#stardew-valley
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I remember y'all cuz ngl,y'all been on my mind every now and then plus I don't forget friends that easily
boneless raw fish š
Hello š
me rn eating sashimi vs ||sc||
How many hardwood stumps come in the standard farm?
well if it helps they respawn
but in total you get 86 pieces of hardwood
Even the fallen trees?
idk
Oh ok thank you
they don't respawn though
only forest farm stumps respawn
tips for getting back into the game
Hey welcome!
I wish they added crossplatform to the game that would make it alot more better
Hey welcome to the valley!
don't rush, play at your own pace
if you go too fast you'll burn yourself out and it won't be fun anymore for a while
if you can make your question less broad i could have more specific answers
Hi guys.
hi
they do though
PC mainly has it i think
Not on ps4 tho
Hey
Helloo
same as mobile
Wait what
!crossplay
Crossplay is not currently possible with Stardew Valley, unless it is PC/mobile. According to ConcernedApe there are technical barriers that make it unfeasible for consoles. He would like to add it and may start looking into how to do it but currently it is not implemented unless you use experimental mobile/PC crossplay.
Yeah yesterday
In loving memory
goodbye, Jojai

The light mode though-š
Dammit he was keeping the chat alive
fr
I was gonna say- my eyes
You will be missed, our 1# manager
Lmao fr
Especially at night lmao
Light mode should never be used
Me too lol
Dark mode is good
I can't even look outside in the morning without my eyes burning a little
It doesn't burn my eyes to ashes
I agree
It feels like a flashlight constantly shined into ur eyes
Or looking at the sun.,... directly
Tried what 
Looking at the sun for 1 millisecond 
SDV DIDN'T JOIN THE DARK SIDE
How did it go
Awful
The light went straight to my brain lmfao

Dammit I already miss my Joja+ logo
i'm gonna do evil stuff in this 2nd file
mwehehehe
Life is so unfair
Purple shortsš
Did u do everything on ur 1st?

still not done with my main file
Oh
Wouldn't that be confusing
Not by choice 
How are your eyes my guy š
Havenāt had one of those in⦠about 11 hours
LMAO
guys i have a
nekoite, thunder egg, dwarvish helm, orpiment, calcite and limestone
should i donate them to the museum or sell them
(sell them in the shipping box thing)
Donate
Anything that can be donated, you generally always donate
Except for prismatic shard and dino egg, don't donate the first
how i feel after fixing the greenhouse before winter
There's plenty of rewards from the museum
oooo
Quite a few are decorations, but there's some actual useful ones
Ok thx
Fr LoL š
yooo i got melon seeds les go
Same š
Sales are super dead in winter without itš
Exactly š¤£
someone slap me and tell me to play stardew smh
Be my guest /j
Play Stardew Valley
appreciated
Lol
Not problem
Bro had the gif ready
i planted my first peach tree but it doesnt grow how do i make it grow
locked and loaded
fruit trees require 28 days to grow
and they have to have no obstacles surrounding them
!trees
Trees require one tile of space in every direction in order to grow. Normal trees can share a tile, but fruit saplings cannot.
Once fully grown, you are able to place anything next to them. Only non-sapling trees can have paths placed nearby while growing.
(The left side shows the space needed for trees on their own, the right side shows the space needed for trees to be planted near each other.)
Is there enough space around it
I gotta keep that in mind
one block around it
do you get what i mean?
I use the built-in GIF search
you can always send and image in #images-and-memes if unsure too! <3
OH
Why is that forbidden or something š
Is there an unwritten rule I'm missing
Actually yes /j

hope it didn't hurt too much
I LOVE THIS LMAO
So the server is back to normal
yes
Sadly. .ahem
but the spirit of joja still lives deep in our hearts
Yea
Who says you can't?
thankfully
At least I still have my joja cola
At least i have 2 dms from morris as a keepsake
hello there everyonre
Helloo
how are you guys
Check server levels with /level (or /lvl if you just want to see your own) in https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/257895149517013002!
What about you ??
Sup
how do you get hardwood?
Breaking the large stumps or hollow logs
But that requires an upgraded axe
okay tyy
Large Stumps: Copper or higher upgrade
Hollow Logs: Steel or higher upgrade
I find it interesting that a lot of people just visit the channel just to say hello
Lol
how do i get more starfruit?
Buy from ||the oasis in the desert ||
tysm
I like doing the same, it's the only server I actually like being in
I'm never usually this active in other servers :b
Somehow I tend to find things to talk about here
Is there a way to lower the quality of items? I have 22 wild plum and want to complete the bundle for which I need 15, but I have 6 gold, 12 silver and 4 normal quality š
Oh huh, let me try that again then!
guys how do i get out of the stardew valley fair
I think you can just leave the area to make it end if I remember correctly
oh thank u so much
ok
This is for like any festival, but if Lewis has no prompt, you end the event by leaving the area
Exception would be the ||desert festival||
Grats 
hello
What's this insanely spastic uncatchable fish in the mountain lake (winter)
congrats
||urrr rr mum||
should be the lingcod
Stupid fucking lingcod
lol
What are the best rings to have
I currently wear the burgerler ring and glow ring
Is immunity band good
probably the iridium band to replace the glow ring
It's decent if you have 6+ immunity boots
like 100% immune to slime and shaman debuff?
All debuffs yeah
So immunity means I donāt get slow from slimes and stuff
well the other debuffs can't be mentioned here, so...
š||do it like this||
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some things cannot be mentioned even with spoilers 
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Each point gives a 10% chance to avoid debuffs yeah
It's weird how I didn't have to try hard to find any fish for the CC
I'd be walking past a body of water and find a fish that just happened to be a cc one
Except for walleye though. That one's left
So I got just enough iridium for the iridium band should I go for that then
Im waiting to get the pufferfish but Iāve no luck
I would priortize upgrading the pickaxe and crystallrium, but it's up to you i guess
That's a summer fish
Yeah summer Sunday raining
𤯠Iāve only been trying when it was raining š„ø
Damn
Was it a easy fish or should I use like fishing food
The Pufferfish is a fish that can be caught in the ocean at The Beach or on the Beach Farm on sunny summer days between 12pm and 4pm
I got rod Iāll use the trapper item and a + fishing food item
It can also randomly be found in Garbage Cans during Summer, or at the Traveling Cart for 600ā1,000g.
can i place food on the table?
Yes
I feel like Iāve killed 2000 enemies but Iām still level 9 combat
And Iāve foraged a shit ton but still level 9
how do i do that
I seem to have missed some hostile takeover
right click with food in hand while next to the table
or left click?
i cant recall
Joja has been neutralized.
Please dont make me do CC again lmao
noo i missed the moonlight jelly thingy can i go back a day?
not without editing your savefile
ahw does it happen every year?
oo okay did i miss out on anything?
I'd say moonlight jellies is one of the more skippable festivals, you dont miss much
Make sure to visit next year tho, its beautiful
okay tyy
What are th3 best crops for each season
A Stardew Valley crop profits calculator and visualizer.
Select a season and it'll show a chart of profitable crops
Summer: starfruit, hops
Other: ancient fruit
Depends. Are you selling raw or processed
Heyy
Spring
ā¢Strawberries = best raw
ā¢Rhubarb = best processed
Summer
ā¢Starfruit = best overall
Fall
ā¢Pumpkins = best jars/kegs/raw (with fertilizer)
ā¢cranberries = best dehydrator/raw (without fertilizer)
Winter
ā¢Powdermelons
ā¢Winter wild seeds if botanist
@ripe plume
how'd you get powdermelons?
From tilling ground or crates in mines. Or prize ticket

Real 
Thatās what you get for having a life /s
smfh
Smh
I love how the one day your name wouldāve fit perfectly, you werenāt here 
LOOK
I even pinged u ong
IM BUSY OKAY
Tyvm
Too busy for REAL life smh
oh reallyy? Thanks 
lots of it too
Oooooo



Obli made Krobus shoot Shane 
Saw it w my own eyes
L- lore..?
F
|| lore accurate krobus, i dont trust that mf ||
dramaa
What if I yeet you off a cliff?/J
Shane had it coming
till/use your hoe on artifact spots (wormy looking things) in winter, prize ticket also gives them. i normally find them around town in the artifact spots more often
awesome tysmm 
Sorry
didnāt see
I got some food you need to try should we ever meet
Level 10 combat brute or defender
brute
speed gro or quality fertilizer for strawberries in greenhouse?
quality doesnt matter if you process your things
quality since crafting basic is free anyway
if you process, speed gro, otherwise quality ig
might as well get gold ones for gifting maru and demetrius
oky thanks
half true
just maru
demetrius ā
i don't like that guy
wdym?
does demetrius not deserve a strawberry
he does not
LOL
only good fathers deserve a good quality strawberry
tru.. gib basic strawb /j
Maru isnt a good father either tho
mfw tomatoes are a vegetable or fruit or a secret third thing idk
yeah true...
omg aqaq i recognize that name sound syllable appreciation pronunciation thingy idk thing anyhwer
why does my fish have a purple star
it means it's poisonous and u die if u eat it
aqaqaqaqa
perfect catch
oh ok
give it to me instead
or mediocre catch + quality bobber
it's a form of art 
Porrchhhh
Helloo
it's worth 2x as much as normal, and gives 2x as much health/energy, and 2x as much friendship points i think
Baeniissss
welcomeee
omg dorvishchchchchshchshcshh
what's that flower it's really pretty
1.5 friendship
Helloiirrer
my old frens are all hereee
I like..... || Kent ||
who u calling old
/j
Heyy.... How long have you been playing stardew???
since 2017!
it's an amarylis!! 
stands for resilience
u obviously
š
old
Which year???

heh, 2025
where do i get amarath from?
not an expert but I think 2017
and pale ale
i have a million farms but the longest is year 13 from just sleeping to get giant crops on farm
that's beautiful actually i love that for u i love it and thank u fro bring a good person to me uvmigtj not have knwocbut you really helped me slcotvi was going through a tough time š
fall seed at pierres
im crying now sorry
process hops in keg
night market theme
The Smell of Mushrooms by ConcernedApe, it's the soundtrack for the fall season
Me personally it's Summer theme
OMG RAHHHHHHHHH that's so cool n touching at the same time THANK YOU TOOOOOO AQAQ
for being my fren 
Hell yeah natures crescendo, tropicala
for this channels sake, night market
also damn ur actually my age aqaq 
Heloooo
Hello Fluffy
objectively correct choice
Hi jj how u doin
it's iridium quality. eat or sell it unless you need it for the CC
I'm good bout to sleep in a min wbu?
whats a keg
Bout to dinner š
[[Keg]] processing machine for crop
night market theme or the fall theme. i also like the winter theme in the mornings
a keg is used to make drinks/juice. you'll need one for pam's request sent via mail

Emily parrot dance theme
emily's theme is my ringtone fr
Can you use it to make beer? For items
yes
beer, wine, and juice. all depending on what you put in the keg
yes you can make shane happy with kegs
Nice I'm going to get enough materials to make one then
is that you with CA on your banner? Have you actually met him???
Dont make one, make a ton

Kegs = money
i personally use 2-5 on my farm to start with. once you get the recipe and the one given as a reward ( i think from a small bundle completion) then it gets easier
Okay I will try to build a couple then when I get everything I need, I think I want to get deep in the mines first
i would. get earth crystals and you can make mayo machines too
True. Youll need a lot of copper and Iron for building an ecosystem of kegs
you can plant it
yes!

buy the seeds from pierre when they're in season and plant them. you'll harvest the amaranth when it's done. it doesn't take that long iirc
[[amaranth]]
Thanks yeah I will then wait do you need chicken coop for them? Or can you place them anywhere on your farm?
you can place them anywhere
U can put coop anywhere on farm yes
Such a lucky Individual you are
Cool
omg same name hey twin
dont i know it 
Guess that's lots of time down in the mines hopefully I get several days of luck
buildings can be place anywhere and moved at a later date via robin
Its funny you need luck (irl) to be lucky in the game lol
the humble stick on the ground:
wait, did joja un-buy the server?
The almighty cat sleeping rahhhhh
concernedape used their magic powers to undo it all
Is beer a good profit in kegs?
No, just dont grow wheat
|| i hate beer irl ||
Grow something more profitable
Okii
Strawberry- Spring
Blueberry- Summer
Cranberry- Fall
Beer good for shane and pam gift. Not much else
felt but if you have an abundance of potatoes then some in kegs, then sell or eat the rest when you need to. imo, potatoes aren't that great after you complete the CC or unless you need them for pam's special order quest
Cranberry barely gives gold 
its always a better option to just buy it from gus
rhubarb in
spring, starfruit in
summer, pumpkins in
fall.
Cranberries are goated for the first year in fall icl
Yeah well guess I have luck irl I'm actually getting alot more better at game now which is good, would you say like before I buy any farm equipment I should buy the bag upgrade
can't buy it yet, not 21 yet
Wheeze
i agree with this and anaira's list
Nah jk, ofc it's better to buy from gus
Bone meal yourself
what farm equipment are you looking into?
Blueberries are better in dehydrator than kegs right
true
yes, iirc
Don't want to risk my font to be comic sans
Kegs are never good for blueberries, jars would be even better cause it's exactly the same amount of money but takes 2 days instead of 7
I want to buy chicken coops and mayo machines and kegs
Is it a good strategy to save up all of my processed items when I have a good amount of money and sell it when I get bankrupt or sell items instantly when they are processed????
Generally speaking, just sell them.
if you have the supplies to make the mayo machines and kegs, make them (you don't buy them). i would do coop then save for the backpack upgrade, but that's how i play and my playstyle
Ah i see thanks for that
It's the same thing, just sell whenever you want the money
sell as you go imo, but keep some for gifts or quests if needed
Okay thanks yeah I will do that then, and do lots of quests too
Cant find the answer to this on the wiki
no
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Kacy bean
Daviddd
Thank you for your powers


welcome in
Thankuu
Heya, welcome!
Good morning!
Hello
hi
Oh bummer. I usually start about 7:30 and go until bedtime, but I had to do some cleaning and now my dust allergy is all kicked up. I stopped and am back to SDV š
7:30am, I mean.
(I use the four corners farm) If you break all big tree stumps in the top left corner, will they grow back?
That's what I've heard. I wonder if anyone else knows for sure?
I'm not sure but they sometimes leave seeds for mahogany tree
Which is also a tree you can plant and get hardwood from
In four corners, only one of the stumps regrows iirc
dangit, i hate allergies
It's on forest that you have a few regrowing ones
I don't really mean regrowing, I mean respawning
Maybe I didn't type the correct words
Yeah same thing
Only one respawns
The one in the corner where there's a tiny patch of grassy floor
i think there's one that will respawn, but there's also mahogany trees that you can plant
nice!
So, I look at all the gold I make now every night in year 8 and I'm like, "Why can't I do that IRL?!?"
it's almost depressing.
U can
Apply for a job in the gold finder thing
The job is horrible
From my couch without moving more than just my thumbs and index fingers?
But gold :D
lol
unfortunately , it didnt grow back. all u can do is farm it in secret forest or grow mahogany tree.
š¦
Imagine if you could actually get sick in stardew valley where youāre moving super slow and everyone keeps telling you to stay off work cause youāre sick.
"stay home, you're slow again"
Iām sick af rn and stardew is the only thing besides youtube keeping me sane right now
that sucks, sorry to hear that
in the old HM game, getting sick will cause u use more energy than normal one. If ape implement it into his sdv, i would say -5 energy per use will greatly affecting ur gameplay
aww sorry to hear that
Thankfully itās just a cold so nothing too serious
Oh yes it could be like that. And villagers comment on it and harvey actually tells you to come into his office for treatment
That got Anaira excited.
YESSSSS PLSSSSS
Idk why it didnāt send lmao
LOL

haiii
Does ios already have the 1.6 update?
Yes it does
I have dozens of batteries and I don't use them at all. :\
Good š
Really? I use them for crafting all the time. I bet at a certain point they become redundant tho
Keep em for crystalariums
It wont be an issue
i have two crystalariums, diamonds and jade. I don't end up using either. I just don't use the resources I have efficiently or effectively. I am constantly just trying to keep up on my farming, which considering how much gold I have I don't really need to do that either
Just 2?
I could take a picnic lunch over to the Cindersap Forest Pond everyday and just live a life of luxury
It would be fun
Yeah, just two, 'cause I don't do anything efficiently or effectively.
š¤ seems like someone told you that sentence lol
no, i just have a degree in Medieval English Lit and talk like this naturally
where can i find linus' basket?
Left from bus stop
ty
Not what i meant -
Anyways
Sorry.
Dont be its alright
walk left from the bus and it's on the side of the road
my fear in the game, as in real life as well, is that if i use something/throw something out, I will end up needing for something really important later, and end up having to spend big bucks to do that later thing
thus why i keep one of everything lol
~~ i definitely don't have multiple full chests ~~
Hey, quick question. I'm finding conflicting things about whether cross play is possible or not. Some places say it only works with mobiles, others don't specify.
I have the game both on mobile and PC. Would I be able to use either of them to play with my friend on Switch?
Ive done this so many times lol
brb
!crossplay
Crossplay is not currently possible with Stardew Valley, unless it is PC/mobile. According to ConcernedApe there are technical barriers that make it unfeasible for consoles. He would like to add it and may start looking into how to do it but currently it is not implemented unless you use experimental mobile/PC crossplay.
I get afraid like that too but accidentally end up selling important stuff anyway
Thanks!
š
this might be slightly outdates, but iirc that's still true. it's experimental for that right now
Me accidentally selling iridium 2 minutes ago.

I sold my walleye on the last day of autumn before adding it to cc
I'm on year 2 autumn now, waiting for it to rain so I can catch it again
why is linus just standing in front of a barrel at the bath house?
he has been there for over 2 days now
Marking his territory
Oh then nvm
Probably writing a book in his head
i am getting a bit concerned
well idk how to do that i am on year 1 fall with no experience
Idk maybe give him some food from Gus
aight
nope just standing there staring at a barrel
mood
let me cry for you
It's the only fish I need to complete the bundle
What's glittering boulder?
Is it those rocks at the right side of the mines
yes
Isnt it on the left
The tiny one inside can just be blown up
I meant inside the cave, on the right
You can just mine or blow that one up
Silksong is real !
make sure to check the traveling cart too!
Oh, no, that's something else
Oh okay 
Which one were y'all talking about
We cant talk about that
No..
I can explain it what that is in #stardew-spoilers
Okay good because I don't even know what's being spoiled rn
It definitely wasn't added in 1.6 what

Stop fooling me
Do u have a pic of that
Yes here it is as the banner of a mod released in 2020
How does fish pond work
The door near marnies home
You put fish in it. It populates and generates roe. Some fish make other stuff
LOL
Sorry shouldn't have jumped in the convo lolol
No it's cool I do that all the time
Im a guy btw š¤£
So, this is how OCD I am.
Like do I go near it and press interact with the fish I caught and want to put in there
Me too š It's just natural
Yea
Me three
U hold the fish and put it in pond
This is so cute!
My name does fool people
Those are just columns AB to AG, I have WAY more data in that spreadsheet. š
and SO many spreadsheets
You could have just opened the bundle from ur inventory
"bundle"? I'm already done with CC, I didn't do this for CC.
Because I'm OCD and need to know what I have in my inventory
Ohh cool
I am a retired accountant.
I miss using Excel so I'm doing everything in SDV in Excel
I'm halfway to deciding to tracking all my income and expenses in the game and producing financial statements
Thats some dedication

What to put in dehydrator? For money
mooshrooms
actually, the red/white ones don't work; has to be all the other shrooms
@untold mulch I prefer to use Microsoft Access itās more fun to me
gave abi a diamond and she said it looked delicious š
What abt the purple one?
I put blueberries because I have like 500+ of them and they sell for more if you dehydrate them
Def the purple ones. But the dehydrator takes 5 things to make one thing, so i personally never get a lot of purple shrooms
Man, I miss MS Access. I'd love to be able to make forms and reports
@untold mulch man weāll be good friends making databases is a hobby of mine for sure itās really fun to me
yarrr
š
You'd love my SDV Excel file.
Every opportunity I have to use Microsoft access I take it
Probably for sure Iāll have to check it out for sure sometime
cool
Whatās your farm like @untold mulch
Iām kinda newer to the game Iām on like year one day 8 of summer
Messy, I'm in the middle of a huge remodel. I have way too many animals that I neglect 'cause I get busy organzing my chests and machines. LOL
today it's raining so I'm updating my fish inventory so I know what fish to look for
Yeah I also have animals but I had two people that play with me and they have been inactive for 2-3 days and one of them was kinda rude to me so Iām debating tearing down their cabin and recruiting some more people
How do I make my own profile picture like yours?
i don't like how multiplayer works even though I like the social aspects, so I just sit NEXT to my husband while I play in the evenings š
That's a discord question, so off-topic for this channel. And to be honest I'm so old and it was so long ago I don't remember LOL
Yeah Iām trying to get my girlfriend and brother to play with me, but I havenāt had much luck yet she plays a lot of dream light valley she is a huge Disney fan. But one day Iāll get them to join me. One day!!!
I see a lot of people with those really cool profile pictures so I was just wondering Iāll figure it out at some point
oh, I made my profile image using Bitmoji.
Oh true
I had to go look on my phone LOL
Hmm I might have to do something like that
that sounds cute
That's cool
i wish I could build stuff in sdv like I can in mc, the main thing I'd love is a sorting chute, so I could put all my stuff in one place and it sorts itself to all the chests I have around the farm
omg i love truffle oil
i told my husband i want to get a pig and do truffle oil irl
and yes, now I'm talking 'cause it's so quiet in here
it has rained three days in a row in my game, Summer 26
maybe Yoba heard that I was asking about batteries
Do you like risotto and green asparagus? 
I could see a fiddlehead risotto top well with truffle & maybe basil oil
Yayyyy
dang, peeps, i'm already hungry
Do you actually have fiddlehead ferns around?
At my grocery store! But Iām too poor rn lol
Helpppp idk who to marryā¦
Oooo
Maru
Hmmmmm
Throwing you a curveball
I love my marriage to Maru. She's awesome.
I married everybody before
wahhh
Sophia 
Iām in vanilla run here from the farm from my stream https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/1354857391262531801
Bruh albino just got living hat on this run ^
I donāt believe that
Im not mad because thatās obviously fabricated
Rip
Does anyone know where the best place to farm for fiber is? I know you can get seeds, but I don't have those yet and I really need fiber and it seems really slow to get
Mines levels. Either lower ones like 15-25 or higher ones like 81+
mines floor 81
Thank you both!
oop
lol, last night i had a question and someone answered it, and the answer was level 15 of the mines, and now I can't remember what the heck the question was. getting old sucks, people LOL
Maybe the question was which floor comes after floor 14
getting arteriosclerosis just from reading that
I think it was when they said to hoe around floor 15 to find cave carrots
HOLY MOLY you're right! Thank you so much!

i remember having a good memory, that's just the only thing i remember
Felt
i can't decide what to do with my milk and eggs. i want to keep some in the fridge to supply cooking, and i want to make the rest into mayo and cheese, but I broke the system I had of coming into the house in the evening and plopping my milk and cheese in the fridge, then grabbing some and putting it in the machines in the same room. I just moved all my machines to the shed, and now I have to figure out a new system for making mayo and cheese in the shed and storing some milk and eggs in the fridge
it's so tedious
i want to renovate my whole house and make it purty like you see in the youtubes
irl AND in game LOL
lol
guys should i pick the fruit bats or the mushrooms
it's all up to preference, but i normally choose mushrooms to get them easier and plant saplings as early on as i can for the fruit and the CC
i am new and i have no idea what i have to do when i choose one of them so whats the easiest one?
Mushrooms respawn every 2 days and come with a dehydrator, and the bats will randomly drop fruit
Imo bats are better because it makes the community centre easier to finish
Idk I don't tend to use life elixir so they're kinda pointless to me
When you get level 10 foraging all forage will be iridium (if you pick botanist) so you can get iridium fruit from the cave eventually
oo okay ty
I just talked to Haley and I don't think I like her
isn't the mushroom log early game?
yeah, she's a pill
That's a big boy word right there., how do u even pronounce it.
i honestly recommend putting the mayo and cheese machines in the coop & barn themselves
its pronounched arteriosclerosis
so you pick the milk & eggs up, put some in the machines, take hte rest to the house
hope that helped
Wouldn't recommend asking her to the flower dance or anyone if u haven't gained hearts w them. They are just mean .

I STILL CANT

I just finished introductions and just harvested my first parsnips
try giving her a flower
you might still not like her, but you might see what the Haley enjoyers see in her :3
(I think if you give Haley flowers twice a week and talk to her every day, then give her flowers for her birthday too, you can invite her to the dance, but I don't remember how the math I once did on this works exactly)
What does Lewis like it's his bday
hot peppers
daffodil works for now
you dont have any yet
daffodil works for now
Whats that
uhhh most everyone likes all veggies
you dont have any loved yet probably
This might sound like a "yes, but", playing on mobile makes moving around the coop really hard, 'cause the chickens get in the way. I've fallen asleep in the coop trying to get all my stuff off the machines and home.
yellow flower
give him a parsnip or a potato whatever you have of higher quality
How to get
forage
I really appreciate your comprehensive and thoughtful response, though. Thank you for that. 
spawn randomly, right click them
oh, i didnt know that, oof. Right outside the coop?
That might be the option, again with the but, but I'm trying to design a beautiful farm, hiding all the machines
Join the club
it's hard getting out the door with the grabber some days
I just gave him a parsnip
yeah fairrrr
shed does sound good
Yall are going a bit too quick for me im trying to pick up the basics
did he like it? ^^
He loved it
No I meant a lot of us hate haley
excellent
The Hate Haley club

then theres the haley enjoyer club
Can I put parsnip in Pierre's box?
shes unpleasant at the start but honestly shes just blunt and doesnt realize how she sounds
No fictional clubs please!
^^
speaking of basics, here's a social hack i devised that might help a new player a lot :3
https://lilietsblog.tumblr.com/post/735522382737981440/operation-friday
Are you a new, or simply not very skilled Stardew Valley player?
Do you wish there was an easy way to keep the villagers' hearts from ever going down after major victories like the Luau soup or...
Autism maybe?
or "mean girl"
i think the big variety of personalities and isms the villagers have is really indicative of CA having a lot of understanding of the human condition
you either sell it via the shipping bin next to your house or to pierre over the counter
shoot, i left my phone somewhere in the house when i got up to make lunch
Ohhh
Hell yeah 490 from 14 parsnips

oh dear, they're debating religious observances in #stardew-spoilers
how do i milk my cow
do you have the milk pail?
You need a milk pail from marnie
Haley called me dirty
Woman what the fuck do you expect I work at a FARM
LOL
if you have the milk pail/bucket from marnie then you hold it and right click or interact with the cow you're trying to milk. the cow does have to be matured into an adult for you to get milk though
oo okay
ooh! Someone's in my irl chicken coop is laying an egg! I can hear the "egg laying" sounds.
The chickens don't make the right sounds.
in game I mean
I literally muttered "excuse me bitch" when she said that LMAOOO
lol
Theres a sound ??
She called my clothes filthy š
they make different sounds for different things. and the really loud squawking song is the "egg laying song"
I dont know what that sound is but alright 
it's like "bawka bawka BAAWWK" over and over again
I always imagined them chickens laying eggs in silence
so the SDV chickens need to change it up a bit
š š š
LOL
Well ingame they lay eggs when we r sleeping
She reminds me of a few bullies I had in elementary school 
Ig they are already done bawk bawking before we wake up
the sound would wake you up.
yes, exactly
Can I hit her with my axe
I play ultrakill after each Haley sesh so I can do what I cant to Haley
Haley and Pierre are my least favorites in stardew
myyy bad
no worries
As much as I dislike Haley the only people I actually don't like are the ones that make things inconvenient
Like marnie
What did Pierre do
Listen I bought joja to spite pierre lol
You will find her everywhere BUT HER HOME
How does tailoring work? Does it produce random clothing all the time?
He just in his shop all the time
Claim my work as his.
Like excuse you pierre I DID HARD WORK GARDENING THOSE CROPS AND YOU DIDNāT DO CRUD
When does he do it?
Most of the time I only take the effort to read what Evelyn says
You'll see in his cutscenes
Or the villagers will talk about how heās done an amazing job at foraging or something else along those lines
The best way to do tailoring is to use the wiki honestly! There is such a huge variety of clothes to make. You use cloth and an item (depending on what you want depends on the item you use)
Mhm
Wait it's Pierre who buys the stuff I put into the shipping bin??
Is anyone ever stressed in stardew valley because you just want your farm to be perfect lol.
Ok is there another use of the cloth beside of for sewing?
By logic i think pierre buys it and then maybe some goes to zuzu city
I smell fraud 
Nope
I mean he did sell us the seeds
True that. But still wtf pierre?!?!
Thats how capitalism works
So it is used in a bundle in the CC, you use cloth to build a Mill (with Robin), there are two items you can craft with cloth, and then tailoring.
I guess he's just desperate to have a good name in the neighborhood so that joja is less likely to take over
Alr tysmm
Absolutely! 
Wait till u see all of his cutscenes. You'll start hating him so much
Especially the last one
Well so far the only npcs I actually care about are Pam, and Alex's grandparents

And Alex (until he opens his mouth)
I got a bad vibe from demetrius after the lab cutscene 
I married his daughter anyway soooo
mmmm just wait for his cutscenes

Gooood Morning
hihi
Umm, well you seeā¦
Well.. when one character loves another character very much...
get married and wait for RNG aka Yoba to bless you 
Me frfr
I had to show my friends trans frog
they're putting chemicals in the water
lol
Can you do theft in vanilla stardew? 
no 
You can rummage through people's bins
Awww 
I wanted to be a criminal
That's as close as you'll get
oo yeah i guess thatās pretty much theft lol
Pffffft its called trash can not trash cannot
hehehe
lol
how do i get tapper
[[Tapper]]
Foraging level 4
ohh okay
urmagerd why is it so hard to get dorado, once they bite it's not that hard but they do NOT like to bite, it's crazy
I visit the wiki so much now that I downloaded the app

My cat gave me one a few days ago

aw, how sweet
There's an app?
My cat gave me bat wings. Iām concerned for rabies
I meant Wikipedia app
im downloading now š
me too
not that it helps much, 'cause playing mobile my phone's usually tied up with the game itself, but if i'm not near my laptop it can help in a pinch
So I have to wait until my wife asks
how do i go to the desert
fix the bus!
You can have children only if you are married and have upgraded the Farmhouse for the second time which adds a nursery and an extra room. After you go to bed for the night, your spouse might ask (1/20 chance) if you want to have/adopt a child.
I have an unofficial SDV wiki app on my tablet and phone, its so helpful.
š
Yall how long after fixing the bus does it take to be able to access the desert?
I did do allat nursery business
There someone I gotta talk to?
A night
sleep sweet farmer
And some money for a nice ticket
Itās been multiple
You need to buy a ticket from the machine to the left of pam
When she's stood there
Its 500G to buy a ticket
Ah. That makes sense
(I believe)
It is
Ima check in a sec
Cause I assumed there would be something when I checked there, but then again I checked first thing in the morning
I need to stop doing that
She only gets there at 10am
Pam takes her time š
Man I wanna play too but need to wait my migraine to cool down-_-
the ||moonlight jellies|| is one of my favorite parts of the game. It's such a beautiful thing, reminds me of when I was a kid and my mom took me to the beach at night to see the phosphorescent glow of the bioluminescent bacteria in the water. It was a magical time for me, and some of the only beautiful memories I have of my mom.
the ||galaxy sword|| now does 80~110 dmg with my buffs š
and it's permanent
i have iridium band+fighter+brute š
I adore this so much!
how do i fix the bus
the bundle for bus repair in the CC. iirc it's the vault bundle
fix that then over night (when you sleep) it will be fixed and you'll get a short little cutscene with the juminos in it
smelt quartz
oo okay
Also recycling machines. Especially the broken CDs and glasses
Money bags over there, eh? Noice
fire quartz will give you 3x refined quartz or use recycle machine
Off topic: but cow gang
I was talking about our pfp
lol
where can i find the recycle machine?
You can craft one
recycle machine is early game goat
I love my recycling machines




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