stardew-valley

[rocky vector]

I trashed my first run cause I also did literally no farming and never cleared my farm

[deep pollen]

I'm not allowed to be wrong.

[velvet forum]

LOL

[rocky vector]

It was year 4 before I started to clean it out

[velvet forum]

Then you should change your incorrect opinion 👀

[rocky vector]

Also (year 3 spoiler)||grandpa told me I was a failure and a mistake and “he should’ve given the farm to any of your other siblings”||

So yeah I somehow managed to fail stardew valley 💀 /lhj

[deep pollen]

I am not allowed to be wrong.

[rocky vector]

Why were you wrong then?

I guess you’re just a rebel

[deep pollen]

I am not allowed to be wrong.

[rocky vector]

Doing what you aren’t allowed to do

[lean lake]

no

men

[rocky vector]

Too bad I’m bi I’m getting both

I’ll get the all!

[lean lake]

ok

[rocky vector]

I WILL HAVE ALL THE BITCHCHES BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES!

[lean lake]

ok

[deep pollen]

ok

[late sierra]

I wanted to x out the income window and accidentally xed the game...

[hazy iron]

does anyone like clint

[rocky vector]

Ouch

[rocky vector]

I used to them I got the cutscene. I won’t say what cutscene.

[deep pollen]

the vast majority of the community despises him

[rocky vector]

I’m going to rub his face against a cheese grater

[hazy iron]

why tho?

[deep pollen]

he's a weirdo

[rocky vector]

||incel+stalker||

[hazy iron]

oh

[velvet forum]

You are categorically wrong about that.

[rocky vector]

||he literally stalks emily in his cutscenes||

[deep pollen]

Please just let me be right.

[rocky vector]

Yeah they just doing what they want to despite if it’s right or wrong

No NPCs are bad. Except Clint.

[velvet forum]

You are also allowed to be right.
But not when you are being wrong.

[velvet forum]

And Pierre.
And Lewis.
And Moris.

[deep pollen]

Just let me be right for now.

[lean lake]

what my mans pierre do

[rocky vector]

Pierre is trying he’s shit at it, but he tries. Morris isn’t real morris isn’t real morris isn’t real. Lewis I don’t get the hate.

[barren edge]

Pierre is trying Indeed... To become the joja 2.0!

[agile berry]

guyz how 2 make money i am br0ken man

[velvet forum]

Special Order cutscene ||ripping off Gus to get rich quick||

[rocky vector]

Which one is that?

[deep pollen]

Lewis is destroying the town and denying it while also complaining

[rocky vector]

Wdym?

[deep pollen]

and dumping the entire economic load on the farmer to carry

[velvet forum]

||25 quality crops||

[west hearth]

[rocky vector]

Ohh yeah

I mean

[deep pollen]

have you seen the solid gold statue he has?

[rocky vector]

He couldn’t even do that right

[rocky vector]

Yeah?

[deep pollen]

and he complains about the economy of the valley being bad while also doing shady stuff

[rocky vector]

He could’ve just bought the hood from Clint over a long time

Gold*

[rocky vector]

I have not seen one of the shady things.

[deep pollen]

you are blind

[lean lake]

[rocky vector]

Thanks for not just providing an example

[lean lake]

marnie

[velvet forum]

Give Moris money and he fixes a bridge.
Meanwhile, Lewis melting down taxes for narcissism.

[rocky vector]

I don’t see the problem with him being with marnie

[lean lake]

nah the shit they do in the bushes tho..

[rocky vector]

That’s a fair point.

[deep pollen]

he's mayor 🤷

powitical issues

[rocky vector]

Powitics uwu

[velvet forum]

The problem is he's too spineless to do it openly.

[lean lake]

exactly

[rocky vector]

Yeah that’s a good point

[deep pollen]

he's 100% giving Marnie a tax break

[rocky vector]

I mean that’s not cannon tho that’s speculation. And also he literally collects taxes from her as part of his schedule

[deep pollen]

idk man he's just kinda in the house

[rocky vector]

You can interact with him there and see he is indeed taking taxes.

[chilly pagoda]

is there a difference in the amount of money you make when you sell to willy instead of putting them in that box?

[rocky vector]

No

[chilly pagoda]

ah okay thank you

[clever spire]

the only different between is how fast u need the money

if u can wait box if not willy

[chilly pagoda]

i kinda hope for a new mayor in the next update :”) or at least a new candidate

[chilly pagoda]

thank you! i’m kind of in his shop right now and it’s only 9.50 am but my slots are full with fish but i still want to do some more fishing so i might just sell my fishes to him to make some space

[velvet forum]

Good decision.

[clever spire]

yep

[rocky vector]

Like Lewis tho I don’t see as necessarily bad, just not good. He likely got the statue after a long time - he’s been mayor since grandpa’s times after all.

With marnie, yeah, he should be open.

But like

Compared to Clint

[agile berry]

what npc do you guys hate the most

[rocky vector]

Clint hands down

[clever spire]

clint

[deep pollen]

Clint

[rocky vector]

Clint is the worst

[chilly pagoda]

why clint?

[rocky vector]

If I could kill Clint I would.

[rocky vector]

||incel and stalker||

[chilly pagoda]

harvey kind of annoys me but not to the point where i hate him

[chilly pagoda]

WHAT

[rocky vector]

I’m his cutscenes, ||he stalks emily.||

[chilly pagoda]

||oh coz of his crush on emily?||

[rocky vector]

In*

[chilly pagoda]

wtf

[rocky vector]

And and

[clever spire]

i wouldn’t call it a crush

more like obsession

[rocky vector]

||he literally says “I’m a nice guy” in one||

[deep pollen]

Elliot is also up there with hated villagers

[rocky vector]

Which like, major red flag

[chilly pagoda]

i never had a high enough relationship with clint so i never watched any of his cutscenes

[rocky vector]

Tbh Elliot is just like, pretentious

[chilly pagoda]

no way

[lean lake]

u either love or hate elliot

[rocky vector]

He’s redeemed in my eyes cause he cares about the environment

[deep pollen]

we aren't allowed to talk about what Elliot did

[chilly pagoda]

elliot is kind of.. like idk what he is honestly

[rocky vector]

Yes way

[chilly pagoda]

what did he do?

[clever spire]

elliott is just eh

[agile berry]

what did elliot do

[deep pollen]

I can only say it was illegal and I have to leave it there

[lean lake]

sam would never do that 💪 sam stays goated

[rocky vector]

Elliot is a bit pretentious

[chilly pagoda]

omg spilllll

[rocky vector]

But, he also does care about the environment

[deep pollen]

I don't want the scary green people yo yell at me

[chilly pagoda]

i love shane actually

[agile berry]

did he kill a man

[rocky vector]

So like, he’s neutral? He’s sometimes annoying but like, since sometimes when you talk to him on the beach he’s pissed at litter, it makes sense

Shane is a mood

[chilly pagoda]

what scary geeen people 😭

[chilly pagoda]

RIGHT i love him.

[rocky vector]

He is so damn relatable. Shane is just like me fr fr

[lean lake]

in his ten heart?? idk one of his heart events he kinda ||forcefully jumps on the player|| in a strange way

[chilly pagoda]

OK im gonna go back fishing

[rocky vector]

Except I don’t drink alcohol

[deep pollen]

alcoholic?

[chilly pagoda]

WTF LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOOAOAOAAO

[rocky vector]

WHAT

Elliot does??? I need to see this shit

[deep pollen]

yeah you explained it good caleb

[velvet forum]

Sam literally ||damages Haley's garden box in front of her house|| and doesn't seem sorry about it. And won't take responsibility for ||fumbling an egg in the kitchen||.

[chilly pagoda]

woah

[lean lake]

sam goated

[deep pollen]

Sam is bbg

[lean lake]

he’s literally just a little guy you cant blame him

[velvet forum]

Say that about Vincent and I would agree.
Sam is AN ADULT.

[lean lake]

hes just a little guy

[west hearth]

salmonberries my beloved 🙏🏼

[deep pollen]

so we just gloss over Elliot committing a felony offense

[rocky vector]

He’s too hot to blame?

[lean lake]

exactly

[deep pollen]

but the second Sam does some minor vandalism it's murder time?

[fiery grove]

felony offense??

[rocky vector]

I’m watching that cutscene rn

[deep pollen]

@fiery grove

[chilly pagoda]

what did elliot dooo im so curious

also is an iridium fish pole worth it?

[west hearth]

tread carefully on the topic

[west hearth]

yes 100%

[velvet forum]

Yes. Only way to use tackle.

[chilly pagoda]

okay 🤭

[deep pollen]

what level do you unlock the iridium pole I gogogt

[lean lake]

somy hii ily

[rocky vector]

AHHHH

[lean lake]

thank u for the sam content

[rocky vector]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL AAHHHHHHHHH

[deep pollen]

Some tha m you forgorgeous masterpiece

[velvet forum]

I married Elliott once but I don't remember any crimes being committed. It was quite a long while ago...

[warped hornet]

Just keep fishing, just keep fishing... 🤣

[rocky vector]

ELLIOT NO WHAT THE FUCK ELLIOT IS JUST AS BAD AS CLINT AAAAHHHHHHHHH

[chilly pagoda]

is there a way to de-attach bait from the fishing pole on mac

[chilly pagoda]

this is my stardew life right now

[rocky vector]

HE COMMITTED ||SA|| OH MY GOD

[chilly pagoda]

i hv no clue

[deep pollen]

alright let's not talk about what Elliot did anymore

[chilly pagoda]

HUH

[rocky vector]

Yeah fair

[west hearth]

mayhaps the topic changes

mods have reigned down before for this being discussed

[rocky vector]

||ten heart cutscene.|| that is all.

[velvet forum]

What number ❤️ scene, for those who want to look for themselves?

[deep pollen]

let's talk about why salmonberries are the best

[fiery grove]

hey hey 👋

[lean lake]

enough about . elliot. lets talk about someone REAL. like SAMSON

[west hearth]

SALMONBERRIES MY BELOVED

[rocky vector]

salmon berries are wacky

[deep pollen]

SAMSAMSAMSAMDAMSAM

[lean lake]

SAMSAM

[warped hornet]

Don't make them get the ban hammer out. 😮

[deep pollen]

SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM

[rocky vector]

I love magma caps

[velvet forum]

They literally are the only food you need.

[rocky vector]

Magma caps are awesome.

[deep pollen]

SAM 🗣️ 🔥

[lean lake]

SAM WOOO

[west hearth]

that’s day ones haul, day two tomorrow 🙏🏼

[rocky vector]

Pick one up with the good foraging buff

[deep pollen]

what about spring onions

[rocky vector]

And then boom, full heal.

[chilly pagoda]

help me

[west hearth]

i’m excited to get more lol

[velvet forum]

You can't harvest enough of them.

[west hearth]

i legit loveee salmonberry and blackberry days

[lean lake]

my unproblematic king

[deep pollen]

don't they refresh every day for the entire spring

[velvet forum]

Yes and you don't get enough of them.

[deep pollen]

I got plenty smh

[agile berry]

the ideal man

[velvet forum]

Because they provide so little energy.

[barren edge]

I love stardew sayayin

[lean lake]

exactly

[west hearth]

eeeeerrrrmmmm i think just right click it? but not sure 😭

[velvet forum]

Harvest 7, eat 13 whoops

[agile berry]

guyz how to copper fast (quick and easy) leave comments blow

[chilly pagoda]

AHH THANK YOU LOLL

[deep pollen]

still free energy why is there a complaint

[velvet forum]

Sam is a manchild. He needs to act his age.

[chilly pagoda]

sorry im so like clueless about this game

[lean lake]

everyone SHUT UP . hes sleeping

[deep pollen]

there are far worse people than bbg sam

[west hearth]

levels 31-39 in mines are good i believe

[velvet forum]

Because you don't need them.
Salmonberries exist.

[lean lake]

no fun allowed

[west hearth]

it’s okay! it’s what this chat is for!

[deep pollen]

salmonberries aren't forever

[chilly pagoda]

which fishing tackle is the best?

[rare aspen]

DO BOMBS DESTROY FULL CHESTS

[agile berry]

ME TOO and im on year 2

[west hearth]

they can i think lol

[rare aspen]

I PUT A BOMB IN MY STORAGE

[deep pollen]

spring onions are still free energy

[west hearth]

oh no……

[rare aspen]

GAME IS PAUSED TF DO I DO

[deep pollen]

day restart

[shell finch]

Restart

[west hearth]

reset the day tbh

[rare aspen]

goddamnit

[chilly pagoda]

this is my 2nd farm 🙈 im not mining on this one

[deep pollen]

just close out the game big man

[deep pollen]

you NEED to mine

[agile berry]

how far did you get on your first one

[shell finch]

Remove the game from your library

[west hearth]

it’s ok buddy we’ve all had to restart at some point or another

[lean lake]

the children yearn for the mines

[chilly pagoda]

i decline 🤚🏼

[deep pollen]

have fun with no sprinklers ig

[chilly pagoda]

er i’ll tell you when i can, i’m in the middle of a day rn

[chilly pagoda]

yes i love watering my crops & also i don’t have a lot of them, i don’t aim to make a lot of money on this farm 🥲

[lean lake]

hes just a little guy

[deep pollen]

i see no issues with this

[agile berry]

take ur time, i am also but this discord is kinda elite

[deep pollen]

he's just a little fella having fun

[velvet forum]

You keep saying that. As if he's 7 years younger than his canon age.

[lean lake]

hes just a little guy

[shell finch]

aint no way

[deep pollen]

he's like 19 chill

[lean lake]

id pour milk on him and throw him against the wall

[shell finch]

valid

[deep pollen]

he has a job and allat, let the dude enjoy his non creaky knees

[lean lake]

out of love thi

[deep pollen]

I still haven't seen Sam on this file yet

[lean lake]

huh

[chilly pagoda]

the next thing im gonna buy is a jojamart membership

[lean lake]

DO NOT

[velvet forum]

Good, that way Shane stays employed.

[lean lake]

man shane SUX

u defending him and not sam. get outta here !!!!!

[velvet forum]

His ||blue chickens|| can be Joja mascots.

[chilly pagoda]

i already started the community centre in my orher farm and im not gonna mine on this one so i don’t think i’ll go anywhere 🤭

[lavish basin]

[late sierra]

you can buy stuff up to iron from Clint so imo no mining is nbd
you'll miss out on gems and stuff but if you make cc the long haul, you can just wait for the traveling cart to stock them

[deep pollen]

Good.

Join us. Thrive.

[late sierra]

my farmer basically has ptsd from working at joja so he doesn't even go near it

[deep pollen]

I skip the intro cutscene I honestly forgot about that whole ting

[late sierra]

it's weird that it's not really referenced later

also, I accidentally quit the game while my earnings were being tallied. Is that day 100% gone?

[shell finch]

unless you got the message that your progress was saved, I think it is

[velvet forum]

[deep pollen]

I mean you can still restart the day

[shell finch]

^^

[late sierra]

also tbh good riddance that day was garbage productivity wise
idk why but compared to the one guy I watch play SW (Salmence) I basically accomplish nothing daily and I'm not even sure why??

[west hearth]

i would buy a joja membership but i feel it would be redundant at this point cause i’ve done so many bundles lol

if i make the switch, does it keep my bundles that i’ve already completed? bc morris says i can still buy a membership

[open wagon]

If you’ve finished a whole room yeah

[west hearth]

i’m gonna pull the trigger on it then 🙏🏼

[chilly pagoda]

should i sell super cucumbers or give them to the wizard for relationship points? 🤔

[velvet forum]

Save them for a fish pond.

[dreamy hearth]

hey all im new to the game and the server! im in spring year 2 rn and i feel behind in some ways bc i only have 2 sprinklers lol i spent 4 hours a day watering crops. how do i get some gold ore easily? ive been to level 60 in the mines so far but i wanna get a move on

[chilly pagoda]

come to joja

[velvet forum]

Gold starts past floor 80.

[dreamy hearth]

makes sense! is it better to try and speed myself thru floors to save or to try and genuinely clear them?

[velvet forum]

Finish every room except vault.
Turn to Joja.
Based.

[chilly pagoda]

@agile berry on my other farm i’m on day 6 of summer year 3, i only have 87,278 gold, i’m married to alex and already have the bigger home 🙈

[deep pollen]

don't do any cc rooms

just go straight to joja 🙏

[velvet forum]

Just get down to the next floor as fast as possible.

[chilly pagoda]

imma go ahead and make one actuallt

[west hearth]

i’m going to joja as soon as they open. 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

Life is better with Joja.

[agile berry]

oh my god... youre so good at the game LOL im on year 2 and not anywhere close to that, the only upgrade ive been able to get for my house is the kitchen, and i havent get passed 6 hearts with anyone yet tsktsk

[west hearth]

IM MAKING THE SWITCH

[lavish basin]

Let's go sis

[deep pollen]

Beth said something based holy sbit

[chilly pagoda]

😭😭

i actually regret building the bigger home

🥲🥲

[west hearth]

it’s been done.

[agile berry]

but why though??

[agile berry]

what happened that its regrettable LOL

[agile berry]

is joja man better than bad man pierre

[lavish basin]

Yes

No one is worse than Pierre

[summer ivy]

IM GONNA MARRY WITH AN NPC THIS DAY!

[velvet forum]

Except Clint.

[prime edge]

dude my friend is biased with pierre

[lavish basin]

Clint is nowhere near as bad as Pierre

[chilly pagoda]

it’s just too big i think

[chilly pagoda]

who??

why is pierre awful?

[summer ivy]

Penny,

[lavish basin]

Greedy scum

[prime edge]

i want to get the mod for marrying marnie

[summer ivy]

I want to get the mod for marrying robin

[novel dawn]

How do I get a largemouth bass? I am in Spring and I have been fishing from 7am til 7pm at the mountain lake and I have 18 fish and just can’t seem to get the bass

[lavish basin]

You get it at the mountain lake

From 6am to 7pm

[novel dawn]

I am there

[summer ivy]

Do I need a flower or somethin' to marry?

[novel dawn]

Fishing the whole day

[lavish basin]

Thats weird

[novel dawn]

It says 20% should be the bass and I got 18 fish and basically only carps

[lavish basin]

I guess thats just some very shit rng lol

[novel dawn]

I’m so confused 😭

[lavish basin]

Unless youre using the training rod?

[novel dawn]

Fiberglass

[lavish basin]

Hm

[orchid bay]

it jsut sounds like bad RNG

[lavish basin]

Yeah I guess thats some terrible rng lol

[novel dawn]

What’s rng?

[orchid bay]

most simplest way to put it, is the chance of something happening

[lavish basin]

Like irl luck

[novel dawn]

Ah okay

Thank you

[lavish basin]

Youre just getting very unlucky

[novel dawn]

Will sleep and then try again I guess

Any specific side of the lake?

[west hearth]

🏃‍♀️ me trying to complete quests thst i forgot existed

[lavish basin]

Not really, anywhere on the lake works

[lavish basin]

[chilly pagoda]

omg love penny

[summer ivy]

me too 🙂

[chilly pagoda]

i get more when i fish upstream

[novel dawn]

Which is where?

[velvet forum]

More likely, the further you cast.

[cobalt hare]

Hello everyone i am new to the game

[novel dawn]

I fish almost the whole time on max distance

[cobalt hare]

Can i ask question

[west hearth]

always

[lavish basin]

Ask away!

[west hearth]

[lavish basin]

[lavish basin]

[west hearth]

you started it 😠

[lavish basin]

I did nothing

[velvet forum]

Y'all are scaring the newbies, stop.

[chilly pagoda]

wait i’ll go there in a bit in game

[lavish basin]

[novel dawn]

Alright

[west hearth]

nothing to see here, just a brother and sister having intense fellowship 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

Agree to disagree

Oop not to what you said sis

[west hearth]

now i need to sleep in game to get the joja bundles

GIVE ME THE BUNDLES

[cobalt hare]

What is the best way to get gold in the game

[chilly pagoda]

how do i send pictures wtf

[novel dawn]

Dm?

[lavish basin]

The best? Starfruit wine probably

[west hearth]

you need to be level 5, or #images-and-memes

[west hearth]

think newbie brother. 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

I mean they asked the best way

[west hearth]

💃🏻

[cobalt hare]

Ok thanks

[velvet forum]

Generically, it's farming. The best thing you can farm, at any given time, will give more gold than fishing, mining, or foraging.

With an exception for extreme late game measures.

[foggy totem]

rip

[west hearth]

imagine

[lavish basin]

Imagine

[west hearth]

“the storage box”

to be fair i thought it was a dumpster my first time playing

i kept throwing trash in it and was like 🤨

[chilly pagoda]

farming and animal products 🙂 fishing too

[lavish basin]

I mean Lewis literally explains what it does

[chilly pagoda]

HAHAHAH

[west hearth]

then it finally clicked and i felt so dumb LOL

[lavish basin]

Just gotta read dialogue

[west hearth]

you say this like i was paying any attention my first time playing 😭😭😭

[plain otter]

Lollll

[west hearth]

you put too much faith in me

[gaunt gale]

Really depends on how you measure, and can’t go into most ways here in new farmers

[lavish basin]

[merry hawk]

welp i cracked open my geode and planted more potats

[west hearth]

yaaaay

[merry hawk]

fishin time

[foggy totem]

nah not for me bruh i really read the dialougues

[late sierra]

Does anyone have efficiency tips? I feel like I get basically nothing done compared to this one youtuber who gets everything done super quick

[west hearth]

you’re in no rush

[foggy totem]

i literally hate text based games because of the excessive dialougues but somehow i did not skip this

[hidden meadow]

That one youtuber has probably played the game for hundreds of hours

[west hearth]

but

[late sierra]

I want to get a very good first evaluation

[lavish basin]

Dont compare your progress to people who have played this game for years

[west hearth]

if your play style is wanting to be fast paced that’s okay, but don’t feel like you HAVE to be fast paced

i’m in Y2 and barely have anything done lol

it’s all about the vibes and experience 🙏🏼

[merry hawk]

oh look its a funny apple man

[gaunt gale]

That’s very easy, you shouldn’t worry about it

[merry hawk]

ok the apples are gaslighting me

[late sierra]

also I have 14g on my person and tomorrow is flower dance
today I'm gonna fish literally up until 2am

[open wagon]

Hello David

[gaunt gale]

Especially if you do the community center and set up some passive money the thing is basically free

[lavish basin]

Hii Star

[open wagon]

Fr, am smol

[gaunt gale]

Don’t even bother going to it unless you want a single heart with one npc

[open wagon]

Wait actually how tall are you

[late sierra]

but it sounds fun

[hidden meadow]

it is fun

[rare aspen]

best place to find copper?

[gaunt gale]

Then go ahead

[merry hawk]

ive been gaslighted by apples, heck yea

[bleak grove]

[hidden meadow]

resetting floor 21 in the mines

or at clints

[open wagon]

How tall are you :3

[lavish basin]

5'11

[gaunt gale]

Resetting level 1 of sc or level 21 of mines if you can’t do the first

[open wagon]

I’m only 5 inches shorter

[lavish basin]

Smol

[open wagon]

I am so skinny tho

[lavish basin]

Me too

[open wagon]

I weigh 90 lbs.

I think I’m underweight xd

[west hearth]

i’m gonna hopefully be able to go on a ||sc|| run tomorrow 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

I weight 121 which is still pretty underwheight considering my height

[open wagon]

yes I am filthy American

[gaunt gale]

179 cm and 167 iirc

[west hearth]

i need more coffee though

[open wagon]

yeah, I think that still is for 5’ 11”

[lavish basin]

180

[velvet forum]

It'll catch up with you when you stop growing vertically. As long as you're not going hungry.

[merry hawk]

oy where is my fish shop guy

[west hearth]

what time is it

[open wagon]

yeah, I just keep hitting growth spurts

[lavish basin]

He doesnt work saturdays

[dim tulip]

Small

[merry hawk]

oh lame

[open wagon]

and our family is genetically skinny af

[west hearth]

i’m 165 in height lol

[lavish basin]

Excuse me GORILLAAA WHY DID YOU DELETE

[gaunt gale]

How tall are you then?

[open wagon]

also I don’t like eating breakfast xd

[gaunt gale]

Pardon?

[lavish basin]

How tall are YOU Gabriel

[lavish basin]

[open wagon]

sometimes I skip lunch too tbh

[dim tulip]

+1,85

[lavish basin]

Well thats not very healthy

[lavish basin]

I'll still grow, you'll see

[west hearth]

gabriel tall 😭

i’m ceo of having to crane my neck to see peoples eyes lol

[open wagon]

Mainly I eat it cause I need energy for cross country

[gaunt gale]

Make them look down at you instead

[west hearth]

yanno what i think i will

[open wagon]

shhh

[lavish basin]

[dim tulip]

How much is 1,85cm in americanski?

[west hearth]

at least in stardew my farmer is the same height as everyone 🙏🏼

[gaunt gale]

6’1 -6’2

Ish

[west hearth]

you’re almost a foot taller than me 🏌️‍♀️

[gaunt gale]

Half of my family is that tall and taller and not me rip

[lavish basin]

Damn smol beth

[open wagon]

it’s fine
can’t wait to be that adult that eats like a granola bar and that’s it for the day

[west hearth]

my fiancé is a full foot taller than me

[lavish basin]

How tall are you Gorilla

[gaunt gale]

My dads cousins are all 6’6

[west hearth]

i literally only come up to his shoulder.

[gaunt gale]

I did not inherit my fathers genes for height

[open wagon]

my bf is shorter than me xd

[merry hawk]

btw what gifts does lewis like lol

[cobalt hare]

hey guys, quick question

[lavish basin]

He likes blueberries and daffodils, loves hot pepper

[lavish basin]

Whats up

[merry hawk]

those are gonna be a pain to get lol

[lavish basin]

Wait daffodil is only a neutral wtf

Well he likes blueberries and loves hot pepper

[open wagon]

David got something wrong

rare occurrence fr

[merry hawk]

looks like im not getting him anything this birthday lol

[open wagon]

I give him a flower

[lavish basin]

Could've sworn he liked daffodils lol, I always give him daffodils on his first bday

[cobalt hare]

i saw this expanded farm mod and i was wondering if it was part of the official game or just a mod someone made because it said that the guy who created the game made it?

[merry hawk]

where do i get daffodils?

[lavish basin]

Foraging in spring

[gaunt gale]

How short would probably be more apt

[lavish basin]

Theyre just around the map

[lavish basin]

Probably modded

[merry hawk]

so just barge into cindersnap forest and start lookin around?

[gaunt gale]

It’s a mod

[lavish basin]

Bus stop, backwoods, mountains, town, forest

Anywhere

[cobalt hare]

oh okay thanks

[merry hawk]

cindersnap was just the first place i thought of

because of those stupid horseradishes lol

[lavish basin]

Dandelions and leeks are neutrals too, same thing as daffodil

So any of those work

[merry hawk]

i gifted fish guy a fish and he seemed to like it

[merry hawk]

im not giving him my only leek lol

[chilly pagoda]

how to get stones without mining and buying from robin LOL

[lavish basin]

Well thats kinda hard

Thats like the 2 only ways to get stone lol

[chilly pagoda]

no true like im not opposed to doing above ground mining but

[open wagon]

Befriend George

[chilly pagoda]

i don't want to enter the caves at all

[lavish basin]

Why not

[chilly pagoda]

oh i already am doing that, does he give stones

[open wagon]

In the mail yes

[lavish basin]

Sometimes over the mail

[open wagon]

Haha I beat you

[chilly pagoda]

i kind of just don't want to, like i want this to be a relaxing game lol

[lavish basin]

But relying on that for stone isnt very good lol

[chilly pagoda]

okok thanks <3333333333

[open wagon]

photoshopped

[merry hawk]

what does lewis think of spring onions

[chilly pagoda]

dislikes

[lavish basin]

Dislikes

[merry hawk]

ah, lame

[lavish basin]

Photoshopped

[open wagon]

Your face is photoshopped

[gaunt gale]

Just reset level 1 of the mines and mine boulders, I assume you hate fighting and you basically can’t find monsters on level 1 Early Game Stone Farming - 2000+ Stone a Day
https://youtu.be/cb6uHGbCP9Y

It’s like 2000 stone a day if done well

Expect 1-2k

[lavish basin]

Only 3 people like them: Harvey, Leah and Linus

[chilly pagoda]

ah thank you i'll watch it soon

[cobalt hare]

Where can i find topaz

[lavish basin]

Semi optimized pre what now

[open wagon]

Harvey likes spring onions?

[lavish basin]

Indeed

[open wagon]

just don’t read into it

[gaunt gale]

🤫

[lavish basin]

Any floor in the mines

[open wagon]

that emote is

[lavish basin]

[open wagon]

definitely of a cat

[cobalt hare]

👍

[lavish basin]

Kit

Car

[open wagon]

[chilly pagoda]

leah likes everything i feel like 🤭

[lavish basin]

She hates bread somehow

And pancakes and pizza

[paper pollen]

Baba is you moment

[chilly pagoda]

LMAO

[lavish basin]

And dislikes ice cream like wtf

Who dislikes ice cream

[chilly pagoda]

she even likes driftwood

[paper pollen]

WHAT

[lavish basin]

She also doesnt like cookies

[chilly pagoda]

ooo might buy some ice cream to give to the kids

[cobalt hare]

Where can i find oven

[merry hawk]

oh god theres a caveman in the town

[lavish basin]

Oven?

[lavish basin]

Linus isn't a cave man

[paper pollen]

@lavish basin kitchen maybe?

[lavish basin]

He's one with nature

[open wagon]

hmm

[merry hawk]

alright leeks obtained!

[summer ivy]

AYOOO

[paper pollen]

I think they're talking about how to get to cooking

[summer ivy]

I GOT PENNY!!

[lavish basin]

Maybe

[merry hawk]

lewis is gonna be happy

[paper pollen]

Do you have to give them to him?

[cobalt hare]

Where can i find something to use to cock

[open wagon]

she is kinda easy to have as a wife cause you can give her salads and goat cheese and truffles
she loves all of those

[lavish basin]

You need to upgrade your house once

That unlocks the kitchen

[cobalt hare]

👍

[paper pollen]

Upgrade the house with 10k gold and 450 wood at robins house in the mountains

[merry hawk]

wdym?

tomorrows his birthday and i wanna get them hearts up

[lavish basin]

Birthday gift

[open wagon]

Alright beeper is out for now

[paper pollen]

He likes them or something?

[open wagon]

See ya!

[lavish basin]

Only a neutral gift, but its kinda impossible to get one of his liked gifts in y1

[paper pollen]

Tbh, I just give them to wheels because they're a loved gift

[cobalt hare]

Buy coffee

[merry hawk]

and ill be sure to give him the silver quality one so he knows i like him

[lavish basin]

Oh yeah shit everyone likes coffee

[cobalt hare]

This get him 2 hearts when i give him

[merry hawk]

can i pick some up at the saloon?

[lavish basin]

Or any vegetable too like a parsnip

[lavish basin]

300g for 1

Damn I didnt even think of that mb

[paper pollen]

Yeah, everyone in Stardew valley is somewhat addicted to coffee

[merry hawk]

thats some expensive coffee

[lavish basin]

Gives a speed buff thats why

[paper pollen]

So, the money we use in Stardew valley

[chilly pagoda]

do i need to have like 2 fishes in the fish pond for them to reproduce

[paper pollen]

Is it like, 1 gold is a dollar?

[merry hawk]

oh nice i learned how to make stir fry

[lavish basin]

Nope

[chilly pagoda]

love stir fry

[chilly pagoda]

amen to that

[lavish basin]

1g is 1g

[merry hawk]

dont have a kitchen yet tho so

[lavish basin]

Obv not a dollar, coffee isnt gonna cost 300 bucks

[paper pollen]

Because if 1 gold is one dollar then everything is grossly overprised

[lavish basin]

1g is 1g

Theres no comparison

[paper pollen]

The comparison is a third world countrys money, not a dollar

[merry hawk]

if we went off a real like comparison that coffee'd be like thousands of bucks lmao

[open wagon]

Alright actually psa for new people
Don’t make me into wine I am NOT PROFITABLE
||/j||

[gaunt gale]

No good way to compare. That works for buildings but 1g=1 cent works for goods

[paper pollen]

Yeah, maybe Gus just hates us and raises the price

OHHHHH, GUS KNOWS WERE RICH

[gaunt gale]

Yeah coffee that makes me faster??

[paper pollen]

HE KNOWS WE HAVE THE MONEY FOR ALLAT

[cobalt hare]

I don't think gus would do this i fell this something will pierre do

[paper pollen]

You don't know Gus, he literally has the same name as Gus from breaking bad and he looked like a good guy from the front but out back he was different as hell

So we may just have Gustavo fring in out town

"welcome to los polla hermanos, my name is gustavo fring but you can call me Gus"

[cobalt hare]

I rather buy expensive coffe then get Lewis shorts

[paper pollen]

Put it in lwua

Luaw

Luawa

how do I spell this

[chilly pagoda]

just bought joja membership

[lavish basin]

But why put shorts in the luau when you could put in a good item and get friendship with everyone

[lavish basin]

Join us. Thrive.

[paper pollen]

Assassinate the governor

[chilly pagoda]

i put in gold level sturgeon and i have a sort of relationship now with almost everyone except for like 3 people

also question isn't lewis like super old and marnie young?

[lavish basin]

Thats one of the best items to put in

[lavish basin]

We dont know their ages

[chilly pagoda]

ooo

[lavish basin]

And Marnie's probably not that young

Like 50s maybe

[open wagon]

Nu

I hate discord sometimes

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

[wooden crater]

🌳

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

Jamiiee

[wooden crater]

yoyo

[lavish basin]

[hidden meadow]

Good night, fresh farmers

[paper pollen]

I kinda like joja, its scummy sure, but has a lot of people that I can gift

[lavish basin]

Night Bannis

Good day at work chef bannis

[paper pollen]

Goodnight guy

[paper pollen]

He cooking

[hidden meadow]

[paper pollen]

Literally

[lavish basin]

Wdym "has a lot of people that I can gift?

[paper pollen]

I stock up on beer for pam and Shane, and then joja cola from the same place for Sam

[lavish basin]

What does that have to do with Joja

[paper pollen]

They are all in the joja shop at the same time

[lavish basin]

Ah

[foggy totem]

finally

[lavish basin]

Stonks

[west hearth]

goodnight bannis!!!

[lean lake]

DAMN

[paper pollen]

HUH

[lavish basin]

[west hearth]

have a good day at work tomorrow

[west hearth]

[paper pollen]

REVEAL YOUR SECRETS

[lavish basin]

Hello bethany

[west hearth]

hello david

[lavish basin]

How goes it

[paper pollen]

Oh it's year 4

[west hearth]

it goessss. just out and about grabbing some stuff at the store rn!

[lavish basin]

Dont forget my tuna!

[west hearth]

i will not 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

[merry hawk]

i gave lewis coffee and he liked it :)

[lavish basin]

Nice!

Sorry I forgor about it earlier

[foggy totem]

there's more i have 8 stacks of wine

[paper pollen]

You have artison on right🗿

[foggy totem]

ye

[paper pollen]

Good

[swift frost]

Which tree gives Oak resin? And I meant the look

[paper pollen]

The one that looks like the maple tree

[lavish basin]

Those are oak trees

In Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter

[paper pollen]

Fun fact, sharks are older then trees

[swift frost]

Thank you

[chilly pagoda]

guys what to do with a legendary fish

[swift frost]

Keep it

[chilly pagoda]

for what

[paper pollen]

There is only one, do not sell it

[chilly pagoda]

really

[paper pollen]

As a trophy, buy the thing from willy so you can put em in your house

[chilly pagoda]

ahhh okay.

okok

wait

[lavish basin]

You can either throw it in a fish tank as a trophy, or sell it

[chilly pagoda]

okay i'll buy the fishtank

[lavish basin]

There's 5 different Legendaries

[paper pollen]

There are a couple of em, just you can't re fish em

[lavish basin]

There's 1 for each season and 1 in the sewers

[chilly pagoda]

how do you unlock the sewers?

[paper pollen]

Oh, I guess it's pre cc

[chilly pagoda]

oh would the fish tank fit inside the starter home

[paper pollen]

Donate to Gunther 60 items

[paper pollen]

upgrade your house heathen

[lavish basin]

Sure, if you move some stuff around probably fits

[cobalt hare]

Where to find carp

[chilly pagoda]

i like my small home 😦

[chilly pagoda]

woof thats a lot okok

[chilly pagoda]

i believe in the river? by the mountains

[paper pollen]

Mountain lake

[cobalt hare]

Ok thanks

[paper pollen]

You get a kitchen and a bigger bed if you do

[chilly pagoda]

i knoww but i like my tiny home

[cobalt hare]

10000 gold

[lavish basin]

And 450 wood

[paper pollen]

A small price to pay to let him cook

[cobalt hare]

For a bigger house

[paper pollen]

And also finish Gus quest without having to go to his saloon each day

[bleak grove]

have good night guys

[paper pollen]

Gn

[chilly pagoda]

haha i like going there at nigjht

[cobalt hare]

Good question where i can find robin missing axe

[paper pollen]

That's basically the only time you go, so you can gift stuff and buy stuff

[paper pollen]

Yk where you find spring onions?

[chilly pagoda]

yes i bribe shane with beer

[paper pollen]

Just look around there

[cobalt hare]

Wherd

[paper pollen]

Where is the onions or where is the axe?

[swift frost]

Which latter should I take?

[cobalt hare]

The axe

This game makes no sense, it says to make friends i have to get to know the townpeople and from talking to leah i found out she likes making sculptures so i gave her malachite because the description says it was used for sculptures and to make green paint but leah didnt like it

[paper pollen]

It is in the area in which spring onions spawn, if you don't know where those are they are directly south from Marnie's house

[lavish basin]

Leah makes sculptures out of wood, not minerals

[cobalt hare]

Oh

[foggy totem]

||qi just gave me 10 mil lessgooo|| spoiler

[cobalt hare]

Ok thanks

[paper pollen]

How the fu-

He just gives you that? Is that from the 1.5 update?

[foggy totem]

r u new

[lavish basin]

No one gives you 10mil

[paper pollen]

Nah, I last played on 1.4, so something's are new to me

But I still know about them

[lavish basin]

There's no such thing as someone just giving you 10 mil

[foggy totem]

im using sve btw

[lavish basin]

Well he didn't give you 10 mil

He gives you a golden piggy bank for reaching 10 mil total earnings

[swift frost]

What the

[lavish basin]

Mods

[swift frost]

Oooo

[paper pollen]

Modded moment

[foggy totem]

my english is not that nice

[paper pollen]

@foggy totem brother he ain't give you no money, he's just congratulating you

[foggy totem]

my english is not that nice

[chilly pagoda]

omg the fish tank is so cute

[paper pollen]

Was trying to ask but, which legendary fish?

[lavish basin]

You can also put coral, seaweed and stone in it for decoration

[paper pollen]

And sea urchin

And put hats on em too

[chilly pagoda]

i think it's called crimsonfish?

[lavish basin]

Thats not a decoration tho

[paper pollen]

Summer moment

[lavish basin]

That counts as a fish

[chilly pagoda]

hahah yess

[paper pollen]

Damn

[lavish basin]

Counts as a "bottom creature"

[chilly pagoda]

aye im going to the beach now to look

[paper pollen]

Like what else are you gonna use as a "bottom creature" a blob fish?

[swift frost]

What is the range of the scarecrow?

[lavish basin]

!scarecriw

fuck

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[lavish basin]

All of those are "bottom creatures" in fish tanks

[lean lake]

much bigger than i thought

[lavish basin]

Thats what sh-

[lean lake]

[lone zephyr]

[swift frost]

Thanks

[cobalt hare]

I find onion but not robin axe

[lavish basin]

Its near the spring onions, more to the right

[swift frost]

It going to be fall soon

[lean lake]

robins axe is near the onions but northeast, kinda along the edge of that area

[paper pollen]

Like kinda to the sewar

[lone zephyr]

Lol.

[cobalt hare]

Found it

[swift frost]

Meaning the pumpkin season

[lavish basin]

Nice

[swift frost]

I question this, I haven’t found a ancient seed yet and I am summer into fall and my first save
Found it in spring

I must been super luck

[lavish basin]

Its just rng

Could get one on day 1 or year 10

[cobalt hare]

Hi I’m (sort of) new

[lavish basin]

Welcome!

[chilly pagoda]

should i put seaweed or sea urchin with my crimsonfish?

[cobalt hare]

I forgot vencent birthday

Will it doesn't matter

[west hearth]

hello! welcomeee

[west hearth]

i wish i knew how to answer this but i do not 🙏🏼

[west hearth]

lol there’s always next year

[west hearth]

valid

[chilly pagoda]

hahahah whyyyy

[west hearth]

bc pierre icky

[chilly pagoda]

fair enough

[willow stream]

OMG

[lavish basin]

Try iy out to see if you like how it looks

[chilly pagoda]

i put in both seaweed and sea urchin loool

[lavish basin]

You can always take them out

[willow stream]

THE TRAVELLING MERCHANT IS LITERALLY SELLING ANCIENT SEEDS

LIKE

BRO

[chilly pagoda]

hahahah

[lavish basin]

Lucky you

[cobalt hare]

I’ve not played in a while, but I heard about the 1.6 and decided to get back in

Ok i get the dog and named him Alfred

[willow stream]

how do i get more of them

[cobalt hare]

This was a real uni game for me lol

[willow stream]

cuz i see people with like 100

bro but today im balling frfr i got a prismatic shard, dwarf translation guide, minecarts, ancient seeds

[lavish basin]

Put the fruits in a seed maker

[foggy totem]

because i cant smash caro

[willow stream]

bro i dont got one

deadass i got ancient seeds before a seed maker im kinda concerned

[lavish basin]

Thats pretty normal

You unlock the seed maker recipe at farming lvl 9

[willow stream]

yeah

[west hearth]

will a seed maker work with coffee bean?

[willow stream]

nope

[west hearth]

DARN

[lavish basin]

Coffee beans are the crop AND the seed

[west hearth]

my one little coffee plant will multiply though right 😭

[lavish basin]

If it let you put a coffee bean in a seed maker, you'd get a coffee bean

Pretty sure you cant do that lol

[west hearth]

graaaaah

[cobalt hare]

I am going to do egg festival

[west hearth]

egg festival is fun. do you have money?

if so, buy as many strawberry seeds as you can

[cobalt hare]

Ok

[willow stream]

yo why is my special help board not changing

[tepid relic]

hello peeps

anyone here on ps

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[lavish basin]

Resets every monday

[west hearth]

if you’re looking for someone to play with you’ll defo have better luck in #1139016532966506576 !

[swift frost]

Time to let my crops die so I get a better water can for next mouth

[west hearth]

NOOOO

JUST WAIT TIL A RAINY DAY

omg

do not sacrifice your crops 🙏🏼

[tepid relic]

preciate you

[lavish basin]

Crops dont die if you dont water them

[swift frost]

It was call the day before and it did

[swift frost]

They (I don’t know the term but crops that gives you a plant once in while after they grow)

[lavish basin]

What

Regrowable crops?

[west hearth]

i think they’re trying to say that they want to water their crop so it reproduces

[swift frost]

Yes those but I didn’t know the official name because that what I call them

For example corn

[serene sundial]

Regenerative crops maybe

[swift frost]

Note: I have sprinklers next to my corns

[cobalt hare]

So what to give haley in her birthday

[maiden bear]

Pink cake or sunflowers

[swift frost]

^

[cobalt hare]

I am Brock in the game

[swift frost]

POV: I have the Bouquet

[lavish basin]

In year 1 daffodils are the easiest gift to get haley

For her bday

[cobalt hare]

What about bread

[swift frost]

She feel ok about it

[lavish basin]

Neutral

[cobalt hare]

Where to find it

[swift frost]

The bar place

[cobalt hare]

Oh i find her

[swift frost]

You can buy one real quick

Ooo

[lavish basin]

Daffodils are around the map, bread you can buy from gus for 100g

[swift frost]

Gus Is best NPC

[cobalt hare]

Interesting

[lean lake]

sam actually

[swift frost]

Me who in old save file who have like 3 hearts with

[lean lake]

i always have like wayy more hearts with him than anyone else

i am insane and madly in love with him

[swift frost]

Same but Emily for me

[prime edge]

tied with gunther for me but it's subjective : )

[cobalt hare]

Where can i found smallouth bass

[prime edge]

forest lake i think

spring i wanna say

[lavish basin]

Town river in spring or fall

[cobalt hare]

Thanks

[halcyon breach]

HAHAH I MADE THR GOVERNER EAT LEWIS'S SHORTS

[dim tulip]

Cool

[halcyon breach]

It will become an annual prank

Each year his shorts will be eaten

[tepid relic]

im just now realising
people say lewis and marnie are in a secret relationship and you find the ||lucky purple shorts in marnies room||
what were they doing 💀

[halcyon breach]

||Sex duh||

[tepid relic]

bro just let me be on my sherlock holmes u dont gotta ruin it

[cobalt hare]

Not as weird as the rest thing in stardrew valley

[halcyon breach]

The rest thing? Wdym

[halcyon breach]

Aight

[tepid relic]

jk

[halcyon breach]

I'm gonna watch them next time.

[west hearth]

[cobalt hare]

Making everyone forgot you

[halcyon breach]

Ah

[cobalt hare]

Killing your new babies in the game

[late sierra]

If I plant parsnips on spring 24, I can still harvest on spring 28, right?

[lavish basin]

[cobalt hare]

Speaking with creature from the swear

[lavish basin]

Yes

[halcyon breach]

Yea

[west hearth]

just water them the first day 🙏🏼

[deep pollen]

🧌

[west hearth]

LEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

||skull cavern|| here i come

[lavish basin]

You got this

[sand dock]

letsgo!!!!

[lofty meteor]

[sand dock]

good lucks days are the best

[deep pollen]

I always get bad luck rainy days 😔

[west hearth]

that’s what u get for being a meany

[lavish basin]

You tell him sis

[last wigeon]

[swift frost]

So useful….this early of the game

[west hearth]

NICEEEE

i got to floor 25 🙏🏼

i’m not done yet

[last wigeon]

Great

[west hearth]

but finally got there lol

[last wigeon]

I beated my pb in mines today

[west hearth]

i’ve still got about 12 hours in game

but phones on 1% so gotta wait

[last wigeon]

Mines completed in spring 10th

[lavish basin]

Imagine having to wait on phone to charge to play more

[last wigeon]

Ikr

So based

[lavish basin]

Now do it on spring 5th

[last wigeon]

Im not haboo

[swift frost]

I have now 10 dollars to my name

[west hearth]

imagine not being able to play in the car

[west hearth]

ur rich!

[lavish basin]

[west hearth]

and imagine not being able to play while ur on the potty 🙏🏼

[swift frost]

At least I have 8 rare seeds to my name

[west hearth]

that’s fantastic

[rare aspen]

Bold of you to assume i dont bring my whole computer setup to the toilet

[west hearth]

based

[rare aspen]

Ancient fruit isnt gonna be turned into wine itself

[deep pollen]

🧌

I made a miscaciltsoton

and now I need to plant like 130 potstos

[icy walrus]

bro

i just realized you can upgrade your hoe

[deep pollen]

bro

that's crazy bro

you can upgrade almost every tool bro

[icy walrus]

i have been tilling one by one

for so longggggggg

[charred remnant]

robin: 'i can hammer the same piece of wood for days and it will turn into an entire barn'

[lean lake]

god forbid women have hobbies 🙄🙄

[velvet forum]

Superpower

[velvet forum]

Or when you're at work

[swift frost]

She does that because why not