stardew-valley

[blissful arch]

my bad, sorry

[rare niche]

You’re fine

[sharp crypt]

What about coffe beans

[rare niche]

They’re good too

[lavish basin]

Not as good tho

Best to make max profit and buy coffee than grow your own coffee tbh

[rare niche]

Yea, but still alright

[quiet snow]

||I just got a key for skull cavern. Any tips on how to progress there?||

[rare niche]

Spoil that please

[lavish basin]

||Skull cavern|| needs spoiler tags

[rare niche]

||Good sword like steel falchion, or galaxy sword if you have it. Good food like salad or cheese. Lots of bombs. Good rinks like iridium band. Desert warp totem to get there early in the day||

[sharp crypt]

Dang only 120 tiles in green house

[rare niche]

!optimalgreenhouse

[novel thistle]

Optimal layouts for different sprinkler types and for fruit trees can be found on the wiki page for the greenhouse: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Greenhouse

[sharp crypt]

We can't upgrade the greenhouse right

[rare niche]

Nope

[plucky girder]

[sharp crypt]

[stone elbow]

I have an addiction I keep falling back to hopefully this game can distract me from it

[plucky girder]

?? if you mean co-op best using #1139016532966506576

[quiet snow]

How do u mark a spoil on phone?

[rare niche]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[rare niche]

It’s encouraged you make a post and leave it at that

[plucky girder]

...?

[lofty marten]

huh?

[quiet snow]

||Where do i get the galaxy sword? I have yeti tooth instead. Idk if that could work ||

[rare niche]

Spoil that please

[plucky girder]

[lofty marten]

At the ||calico desert||

[rare niche]

||Hold a pirsmatic shard and stand in between the three pillars in the desert||

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[lofty marten]

WHY ITS NOT WORKING

[tender yacht]

two |

[lofty marten]

OH

IM SORRY

[tender yacht]

|``|

||

also this is not nice to say. please be respectful toward others

[rare niche]

I already reported them

[sharp crypt]

Is there no quality to rabbit foots? My rabbit got to 1 heart but all I get is normal ones

[lavish basin]

There is

[rare niche]

There are

[lavish basin]

You likely wont be seeing it around 1 heart tho

[sharp crypt]

When does it start giving quality ones

[lofty marten]

💀

[lavish basin]

Just ignore it. Mods have been notified

[plucky girder]

don't engage with him

[lofty marten]

Alr

[rare niche]

When you reach a sufficent amount of hearts

[sharp crypt]

I want to get all villagers to 10 heart so I can ignore them forever

[lavish basin]

lmao mood

[sharp crypt]

What is the sufficient amount

[lavish basin]

There's no certain number

More friendship means better quality

But it's rng

[rare niche]

I’d say 2-4? ^^

[sharp crypt]

Ouch

[rare niche]

What I said is just a guess

[sharp crypt]

I got linus and leah to 10 and that's all

Because they are both close, easy to find, and like forages

I just feed them whatever I find and they are happy

[rare niche]

Linus is great to get hearts with bc of ||wild bait||

[sharp crypt]

I never used one

Is it even worth using

[lavish basin]

||Double fish|| is quite strong

[rare niche]

Yea

[plucky girder]

[rare niche]

Should probably spoil it’s use

[sharp crypt]

Also which tapper is better if I want to get more treasures

[rare niche]

Treasure bobber

[polar willow]

How do I get truffels?

[plucky girder]

treasure bobber (assuming you mean fishin?)

[rare niche]

Pigs will dig them up

[lavish basin]

Pigs

[plucky girder]

piggies

[sharp crypt]

I have the pirate perk but it's not enough 😭

[uncut island]

Don’t be rude

[sharp crypt]

Still missing %70 of artifacts

[rare niche]

Did you see their other messages?

[plucky girder]

wait im blind

ignore that! <3

[rare niche]

[sharp crypt]

Uhh

[plucky girder]

if you meant fishing, the treasure hunter is good

[sharp crypt]

No the uhh was just an... expression?

[plucky girder]

no sorry i pinged the wrong part haha

[sharp crypt]

I just sah uhh whenever I can't find to say something but still wanna say something

[quiet snow]

Are rainy days rare during summer?

[lavish basin]

Not very

[plucky girder]

don't think so, as you can get thunderstorms

[sharp crypt]

Not really but they are rare in fall

[quiet snow]

I had 5 consecutive days without rain smh

I kinda need the fish for cc

[rare niche]

That’s normal

[plucky girder]

It'll show up soooon

[quiet snow]

I hope so

I need gold lolz

[sharp crypt]

How many lost books are there

I keep finding them

[plucky girder]

21

[sharp crypt]

I find anything but artifacts from the artifact spots

[rare niche]

Books aren’t needed for anything so there’s no rush to find them all

The information it tells you is stuff you’ll probably already know by the time you get the book tbh

[sharp crypt]

I want to find them all so I don't get them anymore

[rare niche]

Fair

[sharp crypt]

Also the only seeds || sandy || sells that are worth it are starfruits right

Very creative name...

[cloud gyro]

omg my child is now a toddler,,,

crib removal time

[lavish basin]

You're not having another?

[cloud gyro]

no

[lavish basin]

||Sandy|| needs spoiler tags. Rhubarb is also good

[sharp crypt]

Desert doesn't need one but || sandy || does ? 😭

Weird but okay

[plucky girder]

it's because the bus states where it leads to but not what you'll find there if that makes sense

[lavish basin]

Calico is referenced when you interact with the broken ticket machine

Anything in the desert requires spoiler tags

[tender yacht]

cause you can obtain info about desert while ||sandy|| is part of content that accessible once you unlock desert

[lavish basin]

It's not a spoiler that the desert exists, but anything in it is

[rare niche]

Not coconuts, sandfish, or cactus fruit though

[plucky girder]

is that because of cc and traveling merchant?

[rare niche]

Yup

[lavish basin]

Yeah there's exceptions to stuff cause of cart and bundles and stuff

[prisma dust]

Whats the best summer crop to get and also how to get it?

[lavish basin]

Starfruit, desert

[rare niche]

Blueberries if you don’t have the bus unlocked, Pierre’s ^^

[prisma dust]

Yeah, was about to say

I dont have the bus

[rare niche]

Yup, blueberries then

[prisma dust]

Alright, how much does one cost, one hundred each?

[lavish basin]

80 each iirc

[prisma dust]

Aye thats actually fine. I take it they yield multiple times from the same plant

[lavish basin]

Yup, takes 13 days to grow and regrows every 4

[prisma dust]

Nice, will do that then

Also, cherry bomb crafting, worth or nah in the early game?

[lavish basin]

Nah. Too low of a radius for such an expensive craft

[latent harbor]

I have only 10 floors to place on my farmy, how to unlock more? my currently options isn’t most interesting ngl

[lavish basin]

You can buy most path recipes from Robin

[prisma dust]

Aight, thanks for the help again

You are a real one David

[cloud gyro]

why...

[latent harbor]

i bought every from her

[plucky girder]

Ba

[cloud gyro]

and Ba Jr.

[rare niche]

[prisma dust]

You too Ben

[lavish basin]

Dwarf and Krobus also sell one

[lavish basin]

[rare niche]

[bold parcel]

its funny how my farmer slayed monsters, mined, cut down trees and ran back and forth everywhere during whole pregnancy then gave birth and elliott was like nice 👍 it came out

[plucky girder]

[cloud gyro]

cant believe harvey bought this stupid dresser

[prisma dust]

Is there any way i can get a green bean other than harvesting? I kinda screwed up and did not buy one in time

[bold parcel]

then returned to carrying 4 stacks of wood and rocks everywhere

[lavish basin]

Possible from the travelling cart, but low chance

[plucky girder]

travelling merchant is best bet :(

[prisma dust]

Damn, minus spring bundle ig

[bold parcel]

Night market maybe? U can buy seeds

[plucky girder]

don't worry, first playthrough i did, i also forgot about that bean--

[prisma dust]

I dont have enough time to grow it

Thats the issue

Not that i dont have seeds

But thanks anyway

[prisma dust]

My minmaxxing mind is suffering

Because i cant play this game yet

[cloud gyro]

almost winter and no rabbits foot,,, when i thought i would finish cc this year

so many eggs, i need to stop not checking the coop for days

[prisma dust]

How much time does it take to upgrade your watering can, would be a shame if i had to miss a day. If i understand correctly that its making it more energy efficient

[plucky girder]

takes 2 days <3

that's why it's good to do it during rainy days, or in the winter

[prisma dust]

I mean i guess i can deal with it, i am just afraid i wont be able to water all my blueberries without food

And i dont want to calculate the exact squares i can water rn without eating

[solid flame]

yea wait for a non-thursday when the TV says its not gonna rain the next day, then upgrade it that day after watering your crops

if you're looking to optimize days

[prisma dust]

Oh, nice that does sound reasonable

[solid flame]

err TV says its gonna rain*

[cloud gyro]

omg baby cows look so cute with this mod <3

[novel aspen]

Awww what mod is that??

[plucky girder]

did you go with the elle's one i told you about <3

[plucky girder]

pretty sure it's elle's new coop/barn animals (two separate mods)

[novel aspen]

I’ll make sure to check it out!!

[deft acorn]

bouta scream

[prisma dust]

Thinking of organizing my progress planning in an excel spreadsheet until i get a feel for it

[plucky girder]

very useful <3

[cloud gyro]

dang it, cant go into town to upgrade my pick til 10 pm

[plucky girder]

you okayy?

[prisma dust]

Thanks, time to put the uni excel license to good use

[plucky girder]

go make that plannner

[prisma dust]

Last question probably, when its the best time to get a coop?

[deft acorn]

having a bf who runs this game 24/7 while i dont know what to do😭 theres so much i can do that i dont know what to do

[plucky girder]

whenever you're ready and have the funds! <3

[cloud gyro]

my farmer is not broke anymore woo

[plucky girder]

that's what this channel is for

[prisma dust]

So its not affected by the season?

[sharp crypt]

I need to fertilize them to make trees grow in the desert?

[plucky girder]

only the animals being able to go outside <3 e.g. in winter they will need a heater!

[deft acorn]

im like 12 more days from summer rn, planted a hell ton of strawberries tho from the 13th and the 15th so

[prisma dust]

Same, but my GF is the one that tryhards this game

[cloud gyro]

im just mass producing wine and jelly rn 😭

and strawberries

[prisma dust]

Oh alright, thanks Kaci

[sharp crypt]

Does multiple heaters give you more friendship with animals or is it limited to 1 heater per building

[cloud gyro]

shed chest

[deft acorn]

he just got this game like 4 days ago and speed runs it as much as he can, me on the other hand i just plant and money 😭

[plucky girder]

1 per building

[plucky girder]

honestly, people play it in different ways so don't compare <3 I personally enjoy taking my time and getting to know the game over rushing

[cloud gyro]

look at my shipping bin lmao

[prisma dust]

Dont worry, you will get used to it. I also learned a ton already

[deft acorn]

he refuses to check the wiki and i check it about like 20 times every 10 minutes just to know what the hell im doing

[prisma dust]

I have about 15h, most of it i just fished

[cloud gyro]

no, this is the shipping bin

[plucky girder]

wiki is a life saver so don't even worry about that!

[cloud gyro]

yeah

[deft acorn]

i wanna know all the cool htings i can do on my own 🤞 while also kinda like being slow

[cloud gyro]

because i dont have enough stuff to make another one rn

[plucky girder]

you got this!! Wiki and us are here to help if you need too I hope you have fun playing!

[prisma dust]

Wiki is too segmented, just asking you is better and more efficient

[plucky girder]

[cloud gyro]

why are children in this game so speedy

[prisma dust]

Because children irl also full of energy

[spring ember]

bc they are just code 🤯

[cloud gyro]

big car??

the travelling merchant??

[fresh rover]

finn looks autistic

[lavish basin]

That's not very nice

[plucky girder]

some people do not think before commenting-

[spring ember]

relatable

frick

did it again

[latent harbor]

is clay farm working during winter?

[lavish basin]

Yeah but you'll get winter forageables instead, which are way more valuable

[prisma dust]

That icy carrot right?

And something else too

[latent harbor]

but I need clay now.

meh

[spring ember]

hoe the dirt in the mines

or till

[sharp crypt]

Can you break || cactuses? ||

Oh

[plucky girder]

I don't think so

this can't be discussed here

[tender yacht]

you can ask about it on #stardew-spoilers and please delete it here

[plucky girder]

you need to delete and go to #stardew-spoilers

[trim sedge]

Sorry

[tender yacht]

no prob

[plucky girder]

we can help in the other chat! <3

[fresh rover]

how do i get refined quart

quartz

[tender yacht]

put into furnace

[fresh rover]

ohh

that makes sense

[inland jay]

wsap guys

[plucky girder]

[inland jay]

[deft acorn]

how do you deal wt a bf who rushed a game from spring to winter overnight and you dont know what to do

[plucky girder]

if it's on a co-op save i'd suggest making a sperate save so oyu don't feel rushed or obligated to do the same

rushing as a new player means you'll miss out on so much

[deft acorn]

i js feel out of place cause he keeps restarting each game and keeps rushing that idk what to do

[plucky girder]

i guess that's how he wants to play. Doesnt mean you have to

[sharp crypt]

I just lost 110k because I accidentally bought 221 seasonal decors....but I don't wanna reset the day because I did so many things today...but 110k is a lot..... aughhh

[tribal vessel]

Like Kaci said, a solo game for just you would probably be good. For your coop game, have a discussion with your bf about what you want to accomplish in it together and maybe set some ground rules to get there?

[fresh rover]

drop him

[plucky girder]

maybe don't with this -

[sharp crypt]

Nah I'm resetting 110k is too much

[deft acorn]

ughghgh i hink i think ill be slow and he'll be fast atp just i set rules cause he plays when i sleep too so i js said he hasta water my plants and not to go to another season wtout me🤞

[plucky girder]

that doesn't matter though?? It's not a matter of 'matching him'

it's how you want to play..

As i stated, try a save alone and he has a save alone where he can speedrun and then have a co-op too that is slow paced. At least then, if he has his own save, he can do whatever on there

[tribal vessel]

A solo game for him sounds like a good idea. Coop is best when all players are on. A solo game will let him have fun while you sleep without messing up your coop.

[plucky girder]

Glad to know my ideas aren't completely bleh Thank you Slam! Just trying to help them with suggestions <3

[cloud gyro]

and its winter,,,

im just unlucky huh

[abstract pendant]

man i just started playing again and "new farmers" are losing 110k

I dont think this is the right channel for me 💀

[plucky girder]

Ahh, welcome. You're in a good place

[sharp crypt]

It's easy to make 110k as a new farmer but it's absolutely not enjoyable

[brazen cave]

yall shoudl really do the town a favor and join Joja, we are superior afterall

[plucky girder]

[lavish basin]

Life is better with Joja.

[balmy finch]

[abstract pendant]

ok

for free tho

[plucky girder]

--👀

[abstract pendant]

I am not paying 5k for a membership

[copper siren]

yeah omg fr thats so overriced

[abstract pendant]

they gotta pay me 5k for the membership

I used to work in joja
(idk but i have a feeling that i need to explain something
Early in the game, our character works in Joja, so that means we used to work there )

[abstract pendant]

Fr

[brazen cave]

hey why dont you follow me to the back of the store, got some flowers i need staring at

[cloud gyro]

im worried i wont finish cc this year because i have no luck with the rabbits foot

[lavish basin]

Nothing wrong with finishing it next year

But just keep petting your rabbit and you'll get it eventually

[abstract pendant]

I am a professional at that 👍

[cloud gyro]

ah yes
"i should go mining"
doesnt have pick

[polar willow]

Is there a diffence between iridium milk and gold milk?

[plucky girder]

sell price- iridium quality is better

[polar pecan]

The amount you can sell it for
The health and energy you get when consumed...

[cloud gyro]

will gold pickaxe be good enough to break the meteorite-

[polar willow]

Is iridium cheese possible?

[plucky girder]

yes

[polar pecan]

Age it

[solid flame]

trees need to be planted every 3rd tile right? needs to be 3x3 clear? So I cant do every other tile

[polar willow]

Need upgrade house

[polar pecan]

Yes

[cloud gyro]

I CAN MAKE IRIDIUM SPRINKLERS NOW-

[sharp crypt]

I picked up a quest to farm 1000 stones... should I just go and bomb the hell out of || sc || or is there a better way

[plucky girder]

no the bomb strat is pretty solid haha

[polar pecan]

What others do is reset lvl 1 of local mines

[sharp crypt]

I love it because you pretty much get back way more than you spend on the bombs... except coal

I bought thousands of coal from clint 😭

Worth it tho

It's better than spending time farming dust sprites

[polar pecan]

Ohh have you already completed the dust mites eradication quest?

[sharp crypt]

Nope 300/500

It's too boring I can't

[polar pecan]

you can get a good ring called burglar's ring if you completed it. It'll be very helpful to you.

[sharp crypt]

Yeah ik

Later

I wish I had luck ring

[cloud gyro]

dang it i wasnt prepared for winter,,, im outta hay

[green orchid]

hi (:

[plucky girder]

[green orchid]

I'm brand new to the server bc i didnt realize there was a sv discord 😭

[plucky girder]

awh that's okay, you're here now!! Welcome innn

[sharp crypt]

Remember for your next winter ; 1 silo for every 8 animals you have

[blissful arch]

spoiler alert: abigail's 2 heart event ||ok so i just won the prairie king game thingy on abi's heart event and i feel PROUD||

[green orchid]

ive been playing stardew for like 4 years im gonna sob idk how i just now realized 😭

[plucky girder]

[solid flame]

Can I place pathing next to tree seedlings without interrupting their grow cycle?

like surroundin the sapling

[plucky girder]

don't worry i've played stardew longer than I've been in here!

[blissful arch]

dw, ive been playing since 1.3 and found out abt the server after 1.5 came out

[green orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[green orchid]

you should be able to?

[blissful arch]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[green orchid]

IDK WHY IT DIDNT SEND

[plucky girder]

you have to download to send, and you then need lvl 5 to send images <3

[blissful arch]

i think you can only do it with non-fruit trees (maple, oak, pine, mushroom tree and a late game tree im not allowed to mention)

[blissful arch]

lol you must not have media perms

[blissful arch]

actually its not late game

you can get mahogany seeds from tree stumps

and you can take them down with a copper axe

[green orchid]

wow thats messed up 💔 /j

[plucky girder]

prevents trolls and spam

[cloud gyro]

ooo that sounds like a good idea,,, but idk if ill be able to build three more silos bc im poor rn again

[blissful arch]

yeah it's actually a really good raid-preventing measure

[cloud gyro]

i literally just bought cellar which made me poor

[green orchid]

ok nvm valid as hell then

[sharp crypt]

Iridium sprinklers bring a lot of wealth with them

[cloud gyro]

so many strawberries,,,

[sharp crypt]

Craft as many as you can and plant as many crops as you can handle

[green orchid]

can i eat them /j

[cloud gyro]

i can only craft two atm because i only had 10 iridium bars

😭

idk what im doing

im just mass porducing strawberries

[green orchid]

hey 2 is better than nothing 😭

[cloud gyro]

quality sprinklers were left for the greenhouse because im not watering those by hand

oh its about to be 2 am soon and i gotta get up for school at 5:20 am-

one more day then sleep

[plucky girder]

that's what they all say

[cloud gyro]

anyway, finn's room without the crib :D

[green orchid]

that's so cute actually (:

are you playing w/ mods?

[cloud gyro]

yeah

[green orchid]

well clearly

sorry my brain is so slow today

[plucky girder]

[cloud gyro]

my head is starting to hurt 😭

[green orchid]

i think thats a sign you should go to bed 😭

[plucky girder]

^^

[cloud gyro]

but i had a long nap in the afternoon i dont think ill be able to sleep now

why did i name my rabbits hops-a-lot and hops-a-little

[kindred wave]

Outside the farm, trees never spontaneously spread planted seeds. However, the player can plant seeds in any tillable ground (as long as the ground is un-tilled), which will go through the standard growth stages.

Any pre-existing trees that are chopped down outside the farm, and the stumps removed, have a 20% chance per night of reappearing as a stage 3 seedling (even in winter). After reappearing, it will grow as normal into a mature tree. If the stump is not removed, the tree will not regrow

So, i should remove the stump if i want to regrow the tree?

Even if it is in the farm?

[worthy folio]

Should I choose Forester or gatherer for level 5 foraging?

[plucky girder]

gatherer

[worthy folio]

Thank you

[hollow mulch]

gatherer 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[proper blade]

yes
on the farm, trees do not regrow like outside, you should plant tree seeds if you want farm trees

Stump status doesn't matter on the farm since it doesn't have "pre-existing trees," just trees that have spawned as buried seeds as seasonal debris and grown up

[sharp crypt]

Do I have to fertilize my trees in the desert if I want them to grow during winter ?

[proper blade]

Desert grows full year, you dont need fertelizer (but it does speed things up)

[sharp crypt]

I asked this question like 4 times and I got 2 different answers 2 of each 😭

[plucky girder]

it's what Puffin said. It's all year round. Fertiliser will just speed things up

[sharp crypt]

I need a TON of wood and stone for kegs and jars and stuff should I buy from robin before my first year ends

[cloud gyro]

hehe, so i found out you can put hats on them

[sharp crypt]

I have like 700k+ worth of animal and artisan products but idk

I don't know what to spend my money on😭😭😭

[plucky girder]

[proper blade]

you can always establish a tree farm and use fertilizer in a place like the train station or quarry for wood

and go bomb the mine for stone, you dont need to stress about resources

[sharp crypt]

I planted like 200 trees in the desert but that's nowhere near enough

[green orchid]

absolutely if you can afford to!!

[sharp crypt]

I can

[green orchid]

always good to stock up on wood & stone and it'll never be cheaper again after the 1st year ends

[sharp crypt]

Are there any spring crops that are worth turning into artisan products?

[green orchid]

but also puffin is right,, idk im lazy though

[sharp crypt]

No matter how much I farm them I'm always out of wood stone and coal it's frustrating

I don't think I will ever have enough of them until like year 10

[green orchid]

yeah okay tbh would buy some wood & stone and stock up on hay if you're near winter,, coal is easy just dust sprite farm for a few days

[sharp crypt]

I make like only 40 coal a day with dust sprites

Resetting floor 45 55 65

[green orchid]

aaa thats true :/

[sharp crypt]

Would rather farm || sc || or do some other stuff and buy coal with my profit

[green orchid]

uhhh idk honestly,, maybe ||charcoal kilns||?

whats ||sc||

[sharp crypt]

Nah that's a crime

[green orchid]

sorry i cant think of the abbreviation

HEY im just giving ideas dont attack me 😔

[sharp crypt]

|| skull cavern ||

I'm the same😭

[green orchid]

ohp nvm

SORRY i havent played on my year 11 farm in a hot minute

[plucky girder]

ooo

[sharp crypt]

How is that post cc when I have one without completing cc

[green orchid]

OHHH OKAY yeah ok true

[plucky girder]

yeah i realised as i typed but still spoilys

[green orchid]

its not that impressive it was my first farm so im like probably realistically "year 3/4"

[sharp crypt]

Almost 2.5m profit in my first year I wanna make it at least 10m in second year

[green orchid]

im so excited to be here tho tbh stardew is one of my spins

[green orchid]

thats a great goal

[sharp crypt]

My animals and pumpkin pickles carried

[plucky girder]

we love having you hereee

[green orchid]

thank you Kaci omg you're so sweet (':

[plucky girder]

sorry about the mistake of the 'post-cc' comment, it's 1am i should sleep so having brain lag

[green orchid]

no worries at all i forgot it wasn't post-cc

[hazy surge]

Instead of looking at the TV channels, the game are opening the cheap TV drawer
i'm playing with mods

Does anyone know what mod could be doing this? I don't want to lose the sauce queen

[tender yacht]

please not ask mod thing on vanilla channel

[plucky girder]

i have had this for the past 2 days now I get prepped to play, then I kinda don't wanna because headache, but like i also really wanan play--

[proven pecan]

Like you want to play sdv but you're tired?

[polar willow]

IM SAYING

[worthy folio]

How do I get artifacts really fast

[plucky girder]

frrr-

[worthy folio]

Yeah that but what else?

[plucky girder]

geodes and stuff, worm spots, treasure chests whilst fishing

[proven pecan]

Artifact trove

[worthy folio]

Thank yall

Rip

Pretty normal

[proven pecan]

Well yeah

Because of red cabbage and rabbit foot

[worthy folio]

Is 62.3k good for total earnings of summer year1?

[brazen cave]

rabbit foot is easy to get, just upgrade the coop to get rabbits and raise friendship, but yeah unless you select finish commuity center year 1, then you are forced to wait till year two to get the red cabbage

[worthy folio]

HOLY SH
IDK IF THIS NEED SPOILERING BUT I GOT A ||PRISMATIC SHARD|| YEAR 1 SUMMER

[proud rock]

why are there so many bees in the mine

[frail nymph]

im on year 167 how the

[worthy folio]

HELP??

[frail nymph]

ive been playing since 1876

and i still ave not gotten that red cabbage

[worthy folio]

imagine

/j

[frail nymph]

cires

but im in the parsnip meta so

[worthy folio]

Wh

[frail nymph]

only parsnip people understand

[worthy folio]

I can't wait to give Abigail half of my pumpkin harvest

[frail nymph]

why is this game so complicated

i just want to marry an emo guy

[worthy folio]

Sebastian 😍

[frail nymph]

spams sashimi

[worthy folio]

only guy I would marry on stardew

[frail nymph]

deff

seb & haley for me

[worthy folio]

Seb, Emily and Abigail are my go tos

Sometimes haley

[spring ember]

why hailey

[frail nymph]

would marry abi but she loves this thing more then me

[worthy folio]

What thing

[frail nymph]

trying to find a quzrtz image

quartz

[worthy folio]

LMAO

[spring ember]

😂

[frail nymph]

like i would marry but i aint competing with a rock

[worthy folio]

I loev rocks

I don't blame her

[frail nymph]

rather marry elliott than wake up every morning and see my bbg at our table with a fork and a knife eating a rock.

[worthy folio]

I HATE ELLIOT

[frail nymph]

he fr thinks he ate

[worthy folio]

honestly I'd join her in eating rocks

xhomp

[frail nymph]

hes kind of im 14 and this is deep

[worthy folio]

chomp

HELP

[frail nymph]

man probably owns the subreddit

[spring ember]

🤔

[worthy folio]

yummy rocks

nom nom

[frail nymph]

topaz does look kind of appetizing

like a hamburger bun

[worthy folio]

Topaz would taste like,,, Mac n cheese to me

[green orchid]

you do still have a chance to maybe get red cabbage seeds if you check the traveling cart though

[green orchid]

i understand sm

[frail nymph]

parsnip empire fr

[brazen cave]

nope, she wont sell them either unless you select the option, its purposely set this way

[green orchid]

what really? omg i swear ive gotten a red cabbage without selecting it 😔

[frail nymph]

ive fr been lied to by myself

[worthy folio]

L

[frail nymph]

like on winter 1 id realize i didnt select it and id be like ehhhh its fineeee she'll give me one

[green orchid]

dang

[worthy folio]

Why are tappers so damn expensive

They cost a crapton of copper

[frail nymph]

i hate the mines sm i dont want to be in there any longer then i hav to

[spring ember]

meh not that bad once you have to grind for kegs

[frail nymph]

i suck at combat

[spring ember]

that’s why i buy my ores 🙃

[worthy folio]

See, I ain't got the money for allat

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[frail nymph]

i aint giving the emily simp any money\

[polar pecan]

its easier to collect copper since they can be found on the lower floors

[cobalt hare]

I used to suck at combat when I played on mobile 😭

[polar pecan]

in the local mines

[worthy folio]

I VIOLENTLY HATE CLINT

[frail nymph]

fishing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mining

[worthy folio]

I'm the #1 CLINT HATER

[frail nymph]

fishing is so fun ngl

[worthy folio]

REAL

[cobalt hare]

Whose Cletus???

[frail nymph]

like the minigame is actually fun

unless its an actually hard fish

[worthy folio]

Why does Clint autocorrect to cletus

wtf

[cobalt hare]

😭

I like farming and doing quests

More than fishing

[frail nymph]

i dont really like fetch quests imo

haleys quests are insane

[spring ember]

😂

[green orchid]

REAL

[worthy folio]

quests kinda annoy me

[cobalt hare]

I want some story mods in my stardew

[worthy folio]

I'm not giving Clint any more money then I have to (tool upgrades)

[green orchid]

same thats why i have a mod that gets rid of him 😭

[spring ember]

i think quests are fun cuz they give you new items once you finish them

[worthy folio]

He's finna be the only other villager besides Elliot I don't have friendship with

[cobalt hare]

Depends on the quest

[frail nymph]

guys unpopular but popular opinion

[polar pecan]

||you'll need to complete special requests to get better rewards and recipes||

[worthy folio]

I WISH I COULD MOD MY STARDEW BUT IM ON XBOX.

[spring ember]

yeah ik

[frail nymph]

i genuinely hate shane

[cobalt hare]

My main goal is usually to make my farm look pretty

[spring ember]

same

[cobalt hare]

We are besties from now on

[spring ember]

and make it efficient

[frail nymph]

yess

[green orchid]

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[cobalt hare]

EVERYBODY SHOULD HATE SHANE

[green orchid]

NOO

[frail nymph]

you cant fix him

[cobalt hare]

SHANE MORE LIKE SHAME 😭

[worthy folio]

best friends. rn.

[spring ember]

why shane has a good storyline

[green orchid]

what 😔

[worthy folio]

SHANE IS A [REDACTED]

[green orchid]

hes mentally ill just like me

[cobalt hare]

💀

[frail nymph]

well you have to be mentally ill to like shane so i see

[cobalt hare]

Dw we won't hate u nemo

[spring ember]

he’s a depressed guy who becomes mainly undepressed as you become friends and help him

why do y’all hate him

[cobalt hare]

But fuck shane

[frail nymph]

he relapses after marriage

[green orchid]

idk if i dont go for him i go for harvey or maru or haley 😭

[worthy folio]

he doesn't stop drinking even after marriage

[frail nymph]

and also he works at joja

[worthy folio]

HARVEY?

[frail nymph]

ick

[spring ember]

don’t get married them…

[cobalt hare]

All the mentally deranged ones

[spring ember]

joja>

[green orchid]

bc addiction isnt a linear process 😭

[frail nymph]

but i see no change

[green orchid]

yeah... im a little deranged

[spring ember]

hehe

[frail nymph]

ok so i love mods

[cobalt hare]

Like why Harvey????

[frail nymph]

mostly just mods that let me marry ro

[worthy folio]

I WISH I COULD MOD MY GAME :((

[polar pecan]

Shane's actually a good guy, always sends me food in the mail

[cobalt hare]

Some story mods rn 😭

[spring ember]

i’ve been debating doing a modded playthrough

[cobalt hare]

You can't?? Why??

[spring ember]

i’ll do it eventually just don’t feel motivated to play rn

[green orchid]

dude okay this is going to also sound insane but i love always raining in the valley such a good mod

[spring ember]

console prob

[frail nymph]

ok i actually respect that

[worthy folio]

I'm on xbox unfortunately

[cobalt hare]

Awww

[polar pecan]

Only pc and android phones can mod i think

[spring ember]

i think idk for sure

[worthy folio]

Anytime I try to mod I get viruses

[spring ember]

mods seem fun especially the sde

[polar pecan]

switch cant...
Idk about xbox

[cobalt hare]

You can get viruses on Xbox?

[green orchid]

thank you 😔 wait who do you usually pick when marrying someone

[remote cedar]

same, especially since I'll do a new run anyway for the Joja achievement, but Nexus is kinda weird to navigate?

[worthy folio]

yeahhh..

[frail nymph]

sebastian or haley

[green orchid]

bc istg if you say sebastian

help

[cobalt hare]

I learnt smthing new today

[worthy folio]

eats popcorn

[remote cedar]

sebby my beloved

[cobalt hare]

Elliot

[green orchid]

VALID BUT ALSO I KNEW

[worthy folio]

real

[frail nymph]

oh my god

[green orchid]

EW ELLIOTT?

[worthy folio]

EWWW

[green orchid]

sorry not ew not ew

[polar pecan]

I'd rather pick krobus as my roommate,

[green orchid]

just shocked sorry

[cobalt hare]

😭

[green orchid]

okay real i love krobus

[tender yacht]

!consolemodding

[novel thistle]

Xbox and Playstation consoles cannot run Stardew mods. The Nintendo Switch has very limited, unofficial modding capability in the form of XNB mods only. However, this requires jailbreaking your Switch, something which can only be done on select models and can run the risk of bricking your console.

[cobalt hare]

Krobus is the best no doubt

[worthy folio]

Krobus 🔛🔝‼️

[frail nymph]

i need a good shadow monster hug

[worthy folio]

real bro

[remote cedar]

switch can barely run it's own games let alone mods lol

[polar pecan]

Too scary to do that... i dont want to jailbreak my switch... imma stick with vanilla

[green orchid]

okay there are things i dont like about shane but like idrc at the end of the day thats my pookie bear

[spring ember]

i’ve looked at it a bit it doesn’t seem too bad

[cobalt hare]

Live laugh love krobus

[spring ember]

facts

[green orchid]

and dialogue mods make him sm better

[polar pecan]

Well i havent even started playing sdv on switch, most of my saves are on pc and one on mobile...

[worthy folio]

real

[cobalt hare]

On mobile, is there no way to remove tackle from fishing rod?

[green orchid]

uhh idk good question

[remote cedar]

it's just that it kinda lacks tags? unless i'm using it wrong? like it's just a random assortment of mods of varying quality with very little explanation of what they do

[green orchid]

i have mobile but i barely play on it

[frail nymph]

nexus seb dialogue mods are acttually terrifying

[gaunt gale]

I wouldn’t bother with the game on any consoles if you have it on mobile and pc

There are only downsides to playing console tbh

[remote cedar]

like I'll be out here looking for minor QOL changes and every third mod is a shitty AI portrait for 2 characters only

[worthy folio]

I wish I bought it on PC but my PC is almost 13 years old

[frail nymph]

hey you gave me an idea

[green orchid]

fr stoppp some of them are so scary

[frail nymph]

goes on c.ai

[cobalt hare]

U can replace it with other bait

[spring ember]

i’ve only thought abt using popular mods that other people talk about such as stardew valley expanded so i haven’t run into any problems yet

[remote cedar]

way ahead of ya, pal.

[cobalt hare]

The first bait will come out

[green orchid]

nah honestly i kinda disagree i love playing on switch

i prefer it over mobile

[frail nymph]

i have not gotten stardew on my switch yet

[polar pecan]

Mmm 🤔 doesnt it work when u long press the fishing rod?

[worthy folio]

the absolute ONLY reason I didn't buy stardew on my PC,,,,
my PC is almost THIRTEEN.

[remote cedar]

tbf most multiplatform games have the worst platform be mobile

[spring ember]

goshhhh

[worthy folio]

that mf is Abt to break

[green orchid]

got damn

[remote cedar]

I've only played a couple of games where mobile is a platform option and it isnt the worst

[cobalt hare]

No, it just shows the current equipped bait and tackle but I can’t remove them

[frail nymph]

your pc is older then the average alex lover

woahhhhh

[worthy folio]

HELP

[spring ember]

🤔

[green orchid]

true and like i love that ca cares about mobile but also ive only played it once or twice whenever i play mobile games i go straight for papa's games ngl

[misty owl]

i m a n e w f a r m e r

[green orchid]

HELPPP

[frail nymph]

im 2913 years into my farm

[remote cedar]

I like that on mobile you can dip any time and have the option to pick up where you left off, that should be a core feature tbh

[spring ember]

nice pfp

[remote cedar]

too many times I've had to cut days short or reset them because I'd have to leave midway through

[worthy folio]

I have 133 hours on my fall y3 or 4 save file

[misty owl]

and children still not adults?

[misty owl]

thanks

[frail nymph]

sacrificed them

[green orchid]

im on year 11 on one farm, year 3, year 2, year 1, and year 5(?) i think

[frail nymph]

skill issue on children for not really doing work

[worthy folio]

I hate kids

[misty owl]

ah but i ment vinsent

[remote cedar]

My friend plays on mobile and I was surprised he had that option and he was surprised I didnt

[misty owl]

same

[frail nymph]

sacrifices them

a offering to the gods of krobus

[misty owl]

oh... well i never liked him anyway

[polar pecan]

I already bought the game on switch 😆 coz I had a friend who had the game on one and requested me to do co op but life gotten bz for her, we never had the chance to co op xD and I never got to play the game on switch.

[green orchid]

dude i hate the children theyre so annoying i have them on 1 farm and i refuse to ruin my other farms with them

[gaunt gale]

I mean your choice but about 90% of people I see who have it on switch complain at one point or another that a) they wish they could mod. b) they wish they could move their save they spent so much time on off the switch. And c) the hardware of the switch has never been great and you can see performance issues coming up on even generally recent models

[polar willow]

How do I het jam?

[worthy folio]

I'm at the dance of moonlight jellies rn..... And tell me why CLINT IS RIGHT NEXT TO EMILY. I'm Abt to go rabid

[frail nymph]

pets > children

[misty owl]

btw im not new farmer im on year 27

[worthy folio]

preserve jars

[polar willow]

Jam is jelly right?

[frail nymph]

whats yalls fav profession?

[gaunt gale]

K

[bold parcel]

I love playing on switch

[spring ember]

gosh

[misty owl]

ah

[remote cedar]

I'm gonna have to get kids with sebby for the achievement 😔
might honestly just push that onto the new file I'm gonna have to make for the joja achievement anyway.

[worthy folio]

pretty sure yeah

[spring ember]

what do you even do once you get to hear 27?

[gaunt gale]

There is only jelly in stardew

[frail nymph]

correct

[polar willow]

thx

[remote cedar]

Botanist

[gaunt gale]

Rn coopmaster

[green orchid]

true its just my preference bc switch is what i started playing stardew on in the first place

[worthy folio]

I messed up a picked the wrong farming lvl 5 profession

[gaunt gale]

Yeah fair enough

[misty owl]

brb

[green orchid]

i hate him so much omg

[remote cedar]

like the obvious choices like artisan are good and all but I loved guaranteed iridium on forage, mostly because the inventory space save

[worthy folio]

RRREAAL

[novel lichen]

I lost my axe...

[worthy folio]

..how

[frail nymph]

theres a stardew mod where seb dates sam?? holdup going on nexus rn

[novel lichen]

I don't know

hmm

[green orchid]

yeah would definitely do that ngl they only get in the way

[novel lichen]

how do I get it back

[worthy folio]

WHAT
I SO WISH I HAD MODS

ggrrrRRRAH

[spring ember]

i wouldn’t downloads mods that make the game more of a dating sim or whatever

[frail nymph]

so ice spice core tbh

[spring ember]

just seems odd to me…

[worthy folio]

What

[spring ember]

good luck!

[green orchid]

ooo exciting

[frail nymph]

niceee

[green orchid]

some people really enjoy the romance aspect to sv like in harvest moon

[remote cedar]

Emily 8 heart spoiler ||Clint walked in on me chatting with Emily and was like "Congrats Jaozin, you can keep her 😔" as if I'm dating her. Bitch I've been fuckin married to Sebastian for a month, YOU ATTENDED THE WEDDING!!||

[worthy folio]

I REDACTED HATE CLINTTTT

[green orchid]

not bad if you use them sparingly

[frail nymph]

we are complete opposites

[spring ember]

to each their own

[novel lichen]

pantry done :D

[green orchid]

laughing omg

[green orchid]

real

[spring ember]

welp diversity is good ig 😂

[green orchid]

ooo yay :D

[novel lichen]

the bridge one oops mb

[green orchid]

oh thats still good

[frail nymph]

why is clint acting like a toddler and his hot wheels car

[worthy folio]

FR

[green orchid]

stopp you're so funny

[frail nymph]

grr fine you can keep her

[novel lichen]

wow

[worthy folio]

WOWIE

[spring ember]

that’s good

[novel lichen]

where didd you get all that!?

I need to go mining

[spring ember]

rng w

[novel lichen]

which level?

[green orchid]

why's he treat her like an object like yk that emily can make her own decisions right

great

[polar willow]

Finally unlocked greenhouse, should I go for vault next?

[novel lichen]

ooo ok

[frail nymph]

emily can make her own decisions

[novel lichen]

I haven't unlocked greenhouse yet

[frail nymph]

im tired of clint

[remote cedar]

he was all sulky like he didn't watch me kiss a man in front of the whole town a month prior, brother you can go for emily if you want I could not care less

[spring ember]

do whatever but i do them all at once for the most part

[green orchid]

lmao

[remote cedar]

Abigail is the better Bachelorette anyway

[woeful plaza]

which part of CC have you not completed?

[green orchid]

best way to do vault imo is to just do it when you have money to spare & to do it kinda slowly, if you could spend the money on more important things i would wait

[worthy folio]

I can agree AND disagree
shes #2

[frail nymph]

sorry to rbeak it to you but she likes quartz more than you

[green orchid]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[remote cedar]

who's #1?

[worthy folio]

Emily my beloved 😍

[frail nymph]

aight whats yours

[remote cedar]

That's valid

and I agree

[green orchid]

i married her in my first save and she was so annoying she likes eating rocks and she wont shut up about her guinea pig

[worthy folio]

That might need to be spoilered

[frail nymph]

whats ur fav bachelorette?

[worthy folio]

K

[green orchid]

uhhh either haley, maru, or emily- i married penny 2nd and regret it ngl

[frail nymph]

haley is correct

[green orchid]

probably maru story wise

[remote cedar]

epic embed fail

thanks discord

[green orchid]

omggg

[worthy folio]

PENNY IS A [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

[high summit]

[woeful plaza]

who cares about bachelorettes or bachelors||, I make krobus my roommate||

[green orchid]

I REGRET MARRYING PENNY SM

[frail nymph]

doesnt penny have a thing for sam??

[high summit]

haley is my fav bachelorette honestly

[remote cedar]

tried to send that one gif of the lego guy from lego batman falling in love but discord decided a hunk of javascript is a better response

[frail nymph]

like vincent fr snitching on her

[wise hedge]

there’s always divorce

[green orchid]

yeah... and she's just really boring

[cobalt hare]

Yeah

[green orchid]

dw i did she's not seeing a dime

[worthy folio]

Yeah, she cheats on the player with him

[polar pecan]

50,000g to divorce

[polar willow]

Really don’t have much for important, I have deluxe barn and coop, so I can make money

[green orchid]

valid as hell

[frail nymph]

bro i fr want to make 28 facebook accounts and make a facebook page

[remote cedar]

I'd pay double to break up with her and get with... literally anyone else

[frail nymph]

it be the stardew valley facebook page

[green orchid]

i'd say go for it then

[misty owl]

bak

[polar willow]

Kkthx

[high summit]

the pool scene is cute but her storyline is so flat

[frail nymph]

make all of their profiles corresponding to the characters

[remote cedar]

except alex, not my type tbh

[misty owl]

xD

[frail nymph]

like seeing george post gibberish with the smiley face background would be so funny

[green orchid]

and the thing is i also hate vincent i just hate children in general ngl i hate happiness and fun and

[green orchid]

yesss

[frail nymph]

and invite some random person to it

[green orchid]

or like 28 twitter accounts

[frail nymph]

aight im gonna rn

[worthy folio]

Tip: always check the grandparents houses trash, there might be cookies in there!!!

[misty owl]

i wonder if there will be any other things in 1.6 that was not said

[frail nymph]

who should i make first

[high summit]

marrying a teacher, mind you an underpaid one, has got to be a terrible idea unless you're filthy rich

[remote cedar]

never imagined that before but yeah lmao he'd do that

[misty owl]

uh wat now

[gaunt gale]

Most likely plenty

[green orchid]

fr omg

[misty owl]

:).

[high summit]

penny lol 😅 she teaches vincent and jas!

[green orchid]

real

[remote cedar]

his pfp would be like those really shitty old person selfies from a downward angle that make their chin like 25% of the picture

[misty owl]

oh lol

[worthy folio]

Hold on I gotta math, it's the 1st of fall, brb every1

[frail nymph]

PLS YES

[green orchid]

banger tip

[misty owl]

no school = more people like alex

[green orchid]

george tbh i feel like thats the funniest

[misty owl]

and who who want dat

[frail nymph]

im gonna make separate google accounts for every one of them

[misty owl]

o

[high summit]

oh man i was honestly really disappointed by the abigail storyline. i wanted a cool girlfriend and she was kinda not cool

[remote cedar]

just buy her beer tbh

I never gifted her any other loved

[polar pecan]

I gift pam parsnips

[green orchid]

beer

[misty owl]

beer ez

[remote cedar]

yeah by the time I knew cactus existed I'd already maxxed her with beer

[misty owl]

do beer

[frail nymph]

literally 3 other loves of hers are alcoholic beverages

[green orchid]

REAL omg like she ||saves you from a zombie or whatever like its not that interesting||

[misty owl]

she my most friendly person rn xD mastakes were made

[frail nymph]

one big ick of leah

[remote cedar]

wish you could take her to the mines with ya

[misty owl]

no

[remote cedar]

same goes for other bachelors

[novel lichen]

um so I lost my axe, I've slept, and it's not in the mail

[green orchid]

not really i mean you never know you might like her

[frail nymph]

whenever you punch her ex shes like "that was pretty violent..."

[novel lichen]

I can't find it in any chests

[frail nymph]

and her statue is horrible

[misty owl]

i mean i fixed her house for 3 mil

[misty owl]

thats my wife ur talkin bout

[green orchid]

dudeeee LEAH

[remote cedar]

like half of abigail's interests are "ooo spooky cave in mountains" and the most she does about it is practice sword swings in the graveyard while chillin with mona's coffin

[worthy folio]

I will NEVER spend money on Penny's family

[frail nymph]

divorce HER. SHE STORES HER PAINT IN BOWLS CHECK UR SPOUSE ROOM RN

[remote cedar]

please let me take her with me to my mining expeditions

[remote cedar]

what?

[misty owl]

i dont want to reset friendship

[remote cedar]

who tf stores paint in bowls

[green orchid]

right dude they need to make her more interesting

[misty owl]

but ya i get wat u mean

[frail nymph]

leah stores her paint into wooden bowls

[remote cedar]

like... open bowls??

no lid???

[green orchid]

yes.

[frail nymph]

yes

[misty owl]

who should i go for if i do divorce her?

[remote cedar]

...what the fuck

sister that's gonna dry

[worthy folio]

shakes

[green orchid]

up to you honestly, who appeals to you the most?

[worthy folio]

I just destroyed a cranberry seed

[remote cedar]

please get literally any other container

[frail nymph]

sorry for your loss

[green orchid]

a lot of people say maru is boring but i dont think she is i think she's sweet

[remote cedar]

yeah maru was like option 3 for me

[misty owl]

old one was abby but ya no i left has soon has i learned that she eats rocks...

[remote cedar]

she's cool

[frail nymph]

she is really sweet but she kind of electrocuted me so

[remote cedar]

coward

eat rocks with her

[worthy folio]

I unfortunately only had enough space to plant like 40 pumpkins

[misty owl]

(pierce told me to dont blame me)

[green orchid]

shes so cutesie though like i forgave her immediately its fine i dont need my brain or anything

[green orchid]

ahh that sucks

[remote cedar]

That shock could've been dangerous, luckily it only hit my brain.

[worthy folio]

I need more sprinklers man

[misty owl]

MISTAKE DO CRAMBERRiEs

[green orchid]

i got this mod that makes the fertilizer more obvious & im so happy abt it bc i had so much trouble seeing it before 😭

[misty owl]

NOoo

[green orchid]

cranberries are technically more profitable but if you're on year 1 pumpkins are more useful

[frail nymph]

watering wheat actually made me have a mental breakdown in y1 before i got sprinklers

[worthy folio]

personal opinion: I play stardew NOT to get rich

I like pumpkins :(

[misty owl]

true but i like cash

[green orchid]

😍 i'd let her turn me into a robot if she wanted to idc

[remote cedar]

god forbid women have hobbies, micheal reeves eletrocutes his friends and gets 7 million subscribers but maru does it ocne and she's "boring"

[frail nymph]

i play it for the emo guys and parsnips

parsnip empire

[misty owl]

do i got to be gay to get blue chickens?

[worthy folio]

HELP

[misty owl]

?

[remote cedar]

just a little

[green orchid]

same!! i also like pumpkins i dont usually do cranberries tbh

[frail nymph]

js wear socks dw

[remote cedar]

🤏 lil bit

[green orchid]

real i love her sm

[misty owl]

ah i can live with that

gn

[green orchid]

i love being gay

[misty owl]

cool

have fun with a dirty room lmao

[remote cedar]

If you say no homo after you unlock the chickens it's not gay but, can you live with yourself after that? having been such a coward?

[green orchid]

goodnight

[green orchid]

ehh it doesnt really bug me im chronically ill so my room is dirty half the time

jaozin you're so funny omg

[misty owl]

well thats why shane for u

:/

[green orchid]

wdym

[worthy folio]

....nahhh...

[frail nymph]

people who do not passionately like men and dont use blue chickens as an excuse are the peak humans

[green orchid]

[misty owl]

do i have to merry shane to get blue chicky nuggies?

[worthy folio]

What's yalls opinions on Caroline and Jodi

[green orchid]

helpp i dont passionately like men i just happen to be queer im ace 😭

[misty owl]

good

[proud pivot]

Blue chickens doesn't require any kissy, so it can't be gay

[misty owl]

YAY THANK GOD

[green orchid]

i wish i could marry caroline and i dont like that jodi is weird towards the farmer sometimes bc she has a whole husband who has ptsd and that just seems kinda messed up to me and if she wants to get a divorce she should just ask him for one

[green orchid]

can it be slightly gay..

[misty owl]

be honest every boy (or girl) wanted to merry robin

[green orchid]

true

[misty owl]

caroline would be next on that list

[green orchid]

until i found out i couldnt marry her i tried to 😭

[remote cedar]

I was dissapointed I couldnt, then that dissapointment vanished when I went "ooh a basement" and laid eyes on her son

[misty owl]

all i got was a stupid music block :(.

[green orchid]

sad

[misty owl]

alr

how much is ur total earnings?

i wanna know

[cobalt hare]

Befriending Sebastian was painful

He never came out of his room

[remote cedar]

before 2 hearts it sucks but after that you always know where to find him

[frail nymph]

i coaxed him out by playing feel special by twice

[misty owl]

i married him for the frog :).

[cobalt hare]

Also the dish he loves is pretty cheap to make lol

[frail nymph]

its like nectar to him

[remote cedar]

I would sit outside his room for like 2 hours and it was damn worth it

[cobalt hare]

Sashimi

[cobalt hare]

Same but pretty sure it was more than 2

[remote cedar]

I used yeti tears

[cobalt hare]

[remote cedar]

I was slow to get there, didn't dawn on me going thru backwoods was infinitely faster

and I didnt have any speed buffs

[misty owl]

yall dont get 100,000,000 gold cause it dont fit and will lower ur money (learned hard way)

[worthy folio]

Me mining to get my bbg's Emily and Abigail prescious minerals

[cobalt hare]

What?

[worthy folio]

(they love me for it)

[green orchid]

i love emily tbh shes so underrated

[cobalt hare]

I only made like 15 million till year 5

How do u even make 100?? 😭

[worthy folio]

FRFR

[green orchid]

everyone hates on her bc of her portrait 😭

[cobalt hare]

Abigail will just eat them

[green orchid]

but she's a cutie pie

[misty owl]

i spent 27 years in stardew selling wine

[cobalt hare]

How many hours is that??

[misty owl]

[green orchid]

he has to feed his pookie

[misty owl]

400

[cobalt hare]

😭😭

[misty owl]

HAT MOUSE SO CUTeeeee

[remote cedar]

harvey has worse portraits tbh

[fallen creek]

[cobalt hare]

Me like coins poke

Hat mouse is the cutest thing in game

[worthy folio]

236520
(Im a nerd)

[misty owl]

:).

[misty owl]

huh

[remote cedar]

like what is this face

[worthy folio]

it's that many hours

[cobalt hare]

Ugly af ikr 💀

[green orchid]

true dude & i love harvey the damn :3 portrait makes me laugh so hard

[fallen creek]

🤓 oh wait you already sai-

[misty owl]

harvey sucks