stardew-valley

[lavish basin]

Summer is usually the most

[dense pebble]

I love fall as well bc i like jack o lanterns

[sterile trench]

Sam

[dense pebble]

Love that everyone suggested a different one

[sterile trench]

I mean it's an honorable mention also add lingcod while we're at it

[dense pebble]

Spoilers

[glad fern]

Sorry, but where is it?

[dense pebble]

Love I can catch a lingcod easily with a trap bobber, now the octopus and ||lava eel|| are demons spawned only to make you suffer

[glad fern]

?

[dense pebble]

I have no idea I don't play on the river map sorry

[oak owl]

[dense pebble]

I [think it's supposed to be on the cabin

[glad fern]

Help someone

[sterile trench]

Prob best to ask in #stardew-spoilers

[deft rune]

What's best fish to fish?

[dense pebble]

And the ||scorpion carp|| how come such a stupid bad cheap fish be so difficult to catch

[sterile trench]

I mean ikkk but I just had to add it. Lingcods were giving me a headache

[deft rune]

I want to make a pond for them once I catch em

[glad fern]

I’d say sturgeon

[dense pebble]

Bass at the mountain lake or maybe catfish in the rain

[deft rune]

Oh I have one pond full of them!

[sterile trench]

Yea sturgeon makes caviar which is great

[dense pebble]

Two words ||SCORPION CARP||

[steep flume]

carp

carbs

[sterile trench]

I caught it my first try

[glad fern]

Carp is the most basic fish

[dense pebble]

How dare you

[oak owl]

I'd say the irid qual stonefish from the mines

[blissful ether]

Alright guys how much do you think i'm going to make from this fall harvest?

[steep flume]

is that carp supposed to be hard to get?

[sterile trench]

I had fish buff and trap bobber tho

[steep flume]

i never had any difficulty tbf

[dense pebble]

It's damn hard to get you only get in in the lake in the ||desert|| and I spent too many bobbers on it

[oak owl]

I caught the || mutant carp || irid qual first try

[lean summit]

I thought that was the trash catch I caught it so many times

[sterile trench]

The carp you're thinking of is different lol, much easier

[deft rune]

Sweet, I'll check to see if I have any catfish. If not I'll go fish some after winter

[steep flume]

eh i got iridium quality in first try

[spiral kraken]

Fuck this is starfew

[dense pebble]

Carp and ||scorpion carp|| are different

[steep flume]

eat it

[spiral kraken]

Noooo

[steep flume]

i know

[lean summit]

More like Starmoo

[steep flume]

i was saying it carp cause im too lazy to spoiler it

[sterile trench]

Is that the one in sewer? That one is pretty easy

[dense pebble]

Worst one I ever had to catch was the ||Glacier|| mother of god that thing hated me

Even the ||legend|| didn't give me that much trouble

[oak owl]

let me be proud I got all the || Jr legendaries ||

[drifting kraken]

What is the best way to get coal? Im trying to make lots of preserve jars

[sterile trench]

I JUST caught it...def the worst legendary so far (still gotta catch the actual legend)

[oak owl]

mine

[sterile trench]

Nah that's an achievement

[dense pebble]

If you go down to the frozen layers of the mine you can kill soot sprites that drop coal

[steep flume]

commit violence to dust sprites

[sterile trench]

Same predicament

[oak owl]

I need to get the other legendaries next

[dense pebble]

||Legend|| wasn't that bad bc honestly you need lv 10 to catch it and it becomes rather easy with a dish o the sea and some good bobbers

[sterile trench]

Oooh nice

[dense pebble]

I look at my burglar ring... And I only see the blood in my hands...

[desert summit]

Their dust is embedded on your hands

[steep flume]

look at my burglar ring
stained with blood
so does my body bathed in the monster musk
along with the dust of my enemies

and coals

[dense pebble]

I hear their cries at night

[dense pebble]

I have a stack of 800 coals... But at what cost

[desert summit]

[steep flume]

being dusted?

[dense pebble]

The pain their cute little bouncing sprites

[steep flume]

zat cake

🧁

[desert summit]

[steep flume]

wat

im talking to my cupcake

[desert summit]

Sure

Definitely a cupcake

[deft rune]

Anyways

I need to wait till winter is over to catch a catfish on a rainy day

[desert summit]

Rain totem?

[steep flume]

[sterile trench]

It be like that

[deft rune]

Oh right! I forgot about those

[steep flume]

consume the TOTEM

[deft rune]

Will do lmao

[steep flume]

eat the totem

[desert summit]

Become totem

[steep flume]

no

become rat

[glad fern]

Where do I find the laziest weakest fish?

[steep flume]

wat

[glad fern]

Fish that don’t jump up and down the meter

[dense pebble]

Carp at the mountain

[sterile trench]

Mountain lake, the carp

[dense pebble]

Literally will not move

[steep flume]

carp

[sterile trench]

Carp worse than perch

[dense pebble]

It will be caught willingly

[sterile trench]

At least perch moves

[steep flume]

le mountain lake aka woter near robin house

[lean summit]

The blessed water

[drifting kraken]

ok would a good way to get coal be putting it into the furnace? or is that a waste of the wood

[deft rune]

Got smashed potato :3

[steep flume]

unsmash the potato

[deft rune]

It's irreversible

[sterile trench]

Yes charcoal kiln is good if you are able to get more wood

[cobalt hare]

Just gave myself the Sebastian cut

[deft rune]

That's amazing!

[turbid pond]

cool

[sterile tulip]

yo if anyone wants to hit me up, i know an unlimited money thing

just dm me

[dense pebble]

What's the fun on unlimited money just install a mod lol

[sterile tulip]

ppl on console or mobile

[young shale]

having unlimited money ruins the game ngl

[sterile tulip]

you can also dupe with it

[sterile tulip]

Youre pfp is so pretty❤️

[lyric kraken]

heyy

[deft rune]

Hey welcome to the valley!

[sterile trench]

[past gate]

[lyric kraken]

thxx

[deft rune]

Of course!

[dense pebble]

He just grabbed my muscles and told me I'm getting firm for working on the farm so much I'm so

[lyric kraken]

I bought stardew valley like 15 days ago

[sterile tulip]

[lyric kraken]

i know nothing

[dense pebble]

Welcome you're gonna love it

[deft rune]

Lmao that's cute

[past gate]

Well start learning

[dense pebble]

I love my buff husband

[lyric kraken]

thankss

[sterile tulip]

Marry Abigail

[past gate]

I love how my autocorrect changes all my wells to we’ll

[lyric kraken]

sorry but i already love harvey

jesus i love this man

[past gate]

It doesn’t annoy me at all

[deft rune]

Same

[sterile tulip]

abigail mines though

[dense pebble]

Harvey is a lovely choice

[crude nimbus]

Bruh

[sterile tulip]

Harvey is litty so mid

[deft rune]

Sebastian is an excellent choice, if you're into emo nerds with daddy issues

[crude nimbus]

I'm so tired I'm tripping over my hands

[lyric kraken]

all yours

[lyric kraken]

i know righttt

hes so cute

[dense pebble]

Everyone has a different taste

[sterile tulip]

she is a miner

[lyric kraken]

rightt

[sterile tulip]

some worse than others

[crude nimbus]

Even better

[dense pebble]

No need to be judmental

[lyric kraken]

more harvey for me

😋

[sterile tulip]

i am

[crude nimbus]

Minor or miner?

[sterile tulip]

miner lol

[dense pebble]

Lmaao

[crude nimbus]

Oh

[dense pebble]

She's into going to the mines

None of the bachelors and bachelorettes are minors I think

[sterile tulip]

jas

[dense pebble]

Jas isn't a bachelorette she's a child dude

[sterile tulip]

there is mods

[deft rune]

Stop

Change of subject

[sterile tulip]

i was just replying to this

[young shale]

dont be weird..

[dense pebble]

I wasn't talking about any of that

Fucking weirdo

[sterile tulip]

okay buddy you do you

[deft rune]

I think most of them are around their 20s or over

[sterile tulip]

personally im not really a big fan of ppl like you

[dense pebble]

Yeah that was what I was talking about

[tranquil lily]

the oldest is harvey right?

[dense pebble]

Harvey and Shane may be the older ones

[deft rune]

Harvey and Shane I'm guessing

[shut carbon]

they don’t have confirmed ages but I see Harvey, Elliott, and Shane as the oldest ones

[floral shuttle]

i heard you can change your appearance with the wizard, is that true?

[past gate]

Ooo drama

[young shale]

yes

at 4 hearts

[shut carbon]

Yes, either by getting 4 hearts or something post cc

[deft rune]

I agree with this

[floral shuttle]

four? awwww thats gonna be hard

[sterile trench]

Yea you need 4 hearts I think

[deft rune]

Yup!

[tranquil lily]

do you have solar or void essences

[dense pebble]

Yes you can!

[floral shuttle]

i love how helpful everyone is

thank you all

[proud pivot]

THose 3 are at least 'confirmed' to be the oldest, because one of the secret notes talks about them in that context. Though their exact age isn't known.

[past gate]

No problem

[deft rune]

Gift him purple mushroom, void essence or solar essence and you'll reach 4 hearts in no time. It's easier to get mushrooms if you choose the mushroom cave

[floral shuttle]

void essence you get from caves right

[deft rune]

Yup

[shut carbon]

ofc! :D

[tranquil lily]

yeah, solar essence too

[shut carbon]

yes, mostly from monsters level 80-120 (such as void spirits)

[tranquil lily]

he likes cave things

[floral shuttle]

ohhh

[deft rune]

You can get solar essence by slaying ghosts in levels 51-79

[ocean vapor]

Solar essence is available sooner; void essence ends up being the more plentiful of the two later on

[craggy moat]

sup

[past gate]

Hello

[deft rune]

The sky

[ocean vapor]

The legendary supdog

[floral shuttle]

whats the skull cavern though

how do i get that

[craggy moat]

do any of yall know why I can't get any of the river fish in the bundle when i fish in the river in town?

[shut carbon]

which fish are you trying to get? different fish have different requirements - time, season, weather, etc

[ocean vapor]

Try the river in the forest, some fish live there instead of town.
Other fish are seasonal or rain-dependent

[sterile trench]

Vault bundle in cc

[craggy moat]

thanks

[floral shuttle]

OHH THATS WHAT THAT IS?

oh my god.

[craggy moat]

hold on I'm checking rn

[ocean vapor]

Like, Catfish are in both parts of the river but only in spring&fall and need rain

[sterile trench]

Yea it fixes the bus and you can go there

[ocean vapor]

(They're also a tough catch)

[floral shuttle]

its so hard to get the money for that 😭

im not good at making money early-mid game

[sterile trench]

Do a lot of fishing for money

[ocean vapor]

Blueberries in the summer are great for beginners. If it's fall, try pumpkins

[craggy moat]

ohh

[deft rune]

But you also have to reach the bottom of the mines to unlock the ||skull caverns||

[vital iron]

i fish a lot to get money

[shut carbon]

Spanish server can be found in #friends

[floral shuttle]

ohhh okay

[ocean vapor]

Fishing is excellent money if you know what you're doing, yeah

[craggy moat]

ok I need the sunfish catfish and shad but I found the wiki page

thx guys

[ocean vapor]

[past gate]

No problem

[sterile trench]

Oh right I keep forgetting you need the ||key|| that also happens to unlock ||junimo cart||

[craggy moat]

I thought I could just catch them all but I'm literally winter rn💀

[ocean vapor]

Oof

[craggy moat]

cant do anything

[vital iron]

yeah im winter y1 and my total earnings are at 308k and most is from fishing and farming

[ocean vapor]

At least you can get good cash by fishing for Sturgeons in the lake

So you can save up for a strong start next year

[vital iron]

deff recommend fishing

[blissful ether]

Finished the vault room, with my profits from the fall crops and got an insane amount of gifts

[past knot]

I only have like 60k

[ocean vapor]

Also go mining for materials to make a lot of Qualty Sprinklers, if you're not on the Beach Farm

[deft rune]

I have 7g

[past knot]

But I also haven't once picked up a fishing rod

[craggy moat]

bro have like 3m total earnings year 3 winter

[vital iron]

its okay! this isnt my first playthrough ive had lots of saves so ive slowly got better:]

[ocean vapor]

Oh. You just neglected fishing specifically huh

Well, you know what to do now, so it's fine

[vital iron]

i think i collectively have 1k hours between my switch and pc

[past knot]

Yes. The first fish is always a guaranteed catch so I'm waiting to catch one of the hard ones

[ocean vapor]

...What

[past knot]

The first fish caught is always guaranteed, so I'm waiting till I unlock the sewers

[ocean vapor]

No it's not

[past knot]

Yes it is

I haven't ONCE casted a rod

[cerulean wave]

hey um im new to this server but not to stardew is anyone willing to play multiplayer? im about to open a thing on that and am on switch 🙂

[past knot]

#1139016532966506576

[dense pebble]

Better to find in #1139016532966506576

[craggy moat]

i can join , am on switch and have online

[shut carbon]

For most of the legendary fish it has a level requirement to prevent you from being able to hook it

[past knot]

Damnit

[shut carbon]

However this can be bypassed with 1.6 ||skill books|| and fish ponds to earn skill points without catching fish

[vital iron]

i think the ||mutant carp|| is the only one that doesnt?

[shut carbon]

But it’s not worth the effort imo

[dense pebble]

I believe you need lv 6

[vital iron]

which ones super low then

[ocean vapor]

They did say they were waiting for the sewer to open

[cerulean wave]

opened 🙂

[past knot]

Idk anything about the fish, all I know is that there's something in the sewers and I want it

[ocean vapor]

Next lowest is ||Angler||, requires Lv3 (reachable with food alone)

[vital iron]

i know ||angler|| is level 3

and ||legend|| is level 10

the others im not sure about tbf

[cerulean wave]

@craggy moat its open its called its here peeps that messaged 🙂

[craggy moat]

kk

[vital iron]

oh yeah thats true i forgot about the food buffs

[past knot]

Do auto fishers actually work? Cause last time I tried to fish I got way too mad and just left the game(｡•́︿•̀｡)

[dense pebble]

There is a few things there

[ocean vapor]

What's an auto fisher

[vital iron]

mod i think

[dense pebble]

What a auto fisher

[vital iron]

u could also try the training rod

[ocean vapor]

Wouldn't be able to hook what they want in this case

[lean summit]

Training rod is helpful

[ocean vapor]

Training Rod is indeed excellent for the stated purpose in its name

[dense pebble]

Training rod won't hook higher levels fish

[past knot]

But like... the fish are enjoying

[vital iron]

wait no idk i think you can i just found something on reddit

[past knot]

Then again I haven't tried fishing on pc yet since the last time I went fishing was on switch

[ocean vapor]

What, is that legendary fish below the Training Rod's cutoff?

Because they want their very first hook to be a legendary, because allegedly the tutorial prevents the fish from escaping or something

[past knot]

Are there any fish that look really ugly? I want them in the large fishtank I'm planning on getting

[ocean vapor]

The exact fish you're after is completely hideous, I assure you

[past knot]

Yeah, the tutorial is a guaranteed catch

Yay!:D

[vital iron]

i just looked and someone caught the ||mutant carp|| with a training rod trying to get algae

[waxen tiger]

Welcome! @cerulean wave

[ocean vapor]

That is bizarre.

[dense pebble]

||mutant carp|| in the sewers

[deft rune]

I have a founder in my aquarium :3

[oak owl]

that one isn't very hard to catch tho I feel

[past knot]

I have a crab named Money right now, and I think money is lonley

[vital iron]

i just search it into google and it was the first result😭

[cerulean wave]

ty ive officially arked this as home in my adhd brain 🙂

[waxen tiger]

I love your pfp

[grave viper]

Hoi

[cerulean wave]

*marked

[dense pebble]

Make a pond and give money a family of coins

[deft rune]

Hey, welcome to the valley!

[past knot]

Money does not wish for a family, Money wishes for a bbg

[dense pebble]

Money may become a crab cake

[past knot]

Or sugar daddy, idk what he's into

[waxen tiger]

Welcome

[grave viper]

Tysm glad to b here

[dense pebble]

Welcome!

[ocean vapor]

Tuppence, Drachma, Gilder, Crown...

[dense pebble]

Hope you have a great time

[past knot]

I have been able to do lots of the fishtank without going fishing cause of the wandering cart(I call it the magic cart but apparently it's not called that which doesn't make any sense because the cart is obviously magical)

[waxen tiger]

How are you?

[sterile trench]

Besides the angler, y'all think the legendary fish are real?

[dense pebble]

I feel weirdly nauseous I may be dying

[waxen tiger]

Hello Seb

[oak owl]

[past knot]

I just want ugly fish ngl, they make me giggle

[dense pebble]

Somewhere in the sewers LA there must be a mutant carp

[sterile trench]

You attended night market yet? They got the ||blobfish||

[ocean vapor]

Even the Angler is questionable. They live in deep ocean abysses, not in freshwater shallows.

They are also even more hideous than the one in the sewer

[dense pebble]

Oh yeah I forgot the ||blobfish||

[oak owl]

[ocean vapor]

||Spookfish|| might even be uglier in some ways than that one

[vital iron]

and the winter legendary fish too

[dense pebble]

They got the ||spook fish|| too it's rather ugly

[vital iron]

actually i need to catch that one🥲

[dense pebble]

Also I found out you can catch the octopus during the night market and you know how I learned that? By accidentally catching it

[past knot]

Idk▔\▁((.′◔_′◔.))▁/▔

[cerulean wave]

@waxen tiger good exept my mom decided to give me inernet asics 101 just because i told her i found this server lol

[dense pebble]

Inernet

[waxen tiger]

I’m glad you are doing well, I love your amazing pfp

[past knot]

Nope, that's coming soon tho:3

[cerulean wave]

tysm

[dense pebble]

Very nice little background event

[sterile trench]

Well gl

[past knot]

It's 3 days in a row, one of the days falling on the wizards birthday

[sterile trench]

I was so glad willy's was still open. And I could still fish in the ocean

[dense pebble]

Ye! It's a background event (doesn't affect the rest of the town)

[past knot]

But in the current save I'm with shane, the wizard will be for a different time.

[dense pebble]

Oh yeah it's so good he's still open during that event

[sterile trench]

But he leaves a little earlier than 5 so gotta catch him at like 4:30 if you wanna sell your fish. And the night market starts at exactly 5

[past knot]

I appreciate the magic trader showing up but sometimes they dont have anything useful(ー_ーゞ

[dense pebble]

Ye but if you just need like a quick pick me up with some bobbers it's good to reach the beach a bit earlier

[dense pebble]

Me wasting 20 minutes of my life to reach that cart for her to sell beans seeds for 500g

[past knot]

Or when they don't show up... cause then I feel stupid for going to check. I feel like I was getting asked on a date only to get stood up（◞‸◟）

[oak owl]

Fridays and Sundays

[sterile trench]

Lolol I bought a bunch of potato seeds for next season cause it costs the same at Pierre's (not sure who sells them but it's at night market)

[dense pebble]

Love buying seeds that I know for a fact I will not plant

"oh I may need a cauliflower" proceeds to plant 500 potatoes I instead

[deft rune]

I love the ||night market|| get to buy seeds for the upcoming seasons

[dense pebble]

Yes! Although no strawbies

[deft rune]

Yeah but still

[loud dirge]

is there a time where they come? I keep forgetting to visit on those days

[sterile trench]

Honestly I never buy strawberries past y1 lol, it's needed for perfection I think so that's why I buy it

[sterile trench]

They are there up to 10 pm

[vital iron]

i always buy them y2

[deft rune]

You can make more strawberry seeds with the seed maker

[dense pebble]

But strabbies are great Money

[loud dirge]

Thank you! I just hope they have a reminder like the bookseller

[sterile trench]

There's no reminders, you just gotta remember

[deft rune]

However you do need to reach Farming lvl9

[sterile trench]

Potatoes are good too

[dense pebble]

It becomes a natural response after a while playing

[deft rune]

And melons

[sterile trench]

That's summer right?

[dense pebble]

FRI and SUN Immediately activates a "oh shit cart!" Response in me

[deft rune]

Right!

[past gate]

Aight back to sitting around and hiding at work since there’s nothing to do atm

[sterile trench]

Yea melons are best summer and pumpkin fall

[dense pebble]

Mood

[cerulean wave]

hey can someone join me in https://discord.com/channels/137344473976799233/1139016532966506576 plz mine is called ITS HERE PEEPS THAT MESSAGED!!!!!!!!

[past gate]

No

[dense pebble]

Sorry I can't join

[cerulean wave]

sorry 😦

[deft rune]

Fr

I decided to just grow cauliflower in spring, melons in summer and pumpkins on fall in the upcoming seasons once winter is over

Nothing else but those

[dense pebble]

Unfortunately it's hard for me to join any multiplayer I live on Brazil so timezones

[past gate]

I work so I have no time

[cerulean wave]

its fine rlly

[young shale]

multiplayer j scares me

[past gate]

I’ve done like 2 multiplayer games in here and both were only a session since my schedule is way different

[deft rune]

If mobile had multiplayer I would join

[dense pebble]

Lmaao mood

[sterile trench]

Fr once the cc stuff is complete I just buy the money crops and some flowers for my bee houses

[deft rune]

Yeah!

[dense pebble]

Alex doesn't give me the goddamn ||have a baby|| option I'm sad

[sterile trench]

Honestly

[sterile trench]

Divorce

[dense pebble]

Can't he's too dreamy

[sterile trench]

Alex?

[dense pebble]

Shut up you like Sebastian

[deft rune]

Sebastian gave me a baby on winter after I married him on fall after I asked him to be mine on a rainy day

[spring bison]

Oh just because you dislike an NPC doesn't mean others can't like em

Don't force yo hatred to others

[dense pebble]

Oh cuuute

[sterile trench]

Who is Mr dreamy

[spring bison]

I know you haven't done anything but this is a reminder since ehhhh, Anyway THE ONLY OPTION IS KROBUS

[dense pebble]

I'm waiting for mine but Alex is taking his time

[spring bison]

[past gate]

I hate your favorite NPC too !!

[deft rune]

It sure is

[dense pebble]

You can't have cute little babies with krobus so I never really pick him

[past gate]

Unless it’s Abigail

[deft rune]

I don't hate any of the Bachlors and Bachlorettes tbh

[dense pebble]

But I would love to have the dwarf as a roommate I wish that was a option

[deft rune]

Just Demetrius

[dense pebble]

Demetrius is so bad god

[sterile trench]

Who were you talking to? Lol I don't think anyone was forcing hatred anywhere

[jolly sierra]

What should I do in the beginning of the game so I can get money quickly?

[spring bison]

Myself

[dense pebble]

Just had a event with him about tomatoes ...

[past gate]

Damn what big Demetrius do

[jolly sierra]

I am almost always impoverished in this game

[dense pebble]

Fishing is the best one at the start

[past gate]

Just like irl ong

[jolly sierra]

No fr

[dense pebble]

Demetrius is condescending to Robin all the time, every single one of his events is awful, he's too protective of Maru, he hates Sebastian etc

I can't like him, every event I had with him makes me roll my eyes

[past gate]

I forget he exists

[sterile trench]

Me with penny

I'm sorry she's boring

[deft rune]

Agreed

[dense pebble]

Ye penny is pretty boring to me

But I mean I'm gay so

Most of the girls are pretty meh to me

[deft rune]

So true

[past gate]

NOOOO

Penny is second best girl

[dense pebble]

There's three good examples of awful Demetrius moments

The tomato event
The Maru 2 hearts event
And the Hardwood bed event

My god this guy grinds my gears

[deft rune]

Fr and same

[sterile trench]

I literally will say hi to anyone I see around the village but just walk by penny she just blends into the background fr

[past gate]

Penny is the irl girl I end up with when Abigail realizes there’s better

[deft rune]

Doesn't she often sit on the grass under a tree?

Or is in the library?

[sterile trench]

Yea... and I run right past her 😭

[dense pebble]

The tomato event ||Robin had asked Demetrius to bring a basket of fruit and he brought her a basket of tomatoes. Saying "BuT tOmAtOeS aRe FrUiTs"|| gimme a fuckin break

[deft rune]

I just need one last heart with Penny

[past gate]

She teaches jas and Vincent in the library

[dense pebble]

She kinda blends in very well

[past gate]

Emeralds

[dense pebble]

Penny is also the only one that doesn't like rabbits foot

[glad fern]

Is Abigail worth it?

[deft rune]

Thanks!

[past gate]

Yes

[dense pebble]

Abigail is nice one of the only tolerable girls for me

[past gate]

I’m not biased

[deft rune]

I'm not sure

[glad fern]

Or Leah?

[past gate]

Abigail

[waxen tiger]

Leah, yeah

[sterile trench]

I mean a rabbits foot doesn't sound very appealing tbh

[dense pebble]

Leah is a bit more meh to me she makes a wooden statue that looks like a weird little turd thing so idk

[past gate]

I wouldn’t want a rabbits foot

[dense pebble]

Fair enough

[past gate]

That’s kinda cruel

[deft rune]

They should give you the whole rabbit

[dense pebble]

I mean the magic rabbits in my coop seem to just randomly drop feet

[cobalt hare]

Hihi new farmer here, just want to ask about the infested floor. Can it still occurs when i finished the Mines? And does the "exploit" with the infested floor still exist?

[past gate]

Yes it still can occur

[dense pebble]

It can still happen

[deft rune]

It still occurs

[past gate]

Idk what exploit you’re talking about tho

[cobalt hare]

Okay thank you, what about the exploit part?

[dense pebble]

I think they mean killing all the monsters exiting the mine then going down again and getting the infected floor again

[glad fern]

Bros afraid of that infested floor

[dense pebble]

So basically grinding the monsters in a infested floor

[sterile trench]

Anyway I gtg sleep

[young shale]

sounds like the opposite

[dense pebble]

Ye I'm tapping out soon too it's late

[past gate]

Goodnight

[deft rune]

I think it still exists but I know because I didn't feel like battling monsters so I tried leaving the infested area and come back

[young shale]

night night

[cobalt hare]

The one where if i clear the infested floor and going up instead of down, it would still stay and the monster respawn

[dense pebble]

Yes I believe this still happens

[dapper belfry]

This is very important information for stardew valley

[deft rune]

This is off topic

[past gate]

Probably for off-topic channels

Begone banished

[dapper belfry]

Yeah I forgor those existed

[past gate]

Mods get them!!!

[young shale]

im eepy too ig 10 pm is my new bedtime (ew)

[dense pebble]

Mods assemble and attack!

[past gate]

They ruined my dream journal

[deft rune]

Have a goodnight Seb enthusiast!!!

[cobalt hare]

Still happened? Really?

[dapper belfry]

SCREAMS

[young shale]

[past gate]

AHHHH

[dense pebble]

Yeah I'm pretty sure it still happens

[past gate]

Goodnight grandma

[young shale]

good night kiddo

[past gate]

This is what happens when you get old

[cobalt hare]

Okay i will try it, thank you for quick answer, love it.

[young shale]

im 20

[deft rune]

Goodnight Nhil!!!

[past gate]

lol you’re younger than me too

[young shale]

i woke up at 6 am and dealt w annoying dogs all day man

[past gate]

Ah I see, I got up at 9 and ran 5 miles

[dense pebble]

Going to lay down my back hurts

[past gate]

Now I’m at work

[young shale]

[deft rune]

Hope your back feels better

[dense pebble]

[past gate]

get well soon

[dense pebble]

Thank you, it's my fault I sit like a shrimp

[deft rune]

Stop shrimping

[young shale]

im craving bok choy too.. will i get thru tonight

[past gate]

I’m slouched in a chair with my feet on the wall

[dense pebble]

I'm trying

[past gate]

My back is cooked when I’m 60

[dense pebble]

Oh yeah my bones are gone when I get to 60

I'm 22 lmao

[past gate]

Same

[dense pebble]

My knees cannot

[past gate]

My legs are good even tho I’m doing marathons

Tho after my first my ankles were messed up and now they like to make popping noises

[dense pebble]

My legs are shit I am in fact not doing Marathons

[deft rune]

You're gonna be the fastest grandma on earth

[dense pebble]

Beautifully sculpted like a glow stick

[past gate]

Real but I’m a guy so grandpa

[deft rune]

Oooh! My bad!

[dense pebble]

Fastest grandpa

[past gate]

LOL

[lean summit]

Tried making a joke about shrimp. It got automoded

[dense pebble]

Get automoded lol

[past gate]

Damn did you hit the filter

[deft rune]

LMAO

[lean summit]

Forest Gump

[deft rune]

It's like running through a glass door

[craggy moat]

I made a song abt my friends love story for him and leah💀

[deft rune]

Then you crash

Oooh!

[past gate]

Me when I choke on air

[past gate]

Epic

[lean summit]

Thats why I don't breathe

[dense pebble]

Why Alex don't want baby

[past gate]

Good idea

[late mango]

lol

oof

[dense pebble]

Why is baby not happening

I want baby

[craggy moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245160904836907080/1247010527721422950/Pixelated_Love_Story.mp3?ex=665e788e&is=665d270e&hm=da07c58d00fec3cc6f0b0159a475d6e90ab977cce4ebdc7193c22f1b662fe369&

[past gate]

He no like you enough ig

[lean summit]

Have you tried holding hands?

[dense pebble]

Grandpa will be back soon and baby not happening

[deft rune]

Shower him with love

[past gate]

That’s what my mom said to do

[dense pebble]

I've tried

[dense pebble]

I'm shoving full breakfasts down his throat while screaming GIVE ME BABY

[lean summit]

That's how I got mine irl

[deft rune]

LMAO

[past gate]

They’ve got like a specific % chance of asking every night if you have your house upgraded to support a child

[lean summit]

This is a good tactic

[deft rune]

His playing hard to get

[past gate]

I forgot the chances

[dense pebble]

He teases me, he says farm great for kids then why no baby happening???? What else do you want from me man

[deft rune]

Do you have cribs in your house?

[past gate]

That

[lean summit]

He wants more parsnips

[dense pebble]

Yes! Crib and two baby beds

House ready for baby!!! But no baby!!

[past gate]

You’ll just have to wait till he asks

[lean summit]

Maybe you are being too pushy?

[deft rune]

He'll ask you when you least expect it

[dense pebble]

SHANE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME BABY

[past gate]

Like tonight

[dense pebble]

I should have married Shane

[past gate]

Divorce

[dense pebble]

No if I divorce him it will be even longer until I get baby

[deft rune]

Lmao 😂

[past gate]

You never know maybe Shane wants one right away

Test it out

[dense pebble]

Can't divorce Alex I already divorced Elliot

[past gate]

Bruh

[deft rune]

You can divorce more than once

[past gate]

Just marry Krobus

[dense pebble]

I know but it took me a entire season to get Alex up the levels

No I want baby krobus don't give baby

[past gate]

Gotta be a mod out there

[dense pebble]

Probably ye adopt a kid with krobus

[deft rune]

Patience is key

[dense pebble]

Ye.. unfortunately

[past gate]

That’s tough

[deft rune]

If you really want a baby, you could marry Sebastian though, bet he'll give you a baby right away then switch to shane

[dense pebble]

Alex wakes up everyday with me staring at him like this "No baby?????"

[past gate]

No switch to Abigail even tho you’re gay

I promise it’ll work

[deft rune]

Try sleeping through the winter and wake up give Alex gift and kiss

[dense pebble]

I don't want Abigail's baby I want Alex's baby

[deft rune]

Then repeat

[past gate]

Just sleep through winter

[dense pebble]

I just want baby man, just wanna be a dad

[deft rune]

Have you seen my kids?

[dense pebble]

Show me your kids

[past gate]

I’m scared

[dense pebble]

Wait no I'm scared

[past gate]

Oh no what have you done

[dense pebble]

Noooo

For the love of god have mercy

[past gate]

Fragile

[dense pebble]

Oh thank god

Baby is wearing a tiara

I want babyyyyyy

What the babies names

[deft rune]

It's a bandana, you can make them wear hats, bows and stuff

[dense pebble]

I know

[past gate]

Now he’s gonna be more impatient

[dense pebble]

I want cute little babies crawling around

[dense pebble]

Sebastian looking real intensely to that skeleton

[deft rune]

Fr, he does that with every object in the house lmao

[dense pebble]

Alex really likes my aquarium he stares at it for hours

[past gate]

Alex got nothing up there

[deft rune]

It would be cute to see them actually interact with stuff

[dense pebble]

Oh yeah it's elevator music half the time

[past gate]

And FOOTBALL

[dense pebble]

Yeah see them sit down on the couch

[past gate]

RAHHH

[deft rune]

Like you walk in and see your spouse actually watching TV

Or reading a book on the couch

[dense pebble]

Seeing your spouse actually cuddling your babies or your pets

[deft rune]

Fr!

[dense pebble]

Alex likes to workout outside shirtless in the SNOW

[past gate]

I forget who but one of them just doesn’t go anywhere after marriage, at least Penny still goes to the library

I think it’s Abigail lol

[dense pebble]

Abigail just straight up don't leave lmao

[deft rune]

Sebastian still visits his mom and goes to the saloon to hang out with Sam and Abby

[dense pebble]

Ye Alex still goes to visit his grandparents

[past gate]

Yeah she’s at home 4 days

[dense pebble]

And if I remember correctly Shane goes out twice a week to hang out with Jas

[past gate]

Oh no 5

[steep flume]

seb?

[deft rune]

Awww

[past gate]

Sorry she only leaves Monday and Friday

[steep flume]

wht bout sebastian

[dense pebble]

It's really cute how most of them still do their activities everyday

[deft rune]

@steep flume

[steep flume]

oh

oh i misread it

[deft rune]

Lmao it's okay HAHAHA

[steep flume]

i used mods so my spouse touch grass

[deft rune]

Ooooh!

[dense pebble]

Guys guys...

[steep flume]

at least dont stay at home everyday

[deft rune]

Can I install mods on mobile?

[steep flume]

no i dont think so

[dense pebble]

Can I just..demand rent?

[past gate]

Sebastian is the same as Abigail lol, at home 5 days

[steep flume]

you can abduct it

[dense pebble]

It's mine now. My alien.

[deft rune]

Put it in your room

[steep flume]

You are my alien

FOREEEVEERRR

[dense pebble]

Nxndksksksks YOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

[past gate]

Real

[steep flume]

NAH

im its owner

[deft rune]

Lmaoo😂

[steep flume]

i took pay rent with your body too literally

[dense pebble]

It fell in my farm it's mine now

[past gate]

I also carry an alien in my backpack

[dense pebble]

Also my goat had a baby goat

[steep flume]

wdym your capsule

its our capsule

[dense pebble]

Why goat gets baby but I don't???

[deft rune]

Mine broke out and ran away

[past gate]

Bruh

[steep flume]

bruh

[deft rune]

I'mma be honest, I thought Sebastian left it there

So I placed it in our room

[steep flume]

bruv

shouldve placed it in demetrius room

[dense pebble]

He just left a alien

[steep flume]

time for the jack to let er rip

[past gate]

Place Demetrius inside it

[dense pebble]

Alex left a random counter

[deft rune]

I didn't know it was an alien, I thought it was something he ordered online LMAO

[dense pebble]

In the middle of my living room

[steep flume]

you know what my alien name is now JACK

come to think of it i forgot which chest do i place my alien at

[deft rune]

And ship him across the country

[dense pebble]

Names my baby goat cheese

[past gate]

Bye bye

[deft rune]

LMAO

[deft rune]

Name the next one Cheetos

[dense pebble]

How did my goat made a baby goat, it was the only goat I had

Did it just...clone itself?

It performed mitosis?

[deft rune]

Self reproduction

[dense pebble]

It's spreading like a fungi

The age of the goats begin

[full sky]

Asexual reproduction

[deft rune]

My goats had more babies than the cows in my barn

[dense pebble]

My goats making babies meanwhile Alex is staring at a wall

[dense pebble]

Haven't had a baby cow happen just a pig and a goat

[deft rune]

Lmao 😂

[deft rune]

Cows are like Alex

[dense pebble]

Unwilling to reproduce

Although were adopting so

[bronze hare]

Hiyooo

[dense pebble]

Hello 👋

[deft rune]

Hey whats up?

[deft rune]

Lmao 😂

I like how chat takes a moment to take a breather

[steep flume]

we dont breath

we photoshynthesing

[old parrot]

I promise you this

[lean summit]

I ferment

[old parrot]

I’ll always look out for you

[desert summit]

I boil

[old parrot]

Yeah, that’s what I’ll do

[deft rune]

That's sweet

I zone out tbh

Just

[old parrot]

My heart is yours

It’s you that I hold on to

And I know, I was wrong

[past gate]

Ayo

[deft rune]

Okay Elliott

[old parrot]

But I won’t let you down

[desert summit]

Huh?

[lean summit]

Never gonna give you up?

[deft rune]

Never gonna let you down

[old parrot]

No it’s fucking Coldplay 😭

[steep flume]

uh

[desert summit]

Never gonna run around and desert you

[steep flume]

become rat you shall

[old parrot]

guys I hate Hailey now

I don’t like her

we like Maru now

[steep flume]

you also become rat

[lean summit]

They sound similar

[bronze hare]

Nothing just drawing 😌

[deft rune]

I thought you were being romantic, poetic and stuff

[bronze hare]

I hate my careers class so I’m drawing my clothes 😍

[old parrot]

I am 😘

[jade wren]

damn what did haley do

[old parrot]

what didn’t hailey do

[deft rune]

Bailey

[steep flume]

guys let me introduce new 2 rat

[old parrot]

no dont 😭

[steep flume]

🐀

[desert summit]

WHAT

[old parrot]

Wait hang on what

[steep flume]

yes

[deft rune]

HAHAHHAAH

[old parrot]

When did I send this

[steep flume]

you two are now the new rat species

[old parrot]

no im confused

[desert summit]

HOW

[steep flume]

You dont get to say no

[old parrot]

no 😭

[steep flume]

the ratification is inevitable

[desert summit]

I refuse

[old parrot]

I won’t

[desert summit]

I am a waffle

[deft rune]

Imagine Shane having rats as pets by the way his spouse room looks

[jade wren]

BROOOOOOOOOOOO FR

[deft rune]

LMAOOOO

[desert summit]

Noo

[deft rune]

I love that

[steep flume]

i told you

[desert summit]

i refuse

[steep flume]

this is inevitable

[old parrot]

I.. am.. rat

[steep flume]

Struggle as you want you are now a rat
For im a RATmancer

[old parrot]

I.. will.. rat

I.. see.. rat

[steep flume]

another rat bites the dust

[desert summit]

Never

[steep flume]

another rat cope with dust

[errant tendon]

Rats, we're rats, we're the rats...

[steep flume]

always has been

[old parrot]

For what is a rat

What has he got

If not himself

[steep flume]

i lead the rat

[old parrot]

Then he is not

[steep flume]

i will overthrow the goverment
No the world

with rat

[lean summit]

Why not both?

[desert summit]

i will not be a rat

[lean summit]

Rat waffles!

[old parrot]

No.. I’m not the rat

[lean summit]

Yum!

[old parrot]

I am.. bread

[steep flume]

nuh uh

[desert summit]

I dont consent

[steep flume]

i dont need your constent

[lean summit]

Play the uno reverse card!

[steep flume]

you are already part of rat army

A RAT HAS NO CONSENT

[old parrot]

as bread, you do though

[steep flume]

i can turn u back to rat tho

[old parrot]

become one with the bread

[old parrot]

I’m meant for bread

[steep flume]

clearly you dont need to have consent

[deft rune]

Anyone have a favorite crop from each season?

[old parrot]

Google is made by rats

bread is free

we fought for our rights

[steep flume]

i take away your right

[old parrot]

it’s not to late for you to turn to bread

your life will be much better

no more sewers

[deft rune]

Back on topic

[steep flume]

im gonna make yous sell hat

[old parrot]

you twist my words

[steep flume]

like the mouse hat

[old parrot]

you are wicked

Very well then. This is war.

[errant tendon]

No more sewers means no more Krobus, though.

[steep flume]

he hate krobus

erase him

[old parrot]

I just mean no more sewer for the rats

not our friend Krobus

I did hear that the rats steal his food though.

[steep flume]

nah

you hate sewer

now you are krobus enemy

[past gate]

Biden blast

[glad fern]

Strawberries or blueberries?

[full sky]

They're different season crops

but blueberries if I had to choose

[glad fern]

I have green room

[full sky]

mainly as the seasons shift, the crops get better

plant starfruit, rhubarb, or ancient fruit

[glad fern]

I have both of them growing in a green room, which will bring more profit

[full sky]

blueberries

if you keg, then strawberries

[glad fern]

Ooo good idea

[ivory timber]

Join us. Thrive.

[deft rune]

No

[full sky]

yes

[ivory timber]

Nice

[ivory timber]

Do you use Reddit?

[full sky]

yes

[vestal urchin]

I no no wanna 😔

[hazy sail]

good morning!!

[vestal urchin]

Mornin

[hazy sail]

why is joja here

[deft rune]

I don't know

[deft rune]

Also good morning, Fried

[low basin]

Good morning all

Also Joja is pretty cool

[foggy harbor]

[late mango]

I NEED 3 MORE LEVELS

TILL I CAN TEXT

IN VC

[foggy harbor]

hello everyone

[late mango]

till i can talk in vc*

[cobalt hare]

you mean speak in vc?

[late mango]

lmao

yes

ima talk as much as i can

im a chatter box

blah blah

I NEED LEVEL

level now

[cobalt hare]

took your speaking rights

sad times

[waxen tiger]

Morning to you Mini

[vestal urchin]

Its almost midnight but I js woke up ao

[late mango]

bruh

howd you first wake up at midnight..

[waxen tiger]

You need to be level 5 to talk

[vestal urchin]

Yurp

300xp per level i believe

[deft rune]

Hey mini! What's up?

[vestal urchin]

2 minis go brr

[foggy harbor]

Sup, new here, been playing stardew since the release of the game

[deft rune]

Hey hey Minimecia, hey Julien!!

[vestal urchin]

Damnnnn

Since releaseee

[deft rune]

Welcome to the valley! That's awesome!

[vestal urchin]

Back in 2016 is wild

[foggy harbor]

Yeahh, game changed so much

[vestal urchin]

Fr

I've seen old pics

How do u not get bored

[past gate]

Welcome new member

[deft rune]

It's intriguing to see old pics from the game

[past gate]

With most games it is yes

[foggy harbor]

playing multiple different genre games helped me not getting bored from it lol

[foggy harbor]

oh i liked the oldest video from concern ape, before the release of stardew valley, i think he improved his pixel art skills alot

[cobalt hare]

hi all

[past gate]

what game is that called

[past gate]

Hello

[cobalt hare]

how’s it going

[late mango]

lmao

wait who u talkin to

whos anyon talking to

cries

[vestal urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-hamster-hamster-sad-hamster-meme-meme-violin-gif-12427766965802345224

[late mango]

https://tenor.com/view/for-eel-on-cod-no-carp-fr-fr-og-gif-5168366941299442332

[foggy harbor]

Oh it literally just stardew valley , so if u go to youtube , and search concernape and go to his profile, scroll all the way down, you could find stardew valley old trailer

[past gate]

So real

[past gate]

Ah I see

[late mango]

yuh

for eel? on cod? no carp?

[deft rune]

Hey what's up?

[past gate]

That was good I’ll let my fishing buddy know that one

[cobalt hare]

hey’ ! debating on making a farm 😭

[past gate]

Do it

[deft rune]

That's amazing!

[mild wasp]

DO IT!!!

[foggy harbor]

do it

[deft rune]

DO IT!

[mild wasp]

forgot to reply 😭

[past gate]

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

[late mango]

XD

yall funny

[nocturne igloo]

Hey

[mild wasp]

hiii

[cobalt hare]

okayyy

[late mango]

lmao

[past gate]

Hello

[late mango]

yo

how ya doin

[past gate]

I’m sitting in a closet at work

[ebon bramble]

balls

[past gate]

Getting ready to do my last trash run of the day

[past gate]

balls

[vestal urchin]

Yes

[past gate]

real

[ebon bramble]

b a l l s

[past gate]

Tomorrow I should be busy the whole day at work unfortunately

[ebon bramble]

just dont work

[past gate]

True

[ebon bramble]

just act like you are sick

[late mango]

?

[foggy harbor]

Whatuppp

[late mango]

chicken

[spark heath]

check out my pfp :D

[ebon bramble]

blicken

[late mango]

tricken

[ebon bramble]

flicken

[spark heath]

kickin

[foggy harbor]

Absolutely stunning

[ebon bramble]

stickin

[late mango]

nicken

[vestal urchin]

grickin..??

[ebon bramble]

what the ficken?

[vestal urchin]

Awesome saauce

[deft rune]

I love your username!

[spark heath]

thanks :DD

[spark heath]

what's your favorite sauce?

[spark heath]

thank u!!!!

[vestal urchin]

Awesome sauce

Idk tho thats such a random question

[spark heath]

valid

[ebon bramble]

what is this awesome sauce?

[vestal urchin]

Its pretty awesome

[spark heath]

I am an embodiment of random :D

[spark heath]

true

[vestal urchin]

Real

[ebon bramble]

pink sauce

[vestal urchin]

Ew

That stuff looked horrid

[ebon bramble]

blue sauce

[vestal urchin]

I'm ngl

Hmm

[spark heath]

orang sauce

[ebon bramble]

yum yum sauce

[vestal urchin]

Purple sauce

[spark heath]

Sriracha

[ebon bramble]

soy sauce

[spark heath]

tabasco