stardew-valley

[toxic spade]

does it come back or do i gotta smash all the rocks & let it regenerate

[cyan steeple]

slowly they spawn random nodes

[full sky]

Each day, the ||Quarry|| attempts to spawn 7 stones in Year 1.

[weary echo]

can i throw the mayor's shorts in the luau stew

[full sky]

Yes.

The nodes themselves are entirely random.

[weary echo]

very good, time to hide taco bell in the shorts

🐟

idk what to put in the stew

[vestal urchin]

Gold quality cauliflower

[grave blade]

Join us. Thrive.

[vestal urchin]

I no no wanna :(

[weary echo]

They weren't asking

[vestal urchin]

What in the pfp cult

Nah

[weary echo]

Opinion noted and thrown away

🐟

[slender gulch]

YESSS

One of us

[vestal urchin]

Hm.

[grave blade]

For my people it is a great honor to receive something like this.

[full sky]

dango no

[vestal urchin]

[full sky]

WHAT

[slender gulch]

LOL

[toxic spade]

ahhhh i got lucky & got prismatic from my first iridium node

[weary echo]

aguila, you're next

🐟

[grave blade]

[toxic spade]

now i want it to come back so i can get more

[azure moon]

is growing a green bean in spring the only way to get one 🤣 i forgot about it before spring was over and now i'm about to roll into winter 😭

[full sky]

nice

that's a 3.5% chance

[visual shore]

Is it worth fishing for money in multiplayer? Considering time doesn't pause

[weary echo]

i need gold ore but it doesn't feel like RNG favors me

[full sky]

Probably

you can prolly ask your host to stop time if youre going on a fissing session

[visual shore]

Oh, we can do that?

/pause yeah?

[full sky]

yes

[vestal urchin]

Imagine

[visual shore]

okk thx

[weary echo]

yay a chicken statue

[deft rune]

Your name LMAO

[full sky]

yahoo

[visual shore]

it was from 3 years ago, i was 14 lmao don’t judge 😭😭

i didn’t even realise until rn

[spark loom]

Annoyed there no podeums

I wanna show my gold pumpkin like they are a vase

[vestal urchin]

real

[shut carbon]

you can display items on furniture like tables, tea tables, and (my personal favorite) end tables!

[grave blade]

Modern end table goat

[waxen tiger]

Good night everyone

[full sky]

Good night, Julien

[grave blade]

Good night.

[deft rune]

It just surprised me, Seb's daddy

[deft rune]

Goodnight!

[vestal urchin]

[visual shore]

[supple kernel]

4 corners farm is still really good for single player right

[vestal urchin]

ya

[deft rune]

Yeah I chose it in my first save file

[bold wolf]

im at the lvl 80 mine and there is this one monster thats messing me up am i undergeared?

[grave blade]

Which monster? Skeleton?

[bold wolf]

idk its a black monster

[grave blade]

Oh void brutes

You just kinda have to keep out of melee range

[bold wolf]

so use slingshots?

[grave blade]

My tactic for them is to hide around a rock

[deft rune]

And have a lot of food to regain health

[bold wolf]

i see hide beind rock for melee?

[crystal vigil]

Next time I play(tonight hopefully) I should be about to roll over into year 2. Hoping to hit the ground running and be a bit more prepared organised this time(my first ever game of this). Any suggestions for crops etc? I know I need to make myself a list of what I still need for the CC and in particular the Pantry room

[grave blade]

Like use your longer range to hit him with your him coming closer

Slingshots aren’t really effective because they have so much HP

[bold wolf]

how to use slingshots how to get ammo for that???

so whats a good wepaon for it?

[grave blade]

You can use rocks

[grave blade]

At that stage usually I’ll use obsidian edge

[bold wolf]

whats that

[white palm]

Iv stop never used one. I have no aiming skills. 😂

[grave blade]

sword from the Lv 80 treasure chest

It’s a black sword

[bold wolf]

uhhhh lvl 80 sword the highest i got is a lvl 5 sword......

[grave blade]

Sorry I meant sword from level 80 chest

It’s not a level 80 sword

[bold wolf]

oh

well than what should i do though?

[barren drift]

how do we craft large chest? do we have to reach a certain level of skill?

[grave blade]

You can avoid it since it walks slower than you. Try to go further down and get that sword from Lv 90 chest

This guy

[bold wolf]

i see ok

is a bone soword better or a neptune glaive

[grave blade]

1.6 ||Special order from Robin called Resource Rush||

[barren drift]

thank you

[grave blade]

Shit… sorry spoilering

[maiden tiger]

The ||large chest|| is a crafting recipe that needs to be bought, the special order gives you the ||stone chest ||

[grave blade]

@barren drift this answer is more complete ^

[barren drift]

thanks all!

i will look out for the crafting recipe

[cobalt hare]

hi chat

[weary echo]

i

hi

[vestal urchin]

[brave crest]

Good morning 🌞

[vestal urchin]

mornin

[weary echo]

hi

🐟

how do i break into the sewer

[vestal urchin]

donate 60 things to museum, i dont think u can break in idk

[weary echo]

yay 61 blueberries to sell

[deft rune]

Good morning

[weary echo]

🐟

hello

[deft rune]

Hello, it's 1AM

[vestal urchin]

almost 3 for me

[weary echo]

it's 23:41 for me

[deft rune]

Thats great

[median folio]

Does the hat seller ever change inventory?

[spiral kraken]

Morning yall

[spiral kraken]

Yea depending on what you do in town

I think

[visual shore]

i think it’s when you unlock new achievements

each achievement gets you a new hat

[toxic spade]

just realising how useful galaxy sword is

i just go there & spam swing swing swing

never got hit by them once

[crimson zephyr]

I think that's a spoiler since it's post-cc reward

[toxic spade]

i have way more troubles w slimes

[toxic spade]

???? but me didn’t finish cc and i got it from the desert

wait lemme see the name

[crimson zephyr]

Desert comes from the vault bundle

[toxic spade]

:O

i thought post cc stuff was like

[vestal urchin]

it is..

[toxic spade]

is ||greenhouse|| post cc too??

[vestal urchin]

no

[crimson zephyr]

You can't discuss post cc stuff here even with spoiler tags. With spoiler tags, you can discuss cc rewards

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[crimson zephyr]

Pins explain it better than I can

[toxic spade]

are bundle rewards post cc??

i am vry confused now

[vestal urchin]

this is post cc, not a bundle reward

this too

and cannot be dicussed here at all

[vestal urchin]

this is a bundle reward and can be discussed here

[toxic spade]

then what’s wrong w galaxy sword?

[toxic spade]

okie i’ll delete thanks fr letting me know!

[vestal urchin]

no problem

[vestal urchin]

and ||galaxy sword|| needs tags

idk why

maybe 1.6

[crimson zephyr]

Needs tags because it's from a bundle reward

[vestal urchin]

it is?

[willow idol]

How do you get the crates to spawn on your farm on the beach farm

How do you make the creates to wash up on your farm

[crimson zephyr]

You get it in the ||desert|| which is a reward from the vault bundle

[old drum]

Random chance as far as I know

[willow idol]

Because I made a new farm that's the beach farm should I pick the community Centre or the jojo

[old drum]

Doesn't matter.

[willow idol]

What one would be easier for a seasonal farmer

[old drum]

Uhh personally I think both would be equally annoying on that farm

[willow idol]

But you can get stuff with good quality like artifact tropes

[old drum]

You mean from the crates? I wouldn't put much worth on those tbh

You need to upgrade your house twice before crates have a chance to give those

[toxic spade]

so i will need to spoiler ||greenhouse|| too?

[brave crest]

Hi!

[brave crest]

Oop mini is awake

[bold wolf]

what farming skill do ppl go for?

proffession

im a new player

[grave blade]

You can’t go wrong with Tiller —> Artisan

Rancher —> Shepherd/Coopmaster is a more specialised path

[bold wolf]

whats rancher

[supple lava]

Wait I was abt to say but I just blanked out

I forgot what it does rn

[bold wolf]

whats artisan?

[supple lava]

Artisan goods sell for more

[vestal urchin]

dont animal products get turned into artisan goods most of the time anyway

[vestal urchin]

40% more

[supple lava]

Yeah, helps with stuff like selling truffle oil or cheese

[vestal urchin]

and yk, wine

[supple lava]

Yeah ty, I couldn't remember the exact amount

Yeah wine is really good as well

[bold wolf]

so tiller better than rancher?

[vestal urchin]

pretty much

[bold wolf]

artisans good as in like animal product?

[supple lava]

I mean, I usually go for it, but you play how you want

Cus some ppl play differently yk?

[vestal urchin]

no, artisan as in artisan goods

[bold wolf]

whats that?

what would consiuder

[grave blade]

Cheese mayo wine

[vestal urchin]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Artisan_Goods

[supple lava]

Well you can make artisan goods from animal products, like cheese from cows, or get eggs from chickens

[bold wolf]

do they get the bonus?

from rancher

[vestal urchin]

no

[bold wolf]

oh

[brave crest]

Sdv grind today??

[vestal urchin]

eh

[bold wolf]

whats sdv

[vestal urchin]

ur trolling

stardew valley

[bold wolf]

oh

[supple lava]

I like to sell whatever milk I have leftover that I didn't make into goods tho, or any animal products really

[grave blade]

Welcome to the game lol

[bold wolf]

sorry dude HAHA

[brave crest]

Is that a no??

[vestal urchin]

basically

[supple lava]

It's just the initials lol or a short way of saying it

[brave crest]

Oop why

[vestal urchin]

wuwa

[brave crest]

Bro

No

[vestal urchin]

i can play what i want 😭

[bold wolf]

also just got the mushroom or bats cave thjing which one is better?

[brave crest]

I was saying that question for me 🥹

[vestal urchin]

ooh

[plucky oasis]

any1 wanna join vc with me and just chill??

[vestal urchin]

gotcha

[brave crest]

Fruitbat cave

[grave blade]

Either are good, I like fruit caves

[bold wolf]

okiii

[supple lava]

I like mushrooms, but the fruit makes it a bit easier for ppl who are new to the game

[bold wolf]

what u use fruits for?

[vestal urchin]

community center

um

[supple lava]

You can make jams, which are also a artisan good, or the community center, or even gift it to ppl

[bold wolf]

i see ok should i be gifting early on havent made frineds with anyone yet

[grave blade]

You can catch up

[brave crest]

And snacks

[grave blade]

Take your time and learn as you play!

[bold wolf]

also i cant talk in vc anyone know why

[supple lava]

Dw you have plenty of time to friends

[vestal urchin]

gotta be lvl 5

[bold wolf]

:( oh ok

[grave blade]

You’ve just joined so you can’t speak in VC

[brave crest]

You aren't a high enough level yet

[vestal urchin]

best place for fishing exp spring rain

[bold wolf]

got it got it

whys that

[grave blade]

Git gud /jkjk

[bold wolf]

:(

[vestal urchin]

bc u havent talked enough

[bold wolf]

im talking abt this haa

[brave crest]

How's that sleep schedule going mini??

[vestal urchin]

bc i need to level up my fishing skill..?

[vestal urchin]

idrc anymore tbh

[supple lava]

In fact to just start you can talk to someone everyday, that will get their friendship up

[bold wolf]

ok

[vestal urchin]

help

[supple lava]

You guys have schedules😭

[bold wolf]

is there like benefits when friending someone

or who should i prioritize

[grave blade]

Is this a question or…

[vestal urchin]

they gift u stuff in the mail or u get recipes

[vestal urchin]

yes sorry

[brave crest]

Smh silly mini

[bold wolf]

so its ideal to be friends with everyone?

[supple lava]

Ppl teach you recipes, or send you food, and ofc if you want to marry someone

[vestal urchin]

i mean u dont have to

[supple lava]

I mean, tbh you can do whatever you want

[spark loom]

If you get more than 1.5 hours your set

[bold wolf]

right i want to reap benefits from people so like if i friend everyone they will all give stuff to u?

[grave blade]

Catfish in river is highest exp during rain
Oh of course Legend

[supple lava]

Yeah, like after a bit of getting the hearts up, they will start sending you some food in the mail, which is nice

Especially for stuff like the mines, or fishing

[brave crest]

Look at those overalls 😌

[supple lava]

I love the outfit!!

[vestal urchin]

ty

[bold wolf]

ok thanks

also do i only gift them on their birthdays?

[supple lava]

No you can gift them twice a week

[bold wolf]

ok

[supple lava]

And it resets on Sundays

[bold wolf]

why can i not craft tapper

im lvl 3 on forging and its like the next day i dont see it in craft menu...... unless i just got to lvl 3 but i dont think so anyone know why

[supple lava]

You have to sleep for the game to actually level you up

[rare chasm]

Getting Abigail's 8 heart cutscene is so awkward having married sebastian a day prior😭

[bold wolf]

i think i did that idk why i still dont see it

[vestal urchin]

[brave crest]

Don't spoil 😭 I'm working on the hearts for abi

[bold wolf]

interesting mine says 3

[supple lava]

Frrr I felt so weird doing her events after already marring him, especially bc they are friends

[rare chasm]

oh mb😭

[rare chasm]

double especially since they had an implied romance with each other💀

[vestal urchin]

jus use the stardew wiki, it has almost everything

[rare chasm]

Help sebastian just exited my house and when i followed him he wasn't outside😭 did bro disappear??

[brave crest]

SKYLA

[bold wolf]

thats what i used it says 3.....

[supple lava]

IKR, but it's alr I married him 😼

[fluid knot]

nvm i’m talking post cc had to delete that rq

hello

[vestal urchin]

show? #images-and-memes

[brave crest]

Hi!

[vestal urchin]

thats wild ngl

[deft rune]

He turned Into a vampire bat and flew away

[novel thistle]

@deft rune You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[fluid knot]

👋

[rare chasm]

sebby nooo

[deft rune]

Sweet, I leveled up

[supple lava]

LMAO

[supple lava]

Congrats

[rare chasm]

sebastian is so coquette

[deft rune]

Thanks!

[supple lava]

He's my go to frfr

[deft rune]

Sebastian is my first spouse and probably the only

[vestal urchin]

same

[brave crest]

Abi is wifey

[vestal urchin]

not only tho, im curious in others dialog

might marry haley

[deft rune]

I'm curious about Sam ngl

[vestal urchin]

shane in my joja save

[vestal urchin]

fr

[rare chasm]

what happens if you marry somebody and give someone else the bouquet

[deft rune]

You cheating in game?

[supple lava]

No fr, like I made another save to try and marry someone else, but I felt so guilty if idk how to put it, so I just ended up marrying him again lmao

[deft rune]

I did that too!!! 😂😭

[supple lava]

I feel like I'm cheating even though we haven't even talked like what😭😭

[deft rune]

Honestly

[supple lava]

And that's why I have yet to marry anyone else

[deft rune]

If I were to marry anyone else, it might be Sam, he is so sweet. Love the way he cares about his little brother Vincent and takes him and Jas to the beach sometimes

[supple lava]

IKR

[deft rune]

Yeah!

[supple lava]

I love how he interacts with them and actually cares abt them so much, it's so sweet

[deft rune]

He will definitely be good with kids and a good husband, just my hunch as I have yet to see how the other Bachlors or Bachlorettes are if you marry them

[supple lava]

Same

[rare chasm]

I'm marrying Sam on my co-op world :D

[deft rune]

Sweet!

[supple lava]

I think if I were to marry a Bachelorette it would probably be Penny, she's so sweet and I feel like she would also be really good with kids, plus I just really like her lmao

[supple lava]

Niceee

[rare chasm]

bruh i can't find sebastian anywhere i think i lost my husband

[deft rune]

Check the basement

[supple lava]

What day is it?

If it's Monday ik he goes to Robins to visit her

[deft rune]

I was about to say that LMAO

[supple lava]

LOL

[rare chasm]

tis friday

[deft rune]

The saloon

[supple lava]

If I remember right he leaves early Friday to go to the beach first then the saloon

Oh

Lol

[rare chasm]

ohhh

[deft rune]

Yeah he still makes time to meet up with his friends, Sam and Abigail

[rare chasm]

he shoulda told me he was going out smh

[supple lava]

But he tells you he's going to take a walk

If you talk to him in the morning

[deft rune]

He flew away and landed in the saloon

[supple lava]

LOL FR

[rare chasm]

he does? I just saw him leave the house and when i went to follow him he had completely disappeared 💀 like i left the house a second after he did and he was nowehere to be seen

[supple lava]

Ikr, and his mom, what a great guy

[deft rune]

Sebastian is a vampire confirmed /hj

[deft rune]

Fr

[rare chasm]

Sam still sucks at pool

[supple lava]

Dang idk what to tell you lol

[supple lava]

Give him some time

[rare chasm]

KKKKKK Shane just said "I'm definitely going to the Saloon tonight" while i was talking to him IN THE SALOON

[rare chasm]

it's been over a year 🤨 he's been doing it bfore i came here

[thorny sun]

||is bookseller a thing in normal stardew valley||

[supple lava]

Even if I was like on year 7 and he still sucked💀

[deft rune]

He does that however Marnie is so rude, she just straight up ignored the farmer every Friday in the saloon

[supple lava]

He's already so drunk that he didn't realize he's in the saloon

[rare chasm]

me giving beer to my two favorite alcoholic characters 💞

[rare chasm]

LMAO

[supple lava]

FR

[supple lava]

Il Pam tbh😍

[thorny sun]

using mods to give them infinite beer

[supple lava]

LOL just feeding their addictions

[rare chasm]

I wish you could talk to npcs lots of times in the day especially if you're married

[deft rune]

Then I give her pink cake and suddenly she's like "omg thank you Hehehehehe " or something along those lines

[grave blade]

1.6 ||Yes bookseller is in vanilla stardew (please spoiler tag 1.6 content in this channel)||

[thorny sun]

mb

[rare chasm]

I just stood in sam and sebastian's way and they were phasing into each other it was really strange

[deft rune]

Fusion

[supple lava]

so I actually found just by talking to seb a bunch that there is

[grave blade]

Thank you!

[supple lava]

Like I haven't done it in a while but I remember the first thing I do is talk to him, then like at 11 talk to him again, then at 4, and then finally at 8 is the last one

[deft rune]

I talk to Seb a lot, morning and night before he hits the hay

[rare chasm]

I love how Maru's dialogue about player marrying sebastian is ||"i'm glad he made it out of the basement"|| 💀

[rare chasm]

i need to talk to him repeatedly every hour

[thorny sun]

i always marry abigail in stardew valley

[supple lava]

Fr like and then she hardly clocks in, like ur lucky I'm nice enough to give you a gift on ur birthday lady, sheash

[deft rune]

Fr

[deft rune]

Sweet!

[supple lava]

Ngl I'm not sure if it's me but I never really cared for her😭

But Robin on the other hand😍

[thorny sun]

that one event with abigail is so cringe tho

im sure most people know

[rare chasm]

WHAT 😭 Sebastian was walking home from the saloon and I ran ahead of him and I was waiting for him on the porch and I was like "hmm it's been a while..." so i went inside and he was IN BED??? BOY??? WHY IS HE TELEPORTING

[novel thistle]

@rare chasm You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[supple lava]

Oooooo how is she? Like her heart events anyway

[rare chasm]

YAY

[supple lava]

Congrats!

[deft rune]

Maru would say she always wanted a brother but Sebastian never acted like one , maybe because Demetrius is all over her and from what I seen Demetrius never cared for Sebastian

[supple lava]

Uhm wydm why? He's a vampire so he can teleport, duhhhhh

[rare chasm]

😓

[supple lava]

I hate my keyboard sometimes oml

[thorny sun]

||shes like rebellious and stuff||

[deft rune]

Sebastian is a vampire!!!!

[supple lava]

Jkjk

[deft rune]

Wait I remember that happened to me once as well

[supple lava]

Fr, like he's so neglectful, I mean he doesn't even try out of love for his wife or anything, like dude, that's still her son

[rare chasm]

how did Sebastian go from getting up at 10:30 to getting up before 6

and also WHERE IS HE I woke up and he's nowhere in sight where is my man going early in the morning

[brazen grotto]

i wanna put a storage hut next to my house with the door leading from that lil path, but a bunch of red has appeared, why? theres nothing there.

[supple lava]

He changed for you🥺

[deft rune]

He wakes up before the farmer so like around 5:30

[supple lava]

It's Saturday so he's changing the oil on his motorcycle outside

[deft rune]

Once we're getting out of bed, he is already in his room with the frogs or the kitchen or outside

[supple lava]

He comes in at 12

[rare chasm]

he's on the sigma male grindset

[supple lava]

Ooooh I see, meh

[supple lava]

LMAO HELP

[rare chasm]

ohh, i'm glad i moved one of my furnaces out of the way, otherwise he would've had to climb over to get to his bike XD

[brazen grotto]

the grass looks different over there i would send a pic but we arent able to in here, can someone plz help cuz i rlly dont understand why i cant put it there

[rare chasm]

dm me a pic?

[supple lava]

I was abt to ask you to send me a pic actually loo

Lol*

[supple lava]

LOL perfect timing

[brazen grotto]

ive sent u both friend requests

[spark loom]

Hey

[deft rune]

Hello!

[rare chasm]

why does he have to fix his bike every saturday? he barely uses it, if it's breaking that much jus get a new one my man

[deft rune]

He does uses it, when he can't sleep, he takes rides out of Stardew valley

[rare chasm]

i feel like i'm questioning my hubby too much 😭

[supple lava]

Yeah, I remember getting home pretty late from the mines and he was up and I talked to him

Then he gave me coffee in the morning lol

[rare chasm]

"where are you why didn't you say you were at the saloon why were you teleporting into our bed when do you use your bike? why is your bike always broken why don't you get a new one what are you cooking in the kitchen why don't you ever kiss me i'm always doing the kissing"

[supple lava]

LOL

[deft rune]

I always give seb coffee on the morning, sometimes he gives me some too

[supple lava]

lol same, especially bc Evelyn gives you a coffee machine so I just grab it real quick then give it to him

[deft rune]

Imagine spouses can kiss you but when you enter the house, they go full speed ahead towards you

[rare chasm]

LMAO

[winged orchid]

lol

[deft rune]

Yeah same!

[rare chasm]

my void chicken is called sebby

[supple lava]

Tbh I feel like you should able to give ur spouse as many gifts as you want cus like I want to give him all the coffee and sashimi possible😭

[supple lava]

Wait that's actually kinda cute lol

[supple lava]

Aw that's sweet lol

[onyx trench]

Do you guys ever plant regular tree seeds (oak maple) on your farm to get more wood

[deft rune]

Yup

[rare chasm]

i accidentally spent most of my money on strawberry seeds 😬

[winged orchid]

I wish that was possible ..

[supple lava]

Yeah, if you need a lot of wood then you can go chop the trees down in the forest, they will all grow back automatically

[supple lava]

Ikr

[deft rune]

Well you can gift them everyday but not every minute

[winged orchid]

still not enough

[rare chasm]

sam is dying of allergies

[deft rune]

Poor guy

[supple lava]

I need to give him more, let me spoil him😤

[supple lava]

Poor Sam, they suck so much😭

[deft rune]

Give Sam those vitamin gummies for the immune system

[winged orchid]

but fr tho, I want to spoil my favs

[supple lava]

Same

[winged orchid]

aww

[deft rune]

Same here

[rare chasm]

||kent||

[supple lava]

THAT'S FOUL LMAOO💀

[onyx trench]

I'm trynna marry either the wizard or Krobus

[deft rune]

Someone needs to draw him like that

Who's gonna tell em?

[vestal urchin]

||kent|| has to be spoilered here

[rare chasm]

Haley: "does my hair look okay"
girlie your hair looks the exact same it's looked for the past year,

[rare chasm]

ohok

[winged orchid]

lmfaoo

[supple lava]

I genuinely felt so bad bc i almost laughed at the flower dance when he says the open field make him nervous😭😭

Like he's such a good guy to

[winged orchid]

this makes me laugh can't help it

[rare chasm]

wish me luck for the egg hunt

[supple lava]

You got this

[winged orchid]

good luck! you got this :)*

[supple lava]

FR

Go get that hat you got this

[deft rune]

Break an egg!

[onyx trench]

Are the vcs in here ever active?

[rare chasm]

abigail won💀 last time i got like 7-8 eggs though. I was trying to be on my way but sam's blonde allergic ass was just standing right in front of me blocking me. it's a scheme against me i tell you

[deft rune]

They were a couple hours ago

[abstract wyvern]

yeah it's been more active than it used to be

i think there's usually ppl for me around 5 hours later

[rare chasm]

i put a flamingo in sebastian's room 👉🦩👈

[deft rune]

Probably was too busy sneezing to realize he got in your way

[abstract wyvern]

aww lil pink in his gloomy room

[winged orchid]

aww you can't blame him tho

[abstract wyvern]

the boy is blind in the season of rebirth

[supple lava]

Dude they are fr plotting against you

They praying to yoba for ur down fall

[supple lava]

LOL

[abstract wyvern]

what if.. sam IS yoba....

😈

[vestal urchin]

no 😭

[winged orchid]

nahh

[abstract wyvern]

yesss
(aqua isn't here 😭 can't get crazy)

[deft rune]

He does have super sayan hair so it could be

[supple lava]

Here's the real question, why is Vincent's hair pink??

[abstract wyvern]

lmao dbz x sdv cano

[rare chasm]

real question: is sam a barbie girl in a barbie world

[abstract wyvern]

it's like brown, no?
same color as his mother's

[supple lava]

Cus doesn't Jodi have brown hair

[supple lava]

It looks pink😭

[abstract wyvern]

yes, his life is also plastic and fantastic

[abstract wyvern]

naww

[winged orchid]

fr

[abstract wyvern]

[deft rune]

I thought Vincent's hair was like orange and pink

[abstract wyvern]

oh nvm it is pink

[supple lava]

LOL

[winged orchid]

same

[abstract wyvern]

their sprite hair looks the same tho, i'm telling you

(coping)

[deft rune]

FR

[supple lava]

Proved my point ty😈

[supple lava]

LMAOO HELP

[supple lava]

I can see that

[rare chasm]

sebastian's chilling in the kitchen and i was trying to select the recipes but i kept accidentally kissing him like ily but please let me make hashbrowns

[deft rune]

Awwwww LMAO

[winged orchid]

but it is orange/pink right? or I am colorblind for years now lol

[abstract wyvern]

SEE
they are the same color!! just don't use an eyedropper on the colors and they'll look just the same

[supple lava]

That's actually cute tho

I'm using an eyedropper rn

[abstract wyvern]

NO

[supple lava]

Be back in ten

[abstract wyvern]

😡

alright cya in 10 years

[supple lava]

Ten stardew years

[abstract wyvern]

oh or did you mean millennia, good then

[deft rune]

~10 years later~

[rare chasm]

guys my weird ass sapling turned into a weird ass tree 😃

[abstract wyvern]

10 years layer

[abstract wyvern]

burn the oddity

[deft rune]

Shshshsvx

[abstract wyvern]

everyone must look and be the same...
uniqueness is forbidden....

[deft rune]

Sebastian in his family

[supple lava]

Alr I'm back

[deft rune]

Hi back

[supple lava]

I now have more questions cus like her hair is orange?????

[winged orchid]

fr?

[supple lava]

I can't send pictures yet sadly😔

[supple lava]

Fr I'm not kidding

[deft rune]

Soon, just keep stayed active

Or DM the pic

[supple lava]

Yeah ik almost

[winged orchid]

confused fr

hahah

[supple lava]

I was planning to just to prove my point lmao

[supple lava]

I'll send it to you rn lol

[winged orchid]

alr

[deft rune]

I want cheesecake rn

[supple lava]

That sounds so good

[abstract wyvern]

mm yummy, american cheese cakes 😍 ❤️

[supple lava]

Making me hungry

[winged orchid]

cheesecake is the best

[abstract wyvern]

u like american cheese

[supple lava]

New York cheesecake😍

[abstract wyvern]

eww that stuff's just like flavored plastic 😭

[supple lava]

HUB

Huh*

[rare chasm]

sebastian has informed me that the void egg spoke to him

[abstract wyvern]

the square cheese slices

that's yellow/orange

called american cheese

[lavish basin]

Poorrcchh

[winged orchid]

Im hungry now :.)

[deft rune]

Omg it's David!

[abstract wyvern]

y'all saying u want these things 😭

[brazen grotto]

is there a hanging sign that i can put like written text on the sign to place on a wall or no?

[supple lava]

It's like 1:30 in the morning, should I make myself something

[abstract wyvern]

dorrrvjffaf

[rare chasm]

what if sebastian was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ian and he was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[supple lava]

EW

[winged orchid]

nahh

[supple lava]

Preach frfr

[abstract wyvern]

yes yes make instant wheat worms to eat

YEAHHH Y'ALL ALSO DISLIKE THAT 🔥

[deft rune]

Grab one and just slap it on someone's face, meme style

[winged orchid]

yes

[supple lava]

What

[rare chasm]

i need to do that to bae

[abstract wyvern]

ngl but if someone did that to me, i'd bite their hands off 😈

[abstract wyvern]

instant noodles

[supple lava]

Slap who tho? 🤔🤭

[deft rune]

Sebastian

[abstract wyvern]

that's the easiest thing u can make except for pancakes

[supple lava]

Ok now that sounds good

[deft rune]

Just for the lols

He'd probably be so confused

[winged orchid]

nahh not Sebastian :.)

[lavish basin]

Good morning

[supple lava]

I love him too much to do that😔 (I would totally do it just to see his reaction)

[abstract wyvern]

gm dorvyy!!

hruu!!

[deft rune]

Same!

[winged orchid]

same

[abstract wyvern]

me with ||krobus boi||

[lavish basin]

A bit eepy but I'm doing good! Hbu

[deft rune]

Lmao, he'd eat it

[abstract wyvern]

oh and ||YO MAMAAA|| too, but i don't think many players can access them

[grave blade]

Hi David, Aquila was cosplaying as you

[supple lava]

u talking abt Jodi?

[grave blade]

(I’m a snitch)

[deft rune]

Did you just prank us?

[lavish basin]

How so

[rare chasm]

why must the house upgrade be 65,000g

[supple lava]

Bc speaking of her I eyedropped their hair😈

[lavish basin]

It adds nice stuff

[abstract wyvern]

i am practicing my writing speed for the grad test.
also some studying

[rare chasm]

why must it cost 65,000g and 100 pieces of hardwood to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[grave blade]

Tag him and you’ll see

[abstract wyvern]

and it turns into his ultra mega omega hated gift and then he's filled with sm hatred that he burns the whole village down

[lavish basin]

Oh the rose? Lol

[abstract wyvern]

oops sorry 1.6 spoilers

[abstract wyvern]

naww

[deft rune]

LMAO

[supple lava]

Ik this is off topic but I liked ur pfp and clicked on ur profile, and just gotta say I love that song😍

[tulip marsh]

I wonder if the main character can have a birthday in 1.7

[abstract wyvern]

that is a fact

[supple lava]

Me on switch rn😭😭😭

[abstract wyvern]

NOOO

[deft rune]

Me on Mobile

[abstract wyvern]

aww, thank you!! I love it too!!
and omg WW, that song's in my uh top 20

[supple lava]

I think the age for them stays unknown so the player can kinda idk how to put it but like immerse themselves? In the game more? Or like for marrying someone it doesn't matter what age for you idk tho

[abstract wyvern]

great taste

[supple lava]

I be praying for you

[deft rune]

Children are expensive to craft

[abstract wyvern]

well the immortals have birthdays too don't they

[supple lava]

Massive w

[supple lava]

True

[abstract wyvern]

naww the burn the town down wassa joke 😭

[deft rune]

Thank you, I don't mind waiting though

[supple lava]

Same just by reading some of the things added, it sounds so fun, can't wait

[rare chasm]

sebastian told me to keep safe while mining, better not tell him i intend to overwork my body until i pass out of exhaustion at 2am

[supple lava]

LOL

[lavish basin]

Just a normal day

[winged orchid]

lol

[supple lava]

W husband🤗

[deft rune]

Sebastian is the best

Just wish he would save me in the mines after passing out or getting injured

[winged orchid]

that would be a massive W ngl

[deft rune]

It would!

[supple lava]

Fr

[short torrent]

I would marry him if he did

[winged orchid]

same!

[supple lava]

Like it would make sense to, cus he said he goes into the mines already

[crystal cedar]

wish that mod was vanilla fr

[deft rune]

Fr

[grave blade]

What mod

[supple lava]

Fr

[crystal cedar]

there's a mod where the spouses will find you passed out

in the mines

and they have unique dialogue ofc

[deft rune]

This!

[supple lava]

Especially cus I can't mod on switch😔

[deft rune]

Or mobile

[supple lava]

Yeah

[deft rune]

We're on the same boat LMAO

[supple lava]

I just have to watch videos to see miss like that lol

[abstract wyvern]

what if in the 6.9 update, spouses can follow u into the mines and have their own special attacks and skillzz!!!
sebby would commit vehicular monsterslaughter on those bad boys

[winged orchid]

oof that sucks ;-;

[lavish basin]

Yeah modding outside of PC is complicated

[deft rune]

Yes please!

[supple lava]

Lol ikr

[supple lava]

I need this in my life

[grave blade]

Leah with hammer bonks

[deft rune]

That would be adorable

[supple lava]

Like why can't I annihilate the monsters with sebby🥺🥺🥺

[short torrent]

If only

[supple lava]

I LOST MY EARBUD HELP

[deft rune]

R. I. P

[supple lava]

That would be so good

[abstract wyvern]

🔥

[abstract wyvern]

frrr someone make a mod or sth

[short torrent]

Rip earbud you will be missed

[abstract wyvern]

leah turns into a druid and summons wood minions

[supple lava]

I'm on switch😭 don't torture me

[abstract wyvern]

😭

maybe sell mod chips

[supple lava]

Nah that would be emily or something cus her spiritual stuff

[abstract wyvern]

like those game sharks that ppl used to use to cheat

[grave blade]

Can’t even figure out melee mods… you want minions

[supple lava]

Wait that's a cool dnd idea tho, lemme just take this ty

[abstract wyvern]

omg emily turns into a Crystal Gem in Steven Universe

[supple lava]

FR

[grave blade]

Emily uses Harden

[abstract wyvern]

yesss

[supple lava]

LOL

[abstract wyvern]

emily gemshield

[supple lava]

What would everyone else have tho😭💀💀

[grave blade]

Harvey is healer yawn

Runs around like TF2 medic

[short torrent]

Haley would flash them with her camera

[supple lava]

No he'd make you pay

[supple lava]

WAIT I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT SM

[deft rune]

That would be cool!

[short torrent]

IT WOULD BE SO CUTE

[deft rune]

Dosa

[supple lava]

NAHHHH

LOL

[winged orchid]

Am I the only one who sometimes just forgets that I still have to fix the community center?

[short torrent]

I had to make sure I added camera into the message because of how the start sounds

[winged orchid]

We need that fr

[rare chasm]

I'm always forgetting lol

[winged orchid]

but fr

[lavish basin]

Sometimes I do lol, the few times I go community center

[deft rune]

Omg LMAO

[abstract wyvern]

omg and abby summons ghosts to fight for via the oujia board

[winged orchid]

lmfao it is a problem fr

[abstract wyvern]

naww'

[short torrent]

I forgot to plant a bunch of parsnips and melons in my playthrough

[abstract wyvern]

you like linus?

[deft rune]

Unfortunately not

[abstract wyvern]

wanna see something cool

[supple lava]

Same, I do that so much

[winged orchid]

or that I forget 1 item in a certain season for the cominuty center so stupid..

[grave blade]

Spells PAIN on ouija board then she melees

[supple lava]

Sure

[winged orchid]

ooof

[supple lava]

LMAOOO

[short torrent]

OH

[deft rune]

Noooo the soup!!!!

[winged orchid]

lmaooo

[rare chasm]

guys i have a chicken called Thank You am i cool

[short torrent]

GWT OUT OF THE SOUP LINUS

[supple lava]

He's living his best life

[crystal cedar]

thjinking about how I got that linus character event in wintertime

[short torrent]

Ur so cool

[abstract wyvern]

fr but he doesn't care that much

[abstract wyvern]

spells out /kill @e as a last resort

[short torrent]

I skip it everytime

[winged orchid]

ahahaha

[abstract wyvern]

u see'd!! 😊

[supple lava]

I already know what ur talking abt💀 after the first time I got it I just skip it everytime now

[supple lava]

Ty🤗🤗🤗

[abstract wyvern]

ngl i thought the hands on that emoji were feet

[winged orchid]

HAHAHA

nahh

[supple lava]

LMAOOO

[deft rune]

Omg

[abstract wyvern]

it gets clearer when u zoom out but.. 😭

[rare chasm]

yall imagine if the characters could divorce you

[deft rune]

Omg yesss

[supple lava]

I'm never using it again

[abstract wyvern]

they're too devoted to...
(ignore the hassle of coding)

[rare chasm]

🤗

[lavish basin]

That would be terrible

[abstract wyvern]

LMAOOO

[winged orchid]

I get it, kinda :3

[supple lava]

Or imagine if they could ask you out/propose 🥺

[vestal urchin]

seb wouldve by now

[abstract wyvern]

how so dave, do u treat ur spouses poorly

[rare chasm]

(can you tickle my grabbers?)> 🤗

[rare chasm]

what😭

[deft rune]

You neglect them too much and losing hearts, they'd take the first step to talk to you but if not then divorce

[short torrent]

I kinda wish they could like how can I disappear for a year and there fine with it

[short torrent]

Oh!

[winged orchid]

no then I was divorced every f day

[lavish basin]

Nuh uh I give Sam all my attention

[abstract wyvern]

then it'd be a-okay 😈

[crystal cedar]

always talk to your spouse in the mornings

[supple lava]

Fr

[abstract wyvern]

feels like it needs to be added to release harvey from his suffering in anaira's save

[deft rune]

I wouldn't if I was them

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[supple lava]

I give seb all the attention

[desert summit]

I throw ||coconuts|| at haley

[deft rune]

Everyday in fact

[abstract wyvern]

bro is at 0 hearts

[short torrent]

:(

[abstract wyvern]

so tired of the marriage 😭

[rare chasm]

sebastian is such a silly salmon

[deft rune]

Poor girl probably got a concussion

[vestal urchin]

joining joja costs 10k right

[abstract wyvern]

5k

[supple lava]

She probably likes it since it's a fav item of hers

[desert summit]

She said she loves them

[winged orchid]

same

[crystal cedar]

don't forget your soul

whoops

[supple lava]

So what kinda music you all like

[winged orchid]

free haley

[desert summit]

I read your name as jesus😭

[abstract wyvern]

SOUL>?!?!?!
THE HUMAN SOULS FROM UNDERTALE!?!?!

[cobalt hare]

[winged orchid]

AHAHAHHA nahh

[desert summit]

Haley willingly married me

[deft rune]

Country

[abstract wyvern]

[short torrent]

Mhmmmm

[supple lava]

LMAO

[rare chasm]

pop punk/punk rock

[abstract wyvern]

idek what i listen to

[vestal urchin]

real

[deft rune]

Honestly same

[lavish basin]

[supple lava]

Same

[winged orchid]

I like everything tbh :.)

[desert summit]

Screams

[deft rune]

Wheatear sounds good and catchy

[cobalt hare]

a bit of everything

[crystal cedar]

if it's guitar music I'm all for it but lately i've been all over the more avant garde stuff

[rare chasm]

born to fish up Largemouth Bass, forced to fish up Carp

[abstract wyvern]

as long as it's not sadge, i like

[lavish basin]

This is so real lmao

[supple lava]

I listen to too many genres to name em all tbh

[abstract wyvern]

and as long as it's no lyrics (except for game stuff)

[cobalt hare]

[supple lava]

REAL

[rare chasm]

[abstract wyvern]

skill issue

[winged orchid]

fr

[deft rune]

Same

[short torrent]

I hope you only catch fish you don't need

[rare chasm]

😭 like I have so much fishing experience, level 10 fishing, iridium rod, deluxe bait, and I get a piece of driftwood

[brave crest]

Hi!

[abstract wyvern]

[short torrent]

Hihi!

[deft rune]

I'm glad sashimi only requires all fish

[supple lava]

That's a fate worse the death

[brave crest]

Hru!!

[supple lava]

FR

[short torrent]

I'm good hbu??

[deft rune]

Hello!

[supple lava]

Hiii

[short torrent]

[high condor]

Hi

[winged orchid]

hi!

[deft rune]

YEAH HAHA

[vestal urchin]

[high condor]

Hello world

[deft rune]

Hello!

[short torrent]

Hello!

[brave crest]

I'm doing good also gonna play some sdv soon 😌

[supple lava]

That's a good song

[deft rune]

I should be sleeping

[supple lava]

Jk also hi

[brave crest]

How are you???!!

[abstract wyvern]

i remember the lyrics to this song but also no

[crystal cedar]

my music pages tell me i've been listening to a lot of psych rock, yacht rock, post-rock, and space rock

[supple lava]

Same it's 2:03💀

[brave crest]

Hi there!!

[short torrent]

Nice! I should play soon but I can't play on my pc save file

[winged orchid]

what!!

[deft rune]

I'm doing well and you?

[brave crest]

Mini 🧐

[vestal urchin]

hm

[deft rune]

4AM here

[brave crest]

Wait why can't you 😭

[vestal urchin]

5am here

[supple lava]

W

[winged orchid]

it is 11:03 AM here :.) the time difference

[desert summit]

Why do we have the same time

[brave crest]

I'm doing good ty 😌

[supple lava]

Dang that's not that much of a difference

[winged orchid]

how r u?

[short torrent]

Out of state at the moment and only have my switch

[brave crest]

10:04am here

[deft rune]

We're all just night owls

[hazy sail]

good afternoon

[winged orchid]

fr tho

[vestal urchin]

yeep

[short torrent]

Aye same timezone

[brave crest]

I'm doing good ty 😲 hbu??

[supple lava]

WAIT FR

[short torrent]

Frfr

[winged orchid]

I'm doing good :)

[vestal urchin]

chat when do i get my dog

[supple lava]

Frfr

[short torrent]

Day 7???

[vestal urchin]

[desert summit]

This is the first time ive seen someone with the same timezone as me

[vestal urchin]

day 8 rn no dog

[brave crest]

Awesome sauce

[supple lava]

Same actually lol

[deft rune]

Thing is, I'm going out someplace at 8am Lmao

[vestal urchin]

gl ☠️

[supple lava]

Rip

[winged orchid]

lmfao your done :.) gl!

[short torrent]

I swear they changed it with 1.6 it used to not take that long

[deft rune]

That's just future me's problem

[supple lava]

Be praying for you cus that's crazy

[winged orchid]

hahahaha

[supple lava]

This

[short torrent]

Oh god good luck

[deft rune]

Thanks y'all lmao

[winged orchid]

this is real :.)

[red cradle]

Is it normal to not get a mystic stone on my quarry?

[short torrent]

Might be just in my head though

[crystal cedar]

they're rare but yes

[red cradle]

I just unlocked it

[crystal cedar]

there was one on my quarry when I first unlocked it too

[lavish basin]

Yeah it's somewhat rare, also ||quarry|| needs spoiler tags

[vestal urchin]

20th

[red cradle]

Oops sorry

[lavish basin]

I wish you good luck in finding one tho

[rare chasm]

imagine if your spouse showed up on the map

[deft rune]

Wait if Sebastian stays up late, why doesn't he have eye bags?

[crystal cedar]

that thing sits there cookin for the time it takes you to unlock it

[short torrent]

No way.

[red cradle]

I was so excited to get one :(( 😭😭😭 how rare is it?

[brave crest]

He's got that skin care routine

[desert summit]

Probably has so many energy drinks

[crystal cedar]

yall lemme tell you

[lavish basin]

I'd probably say an average of 1 per year?

[crystal cedar]

walleye was one of the last things i needed to unlock on my community center

[rare chasm]

do stumps grow into trees?

[vestal urchin]

no

[crystal cedar]

missed it the first year, didn't think much of it

[lavish basin]

Nope, they can still spread seeds tho

[crystal cedar]

got around to getting to it in fall 2nd year

[rare chasm]

ohh

[crystal cedar]

it didn't rain until the 23rd

[deft rune]

This would make it easier to check on them

[red cradle]

😭😭😭😭 its gonna take me so long to get a prismatic shard 😭😭 thank u tho xD

[lavish basin]

Can always give it a shot at ||skull caverns||

The more you do it, the less scary it gets

[short torrent]

25% chance to get one

[visual shore]

how much could you get in a day?

[lavish basin]

Well 25% chance to get a prismatic from it. They were asking how rare it is for it to spawn, from what I understood

[spiral kraken]

good morningggg

[red cradle]

I'm very bad at it... and idk if i can keep up with the cost of the bus... Thats how poor I am

[short torrent]

Depends on how far you go and the luck

[lavish basin]

If you have a good run, ~10 shards is completly doable

[deft rune]

Good morning!

[rare chasm]

what in god's green earth is the ||strange capsule|| 😨

[short torrent]

Oops your right mb

[crystal cedar]

I think everyone's ||first experience in the skull caverns was terrifying when you got ambushed by like 2-3 serpents within a second of entering||

[spiral kraken]

how are youuu

[winged orchid]

Good morning ! :)

[lavish basin]

You can also ||trade 3 omnigeodes for 1 desert totem each. It's rather cheap||

[spiral kraken]

yes

[spiral kraken]

hruuu

[deft rune]

I'm doing well and you?

[visual shore]

how do i make sure that doesn’t happen 😭😭

[red cradle]

THATS WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY 3 OF THEM AND I CHICKENED OUT

[crystal cedar]

skill mostly

[lavish basin]

Lmao basically. I was just lucky to get the ||galaxy sword|| before it

[spiral kraken]

pretty ill but I get to paint my wall today so im alr

[lavish basin]

Be prepared with a good weapon and lots of food so you don't die

[winged orchid]

Im good, hru? :)

[deft rune]

Yeah lol

[crystal cedar]

I will be unconditionally saving my first prismatic shard for that thing on my next farm

[spiral kraken]

im ill but Ill be ok so thanks for asking lol

[short torrent]

Try and go on a good luck day as well!

[supple lava]

I came back and saw all these spoilers😭

[spiral kraken]

real

[desert summit]

I had 8

[red cradle]

Im scared to buy the ||25k sword on the adventurers guild|| cuz by the time i get it i might randomly get a prismatic shard..

[deft rune]

I hope you make a full recovery, take it easy

[crystal cedar]

8 💀 💀

[winged orchid]

no problem at all, get well soon! :)

[spiral kraken]

thanks both but ill live

[winged orchid]

real

[supple lava]

Dang I'm hungry

[crystal cedar]

the most I've gotten is still like 4 concurrent ones when the ||green mist starts||

[visual shore]

y’all r so nice 😭

[deft rune]

Of course!

[spiral kraken]

fr everyones so nice here so different to my irl friends 😭

[red cradle]

But by any means, im still using ||tree saplings|| for money and its taking a bit long for the fibers to grow...

[vestal urchin]

REAL

[spiral kraken]

MINIIIIII

[crystal cedar]

no like they're a bit less scary when you see how they behave

[vestal urchin]

HII

[deft rune]

Just another average day in Stardew valley

[spiral kraken]

HIIIIIIIII I MISSED UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[visual shore]

yeah and anyone else online 😭

[spiral kraken]

So true bro

[crystal cedar]

they hit like a truck but they also don't have much HP they seem to be designed as a glass cannon type enemy

[lavish basin]

It's the best use for the first one

[crystal cedar]

so just focus on them first

alternatively drink coffee and you can simply outrun them

[deft rune]

Eat

[crystal cedar]

now idk if anyone here has made it into very far lategame but...

[spiral kraken]

dude i made a cookie cake yesterday want some? 🍰 🍪

[crystal cedar]

all imma say is stock up on stairs

[spiral kraken]

i think i have an image of it hold on

[supple lava]

PLEASE🙏

[lavish basin]

Share it to #images-and-memes

[supple lava]

It's 2:15😭

[spiral kraken]

yea

[deft rune]

I ate cheesecake around I think 3am

[proven halo]

hi all

[lavish basin]

Heya

[deft rune]

Hello!

[deft rune]

Take a snack

[rare chasm]

shall i upgrade my trash bin or my watering can?

[vestal urchin]

watering can

[deft rune]

Watering can

[lavish basin]

I feel like trash bin should always be the last lol

[supple lava]

Yeah I'll probably get up rn, just too lazy lol

[vestal urchin]

i was js ab to say this

[lavish basin]

It's not very useful, pretty situational