#stardew-valley
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each sacrifice is a prismatic shard btw
You can edit the amount of fish that appear in the config of the mod.
nothing compared to|| skull caverns||
Oh! I might have to look into it then 
RIP my mods folder, always increasing every other day possible lol
wrong
Do I continually need to water plants that regrow
kids sucks
Like strawberries
yes
then why have them ?
and fiber
sacrifice
mental
Even if they are fully grown??
hence the wasted shards
if theyre fully grown j harvest
and joy
theres no benefit ? lol
You don’t need to have kids
my joy
weird behavior
There’s no benefit
They regrow tho
And you are crazy
then yeah u gotta water
holy shit squid games
yes
i forgot i was still on the game oops
my joy tho
if the music didnt stop if i was in the menu for too long then id probably forget less
not like they are real kids
Yeah same
it’s funny seeing them all like go away
Thank god
and turn into crows
I wish music was continuous; or have a rainy day OST. It would've been nice
That’s so weird
not rlly
Yes rlly
Same
Like when you reach a certain level in the mines there’s music playing
nuh uh
Yes dude end of discussion
It’s crazy how Lewis wants us to get his shorts after knowing him for like a month
i have 220 casks now
literallyyy 😭
Crazy
i was like "why the heck are u trusting me with that??"
that sounds like a dream
Exactly
poor marnie deserves better
FRR
shoulda nvr trusted me now i hold them hostage to embarrass him every year
LOLLL honestly as you should
😭😭
I gave it to him
Because the luau had already passed
By the time I could get the shorts
I have the trimmed purple shorts though but idk if that would work
It’s not his actual shorts
what is the box in pierres shop for?
What box?
Special order deliveries. It’s a thing for a quest
It's used when you accept a special order from him
ohh thanks
Whats up?
Sup
not much hbu
The sky
Just on Spotify working on playlists
Lmao that's correct!
cool
couldve put them in the fair in fall
Stone farming early game makes me cry 
Although I still suffer from it in my other save which is quite late game haha
thats where i do it bc in the luau u lose points w everyone
I did and he wanted me to bring him but when I did it said wrong person on the bottom left of the screen

IM TRYNA KISS MY WIFE AND ITS GIVING ME
STOP 
ok I gave her one gift and now she’s kissing back
this happened to me once, idk what causes it
it was like right after we got married
Did you neglect her?
so i couldnt even do anything wrong
Need to brush your teeth first (just kidding)
maru is honestly cool but now one goes for her
im not gonna spoil but her cutscenes are really cool and sweet
Personally, I'm into emo nerds not science nerds
Plus he got daddy issues too
yes!! I tried to kiss her right after marriage and she didn’t wanna kiss back until I gave her one of her favorite gifts
She was probably nervous
its easy for maru, just a whole iridium bar 😂
My man Shane is happy with a hot pepper I've kept in my chest inventory for many years already 
Oh yea that's why no one romances her, she is so expensive 😭
Fr
not really thats just one of the worst ones
However if it thunders and you got lighting rods you can give her battery packs as gifts too
it’s when you don’t talk to her daily
Have you looked at her list of loved gifts?
lemme check rq
True ig
they lose hearts fast when you don’t talk to them
wait
I want to date kent so bad
[[Maru]]
if you use a rain totem on a thunder day the next one will be a thunder day
maru sucks ngl…
haley better
Too bad his married, also spoiler his name
dang
(this was nerfed in 1.6 and no longer works)
aw
Crazy take but ok
isthat a spoiler idk 🤷♂️ 😂
Feels like an anti-spoiler if anything
nuh uh
❤️

🫶🩷
women in stem

What do you love about her
what was the last emoji i don’t have it
everything
women..
pink heart
I was just boutta say that
how do you have that

idek ngl i just searched up heart and it was there
it’s a default emote on discord now
it still says the box and question mark for me
same, but I can still type it
update?
nah, it’s a phone update. don’t have the newest one so I don’t have the new emojis
could update my phone but I don’t wanna
takes up a lot of storage and just kinda slows it down
also I don’t like how the new clock on the Lock Screen works. the font is too thick
but theyll spend +1000 U.S. DOLLARS ON ROBLOX
LMAOO
my friends are the EXACT same
its an addiction istg
its terrible
Suckers
im tryna get them on sdv but atp its too alte
mine dress up on roblox and get an e girl☹️
E GIRL??
nooo 😭
they’d stopped a while ago but i would see another one like every day
oml thats terrible
do u guys think its a bit early to marry in year 2? should i wait instead
you can marry whenever you want it doesn’t really have any effect on anything
ok ty, i wasnt sure so i just wanted to check
Any ideas on how to get A LOT of slime other than killing them on mines, ||sc||, etc?
I need oil makers :>>
not really anyother way
dang it :((
i’m pretty sure there are more monster on bad luck days or a higher chance for monster (someone correct me if i’m wrong)
oh ok I'll try that
How about the slime hutch?
yea i have one
i’m sorry i don’t usually use it so idk
takes time to get profitable tho
Do I get slime there?
yes
Is it even worth it... how fast do u get slimes? i have the materials for it already
get slime eggs and a egg press
How do I fix the broken building in my Farm
thats the greenhouse i recommend the wiki causee i forgot ngl
Community center
do the community center
||greenhouse bundle on community center||
you've gotta finish the tasks from the community center
i think its the pantry one
hai,, i'm wondering if someone the wiki schedules are in some cases outdated or smth? today was a rainy day and sam was literally NOWHERE the wiki said he'd be, likei never even saw him in his room anywhere and like bro never came home... 💀
idk they might be?
i doubt it with there being spoilers for the 1.6 update on it too
or if they somehow have different schedules for co op games for some reason?? haleys schedule was messed up too
pennys was fine tho, she did her normal stuff so its confuisng me
it may have been somthing like that
I guess it depends what specific day it was.
Also if you have a late game area or mod unlocked they can visit.
mhm thattoo
were in y1 spring day 4 so i dont think thats the case for the second one, it was wednesday but it was rainy and i thought rainy overrided regular day schedules
Well, looking at the wiki he has 3 different rainy day schedules. The 1 specific in spring, and then 2 random ones.
can i bring the horse outside the farm?
Yes
Same thing as any other season just with less crops.
If you have 7 foraging, you can craft/grow the Winter Seeds from forage. They take 7 days to grow.
i always clear tje farm then so
If you don't have much to plant, Winter is a good time to reorganize and plan out your farm.
yes
I just farmed the foragables, and made tea saplings ||from carolines 2 heart event|| and each sold for 500, i got about 710 seeds from the foragables and a total of 155k :>>
Correct, which is why I mentioned crafting winter seeds.
Unlocked with lvl 7 foraging.
mining, animals, and foraging is my best friend during winter
I used a lot of wood and fiber for this tho
how do we take the house with us outside the farm?
get carolines 2 heart event, if u dont have it rn, the strat wouldnt really work out
Houses are inanimate objects, and don't usually move.
i got hers at spring year 1 so :>>
What are you asking?
The tea saplings got nerfed I'm pretty sure
They did
horse**
on 1.6?
Winter 1 is a good time to focus on your fishing and mining
yes
nnnghh I need a fire quartz so I can use the minecarts it’s the last thing I need in the bundle 😭
Yeah
oh i play mobile, still on 1.5 T-T
Damn lol
her in the greenhouse
Question, is it worth it to buy ore from Clint during your Year 1? Because the mines is a pain and not treating me well thus far 
how bad was it nerfed? i cheese as much as i can out of it early game
just tea sampling recipe in the mail, sells for 500g on 1.5 and 250g on 1.6
It was cut in half
to the mines lol
oh goodness, it was nerfed so bad
It was terrible
mining is a huge part of the game, if you haven’t lvled up ur stat all the way, go to the mine fr
fighter
I used to be able to get the bus going in spring
In 1.6 I had to finish it in fall
and also clint is weird i don’t want him to profit
Fighter
Ok thanks
dang
I hate cl*nt he hits on my wife
Clint tryna steal my girl Emily
Yea
yeah, pretty easy to make
Yeah it's 5 fiber and 5 wood
It tp back to the stable at night
how many floors are in the mine?
so i can leave it anywhere and not care? it will comeback?
geodes
You don't have to plant them. Just craft then sell
Mhm
120
u can just sell the tea sampling for 500g/250g
this is gonna take forever 😭
is level 90 mines good for 1st season year 1
definitely not... theres 100% other ways to make money
which one is better?
It used to be very profitable
Until the nerf….
Gatherer
I go for gatherer
dont worry, thats what i thought aswell xD
mine and fish 😄
u could fix your farm too, u could do a lot of stuff 0-0
It's not too bad. I'm usually able to finish the mines in spring yr 1 or early summer
Emily actually treats me so nicely and doesn’t complain 24/7 wtf
For first year
Plant potatoes to get money for strawberry in egg fes
Sell all the strawberries to get money to plant blueberries in summer
Sell blueberries to get money for cranberries in fall
After that prep for Y2
Pumpkins in fall*
both are good. Forester is better now while Gatherer is better later. In this case there is truly no wrong answer. (Note that you can respec later in the game)
I fuel Shane's alchoholism for fun
Cranberries only good if you make enough money to fill the spot you want.
Otherwise, getting more than double the pumpkins is better
If you're talking to a new player suggesting money making, probably not tbh
Best leave it for Y2
cmon its not that bad, u can do a lot of stuff u normally wouldnt have time for, i finished my sprinklers by early winter jsut by mining
Just to be sure, after blueberries are already fully grown how long does it take for them to regrow blueberries?
Pumpkins are only a little worse than cranberries in g/day when sold raw... But again, you can buy more than double the seeds (plus using any fertilizer is better on pumpkins)
That strat is good if you have kegs but cranberries are a good source of income at first imo since it keeps producing after first harvest
3 days interval
Cranberries are extremely overrated, and only good if you aren't using fertlizers of any kind AND have enough to money to fill the set space you've decided to use for crops.
I should go and do the math, but I'm pretty sold on Cranberries tbh
Soly’s alive
You should definitely go do the math then.
wiki does the math for me xD
I personally always do a mix of cran and pkin in year 1 fall
who won the debate! pumpkins or cranberries?
Same, I use my 40 basic sprinklers for cranberries (because I have enough money to fill this space), and then whatever quality sprinklers I've made get pumpkins.
sweet summer child, no one ever wins this kind of debate
Pumpkins gang
pumpkin had a better argument imo
i never finsih the cc on year 1 so... i just go cranberry and by year 2 i have 2 fields each for different crops, 1 for money 1 for quest and cc etc
i def wanna try finishing cc on year one tho, my strat is jsut a bit clunky
The only reason to go for cranberries (or blueberries) is that it's very satisfying to pick them up
I love the "pop" sound it makes
personally I'm a big fan of cranberries getting an early first harvest, time matters
I do CC and doesn’t use fertilizer to in fall I do 60 pumpkins and 50 cranberries for each harvest so I can have the chance for 5 gold quality pumpkins
TRUEE
this is so real
im a pumpkin girlie.. i barely buy cranberries
Real
especially if you're going for year 1 CC, getting the deluxe barn early enough for pig to grow up is important and it's harder to do that with pumpkins' longer growth time
True
You need those pigs to grow for truffles and other bundle stuff
So early money is better
Jinx (?)
Ok... This being uneven for quality sprinklers setup bothers me 😂 (Y1 Fall)
mhm agreed
The most satisfying thing to pick up is coffee tbh
fiber....
That's how I'm feeling right now lol. I'm in winter so decided to redecorate and now my quality sprinklers have 3 spaces being unused D:
Decorating is fun but when there's so much to move around I want to cry
lol
More pain and suffering
You’ll need more sprinklers ig
That way you can put scarecrows on the bottom 👀
Oh wait I guess I could also place sprinklers on the grass...? I haven't really tried
So they don’t have to stand inside the field
Oh and this too! I could make the scarecrows bordering the field rather than within 
My precious tiny beach farm space
At the end of the day, both crops are amazing
It's just what the player chooses
yeah im not too into the which is better crop debates bc i rlly dont care LOL
if i see money go up i am pleased
It’s just when we give advice we do try to give the best option
And not having a fixed option to recommend is 🥲
I just started spring year 2
oh ya for sure
And like I was a new player once and I did just want a clear, concise, short answer on what I should do
I think when I did the math before it was weird
- if you have a lot of kegs, mix pkin and cranberry
- if you have only a few kegs, pkin
- if you're spending all your money, pkin
- if you're filling a specific plot with seeds, cranberry
I'm feeling lazy to do the math again
When I asked “What should I plant for this season” I expected 1 answer
rip. But in this case I would say "pkin or cranberry" is reasonable lol
not like spring crops
the spring crops flowchart is a joke
Sighh
theres one ? 
The fact there's a debate about it should be read as 'they're both fine options, just pick what you want' for a new player tbh
Wait elaborate on number 4 pls what does that mean
I’m indecisive!
I will always advocate for pumpkins > cranberries. But it doesn't mean cranberries are awful, just overstated for the wrong reasons imo
if you're planting a fixed number of crop tiles, cranberry has the best return on space filled
the price on cranberries is enough to put me off if im poor
Also as a new player I processed cranberries cuz I thought process = good
It was in fact not the right way to do it
I keg cranberries unironically because I have more kegs than plants at the end of winter y1
There is one very clear edge cranberries have over pumpkins
When year 3 hits
Actually lemme get the surplus screenshot
Basically, the difference between
"I'm going to Pierre's with 50,000g, I'm going to spend ALL of this money"
vs
"I have 15 quality sprinklers, I will plant no more than this, I have enough money to fill this space"
In the option 2, cranberries are better (unless you add fertlizer into the mix)
And that's the ||greenhouse||
am I high or do the footsteps follow the tune of the Pelican town theme
for a new player, ideally you want a cheap plant which maximizes profit per harvest
this includes potatoes/beans/hops/blueberry/grape since they produce multiple per harvest and one time harvest
Yea..
I did not have the kegs to process them all and I thought I was supposed to process them all 😔
- Do you have strawberry seeds saved from last year on Spring 1? Plant those.
- Do you have buyable Rhubarb seeds on spring 1? Plant those.
- Do you have a surplus of coffee bean? Plant those.
- Plant potato until spring 13, then plant strawberry
spring flowchart bad
Yea but these don’t have great returns either
please never recommend beans to new player btw lol
Except potatoes those are good for y1 spring
Green beans only give 1 per harvest iirc
And the price is..
ppl be having left over strawberry seeds from the year before... i plant all of it immediately 
fair
buy 999 from pierre lol
this isn’t in her way right??
Sometimes I do be just buying more than I can physically water that year
wait so are ||starfruits or ancient seeds|| better?
Starfruit
spouses are fine with house decorations, don't worry about it
yea my point is you dont have enough money as a new player for the initial cost of seeds, so the cheaper multi-harvest ones are the safer option
ok phew
oh don't start that again
i j checked the sell value for green beans and damn i didnt think it was that bad LOL
What I usually do is just safe like 10 strawberries to seed-make, then plantt hose in the greenhouse and seedmake those for Spring next year. The rest of the strawberries I got (which is 40 basic sprinklers worth) get sold.
this debate has been going on since version 1.0 of the game
for keg? then do i just trash my encient fruit xD
obv youll make more money planting cauliflowers or melons, but can you afford the 200 gold per seed in the first place?
I do exactly this, but with like five strawberries
I was worried it was in her path and she couldn’t get to her room
i did this in a save :o i wouldve done it again if i had greenhouse
nah don't worry about it
Right well.. there are better multi harvest options than those…
I love my wife she does so much more than shane
what do i do with it then?
keg both
sure, go with those
AF is better gold/day Unless you have a growth speed buff of 33% or more. Also has a convenient regrowth timer and less work since you don't need to replant. HOWEVER it takes a long time to get a lot of the seeds.
SF can be bought in-mass asap, and also better for Casks (though you shouldn't be stockpiling wine waiting to age).
So really, it's more about preference, they're both good.
why is gi blocked by the server?
how long do bean things take to grow again?
I am in the process of making 960 plots. just make overwhleming amount of plots, plant a bunch of expensive things, sell expensive things make money!
Tldr
Ancient fruit if you're lazy
Starfruit if you're not
Because any word that starts with those 2 letters when talking about this game is likely post-cc Content, and can't be talked about in this channel
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Giant
It’s considered post CC
Hm
huh ok, i spoilered it tho 0-0
i find it annoying how long ancient fruit takes to grow initially so i j prefer starfruit :p
It’s not allowed at all
Genshin Impact isnt related to stardew valley
ohhh
That’s why it’s filtered
ok
Those spoilers can’t be mentioned in this specific channel
no not genshin xD

also yea post CC content 
cause the cool stay here I guess?
As I am still here too hahahaha
One can never escape being a new farmer
noooo
I lurk here because I like answering questions. I have 2k hours in the game
I’m still a new farmer myself cuz I’m still learning
seasoned farmers know too much for me to go in there
i only go there to ask abt 100%
I have a little over 150(?) hours in the game and I’m still learning new things
Back in the day I hold left click for 5 minutes trying to buy things in bulk
Until I learned there’s a shortcut
i bought like 125 seeds by accident bc of this
yk what i stay gere aswell xD, i feel like the seasoned farmers are the ones that do an immaculate amount of computation just to min-max and would do everything for a single dime
i usually buy by 5s and didnt realize i was doing by 25(?)
im scared 0-0
yeah.. im not a min max player i am playing to vibe
Seasoned isn’t that bad
In fact it’s more chillax cuz you don’t have to tip toe around post CC spoilers
im a bit of both but never completely minmax
Plus they can give more efficient advice cuz some stuff for efficiency is post CC
wait hehe, what do i do with mayors shorts
i obv dont wanna give it to him
i put them up in the fair
I have at least 1 hour in the game I think I'm a new farmer
Luau, or Grange Display
oh hehehehe ok then xD
luau it lowers friendship tho i think
Not if you spent more than 1 hour in the wiki
Bold of you to assume I didn't spend an entire month's time in the wiki
thats fine xD
I have spent more hours staring at the wiki than I have playing I feel like
I spend a lot of time on the wiki 0-0
Me when I accidentally bought way too much wood chippers because of this too 
checking how to get this and that and everything
My phone is always right next to my laptop just for the wiki
It's becoming unhealthy at this point
I open the wiki before I open the stardew cuz I have no split screen
im the other way around, i play on mobile and wiki on laptop
switch gamer 
Same same
does gatherer work on truffle?
Fr I plan the day in game so better than I do in rl
Yes
Yea where do we get truffle
Pigs dig them up
bruh, i regret forester now 0-0
So I have to get as some pigs first?
i still havent gotten the sewers unlockeddddd
You can switch later. Just make good use of forester for now
barn first, the deluxe ones 0-0
Me neither, which year are u
spring 5 year 2
Ahugh
Bro u are doing so much better than me
I am in summer 27 year 2
I love Krobus so i try my best to unlock sewer asap in any file
oh dang, i jsut check on yt for money making strats and random tips 0-0
How
i love krobus too but im marrying some1 on this playthrough T-T
Well
Break all geodes
Go to mines a lot
Hoe every artifact spots
I regret not looking through any of it, I mostly spent all of my shit on bs things, and stupid stuff in the beginning
I sugest Saving all geodes to get articfacts
One Good way is skull caverns you get lots of omni Goedes which can get you the sewer in no time
|| skull cavern || is a spoiler
guys demetrius is asking me if i want to attract mushrooms or fruit bats, which one should i do
hehe definitely a bit funny as a new player, i messed up a lot too, i missed the strawberries on spring year 1 cuz i planted my crops late
1.6, mushroom is better
Bats for communtity center mushrooms get money your choice
Whichever
I’m a mushroom cave girlie but 1.6 they are about the same…
im on 1.5 so i go with the fruit cave
thank u guys!! /gen, im gna go with mushrooms
I picked mushrooms
I don’t even make money from mushroom early on anymore
goodluckkkk :>>
1.5 mushroom is better btw
1.6 || nerfed the mushroom production rate ||
Im on year 3 in summer and i have made 11 million gold total, is that good or slow for my time?
They dont matter that much in the long run
For me there's no right or wrong ...because I end up forgetting to visit the farm cave most of the time lol
But early food could have been good
I cant forget about the cave cuz it’s my early game food source
year 2 i only made 500k in total T-T, I'd say thats good xD
aint that right..
Pretty decent
What version?
honestly, its pretty useless to me after it gave me what i needed for cc
The quality of live buffs are much more enjoyable
Is quality sprinklers before 2nd season good
Good
fr... im on mobile and im scared for 1.6 release cuz i rely on ||tea saplings, too bad they're nerfed||
With tea sapling you could snowball profit pretty early
Fix bus first spring then just go straight to year 2 crops in summer rather than berries
wdym by this?
you can fix up vault easily selling tea saplings in 1.5, then repair bus in spring, || plant starfruit in summer Y1 ||
||starfruit|| in year 1 😋 that’d be so much fun
ahhh so tea is useless, but tea sapling is good??
Mhm
i rmb caroline gave me a sapling before but i have 0 idea where i dumped it in
Well
Used to
Sure you have the recipe too
It’s less good now cuz 1.6 cut the || sell price in half ||
o it’s only 250g tho
Used to be 500
Yea
You can fix the vault bundle by selling 85 tea saplings
TWT i paid it off just with fishing
What are they using it for..?
This can be made with 9 of each forage
Some wood and some fiber
Or maybe my math is wrong idk
what happens to truffles with botanist and gatherer? 2 iridium truffles per harvest?
Question, I assume the effects of two [Small Magnet Rings] don't stack with each other?
They do.
definitely not, some rings do stack tho
Most rings stack, only a few don't
:OOO
Burglar ring doesn't stack for example
so double pick up range?
Yeah, until I get better rings, I usually just rock 2 glowstone rings
Woah that's neat! Thank you 
it says wild seeds!
Still no glow ring for me; I live in perpetual darkness
gotta minecraft that b and torch up
Yea
Wild seeds, fiber and wood
Wild seed is 10 for 1 of each seasonal forageables
Morning
ahhhh i gotta start stocking up on foragables
At that point just make a glowstone ring
:O
Morning~
Better off waiting for egg festival strawberries rather than more cauliflower?
Yea
All rings are craftable
Yes I have the recipe, but not the materials atm
I haven't really been returning to the mines after I got my steel (pick)axes
2 harvests of strawberries is more money than 1 harvest of cauliflower
And this is not counting the potential extra strawberries
The biggest thing learning curve in this game is understanding eras
The wood era, the copper era, the iron era, the iridium era
Skipping the copper era and it is always the wood era
(you never truly leave the wood or copper era)
My wood stock is okay for now
Stone is where I suffer at for sure (but then again, I hardly visit the mines as of late; Y1)
It’s more like iron era -> iridium era -> wood era + copper era + iron era for eternity
My preferred method of farming rocks is resetting floor 1 and mine all the light grey rocks and boulders
Could get like 200-500 a day~
There usually aren’t mobs to worry about
All you need is enough energy
Yup, that's what I do! Just... I haven't been visiting it, yeah haha
I learned it while looking for tricks for Robin's special order. I kept getting the stone variation before the wood ever appeared
It wanted me to suffer in the mines
Wood era: your doing everything by hand everything is slow
Copper era: everything gets faster and you start to get tools to assist you
Iron era: tools are doing more of the work for you but you will still think about mining, fishing
Iridium era: advanced tools and mechanics the game becomes automatic for you
For most people wood era is about a season, copper about 2 seasons, iron is about 1 season and then iridium is at late Y1
That's a mood truely
The iridium era is when money is no longer a problem to you
hey, how's it going?
You shouldn't spend 25k gold just to upgrade a single tool unless you got everything you need
||produces every 2 days, instead every day, but it now comes with a free dehydrator||
Not all rings are
The monster goal ones aren’t

got it
i always ||forget to check it everyday so for me it's basically unchanged lol||
how do i do that glitch where you use ur scythe to the edge of a piece of land and you can walk anywhere you want?
i keep turning around when i do that
does anyone even choose it
the ||fruit bats|| are just so much better
i always choose ||mushrooms||
i feel like the ||fruit bats|| are kinda bad personally
i guess in my head i'm like
||in y2 on, i'll always have fruits of every type, but it's always going to be a chore getting mushroos unless my cave does that||
I agree with this. Makes the bundle so much easier + don't have to buy trees.
i like them more, can get me out of planting a tree
wait im getting married in 3 days xD, how does this work? do i have to bring anything, is it possible that i miss my own wedding xD
No you can't miss it, and you don't need anything
who did u marry
oh ok ok
nah it's just like every other festival
all u gotta do is show up and ur good
Haley my queen :DDD
real
You don't even have to show up, it auto takes you there when you wake up.
Also Leah is the best, no debate.
That's who I'ma marry
ohh, it woudl've been funny if concernedape made it so that its like an event and if we dont get there, the next day they'll be mad, kind of like their attitude after divorce
I feel a bit silly, imma marry my homie sam next time xD
Leah seems nice 0-0
Okie dokie
:OO my first level 10 skill, farming :OOO
my fishing is still at 8, idk how, i barely fish
I'm gonna be real with you, I use the skip fishing mini game mod nowadays
I put like 20 years in fully vanilla farms then found that mod so I feel like I've earned a little laziness xD
would never do that, the mini-game is the entire point of the fishing T-T, i feel like i would actually at some point, i'd be too lazy
I've done pleeeeenty of the minigame. Also if you play co op, fishing doesn't pause so it's kinda required
ohhh
Does this game have a dark mode? Every time I open it I get flashbanged.
I believe you can change the brightness either in the menu or in your system specifically for sdv but I could be wrong
If you want to know the chances of hooking a particular fish in a location, or just want to experiment with fishing setups, visit https://brokencygnus.github.io/stardew-fishing-calc/home
(1.6 Spoilers!)
Anyone want to start a new pc world with me?
sorry my bad
it’s good
Depends on season
its learning curves, alot of people come in looking for people to play with
Oooh has anyone seen the new banner?
yes, mtn lake is best in spring
For when it’s raining river is best
For sunny then lake
alright my plan is to stock up on cash, buy fiberglass rod, get bait, and catfish
it's season, weather, and time dependent (and also depends on your ability to fish out hard fish).
spring: Mountain Lake ( ☀️ ), forest river ( 🌧️ )
summer: Ocean
Fall: Forest River ( 🌇 ), Ocean ( 🌃 )
Winter: Mountain Lake
Catfish is from river or secret woods
yea ik
best fishing locations, assuming nothing changed in 1.6
catfish sell for a lot
ik
alright thanks

Gay dew valley
Pride-Dew Valley
._.
Hey, welcome to valley! Gustavo
Welcome!
Yeah uhh, hi
How you doing?
guys it’s pride month huzzah
Yeah! Happy pride Month Shane enjoyer!
happy pride month dew!!

Happy pride month!!
how many days we need to get stardrop from our npc couple?
i want to divorce asap 
Anyone know when the switch version will drop?
omg love the pride icon!!
it will come when it comes
hi
it's gated by friendship points, I think it's 12 hearts. You monster.
Who are you divorcing?
i gave them their favourite gift, but the heart doesn't rise
harvey :'D
one gift is like 40-80 points (plus modifier)
one heart is like 250 points
Give them a gift every day. It takes a little while!
That makes sense
wooo the new server theme is epic
yeahhhh 
Fr!
i see
thats whyy
thank youuuuu
i think it’s 2 favorite gifts to up one heart
right
okayyy
Hai
hello!
hii!
Hey welcome to the valley!
hii
Omy welcome to the valley Shane enjoyer! I just checked your bio lmao didn't realize you just recently joined. Sorry about that 
this is the perfect time to embrace my love for girls and date all the bachelorettes at once
Don't forget the rabbit's foot
how do I get permission to talk in vc
I think I'm blind lmao
You gotta level up to cowpoke to have access to talk on Vc and send pics
level up 😣
You just need to be active here and chat
I wanna hop on but it’s 10:30pm and my bed is comfy what do I do 😭
No I mean, just text here lmao
It's 12:40 am here
I messed up my sleep schedule
How bad can it be
It’s ok if it’s comforting when I first discovered stardew my daily schedule is play stardew from 6 pm to 11 am then go to sleep from 11 am to 6 pm
Stay up till 12 pm and wake up at 3pm
this is so real
Bro sleep for 3 hours
I stay up tell like 5am wake up at 7am 😊
Idc how good a game is they will not take away my 7 sleeping hours
need this mindset
Sweet!
Same I was doing great going to sleep at 10 pm and waking up at 8 am now I’m falling asleep at 8 am and getting up around 3 pm
gaydew valley
I don’t sleep so I ingest inhuman amount of caffeine
I’m currently on my fourth bang sense 3 PM
What a way to join the conversation Lmao
Men are hot 😊
That doesn't sounds good or healthy 😲
real
Trust me it’s not
Agreed
i like to make an impression
And it was an amazing one
Women <3
BOTH 
Men and women
Yesss

And none 
Literally everyone 😭
Embrace the aroace
Yeah!
same but with abby!
the rock eater!!

Don’t eat Dwayne
Idk why but Elliott is hot
I still want polygamy in stardew- PLS mr concerningmonkey
Nah
May i introduce you to the power of mods
home of sexual 
Yes
it does exist, you just cant get married to multiple people
Yeah!!
I mean
Sadly no mods for playstation 😞
It's LGBT month now?
you can have multiple partners but not multiple spouses
Rip
Or 1.6 update..
always is lgbt month
Epic
I need to stop drinking caffeine
I thought the whole point of polygamy is to have multiple spouses
I did a while ago and its nicr
happy pride month chat!!
well the point is to have multiple people as a partner, not a spouse
I’ve had 5 cups of coffee 7 bangs and one redbull
Happy pride month beedy
Or at least try to only drink like one cup of coffee or one can of energy drink
I don’t know how I’m not dead
I tried to call you a trash! Panda and it blocked it rude
You can have polyamory (kinda, in this game you kinda just cheat on a bunch of people cuz they dont know ur dating all of them)
But not polygamy
i love being omni and NB
just like in real life, you cant be married to two individuals
That's a good question
That’s bullshit
This is gonna be a controversial topic but what about some religions
I want to marry men
i mean- yeah some do allow it
I'm bi 
Very very close! but not quite it
i’m bi and nb
WHY CANT I SAY I LOVE RATCOONS
I need to see a Millie Bobby Brown Stardew character rn

ratatouille
Same 😊
You just said it
azalea banks is coming for you
Not if it’s lower case
or racacoonie? (everything everywhere all at once reference)
For some reason
I got the greenhouse restored finally woot woot. Mid summer year 2
I don’t like being single 😢
Being single is fun
I mean kinda
midsummer? great movie
lol
No responsibilities to your partner means I can play stardew all day
Question now is how do I make the best use of it
Ancient fruit
I do have a couple of those ready and waiting
Yea make seed from them and fill that GH up
process them and fill the entire greenhouse with them
iridium sprinklers in a layout (i forget what it looks like)
Yeah, ancient fruit and fruit trees around the perimeter
Nvm I dont know the commands…
Sigh
Yeah that I’ve slowly been crafting seeds as I get another fruit in my outdoor farm
Yeah just search up a greenhouse layout, you’ll find one
Cool cool
I have a total of 2 oars to my name lol is there a place they show up more?
You can craft them, or buy 1 every Friday from Krobus
stardew valley but gay
|| iridium is abundant the further down skull cavern you go ||
you may not have much of it now but TRUST you’ll end up with more than you’ll know what to do with
im going to be honest. ive never seen oars before
Or a lot of bombs
Real
I have seen oars before
Unless I have false memory then nvm
Oars?
Ah ok haven’t found that. ||Quarry cavern|| keeps kicking my arse on the first floor lol
|| skull cavern is in the desert which unlocks after you repair the bus. Also spoiler quarry cave pls it’s CC bundle reward spoiler ||
how do i catch a catfish bro😭
i cant get better gear as of now and im at level 3
im also at day three
Well then
Maybe you’ll wanna try again another time and raise your fishing levels in the meantime
Give me a farm name I’m starting a new save
Well what are you thinking of
Idk
At this point I’m just thinking of naming it’s sleep deprivation because that all this game does to me
Chicken pot pie
Nah cuz I was gonna say Samsung Galaxy if you dont have a direction you wanna name it in
Name it Sleepy Meadow idk
Any one have a farm I should pick
What version
1.6
milky, assuming youre asking what version, 1.6 you would pick the new one right?
My farm name is whatever comes to mind at the moment
Again, my first file was named Hater so…
Oh lovely
It was also my most successful file
i think my first file was “Yayyy”
Gotta mean something
mine was arcadia after one of my fav games
Happy pride month 
Happy pride
seeing the black hole in interstellar:
actually i have no idea when the black hole is shown
it's gay wrath month
i love being gay!
PRIDEEEEE
how do yall take photos of your full farm again
gay junimo
I think settings and then there is a photo option
I forget so I use the snipping tool
If i remember right
ok thx i'll check that out
real
If its not im sorry
No problemm
how much fish would i have to catch to go from level 4 to 6 in one day
Hmmm i think different fish give a different amount of xp
im mostly doing mountain fishing, open to whatever gives the most xp

Hmm id say around 50 fish maybe?
is it true that if you marry Sam he won't give your pet water?
More or less but thats a estimate i have
Do any of them give your pet water
I think all bachelors/bachelorettes give the pet water
damn i prolly wont make it then
ill try to get it tomorrow while catfish farming
ill work on it today
It might not actually be 50 fish since i made a guess
I'm married to Emily and sometimes she gives water to my cat.
Ah
Hello everyone. I have a question about livestock farming. Which of cows, sheep, and goats is the most profitable? Which is the worst?
i calculated it and the fish that gives alot of xp(like 20-24) and it would need around 83 fish
I think goats for goat cheese
Goat def. Sheep is worst
Good morning!!!
Damn the calculationss
o/
honestly prolly less cuz i have a bit of xp rn
Probably don’t rely on animals for profit
sheep is the cutest though 
Real
I'd argue rabbits are wayyyy better
Still impressive tbh i cant do quick math😭
Ducks are cute too
used a calculator 😭

I've never managed to have my ducks grace the pond on my farm
I forget what i put in whenever i use a calculator ngl😭
They look happy 🥹
||dinosaurs|| are my favorite
🆗
i just added how much xp was for both and divided by 24
Wuh why
steal their feathers
but somehow you still won't find happiness
HOW COULD THEY 😡
I just made some bomb fish sticks
best girl
Isn't she third wheeling??
I was going to go abi but idk now
third wheeling?
do I gain server exp by chilling in VC's even if I cant talk yet?
no
I don't think so
you only gain xp by texting
sadge
okay i'll jsut type here every couple minutes
bet
No, type here 5 times a minute!!!
lol why 5x?
5 is always better than 1.
If I were to say, you want 1 block of chocolate or five blocks of chocolate, which would you prefer?
not in golf
It'll get you warnings anyway like that person did the other day 😮
lmao someone got warned nice
only dinosaurs play that. and one astroid show them a "hole in one"





