stardew-valley

[loud fossil]

@lofty herald you got an answer for this, pro farmer?

[river olive]

i identify as a sleep paralysis demon

[arctic drift]

Real

[loud fossil]

I identify as the litter between a cats toe bean

[lofty herald]

local shipping only unfortunately, milk doesnt ship well

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[loud fossil]

Make it work then, I need my cholesterol

[full sky]

what 💀

[river olive]

we're all just space dust here aren't we

[loud fossil]

I’m the litter between a cats toe bean, duhhh

[lofty herald]

there is shame?

or were not all human

[vestal urchin]

are we even real tbh

[full sky]

Hate is negative, destructive

[lofty herald]

milk is unhealthy

[waxen tiger]

Nessie, I replied to ya

[full sky]

oh um good for you!

[loud fossil]

I am def real, everyone around me def isn’t

[arctic drift]

Technically everything is unhealthy in certain amounts

[loud fossil]

My bad! I’ll go look :))

[full sky]

Nuh uh i think therefore i am

[vestal urchin]

fr tho like i be going somewhere and theres no way they all got individual lives 😔

[shell crane]

hi aqua

[full sky]

tinycup! how's it going?

[oak owl]

What is up with tonight's chat...

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[lofty herald]

No, hate can be perceived as negative, however it can be used for example to encourage a positive behaviour

[shell crane]

good! how about you?

[full sky]

define hate

[vestal urchin]

shouldve seen aqua and poech this morning

[full sky]

LMAO

[oak owl]

What happened this morning

[lofty herald]

I would say hate is the strong dislike for something

[sterile trench]

My stats at summer 2 year 1

[loud fossil]

Omggg chicken nachos sound amazing!! What toppings do you usually put on it (like besides chicken and cheese haha)? I’m a simple gal, I just like cheese and maybe queso dip have you gotten any signatures in your yearbook yet? That was always my fav part of school haha. I’m good! Had crappy sleep bc my cats are INSANE but good otherwise :)

[full sky]

and how exactly would you use this 'hate' to encourage a positive behavior

[full sky]

we discussed the mythological pantheon of the stardew gods

[proud pivot]

I hate murder

[full sky]

that's true

[vestal urchin]

theories happened

[proud pivot]

Postitive behavoir: Not murdering

[shell crane]

im so upste i missed this

[full sky]

LMAO

[full sky]

i can't argue with that

[vestal urchin]

.

[oak owl]

Oh

[shell crane]

recap the gods aqua please

[loud fossil]

I’m on year 1, summer day 21! Similar stats :)

[grave blade]

I hate dust = I need to clean

[loud fossil]

Also I just saw the “sodbuster” under my characters name, tf is that 😭

[full sky]

that is the farmer role

its all of your skill levels combined and divided by 2

[[Skills#Skill-Based_Title]]

[loud fossil]

We have roles?? Is sodbuster good? What does it affect?

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Skills#Skill-Based_Title

[full sky]

Nothing, it's just decorative

[waxen tiger]

I put lettuce and bacon

[sterile trench]

It's better than tiller that's for sure

[vestal urchin]

sounds absolutely bomb

[full sky]

While the best title is Farm King/Queen, it requires 60 levels, which is impossible since the highest we can go is 50

Here are the possible Titles:

level ≥ 30: Farm King
level > 28: Cropmaster
level > 26: Agriculturist
level > 24: Farmer
level > 22: Rancher
level > 20: Planter
level > 18: Granger
level > 16: Farmgirl/Farmboy
level > 14: Sodbuster
level > 12: Smallholder
level > 10: Tiller
level > 8: Farmhand
level > 6: Cowpoke
level > 4: Bumpkin
level > 2: Greenhorn
level ≤ 2: Newcomer

[waxen tiger]

I can dm the photo to you

[young shale]

i need farm king fr fr

[full sky]

fun fact: luck used to be its own skill

[vestal urchin]

[young shale]

how would u even raise luck

[full sky]

that's probably why we have a level 60 role

[vestal urchin]

i would lowk devour those

[full sky]

that question probably made him remove it 😂

[young shale]

LOL

[full sky]

maybe gambling a lot

and losing

[loud fossil]

Yeahhh you lost me on that one. Lettuce on hot cheese/chips/chicken must get soggy so quickly and bacon is ickyyyy (NO ONE COME AT ME FOR THAT)

[sterile trench]

Prob with food buffs?

[young shale]

that wouldnt make it a permanent skill doe

[loud fossil]

Not that much better! You’re super close to sodbuster 🫶🏼

[full sky]

Solok is the god of water, Ulan is the god of weather, Yoba is the god of creation and primordial light, Shoda is the god of the primordial shadows, Ra is the god of the sun...

[full sky]

yeah

[loud fossil]

And I am the god of Sleep

[full sky]

Morpheus

[young shale]

knowledgable on the god lore

[full sky]

or Hypnos i guess in greek

[hoary schooner]

where i always find her

[shell crane]

i approve of hte gods

[waxen tiger]

Yeah, I got some of the signatures, gonna do more tomorrow

[full sky]

the house by the river in town, next to vincent/jodi/sam's house

[loud fossil]

Hey don’t dox me! Telling everyone my real name /j

[full sky]

real

[lofty herald]

Your friend does something really weird, makes a disgusting or vulgur comment about something/someone. Friend recieves hate for said action. Friend feels social pressure and inclined to do better, friend conforms and doesnt make a mistake like such again.
Outcome: No more vulgur behaviour friend is better person, hate, though negative, has been used to produce a positive outcome.

theoretical

[loud fossil]

That’s great! Do they still write “H.A.G.S” lmaooo

[waxen tiger]

Good progress

[waxen tiger]

Yeah

[loud fossil]

And with my husband Sebastian… cheaters

[full sky]

yeah i get what you're saying, but i wouldn't use hate to do that

[neat locust]

finished cc year 2 day 1 spring lol

[full sky]

congrats!

[neat locust]

stupid truffle

[shell crane]

is this the opposite of gentle parenting- using hate as motivator

[full sky]

yeah and its bad

probably the main cause of generational trauma

[neat locust]

thx !

[full sky]

but i think that's not stardew related so ill stop

[loud fossil]

Lollll, I guess HAGS will never die

[lofty herald]

Everyones different, different ethics, morals and practices.

[full sky]

thats valid, bagel

[lofty herald]

true

forgot what channel this was

[full sky]

the novice farmer channels

[loud fossil]

I can’t tell if you guys were arguing/beefing/whatever you wanna call it, or just messing around w each other lmaooo

[silent jay]

Are chests one size, or are they upgradeable so they can fit more stuff?

[sterile trench]

[waxen tiger]

I'm on level 23!!! Only 2 more to get the farmer role

[lofty herald]

im j talking

i talk alot

[full sky]

They are only one-size

[vestal urchin]

same

[vestal urchin]

||you can buy big chest recipe for 5k from robin||

[silent jay]

Man I have so many chests I'm getting annoyed lol

[full sky]

(1.6 spoiler.) ||Big Chests can be bought at Robin's, nearly double the size of Chests||

[silent jay]

Ooooh okay thanks

[full sky]

No problem <3

[sterile trench]

Your husband named sebastian too? What are the odds

[full sky]

hey @lofty herald do you like theories

[cobalt hare]

Guys my sister grew only cauliflower in the first season and gave like 18 to jodi 💀

[full sky]

[full sky]

good for her! she knows how to make relationships work

wait that isnt even a loved gift 😭

[full sky]

1/5

[shell crane]

i too love shoving cauliflowers in people's hands hoping to make friends

[lofty herald]

I love theories, mostly political/world power ones (not allowed here) though space and the idea of high powers beyond humans are also interesting to me

[shell crane]

i shoud try it in stardew next

[full sky]

that's true

wanna make some theories?

[loud fossil]

Yeah! He’s got this beautiful black, long hair and he smokes cigs so he’s a bad boy what about your Sebastian?

[silent jay]

||Can you upgrade your tools on the toolbench?||

[cobalt hare]

Well not exactly 18 more like 6 BUT SHE GREW SO MUCH BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT JODI NEEDED 10 AND SHE WAS GIVING 2 CAULIFLOWER TO JODI EVERY WEEK

[ocean vapor]

How about the Grand Unified Theory of Why Lewis Won't Marry Marnie?

[full sky]

Only at the Blacksmith

[silent jay]

Awww man oh well

[full sky]

that's epistemological 😔

[sterile trench]

Wait are there only 5 marriage candidates? Could've sworn there were more

[full sky]

5 bachelors, 5 bachelorettes

a husband is male, a wife is female

[ocean vapor]

Weren't there six each?

[full sky]

they specified husband

[full sky]

i thought so too

[cobalt hare]

Guys I hate clint so much I WANT HIM TO TAKE MULTIPLE TOOLS AT ONE TIME

[full sky]

wait what

[sterile trench]

Omg sounds like they could be twins seb noooo

[shell crane]

one got evicted

[full sky]

oh yeah no shane isn't counted

i dont liek him.m.,.

[lofty herald]

sure, about what

[full sky]

the grand unified theory of why lewis wont marry marnie?

[cobalt hare]

My other sister married shane then divorced him 💀

[full sky]

good for her!

[ocean vapor]

Shortest one doesn't count as a full man

[sterile trench]

Marlon threatened him

[full sky]

real

[cobalt hare]

Why can't I romance linus

[young shale]

shane is very mopey as a husband

[full sky]

LMAO nice one

[full sky]

because he's not a bachelor

[loud fossil]

Talking about Lewis and Marnie, I always wondered why when you get the quest to ||get his pantaloons|| - why doesn’t he just grab them? By the time we have enough hearts with Marnie early game to grab them, it’ll be like 2 seasons later.. so he doesn’t go in her room for a couple seasonsssss?

[full sky]

he probably forgor

[loud fossil]

Idk what I need to spoiler tag in that so someone lmk if I need to put a tag on anything

[full sky]

nah its invisible to him if he takes it off

[waxen tiger]

I got 3 weeks until I summer break!!!

[shell crane]

the first person i befreiended when i first starting playing was shane. then i thought my friend liedt o me about this being a cozy fun game

[full sky]

its like The Emperor's New Clothes except its backwards and i't's the mayor

[full sky]

lmaoo

[sterile trench]

Imagine Shane or Haley being your introduction to sdv after Robin and Lewis ofc

[lofty herald]

well, I think he likes to keep his options open, marnie is a merely a side hoe in that case. Who would the main be though?

[ocean vapor]

The first thing you gotta know is that Lewis is just Retired Luigi. Overalls over a green shirt, flat cap, tidy mustache, big nose and small chin. Lewis even has a family recipe for an Italian dish (Spaghetti).

QED Lewis was a former italian plumber.

[full sky]

marlon

[ocean vapor]

Even the names are similar. He didn't try very hard.

[full sky]

HOLY FUCK.,.

[cobalt hare]

I went around linus everyday in my first game I always gave him a fish or a foragable and he never complained this is why I think linus deserves the best besides the one time he handed me a piece of trash and said it reminded me of you

[loud fossil]

Invisible buttbags, interesting!

[full sky]

NEW THEORY APPROACHING

[lofty herald]

I could see it lowk

[shell crane]

[loud fossil]

Yay! Summa timeeee

[full sky]

you can, cant you

[mystic marsh]

Just threw my weapon into the river 🫦

[shell crane]

i see the theory forming in your brain

[full sky]

Yes, my translucent brain

[vestal urchin]

uh ph

[lofty herald]

doesnt seem far off

[sterile trench]

How does that happen?

[cobalt hare]

I like to give lewis hated gifts only in winter because I hate him

[ocean vapor]

In order to marry someone in the valley, you need to acquire a Mermaid Pendant from the Old Mariner. According to one of the books in the library, he is rumored to be a ghost.

Luigi is terrified of ghosts.

Therefore:
Lewis won't marry Marnie because Luigi is afraid of ghosts.

[full sky]

The neurons are firing!!!

[cobalt hare]

but I need to make friends with him still

[vestal urchin]

good job

[mystic marsh]

Trying to move inventory around for fishing

[sterile trench]

Rip

[mystic marsh]

💔

[full sky]

HOLY FUCK

[shell crane]

you can buy more weapons at the guild!. or reset the day

[full sky]

giga do you want to be a theorist

[mystic marsh]

I have 188 gold LMAO think I'll just reset the day

[cobalt hare]

HELP THE LEWIS AND LUIGI LORE ARE THE SAME IS CRAZY???

[loud fossil]

I’m thinking about making a really aesthetic notion template for perfection with the new 1.6 content 🤔 and maybe one for perfection with the expanded mod. Would any of yall use it if I made those?

[full sky]

It's not too far off...

[shut goblet]

Hiya ☺️🫶🏼

[full sky]

Yeah I wanna make one TOO

[ocean vapor]

It started as a shitpost, years ago, and the more I thought about it, the more sense it started making

[full sky]

except in OBSIDIAN

[loud fossil]

Hiii!

[shell crane]

hopefully you didnt do too much!

[full sky]

And Lewis is loaded

[shell crane]

hello!!

[silent jay]

||wait I can't upgrade my hoe to iridium quality?||

[loud fossil]

I thought this was a COMPLETELY different word

[full sky]

please no

[cobalt hare]

GUYS THIS LORE IS CRAZY

[sterile trench]

Yea you can

[loud fossil]

Let’s race to see who makes one faster

[cobalt hare]

GUYS IS MARNIE DAISY??

[full sky]

you

[oak owl]

All tools can go to iridium

[full sky]

it needs to go through all the other upgrades first

[silent jay]

It's gold it won't let me

[loud fossil]

Sorry, I’m confused 😅😭

[cobalt hare]

MARNIE = DAISY??

[full sky]

standard --> copper --> steel --> gold --> ✨ iridium ✨

[full sky]

NO NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK

[sterile trench]

Do you have 5 iridium bar and the gold?

[full sky]

Maybe you're upgrading something else right now?

[oak owl]

Whyyyyy

[ocean vapor]

Do I look like I'm even in the vicinity of fucking around with this

[full sky]

25,000g and 5 Iridium Bars for the upgrade

[full sky]

IM WRITING THIS DOWN

[oak owl]

Yeah only 1 tool at a time can be done

[cobalt hare]

GIGAFREAK IS MARNIE DAISY ALSO??

[ocean vapor]

Fuck, I don't know.

[oak owl]

Lewis is lugies alt personality 🫣

[full sky]

So there is definitely a transversal portal that creats a rift in a universe's spacetime

[shell crane]

do youhave a theory notebook

[sterile trench]

But they would have gotten the message that Clint is working on whatever tool it is right now

[oak owl]

Did they have the right stuff needed bars and money wise ?

[ocean vapor]

I'm pretty sure Gus is Mario, though. He, too, has the same family recipe for the same Italian dish (serves Spaghetti as part of the Saloon's everyday menu)

[silent jay]

Oh I know what happened || I got a gold scythe from a cave and i stopped using my original one|| I'm such a dork

[full sky]

This was first seen during the era of the ancient farmers when certain crops from the ||qi realm|| leaked into the overworld, and the ancient farmers tried to replicate it, albeit defective, making ancient fruit

[grave blade]

Stop fueling poech and sada’s game theory rants

[ocean vapor]

He just... put more effort into his disguise, because Mario has always been more competent at most things than Luigi

[full sky]

this would probably be another transversal leak

[inner spear]

im snitching hard all bc i hate ur ass

put that damn smile away

turn that smile upside down lil bro

[loud fossil]

@grave blade has anyone bought you a coffee w you having that in your link? Lowkey wanna do that too

[full sky]

NO...

[sterile trench]

Bruh why ppl hate Demetrius 😭

[oak owl]

Oh right yeah you get the next || sythe a different way it isn't upgraded in the blacksmith ||

[ocean vapor]

🙃

[inner spear]

HJELP

[grave blade]

Never

[full sky]

maybe MARNIE IS BOWSER

[cobalt hare]

ARE THEY THE SAME??

[full sky]

no marnie is bowser

[inner spear]

he neglects seb

[loud fossil]

He’s as flavorful as water

[sterile trench]

You right

[cobalt hare]

BRO WHY WOULD LUIGI BE DATING BOWSER??

[oak owl]

Yikes

[loud fossil]

LMAO, that sucks. I hope someone will buy you a coffee soon

[full sky]

to plan against gus who is MARIO... take over the republic...

[sterile trench]

Water is good tho

[silent jay]

Yeah I'm like thinking it's a bug in my game lol 😆 I need to go search for my original hoe

[loud fossil]

HES BORING, you can’t say he’s not boring

[lofty herald]

very wise talk in wizards tower

[inner spear]

im npt just a bitch

im a bitch with a backstory

-shane

[lofty herald]

little do they know the cameras about to go on

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[loud fossil]

Water is very good, just has no flavor compared to other drinks yk

[grave blade]

I do guides for another game and just put this ko-fi link on for funsies. Forgot about it too.

[cobalt hare]

GUYS I THINK THE WIZARD IS KAMEK

[sterile trench]

Gotcha

[oak owl]

Oh right its your hoe yeah you'll need the right amount of bars and money and for him to not be doing any other tools rn

[loud fossil]

Like you make game guides for people to buy? Have you made one for stardew?

[oak owl]

Oh god yeah I pay him no attention

[full sky]

BAGEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING 😭

[sterile trench]

He gets interesting during ||the green rain|| 1.6

[shut goblet]

I chose Shane for my first marriage since it’s my first time playing and u have realized I cannot fix him LOL

[grave blade]

Nah just digital gameplay guides for a separate skill based game

[cobalt hare]

SAME PEOPLE CONFIRMED GUYS??

[shell crane]

WHATS HAPPENING

[loud fossil]

Same, the ONLY reason I’ve gotten hearts with him is bc I talk to him if he’s there whenever I go say hi to robin, Maru, and Sebastian. But now I’m being forced to friend him for perfection

[full sky]

THE WIZARD TOWER VC 😭

[oak owl]

That's what I'll be doing

[full sky]

obviously not, no

[loud fossil]

Ooo really? Like he gets a new event or something?

[cobalt hare]

BUT THEY BOTH KNOW MAGIC OBVIOUSLY THE SAME

[silent jay]

Aiya my original scythe has not been upgraded at all 😅

[grave blade]

SEA spotted

[loud fossil]

Ohhh that’s cool! I’m thinking about making a digital guide/checklist (for cc and perfection) for stardew so I’ll be joining you in the digital guide book creating club

[sterile trench]

||he wears like a hazmat suit which is kinda cool|| 1.6

[loud fossil]

Pls don’t die of boredom 😅

[supple kernel]

do you get the same amount of cash selling at pierres shop then the basket next to your house

[young shale]

yes

[oak owl]

I might

[grave blade]

Scythe can’t be upgrade
…
…?

[loud fossil]

Excited to see that, I haven’t gotten to the ||green rain|| yet. Idek how you unlock that or how it happens haha

[sterile trench]

Does anyone go out their way to befriend the wizard? His house is too out the way bruh 😭

[oak owl]

Nope

[ocean vapor]

Selling at Pierre's can be advantageous due to giving you the money right away. Certain achievements and quests require specifically shipping items, however, and selling to Pierre does not count as that.

[sterile trench]

I think it's random

[grave blade]

Yeah good I thought it was a TIL moment for me

[oak owl]

You get betters ones but I won't spoil how

[loud fossil]

Nope! You can only get the ||golden scythe in the cave at the quarry|| then you can get an ||iridium one at a diff cave||

[grave blade]

It’s fine guys I’m not at this part of the game!

[oak owl]

Its okay I just try my best not to spoil things

[rotund epoch]

Hi chat

[grave blade]

[vestal urchin]

okay what the fuck

[sterile trench]

Hey

[oak owl]

Sup

[inner spear]

happy noisesw

[full sky]

6 more to go

[vestal urchin]

whats ur pfp from before i lose my marbles, it looks familiar but i cant quite get it

[severe glen]

yo wsg @smoky yoke@full sky@lofty herald@lilac holly

what u guys doing

[full sky]

hi

we're talking about coding

[grave blade]

Looks like dr stone

[severe glen]

nice

[vestal urchin]

make sure to gift him a loved gift on his bday

[sterile trench]

Is it not Eren aot?

[rotund epoch]

Stardew Valley Luffy?

[vestal urchin]

no 😭

[oak owl]

That's what I thought

[vestal urchin]

it looks like it first glance tho

[young shale]

that is not eren for sure

[ruby dune]

lovely pfp man

[grave blade]

✅

[severe glen]

bruh

[vestal urchin]

i used to have an eren pfp, its my default

[severe glen]

how much exp do i need to talk in vc

[cobalt hare]

Eren. I'm not gonna ask

[young shale]

eren hate gang

[vestal urchin]

level 5

[severe glen]

thats so stupid why cant i talk

[vestal urchin]

nhil hate gang /j

[sterile trench]

Gabi hate gang

[young shale]

[vestal urchin]

REAL.

ugh

[severe glen]

can someone give me the perm to talk

[young shale]

idk anything abt snk

only seen s1

[vestal urchin]

gotta level up

[oak owl]

No.

[severe glen]

how do i check my level

[oak owl]

You only need go be lv5 or so

[vestal urchin]

#governors-mansion /lvl

[grave blade]

#governors-mansion

[young shale]

i have played the games tho (didnt finish the second one)

[karmic heart]

how do i get those little rocks and bushes out on the bus stop so i can decorate ot

[severe glen]

/lvl

[vestal urchin]

#governors-mansion

[vestal urchin]

i dont think u can

[oak owl]

Oh nice I'm lv11

[sterile trench]

Wdym

[vestal urchin]

YEAHHH

[young shale]

Yuhhh

"merry christmas sam, heres a joja cola !"

[vestal urchin]

buyin him a pizza

[lone shale]

i hate how sams name is samson

[karmic heart]

i wanna decorate it

[sterile trench]

?

[sterile trench]

Oh idk if you can

[lone shale]

like does anyone want to say anything else? is maru short for marugielle?

[lone shale]

sam is a nickname

[sterile trench]

But how did you find out it was short for samson?

[lone shale]

he says it in game

[grave blade]

He says it in a dialogue

[craggy shore]

6 heart dialogue

[sterile trench]

Oh

[young shale]

its so tragic

i lost my facking tabs screams

[grave blade]

Kent is short for Kentarō

[young shale]

my farm planner...

[waxen tiger]

What's everyone's fishes in Stardew?

[grave blade]

Almost as if you can restore your tabs

[lone shale]

i will take the carp

[vestal urchin]

midnight carp

[young shale]

ur so right

[proven halo]

hey friends

[young shale]

hallo

[proven halo]

i’m at skewl

[grave blade]

[young shale]

fun

[waxen tiger]

Hey Kitty, how is you?

[proven halo]

good hru

[vestal urchin]

were u in this serv before or did we both get here march 29th ☠️

[waxen tiger]

I'm doing good, gaming a little bit, and off to bed soon

[vestal urchin]

awesome sauce

[young shale]

im guessing we joined same day

[vestal urchin]

thas kewl

[inner spear]

we have something in common

idont like talking to people face to face

[lone shale]

imagine if sebastian is a nickname

[young shale]

emo

[inner spear]

makes me anxious

[vestal urchin]

sebby is his nick

[inner spear]

or seb

[vestal urchin]

robin calls em sebby

[sterile trench]

Bream

[young shale]

i prefer not talking at all

[sterile trench]

Real

[short torrent]

Real

[grave blade]

Sebastian’s sister Sentomaru

[vestal urchin]

FISHING 10 AYYAA

[young shale]

yuhh

[vestal urchin]

freedom

[inner spear]

talking to family members or just being part of big family events makes me stressed, so i always stay hidden in my room or if im at my aunts i stay hidden in the living room

[vestal urchin]

i like events if im w friends

[inner spear]

real

[young shale]

i like talking to relatives as long as they are on my mom's side

[short torrent]

Yippie

[vestal urchin]

bro my only friend didnt go to hoco and i died inside and left early

[inner spear]

half real

[young shale]

i prefer family events over events with my friends

[vestal urchin]

nah man

[sterile trench]

[short torrent]

I like talking to my relatives bit only the ones I know

[young shale]

im not into parties. i dont like dancing or chatting with people i dont know. no point in attending

[inner spear]

i like hanging with friends, its comforting to get out of the house away from my parents

[sterile trench]

"Are you well?"

[inner spear]

ermmmn 1.6

[grave blade]

There’s a lot of Asian influence in SDV huh

[short torrent]

He's a bit stupid

[cobalt hare]

Sucks, I already told everyone

[vestal urchin]

||ima have a ct and a dog in this save||

[vestal urchin]

what

[short torrent]

||The outfit||

[vestal urchin]

ouu

[young shale]

i suppose so. i guess i dont rlly like going out much unless i really want to. im rlly comfortable around my mom so i j prefer being inside w her :p

[oak owl]

Ima get them allll and it'll cost 960k

[vestal urchin]

forgot ab the ||winter fits||

[shell crane]

why did elliot get deleted

oh

[vestal urchin]

||i got all the cats||

[young shale]

debating on whether to play stardew or draw

[cobalt hare]

Last Friday night

[vestal urchin]

stardew for life

[sterile trench]

They got the sakura trees too

[young shale]

[cobalt hare]

Play Stardew, all the time

[short torrent]

I used to have a mod that added them so I forget aswell

[inner spear]

i have mommy issues 😭 i wanna save up and move to norway when im older with friends

[oak owl]

I'm gonna get every one you can and have so many things on the farm

[young shale]

rip

me who is attached 2 my mother

[cobalt hare]

Last Friday Night, yes we dance on table tops

[grave blade]

I think we are onto something

[short torrent]

Draw stardew

[inner spear]

dude i want robin as my mom

[young shale]

the thought of moving out is sickening but not bc id have to leave my mom but bc i dont wanna pay 3k rent

[proven halo]

but no asian NPC

ni hao

[viscid brook]

I kinda wanna try and get fishing level 10 on spring of year 1

[cobalt hare]

I want Caroline as my mom

[loud fossil]

Just moved into a house 3 hrs away from home with my bf and our two friends.. I have mommy issues as in I MISS MY MOMMY

[proven halo]

u got this!!

[near spruce]

Hey guys I need help. I played a game with my friend yesterday and now she can’t join. The invite code doesn’t appear in my options? I need help!

[young shale]

i wanna draw my farmer w alex but i have no ideas

[vestal urchin]

i want marnie as my mom

[grave blade]

Jodi’s husband is Kent||arō-san||

[viscid brook]

Im already level 2 on day 3

[proven halo]

were u guys on the same wifi

[sterile trench]

After I get the tea saplings I stop talking to Caroline 😭

[near spruce]

no it wasn’t LAN

[loud fossil]

Did you open it through co-op? You can also turn on multiplayer through the settings menu

[cobalt hare]

I keep bothering her, I'm at 10 hearts with her

[short torrent]

Maybe draw the two of you playing ball/ having him teach you how to play??

[proven halo]

definitely

[young shale]

if my hand cooperates

[inner spear]

where you go i go.

[short torrent]

That's way to relatable

[near spruce]

How?

[sterile trench]

Draw Alex ||bench pressing you||

[inner spear]

i wanna draw my farmer with seb 😭

[young shale]

NEED

[vestal urchin]

" " we all say in unison

[short torrent]

[inner spear]

[young shale]

alex is my pookie (until he opens his mouth)

[oak owl]

I was almost tempted to buy the stardew blanket that has the map on it

[short torrent]

Hate his dialog

[vestal urchin]

exactly

[inner spear]

real, he was my first choice when i first got stardew but i ended up marrying harvey

[young shale]

i can deal w the sexism. i cant deal w the work out talk

[short torrent]

Same then I met Shane

[craggy shore]

Shane 🤮

[young shale]

alex is sweet and a cutie patootie

[sterile trench]

Real... same with seb sometimes too

[vestal urchin]

i love seb and his dialog

[young shale]

sebastian is too angsty and emo

[inner spear]

ughhh i need drawing ideas wit my farmer and seb YOUVE CURSED ME

[craggy shore]

Sebastian is every teenage girl's dream boy

[young shale]

[sterile trench]

He just be too nonchalant sometimes... give me chalant

[loud fossil]

If I recall correctly, when you scroll down in the settings tab (the controller icon at the top when you go to your inventory/player stats) there will be a “start multiplayer/co-op” button and it’ll let you create an invite code

[inner spear]

I love harvey

[young shale]

i was surprised to not be into sebastian

[short torrent]

I like him but not as a marriage candidate

[young shale]

physically my type but hes too depressing

[craggy shore]

He likes frogs

[inner spear]

harvey is the cuddly and clingy type IM TELLING YALL

[young shale]

it dont help his case

harvey is the worst he looks like the guy from the lovely bones

[inner spear]

[young shale]

cant trust him fr fr

[vestal urchin]

winter 19 still no truffle from tm..

[inner spear]

YEA WELL U LIKE ALEX

SO..

[young shale]

ALEX IS HOT

[short torrent]

[vestal urchin]

hes basic

imo

[inner spear]

ALEX SUCKS

[young shale]

I AINT MARRY FOR HIS PERSONALITY

[short torrent]

Ermm..

[vestal urchin]

LMAO

[inner spear]

HE SUCKS BOOTY

[young shale]

[sterile trench]

Omggg nooo

[inner spear]

AND HARVEY IS HOT

AND HES SO SWEET

[sterile trench]

Real

[vestal urchin]

ehhh

[young shale]

[inner spear]

the edits got to me

[short torrent]

[inner spear]

theyve plagued me

[young shale]

THIS KILLED ME LMFAOOO

[short torrent]

LMAO

[young shale]

where is his mustache !!!

[inner spear]

eated it

got hungry

[young shale]

i can nvr get behind a man w a mustache

[inner spear]

WOWWW

[young shale]

this goes 4 every man

[inner spear]

harvey is so nice

he makes u breakfast

[young shale]

when my celebrity crush had a mustache i could not get behind it at all that j proves it for me

[short torrent]

Why does he stand like that

[young shale]

everyone makes breakfast

[inner spear]

STOPPP

[sterile trench]

His ||hot air balloon event ||

[inner spear]

that was so cute

[short torrent]

Cannon

[vestal urchin]

im romancing everyone but harvey, maru, penny and alex

[young shale]

nobody lives up to haley </3

[inner spear]

😦 not marrying seb anymore

WAS DOING IT FOR U

./j

[oak owl]

Oof

[vestal urchin]

i cant get over harveys portrait

[full sky]

i don't think you can mention that since it's his 10 heart event

[sterile trench]

Good, he's already married to me

[short torrent]

She's the best marriage candidate and no one can change my mind

[inner spear]

"I enjoy watching you."

[young shale]

i thought u can mention 10 heart but not 14 ?

[vestal urchin]

maybe the second one

[inner spear]

we dont talk abt those.

[full sky]

No discussion at all of content that occurs after Community Center/Joja Development completion or 10-heart (or higher) character events. Those topics are better suited for ⁠seasoned-farmers.

[young shale]

2nd one isnt that bad im not gl

[shell crane]

second pic was him in med school

[short torrent]

Oh!

[young shale]

ooo

[sterile trench]

Sigh

[craggy shore]

False

[full sky]

10 hearts and up can't be mentioned in this channel, i think

[young shale]

i wouldve liked harvey w/o the mustache

[full sky]

if you say Sophia i am going to spontaneously self-combust

[young shale]

WHO

[craggy shore]

Ong Seb vs. Harvey goes hard

[vestal urchin]

im gonna get hate crimed if i show the seb version id marry

[young shale]

old alex looks like leon kennedy it was perf..

[inner spear]

bros got greasy ass hair

[short torrent]

Show

[sterile trench]

Show ittt

[young shale]

sophia...

[full sky]

[vestal urchin]

guys pls

[inner spear]

whos sophia

[full sky]

finna turn me into an angry roger

[young shale]

sve

[vestal urchin]

modded

[short torrent]

....

[inner spear]

NAWW

[sterile trench]

...

[full sky]

an npc from a stardew mod

[vestal urchin]

STOP RN

[craggy shore]

Bro looks like a wet mop

[short torrent]

What the flip

[young shale]

its giving L from death note

[inner spear]

she looks freaky

[vestal urchin]

u right

[young shale]

in the worst possible way

[full sky]

she's cute yeah

[waxen tiger]

Does anyone have a favorite dish in Stardew?

[craggy shore]

Me
I love Haley

[inner spear]

if one of yall say you ur married to maru i will self combust

[full sky]

triple shot espresso if that counts

[short torrent]

Haleys the best

[young shale]

haley gang

[craggy shore]

You said no one lives up to Haley

What kind of goofy character arc is you

[waxen tiger]

Yep that counts

[young shale]

[full sky]

cool, then that

[inner spear]

i like this vers better

his shirts awesome saucwe

[young shale]

thats j reg sebastian pls

[sterile trench]

Meanwhile I'll take this version of seb

[short torrent]

Why does he look so pissed

[inner spear]

hes a bit grumpy

[shell crane]

oh

[vestal urchin]

UGH I SAW THATATATT

[inner spear]

REAL

[short torrent]

Now that i can understand

[inner spear]

CARA MIAAAAAAAAA

[inner spear]

MI AMOR

[vestal urchin]

real

[inner spear]

<33333

[craggy shore]

Send pics of other marriage candidates ong

[vestal urchin]

:3

[vestal urchin]

uh oh

i might not have enough to buy a bunch of stuff from robin n clint

[inner spear]

harvey is so awesome sauce

[craggy shore]

Ugly

[inner spear]

the art or 😭

[sterile trench]

Cute

[inner spear]

gheir art is super pretty

[craggy shore]

Art is good
Harvey isnt

[loud fossil]

Fighter or scout for combat

[vestal urchin]

fighter

[craggy shore]

Beautiful

[sterile trench]

This Haley could tell me my outfit is ugly

[inner spear]

❤️

[vestal urchin]

real

[inner spear]

i love harvey

[vestal urchin]

ion see it tbh

[loud fossil]

His mustache is scary in this omg

[inner spear]

HOW 😭

yall be dissing my boy

[inner spear]

HEWLP

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[waxen tiger]

I'm about to go sleep, good night friends!!! Sleep tight!

[loud fossil]

Looks like he’s got secrets hidden in that monstrous thing

[inner spear]

chest pupplies boobs melons double D's/lyr

[sterile trench]

Same and gn

[loud fossil]

Good night! Have a good Friday tmrw

[vestal urchin]

Goodnight!

[oak owl]

Night

[vestal urchin]

wow bro

[shell crane]

Goodnight!!

[inner spear]

nighty nighty

[loud fossil]

Guyssss fighter or scout for lvl 5 combat profession

[young shale]

fighter

[vestal urchin]

FIGHTER

[oak owl]

Is there even a use for children you have

[vestal urchin]

previously stated

[vestal urchin]

nope

[young shale]

being cute

[loud fossil]

THANK YOU DONT YELL AT ME IM SENSITIVE /j

[oak owl]

They defo aren't cute

[young shale]

wow smh

[loud fossil]

This would be a hilarious question if it was asked anywhere else

[young shale]

i think theyre adorable

[inner spear]

!harvey

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !harvey.

[inner spear]

coochie coochie coo

[oak owl]

Lmao

[loud fossil]

I didn’t see this mb, so many pics of Harvey around it 🥲

[vestal urchin]

lmao

[static shard]

helloooooooooo

[vestal urchin]

hiya

[young shale]

idk how tf to use procreate

[static shard]

hiyaaaaaaa

[vestal urchin]

real

[static shard]

just wait

[vestal urchin]

i kinda wanna invest in procreate and something to use it on like an ipad idk

[young shale]

clip studio paint gang 4ever

[oak owl]

[inner spear]

i founbd a cute image of harvey yall wanna see

[vestal urchin]

no

[craggy shore]

My mind has a different meaning to this word but I can't say it

[vestal urchin]

./j

[vestal urchin]

☠️

[young shale]

i cant even think of what it could possibly mean

[inner spear]

meif you even CARE

[oak owl]

Nasty

[inner spear]

Do yall think harvey would type :3 when texting

[young shale]

no

[oak owl]

No

[vestal urchin]

nah

[young shale]

he is like a mid 30 yr old man

[inner spear]

😭

[vestal urchin]

i would still say it when im 30 tho tbh

[inner spear]

real

[young shale]

ur also a different gen from him

[oak owl]

I think if I 30yr old sent me :3 I'd cry

[vapid mango]

he would think thats a typo lmao

[young shale]

right

[inner spear]

REAL

[vestal urchin]

LMAO

[inner spear]

my mom once asked me what :3 means

[vestal urchin]

mine probably doesnt know but i dont think she cares

[young shale]

i dont send :3 to my mom

so she doesnt know it exists

[oak owl]

Right

[vestal urchin]

mb gang

[young shale]

LMAO

[vestal urchin]

☠️

waited for maru to get under the tree i was chopping

abby was an accident i didnt mean to hit her

[inner spear]

she found it on tiktok

"(dead name) What does :3 mean?"

[oak owl]

Bruh

[vestal urchin]

i dont mean shes an accident

i accidentally hit her ☠️

[oak owl]

No ik what you meant 😂

[vestal urchin]

oh ok 😭

[inner spear]

try not to look like goku challenge (Impossible)

!sam

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sam.

[vestal urchin]

Stardew break time (I js wanted to lay in bed)

[young shale]

gonna attempt overwatch again

if all goes wrong, back to stardew

[vapid mango]

lmao real

[oak owl]

Stardew compared to all my other games is so relaxing

[grave blade]

Yes love it

Sometimes you start the day and you just admire your house

Then the window goes dim and you’re like “shit”

[oak owl]

*stands facing a wall for hrs lmao

[oak owl]

Hahahah

Hitting the sack hopefully will be on stardew more tmr

[young shale]

i shouldve stayed of overwatch

[supple kernel]

haley is at eight hearts

[vestal urchin]

Hell yeah

[vestal urchin]

@inner spear

[grand pivot]

LETS GOO

[kind island]

what should i pick?

[inner spear]

HELW[

[vestal urchin]

Blacksmith if u sell iridium bars

[young shale]

i went w prospector cuz i dont sell bars

[kind island]

LMAO

[grand pivot]

i went with blacksmith but ig either one

[supple kernel]

blacksmith could be nice so id choose that

[kind island]

oh yeah i forgot abt not selling bars

prospecter it is (i need coal so much)

[young shale]

real

[vestal urchin]

Real

I ended up buying a stack from clint

And never using it

[kind island]

why

[vestal urchin]

Idk i didnt likr that I only had 100

[kind island]

did

wait my internets so slow wth

[vestal urchin]

Do I wanna know

[vestal urchin]

Sounds like a skill issue /j

[kind island]

hm? its speedcubing lmao 😭

[cobalt hare]

Average 16-18 seconds?

[kind island]

tho to continue this,
why is coal so rare 😭

[cobalt hare]

What's that for?

[silent jay]

I would choose blacksmith

[kind island]

solving a rubik's cube as fast as possible

[vestal urchin]

Ohh

I couldn't rly decipher "cfop full pll but learning roux" mb

[kind island]

lmao

[kind island]

is it better on the long term?

cuz like

i do NOT have any coal

[grand pivot]

i farm coal sprites for coal

[kind island]

oh yeah i forgot about those

[vestal urchin]

Depends honestly, iridium bars sell for like 1500 each with blacksmith

[grand pivot]

easiest way imo

[kind island]

wait wat

:o

[vestal urchin]

I rather do wine bht i chose blacksmith anyway

Not like you can't change it later on

[kind island]

so i should pick blacksmith?

[young shale]

ik i nvr sell the bars so i didnt pick blacksmith

[kind island]

hmmmm

yeah i'll pick prospector first

[vestal urchin]

If u ever wanna sell bars then js change it in the sewers

[kind island]

how do i get to the sewers

[grand pivot]

i think some dude brokedown all the professions on steam fyi

[kind island]

and get krobus

i want him as roommate

[grand pivot]

gotta get that museum filled

[kind island]

damn.

[deep meadow]

60 artifacts donated to the museum

[vestal urchin]

Yep

[kind island]

[grand pivot]

keep hitting the mines bestie

[kind island]

ew

[deep meadow]

Or just go ape and dive into ||SC|| for omnis

[kind island]

lmao

[vestal urchin]

I have like 130 of those

[kind island]

a

[dull pagoda]

yum

it looks like blueberry jam but unfinished

[grand pivot]

do you make caviar with fish roe?

[dull pagoda]

sturgeon roe

[grand pivot]

ok thanks

just passed winter but i guess i can wait another year 🫠

[errant tendon]

I think you can catch sturgeon in summer, too.

[grand pivot]

OH YEAH

tyty

only have to wait like 2 more weeks in that case

[dull pagoda]

i'm tripping i thought sturgeon's in spring

anyways

[silent jay]

Oh wow the scythe is the one tool that cannot be upgraded 😅

[gloomy condor]

Guys who should i date

that is a guy

[grand pivot]

whats your type

[deep meadow]

Alex

if you're a guy

[grand pivot]

you can get a golden scythe

[gloomy condor]

Freindly, Flirty, Charismatic

[grand pivot]

big on if youre a guy

uhhhh

[deep meadow]

Sam/Seb if you're a girl

[grand pivot]

sam?

[deep meadow]

Only ever Alex if you're a guy

[silent jay]

I got it, but I can't get an iridium one 😅

[gloomy condor]

someone who gives me money

[grand pivot]

not very charismatic but he seems like the other two

[unique rock]

Is there somewhere I can buy apples? Don't wanna wait RN to grow a whole ass tree for the bundle item.

[silent jay]

I want all purple tools lol

[deep meadow]

(Not saying you can't marry others as a male, but Alex + Male farmer is 🔥)

[grand pivot]

no one gives you money 💔

wish they did

[gloomy condor]

ok but

someone who pays child support

[kind island]

wait...

[deep meadow]

Child support doesn't exist when you're a trillionaire

[kind island]

you can drink ||mayo|| now? :O

[gloomy condor]

No,

you can eat it.

[kind island]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[deep meadow]

It's a 1.6 feature but yeah

You also have to spoil it

[carmine grove]

I finally figured out the penultimate reason I and potentially others went for Shane

[grand pivot]

oh yeah

pls spoil tag

[errant tendon]

Spit.

[carmine grove]

Midwest Emo.

[grand pivot]

for console players like me

[kind island]

wait omg you just ||chug a WHOLE CASE OF MAYO ||

[zinc lotus]

Guys I need help

[grand pivot]

dont get yall but hope yall are happy

[kind island]

and you do it casually oml

[silent jay]

Wait didn't Sam and Shane work at joja mart, but now where will they work? 😅

[grand pivot]

with what

[young shale]

they dont

[deep meadow]

Shane helps Marnie, and Sam gets a job at the library

[carmine grove]

We ain't but we're alive and that's what matters

[silent jay]

Oh okay

[young shale]

o ya forgot he went there

[cobalt hare]

is it bad that I have watched like every 100 day stardew video

[zinc lotus]

My friend just fell asleep playing Stardew valley in our world, and the days keep going by because his character is in the bed. 😭 is there a way I can shut the game from my side that’ll shut it from his side too?

[young shale]

shane aint got no job doe

[grand pivot]

thats surviving not thriving

[proud pivot]

Sell something in the shipping bin

[grand pivot]

toji pfp i see 👀

[silent jay]

He worked at joja mart

[young shale]

im talking abt after

[carmine grove]

Tbh I thought Marnie's dance only applied when you married Shane

[zinc lotus]

But I have to go 😭

[proud pivot]

So?

[zinc lotus]

I need to turn off my game

[proud pivot]

Selling something will cause the Sell-screen to pop up at night for him

[carmine grove]

Like she's dancing like "YESSSSSSSSS I GOT THE HOUSE TO MYSELF AGAIN"

[proud pivot]

which he would need to confirm to pass

[zinc lotus]

Our money isn’t shared

[deep meadow]

Looks about as good as it tastes

oh that's squid ink ravioli

[young shale]

is he the host or are you ?

[zinc lotus]

Him 😢

[grand pivot]

why would you ever eat that

[cobalt hare]

I personally play without shared money because we like to do our seprate kinda thing but while still playing together one of us will try to get funds for a coop while another a barn or collecting resources to get things

[proud pivot]

Do bombs in multiplayer hurt all players regardless of who places them?

[deep meadow]

irl +3 fishing level

[young shale]

i think so

[zinc lotus]

Oooh good idea

[young shale]

bomb him i fear..

[grand pivot]

should

[proud pivot]

If you can bomb your friend (in stardew), you can force him to go to Harvey

[grand pivot]

LOL

[deep meadow]

Block him with fences until 2 am

[zinc lotus]

It’s the only solution 😭

[young shale]

gotta make note its stardew

[undone turret]

IS THIS A REAL BOOK

[zinc lotus]

He’s in the bed 😭

[deep meadow]

it is a real book

[young shale]

yes

[undone turret]

HUH

[grand pivot]

bomb him (in stardew)

[undone turret]

I WANT IT

[young shale]

buy it

[undone turret]

how much is it

[deep meadow]

https://stardewvalleycookbook.com/

[zinc lotus]

Will the bomb break his furniture

[undone turret]

Dang

[grand pivot]

yes?

[young shale]

20 bucks

[grand pivot]

i think so

[undone turret]

That's very cool

Are they like real recipes?

[young shale]

yes

[deep meadow]

Yeah

I've thought about making the pink cake

[young shale]

i wanna buy it but i need to stop impulse buying

[undone turret]

OH MY GOSH

[zinc lotus]

Can a bomb kill children in Stardew valley

[young shale]

no

[zinc lotus]

Ok

this is gonna take a while

[cobalt hare]

I have a question what money prefrences do people like in co-op seprate money or shared

[deep meadow]

No but there might be a way later on

[zinc lotus]

And a lot of bombs 😭

[young shale]

separate

[grand pivot]

|| you can crit your kid tho ||

[deep meadow]

||crit|| the baby

[kind island]

hm

[grand pivot]

nice

[kind island]

hmmmm

[zinc lotus]

He’s not dying ahh

[kind island]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

well im broke now

[grand pivot]

???

[deep meadow]

Mods forgive me but he looks so ugly without the portrait mod

[cobalt hare]

I have so much coal I use my friends spare cabin for trash machines and put a bunch of trash in there which turns into iron, stone, and coal and stuff like that

[kind island]

😭

[grand pivot]

LOL i mean it is clint

[kind island]

im so jealous

[grand pivot]

but what portrait mod?

[kind island]

i n e e d t h a t

[young shale]

cutee

[kind island]

h o w

[grand pivot]

huh

v cute

[deep meadow]

(the mod is Nyapu's portraits)

[kind island]

h o w d o i i n s t a l l m o d s

[cobalt hare]

GUYS I REMEMBER IN MY NEW SAVE I STARTED YESTERDAY I PLAYED FOR 6 HOURS OKAY AND NOT A SINGLE TIME DID IT RAIN AND IM ON SUMMER 8 AND I HAVE THE GOLD AND IRON TO UPGRADE IT TWICE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY SPRINKLERS BECAUSE I USE THE BEACH FARM IT ONLY RAINED ONCE ON DAY 3 BUT THAT IS A GAURENTEED RAIN DAY

[young shale]

i would use portrait mods but it would look to different from vanilla

[young shale]

u can ask on modded farmers :o

[zinc lotus]

The bombs aren’t killing him 😭

[cobalt hare]

Smapi and then you download the mod u want

[deep meadow]

It's also one of the only mods that changes the ||syrup bear||

[young shale]

or youtube videos

[deep meadow]

!gettingstarted

[novel thistle]

If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide

To use this command, type !gettingstarted.

[zinc lotus]

I’ve used 22 mega bombs he’s still not dead

[deep meadow]

@kind island

[grand pivot]

rip

[deep meadow]

It's pretty easy to set up mods

updating all your mods however?

[zinc lotus]

Wait

Does the bed heal you

[cobalt hare]

I ALSO HAVE 120 BLUEBERRYS TO WATER EVERY DAY WITHOUT A UPGRADE

[young shale]

only if you sleep

[deep meadow]

only if asleep

[zinc lotus]

He’s in it does it count as asleep

[deep meadow]

If you're in solo the bathhouse is still better

if his eyes are closed he's asleep

[proud pivot]

Well, in multiplayer it restores energy from just sitting there... So maybe it also heals you in multiplayer the same way.

[cobalt hare]

Idk but in multiplayer it does restore your energy so if the other person is doing something and you have no energy you can restore it slowly without actually moving on to the next day

[grand pivot]

lmaoo

[lost oriole]

Summer 13 is guaranteed rain

Also for future reference you can upgrade on spring 27 since you don't need to water on spring 28

[zinc lotus]

UGH

I wasted 22 mega bombs 😭