stardew-valley

[winged hatch]

its a random event at night

not in season

[rain knoll]

pretty sure it specifically looks for open tiles

[winged hatch]

.

I HAD CROPS THERE

[primal canopy]

Guys im so upset that i had to find the discord channel to tell everyone that I’m divorcing mtf Harvey for CHARGING me 1000 gold while he lives rent free in my house, at my farm, doing nothing but water my kitty water bowl. Watching the planes and listening to the radio all day is fine but changing me 1000 for passing in the mine while trying to make a living for his rent free life is the last straw

[rain knoll]

wiki says any crops or pathing'll be destroyed

but that's about it

[bleak saffron]

can there be multiple different fish in a fish pond

[rain knoll]

multiple of the same fish, yes

[sacred crane]

Dang

[random brook]

Hey is there a better way to find clay early game?
I want to build a silo and its the only thing im missing...
Ive used up all my food and spent 3 days digging ground i have found 8 pieces!

[carmine briar]

thats why you dont marry harvey

[rain knoll]

you can't mix other types of fishes in a pond

[tame tartan]

LOL

[rain knoll]

till dirt in the mines

[tame tartan]

This is why harvey sucks

[rain knoll]

it has higher rates of finding clay than outside

[rain knoll]

isn't he still running a clinic?

[random brook]

ok mines has more clay thank you!
I was burning all my energy and having to go to sleep its so hard to find!

[vale citrus]

I had a strong wind storm...

[winged hatch]

oh

[winged hatch]

thats susposed to happen

[carmine briar]

how should i name my second cat?

[rain knoll]

like, he still has to pay for maru's wages along with renting the building, even if he doesn't currently live in it

[primal canopy]

As a conventional parent, i thought my farmer girl would be better off with someone who have high salary and noble job (doctor) so i decided to marry Harvey. I instantly regretted after 2 days of playing, but somehow i manage to let him stay for almost 2 years 😭😭😭 and it is not the first time he charged me for almost ded in the mine jeezz

That’s it I’m moving Krobus in, no chance for mr H anymore. And dont even want to erase H memory cuz he deserves to bear that hatred 🙂‍↔️😤

[sacred crane]

W Krobus

[carmine briar]

Yes Krobus #1

[cobalt hare]

heey @rain knoll

[rain knoll]

hello

honestly, props to Harvey for not letting personal relations dictate his judgement for having people pay

[sacred crane]

What color is the cat?

[carmine briar]

orange

[winged hatch]

||i need to hit the sc||

[rain knoll]

even gives discount if you're not financially developed

[cobalt hare]

tangy

[carmine briar]

remember, im more the other style person

[vale citrus]

Gimme

[winged hatch]

nah uh

i almost have 2 stacks 😭

[cobalt hare]

im jealous 😪

[winged hatch]

i have a extra 735

[sacred crane]

Beef Jerky

[carmine briar]

Perfect, thank you

[sacred crane]

Always here to help

(With goofy names)

[zealous hull]

can someone tell me how do i find the old mariner? I unlocked the bridge on the beach and have 10 hearts with someone but i cant find him😞

[rain knoll]

he only appears during rainy days

and no, snow does not count as rain for this instance.
rain cannot naturally occur in winter.

[zealous hull]

thank youu

[sacred crane]

Also make sure you bring 5,000 dollars

[ocean wraith]

u mean 5,000 grandpa’s

i forgot who said that before

[frail wigeon]

my friend why your name glow ?

[lethal whale]

from chatting a lot

[sacred crane]

I'm not even going to ask

[ocean wraith]

LMFOAAO

no it actually doesn’t have a deep backstory

someone said what does g stand for in like the stardew currency

And its kinda obvious so people were joking around n saying hmm i think grandpas

😞😞😞

[winged hatch]

yapping

[sacred crane]

Nice

[frail wigeon]

oh thanks bro it s very cool

[winged hatch]

LMAO

[sacred crane]

Wha-

[cunning maple]

oof

[rain knoll]

how else do we procure 5,000 grandpas

[cobalt hare]

uuhmm .....

[frail wigeon]

Guys, how long does it take you to complete the civic centre on your own?

[cunning maple]

most average 2-3 years starting out

[winged hatch]

i want a civic

[ocean wraith]

yesyes thank u jaeger for backing me up here 🔥🔥

[rain knoll]

community center? I'd say most players take between 2-3 years

[cunning maple]

but theres no time limit so doesnt really matter

[winged hatch]

i want a honda civic

[rain knoll]

first year i'd consider the learning stage, so they'd naturally slack on community center

[cobalt hare]

I want Toyota

[winged hatch]

i can drive

[cobalt hare]

niice me too but I don't own a car

[winged hatch]

rip

[rain knoll]

rip

[winged hatch]

LMAO THE PFP

[cobalt hare]

omg lol 😆 nice pfp

[ocean wraith]

i thought he was wearing bunny ears

[sacred crane]

Same

[frail wigeon]

I prefer a Mercedes, but I drive an Audi :(

[ocean wraith]

i am gonna cry 😭😭 i need to sleep

[rain knoll]

harvey is now a retired chemist

[tired viper]

Hi

[winged hatch]

i fell alseep 4 times today

[tired viper]

Is it normal to feel like idk anything that’s going on in this game

[winged hatch]

hi

[tired viper]

[winged hatch]

yes

[ocean wraith]

as u should 🔥🔥

i cannot take naps for the life of me

[tired viper]

Great

[winged hatch]

why

[ocean wraith]

I am telling u no ones safe NO ONE 😭😭

[rain knoll]

there's no real linear tutorial to the game, but that's also what makes it nice.
you can attempt different game mechanics at your own pace.

[ocean wraith]

idk i didn’t really grow up taking naps and if i do take one i end up waking up more tired than how i was before

[cunning maple]

lololol nice pfp

[winged hatch]

damn

[carmine briar]

i married abigail

[rain knoll]

harvey but if he made magic rock candy

[cunning maple]

i love it lol

[severe kraken]

me too

altho I might divorce, get rid of child and marry shane

[winged hatch]

guess who I married(impossible)

[carmine briar]

shane was my first marriage

[severe kraken]

deffinetly not hayley

[carmine briar]

this is my second farm

[winged hatch]

yea definitely not

[severe kraken]

on my second I was gonna marry him

[carmine briar]

my little brother married her

[cobalt hare]

sandi?

[winged hatch]

no

haley

[cobalt hare]

hmmm...

[carmine briar]

but i told him not to

[cobalt hare]

aah oki lol of course

[severe kraken]

I dont like hayley

[winged hatch]

:(

[carmine briar]

me to

[severe kraken]

shes too I like shopping for me

[winged hatch]

STOPPPP

[severe kraken]

baldi

[cobalt hare]

she's still pretty bald.

[winged hatch]

ykw this is harassment

[ocean wraith]

Shane seems like a stingy guy like that was my first impression of him

[severe kraken]

yeah

[winged hatch]

.

[severe kraken]

is there any events for 10 hearts?

I gave him the boquet

[carmine briar]

so she weared a wig the whole time?

[severe kraken]

actively cheating on abigail but its ok she doesnt care cuz apparently they dont if its opposite gender

[ocean wraith]

yes…

[cunning maple]

all marriage candidates have a 10 heart event

[rain knoll]

yeah

[ocean wraith]

the people who married her must really love her for who she is

[tame tartan]

ahh yes I love chest phasing through wall as soon asI marry sebastion

[ocean wraith]

respect

[winged hatch]

no

she dont

[severe kraken]

I wish I could turn chests around

and stuff like mayo machine

[ocean wraith]

denial is the first stage of acceptance

[severe kraken]

I hate having everything only facing toward us

ngl I only started playing cuz I inherrited my mas old phone an iphone 8 was horrific

I had it on the 8 but It had so many cracks that thing was unbreakable

[tame tartan]

OH MY GOD THE LANGUAGE SEBASTION USES IS SO REAL

[winged hatch]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

I hate no having enough crystalariums

[tame tartan]

They know how to write good boy love 🥺

[severe kraken]

had an 11 dropped it oncr and it was gone

[rain knoll]

I thought you were gonna say you inherited a farm from your grandpa

[winged hatch]

lock in

[severe kraken]

I deffinetly did

[cobalt hare]

IM TRYING so laaazyyy

[carmine briar]

I'm going to change your opinion of Pierre: It's strange that everyone can go to his shop before 9 a.m., for example Gus. Everyone except the players.

[sacred crane]

Just.....Just no

[winged hatch]

its L take

[carmine briar]

In plain language, Pierre hates the players.

[winged hatch]

type shit

[sacred crane]

[ocean wraith]

this pufferfish has a villain arc

[ocean wraith]

this ones french

[winged hatch]

my head hurts

[cunning maple]

same

[sacred crane]

Dang Hope Y'all get better

[rich umbra]

got these in the spring event, should I buy the strawberry seeds?

[cobalt hare]

yesssss yum

[sacred crane]

Yerp

[rain knoll]

yes

[rich umbra]

alright

[cunning maple]

yes, even that late in the season strawberries are still peak

[cobalt hare]

🍓

[rich umbra]

it's 13 rn

[obtuse mesa]

buy 50 lawn flamingos

[winged hatch]

ya

[sacred crane]

The Demon slayer pfp is cooking

[rich umbra]

bought 600 for good measure lmao

[cobalt hare]

W ☝🏼

[cunning maple]

pfffftt aight

hope you can plant em all

[obtuse mesa]

could’ve bought 600 flamingos but oh well

[rich umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/akaza-akaza-vs-rengoku-mugen-train-gif-21856219

truly the best villain

[rich umbra]

Probably not

[sacred crane]

Agreed

[cunning maple]

lol welp

[rich umbra]

My camp is all filled with another plant

And like 700 starfruits in ||that other after cc zone||

[cobalt hare]

you're cookin

[cunning maple]

i guess its not so bad you wasted your money then lol

[rich umbra]

150 more just in case

[rich umbra]

WHAT-

[sterile dune]

Hi!

[cunning maple]

bruh lol

howdy

[sacred crane]

Hey!

[rich umbra]

75k wasted?

[obtuse mesa]

buys seeds
doesnt plant them
power move

[sterile dune]

So... Hows everyone doing?!

[rich umbra]

I'll plant them

[winged hatch]

hi

[sacred crane]

Pretty good!

[cunning maple]

just be sure to do it soon so you get two harvests

[winged hatch]

could be better, wbuu?

[cunning maple]

or save em for next year ig

[sterile dune]

Sorry to hear that... Im doing good!

[rich umbra]

long term investment, stonks

[winged hatch]

Nice!

[rich umbra]

a thousand JUST IN CASE

[cobalt hare]

jeeeezus enough lol

[rich umbra]

it's only 100k

[sterile dune]

I'm SUPER excited to play with people, cuz i posted that i want to start an 8 player farm!

[rich umbra]

Third time I try this
If
I
Fail
Again
I'm gonna burn this town

[cunning maple]

lol

[sterile dune]

Good luck, lol

[obtuse mesa]

do speed modifiers apply during egg hunt

[winged hatch]

haven't tried

[cunning maple]

i dont think so

[rich umbra]

10 EGGS

[winged hatch]

prolly not

[cunning maple]

pog

[cobalt hare]

did you succeed?

[sterile dune]

Yeahhhhh... probably not

[sacred crane]

Noice

[torpid shadow]

Which is better, geologist or miner?

[sterile dune]

GOOD JOB!

[rich umbra]

YESSSSSSS

only took 3 years

jesus

[hollow aspen]

Yeah 10 eggs is enough

[obtuse mesa]

lewis looks a little…

[cobalt hare]

WHAT'S THE TRICK

[torpid shadow]

Which is better, geologist or miner?

[winged hatch]

LMAO

[winged hatch]

miner

[rich umbra]

This is the most disappointing gift I've ever had in my life

one bug meat would be better

[winged hatch]

u can put it on a animal

[rich umbra]

Okay I take it back

[torpid shadow]

Why?

[winged hatch]

its js more convenient

[torpid shadow]

?

[winged hatch]

mb consistent

i'd rather get more ore per vein then find more

chat died

[carmine briar]

I'm going off now and will watch a little more One Piece. Have a nice day or evening, bye.

[winged hatch]

bye!

have fun

[cunning maple]

miner is much better

[winged hatch]

hi

[cunning maple]

increases your ore output massively, which you always want
while the gem skills are completely pointless for actual gathering gems. and you probably wont be selling gems either lol

it can be good in extreme end game environments. but like youd still want miner first anyway so

[winged hatch]

hi

[cunning maple]

hi dog lol

[winged hatch]

im lonely

[cunning maple]

im sorry bud

[winged hatch]

:(

[deep meadow]

I don't mean to be that guy

But Lewis looks like he's one petal away from being classified as a wilted flower

[cobalt hare]

pistachios

[cunning maple]

lol

let em cook i wanna see where this goes

[winged hatch]

my gf is making me watch a movie

[rich umbra]

what a great sight (spoilered just in case)

I hope this is worth at least a few hundreds of thousands

[deep meadow]

That's a lot of Barb

[rich umbra]

That's just a tiny part

[cobalt hare]

the beach.....

[winged hatch]

W

[turbid plaza]

How good is floor 100 in the mines at the start of summer?

[winged hatch]

can you fish on the beach farm?

[rich umbra]

Yea but I didn't see it worth

[deep meadow]

Yeah, you catch ocean fish

[rich umbra]

only in early game maybe

[rich umbra]

woa really?

[deep meadow]

It has (kind of) an identical fishing pool to that of fishing at the beach

[winged hatch]

shi i might start a besch fsrm

beach

[wind ocean]

which year did you guys complete the community thing on ur first playthrough (not your avg playthorugh nowadays)

[cobalt hare]

I thought we couldn't put sprinklers on the beach farm

[winged hatch]

mods

[cobalt hare]

oh right

[hybrid wave]

Whats good

[deep meadow]

CC as early as Late Winter Y1
Joja on Summer 25th or so

[cobalt hare]

nm how are youu

[winged hatch]

hi

[wind ocean]

i suck, im on year 2 and im missing a bunch lol but the harder ones are the high quality ones that you need multiple of imo

[cobalt hare]

no need to worry, no rush (:

[rich umbra]

not enough ||rhubarbs||

how do I keg all this

[deep meadow]

I gotta restart my pc rq Linux is yelling at me about my ethernet connection

[winged hatch]

damn

!linux

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !linux.

[wind ocean]

yeaah i know i just want to have a lot of gold already so i can customize my farm a lot and design it

[hybrid wave]

Playing isaac

Uhhhh

Thats it

[cobalt hare]

I feel yeah

[winged hatch]

hi

[hybrid wave]

Yo

[winged hatch]

hru

[hybrid wave]

Not sure

[winged hatch]

oh

[hybrid wave]

Something feels off

[cobalt hare]

[cunning maple]

i think that means the eye of cthulhu spawns tonight
-# fr sorry you feel shit

[hybrid wave]

You feel an evil presence watching you...

Is that what you're thinking of?

[winged hatch]

I js threw up

im cooked

[cunning maple]

ye lol

[hybrid wave]

Dog you have a concussion. Go lay down and watch cable

[winged hatch]

ive been laying down all day

[turbid plaza]

Sleep for a total of 800 hours per day

[winged hatch]

ok

[cobalt hare]

was it the migraine that made you sick?

[winged hatch]

i have a migraine cuz I got a bad concussion

[hybrid wave]

Dog has a concussion, which lead to a migraine, which lead to being sick

[winged hatch]

yes

[hybrid wave]

Broken wrist doenst help either

[cobalt hare]

no it doesn't... I really do hope you feel better soon

[winged hatch]

tyy

[cunning maple]

yes very much hope you feel better soon since we all know you refuse to put your phone down and nap lol

[cobalt hare]

if any other symptoms show up what so ever can you promise me that you go see your doctor?

[winged hatch]

i took a 2 hour nap

[winged hatch]

ye

[hybrid wave]

Wait dog are you American?

[winged hatch]

yea

[cobalt hare]

ty

[hybrid wave]

Aren't doctors crazy expensive?

[winged hatch]

sometimes

it depends

and if you have insurance

[rich umbra]

surprisingly 1000 wasn't enough

[winged hatch]

.

[cobalt hare]

......

[rich umbra]

Not lying

[rich umbra]

.

[rich umbra]

also thanks to this picture I noticed I still have more stuff to harvest

[cobalt hare]

🤦🏻‍♀️😆

[winged hatch]

i wanna play stardew

but i cant

[cobalt hare]

because you don't feel well?

[winged hatch]

broken wrist too

its to hard

[cobalt hare]

yea true true

how much longer do you have to wait till it's fully healed?

[winged hatch]

uh

lwk i don't remember

[cobalt hare]

a month giver take?

[winged hatch]

i js know i cant play basketball for about 6 months

or this season

[cunning maple]

jesus im sorry man

[cobalt hare]

ooohh wow that's lonnngg ...

[winged hatch]

ik 😔

[cobalt hare]

stardew is missing you .. so is Haley

[winged hatch]

(

:(

[naive geode]

just got my first ||void chicken||! welcome to the world, "Anguish"

[cobalt hare]

[cunning maple]

noice 👌

[naive geode]

your little sibling will be called "Pain"

[cobalt hare]

OOOMMMGGGGG THANK YOU!!! you just reminded me to get a void chicken.... I knew I forgot something. my mind isn't here seriously 🤦🏻‍♀️ im PISSED at myself lmao

[winged hatch]

oof

[cobalt hare]

[brave surge]

Just made it to calico desert for the first time. My life feels fulfilled now

[cobalt hare]

W good job

[winged hatch]

Nice!

imma get a popsicle hold om

[cobalt hare]

ooo im curious of the kind heheh

[rich umbra]

Making like 40k every day and six figures on harvest days is so nice

can't stop the grind

[cobalt hare]

props to you! keep it up

[winged hatch]

bomb pop

[cobalt hare]

I love those kinds, yumm

[winged hatch]

fr

[cunning maple]

-# have a lovely evening yall, hope you start feeling better real soon dog :)

[coral swallow]

bye Ellie

[winged hatch]

tyy and byee

[severe kraken]

hello

[cobalt hare]

hi kay

[severe kraken]

how are you?

[cobalt hare]

im doing ok, about to go eat some some ice cream and strawberries 🍓, how are you?

love the kitty pfp 💗

[severe kraken]

oo sounds delicious, im decent although I could do with a cat in my room

[severe kraken]

yeah thats my fat girl chloe

[cobalt hare]

awwee cute 😍

[severe kraken]

14 pound of cat

Love her though

[cobalt hare]

gotta love our animals ❤️ hehe

[severe kraken]

never figured out this

[winged hatch]

ohh

[severe kraken]

yupp

[ornate plank]

the date doesnt matter

thats not what the note is for

[winged hatch]

OHH

im thinking of sum else right?

[small sparrow]

That's the one in front of the bridge to the beach

[ornate plank]

^^^ at ||12.40am head to that bush and shake it||

[severe kraken]

yeah I was there 8pm nothing happened

[ornate plank]

it doesnt say 8pm i fear

HAHAHA

[severe kraken]

|| thats a very spesific time ||

welll the clock time is at 8pm

[ornate plank]

thats the time on the clock 🙏😭

[severe kraken]

and its a moon

[winged hatch]

im a dumbass

[ornate plank]

long hand is minutes

short hand is hour

[severe kraken]

woops

ngl I didnt look that hard

[ornate plank]

HAHA no fair fair its a rough one

[severe kraken]

I am too

I blame that on my rough sleep schedule

[winged hatch]

:(

[cobalt hare]

no one is dumb we all good

[winged hatch]

i have school on wednesday

[cobalt hare]

:(((

[winged hatch]

:(

[severe kraken]

you australian or somethin?

[winged hatch]

no

[severe kraken]

damn school startin early

[winged hatch]

.

[severe kraken]

here people dont go back till september

[winged hatch]

Lucky

[severe kraken]

for me college starts 15th september

im away on holiday 31st august - 10th missing induction day

[sterile dune]

Hey, so... I'm still looking for people to join my 8 player farm... DM me if your interested! We already have one potential person, so...

[winged hatch]

im in highdchool

[severe kraken]

damn still very early

I believe my brother and sister dont start till end of august

ngl im missing so many things ingame

[deep dome]

Helllooo! Ive been in the server for a while but too scared to say hi lol

[winged hatch]

welcome!

[severe kraken]

hiii im kinda new too everyones really chill here

[deep dome]

I have had the game for years but im getting far in the game for the first time so im basically new to it im in winter year 1 (ashamed to say this is the furthest ive ever been able to get)

[severe kraken]

I found a cursed gif

[deep dome]

yippeee thanks

[celest trench]

Hiya

[cobalt hare]

hey

[severe kraken]

I had it for a year ish ans never played cuz I had bad phone

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-stardew-pam-horse-stardewtok-gif-11713672146116119377

cursed

[celest trench]

What is that-

[deep dome]

also interested in this if anyone else is

[deep dome]

UUHHHH

[severe kraken]

idk I searched stardew in gifs and found it

if I had to see it yall did too

[celest trench]

Relatable

[celest trench]

Fr

[severe kraken]

😔🙏

[celest trench]

🧼 for everyone’s eyes

[severe kraken]

who did you guys marry

think you need level 10 to post

[deep dome]

I go for abigail every time shes my gorl

[severe kraken]

im married to her

[cobalt hare]

[severe kraken]

stay awayyyyyy 😡😡

[lethal tide]

Haley or Penny everytime

[cobalt hare]

wwaaaatt

[deep dome]

😢

[celest trench]

[severe kraken]

jkjk

[winged hatch]

haley is my queen

[deep dome]

ima steal yo girl just wait

[severe kraken]

I keep mistaking our child for a junimo cuz its crawling

[celest trench]

I divorced Haley 💀

[sterile dune]

honestly, I don't really know who... I think it'd be Sam

[severe kraken]

its okay I may divorce for shane

[winged hatch]

:(

[severe kraken]

dog is a hayley lover

run

[winged hatch]

yes

[lethal tide]

!haley

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !haley.

[celest trench]

running

[winged hatch]

i was haleylover36

[deep dome]

my friend has a mod that when she marries sebastian they have spicy interactions like smut books

[severe kraken]

wow not hayleylover1

[deep meadow]

Do that head shine under the sunlight

[winged hatch]

i ljke the number 36

[celest trench]

😦

[lethal tide]

ah

I know who you'd love to marry, let me show you who you desire

[severe kraken]

sure does, I wonder how long a plunger would stick

[winged hatch]

?

[lethal tide]

!clint

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !clint.

[winged hatch]

ew

[severe kraken]

clint seems odd

[winged hatch]

!sandy

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sandy.

[cobalt hare]

AAAHH

[winged hatch]

a real baddie

[severe kraken]

!abigail

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !abigail.

[cobalt hare]

!Leah

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !leah.

[lethal tide]

lol

[severe kraken]

!shane

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !shane.

[severe kraken]

not the chickenn

[sterile dune]

AWWWW THATS SO CUUUUTTTTEEE!!!

[celest trench]

I think I might date Harvey, just because there’s a little side cut( I think that’s what it’s called) with him I’m curious about

[severe kraken]

I hate the beard

[hidden shoal]

Hey guys, please do spammy bot commands in #governors-mansion

[celest trench]

💀

[deep meadow]

Sideburns?

[celest trench]

I don’t know honestly😭

[lethal tide]

marry Harvey, so you can give him a good life and yet still pay him for your Dr. appointments

[winged hatch]

haley appreciation channel when

[celest trench]

Yes

[severe kraken]

low taper fade

[sterile dune]

Y'all are CRACKING ME UP!😂

[deep meadow]

That meme still seems quite massive

[severe kraken]

ngl I dont even know what one looks like

[winged hatch]

imma take a shower afk

[tame tartan]

!Sebastion

!sebastion

[celest trench]

Sebastian (??)

Don’t know which way it’s spelt 💀

[tame tartan]

!Sebastian

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sebastian.

[winged hatch]

whst

[chilly portal]

What does your partner do when you marry them in stardew valley like do they cook anything or are they just there to kiss?

[winged hatch]

oh im no longer shiny

wild

[winged hatch]

they give you a stardrop

[ancient wadi]

They become a lifeless statue

[chilly portal]

When I married Abigail and all she does is stare like wtf it was so underwhelming

[winged hatch]

haley is better

[ancient wadi]

They sometimes water like 10% of your crops

[left swift]

They might cook for you, or work on the farm
And couples can have children

[chilly portal]

What do the children do 😭😭😭😭

[left swift]

Talk and wander and play

[chilly portal]

Man idk I thought it would be a lot more yk it took a whole FUCKING YEAR

[ancient wadi]

Run all day doing nothing useful for the home, they don't even go to school

[ripe needle]

They're basically like glorified pets lmao

[chilly portal]

So what’s after I complete the cc is that the game is it over?

[ancient wadi]

And you can only throw them in the air when they are babies, so you can no longer have fun with them when they grow

[timid prairie]

Am I evil for considering Joja? I really want to do my own thing and the bundles are making me mad loool

[ripe needle]

Though we can't discuss ut here, i assure you that there's more

(Also, technically, the game doesnt end, u can go for infinite years if u want to)

[timid prairie]

I already unlocked the carts

[chilly portal]

Bet

[solar coral]

Yes

[timid prairie]

CMONN

[solar coral]

I’m gonna be completely honest I’ve tried the joja route and I might do it again.

[ripe needle]

I mean, some people think ur the next spawn of satan for even thinking of joja

Personally, you do you, its a game, do whatever u want

[timid prairie]

I like the idea of just doing what I want to make gold and then buying those upgrades lol

[solar coral]

Vault Bundle:

[timid prairie]

I don’t really want to fish every season to secure the bundles or keep cows and pigs

[ripe needle]

Thats basically the idea of joja route lol, you pay, u unlock

[solar coral]

Pay to win

Can you still unlock Joja route if you’ve completed one bundle in the community center?

[proud pivot]

Yes

[timid prairie]

I think so

[proud pivot]

You can buy it at any point as long as the CC isn't fully completed

[timid prairie]

I already did the carts

[ancient wadi]

Yes, capitalism doesn't discriminate

[solar coral]

When does the cutscene happen? I already talked to Morris once but still haven’t gotten the cutscene.

[timid prairie]

I really just want the greenhouse ASAP lol

[ancient wadi]

As long as you have money**

[proud pivot]

I don't remember there being cutscene, I think the CC just transforms the next day

And you buy upgrades in Joja Mart instead after

[quasi prism]

Honestly this was the best part of the Joja route. I only did it once for the achievement. I don’t see myself doing it again because the cc stuff looks more pretty

[solar coral]

No I remember there’s a cutscene in Pierre’s shop where Morris comes in and steals his customers and then you go and sign up for a membership to activate the Joja route

[ancient wadi]

Yeah, once you go joja I think you can no longer go back, CC becomes a warehouse for joja

[timid prairie]

Npcs aren’t gonna get mad at me are they?

[solar coral]

I’ll try talking to Morris again and then maybe the cutscene will happen

[solar coral]

Probably only Lewis and he only has like one dialogue for that.

[proud pivot]

That cutscene isn't relevant to the membership form.
You can buy the membership at any point after seeing the Cutscene for the CC being unlocked

[solar coral]

Okay thank you

[severe kraken]

hi

[solar coral]

Hi

[winged hatch]

hi

[rough wing]

heya

[winged hatch]

hru?

[hybrid wave]

Hello hello

[winged hatch]

hi apple

[hybrid wave]

Hey dog

[winged hatch]

im close to level 100

[hybrid wave]

Oh! Sweet

[winged hatch]

yer

level 68

[hybrid wave]

Very nice!!

You're leveling up almost as fast as I did!

[winged hatch]

yay

[hybrid wave]

Maybe just as fast

[winged hatch]

wryd?

[hybrid wave]

Uhhhh... I'm doing a whole Lotta nothing right now

[cobalt hare]

what's up dog?

[winged hatch]

hi

[cobalt hare]

what happened to sparkling role?

[hybrid wave]

Its sunday

[winged hatch]

3 week cd too

if i grt nitro and boost will i be shiny

[cobalt hare]

So we have to boost for it to be shiny

[hybrid wave]

Youll be... one sec lemme check

[winged hatch]

no

[hybrid wave]

No

Dog, you explain it, ill check boost colors

[winged hatch]

ok

[cobalt hare]

I boosted

[winged hatch]

ok so every week theres a top 10 chatters for the week

[cobalt hare]

That's pretty cool, gotcha

[winged hatch]

and if youe in the top ten you brcome shiny

[cobalt hare]

You gotta chat more then?

[winged hatch]

and every sunday at 7pm est it resets

no theres a 3 week cooldown

[cobalt hare]

:0

[hybrid wave]

If there was no cooldown, people like Dog, Ellie and I would hog it from everyone else

[winged hatch]

bro i forgot what mod i was gonna try and find

[winged hatch]

fr

[cobalt hare]

I wanna have it 😔 it's pretty

[hybrid wave]

Sprinklers on sand?

[winged hatch]

nope but ty for reminding me

[cobalt hare]

I gotta get sprinklers thanks for reminding me too, I've been lazy

[hybrid wave]

You have the boost role, but it doesn't show up on your name as a color... I'm sure you can get it to be like that but I'll have to double check with the mods

[winged hatch]

OHH IT WAS CUTER BARN AMIMALS

[cobalt hare]

It's supposed to be color

Maybe you have to boost twice

That'll be $30 if I boost again

[hybrid wave]

Uhhh... you have the role already

[hybrid wave]

Don't do it

[rain knoll]

Pretty sure it's lower in priority in terms of role order, hence why it's not displayed as your main color

[cobalt hare]

Shame

[winged hatch]

oh

[rain knoll]

Yuck. They gave me the shiny role

[winged hatch]

yuck is wild

[cobalt hare]

HAHAHAHA

[patent seal]

i have a question about a plant that i planted in the summer, but i cant figure outwhat plant/seed it is and it hasnt given me a crop to harvest yet. but i cant post the pic

[hybrid wave]

#images-and-memes

[winged hatch]

post in #images-and-memes

lmao

[patent seal]

thank uuu

[hybrid wave]

You can post it there, ill check it out

[cobalt hare]

Kraken without the role confuses me

[hybrid wave]

Hm?

[cobalt hare]

I'm not sure what this item was

[cobalt hare]

Your name is shiny usually so it confuses me

[hybrid wave]

It hasn't been shiny for a week now

[cobalt hare]

I've not noticed

[winged hatch]

lmao

[rain knoll]

It's the 🚫 item

[hybrid wave]

Its a barrier block

[winged hatch]

it's probably a mod item and u deleted the mod

[cobalt hare]

Probably

[cobalt hare]

Can I throw it at NPCs?

[hybrid wave]

You could try

[rain knoll]

I'd hope so

[cobalt hare]

I can't get rid of it

[rain knoll]

Coughing baby vs 🚫

[cobalt hare]

NO WAY

[rain knoll]

Who triumphs

[winged hatch]

lmao

[hybrid wave]

🚫 has a good chance ngl. Less durable

If the baby gets enough hits in it sweeps

[cobalt hare]

🚫 is the most powerful item out of all of them!

[winged hatch]

i might start a new farm

i js have to play with one hand

[hybrid wave]

Which one you gonna pick?

[winged hatch]

probably beach

i haven't tried it

[hybrid wave]

Me neither

[winged hatch]

i wanna 100% a save on riverlabd

[hybrid wave]

That'll be tough

[winged hatch]

maybe after i do a beach farm

[hybrid wave]

Remember to upgrade the watering can

You can't use sprinklers on the beach

[winged hatch]

i have mod for it remember

[hybrid wave]

Ah, right

[winged hatch]

i wish multiplayer was more..polished

kinda like minecraft

[hybrid wave]

You did not just say that

[winged hatch]

i mean

like realms

[cobalt hare]

Furnace time

[winged hatch]

or wtvr

[winged hatch]

nicee

[hybrid wave]

A realm type thing would be nice in stardew

[winged hatch]

yea

[hybrid wave]

I thought you meant like the connectivity

[winged hatch]

ohh lmao

[cobalt hare]

Can you place furnace on top of grass?

[hybrid wave]

God damn imagine stardew with roleback net code?

[hybrid wave]

Yeah

[winged hatch]

LMAO

[hybrid wave]

You can put em all over the town if you want

[wary tiger]

Gelloooo

[rain knoll]

Stardew feels like a really solo experience

[winged hatch]

hi

[cobalt hare]

hi

[hybrid wave]

What's krakalakin home skillet

[wary tiger]

Not much! I’m just sitting here drinking aloe juice, what about yall?

[winged hatch]

Im js laying in bed lwk

[hybrid wave]

I'm dying. Other than that I'm doing basically nothing. Just hanging out

Might crack open a cold one

[winged hatch]

a beer is wild

[hybrid wave]

Never said a beer

Just a cold one

[winged hatch]

so a beer

[hybrid wave]

No

[winged hatch]

then wut

[rain knoll]

A cold can of seltzer water

[hybrid wave]

A canned, alcoholic beverage

[winged hatch]

a beer

[hybrid wave]

OHHH

[cobalt hare]

A cold one, Joja Cola

[winged hatch]

playboi carti is my king

[hybrid wave]

Hmmmm...

My message explaining stuff was flagged as a spoiler...

[winged hatch]

dm me it

[tawdry garnet]

Ducks can swimmmm

[winged hatch]

yesss

its so cute

[tawdry garnet]

Yaaaaayyy

Literally

[serene vector]

hello

[hybrid wave]

What's krakalakin home skillet

Its kinda dead right now unfortunately

-# okay its REALLY dead...

I swear it gets active though

[winged hatch]

de

dr

fr

[rain knoll]

Why do you think I switched channels

[hybrid wave]

Bro

[winged hatch]

this is js a group chat atp

[hybrid wave]

Basically

So is stardrop arcade

[winged hatch]

lmao

dead asl

[hybrid wave]

Dead as fuck

deceased

[spring bison]

hi im new to the game

got any advice to playing sdv?

[hybrid wave]

Lol welcome

You should be giving me tips

[rain knoll]

You can interact with the controller to play the game

[spring bison]

what controller

[rain knoll]

You using a microchip?

[thorn axle]

You do uh things

[hybrid wave]

They're probably playing the vr version

[rain knoll]

That's that augmented reality type shi

[spring bison]

no im playing on the samsung fridge with a psp controller /j

[thorn axle]

Oooooo

[rain knoll]

But can it run Heartbound?

[spring bison]

Anything that has a screen can run Doom

or play Bad Apple

[hybrid wave]

Very true

Minecraft pandas can play bad apple btw

[vale citrus]

Heya friends

[serene vector]

hey

[hybrid wave]

Hello

Whats up angel?

[thorn axle]

[hybrid wave]

-# Hums Cloth

[vale citrus]

A lot of things regarding Stardew

I have a lot of iridium star Rainbow Trout

[fathom sequoia]

hai yall, have a great day, stardew is so fun, I just started playing

[rain knoll]

Nice nice

[vale citrus]

Also an statue of an owl just appeared....

[thorn axle]

Nice

[hybrid wave]

Oooh

[dry sequoia]

hello stardewers

[hybrid wave]

Hey Cylon

[dry sequoia]

[hybrid wave]

Whats up

[dry sequoia]

not a whole lot, was just cleaning my apartment and doing laundry and such

how about you

[hybrid wave]

I just realized my pfp looks like it has a heart in it

Like an indent

[dry sequoia]

you kinda have to squint but yeah I see it

[hybrid wave]

Weird how shape density can do that eh?

[spring bison]

It's invisible for me

[cunning maple]

holy fuck having dyslexia is fun lmao

[dry sequoia]

true and real

[spring bison]

I love light mode

[hybrid wave]

What's impossible

OH

[dry sequoia]

my eyes

[spring bison]

Oh hey you changed it

[spring bison]

coke

[hybrid wave]

Hm?

[thorn axle]

Good god

[dry sequoia]

bro just casually flashbanged chat

[spring bison]

RIO ROMEO?!?!?!

[vale citrus]

dies

[hybrid wave]

When my color goes away I just disappear for light mode users lol

[spring bison]

Yeah

[vale citrus]

Help, my eyes

[fathom sequoia]

so true

[rain knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yell-brainrot-laugh-mouth-open-gif-781223168208644292

[thorn axle]

My eyes are still recovering

[hybrid wave]

My brightness is usually at zero

So im immune to flashbangs

[cunning maple]

mine is at zero and im still dead

[hybrid wave]

Bruh how

[cunning maple]

lol from trans to lesbian i see

[dry sequoia]

some of us have sensitive eyes

[rain knoll]

Almost enough to make your hair fall off

[cunning maple]

lol

[hybrid wave]

I'm legally blind... my optometrist just casually said that and never explained

[vale citrus]

Ellie ^^

[hybrid wave]

My eyes suck

[spring bison]

I honestly love the OLED screen display for phones

[cunning maple]

hi hi

[winged hatch]

ellie

[spring bison]

they're pretty good

[hybrid wave]

I've never even seen an oled screen

[winged hatch]

hi

[dry sequoia]

hello dog

[cunning maple]

hi hi dog

[spring bison]

Even on a TV?

[hybrid wave]

Never

[spring bison]

At the mall?

F

[hybrid wave]

Nah

[cunning maple]

id say go tf to sleep but tbf i also got awoken lol

[winged hatch]

im finna sleep

its 9 pm

[hybrid wave]

Good idea

[winged hatch]

in like 15 minutes

[dry sequoia]

imagine having a normal sleep schedule

[winged hatch]

i usually dont

[hybrid wave]

School is starting up soon

[winged hatch]

that too

[dry sequoia]

if your sleep schedule is bad enough you can be a night owl and an early bird at the same time

[hybrid wave]

Dog has to get his schedule fixed

[winged hatch]

ya

i have so many mods i can do 3 scrolls

[spring bison]

It's morning here

[winged hatch]

lmao

ive slspt a lot today

[hybrid wave]

-# I~~ once, ha~d some.. sweeEEEeeEET memorieeEEes!

[winged hatch]

what

tf

[hybrid wave]

-# It's worth remains, all the same...

[vale citrus]

You sound like a monster

[winged hatch]

LMAO

a zelda boss

[hybrid wave]

Nah just wait

[winged hatch]

i love weighted blankets

[dry sequoia]

kraken are you a dark souls npc

[winged hatch]

bros a totk boss

[hybrid wave]

-# Piano

[cunning maple]

lol

[winged hatch]

ellie is scary

[dry sequoia]

ellie is a kind soul

[hybrid wave]

How can I remember those moments, swe~etheart?

[cunning maple]

ty 🤍

[hybrid wave]

Ellie you know the lyrics

Come on

[cunning maple]

... zato's theme...?

[hybrid wave]

YEAH

[cunning maple]

eyyyy

[vale citrus]

?

[naive geode]

my 2 beautiful ||void chicken||, Anguish and Torment

[hybrid wave]

I sing when I get bored don't worry about it

[hybrid wave]

I named mine Midna and Cia

[cunning maple]

nah i got *"rub-a-rub-a-dub, yeah~ too late my baby-!" stuck in my brain rn lol

[winged hatch]

juice wrld is too tier rap

[hybrid wave]

Also peak

All the same singer btw

[winged hatch]

who

[hybrid wave]

Uhhhh

Molly Daisy sings the song that Ellie is talking about

[naive geode]

like the cia?

[winged hatch]

oh

[hybrid wave]

The cia from hyrule warriors

[naive geode]

oh

[hybrid wave]

I name all my chickens after female zelda characters for some reason

[cobalt hare]

zelda 👀

[naive geode]

Link :)

[winged hatch]

zelda is a baddie

[vale citrus]

Is there one named Lana?

[hybrid wave]

Yup

[naive geode]

Link is the princess right :)

[winged hatch]

no

[hybrid wave]

Yeah

[naive geode]

yes :)

[cunning maple]

lol

[hybrid wave]

I wish zelda was a girl

[cobalt hare]

my favorite Zelda game is twilight princess

[hybrid wave]

Which one

[cobalt hare]

because of the wolf of course

[winged hatch]

totk or botw

[hybrid wave]

Good pick

However, skyward sword zelda

[cobalt hare]

that's a good one too

[hybrid wave]

Mmhmm

[cold lily]

Hello there!

[hybrid wave]

What's krakalakin home skillet

[cunning maple]

howdy howdy

[cunning maple]

lol

[hybrid wave]

Bro they're missing so many

Also that's a crazy search

[cobalt hare]

ugh I don't wanna go to my blood test tmr... I just wanna sleep in and game lol

[cunning maple]

right?

[naive geode]

he can wear the gerudo outfit which is not the same but close enough

[cold belfry]

Guess what

[winged hatch]

WHATTTT

[hybrid wave]

SO TRUE

[cunning maple]

Yas the queen!!

[hybrid wave]

Whats up

[winged hatch]

NAH MARIO

[cold lily]

Real + True

[cold belfry]

I finished my cc

[hybrid wave]

HELL YEAH!!!

Congrats!

[cobalt hare]

W

[hybrid wave]

[cold lily]

What is a cc?

[naive geode]

i would argue that magmaw are a bit hotter

[cunning maple]

eyyy good job

[hybrid wave]

Community center

[cobalt hare]

community center

[cold lily]

I see

[cold belfry]

Comunity center i learn that here with this fine people

[naive geode]

like where is bowser?
-# or bowsette

[hybrid wave]

Where is bowser

[cold lily]

I'm new to this palace lol

[cunning maple]

factual

[cold belfry]

Me too its nice and cozy

[naive geode]

i know "so long gay" bowser is liked by many

[hybrid wave]

Actually, wheres big daddy Ganon

Not Ganondorf

[cold lily]

People seams nice

[winged hatch]

naw pyra solos

[hybrid wave]

Lame pick

[winged hatch]

no

[hybrid wave]

Basic

[cunning maple]

lol

[cold belfry]

I am also new but I just share my progress and issues I still cant open them notes

[winged hatch]

im tieed

bru

[cunning maple]

-# same

[cold lily]

Hear me out... Dry Bowser

[naive geode]

okay but where is bayonetta tho

[hybrid wave]

YES

I was gonna ask that

[cold lily]

I'm planning to play again, but mobile controls for combat are hard

[winged hatch]

REAL

[naive geode]

[imagine i know how to turn bones colliding into a Onomatopoeia and insert it here]

[cold lily]

[Minecraft skeleton sound]

[hybrid wave]

Where's Bayonetta, Where's the assistant from rhythm heaven board meeting, where's Wario, where's Camilla, where's nell?

Awful list

[cold belfry]

I got it both in mobile and pc

[winged hatch]

im tiredd

[cold belfry]

Drink water and eat something yummy 😋

[hybrid wave]

I know, you said you were gonna go to bed

[cold lily]

I don't have a pc yet 😭

[cobalt hare]

OCEAN MAN

[cold belfry]

You will get the hang of it . You got this

[hybrid wave]

TAKE ME BY THE HAND

[winged hatch]

i was going to

[cobalt hare]

yeeeaaa

[winged hatch]

oki

[cold lily]

I completed most of dead cells in mobile, I'd win

[winged hatch]

my gf going to make me watch a movie with her

[hybrid wave]

Oooh

[hybrid wave]

I beat katana zero on mobile Netflix

[cold lily]

Wait, there is a katana zero game for mobile? :00000

[hybrid wave]

On Netflix

[fathom sequoia]

i wanna play stardew but homework🥹

[cobalt hare]

saaaad

[cold lily]

Still counts

[winged hatch]

lol

[stark pond]

i kept dying in the mines bc i used auto attack 💔 joystick and two buttons my beloved

[cold lily]

Same 🥀

[cunning maple]

not good enough rip