stardew-valley

[full sky]

it can't fit sadly

[light flicker]

how much gold?

[bronze fulcrum]

WHAT

[full sky]

i think there's a 12 character limit

[hidden meadow]

2.5k

[full sky]

2,500g

[stark oxide]

you can also tailor it into witch hat

[bronze fulcrum]

Okay then Rainbow Cafe is like

if there was 13 characters it'd be raibow Coffee

Oh i know'

rainbow brew farm

[hidden meadow]

rainbrew

[bronze fulcrum]

YES

[fallen wraith]

im so tired but i. stardew 🤤

[full sky]

Rainbrew Farm

That is such a fire name

[bronze fulcrum]

It is now called that

[full sky]

no sleep, just stardew

[hidden meadow]

Starbrew Valley

[bronze fulcrum]

can i dm thou i need to ask smthn but i needa send a ss for that

[hidden meadow]

#images-and-memes

[bronze fulcrum]

o

Meh i'll do Alix still :3

[sacred nebula]

hi i need to get forging items fast what is the fastest way i need all 4 spring items b4 end of day

[small ravine]

daily dose of frustration

[small ravine]

walk through the entire map

shouldn't have left it for the last day

[dim fog]

that's like impossible to play on a 60% keyboard I hate it

[sacred nebula]

i am but it no luck

[sacred nebula]

didnt know i had to collect stuff

[full sky]

what's a 60% keyboard

[old robin]

It’s a keyboard that’s 40% smaller compared to a normal one

[dim fog]

a small keyboard without the f1-12 keys, num pad or arrow keys

[old robin]

Yuh

[cedar totem]

I know this was a while ago but those are not 1.6

[dim fog]

js google and you'll see

[full sky]

i see

[dim fog]

I can still use arrow keys tho

[full sky]

||Mystery Boxes|| are 1.6 lmao wdym

[cedar totem]

He said pumpkin

[full sky]

He still spoilered the entire message

because there was 1 thing that needed spoiler

i don't see anything wrong with that

[stuck mango]

I got a ||magic rock candy from it, dont know why spoiler, oh ye to not spoil the posibilities||

[full sky]

magic rock candy, i see

it's pretty op

kinda rare

[dim fog]

you can clip through fences and stuff with a horse

wtff

[bronze fulcrum]

What should i do when i start?

[dim fog]

things

[bronze fulcrum]

Like i want not an exact description of what to do to start my coffee empire but

What

is the general direction i should go towards

[full sky]

Upgrade your pick and reach Floor 40 asap once The Mines unlock

then spam dust sprites and get coffee beans

[bronze fulcrum]

Do i farm potats or something till then?

[hidden meadow]

potatoes are good

just do things as usual

[median hedge]

There is a way to move trees?

[bronze fulcrum]

I don't know what that means 😭

[hidden meadow]

have you not played before?

[bronze fulcrum]

Not really

[hidden meadow]

i see

well then, you are in for a great ride

farm a bit, forage stuff, talk to people, start fishing and go mining

its your world ✨

[bronze fulcrum]

That's actually what i thought i should do

I kinda dislike very descriptive guidelines, for me to do stuff i just need a general direction (AKA start doing this and work towards getting stuff to go there, and not get this exact thing at this time to do this to then do that, i like discovering stuff on my own but my brain needs very general and rough guidelines)

[dim fog]

yoo guess who just got image perms

[small ravine]

i dont even know why im trying the journey of prairie king

this game is so ass

[west field]

I don't even know how I got in this server but I'm glad I did

[small ravine]

this game is literally impossible to survive without buffs on later stages AND I get NONE

[bronze fulcrum]

I hate Joja

they bad yes

[hidden meadow]

Exploration is one of the best things stardew offers

[dim fog]

same, they've been haunting me since Terraria

[hidden meadow]

thats why id avoid the wiki too

as a beginner

[bronze fulcrum]

I LOVE TERRARIAILOVETERRARIAILOVETERRAIRALIAEOVETERARAREAI

[hidden meadow]

[dim fog]

fishing up this 🤢

[bronze fulcrum]

we hate em

[dim fog]

woo 9 hearts with abigail

[bronze fulcrum]

Maru seems cool

[dim fog]

she gives me scooby doo Velma vibes

[lavish basin]

We love Joja

[dim fog]

I can't seem to find any artifact spots

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

[odd garnet]

do i have to water crops the day i plant them?

[lavish basin]

Yup

[small ravine]

can i get hardwood fences from somewhere or do i need to make them

[lavish basin]

||casino|| sells them

[small ravine]

how do i get tehre

[lavish basin]

Mysterious Qi Quest

[small ravine]

i need ||beets||

[bronze fulcrum]

10 mins in stardew is how much

[sweet sandal]

7 irl seconds or so, besides in || skull cavern and then i think it might be 9? ||

[lavish basin]

Needs spoiler tags but yeah

[hidden meadow]

[bronze fulcrum]

2nd day profits

772G

Is that good

[hidden meadow]

[sweet sandal]

any profit is good 🙂

[bronze fulcrum]

F i s h i n

i got 682 from fish

[distant nexus]

I farted

[bronze fulcrum]

cus i got a buncho silver/gold stars

[sweet sandal]

nice thats my favorite way to get gold early game

[cobalt hare]

hello

[gleaming yarrow]

hi

[sharp crag]

man i swear to god

[gleaming yarrow]

whats happening

[sharp crag]

THE CAT WONTT MOVEEE

am trying to move the buildings

and the cat

just sitting in the middle of everything

[gleaming yarrow]

you gotta go move it yourself

hate when that happens

[sharp crag]

nahh am not leaving my spot ama wait that ..... cat

[modern pollen]

i feel you so bad

like when i'm leaving my farm my pet is nowhere to be found and when i'm in the building menu it's sleeping in the area i'm about to build on 😭😭😭

[viral plank]

Idk if I can say this here but I completed the community center winter 6 of year 1 and I'm so happy

[sharp crag]

i couldnt do it
Waiting year 2

[modern pollen]

woah congrats!!

i did it in like y3 heh

[viral plank]

😭😭 I thought I wasn't gonna be able too because of the red cabbage but then I found one from the traveling cart and I was able to put in the green house to grow 😭

[viral plank]

THANK YOU

[ebon granite]

Hi is there a way to change my farming skills

[sharp crag]

what even is a red cabbage

[bronze fulcrum]

I made 1141 G on day 3 :3

Fishin

[glossy lotus]

guys

you now the easter egg when you start the game and click the purple bear thing right?

[fathom void]

I asked this a few days ago, but what is the tropical hutch used for? Did it come in a mod pack? I put it on my face and don't know what it's for

[viral plank]

Something for one of the bundles that you normal can't get till year 2 but when making your save if you click " guaranteed year one completion" (or something like that) the traveling cart will sell it

[modern pollen]

you can! in the sewers there's a dog statue you can pay to change skills

[glossy lotus]

i klicked on it but then it didnt do the normal thing. The background turned green and leaves fell and in the text box spawned junemos

what did i just saw

[modern pollen]

oo wait background turns green?

[glossy lotus]

normaly it doesnt

[sharp crag]

Nahhhhh istg this cat not moving

someones dying tonight

[modern pollen]

i'm not sure that's in vanilla

[modern pollen]

LMAO

[sharp crag]

Ahh ama go move it i give up

[glossy lotus]

Junimo easter egg on ConcernedApe starting logo?

does anyone know abt this?

[vocal sand]

How can I turn my armchair

[modern pollen]

oh? how

[glossy lotus]

i just had it rn

[outer pine]

Keep tapping on the leaves

[glossy lotus]

you cklick the conderned ape logo and normaly his glasses shatter but now the background turned green

[modern pollen]

try right click?

[outer pine]

Theres also a parrot an alien one

[modern pollen]

isn't that on the stardew logo

[glossy lotus]

@pix friend me so i can send you a picture of it

[outer pine]

Yea

[glossy lotus]

@modern pollen i send you a request

[vocal sand]

Doesnt work

[outer pine]

Oh wait i just re read the messages lmao

[cobalt hare]

mhm

[wild narwhal]

The ||special order board|| wasn’t there 5 years ago 😱😱😱🤩

[glossy lotus]

how can i post pictures in here?

[old gull]

I wanna ask when will mobile get the new update

[modern pollen]

oh you can in #images-and-memes !

sorry i was checking and the ||green is 1.6 so maybe spoiler it oops||

[crimson zephyr]

I think that's from 1.5 and I'm not sure if it's considered a spoiler

[glossy lotus]

imma send a picture in it

[modern pollen]

special orders board isn't spoiler dw

[wild narwhal]

I’m also not sure. But better safe then sorry

But it’s new✨atleast for me 🙈

[modern pollen]

enjoy the quests

[glossy lotus]

pixxxxxx

[modern pollen]

did you sends

[glossy lotus]

accept my friend request so i can send you the picture

idk if its a spoiler so i dont wanna send it in the other thing

[modern pollen]

you don't need to, the img one you can send with spoilers!

[dim fog]

oh myy goodd

[glossy lotus]

wdym

[modern pollen]

oh nvm you need to spoil

[glossy lotus]

how do i?

[vocal sand]

I can't turn my armchair, is it supposed to be like that?

[modern pollen]

there should be a button when you're about to send

but i already saw the image elsewhere so!

[glossy lotus]

i did

[vocal sand]

Helppp

[modern pollen]

i hope i get it soon

[modern pollen]

oh sorry didn't notice! have you tried like clicking every button

[vocal sand]

Oh my god I just found out how

[modern pollen]

nice

[vocal sand]

I needed to turn it before i place it

all I did, I placed and tried to turn it

[modern pollen]

ohhhhhh i never knew that

[bronze pumice]

Yall I am genuinely tweaking that the update isn’t out on console yet

[glossy lotus]

you can turn funiture?

[modern pollen]

yeahh

[glossy lotus]

HOW???

[modern pollen]

soon enough

[small ravine]

I REACHED 14 HEARTS WITH MARU

[ripe yarrow]

One day it will be

[glossy lotus]

sebastian is better

[small ravine]

life is COMPLETE

[viral plank]

How many fruit trees are there totally??

[viral plank]

Sam is better

[glossy lotus]

Sam is to childish for me

[bronze pumice]

Nah I’m going for Harvey

[molten garden]

Brodi has a thing for emo boys

[bronze fulcrum]

THE BLACK KITTY IS SO CUTE

[glossy lotus]

i feel like im datin a kid when i date sam

[viral plank]

HE'S SUCH A CUTIE THO

[glossy lotus]

harvey is cute

[small ravine]

thats a guy that never did his chores

[modern pollen]

6, 2 per season

[bronze pumice]

Ong

[viral plank]

Okay thank you

[glossy lotus]

idk if im the only one who noticed that but go in his romm and click on the trash can

are yall tryin it now or is it just quiet?

[modern pollen]

lowkey dead hour haha

[glossy lotus]

Fr

[modern pollen]

the other channels are bustling tho

[glossy lotus]

Pix who are you datin?

in sdv

[modern pollen]

i'm married to sam on my longest save! and romancing alex on my new one

[full sky]

i'm not pix but i'm dating leah

wby kimchi

[modern pollen]

i qant to try leah sometime

LEAH GANG

[full sky]

leah ftw

[modern pollen]

best girl

[glossy lotus]

sebastian

[modern pollen]

[full sky]

a classic

[glossy lotus]

ik

gay alex is cute tho

[full sky]

i think he's the most chosen bachelor

[wild narwhal]

Thx

[full sky]

(sebastian i mean)

[glossy lotus]

who do you think is the most choosen femal bachelor?

[ebon granite]

Thanks! I guess I need to access the sewers first...

[cobalt hare]

is there a floor that is guaranteed to contain only monsters?

[glossy lotus]

how do i do that spioler thing?

[hidden meadow]

There is one every day, but it’s random

[cobalt hare]

sadly, thank you

[full sky]

abigail

[full sky]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[glossy lotus]

sewer spoiler maybe ||you get the key when you donate 60 things in museum||

[full sky]

It's not a spoiler <3

You don't need to spoiler it

[viral plank]

How do you get battery packs if its winter

[glossy lotus]

can you grow crops in winter?

[full sky]

certain crops

[bronze fulcrum]

what does purple star mean

[glossy lotus]

best quality

[full sky]

iridium quality, the item is worth twice it's base sell price

[bronze fulcrum]

oh me goodness

[full sky]

say there was a pufferfish that was worth 100g without star, if it had a purple star, it sells for 200g

[bronze fulcrum]

me fish are fish

[glossy lotus]

are my chicken gonna starve in winter?

[full sky]

not if you feed them hay

[glossy lotus]

kk

can i grow crops in winter?

its gonna be winter soon and its my first time playin

[full sky]

yes you can

but only some crops

[glossy lotus]

will sebastian love me when i gave him a frozen tear?

such an q and a in here lol

[full sky]

he'll love the gift, not sure if he'll love you though

[glossy lotus]

gotta feed him sashimi then

[full sky]

that's what it's meant to be! you're good <3

[glossy lotus]

what is your biggest mistake you did in sdv?

[full sky]

welcome to the discord!

[frank marlin]

how do you invite through steam,mine aint working

[lucid flower]

Why get rid of ancient seeds in traveling merchant carts?………

[full sky]

please delete, this is post-cc!

!checkthepins

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[hearty night]

oops okay

[full sky]

no problem!

ur new so it should be fine :3

[sweet sandal]

my biggest regret was donating my first dino egg to the museum instead of using it to get more dino eggs!

[glossy lotus]

dino?

I CAN GET MY OWN FRICKIN DINO?!?!?!?!

[sweet sandal]

dinosaur* !

[full sky]

Can always get more

[full sky]

yesss

[viral plank]

This made me giggle bc I did the same damn thing 😭

[full sky]

you can incubate a dinosaur egg in a big coop or deluxe coop

[glossy lotus]

OML I LOVE THIS GAMEEEEEEE

[sweet sandal]

yea but it took me soooo long to find another one in that save

[full sky]

this game is the beeest :)

[lavish basin]

Dinos are cute

[sweet sandal]

then of course my next save, i fish one up in the first week bahaha

[lavish basin]

Close

[full sky]

||prehistoric floors in skull cavern||

those have a lot of dinosauar eggs

[full sky]

lmaooo

stardew be like

[lucid flower]

I don’t get it…..

[glossy lotus]

wdym?

[full sky]

?

[lucid flower]

Y get rid of ancient seeds in traveling merchant cart?…

[full sky]

what don't you get?

[sweet sandal]

oh i know! but it's also random when those floors spawn. i think i just had a reallyyyy unlucky save because even when they did spawn and i defeated all the dinos i'd not find any eggs ;-;

[full sky]

maybe so it's easier to find red cabbage seeds <3

[full sky]

i see

[glossy lotus]

@full sky what year is your save?

[full sky]

4

I have quite a lot of saves

[sweet sandal]

poof!

[full sky]

by that i mean like 3 i actually spend time in, the others are like 1 hour 2 hour 😭

[full sky]

tysm~!

[glossy lotus]

im year one but almost year two

[viral plank]

||YOU CAN POP THE BALLONS IN THE SCENE AFTER COMPLETING THE COMMUNITY CENTERRRR??||

[full sky]

niceee

[subtle fog]

When does stardew get the update on switch? Please ping me 🙂

[lavish basin]

There will be an announcement to #bulletin-board when it does

There's no ETA at the moment

[lucid flower]

Well, it could be easier getting red cabbage seeds, but y though…. I’ll never get it…

[glossy lotus]

1.6 weather event spoiler ||WHY IS GREEN RAIN SO FRICKIN SCARY||

[glossy lotus]

its givin apocalypse

[full sky]

real

[glossy lotus]

||and demetrius in that yellow suit😭 ||

[mossy pewter]

i swear..

[full sky]

||demetrius in the hazmat suit lmaooo||

[mossy pewter]

Sebastian always in his room 😰

i can't go in

feeling left out

he occasionally gets a drink

that's lowkey hilarious

[full sky]

i think he goes for a smoke near the mountain lake at night

[glossy lotus]

||and sam thinkin he gonna die and trying to protect vincent||

[mossy pewter]

ohhh

[sweet sandal]

sebastian is me when i'm hyperfocused on my game. only leaving for refreshments and a smoke break then right back to the computer hahah

[tidal flower]

When will the update release on mobile

[sweet sandal]

no release date yet!

[mossy pewter]

What kind of game does he even play? is that known

[inland bronze]

should i put an iridium quality dinosaur egg in the grange display?

[glossy lotus]

not me being annoyed that he never leaves his room meanwhile me being the exact same

[sweet sandal]

believe he says in a heart scene: || he's actually programming! ||

[mossy pewter]

ahhhhh

i see

[full sky]

yeah i think seb is a programmer

iirc eric said he based sebastian off himself sooo

[glossy lotus]

that made him like 1000000000000 times hotter

[lucid flower]

Welp… I just looked and apparently u get the ancient seeds at the traveling merchants cart at 2% to get… welp… if that’s the way the game wants to nerf getting the ancient seed then I won’t play the game for awhile…

[full sky]

it's just a small thing 😭

[sweet sandal]

now i need to see eric with emo hair immediately

[full sky]

barely affects runs

[unkempt storm]

im pretty sure 1.6.3 just removed ancient seed from cart

[lavish basin]

It's much easier to get from insects lol, not travelling cart

[unkempt storm]

if it matters that much to you just cheat one in or use a game seed or something

[lucid flower]

O? Okie I’m on console…

[glossy lotus]

its not the same feeling tho

[sweet sandal]

..........

[azure jacinth]

anyone want to play co-op?

[full sky]

#1139016532966506576

[sweet sandal]

if youre on console then the update shouldnt affect you quite yet?

[full sky]

TRUE

[unkempt storm]

ohh yea! this

[glossy lotus]

when i was a kid i always cheated in skyrim😭

[azure jacinth]

ANYONE WANT TO PLAY CO-OP?

[sweet sandal]

there is a channel for this.

[lavish basin]

#1139016532966506576

[subtle fog]

Nice ping boo

[lavish basin]

Don't call me boo pls

[sweet sandal]

this is certainly not the place for rudeness

[inland bronze]

are dinosaur eggs (iridium quality) good for grange displays?

[lavish basin]

They're alright yeah

Good value animal product

[full sky]

they give 8 points

[glossy lotus]

how to win the fair?

[full sky]

however they do not benefit from a category

[lucid flower]

True but never mind… I guess I was just making a mountain out of a molehill… sorry all…

[full sky]

get 90 points or more

[lavish basin]

Get good enough items to get enough points

[full sky]

it's fine

[glossy lotus]

imma go stare at sebastia- gonna play sdv now cya

[sweet sandal]

in the grange display you get extra points for having multiple different categories of items too! i think its 5 extra points per different item category, but capped at 6 categories.

so you can get 30 points just by having a variety

[full sky]

lmao

yep

[small ravine]

im nto giving up

[full sky]

you can do this!!

[sweet sandal]

youre stronger than me

[plucky girder]

Oooh you got this!! I recently did it and I suck at those types of things

[silver harbor]

sigh ima regret planting all these.

[full sky]

you completed fector's challenge?

[silver harbor]

no energy for the whole season now LOL

[full sky]

the gollars thoughhhh

[sweet sandal]

yesss so worth it!!

[daring lantern]

if i am on a farm and then i install the update will i still be abl to play on that farm?

[quartz valve]

Yes

[silver harbor]

ima be rich though

[dire nebula]

i dont know,

[candid crane]

cmon you even got the well and everything

[daring lantern]

ok

[candid crane]

Just don't forget to check regularly for forage and spring onions

[plucky girder]

[silver harbor]

yeahhh

[candid crane]

Why is there a vbucks scam in your bio though

[full sky]

LMAO

[silver harbor]

its not a scam 😄

i needa remove it bc i dont sell anymore

[candid crane]

cheap super snea sails, buy now

[full sky]

gotta love my snea sails

[candid crane]

Did you know you can see them without their shell

[full sky]

woah

[candid crane]

Look they're naked

nasty

anyways screw strawberries

[quartz valve]

She sells sea shells by the seashore

But the value of the shells will fall

[bold path]

guys

is corn profitable?

cornseeds to corn

[full sky]

most crops are profitable

[bold path]

but im looking if its worth it for the 14 days

[full sky]

i mean it regrows and lives from summer to fall

so it's pretty good

[silver harbor]

oh god

i got 30 spring seeds now

idk if i wanna plant them

[outer pine]

Its good, but honestly bkue berries and melons are better in summer, cranberries and pumpkins for fall

[bold path]

ok ty

[outer pine]

Np

[bronze fulcrum]

Is it possible to do something wrong or miss out on something major in the early stage of the game? I started just a bit ago, i’m at the end of the first week i think and i realized im a tad scared of missing out on smthn important

[full sky]

plant em

you can't miss out on something!

it's stardew, there are no time limits!

and if there are, you can always redo them!

[bronze fulcrum]

Yeah but events or smthn ?

[outer pine]

You should still plant corn though since it is needed for the community center

[full sky]

What kind of events?

[bold path]

OK SURE

[bronze fulcrum]

idk that’s why im asking

[full sky]

?

[bold path]

i bought like 5 of the seeds i dont need

and bought all 180 seeds for the blueberry

[brave wing]

What do i do with solar essence

[full sky]

There are usually only 1 major event in each season

[outer pine]

Even if you missed some events, they'll still happen again in year 2, for npc cutscenes, they still happen as long as the requirements are met

[silver harbor]

what does +2 farming do? help level up?

[silver harbor]

trueee

[full sky]

It helps you get higher quality crops when harvesting crops

[outer pine]

Yea, it pretty much increases chance of getting better quality crops but thats it

[full sky]

also i think when using your hoe and shit you take less energy off

it's only temporary though

[silver harbor]

ooo

yeah

[full sky]

Each level grants +1 proficiency to the Hoe and Watering Can, which reduces the energy cost of using the tools. Higher farming skill also increases the chance to obtain quality crops.

+1 proficiency basically means -0.1 energy

[mint hound]

i can’t wait for my strawberries to grow!!!

[silver harbor]

gus is selling soup that gives +2 for like 500 gold

[full sky]

gonna make you the BIG MONEYSSSS

[silver harbor]

i might buy it all

[mint hound]

i’m in spring so like i need them

how much do strawberries sell for in spring

[outer pine]

How much you got?

[full sky]

120g base

[mint hound]

day like 19 of 20 of it matters

[mint hound]

oh so nothing too special lol

[mint hound]

like idk 8

[full sky]

they regrow so it's really good

[candid crane]

They're the best crop technically but the fact you don't have them all year blows

[mint hound]

10 maybe? can’t rlly tell

[full sky]

Rhubarbs though?

[mint hound]

what about cauliflower?

[outer pine]

Decent amount for starting out tbh, my first run i was unable to get any lol

[full sky]

they sell for 220g each

[mint hound]

i bought so bc i have a fishing obsession

[full sky]

cauliflower is 175g each, but they are single harvest

[mint hound]

oh yeah steawberries are multi

[full sky]

mhm!

[outer pine]

They're single harvest and i think takes longer to mature

[delicate river]

Has fishing been changed? I swear the window to click on the "hit" sound is much lower than it was and I am missing at least 30% of time

[full sky]

they do, yes

strawb is 8 days while cauli is 12 days

rhubrab is 13 days but you can turn it into wine and shit, the wine sells for nearly twice as much as strawberry wine

[half ember]

You can also turn Strawberries into wine though

[rain mirage]

I haven't noticed. Feels the same to me

[full sky]

the wine sells for nearly twice as much as strawberry wine

[small ravine]

i have SEVEN lives. i NEED to do this

are there any tips for the last stage

[full sky]

i said

the wine sells for nearly twice as much as strawberry wine

[delicate river]

https://tenor.com/view/survive-robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-kirk-lazarus-gif-3451974

[small ravine]

what is The Wine

what wine

[full sky]

rhubarb wine

[small ravine]

oh

[half ember]

Yeah, I'm dumb. Don't mind me

[full sky]

660g rhubarb wine > 360g strawberry wine

the gap just gets wider

[full sky]

nahhh ur not dumb

[half ember]

Just reading is hard

It's still ridiculous that Rhubarb is a fruit though

[full sky]

yeah ikr

[small ravine]

I <MED TI

[full sky]

did you do it

[small ravine]

I MADE IT

I MADE TI

😭 SO MUCH P{AIN

[dim fog]

bought the game 3 days ago

should I be worried

[sweet sandal]

some would be worried, however i am proud

[small ravine]

we all go through that

[small ravine]

i will never play this game again

there's no way in hell i can do this without dying

[dim fog]

"I'll hop off after this day" and then I get an idea for the next day and can't stop yet

[sweet sandal]

oh yes you have fallen deep into the trap

before you know it you'll have completed your first year and plotting for the next hahah

[dim fog]

I'm already in year 2 summer 😭

[sweet sandal]

omg!! haha i actually love that for you

[small ravine]

me too! im broke tho rn

[sweet sandal]

getting sucked into this game is some of my best memories

[small ravine]

💀 4k money

ignore the red drawings it's totally nothing

[dim fog]

I got my ancient fruit farm going so I'm making a lot of money

[sweet sandal]

at least your outfit is cute ash

[fallen wraith]

i got like 15 k in one day

[sweet sandal]

nice!!

[dim fog]

😎

[full sky]

woah, what's your total earnings

[dim fog]

prob like 1.2m

[sweet sandal]

dang youre on that grind!!

[dim fog]

I've really gotten into making wine and that 40% money boost from the artisan profession is wonderful

[fading oasis]

hiiii is there a way to have more ancient fruit seeds?? i only have one seed and i have zero idea how im gonna get more 💔

[sweet sandal]

once that one grows, you can throw the fruit into a seed maker to get more!

then keep doing that for unlimited seeds :3

[fading oasis]

oh!!:3

thanks^__^

[sweet sandal]

ofc!! ❤️

[small ravine]

you'll see how much you make later in game

gg tho! 😎

[lavish basin]

Always fun making money

[small ravine]

indeed

[lunar dove]

guys in the dance festival it sells 10 dandelions for 50 and google says they sell for like 30-50 or something do i just triple+ my profits

im confused cuz this seems too good to be true

[fallen wraith]

i have like 25 k now this is so Enjoyable

[lavish basin]

It's 50g each, not for all

[small ravine]

i don't make wine atm because i wanted to make a shed and keep it but my kegs are out of sync so i'm waiting

[lavish basin]

So you don't profit

[lunar dove]

it says 50 gold for 10 of them?

[small ravine]

no it says you can buy 10

[lavish basin]

It's 50 for each

There's just 10 in stock

[lunar dove]

oh thats the stock?

ohhh okay thanks!

[small ravine]

yes

i've fallen for that one too many times

[full sky]

TRUE

[small ravine]

'oh that's a good pri-FOR ONE?'

[full sky]

what a trick

[small ravine]

i really thought krobus is selling 10 solar essence for 80

[fallen wraith]

should i save to buy a buttload of crops for fall or should i spend all my money…

[ripe yarrow]

Poor krobus :(((((

[fallen wraith]

im like summer 15 y1

[small ravine]

if you're gonna get enough money to plant by the 28th then you can spend it

[ripe yarrow]

It depends what would you be spending it on

[fallen wraith]

i’m gonna look in pinned and see what’s profitable for me rq

[full sky]

cool

[full sky]

save

[fallen wraith]

cranberries probably

im gonna finish upgrading my tools then i will save ..

[ripe yarrow]

Mmmmm cranberries

Tasty

[solar jacinth]

what crop is good for summer?

[sweet sandal]

blueberries are great :3 only need to plant once and they regrow after harvest!

[gloomy cloud]

Hey guys

How do i get || iridium ores ||

[magic frigate]

Unlocking bus and going to ||SC||, as well as Omni geodes

[gloomy cloud]

Yeah i unlocked it

But on which floor

[half ember]

It's random

[gloomy cloud]

And how do i go down

[magic frigate]

The deeper you go the higher chances of node spawns

Bombs, ladders, high luck

[gloomy cloud]

Ok thanks

[magic frigate]

[dawn sequoia]

hi guys

[gloomy cloud]

What's the maximum floor in || SC||

[half ember]

There isn't one

[gloomy cloud]

Hii

Okk

[half ember]

Or at least not practically

[sweet sandal]

hi :~)

[full sky]

the integer limit

[half ember]

Technically, there's a limit on the integer tracking it, but you'd have to be going millions of floors a second to hit it

[full sky]

floor 2,147,483,647

[dawn sequoia]

bro im just waitin for 1.6 to ome our for nintendo

[lavish basin]

Actually, it's 2,147,483,527 as it's -120 cause of the mines

[cobalt hare]

Same

[dawn sequoia]

im to broke for steam stardew

[full sky]

ohhh true

ur right

[lavish basin]

Akshewally

[small ravine]

i suck in the minecart game GOD

[dawn sequoia]

i wanna playa a new stardew file but i gotta wait till 1.6

[lavish basin]

Junimo kart is hell

[small ravine]

i can't even beat level one

[lavish basin]

Me neither

I can't survive more than 3 seconds

Good thing it's not needed for anything

[small ravine]

literally died this early on

[full sky]

true

[small ravine]

is there no achievement?

[lavish basin]

Nope

[rare niche]

you’d think there would be one

[small ravine]

also what is this

[lavish basin]

Post CC content

So please delete it

[rare niche]

delete that please

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

Banjos

[rare niche]

hey bannis

[hidden meadow]

ello

i heard you were talking shit about junimo kart

[rare niche]

wait where’d my rabbit go

[rare niche]

yeah

[hidden meadow]

go on please

[rare niche]

well they were

[hidden meadow]

i hate that shit

[rare niche]

lmao

not the easiest game in the world

delete that please

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[small ravine]

oh that's just an achievement sorry tho

[rare niche]

it’s still post cc

[small ravine]

#stardew-spoilers

[rare niche]

so it needs to be deleted

[hidden meadow]

|| 1.6 changes actually made fishing a decent money maker for mid game, you love to see it || 1.6

[quick jolt]

hey!

[small ravine]

[hidden meadow]

[small ravine]

hi!

[quick jolt]

how are you guys?

[lavish basin]

[small ravine]

im throwing this to trash

[hidden meadow]

dont do it

that thing is amazing

[shrewd cosmos]

GG

[hidden meadow]

gooood, hru?

[small ravine]

i hate this game

[quick jolt]

im good!

[hidden meadow]

|| that thing makes getting the no-death achievement super easy tho ||

[small ravine]

i THINk it's my 14 heart cutscene??

[shrewd cosmos]

Most difficult game of all time

[abstract wyvern]

so true

[small ravine]

how

[hidden meadow]

you can play one level every morning and continue where you left off the next day

[lavish basin]

You can basically sleep after each level and it saves

Yeah

[hidden meadow]

ye

[hidden meadow]

[abstract wyvern]

only real gamers do it without the exploit 💪😎

[lavish basin]

Porrchhh

Are you a real gamer

[abstract wyvern]

nuh uh

[stiff elbow]

impossible

[hidden meadow]

skill issue

(i also did it the easy way)

no ragrets

[abstract wyvern]

🍩 🇷 🇻🇮 🇩 !!

[stiff elbow]

😂

[rain wind]

hey ive got a question

[stiff elbow]

ok

[rare niche]

?

[magic frigate]

Lol

[rain wind]

why is their weird whale noises when it rains

[stiff elbow]

how did u already get 100% this fast

[stiff elbow]

yes

[small ravine]

so what

[hidden meadow]

you dont need to do it all in one sitting?

and can do one level at a time

[small ravine]

you never do tho? i can always continue my journey

[lavish basin]

So if you die, you reset and go back

[hidden meadow]

yeah but you can do it at 6am

and not at some point in the afternoon when the saloon opens

and youve already done stuff

[lavish basin]

If you die you go back to stage 1. With this, it saves your progress so you can reset the day and keep going

[hidden meadow]

just an ambience noise, no meaning

[sweet sandal]

i pretend its ghosts heh

[dapper gorge]

how much do you actually lose out on by going joja mart over community center?

[hidden meadow]

no

there are some slight differences

its generally advised to do cc in the beginning because its more authentic this way

[abstract wyvern]

it's actually an indicator for a brain eating monster. the noise actually gets louder and louder and when it gets to an ear-splitting level, the monster appears and takes you away to eat ur brain 🧠

[hidden meadow]

oh yeah and that

keep forgetting that stuff

[abstract wyvern]

[magic frigate]

That’s post CC/Joja

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[dapper gorge]

oh sorry

debating just going joja

the cc is so tedious

[stiff elbow]

he asked about junimos and that also is

oh

[dapper gorge]

i didnt realize that, my bad

[lavish basin]

Just because they broke the rules doesnt mean you should lol

[magic frigate]

Both need to delete then please

[abstract wyvern]

yeah but it kinda acts as a tutorial for you

[dapper gorge]

deleted my mention of spoiler

[dapper gorge]

true

[whole rock]

Hello! Listen, summer has arrived in the game, and my balance is 5005, what seeds should I buy and how much? 1 year

[small ravine]

ohhhh

[wintry crag]

Does post cc mean community center then?

[small ravine]

post cc means post community center

[lavish basin]

Post CC means after the community center

[small ravine]

after community center

[quasi turret]

In my first autumn anything crucial to this season?

[lavish basin]

Just get the cc items like in other seasons tbh

[magic frigate]

Thank you!!!

[hidden meadow]

define crucial

[whole rock]

help me

[lavish basin]

Get mostly blueberries, and the cc seeds

[hidden meadow]

stuff for cc as well as a lots of blueberries

[lavish basin]

1 hot pepper, 1 tomato, and a few melons

[magic frigate]

Can get like 100 blueberries ^^ depending on watering can level

[buoyant osprey]

Blueberries are the big money makers

[quasi turret]

anything that isn't an obvious cc requirement

[whole rock]

what kind of seeds are cc

[dapper gorge]

I have a bad case of "restartitis" on this game. I am really struggling with money and energy in summer now, so I am considering restarting again lol. or should i just play it out

[buoyant osprey]

The summer crops needed for the community center

[stiff elbow]

you can check everything you need for it in pause menu by clicking on the bundle icon

[lavish basin]

The ones in the bundles. The "summer crops bundle" specifically

It asks for 1 blueberry, 1 hot pepper, 1 tomato and 1 melon iirc

[buoyant osprey]

I think 1.6 changed it

[hidden meadow]

The Fair Festival is kinda neat, make sure to visit it, it has a good reward

[buoyant osprey]

Though I’m also using remixed bundles so that could be why mine was asking for different crops than normal

[hidden meadow]

yes

[magic frigate]

Remixed is fun

Thinking about doing another 1.6 save on riverlands and doing remix

[wintry crag]

Quite curious to see what happens if you go down the joja route instead, might do that in my second playthrough farm

[hidden meadow]

Joja is fun

we love joja

[buoyant osprey]

Also a lot quicker when done right

[hidden meadow]

You should join us

THRIVE.

[lavish basin]

It's essentially the same thing

[buoyant osprey]

But I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I forgo my 30 wild spring seeds

[lavish basin]

You donate money instead of items, but the end result is about the same

[charred cradle]

Am I tripping or did my ancient fruit wine take 14 days || to get silver quality in the casks? || (I still don't know what to spoiler so I'm just gonna spoiler everything)

[lavish basin]

It takes 2 weeks, yes

[charred cradle]

WHAT

[lavish basin]

Then another 2 weeks for gold

And another month for iridium

So 2 seasons total

[charred cradle]

I thought my starfruit wine took 7 days? I gotta be tripping

[lavish basin]

Wine takes 7 days to make

Aging and making is different

[charred cradle]

Whoa okay, I'm incredibly misinformed

[hidden meadow]

You can use anti aging lotion but you cannot use anti making lotion

[magic frigate]

💀💀💀💀

[hidden meadow]

yoo back to back rain in fall

https://tenor.com/view/catfish-repeat-offender-catfish-mtv-gif-19934682

[magic frigate]

LMAO PLS

[pure vessel]

Hello, I'm a new player (Summer 4 Year 3) and I have a question about 1.6. I want to start a new 1.6 save but I want to do a Joja run - is it a bad idea to do this on my first 1.6 save?

[lavish sigil]

banana bread.

[granite remnant]

hey guys, new here from switzerland 🙂
have a look at #1139016532966506576

[lavish basin]

Welcome

[wintry crag]

I've only had it rain once during the whole of my first Fall

[hidden meadow]

I feel like Joja on your first 1.6 run is fine, as long as its not your first ever run

[muted palm]

welcome!!

[pure vessel]

Thank you! ❤️

[granite remnant]

heyyyyy

[muted palm]

it rained for like 3 days in a row near the end of fall for me

[wicked mortar]

hello wazzup

[magic frigate]

I love it

[lavish sigil]

same

[magic frigate]

That’s what I did

[tired stag]

Question-- I tried doing a replay. And somehow died on the first day of getting in the mine because i. Had invested slime thing. ( meaning i didn't get the quest to join the guilt yet) and i lost my sword. How do i.. Like get a new one.. Seeing i cant buy one because i don't have the guilt..

[lavish basin]

Gotta use your scythe as a weapon

Or reset the day if it's the same day you lost it

[rose scaffold]

helo

[hidden meadow]

scythe as weapon is legit btw, for the first few floors at least

[tired stag]

I forgot u could do that.. Thank you.. (´°̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥｀)

[hidden meadow]

also kinda chad, ngl

[rose scaffold]

whus poppin

[lavish basin]

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-legitness-gif-9636252

I couldn't not send it 😭

[hidden meadow]

this thing has been living in my head for a decade now 😭

wait remind me can you get the greenhouse on the same day you buy the jojo membership?

or do i have to wait another day

[lavish basin]

Another day

[hidden meadow]

whack

[quasi turret]

If I sow a are seed after day 1 of fall will it still grow?

[hidden meadow]

yes

24 days to fully grow

[quasi turret]

so if i plant it on day 4 I'm all good?

[lavish basin]

Yes

[hidden meadow]

use speed gro if in doubt

[hexed gulch]

should i get the big barn first or the big coop?

[hidden meadow]

barn id say

[lavish basin]

Barn imo

[hexed gulch]

alrighty!

[light flicker]

How can I put the new farm type in the stardew farm planner?

[lavish basin]

If it isn't yet updated, I think there's an import option?

I'm not 100% sure

[silver harbor]

it has been updated 😄

[silent gale]

V2 and v3 both have the new farm type already in them

[hidden meadow]

yes

[rustic salmon]

ty!

[silent gale]

Select it the same way you’d select any other farm type

[real wave]

Hi! Question, my dog must have gotten spooked by me and will not follow or come inside the house anymore. Im in fall year 1. Should i build him a dog house outside?

[hidden meadow]

your pet will sleep in random places, it just happens

[inner barn]

is there a way to quickly get hardwood without upgraded axe?

[magic frigate]

No

[left rain]

When is 1.6 gonna release on Nintendo Switch?

[indigo ridge]

I got a question, that cave on your farm with Mushrooms or fruit, can you change which one it gives you ?

[magic frigate]

No one knows

[left rain]

Once you choose, you stay with it

[magic frigate]

No. Probably with save editing but idk how

[indigo ridge]

I chose mushrooms originally and idk why

I like making jam and wine so I'd rather have fruit

[lavish basin]

#bulletin-board will announce when we have news

[silver harbor]

mushrooms are better long term

[left rain]

Thanks

[indigo ridge]

are they? idek what I need them for now

[cobalt hare]

hey i might just be a little stupid but i started playing recently… why cant i place items on the craft room thingies

[hidden meadow]

both caves are redundant in the long run, doesnt matter too much

[silver harbor]

energy in the mines

fruit caves are good for completing cc

(i chose fruit )

[silent gale]

Mushroom cave has more interesting decoration though imo

[rustic salmon]

i like mushrooms because of eating and decoration

[hidden meadow]

Are you in the community center or are you trying to do it via your inventory?

[lavish basin]

Mushrooms my beloved

[rustic salmon]

I grow all kinds in my closet

[cobalt hare]

ohh im i’m the community center but i’m doing it via inventory.. idk if that answers your question

[indigo ridge]

I think I needed mushrooms for the cc which is why I chose it

[magic frigate]

Fruit harder to get than mushrooms imo

[cobalt hare]

I GOT IT tysm

[indigo ridge]

but I finished the cc in year 2 and I haven't gone back in the cave since

[silent gale]

There are some of both you need but both can be obtained in other ways fairly easily

[magic frigate]

Yeah because it’s beneficial early game

Not so much mid late game unless used for gifts

[hidden meadow]

especially in the new update || mushroom logs kinda make the cave redundant, tho the free dehydrator is nice ||

[magic frigate]

Yeah agreed

Just depends what you want out of it

[real wave]

Thanks!

[indigo ridge]

I played stardew blind and was so sad that the community center stays basically empty

[magic frigate]

Wdym

[indigo ridge]

like barely anyone goes there

people hang out sometimes but there's no events or anything

it's just a giant building with no purpose

[magic frigate]

Better than 1.2 CC, no one ever went there at all lol

At least some people go there on some days

[silver harbor]

tempted to go joja cus why tf am i doing lewises job for him

doesnt he get funding for this typa stuff?

[silent gale]

A cc event would be cool

[magic frigate]

He’s scared of the junimos

[hidden meadow]

Some mods do that at least

but i agree, vanilla CC is underwhelming

[magic frigate]

Community day is a fun idea from SVE I think it was

[hidden meadow]

[indigo ridge]

exactly! doesn't have go be a huge event or festival just like a community dinner like once a season or something

[silent gale]

I’m console. Not even sure mods are an option

[ionic oar]

He’s probably sending it all to the ||war fund||

[vagrant igloo]

My first Truffle 💕

[silver harbor]

nah, to marnie

[magic frigate]

I wish the game had some kind of anniversary day (or day after if it’s a festival day)

[indigo ridge]

my pigs make so many truffles I'm drowning in them

[magic frigate]

Of like when you completed CC or got married and a special event happens every year

[hidden meadow]

clear your farm please

[lavish basin]

lmao poor thing

[vagrant igloo]

I want this to be me

I need more money for more pigs

[indigo ridge]

idk how much money truffles actually give

[vagrant igloo]

And deluxe barns

[indigo ridge]

I've kinda been just dicking around in my save recently I haven't made like any progress

[vagrant igloo]

I need to clear it

[hidden meadow]

1250g for iridium quality

[indigo ridge]

that's not bad since everyone I pick up is iridium

[lavish basin]

Yeah truffles are great

[vagrant igloo]

i have iridium tools so it’ll be fast its day 1 of spring

[indigo ridge]

considering it's stardew valley I haven't actually farmed anything in like a year

[lavish basin]

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[indigo ridge]

my bad

[wary pendant]

He treats her like trash so I doubt it💀

[indigo ridge]

i treat marnie like trash too tbf

[wary pendant]

😭😭

[indigo ridge]

I refuse to look at people's schedules so I never know where she is

[hidden meadow]

People when Marnie works in a 9-5 job for 5 days a week instead of 24/7

[faint cape]

Me when pierre never sees me again when i find out ancient fruit exist

[indigo ridge]

well she wasn't there on a Tuesday or whatever when I showed up smh

[wary pendant]

Marnie is never working

[soft dove]

should i sell my diamonds or is there a use for them

[steel plank]

i always at least save one

[indigo ridge]

everything would be sm easier if I look at schedules but I refuse to use the wiki now

[sour escarp]

Mon-Tues Marnie doesn't work I believe.

[hard prairie]

i mostly use fishing to get my money and am trying to get the vault done. should i keep saving up or upgrade to iridium rod?

[lavish basin]

Iridium rod won't really help you make more money

[hard prairie]

oki

[soft dove]

how come?

[hard prairie]

give them to penny :3

[silver wyvern]

Iridium rod helps you put bait and tackle in it, bait helps you catch fish quicker, and different kinds of tackles help you in a different way

[hidden meadow]

Well, it makes catching lotta Catfish quite a bit easier but i get whatchu mean

[magic frigate]

She loves emerald I thought

[indigo ridge]

why are you a penny enjoyer

[hard prairie]

:3

cuz

[soft dove]

n o

[hard prairie]

i enjoy penny

[soft dove]

i wanna be gay in this run lol

[indigo ridge]

I give all gems to my wife cuz she gets.. hungry

[hard prairie]

emerald and diamonds

[hidden meadow]

porque no los dos?

[magic frigate]

Ohh I just always did emerald cuz it was cheaper forgot about diamonds

[indigo ridge]

at first I married goth girl now it's either music boy or blue hair and pronouns girl

[steel plank]

there's a machine you'll get eventually that will duplicate it, but you need one to do that

[hard prairie]

i farm melons mostly now and save up enough to give year round

[hidden meadow]

Penny deserves the cheapest fr

[magic frigate]

Good plan

[magic frigate]

LMFAO

[vivid sparrow]

i loled

[indigo ridge]

I'll marry Penny to get closer to her mom 😏

[magic frigate]

Oh gosh

[vivid sparrow]

i need them to let me marry clint fr

[indigo ridge]

I forget Clint exists.. I haven't been to his place in forever

I have my tools upgraded and I have geode crushers.. I put him out of buisness

[soft dove]

ohh ok i gotchu

[bronze fulcrum]

help im fishing somewhere in a pond and the first 2 fishes i catch are iridium quality (first catch for those too)

[fallow quiver]

true i gave her a poppy i grew from a random seed for her birthday and she cried

[hidden meadow]

What you need help with then?

[bronze fulcrum]

nothing i just got bamboozled

AND THE NEXT IS GOLD-

[sour escarp]

what are the best qualities about penny @hard prairie

[fallen wraith]

whos the best bachelor to marry ??

[bronze fulcrum]

a n d t h e n e x t i r i d i u m

[sour escarp]

seb/elliot.

[plucky lichen]

shane

[fallen wraith]

and give me reasons 🥺

[plucky lichen]

I can fix him

[fallen wraith]

im gonna play stardew with my parents i gotta like guys again

[bronze fulcrum]

what can i do with trash from fishing

[hidden meadow]

recycle it

[sour escarp]

Shane is a recovering alcoholic that never recovers :S

[fallow quiver]

the ones with the names that DON’T start with s

[fallen wraith]

sebastian looks and acts and has the same name as my cousin that would be Uhhhhh

[sour escarp]

Elliot is a handsome book writer who lives on a beach. He's very polite and has golden retriever energy.

[hidden meadow]

fuck sarvey and selliott fr

[fallow quiver]

LOL

[magic frigate]

Harvey will impress your parents

Lol

[fallow quiver]

Oh yeah

[fallen wraith]

👼 Mother this is my@totally real husband this is my Type mhmhmhmhm

i don’t Like girls mhmhmh

[magic frigate]

LOL

[fallow quiver]

harvey is such a babygirl

[fallen wraith]

urge to romance haley anyway and tell my parents it’s for the marriage benefits

[fallow quiver]

hes a sopping wet cat of a person

[hidden meadow]

They will love Haley

as they should

[bronze fulcrum]

Can someone tell me if it is normal for it to happen what just happened to me? posted in images

(i got 3 gold chubs not 2 btw)

[magic frigate]

Im bi but prefer men, but in this game I definitely prefer the women lol

Bachelorettes top tier

[fallen wraith]

sometimes i don’t think i’m actually into girls and then i remember i never once thought of dating a guy in stardew valley .

[vivid sparrow]

no bc why are all the men on this game kinda ass

[hidden meadow]

Bachelorettes >>>>> bachelors in this game

[magic frigate]

I love this emote lmao

[vivid sparrow]

i like shane but not rlly as a love intrest

[fallow quiver]

i have this but like the opposite gender

[fallen wraith]

hehsahaa.

[magic frigate]

Fr :/

[fallow quiver]

TRUE…. but thats what i love about some of them

(not shane though hes for the destroyed)

[fallen wraith]

i hate like All of them 😭

[magic frigate]

Either too young, too absent, or too… mushy lol

[vivid sparrow]

FRRR

[hidden meadow]

agreed lmao

[fallow quiver]

i also hate all of them

[magic frigate]

Harvey is fine but like I feel like I’m wearing the pants 😐 although I kinda am

[fallen wraith]

in a caring way . i could never be a hater 👼

[magic frigate]

LOL

[vivid sparrow]

i married elliot and divorced them two days later

[fallow quiver]

oh wait u mean just the guys

[fallen wraith]

no i hate all of them

Everyone SUCKS

[fallow quiver]

True everyone sucks

[magic frigate]

Emily NOOO

[fallen wraith]

but i love them All

[vivid sparrow]

thats what im saying. i feel like clint would be so good

[hidden meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/me-explaining-to-the-discord-why-haley-is-the-best-stardew-valley-girl-gif-17171747

[fallen wraith]

me

[steel plank]

idk I've married seb every time, and when I tried going for someone else I stopped halfway and couldnt do it

[steel plank]

lmfao

[fallow quiver]

haley is really cute but like thats all she is to me 😭