stardew-valley

[merry hawk]

profit margins or shared profit?

[gentle sapphire]

margins

[merry hawk]

changes how much money stuff sells for

[thorny summit]

wait why was their wool in my coop then..?

[gentle sapphire]

what do u recommend?

[cinder carbon]

Are you trying to use shears

[merry hawk]

whatever you'd like

[violet laurel]

personally 100

[thorny summit]

yes

[gentle sapphire]

why

[cinder carbon]

@thorny summit rabbits drop wool you don't have to shear them

[thorny summit]

mother

[cinder carbon]

But 100% just get autograbbers

[violet laurel]

it's just more chill that way for me

[cinder carbon]

Lover

[gentle sapphire]

wym😭

[cinder carbon]

Autograbbers

Is what I mean

Marnie sells them

They collect the animal produce

[polar pecan]

Autograbbers get 'em and it'll automatically grab all animal drops

[cinder carbon]

Instead of it being scattered around and you having to collect it yourself

[merry hawk]

bubbles disappeared after one catch 😭

[cinder carbon]

Yes it gets em

[polar pecan]

You wont need the pail nor the shears anymore

[cinder carbon]

I HATE that. There really should be some minimum like 2 hour length of bubbles

[grand acorn]

I love the auto grabber cause I be forgetting to attend to my animals

[cinder carbon]

Everyone loves the autograbber.

Because it grabs.

[merry hawk]

ok i found more bubbles

btw shoul i not use bait when i find bubbles?

[cinder carbon]

You can

The effects stack

[merry hawk]

nvm i remembered i have 200 bait

god the sturgeon sucks so much ass to catch

ugh i have to go deposit some fish but the bubbles might disappear

nvm they disappeared first

[thorny summit]

i made my bridal

thing

WElll i didnt know i could get more of these!

[polar pecan]

Yea it has a total of 7 of those in the game i think

[merry hawk]

hohohohoho

[polar pecan]

Nice

[merry hawk]

winter is dragging on so i'm glad it's over halfway done

[cinder carbon]

Nice

[merry hawk]

i don't understand why it's so blindingly white

[thorny summit]

wait i get truffles from pigs...

THIS WHOLE TIME?

[cinder carbon]

Yes

They are forage so you can eventually get iridium quality

[latent stag]

So I'm on mobile. How do I not instantly die in the desert mines lol

[polar pecan]

Yep they dig truffles

[thorny summit]

guys

GUYS

[cinder carbon]

Oof

[cunning silo]

unlucky

[thorny summit]

screw you!

[latent stag]

He's such a dork 🙂

[cinder carbon]

Lol

[thorny summit]

in my country truffles are chocolate lol

I THOUGHT THEY WAS SWEET

not pig dookie

[cinder carbon]

Enjoy cleaning dried spaghetti off his laundry

[cinder carbon]

Truffles are underground fungus and they are delicious

[thorny summit]

i will

hes my first love ❤️

how much are pigs

[polar pecan]

Truffles are mushrooms
There are also chocolates called truffles

[thorny summit]

yeah! i thought they was a recipe lol

oh my god

NO

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING

[cinder carbon]

Sam seems like the least responsibe bachelor/ette, and that's saying a lot because Abigail exists

[thorny summit]

bro i thought linus was gonna do some dodgy stuff nm

[cinder carbon]

Wild bait time?

[polar pecan]

xD

[cinder carbon]

sqelch squelch squish

[polar pecan]

i remember that

Hahahahha

[thorny summit]

uh where do i get a fiddlehead fern

[polar pecan]

stahp, no, im not green minded at all.

[polar pecan]

||Secret woods||

[thorny summit]

well you gotta be jokin

i missed it! i gotta wait till yr 3 to finish cc ;-;

[cinder carbon]

Did you fix the bus?

[thorny summit]

yes

[cinder carbon]

I know I asked you that before but I dunno where you are now

[thorny summit]

I got || a rabbit foot, a truffle, fern and a sturgeon left for my cc||

[cinder carbon]

There are levels in the ||skull caverns|| with dinos and ferns

Also the ||serpents|| drop rabbit feets

[thorny summit]

||serpents? sewers?||

[cinder carbon]

||skull cavern||

Flying green nightmares

[thorny summit]

oh

[fickle cosmos]

my hundreds of salads would disagree, I think ||iridium bats|| are worst tho 😭

[high scarab]

Keep an eye on the travelling cart, it will sometimes sell stuff for the CC

[cinder carbon]

The worst monsters aren't even in that dungeon

[thorny summit]

i havent got that far yet

[cinder carbon]

Is fine

But you can get bun foot and fiddler there

[thorny summit]

bun foot and fiddler

[cinder carbon]

(Also if you have never had fiddleheads irl they are amazing)

[fickle cosmos]

Still pain in the ass though I would rather farm secret woods and bunnies in a coop

[cinder carbon]

(You have to cook them well though otherwise you will shit your trou for days)

[cinder carbon]

Well yeah but if you're out of season in the secret woods...

[thorny summit]

dont you hate when a fair starts at 10pm

and you got nothing to do

[cinder carbon]

No that's fair

No that's a fair

[polar pecan]

Well i find something i could do to pass the time

[fickle cosmos]

||dino stages|| are quite rare though if they cant do at least like 50 levels of ||sc||

[west crane]

Like running in a circle

[thorny summit]

I picked my berrries

[cinder carbon]

@fickle cosmos gonna happen faster than waiting 60+ days

But I was just throwing it out there as the alternative when secret woods were out of season

[thorny summit]

im so tired but the season is almost done

ie been playing for 6hrs lmao

[cinder carbon]

😴

Yr addicted

Common stardew prob

Take a long walk at the nearest opportunity

[thorny summit]

i actualllly went out earlier

its ok i have played 13hrs today in total

67hrs of stardew in the past 2 weeks

[cinder carbon]

I started gardening irl not necessarily as a counter to stardew but it definitely refocused me and balanced irl tasks vs game goals, in an interestingly intersectional way

Miss that is a full time job

[thorny summit]

I bought stardew because i garden too irl lol

its cold, nothing to grow this time of year

i got my onions in irl, and a couple of cauliflowers, brussels for christmas but thats about it lol

[cinder carbon]

Yeah i put my garlic in a week ago and now it's like a month until starting tomatoes and peppers

Ahhh that's lovely. I don't do the large brassicas because they take up so much room. I'm jealous

[thorny summit]

i got a little plot of land lol, but im growing the brassicas at home,

do you live in a warmer climate? Jan is really early for peppers for where i am

i planted tomatoes last year. the yield,, far to many lol

[cinder carbon]

Oh no that's all indoors

[thorny summit]

oo

i have a greenhouse at home so i got my onions in there at the moment

I got some outside too but i wanna see what grows best, they are red autumn onions

[cinder carbon]

I'm in zone 6a. Just raised beds.

That sounds so fun!

I just start the toms and peps indoors on the radiators

[thorny summit]

oh my god i waited all day on my world for the festival... and its tomorrow

[cinder carbon]

Usually I do those and lettuce, kale, radish, snd climbing beans and peas... easy stuff. I'm lazy.

Gotta check that mail

[thorny summit]

i did i swear it said tonight lol

Oh btw im in zone 8b

[cinder carbon]

Oh you WARM

I have such a short season 😥

[thorny summit]

thats assuming we are both in the same country lol

[cinder carbon]

Oh fair I guess

You did say "fibre"

[thorny summit]

yes

i was actually told off by someone in dms and i was like.. im sorry

[cinder carbon]

Yeah we use the real american English

I would make a joke about stealing stuff but your museums...

[thorny summit]

sorry unrelated i had to share

[polar pecan]

Fibre fiber same thing to me

[thorny summit]

they are the same thing lol

just fibre is british

[cinder carbon]

Really wasting resources with all the extra U's y'all U's

[thorny summit]

i know

[cinder carbon]

You mean you knoewe

Only the French use more vowels

[thorny summit]

i don’t even english very well anyway

[cinder carbon]

I can make fun of you because 22% of US Americans are functionally illiterate

[thorny summit]

oh btw guys, the V key in my pc is broken so i try to use different words that don’t include v😂

it’s fine, im not american😭

[cinder carbon]

Just use a u instead of a v

Or type \/

[polar pecan]

english in not my first language too

[cloud gyro]

mine either

[merry hawk]

god im not getting achievements nd idk why

[cinder carbon]

@merry hawk you have to earn them?

[merry hawk]

like steam achievements

i get an achievement in game, fuck all on steam

[cinder carbon]

I appreciate our non native speakers, I'm too lazy to learn another language

[cloud gyro]

i been trying to get the trash can hat for about a week now with no luck

guess its not meant to be 😔

[cinder carbon]

Is very rare

[rare niche]

you can use the predictor

[cinder carbon]

I have 5 farms and only have trash hat on one, and have two trash hats on that one

So.... life aint fair

[cloud gyro]

lol i should be getting ready for school

[cinder carbon]

Yes

[summer loom]

last time i used the predictor it said it would take 10 months

[cloud gyro]

10 years??

[cinder carbon]

10 years

[cloud gyro]

god, i wish i could skip school

[cinder carbon]

Nooo

[cloud gyro]

i dont feel like going

[cinder carbon]

I wish I was back in school

[polar pecan]

10 irl years or 10 stardew years?

[cinder carbon]

You don't know what you got till it's gone

[summer loom]

10 months i mean

lmao

on georges

[cloud gyro]

culinary school is so boring man,,, youre just cooking for 7 hours

[cinder carbon]

Well

[summer loom]

do you atleast not smell terrible after the day

[cinder carbon]

I love cooking

[grand acorn]

WTH my goat gave girth to a baby and like I always thought the animals was both female and male

[cinder carbon]

Which culinary school are you going to

[polar pecan]

You can stop your animals from getting pregnant

[cloud gyro]

no

[thorny summit]

shh finally

i have stood waiting all day for the festival

[grand acorn]

I shall do that cause I just wanted 1 of each animal

[cloud gyro]

uhh culinary school where you learn to be a cook/server
idk

[polar pecan]

a vocational school or a bachelor's degree?

[cloud gyro]

its 6 am, i just woke up my brain isnt braining

[cloud gyro]

vocational yeah

[cinder carbon]

Like, location lol. You don't have to answer

CIA is like an hour away from me

[granite orbit]

[uneven mauve]

[cinder carbon]

@cloud gyro do you have service industry experience prior to going to school?

[gusty horizon]

I must say I would love to go to a school and cook

[cloud gyro]

not really

[rare niche]

Okay, i'd reccomend if you're going to continue this convo to go into #town-square

[thorny summit]

yikes

[cinder carbon]

I have a lot of friends in the industry and generally experience is the key BUT if you can make connections and hone your own custom techniques in school you'll be golden. Good luck!

[rare niche]

not to be rude, just saying this conversation is not stardew related

[cinder carbon]

I love to cook but ive worked in a kitchen and I can't hack it

[thorny summit]

it’s my wedding day

[cinder carbon]

Aw man who called the cops

[rare niche]

who are you marrying?

[gusty horizon]

I really love to cook and bake but my skills in cake decor are lacking

[thorny summit]

sam

[rare niche]

nice

[cunning silo]

rip

[thorny summit]

it’s on day 1 of winter too

[rare niche]

let them live

[thorny summit]

respectfully go away😭 it’s my first play through

[cinder carbon]

Lol imagine having to pick Sam's underpants and socks off the floor for the rest of your life

[cinder sorrel]

I can't believe Stardew Valley can run on Linux from recompiling from the Windows version via ILSpy

[rare niche]

...? 🤨

[cinder carbon]

Seriously that boy has no sense of responsibility

[thorny summit]

yall hes blond

[cinder carbon]

You married a goldendoodle

[thorny summit]

shut up

[cinder carbon]

Pure id

[thorny summit]

i am so excited to marry him

Go away

[cinder carbon]

Yeah I bet his tail is wagging too

[polar pecan]

... sebastian quite interests me but i wont marry him on my first play.

[thorny summit]

OH i can kiss him whenever 🤡

[gusty horizon]

omg it went from baking and cooking to this...

[thorny summit]

sorry i got so excited

[rare niche]

at least it's on topic

[cinder carbon]

You sure you don't want to be constantly reminded of your partner's crippling depressions brought on by social anxiety?

[rare niche]

sort of

[thorny summit]

wait

[polar pecan]

Then is krobus the only way?

[cinder carbon]

Someone wabted it back "on topic". Here you go.

[rare niche]

to?

[thorny summit]

can you marry every npc possible in one game?

[cinder carbon]

You can divorce and remarry

[rare niche]

Yes

[thorny summit]

so that’s a yes

[cinder carbon]

It's post-cc

[thorny summit]

mf just standing still

do they not move?😂

[rare niche]

who

[cinder carbon]

I mean... all men...?

[thorny summit]

your married

guy

[cinder carbon]

There's a joke there somewhere

[thorny summit]

i know😂

[cinder carbon]

Dried starfish

[thorny summit]

wet wipe

[cinder carbon]

Wet is generous

[thorny summit]

ok i feed my lazy guy

[robust leaf]

Hello everybody. I've been playing Stardew for a couple months now, and just noticed there's a Discord group for it so just joined. Looking forward to meeting to all and discussing this great game. Hope everybody's having fun in it

[cloud gyro]

wow hes so me

[cinder carbon]

@cloud gyro why we keep playing stardew

I feel seen

[cloud gyro]

the only reason im going for sebastian is bc hes so me

we can be socially anxious together

[cinder carbon]

There is a perfect mate for everyone

Well except for the gilf chasers

[latent stag]

I got to 10 hearts with Sebastian for that reason. But I married Shane. Cuz I'm 30.

And cuz chickens

[cold pollen]

hey, anyone got tips for the riverside farm?

[summer loom]

For what

[cold pollen]

like layouts

I'm thinking of doing a full run on one and want to know some tips for how to put my stuff

[summer loom]

You can probably look at farm designs

[cobalt hare]

ive never done riverside but im intrigued to see what u choose

[gaunt gale]

Hello

[merry hawk]

heya

[forest grove]

howdy

[fossil sentinel]

just joined the server, i haven't played in three years heard there was a big update so i feel like im basically new again lol

All i remember for some reason is feed the hobo fish for sushi?

[merry hawk]

if you're talking about 1.6, that's upcoming, not already out

[gaunt gale]

They are probably talking about 1.5

[fossil sentinel]

something about some beach or something

[tender yacht]

That's 1.5 yeah when beach farm came out

[gaunt lion]

You don’t have to feed Linus fish to get the Sashimi recipe, you just need to get friendship with him. And he doesn’t like any fish iirc

[granite orbit]

Yeah hes neutral about almost all fishes

[cosmic falcon]

How do I get cloth

[west garden]

uhh i only remember one way but its probably spoiler

[tender yacht]

Put wool to loom, recycle, drop from mummy, ||desert trader||

[gaunt lion]

A lot of ways

[trim bridge]

Hi

[granite orbit]

Hello

[west garden]

hewwo

[twilit lantern]

can anyone help me, make a design for my farm?

im not into creative stiff

[silver fractal]

hii! i just wanted to know how i can add mods to my stardew valley thing

[granite orbit]

Hello you can check in #farms-and-outfits for help and/or inspo

[gaunt lion]

#modded-stardew

[merry hawk]

i think i had an actual stroke hwhen i opened the cow's status menus and saw the words "allow pregnancy"

[silver fractal]

do i ask that there

[summer loom]

theres pins

that help you

[summer loom]

cool stuff

[merry hawk]

got milk!

calander and telephone got!

cool¸ now i can inseccantly call pierre till he goes mad!

just like he deserves

[summer loom]

i wonder if i can add more

[merry hawk]

now to wait far too long for plum wine

god where are screenshots i take in game stored

[tropic glacier]

I mean it balances out when you start putting more valuable stuff in kegs

[haughty spire]

Go in setting where you take screenshots there should be a button for the screenshot folder

[merry hawk]

ah ok

don't see anything

[merry hawk]

nvm im a dumbass

[haughty spire]

If you took at least 1 screenshot there should be a button

[merry hawk]

missed the large obvious button somehow

[sleek sparrow]

I’ve been there

[merry hawk]

there is exactly 1 hardwood stump on my farm

hooray

let's upgrade that axe to iron

time for dumb bs cus clint's is closed so can't upgrade axe rn

god im getting anxious making ingame calls lmao

goddamn milk sells for plenty

[cloud gyro]

robin works on my barn even in the rain
is she okay??

i need to get a kitchen soo too

[summer loom]

shes fine

just getting a lol wet isnt bad

[tropic glacier]

Better than when she works in the middle of a snow storm

[cobalt hare]

can someone tell me if they will make babies or nah

wait

now they can make babies right

[cunning silo]

yea

[lavish basin]

It's on by default

[cunning silo]

David how are you awake again

[lavish basin]

Morning real

[cunning silo]

Dude you were awake like 2 hours ago

[sleek sparrow]

Imagine being awake

[cunning silo]

Welcome to tuesday

[lavish basin]

It was five hours ago

[cunning silo]

Not much better

[lavish basin]

I had to stay up late last night

Desperado was calling for me

[sleek sparrow]

[merry hawk]

hohohohoho gonna have some starfruit wine!

knew it was worth reserving it!

[sleek sparrow]

But alas
The desperado was covered up by what is known as Holly team role

[cosmic falcon]

How do I get cloth

[sleek sparrow]

Put wool in loom

[cosmic falcon]

How do I get a loon

Look

[merry hawk]

might just take a 5 day long nap

[sleek sparrow]

Craft one

[merry hawk]

craft it

going to extensive lengths for some fuckin cheese

[summer loom]

cheese funny

[merry hawk]

i love randomly bombing ||the quarry||

robin is eeping and suddenly just hears a fucking BOOM

and then another

no she's not sleeping it's 12 pm

[cosmic falcon]

How do I get pine tar

[sleek sparrow]

Put tapper on a pine tree

[dim echo]

jaga jaga

[cosmic falcon]

I’m gonna hunt you down

[merry hawk]

might go do ||SC|| tmrw

[sleek sparrow]

What did I do

[merry hawk]

sometimes there's just lot of steps to making things mn

[sleek sparrow]

:((

[lavish basin]

It's very sad

I want to see the purple shorts next to my name

[merry hawk]

events are dumb anyway

competing is for the weak

[sleek sparrow]

That’s what you think
I’m an eternal flame, baby

[merry hawk]

i am ascended

[lavish basin]

This is a fun event

We just play fun games and have some cool competitions like art and cooking

[merry hawk]

eh fair

enjoy lol

i'll go sit alone in my room with no social interaction as usual

[sleek sparrow]

Sometimes you get to pelt a single person in the face 15 times

It’s fun

[lavish basin]

Don't remind me of that

[sleek sparrow]

[lavish basin]

Funny enough that person that pelted me 15 times and the one that pelted butter 15 times are banned now lmao

[sleek sparrow]

Oh yea
They were quite rude

Spamming

[merry hawk]

i'm just not very ood at art or like anything
am also late to the party so kinda dont wanna bother

[sleek sparrow]

Our cooking show gives 6 points by default XD

If you cook something, even if it’s instant noodle you’ll still get 6 points

[lavish basin]

I'm terrible at art too, it has been really fun tho. For week 1 we had to do some logo submissions based on our team, and I was motivated to try to do something and I managed to do some cuter drawings than I thought

Ms paint my beloved

[sleek sparrow]

MS paint…

Traumatic flashback

[lavish basin]

And now we have a cooking one going on rn, you get extra points if you do a Stardew valley dish

And also another week of a creative one

[merry hawk]

"on today's episode of absolute fucking garbage, we are showing the recepie "warm mcdonalds hotcakes!" for this recepie you will need: cold mcdonalds hotcakes, microwave."

[sleek sparrow]

😩

Effort

[merry hawk]

what's the best health for cash food at the saloon?

[sleek sparrow]

Salad

[merry hawk]

for health and energy?

[sleek sparrow]

Salad and cheese are the best food in the game

And you asked for saloon

So salad

[polar pecan]

spicy eel for luck

[cunning silo]

health scales with energy pretty much and yes salads are best price for energy

[haughty spire]

Energy tonic, life elixir, magic rock candy, spicy eel

[sleek sparrow]

Including ease of acquire 😔

Energy tonic is quite easy yea

[haughty spire]

Energy tonic bought from harvey

[sleek sparrow]

If you have money

[cunning silo]

energy tonic is technically 2 gold per energy but probably you're not going to be using it all

same with the health bit

[lavish basin]

Not worth when compared to salad tho

[cunning silo]

life elixir is just annoying

magic rock candy is in a class of its own, similarly to spicy eel since they are buff foods

[haughty spire]

Id rather spend a little more to just drink it once than eating 4 salads

[cunning silo]

salad is the most easily acquirable and best gold per energy, cheese lags behind a bit

[lavish basin]

Cheese is free tho

I love eating cheese

[oak shale]

Cheese tastes nice

[sleek sparrow]

Mushroom cave = free life elixir

[cunning silo]

and unless you went into fighter -> defender, you're wasting a lot of energy tonic healing making its gold per energy less

[polar pecan]

If you have mushroom cave, or if you are good friends with the wizard -he'll gift you purple mushroom from time to time- you'll be able to make a few life elixirs

[merry hawk]

god i love when i get shit luck with junimo kart jeckpoints

[granite orbit]

Oof

[sleek sparrow]

Fuck

I forgot

You didn’t see that

[granite orbit]

[lavish basin]

Asukkaaaaa

[polar pecan]

I saw it

[sleek sparrow]

No you didn’t

[cunning silo]

Womp womp

[merry hawk]

wait junimo kart DOESN'T SAVE???

[cunning silo]

why would it its like 7 minutes from start to finish

[sleek sparrow]

Idk what it is but every time I see real I just think of Ralsei being incredibly sarcastic at times
And it felt like I remember Deltarune wrong

[cunning silo]

rude?

i dont know what to make of that

[granite orbit]

Daviiiiiiid hello

Congrats on desperadoooo

[lavish basin]

Thank yooouuu

[merry hawk]

cus soemthimnse i have to like idk

live irl or like

idk

[granite orbit]

You have lewis shorts now

[sleek sparrow]

Davidesperado

[cunning silo]

its 7 minutes??

dont play it if you dont have 7 minutes to spare

[lavish basin]

Sadly can't see them tho

[cunning silo]

you can pause it with p btw

[sleek sparrow]

Simply leave holly 👀

[lavish basin]

Hell nah

[cunning silo]

like stardew has 14 minute days, are you gonna start a day when you don't have enough time to play it

[cunning silo]

YEA YEA YEA

thanks daivd

[sleek sparrow]

Pros: you can see your purple shorts
Pros: you don’t have to remember how you got pelted 35 times anymore

Leave the competition behind and go

[cunning silo]

david got hit 35 times wdym

i got hit 37...

[sleek sparrow]

Oh that was Wobin

[cunning silo]

yea it was

[sleek sparrow]

Idk how I keep misremembering

[cunning silo]

Skill issue tbh

[sleek sparrow]

True tho

[lavish basin]

It was sad

Idek being hit that much

[cunning silo]

yeah i got 37 its ok

and fuckin broh and butter got 50 each???

[lavish basin]

We hollies suffered

[cunning silo]

we did

and then some people on other teams are complaining,,,

[sleek sparrow]

The gap between teams were like 20

Last I checked goons are only 10 points away from overthrowing Crocus

[cunning silo]

its ok because apparently i recieved like 100 snowmen total from other teams LMAO

gap is slightly bigger than that

esp since the cooking comp

[sleek sparrow]

Especially since the cooking comp

[merry hawk]

got my ass whooped by a whale

[cunning silo]

thats what i said yes

[sleek sparrow]

Crocus don’t have that many participants

[lavish basin]

Crocus have the most

[sleek sparrow]

I would like data to back that up

[cunning silo]

2nd most in cooking

[sleek sparrow]

Really

[cunning silo]

"not that many participants" Smh misinformation

[lavish basin]

Every member list I've ever seen crocus had the most members

[cunning silo]

Yeah whats up

[sleek sparrow]

Yea but cooking

[lavish basin]

What about it

[sleek sparrow]

Are you real

[merry hawk]

hehehe tea saplings make me bank again

[cunning silo]

yea

[sleek sparrow]

I don’t recall our team having that many dishes cuz whenever I look in it’s just other teams

[cunning silo]

selective memory is crazy

[merry hawk]

yeah i suspected that

[small coyote]

Bro's slacking

[cunning silo]

maybe the real crow is the spouses we married along the qway

[sleek sparrow]

Maybe the real crow are the children we sacrifices along the way

[merry hawk]

why can i milk the air 😭

[cunning silo]

thats post cc please remove 😊

[merry hawk]

today's a good luck day so i'm gonna ||grab my jades and head to da desert||

home really hope i dont die

[lavish basin]

You got this

[merry hawk]

need to notice when my health is low and eat salads

and know when to bail

i am ready.

[cunning silo]

this is for???

[lavish basin]

No explosives, no spicy eel, only 8 salads, and only a copper pick

[cunning silo]

yeah good luck lmao

[merry hawk]

i'm trying my best

im sorrrrrrry

[cunning silo]

honestly seems like a fun run to do might try that

[merry hawk]

this hammer is so slow i shouldve brought my sword

[ocean ibex]

Ah.. mm have fun!

[lavish basin]

You're ok, just pointing out things to improve

[granite orbit]

Bro is living dangerously

[cunning silo]

probably going to be terrible with low speed and luck though

[lavish basin]

Slammer is really good, better than ||galaxy sword||

[merry hawk]

yeah but it's so damn slow

cant handle enemies

ok ill restart the day

[cunning silo]

nice

[merry hawk]

||get staircases, see what sandy has, forage, hoe, out||

don't think there's actually a dog in that box

[cunning silo]

there is

[merry hawk]

ok good haul

[cobalt hare]

yall, i just spent my 30k on 500 strawberry seeds so i can prepare for next year's spring which is in 1 year exactly because its spring rn. was this a W investment?

my farm can hold 300 plants rn but ill prolly make it better by next spring so it will prolly hold all 500 strawberries and other plants

[merry hawk]

10 clay jesus christ

[cobalt hare]

if it was all of ur money kind of

imo 500 plants is too much work

[cobalt hare]

i have sprinklers tho

||unless u have sprinklers and junimo huts||

and it takes like 5 mins max for me to walk around and plant all 300 potato seeds rn

w investment then

oh wait but i do need to water all 500 plants first right 😭

bcs its winter before spring

i need to get a better hoe and better watering pot before next spring then

i have the copper hoe and default watering pot still 😭

aw gl

[merry hawk]

dw you got a whole year

where can i get a flower pot?

[cobalt hare]

🧍‍♂️

a garden pot?

[merry hawk]

yea that

[cobalt hare]

Evelyn

idk specifically

[merry hawk]

who's that

[signal shadow]

its a reward from her once you pay enough respects to the junimos
(||complete vault bundle||)

[cobalt hare]

Shes the lady that lives below Pierre's

[merry hawk]

i'm sorry wwhat

[cobalt hare]

🧍‍♂️

[signal shadow]

the granny

[merry hawk]

oh lmfaooooooo

i thought she lived below like in the basement

[signal shadow]

[cobalt hare]

mb 💀

[merry hawk]

i've ||completed the vault bundle||, how do i make her give it to me

[cobalt hare]

it felt disrespectful to call her the old lady

[merry hawk]

i want my pot

how do i make her gimmie the pot

i did the bundle

[signal shadow]

just wait, do you know how long it takes for her to get to the farmhouse? be patient with the elderly

[merry hawk]

huh

i completed the room last month i think

[cobalt hare]

i thought it was for friendship

[gaunt lion]

You unlock ||garden pot after doing the Pantry||

[merry hawk]

ohhhh thanks

[cunning silo]

damn cracked player getting 50k worth of seeds from 30k

minmaxers HATE this guy!

[signal shadow]

wait vault is... mb, the ||greenhouse one||

[devout mesa]

Doing a new co-op farm with a friend and we decided to try and take on remixed bundles and mines rewards. We picked them so that the bundles could be harder and take more time but like, so far It just removed one of the worst bundles for us and made it super easy

[cunning silo]

remixed bundles can be easier yeah

[signal shadow]

its rng, for us it made the boiler room way harder

[cunning silo]

its not the greatest way to make your game harder ngl because it will straight up make it easier

[merry hawk]

you'll truly be suffering if you got master fisher (at least that's what some people say)

[cobalt hare]

wdym

[devout mesa]

I mean we got the ||engineer bundle|| but we also had the ||farming/animal bundle replaced with flowers||

[signal shadow]

master fisher is pain.

[cunning silo]

is it

[devout mesa]

We didnt

We got quality fish

[cunning silo]

its 2 of octo, scorp carp, blobfish, lava eel right?

just do octo/scorp carp no issues

[signal shadow]

i mean, catching a lava eel
last time i tried to do so, i caught 70 pieces of trash before the first bite
and cause i didnt expect it, i failed immediately

[devout mesa]

I hate lava eel fishing

[cunning silo]

then don't

[devout mesa]

But the cool red fish pond :(

[cunning silo]

just wait until post-cc

[cobalt hare]

yo, my total earnings is 260k rn and my only source of income is fishing (around 3-5k per day if i fish whole day) and farming (potatoes with the purple fast grow fertilisers, i make around 30k? per harvest). should i just fish whole day for the whole 6 days waiting for potatoes to grow?

idk what else to do to make money

i need to prepare for next season so i can craft/buy fertilisers and save money for 300 seeds

[signal shadow]

you can always gather resources to increase the production, possibly get into processing stuff with kegs, get animals...

[cobalt hare]

animals cost money and im trying to save money 😭

[signal shadow]

do you water the taters

[cobalt hare]

whats taters

[signal shadow]

potatoes

[cobalt hare]

sprinklers

i got quality sprinklers and honestly its already good enough for now

fishing is good imo

[cobalt hare]

where do u fish

idk the best fishing spots yet

in the ocean is my fav spot

my set up for fishing is

by the rock on the left

for quality

[cobalt hare]

is this good?

usually works

yeah

[signal shadow]

tackle kinda unnecessary for majority of fishes

[cobalt hare]

i literally get like 3-5k only per day tho

thats like nothing

how much do yall get from fishing

i literally get all iridium/gold quality fish tho

[cobalt hare]

why

[merry hawk]

can’t hurt to have those

tho*

[signal shadow]

cause it costs money, wears out and you can catch the fish without it

[cobalt hare]

i dont remember honestly i havent played in months

[polar pecan]

I rarely use tackle

[cobalt hare]

but its more fish tho right

i think 25k is the best i got

but it may have been 2 days worth of fishing

[cobalt hare]

depends

25k is still a lot

[fickle cosmos]

trap bobber is good though for harder fish

[cobalt hare]

im literally max fishing level and i still get like 3k-5k from the ocean and i literally fish from like 9am to 12pm

[cobalt hare]

yeahh i think i got a bunch of easy but valuable fish

i only fish on good luck days too

might affect it

[signal jasper]

Should I aim to upgrade my house right away in the first year?

[cobalt hare]

bad luck days ill go gift people or forage

[fickle cosmos]

not really priority, i'd rather go for other things instead

[signal jasper]

What should I do now haha, my first day of summer

[cobalt hare]

plant new summer seeds

and try to get summer fish

[polar pecan]

Upgrade your house to get the kitchen

[fickle cosmos]

blueberries for summer is pretty good

[cobalt hare]

yh

and crops u need for the community center if ur going that route

[fickle cosmos]

and fish as well

[cobalt hare]

and forage

Hello!

[fickle cosmos]

hi!

[merry hawk]

can't sleep so seems it's back to sdv

[cobalt hare]

smart

[molten ravine]

i cant find this shadowy figure where did it went?

[cunning silo]

any footsteps on the ground?

[molten ravine]

nope

[merry hawk]

check outside the bus stop?

[molten ravine]

oh i saw it

on the bush

[merry hawk]

lol

[molten ravine]

bro stayed there for 16 days

[merry hawk]

lol

[cobalt hare]

scared it that bad fr

[granite orbit]

Wait so its not worthy to have tackle ?

[cobalt hare]

not unless you cant fish successfully without it

imo

[merry hawk]

i mean it's def nice to have

would an iridium quality egg sell for more than a gold quality mayo?

[signal shadow]

as long as you can catch the fish without it, yeah its kinda useless

tackles are often just for making it easier to catch hard fish, but if it ensures you perfect catches you wouldnt get without it, def use it
if not, go raw

[merry hawk]

tht sure was a secret woods

[cobalt hare]

can chickens hatch from eggs? like can i just leave an egg sitting there for a week and will it hatch

[granite orbit]

You need an incubator to hatch eggs. To get it you need to upgarde your coop to a big coop

[merry hawk]

ight placed some stone path to decide where my farmland will go

will need to tweak a bit, but it works!

[granite orbit]

Also If you have coop has reached it capacity the egg wont hatch

[merry hawk]

hohohohhohoho

i'm out of hay

sssshit

[granite orbit]

Gonna have to visit marnie

[cobalt hare]

yo i swear marnie is never there

[granite orbit]

Crossong my fingers for you that she will be at counter

[cobalt hare]

like its a part time job or something

[granite orbit]

she states at the microwave

[merry hawk]

fuck it's tuesday

[cobalt hare]

she doesnt go on mondays or tuesday i think

[merry hawk]

nononononononoonon

[cobalt hare]

and on thursday and friday she leaves early or smth

i dont remember

[merry hawk]

fufuffufucufkcfucfkf im so fuckeed

[cobalt hare]

fr

like what is she microwaving for 2 hours

[merry hawk]

im so fucked omg

[granite orbit]

Mugcakes

[cedar hornet]

wasnt there a hot pocket or something in there?

[cobalt hare]

do u have a silo

[cedar hornet]

maybe shes still waiting for it to heat up

[merry hawk]

yeah but i'm out of hay, that's the entire issue

[granite orbit]

I think they meant their out of hay in yhe silo

[cobalt hare]

ohhh ur in winter

so theres no grass

my bad

i was gonna say cut ur grass 😭

[cobalt hare]

smh

[merry hawk]

it will be ok

everything will be perfectly a ok

[cedar hornet]

maybe just sleep it off and get hay tomorrow?

the animals wont be that mad right

[granite orbit]

Yeah its okay if you go with one day without hay

[merry hawk]

might sell the duck tbh

not that much profit

[cobalt hare]

u can gift duck feathers

[merry hawk]

o yea

ill chop trees and ignore my problems

[cobalt hare]

smart

[merry hawk]

nono im short on stone not wood

[tired dragon]

for a first playthrough, do yall recommend going in blind?

[merry hawk]

i'd say it doesn't really matter because i def didnt go in blind an had plenty of fun

but its up to u

[cobalt hare]

does that mean like

clueless

[granite orbit]

Going on a first playthrough blind can be a little tough

But if you enjoy discovering things on your own then sure go for it

[tired dragon]

what do yall use to refer? only the wiki?

[granite orbit]

There so many things to learn in stardew valley

[cobalt hare]

i say go in blind tbh

[granite orbit]

Wiki, ytb videos and this channel

[cobalt hare]

makes it more interesting

[tired dragon]

alr

[granite orbit]

I like Salmence videos

[tired dragon]

any tips on spring first year?

[granite orbit]

True true

[cobalt hare]

fish a lot

[granite orbit]

Plant money crops such as potato and strawberries

[polar pecan]

you could have donated the doll to gunther, if you still haven't donated one

[cobalt hare]

and crops

[merry hawk]

eep cleaning the fucking mods omg

[tired dragon]

alr

[cobalt hare]

save up for strawberry seeds at the egg festival tho

[merry hawk]

deep cleanin the damn mines

[cobalt hare]

theyre a good spring crop for year 2

[polar pecan]

save gold to buy strawberries

they are a bit pricey

[kindred ivy]

pricey but worth it

[granite orbit]

Try to upgrade your tools before the end of each season

[tired dragon]

i spend all of first 500 gold i get on day 1 on parsnip seeds right? then day 4 get potatoes

[merry hawk]

||the man wants his maple suyrup. i can respect that||

[cobalt hare]

try not to forget about friendships but if u do its okay

the villagers can be useful

[granite orbit]

Befriending villagers can get you new recipes and items through mail

[fervent sleet]

Just talk to them

[granite orbit]

Also watch the TV before going on your tasks, depending on the day you can learn a new recipe or tips according the season or the upcoming event

[kindred ivy]

What I do is I fish on day 2-9 then sell, then all savings go to strawberry seeds.

[granite orbit]

Also know about your daily luck and the weather

[fervent sleet]

IIRC you don't even have to finish reading everything the townspeople say in order to get the friendship?

[kindred ivy]

Best tip would be to have fun :>>

[tired dragon]

what do u usually do on week 1? all i know is plant crops and forage for now

[merry hawk]

more than 200 stones

should be good for a while

[cobalt hare]

fish

fishing is useful for the community center, achievements, gifts, and money

[granite orbit]

Depending on my goals, I usually go fishing as it is a really good money maker and because your plants take time to grow

[polar pecan]

yes fishing is good money maker

[cobalt hare]

and its kinda relaxing

[tired dragon]

alr, also where should i use my energy on aside from watering crops and chopping trees

[rare niche]

Fishing.

[cobalt hare]

fishing takes energy

[tired dragon]

oh ok

[cobalt hare]

if u get bored of fishing try to clean up ur farm

[tired dragon]

which fishing spot do you guys recommend?

[cobalt hare]

the ocean

[granite orbit]

The ocean

Go down to the beach

[cobalt hare]

but theres different fish for every place

[merry hawk]

look out for bubbles, they're areas where you'll get bites faster

[granite orbit]

On day 2 willy will give you a fishing rod

[tired dragon]

which fish should i aim for in spring?

[polar pecan]

and you can buy better fishing rods as u level up

[cobalt hare]

js whatever spring fish there are

[fickle cosmos]

whatever you need for cc

[tired dragon]

ic

[cobalt hare]

some days go to the lake, some the river, most the ocean

and fish at night too

[merry hawk]

jesus christ lewis is not being subtle

[cobalt hare]

fr

[fickle cosmos]

give him some coal, he deserves it

[granite orbit]

Me when lewis and/or demetrius :

[tired dragon]

also i heard that u can sleep just before 2am on the first few days and u can still get full energy the next day? how many days can i do that

[grand tangle]

U can sleep however late u want when u lv up a skill

[granite orbit]

If you dont go to sleep past 12:00 am you lose some energy for the next day

[tired dragon]

ic

[grand tangle]

^^

[granite orbit]

And iirc uf you sleep at 2:00 am you wake up with half your energy bar

[fickle cosmos]

you lose a percentage of your energy the next day depending how late you sleep after 12

[tired dragon]

but if one of my skills lvl up i can still get full energy as long as its before 2am right

[fickle cosmos]

your energy will be max regardless

[merry hawk]

no leveling up just protects you from energy hits entirely

[cobalt hare]

dont exhaust ur character btw unless u have food w you

[merry hawk]

my dad has exhausted himself a lot while playing

it was suffering waiting for him to get back to the damn farm so we could sleep

[tired dragon]

so i can just do stuff till it hits 0 n its fine?

[granite orbit]

Only if you are certain to level up the next day

[fickle cosmos]

yup although if you pass out from exhaustion (not passing 2am) you will still lose money i think

[tired dragon]

u cant see whether u lvled up in real time?

[gaunt lion]

The skills menu in the inventory will update

[merry hawk]

ok i got 60 hay

[fickle cosmos]

I think you can see if there's an increase in the skills menu but you only get the perks the next day

[gaunt lion]

You just don’t get the benefits until the night passes

[tired dragon]

alr

[granite orbit]

Its not easy to keep a track on it

Hence why I dont recommend you passing out or stay awake until 2 am on your first days

[tired dragon]

its fine i think since he said u can pause to check

[fickle cosmos]

energy is quite an important resource until you get your first ||stardrop||, after that energy is kinda an afterthought

[cobalt hare]

i js fish to midnight and drink coffee to make sure im back in time to sell the fish and make it to bed

[tired dragon]

also, best crop for each season?

ik its strawberries for spring

[cobalt hare]

strawberrys for spring
blueberrys for summer
cranberries for fall

i think

[granite orbit]

You have this in the pin that can help you :

[cobalt hare]

potatoes for spring in y1

[tired dragon]

thx

[granite orbit]

You dont have to follow it by heart but it helps a lot

[fickle cosmos]

you can switch to strawberries halfway thru

[cobalt hare]

true

[granite orbit]

Dont forget to have fun

[cobalt hare]

id wait till y2 tho so u can get more profit from ur seeds

[granite orbit]

Thats the most important part of the game

[gaunt lion]

Or just save some seeds from Year 1 and still plant a bunch in Year 1

You can perfectly grow 2 harvests of potatoes before the festival so you can save up a lot of money and buy a lot of seeds

[tired dragon]

around how many u think i should save?

[fickle cosmos]

I think you should commit to either plant all year one or plant all year 2

[gaunt lion]

Depends on how many you have

[gaunt lion]

I don’t see a reason why that would be

[cobalt hare]

yeah that makes the most sense to me

[fickle cosmos]

if you plant them at year 1, you will have more money to buy crops for the rest of the year, if you plant them at year 2, you will have better profits which again gives you more money to buy crops for the rest of the year (money makes more money so better to have it early)

[tired dragon]

oh yea any default settings i should be changing?

[fickle cosmos]

what settings are you talking about

[gaunt lion]

If you plant half of them in year 1 and half of them in year 2 you still get the profits in both years

[tired dragon]

like any setting that people normally change

if there is one

[granite orbit]

The ones you have when you start a new file

[cobalt hare]

i js plant potatoes and get y1 profit from blueberries and fish
and then plant strawberries for y2

[fickle cosmos]

yes but if you plant them at year one first, you will have more money to buy summer crops, which means more money for fall etc. This means when the yr 2 comes around you can buy more strawberries than you normally would if you split them between yr 1 and 2

[cobalt hare]

thats more of a personal preference thing tbh

[fickle cosmos]

what settings do you think people would change?

[rare niche]

Some people zoom out all the way and minimize their gui all the way.

[gaunt lion]

If you plant all of them at year 1 you’ll prolly have so many strawberries that most of your time and energy is spent tending them
If you plant some at the start of year 2 you get more harvests opposed to just not planting any until festival

[cobalt hare]

you get more harvests and more profit by just planting them at the beginning of a season instead of halfway thru

[tired dragon]

alr

[cobalt hare]

both ways make sense tho

[merry hawk]

it gets better and better each donation reward

[granite orbit]

gasp

[fickle cosmos]

I think the rewards are pretty decent

[merry hawk]

it's more shit to put in my house

i love it

[granite orbit]

|| not the joja wallpaper >:(( ||

[cobalt hare]

[merry hawk]

i just took it cus it's not default

[gaunt lion]

Most of the default wallpapers are nice

[polar pecan]

You can save up and buy the wallpaper catalogue from pierre.

[merry hawk]

does my phone get fucking scam calls

[fickle cosmos]

yup

[merry hawk]

i have the feeling it's meant to be funny but that's just prolly gonna drive me insane

[cobalt hare]

i wish ur old boss at joja would call u asking for u to come back or smth

[summer tapir]

omg i friggin love this community

[cobalt hare]

thanks fr

u have so many subs lwk

[polar pecan]

Wish stardew vanilla has a bank where we could deposit money

[fickle cosmos]

why would you need to deposit anyway? unless they have interest of course

[merry hawk]

oh c'mon i can't move my greenhouse?

[fickle cosmos]

you can

[cobalt hare]

pierre said he'd hold my money for me so i know its nice and safe 🙏

[merry hawk]

how

[gaunt lion]

Fix it

[fickle cosmos]

at robin or the wizard

[fair stream]

hey, welcome to the server!

[merry hawk]

GREAT

i feel like im falling apart

just want to play fun farming game

[polar pecan]

Like a real bank

[merry hawk]

but no i run out of hay and there's scam calls and i can't move my greenhouse

[lavish basin]

You can move the greenhouse after it's repaired

At Robin's

[gaunt lion]

They’ve been told

[polar pecan]

You can move your GH at Robin

[merry hawk]

my greenhouse isn't repaired!!!!

[fair stream]

ah

[polar pecan]

Ohhh

[lavish basin]

Ah sad

[polar pecan]

Then nah

[fair stream]

well you can't do much until it's been repaired, then

[lavish basin]

Morning quill

Oop sent 2 pikachus

[fair stream]

Hiya David!

2 pikachus are welcomed regardless

[lavish basin]

[polar pecan]

You have to have it repaired so u can move it.

[fair stream]

It's evening here, though

[cobalt hare]

work hard towards fixing it once winter is over

honestly winter gets frustrating every time

[fickle cosmos]

honestly I think winter is the most chill (pun intended) time for me

[merry hawk]

i have been told this so many times and it is starting to get frustrating

[summer tapir]

oh hi! thanks man

[polar pecan]

Winter is a time where I can reorganize my farm

[rare niche]

[summer tapir]

[lavish basin]

Bennnyyyy

[cobalt hare]

js dedicate more of your time towards fixing it and you can have it done soon

[rare niche]

!!

[lavish basin]

Look at my roles

[merry hawk]

i'll just do deep breaths, sell tea saplings, give lewis a pepper

[cunning silo]

man this guy

[lavish basin]

I hit desperado

[fair stream]

Winter was chill for me until I added a bunch of crop mods that added a bunch of things to plant and harvest in the winter, haha

[gaunt lion]

You don’t really dedicate time to anything in the pantry bundle

All of it is passive stuff

[rare niche]

So now you're taking a 3 month discord break, right?

[cunning silo]

TRUE

[lavish basin]

Hell nah

[rare niche]

What do you want now?

[lavish basin]

Took 3 months to get here, in another 3 I'll be level 2000

[cobalt hare]

i have to or else ill forget all about it

[rare niche]

There's no role for that

No one will know

[lavish basin]

All time leaderboard top 10 here I come

[rare niche]

[gaunt lion]

You have to dedicate time to planting a crop? Or going to your animals which you’ll prolly do anyways?

[rare niche]

this is tragic

[fair stream]

damn you're gonna catch up with Butter if you do that

[cobalt hare]

i forget to plant them on time and water them every day

mining distracts me a lot

[gaunt lion]

I’m saying how do you “dedicate time” to something like that

It’s just remembering to do stuff
Not dedicating time

[polar pecan]

You can use a sprinkler

[fair stream]

Idk, some people like to plan out their days for more structure!

I do that too, sometimes

[cobalt hare]

fr

[lavish basin]

What level is butter?

[fair stream]

The distraction is real sometimes

[cobalt hare]

ill js keep telling myself ill have time later

[fair stream]

2k something last I saw lol

[cobalt hare]

but then i end up doing smth else

[fair stream]

what I do is allocate time for planting in the morning

[lavish basin]

I'll get there

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[merry hawk]

might use my battery pack for an iridium sprinkler to cover some extra area

[rare niche]

2077

[fair stream]

6am-9am or so is crop tending time, and then everything else is free game post-9

[lavish basin]

Piece of cake

[gaunt lion]

Why not just have a to-do list

[cobalt hare]

i absolutely refuse to use anything but iridium sprinklers
so spoiled fr

[rare niche]

this is NOT a piece of cake

[fair stream]

ehhh this is a system that works for me, so I don't bother with lists much

[fickle cosmos]

I usually choose one activity im gonna do that day and just only do that like reorganising my farm, the mines, fishing etc

[fair stream]

I also play heavily modded so going with the vibe is much less stressful than trying to plan everything out with lists etc

[cobalt hare]

then u forget to look at the to do list

[polar pecan]

This winter I complete my farm chores every morning and I do mining for the rest of the day till 1:00 to 1:30am. Then I'll use a Farm Warp Totem that would teleport me back to my farm.

[cobalt hare]

solid plan

[lavish basin]

That's so real tho

[past gate]

aint no way you forget to look at the list

[rare niche]

Just add "look at the to-do list" to the to-do list

[merry hawk]

grrrrreat, a best luck day on a holiday

[past gate]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-21416115

[fair stream]

I look at it and go "weh this is stressful" and then go with the vibe

[merry hawk]

goddamnit this game hates me

[rare niche]

Narrator

[cobalt hare]

thats y i dedicate time for things
i can memorize a schedule but not a list

[past gate]

I've never made a to-do list tbf

[rare niche]

@lavish basin Let me get cropmaster and then you can continue getting xp

[past gate]

I made a checklist for CC stuff

[lavish basin]

[rare niche]

Eh?

Surely won't take that long

[merry hawk]

my dino laid an egg

shall i make a mayo

[cobalt hare]

to do lists just make it feel too serious
it sucks the fun out

[polar pecan]

I would also make a list what items and buildings to buy first. And Id start saving up gold for that... thats why gold is ❤️

[rare niche]

yes

[past gate]

david can get to #1 on the leaderboard within 2 years

[merry hawk]

i am making a mayo

[cobalt hare]

checklists are so useful though

[rare niche]

A lot can happen in 2 years

[past gate]

yeah he'll graduate and finally grow up

no more discord time 😭