stardew-valley

[frank tangle]

only clubbing for me #clubspecial

[fluid vortex]

real

[gusty swallow]

with the new update, you could become a master in dagger

[frank tangle]

theyre so small i cant 😭

[lavish basin]

Clubs are the best

[frank tangle]

yeahhh club gang

[median forge]

Right just got the game what's the basics I should know

[heady estuary]

Random survey. Do you people like Stardew Fishing?

[gusty swallow]

thou shall have fun

[ocean wraith]

I heard most people dont

[ocean wraith]

Shakespeare is that u?

[frank tangle]

theres 28 days in a season, different crops are compatible with different seasons

[heady estuary]

Hot take: I do like

[ocean wraith]

Man u follow me on weekends too 😞 as if it isn’t enough in literature class

[granite orbit]

No

[whole spoke]

yeeees i can put chests in sheds. like 5 times more space efficient

[gusty swallow]

Nay, tis' I pesto

[granite orbit]

Its frustrating at some parts

[inner wave]

Sword gang bc that's all they've been dropping me

[gusty swallow]

sword gang, cause it's free

[granite orbit]

Very timeating

[frank tangle]

forced to swing... born to right click smash

[polar pecan]

i still like swords better

[lavish basin]

The special attack from hammers is just too good and fun

[frank tangle]

fr

[gusty swallow]

but sword is free

free = more moneh

[frank tangle]

so is my itch to hammer

[inner wave]

Once I do get a hammer I'll cycle them both

[gusty swallow]

monster got bonked

[frank tangle]

yeah see which one you enjoy more :)

[inner wave]

Dual wield!! In my mind

[frank tangle]

i wish 😭 strong ass farmer

[heady estuary]

Hammer is a possible drop, right?

[gusty swallow]

I wish I could cast a fireball

wizarding is the way

[frank tangle]

yeah theres clubs that can drop

[lavish basin]

You can get some from the mines

[inner wave]

POTTER

[gusty swallow]

I would drink any strange liquid the wizard gave me if it resulting me capable of firing a fireball

[inner wave]

And then u become a dragon

[whole spoke]

noooo there are 2 egg shops i overlooked

[frank tangle]

rawr

[gusty swallow]

imagine

[polar pecan]

Hmm? Egg shop?

[stray hazel]

hi

[polar pecan]

Aye

[frank tangle]

hello!

[inner wave]

Why did I read that as egg soup

[whole spoke]

||dessert festival||

[gusty swallow]

hello

[inner wave]

[hardy thistle]

Yo guys

Wsg

[stray hazel]

whats up

[gusty swallow]

cus you're a wizard harry

[polar pecan]

ohh ok

[hardy thistle]

My family members

[gusty swallow]

wait that's wrong

[lavish basin]

[gusty swallow]

you're hungry

[hardy thistle]

Yo wsg brotha

[frank tangle]

i love egg soup

[inner wave]

Mmm

[hardy thistle]

what's that

[frank tangle]

soup with egg

[polar pecan]

Yum

[gusty swallow]

is it a soup made out of egg, or an egg made out of soup?

[hardy thistle]

ohh

[hardy thistle]

loll

[frank tangle]

egg made out of soup is just balut

[inner wave]

Ohno

[fluid vortex]

good question

[inner wave]

Not balut

[polar pecan]

Uhm… pass

[frank tangle]

😭 lol i like balut though

[fluid vortex]

balut sucks af ngl

[frank tangle]

HEY

[hardy thistle]

what's that bro

[gusty swallow]

what is balut?

[inner wave]

Don't...

[gusty swallow]

why?

[fluid vortex]

as a filo i can diss balut whenever i want 🔥🔥🔥

[inner wave]

U can Google it

[fluid vortex]

duck egg with soup inside and unalive duck fetus

[polar pecan]

I can’t eat one, but i tasted the soup inside, tastes good but i can’t eat it, drink the soup inside yes.

[inner wave]

Parsnips

[frank tangle]

i would describe it but i cant describe it without it being graphic

lmfao 😭 i love it though

[frank tangle]

i love parsnips!!

[inner wave]

Good for u Boro

I cannot

[frank tangle]

thats valid

[fluid vortex]

parsnips exists irl??? 😭🙏🏼

[polar pecan]

||The best way to eat balut is be in a dark room so u won’t see it…||

[frank tangle]

LMFAO

[slow mantle]

Yes 😭

[frank tangle]

i did that as akid 😭😭😭

[fluid vortex]

that's like torturing me

[frank tangle]

ive never seen a parsnip irl actually

[fluid vortex]

that's even worse

[lavish basin]

All stardew crops do, except like ancient fruit and sweet gem berry

[frank tangle]

no theyre so real rn

in my heart at least

[inner wave]

Looks like a carrot with no ink

[frank tangle]

i thought it was a turnip at first lol

[fluid vortex]

wth

[gusty swallow]

oooh, so balut it's like a halfway chicken?

or duck

[frank tangle]

yyes

[fluid vortex]

yea

[spring bison]

no

[gusty swallow]

heh halfway chicken

[spring bison]

or almost developed embryo

It's a developed embryo

[inner wave]

A halfway chicken lmao

[fluid vortex]

duck fetus

[spring bison]

It's a duckling not a chick

[gusty swallow]

I will call it HALFWAY CHICKEN, thank you very much

[frank tangle]

thats the most flattering way to describe it

[spring bison]

^^^^^

[spring bison]

You do you pes, It goes great with vinegar and salt

[gusty swallow]

or halfway duck

or almost a duck

[frank tangle]

semi-duckling

[fluid vortex]

it ain't even almost nor halfway dawg

[gusty swallow]

I mean when it's hatch, it's a duck, but when it's not, it's almost a duck

[frank tangle]

😭

[fluid vortex]

guys what does pierre loves

[frank tangle]

my fist

[gusty swallow]

money

[frank tangle]

im kidding

[slow mantle]

"Balut is a fertilized developing egg embryo that is boiled or steamed and eaten from the shell.". There's no flattering way really

[fluid vortex]

☠️

[polar pecan]

Fried calamari

[frank tangle]

the only one i can think of is. heah that

[gusty swallow]

what's wrong with halfway duck?

[fluid vortex]

sighs

[frank tangle]

i think almost duck is a flattering way of describing it 😭

[gusty swallow]

I think it describes it perfectly

[lavish basin]

What is this convo 😭

[inner wave]

I like halfway duck

[spring bison]

exotic food

[inner wave]

We love Stardew!

[velvet forum]

Easier to give ⭐🧀 and call it a day

[slow mantle]

Some people think it's unethical. I won't get into it but that's the reason

[frank tangle]

statdew!!!!!

[fluid vortex]

bet ill send u balut to ur house

[inner wave]

NO

[gusty swallow]

well yes, if we're seeing it in moral perspection

[frank tangle]

send me them instead THANKS

[polar pecan]

There is a duck in stardew and duck egg

[gusty swallow]

but sometimes, people gotta eat

[slow mantle]

Does anyone like parsnips irl? For the people who knew it existed

[frank tangle]

i like it when they swim

[polar pecan]

Yea its cute

[lavish basin]

Never had one

[rugged quartz]

chat is ||the galaxy hammer|| worth it

[gusty swallow]

especially when they swim inside my belly

[frank tangle]

i mean i knew it existed i just never saw one..

[fluid vortex]

ill jus give him a daffodil 😓🙏🏼🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

For sure, it's great

[frank tangle]

thats foul pes 😭

[stiff bolt]

Eh. They’re a little too sweet for my taste.

[inner wave]

I've never had parsnips

[fluid vortex]

no. perish

[inner wave]

It's like they're not a species introduced here

[slow mantle]

Parsnip puree is the most boring puree. Change my mind

[gusty swallow]

ayo, roasted duck will have a place in my belly, rent free

[frank tangle]

☹️

[inner wave]

I'll imagine it's similar to white radish

[frank tangle]

ouhh..pecking duck save me....

[frank tangle]

me too. or turnips. lol idk what they taste like

[fluid vortex]

🤑

[frosty thorn]

How do i get cows?

[inner wave]

I think turnips are a lil...spicy?

[fluid vortex]

build a barn and buy em from marnie

[lavish basin]

Get a barn and buy them from marnie

[polar pecan]

You’ll need a barn and u can Buy one at marnies

[slow mantle]

Gotta build a barn from Robin, and buy the cows from Marnie

[frosty thorn]

Okay thanks

[frank tangle]

spicy?

[fluid vortex]

aren't turnips just onions or smth

[gusty swallow]

what really?

no it's different

[frosty thorn]

I can build only the coop... is that it?

[slow mantle]

Turnips? Are you on about horseradish?

[gusty swallow]

parsnips are more likely closer to turnip IIRC

[cobalt hare]

there are arrows below

[frosty thorn]

Thanks!!!!

[frank tangle]

yeah parsnips really remind me of turnips

[inner wave]

Wait

[stiff bolt]

Genuinely, are you allergic? There isn’t any spice to a turnip

[lavish basin]

There's many more options

[gusty swallow]

in food?

oh we're talking about carpenter shop

[frank tangle]

you are so silly PES

[inner wave]

[frank tangle]

😭

[inner wave]

I may be wrong

[polar pecan]

Turnips are not spicy… its singkamas in our language and my mom would sometimes add it when she make juice

[spring bison]

i hate that one tile in cindersap forest

[frank tangle]

which One

[lavish basin]

Yeah lmao

[spring bison]

the left one near marnie's ranch

[slow mantle]

That's so specific lmao

[frank tangle]

w. why

[hardy thistle]

Damn

[fluid vortex]

wtf i didn't know they were singkamas

[hardy thistle]

💀

guys I have a question btw

[fluid vortex]

shoot

[gusty swallow]

why

[whole spoke]

what do maces have over swords again? i forgot

[hardy thistle]

why peoples hate vegans

[spring bison]

can slam with the AoE instead of blocking

[lavish basin]

The special attack

[whole spoke]

sebestian is selling one that looks usefull

[spring bison]

Has a glitch in PC where you can abuse it for damage

[hardy thistle]

I mean it's their choice to be vegan and eat grasses

[spring bison]

nah, dunno the hate about vegans

[hardy thistle]

oh lol

[fluid vortex]

cus some of them protests outside fast food restaurants to stop killing animals looking like a fool

[spring bison]

might just be some specific group of people that they hate

[lavish basin]

Not very stardew related

[spring bison]

yeah

[shy meadow]

on summer year one and this is my farm....

[gusty swallow]

yeah, let's talk about food

[fluid vortex]

back to sdv

[spring bison]

move to #town-square guys please, thansk

[gusty swallow]

stardew has food

[frank tangle]

delicious looking farm!!

[hardy thistle]

oh

[fluid vortex]

why is pam there

[inner wave]

Boro gonna eat your farm

[frank tangle]

i might

i eat anything

[shy meadow]

its so small tough.. watched a 100 days thingy and they had 400 blueberries on year one summer :,)

[gusty swallow]

where will you start it first? from the north/west/east/south?

[digital igloo]

HOW DO I MAKE MY FARM PRETTIER

[shy meadow]

dont ask

[odd fossil]

Do i go scout or fighter

[hardy thistle]

I wanna know too

[spring bison]

Decorating

[shy meadow]

mods.

[spring bison]

Usually for Fighter but Scouter then Acrobat for the Skill Cool down for hammers

[fluid vortex]

🤨

[frank tangle]

ah some people are just crazy knowledgeable with the game. doesn't mean you're doing terrible

[slow mantle]

Check out #farms-and-outfits , Pinterest, reddit etc. You can also use https://stardew.info/ to plan your farm

[shy meadow]

i got like 10 melon seeds while he got almost 500 blueberry crops with quality sprinklers..

[spring bison]

do not compare your progress to others or something, just be proud with what chu doing like ehhhh

[lavish basin]

Fighter

[shy meadow]

I ONLY GOT ONE NORMAL SPRINKLER

[fluid vortex]

i miss my trashcan hat

[polar pecan]

those guys are already experienced and most probably doing a new save to do a challenge

[frank tangle]

im gonna be honest with you i cant pull that off

[shy meadow]

still... the pain

[frank tangle]

youre doing wonderful

[woeful jacinth]

I don’t think I was using any sprinklers at all until fall

[shy meadow]

the 10 melon seeds or the nearly 500 blueberry seeds?

[spring bison]

nah dw, compare yourself to blade getting 81m in y1 instead

[lavish basin]

That wasn't blade

[shy meadow]

[spring bison]

goddamnit i thought that was blade

[frank tangle]

the nearly 500 blueberries 😭😭😭😭😭😭 crazy people out there

[inner wave]

Be like Linus

[shy meadow]

ill be lucky if i get 100 hoed spots durning my playthrough

[gusty swallow]

homeless?

[frank tangle]

i think you can

and even if you cant thats ok

[inner wave]

Ey I saw that lmao

[shy meadow]

i hope so...

[polar pecan]

He has a home, well at least a tent.

[shy meadow]

had to add something to it

[harsh dawn]

What's the purpose of upgrading the hoe since it takes no energy to use?

[bronze linden]

||is the iridium band worth it to make or do I wait to get it as a drop if thats possible||

[velvet forum]

It's a home.

[gusty swallow]

you misunderstand, the earth is his home

[woeful jacinth]

I think I grew a couple hundred crops in fall of year 2. And that was with the best sprinklers

[frank tangle]

waste less time tilling

[gusty swallow]

the stars is his roof

[frank tangle]

you got this!!!

[lavish basin]

You can charge it up to till multiple tiles at once. Also, it does take energy

[gusty swallow]

the river is his bath

[spring bison]

wait the hoe tool doesn't consume energy?

[frank tangle]

also pes id start north

[velvet forum]

Yes it does

[bronze linden]

||@harsh dawn it gives you the option to hoe more soil if you hold you click when upgrades||

[spring bison]

What

[velvet forum]

[[Hoe]]

[woeful jacinth]

I made one.

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Hoe

[gusty swallow]

from top to bottom I see

[spring bison]

ah ic

[polar pecan]

If upgraded the amount of energy used decreases ig

[harsh dawn]

Oh I didn't know that, interesting. Thanks a lot guys @frank tangle @lavish basin @bronze linden

[lavish basin]

No worries

[frank tangle]

no worries!

[velvet forum]

That comes from leveling up farming

[frank tangle]

when i catch you david

[spring bison]

at least boro has an exclamation mark

[polar pecan]

Or the amount of action u make lessens

||like you only have to press 3x to cut off a tree||

[lavish basin]

Huh

[inner wave]

David is a bot

[hardy thistle]

wait

[bronze linden]

worth it? or is it possible to get better ones later one

[frank tangle]

when i catch You

[bronze linden]

wait for?

[woeful jacinth]

It’s definitely worth making. I will use it for the whole game

[lavish basin]

Nuh uuhh

[inner wave]

[shy meadow]

e-evelyn...

[gusty swallow]

why don't we have fish net or something, so we could battle all of the fish at once

[lavish basin]

Her poor back

[frank tangle]

shes old..

[shy meadow]

that poor carp..

[gusty swallow]

the ol' reliable

[shy meadow]

the really ol' reliable

[inner wave]

Evelyn needs some tigerbalm

[woeful jacinth]

The home remedies in this town are ridiculous

[shy meadow]

omg tigerbalm the saviour

[frank tangle]

its hilarious i love them

[odd fossil]

What's a ||green rain??||

[slow mantle]

Where better to get fish oil than straight from thr fish?

[woeful jacinth]

A new thing in 1.6

[polar pecan]

Need to be spoilered here since 1.6 content

[spring bison]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[lavish basin]

1.6 content which requires spoiler tags

[spring bison]

wrong reply

[frank tangle]

☹️

[gusty swallow]

fun fact, carp is actually slimy

[frank tangle]

LOL its ok

[gusty swallow]

so the slime might help with bad back

[odd fossil]

Mb

[frigid cipher]

sup

[inner wave]

[frank tangle]

hello...rick sanches...

[shy meadow]

||whats that event where you have to fish for a specific fish and get a golden tag? its not the frenzy thing right?||

[frank tangle]

nope!

||trout derby||

[shy meadow]

KNEW IT

[frigid cipher]

is there a role i need to get in order to speak in wizard thing

[frank phoenix]

anynone want play stardew valley?

[polar pecan]

||trout derby||

[gusty swallow]

it's fun right

[shy meadow]

ohhh!! tysmm :D

[frigid cipher]

vc ?

[frank tangle]

any time :)

[polar pecan]

U can ask here #1139016532966506576

[slow mantle]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak or stream in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute/stream, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: /lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

To use this command, type !howtovc.

[inner wave]

[hardy thistle]

I'm currently playing on iPad wanna play on smapi

[frigid cipher]

oh

[frank phoenix]

ce me conhece e?

[lavish basin]

You can use #1139016532966506576 to find people

[polar pecan]

English only please

[frigid cipher]

no i dont think i know mandarin or sth

which language is tha

[lavish basin]

That's portuguese

[inner wave]

Not mandarin

[frigid cipher]

ye

if u can speak english

is spamming to gain level bad

or forbbiden

[bronze linden]

probably not

[inner wave]

You won't be able to

[polar pecan]

Yes its bad

[bronze linden]

probably actually

it takes a while

[frank tangle]

ohh youre so portuguese

[polar pecan]

just engage in the conversation

[frigid cipher]

i might be doin that rn or just filling my messages with uneccecary word to increase my points per msg or sth idk

[inner wave]

Yap like me

[lavish basin]

There's an xp limit per minute. Spamming is against the rules and doesnt help you get xp

[gusty swallow]

que?

[frigid cipher]

does that work if anyone know or not

[frank tangle]

AHHHHH

[frank phoenix]

I've been there but no one talks to me

[bronze linden]

especially since I dont wanna spam the chat with stupid questions I could easily look up myself but otherwise there would be no other reason for me to even type in this chat lol

[frigid cipher]

like i said if u can speak english ill be down for it

[lavish basin]

You gain 10xp per message despite message size. There's a limit of 10xp per minute

[frigid cipher]

oh

[hardy thistle]

This is iridium band right?

[bronze linden]

thats so sad lol

[lavish basin]

Yes it is

[inner wave]

Watch me go off-topic every minute

[bronze linden]

yes!

[hardy thistle]

ok

[frank tangle]

me everytime with food bruh im always lacking

[hardy thistle]

btw guys wanna know what my shirt made of

[frigid cipher]

yogers

[hardy thistle]

?

[spring bison]

Spamming doesn't do anything

[lavish basin]

What's it made of

[frank phoenix]

does anynone want to play? I've been trying to find someone for an hour now

[frigid cipher]

is this a bot

[hardy thistle]

prismatic shard and cloth

[frigid cipher]

or it just dont like me

[frank tangle]

yeah its a bit hard to find strangers to play with unfortunately

[frigid cipher]

ayo

i said i can

[inner wave]

Looking here not a great idea honestly, interacting with people however would up that chance.

[frank tangle]

haha yeah rick wants to play with you

or is willing to at least

[gusty swallow]

I'm just speaking gibberish most of the times

[spring bison]

some multiplayer racism?

I'm kidding

uhhhhhhhh

[frank tangle]

IM BUSY

i say that but im here

[spring bison]

you're welcome

[inner wave]

It's ok Boro u r looking for emotional? support here

[hardy thistle]

bro my cloth it's made of prismatic shard and cloth

[frank tangle]

i am..im so tired of drawing 🤼‍♂️

[lavish basin]

Yeah I read

[inner wave]

Aw mans

[frigid cipher]

that madarin guy was sending messages constanly every 2 mins

[frank tangle]

oh well hope theyre ok

[inner wave]

I should be sleeping but I wanna be here

[frank tangle]

time for sleep..sunday will come sooner

[gusty swallow]

I should be sleeping, cause I'm talking nonsense

[spring bison]

go to sleep, it's not likd the server won't be gone tomorrow

[frank tangle]

youre like that even after sleep

[frigid cipher]

its 8pm here

[spring bison]

We'll still be here, I'm a hypocrite for chatting in 1:22 am

[frigid cipher]

yal late

[sharp oak]

1.6 switch when

[spring bison]

goodnight Lewis

[inner wave]

No doubt

[polar pecan]

nah i just, i only do co op with close friends (altho that close friend is still currently busy with life) coz im really awkward playing with strangers

[gusty swallow]

It means I need more sleep

[spring bison]

No date announced, hopefully less than 1 year

[lament pendant]

How do I make a server suggestion? Would love a channel just for gushing about the game love interests.

[frigid cipher]

is there a mobile version ?

[frank kayak]

soon™

[inner wave]

[spring bison]

Yeah, no 1.6 though

[magic frigate]

Yes

[polar pecan]

So yea i prefer doing solo play.

[frank kayak]

yes but it's on 1.5

[lavish basin]

Mobile doesnt have multiplayer or mods sadly

[frigid cipher]

didnt like 1.5 just came

[hardy thistle]

any idea how to make more expensive cloths

[hardy thistle]

wait

[frigid cipher]

i remember waiting with my frends for 1.5

but idk how long ago it was

[frank tangle]

that was awhile back wasnt it

[lavish basin]

Wdym more expensive?

[frigid cipher]

like if stardew is the onyl thing u care for

[frank kayak]

higher quality?

[frank tangle]

1.5 is like a little toddler now

[frigid cipher]

it would feel long time

[gusty swallow]

you could always try to gold trimmed it

it'll look expensive

only in look

[frigid cipher]

what was the devs name

[frank tangle]

concernedape

[polar pecan]

CA

[lavish basin]

Eric Barone

[hardy thistle]

not by look

[frank tangle]

wow the government name

[frigid cipher]

he be cooking har if he delivers updates this fast

is 1.6 a big update like 1,5

[lavish basin]

Mobile doesn't have multiplayer

[gusty swallow]

that's not a mobile

[frank tangle]

hes just really passionate tbh its admirable

[frank kayak]

he did say 1.6 ports will be done ASAP

[gusty swallow]

that's a title screen

[cobalt hare]

yes

[frigid cipher]

there was a point where u could play mc java multiplayer in android

[polar pecan]

yea mobile doesnt have multiplayer

[hardy thistle]

I mean made my expensive items or rare items

clothes

[hardy thistle]

that's a mobile lmao

[lavish basin]

Oh, could check the wiki page on tailoring

[[Tailoring]]

[gusty swallow]

there's an artisan skill

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Tailoring

[cobalt hare]

can you sell clothes?

[lavish basin]

Nope

[frigid cipher]

oh so i stilld reached the required level for talking

[hardy thistle]

nope

[polar pecan]

I dont think so

[gusty swallow]

no, that's a title screen

[cobalt hare]

i thought so but wasn't sure

[lavish basin]

Well mobile doesn't have mutliplayer. There's only single player

[hardy thistle]

bruh that's mobile

[cobalt hare]

mods don't count

[frank kayak]

is it ?

[hardy thistle]

you can play multiplayer with mods

[cobalt hare]

it doesn't have a multiplayer feature

[lavish basin]

I dont know what to tell you. Mobile does not have multiplayer

Look it up anywhere or ask anyone. It's not a thing

[frank kayak]

there were mods for android

[gusty swallow]

that's a title screen

ok I am going to sleep

[lavish basin]

!mobilemultiplayer

[novel thistle]

https://vxtwitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1262068497086967808
https://vxtwitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1574028775549177857

To use this command, type !mobilemultiplayer.

[inner wave]

[polar pecan]

This is mobile

no co op, no exit tab

[polar pecan]

Gn

[spring bison]

Yes?

[polar pecan]

Brett showed a photo

[lavish basin]

It was to show the other person

[polar pecan]

Of title screen

[gusty swallow]

So there's no exit for mobile player

[spring bison]

Alr

[spring bison]

me when home button:

[hardy thistle]

I mean with mods bruhhhh

[frank kayak]

yes home button is exit

[hardy thistle]

smapi mobile

[lavish basin]

!androidsmapi

[novel thistle]

Android SMAPI does not currently work for versions of SDV past 1.5.6.39. We do not know if or when it will be made compatible. It is not possible to downgrade to .39 through legal means so do not ask how to do this.

Mod support for 1.5 on Android is still experimental, so many mods are broken or buggy. That's often something SMAPI needs to fix, and we may not be able to provide a solution.

To use this command, type !androidsmapi.

[frank kayak]

so old phones

[lavish basin]

Mods on mobile dont even work rn

[frank kayak]

or old SDV

[lavish basin]

Also you might wanna specify mods earlier

[gusty swallow]

I'm sorry, I'm just joking

[spring bison]

mobile mods are scuffed to bits

[lavish basin]

Because no, mobile doesnt have mp

[frank kayak]

but it could be faster to exit

[gusty swallow]

I was trying to say that, mobile players can't exit the game so once they open the game, they need to play it 24/7

[polar pecan]

my mobile is vanilla, so u r using mods, i see now. But I thought mods dont work on mobile.

[gusty swallow]

It's a bad joke really

I'm just tired

[frank kayak]

they don't work unless you have an older SDV version

[lavish basin]

(which you can't revert to legally)

And even then it's very bad and very few mods work

[frank kayak]

so if you didn't update you can mod

[hardy thistle]

lmao that's not true

[woeful jacinth]

Doesn’t sound worth the hassle

[lavish basin]

It was a joke?

[gusty swallow]

Hence the joke

[hardy thistle]

I know

[polar pecan]

Mobile would save your game from time to time, unlike in Pc where it saves when u sleep.

[young shale]

wisj it was a feature on pc

[gusty swallow]

I know my joke is bad

[lavish basin]

I liked it

This has a lot of spoilers, and right on the screen too. Please delete this

[frank kayak]

quick saving in SDV ?

[gusty swallow]

David

[hardy thistle]

why delete

[frank kayak]

post cc stuff

[bright pier]

Does the debris like rocks and twigs in the backwoods respawn?

[lavish basin]

Have you read the first sentence??

[spring bison]

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[lavish basin]

It had late game spoilers right on the screen

[odd fossil]

If i craft a stable can i ride my horse all around

[cobalt hare]

yep

[polar pecan]

Yea

[odd fossil]

How much faster

Than just walking

[young shale]

horse is life saver

i need my honse

[cobalt hare]

faster

[odd fossil]

Also what do i feed it with

[frank kayak]

anywhere it can fit

[cobalt hare]

even faster with coffee

[frank kayak]

nothing

[lavish basin]

Dont need to feed it

[odd fossil]

Ok wow

[polar pecan]

No need to feed no need to give water

[odd fossil]

Building one

[frank kayak]

it just needs air apparently

[young shale]

sad horse gets nothing hes j there :<

[bright pier]

Alot, I just got it myself and I regret not getting it sooner, I'm getting so much things done

[spring bison]

1.6, ||carrot for 0.4 extra speed for a single day||

[lavish basin]

Oh cool

[polar pecan]

Speed stacks when u drink TSE

[spring bison]

yeah

with spicy eel and ||other speed buffs||

[young shale]

ble ur pfp is terrifying ngl

[subtle fjord]

if I hit a chest I have which has items inside with a pickaxe, will they disappear?

[polar pecan]

But i dont use my horse much as of late

[young shale]

MY NITRO WIAT

[spring bison]

thank you, that was what i was going for when i commissioned this to gwen

[snow lichen]

No the chest moves

[lavish basin]

You cant break a chest with items

[polar pecan]

It wont

[young shale]

i thought my nitro disappeared in front of my eyes. j bad wifi <3

[snow lichen]

Just like terraria lol

[subtle fjord]

is there an easier way to move it to a specific location?

[lavish basin]

Hit it with an empty hand

[subtle fjord]

yeah, but something else?

[lavish basin]

After a few hits, it jumps 1 tile

[spring bison]

No

[snow lichen]

Take all items out and move it if you don't wanna do that

[lavish basin]

Empty the chest, break it, place it somewhere else, put the items back

[frank kayak]

nope unless you empty the contents

[polar pecan]

Are you on 1.6?

[subtle fjord]

alr

[cobalt hare]

||hit it with a pickaxe twice||

if you're playing on pc that is

[rugged quartz]

i just saw a slime hide with a heart icon on it? and it came out with a smaller slime?

[polar pecan]

||yea like what doop said||

[lavish basin]

Slimes can mate

[young shale]

circle of life

[hexed ivy]

they can mate

[frank kayak]

she had a baby

[young shale]

i saw it in a wild, was wowed

[rugged quartz]

i see

[lavish basin]

What that do

[rugged quartz]

i just saw it in the secret woods

[frank kayak]

yes slimes have gender

[snow lichen]

Move it quicker (instead of empty hand)

[rugged quartz]

that mispelling was not intentional

[hardy thistle]

oh thanks for telling me

[polar pecan]

but if the slime has an exclamation mark, it means it rejects the other slime with a heart above

[rugged quartz]

the other one did have an exclamation mark but it still came out with a baby

[young shale]

yeah for me too

[cobalt hare]

i'm having issues sending messages for some reason sorry

[lavish basin]

You're good

[cobalt hare]

you will move it that way

[rugged quartz]

chat do farming level buffs affect crop quality on harvest or on planting

[polar pecan]

||then you can hit it once every time to move it where u want to place it... a full chest i mean||

[lavish basin]

Harvesting

[rugged quartz]

thx

[frank kayak]

and you can wait a day to get better quality

[rugged quartz]

what

OMG MAHOGANY TREES GREW 🙏

[frank kayak]

I blame STT

[polar pecan]

||now chop them off for hard wood||

[frank kayak]

(speech to text)

[rugged quartz]

i love how fertilized trees are Very Saturated

that's how you know they're fertilized
if the saturation has been boosted by 700%

[lavish basin]

They look pink

[rugged quartz]

the snow looks pink in winter

if you fertilize a tree in winter it turns the snow pink

[young shale]

time to fertilize all my trees

[rugged quartz]

what are you putting on your trees😰

is fertilizer naturally hot pink

[lavish basin]

Idk but trees just look pink with it

[young shale]

i dont be growing trees i deforest

deforestation gang

[alpine ivy]

I'm trying to catch a bream for 3 days but I didnt catch any dose anyone know how to catch it ?

[rugged quartz]

6pm and upwards

[lavish basin]

[[Bream]]

[rugged quartz]

breams are only caught at night

in the river

[lavish basin]

Hello? Bot is online

@gleaming girder

[dusky frost]

I just found a wedding vail in the mine :)\

[sharp furnace]

no

[lavish basin]

[[Bream]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Bream

[lavish basin]

There we go

[alpine ivy]

tysm

[ocean wraith]

Did the bride get lost there

[rugged quartz]

1.6 spoiler please spoil

[dusky frost]

omg maybe

[rugged quartz]

thanks

[dusky frost]

is that a spoiler?

[rugged quartz]

yes

[ocean wraith]

Must be a run away bride

[rugged quartz]

in 1.6 ||clothing can naturally drop from enemies, trees, or rocks||

[dusky frost]

oh., i didnt know

[lavish basin]

Funky new addition

[rugged quartz]

its ok

[ocean wraith]

for some reason i dont think its that deep if people know what enemies drop or maybe thats just me 😭😭

how do u co-op?

i haven’t figured that out yet

[rugged quartz]

its in the main menu

there's coop, single player, and exit

[lavish basin]

New content is new content

[rugged quartz]

guess which one you use to play with people

[lavish basin]

Mobile doesn't have multiplayer if you're on mobile btw

[rugged quartz]

oh

sorry i didn't know that

[ocean wraith]

stop ur joking

I’ll cry a river 😭

[lavish basin]

Nope

!mobilemultiplayer

[ocean wraith]

thats the only reason me and my friend downloaded it

[novel thistle]

https://vxtwitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1262068497086967808
https://vxtwitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1574028775549177857

To use this command, type !mobilemultiplayer.

[polar pecan]

It's part of the rules in this server.

[lavish basin]

Might wanna do some research about these things before buying games 😭

Stardew has multiplayer, just not on mobile

[ocean wraith]

😭😭😭

stop i bought another game bc i wanted to play it on my phone only to find out its only a pc game

😞😞😞

[frank kayak]

for MP

[ocean wraith]

wtv guys when i get a pc i’ll make up for it

[polar pecan]

You can still play on mobile for the time being

[frank kayak]

well SDV can run on a potato

[rugged quartz]

why do my animals never leave the fenced in area
i opened the gates for them

they only decide to leave after like half the day is over

[warped sinew]

Hello am n00b 👉👈🥹

[rugged quartz]

welcome

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome

[rugged quartz]

im breaking fiber with a hammer

how does a hammer cut grass

[steel lava]

Best method to farm foraging exp

[snow lichen]

Secret woods

[rugged quartz]

secret woods

[ocean wraith]

guys is sap helpful i migjt’ve ate all mine cause i thought it was funny how green u turn

And gifted it for fun

[steel lava]

The stumps?

[frank kayak]

probably a tree farm as well

[sharp furnace]

Yes

[warped sinew]

I just bought this game on switch finally cuz it was on sale. Wanted to play for years and ivlm finally getting into it last couple weeks

[ocean wraith]

🤗🤗🤗

[sharp furnace]

keep your sap lol

[rugged quartz]

sap is used for like fertilizer

[ocean wraith]

too late

[snow lichen]

First thing I throw out is sap

[ocean wraith]

It looks like bird poo

[snow lichen]

Or tree seeds

[ocean wraith]

respectfully

[sharp furnace]

It looks like sap

[lavish basin]

It's good to craft basic fertilizer

Don't gift people sap 💀

They're not gonna like you for that

[rugged quartz]

chat i have over 3000 sap do i have an issue

[snow lichen]

Nah

Thats just cutting trees

Not tapping mahogany trees right?

[warped sinew]

I was just sad to learn the clay farming glitch doesn't work on switch😭

[rugged quartz]

yes it's cutting trees

[warped sinew]

I've saved most my sap

[snow lichen]

Trash the rest?

The ones you didn't save

[rugged quartz]

i just got done deforesting
what do i do with 68 miles of nothing but open space

[warped sinew]

Oh I just sold it. Pocket change but still something

[snow lichen]

Slowmode bouta go to 5 seconds (it said several people typing)

[odd fossil]

How do i get more hardwood

[snow lichen]

Secret woods

[polar pecan]

Add more buildings like sheds or fish ponds

[rugged quartz]

mahogany trees and stumps

[odd fossil]

I ran out

[warped sinew]

Oh yeah how does one access secret woods?

[snow lichen]

Secret woods and mahogany tree farm

[sharp furnace]

^

[lavish basin]

Secret woods resets daily

[polar pecan]

Secret woods replenish stumps everyday

[snow lichen]

Chair skip or steel axe

[lavish basin]

Top left corner of cindersap forest with a steel axe

[sharp furnace]

Steel axe on big log

[rugged quartz]

what's a cindersap

[odd fossil]

Ok ty

[snow lichen]

Idk

[warped sinew]

Ahaa I'm too early then 🥹

[snow lichen]

Ask google

[lavish basin]

Cindersap forest is the forst south of your farm

[rugged quartz]

i know about the cindersap forest but like what is it named after

[lavish basin]

Uh idk

[polar pecan]

Name of the forest

[odd fossil]

When do i get iridium im on floor 105

[polar pecan]

Oh

[lavish basin]

Not in the mines

[polar pecan]

idk

[frank kayak]

well sap is from trees

[rugged quartz]

cinder is like fire

maybe there was a forest fire there once

[odd fossil]

I got some of the ore from geodes

[snow lichen]

Sap burning?

[snow lichen]

Not reliable

[odd fossil]

Yeah

[sharp furnace]

That’s the only way you can get them for now

[odd fossil]

How to actually get it

[snow lichen]

||skull caverns|| is better

[lavish basin]

Yeah but that's a low chance for a low ammount. You'll find it more commonly later on

[frank kayak]

||SC||

[lavish basin]

Gotta finish the regular mines first and repair the bus

[odd fossil]

Does the bus go to ||sc||

[lavish basin]

It goes to the desert

And ||skull cavern is in the desert||

[warped sinew]

Are the mines "done" at lvl 100?

[odd fossil]

I see

[cobalt hare]

Need advice about what to do on Winter 1st year! (||skull cavern unlocked||)

[lavish basin]

No, 120

[frank kayak]

no

[ocean wraith]

I learned the hard way 😞

[lavish basin]

You can do anything you could in other seasons, you're only limited to what you can grow

[odd fossil]

Im almost done with summer what should i do in preparation

[snow lichen]

Grow winter forage aeeds

[warped sinew]

Oh fun😀 not me dying for the first time on lvl 24 last night

[snow lichen]

Save money for pumpkins or cranberries (pumpkins are cheaper so its better if you have below 10k)

[cobalt hare]

I just don't know what to do xD like ... ||skull cavern is too difficult, imo ;_; so Idk if I'm meant to get new weapons or what - using obsidian sword||

[odd fossil]

I have 40k saved

And i crafted a bunch of quality sprinklers

[lavish basin]

Obsidian edge isn't great. Could try getting the steel falchion from the guild. Also make sure you have a good food to heal and that you actually eat it

[cobalt hare]

Noted! ♡

[lavish basin]

I'd still go for pumpkins tbh.Try to craft any preserves jars you can to process them

[tulip pebble]

I recommend using cheese, its p easy to get a hoard of if you've got cows and presses

For healing food

[lavish basin]

Salad is great too

[odd fossil]

For fertilizers is it better to just use the one from saps

[lavish basin]

Yeah make basic fertilizer

Goes pretty well with pumpkins

[odd fossil]

Alright tysm

[tulip pebble]

Me who still forgets i can use fertilizer

[odd fossil]

My playtime is 13 hours and i downloaded 2 days ago 😭

[lavish basin]

Hell yeah that's the spirit

[warped sinew]

I haven't tried fertilizer yet. I tried using bait with my fishing rod yesterday but couldn't figure out how😭

[tulip pebble]

What level is your rod?

[lavish basin]

You need a fiberglass rod or better to use bait

You then grab the bait and right click it on your rod

[tulip pebble]

The basic one willy gives cant use bait yet

[warped sinew]

Oohh ha no I'm still basic

[burnt harbor]

Would anyone like to play co-op just a regular one i got stardew valley two weeks ago and i would like to play with someone.

[tulip pebble]

Hoard that bait for once you get a rod upgrade then, it'll be good to have

[lavish basin]

You can use #1139016532966506576 to find people

[burnt harbor]

Thank you!

[warped sinew]

I went into this game pretty blind I've been doing a bunch of research but there's so much to retain😵‍💫

[lavish basin]

You'll get the hang of it, don't worry

[warped sinew]

I'm midway through my first summer and still feel so far behind 😭

[tulip pebble]

Going in blind is great, the wiki is helpful sometimes but the fun of the first playthrough is that process of learning

Theres no time limit on things, you can take as long or as fast as you want to do things

[lavish basin]

No such thing as far behind, game isn't a race

Just play and have fun

[warped sinew]

Farthest in anything in game so far I'm almost 8 hearts with Shane😀😆

[lavish basin]

Nice!

[warped sinew]

But I don't even have iron yet

[old drum]

You're never late or behind

[fallen beacon]

on my first play through I only got to the end of the mines in year 2..

[fallen beacon]

the game goes on forever! it’s meant for having fun so just take it at your own pace

[tulip pebble]

You can play to years in the hundreds before progressing if you really wanted lol

[grizzled plover]

[warped sinew]

Lol our character is immortal?🤭

[tulip pebble]

The npcs are too apparently lol

[warped sinew]

Ah, year 173, time to start on the community center🧑‍🦳

[old drum]

We're all vampires

[lavish basin]

Welcome

[warped sinew]

I like that reality

[grizzled plover]

thank you ^^

[old drum]

Could be worse

[warped sinew]

Yeah, we could be werewolves, ew🤭

[tulip pebble]

I still love how the majority of the emotes are pufferfish

[warped sinew]

Oh CUTE I haven't even looked at these yet

[old drum]

I would prefer that actually lol

[warped sinew]

oh my

[tulip pebble]

I wanna know why pufferfish gus is evil

[lavish basin]

Evil Gus

[warped sinew]

Eh, as long as everyone is the cute fluffy kind I'd take it🤭

[feral stirrup]

gets thrown through a wall and it leaves a comedically human shape hole hi guys!

[warped sinew]

I am also a Shane enjoyer

[whole spoke]

14 ||mystery boxes|| lets see what i get

[feral stirrup]

married

[prime python]

||yk the winter mystery quest… can that only be completed during winter? Im on summer now. ☹️||

[ocean wraith]

bro is so mean 😞😞

[lavish basin]

Good luck

[warped sinew]

Am n00b but already almost at 8 hearts

[lavish basin]

Nope, it can be done in any season

[ocean wraith]

i bought him a beer that I accidentally ended up drinking which led me to be broke

[feral stirrup]

you don’t know how quick i romanced shane

[lavish basin]

Just interact with the bush

[prime python]

||how do I complete it||

[old drum]

Sam would make a cute werewolf

[prime python]

Which one 😭

[lavish basin]

Interact with the bush near the community center playground

[ocean wraith]

wait doesn’t he cheat or is that a mod

[tulip pebble]

Oof yeah without the snow its a bit harder to tell which bush lol

[noble island]

Hi I just started playing on iOS, is it possible to transfer my data to a pc if I get it on that? Thanks :)

[lavish basin]

Spouses don't cheat

[feral stirrup]

i think it’s a mod?? im only at 11 hearts rn

[lavish basin]

Heya, welcome!

[ocean wraith]

Probably a mod then

[lavish basin]

!saves check this page for save transferring

[novel thistle]

Use this guide to find your save files: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves.

To use this command, type !saves.

[ocean wraith]

i saw one

video

[noble island]

Thank you!

[lavish basin]

No worries

[warped sinew]

I uh... I saw Shane and immediately thought of Shane of DidYouKnowGaming and if yall know who I'm talking about then it's no contest I had to romance his deep British accent

[feral stirrup]

idk i just thought shane was a cool guy now he stays at my house and won’t let me get THROUGH TO MY CHEST

[lavish basin]

He has a nice story and character development

[warped sinew]

Haha wanna go through your chest? Kiss me first😏

[feral stirrup]

LITERALLY THIS 😭😭

he will NOT move

[warped sinew]

That's a good flirt

[lavish basin]

Way to win your heart

[warped sinew]

Alright everyone I need to know, who's the worst bachlor/ette ?

[feral stirrup]

i try to make save files to romance other people but i KEEP ROMANCING SHANE IN ALL OF THEM!!

[lavish basin]

Personal preference

[warped sinew]

Next few I plan on doing seb, Emily and Maru

[feral stirrup]

im trying to do sam and penny

[plain lance]

I need a cheap white shirt

What is there

[warped sinew]

Shane just has that strong pull huh

[feral stirrup]

apparently

[warped sinew]

Valid

[feral stirrup]

it’s true love with my farmer i guess

[warped sinew]

Emily is so cute tho I actually am so excited for her

[plain lance]

[lavish basin]

Sam is my personal favorite

[warped sinew]

That's kinda funny tho I guess I've headcannoned Shane as a brit

[plain lance]

Why

[warped sinew]

Cuz this

DidYouKnowGaming Shane has the deepest thick brit accent its so hawt

[plain lance]

Ok

[willow flax]

My family wants to hang out today and they don't even want me to bring food smh

[feral stirrup]

my friend started playing stardew valley for haley someone help her

[plain lance]

You

[warped sinew]

I am a music education college graduate so Sam intrigues me aswell

[plain lance]

You help

[noble magnet]

haley is so bby girl tho...

[lavish basin]

He's just so cute and silly

[lavish basin]

Welcome

[gentle fractal]

haley is so amazing I love herrr

[willow flax]

I studied music ed too

[noble magnet]

heyyy

[warped sinew]

Haley is the ultimate Mean Girl😭

[noble magnet]

i love haley...

[feral stirrup]

this!! im going to college for music when i get out of high school

[gentle fractal]

haley is for the girls who unironically had crushes on regina george as a kid

[warped sinew]

Niiice I got a bachlors and am doing nothing with it

[noble magnet]

oh

well thats accurate

[warped sinew]

HA

[feral stirrup]

real

[noble magnet]

theyre the same ones just more pixelated

[warped sinew]

Idk I just remember one of the first timesi tried talking to her it's like "Haley is purposely ignoring you" and I'm just like OKAY reliving middle and high school trauma

[wet sandal]

Anyone wanna dupe?

[feral stirrup]

let’s just say… one of my teachers plays stardew valley.. and that teacher may or may not be my band director..

[noble magnet]

litterally the fisrt time she ignored me i was like, more determined to dance wit her

[lavish basin]

Dupe?

[whole spoke]

105 salmonberry haha. hope that gave me good foraging xp

[wet sandal]

@lavish basin the weird table glitch?

[warped sinew]

That is actually awesome

[gentle fractal]

the second she insulted me I fell in love

[noble magnet]

LITTERALLY

[lavish basin]

Ah, I'm good sorry

[warped sinew]

I guess that's us with Shane too WHOOPS

[wet sandal]

@lavish basin no worries just trying to beat my brother

[feral stirrup]

i actually romanced shane so quickly that we danced at the flower dance

the first one

[warped sinew]

It's so weird too I'm not the tsudure type

[warped sinew]

SAME

[gentle fractal]

anyone who romances shane is just screaming savior complex 😭

[noble magnet]

the fact that i dont see the shane attraction makes me realize how gay i am

[gentle fractal]

SAME

[noble magnet]

or like any of em

like elliot who?

[warped sinew]

We can fix him

[fair barn]

Alex is the only one that’s kinda neat

[gentle fractal]

alex feels like the guys I said I had a crush on so that I could say i liked a guy

[noble magnet]

lmaoooo

[warped sinew]

Oh Alex gave me "athlete star of the football team" vibes and I hated that. My main high school bully was an Alex😭

[feral stirrup]

i romanced him not to fix him but because he needs someone to talk to 😭 he is LONELY

[bronze heart]

what exactly is the point of the secret woods it only has a fishing pond and cant you get those fish from other ponds

[gentle fractal]

hardwood mostly imo

[warped sinew]

Right?😭

[ocean wraith]

Mine too

[tulip pebble]

While I don't romance Shane I always try to be his friend before any of the others, I love his development. Same with haley

[feral stirrup]

shane needs a hug a pat on the back and a star sticker i swear his six heart event messed me UP

[bronze heart]

wait theres hardwood there where i didnt see any mineable trees

[warped sinew]

I've only been playing this for maybe 2 weeks tops and my irl husband is like nnno I have zero interest in this

[bronze heart]

or i am blind

[tulip pebble]

The hardwood stumps as well as 1 special fish only found there or the forest farm

Stumps! Those respawn daily and give hardwood

[bronze heart]

ohh i see i didnt know they gave hardwood

[whole spoke]

lewis currently gives me money like every 2 days on avarge

[feral stirrup]

realizing school is almost over so i can play stardew valley during the entire summer

[tulip pebble]

They're also good foraging exp

[whole spoke]

i dont rly doa nything different than usual i think

[noble magnet]

litterally me

[gentle fractal]

real I might even start a new farm and reromance haley all over again just because why not

[warped sinew]

I work so no schedule change for me

[feral stirrup]

REAL i didnt know what to do about the farms so i chose the default one 😭

[noble magnet]

everytime i play, i just get so many dandelions were married by fall

[feral stirrup]

BIGGEST REGRET OF MY LIFE!!

stop i married shane in the fall

i WOULDVE done it earlier but it barely rained

[noble magnet]

shane is hard to romance all bro likes is salmonberries

[frank tangle]

what

[gentle fractal]

i have such a problem i only grew sunflowers in summer so i had gifts for the rest of the year for my love

[tulip pebble]

Shane is actually one of the easier ones

[feral stirrup]

shane was actually kind of easy if u save up on coins

[warped sinew]

I'm determined to marry Shane my first fall

[bronze heart]

you could entertain his alcoholism and give him beer or smth

[frank tangle]

(pepper win)

[feral stirrup]

i did this !!

also splatoonpfp cool

[gentle fractal]

pizza is good too he loves that and the saloon sells it

[bronze heart]

why can you marry shane but not linus scam

[warped sinew]

Makes me feel bad but it's the best way😭

[tulip pebble]

Its bc Shane won the poll and not linus

[noble magnet]

yall need to send bro to rehab guys

[frank tangle]

linus ☹️

[noble magnet]

shane needs help, and only you can fix him

[noble magnet]

linus is my bestie

[gentle fractal]

he needs yoba

[warped sinew]

Awh linus makes me so sad I talk to him and he's just like "are you here to ridicule me" and I'm like NO BE MY FRIEND

[frank tangle]

me when im delusional

[tulip pebble]

Shane and Emily were not originally marriageable. They won a poll

The other options from the poll we could have had were marnie, Pam, ||sandy||, Linus, clint or the wizard

[frank tangle]

im still sad about ||sandy||

i wont her

[bronze heart]

he needs a friend not a spouse

[warped sinew]

LOL let's not marry the wizard he's wack

[noble magnet]

exactly, befriend bro nothing more