#stardew-valley
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oh yeah I think I did, only once and didn't came back
Bro
in due time! 
Chat
wym bro ????
If you don't like the rundown place, Go for the economy classic joja mart.
my brother in christ
IVE BEEN FOCUSING ON OTHER THINGS
like fishing 4 days in a row to upgrade the house
get back in there and just look around
Trap bobber on difficult fish?
don't have time
I gtg rizz up haley before next y ear
I'm doing abigail and haley
IT WON'T TAKE LONG I SWEAR JUST FIND THE GLOWING BOOK
okay wait
omw to rizz up seb
priorities
before the new year
why are u asking it in a way that makes it seem like this is brand new information to you ded XD
chat i'm struggling where is haley 12:10 pm sunday
check wiki
have you checked in front of leah's place
[[Haley]]
WAIT
its 28 summer I need to buy seeds
before anything else
i dont get it
if its summer she prob on the beach w alex
no you don't
u can buy it in night market (winter) if you want, no rush to buy now
save your money for fall seeds
hallo
haii
guten tag
do iridium rods only give iridium fish?
no
almost always gold fish at least
wdym
so i shouldnt be fishing at the ocean?
lke how far you throw the thing?
not like that
I fish there for 10k daily
different areas have diff fish
ok but that didnt answer where i should do it for spring
I do it in ocean 24/7/365
if you're going for money then ocean i guess
i caught a legend one tile away from me actually
lucky
mountain lake in spring is goated
spring best location is non-rainy mountain lake
rainy river for catfish
-# there are exceptions for specific niche situations blabla, these are general recs
ocean summer is better, tho even then mountain lake still has sturgeons anw
yeah summer is the best season for fish
can't go wrong w fishing any season 
during winter the night market is great as well
whats the best crop for fall?
@scenic saddle You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
YES
pumpkins
cowgratulations 
what about cranberries
pumpkin soup my beloved
not bad too
but pumpkin still rules
i do both but i do more pumpkins
what fertilizer
pumpkins? deluxe speed gro for triple harvests lol
otherwise fertilizer doesn't matter that much (barring specific scenarios) bc u should be processing all ur crops anw (and crop quality doesn't matter in kegs/jars)
i was abt to ask wdym by processing 🤣
.... u used chatgpt for stardew?
chatgpt????
y es
haha just kegs/jars/dehydrators!
brother wdym chatgpt
Who said chatgpt on stardew brotha
our race is doomed
our BRAINS are SHRINKING
hi
^
gemini IS NOT any better than gpt brother
haiii krit
just... use the wiki 😭
Might be broken
henlo
Bro they yap so much
Are you trying to catch difficult fish?
LETSGOOO ONLY YTHE BULLETIN BOARD TO GO!!!
Ad then the community centre is finished for the first time in three years playing this game!
niceee
Usually trap bobber is used for fish that is difficult
im trying to get money
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@chilly rover You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
sweet
What fish you trying to catch?
money fish
lmao
I assume catfish
I'm ready
If not then trap bobber wouldn't be necessary for most of the fish in spring
let's go!
no just anything which gives me money
is this 64 tiles farm good for year 1 fall?
or should I double it
the more the merrier for me (u're using sprinklers right?
Yeah I wouldn't use trap bobber
Id do dressed spinners + bait or just bait
Hell nah
i'm goin chat, happy new yrs to you all
"do you use sprinkler" what ru talking about
happy new year!
sprinkler, to water your plants
you're in fall right..?
absolut e ly
yeah so why did you say 'hell nah' when asked about sprinklers, i was just double checking
Bruh
❓
ya basic ones are good
where do i get the fish smoker
Oh nothing lol
10k recipe from willy
10k from willy
its like only 4 tiles?
any amount of energy/time u spend not handwatering is energy/time that can be spent elsewhere
but - it is up to you
the lvl 1 sprinklers are ass though
like, I'm not crafting 50 of them
you also don't have to cover your entire field with it...?
once again, they're not
but, up to you
https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/47ygnr/bestoptimal_normal_sprinkler_farm_layout/ if you want a basic sprinkler layout here is one
it looks weird ngl
it is
ill wait for the sprinkler upgrade
it does look messy and not pretty/not neat/can be hard to place
but still doesn't change the fact that it's good
that is fair too
Agreed. I always skip them.
Stardew valley is my favorite first-person-shooter
i've done my part lol
how many copper bars are needed to upgrade alongisde cash
5 and 2k cash
cant wait for my 10,000 g 
yikes thats expensive
fishing
did a full day only got 3k
i know its gonna be kinda offtopic but hopefully everyone here has a happy 2026
yo anyone down to play multiplayer
yoo thats so offtopic ||happy new year||
try the multiplayer channel, theres tons of posts there
how long do hardwood fences last for
Manifest me good luck guys 🙏
no manifest me
What?
Not sure tbh
The fences wear down based on the material they are built with with wood fences breaking the most often and hardwood fences breaking the least often.
So they wear down but it'll take a LONG TIME
502 to 505 days
I was gonna say that then copied the entire website by accident 🙏😭
happens to the best of us ahaha
umm
The last one is a retro catalogue but uh I'm on year one
Im in 2030
i just placed my legend in a pond and i fished in it a little afterwards and now i have a legend in my hands
is it the same legend?
gg!
the quality of the legend gets reverted to normal quality once u place it in a pond
but it still is the same, yes (bc legend ponds can only have 1 legend)
yeah but now i cant put it back again?
DAMN
that's kind of odd, what if you emptied the pond?
how many years is that
did it reproduce instantly?
no there's no fish in the pond though, right? just in your hands?
it doesn't reproduce
im not sure if i cleared the pond since i cant put it back
yeah try to see if you can clear it again
yeah and now it's worth 7.5k
how do i pickup crab cages with bait in them
Made a rookie mistake, i started a new farm and forgot I haven’t cleared my farm totem area. Got a totem in the mines, used it, and now I’m waiting to pass out because I can’t move lol
instead of 15k
yes, because quality of the fish is reverted to normal when u pond a fish - this applies to all fish, so price decrease is normal
why did u fish it up o:
phew i managed to get it back in
but the roe price is still based on the original value right?
yes yes roe doesn't get affected
nice 
Me when a monster is watching me swallow 5 jars of mayonnaise: 😋
Guys I played this game on my ps5 and sold it is there anyway I can use that saved progress on a steam copy
Uh idk, i dont think so
I’m not sure if ima play it again tbh cuz I’m not trying to restart another farm
Is your profile picture a picture of you irl? Why are you 2 dimensional and made of pixels?
it's my Stardew pfp lol
I was kidding, haha
Restarting is fun though
maybe you will someday
should i upgrade my watering can first or?
!Tone Ah, I am very tone sensitive 
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/j = joking
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/nm = not mean
Personally I do pickaxe first
Maybe
I will make sure to use them when chatting with if you im telling a joke :)
Thank you! 
Gladly!
well pickaxe first and axe helps clear the farm/ more loot and easier in the mines
is this a good enough setup or is there anything i should change
So far so good
hi
perfect
Hii
Hello! How are you?
scarecrow in the middle once you plant new crops there
maybe a couple more furnaces and chests eventually
Oh yeah, you should move the Scarecrow in the middle of them all
Some tiles aren't covered I think
Im a crow, i always delete my save when i get a scarecrow, those are scary
yeah i was abt to mention that
here you guys go
im good! hru?
how do i get rid of this patch of grass
should break the rock too, weeds spread
Yeah now they are covered
You can't remove ground tiles
You can add pathing
put fences as well
ur 2 caulis aren't going to grow before spring ends, i think?
it was in a mixed seeds patch
Um im okay i guess. Ill be honest i have many problems in my life but i dont think here is a good place to chat about them.
Im glad you are doing good :)
yep, still takes same amount of time
aw dang :< sry to hear, I hope things get better
Thank you very much :)
whats that and can i plant after doing it
It's just flooring decoration. No you can't plant on them
I need to wait until summer to complete the community center bundles (unless i get lucky with the travelling marchant)
The travelling marchant only shows up on fridays and sundays, right?
yep 6am to 8pm on those 2 days
Oh i didnt know they have specific hours, thanks
i added fences and i dont like how it turneed out
thats great
japanese is easy so enjoy taking your time in it
I am learning in a language school so i cant take the learning at my own pace
Also it is NOT easy
it is easy, kanji is the hardest part but even then its mostly memorisation
I find remembering words difficult
just watch vtubers or japanese shows youll learn it with time
Um i am watching my hero academia sometimes but i dont think it helps me much with remembering words
Hopefully over time ill remember more and more words
youre not gonna learn every word immediately by watching once
or you can watch hololive while playing stardew vallley
Idk what hololive is
a group of japanese vtubers
hi, I have a silo with hay in it but my chickens dont seem to eat from it, it is winter, silo still shows the same amount of hay 120/240 as when i first put it in quite a few days ago.
the wiki says that the coop would get filled with food if i have a silo
It's a very strong wall around your garden.
You can go inside of the coop to grab the hay you need to put it in the feeding tray yourself
Maybe you'd like the wood fence better? Or just doing paths around the crops?
Unless you have a max upgrade coop that automatically puts the feed into the trays
what should i do with my prismatic shard? i alr got the galaxy sword
should i donate it?
oh ok, from what i read, it would do it on it's own 🙂
I wouldnt do it if i got one
Oh wait
You said you got the galaxy sword
there already is some hay in feeder, 2 hays
yes
Then uhh idk
If you got the galaxy sword then you can probably have an easier time in the cave and usually get more easily if you prepare
ok
I have the sewer key and eant a prismatic shard lol
I get super lucky usually I don't want anything rare rn
does anyone know when do forage stuff start to appear in the small cave on four corners farm map?
all caves start doing things at 25 000g total
does anyone know why the mountain river only gives gold and not iridium
demetrius stalks your finances
a good setup is one which you find most pleasing to the eye
oh damn, im like 500g short
shouldve sold smth I didnt know that
I missed so much from the first spring
couldve pushed that last 500g
it isnt pleasing to me at all im just waiting for it to turn into summer or fall so i can just reposition all my fields
let me be poetic😔 🙏
my apologies twin 🙏
does the mines respawn ores i forgot
i think like everytime u climb the ladder even
🫃
between what floors odes diamond and ruby spawn again,,
how do you water crops when you left your watering can at clint for upgrading?
pee on them
lmao
how much copper ore do i need to upgrade all of the tools?
🤫
type shit
.. can you not please? i dont like when people do that
top 5 rappers of all time
#5 G eazy
Do wat?
125
I think
ores or bars?
ores i recon
youre kinda making fun of me ish,, downplaiyng my question then made a mean comment
World does not revolve around you lol
^
Guys what is the best starter farm
????
sigh
depends if u want a challenge
like best starter crop?
No like area
i went w meadows cuz u get 2 chickens
❤️
idk if I should romance Harvey, Haley or Emily
the wierd homeless guy
Emily = kindest to you at the start
Haley = trust the process
yes dude
ah
and Harvey?
i hate him
Why did they add that character he is so irrelevant lmao
asking you to not do that to me does not = "world doesnt relove around you", i was asking for them to not make those types of jokes towards me.
linus is meh
he didnt accept my coal gift
he stole my shite
tough luck ig
Linus is awesome I love him
Not that deep it’s almost 2026 lock in
whos the most romanced character yall recon
The homeless guy just be stealing from trash cans and provides no usefulness
Fr
seb
linus is the first to perish
I lost my axe, I can't find it
biggie cheese is NOT robin
How do u lose your axe
I misplaced it and I already checked most of my chests
🤭
STOP I WAS LAUGHING AT ROBIN FOR LOSING HER AXE AND NOW RECENTLY I LOST MINE 😭
🐒
Do u guys use any mods
ye
And what are good ones if you do
theres mods?
Nope
visible fish and to dew
Alright thanks ima check them out
ye ofc
is there a stable economy mod? so that i can finally get my fucking seasonal plants
😂
i want seasonal plants but i have like 400g
barley scraping it and idrk how to make gold
cause crops grow like shit in meadows and those chickens are only useful for soup
Fishing is op
Nah ngl it’s kinda satisfying for me but mining is a lot more entertaining
And it makes decent money
does anyone else just get disgusted with themselves if they dont get a perfect mini-game for fishing
mining is fun but uh oh u swung ur pickaxe more than 3 times now ur on the ground with -500 energy
usually you check weather forecast
if it rains tmr, then that's a good time to send in ur can to upgrade
water crops, drop off watering can -> rain -> pick up can, water crops
Lmaoo
or u js tuff it out
?
how long do plants last without watering them?
i need to inject my guy w testosterone so that he gains strongness
they don't die, they just won't grow that day if u don't water them
long. i always forget to water them
oh
ye but Im doing corn so I cant miss a single day to maximise the profit for summer + fall
I need to prepare for winter
its fine ig I will spend my whole Energy bar and 4min everyday watering crops thats what farming is about after all
diamonds are levels 50+
rubies are levels 80+
but once you've reached 120, rubies can appear on any floor
and small chance of diamonds from killing mobs
no sprinklers?
/send help #images-and-memes
idh them unlocked yet or rather idk when I unlock them its 4th of Summer and I have to water 100+ crops
its my first summer
whats your farming level?
farming level 2 unlocks basic sprinklers
farming level 6 unlocks quality sprinklers
(im sure you'll eventually get to the levels you need with this many crops btw)
where to fish during fall
Spoilers 😢
do you mean the post 120 part?
Nah cuz I havent made it 80+
oh
I didnt know rubies was a thing lmao
spoilers are usually for things that are more advanced than that
💀
That's not a spoiler
Ok
is there any mods that dont totally break game balance?
while also not being like "clints broken lamp" or some shit
!modrecs
Check out https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started#Find_mods or https://stardewmodding.wiki.gg/wiki/Category:Recommendations to find mods recommended by community mod authors and other popular mods, or see #mod-showcase for what the community has been working on!
qol mods like UI info suite 2, lookup anything are very close to vanilla
Whats the difference selling my items directly to NPCs or putting them in chest?
Npc selling = instant money putting items in shipping bin = money you earn and added to the next day
so theres no loss in gold?
so basically if u don't wanna make the trip = chest
The chest beside your house if you put some items there
yep same amount
Is there a place to find other PC Co-op players? I’m new to all of this lol
i forget - i dont remember if it was a mod or not, but was there way to make clothes?
vanilla yes
Tailoring involves creating new shirts, pants, skirts, shorts, and hats at the sewing machine located inside Emily and Haley's house or the Sewing Machine received as a reward for the "Rock Rejuvenation" special order. Boots and shoes can also be custom-tailored, which does not create a new item, but transfers the stats from one pair to another.
Does the auto fish catch thing gives the same xp than doing it without it?
ancient fruit jelly so good
I have tons and tons of trees in my farm rn, will this affect my marriage? like how messy my farm is? this may be a dumb question but im just wondering since im planning to get married to someone soon 😭
it doesnt
unbless they walk through them and break it for you
oh phew
my mom saw my farm and said "youre messy in video games too" 😭
what is the auto fish catch thing o: is that the auto fishing mod?
das craz
BRO
i destroyed a mahogany seed
W me
im having alot of mossy seed pop up next to the green fiddlehead trees does the same wrk with mahogany if i keep them up as trees?
can trees grow while adjacent to fences?
When does cucumber seeds unlock? I need them for my sturgeon ponds and idk where to buy em, im in spring and im year 3
Yes
…never?
The only cucumbers are sea cucumbers, and they don’t have seeds
im a n1 haley hater from now on she said ew to me when i wanted to dance w her like our 5 red hearts meant nothing
yes except fruit trees
I need to make pickles bruh
im sorry haley is on top
pickles can be made with any vegetables/mushrooms
nah im going emily route
Ohhh, no you can make pickles by putting like, any vegetable into a preserves jar
also should i get a copper watering can or a copper axe or hoe
Omg ive waited since summer of year 2 to get pickles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hmm… ima say watering can if it won’t make you lose a day of watering crops
Should have asked here first 😭
i upgrade axe and pickaxe first because i wanted to clear out the entire farm
Have you just never used preserve jars?
emily gives me depressed girl vibes
ive been wanting to remove the back area of my farm
oh wait nvm i meant penny
Then Axe is a no brainer, assuming that watering your crops atm isn’t the top priority
ive just realised that they legend roe takes a hell lot of time to get 
im switching into summer soon (day 25) so i was just asking
She’s like, the complete opposite?
why do the crab pots swim so much further away from the tile you placed them in this is so irritating
If she was any happier she’d be delusional, heck she arguably already is.
i meant penny
Ohh yeah, spot on
where do I go to find people to play coop with?
Happe new York
Year*
Your crab pots are… swimming?
well they float
Ohhh I get it
tim at the bottom of the beach and it looks like their a tile fuirther away than where i place them
york*
🔪
Is it New Year’s Day over in Australia?
i dont get the hype about new years
Or are you a little further west?
new amsterdam*
Same, I fear the passing of time
I mean it’s a social construct but like, people like to celebrate
not that but its just another day lol
Not a mod it's an object that the fisherman sells you
Oh, I just fear time in general. But that's useless too, I guess. Why do humans need to announce it with loud fireworks.
I think it's the barbed hook
angrydutchman
accurate history man
Think Halloween for example. By far the most “pointless” holiday of the bunch, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a blast.

Blast...
im very antisocial😔 ✌️
Me when I'm an angry polish man:
i don't think it impacts ur fishing exp
(but i've heard it's not very good though, but i could be wrong)
i dont do any holiday whatevers, last time i been to a party was when i was like 6 and i dont go outside except for work
Hell yeah
Same here but I have family, hopefully you find somebody to hang out with on special occasions ❤️
and i drink alot
Why should we go out anyway
real shit
i got a close circle of 3 friends thats about it
I hope you find peace, man. Shit took my father
Well that’s something!
not like that
like on a weekend
or vacation
fat raccoon pmo so muchi didnt remember what he wanted so i took whatever i thought looked closest
Lololol
my job requires awareness and focus so i dont drink during the week lol
do you buy weed in amsterdam
What is that, fruit salad?
i dont smoke
That's good.
pepper poppers
wtf does that even mean😭
Huh
whut
Idek
Are you American?
theres no scythe upgrade?
new york was originally called new amsterdam
Yeah, suprised?
Nope
not after that
Ohh maybe that’s where I got the idea from
amsterdam is capital of the netherlands
Predictable, don't take offense
and of the province north-holland
how do i build a coop
It's so loud outside
Carpenter's shop
Robin, requires like… 300 wood, 100 stone, a few thousand gold?
they shoot karbide here. shakes the house sometimes lol
Oh gee, it's rifles here
So loud
most american thing ever
I'm not even american
ive never heard nor even seen a gun in my life lol. those mfs be buying them at wallmart
oh
I haven't either, but I live near a base and lads go crazy here on new year
They have like special privilege to shoot in the air or something
New year's like their mother's birthday
special privelege to rain lead on civies next town over
Yep
sounds fun
Never seen… really?
yeah bro
Like, not even on a police officer?
You'd be surprised
only tazers
!offtopic
The off-topic/general chat channels are https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/137344473976799233 & (non-Stardew) https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/177124219144896512 !
And batons
Oh gee
yeah that too
Hey guys!
Hey
Anyone wanna play?
Happy year
#1139016532966506576 check this out
I am new to the game
my darkness WILL swallow up your sun🙏
For u too!
That's metal
its a refrence to his pfp lol
Anger is poetry in itself
He is the one who decides
😂
yes
tell that to the half full cola can i threw against my wall✌️
i just got a prismatic shard out of iridum ore lol
The cleaning part is the poetry
Not that rare actually
really? lol
its my 2nd one so i might donate it
I am happy for you, mihailo.
concequence on short actions
Thank you Str4y

i am angry for u mihailo
I once got 2 prismatic shards from iridium nodes via 1 bomb
Oh, what a poet you are, angry polish man.
Thanks PolishMan!
I mean it’s moderately rare, but not like super uncommon
Thats sweet
best part about new years is jaeger
What's jaeger, polish man?
jaegermeister
Sounds very German
its german
That's what I said
even tho the history is troubeling. theire alcohol is good
I would hope so
Im tired but stardew valley is a fun game so ill play it
how tf u spell troubeling or did i spell it right
I heard their sausages are made of real meat
uh
It's alright polish man. No one will judge you for it.
You are free
judge, analyse, hate
“Troubling”. I know, English is full of stupid spellings and stuff. Just use autocorrect.
Love, love, love
im on laptop
When are we going to fix it anyways?
right but coming from a language where that is "niepokojące" is confusing
Like, can’t we just agree to spell “Wednesday” the way it should be spelled at least?
wensday
hehe
Wenis
When’sday?
wenis

i always say wensday

tursday
Thrusday
Turdday
Actually maybe i wont, for now
also play terraria
Am i allowed to not play stardew valley? Isnt that illegal?
Is this how kids converse?
Place it wherever you like
wdym "kids"😭
ukwim
I ment play, im tired
Nah, you don’t need to have stardew valley to be on this discord
Sleep, child. There are more days.
I was joking, haha
You technically don’t even need to like the game but like, what are you even doing here then?
august 12th 2026 heatdeath of the universe
Yay
How do i sleep? I forgot
There is good air conditioning here
complain about audio or graphic settings? idk
On a soft surface, with a pillow, and a blanket (optional)
Blanket should not be optional
This game has too much farming, and not enough jumpscares
Dont copy me
My old woman bones are sleepy
Im tired, you be tired some other time

Same, but I’m a young man.
Alright, Tapuha. Mom said it's your turn to sleep
Take rest, dude. Don't end up like me

With a krobus pfp?

Yep
the thing that sets stardew apart from other farming games is everything but the farming, everything you can do while you wait for your crops. the most popular farming game of all time is about everything that isn’t farming
unc status?
I like thirsting after girls
real
Isnt stardew valley a first person shooter
huhh??😭
I’ve never played any other good farming games besides….. cookie clicker?
you heard them
Does that count?

unc tweaking
aunt status, is that a thing
or like read them
depends how old u are
Me is tired
OLD
NO!!!!!
😔
IM TIRED!!!!!!
how old is old
My days are over
DONT BE TIRED!!!
multiple ppl can be tired
are u like 80😭
NINEteen😔
Wrong
bro
So old
Scientifically Impossible
there are no cougars in missions
@cedar viper please stop being old
For being a senior citizen
Please go to sleep
im 18 so am i young or old
What's a cougar
I bought this game and am not enjoying it 🙃
Is that something posh
so far
Middle aged
dog i think
i had this too
Ooooooooo
If you win at rock paper scissors, your turn is first
its like a fuckin lion thing
It’s relative. Young though compared to like, the expected lifespan
You think I should continue
little pupper probably
Puppyyyyy
yeah tbh
✊
I've never seen a real life puppy
Draw :(
📜
when did it start getting fun for you
🎃
when i got to mining
i yearn for the mines
That's cheating
Has it ever occured to you that if you are 20 years old, you’re older than every dog in the world?
So do i
Like, wow
welp I haven't unlocked it yet im like 25m into the game
No, an update released
😔
dog sausage
MODS!!
Wait actually tf a dog managed to live to 30?
😨
My aunt's cat lived to be 19, too
Get arrested
Okay
Meow
Maow!
Maow
Hiss
Slurp
I’m trying to figure out profit for selling wine vs aged wine…. I’m coming up with selling wine with no age is more “profitable per day” than aged wine.
Is mass selling aged wine more of a flex?
turn into burger
Um what other cat noises are there
beat ur customers with empty bottles to raise demand
burger mod activated
mewo :3
Prrr
Oh yea, thanks
oh hell naw
Kind of, yeah. Though if you don’t care when it is you get your money back it’s always more profitable to age
Are you a real cat
Aight, fellas. Is it gay to like girls?
im not gay

and like girls. so i dont think so
If you don’t have ancient fruit or starfruit wine, goat cheese and cheese are great for aging
Depends if you’re a girl
Is it gay to like Robin the HOT carpenter
tbh idk what i like. never really been in love🤔
are you a man or woman
I had aincent fruit planted when winter started and lost all my aincent fruit crops, i have no aincent fruit seeds or fruit :(
What a relief. Love is a chain made out of molten gold that looks shiny and good but is actually very hurtful and constantly burns you alive without you noticing.
woMAN
Yum molten gold
then its not gay
Silly boy
Yay🤩

id much rather a chrome copper alloy
Hi Krit
heyo
hmmm...who knows...maybe I am human or a cat behind this device I am typing on...we will never know... 🍷
(but in all seriousness I am just being a little silly :3)
The formula I’m using is (sale price -total cost) / days to harvest
0$ for total cost because the seeds were free and my plants are grown
Days to harvest- 7 for wine & 63 for aged
I like silver
silver is antibacterial
I love your PFP, Krit. Very distinguished.
I didnt actually think you are a cat, haha. You seem cool :)
i like chrome mixed alloys since chrome makes an oxide layer on the metal
Yep, and aniti-vampire
tyy ❤️ love yours too
what
:3
dawww thx :3
Idk vampires are interesting
Doesn’t really matter what formula you use, there’s like, no downside whatsoever to aging artisan goods besides the fact you need to wait for them to finish aging.
Do you put your lava in the microwave before eating it
The fuck are nightlords
It isn’t a big cash gain but it helps
Yes 🥰
heretic chapter of space marines
Same!!!
lol
Good night😔
Night
bad night, sleep loose, i hope the bedbugs bite ur kaboose
NO!!!! THAT COUNTS AS SLEEPING, AND I WANT TO SLEEP IN LIKE 1-3 HOURS
how fucked is ur sleep schedule if ur tired at 9 pm
That’s actually a very healthy sleep schedule
definitley not
We aren’t robots ofc, but the ideal sleep schedule is 8:00 pm to 4:00 am
Yknow timezones exist right? But my sleep sceduale is very fucked, rn the time for me is past 2:30 am
ah
Well if daily profit for non aged wine is 330 and aged wine is only 73…. Is aging the wine a scam??
(Not dising if ppl wanna age wine…. I’m just trying to get the most money, don’t mind waiting , but is it worth it is the question)
i sleep only at 6:30 pm and like 1 am
Midnight is the middle of the night in virtually all timezones besides like, parts of China
thats justz the mindset bro its not sleeping if you dont wake up, after passing out you just gotta pass in
I think it is, actually
i am dising people who age wine.
What😐
overrated grape juice
pass in front or away
Huh😐
break spacetime type shit
every action has a reaction or whatever shit terry cruise said
I don’t really know how to explain this but like, even though your daily profit is going down if you don’t sell your wine immediately, your total profit goes up because you end up with more cash at the end of the day. It’s not as if you could be doing something else with that wine you’re aging if it wasn’t in a cask after all.
If you need the money sooner to spend on more kegs/crops/whatever else then yeah, aging is a scam. Otherwise though it is a good way to make a little extra cash
That’s what I’m trying to figure out. Total profit won’t go up with age if the base profit shows non aged wine is better (daily)
I suck at math 😂 so I’m trying to validate aging the wine
Otherwise, why bother, it’s more work
start gambling csgo cases
It’s very much possible for total profit to go up without increasing daily profit. If I make $1 a day for 100 days, my daily profit ($1) is lower than if I make $10 a day for 5 days, but my total profit ($100) is larger.
but you could also make regulart wine while the other ages...
This is the thing to do in most situations, unless you need a bunch of cash fast
you age what you can and sell vast majority of wine as is
Im back
im not making wine yet but ancient fruits make so much money even basic processed idk what could possible cost that much for yall to max profit
Some of us just like seeing big number grow bigger
its free money
they are several very expensive things yo need to buy endgame
How should i get aincent seeds? I planted all of mine, and then lost my crops
kill bugs in copper levels
just explore the mines
Floors 15/25 killing bugs
Also like I can’t tell you what it is, but there are purchases later in the game which can cost as much as 10 million gold
Do they drop from stones and stuff?
Bugs
Thanks for the help, doctor!
Bill me for a hour
Actually, dont do it
I dont want to pay you
Thanks for answering me earlier. i apologize for not thanking you sooner
You should sue me
Oh
im not american i dont sue people
Ill be your lawyer if you sue me
Whats so special about floors 15/25?
Dr. David refered to the normal mine, right?
Ayee I got my first Stardrop and Rarecrow from the Stardew Valley fair! I also won the grange display but I already bought out everything in stock so it wasn’t really of use, half on green is the strategy though!
u can just go from 15 -> 25 -> 0 -> 15 (rinse and repeat)
How am i supposed to complete the 100 bone fragment and 100 bug meat quest? Thats a lot to get in such a short while
burglar's ring can help
I only know to count to 4 though
How can i get it and what does it do
I was joking
Oh thanks you
Hi I forgot to get an extra cauliflower for the spring crops bundle. Am I just stuck until year 2?
About those monster eradication goals, how am i supposed to get them? Just farm a lot?
no, u can get them from caroline via mail (when she sends u a gift, u can reset the day to get a cauli - she can send either potato/parsnip/cauli), or u can check traveling cart every friday and sunday 6am to 8pm
yes, just kill a lot of them - for this ring in particular
kill 500 
Thank you
is there a way to keep soil tilled without planting stuff on it
Thats a lot, but thanks!
You are kind
I hope youll have a good new year :)
Eat it
Tis I
it's worth it! it's what i consider to be 1 of the best rings in game (they aren't too hard to kill and often appear in clumps
Eat the soil
Doctor in discordology
aw thank you! i hope you have a good new year as well 
Do you do birthday shows
Thanks!
not really, no (it will gradually un-till if there's no plants holding the soil)
No sorry
I want a doctor in discordology to show up to my birthday :(
I want to clearify that i was kidding
plant fiber seeds
Hii
small number
on my profile it says ive been playing stardew for the last 12 hours lol
howd you get my photo lmaoo
ok bruh
flexing
hi
hihi
nice!
im a better driver than pam anyway icl
griffin
woah, what happened to pam
very unique name
oh yeah
Bro what that’s crazy
they gave me that
fit
ooh
it makes me look fat
I once came back from the desert and i was driving. Why was that? I believe i went there through pam driving the bus
guys we reached midnight so happy new year to everyone in this year i want to everything bad go and good things happen in this 2026 year
Oh nah I just did ||clint's|| attempt quest and the reaction I had after I gave the gift to ||emily|| was insane 😭 and then directly after that i found the ||letter|| in ||clint's|| bedroom
also had no idea what to spoiler here so didn't wawnna risk it LMAO
Yo I’m back just got home from work.
Time to work on Stardew


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David