stardew-valley

[vapid forum]

Bros gone

[slender jewel]

HALEY IS SO OVERRATED BRO LOL

[sharp shard]

I know XD

[uncut matrix]

I have 4 hearts with halyer

[sharp shard]

But she makes cake..

[slender jewel]

Haley deserves negative heart count dont @ me I am right you are wrong stay mad haley simps lol

[vapid forum]

Ok

And?

[slender jewel]

Emily has THE cake.

[sharp shard]

Lol!

[ancient knot]

I don't care about her

[sharp shard]

Emily Dance theme does go hard

[slender jewel]

[lucid girder]

LOOK AT THE LITTLE EMILY DANCE AWW

[sharp shard]

[vapid forum]

Haley lovers are in the minority I think

[lucid girder]

i love her lil dance please it's so cute

[vapid forum]

Fr

[slender jewel]

Emily got the cake, abigail got the bombs, caroline got the streets. What Haley has? middle school girl attitude

[sharp shard]

Imagine if she randomly danced in her spouse room

[vapid forum]

Blond hair (which some people like for some reason)

idk, what’s up with blonds? Why do people like them so much

[slender jewel]

redheads better dont @ me

[halcyon solar]

Barbie?

[vapid forum]

They can be the most annoying peices of shits I ever meet I swear

[lucid girder]

she doesn't even have to do anything around the farm tbh, just be cute that's all

[sharp shard]

Nah Leah cringe

[vapid forum]

Haley

[vapid forum]

I liek red heads

[sharp shard]

Like, nah I am not getting you WINE!

[halcyon solar]

Yeah, but people liking blonde, isn't because of Barbie influence?

[ancient knot]

Salad

[vapid forum]

some folklore say red heads turn into vampires after death

[vapid forum]

Huh. Maybe

[lucid girder]

yeah, that makes sense

[slender jewel]

better than robin the husband speedrunner AM I RIGHT FELLAS LOL OMG

[sharp shard]

Salad is for me though

[lucid girder]

i give leah driftwood and goat cheese

[slender jewel]

I like Leah asking me to join her at night in her cabin if I am feeling lonely etc girl I am married to abigail for 4 years

[chrome tide]

I married leah

[sharp shard]

I honestly always forget about Leah XD

[chrome tide]

while dating haley and emily

[vapid forum]

I only ever date and marry Abby

no one else

[lucid girder]

how come people don't talk about bachelors here that much

[chrome tide]

im not gay sorry

[lucid girder]

i only hear shane and sebastian

[sharp shard]

But I am

[vapid forum]

I’m not straight sorry

[sharp shard]

Sebby forever my beloved

[chrome tide]

then talk about your husbandos

[vapid forum]

Seb the Emo frog loving boy

[sharp shard]

Yus

[prime lodge]

I'm straight sorry

[slender jewel]

no gay here either. Elliott is still king tho he casually gave me teaset in winter gift event

[vapid forum]

I can’t help but love my chicken named kaka

[lucid girder]

nothing to be sorry about

i only marry the bachelorettes

[sharp shard]

That's because Sam sucks and Alex is gay

I like Elliott though

[vapid forum]

[lucid girder]

wait, sam sucks?

[chrome tide]

sam is lazy

[lucid girder]

oh right, i did see that one video calling Sam a man child

[sharp shard]

Mamas boy

Yeah he is a Man Child XD

[lucid girder]

how do we feel about harvey?

[vapid forum]

Unless there’s free drugs, no thanks

[lucid girder]

yeah, i would marry him if he gave me like medicines to heal up and stuff

[sharp shard]

Dadd- I mean umm- he's nice, I enjoy giving him Coffee

[lucid girder]

the fan arts I've seen of harvey

[sharp shard]

I wish Triple shots were a Loved gift for him tho, since those are what people use and have a lot of during end game

[lucid girder]

chef's kiss

[sharp shard]

Agreed

[slender jewel]

guys smol question. is it possible to have 2 daughters in this game via mods etc?

[halcyon solar]

Via mods yes

[lucid girder]

hmm not sure since i don't use mods, might want to ask in #modded-stardew

oh, to have two daughters

[vapid forum]

You can’t in normal gameplay?

[halcyon solar]

No, in vanilla it's always one boy and one girl, in a random order

[vapid forum]

Oh

No more?

[halcyon solar]

No

[vapid forum]

Awww I want more kids…

[halcyon solar]

Mods ^^

[vapid forum]

Switch player…

[lucid girder]

me too..

[vapid forum]

I have one barn, one coop…

[sharp shard]

2 children?

How about

[vapid forum]

What else…

[sharp shard]

None

[vapid forum]

[lucid girder]

oh, i will have none alright

[slender jewel]

Game got some issues about more than 2+ kids but yeah it is possible

[sharp shard]

They get in my way though!

[slender jewel]

Thats their WHOLE PURPOSE in game 😛

[vapid forum]

That’s adult hood in a sentence

[lucid girder]

i play vanilla so i won't have kids until i can afford a pc where i can play with mods

[vapid forum]

Correction

[slender jewel]

hardmode for 1.50am go-bed players

[vapid forum]

It’s parenthood in a sentence

[sharp shard]

Move child before I give you up for adoption again!

jkjk I wouldn't do that

[lucid girder]

wait, you can't bulldoze the baby?

[slender jewel]

This world needs more doves.

[lucid girder]

like you do with cats

[sharp shard]

Shhhh

[vapid forum]

I will end those who sacrifice their children

[sharp shard]

They aren't ready to learn the truth

[slender jewel]

We are not sacrificing. We are just providing positively for another eco system.

[forest nacelle]

i do it for funny

[sharp shard]

Sadly no

[vapid forum]

Y’all are maniacs. The lot of you

[lucid girder]

damn, so you just have to wait for them to move???

[vapid forum]

Do you not care for these kids?

[lucid girder]

or do you like get to carry them or something

[sharp shard]

Or..

[lucid girder]

I've never had a child before in sdv lmao so i don't know

[sharp shard]

Ooh pretty doves

[forest nacelle]

i beat my child over the head with the ||galaxy hammer|| daily

[vapid forum]

Guh

[slender jewel]

One time I had to do other stuff because ABIGAIL DID NOT MOVE.

[lucid girder]

[slender jewel]

She almost became a dove.

Like girl. MOVE THAT ASS.

[sharp shard]

LMAO!

[forest nacelle]

they feel the wrath of the infinite coursing through their craniums :)

[vapid forum]

I’ll show you-

I wish SDV had pvp

[slender jewel]

Okay now for 6 hours I will look at that WALL.

God damnit man its so easy to be a wife in this game.

[forest nacelle]

"why i oughta..."

[lucid girder]

maybe we should be the wife and the npcs should do everything

[vapid forum]

send you back to hell as whence you came!

[forest nacelle]

nah Satan's chill

[lucid girder]

i wanna stare at the potted plant i bought too

[sharp shard]

I like that

[forest nacelle]

he wouldn't do me like that

[lucid girder]

i would be a perfect housewife tbh

i'll be the best bachelorette

[forest nacelle]

just walk around aimlessly the entire day and place chairs in every conceivable place?

oh wait that's krobus

[lucid girder]

i shall water the crops eventhough my partner has sprinklers

just for fun

[shrewd cosmos]

At least he doesn't water my already watered crops

[forest nacelle]

why stop there? water the sprinklers.

[lucid girder]

omg you're so right

i should water the sprinklers

[forest nacelle]

water the pond fr

[vapid forum]

Water the cat while your’re at it

[forest nacelle]

the ocean is thirsty

[slender jewel]

I wish my Abigail finally figured out that she doesn't need to water the crops for like 4 years now.

[lucid girder]

yeah, the fishies get thirsty after being out on the sun like that

i will water them as well

[vapid forum]

[forest nacelle]

water the watering can

[lucid girder]

with another watering can? sure

or i can just wait for the rain like a normal person

[vapid forum]

Water the rain

[forest nacelle]

water the concept of w a t e r i t s e l f

[lucid girder]

so many spouse chores

i will stare at the wall instead

[vapid forum]

Ideal spouse activity

[forest nacelle]

just as any good spouse does

[slender jewel]

or that one bear plushie for 7 hours.

[lucid girder]

perfect

[vapid forum]

The jumino plush also works

[slender jewel]

"I had a productive day today." Abigail.. I hate to love you my girl.

[vapid forum]

It was very productive

[slender jewel]

btw she stopped saying "Good night, dear" in bubbles when she goes to sleep. I dunno whats up with that.

[vapid forum]

of looking at the wall

[vapid forum]

Not enough hearts?

[slender jewel]

she is at constant 14 hearts

[worldly lava]

Dude, why is Willy not in his damn shop

[forest nacelle]

she prays on your downfall

[worldly lava]

It's Monday at 3:10

[vapid forum]

He got tired of seeing you

[forest nacelle]

too many failed catches smh my head

[worldly lava]

It's so annoying that NPCs just fuckin wander from their shop -_-

[worldly lava]

I have the skip fishing mini game because I hate it

[vapid forum]

Well check the schedule next time

[worldly lava]

I can't find it ;-;

[vapid forum]

Not his problem you don’t know his life

[forest nacelle]

does that mean it's just guaranteed you catch it or is it luck based

[vapid forum]

wiki

To the sewers I go

[worldly lava]

It's not my fault he abandoned his post during work hours

[vapid forum]

how you know it’s his work hours?

[lucid girder]

she knows you've been ranting about her here

[worldly lava]

It's shown as 10-4

[forest nacelle]

guys i figured it out
Breezy is Papyrus from Undertale

[vapid forum]

Where’s sans then

[worldly lava]

Nah bro I just need to sell fish so I can get seeds ;-;

[forest nacelle]

we don't talk about snas...

[slender jewel]

well I am spitting facts yo, she can be a bit useful and pet the animals, maybe?

[vapid forum]

Go sell it in the bin then

I found the krobus

I want to kill it…

[forest nacelle]

you touch mah boi and I'll turn you into aged roe

[vapid forum]

This filthy non human

[vapid forum]

Only my brain can become aged roe smh. It’s made of fish

[forest nacelle]

I'll invert your genetic structure and turn you into a fish

[vapid forum]

I would like that

[forest nacelle]

damn I'm out of ideas

[vapid forum]

He has a star drop for 20k

hm. He lives for now

[worldly lava]

Bro I found him, he's just fuckin standing outside blue moon vineyard staring at the sea

[forest nacelle]

out of ideas that won't get me banned

[worldly lava]

Bro buy my damn puffer fish

[lucid girder]

she can't handle the truth, unfortunately

[worldly lava]

Just left work an hour early to go stare at the ocean, wtf Willy

[vapid forum]

Man I still wanna remind Kent of his ptsd by using several bombs

[lucid girder]

the man needs a break

[vapid forum]

Let the man stare into the sea

[tough perch]

fish stew or milk does the job well

[forest nacelle]

just talk to him at the flower dance

THEN bomb

[tough perch]

or get a slingshot and hurl the bottle of milk to his face

[vapid forum]

Drone strike the flower dance

[vapid forum]

He hates milk?

[tough perch]

yeah

[forest nacelle]

that was my favorite part of the war. everyone throwing milk at each other

[worldly lava]

Jokes aside, that's actually really obnoxious that he just bails from his shop for no reason during hours to sell

[tough perch]

and then there's marnie with her microwave

[worldly lava]

But oh well. To the bin. Guess I'll buy my seeds tomorrow but it sucks losing a day of growth 😓

[vapid forum]

Oh

Go toro prison camp huh…

Gonna find me a mod that sends him back there

[worldly lava]

Oooo, I should find a mod to send Willy back to his damn shop, or maybe give him an assistant

[ancient knot]

You go with him

[vapid forum]

Nuh uh

I must fish

[forest nacelle]

fym nuh uh

[tough perch]

not like they stand a chance against the farmer

[vapid forum]

[forest nacelle]

you can inflict unimaginable pain on him if you go with him

[vapid forum]

I could fish there…

[vapid forum]

I’m bringing the krobus

[forest nacelle]

to... to fight WITH you, right??

[vapid forum]

:3

[forest nacelle]

RIGHT???

[vapid forum]

What happens in prison stays in prison

[tough perch]

like, just give a farmer 999 salads, a stronk weapon, some spicy eels, espressos and let they singlehandedly win the war

[vapid forum]

who knows, maybe one or both of them won’t make it back

[forest nacelle]

I don't think that's ever been a saying

[vapid forum]

Accurate tbh

the farmer, and probably the grandpa are built different

[forest nacelle]

or just like 50 mega bombs

and prep time

[worldly lava]

Imma take out my frustration by going and hitting Pierre for a bit with my Slingshot I guess 😞

[vapid forum]

lovely pastime.

I approve

[worldly lava]

He deserves it

/r/fuckpierre

[vapid forum]

Ah yes, idea. Explosive ammo on Kent to remind him of the gunfire

[forest nacelle]

only pastime? spend every moment of every hour of every waking day hurling stonrs at pierre.

[tough perch]

boom, boom, boom

[shrewd cosmos]

I want you in my room

[forest nacelle]

look at what you've started

[worldly lava]

Oh... Right, stones... Def not explosive ammo...

[forest nacelle]

commence the mass stoning

[lucid girder]

"hey, it's farmer [name]!"

casually slingshot stones

[worldly lava]

||He's still more abusive so heck him||

[vapid forum]

I want a Blahaj in SDV

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208424327343636510/1319225763832008714/IMG_5105.gif

[tough perch]

that can't mentioned in here, post cc

[forest nacelle]

i want a Panzerkampfwagen in sdv

[lucid girder]

that's a cute blåjah

[vapid forum]

Yes

[tough perch]

shork

[vapid forum]

Shork

[forest nacelle]

shork

[vapid forum]

I think you can, just with a spoiler thing

[shrewd cosmos]

No you can't

[forest nacelle]

no since it's the 'funny land'...

[shrewd cosmos]

even with spoilers

[vapid forum]

Oh

[tough perch]

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[lucid girder]

aight 6 minutes away from 4am

[forest nacelle]

hey man get your own timezone >:(

[lucid girder]

gonna sleep

[vapid forum]

Bye bye

[lucid girder]

sorry for having the same timezone

[forest nacelle]

i called dibs

[lucid girder]

i will move to mars instead

[forest nacelle]

thanks

anyway go sleep, dream about beating up pierre

[vapid forum]

Gn!

[tough perch]

byeee

[amber blade]

I accidentally rage quited while fishing I am never doing it again

[forest nacelle]

i almost did

glacier fish my worst enemy 😭

[vapid forum]

Ah ha ha I just did 500+ damage on a crit

Lovely

[shrewd cosmos]

He's one of the easy one tho

😭😭

[forest nacelle]

the legend was the easiest and no one can change my mind

mutant carp a close 2nd

[amber blade]

Is it the legendary in winter

[worldly lava]

What do y'all do with legendary fish?

[forest nacelle]

ye

[worldly lava]

Put them in a fish tank?

[forest nacelle]

ye

[shrewd cosmos]

display them or put them in a fish pond

[amber blade]

Like im close to completing it and then next thing I know its gone gone thank you

[forest nacelle]

i missed the one in fall and had to wait a full year before i could finish the collection

[worldly lava]

Imma put my crimsonfish in the bait maker

[forest nacelle]

that's wild

[shrewd cosmos]

pretty sure you can't

[ancient knot]

You can

[shrewd cosmos]

never tried

oh

[forest nacelle]

you can only catch it once and you're turning it into worms

[ancient knot]

But it's worthless

Only use is for collection purpose

[worldly lava]

I'm not actually gonna lol

[forest nacelle]

sad

[shrewd cosmos]

no balls

[forest nacelle]

do it PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE

that's post-cc delete that before a junimo sees

they're always watching

[vapid forum]

Oh wait what

[forest nacelle]

THEY'RE IN THE WALLS

[ancient knot]

[vapid forum]

IN THE WALLLL

[worldly lava]

What do I do with unmilled rice? I ain't buying a mill lol

[ancient knot]

Sell it

[worldly lava]

I guess I can do as preserve jar or something

[vapid forum]

Kill it

[forest nacelle]

i just realized CA is only farmer rank in his own server

[ancient knot]

It's not his server

[vapid forum]

LO

[ancient knot]

He is a member

[forest nacelle]

i mean technically

[chrome tide]

eat it

[shrewd cosmos]

I was going to say it

[vapid forum]

Say faster

also can I put krobus under the bus?

is there a mod for that?

[ancient knot]

Why do you hate him?

[shrewd cosmos]

Why would you do that ?

[forest nacelle]

LEAVE MY BOI ALONE 😭 😭

[ancient knot]

What has he done to you?

[vapid forum]

He looks different

[shrewd cosmos]

He's the sweetest guy

[shrewd cosmos]

🤨

[vapid forum]

he ain’t a guy, it’s not human

[vapid forum]

:>

[forest nacelle]

do you kick stray dogs???

[vapid forum]

No

[shrewd cosmos]

no wtf 😭

[forest nacelle]

that's good at least

oh

[vapid forum]

I like animals

[ancient knot]

So? You do hate monkeys because they look different?

[vapid forum]

Yes

[forest nacelle]

you're lucky my phone didn't move fast enough to screenshot that deleted message

[vapid forum]

but for a different reason

[vapid forum]

Very lucky

Anyways

I have 4 cows now

do I buy 4 more?

[chrome tide]

get more

[forest nacelle]

yeth

[shrewd cosmos]

4 is enough

[chrome tide]

buy 20

[shrewd cosmos]

never mind

[vapid forum]

And how long does it take to make cheese

[chrome tide]

then get to 100

[vapid forum]

Fill the farm with cows?

[chrome tide]

then take over the valley with cows

[forest nacelle]

buy all the cows in the tristate area

[vapid forum]

Dr doof?

[forest nacelle]

exactly

[vapid forum]

sounds like a inator he would make-

[forest nacelle]

only communism

[vapid forum]

the ‘take all the cowsinator’

[forest nacelle]

now i know this one might be a little tricky to guess, but it takes all the cows in the tristate area

[vapid forum]

Who’s gonna be the Perry-

we don’t have platypuses in SDV

[forest nacelle]

but we have turtles

and one of them are purple and that's basically brown

[vapid forum]

Wha

Tutel

[forest nacelle]

if you squint hard enough and just slowly close your eyes, then picture a platypus

[dry timber]

is there a steam sale tommorow

[shrewd cosmos]

there's a mod for that but you're on switch 😭

[worldly lava]

I think I fish too much y'all

[chrome tide]

there's one rn

[worldly lava]

Specifically ocean fish

[forest nacelle]

nonsense

[chrome tide]

sdv is like 8 bucks

[worldly lava]

It's d1y1 of summer and I have 40 sea jelly

[shrewd cosmos]

40 !!!!

[worldly lava]

And I've not been saving them really inn purpose

[forest nacelle]

why not 50?

[worldly lava]

Only 4 river jelly lol

[worldly lava]

I made smokers and eat them lol

[forest nacelle]

darn

[worldly lava]

I have 12 cave jellies. I ought to go fish in the mines after I finish setting up my summer farm

[amber blade]

whats teh best bait whe nfishinf?

[vapid forum]

[forest nacelle]

McScuse me?

[vapid forum]

I need more chimkens

[plush edge]

just normal bait, the 5g one

[amber blade]

thank you

[vapid forum]

Lovely expression

[shrewd cosmos]

My dyslexia coming in clutch

[vapid forum]

I’m stealing it

[forest nacelle]

go for it, i stole it

[vapid forum]

Zam. Double it and pass it to the next person kinda Shi

[forest nacelle]

real

[vapid forum]

I’m Mcfucking hating Pierre

[amber blade]

spent a whole 30 seconds catching a sturgeon wow this game is greay!!!

[vapid forum]

But then, who dosent

[chrome tide]

W

[forest nacelle]

stardew valley modern gun mod + kill pierre mod would go so hard

[plush edge]

it is quite difficult fish lol, good for you can catch it

[chrome tide]

now do lava eels

octopus

and scorpion fish

[vapid forum]

Sturgeon is hard…?

[plush edge]

ez pz

[amber blade]

wait really, I thought I just sucked

[chrome tide]

and then perfect catch them all

[cobalt hare]

Me, because hate is an understatement atp he needs to be banished

[plush edge]

the perfect is... quite difficult

[chrome tide]

and then perfect catch all legend fish

[shrewd cosmos]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5865

[chrome tide]

and then perfect catch THE legend fish

[forest nacelle]

hell yeah

[chrome tide]

training arc

until you beat the final boss

[shrewd cosmos]

3 ??

[chrome tide]

perfect catch

[vapid forum]

Special bait

[forest nacelle]

that ain't the final boss LMAO

[amber blade]

I was gonna ask something but I forgot

[forest nacelle]

that's a JOKE

[shrewd cosmos]

I'm trying to get 2 and that's tough

[chrome tide]

[shrewd cosmos]

I know I'm trying to do the same

[vapid forum]

It’s easy

Fail to perfect legend?

[scarlet thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/633030544191389767/968955775324155904/crustacean-commentary.gif

[vapid forum]

Reload the day and run again

And again

[shrewd cosmos]

Yes

[vapid forum]

and A G A I N

Don’t stop

[forest nacelle]

it's hard not to perfect the legend

[shrewd cosmos]

But that's so tideous

[vapid forum]

You can control time as you wish

[vapid forum]

so? 3 legendary fish at one go is worth it

[scarlet thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-dont-stop-me-now-freddie-mercury-singing-performance-gif-16520822

[vapid forum]

Just imagine the fish roe

And the profit

The delicious profit

[forest nacelle]

aged legend roe is great

7084 each (with artisan)

[vapid forum]

I have artisan so…. Lovely

[round raft]

For those mobile players out there, is the game better with controller?

[chrome tide]

tried it and it was uncomfortable

[amber blade]

is it over if I started planting on day 3, so I farmed foraging 7 on day 1 day 2 I fished and foraged for the snow snap something and planted at day 3

[shrewd cosmos]

too much math for me. can't process

[halcyon solar]

Planting what?

[unique oxide]

Share Your farm pls

[gaunt pulsar]

what do you do on a rainy day

[halcyon solar]

Mine

[slow mantle]

Mine

[gaunt pulsar]

[halcyon solar]

There's a lot of them in #farms-and-outfits

[gaunt pulsar]

like in the mines right

[shrewd cosmos]

Yours

[unique oxide]

someone pls, share Save data pls

[slow mantle]

No

[halcyon solar]

Why would you need that?

[slender jewel]

you just joined, only to ask this..?

[amber blade]

the seeds foraged

[slender jewel]

what are you going to do with a fully prepared farm where you have zero clue on whats happening?

[amber blade]

also guys 3k from fishing! I guess I can spedn whole winter fishing

[halcyon solar]

No it's alright, it doesn't take all season

[amber blade]

week rights?

[halcyon solar]

I don't remember, it's written on the packet

[unique oxide]

I just want to experience people's farms

[halcyon solar]

...what would it bring you?

[slow mantle]

People don't tend to send their save data on here. If you want to experience other people's farms you'll have to join their world through #1139016532966506576

[shrewd cosmos]

UNLIMITED POWER

[slender jewel]

hello guys I need kegs still

send me all your kegs

I am not asking for your opinion, you send me kegs, I get kegs. its simple life stuff

[gaunt pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/toss-the-titan-games-throw-away-lift-hurl-gif-20035329

[slender jewel]

thank you, I have one keg.

I need like 165 more.

[surreal owl]

i have one

[slender jewel]

❤️

[placid dome]

How do I access the boat

[sullen olive]

after finishing cc

you will unlock the boat

[placid dome]

What’s that

[sullen olive]

community center

[plush shell]

Community Center, finish all bundles

[plush edge]

ummm.. how to get Iridium Mayonaise/Cheese? my Iridium Milk and Egg only become Gold

[sullen olive]

casking mayonaise and cheese to get iridium qulity

[sullen olive]

and iridium milk and egg you will get when the animals are full heart with you

[amber blade]

GUYS IS JUST GOT IRON EDGE THIS IS INSANE

[plush edge]

the chicken is full

[sullen olive]

then there will be a chance to get it

[plush edge]

oh its chance? I always got Gold, so I think theres a way to make it iridium

[sullen olive]

after finish cc then the next day or after the little while they you will get a letter from willy then you will unlock the boat when you get in the shop

[amber blade]

im insane 12 40 am floor 54 I found the ladder and now 55 this game is the best

oh I didnt make it

[scarlet thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-cat-mocking-gif-13935821400850516732

[chrome tide]

[amber blade]

awww

its okay! im mine 55 now

big step for mankind

[chrome tide]

congrats

[plush shell]

Nice job

[amber blade]

im going to cry floor 60

also guys is there an easier way to get cherry bombs if not crafting?

its honestly so over

I accidentally ate a berry and I was exhausted I passed out (1 pm) its so over

[snow dawn]

buy from dwarf

[amber blade]

thank you

[plush shell]

You can blow up the rock blocking the path to their shop

[amber blade]

we are so back

[trail wharf]

You can also break if you have iron pick

[amber blade]

thank you so much I have been thinking of a way to get there

[plush shell]

I honestly did not know iron pick can already do that

[plush edge]

I think you need gold pickaxe for that

[plush shell]

Oh-

[shrewd cosmos]

No it's the steel pickaxe

(or iron whatever you call it)

[trail wharf]

Yes

But i unlocked it using an cherry bomb so I'm not very sure lol

[gaunt pulsar]

what do you do with high-ish luck

[sleek sparrow]

Mine

[shrewd cosmos]

mine

[gaunt pulsar]

ehhh

[slender jewel]

stay at home, look at things for hours like your spouse do

do ABSOLUTELY nothing

🙂‍↕️

[gaunt pulsar]

No spouse yet

[slender jewel]

Pretend you have one.

[whole lichen]

Can I just quickly ask if statdew is going to be on sale during the steam winter sale?

[slender jewel]

Best thing to do in high luck days do is FIGHT AGAINST the system.

[plush edge]

might be

[gaunt pulsar]

what does luck do for mine

[shrewd cosmos]

chance to get a ladder

[plush shell]

Very likely but no guarantee

[shrewd cosmos]

and something else

[gaunt pulsar]

a... ladder?

[plush shell]

To the next floor

[shrewd cosmos]

[[Luck]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Luck

[pulsar glade]

Is the mobile co-op work if the Players are far away?

[sullen olive]

mobile coop only work with lan

[pulsar glade]

Dang then i have nobody to play with

[sullen olive]

try and use vpn

i dont know it will work or no

[slow mantle]

In the mines. To get to the next level

[outer spindle]

Hellow quick question, i wnna ask when I save my layout farm planner on the stardew planner, can I open it on a different device or pc of the save?

[amber blade]

oh my im finally flor 70 this is insane speed running

[slow mantle]

Yeah just share the link to the other device

[outer spindle]

Ah so its saved to the link

Not to the account logged in?

[amber blade]

is ||mosnter copendium|| perm effect?

[sleek sparrow]

Yes

[shrewd cosmos]

yup

[formal imp]

I swear I love when I go down in floor and immediately see the way to other floor like the game give you the opportunity to just skip one floor😂

[amber blade]

thank you so much guys

[red bison]

You and me both

[formal imp]

Facts bro💥

[spark loom]

all of those unlockables are permenant

[scarlet coral]

i just reached mining lv 5 what should i pick?

[tough perch]

Miner

[scarlet coral]

oh hey trout derby started

[safe kayak]

Hello, I'm new :3

[trail wharf]

Yo

[safe kayak]

I'm Clara, 17 y/o, and from Swizerland. I like to play the drums, Cosplay, scuba dive, gaming, read and write (I also write fanfiction) :3

[potent crystal]

You're welcome

[amber blade]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[trail wharf]

Hello

[amber blade]

GUYS I GOT ||ANCIENT SEED|| FROM FORAGING OMG OMG

[trail wharf]

Nice

[amber blade]

hiii!

[fallen skiff]

Hi guys I'm new here

[safe kayak]

Also, I love Haley

[potent crystal]

Hi chef, what your cooking?

[amber blade]

hii!

[amber blade]

PREACH!!!

[safe kayak]

I am currently writing a haley x female farmer fanfiction

[vapid forum]

[safe kayak]

:3

[vapid forum]

[safe kayak]

I think my fanfiction about haley is getting a bit too depressing tho😭

[vapid forum]

good

Let her burn

[potent crystal]

Can you make a story about Haley fighting a dragon? 💪

[vapid forum]

[safe kayak]

Thats so random😭

[vapid forum]

I rather have a fanfic about a Blahaj swimmin in the sea

[amber blade]

this is peak

[safe kayak]

Also this is like, the first fanfiction i'm writing

[safe kayak]

real

[vapid forum]

I love Blahaj

Blahaj is life

[safe kayak]

I do too

[vapid forum]

That’s good

Then I don’t have to publicly excute you for hating blahajs/j

[fallen skiff]

Quartz with oyster sauce

It looks delicious!

[vapid forum]

Abigail would love that

[amber blade]

guys bone sword we're on a roll

[gritty turtle]

Will there be ping problem if I play with those who are at other side of the world? Timezone doesnt matter tho.

[vapid forum]

Depends on where the server is

[potent crystal]

I prefer pork rendang

[vapid forum]

But one side likely will lag a bunch

[worldly lava]

Damn, I'm getting nonstop cave jelly now

I came with 2 on me for lucky fishing, I have 14 now lol

[sly cape]

theres new winter crops finally

[vapid forum]

What?

[worldly lava]

Up to 17 and I just ate one lol

Why am I getting so many O.o

[amber blade]

bombing the caves are actually so good fast and good materials

[sly cape]

powdermelons

[worldly lava]

Not upset btw lol

Is it really 50% chance to get cloth from recycling soggy newspaper? Cause it doesn't feel like it lol

[tough perch]

10% lol

[worldly lava]

Look up everything mod lied to me

[sullen olive]

10%

[vapid forum]

Oh

Hey guys, instead of the specialty fish bundle, I have a quality fish bundle

Is that normal or?

[ancient knot]

Remixed bundle

[vapid forum]

Was that an option I turned on…?

[chrome tide]

yes

[ancient knot]

Looks like you did

[vapid forum]

PHACK.

[chrome tide]

[vapid forum]

Now I need several gold fishes

[ancient knot]

Not that hard tbh

[vapid forum]

welp, time to open my 2 chest worth of iridium fishes

I’m only worried about what other dpstuff it changed…

[chrome tide]

iridium quality scorpion fish

lava eel

and octopus

[vapid forum]

I had a iridium crimson fish

but it’s in the pond now

[chrome tide]

c fish is mid

[vapid forum]

Fair

Easy ass mf

God stop giving me catfishes

I want a walleye

NOT 17 CATFISHES

[sullen olive]

well you cant complain you get free exp and money

[hallow torrent]

helloo i chose the meadowland farm and i think it changed what profession i get for lvl 10 farming lol - i either get incubation time cut in half or sheep produce wool faster but i dont know which is better dhakhdwjnd

[sullen olive]

i think you chose the rancher for level 5

[vapid forum]

Ahh only 6 fish left dor completing the fish cc

[ancient knot]

It's not the farm, it's the level 5 choice

[hallow torrent]

ouu really LMAO i didn't realize

[vapid forum]

Wool is better

Bc it ends up generating better profits

On my part I chose artistian so, yeah

[scarlet coral]

oh my god

i just got fire quarts from fishing

i can complete the boiler room now

[vapid forum]

Wh

You can just pick them up in the mines?.?

[scarlet coral]

ik but im at floor 45

[vapid forum]

Oh bruh

[scarlet coral]

so this saved me a lot of time

[hallow torrent]

went for rancher since . meadowland farm but i think that was a terrible choice still lmao

[vapid forum]

Yeah it was

[hallow torrent]

ou wait i can change my profession in the sewers right?

[sullen olive]

yes

for 10000 gold

[mental wind]

do i need to go to the night market?

[vapid forum]

You don’t HAVE to

You can go if you wanna tho

[sullen olive]

you can get the peal

if you have the secret note

[mental wind]

its my first year is there anything important there that I need to buy or something

[mental wind]

idk what that is so I guess I cant

[vapid forum]

You can get free coffee and that’s about all

[vapid forum]

You’ll find out later

[sullen olive]

and there will be items the trader sell

[vapid forum]

do you have the magnifying glass?

and how much money do you have?

[sullen olive]

they will get it at the first day of winter

[vapid forum]

Huh. Alright

Seb likes frozen tears right?

[sullen olive]

yes

[mental wind]

I spent it all upgrading the house barn and other stuff

[novel thistle]

@mental wind You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[vapid forum]

How’s much left?

[chrome tide]

[sullen olive]

cowgrats

[vapid forum]

Aw Yeahh my c fish roe is done Aging. Moneyyyyy

WHY SKUL??

[chrome tide]

im getting 70 fish roe per harvest with my legend ponds

[mental wind]

got 3k left but I got some goods from kegs and preservatives I can sell

[chrome tide]

ijust got 7 more

[vapid forum]

Noice

[vapid forum]

Sell them and check the market

They might sell something you want

I shoullllld catch that radioactive fish

but do I wanna…

[mental wind]

alright Ill check it

[plush edge]

you didnt fish underwater?

[vapid forum]

When does the CHRISMAS celebration start again?

[vapid forum]

I did in Y1 a bit and caught a bunch of fish

but don’t feel like it normally

[sullen olive]

25th of winter on a wensday

[vapid forum]

Time

What time

[sullen olive]

9 am

to 2 pm

[vapid forum]

Alr

Thanks

[scarlet thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-speech-speech-bubble-gif-15216029234956668966

[sullen olive]

np

[vapid forum]

Gosh Caroline just gave me a purple mushroom for a gift

What an amazing and thoughtful gift that is

Radioactive fish catching day it is

[[Legend]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Legend

[graceful mauve]

hi

[plush edge]

hi

[gaunt pulsar]

can chests get destroyed by lightning / weed?

[vapid forum]

…

The mutant carp was dissapointingly easy

I caught an iridium one…

[shrewd cosmos]

No

[vapid forum]

I can use a void egg for void chimken right?

[sullen olive]

yes

when you incubate them you get void chicken

[vapid forum]

Ok

Hatching the void chicken

So it gives more void eggs?

[sullen olive]

yes

[vapid forum]

mmmmm omelet…

[sullen olive]

mmmm void omelet

[ancient knot]

Mmm toxic omelet

[frank kayak]

void chickens are a bit worse than normal chickens but don't need pets

[ancient knot]

Yeah only food

And you can ignore them forever

[vapid forum]

Can I pet them tho…

[slow mantle]

Don't need pets?

[vapid forum]

I love petting animals

[frank kayak]

just put an auto grabber and wait

[vapid forum]

Is there anything a that auto feeds them?

[lavish basin]

Deluxe coop and barn have an autofeeder

[slow mantle]

Where does it say they don't need pets? /gen

[frank kayak]

they don't have large eggs so friendship is not needed also please ping me next time

[lavish basin]

They dont have a large egg, so a 5 heart void chicken is the same as a 0 heart one

The void mayo is all the same

[sacred pier]

I didnt know this was a thing lmao

[slow mantle]

Mb I automatically turn them off

[vapid forum]

What’s that-

[lavish basin]

A heart event

[sacred pier]

Sams 4 heart event

[vapid forum]

Huh

[sacred pier]

4 or 5 whatever it is

[vapid forum]

The only time we go back to the city right?

[sacred pier]

Ya

[vapid forum]

Time to finish boiler room in cc

[sacred pier]

Thats the easiest

[vapid forum]

Ikr

[sacred pier]

Idk

[vapid forum]

I didn’t do it cuz I was busy with other stuff

[cobalt hare]

Hi should I buy Stardew Valley?

[trail wharf]

Yes

[vapid forum]

Yes

[sacred pier]

Whos stopping you from not buying it?

[cobalt hare]

Money

[vapid forum]

Where do I get poppy?

[sacred pier]

Pierre sells the seeds in summer

[cobalt hare]

I played Stardew like 2 years ago on my friend's account and I thought it was charming

[frank kayak]

buy the seed at pierres or joja

[trail wharf]

It's 15 bucks

[cobalt hare]

I thought it was more

[lavish basin]

Asking it in a stardew server is gonna get you completly biased answers lmao

[trail wharf]

You can save up since it's pretty cheap

[sacred pier]

Even less coz its most of the time on discount

[vapid forum]

Fr

[trail wharf]

Oh yeah, it's christmas

[cobalt hare]

That's the point, I want to be convinced to buy it XD

[vapid forum]

All of us here has bought SDV (I think)

[sacred pier]

Iirc i bought it when 1.6 dropped for like 5 bucks or something

[vapid forum]

It’s a great game

[frank kayak]

probably the winter sale is on

[solar pulsar]

No
Too addictive

[vapid forum]

yep

Don’t be liek me and buy it at full price

[lavish basin]

Then do, it's extremely fun, lot of content and replayability and can always play with friends too

[sullen olive]

grow them

[trail wharf]

I bought it for 10.99 on ps lol

[sullen olive]

buy them from Pierre

[rugged stag]

ofc (wait till winter sale tho)

definitely not a biased answer or anything

[vapid forum]

tho ig that means I supported the game more

[sacred pier]

Is it the Jingle Jangle time?

https://tenor.com/view/fnv-spurs-spurs-that-jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle-fallout-gif-12219280912482242004

[cobalt hare]

When's winter sale

[rugged stag]

19th/20th depending on timezone

[sacred pier]

So in few days

[rugged stag]

starts on the 19th at 10am PST i believe

[cobalt hare]

Today is 19 for me

[rugged stag]

it's in... 5 hours no?

[frank kayak]

so soon™

it's 7 CST

[vapid forum]

I bought it for like 2000

[cobalt hare]

I decided to buy Stardew at literally best possible time

[sacred pier]

Mmmm yeaaa??

[sullen olive]

December 19 start date and a 6pm GMT UK

[frank kayak]

so noon CST , 12-7 is 5 hours

[cobalt hare]

I miss this gamee ahh

[vapid forum]

Oh hey, mine carts are fixed

[sacred pier]

Buy it then you won't miss it

[rugged stag]

buy it in 4 hours 50 minutes tho

not now

[sacred pier]

Ye

[rugged stag]

it starts at 2am on the 20th for me lol

[frank kayak]

that's when 1.6 dropped (well same time)

[cobalt hare]

My favourite games are all getting content + new Stardew Valley.. Peak Christmas

[sacred pier]

https://tenor.com/view/sims-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-fallout-jingle-jangle-jingle-dancey-dance-gif-5945271315277965343

Me on Christmas lol

[frank kayak]

so probably 10 or 9$ (USD) if you live in the US when it goes on sale

[sacred pier]

Its still near 6$ for me lol

Well 5.99

[vapid forum]

Is that a Kreigsmen?

[sacred pier]

No thats an ncr ranger

Kreigsman is from wh40k, thats from fallout universe

[vapid forum]

Oh

[sacred pier]

[vapid forum]

The mask looked similar

[sacred pier]

Its a gas mask...yes

But kreigs look wayyyyy better

[vapid forum]

True

https://tenor.com/view/krieg-death-korps-warhammer40k-imperium-of-man-marching-death-korps-of-krieg-gif-16303826

Kreigs are awesome

[sacred pier]

[vapid forum]

[trail wharf]

Oh my i miss fallout lol

[sacred pier]

Lol i just finished fnv last week

[tough perch]

Strongest enclave soldier vs a farmer with a purple sword

[trail wharf]

Played las Vegas for like 5 hours

[vapid forum]

Farmer smokes their ass no diff

[tough perch]

Too op

[vapid forum]

O Ma gah

[trail wharf]

Buying 76 when i saved up

[vapid forum]

My grandpa has cometh to visit me

[sacred pier]

The lone wanderer was able to destroy enclave...imagine what a farmer with magical sword can do

[trail wharf]

Nice

[sacred pier]

Dont

[trail wharf]

So 4 or 76? Lol

[sacred pier]

4

76 can go straight to hell

[trail wharf]

I read that 76 got better after the patches

[sacred pier]

🤢

Well get 4 first then 76

[trail wharf]

I mean the release is pretty bull crap, but fans said that it got better

[vapid forum]

Grandpa said I’m a better farmer than him!

[tough perch]

I like to think the courier after absolutely conquered the wasteland settles at sdv as a farmer

[vapid forum]

[trail wharf]

I keep that in mind, thanks

[vapid forum]

imagine that courier is our grandpa

[sacred pier]

Before the bombs fell

Good mod idea lmao

[vapid forum]

The shrine has 4 candles. Is that good?

[sacred pier]

Ya thats best outcome

[trail wharf]

Yeah you can now claim the statue

Sad that CA patched it so we can't dupe it anymore

[amber blade]

guys how to use ||ancient seed||?

[cobalt hare]

donate to the museum, pick up the reward

[sacred pier]

You donate the 1st one

[lavish basin]

Donate it to the museum then plant

[lavish basin]

DOOOOOPPPPP AAA

[sacred pier]

You get recipe and the seed itself back as a reward

[cobalt hare]

DAVITH

[vapid forum]

At the alter?

[sacred pier]

Yes

[chrome tide]

what legend ponds do to a mf

[sacred pier]

Jeez

[vapid forum]

I wonder why I have 4 candles

I remember it being more difficult

[chrome tide]

just got 24 extra today 😭

its not even the end of fall

[sacred pier]

24 legends?

[abstract wyvern]

omg how'd you get legend roe

[chrome tide]

legend ponds

[chrome tide]

12 all in all but igot 7 extra

today

[sacred pier]

I need ur strat lol

[shut root]

spoilers?

[abstract wyvern]

is that a mod or is that a real thing?

[chrome tide]

nope its not a mod

[lavish basin]

1.6

[shut root]

real

[vapid forum]

?

[abstract wyvern]

OMG THAT IS SOOO COOL

[lavish basin]

Grandpa's Evaluation isn't spoilers

[vapid forum]

You don’t make sense

[lavish basin]

That's not funny, that's an actual big spoiler

[shut root]

how i didnt say it

[vapid forum]

Summoning junimods

[shut root]

nooooo

[vapid forum]

but fr, be specific and clear why I have to spoiler that I have 4 candles in the evaluation

[lavish basin]

If you "didn't say it" then why did you delete it at the threat of mods lmao

[abstract wyvern]

i can finally profit off of my legends instead of

[shut root]

bc free will

[abstract wyvern]

keeping them as trophies

[vapid forum]

Yeah, no explanation means I’ll just ignore you Kay?

[slim blaze]

[cinder brook]

Dang demetrius for winter star

He's so... Meh

[vapid forum]

Anyways, how did I get 4 candles? I remember the requirements being real strict last time I played

[cinder brook]

What does he even like

[abstract wyvern]

RIPP

[sacred pier]

Melons

[chrome tide]

give him melon

[slim blaze]

give him meLOn

[vapid forum]

Melom

[chrome tide]

ilike how we all agree

[shut root]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Grandpa u need 12 points, these poins are counted based on money made, marriage, etc

[lavish basin]

Theyre not too bad, it's just based on progression. If you do cc, get some money, progress in all skills and some friendship it's easy

[cinder brook]

Do I even have a melon I'm not sure

[slim blaze]

porpol mushroom

[vapid forum]

I’m gonna marry someone, have 10 in all skllls, 3 bundles done have millionair acheivement

urple shrooms

[chrome tide]

dont marry

[vapid forum]

Is this enough?

[chrome tide]

its bad for your health

[vapid forum]

I want smol ones

[slim blaze]

in every game file

[lavish basin]

If you got 4 candles then ofc

[sacred pier]

You could give him rabbits foot

[slim blaze]

ill always marry seb

[sacred pier]

@cinder brook

May have to delete this

[vapid forum]

I’m saving this, thanks

[sacred pier]

Oh wait a minute

[lavish basin]

Dont think there's anything post cc there

[sacred pier]

Demetrius loves strawberry not melons

[cinder brook]

I probably have strawberries

[shut root]

this is missing stuff. like golden pumpkin, pearl, etc

[lavish basin]

Those are universals

[small gale]

Hello

[cinder brook]

But yeah not that I think of it Demetrius is probably the most meh NPC I know

[sacred pier]

Its missing for a reason..with also a certain someone

[lavish basin]

No point adding the universally loved gifts under every single person

[sacred pier]

Coz yk...post cc

[lavish basin]

Golden pumpkin and pearl arent post cc lol

[sacred pier]

No the...ahem

[small gale]

Time to put my jacket on in class then take a nap

[shut root]

SHUSH

[cinder brook]

Also wtf alex has 2 loves??

[sacred pier]

"certain someone"

[lavish basin]

No one is mentioning the ahem

[cinder brook]

He's gonna take a while to befriend

[lavish basin]

Only you

[sacred pier]

Im not spoiling dwde

[shut root]

shut up

[lavish basin]

No one talked about that

[tough perch]

just load him with rabbit feet

[sacred pier]

Only was replying to u ;-;

[open sorrel]

what's the best thing to do on winter?

[lavish basin]

Pierre has 1

[tough perch]

||skull cavern||

[cinder brook]

Who cares about Pierre lmao

[lavish basin]

Continue doing whatever you were doing before. You can do anything you could before, just have less farming options

[sacred pier]

His wife

[cinder brook]

If you haven't maxed out your skills, you can do that, and I like to prepare for the next year

[fallen peak]

When is the best time starting cooking?

[cinder brook]

Now.

[sacred pier]

Whenever u r hungry

[lavish basin]

Cooking isn't really great, I'd only do it if you need to

[fallen peak]

practice cooking lol

[shut root]

fish, mines, ||sc||, upgrade tools, upgrade skills

[fallen peak]

good to know, thanks

[ancient knot]

My stacks of sashimi are crying rn

[lilac kelp]

how much does sdv sale on nintendo shop?

[cinder brook]

Cooking is neat for energy as well

[shut root]

i like it for buffs

[cinder brook]

Some foods, at least

[tough perch]

I like making high quality raw fish cuts from a snail