#stardew-valley
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yea later on i got another and did that
Hello
ya i heard that
The seed
INSANELY GOOD
RARA HIII
Hi
Can't really get rid of museum decoration. Just stuff it in a chest somewhere
ok
umm i meant the actual plantable one btw
One seed you donate then you get a free plantable seed and recipe to make the seeds, keep the plantable seed till you get the greenhouse so it will always produce stuff
aw darn ok, I've been doing that and its filling up so many chests haha but thank you
save them both for greenhouse
Yeah
i have successfully filled my greenhouse with coffee plants
ok
Bro is on that coffee grind
thats what i did once i learned
nice dude
them triple stop espressos aint gonna grow themselfves
Bro I accidentally planted mine without knowing what it was so I've been putting off getting to winter for SO LONG😭
I've made jelly with it tho:)
planted what?
does it matter where i fish?
yes
i got the greenhouse in year two cuz i was missing a singular parsnip from spring crop bundle
You get different fish from different locations
you can get different fish in different areas
dang
is the ocean ok considering im not even level 2 yet?
well at least you didnt throw it away like me 😭
Ima be real I'm a hoarder in this game
yea you can start anywhere really
same
I have so many damn minerals in a chest and I don't even know if I can make things with them
In spring, mountain lake will be best
is there a way to get more prismatic shards when you alredy have one
or is it pure luck
because i have one and idk what to do with it
luck
mb
Post CC content can't be mentioned here
who up stardewing they valley
It's chill
What you said can't be mentioned even with spoiler tags
sorry
CC?
Community center
This does have post CC spoilers so it can't be shown here
does that mean after you complete everything in community center?
Lemme remove a certain man from it lol
Yup! That content can't be discussed here to keep late game content away from new players
best strat to catch a sturgeon ? 😢
community center is what i look forward to the least, now i know i have to do it 😭
Are you struggling to find one or to actually catch one?
It's a regular fish in the mountain lake during summer in winter. I'd try to have at least fishing level 4-5. You can also buy a trout soup from willy to give you an extra boost
what bobber should i use?
i tried the one that like hooks onto the fish but it js makes it more difficult
Trap bobber is great
That one is really bad. It only works for low difficulty fish
Think so
looks good to me
I'm sorry but the way shane is hidden behind a strawberry😭😭
It's like when you put a sticker over someone you don't like when you buy a yearbook
lol
He's hiding
He's shy
he is
i appreciate your help a lot!!! :3
No worries 
I love my Pinterest sometimes
Water is clear enough to see a fish through it but not Shane's feet
I don't see his footwear on the dock next to him either, so they might still be on his feet
..thats not a fish tis a lily pad
i thought that was alily pad
Are there lilypads in the valley? 
i think so
Hm...

how do i check my level 😭
In server? /lvl in #governors-mansion
oh, tysm!
I wish I didn’t get Haley as my secret friend
Hey, I can't rearrange items in the museum?
I've done it before and know where to do it, just nothing happens when I interact with the papers next to Gunther
I've tried leaving and re-entering the museum, but it didn't work. Any ideas?
that just reminded me i have harvey as mine this year
It should work
Nice
what is the significance of going mining? does it make money?
It's more about the resources than about the money. The ores and monster loot are used in tons of crafting and other stuff
many things tbh id say! getting materials for recipes, completing quests, stuff for the museum to donate, sometimes cute random things too
||to make a sprinkler||
it’s a good way to find geodes which you can open for artefacts for the museum and materials for crafting i didn’t like mining at the start but now one of my favourite things
Lewis looking at the board 👁️👄👁️
every time sam says this im like ughhh he needs me againnn to do something (lol jkoe haha)
well probably bc their character is a girl haha
welcome!
I just gave George a leek, and he's talking about wanting more leek 😭
So I wonder if he's looking for a way to see the farmer or just only asks cute girls for sand fish
Does he know I'm married?
I wonder too lol
struggling to build enough kegs and jars to sustain my costly lifestyle in stardew rn
Very specific about who he asks for sandfish from
What do you think?
Real
he said if ur not serving dont even bother bringing me one
I'm no girl but I can serve if I have to
yess serving is universal
You can't be a server and not serve
just like his dad yeaaah
hii
Haley posts them similarly. Male farmers see them as "I need a big, strong man to bring me ____" and female farmers see "GIRLS ONLY: I need ____. You know what it's for."
She has a neutral one too, though: "I will 🩷 you forever if you bring me ____"
i want to court the stardew mothers so badly :/
I never collect the rewards if I see something I don't like
The weirder one is Lewis asking for truffle oil
i just got this quest the other day and i was like…. hello
so real the one thing that brings the stardew community all together is wanting to date the moms
Surely he just wants to craft a rain totem. Surely.
Demetrius
Demetrius probably wouldn't neglect his family for science if his family was me instead
press x to doubt 
Hi!!
reading this as "with mr :3" is so funny like someone goes by mr. smiley-three-face
Why does Lewis need truffle oil?
||lubricant||
Demetrius is overhated tbh
HAHAHAHA
Pretty sure that's the intended joke
not to be confused with mister 
you can call me mr smiley three face
lmaoo two very diff people

ok but… truffle oil cannot be good for this 😭😭😭😭

Idk how to feel when my character does the owo emote without me wanting to
Welcome! @shrewd tinsel
i just embrace it that the farmer is always a furry
hey i just got my first prismic shard what should i do with it?
how do you explain the owo faces and talking to animals
save it until you can go to desert
i can
You should donate it
stand in between those 3 pillars on the top right
while holding it
||Stand between the 3 pillars with it in your hand||
bet bet
thank u
i know you are a campfire but you really want to watch the world burn
you don’t want to know ….
I gotta think of a funny character to make my next save file farmer
Special massage? 🤨
I'm not making the character be little me
wait guys is there any way to check ur friendship level w your pet 😦
I don’t think so
The only way to know is when you get the message saying they love you
That means max
does it go down???
No
ah i just realised something else one of my mods does
you can see ur relationships with ur pets now on new update i think
Nvm
Hey Apple
unless i have a mod for that i forgot
thanks!!!
Why is there an orange emoji reaction? 😂
orange u glad there is an orange reaction
yeah i just checked i can see my relationship level with pets rn
it’s next to the crafting tab
i think that’s 1.6
Your pfp is amazing
I think it's 1.6
i’m on switch D:
ohh sorry i’m on pc i forgot
Same
I just realized i have 34 diamonds sitting in one of my chests
i think if i played stardew on my 6 year old macbook it would explode 😭
Same 😭
nah
And it’s my mom’s MacBook
Can you transfer progress to other pcs through your steam account? I'm getting a cool gamer boy laptop later this year for college work
yes join us
Steam cloud saves so yeah
Awesome
yeah it will keep ur progress on ur steam account
im built different ig
arent gaming laptops super nad
bad
I need something I can bring to college
i switch between my macbook and pc
I don't need a gaming laptop just a good laptop
i steal my bfs pc purely for stardew valley ngl
at this point i only use my switch to play stardew so i may as well keep on keeping on
i upgraded to pc and defiently recomend it
If I bring my laptop (my moms work laptop she doesn't use) to college it's really loud and would annoy people
pc >
So I'm getting a new one
just donate it to the museum
It’s expensive especially if you bay the parts to bulid it
Maybe a new one that can even work for minecraft with shaders
That would be kinda crazy
no it is expensive if you pay someone else to build it
thats true but i still think its worth it
my laptop is really good but it still cannot handle Minecraft shaders for whatever reason
i wish stardew economy was the real economy because selling a potatoe for 80$ would be awesome.
it’s expensive but it’s rly worth it if you are wanting to
I don’t have the kind of money to do that
lets make a gofundme
I wish
i did not even buy stardew valley myself a man bought me it amen 🙏🏻
Just say it's for charity
broke girls rise
im still broke from buying my pc 😅
☝🏽
stardew valley is the only game my laptop can handle for some reason
I don’t wanna lie to people
I need to find a really rich wife
oooh a reverse gold digger
campfire got the right idea
might have to go to zuzu city for this :/
wow is that charity fraud
Or like finish college and get a good programmer job
i play on switch too! i have a laptop but dont think it could hold up stardew lol i have to have it charging like 24/7
thatd work
I’m not going to make a gofundme relax
People say stardew runs pretty fine even on a toaster
you're off to jail!
Especially to raise money for me to buy a pc
can verify
i try it and my laptop just explodes
youd be surprised how ell stardew runs on crappy devices
i tried to upload this transparent profile pic on discord last night and the fan on my mac was like RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's not fraud if you use the laptop to work for charity
If it runs on mobile it should run on my laptop
its not fraud if you dont get caught
😭yall are
ok honestly u guys are inspiring me to just clear up space (i keep putting it off) and maybe trying to get it on here
^
hes ontu somthing
Everyday I lose a little bit more faith
i had stardew on my kindle itll be fine 😂
lmao thats cool honestly
if it can run discord and any browser except chrome at the same time it can definitely run stardew
kindle stardew is kinda nutty
when you completely lose it you will be just like me
dang.... okay slay omg
stay broke 😎
stardew valley is very stable for such a large game
now im getting excited
people make gofundme’s for cigarettes you are good
Terraria coded
Really?? That’s insane
thats sad
I'm sure they do
I'm not surprised
my friend almost made a gofundme for a vape but i just bought her one
i also had terraria on that same kindle
i’m not saying it’s a good thing tho
Why did you buy your friend a vape
nah let her buy her own shit
fax
so she didnt make a go fund me lol
Not to judge other peoples lives
now you gonna get taken advantage of
But as a friend I think it's a better thing to do to not encourage vaping
funding a friends nicotine addiction
personally i dont want to vape
when i go to community center all i see is foraging bundles, i thought there were also bundles where you have to collect some of the plants in the corresponding season?
so true
but i think the vaping is a little off topic
Once you finish some bundles more of them are unlocked
only slightly
i still agree with what yall are saying its just off topic
i’m just like sebastian
LMAO i was literally just typing a message mentioning sebastian in it
lol
to make it ~ related somehow ~
lol we’ve been friends since the 4th grade and she drove 2 hours to come pick me up that day so
🐟
great minds think alike
i cannot find a wild horseraddish for the life of me
Hi
hello
hello
Sebastian smoking is such a red flag for me
I didn’t even know that he smokes
hello
where ya looking?
everywhere
specifically
I wouldn't date anyone who smokes but I could fix Sebastian ong
lol
Delulu
eveywhere... ive went to every place in the map
i reccomend not looking in the mines
i think the foraging replenishes like every sunday in the game you might have to wait
no no I can fix him
💀
robin mentions a funny lil smell from his room, and sometimes u can see him lighting up like outside randomly
agredd
The other red flag is that he's a man but since it's just pixels I can get over that
That’s wild
yeah i found him smoking in the rain one day
right (he's so me)
maybe he smokes other things that are not nicotine if robin is smelling a funny smell….???
he smokes water vapor that's scented
thats what i always thought but
canon confirmed
😬
aight I'm off to work, have fun
u too!
hear me out
no
sebastian is doing vape tricks by the mountain lake again
sharpies
LMAO
hes blowing o's and walking through them
is he winning
Bro what do I give Haley?!? She’s my secret friend
Pink cake
sunflower
^^
somthing "pretty"
Don’t have neither of those
sunflower, coconut, pink cake !
There's not a lot of easy things she loves that I can remember
you slap her across the face for being a (censored)
Ooo my starfruit wine is done
she’ll take a daffodil!
NEVER
Bet
ah a true masochist i see
She really is a censored tho
who all hates haley
shes for the girls it just makes sense when u look at it a lil differently
Character development is not an excuse to acting like that in the first place
I have two hearts with her
WOAH WOAH WOAH not the haley slander.
being a censored until you get a bunch of gifts and attention
so basically just a gold digger
SO ACCURATE
You can have a tough past or attachment issues but it's not an excuse to act how she does
shes terrible
Haley slander is deserved
EXACTLY
to meee she just doesnt wanna admit her feelings yet, she never calls u ugly in the beginning she just makes fun of ur clothes its harmless imo
she’s just a little standoffish until you put in the effort
yea ill put in effort if she will
If you have to put in effort for her to not insult you she's not worth the effort
fax
to me when she says the thing about like ''ud actually be pretty if it werent for ur clothes'' or whatever im like oh so u think im pretty
definition toxic relationship
i like the energy IDK lmao just a personal thang
you enjoy tsundere rom-com anime dont you
not how ive seen it
i dont watch anime so i cant say i dooo (id give it a try not a diss in any way i just havent watched much tbh)
im installing a mod that lets me(delete) haley
personally that might hit a little different for me than others but haley has always come off as stuck up and rude to me
How are you enjoying Stardew Rhiannon?
share
Lewis too if possible
agreed
you should not be discussing that here
period
ok yall we are not going to turn the chat into a character bashing session
Why do people not like Lewis?
especially not in regards to murdering them
Hey Vanilla
hi
Mistreats marnie and corrupt mayor
How goes it?
exactly
im tired but im powering through it. sort of.
City funds go towards his pure gold real size statue of himself
i’m enjoying! i have about 70 hours in over the last few months
Poor marine
Lewis doesn't deserve marnie
but he sends you money if you befriend him
Cool, hopefully you will get 100% completion in the future
i expected better when i first met lewis
Money?
i’m nervous for my review from grandpa or whatever since i’m almost through year two…
lewis also asks you to find his shorts after only a month of knowing him 😭
Dw it's pretty easy to retake the test if you fail
im crying why is he like that
That’s when you pop off and decorate
i have the statue of him just sitting next to my bus stop mine cart for some reason
Make it look pretty
i’m about to move my buildings and do some pathing and fences !
I believe in you

how do i level up mining quickly
hit rock with pickaxe i think 😭
I was surprised with the review in my first time because I misread it as end of year 3 but it was start off year 3
Still passed tho
especially rock with gems or ore
mhm
congrats
let me simplify hit shiny with pickaxe
if that doesnt work im sorry my brain isnt big enough for your valid question
- Go the mines on rainy days for full energy bars to maximize mining experience
- Always break sliver rocks for guaranteed experience points, stone, and valuable resources
- Break gem and ore nodes to earn valuable resources, gems, and a significant EXP boost
do bombs work
always make sure you have food to replenish ur health in the mines too if ur starting out
In mines?
ye
Yes
helloo!!
hi!
Yes
hii
how r u?
love bombs
i ruined my farm with bombs by accident once
should i craft the little red ones and us ea slingshot
lmao same i instantly quit out
I’m good, yourself?
what was u trying to doing
Time to restart the day ig
omg i actually havent used that yet but ive been meaning to
gotta happen atleast once 😂
im good too
i can’t get this damn sturgeon to come to me 😢
you can …. slingshot bombs
i just restarted it but it’s always after i made so much progress that day
You can do it, I know it’s hard to catch it
"I. AM. A. STURGEON."
🐟 🐟 🐟
ughhhhh always works out like that i feel
i can’t even get one on the hook 😢
is there an easier way
where are you fishing?
mountains
ok good
how do i add images do i have to be a certain level
i got two first try w a trap bobber and wild bait at the mountain lake while it was raining in summer
where do i get wild bait
Level 5
do you have bait ? or might be you need to get the skill up a bit to pick up more fish or the rod you are using maybe
what season is it for you?
the fishing part was how i got into the game at first some reason
you can only catch the stuergon in winter or summer
it’s winter
||use a cork bobber or a trap bobber||
idk
i’ve tried a trap one
oh yeah you will simply not catch one in winter….
but the web.. says i can 😏
its more common summer
maybe you are fishing at the wrong time of day too
okay. i just needed some time to waste in winter
i dish from 10-7
fish
||from regular fishing, treasure chests, and golden fishing treasure chests||
some fish you can only catch between certain times
ye idk what thatd be for stuergon tho
yeah you seem to be doing it right idk that’s rly weird
just keep trying ig
are you trying to get it for bundles?
i think the travelling cart could be a good option too i see sturgeon a lot but depends if you need it for bundles
Awwww I was Vincent’s secret friend
There's the movies one that needs caviar you only get from sturgeon roe
he'll do that
is that a bundle idk
how do i reposition my chests
Be sure you get sturgeon roe once before donating the sturgeon
you need to take out the items first then hit with pickaxe
community center if you didnt know what cc meant
Remove all things or tap them intensely until they move one square at a time
walk into it and hold interact i think
i didn’t get any roe before i donated mine 
But without holding an item
i need to turn my home into a chest shed
Why not turn a shed into a chest shed
cheaper
shed expensive, home free !
fair enough lol
i need to go grind in the mines but i do not want to sigh
mines are fun imo
Yeah
The combat system feels kinda rough tho
I'd try joja but i played cyberpunk so down with corpo 🐟
how do you do this
its ok
fish pond
i don’t have one robin is upgrading my coop
i keep getting ambushed now that i’m level 120 in the mines and i get so scared im gonna die. i need to start utilizing bombs i think
Put them in a fish pond, the more of the same fish inside it, higher the chance you get items but they do reproduce naturally over time even if you only have one
but there is a limi to how many you can have
omg did i tell you i got a blobfish
Yeah 10
raise it by doing quests
i wanna put a blobfish in my pond
I am genuinely addicted. I haven't revised all this week someone help 🙏
i thought it was higher?
Then that's a 1.6 thing
Last time I checked it was 10
i might be wrong
you yearn for the farm
I haven't played 1.6 yet
i nevr pay attention the fish ponds
i only started using fish ponds receently
Nah not elliott
Omg I maxxed out my hearts with Linus I love him so much
What! He's so sweet and poetic
Apparently they're really good now thanks to a certain new item in 1.6 that works with both artisan and fisherman professions
Whatever the fish selling profession is called
I'll brb-
i put some with snails bc i just realised you could do that
Hi!
Oh I need a snail pond
also lava eel ponds are rly good
same here
i bought the game on a whim like "okay i know this is popular and ig they had an update i'll try it out it looks cute!"
spongebob narrator voice: 12 years layter
Hi
wassup
You can also have a seaweed pond and make a living off of selling fresh sushi
Rara!!
Nm hbu?
It's annoying when pond fish ask for seasonal loot
pretty good

Like bro it's fall I'm not getting a rainbow shell anytime soon
got a new whip 10ft today
I'm 1 level away from level 10 fishing 😔
That's cool
Dang I already made it to level 10 fishing
thank you
That's old
Feels like it's taking forever 😔
how do i know when i have a sturgeon on the hook
LUNA
Hello there

OLDIEEEE
You’ll get there
I'm fall day 11 btw 🥹
Hi hi
Certain fish do bounce a certain way so if you are able to remember the pattern then you'll know what fish is hooked
Hopefully in the next few in-game day's
Okay lemme play Blasphemous instead 😭 I'm on day 25
Yeah
Should I try sdv without mods?
No
You'll feel a world of a difference
I mean yes
i havent tried mods yet so
I'm a vanilla player I'll never use mods
Okay ice cream
fair enough
Smh 😒 I'm chocolate mint chip ice cream
I mod the Sims and thank heavens it's better. But I'm gonna get SV on Pc soon so it should be nice
I’m chocolate
Chocolate is pretty good ngl
It is
I'm definitely a turtle gal.
local store in my city has the best strawberry cheesecake icecream
Too chocolatey
Fr
No such thing
I want chocolate ice cream
Same!!
Vanilla but not the basic vanilla the fancy vanilla
hot take chocolate is worse than strawberry
Vanilla bean?
Vanilla with real vanilla and not vanilla extract is incredible
penny asked me how my day was🥹
I hate that vanilla is a way to say basic because vanilla is so good
Strawberry is amazing
Ooo chocolate covered strawberries
Omggg I gave her a diamond today. Always have some on hand for my special gal
So good
fax
Chocolate covered banana slices
Stop!!! I wanna try that
They make me go yuck
Yummmm
Yessss
theyre good
It’s so good
Guys offtopic?
Send some
I remember when I made chocolate covered banana cake
Not to brag but it was really good
Yes to brag actually
lol fair point
It was so good
i made peanutbutter bananacake
dont ask
peantbutter bananacake??
Man I love being good at cooking
h said dont ask
Same
same
it was with chocolate to
noice
hagelslag
And people say girls like guys who cook so I'm winning fr
isnt cakes and stuff baking?
bro im 6'2 and im 13
i win
anyway back to the game
yea ofc
Good on you lil bro
i give up
You shouldn't have told your age you're little bro forever now
Taller than me at 20
same here but im also a lil bro
was it good?
It's crazy that people on discord aren't immediately all of my age group
When I don't know peoples ages it's what it feels like
well we liked it and my cousin liked it enough she ate abour 3/4 of it and then puked she was 6
lol
I’m 4’10
That's probably cute
im 17 so i can atleast pretend i am above 18
at 20?
were still lil bro demonic
this is why i never react to lfg messages cause im always to young or to old
I'm pretty tall for where I live so whenever I travel anywhere it's a reality shock
like a 17 yo reacting to a 13 year olds lfg post feels wrong
I’m at 8 hearts with sam
Suddenly I'm not tall anymore
Omg 
🤷♂️ im chill
im from the netherlands im average global height yet i am a smoll potato here
I'm like 6 foot or something idk American measurement
And I'm like a giant here
People are just pretty short where I live
sorry i dont speak muricah
i do
height talk
ikr i just joined idk how old people are here but i’m 20
oh right this is stardew valley server
why am i so young 😭
I'm 23 lol 😂
lets go back to talking about the game
NO PLEASE IT'S LIKE A BLACK HOLE
Mushroom trees are really cute
My friend convinced me to incubate the void egg
im 20
Yesss
i wouldnt ever wanna use the co-op finding channel bc everyone is way to young i feel like lol
I'm 16
i dont wanna talk to teenagers on vc 
I dont wanna talk to people on vc
Jdjdicjsjd
omg finally someone within A year of my age
my generation made skibidi toilet and im ashamed of it
YESSS!!
It's crazy when you're chatting with someone and boom you find out they were 14 the entire time
now im insecure
I LOVE aquamarine
hhshshhhhh
i feel like its difficult to properly play sdv w/o vc
why ?
im 24 so if ur too-old im definitely-too-old lol
@vapid mango You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!
LMAO
i am smoll teenage baby
same
not me leveling up on that message
I will feed you purple underpants
We can both be too old 😯
i mean just dont talk to adults then on vc 🤷♀️ or in private
😭
idc where you live or who you are but thank you for existing
Anyways, Ive got the house upgrade for the extra beds but my partner is refusing to let me fill them, Ive slept a ton of times but the dialogue wont show up. What should I do?
Omg did we just become best friends?
jojomart more like jojofart
yknow because you have a issue with my age dont mean i stop talking to adults
ICONIC
metal af
who's the charachter in ur pfp
thank You,
I mean I'd join vc but everyone is muted and I don't wanna interrupt a game
Its a safety thing lol shit happens but good luck with that
Honestly I should be concerned about my mental age since most of my friends are minors
you have a crib right? all you can do is just wait i think
queen oona from disechantment !!!
I do
kids are random yeah
happy bday to ur friend
yes and now we are gonna make a christian minecraft server
There’s a chance every night
Just gotta be patient
Uh oh-
or farm
issa waiting game now 
Dude how is that?
I should probably mention I accidentally blew up the last co-op farm I was in
ooh it looks cool
(I did not know bombs blow up plants)
Christian minecraft farm
Not very realistic, should be a 0% chance for me LOL
exactly
its a very good show i recommend
thank youu
all im hearing is explosives expert
:D
how do you get explosives
Artisan or agriculturalist?
u make them
2 of them can blow up trees too btw
artisan
you are my mental copy which is bad cause i am a minor
artisan
or you can purchase them from the dwarf
I'm going to grind the mines after I get 1 more level to max out my fishing 🎣
is it better to make ancient fruit into jam or wine
THERES A DWARF?
unless you dont have many stuff to make goods with then agriculturalist first
very expensive though
Wine 1000%
Well get that 7k rod sirr
WINE
wine
i always forget he exists bc i nvr see him
aight, Ill make it into jam then
OMG YES
dont you lose money if you mke jelly
yeah in the mines, behind the weird rock

I already do lol you goof I told you that the other night 🥹
how do u get rid of that rock
I happen to have an ancient fruit growing rn? How much is the wine worth?
No? you just make less. it costs 0 dollars to af
I dunno
Silver+ pickaxe or bomb
wine wine wine
I was going thru somethinggg but I'm happy you got your rod!
thats wht i meant
This community is nice
it is
upgrade your pickaxe or use a bomb
I'm here for you 🥹 DM whenever
well once you have your first seed and the seed maker thingy I think the af production kinda just snowballs from there
Thank ya mate!! Sure will!
idk what to put in preserve jars so i just put extra stuff in there when the kegs are full
Until two guys start arguing about their ingame waifus
The thing that's funny but makes sense is that it's one of the only communities I'm in that's mostly girls
There's also the animal crossing one
it is?
ew girls, run away 😛
Awesome sauce
can u make more money off animals or crops
80% of the people I watered flowers for were girls
Crops usually
Right lead them all to me
speaking in code?
theyd run away from you
Hi :)
ya but like 0 gold 
Speaking in animal crossing
Is crops growing 10% faster a noticeable difference?
hello, welcome!
Having gold is fun
Flower breeding was very profitable in the online market
poverty isnt
skill issue
Depends on the situation but it can make a decent difference like with Starfruit
You'd be surprised at how much people paid for my excess gold and blue roses
i speak gnomish jib jib jab jab jib jib jib
im not talking abt me
Thank you 💕 would anyone like to help me think of farm names haha I've been here infront of my computer for an hour (I wish I was lying)
what would you say is the best fertilizer for af
Waffles
Should I give Sam a bouquet?
no
If you like the dusty boy
It's always nice to be kind
if you like him, he’s pretty sweet
Shhhh
Noooo XD I want it to be cottagecore lol I've done that with every other farm I make lol
yes 
Yeah he is
rock eater is better
He's always by my girl Penny like dude.
The only male marriage person that I ever looked for was harvey
...sebby
I don't even like men that guy is just cool
would it matter if ur gonna keg em
well theres ones that make it grow faster
I read that very wrong
lavender farm is pretty
you should consider alex
only for the first 28 days, after its j regular 14
It doesn't fit 😭
oh no 
im an avid alex hater
dont do it !!
Why he's annoying
i dont like alex or haley
ms in the background a Shane and Sebby enjoyer 👁👄👁
Yeah that's fine
you and i cant agree on anything but as a male character he isnt as much of a haley
haley is a babe
love her
I think Shane is cool when he stops drinking
well i hate her
what if i leave sam for haley
Prepare
i usually pick sebby, married haley this time though she’s a great wife
wdym prepare
Don’t you break his heart
until you marry him when he basically reverts back to being addicted
Haley slander incoming

No one likes her

false lmao
ive seen a lot of ppl here like her 😭
Shhh.... I jsut ignore that part and pretend he's still happy
Good to know damn
pray i dont het annoyed by his manchild dialogue
Hiiiiii
Don’t you dare
hi
yeah marrying shane breaks him
i love emily
Marrying Emily breaks you
Hruuu
she’s lots of fun lol
sam has no life skills!!! so his sweetness better top his manchildness
I have a question what's the little building that pops up on the cobbled area?
He's so me
haley is just a diva but i like her
I cannot with this slander
her dance is so adorable
is it slander if its true
HAHHAH
yes i love when she dances lol
I'd rather have sam
literally says he goes to his mom house for food 😭 like bro learn how to cook
Haley already shows her lack of life skills in some cutscenes
mhm
Emily has to be her caretaker
sam is too immature for me but i think he’s cute
and her all around rude nature is a put off
she is housewife material
That’s crazy
What about maru
n thats all i ask
MARU
I never see people talk about maru
she makes me breakfast almost every day lol
maru is one of my favourites
i always go maru
🐟
You don’t cook for Haley?
Maru is the best wife!
You make her do the work?
i barely cook period bc i j eat cheese
Maru is my target for when I start playing 1.6 which is a weird thing to say
too busy farming
she wants to do the work
i always give her strawberries bc she deserves it
is a ||fish smoker|| worth buying 🐟
but im doing 100% so i have to cook now
You don’t know how to cook yet you make fun of Sam smh
Do you fish
ik how to cook i literally j choose not to 😭
occasionally, i'm mostly trying to get into the mine
Strawberries are good
yes but 1.6 content needs a spoiler tag
corrected
sam has been coddled too much i gotta yell at his mom
thank you
umm do u know about the cheat code where you can get items by naming a chicken a certain number😭
Anyway
alex its just gym bro and complaining 
I bet they burnt them, hands you a plate of charcoal
Hey he's trying
😭 burning instant pancakes is crazy
Exactly
yeah the gesture is sweet. but not learning to cook is an ick lol
I once burned instant waffles to a crisp in the microwave
i microwaved a popeye's biscuit to black
It said oven instructions so I thought surely it works for the microwave oven
I microwaved them until they got black as coal
Dang
I was like 15 back then
yall j microwaving things black for fun or 😭
how long was it in the microwave to turn black what
It can literally be an accident
Just wasting money
It happens
Have you ever made something black by cooking it?
how do I unhoe a spot of land
picksxe
pickaxe it
of course it’s an accident lol who does that on purpose
Damn yall running
Probably when I was younger
It reminds me of my easy bake oven
People don’t do that on purpose
I had no experience with food
I love your pfp
I was going to say sometimes ppl don't watch or stir or move etc the food that they are cooking, so it burns and ends up burnt.
i j eat yo 
thank you 😊
Who's the artist?
!sdvportrait
Create a custom SDV portrait with Jazzybee's site (art by Poltergeister):
never tried it
People get distracted sometimes we’re humans not robots not everything is going to be perfect
gasp
yeah it’s a nice change
Gonna make one
Yeah like I get it I was explaining how it happens 😭 yall doing okay today 😭
the thought of ||not starting w parsnips||.. a crime
Ooh that's how the artist makes so many commissions lol
I mean it’s free
this why i j stay in the kitchen lol
you don’t pay lol
God bless
Exactly
not trying to cook twice
Good for you!
Imma try the new farm xD


