stardew-valley

[versed galleon]

I need sprinklerers

[deep pollen]

I drinka da liquid

[halcyon breach]

I CANT FUCKING FIND EM AFTER A WEEEEK

[scenic forge]

MAN I WISH I HAD A GREENHOUSE

[rigid zinc]

fr i cannot live without sprinklers

[scenic forge]

AAAAAAAAAGHGHH

[rigid zinc]

i cannot handle watering my crops everyday

[deep pollen]

Be nice.

[halcyon breach]

I WANT AND NEED TO COMPLETE MY DAMN BUNDLE

[scenic forge]

NO.

[gaunt lion]

They’ll spawn wherever you find daffodils or sweet peas or such

[rigid zinc]

i will legit die without my sprinklers

[halcyon breach]

😭

[versed galleon]

do I do forest then??

[gaunt lion]

What do you want in a farm

[scenic forge]

5M with no greenhouse? Unexpected

[halcyon breach]

How do u get large chick's eggs anyway

[rigid zinc]

same

i still havent done that one bundle

[gaunt lion]

More Animal Happiness = Better Products

[scenic forge]

IGHT DM GIMME UR PROOF

[rigid zinc]

im missing like 5 quality melons to complete the community center

[deep pollen]

Pet you chickens and feed them every day

[halcyon breach]

Aight and when can u upgrade ur pond

[versed galleon]

idk man Im doing remixed bundles for the first time

[gaunt lion]

Ponds don’t upgrade

[rigid zinc]

i spent like 2mil on return scepter like 10 mins ago but i should be back upto 5mil by tomorrow

ill send it when im back up

[halcyon breach]

Damn

[rigid zinc]

i make money fast

[halcyon breach]

So it's always max 3

[rigid zinc]

just threaten lewis with his secrets to get all of the town funds

[gaunt lion]

The fish ask for stuff over time and when you give it to them the pond gets bigger

[halcyon breach]

He be hitting up good ol marnie

[halcyon breach]

Aight, what to do with those eggs they give

[rigid zinc]

yup

especially that one letter in his room

[gaunt lion]

Preserve and/or Sell

[rigid zinc]

u know damn well "M" is marnie

[halcyon breach]

Alright

[halcyon breach]

😩 yas

[scenic forge]

No, where's your greenhouse

Dm I show u I don't have mine

[scenic forge]

TF u doing here silly

[halcyon breach]

Ur mom

[scenic forge]

You can't be wanna know why?

[halcyon breach]

She dead.

[scenic forge]

she's reading the texts over my shoulder rn ☠️

[halcyon breach]

Oh hi mama~

[scenic forge]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[deep pollen]

tell her I said hi 😈

[cobalt hare]

I found an iridium carp

[scenic forge]

She said hi to y'all dw

[halcyon breach]

Tell her ill be seeing her real good tonight

[deep pollen]

Tell her the end is near.

[cobalt hare]

I found iridium carp on day 3 of spring 1 lol

[scenic forge]

GUYS SHES LITERALLY READING ALL THESE CHILL

[cobalt hare]

What should i do with it

[remote jasper]

slime floor

[rigid zinc]

Oh bet

[halcyon breach]

Tell her you'll be getting a sibling real soon...

[rigid zinc]

Ill dm u in bout 20 mins gonna take a quick shower rq

[cobalt hare]

Part of me want to sell it but part of me wants to keep it as a trophy

[halcyon breach]

Sell it

You'll get more iri fish qual soon

[cobalt hare]

[scenic forge]

Y'all wanna see a year 4 greenhouse?

[halcyon breach]

Why yes

[remote jasper]

what do I do with the slime floor in mines

[scenic forge]

Tadaaaaa

[cobalt hare]

But its my first one

[scenic forge]

😂

[halcyon breach]

SHEEEEESH

[halcyon breach]

Don't bond with useless stuff. Sell it

You need the money

[remote jasper]

sell

[scenic forge]

So after I robbed Harvey as you can see here, I decided I don't need a greenhouse

[gaunt lion]

Kill

[deep pollen]

No drip.

[halcyon breach]

I'm gonna marry Harvey and carry his fucking children even if I cant

[scenic forge]

I better now catch you IRL I will zip your foot

[halcyon breach]

George is my sidehoe

[scenic forge]

😂

Thall is a good person dw all jokes

[deep pollen]

Abomination of fashion.

[scenic forge]

I DIDNT BOTHER BUYING FASHION STOP YELLING AT ME

[halcyon breach]

This was my first iri qual fish, I sold it like any sane person would

[scenic forge]

ALL I KNOW IS HAT

[deep pollen]

I am not yelling, simply improve your wardrobe.

[scenic forge]

Folded like a fish

[halcyon breach]

Fisher me timbers

I want to know what harvey would look like preggo

[lavish basin]

Omg its emoji 853265724431925249

[remote jasper]

just got billed 1k by Joja

yaaay

[halcyon breach]

Omg it's emoji 702504896749895771

[halcyon breach]

Fuck joja

[scenic forge]

I have the most creative farm name

The Farm Farm

[halcyon breach]

My farm name is Fruity Farm

[scenic forge]

🌈 W

[halcyon breach]

😳🫃

[scenic forge]

WAT

[halcyon breach]

❤️❤️

[scenic forge]

THAT AINT MINE

[halcyon breach]

❤️

🫃❤️🥵

[scenic forge]

🏃‍♂️ 💨

[halcyon breach]

👶

I'm the baby

[twilit fog]

Determined to make it beyond year 2 in this fresh save. Who should I romance?

[halcyon breach]

They're my daddies

[halcyon breach]

Harvey

[foggy totem]

whats this

[gaunt lion]

An artifact

[cobalt hare]

Iridium herring!!!

[lavish basin]

Only use is donating to the museum

[foggy totem]

why ???

[cobalt hare]

Bro i am fishing crazy stuff

[lavish basin]

Because its not used for anything else

[cobalt hare]

Iridium herring day 4 of spring

[lavish basin]

Its just something for the museum

[scenic forge]

It says it

[open wagon]

Children’s bundle?
Or is it only the other one

[foggy totem]

how do i obtain omni geode

[remote jasper]

mine

[deep pollen]

What.

[neon bobcat]

||You can tailor with it, too.||

[neon bobcat]

Ancient doll is the on used for the bundle.

[lavish basin]

Thats ancient doll I think

[lavish basin]

Well yeah but basically everything can be used in tailoring

[halcyon breach]

WHAT~~~~~

[neon bobcat]

That's true for a lot of things, but since this is new-farmers, people may not know that.

[open wagon]

oh, Mkay

[scenic forge]

I think my brother needs help

[neon bobcat]

Speaking of which, I need to find what clothes I want to make for my farmer.

[scenic forge]

Hi

[rare aspen]

museum

isnt it wumbus' dad

[halcyon breach]

So like what season should I plant ancient seeds

[scenic forge]

First day of a season

[halcyon breach]

Aight

[scenic forge]

Or save them better option

[kind locust]

I'm entering the || cavern ||

[gaunt lion]

They grow in all seasons except winter
They take a season to grow so late summer/fall 1 at the latest

You want to save the fruit to make more seeds later and put them in greenhouse

[scenic forge]

Greenhouse I recommend unlocking

[kind locust]

I don't think it's gonna go so well tho

[neon bobcat]

You max them out by planting them in the spring and they'll grow for all three seasons. But obviously ||greenhouse gets the most bang for your buck.||

[rare aspen]

bring food

and plenty of will power

[kind locust]

I did

I got some of the desert food too

[scenic forge]

☕ I don't think greenhouse is a spoiler

[halcyon breach]

Ok great so if I plant first of spring I can maximise profit

[rare aspen]

same

[kind locust]

I have the super meal with me

[scenic forge]

I mean it does say what the CS unlocks

[neon bobcat]

The name isn't a spoiler, but discussing its qualities is.

[scenic forge]

AH

[kind locust]

I brought jade for staircases

I hope this goes well

.

She doesn't have staircases

The One time im actually ready bru 😭

[neon bobcat]

Unfortunately, the ||desert trader only sells staircases on Sundays.||

[kind locust]

bro 😭

[neon bobcat]

Yeah, those rotating stocks will get you. :/

[scenic forge]

No chewing

[foggy totem]

how do i get silver wine

for joja one

[neon bobcat]

You have to age wine in a cask.

[foggy totem]

how do i craft cask

[scenic forge]

Spoilers 😭

[foggy totem]

and how do i get ur role

[lavish basin]

You need the 3rd house upgrade

[foggy totem]

ur in yr 3

[neon bobcat]

Once you do the house upgrades, you'll get a basement and be able to craft a cask.

[foggy totem]

*4

[scenic forge]

Don't touch my role

[gaunt lion]

3rd House Upgrade

[foggy totem]

bruh i dont want to waste 100k

bruuuuh

[lavish basin]

You dont need to

[scenic forge]

Just get 5m and you won't waste 100k

[gaunt lion]

You need house upgrade 1 to marry
House upgrade 2 to children
And 3 to cask

[foggy totem]

bro im broke i just have like 98

[gaunt lion]

Then casks are not your priority

[foggy totem]

and if i spent it on houe upgrade i will have 0

[foggy totem]

?

[rare aspen]

i mean you asked us how to get silver wine

its the only way to do it sadly

[gaunt lion]

If you don’t have money, Casks are not high on your priority list

[timber hare]

Hello

[scenic forge]

AA- 🪦

[timber hare]

?

[trail quail]

just do SC run for daily earnings

[scenic forge]

Helloooo 👋

[kind locust]

Should I buy that treasure thing she sells

[trail quail]

u can get like 50-80k a day

[kind locust]

The gold thing a jig

That requires 3 omni geodes to buy

[rare aspen]

how tf

[timber hare]

Journey of the priary king is killing me

[scenic forge]

Just smelt gold bars and get 30k not x amount ☠️ doesn't even logic

[trail quail]

?

[remote jasper]

Why does Robins house have a garage and lewis have a truck

[timber hare]

They share

/j

[gaunt lion]

That’s essentially geode with better stuff in it

[rare aspen]

80k a day from|| skull cavern ||runs?

[dawn vortex]

Can anyone help me please

[trail quail]

yep.

[velvet forum]

There's something else in the garage.

[gaunt lion]

If you said what with then maybe

[trail quail]

anything possible if ur good at it.

[kind locust]

Should I buy the artifact trove or the warp totem

[rare aspen]

isnt it the lab

[halcyon breach]

Artifact trove

[kind locust]

Ight

[velvet forum]

It's a ❤️ scene with Seb

[dawn vortex]

do you know temu. it's an app like shein etc but you can win free stuf

[rare aspen]

oooh yeah he has a bike

[dawn vortex]

and i have to promote them to get my free stuff

and i only have 2 houres left

[remote jasper]

im screwed

[halcyon breach]

#town-square for off topic stuff

[trail quail]

@rare aspen shouldve see what i can get in a week

[halcyon breach]

DAYUM

[dawn vortex]

okay thanks

[halcyon breach]

Np

[scenic forge]

Spoiler it

Or I will 🔨

[halcyon breach]

Bro how much pris shard did u sell

[trail quail]

lost count, i still had like 60 for gifts purposes

[halcyon breach]

Dayum

[scenic forge]

My dogs trying to eat my arm

[halcyon breach]

Eat the dog

[blazing canopy]

delicous

[scenic forge]

☠️ naw

[halcyon breach]

People do that

[scenic forge]

I taste like people

[rare aspen]

magine being so rich you sell prismatic shards

[scenic forge]

WHAT

[halcyon breach]

Yep

[scenic forge]

Prismatic shards... 🤔

[halcyon breach]

Cat dog giunae pig

Or however u spell guinea

[trail quail]

Im selling prism and iridium bars

[halcyon breach]

Nawwww

[scenic forge]

I don't have a farm dog or cat ☕

My sanity is too low now

[trail quail]

Still needs to smelt 7 stacks of iridium ores

Painnnnnnn

[halcyon breach]

How's your coal doing

[trail quail]

BUYING IT

[timber hare]

||Hey so I'm planning on doing the joja ending. Which service is the most worthy of buying first? I am torn on the bus repair and the greenhouse||

[foggy totem]

bro u can get ur stats on the club

[halcyon breach]

Pain (which I am violently experiencing aswell)

[foggy totem]

that is so cool

[trail quail]

if ur looking for earnings i suggest either greenhouse or bus station

[kind locust]

Guys I clicked on clients garbage and uh

I got the garbage hat

[trail quail]

Depends on what job r u into

i just straight fixing bus station

[foggy totem]

here is mine

[trail quail]

Since my earnings comes from sc eun

[rare aspen]

what day does the joja signature be available

[kind locust]

I got a garbage hat

Is that rare

[lavish basin]

1/500 chance

[kind locust]

O

[deep pollen]

🧌

[trail quail]

Its rare, but i had 3

[kind locust]

I got it on accident

[lavish basin]

[foggy totem]

bruh

[trail quail]

i love how people so surprise that i can achieve such a floor run on mobile

I thought it's normal

[kind locust]

Should I donate my || prismatic shard ||

[west hearth]

is it your first one

[kind locust]

2nd

[neon bobcat]

If it's your first one, I'd keep it for the ||galaxy sword.||

[west hearth]

you can donate it then but keep any others

[gaunt lion]

Get ||Galaxy Sword|| first, and then donate it

[kind locust]

I already have the || galaxy sword ||

[trail quail]

or u can do glitch for donating 🙂

[kind locust]

I got it on y1

[west hearth]

very nice

[kind locust]

I got my second one from a bug

[trail quail]

[74] indeed

[marsh sorrel]

I have a question, is there a way to get my pickaxe back? Im in multiplayer and someone who doesnt play anymore has it ;-;

[trail quail]

bruh what

[fast tundra]

Has it?

[west hearth]

wait… what?

[marsh sorrel]

They have my pickaxe

[storm gazelle]

summon one in

[foggy totem]

wow

[fast tundra]

I didn't know you could take other's tools in Co-Op..

[storm gazelle]

join a second person

[fast tundra]

Take ores

Mega bombs aren't worth as much as the ores

[trail quail]

me either

[foggy totem]

i have to restart the day

[kind locust]

Fast ways to get fiber?

[trail quail]

cheats

[kind locust]

Legitimate

[lavish basin]

Farming floor 81 of the mines

[kind locust]

Ight

I need it for || tea saplings ||

Made 7K from them

[trail quail]

Nice

Good early earnings

[kind locust]

My total earnings r 100K

[trail quail]

What season

[kind locust]

Spring

Y2

[trail quail]

Great

[fast tundra]

Fiber seeds

[trail quail]

Oh no

[fast tundra]

They can be gotten from Linus's special quest

[kind locust]

VVhat

[trail quail]

Whatt

[fast tundra]

Does no one knows what fiber seeds are

[uneven swan]

No

[kind locust]

No

[trail quail]

Oh

[kind locust]

Oh

[fast tundra]

Wow.

[trail quail]

My bad

[fast tundra]

Well they exist

[kind locust]

My dog ate my fiber

[uneven swan]

That's like saying my dog ate my homework ngl

[trail quail]

My cat ate my fiber

[cobalt hare]

I got a diamond on day 5

[kind locust]

Real

[fast tundra]

Just catch trash from the fishing area outside the sauna

Very easy way to do the quest

[trail quail]

Don't donate it

Just sell it

[cobalt hare]

How much is it

[fast tundra]

Donate it diamonds are very easy to get

[kind locust]

Going back to the || caverns || !!

[uneven swan]

I want to find fellow switch players but I don't feel like putting up a post in #1139016532966506576 tbh

[trail quail]

750

[fast tundra]

750

[fast tundra]

Goodluck, comrade.

[kind locust]

I brought mega bombs

[quasi tapir]

how to use bait

[kind locust]

I might die

[cobalt hare]

mmm im kinda broke rn so ill sell

[trail quail]

Click use

Or drag itu to rod

[fast tundra]

Right click on the rod while you have it on your mouse

If you have fiberglass rod or above tho

Bamboo can't use bait

[drowsy vortex]

[fast tundra]

Okay

[kind locust]

I died once to a gang of serpents

[trail quail]

[kind locust]

I got a little angry

[fast tundra]

Most normal ||Skeleton Caverns expedition||

[kind locust]

Ight I'm going in, I hope I find iridium

[trail quail]

Go deeper

Use staircases

[fast tundra]

Wha

[trail quail]

Can

[last wigeon]

Thats... Post cc

[fast tundra]

You can even if you have lowest pickaxe

But highest pickaxe will make it easier

To mine crap

[last wigeon]

Or am I trippin after 4 cups of coffee

[trail quail]

oh ur not trippin @last wigeon

[fast tundra]

It is post CC

[west hearth]

🤨

[last wigeon]

You cant talk about it here

[fast tundra]

I hate when messages delay because of internet

[trail quail]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT THIS IS NEW FARMER CHANNEL

BRAH

[west hearth]

uh oh

[last wigeon]

IT IS THAT'S WHY I WAS CONCERNED

[fast tundra]

Srsly

[trail quail]

Ape really concerned

[fast tundra]

WHY ARE ALL MY MESSAGES DELAYED

[last wigeon]

Can you pls delete this since it breaks the rules of this channel

[trail quail]

no idea

[fast tundra]

OMG

[last wigeon]

Ping

[kind locust]

Done

[last wigeon]

Thanks

[kind locust]

Also I found out how to kill || mummies ||

[last wigeon]

You get pats as a reward for your co operation

[kind locust]

Should I go down this || shaft|| ?

[kind locust]

yay

[trail quail]

if u do u will enter the nether

[kind locust]

uhhh

I'll take my chances I'm going in

[last wigeon]

It takes you down more than one floors with the price of damage

[kind locust]

I FELL 8 LEVELS.

[trail quail]

just watch ur health bar

nice, u just broken those legs

[last wigeon]

Lmao

You can fall up to 15 levels

[trail quail]

But no 14

[fast tundra]

That's really lucky

[last wigeon]

With the exclusion of 14

[trail quail]

Rip

[fast tundra]

You are number one!

[kind locust]

|| Serpents || do way too much damage bro-

[last wigeon]

Meh you get used to them

[trail quail]

my mom physical attack does more

[fast tundra]

Hit them before they have the chance to hit you

[kind locust]

That's what I am doing

[last wigeon]

Tip: they have a bit bigger hitbox than their sprite

[kind locust]

I can seem

[last wigeon]

Its like 2-3 pixels bigger

[remote jasper]

upgrade axe or pick first?

[kind locust]

I do NOT like that

[trail quail]

Pick

Oh wait, i did watering can first

[kind locust]

I killed the one that attacked me

[trail quail]

but yea pick more

[kind locust]

He dropped spicy eel

[gaunt lion]

Pick

[west hearth]

i can’t wait to do more sc runs

[trail quail]

Bet

[last wigeon]

I never upgrade stuff till I finish mines

[west hearth]

i’m stocking up on my gear and stuff

[last wigeon]

And finishing mines takes me like 7 in-game days

[kind locust]

YO A SLIME DROPPED ME AN || IRIDIUM BAR ||

[trail quail]

on the other side i didnt craft any sprinkler or quality sprinkler until i reached LV.8 farming

Watering can until gold

[kind locust]

AND ORE

[trail quail]

niceee

[last wigeon]

You would hate me if you saw my farm

[trail quail]

Eat those spicy eels

[last wigeon]

I have exactly 260 basic sprinklers

[trail quail]

DANG, MEANWHILE MY FARM DOESNT HAD ANY CROPS ON IT

[kind locust]

Should I use these || crystal shoes || ? I have || space boots || rn

[trail quail]

Not average SC runner

[last wigeon]

Im on year 5 mind you

[trail quail]

i surrender.

[last wigeon]

I have access to everything plenty

I just like basic sprinklers

!sprinkler

[novel thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280006542235795466/990673089799008296/command_sprink_nospoiler.png

[trail quail]

No spaceeeeee

[last wigeon]

It auto corrected it

[trail quail]

dang

[last wigeon]

My phone hates me writing after Punctuations

[trail quail]

😂

[west hearth]

i need my starfruit to hurry on up 🙏🏼

[kind locust]

Uhm I found a slime that has an entire cake in it there's also a || dinosaur ||

[last wigeon]

Yeah

[kind locust]

Imma kill it

[last wigeon]

Thats normal sdv gameplay

[trail quail]

try to Juke it first

[last wigeon]

Yeah kill those pepper-rexes

[kind locust]

I killed it with a bomb

[last wigeon]

I love how I can tank them

[kind locust]

I killed the slime and it was a || pink cake ||

[trail quail]

bro killed it with bombs

[remote jasper]

time to start planning my farm

[kind locust]

I GOT THE EGGGG

[last wigeon]

You kill pepper rexs
I tank pepper rexs

We are not the same

[trail quail]

me who skipped them

[last wigeon]

I tank them for fun

[lavish basin]

Hi Poopy head

[trail quail]

Dang TR spawned in here

dejavu

[last wigeon]

Go away poopy head

[lavish basin]

[last wigeon]

Nah Im just kidding

[lavish basin]

[kind locust]

What floor does || iridium ore || start appearing?

[last wigeon]

Any floor

It just becomes more frequent

[kind locust]

Okay bc I'm on 17 and I don't see nun

[last wigeon]

It has a bigger chance to replace a stone or a node the lower you go

If you were to go to the lowest floor (which is impossible without cheats) you would see that every stone or node is replaced by iridium

[foggy totem]

yo

[atomic flare]

so, where does iridium show up?

[last wigeon]

You can get iridium (low amounts) from geodes and from ||Skull cavern|| (high amount)

[foggy totem]

bruh i sold all my coal by mistake

[atomic flare]

right

[last wigeon]

Rookie mistake

[kind locust]

That

Was

So

Good

I got to floor 26

I also can get || explosive ammo ||

[last wigeon]

Rookie numbers

[atomic flare]

abigail just told me she ||got up early and fed david jr|| -- but i have no idea who ||david jr|| is. anyone else know who that is?

[kind locust]

Ikk

Her guinea pig

Wait

ITS SUMMERR

|| Melon || time

[last wigeon]

You really should watch _0 Speedrun ||sc||

[last wigeon]

Why did you even spoiler it

[kind locust]

Idk

[last wigeon]

Also star fruit is more profitable

[kind locust]

i like melon

I got 8 omni geodes should I open half

[gaunt lion]

Ah yes, the most spoilery or spoilers

Melon

[atomic flare]

also, i can't get any of the bar animals to get pregnant 😦

[kind locust]

Yess

[narrow ingot]

damn, thats season 2 spoilers

[narrow ingot]

is it a big bar

[last wigeon]

||https://youtu.be/iOkQsfaEzHk?si=DhHDkwJ4TQatY_1J||

[rare aspen]

guys i planted a few ||parsnips|| will i make any ||gold||?

[deep pollen]

mewon

[atomic flare]

Yeah. you can't even hack it

[last wigeon]

Guys I ||opened the game|| will I ||breathe||

[narrow ingot]

so your bar is upgraded

[deep pollen]

guys I ||planted the starter parsnips and watered them||

[narrow ingot]

and the upgrade finished

and your bar is not full

[atomic flare]

yup

[narrow ingot]

ok then wait a few days

[last wigeon]

@kind locust

[narrow ingot]

eventually one of em will get pregnant

even if theres only 1 animal

it can get pregnant

[atomic flare]

it's been a couple seasons :/

[lavish basin]

Thats post cc, cant be talked about here smh

[narrow ingot]

presumably, the player sleepwalks to the barn

[narrow ingot]

how many animals in there

[deep pollen]

sowwy

[atomic flare]

9 in one (pigs/sheep) and 8 (cows/goats) in the other.

deluxe, so it should be able to host 12 no?

[last wigeon]

Fun fact you only need to upgrade one barn, you can place pigs and sheeps in normal barns after that

[narrow ingot]

you just getting unlucky

[atomic flare]

yah

[atomic flare]

yeah, but normal barns don't autofeed 😛

[rare aspen]

id say buy them

animal pregnancy atleast for me happens rarely

[deep pollen]

auto feed🔥

[kind locust]

How much does || iridium bar || sell for

[atomic flare]

oh yeah, i don't need more -- but i just wanna make all the events happen 😉

[rare aspen]

good luck then

[atomic flare]

heh. yeah. i figured as much, but thought i'd check to ensure i hadn't missed a step

[deep pollen]

1000g

[last wigeon]

1k

[deep pollen]

1500 with blacksmith

[kind locust]

Ok bc I have one

[foggy totem]

,

[gaunt lion]

They have way better uses than selling if it’s one of your first ones

[foggy totem]

1k

[deep pollen]

it's pretty useful besides selling 🤷

[foggy totem]

ayo wtf

[last wigeon]

Like gifting them to me

[kind locust]

I wanna get || iridium sprinkler ||

[last wigeon]

Blacksmith gives +%50 price increase

[kind locust]

I don't wanna water plants no mo

[foggy totem]

when do u get it

[deep pollen]

don't water plants no mo

[lethal mango]

So, what level of rarity stuff should I be selling and not selling

[foggy totem]

bro I just sold 84 iridium bars

so i just wasted 42k

nice

[last wigeon]

Lmaoo

[deep pollen]

silly billy

[foggy totem]

and 100 before

92k in total

[deep pollen]

you're bad at this whole economy thing

[foggy totem]

true

im stuck at level 9 for like forever

idek

[atomic flare]

ugh i wish there was somewhere else i could put casks... i've got an almost full chest waitin' on them

[foggy totem]

brooo i just got prismatic shard from fishing trasure

[remote jasper]

cool

[foggy totem]

didnt even know this was possible

[last wigeon]

Well it is rare

[gaunt lion]

Casks Anywhere Mod is amazing

[atomic flare]

Yeah. i prefer to pay on ios (ipad), so no moddin' for me there

[scenic forge]

☕ Xbox players

[deep pollen]

☕ Any players

[gaunt lion]

☕ Lovely Coffee

[remote jasper]

I prefer to play on my Samsung Smart Fridge

[woeful sun]

nah microwave better

[remote jasper]

how many blueberries should I buy?

[lavish basin]

Depends how many sprinklers you have

[west hearth]

[remote jasper]

none yet

[lavish basin]

If you have none, I wouldnt buy more than 100 cause you'll spend a lot of time and energy watering

[lavish basin]

Welcome back Betty

[remote jasper]

150 it is

[lavish basin]

I said I would not buy more than 100 lol

150 is a lot to water by hand

[remote jasper]

welp

[umbral loom]

That is a lot of water.

[narrow ingot]

pathetic

300 takes only 6 hours

[narrow ingot]

just sell the excess

[atomic flare]

eh. i don't need the money. so i kinda want the whole process i suppose

i mean, at least till i 999 all the items in the chest 😛

[west hearth]

thank uuuu

[lavish basin]

Glad you didnt see

[atomic flare]

also, i don't know how i feel about pigs who can't bring anything useful in winter

[deep pollen]

I saw.

[west hearth]

david, should i unlock greenhouse or should i get another farm building

[deep pollen]

GRENAHOUAE

[west hearth]

💀

[lavish basin]

Greenhedadjerecqw

[deep pollen]

GET HOSS GREEN

[west hearth]

LOL

OKAY OKAY

GREENHOUSE IT IS

[deep pollen]

RAAHHH

[lavish basin]

Grenwhich

[lavish basin]

What did you see

[deep pollen]

Everything.

[lavish basin]

What is everything

[deep pollen]

sandwich

[lavish basin]

[west hearth]

[lavish basin]

[deep pollen]

:D_ _

[lavish basin]

Samwchich

[deep pollen]

smac8whx

[lavish basin]

What you said

[deep pollen]

🗣️ 🔥

[lavish basin]

Speaking head fire

[deep pollen]

yessor

[rare aspen]

when does the joja membership become available

[lavish basin]

Right away iirc

[deep pollen]

when uh ever

[lavish basin]

Sor

[deep pollen]

you uh want

[lavish basin]

[deep pollen]

you uh just need uh 5k I think uh

[lavish basin]

5k to join Jonathan

[deep pollen]

joing

joing

[lavish basin]

Shut your boykisser mouth

[deep pollen]

laugh at David he said joing

shut up my mom's calling

[lavish basin]

Thats a pretty good song actually

[deep pollen]

wha

[crimson zephyr]

Kegs, like, objectively

[deep pollen]

preserve jars are fjnng

[deep pollen]

who's it by

[crimson zephyr]

They're fine but kegs are better

[lavish basin]

Hotel Ugly

[narrow ingot]

they ran out of articles to make

[crimson zephyr]

Buddy, that happened a long time ago

[deep pollen]

it's crazy how that's what I've been listening to

[crimson zephyr]

Now they'll take a relatively successful Reddit post and turn it into an article

[lavish basin]

Baabbyy come hoooooome

[deep pollen]

I've only recentllyyy begun to faallll

I think my apotify integration is nor working again

I fix :)_ _

[kind locust]

YESSIRRR

[open wagon]

why am I still here qwq

[kind locust]

I just mined my first || iridium node || and got a || prismatic shard ||

[dim tulip]

Just to suffer?

[deep pollen]

cwazy

[dim tulip]

Every night, I feel my leg

[deep pollen]

every night, I

[open wagon]

idk I’ve spent too much time on discord today probably

[deep pollen]

yes you have

show screen time rn

[deep pollen]

oh it's whenever you get the community center cutscene I thinkq

should be like spring 7 I tjink

[deep pollen]

that's the average

[fickle orbit]

its spring 5th unless it rains that day

[deep pollen]

how much today

[fickle orbit]

then its delayed until it doesnt rain anymore

[deep pollen]

wait I'm dumbbells

[open wagon]

Still the same

[deep pollen]

ignorg me

[open wagon]

It started today

because it’s Sunday

So that’s how much time I’ve spent today

[deep pollen]

ssshhh

I relapsed that

[lavish basin]

Hate the way I love you but you so sweet

[open wagon]

anyway uh

I’m gay

[lavish basin]

Hi gay Im david

[open wagon]

Nice to meet you

[deep pollen]

bad to meet you

[open wagon]

Awww

.w.

[west hearth]

ok guys which ladder. top or bottom one

[deep pollen]

buttom

[lavish basin]

Bottom

Omg same brain cell

[deep pollen]

I have more cbrain scells

[lavish basin]

Sure you do...

[deep pollen]

shutnup

[rare aspen]

break the rock in the middle

[lavish basin]

That was the bbg brain cell at play

[deep pollen]

bbg brain cell is gonna harm you

[open wagon]

I have 3 brain cells

[lavish basin]

Excuse me

[rare aspen]

it'll spawn a rare iridium ladder that takes you to level 13 gazillion

[deep pollen]

you are excused

[lavish basin]

Thanks bbg

[neon bobcat]

I love the Halloween costumes in seasonal outfits. Too cute!

[kind locust]

Imma donate my || prismatic shard ||

[deep pollen]

don't

do not do not do not

[kind locust]

It's my 3rd one

[rare aspen]

that aint a spoiler lol

[deep pollen]

oh

[proud pivot]

Give it to Haley

[rare aspen]

eat the prismatic shard

[west hearth]

LETS GOOOO

[deep pollen]

Don't give it to Haley.

[rare aspen]

GIVE IT TO PENNY

[deep pollen]

GRAAAHH

[deep pollen]

WORST USE FOR IT ONG

[lavish basin]

Ay free rabbit's foot

[vital spear]

eat it

[deep pollen]

that's a better use than giving it to Haley

[rare aspen]

a lot better

[west hearth]

oop i died

oh well

i got to 49 this time

[rare aspen]

imagine if you lost the rabbit's foot

[west hearth]

sobbing

i’ll get the iridium back

[crimson zephyr]

Next time

Don't die

[west hearth]

so true i didn’t think of that

[lavish basin]

Thats top tier advice

[deep pollen]

smh my head bef

why are you out here dying

[west hearth]

it’s usually cause i forgot to pay attention to my health bar 💀

[deep pollen]

dumb dumb

[lavish basin]

I do that all the time too dw about it

[deep pollen]

worry about it

[west hearth]

cue me being trapped in this mess without an axe

[deep pollen]

bombs

[west hearth]

absolutely not

[deep pollen]

then pass out ig

stawdew vawwy

[lavish basin]

Theres a slight big spoiler there but ok

[compact frost]

Wait

Where

[lavish basin]

Big and Deluxe barn

Post CC content

[compact frost]

Oops crap sorry

[lavish basin]

This has the same spoiler as the last one

[gaunt lion]

Just realised

[deep pollen]

begone!!!!!!

[rare aspen]

almost went unnoticed by me

SPOILER MARK

[compact frost]

Hold up

[crimson zephyr]

I don't think these are spoilers

[lavish basin]

Those werent the spoilers

[crimson zephyr]

I didn't see any spoilers there at all tbh

[lament anvil]

Bro

[lavish basin]

Its one of the things about them

[remote jasper]

meteor landed

[lament anvil]

How tf they can play the game on mobile

[crimson zephyr]

I am curious now

[lavish basin]

#stardew-spoilers

[gaunt lion]

A certain bird

[lament anvil]

The control on mobile is hard af

[cunning silo]

an animal displayed was psot cc

aw hell nah

[gaunt lion]

Post CC stuff isn’t allowed here at all
Including With tags

[compact frost]

It is actually, as long as it’s spoilered

[west hearth]

you get used to it

[remote jasper]

you can upgrade the bin?

[cunning silo]

Reading comprehension

[crimson zephyr]

Wrong

[rare aspen]

does pierre ONLY sell strawberry seeds during the egg hunt event?

[proud pivot]

Read the pin, carefully this time.

either way... NONE of those buildings are post CC anyways

[lament anvil]

I wont even wish that to my worse enemy

[cunning silo]

no just place

[gaunt lion]

Look at the animals next to the barns

[crimson zephyr]

Yes

[cunning silo]

animal under deluxe barn displayed

[proud pivot]

Why does it look so tiny lol

[lament anvil]

I wonder when the new update comes

[west hearth]

you can’t talk about post cc at all in this channel even with tags

[compact frost]

But ||skull caverns|| and ||Joja Mart vs cc|| is talked about here all the time

Sorry just confused

[gaunt lion]

Those aren’t post CC

[west hearth]

those aren’t post cc

[proud pivot]

None of which require completion of the CC to access.

[lavish basin]

Thats not post cc

[compact frost]

Ohhh

[cunning silo]

True!!!!

[scenic forge]

Cry myself to sleep cuz no modded Skyrim

[compact frost]

Okay I understand now, thank you

[crimson zephyr]

They're cc rewards but not post cc, as in you don't have to complete the cc fully to access them

[compact frost]

Ohhh

[scenic forge]

Bonk 🔨

[compact frost]

Okay I got it, I deleted my previous message then

[proud pivot]

Anyways, just put something over the animal, and the image is fine. None of the buildings are spoilers.

[compact frost]

Okay thank you guys sorry for all that

[lavish basin]

Youre ok

It was pretty hard to spot tbf

[faint night]

did the thing where you only sell on the last day of the season and got 390694g :D

[compact frost]

Dayum

[scenic forge]

No

[undone pawn]

I bought the deluxe barn

I am so close to finishing cc

[carmine bough]

I'm starting the 3rd year and I can't see bushes to get wheat. Can someone tell me what I have to do?

[west hearth]

[proud pivot]

Do you mean Grass to get Hay?

[carmine bough]

Yeah

[proud pivot]

Only a little bit of grass will naturally grow at the start of the year, iddeally you let it spread naturally over awhile then scythe it.

You can buy grass starter from Pierre to plant, or make it yourself (the recipe is also sold by him)

Depending on how much free space you have to grow grass though, you might just be better off buying Hay directly from Marnie at this point.

[deep pollen]

I hate giv8ng puree my hard earned money

[carmine bough]

Yes I did but it's been like 9 days and they haven't expanded

[proud pivot]

Are your animals eating it?
Are you just epecting it to expand more than it has? It only grows 1 tile a day per spot.
Is it winter?

Is it planted on hoeable spots? it won't spread if it's not on farmable dirt.

[carmine bough]

No, my animals don't eat it, and I keep it next to the greenhouse.

[cedar quiver]

Is it necessary to water winter seeds?

[carmine bough]

Damn, I only need animal products to get the greenhouse

[proud pivot]

A picture of where you've planted it might be helpful.

[proud pivot]

Yes

[torn palm]

hello everyone!

[cedar quiver]

Tks

[carmine bough]

This grupo don't allow me to send a pic

[proud pivot]

You should be able to in #images-and-memes regardless of server lvl

[native dagger]

Guys ite shane birthday

But he wants to be alone

[lavish basin]

Hey, welcome

[brave blade]

Hi everyone

[carmine bough]

@proud pivot check it out plz

[torn palm]

Im new and wanna find people to play with but dont exactly know how to go about it 🥲

[lavish basin]

#1139016532966506576 you should try there

[lavish basin]

Welcome

[neon bobcat]

Man, I love switching over to a new season. Winter music is so soothing, and it's so much easier to see the little wiggly worms in the ground.

[west hearth]

hello and welcomen

[west hearth]

i loooove winter!

one of my favs aside from summer

summer is my profit month, winter is my grind month

[deep pollen]

that one pfp art style 🫵

summer is pure efficiency overdrive month

[neon bobcat]

Fall is probably my least favorite season, just for the brown coloring. I love winter, but by the time 20 Winter is here, I'll be ready for spring!

[deep pollen]

I spend everything I have on bluebs and melons

[brave blade]

Same. I am also looking for friends to play with.

Wanna start a coop

[west hearth]

i feel that. i like the cranberries and pumpkins in fall, but the color scheme can be a bit bleh sometimes

[west hearth]

no starfruit? 😭

[deep pollen]

how do you unlock Qual sprinklers I forgott

[neon bobcat]

Yeah, crans and pumpkins are nice!

[deep pollen]

it's year one smh

[lavish basin]

Farming lbl 6

[cunning silo]

farming 6

[deep pollen]

oh I'm there lesgo

grinding mines after my last strawb harvest

[west hearth]

i like to make pumpkin juice and cranberry jam 🙏🏼

[deep pollen]

gonna get a sprinkler setup for summer 💪

[west hearth]

i need more coal

[deep pollen]

I can't feel or move my leg I be back

[torn palm]

depends on platform and what you expect outta me bc im new 🥲

[west hearth]

i feel like i’m forever struggling to have enough coal lol

[neon bobcat]

I only have three lonely preserves jars in this playthrough so far. My jam empire is just beginning.

[deep pollen]

buy it from ||Clint 🤢||

[west hearth]

no

i need that moolah for my greenhouse 😠

[brave blade]

Get a charcoal kiln. It converts wood into coal and if you clear the land around your farm, you should get a lot of wood

[west hearth]

LETS GO BOIS I JUST GOT PROSPECTOR

WOOOOOOOOOO

[west hearth]

i have a lot 😭

[undone pawn]

I got deluxe barn

[west hearth]

i need more coal still even with the kiln

[undone pawn]

All that remains is 1 apple (and a truffle that i will obtain soon)

[west hearth]

yayayay

[blazing canopy]

congrats

[carmine bough]

Question the game is cross-played?

[deep pollen]

crossplatofrm no

[carmine bough]

F

[west hearth]

should i sell the rabbits foot or keep

[lavish basin]

Keep

[deep pollen]

keep for stuff

[blazing canopy]

gift them to people except penny

[undone pawn]

A PIG IS 16K??

I hope marnie fucking dies

[carmine bough]

Lol

[deep pollen]

have you done that one secret note?

[lavish basin]

Ayo chill wtf

[brave blade]

PC and since I am new to coop I don't have much expectations from you. I have some experience, so I guess I can help you

[brave blade]

Which one?

[undone pawn]

I will look in the entire internet for a mod that allows me to burn marnie's ranch down

[west hearth]

chill bro

[remote jasper]

shoot

[west hearth]

stop getting so violent towards her lol

[deep pollen]

the one where you go to that truck by Jonathan Martin and get a funny ring

[remote jasper]

i messed up

[deep pollen]

Jonathan Martin 😭

[lavish basin]

Pigs will make back that ammount in like 3 days, calm down

[remote jasper]

how do I water my plants without my watering can

[undone pawn]

THE DAY MY DELUXE BARN FINISHED SHE WAS CLOSED

[dreamy hearth]

i was hustling to get a barn but now that i saw this shit is coming off my to do list LMAO

[undone pawn]

I NEED HER DEAD

[lavish basin]

[lavish basin]

Sprinklers

[west hearth]

[torn palm]

I love 4 corners as an idea, ngl but whatever farm is cool for you. I love fishing lol

[remote jasper]

i dont have any

[blazing canopy]

just marry her nephew 👀

[undone pawn]

How many pigs should i buy

[brave blade]

Why do you hate Marnie? She's so sweet

[deep pollen]

stop nitro emojing me 😡

[lavish basin]

Take it down a notch pal

[lavish basin]

Sorry bbg

[undone pawn]

How many pigs do i buy

[brave blade]

Me too.

[lavish basin]

As many as you can imo

[brave blade]

four corner seems fun

[west hearth]

all of the pigs

[torn palm]

I play thru pc gamepass so im wondering how it would work ngl

[brave blade]

I play through pc steam

[west hearth]

i might try doing another save soon on my fiancés laptop, maybe

i’d still play my mobile one ofc

but it would be cool to play on pc for once

(i used to awhile back through the xbox app tho)

[atomic flare]

i kinda really want staff on my farm :/

[lavish basin]

[deep pollen]

can you not have multiple saves on mobile?

[lavish basin]

I support it

[undone pawn]

I bought 3 pigs

[dim tulip]

You can

But why settle for less?

[deep pollen]

oh I didn't read the bottom balf

[lavish basin]

Silly

[brave blade]

How is playing stardew on mobile like? Is fishing hard?

[west hearth]

for me not that bad

some hate it though

[west hearth]

i can

i’d just like to have a pc save for once 😭

[deep pollen]

🧌

[torn palm]

Just searched and it says it wont work 🥲

[dim tulip]

Only reason mobile is somewhat cool

[dim tulip]

Do you like pain?

If so, mobile is for you

[uncut island]

Hell of a question

[deep pollen]

I like pineapples

[atomic flare]

eh. mobile is pretty decent imho

[deep pollen]

hello obli 👋

[uncut island]

Hello

[brave blade]

shoot.

[dim tulip]

Slingshot is bugged, no multiplayer, combat is more awkward, etc

[deep pollen]

have good afternoon :)_ _

[lavish basin]

Obli look at what Arph did to me.

[torn palm]

Mega cringe 😭

[uncut island]

Oh it finally happened I see

[lavish basin]

Im just dead now

[uncut island]

Yup

[deep pollen]

waiting patiently for David to get executed

[brave blade]

does multiplayer allow pvp?

[uncut island]

Seems he already was executed

[uncut island]

No

[dim tulip]

No

[deep pollen]

permanently executed :3

[lavish basin]

On the bright side tho, almost cropmaster

[gaunt lion]

Imagine Stardew battle royale

[uncut island]

Almost access to woods

[lavish basin]

What woods

[deep pollen]

what are woods

[uncut island]

Secret woods

[lavish basin]

Oh right theres a secret text channel that unlocks with cropmaster

[uncut island]

“Secret”

[cunning silo]

whaaaat!

[deep pollen]

not very secret obviosly

[lavish basin]

I'll be there soon

[west hearth]

hi obli

[deep pollen]

nerd 🤓

[lavish basin]

[uncut island]

Hello

[atomic flare]

also i want bigger chests, and chests i can name

[deep pollen]

don't slep me

[west hearth]

sadly we don’t have that in game

but you can always put a sign by your chest or a color code

[lavish basin]

[atomic flare]

ooh, signs could be interesting. ...

[frank mulch]

Best seed to use during summer?

[uncut island]

Blueberries

[frank mulch]

And Best coop animals to get first?

[uncut island]

Chickens

[frank mulch]

So I should buy blueberries and chickens?

[uncut island]

Blueberries yes, chickens maybe

[west hearth]

how many sprinklers do you have?