stardew-valley

[bitter saddle]

im pretty sure theres still going to be a gap

[opal shoal]

😭

[bitter saddle]

not nearly as long as 1.5 though

[opal shoal]

that’s so unfortunate

[bitter saddle]

so theres some hope

[oak trail]

/that soon/??

[jagged dew]

hopefully lmao

[opal shoal]

i hope 🤞

[bitter saddle]

im pretty sure CA said it'd be alot quicker right?

[oak trail]

that's the day before my birthday...

[molten garden]

Where do I fit 250 blueberries on my hilltop farm

I'm on year 1 summer 1 rn

[zenith yew]

CA took over publishing, so I do have hope.. but this is coming from a long term newb, who keeps restarting before season 3

[oak trail]

...do we know if he's changing the Perfection requirements?

[spark sedge]

I don't know if he's said

[oak trail]

Fingers crossed for that and correct sprites for the looms. Minor issues but still

[dusky nexus]

There will always be a delay between an updating launching on Steam/GOG and it launching on consoles and mobile, unless CA changed the development process in some way

And yeah, it should not take anywhere close to as long for mobile to get the update this time (at least we can hope not). Last time he had to switch porting teams

[oak trail]

ttfn

[modern pollen]

how long was the gap for 1.5?

[zenith yew]

Well silver lining, it's free

So fuck yea

[dusky nexus]

1.5 was released on Steam and GOG in late December 2020, and on mobile in early January 2023, so just over 2 years

[oak trail]

oh wow

[modern pollen]

i didn't know

[dusky nexus]

Yeah, I mean knock on wood, but it would be pretty tough for 1.6 to not be out on mobile sooner than 1.5

[oak trail]

I only joined in 2021 or 22 I think.

[dusky nexus]

Ah, will 1.6 be your first update then? That's exciting!

[oak trail]

WEll I started on mobile so I did get the mobile 1.5 update 🙂

I'm not SUPER excited about any of the new stuff coming out. Looks like fun but I dont HATE it if that makes sense?

[jagged dew]

I bought the game in around November 2020 and was like "nah boring" cause I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do, then 1.5 came out and I gave it another go and played it for 2 years straight... Now I'm obsessed with the game 😂

[oak trail]

I had some Google Cash and tried a knockoff of Harvest Moon and found it buggy so went looking for similar farm games and found SDV and here I am, maybe less than two years later working on making mods.

(mostly got into mods cause I /cant stand that fishing game/))

test

[tough sinew]

hello everybody!

[jagged dew]

same! i always use the mod for skipping it, but it kinda feels like cheating

[oak trail]

I hate it enough I dont care about that.

[jagged dew]

hello!

[oak trail]

also another challenge later after SC (I think) on the island

[umbral quartz]

Surprisingly I never got past y3. Hopefully I do lol. I had the game on every console since it released. Lifes been bumpy. Huge harvest moon fan. I love fishing in videogames. Why save the world when you can fish 🐟

[tough sinew]

I tried posting an online co-op but nobody seems interested..

[oak trail]

ok I keep saying I'm going to bed and then not going to bed. x.x

Jonny: Gotta give it some time

[tough sinew]

K

[umbral quartz]

I would play co op but I have a kid

[tough sinew]

Oh nice, I wanna have kids when i grow up too!

[umbral quartz]

it's tough lol. I didn't even plan on having a kid lol. Found out a month before I had him haha.

[tough sinew]

Haha, I heard having a kid is a hard job! However i think it would be a life achievement to see one of your kids grow up!!

[jagged dew]

oh wow hahaha

that's like my biggest fear lmao

[wide scroll]

hi

[jagged dew]

hello

[umbral quartz]

Well it's better than finding out while you are giving birth I suppose

[jagged dew]

yeah i guess hahahaha

[wide scroll]

Can anyone help me? I can't find secret message 10 at all, what can I do to find it?(only him missing)

[tough sinew]

I always resort to stardew valley whenever I experience stress, like the games description, It is overwhelmingly positive!

[jagged dew]

fishing, digging artifact spots, killing monsters... they all have a chance of dropping a secret note

[cobalt hare]

The secret notes drop randomly, but that one has a step to do

[jagged dew]

from the wiki

[umbral quartz]

I just read the note 10 you get from reaching skull cavern 100?

[cobalt hare]

That needs to be spoilered btw

[wide scroll]

this is exactly what I need

[spark sedge]

this needs spoilers

[zenith yew]

Lol

[jagged dew]

ah yeah, from entering ||skull cavern||, i think

[spark sedge]

this needs spoilers

[zenith yew]

For real

[wide scroll]

I've been after him for more than two seasons

[bitter saddle]

you just put it in bold instead of spoiling 😭 spoiler is || on each side

[tender shadow]

xD

[wide scroll]

sorry

[jagged dew]

no wait, you need to enter it, wait for a mail from ||mr qi|| and then reach level 25

[wide scroll]

Thank you for your help

[tough sinew]

Anyone wanna do co-op?

[tender shadow]

#1139016532966506576

[tough sinew]

Bruh, nobody is responding, it's been like 20 mins

[granite orbit]

I know its not the best part but sadly you have to be patient and yhe delay of response can more or less long

[tough sinew]

[granite orbit]

[fiery cradle]

spring 4 year 2, what seeds do I buy?

Do I just go all in on strawberries again?

I got 16,700g btw

[tender shadow]

I would, make that money! Maybe buy one or 2 of the others for cooking and such though

[granite orbit]

If you can go on rhubarb instead, they are worth more than strawberries

Besides you can only buy strawberries on 13th

[fiery cradle]

wym "if?" is there some reson I shouldn't?

[granite orbit]

So you loose half a month of profit

[granite orbit]

I said if because im not aware of your progress in the game as far as I know

[fiery cradle]

spring 4 year 2

where tf do I get rhubarb?

[tender shadow]

They ment CC

[granite orbit]

Yed but that doesnt automatically mean that you unlocked the desert where you can rhubarb seeed ( not saying you didnt but everyone goes at a different pace )

[fiery cradle]

desert?

[tender shadow]

cough may have needed to spoiler that cough

[granite orbit]

Oh its okay not to spoiler calico desert because its mention on a sign in game !

[fiery cradle]

I assumed they were at that rat bastard Piere's store

[granite orbit]

|| however you have to spoil the way on how to unlock the desert ||

[tender shadow]

Yeah but not what crops you get from there, eh it's probably fine-

Yeah

[granite orbit]

Aah perhaps u are right

Mb mb

[spare crypt]

I have made it to my second spring!! I'm hitting the ground running with enough sprinklers to water 120 cauliflower, and then a couple of other crops I missed out on for the spring crop bundle last time

[fiery cradle]

Bro I barely talked to anyone year one

[spare crypt]

I am off for the evening, but I am itching to clear all of this new debris from my farm

[fiery cradle]

Oooooh shit I forgot sprinklers existed

[tender shadow]

Nicee, hate forgetting stuff though

[tender shadow]

xD aren't hard to get either

[tender shadow]

Same, usually I either do it during festivals or not at all 🤣

[fiery cradle]

Uhhhhhhh

[spare crypt]

It's not so much I forgot, as I just didn't understand the idea behind the cc until it was too late in the season to catch up 😅

[fiery cradle]

Idk how much rhubarb to buy

I bought 100, still got a lot of money left over

[tender shadow]

If you don't have sprinklers, then as much as your willing to water

[fiery cradle]

I am willing to water as many as possible

My watering can is iced tf out

[tender shadow]

That's fair, and probably how most first times go

[tropic siren]

Hey friends

What are we talking about

[tender shadow]

Then all of them, keep in mind energy though

[fiery cradle]

I spent so much on that shit I might as well add a spoiler and rims

[tender shadow]

Heyo, just rhubarb, sprinklers and CC

[fiery cradle]

My watering can iced out

[tender shadow]

xD

[tropic siren]

Ooooo

[fiery cradle]

I got 2 chests full of food

That shit iridium, might as well be diamond encrusted

[tropic siren]

WEAK, i have a whole shed contributed to food

(I’m joking I’m proud of you)

[blazing breach]

does anybody know how to reach something thats in a wall ):

[tropic siren]

Are you talking about in the cave?

[blazing breach]

yesss

[tropic siren]

spoilers: ||bomb||

[fiery cradle]

Can so icy wonder why she like me bitch I’m drownin⁉️🗣️🔥

[tropic siren]

It can be a tiny one@

[blazing breach]

like in the wall wall tho

[tender shadow]

SS?

[tropic siren]

Oh like the person there?

[tender shadow]

Cause that could mean a few things-

[blazing breach]

wait lemme try the bomb real qucik

[tropic siren]

It’ll work lmfao

[blazing breach]

oh my god i dont have a bomb or anything to craft it

[fiery cradle]

The music I be listening to does NOT fit this game at all

[blazing breach]

im gonna cry bro ):

[tropic siren]

you mean the stuff you need to craft the bomb?

[blazing breach]

yuhh

[tender shadow]

Haha, same, I'll just be tending to animals and phonk starts playing 💀

[tropic siren]

lmfao

[fiery cradle]

Bro I always listen to rap when I do this

Nothing like watering my rhubarb while listening to Future be misogynistic

[tender shadow]

🤣

[tender shadow]

Not once have I seen anyone have 1 singular gold

[tropic siren]

💀

[fiery cradle]

Whole Lotta Rhubarb

[tender shadow]

Bro got the iced can and empty pockets 💀

[spare crypt]

Start selling those artisan goods

[tender shadow]

Pfff-

[spare crypt]

I am still jarring my pumpkins from fall honestly lol

[fiery cradle]

Oh shit

I never upgraded my hoe

[tender shadow]

xD

[tropic siren]

I’m still jarring my garlic i feel you

[fiery cradle]

I’m fucked bro

I gotta hoe 162 spots

[tropic siren]

💀 May peace be with you friend

[tender shadow]

2 chest of food isn't so much now huh xD

[spare crypt]

I'm saving my gold tier pumpkins though, since I'm romancing Abigail- I should be marrying her soon so they should really help at maxing out her affection quickly

[tender shadow]

People unironically grow garlic? Kinda thought it was one of those crops people grow like 3 times and never touch-

[tropic siren]

No i grow garlic like a mad man

[spare crypt]

Gotta be mad, growing garlic

Lmao

[tender shadow]

Fair enough, does it make good money?

[solar shell]

@fiery cradle no talking about drugs, please

[tropic siren]

I use it to make oil of garlic, which makes 1,000 g, but i mostly just use it bc i suck at ||sc||

[blazing breach]

noo its okay he was joking

[solar shell]

still

[tropic siren]

Bennett don’t correct a mod 😔

[blazing breach]

noo its okay dont worry

[tropic siren]

it was just a warning rats not in trouble

[fiery cradle]

Literally 1984

[solar shell]

We dont allow any kind of references to drugs joke or not

But yes just a reminder

[tender shadow]

That don't sound too bad, unrelated, your second pronoun says "shey" instead of "she" didn't know if u knew or not

[tropic siren]

Put the two words together :3

[tender shadow]

Ah ok, was just making sure

[tropic siren]

Hershey chocolate is my baby

[tender shadow]

OH

I'm slow, now I'm hungry-

[tropic siren]

LMFOAOAO

[fiery cradle]

Oh my fucking god

[tropic siren]

no you’re okay

[fiery cradle]

You have gotta be joking me

[tropic siren]

What

[fiery cradle]

I thought steel was the basic level

I manually hoes every spot 1 by 1

I could’ve just help down

Omfg

[tropic siren]

Steal is the second level

[fiery cradle]

I see that now

[tropic siren]

And if you hold down the button it hoes 5 at a time

[fiery cradle]

I already hoed up every single spot

1 by 1

Swing by swing

[spare crypt]

A salute to a soldier with no energy left 🫡

[tender shadow]

You would have had to do that anyway tho since upgrades take a few days

[fiery cradle]

Oh I have almost half

[tender shadow]

Now is the perfect time to upgrade before u harvest

[fiery cradle]

What?

[tender shadow]

Nvm I think I'm too tired for this-

[fiery cradle]

Oh shit

I forgot my spring seeds

I gotta plant these too

[tender shadow]

oop-

[fiery cradle]

Thank god I don’t gotta water today

What’s “a strange sound was heard in the night” again?

Is that the meteor?

[tender shadow]

Na I think that's owl statue

[fiery cradle]

Oh

[tender shadow]

Or the weird glass thing

[fiery cradle]

Ew

[tender shadow]

Explosion is meteor

[fiery cradle]

YOOO LETS GOOO

ITS THE PULSATING FETUS POD

[tender shadow]

xD

[fiery cradle]

Thats goin right next to my bees

Bro I have jade in my crystalarium and idek why

I have like 60 jade and I have no idea why

I remember I had some reason

[tropic siren]

Keep it

You’ll thank me later

[tender shadow]

Keep doing that, I can't tell you why but it's a good decision

[fiery cradle]

Is it good for ||the trader|| or smth?

I can’t think of any other reason

[tender shadow]

Na, for ||sc||

[fiery cradle]

I don’t know what she gives for it tho

[fiery cradle]

How does it help there?

[tender shadow]

||On Thursdays, the desert trader trades jade for staircases|||

[fiery cradle]

Oh

Cool

[dense minnow]

||Isnt it sundays?||

[tender shadow]

Maybe, its some day of the week xD

[fiery cradle]

Whats the real use of ||sc|| besides iridium

[dense minnow]

Monster slayer

[granite orbit]

|| correction : jades for staircases is indeed on sundays ||

[tender shadow]

Slayer goals, some items are much easier in ||sc||

[tender shadow]

fuck, my bad

[granite orbit]

Is okay dw

[fiery cradle]

I still don’t got any animals

[tender shadow]

You should get those

[fiery cradle]

No iron

*copper

[tender shadow]

Then go mining, if your just going for ore then your luck shouldn't matter much-

[fiery cradle]

Found some in a chest

What I meant was no bars

[tender shadow]

Ah, then just the tedious task of smelting

[fiery cradle]

Its not that bad lol

[tender shadow]

I hate it, like watching paint dry (cause ik I'll forget if im not staring at it)

[fiery cradle]

I was watering my plants so it was fine

[tender shadow]

Mhm

[fiery cradle]

Bro I just been mindlessly smelting iridium bars

I got like 40

[burnt nexus]

just triggered elliot's 2 heart cutscene on accident when trying to deliver him the fish he asked for, very funny to go from semi serious conversation deepening our bond to "hey boy here's your fish"

[granite orbit]

[sick aurora]

[burnt nexus]

"hey i got that fish you wan-"
||"everyone back home didn't believe in me and my career as an author"|| (elliot 2 heart event)
"so what are you gonna cook with this trout man"

[granite orbit]

I mean cooking can a good way to find inspiration xD!

[fiery cradle]

Aight gang

What animal should I get first?

What building, more specifically

[gilded pendant]

Hey what should i do im on the 6th of spring 1st year im new and want to see my farm in all of its glory

[sick aurora]

Go to the mines!

[gilded pendant]

thanks

[keen trail]

Coop with both brown and white chicken is a good start also for community

[sick aurora]

They do spawn on other farms that have 'monster spawning' enabled

[fiery cradle]

I’m spring y2 btw

[keen trail]

Wow

Wait you're y2 and doesn't have any animal yet

[gilded pendant]

So whats a good way for me to make money on day 6 spring year 1

[fiery cradle]

Nope

[keen trail]

Fishing

[high current]

Probably fishing, tbh.

[gilded pendant]

thanks

[pure kayak]

Im struggling with skull caverns any tips?

[tender shadow]

Hoard fish till level 5

[fiery cradle]

Man, ion really know what to do rn

[dense minnow]

Spoiler

[tender shadow]

go to seasoned farmers for soemthing like that

[fiery cradle]

I watered my shit

[pure kayak]

My bad wrong chat

[fiery cradle]

Robin’s building the silo

Now what

[tender shadow]

Mine, fish, focus on CC

[gilded pendant]

What crop should i be growing im growing potatoes

[fiery cradle]

Why would I even mine?

Ion really know what I need rn

[dense minnow]

Potatoes and strawberries y1, rhubarb y2+

[sick aurora]

spring? kale till farming lvl 2. On 12th, buy strawberries, make a lot of sprinklers, plant them

[tender shadow]

Everything, or focus on getting to the bottom

[keen trail]

Potato and parnsip is good but make sure you collect them before day 13 ||there will be egg festival to buy strawberry seeds||

[fiery cradle]

What’s the bottom of ||sc||?

Also I really don’t wanna catch the legend

[tender shadow]

Oh yeah your in there, I meant the regular mines

[dense minnow]

There isnt one

[fiery cradle]

Oh

So uh

What should I do?

After the legend

[tender shadow]

You caught the legend?

[keen trail]

Idk put it in your aquarium?

[fiery cradle]

Not yet

AFTER

[keen trail]

Or make it a sashimi😂

[tender shadow]

xD

Catch the other 4 legendary fish maybe

[modern stump]

Just made it to my first winter woot woot

[tender shadow]

Nice job!

[fiery cradle]

In one season? Lol

Also I have 2/4 already

[dense minnow]

Grats

[fiery cradle]

3/4 when I get legend

[tender shadow]

What you can at least then xD

[dense minnow]

Theres 5 legend fish

[fiery cradle]

I have every spring fish minus legend

[fiery cradle]

Whats the last?

[dense minnow]

||Mutant carp||

[fiery cradle]

Oh

Is that in the sewer?

[dense minnow]

Idk if thats a spoiler or not so I didnt say, but yes

[fiery cradle]

Hmmmm what should I buy for legend?

[dense minnow]

Fishing food and trap bobber

[keen trail]

Is there a legend on the lake mountain?

[fiery cradle]

Yes

Guys is just level 10 and iridium rod enough to get the legend?

[dense minnow]

Trap bobber and fishing food would be helpful

[fiery cradle]

Yeah I have that

I mean to just get it on the line

[dense minnow]

Oh yeah thats enough

[fiery cradle]

Oh, don’t have fishing food tho

[dense minnow]

I mean it isnt necessary but it makes the job so much easier

[fiery cradle]

Used al that shit on the ice fish guy

[dense minnow]

You can just get some trout soup, thats all I had

[fiery cradle]

Dawg im broke as fuck

[cobalt hare]

Hi people

[dense minnow]

Hi liv

[cobalt hare]

:]

[tender shadow]

Heyo

[tender shadow]

xD, get yo money up not yo funny up

[fiery cradle]

Thats what the rhubarb is for lmao

[cobalt hare]

[burnt nexus]

hey how do you purchase a brown chicken? marnie just keeps trying to give me white chickens? I do have adopt and skin which i thought might change it, but the skins are listed seperately for brown and white chickens so I doubt that's it

[tender shadow]

Gotta wait so long tho, how long does rhubarb take?

[fiery cradle]

13 or smth

[dense minnow]

Its random whether its white or brown, just reset unti lyou get one

[tender shadow]

Luck, ask for chicken, reset if white

[burnt nexus]

damn ok, reset by like, close the menu or?

[sick aurora]

Bad rng

[dense minnow]

Yes close the menu

[burnt nexus]

brown chicken acquired, thank you

[granite orbit]

yeah you guit the game without going to bed

[tender shadow]

I meant close menu, ig reset was harsh wording-

[tender shadow]

jesus

[fiery cradle]

Full day fishing, didn’t hook legend once

[tender shadow]

Tough

[fiery cradle]

Level 10, iridium rod, and bait

I’m buying food

[trim horizon]

huh

[sick aurora]

alright. Salads are best for early game. Always remember that

[trim horizon]

what yr u in?

[fiery cradle]

2

[dense minnow]

I think he meant fihsing food

[trim horizon]

fishing food?

[sick aurora]

Ohh ok

[fiery cradle]

I’m not gonna fistfight the fish lmao

[sick aurora]

trout soup

[fiery cradle]

I might as well

[fiery cradle]

I know

[trim horizon]

i mean he’s better off eating cheese lol

[sick aurora]

Early game

[fiery cradle]

I ain’t got animals yet

Apparently that’s weird

[trim horizon]

earlygame but y2?

[sick aurora]

cheese is ofc, a very good energy source for what i assume is mid game

[trim horizon]

yes

[fiery cradle]

Year 1 I was focused on mining and shit

[sick aurora]

I didnt know they were y2

[trim horizon]

here

[fiery cradle]

How many trout soup?

[sick aurora]

Depends

[fiery cradle]

On what

[trim horizon]

you focused on mostly fishing?

[sick aurora]

On what kind of fishing are you doing, where, which fish you want

[fiery cradle]

Legend

Spring

[sick aurora]

5-6 would suffice

Iridium rod with trap bobber

lvl 10 fishing

[fiery cradle]

Yup

Bought a spare one

Wow, first try

That was shockingly easy

Now what lol

I got all the spring fish

[dense minnow]

Congrats

[sick aurora]

ggs

[fiery cradle]

Now I have 5 unnecessary trout soups

[fiery cradle]

That’s gonna be my band name

I’m gonna gift one to my one true love

Guys what do I do now?

I’m gonna buy a shit ton of parsnips

@tender shadow is that stupid? I gotta get the quality crops bundle

[sick aurora]

Nope. You can plant all you want

[fiery cradle]

How many should I get?

[sick aurora]

If you are aiming to get 5 gold parsnips, get 10-15 of them and put quality fertilizer

[fiery cradle]

Oh yeah

Forgot fertilizer existed

[fiery cradle]

Should I just buy it?

[dense minnow]

Quality fertilizer is pretty cheap

[fiery cradle]

Well I can’t buy shit cause Pierre is a lazy bastard

[dense minnow]

Lmao

[sick aurora]

Yeah

[lilac sun]

ikr bro just disappears half the time

[fiery cradle]

I demand an execution

[dense minnow]

We all do

[fiery cradle]

We should put his head on a pike and parade him through the streets.

[lilac sun]

like he complains about going out of business but likes to roam around for 90% of the time his shop is open

[fiery cradle]

Same with Marnie

That bitch stands at her fucking microwave for HOURS

[lilac sun]

bro at that point i dont think joja is your biggest problem

[fiery cradle]

what the fuck

These goddamn lazy millennials lmao

[lilac sun]

fr fr

sometimes marnie just leaves as soon as it hits 9

like why are you standing at the counter before your shop even opens and then leave as soon as it opens

[dense minnow]

Whos a worse store owner? Pierre or Marnie?

[lilac sun]

both are equally stupid

[gaunt gale]

pierre works from 8:50 to 5:10 ish

[fiery cradle]

It is year 2 lmao

[gaunt gale]

more than his listed work hours

[lilac sun]

then close the shop bruh

why keep the shop open

[gaunt gale]

because it's also a house

[lilac sun]

im at year 4 and im just 12 hearts with robin and everyone else is just 1

[gaunt gale]

his house as well as his family's house

you're the one barging in

[lilac sun]

nah i meant the time, it says shop open from 9-7 or smth

[gaunt gale]

it says 9-5

and closed on wednesdays

[lilac sun]

then youre wrong he doesnt work from 8:50-5:10

because hes not there half the time when i got at 3-4

[sleek sparrow]

Whar

The opening hours is 9-5 right

Bro clocks out on time
Not a minute earlier not a minute later

[gaunt gale]

eh he's there at like 8:40

and leaves exxactly at 5

[sleek sparrow]

Wednesday he’s also at the counter

[gaunt gale]

yep

he's pretty much always there

[sleek sparrow]

Man’s just a weirdo

[gaunt gale]

he's one of the only npcs to not have a clinic date

[sleek sparrow]

[gaunt gale]

so idk what the other person is on

he literally has the easiest possible schedule

[sleek sparrow]

Pierre was the first person I get a cutscene with

I just give him random stuff I happen to have with me and boom 2 hearts

[brave rivet]

i just caught my first octopus...why is fishing in this game so hard

[sleek sparrow]

Nah it’s just the octopus

And soon || scorpion carp (if ur unlucky and get a rowdy one) ||

[placid sage]

I feel bad for linus

[sleek sparrow]

Don’t feel bad for him

He chooses that lifestyle

[placid sage]

Also whats with trash cans giving loot , im sensing a hidden meme here

[sleek sparrow]

Well
People likes to throw out perfectly edible stuff ig

There is a special loot you can get from trash cans

[gaunt gale]

people throw out stuff

thats how trash works

[novel sundial]

Just did my second ||skull caverns run, first run I got none, but this run I got my first, second and third prismatic shards, yipeeee||

[sleek sparrow]

Congrats

[dense minnow]

Nice

[sleek sparrow]

Any || autopetter? ||

[turbid mica]

they just wanted to put dumpster diving in a game?

[sleek sparrow]

Honestly if I have a chance to get a Diamond from a trash can I would dig through them too

[placid sage]

That's neat af tbh

I do need to focus on the community center, idk how season works atm

[sleek sparrow]

Depends
Are you at the bus stop at the right time or is she at the clinic for her health check up

[weary barn]

okay so im half way through level 4 farming, and I need to reach level 6. summer is in 2 days and ppl were suggesting to me to plant a ton of wheat and blueberries but let the rain water the wheat only. Smart idea?

[sleek sparrow]

Anyway the wiki has all the schedules

[placid sage]

I'd imagine it's gonna suck waiting 3 seasons just to get one missing item lol

[turbid mica]

check the wagon in the forest on friday and sunday

[novel sundial]

||Pfft can't get that lucky, got a red slime egg, and that was it for treasure ||

[sleek sparrow]

Well
Summer has a very high chance of rain and by letting the rain water the wheat you won’t waste energy and time watering them
Having said that, what does energy and time have to do with your getting more farming experience
It doesn’t matter either way if you have sprinklers

[cerulean jay]

Yo! I’m year 2, have a peach tree. I don’t see any info on if fruits form the trees are good to preserve or turn into wine. I have hops, and blueberries to put into keg and jars. Should I keep making wine with peaches ? Or hops?

[rare niche]

Hops

[gaunt gale]

well they obviously don't have sprinklers lol

[sleek sparrow]

I was gonna put the sprinkler thing as a separate point but I forgot it was there 😔

[rare niche]

Most fruit when turned into wine doesn’t sell for much

[weary barn]

hmm I wanted to grow alot of blue berries along side with the wheat so I thought water both will take a crazy amount of time. ps I got an iron watering can (can upgrade to gold)

[sleek sparrow]

In the time ur waiting for rain in the summer to get the exp from harvesting wheat you might have already gotten enough exp from grown blueberries

[cerulean jay]

When I run out of hops, use blueberries?

[sleek sparrow]

Summer has a guaranteed rainy day, but I’ve also seen people not getting a single rain day on day 13 summer

[sleek sparrow]

No don’t

[willow hatch]

I'm bored...

[sleek sparrow]

Blueberry’s strength is in its numbers

[willow hatch]

Hello, how is everyone doing?

[cerulean jay]

So what do I use for kegs when I run out of hops?

[placid sage]

Is there anything missable ingame besides recipes atm?

[willow hatch]

watcha guys talking about btw?

[placid sage]

I really dont wanna miss anything out rn lol

[weary barn]

Hops cost 60g. They yield 6xp on harvest, after 11 days, but then yield another 6xp every day for the rest of summer. Without modifiers, this is 17 harvests of 6xp, 102xp total for the month, or 3.6xp per day. With deluxe sped-gro, this jumps to 20 harvests, which brings it to 4.3xp per day over the course of the season.

Someone suggested this

honestly im just gonna go eyeball it lol cant rly be bothered

[rare niche]

What day is it?

[sleek sparrow]

I don’t think you will
Hops reproduce every day and kegs take 1.5 to process it

[cerulean jay]

18 summer

[sleek sparrow]

You’ll always have hops to put into kegs so long as you plant as many hops as you have kegs

[cerulean jay]

I’m just saying if. What’s a good backup for kegs and jars? I’ve been putting strawberries in my jars

[rare niche]

Starfruit

[cerulean jay]

Bru

[sleek sparrow]

In summer… it’s melon if ur in year 1

And processed

[cerulean jay]

Year 2, and no I don’t have an insane store of starfruit to keg everyday 😂

[sleek sparrow]

No cuz starfruit takes 7 days in kegs

So if you plant them you won’t need to keg every day

[cerulean jay]

What’s number one priority for jars under starfruit then

[sleek sparrow]

Starfruit is better processed in kegs
Jars is probably strawberry

Blueberry makes slightly higher profit in jars than red cabbage in summer

[cerulean jay]

Thank you

[sleek sparrow]

If I’m gonna be honest
I don’t have many jars and if I do I process fish roe in them…

[rare niche]

Wine sells for more then jelly

[magic frigate]

Same

[rare niche]

Well buy what you can

You’re going to make a profit either way

[sleek sparrow]

The return on starfruit is insane

[magic frigate]

Y1 summer I spent 100k on starfruit lol

Best believe I hand watered them all

[sleek sparrow]

Me fr

At the end of spring I sold hella tea saplings to rack up money for starfruit

[magic frigate]

I’m gonna do that next save

[rare niche]

Starfruit really is that crop

[magic frigate]

Fr fr

[sleek sparrow]

If stardew starfruit looks like actual starfruit they’d look really lame

[magic frigate]

I prefer ancient fruit y2 tho

[cerulean jay]

Starfruit is cut out of the equation right now.. that’s why I’m asking for ulterior options. Thought I was pretty clear with that lol

[magic frigate]

Once I accumulated enough

[magic frigate]

Check my profile’s spreadsheet

[sleek sparrow]

Do you not have enough money or..

[cerulean jay]

I’ve got 67k

[weary barn]

how much do starfruit seeds cost?

[magic frigate]

||400g each||

[magic frigate]

You can still make a return on a good amount for that

Don’t gotta spend all 67k but it’ll me worth your while

[turbid mica]

fish pond to put the roe in the jar works pretty decent

[cerulean jay]

Is it not too late in summer?

[magic frigate]

What day are you

[rare niche]

You can buy 167 and still make a profit

No

[cerulean jay]

19

[rare niche]

They’ll be ready on the 26th

[cerulean jay]

Shweet

[magic frigate]

Wait what

[rare niche]

Nevermind

[magic frigate]

You’re using DSG????

[cerulean jay]

?

[rare niche]

You’re out of time

[magic frigate]

It’s 13 days

[rare niche]

Save your money for a big crop investment in fall

Ik

[magic frigate]

Just buy pumpkins in fall @cerulean jay

[cerulean jay]

What’s dsg

[magic frigate]

Deluxe speed gro

[lilac sun]

ye pumpkin best

base price of 320

seed is 100

[cerulean jay]

Why wasn’t that mentioned before

For what, kegs or jar?

[sleek sparrow]

Keg them and they’ll be even better

[rare niche]

Keg

[sleek sparrow]

Well
I didn’t mention it cuz you were asking about jars..

[cerulean jay]

Better than hops?

[sleek sparrow]

Wellllll

I do believe hops are very profitable
If you hate yourself

[cerulean jay]

I’m wondering for both kegs and jars, year round

[cerulean jay]

? They’ve been pretty good to manage

[magic frigate]

Hops take up so much of your time lol

To each their own 💀

[sleek sparrow]

I personally don’t want to refill my kegs every day

[cerulean jay]

My farms not that huge

[magic frigate]

I barely wanna do it weekly

[rare niche]

Don’t try and use both kegs and jars every season, kegs are ultimately better

[magic frigate]

This

Also hi Ben

[sleek sparrow]

Every time I log on I do a deep sigh
Sadly harvest all my crops
Refill all my kegs
Then I log off cuz that’s way too much work for 1 sitting

[cerulean jay]

What do I put in my greenhouse

[magic frigate]

LOL

[magic frigate]

Ancient fruit is the most popular

[sleek sparrow]

Ancient fruit

[cerulean jay]

I haven’t gotten a single seed other than the Gunther one

[magic frigate]

Then plant that one

Use seed maker

[cerulean jay]

It’s gone

[sleek sparrow]

Donate it get the plantable seed
|| Plant it in the greenhouse ||
Get farming lv 9 for seedmaker recipe
Multiply it

[magic frigate]

You planted it?

[cerulean jay]

First year mistakes I’m not proud of..

[sleek sparrow]

Gone? Like
You trashed it?

[magic frigate]

It’s okay .. if you didn’t keep the fruit you gotta get another ancient seed

Otherwise starfruit in the greenhouse too probably

Matter fact if you have the greenhouse then you should just buy the starfruit seeds anyway lol

Since it won’t matter when season ends

[rare niche]

Hi

[sleek sparrow]

True tho
If you have greenhouse already and still don’t have ancient fruit plant starfruit in there for quick profit

[turbid verge]

Can i marry someone whenever i want?

[sleek sparrow]

Then you can replace the spaces with ancient fruit later

[sleek sparrow]

Yis

Just need a mermaid pendant

[turbid verge]

Okay

[magic frigate]

It needs to rain to propose

Well to buy it

[turbid verge]

How

I need it to propose ?

[sleek sparrow]

The tide pools on the beach
On rainy days, there’s a bearded man there

[magic frigate]

You need to give 300 wood to the bridge in the beach

[cerulean jay]

True, thanks. Just unlocked greenhouse a minute ago

[sleek sparrow]

Talk to him when you and your partner has 10 hearts

[magic frigate]

First you need to be their bf or gf

[turbid verge]

How ?

[magic frigate]

Of course!

[gaunt gale]

and have 10 hearts and an upgraded house

[cerulean jay]

Dedicate all slots to starfruit, and then remaining spots for pomegranate and peach trees?

[gaunt gale]

bouquet from pierre

[lilac sun]

give them stuff they love

the hearts keep increasing

[sleek sparrow]

Buy a bouquet from Pierre and give it to a marriage candidate you have 8 hearts with to date them

[magic frigate]

At 8 hearts you buy a bouquet at Pierre’s then at 10 hearts you buy a mermaid pendant for 5k at the East side of the beach

[lilac sun]

youll have specific events for a certain number of stars

[turbid verge]

Yeah i talked to the guy but he said i had to wait to buy it

[magic frigate]

You need a upgraded house too

[gaunt gale]

then you aren't at 10 hearts or don't have an upgraded house

[lilac sun]

once youre at 8 give them a bouquet and then at 10 the pendant

[turbid mica]

it's just as complicated as real life honestly

[turbid verge]

I only need the second level ?

[lilac sun]

fr

[gaunt gale]

yep

[turbid verge]

Okay

Do they all do the same things ?

[gaunt gale]

all the spouses?

[cerulean jay]

Which trees do I put in greenhouse?

[turbid verge]

Yeah

[gaunt gale]

basically

[turbid verge]

Okay

[magic frigate]

Any u need

[sleek sparrow]

Any
They don’t really matter

[turbid verge]

Thank you guys

[magic frigate]

You’re welcome

[gaunt gale]

any assortment, one of each is nice

[sleek sparrow]

Fruits are good for gifting
That’s about it

Some for cooking ig..?

[magic frigate]

If you need fodder bundle then buy Apple first

[magic frigate]

Yes

[gaunt gale]

needed for the cc, cooking, good for gifting, good cash in the greenhouse too

[sleek sparrow]

You’d think the fruits would have lower quality as years go by

How come they increase in quality

[cerulean jay]

I’ve finished the pantry bundle, so other than that. I’m assuming none of them are good for making money. Which ones have the most recipes?

[sleek sparrow]

Apple, peach

[magic frigate]

The tree aging I guess

[gaunt gale]

most trees make progressively better and nicer fruit until the end of their expected lifetime

[sleek sparrow]

Really..? Huh

[magic frigate]

Apricot is needed for fruit salad recipe not peach

Apple for cranberry candy

[sleek sparrow]

I remember a certain cobbler

Is it peach or something else…

[magic frigate]

Not from the fruit trees

Blackberry

[sleek sparrow]

Oh

[lilac sun]

are you actually on year 207? 💀

genuine question

[rare niche]

He is

[lilac sun]

holy shit

[gaunt gale]

also another couple fruits that aren't mentionable here

[lilac sun]

how many hours is that

[sleek sparrow]

Yea
It’s later tho so

[turbid mica]

2020 hrs?

[cerulean jay]

So just do one of each tree, then all starfruit for now?

[magic frigate]

I’m gonna assume he didn’t play out the full days of 6 am to 2 am lol @gaunt gale

[lilac sun]

ye obv

[magic frigate]

Just do whatever you wanna do lol

[gaunt gale]

I did

[lilac sun]

even i didnt im year 4 with 55 hours

so 13.5 per year

[cerulean jay]

Nah bruv, gotta be efficient

[lilac sun]

13.5x207=2794.5

[gaunt gale]

I have spent 6000 hours on this save

[sleek sparrow]

The life of a minmaxer is a miserable life

[gaunt gale]

nah /j though I have played out a fair few of the days

[magic frigate]

Lmaooo fr

[sleek sparrow]

Just enjoy the 200+ years you have in stardew

[magic frigate]

I was like no fucking way lol

[sleek sparrow]

You won’t die anytime soon

[lilac sun]

and total?

[cerulean jay]

I might just be autistic

[gaunt gale]

I have like 2000 tbf

[magic frigate]

Yeah THATS STILL INSANE LOL

[gaunt gale]

most of it was spent bumming around to be compeltely honest

and spending way too much time building coops

[lilac sun]

6000 hours is 250 days

[magic frigate]

[lilac sun]

youve played 31 days a year if you played from the launch

[turbid mica]

most people were inside their homes for the pandemic. lots of time to kill

[lilac sun]

ye i wish i had discovered it earlier

[gaunt gale]

yeah just in the last 2 weeks I have played 7 days worth

[lilac sun]

i discovered it late 2021

[lilac sun]

How-

[gaunt gale]

No sleeping

basically

[lilac sun]

jesus dude lmao

[sleek sparrow]

I discovered this game last year in august

[lilac sun]

what do you play on

[sleek sparrow]

I’m still relatively new all things considered

[lilac sun]

im guessing steam deck or smth so you just lie in bed

[magic frigate]

Mobile & PC can transfer between saves

[lilac sun]

nvm PC cant imagine

[magic frigate]

So you can play the same save on mobile & pc

[lilac sun]

oh thats nice

makes sense then

[sleek sparrow]

If ur obsessed enough playing 16 hours a day is normal

Enough sleep as well

[tame wren]

discovered the game in 2019 but never made it past 1 ingame year cause of the burnout

[turbid mica]

you dont have to be stationary to play. I make dinner in the kitchen and play with my kids in the living room

[sleek sparrow]

Healthy sleep life balance

[magic frigate]

I did 20 hours on average for about a week

[lilac sun]

same im still at starting Y4

[ivory kelp]

Do you not have a job or work to do 😭

[sleek sparrow]

Currently it’s spring break
I might actually get back to it

[gaunt gale]

yep, and I barely get by

[tame wren]

no part time during school break moment

[gaunt gale]

no school break here

[lilac sun]

OH YORE IN SCHOOL

then its fine

[gaunt gale]

yeah school with partime

[lilac sun]

i thought you were like a fully grown man just playing stardew

a child doing this is fine lol

[ivory kelp]

Oh dang

[rare niche]

Stardew is for all ages

[lilac sun]

no but like a grown man playing 16 hours a day......

[ivory kelp]

Yes I agree

[rare niche]

They do what they want

[ivory kelp]

If they want

[turbid mica]

multi tasking

[sleek sparrow]

I mean if ur a teacher then in summer you’d have that much free time

You get all the holidays too

[lilac sun]

ok dude

[rare niche]

?

[magic frigate]

Tbf I did also think Gorilla was much older just by sheer Stardew knowledge

[sleek sparrow]

And you can play stardew in class when you give your students work to do

[sleek sparrow]

I did think gorilla was older cuz I use pfp as impressions

[lilac sun]

ye that makes sense

[rare niche]

That’s what having a lot of time does to you

[weary barn]

is hops good without kegs?

[gaunt gale]

closer to 10 and I do coursework at the same time so it's more a background thing if that makes sense

[lilac sun]

ye ye i get it

im not attacking you for playing

i was just suprised

[magic frigate]

Kegs take a short time with it anyway why wouldn’t you

[gaunt gale]

all I'm doing in stardew rn is mass sleeping so it doesn't really require brainpower

[sleek sparrow]

Me running my games while I die over my essays

[lilac sun]

and since stardew is slow paced you can multitask

[tame wren]

stardew valley youtubers

[weary barn]

farming level 4 💀

[gaunt gale]

pretty much

[weary barn]

first play through lol

[magic frigate]

Why hops then?

[lilac sun]

but like thats there job

[rare niche]

Best summer crop without kegs is blueberries

[magic frigate]

Blueberries better

[lilac sun]

anyways

[weary barn]

I saw calculations that its the fastest way to reach farming level 6? at the same time making decent money

[gaunt gale]

yeah they're good xp

[magic frigate]

My spreadsheet has XP & standard g/d calculations if you’re curious

[weary barn]

can I see?

[rare niche]

Her bio

[gaunt gale]

Now I think people are thinking I'm younger than I am

[weary barn]

Thank you

[sleek sparrow]

Nah

[magic frigate]

Now I am too lol

[magic frigate]

It’s in my profile

[sleek sparrow]

You still give off the old man vibes to me

[lilac sun]

im guessing youre 16-17

[gaunt gale]

How fickle ig

[lilac sun]

maybe 18

[rare niche]

Well your pfp doesn’t help much Gorilla

[turbid mica]

You're on a computer.. just tell people you are 207.

[magic frigate]

You’ll see starfruit are just under hops for XP but make way more money than Hops

[sleek sparrow]

Next ur gonna tell me ur younger than me

[weary barn]

very useful calculations thank you

[magic frigate]

So should probably just get the starfruit if you’re able to

[magic frigate]

Of course!

[gaunt gale]

Fair enough, besides for stardew I don't use discord

oh I thought you said profile

[sleek sparrow]

My entire social life is on discord 👁️👁️

[gaunt gale]

yeah the pfp probably doesn't

[lilac sun]

can i have a look at your farm if you dont mind, im curious how extensive it is

[magic frigate]

Lol 💀

[sleek sparrow]

Ummm
Just imagine a full farm of coops

[magic frigate]

Ur screen is just gonna be red

[gaunt gale]

you can find it by searching images posted by me

[sleek sparrow]

That’s it

Oh and imagine the town walkable tiles covered in flooring

[lilac sun]

....

its just red

[magic frigate]

Ya

[lilac sun]

how are you accessing the coops

where walk

😭

[rare niche]

Glitching through the walls

[sleek sparrow]

Exploits..

[lilac sun]

the seat thing?

[gaunt gale]

How to clip into ANY building - Guide
https://youtu.be/7n6HxIWI09o

[turbid mica]

I just noticed Sebastian just chain smokes outside Jodi's house with Sam

[lilac sun]

ye i looked at this but from what i gathered you cant do anything inside the building

[gaunt gale]

then watch the whole video

[lilac sun]

ooohhh

cool

whats you daily earning

[sleek sparrow]

Tfw the best way to make money is to trash your harvests

It’s such a backwards way of making money now that I think about it

[lilac sun]

wdym

[tropic siren]

Why would i want to trash my harvests 🧍🏼‍♀️

[sleek sparrow]

Trashing things with iridium trash can gives you 60% money back

[magic frigate]

[sleek sparrow]

So a lot of players do this to save time on running to the shipping bin

[tropic siren]

Oh i thought you meant without the upgrades i was abt to cry

But why wouldn’t i just want to sell it for 100% monies

[gaunt gale]

It’s very very situational. Basically no one does that

[lilac sun]

just make another bin instead of wasting 40%......

[sleek sparrow]

Do you?

[gaunt gale]

It’s for niche situations where you make more than the lost 40%

[cobalt hare]

Yea.. I don't throw away profit, I'll walk to the bin anytime

[magic frigate]

Not my crops no

[gaunt gale]

Hell no why would I waste basically half my time?

[lilac sun]

huh, when is that

[tropic siren]

What niche situations is that

[magic frigate]

Isn’t ||casino|| spoiler

[tropic siren]

This is a very interesting concept milky I’m not trying to slander it like discussing things like this 😭

[gaunt gale]

Probably

[sleek sparrow]

Oh yea that’s a spoiler

[tropic siren]

spoiler thatftf

[gaunt gale]

Easier to delete

[sleek sparrow]

Canceling you rn

[magic frigate]

True

[gaunt gale]

True

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[sleek sparrow]

How could you 😨

[tropic siren]

💀

[lilac sun]

theres ||gambling||???

[sleek sparrow]

Yes

[gaunt gale]

You say this like spoilering doesn’t take longer than deleting

[magic frigate]

MFW a desperado doesn’t spoiler

[sleek sparrow]

In fact a lot of things in this game is gambling

[magic frigate]

Pause where tf is the Demetrius sticker

[tropic siren]

Stupid ass fall festival wheel

[tropic siren]

GET IT AWAY

[gaunt gale]

Me when spoiler

[tropic siren]

WHY IS HE MEWING

[sleek sparrow]

That thing’s rng is skewed in your favor

[lilac sun]

i lost 500 star things on it

[gaunt gale]

He wasn’t meant to be 💀

[lilac sun]

i bet all of it

[magic frigate]

No omg not the Sebastian WHERES THE DEMETRIUS ONE

[sleek sparrow]

The strat is to only bet half of it every time

[tropic siren]

I know, but the first couple of play through i didn’t think the check which color is the best

😔 don’t spoil it to them

[lilac sun]

josh hutcherson

[gaunt gale]

Seb hutcherson

[tropic siren]

No

[magic frigate]

Josh hutcherseb

[gaunt gale]

Nah just bet 100% and hope

[gleaming warren]

dleted.!!

[gleaming warren]

haha

[sleek sparrow]

The real pro gamer move is to play the fishing game till you have enough star tokens

[lilac sun]

i bet all of it once and made 500, then i remembered the saying that 90% gamblers stop before they hit big so i bet all

[tropic siren]

Me w/ the shooter game

[lilac sun]

and lost all

[gaunt gale]

True

[magic frigate]

Actually it’s to get weakest & strongest muscle game then bet the 2 tokens until u have 2000

[sleek sparrow]

YOU CAN GET TOKENS FROM THAT??

[gaunt gale]

Just do the strongman game for all 2000

[magic frigate]

Yes!

[sleek sparrow]

I thought that is just for fun!!

[gaunt gale]

If you get max or minimum

[sleek sparrow]

What the hell

[gaunt gale]

He either tells you ur strong or weak as shit

[magic frigate]

Try to get weakest & highest. You’ll get 1 each

[sleek sparrow]

Damn

[magic frigate]

I literally turned 2 into 8000 from betting on green lol

[sleek sparrow]

Yet another TIL

It seems I can never be seasoned

[magic frigate]

You learn a lot here lol

[gaunt gale]

Y’all’s standards for desperados too high

[magic frigate]

LMAO

[sleek sparrow]

David is the standard for desperado you see

[tropic siren]

My standards will always be high, you guys get a secret channel

[gaunt gale]

He mixes up right and left

[sleek sparrow]

It’s such a crime worthy of execution to not spoiler things

[magic frigate]

The fact that David got desperado before Gorilla & Gorilla was Cropmaster before David

[sleek sparrow]

Indeed

[bitter saddle]

man you are level 1000+ 😭

[gaunt gale]

Nah those are the cropmasters

[tropic siren]

But you still have it 😔

[bitter saddle]

you've spent an ungodly amount of time here

and i rot in the art channels all day

[tranquil hill]

hellloooo

[gaunt gale]

Nope, you get kicked out after 1000

[tropic siren]

Hihi

[magic frigate]

Hello

[tropic siren]

Really?

[gaunt gale]

It’s the 500-1000 chat

[tropic siren]

@deep pollen is this true

[sleek sparrow]

Mandatory “touch grass” kick

[magic frigate]

Lol really 💀

[tranquil hill]

alright idk what to say ima just watch chat now

[bitter saddle]

we need david to confirm

[gaunt gale]

Are you seriously not trusting me

[lilac sun]

suffering from success

[tropic siren]

Honestly no 😔

[magic frigate]

LMFAO

[sleek sparrow]

No
Cuz TIL desperados aren’t that trustworthy

[tropic siren]

LMFOAOAAO

[magic frigate]

Should’ve spoilered bro

[sleek sparrow]

It’s all your fault you destroyed my trust in desperados

[gaunt gale]

Who’d you learn that from

[tropic siren]

You

[gaunt gale]

That David huh

[sleek sparrow]

You

[tropic siren]

Most likely

[sleek sparrow]

Cuz you didn’t spoiler

[bitter saddle]

pretty sure everyone loves david

[tropic siren]

David is sweet don’t slander him

[magic frigate]

LMFAO

[gaunt gale]

Spoiler = trustworthy?

[tropic siren]

yes.

[sleek sparrow]

Mhm

[magic frigate]

Yes

[tropic siren]

:3

[sleek sparrow]

[bitter saddle]

real ones spoil things they dont even need to spoil if someone who just started the game is talking

[magic frigate]

I do

[gaunt gale]

I’ve spent more time in this server than like 99% of people here have played stardew
Ig so

[magic frigate]

LMAOOO it’s true tho

[bitter saddle]

i dont think the virtual grass counts, good for u tho

[sleek sparrow]

Real ones spoil everything to everyone then get banned

[tropic siren]

I don’t do that, i do NOT need to spoil the fact that a rabbits foot can eat me for how hard it is to get 😔

[gaunt gale]

Like 600-700 hours here or smt counting lurking

[bitter saddle]

i dont know what this means but i also understand

[sleek sparrow]

I don’t talk a lot here cuz I only hang out in the stardew channels

[bitter saddle]

fr i just rot in the art channels all day

[sleek sparrow]

So when I don’t play stardew there’s rarely anything to talk about

[tropic siren]

I’m French i don’t understand it either

[magic frigate]

I wish I put all my video game hours into something productive but here we are 😭

[bitter saddle]

are you being virtually productive

[magic frigate]

Very

[sleek sparrow]

Playing video games is productive for your mental health

[bitter saddle]

good enough for me 🙏

[gaunt gale]

||y ||||a ||||l ||||l |||| ||||w ||||a ||||n ||||t |||| ||||m ||||e |||| ||||t ||||o |||| ||||s ||||p ||||o ||||i ||||l |||| ||||e ||||v ||||e ||||r ||||y ||||t ||||h ||||i ||||n ||||g ||||?||

[magic frigate]

Yeah I am mentally going insane min maxing

[sleek sparrow]

LMAO

[gleaming warren]

lmao

[gaunt gale]

This shit must make me one trustworthy mf

I know y’all stopped typing to click that shit

[magic frigate]

I stopped after second letter

[bitter saddle]

might actually be the most trustworthy desperado

[sleek sparrow]

I really did stop to click on it

[gleaming warren]

Every single one. 🥳🥳

[gaunt gale]

Then maybe y’all the untrustworthy people

Can’t even click letters in the name of fair judgement

Smh

[sleek sparrow]

If I’m untrustworthy I wouldn’t have clicked on any of them

Smh my head

[magic frigate]

Tbf the secret Easter egg in the game that was found recently was ||sike gottem||

[gaunt gale]

So you’re a backstabber instead, making me think I trust you (/j ofc)

[sleek sparrow]

NOOOOOOO

[gaunt gale]

Smh smh smh

[sleek sparrow]

Ok but for real tho recently I learned that || your mom ||

[magic frigate]

||doesnt exist|| lmao

💀

[sleek sparrow]

😶

[gleaming warren]

These guys are ☠️

[sleek sparrow]

Krobus is truly the roomie ever

[magic frigate]

Skeletons. Level 71-79 in the mines

[gaunt gale]

Hahaha I also learned || wow you really clicked this thinking I was as low as you, shame on you, shame. On. You 🫵||

[magic frigate]

he thinks ima click all that

[placid night]

I've just had the most productive week this month (i played stardew for over 9 hours yesterday I think I need medical attention )

[sleek sparrow]

LMAO

[tropic siren]

Yapper 🫵🏼

[sleek sparrow]

how do you have that at the ready