizard doesn't make sense to me personally

[safe mason]

"save marnie from the self absorbed mayor who had a gold statue of himself built for him" feature

[mellow holly]

I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET ADOPTED BY THAT WONDERFUL WOMAN

[magic frigate]

Then don't /lh

[mellow holly]

PERFECT FARM MOTHER MATERIAL

[idle niche]

i am listening

[mellow holly]

[safe mason]

maybe we'll get the wizard in the future

[bitter lintel]

yes people wanted Clint as he has by far the best possible arc and you still don't need to marry him just because you can now

[old drum]

Ana i can't wait to marry Clint!

[steady flare]

dude i just started playing what is this? 😭

[indigo berry]

Well, the wizard is attractive might be the first but, he has almost no story, almost no heart events, and gives us access to one thing and one shop and is basically useless the rest of the game. He gives us barley any dialog and it would rlly expand his story to give him more heart events and such

[mellow holly]

WE NEED A "Adopted by Marnie!" FEATURE OR ACHIEVEMENT

[magic frigate]

SAME I'M EXCITED TO SEE A NEW AND IMPROVED DOUGHY BOY

[mellow holly]

Thehail

[vast oxide]

she saw your soyjak memes, valid response tbh

[sterile trench]

So... Clint amirite

[indigo berry]

Sad thing is I probably will cause I don’t hate the guy I kinda want to see his story lw

[idle niche]

he can be a friend but to marry him feels wrong

[mellow holly]

Why did she kick you out---

[hallow jay]

The yhing is
It’s perfectly valid and real of us to feel connected to fictional characters wheather its good or bad. It reminds us our own life experiences.
Thats kinda the point of setting up a character and see who will relate to themin a good or bad way, at least thats how I view it. My only issue is like. Fans harassing each other of who is better or worse like please. If someone likes clint, dont say they support stalkers in real life. Thats a stretch and we’re supposed to seperate fiction from reality
-# im sorry for the typos english isnt my first language

[indigo berry]

In what way?

[tender mason]

Wait now i forgot, wasnt there talk abt 1.7 having bachelors date/marry others if not bagged in firsy 2 years?

[magic frigate]

I like the wizard not having a lot of lore since he's supposed to be mysterious anyway imo

[mellow holly]

Fr

[safe mason]

imagine if this update ends up being clints redemption arc and everyone starts loving him

[glacial coral]

Wizard should stay in mystery

[idle niche]

just feels too old

[mellow holly]

Anyway me gon play

[idle niche]

like he's in the same age bracket as grandpa

[hallow jay]

If yer uncomfortable by Clint
Or if you love clint
Make love not war ahh sentence

[mellow holly]

Buh bye

[safe mason]

ill give clot a chance

[indigo berry]

Yeah makes sense I understand, though i personally feel like giving him more substance and depth as a character he can be mysterious and still give us lore

[magic frigate]

Clot LOL

[dire inlet]

Haiiia Is the game gonna be on sale soonnn?

[hallow jay]

clod

[idle niche]

if it's just talk then its not anything

[magic frigate]

Idk I hope so

[indigo berry]

Yeah I understand, I wanted Willy so I can see the problem with that also

[proud frost]

Seeing what his heart scenes will be will be interesting

[pine vale]

Just like how we dogpile on Haley due to her absolutely rude behavior to actually became a genuine loving person, it could applied the same towards clint

[faint cloak]

Yeah, thwts why I dont go crazy like some people do... though there are exceptions to some crimes characters can commit (none of the examples are presented in stardew)

[dire inlet]

Samee! Im planning to get it for my pc and im only using my allowance for it lool! Any cheaper from the original price is honestly great

[indigo berry]

If he gets a good redemption and stuff I’d gladly marry him though currently we are in the dark so I’m gonna hope he truns out great

[bitter lintel]

OG sdv price is still a steal

[steady flare]

i'm gonna have a field day with 1.7

[dire inlet]

How do you get the anniversary rolee

[idle niche]

better heart events with non marriageable candidates should be an update

[magic frigate]

Post in #archived-stardew-memories

[indigo berry]

I thought it for 15 idk the og price

[magic frigate]

It is

[indigo berry]

I agree

[pine vale]

Lmao true. And yeah hopefully there's a great character redemption to solidify his status as a marriage candidate

[glacial coral]

I got Shepard role but that doesn’t make the Shepard choice better than the other one

[hallow jay]

Assumimg there is a cooldown for distributing the role since so many peeps have responded there lol

[idle niche]

clint being marriage candidate just feels wrong

[magic frigate]

It just however quick mods are!

[indigo berry]

How so?

[idle niche]

hes pining over emily so much that when we go for him, its like, we're competing with emily

[magic frigate]

It makes sense to me!

[bitter lintel]

1.7 is mostly a social update so don't be surprised if more hearts events are added, a heart event for every heart level is a perfect way to add more content to the game without bloating it

[steady flare]

How is she named Sandy?

[indigo berry]

Yes but getting Emily is basically the same thing backwards

[idle niche]

like "heeeey u cant get to emily but here i am, the next best thing"

[pine vale]

Who knows? Maybe after 1.7, we all gonna singing praises towards the very man we have been absolutely dogpiled

[hallow jay]

They can take their times
No rush since theres quite a number of goobers in the channel rn

[magic frigate]

he’s definitely going to get a character rework update so I wouldn’t even judge him too much on it right now

[idle niche]

its pretty subjective i suppose

[indigo berry]

Isn’t Alex and Haley a thing somewhat until we come along? And Abigail and Sebastian are like confirmed to like each other in the story no?

[magic frigate]

literally everybody hated Shane when he was announced as the new candidate. And yeah, he’s not the most popular candidate rn, but it’s not like he's so terrible either, my boy got fans!

[hallow jay]

The clocks in my head is turning

[idle niche]

yea and i think that the candidates we don't end up dating/marrying should end up with eachother after a certain amount of time / after the player plays matchmaker

[indigo berry]

Honestly that’s an accurate assessment. Clint might turn out to be great. I personally hope he turns out to be compassionate or something. Sweet maybe

[undone scroll]

The new candidates are insane

[idle niche]

i still stand by my opinion that the character lore itself is still pretty shallow

[vast oxide]

[indigo berry]

That would be a lovely update give the idea to a modded and see how it goes

[proud frost]

I think he'll be sweet, personally

[magic frigate]

As of this game version, I don't like Clint LMAO but I'm excited to see what 1.7 Clint has in store

[undone scroll]

We got Sandy and ||The Creature||

[idle niche]

the creature is craaaazy

[pine vale]

Give it some time and chances and then they can come to conclusion on what they think about it now

[indigo berry]

Same

[hallow jay]

Featuring..
the creature

[steady flare]

wait that's a little confusing.
who's the one talking?

[vast oxide]

Seb, look at the name :3

[magic frigate]

Realistically basically no one likes Clint rn I bet CA laughing at all the ppl mad over him HAHAHA

[vast oxide]

No I mean Seb is talking TO me

[magic frigate]

I'm so excited for Clint :3

[idle niche]

im not gonna suddenly like clint to become different

[hallow jay]

5 people earlier liked clint

[idle niche]

hes always been meh to me and thats not just cause of the community

[tender mason]

Its also possible he might be rewritten heavily to not talk abt emily anymore, bc as of 1.6, more hearts= more talks abt emily. As romance candidate thats meant to reverse anyway

[magic frigate]

I don't think he'll be totally different but I think his story will make him less revolting (I hope LOL)

[idle niche]

i wish we were allowed to play matchmaker for him and emily instead

[agile dragon]

True but thats also not what it looks like - I am a clint enjoyer but people think hes creepy and creeping on Emily.

[vast oxide]

[foggy atlas]

oh there’s mad amount of people wanting Clint already, I don’t see appeal unfortunately but it feels unfair since he likes Emily sm he gets no one else😪

[icy phoenix]

i think clint Exists. i've never actually talked to him but who knows maybe i'll change my tune

[idle niche]

no like im not suddenly gonna do a 180 and like him just to set myself apart from everyone else thats disappointed

[magic frigate]

I predict that letter to Emily on his desk will turn into a letter to farmer after a certain amount of hearts

[indigo berry]

Makes sense. Honestly hope he becomes a sweet boy if he didn’t act like how he does I’d love him! He was attractive since I started the game, I just hated how stalky to Emily and how self loathing he was

[indigo berry]

YESSS THISSS

[idle niche]

oh dear god

[pine vale]

Same. My hate towards clint is about as big as him closing his shop at 4 pm but CA can prove me wrong once the update finally arrive

[icy phoenix]

anyway i'm fishing rn in my fourth or fifth elliott marriage save

[agile dragon]

Gonna marry Clint, have his babies, then divorce him on his birthday and give emily a Mermaid pendant on the same day.

[unkempt steeple]

redemption arc hopefully!

[foggy atlas]

idk if I’m gonna have to do a whole new playthrough for this update tbh

[magic frigate]

Literally no matter what happens, I am here for it

[idle niche]

i hope that emily doesn't just turn into his infatuation that he throws over to the side when the farmer arrives

[icy phoenix]

i am but exclusively for sandy that's my wife

[magic frigate]

If he gets better, W. If he gets worse, that's hilarious LOL

[uneven jolt]

Turn the child into a crow

[icy phoenix]

I LOVE CROWS

[steady flare]

They should make it so if you Marry Emily, you can no longer upgrade your tools or process geodes.

[idle niche]

again.. "i cant get to emily, lets get to the next best thing!"

[icy phoenix]

that basically locks you out of important stuff so probably not

[tender hare]

Or make it more expensive

[unkempt steeple]

Same hah, I wonder what will be his story like, or what happens too to his shop :0!

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-standards-jeff-winger-community-i'll-settle-for-anything-gif-9746686482200815352

[icy phoenix]

realistic option

[idle niche]

"oh so you're gonna steal my girl but be unable to upgrade your own tools? chud"

[magic frigate]

I had a crush on my bf's friend before my bf and I got together, these things can happen

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[agile dragon]

Change your appearance to look like Emily and then divorce him

[idle niche]

oh god

[pine vale]

If it turns horribly, I just delete the entire file and never remember it again

[vast oxide]

dear god guys hide your couches

[icy phoenix]

right like i'm basically emily if she transitioned and baked instead of sewed

[vast oxide]

no couches in the farm house anymore

[magic frigate]

LOL omg

[icy phoenix]

sixth. this is my sixth save marrying elliott

[steady flare]

sandy is sloppy seconds confirmed

[pine vale]

Sorry my morale still won't let me divorce anyway even if it's Clint lol

[idle niche]

given how clint is written, still feels wrong

[idle niche]

WHAT

[wispy valley]

Hbd stardvew valley, wish stardvew valley is grafik 3 D

[uneven jolt]

So the player is sloppy thirds…

[steady flare]

nah
third time's the best charm

[agile dragon]

given the amount of physical exercise they do im not sure its sloppy.

[icy phoenix]

GOOD LORD NO MORE SUMMER SQUASH SEEDS

[idle niche]

does this update at least include the option to completely ruin pierres life by running a shop of your own from the farm

[steady flare]

sloppy sandy

[icy phoenix]

that would be hysterical

[magic frigate]

He's probably getting rewritten probably

[foggy atlas]

I’d really like a birthday in the update personally😪

[idle niche]

i am not so optimistic even if he gets rewritten 🥀

[icy phoenix]

wait so how will sandy's oasis work if we marry her

[magic frigate]

That would be fire, speedrunners gonna make their bday day 1 LOL

[pine vale]

It be strange if he's entire character is completely rewrite

[idle niche]

long distance relationship 🥀

[foggy atlas]

I’m imagining she’ll get an actual schedule tbh

[magic frigate]

I didn't say completely

[steady flare]

We need more characters that make mistakes or have "wrong" attributes.
That's what makes them characters.

[icy phoenix]

true. my bday will be summer 19 as it is true to my actual birthday put into a converter

[agile dragon]

How does Krobus work if he's your room mate

[magic frigate]

Yeah I wouldn't want him to be completely changed either

[icy phoenix]

idk i've never had him move in with me

[idle niche]

everybody's so shocked abt clint that no ones rlly thinking abt sandy

[pine vale]

Or put a payment box at her counter so you can access it anytime

[tender hare]

Maybe Emily will help with shop

[icy phoenix]

i always think about sandy

[magic frigate]

We all knew it was gonna be her

[steady flare]

sloppy seconds sandy

[vast oxide]

sandy was a given tbh is why

no one is surprised its sandy

[idle niche]

yes yes i know we said this yesterday

[icy phoenix]

her or elliott are always on my mind

[sweet escarp]

you're telling me they picked sandy over pam??? terrible decision /j

[idle niche]

ive always liked sandy, i got her to max hearts asap

[tender mason]

The bodyguards/faculty of the casino may also take up the shop role

[agile dragon]

I would think youd want to friendsmax as quick as possible so they give you presents on your birthday (if thats how it works) - so youd have a birthday on like day 3 after gifting as much as possible days 1 and 2

[idle niche]

and i always make it a point to visit her cause nobody goes there

[steady flare]

i can't wait for sandy to have a negative character arc and be more hateable

[foggy atlas]

True, might just do a box like Pierre tbf, but maybe run the same as krobus

[pine vale]

Which is absolutely hilarious cus there's more talk about how Clint got picked more than the people who were in joy that sandy as a wife Is canon

[sweet escarp]

sandy could stamp on my head and I'd apologise

[nocturne estuary]

You literally get the context of why hes in the bush

[idle niche]

sandy always felt like a marissa tomei aunt may to me tho

[agile dragon]

Please please please concerned ape: let me order stuff over the phone regardless of the day or time and then have it delivered direct to my house the next day

[idle niche]

but hey, we love romancing older women

[magic frigate]

There's literally not a single person that's like, genuinely upset about Sandy lmao

[vocal cradle]

starting my first save with mods. this should be interesting.

[agile dragon]

of course but people still find him creepy.

[idle niche]

i am people

[magic frigate]

There are ppl that are GENUINELY upset with Clint (which is so funny to me )

[tender mason]

Plus its likely gonna be a male farmer x clint run

[agile dragon]

you do you - but vanilla is great and might be better for a first run

[nocturne estuary]

I spent like an hour explaining this im not doing it again rn if you want my thoughts theyre up there. Its fine if other people think hes creepy. All I did was explain why I dont think so

[pine vale]

Nah who is gonna be upset cus pam wasnt a candidate instead of sandy lol

[idle niche]

i think u should only do mods after one year of being vanilla but qol mods are alr

[vocal cradle]

not my first run. just foirst time with mods

[obtuse lance]

im not that upset just a bit disappointed its not the wiz lol

[idle niche]

most of my mods are qol mods

[agile dragon]

Should have been Birdie not Sandy

[idle niche]

mate

[sweet escarp]

the wizard doesnt have time for marriage, he's married to the arcane grind

[idle niche]

shes got a soulmate

[foggy atlas]

genuinely surprised it wasn’t Willy or the wizard considering all the mods for such

[obtuse lance]

brotha 😭

[idle niche]

perhaps too controversially old

[magic frigate]

Real ones knew it wasn't gonna be the popular choices

[obtuse lance]

honestly i think willy and grandpa were lovers

is that ridiculous to say

[agile dragon]

Hes gone - i can save her

[idle niche]

theyre gruncle material

[pine vale]

Nah

[tender mason]

Does this chat have pin message feature, might be useful for many players aswell (as long as admins control it)

[foggy atlas]

idk my mother in law plays the game, she only romances Elliot bc he’s the only suitably older one

[nocturne flax]

welp time to divorce abigail

[steady flare]

i think it's sad that none of the candidates ever find love unless it's with the player

[magic frigate]

Ya you can check the pins for this channel's spoiler rules

[nocturne estuary]

Dunno

[magic frigate]

Not Harvey?

[idle niche]

right??

[nocturne flax]

I have hope

[magic frigate]

Everybody stuck in a time loop fr

[nocturne flax]

that itll be added

[steady flare]

believe me i'm stuck in it too irl

[magic frigate]

Real

[nocturne flax]

like maybe post year 1 people start dating and

[idle niche]

i have a writing idea for this where the player hasn't been online for ages and everyone's speculating

[foggy atlas]

Other than him but that’s about it tbh

[pine vale]

So many talk about how Clint can be farmer's husband that it could have its own channel lol

[steady flare]

dude that would be devastating if everyone became taken after too long

[magic frigate]

How do you break people up if someone joins your farm and they wanna romance an NPC that's married tho?..

[steady flare]

just like prom

[nocturne flax]

except clint fuck clint

[agile dragon]

Once you get married they should have a random chance of hooking up with each other. at least getting to 10 hears with each other even if not married (so you can still marry them if you want to... you are the player after all)

[idle niche]

#bush-chat

[nocturne flax]

also i want sandy and emily to dance together

not emily and clint

[foggy atlas]

least Clint might bring back some money ???? Idk how he’s gonna work if he was romanced

[idle niche]

who does emily dance w during flower dance

[nocturne flax]

i approve of yuri

[sweet escarp]

next romance options are jodi and kent. you have to wait for y3 for them to divorce. kent goes and lives with hat mouse bc thats like, the only house left

[magic frigate]

Shane

[proud frost]

Shane

[idle nacelle]

How do we get the 10th anniversary role

[idle niche]

oh yeaaa that's nice

[magic frigate]

Post in #archived-stardew-memories

[old drum]

Doubt it. Harvey doesn't either. Or Emily or anyone else

[steady flare]

very curious to see how this plays out
if it's the same, then sandy really is sloppy seconds

[pine vale]

Maybe he can gift me iridium

[foggy atlas]

I’ve only ever married Sam so idk

[foggy atlas]

Real, that would be the only bonus😭

[agile dragon]

Now i want a chance to BE the various romancable partners; like in baldurs gate 3 where you can select your own character, or you can just select one of the companions.

Then you can literally be Emily and marry clint

[idle niche]

there is no joint atm sadly

[magic frigate]

TBF Clint doesn't really ever meet Sandy. Emily could've been the sloppy second if he knew Sandy just as well as he did Emily

[sweet escarp]

how DOES the clinic work if harvey/maru are married?

[magic frigate]

They go to work, Harvey has box

[idle niche]

im not understanding how sandy is sloppy seconds

[steady flare]

i didn't consider that tbh

[nocturne flax]

ill be so happy if yuri is canon

[tender mason]

If npc dating was feature then homewrecking should automatically be feature too, bc i dont think new players could bag a bachelor in 1 yr

[magic frigate]

[sweet escarp]

HARVEY HAS BOX 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[steady flare]

i just assumed that clint would have a partner

[magic frigate]

I wanna homewreck so bad ngl.......

Wait what who said that aha

[pine vale]

I'm curious how the entire flower dance gonna work now we know Clint and sandy can be married??

[idle niche]

make me robin's controversially young side piece 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sweet escarp]

evilnaira

[magic frigate]

They dance tg

[nocturne flax]

I DONT MIND FENDING OFF PIERRE FOR CAROLINE

[agile pier]

Aren't you the clint edit guy

[agile dragon]

Should have been Gil and Birdie.

[foggy atlas]

I think bc sandy is basically unlockable she won’t be there

[agile pier]

Dream come true over here

[agile dragon]

But people arent ready for that.

[steady flare]

hell yeah i am

[foggy atlas]

mortifying actually

[pine vale]

Nooo stop

[nocturne flax]

no neck clint

[steady flare]

they should make clint shave as a 14 heart event

[agile pier]

I respect the hustle but aint it been like 3+ years of this

[agile dragon]

She does?

[pine vale]

That's too much for my eye to see

[golden ravine]

I miss myself 5 second before seeing this

[grand tangle]

3 years of what :0

[nocturne flax]

RIP the people who wanted the wizard

[agile pier]

I remember you being active when i was still active in these channels

[proud frost]

I miss 15 seconds ago before we all saw this

[pine vale]

There's 1.8 so maybe there be chance!

[steady flare]

marriageable clint brought me back

easy w

[agile pier]

This dude making edits of clint in random situations

[magic frigate]

Ya she goes Tues/Thurs, her overhead dialogue when ur married to her while working is so cute. Her font is in pink saying hi honey with a little heart her romance dialogue in the clinic while she works is so cute too

[agile pier]

Fair

[foggy atlas]

I genuinely didn’t know what male candidate it was going to be tbh, so I’m not massively surprised

[grand tangle]

ahhh gotchu

[nocturne flax]

idk how clint will be tbh

[steady flare]

he will be goated like always

[agile pier]

My wish for the willy romance option will never come true

[foggy atlas]

I fear the heart events tbh

[foggy atlas]

maybe in time 💔

[proud frost]

I'm curious to see how he'll be written since CA has to give him all new heart scenes

[pine vale]

Also curious what Clint and sandy's activity on that little spot behind farmer's house. There should be something that they do

[agile pier]

I'm more curious about sandy tbh

[proud frost]

Oooooh, didn't think about that!

[foggy atlas]

does sandy have heart events now? I cant actually think

[agile pier]

Uhhh

[obtuse lance]

im sooo happy that sandy was picked tho

[agile dragon]

I suspect the first 6 hearts will be the same. by 8 hes over emily but somewhat annoyingly obsessed with you. and by 10 hes grown up and realises his value and yours independently.

[nocturne flax]

sandy seems fun i kinda always wanted her to be dateable'

[proud frost]

No, I don't think so

[agile pier]

I have genuinely no idea if sandy has any events

[umbral coyote]

Oh my god 😭😭 fair

[obtuse lance]

shes so cutesy too

[pine vale]

As of now (not until the update ), there wasn't

[foggy atlas]

aw nice, whole new interactions

[umbral coyote]

She in the desert festival

That's it tho

[nocturne flax]

REAL and all she needs are jus some cactus fruit

[tender mason]

Is sandy considered older bachelorette or younger?

[nocturne flax]

shes a greenflage if i ever saw one

[agile pier]

Shoulda been around years ago when the vote for sandy or emily as romancable options coulda had a different timeline

[foggy atlas]

older I’d say

[pine vale]

I can imagine sandy planting her cactus flower on the back of farmer's house

[umbral coyote]

I've always thought of her to be like 30

[obtuse lance]

yes !!! which is found right outside the oasis so easy peasy romancing

[agile dragon]

i always assumed shes slightly older than emily.

[nocturne flax]

I WANT THEM TO BE PAIRED TOGETHER
THEYRE MEANT TO BE

[pine vale]

But Clint? Idk what activity fits him

[foggy atlas]

I’d say Sandys ages with Emily, which I imagine to be early 20s maybe

[agile pier]

I dont think any of the characters have actual ages

[nocturne flax]

I Always felt emily is like 27

[foggy atlas]

Nah, I just imagine it like that

[agile pier]

Fair enough

[orchid shell]

hi

[foggy atlas]

I mean Emily works so

Oh not 2😭😭

[tender mason]

Yasss my whimsy lady provider dream is getting real

[nocturne flax]

I WANT SANDY TO RIVAL PIERRE

[obtuse lance]

death

[foggy atlas]

I wonder if sandy would get a mini shop at events then

[ocean tartan]

He’s the last one that I’m gonna get 10 hearts of friendship with lol

[agile pier]

It is not this serious dawg 😭

[pine vale]

Imagine sandy switch her business location to pelican town

[nocturne flax]

I WANT SANDY TO SET UP SHOP AND GIVE PIERRE THE MIDDLE FINGER

[nocturne flax]

HELL YEA MF SELLS MY CROPS

OVERPRICED

[foggy atlas]

genuinely so intrigued about the rest of this update tho tbh, I assume it’ll be a while in process though

[nocturne flax]

I HATE PIERRE WITH ALL MY SOUL EVEN IF I NEED THE MONEY I NEVER SELL IT TO EM

[ocean tartan]

I just don’t sell to him. Shipping bin everything

[nocturne flax]

Hell id be happy if Morris made a return

[tender mason]

I imagine Sandy's gifts to farmer will be new shirts

[pine vale]

Or cactus

[nocturne flax]

yoooo clint would probably gift iridium when married

[idle niche]

im am happy for anyone who actually wanted to marry clint, but im am still disappointed 🥀 but we needed a male marriage candidate and there wasn't anyone that isn't a little too old so....

[pine vale]

Something from her hometown could be sweet

[proud frost]

Yessss

[foggy atlas]

just give me Kent🙄

[obtuse lance]

YES MY LITTLE SOLDIER BOY

[idle niche]

crazy work

[agile dragon]

have we been told its ONLY two new marriage candidates?

[tender mason]

Gus is pretty cool too

[nocturne flax]

Maybe Clint will like pursue his passions more in his heart events

[foggy atlas]

they ain’t that serious

[idle niche]

1.7 update! marry everyone to your heart's desires

[foggy atlas]

Omg I forgot about Gus

[obtuse arch]

I am interested in more of Clint's backstory. What do you think his heart events would be like

[nocturne flax]

Thatll be cute ngl

[obtuse lance]

great !! razzy is coming home with me

[nocturne flax]

Gus is a workaholic

[pine vale]

Talking about how he end up became blacksmith and his actual dream

[last lintel]

Chat I need help I accidently added segregation what mod adds it please I need help

[pine vale]

Similar to Harvey's

[foggy atlas]

I wish Gus had more dialogue tbh

[torpid spear]

Does anyone dislike Clint as much as I do?

[agile dragon]

I cant thinkj of anyone in the valley i WOULDNt want to have as my spouse or room mate tbh. Maybe thats one thing that makes the game so good.

[nocturne flax]

yeaa atleast he got pam

[obtuse arch]

That right. He never wanted to be a black smith

[foggy atlas]

Is this a theory I’ve missed🤨

[agile dragon]

Except for the kids and old folks obvs

[proud frost]

He was forced into because all the men in his family were

[nocturne flax]

nah theyre best friends

[copper patrol]

Guys I'm actually warming up to the idea of Clint being a marriage candidate

[obtuse lance]

friggin pierre

[foggy atlas]

thank goodness

[agile dragon]

like caroline and wizard?

[tender mason]

Bruh

[obtuse lance]

only if he has a crazy redemption arc imo

[nocturne flax]

nahhhhh

[proud frost]

Join the club!

[agile dragon]

Wizard father-in-law

[obtuse arch]

What would Clint be interested in he never said anything about his true passions. Maybe we'll help him figure it out

[pine vale]

He definitely will be

[nocturne flax]

Redemption arc or not this man will give out iridium like crazy idgaf about his arc

[obtuse lance]

my theory with them is i think shes his daughter

[obtuse lance]

i hope so

[copper patrol]

I mean to be fair ConcernedApe would DEFINITELY fix the hell out of him to justify why he's one of the candidates

[foggy atlas]

I feel like once married he’d be really sleazy or a workaholic idk

[opaque mural]

[copper patrol]

W-what club...

[topaz glen]

I could imagine Clint being a rock collector as in geodes etc

[nocturne flax]

i think i semi feel bad for clint but i dont

[agile dragon]

theres something about caroline and wizard. I dont know their relative ages but they either had a thing in the past or are related

[proud frost]

The people who are excited to have Clint as a marriage candidate 🙂

[obtuse arch]

I tend to just feel bad for Clint. Talking to him makes me sad

[keen robin]

just installed like 60 mods and 59 are for aesthetics

[copper patrol]

Oooohh okay! sign me up!!!

[magic frigate]

as u should!!

[pine vale]

I wouldn't say i was excited as candidate but I genuinely wanted Clint to have redemption like haley

[nocturne flax]

i have him already at 10 hearts lol
Imma get spammed cutscenes

[magic frigate]

I'm excited! Doesn't mean I like him rn lol

[proud frost]

Yesss, this definitely

[copper patrol]

Oh my you guys actually exist 😭 maybe being excited about him wasn't so bad

[proud frost]

Truuuuue

[obtuse arch]

I just thought everyone's reaction to the reveal was funny

[foggy atlas]

maybe Emily will start liking him as well ????

[agile dragon]

I just want to be cook like the Desert Festival Chef

[magic frigate]

I just think being excited to see a new character develop vs. desiring them are 2 diff things

[agile dragon]

she always did - just not like that.

[willow hemlock]

You could give him literal garbage for his birthday and he will say that he appreciates you remembered him

[foggy atlas]

but maybe like that if the player doesn’t marry either

[magic frigate]

IK LIKE TRAGIC

[candid cloud]

when new update come out

[nocturne flax]

and clint is super easy to impress with just gold its not even that hard to obtain

[pine vale]

Ohh it's so funny that all the comment at CA YouTube channel is all about Clint lol

[magic frigate]

That's honestly so sad and sweet tho

[agile dragon]

even with that Haley is still the least interesting companion IMO

[obtuse arch]

Gosh his self esteem is so low

[nocturne flax]

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[copper patrol]

I really just want him to have a chance to get fixed and all, and I hope he stopped talking about Emily after you marry him 😭

[foggy atlas]

Can’t say I’ve seen anything about release etc

[copper patrol]

SERIOUSLY??? poor baby...

[proud frost]

I feel that

[charred basin]

Hes not even that bad of a person everyone keeps wanting to fix him and its like no. Keep him that way so I can use him and lose him.

[obtuse lance]

it makes sense to me because razzy is real old to me (like old enough to be her dad) and caroline also has a not typical hair color, and abigails hair is literally purple as well as the wizards. i also feel like caroline and abigail keep their visits a secret from pierre because he wouldnt be accepting of her father being “the crazy wizard” yk

[nocturne flax]

i think unironically clint will never be as bad as shane tho

[agile dragon]

That could also be the case if they had a fling

[nocturne flax]

like he seems chill

[obtuse arch]

The wizard is probably older than he looks

[nocturne flax]

wizard has an ex hes not over tho

[tender mason]

Abigail dyed her hair afaik its in caroline's dialoge

[obtuse lance]

i wouldnt blame caroline if that were the case tho

[charred basin]

Like Im not gonna say he doesnt have his flaws but the slander campaigns this man gets for like nothing

[pine vale]

Maybe a 100+ years older? Who knows he might use a magic of youth or something

[hallow jay]

Wizard isnt over his wife? Well. Ex wife

[charred basin]

I say highkey this is what the fanbase gets for demonizing him. Now you gotta you know what with him.

[agile dragon]

I would think that the ex wife is older than caroline.

[obtuse lance]

yes but abby also says “i cant remember the last time i dyed my hair” and sometimes along the lines of how its still purple

[obtuse arch]

He does have that shrine of illusion in his basement

[agile dragon]

so maybe caroline is his daughter.

[obtuse lance]

urggg he did it to himself tho hes kinda weird

[foggy atlas]

Never thought about that actually

[pine vale]

Ohh right. He is old but he use that shrine to change his look to cover up his actual appearance

[agile dragon]

Family secrets:
Abigail: I like swords
Pierre: I have snacks in the bedroom
Caroline: THE WIZARD IS MY DAD

[magic frigate]

I'm confused by the Caroline daughter theory again, I forgot why it made sense

[obtuse lance]

yes !! plus he just looks older than the already married npcs and definitely caroline

[foggy atlas]

Snacks? 🤨🤨

[agile dragon]

There are lines about how wizard knows caroline

[tender mason]

Her hair color could come fron the witch, shes all green tinged

[charred basin]

Clint can get it. I never knew i needed a bear in this game until noq

Now to make him GAY

[agile dragon]

There is a scene where you break into his bedroom and find his snacks.

And hes like "you pretend you didnt find my snacks... and ill fotrget you broke into my bedroom"

[nocturne flax]

sugar daddy clint

[foggy atlas]

I swore my one said stash… idk if I misread it

[magic frigate]

He doesn't say her specifically

[charred basin]

And yall BETTER make his artwork a big strong bear like yall be doing Harvey.

[nocturne flax]

hes gonna pay me back all the money i spent in gifts and iridium ore

[obtuse arch]

The purple hair probably skipped a generation. Though abby did originally have brown hair she state her hair never faded after she dyed it

[foggy atlas]

I can see that tbf

[charred basin]

And it makes sense for him too.

[hazy iron]

I can change him

[obtuse arch]

Bear Clint. I can see it

[obtuse lance]

i just wish i could marry the wizard so bad

[charred basin]

He already is a bear lol

[agile dragon]

There are already several literal bears in the game

[lime basalt]

magic dye or smth, wish we had it too

[obtuse arch]

Black smiths are very strong

[agile dragon]

its not helpful for console... but SDVE

[lime basalt]

if you install stardew valley expanded you can! its basically sdv but with mire characters and locations

[foggy atlas]

😔I need a PC just for stardew mods

[obtuse lance]

wait im currently playing my sdve save wdym i can marry him there ?

[obtuse arch]

We got slingshots

[magic frigate]

If u have Android can use mobile

[obtuse lance]

now i cant chose between him and lance gawd

[foggy atlas]

You can mod on there?! I have an iphone 💔

[magic frigate]

Yeah,

[agile dragon]

Claire

[charred basin]

Emily dialogue in 1.7

"Wow I cant believe you married Clint, thats awesome."

"I had a crush on him BTW"

[nocturne flax]

i want kids to grow up tbh

[median ocean]

Pierre is the biggest villain in the game

[obtuse arch]

That would be insane

[foggy atlas]

my partners hinting about buying a PC so I WILL be on there and I WILL have Pam horse

[lime basalt]

MAKE TWO SAVES LANCE IS SO SMASHHHH

[nocturne flax]

maybe my kids could like play around with the other kids in the valley

[agile dragon]

i want MY in game kids to grow up.
start helping around the farm planting seeds etc

[foggy atlas]

That would be so cute

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[obtuse lance]

dude im just gonna date both of them 😝

[obtuse arch]

Ca did say he was gonna work on the kids

[obtuse lance]

im not playing for perfection in sdve so i dont need to choose haha

[foggy atlas]

pause

[lime basalt]

u can also move in with krobus! not sure if its vanilla or sde tho 😋

[nocturne flax]

like i think adding dialogue and maybe like semi randomized custom portraits based on your marriage candidates would be cool

its neat potential mod

[magic frigate]

!Checkthepins you can't say that here, pls delete

[novel thistle]

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[obtuse lance]

yess !! he can be ur roomie its so cute, and he gives hugs instad of kisses

[nocturne flax]

krobus marriage update

[obtuse arch]

The dwarf as a roommate would be cool too

[foggy atlas]

I wanted the dwarf too tbh

[obtuse arch]

I want more dwarf lore

[nocturne flax]

real

[proud frost]

You can have Krobus as a roommate in vanilla, I do and I love it!!!

[obtuse lance]

question, how long have u guys been playing stardew for ? for me its been 7 years

[lime basalt]

its so cute imma prolly move kn with him cuz i cannot choose a husband/wife

[nocturne flax]

i just buy bombs from home

[agile dragon]

i think that was taken out of context but sure

[median ocean]

I want a mod to have a mayoral election and unseat Lewis once and for all.

The town is in shambles under Lewis’ watch. It’s time for a fresh start for the Valley. #HOPE #CHANGE

[foggy atlas]

I’ve not done a playthrough of krobus as roomie, can you do perfect with that or will i actually have to marry

[obtuse lance]

right, the only downside is i think u cant adopt kids or anything

[nocturne flax]

O SHIT HOW WOULD I BUY SEEDS FROM SANDY WHEN I MARRY HER

[willow hemlock]

Yeah but modding on Android is a little wonky. More mods used to be compatible; idk if they've fixed that yet

[wanton cosmos]

I think sve might have that

[magic frigate]

Post CC = cannot mention here at all, even with spoiler tag, that NPC was post cc

[lime basalt]

but u can have cats! tgats a win win

[nocturne flax]

Maybe the body guard will take over

[obtuse arch]

You can still get perfection with a roomie

[foggy atlas]

well I’ll be marrying sandy now but 😪

[nocturne flax]

you can get perfection while single i think

[earnest stream]

I lowk need lvl 5 ✌️😔

[nocturne flax]

i cant divorce abigail i have a child with her rn

[lime basalt]

REAL!!!! IM JUST WAITING FOR THAT UPDATE

[nocturne flax]

dammit

[obtuse arch]

I just realized I get to learn more about Sandy

[foggy atlas]

I think it’s just for the stardrop

[obtuse arch]

Any theories on her background

[foggy atlas]

holding my marriage for her

[median ocean]

I want to marry Hat Mouse and have Hat Kids

[nocturne flax]

shes jus a chill gal

[magic frigate]

I think her real name starts with an M for some reason

Like Michelle or something

[lime basalt]

who mnows, maybe she was in prison dated nister qi and got expelled from pelican town or smth

[foggy atlas]

maybe she gives more info on mr qi with heart events

[lime basalt]

frfr

[median ocean]

Or explains how she’s able to keep the store in business with literally just you as a customer

[nocturne flax]

I DONT CARE FOR HER BACKGROUND SHE MUST DANCE WITH EMILY

[obtuse arch]

Emily mentioned that she and Sandy dreamed of running away to join a circus

[lime basalt]

SHE MIST DANCE WITH ME? 💔

[nocturne flax]

EXACTLY THEY ARE MEANT TO BE

[foggy atlas]

the way I’ve bought like 2 things from her this run through idk how she’s in business

[bitter lintel]

the casino pays her hush money to use the back of her shop

[lime basalt]

casino prolly

[obtuse arch]

Shady dealings

[median ocean]

It’s clearly a front, exactly ^

[foggy atlas]

yeah and that 🤨

[median ocean]

Shady Sandy 🤔

[lime basalt]

maybe she was in one before then

[nocturne flax]

yk stardew needs more gambling

we need lootboxes

[lime basalt]

i need more sandy

[nocturne flax]

and a battlepass

[median ocean]

Yes, it needs to go the way of Dragon Quest games

[foggy atlas]

everytime I go into the caves is a gamble

[lime basalt]

its not league 💔

[lime basalt]

nah, skull cavern is such a gamble

[median ocean]

Skull Cavern ages me

[nocturne flax]

it feels so weird knowing league has a battle pass now

[obtuse arch]

Come to think of it...where does Sandy live?

[foggy atlas]

literally. I’ve been acing it recently but I was NOT thriving before

[nocturne flax]

in her shop

[lime basalt]

in the xasino under the table

[leaden sage]

I was wondering why pickles wernt in my collection log and then I realized the hot peppers are considered a fruit 😒

[agile dragon]

oh no i mentioned someone else post CC earlier too

[lime basalt]

its quite okay hinestky. bought it cuz demacia but wheres my luxanna 💔💔💔

[magic frigate]

It okay you didn't know just make sure not next time

[agile dragon]

in the casino - she has a problem

[obtuse arch]

That emote is killing me

[nocturne flax]

Sandy rare mechanic
she gambles away funds randomly

[foggy atlas]

Interesting

[agile dragon]

In one of the mods she lives in Castle Village and uses teleporting to get too and from work every day.

[obtuse arch]

Thing is the casino is exclusive. I dont think Sandy ever stepped foot in there

[median ocean]

I want to have some starfruit wine with the governor. I’m sure he’s got some dirt on Lewis

[nocturne flax]

why do buses exist in the stardew world

[foggy atlas]

does she just sleep on the shelves or something

[agile dragon]

Happy birthday honey, have an omelete (go outside and all your pigs have been possessed)

[agile dragon]

Marriageable Govenor when?

[foggy atlas]

canon

[obtuse arch]

The governor is already married no?

[median ocean]

V 1.8 plz

[lime basalt]

to me

[obtuse arch]

Pfft

[median ocean]

That can be changed 😈

[jade jasper]

Hello! Any coop?

[magic frigate]

Wha

[lime basalt]

nah i want narlon and willy

[obtuse arch]

We just a community of home wreckers

[foggy atlas]

probs married to Lewis at this rate

[magic frigate]

Hii try #1139016532966506576!

[nocturne flax]

yk what i want the most oddly enough
i want all the villager clothes as wearable items

[fair river]

fair enough lol

[foggy atlas]

I want Haley’s earmuffs

[median ocean]

Yes, I want Linus’ getup

[agile dragon]

the govenor is married to lewis? what about marnie!

[fair river]

I like Willys shirt

[magic frigate]

Neat ||desert festival stall|| idea

[obtuse arch]

I'd love Harvey's suit

[dusky panther]

Willy for life!!!! Give me fisherman pls

[pine vale]

I want Gunther's cowboy like attire

[foggy atlas]

they are poly🤸‍♀️

[median ocean]

Gotta keep the spirit o’fishing alive

[magic frigate]

Hmmmm... Maybe I'll make a mod of this if it doesn't exist already

[agile dragon]

Emilys dress?... while you romance clint

[nocturne flax]

And maybe an emily wig

[foggy atlas]

criminal

[obtuse arch]

Dye the hair blue

[pliant quail]

Happy anniversary Farmers!!! I aint been active lol im just pissed it takes a while to be able to voice chat hahahah anyway yeah happy anniversary what a lovely game and thanks to concerned ape for making this game i have it on 3 platforms phone switch and PC 😁

[agile dragon]

lucky her?

[magic frigate]

Happy Stardewversary!

[foggy atlas]

I fear Lewis so I don’t think so

[lime basalt]

ikr??? marlon is so nice too! or camilla or whatever her name is! id narry her too

[median ocean]

Are Joja’s seed prices ever cheaper than Pierre’s?

[magic frigate]

Only sunflower seeds when you bought the Joja membership

[pine vale]

Only sunflower seed

[obtuse arch]

I think only when you become a member. I not sure

[foggy atlas]

idk if I should try a joja route, it seems so wrong for me to

[last lintel]

I wasnt kidding what mod is adding segregation in my modlist

help

[obtuse arch]

Joja is blasphemy

[magic frigate]

!Mh

[novel thistle]

For help with modding issues, please ask in #1272025932932055121! When asking for assistance there, sharing an error log will help others identify your issue (see https://smapi.io/log for instructions).

To use this command, type !mh.

[nocturne flax]

i kinda want a homeless morris update where he redeems himself post community center

[lime basalt]

fr! but i wanna do it too just for the sake of doing literally everything possible in this game

[median ocean]

Okay so I always found that weird. If ConcernedApe wanted us to have a bit of a moral dilemma, then Joja’s prices should have been much cheaper than Pierre’s.

Similar to like an Amazon or Walmart, where it’s cheaper to buy from them than small businesses usually.

[foggy atlas]

Real

[icy phoenix]

lalala hi stardewers (doesn't have the same vibe as crossers. i'll workshop it!)

[foggy atlas]

I’ll feel GUILT

[verbal mountain]

That actually sounds amazing, I want mods the bring npcs to life, like Gunther, Gil, morris, etc LIKE LET THEM LIVE!

[nocturne flax]

or random days when joja has discounts

[median ocean]

Then you feel conflicted because you don’t want to support the mega corporation, but money is super tight in the beginning.

[lime basalt]

morris as a martiage candidate would be interesting too! imagine u start dating him and he realises darm life is cool! ot when u choose the joja route he basically manipulated u into it ot smth

[magic frigate]

I don't think anyone would get rid of Joja if this was the case lol

[blazing narwhal]

was there a new update today?

[last lintel]

I dont think its technical tho???

[verbal mountain]

Why is my name orange-

[last lintel]

Because you are on low hp

[magic frigate]

If you need help with a mod issue, that is where you go

[lime basalt]

I KNOW??? that's the only reason i'm still hesitating

[verbal mountain]

This made me giggle

[foggy atlas]

8th run through and can’t bring myself to do it, I say I’ll try it every time

[magic frigate]

You posted something in #archived-stardew-memories!

[obtuse arch]

Morris gives off the vibe of that kid that reminds the teacher we have homework.

[nocturne flax]

i think post sale joja cutscene both pierre and joja should offer random sales and it makes the choice between the two more grey

[magic frigate]

Sale would b interesting!

[verbal mountain]

Oh sweet I’m special
I just wanted to ramble about how cool I felt when stardew valley got popular because I was playing since 2018 (yes I’m bragging, let me have this <3)

[magic frigate]

I like that idea

[lime basalt]

me too dw, everyone always says that

[magic frigate]

Ikr I feel so old playing for as long as I have

[foggy atlas]

maybe in another 10 years…

[nocturne flax]

i think i bought the game when ProJared made a review on it back then
i stopped playing came back this year and everything feels so different

[agile dragon]

and a post Joja route where morris moves to town and makes friends with pierre

[magic frigate]

Crazy I met CA exactly 2 years ago tomorrow too! time flies

[lime basalt]

girl me too, so much changed in game its crazy

[late mantle]

Hi gang how we feeling

Oh well theres always 1.8

[obtuse arch]

Chillin

[vestal urchin]

thats so cool

i love how its still ur banner

[magic frigate]

Hehe yeah! never gonna change it (unless its another pic )

[last lintel]

I love fish

[late mantle]

Well CA cant make more than 3 more updates unless he pulls a Mojang and goes into decimals

[magic frigate]

I can't even remember what my banner was before this

[late mantle]

Otherwise itd be stardew valley 2.0

[vestal urchin]

love the player hate the game bc holy shi bro fishing SUCKS

[nocturne flax]

i bought it after launch a bit dam i feel old
and i cant believe i was 12-13 when i originally got the game

[late mantle]

I love fish

[verbal mountain]

Stardew valley wasn’t that popular when I started playing, it was still pretty small, which is why it’s so mind blowing to see this now, like what do you mean there’s a,most 300,000+ people who play this game

[late mantle]

Depends on ur platform

[magic frigate]

Omg ikr?!

[agile dragon]

Startdew is a way of life.

[icy phoenix]

i have at least 1k hours combined on this game

[nocturne flax]

i think the first thing i saw that was so new to me was green rain

[verbal mountain]

I’m so old /silly

[late mantle]

Alright guys does the valley have life insurance policies and is Clint known to walk near the train tracks

[nocturne flax]

it scared me it felt like a creepypasta

[verbal mountain]

What’s the oldest update I remember…

[agile dragon]

Its very upsetting to me that i dont have the platinum trophy on playstation but i just cant do the damn minigames

[nocturne flax]

Joja route tax

[late mantle]

Also will clints business move near me

[magic frigate]

LMAOOO

[vestal urchin]

idk i hope his hours move towards 8pm though

[magic frigate]

If it's 2018 then it was 1.3!

[obtuse arch]

Clint doesn't do much. From work to bar every day. A little depressing

[late mantle]

Idts since emily still goes to the saloon to work as does harvey

But itd be nice

[nocturne flax]

Maybe you only get to marry clint if you upgraded all your tools

[late mantle]

Can concernedape make him shave

[vestal urchin]

NO

[last lintel]

Dont hate the game, hate yourself

[magic frigate]

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

[verbal mountain]

I do remember one thing vividly
The special orders board, me and my mom were playing together and it was out first time seeing it

[vestal urchin]

id rather not thanks tho

[last lintel]

Ah alr

[verbal mountain]

Is it called the special orders board? I’m not sure, Yknow that board outside Lewis’s

[vestal urchin]

LMAO

[late mantle]

Sorry Harvey is my least fav bachelor cos of his mustache

[last lintel]

What the fuck why am I boranana

[magic frigate]

I promise beardless Clint is sm worse than bearded Clint

[pine vale]

You saying we must give him money first then we are allowed to ask him to be our husband?

[verbal mountain]

VALID
He’s a soggy worm but we love a moustached man

[obtuse arch]

Dont make him shave. The beard is all he has

[vestal urchin]

shaved clint looks like chris griffin

[drowsy wharf]

i'd be so scared of shaved clint

[verbal mountain]

Now I need a bald Clint mod

[last lintel]

Bet

[obtuse arch]

AHHHH

[jagged wraith]

No beard Clint

[vestal urchin]

dies

[pine vale]

If has a hat, he definitely is chris

[last lintel]

John F Kennedy was Assasinated for less reason

[vestal urchin]

BAHAHAHAH

[verbal mountain]

Imagine I have all these mods to help enhance my experience, SDVE, experience bars, info suit, and then bald Clint
Heaven
Actually that just reminded me I need to get the info suit mod

[verbal mountain]

Don’t call me out like that

[drowsy wharf]

AHHHH

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[vestal urchin]

INFO SUIT MY LOVE

[verbal mountain]

Shaved Clint isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Shaved Clint:

[agile dragon]

mod to give all romancable NPCs moustaches and sideburns

[verbal mountain]

My gay dream

[crimson vector]

Sandy with sideburns

[agile dragon]

Emily would have muttonchops i think.

[verbal mountain]

I forgot how to install mods and I’m too embarrassed to look back at my old support threads cause I’m cringe and se,f aware

[obtuse arch]

Maybe Clint could try the Shane five o clock shadow?

[vestal urchin]

valid

[late mantle]

Shane is the only bachelor ive married and that was just because hes dead easy to shop for

Also it was out of spite from when he was mean to me

[vestal urchin]

i gotta do the whole process again im not looking forward to it

[agile dragon]

Haley would have a vandyke

[drowsy wharf]

okay so ur in charge of making the mod

[magic frigate]

Can ask in #modded-stardew!

[crimson vector]

It’s not super hard, I did it with only a little googling not too long ago after not having played in about a year

[obtuse arch]

Are there any Clint fanfics? Has anyone bothered

[heavy grail]

best professions for combat?

[magic frigate]

I've only ever seen like 2-3 in my lifetime

[magic frigate]

Fighter brute

Oh fanfics nvm

[vestal urchin]

are we asking for a friend or..

[magic frigate]

I just read fanatics lmao

[obtuse arch]

Auto correct

[magic frigate]

So it was fanatics?

[queen igloo]

hi

[drowsy wharf]

either way im sure it exists somewhere

[proper pivot]

I tried not to get my expectations too high for the marriage candidate announcement, mostly cause im grateful for anything new! but I was lowkey hoping for Gunther 😅

[obtuse arch]

Yep yep

[vestal urchin]

ooh..

[magic frigate]

Yeah then only a couple LOL

!Clint

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !clint.

[magic frigate]

He looks kinda hot here WHY

[vestal urchin]

i wouldnt say im a fanatic but hes my next husband if i dont play before the update lmao

[verbal mountain]

That’s different, I’m really dumb

[pine vale]

Is that try to choke him or rip out his beard?

[obtuse arch]

Imma marry Clint out of pure curiosity

[crimson vector]

I too am dumb ! But I get it ! Computer stuff can be super confusing

[verbal mountain]

My discord just lagged so hard

[vestal urchin]

i thought bro was getting caressed

[proud frost]

I can't wait to see what his heart events will be!

[verbal mountain]

I cried twice while trying to get SDVE

[magic frigate]

Who knows atp

[crimson vector]

that’s super frustrating im sorry !

[drowsy wharf]

i feel like they're gonna be sad and then i'll pity marry him 😭😭

[vestal urchin]

what if he makes us something in his shop 🥹

[agile dragon]

Emily: Muttonchops
Penny: Full Boxed
Maru: Franz Josef
Abigail: Garibaldi
Haley: Vandyke
Leah: Fumanchu

[proud frost]

Yessssss! Please!!!

[verbal mountain]

My dad con confirm, I layed on the ground and he just stared
Thinking back it’s actually so funny

[magic frigate]

Did you wanna vc to do it?

[crimson vector]

I know exactly one of those

[vestal urchin]

i know what one of those words means

[pine vale]

A statue of him in iridium

[vestal urchin]

LOL

[obtuse arch]

What if he makes us a locket

[crimson vector]

😭😭😭😭😭 valid tho

[verbal mountain]

Maybe in a bit I’m watching the stream

[drowsy wharf]

HAHAHA how do you know so many beard types

[limber sonnet]

Hello! question, im about to getting stardew valley physical copy on switch. Does anyone know if concernape planning to release physical cardtridge switch 2 edition?

or the only option is to get the switch 1 cardtridge and update it online via nintendo shop?

[agile dragon]

I knew what i was thinking of but i had to google the names of them

[vestal urchin]

im finna hate when i pull up and hes like "hey can you give this to emily.."

[magic frigate]

Don't think thered gonna be switch 2 phys copy

[agile dragon]

which one?

[vestal urchin]

first one 💀

[agile dragon]

which?

[warm pike]

hope Clint gets a rewrite with his intro as a husband option.

[crimson vector]

Muttonchop

[pine vale]

Imagine dating Clint and you got that mail

[vestal urchin]

lmaoo

[limber sonnet]

ah 😔 okayy

[agile dragon]

Lol evereyone love the muttonshops

[vestal urchin]

💔 💔 💔

[magic frigate]

Idk 100% tho

[sacred jay]

has chat slowed down

is it safe to venture out again

[obtuse arch]

Is the farmer just gonna be a rebound from Emily

[agile dragon]

worth googleing if youre not familiar

[crimson vector]

Never

[agile dragon]

a wild irridium golem appears

[proud frost]

It's less chaotic than the announcement this afternoon

[pine vale]

Not until the Clint war is ending

[silver harbor]

are pumpkins or blueberries best for year 1?

isnt it blueberries if i can process them and pumpkins if not?

[vestal urchin]

lol fr 😭

[obtuse arch]

For summer I like blueberries

[turbid shore]

Might start a new Stardew Valley save in honor of the anniversary

[fleet hull]

So how do we all feel about Clint rn?

[silver harbor]

melons or blueberries*

[obtuse arch]

Fall in like cranberries a lot but I still plant pumpkins

[silver harbor]

oo okay

[magic frigate]

Excited!!!

[warm pike]

I think you mean either cranberries vs pumpkins, or blueberries vs melons? eitherway I much prefer the "big" crop eitherway.

[crimson vector]

Plant 200 of both

[obtuse arch]

I just think its funny

[proud frost]

It was a war zone, I tell ya

[turbid shore]

Like global warming for governments: pretend they don’t exist

[fleet hull]

Lol

[magic frigate]

I'm so excited to see their heart events!

[obtuse arch]

Yet im intrigued

[fleet hull]

I am excited for Sandy tho

[warm pike]

I dont like Clint, but if it means he might get a rewrite that could change?

[crimson vector]

Marry them both at the same time

[proud shell]

why is it all about clint we got SANDY!!!

[verbal mountain]

[crimson vector]

Why not rasmodeus

[warm pike]

because everyone loves Sandy. She's best girl. Clint is controversial

[fleet hull]

I would have loved that

[crimson vector]

SAME

[obtuse arch]

Rasmodeus is like 600 years old or something

[opaque lark]

[pine vale]

Curious how his arc gonna look like