stardew-valley

[thorn axle]

Rip

[nimble bluff]

hey coulbros :)

[unique sentinel]

Hii

[glacial coral]

Hello

[torpid spear]

hi

[sterile finch]

Whoa

[whole dagger]

Oh absolutely

[surreal pagoda]

Im physicallu tweaking My body literally cannit wait for the backrooms movie

[whole dagger]

The whatnow

[weary dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-boy-comedy-chris-farley-stressed-upset-gif-11704610607797404331

aw man

I cant express my excitement

for tomorrow

[fair river]

the day of reckoning is coming

[surreal pagoda]

The backrooms movie

[gray crow]

y1 spring 3 catfish nobody does it better than me

[fair river]

ngl I save my first fishing thing for day 3 catfish

the first catch the bar doesnt go down, so I can take as long as I want to catch it

[gray crow]

fishing thing?

oh

i just got lucky with a tame one

[hexed iris]

o: then what do u do on day 2, isit foraging/chopping trees

[fair river]

Pretty much yea

[hexed iris]

ah icic

[fair river]

I embrace my inner raccoon and scavenge

[dire inlet]

Hey yallll! Ive been having a difficult time creating kegs (its my very first save lol, pardon me) and im wondering if theres any efficient way to get more resin? Thank youu

[dusty tartan]

not really, you just have to get a bunch of oak seeds > plant them > tap them

as for where, the ||train station/quarry/desert|| are good spots to just plant a bunch of them

[gray crow]

yeah just getting a lot of oak trees is the only way really

[dusty tartan]

else, don't go kegs. Go preserved jars, just as good if not better

[gray crow]

I think I do 50/50 kegs and jars

more jars seems better I might change it this run

[drowsy cedar]

how so?

[dusty tartan]

whoopsy, didn't notice this was the non-spoiler chat lol

[drowsy cedar]

im new too so just curious

[gray crow]

I guess because they process multiple times before one keg round

[dusty tartan]

well, if you are new, just know as long as you got machines to process your stuff, you making more money than not processing your stuff

[whole dagger]

*except with dehydrators, those can cause value reductions sometimes

[hexed iris]

for dehydrators the formula is:
7.5 × Fruit Base Price + 25g (1.5 × Base + 5g per Fruit)

[dusty tartan]

iridium fruits do lose value on dehydrators lol

[hexed iris]

yep

[harsh oar]

Ah:3

[gray crow]

this actually means nothing because im on the wrong farm type somehow

[hexed iris]

but for 90% of the playerbase they're not going to be relying on fruit tree fruits as their income

[hexed iris]

wdym

what does farm type have to do with spring 3 catfish o.O

[gray crow]

im on 4 corners instead of wilderness

[brazen sorrel]

How about Ancient Fruit

[gray crow]

and ive only just noticed

[brazen sorrel]

Or star fruit

[hexed iris]

these fruits are best wined

bc high base value

[brazen sorrel]

Especially if you have the artisan perk

[hexed iris]

i mean, artisan also applies to dehydrated fruit

[whole dagger]

I do! I do fruit trees and fishing

I don't need to worry about community center stuff so I don't bother with most of the farming stuff outside of light pocket change

[hexed iris]

yeah hence i said 90%, i didn't say everyone 😂

[hexed iris]

point is that high base value crops should be processed in kegs if profit is a concern

whereas dehydrators suit crops that produce a lot/u have excess/low base value

[gray crow]

blueberries ‼️

[hexed iris]

yep bluebs are a good choice

[hexed iris]

ohh

[gray crow]

strawbs bluebs crans

idk any other crop with lots of multi harvest

[hexed iris]

common mushrooms also work

for strawbs i'd jar

[vast oxide]

lol "bluebs"

[gray crow]

if you do mushroom cave ig

or have a log setup

[hexed iris]

yep

logs pair well w/ dehydrators

and sth else that can't be mentioned here

[gray crow]

I'll probably do mushroom cave on this file bc its remixed

free dehydrator😛

[vast oxide]

Not sure what the convo si about, but honestl prefer mushroom cave cause the spawn of goods isnt affected by decorating

[hexed iris]

that's fair

i'm always a bats cave person cos i'm lazy so i don't check the cave that often

[chrome bramble]

I just got mushroom cave on my new save

[vast oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/mushroom-dance-dancing-mushroom-dancing-dance-mushroom-gif-26099536

[chrome bramble]

wth😂

[vast oxide]

ever heard of the mushroom dance?

[gray crow]

mushroom getting sturdy

[chrome bramble]

I have not up until now

[vast oxide]

look its up

and enjoy your life of sin

[oak phoenix]

what is the highest number of heart events that you've ever triggered in a single day?

[naive rose]

guys my galaxy sword enchantment rn is vampiric should i use another prismatic shard so i could get a good buff?

[gray crow]

one ✌️

[oak phoenix]

saw 3 heart events in one day (penny 8, haley 2, demetrius 6)

[hexed iris]

#stardew-spoilers content, best to ask there

[proven ember]

I'm trying to place a tapper on a type 3 Green Rain tree but it's just shaking the tree instead of placing the tapper. Am I missing something?

[raw heath]

you sure it's type 3?

[proven ember]

picture of one of the trees and where I'm trying to place the tapper. It doesn't matter that it's currently actively green rain right?

[vast oxide]

I dont think you can tap those

you want to cut all those down for fiddle fronds

[proven ember]

can I only tap ones grown from seeds or something?

[vast oxide]

in fact if you have green rain you are wasting precious foraging time

[vast oxide]

thats technically not a tree I dont think?

[sullen heart]

if it's actively green rain event it may just be one of the trees that will disappear the next day

[vast oxide]

sorry, bro

didnt mean to misgender I should have looked first

[honest willow]

should I lowkey make an orchard that is rotational per season on my farm

[proven ember]

am trying to figure out if and where the wiki indicates these are temporary. The only thing I see about it removing these is that green green trees in pelican town will be removed, I don't see anything about other areas like cindersap?
but I guess I will just chop chop then if that's even likely to be the case... and maybe update the wiki?

[vast oxide]

youre right, I just looked and it says its tapable

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Green_Rain_Trees

[sullen heart]

an enormous number spawn all over, most will vanish, maybe all of them. if you see any after the green rain it will be trees from before that got changed

[vast oxide]

are they only tapable on your own plot?

[sullen heart]

no they just have to be permanent. Wait til after the event and some should still be found around cindersap

[proven ember]

might be unfortunate on that, since my friend chopped some before I realized

I also suspect these are not permanent if I can't tap them

[vast oxide]

thats such a gamble too cause if you dont know, you can lose out on all the money from chopping them

[dire inlet]

Where’s it best to fish during fall whenever it rains?

[proven ember]

I think I'll just use saplings to get more. I have a few green rain tree saplings to get started....

[hexed iris]

river for catfish

[bitter lintel]

good to chop as many of them as you can before they vanish, collect the mossy seeds and plant elsewhere after the event

[oak phoenix]

once you take a picture of your farm in options where does the file get saved to?

nvm i found it

[stuck junco]

i think just downloa- oh u got it lol

[oak phoenix]

feast your eyes on my terrible embarrassing year 3 winter farm

[stuck junco]

looks like profits to me

[random dagger]

😭 the ponds just placed randomly

[dire inlet]

What should i fill my first shed withh?

[stuck junco]

my dream farm right there
how many fish ponds?

uhhhh

18

plus one building

NICE

[random dagger]

kegs or preserve jars

[stuck junco]

it took me forever to get my 18

and i do mean forever

[oak phoenix]

yea and i ain't done lol

[stuck junco]

y5 i finally got them all (i had to fill fish ponds with snails and shrimps just to get enough algae and seaweed 😭 )

[oak phoenix]

i'll fit as many of them as i can

[stuck junco]

good on you >:D

love me a good 50 fish ponds

[oak phoenix]

sadly idt you can reach 50 on riverland

i should've gone for standard

but i went into this game so blind that i didn't even know what the differences were btwn the different farms at first

[thorn axle]

50 fish ponds ?!?!?

[stuck junco]

lol i just picked a big number

solid 20 is minimum (i have them on a modded farmland from Sunberry Village)

[oak phoenix]

me grieving how much pond space i missed out on by picking riverland

[random dagger]

you gotta move your farmhouse, shed, and greenhouse to the other smaller islands and just fill the main area with ponds atp

[vast oxide]

I hear doing all crab pots is nice

[stuck junco]

a fool's farm choice 😤

(sarc)

[vast oxide]

oops all crab pots

[oak phoenix]

also most of the ponds are either lava eels or ice pips

a couple sturgeons, blobfish and spook fish

[stuck junco]

im imagining all those ponds filled with deep blood red water 🤌🏼 💋

[oak phoenix]

i don't want to build a barn :( large milk is only thing standing between me and the greenhouse

[thorn axle]

Travelling merchant

[oak phoenix]

i suppose they don't sell large milk/large goat milk often? :(

[thorn axle]

It sadly isn’t the most reliable source

[oak phoenix]

fuck

[oak phoenix]

uhh any other non-barn sources?

[hexed iris]

nope unfortunately

[vast oxide]

omfg I meant to build a barn next to my small coop and I built a second small coop

[prisma quiver]

not being able to get cowboy boots is deeply saddening

[glacial fog]

i know it's only rookie numbers, but i've only been playing for 3 months and got this many hours on it. Meanwhile i've had these other juggernauts for years.

tho tbf, XCOM2 is probably a little inflated from time spent managing mods and waiting for missions to load

[dire inlet]

Is it worth it to get an auto grabber?

[vast oxide]

always

[stuck junco]

rookieeee

[glacial fog]

i knoooow

i wanna play more, but i'm cursed with adult responsibilities

[stuck junco]

XD

[stuck junco]

boooo :(

[glacial fog]

i have to go into work in like, half an hour

[stuck junco]

im working now :'D

'working'

self inflicted work

writing is hard :(

[glacial fog]

ughhh i wish i was writing

[dire inlet]

How do i get more iridium

[stuck junco]

this chapter has been cursing me with bad vibes
i just cant work without blanking for an hourr

[stuck junco]

||sc||

lots of runs

[oak phoenix]

stardew is literally my favorite game ever
i have bad taste i know

[stuck junco]

lots.

[stuck junco]

and magma geodes have a change to give some

[dire inlet]

YIKERS

MY EMBED PERMS!!1!1!

[stuck junco]

XDD

resend and ill send for u :3

[dire inlet]

i hage the ||sc|| so bad argghshsh

[dire inlet]

ITS FINNENEN

[stuck junco]

welcome to the club lol

[stuck junco]

XD

[dire inlet]

They made it too hard for switch players

[stuck junco]

anything other than pc imo is hard

[random dagger]

i feel the opposite 😭

[hexed iris]

with good prep it does make it easier

[random dagger]

i can't play with pc controls

[hexed iris]

here's the prep i'd do - all trades at the ||desert trader
(this is a copied message lol)
exchange rubies for spicy eel
exchange diamonds for triple shot espresso
exchange jades for stairs (only on sunday) -> this is the most important step to getting deeper in skull cavern, so duplicate jades with ur crystalarium(s)
exchange quartz for bombs (5 quartz 1 bomb) + craft bombs if needed
exchange omnigeodes for desert warp totems (3 omnis 1 totem)

healing - salads/cheese/purple mushrooms/cacti/squash/carrots, depending on what i have on hand

eat spicy eel, drink triple shot espresso, warp there bright and early on a max luck day for max amount of time in sc, eat healing foods when your health is at half not when it's low, avoid unnecessary combat

weapons-wise if you have galaxy sword use it, if not - use something like steel falchion and focus on bombing iridium nodes to get to get your own galaxy sword ||

[stuck junco]

oh dear lord-

[hexed iris]

it's very run of the mill ||sc|| prep haha

[stuck junco]

nah lol i just got jumpscared

[hexed iris]

ah

[stuck junco]

"oh look someone said somethin-" [SENSORS GALORE]

[supple halo]

that’s a whole lotta [REDACTED] /lh

[indigo sapphire]

what should i do while i wait for summer to complete cc

im genuinely stuck and i dont want to end up quitting after year 1 again

[supple halo]

that’s up to you honestly! When I find myself just waiting, I find myself making little goals to work towards even if they don’t contribute to “progress”

[dire inlet]

I OWE U MY LIFE VROOO

THANK U SM

[supple halo]

on my current long-term solo file for instance, I got myself some pets and sheds to house machines in

[dire inlet]

i genuinely avoid the ||sc|| at ALL COSTS and i got it an in-game year ago

[stuck junco]

magma geode farming
not the most reliable but iiwii

[dire inlet]

Gotta keep the grind up i guess

Werent u guys just suuuper confused on what to do when ygs just started the game 💔

[stuck junco]

ygs?

[dire inlet]

You guys

[stuck junco]

ah

nah bru i started speedrunning

[dire inlet]

It was kinda frustrating for me but i got soooo hooked

[dire inlet]

THATS REALLY COOOLL

[stuck junco]

lol i started on mobile and moved to pc after the 1.5

then i sped

[dire inlet]

im forever grateful for this server tbh

[dire inlet]

ahhhhshhs

[supple halo]

This server really is peam ngl

[stuck junco]

Mobile Farm you shall be missed

[dire inlet]

Truthhhshs

[stuck junco]

6y down the drain with the phone upgrade

[dire inlet]

Im kinda dismayed that i cant transfer my sdv switch acc to my pc 💔

[dire inlet]

rhats just so sad 😭

[stuck junco]

ye
almost cried that day

[dire inlet]

I dont have it on my pc yet but once a steam sale starts, im def getting it lol

[dire inlet]

YIKESS

[stuck junco]

all i remember tho is my lack of crops and a single apple and pomegranate tree ._.

why is my sepll check not spell checking
pometranite
pomegranite
pome
pomegranate

ok it did work ig

[lament depot]

The Night Before 1.7 update reveal

[supple halo]

I’m so excited bro

[solid jackal]

Has anyone here ever eaten sap thinking it would just be a ingame pear or sumn

[supple halo]

I have not personally 😭

only thing sap is ever used for is fertilizer for me

[magic frigate]

LMAO get hit with -200 energy rq

[solid jackal]

AND I WAS LOWWW ON energy 🫩

[supple halo]

funniest thing is that it states on the tooltip it removes like. 2 energy per consumed drop

[supple halo]

that’s so rough buddy

[solid jackal]

Didn't even bother checking it ngl

[supple halo]

REAL

[plucky umbra]

Hii yall

[supple halo]

brain sees eat mouth eat

Also hello!

[tired rune]

who wanna join my game (invite code: GG9H5TCDH145)

[plucky umbra]

It's kinda 6am for me and I haven't slept yet

[solid jackal]

Something that's weird is giving the grandma broken glasses

[plucky umbra]

Also haii Anaira

[dire inlet]

I highkuinely forgor that its that sdv fair tmr, what should put on my showcase thingy

[supple halo]

This is best for #1139016532966506576

[solid jackal]

Taking advantage of an elder fr

[tired rune]

oh ok

[solid jackal]

That's coming up for me too! I have no idea what to do😞

[plucky umbra]

I started learning modding recently so I found some reasons to keep playing the game

[normal storm]

u guys can use the wiki to tell u what gives the most points :3

[supple halo]

9 iridium chubs trust me

[plucky umbra]

😋

[supple halo]

Mods are FUN

[normal storm]

chub frenzy on the display table

[dire inlet]

FOR REALLL, I GOT A BAD RATING THE UEAR BEFORE

[gray crow]

I just put whatever I have in my inventory ngl

[solid jackal]

Do we get money from the points

[gray crow]

I win all my points from the spinning wheel

[normal storm]

no but u get tokens to buy stuff from the fair!

[supple halo]

No you get special tokens you can exchange for prices!

[solid jackal]

Awesome

[plucky umbra]

So far I can only do content packs but this is a lot for me already

[dire inlet]

How i look when i sell all my fish WHENEVER i get them…

[plucky umbra]

Soon I'll try doing c stuff

[solid jackal]

Bro bro bro

I had no idea u could put fish in aquarium after catching them

[gray crow]

saving my fish to sell for level 5 is so boring

[supple halo]

Oh same here 😭 luckily most things can be done through content patcher (a lot of them are advised to be done through it actually

[solid jackal]

And then also take em out
So cruel

[dire inlet]

THERES AN AQUARIUM???

[gray crow]

you can buy them from willy

[solid jackal]

Well if u buy one yes

[supple halo]

yes there are fish tanks/aquariums!

[plucky umbra]

I was surprised to see that Tiled allows to do so much stuff that looks like coding

[dire inlet]

I NEVER KNEW WE HAD AQUARIUMS VROO IM ACTUSLG SOBBING

[plucky umbra]

While just being a properties magic

[solid jackal]

It would be funny if the farmer had a gun

[stuck junco]

slingshot

wait i shouldnt be here

[normal storm]

GO WRITE

[supple halo]

closest I hope that we will ever get on god

[stuck junco]

EEE

[stuck junco]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-run-duck-run-duck-running-running-duck-gif-7950668956099519229

[normal storm]

YES GO

[solid jackal]

Honestly I was surprised hunting wasn't a part if fishing was

[normal storm]

i'm glad there isn't cuz i'd feel bad 😭

the bunnies and stuff are so cute....

[plucky umbra]

Like this
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156109690059751424/1476386521971163298/2026-02-26_04-12-10.mp4?ex=69a0ef98&is=699f9e18&hm=dcefc54b79214a0f0164d0bfc83ca0cb8b368d1ce02d84463ddb4dceb016e65a&

[supple halo]

tiled is so fun fr

[solid jackal]

True💔
But the game would numb u to it with its apathetic pixel art

Guys
does sdv have GOATS?

[gray crow]

yes

[normal storm]

yeppers

[supple halo]

Yes!

[plucky umbra]

I think it's also possible to do a online shop purely in tiled too

[solid jackal]

YAYY

[plucky umbra]

Just building action shop menu should work I suppose

Okay I'll crawl back to modding channel

[solid jackal]

Playing sdv while on vacation at a literal farm is so

Can't even find the right emote damn

[supple halo]

[terse stag]

the 10th anniversary tomorrow :D

[supple halo]

IT ISSSSSS

it’s hard to believe it’s been around for this long

esp since Ive only been playing for half that time

[shut oak]

I just killed a bat. It dropped 4 wings. 🤔

[olive crystal]

oh yeah

[vestal urchin]

said by nobody ever

i actually js saw a gunther comment for the 2 new candidates lol 💀

[dire inlet]

I FIINNNAALLLY GOT MY HREENHOUSE

wait

Is that some spoiler stuff

[delicate dagger]

HYPE

[indigo sapphire]

so uh, 10th anniversary am i right

[steady vale]

happy birthday sdv ig

[neon lark]

yoo today is Stardew valley 10th anniversary does that mean we can get Israel flag in the game

[nimble bluff]

peeps

[late mantle]

Gunter is a meanie

[late nimbus]

Im terrible at fishing on stardew lol

[zinc crown]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-fade-away-inspector-disintegration-turn-to-dust-gif-5939522087852690910

[nimble bluff]

am i high leveled enough yet

[light dome]

Wait today the 25th or the 26th?

[zinc crown]

It’s been this long

[late mantle]

He keeps krobus locked in the sewers for no reason

[pine sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-laugh-2

[light dome]

I am freaking out

[pine sage]

BIRFDAY

[nimble bluff]

I was too but its peak once u know

[jovial halo]

i kinda hope we get kent as a marriage candidate ngl, i think im the only one lol

[signal ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hyppy-gif-9091438043443803258

[dull anchor]

happy birthday Stardew ❤️

[frank storm]

🎂🎂🎂🎂

[pine sage]

ALL IN ON DWARF ROOMMATE

[late mantle]

Fishing is my favourite cos its so low time commitment

[rigid coral]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARDEW RAHH

[pine sage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bet-casino

[stoic moth]

Oh funny, I just started playing Stardew again today

[worn sinew]

Happy birthday Stardew Valley

[warm oar]

yay happy birthday stardew

[pearl ermine]

happy birthday stardew valley, i would like to celebrate by digging in my towns trash cans

[nimble bluff]

iikr

its so fun

[bleak sundial]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARDEW

[minor fern]

10 year birthday
I'm so glad this game exists

[frank storm]

who wanna eat some birthday cake make some noise

[nimble bluff]

active ahh chat

[cyan kayak]

Owned this game for 6 years but I haven't played yet, is it time to hop on???

[distant dock]

Happy birthday Stardew, it's been one heck of a ride

[late mantle]

Yiu can do it whenever and its workable at all stages of the game

[hybrid jay]

Yo today’s Sdv 10th anniversary

[rigid coral]

I preach to this message

[hybrid jay]

[nimble bluff]

HAPPY BDAY STARDEW VALEYYYY

[pine sage]

ah

[silver stream]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARDEW VALLEY

[pine sage]

yah

[final badge]

[mellow goblet]

Anyone want to celebrate by playing with me 😁?

[hybrid jay]

Its my 20th birthday today too

[mystic jackal]

Happy birthday Stardew Valley 💕

[azure hill]

so ive NEVER played stardew before, before i do dare i mod it, should i do anything special, any tips for when i do play etc etc... i guess 10 years after the release isnt TOO late to start playing 😭

[frank storm]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[stoic moth]

happy starday birth valley

[dull anchor]

you are an inspiration to us all

[remote cedar]

YEAHHH BABYYY

[agile sapphire]

Has concerned a posted the announcement on the update yet? Like when we're getting it?

[late mantle]

Hey I should go on a gifting spree

[sacred pier]

No

[undone scroll]

Oh boy the spouses

[frank storm]

omg so generous

[late mantle]

I have like 20 birthday cakes saved up

[naive rose]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE BEST GAME EVERR

[severe otter]

Omg stardew valleys birthday!!!!

[late nimbus]

when is the next update? it seems very bugged on nintendo, and it seems when most games are get as bad as stardew is on Switch its getting closer to an update. Im playing it on Switch 2

[dull anchor]

SO excited to see about the spouses!!!!!!!!!

[young fractal]

So is stardew getting a content update

[stoic moth]

It's gonna be pam and gus 101%

[late mantle]

Sandy sandy sandy

[viscid nexus]

You should wait for the final update in june

[boreal gull]

who was going to tell me i share a birthday with stardew

[sacred pier]

@worn sinew phrolova y r u here 🤣

[severe otter]

Sandy and wizard plzzzzz

[crude kayak]

Hope you don't mind me inviting my friends to the birthday party do you?

[wary forge]

I didn't even know that Stardew Valley's anniversary was on the same day as mine, it's an honor to share this day with such an amazing game.

[frank storm]

the wizard should be marriageable

[late mantle]

I dont wanna date pam drunk ahhhh

[orchid rover]

I heard there would be some kind of announcement on the next update today. Not sure if that's true though.

[somber gust]

happy birthday!!!

[pearl ermine]

happy birthday

[remote cedar]

I mean hey I played portal for the first time last year and that game is old enough to drink and drive now

[dull anchor]

SANDY!!!!!

[dapper pulsar]

Yoooo what’s poppin

[worn sinew]

[lunar tangle]

Imagine marrying Pam 🤣

[late mantle]

Sandyyyy

[obsidian plaza]

appeh brithdayy!!

[severe otter]

Sandy and wizard

[frank storm]

that's my wife's mom💔

[young fractal]

Yes this game is peak

[boreal gull]

PHROLOVA MENTION

[late mantle]

Or ROBIN DIVORCE

[shy bolt]

I want it to be Marlon so bad

[pearl ermine]

oh sorry i didnt turn the ping off

[crude kayak]

Also happy birthday stardue valley!

[stoic moth]

Hoping for gus and sandy ngl

[lunar tangle]

Happy birthday 🎂

[dapper pulsar]

Emily marriage candidate when

[remote cedar]

giving bouquets to Pam and her daughter crazy work

[dull anchor]

exactly

[late mantle]

Let's divorce demetrius

[boreal gull]

in 1 hour it will be my birthday

[late mantle]

Let's divorce Pierre

[dire inlet]

Wuwa……mentioned………?

[idle niche]

concernedape is the goat 🐐🐐🐐🐐

[dapper pulsar]

Let’s kill Pierre

[remote cedar]

I wanna bury the hatchet on his skull

[lunar tangle]

Imagine with the multiple spuse mod thoo

[sacred pier]

Yes

[idle niche]

aye

[late mantle]

Mgl I think the wizard needs better characterisation anyway

We dont ever get to just hang out with the guy

[dull anchor]

i see you too are a supporter of "murder is okay sometimes" (joke)

[remote cedar]

lemme do pot with him

[lunar tangle]

I WANT GUNTER

[dapper pulsar]

Murder is okay a lot of times (j)

[idle niche]

1.7 update should include setting up your own shop at the farm so you can bankrupt pierre 🙂‍↕️

[remote cedar]

we already took his drugs for the community center might as well

[worn sinew]

[torpid vessel]

real

[agile vigil]

Do we know if the new marriage candidates are already in the game?

[late mantle]

Can we take him to the cinema i forget

[dull anchor]

🤝 you get me

[undone crest]

Im sure this has been asked like 80 times but who are the new marriage candidates?

[remote cedar]

no

[idle niche]

not out yet

[opal jolt]

When is the sale starting?

[inner sky]

Junimos are yummy

[cobalt hare]

is there any websites where i can plan out my stardew layout

[dapper pulsar]

Hatmouse and Dwarf

[remote cedar]

Stardew planner v4

[late mantle]

The curtain rises and concernedape announces the new candidate is in fact Marlon

[latent cargo]

cool game 🙂

[dapper pulsar]

Ms paint

[agile vigil]

We don't know or they aren't in the game?

[late mantle]

The new candidate is your slime

[inner parrot]

1.7 you can get the male spouses pregnant

[idle niche]

a whole buncha farms are about to be made in 12hrs (i think its in 12hrs)

[remote cedar]

haven't even been announced yet, come with 1.7 and that one could even not be this year

[naive radish]

There are, I don’t have the website saved but if you google Stardew farm planner it should pop up

[tawny pulsar]

Yall my fave girl is Emily if the new marriage candidate would be sandy thats so perfect 👀

[remote cedar]

sebastian omegaverse mpreg

[agile vigil]

I just want one of them to be Jodi

[latent cargo]

pam is marriage candidate for sure

[idle niche]

actually is there a countdown anywhere?

[late mantle]

It was troublesome enough to pay 500g just to visit her but she compensates by being easy to shop for

[dapper pulsar]

Gregnamt

[remote cedar]

oh you have a deathwish

[orchid rover]

I feel like Sandy is the most likely out of the people already in the game.

[dull anchor]

I hope in Stardew 1.99 we get Everyone Marriage

[naive radish]

That scares me has

[ancient fossil]

I want Gus to be a marriage candidate

[agile vigil]

Kent can go suck a toe

[late mantle]

Jodi and Kent have the healthiest marriage in the valley cmon

[tawny pulsar]

Okay fair buuut

She cute

[severe otter]

Uhh…

[wary trout]

It's pam and clint

[obtuse lance]

i love jodi and kent

[dire inlet]

Please ping me once theres gonna be a sdv sale yaauhhhhshhahahahhshahs

[dull anchor]

she is SO pretty and fancy

[remote cedar]

genuinely I do think it's Gus Sandy that's my prediction

[tiny raven]

what times the event tomo for uk time? i cant work it out for some reason

[dapper pulsar]

prob tomorrow

[remote cedar]

The wizard is funny but I think it's Gus 100%

[orchid rover]

Gus is a nice man.

[stoic moth]

SAME gud is cool, chef husband would be peak

[late mantle]

Ok I genuinely do not care for facial hair romantically so Harvey's always been a turn off

[dapper pulsar]

Axolotls in stardew when

[obtuse lance]

noooo !!!

[novel thistle]

@dapper pulsar You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[ancient fossil]

I just want to build an amazing farm-to-table dining experience with him

[dull anchor]

Wizard and Witch new candidates canon (joke)

[forest veldt]

Anyone else excited to have the wizard as a spouse option?

[tawny pulsar]

Did anyone see that interview with concerned ape about how he legitimately wanted to implement marrying Robin and Demetrius and splitting up their marriage lol 😭

[vocal sand]

The video on the concernedape channel will release literally in 12 am for me

[late mantle]

Also he charge his spouse for medical care

[agile vigil]

I know Clint gives incel vibes but I wish he actually would at least date Emily

[dire sleet]

Cowgrats!

[stoic moth]

What if we got new npcs

[obtuse lance]

i hope its razzy guys

[dapper pulsar]

Based! Now i can comment photos

[remote cedar]

true!!! he'd love it so much

[mortal fulcrum]

Is there a new character??

[late mantle]

Who does that to their wife also slowmodeeeee

[dull anchor]

i think Clint FailDate would be funny

[remote cedar]

Ah, hints of a better time.

[latent cargo]

i want to marry the homeless guy ngl

[dapper pulsar]

https://klipy.com/gifs/emily-emily-stardew-valley-2

[naive radish]

That’d be hilarious but at the same time I hate both of them and avoid at all costs

[ancient fossil]

I would give him an orange every day

[tiny raven]

it wouldn’t suprise me if concerned ape gave us more then 2 marriage candidates honestly

[dapper pulsar]

YES I CAN EMBED IMAGES NOW

[tawny pulsar]

Really?? I dont think ive met a Robin hater yet

[idle niche]

guys it probably won't be sandy because she doesn't appear for a while and she's a vendor and i think that there's an unspoken rule that vendors can't be married (?)

[naive radish]

I heard there may be in the new areas

[dull anchor]

i love these extra af eye strain edits they are amazing

[umbral coyote]

Imagine the new spouse is Evelyn

[late mantle]

Clints broke ahhh could never

[remote cedar]

huge omelette every day

[wary trout]

I hope you can live with krobus alongside your spouse

[stoic moth]

what if the next spouses are the book seller and merchant

[late mantle]

Isnt Harvey and krobus vendors

[naive radish]

Nah man she’s like my mom. Screws over the kid for her man

[umbral coyote]

Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!

[remote cedar]

"till death do us part" ok so like 2 months?

[idle niche]

1.7 update! george is dead!

[past sentinel]

ey are we getting new people to bug on

[strong fjord]

yay 10th anniversary

[open umbra]

Wait what time is it in utc
Its still the 25th for me

[idle niche]

ah right fair point i forgot about krobus.

[umbral coyote]

Pls stop this is killing me

[tawny pulsar]

Next spouse is dude behind the museum counter (im dumb and forget his name lol)

[past sentinel]

thats mint that

[mortal fulcrum]

Very excited

[brittle shuttle]

Happy tenth anniversary Stardew

[dapper pulsar]

I want to throw clint down the mines

[orchid rover]

No one loves Gunther 😢

[vast viper]

Gunther

[tawny pulsar]

Oh honestly understandable then 😭

[umbral coyote]

The dangerous skull caverns

[grand lintel]

Gunther

[dull anchor]

OMFG 😱 HORRIBLE LMAOOOo crazy work

[past sentinel]

ey lets marry gil

[near rover]

I’m really hoping for Gunther and Marlin, maybe Willy. But it would also be sick to have some new characters

[latent cargo]

only 8 years and its legal

[ebon abyss]

I love Gunther

[dusty spoke]

is anyone else not thinking it could be Linus or is that impossible

[stoic moth]

Clint sees a therapist in 1.7 and gets better

[tawny pulsar]

@vast viper @grand lintel goats

[past sentinel]

give him another line of dialogue

[ancient egret]

screaming crying i can't wait

[dapper pulsar]

Am i the only one who wouldnt mind willy being marriable

[late mantle]

Guys guys hear me out: Morris

[wary trout]

The new spouse would be gunther or willy

[delicate jungle]

man i should really get back to stardew

i have about 5 hours and its fully resetting day. 1 trying to optimally meet every npc i can

[umbral coyote]

Ok hoping for gunter, wizard, robin, sandy, or Marlon. Maybe Willy.

[ancient fossil]

me reading this going "sorry, I'm already married" (true story, my first save my character is named Evelyn because I am lazy and name characters after myself and the first time a villager called out "HI Evelyn" to Granny I thought they were greeting me by name)

[obtuse lance]

i love gunther !!

[late mantle]

MORRIS MARRIAGE LETS KILL PIERRE MORE

[dapper pulsar]

woah why am I red lol

[vocal sand]

There's a lot of people like this

[naive radish]

I think it’s impossible, he’s chill just vibing out in the forest

[umbral coyote]

AGREE

[tawny pulsar]

Youre shimmery

[stoic moth]

What if the marriage candidates are just other players lmao

[past sentinel]

i actively cannot marry my favorite spouse ingame because we share a name and it's always felt odd

[dapper pulsar]

I am the prismatic shard

[umbral coyote]

I haven't thought of this pls let it happen

[vast viper]

You can already marry other players?

[idle niche]

id mind it a little because he's like a gruncle to me (grandpa uncle)

[ancient fossil]

Linus doesn't want to be tied down like that!

[late mantle]

Imo if the male spouse is older the female one would be too for conceptual symmetry

[tawny pulsar]

But thats already a thing 😭 (unless hes putting ocs in lol)

[severe sage]

What if the marriage candidates are the friends we made along the way

[latent cargo]

yapping

[lethal whale]

thats possible already

[dapper pulsar]

Ive seen gravity falls IK what a gruncle is

[stoic moth]

Oh really? I never played multiplayer xP

[wary trout]

Any clint takers

[late mantle]

My TRUE LOVE IS THE VALLEY

[umbral coyote]

Get that out of here

[dusty spoke]

NAH

[tawny pulsar]

Oh !! Yes its a thing lol (me running off to my girl Emily instead of marrying my actual gf in multi-player 😂 )

[stoic moth]

GUS GUS GUS GUS

[vocal sand]

I don't see anything wrong with Clint tbh

[late mantle]

I apologise for shouting i am excited

[flat walrus]

i hope one of the marriage candidates is a new character tbh, i want to meet new people

[idle niche]

unfortunately, clint is underhated

[dapper pulsar]

THE RED IS SPREADING

[tawny pulsar]

Clint is a total incel i hate him

[dusty spoke]

MAYBE IT'S WILLY 🎣

[severe sage]

They hate to see chud representation

[lethal whale]

I dont like clint at all but i think its very possible and likely that he could be one of the new marriage candidates in the update

[stoic moth]

wheeeeeze

[dull anchor]

the reactions on this are so funny lmfao

[vast viper]

Same but i'm still prolly gonna marry the same person tbh

[open umbra]

Guys what timezone is the announcement based off of bcuz it feels weird getting rhe ping at nearly 11pm saying its a day later

[umbral coyote]

He looks like his favorite app is reddit dank meme enjoyr

[dapper pulsar]

IM INFECTING PEOPLE

[naive radish]

Neither do I but I’m also painfully awkward and can’t talk to people who I think are cute 🪦

[lethal whale]

It should automatically show your timezone

[idle niche]

i have no idea what pst even is 😭

[dire sleet]

IDK BUT I WANT TO BECOME THIS ROLE

[ancient fossil]

Pacific Standard Time

[open umbra]

Yeah but where is it 12am rn for them to say its the 26th

[late mantle]

Have you considered that Clint refuses to open on Fridays to stare at a furnace

[sharp magnet]

Pssssst

[modest geyser]

Hii

[tawny pulsar]

You did it 😂

[severe sage]

Prismatic Shard time

[dapper pulsar]

lmao

[stable adder]

wait is it only the reveal tomorrow or is it the full update?

[dire sleet]

HIPPEE

[dull anchor]

y'all are so funny

[umbral coyote]

I think it's just the reveal

[vocal sand]

Reveal

[idle niche]

ah yes... i just thought "Philadelphia Standard Time yes yes"

[late mantle]

Sandy is always open except for one day of the year cos she's the goat

[modest geyser]

Psssttt!

[velvet wave]

new character would be cool yeah

[lethal whale]

idk but its like almost 4am for me rn and im in the uk😭

[dapper pulsar]

Im a role goblin do I get to keep this role

[flat walrus]

hahaha, me too but it's a new reason to start a new run with the new farm map too

[orchid rover]

I would like to see new characters, but that's mostly because I feel like new characters probably increases the chances of a new area to explore.

[umbral coyote]

Call me nanners I have a small bit of hope for Demetrius

[open umbra]

Im out here in florida

[idle niche]

and shes open past 6 which is even more goated

[wary trout]

What if the new spouse is Mr. Qi😭😭

[summer dragon]

Am I alive

[dapper pulsar]

I wouldnt mind new people

[dull anchor]

convoluted a marriage

[wary trout]

And y'all have blue babies

[modest geyser]

Can I make the cat who sells hats live with me?

[umbral coyote]

Oh my god 😭

[stoic moth]

realistically I don't see it being any other women other than sandy or a new girl, and if those are both wrong my last guess is the witch or Marnie xD

[dapper pulsar]

https://klipy.com/gifs/linus-stardew Hear me out for the new candidate:

[idle niche]

i feel like the game needs to expand on its current characters more. this is a criticism ive had ever since i started playing, some storylines felt empty

[lethal whale]

New characters would be fun but i think its unlikely because creating 2 new npcs would be a lot of hard work

[dire sleet]

Pretty sure it’s a mouse but that would be epic

[tawny pulsar]

Mouse? 🐁

[flat walrus]

i dont mind having blue babies tbh xD

[latent cargo]

bro is from every country

[vast viper]

It's a mouse and no sorry

[idle niche]

THE RED IS SPREADING

[modest geyser]

Oh it’s a mouse?😭😭

[umbral coyote]

I want it to be the wizard and the witch and cheat on them with each other

[open umbra]

I thought it was a mouse

[tawny pulsar]

New marriage candidate is a junimo yall

[dapper pulsar]

The virus spreads

[wary trout]

If you can have blue babies does that mean mr qi is daddy smurf and I'm…

[vast viper]

Yes love marrying apples

[umbral coyote]

I'm not from them they're country's facing. Genocide, famines or other stuff

[dapper pulsar]

Hat mouse is a mouse

[restive vale]

What’s the longest everyone has consecutively played stardew?

[modest geyser]

Awww they’re sooo adoraabbblleeeee I wanna dress them up

[stoic moth]

Why do people hate clint anyways

[umbral coyote]

Like 8 hours

[wary trout]

16 hours for me

[vast viper]

9 hours lol

[obtuse lance]

oh my gosh 18

[idle niche]

marriage candidate is def gonna be one male and one female and i fear that the guy would be clint....

[dapper pulsar]

prob 5 when modding my mod

[restive vale]

Once played 13 hours with a friend consecutively while on an nti day

[solid jackal]

LMAOOO

[flat walrus]

wow, 18 hours???

[tawny pulsar]

Id rather date a bog monster

[vast viper]

Cause he's kinda creepy

[modest geyser]

I tried dating Sam but my boyfriend made me marry him🥹

[velvet wave]

I mean after the 4 heart event you’re basically already there sooo

[wary trout]

That's about 3/4 of the day😭

[umbral coyote]

He kinda stalks emily

[restive vale]

Didn’t leave my room once (was during high school for more context)

[idle niche]

i think around 12hrs

[obtuse lance]

im unhealthily obsessed with this game

[dapper pulsar]

And shes my wife

[lethal whale]

Like
5 hours probably
But my friend has played for like 11 hours straight before

[solid jackal]

I feel like emily fans would romance him just to get him away from emily

[open umbra]

Im not sure but i got a good co-op save with my - to not confuse everyone on terminology from a 2009 webcomic - queerplatonic partner

[idle niche]

we're honestly so cooked

[obtuse lance]

i know 🙁

[wary trout]

I feel bad for Clint, he needs therapy for sure

[flat walrus]

yeah, clint is kinda a creep

[idle niche]

the real ones, yes

[modest geyser]

Emily and Penny are my fav peeps to gift things, they’re always so nice

[umbral coyote]

Id rather date the thing that can spawn on the farm that busts out the test tube

[restive vale]

Abigail is one of my fave

[vast viper]

Same i've never married them..Yet

[tawny pulsar]

Rock eater <3

[dapper pulsar]

#HeNeedsMoreThanTherapy

[solid jackal]

But he has NOOO other personality other than liking emily LMAO

[restive vale]

How she gonna look at a rock and say “wow, how’d you know I’m hungry?”

[open umbra]

Bcuz last time i said the real term me and him use in this server, everyone got confused

[idle niche]

i just hope it isn't clint because his whole storyline revolves around being in love with emily. it's like you'd be competing with her to get his attention which just feels weird to me

[obtuse lance]

im actually sad rn i cant play stardew because my cloud wont sync

[near rover]

14ish hours? Until the sun came up 😅

[nocturne estuary]

Ok my official guess is Wizard and Sandy

[tawny pulsar]

Me too

[vast viper]

Valid

[obtuse lance]

YES

[granite spade]

Omg sandy please

[solid jackal]

I think one the rare chance it is clint
The dev would probably change his character a lil bit

[idle niche]

abigail, come meet your new step mom

[open umbra]

Will this update require me to update smapi or use vanilla

[tawny pulsar]

Pretty safe guesses 🤔

[nocturne estuary]

With a secondary guess as new roommate is the Dwarf

[dapper pulsar]

Id be suprised if one of them wasnt sandy tbh

[flat walrus]

sandy is cool, but who is gonna run the store

[vast viper]

OMG yess i hope so

[tiny raven]

if it’s the wizard my family aren’t gonna hear from me for DAYS

[severe otter]

Exciting!!

[tawny pulsar]

The camel :P

[nocturne estuary]

Bouncer.

[dapper pulsar]

The casino bouncer

[umbral coyote]

My final guess/hope is sandy and Marlon or Willy

[orchid rover]

Huh, I never thought about Sandy leaving the store.

[lethal whale]

||sandy|| needs a spoiler tag but i agree, definitely her
im like 50/50 on if the other one will be the wizard or clint

[solid jackal]

HES LIKE 70 LMAOO

[idle niche]

i think that there's a chance that it isn't her because you can't get to her at the start of the game

[nocturne estuary]

Why does she need a spoiler tag lmao

[tiny raven]

AND HES JUST GREAT i’m rooting for it so badddddd

[summer dragon]

What if we (the player character itself) are the new marriage candidate?

Would have been a funny concept where instead of the player trying to get closer to an NPC, an NPC tries to get closer to the player

I haven't seen This type of romance option used alongside the traditional player choice one in a game before

[dire inlet]

Its so funny how i said i was gonna get sdv on my pc soon just a couple minutes ago, im getting it tmr

[dusky tendon]

What about Rasmodius? ~~

[wary trout]

imagine if it was morris 😭😭😭

[umbral coyote]

Right?? You need like 50k to see her

[restive vale]

Imagine one of the candidates for a new spouse is the wizards ex wife

[solid jackal]

Have been Willy fan since day no 1

[lethal whale]

Cause shes in the ||desert||

[dapper pulsar]

some people who are in the sdv discord havent played sdv lol

[tawny pulsar]

Its interesting to think about but that would require too much coding for this late of an update imo

[umbral coyote]

He gives me the heebie jeebies

[vast viper]

Imagine

[dapper pulsar]

for some reason.

[nocturne estuary]

Okay, its not a spoiler for the game tho

[open umbra]

Wait why say she needs a tag now when ppl have been sayin the name without the tag for minutes now

[idle niche]

i dont wanna manifest clint trying to rizz me up thank u very much

[tiny raven]

this aswell tho honestly they are on the same level but the wizard is just a bit more ME yknow

[dusky tendon]

that's what I like about him 😏

[vast viper]

Whatt noo

[summer dragon]

True, but this idea suddenly popped up in my head and I thought I should write it

[umbral coyote]

||guys we should spoiler junimos||

[modest geyser]

Why is it so hard to fish like grrr my hair falls are getting worse every time I try to fishhhh

[nocturne estuary]

Anyway Stardew anniversary is the same as my anniversary

[lethal whale]

I think people have forgotten about what needs spoiler tags in this channel because theyre excited rn 😭

[idle niche]

-# skill issue

[dapper pulsar]

||We should spoiler the town cause thats outside the farm||

[obtuse lance]

i dont think concernedape hates us that much

[winter flame]

I need to play more stardewww I played for days straight and burned myself out 😭😭

[umbral coyote]

It took me 5 in game years to get to level 10

[wary trout]

My first skill to level up to 10 was fishing, fishing is so op early game

[lethal whale]

my point is that you dont know she exists until after you ||fix the bus||

[dusky tendon]

you need to level up your skill, the bar gets a bit bigger :>
And more expensive rods help too

[flat walrus]

if bouncer is gonna take sandy's place, then who is gonna take bouncer's job?

[nocturne estuary]

Make Magnus Rasmodius the cannon name ConcernedApe please its so fire

[idle niche]

right? got so rich esp because i fished up treasure chests

[gray crow]

||spoil stardew valley its post grandpa death||

[dapper pulsar]

5!??!?!?! Bros playing for the love of the game and NOTHING else

[umbral coyote]

||we should spoiler Caroline because she isn't in the opening scene||

[modest geyser]

ARIGATHANKS!!

[winter flame]

I think that OR divorce storyline. Demetrius and Robin

[solid jackal]

TRUE LOLLLL
But so far all the ages of the marriageble candidates have been in a certain range

[nocturne estuary]

Maybe Qi can take it over and stop freeloading upstairs

[open umbra]

If we gotta spoiler the name sandy even when not talking abt the area shes in then we should spoiler the damn wizard

[dire inlet]

Oh my gosh, id marry robin right away tbh

[umbral coyote]

You literally get it past completing the story

[vast viper]

I thought his first name is Rasmodious

[dapper pulsar]

||We should spoiler robin because she isnt in the opening cutscene with grampa||

[idle niche]

would be funny if the marriage candidate is ||qi||

[obtuse lance]

wdym ?

[tawny pulsar]

We agree its not anyone in later game than the desert tho right? That would be insane

[wary trout]

Rainy days with a smoker on spring is pretty much 50k

[dire inlet]

I was so shocked that robin was married to somene because i had my EYES ON HEERR ever since i started

[nocturne estuary]

We gotta spoiler the animals too ig

[idle niche]

it feels like toby fox making the dog a marriageable character

[umbral coyote]

I don't like fishing. The game never ends and I like to have fun. I'll get to perfection when I get to them

[tiny raven]

these spoilers r so funny im creasing

[proper surge]

Marry the witch 🧹

[modest geyser]

Thiss!!! I like me some of that mommae

[tawny pulsar]

Omg fr give me the witch

[umbral coyote]

||guys can we spoil marriage||

[dapper pulsar]

Spoile ||The title squence||

[lethal whale]

Its always been this way idk why people are kinda making fun of me?😭 its literally in the pins but okay

[nocturne estuary]

Maybe it is but Magnus Rasmodius is his name in Expanded i believe. I think all you see Base game is M. Rasmodius

[muted venture]

hello

[tawny pulsar]

Lets have baby birds together miss witch

[obtuse lance]

i hope not because when i play expanded my only goal is to romance lance and hes so far into the game

[idle niche]

but the income is great tho. theres not much to do when you're unprepared for the mines and your crops r growing

[wary trout]

At this point it's gonna be the stardew files

[solid jackal]

Like ppl are saying for the male character it may be the wizard
But he kinda goes beyond the bachelors age range ykyk
Atleast all the bachelors till now
Maybe the dev will be adding a VERY older bachelor for the first time

[dire inlet]

ARGJHH I SOOO AGREE W U

[vast viper]

Ohhh yeah i havent played expanded yet I wanna though

[solid jackal]

Not the Stardew files

[tawny pulsar]

Shane is lowkey old in my eyes not sure about anyone else

[tiny raven]

starstein

[nocturne estuary]

Its lovely!

[dapper pulsar]

I want to play expanded but its not for 1.6.15 or whatever modern version is

[wary trout]

The clint files or whatever

[dire inlet]

I honestly dont like him that much tbh

[vast viper]

Elliot Harvey and shane are the older Bachelors

[idle niche]

everyone's like 19-25 and hes 28 ish

[obtuse lance]

ohh yeah that makes sense, i hope its razzy tho it would make me so happy

[dapper pulsar]

and I dont wanna downgrade and break my farm

[winter flame]

Oh me too dw

[tawny pulsar]

His story made me like him

[flat walrus]

clint files??

[dapper pulsar]

Im sorry I dont think we cant pass this

[solid jackal]

idk I always thought harvey would be a bit older
Bro got a hospital and medical degree WHICH TAKE YEARSS

[tawny pulsar]

I was just like lets give the drunkard something out of pity lowkey loll

[open umbra]

I dont see sandy in the spoiler pin so uhhh

[obtuse lance]

me three

[dire inlet]

WOAHH id like to know more personally? Im still at two hearts w him its so funny lol

[nocturne estuary]

Idk about Robin and Demetrius... feels odd to like... cause a divorce?

[proper surge]

Tfw the new marriage candidate is || MORRIS 😱 ||

[tawny pulsar]

Really? His face looks so young to me tho tbh

[dapper pulsar]

Clint is early 40s and Emily is late 20s

[idle niche]

lets not downplay the relevance of the files by adding fictional characters onto them 🥀

[open umbra]

OH HELL NO

[dapper pulsar]

#ICanFixHim

[tiny raven]

how do i do spoiler messages on mobile

[vast viper]

Yes ruin Pierre's life

[tawny pulsar]

Yes you gotta 8 heart event is worth it

[nocturne estuary]

Wtf let's not talk about the files at all in a stardee server

[lethal whale]

It says anything unlocked from community center bundles should be spoiled
||sandy|| is unlocked from completing a community center room

[open umbra]

NOBODY CAN FIX THAT MAN

[obtuse lance]

no u cant

[solid jackal]

Yeah I was talking about it in a realistic sense
It takes years to not only be a doctor but to open up ur own clinic
But ofc this is a game so yk

[proper surge]

|| insert message here ||

[dire inlet]

put this || around the text ur spoilering or do /spoiler

[winter flame]

New marriage candidate, Caroline

[lethal whale]

put || both sides of your message with no spaces

[flat walrus]

20 years difference is crazy

[solid jackal]

WHATTT

[dapper pulsar]

New marriage candidate, Emily

[tiny raven]

let me try oh

[umbral coyote]

Lowkey..

[tiny raven]

||i love stardew||

[tawny pulsar]

Emily but this time more Emily

[gray crow]

humina humina

[open umbra]

||MORRIS IS UNFIXABLE I HATE MORRIS WITH ALL MY LIFE||

[wary trout]

it could be because it's just HIM yk

[idle niche]

the 1.7 update is called the "ruin pierre's life update"

[obtuse lance]

||me too||

[dapper pulsar]

I wish when you marry people they dont get labotimized

[vast viper]

Shane needs therapy not a spouse

[dire inlet]

Can i be so hinest spoilers is what honestly helped me thru the game because i am the DENSEST person this planet and the vame doesnt give me much direction 💔

[tawny pulsar]

Quick someone make me an Emily locket gif >:3

[winter flame]

Manic pixie dream girl²

[solid jackal]

Doesn't he have a nurse? I haven't played the game in some time so I forgot

[nocturne estuary]

I think theres a couple of mods that fix this a little bit

[dapper pulsar]

Like I still wanna see them out and about in town

[proper surge]

Steal his wife 😈

[tawny pulsar]

Crying <3333

[winter flame]

OH GOD I HOPE SO

[orchid rover]

Hm, I can imagine Harvey as either 30 or 40 depending on how he became a doctor and whether he moved to Pelican Town or always lived there.

[wary trout]

I need more reasons to hate morris, to my eyes he's just a capitalist who hates another capitalist

[dapper pulsar]

Prob, ill look into it

[dire inlet]

I gonestly never gave stuff to the cc until i knew what it gives

[umbral coyote]

Goodnight guys...if it's Clint I'm gonna cry..

[summer dragon]

Letter from Clint the day after you buy something from him for the first time -"hey (player), I know we haven't talked that much but i want to thank you for visiting my shop this week, here are 50 gold bars I've had lying around hope you have some use for them haha, see you later"

[nocturne estuary]

Mods

[idle niche]

unfortunately had to fix this with a mod for haley. i didnt want her to be cooped up in my farm forever

[obtuse lance]

yes !! and even though he supposedly “gets better” after you marry him i shouldn’t be the only reason smh

[vast viper]

Yeah prolly

[wary trout]

It's maru, she cute with that uniform

[winter flame]

Emily × Sandy canon ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[dire inlet]

TRUTHHSHH

[tawny pulsar]

Haley bully to trad wife pipeline maybe Morris to good hubby???

[vast viper]

LOL fr

[dapper pulsar]

Emily x Sandy x Me canon

[idle niche]

the only thing this is missing is "tips my fedora hat"

[tawny pulsar]

FR I am shaking your hand

[wary trout]

50 gold bars thank you very much I'll turn that into mega bombs

[vast viper]

Even better

[open umbra]

While i love maru and my qpp* loves harvey
We went for marrying eachother in our co-op for the benefits
But in solo playthroughs ive never noticed maru being 'lobotomized' as you put it

*real term we use is from a webcomic but it confuses everyone

[obtuse lance]

spoiler the new marriage candidates is ||more gingers because u can never have enough in stardew||

[tiny raven]

||i wanna marry the women tourist from the stardew valley fair||

[solid jackal]

Damn
Bro rlly running an entire clinic on his own

[tiny raven]

I 100% AGREE

[nocturne estuary]

Not to like defend clint but I think he suffers from the current social climate being assigned to him than like...his actual behavior.

[livid belfry]

SDV was released in 2016????

[dapper pulsar]

Robin 4

[solid jackal]

Guys
What if the female candidate is the girl at jojamart😱😱😟

[solar pendant]

SDV2 when? 😔

[tawny pulsar]

Marriage candidate is the governor confirmed

[livid belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[proper surge]

Let me marry Shane again, but only if I can redecorate his room 😭

[dire inlet]

“ I can change him! “ trope kindaaa

[winter flame]

Watch CA come out of left field with something obscure

[open umbra]

||ok wbo the clown tho||

[obtuse lance]

omg actually expanded adds her as an npc and shes sooo cute !!!

[dapper pulsar]

What if the new marriage candidate is the squirrel that runs up the tree at the bus stop

[livid belfry]

Holy shi, I'm OLD 😭 I didn't know it's been 10 years

[wary trout]

You marry grandpa

[vast viper]

Furries go crazy ahh

[flat walrus]

girl at jojamart is fine tho

[summer dragon]

I can only add so much cringe into one letter

[minor sky]

I know right ,I missed a premium game for some years

[tiny raven]

||or the fortune teller with the wizard honestly||

[vast viper]

Valid

[tawny pulsar]

100th farm year unlock scene

[winter flame]

You can date her in Expanded

[open umbra]

I mean to me she jus felt. Normal still. Jus at the farm more.

[solar pendant]

No.. pls.. no

[dapper pulsar]

I know people younger than stardew valley

[solid jackal]

I want to say ||marlon|| but he's down bad for marnie

[obtuse lance]

bro im down bad for marlon hello

[tawny pulsar]

Marrlooon

[novel thistle]

@tawny pulsar You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[solid jackal]

Lowkey same....

[winter flame]

1.7 EVERYONE divorce update

[open umbra]

Shoosh

[wary trout]

I need a lewis marlon marnie triangle

[proper surge]

Aw, would love that - or to see || them get together, Marnie deserves better ||

[vast viper]

Marnie needs to dump lewis and go with Marlon

[nocturne estuary]

Like sure he SAYS hes a nice guy and hides in a bush from Emily but hes not an incel and also he was going to her house to talk to her and got nervous and spooked when she suddenly appeared

[winter flame]

Including Lewis and Marnie

[full fulcrum]

i thought stardew was more recent than 10 years ago wow

[tawny pulsar]

Okay yall I genuinely didnt even think of Marlon but that man can get it soooo

[dapper pulsar]

anyway Im off to bed nice yapping about emily with yall

[wary trout]

Speaking of the governor, he could also be the new candidate. Anyone can be the candidate atp

[tiny raven]

how about everyone divorces eachother update and there’s a new speed dating event added

[proper surge]

Goodnight!

[open umbra]

Im only 8 years older than sdv
Crazy

[solid jackal]

Dude the nice guy thing literally ruined him HAHHA

[summer dragon]

I forgot Marlon existed

[obtuse lance]

no marnie and lewis can stay together (i hate them bith) so i can have marlon for myself

[pliant nacelle]

Hi Stardew Chat

[tawny pulsar]

I love Emily love spreading the gospel with people 😂

[idle niche]

dont speak this into existence

[pine sage]

Hehe guys. What If Dwarf Roommate Got Added. Right Guys. Right. Hahaha

[vast viper]

Lmao

[obtuse lance]

hi !!

[solid jackal]

Lmao she just looks at her microwave everytime u go to her barnm

[dire inlet]

Is there a direct storyline for sdv or is this only by gaining hearts with the villagers? Im gettinngg soo tired of the mundane stuff

[proper surge]

In this update, you get to marry || YOBA ||

[nocturne estuary]

Dont get me wrong he's not blameless but I think he's just an awkward pining guy. Definitely not the reddit moderator 4 chan misogynistic incel people apply to him

[pine sage]

there's progression! not really a story though

[pliant nacelle]

It's been a while since I've been on this discord site

[orchid rover]

I know people are excited for new marriage candidates, but I'd also like being able to have friendships with the other characters that don't currently have heart levels (Marlon, Gunther, etc.)

I feel like they could be interesting.

[pliant nacelle]

Oooppp

[tawny pulsar]

Wait no one even mentioned Marnie? Is that not even a thought?

[vast viper]

Yes i really like the bird lady

[solid jackal]

True
I feel like he's an easier target bc of his looks too

[wary trout]

Imagine, you're a random farmperson and somehow you get to Marry Jesus H. Christ himself

[tawny pulsar]

I mean yeah shes got that weird thing with Lewis but like 😭 homewrecker

[vast viper]

She is already dating Lewis

[flat walrus]

yoba's blessings for everday then??

[solid jackal]

She head over heels for the good for nothing mayor bruh

[tiny raven]

i feel like marnie would make a really good cheesecake

[boreal gull]

am i cool too

[winter flame]

Maybe the children will grow up properly ❤️‍🩹

[plush bane]

running with the theory that it’s gonna be robin and demetrius

[obtuse lance]

me trying to buy more piggies but marnie cant stop admiring her reflection in the microwave

[open umbra]

||new candidate for actual marriage. Krobus. My qpp/moirail loves krobus||

[dire inlet]

Truth, farmer for mayor this update/j

[boreal gull]

i want cool role

[winter flame]

I might actually have kids, get angsty teens

[pine sage]

i really dont care who becomes the new marriage candidates i just want more roommate options :|

[blissful island]

i dont think all the way grown up but i think we'll be able to do more w them

[tawny pulsar]

Not to burst your bubble he already said its not 😢

[minor sky]

That will be sad

[solid jackal]

Pov: farmer starts listening to too much lana del rey

[blissful island]

maybe theyll go to school with Jas and Vincent

[nocturne estuary]

Tbh blacksmiths do like like that irl. Theres strength musculature and show musculature. Blacksmith are thicker, stockier men who appear overweight because we attribute fitness to show muscles

[open umbra]

Jus imagine

[plush bane]

aw
when’d he say that?

[dire inlet]

LMMMFAOO

[boreal gull]

how do i get cool role

[winter flame]

Opening nexus rn

[tawny pulsar]

Okay waaait like..
Thoughts about: all marriage candidates becoming possible platonic roommates instead??

[dire inlet]

is there a school in the town? Or is penny just teaching the children?

[proper surge]

We have krobus, maybe we can have the dwarf 🧡

[pine sage]

YES

[vast viper]

Penny teaches the kids

[blissful island]

penny just teaches them. i think she has some dialogue about it!

[pine sage]

IVE BEEN SAYING 💔

[flat walrus]

the dwarf! yes pls!

[tawny pulsar]

In an interview he talked about how hed love to do it but it just requires an immense amount of coding because he would want thr whole town to react negatively and treat you differently because of it

[dire inlet]

I CANT WAIT TO GET SDV ON MY PCCC AUFHHH i kinda fw the mods

[solid jackal]

Yes! You are a right. Off topic It's pretty hard to find references for this kinda body type as an artist 😟🥲

[pine sage]

I NEED TO CONVERT MORE PEOPLE lol