stardew-valley

[thorn steppe]

to buy or not to buy it

[real widget]

i have one bundle left thatll be completed as soon as my pumpkins are ready for harvest

[west hearth]

it’s ok i just don’t have the knowledge you do 🙏🏼

[hidden meadow]

omg are you watering that by hand?

[peak estuary]

Do you have a house upgrade?

[real widget]

not the last one

[hidden meadow]

Or do you have mods for that?

[real widget]

is it worth it?

[thorn steppe]

most of times

[peak estuary]

Then maybe do it for that!

[hardy mortar]

i just assumed he'd come back from the dead from the weird af note he left on his own tombstone (??) man has some moves

[hidden meadow]

i respect your dedication

[hardy mortar]

havent hit year 3 tho

[thorn steppe]

keep in mind i do have time freeze on my farm

[hidden meadow]

ah i see

[thorn steppe]

now time to sytche all of it

[narrow pebble]

It's alright, thanks...

[calm sandal]

well put aside the complicated stuffs and enjoy the game.

dont feel bad about it

and i wont if i ever be in ur position

[lavish basin]

I could never have the patience to water like over 100 crops

Sprinklers are literally divine

[hidden meadow]

ya lmao, my watering can is usually the last thing i upgrade

[thorn steppe]

i wanna get tractor soon 💀 i made it 500k but i need iridium

[hidden meadow]

aside from the trash can i guess

[calm sandal]

welcome to harvestmoon, population, you and watering can, no sprinkler.

[lavish basin]

Damn 500k tractor is expensive (but fair tbh, it's very good)

[hidden meadow]

Harvest sprites thooo

[lavish basin]

Real

[thorn steppe]

base price is 150k , for what it is is too op

[hidden meadow]

And harvest moon watering cans got kinda cracked towards the end lol, at least in the ones i played

[calm sandal]

thats the only way, and u gotta manage em if u want full cover of 'full' field

[hidden meadow]

tough times back then, ye

[calm sandal]

the back to nature version is pain, the mineral town had it better.

blessed tools ftw

[hidden meadow]

they turned you into a god for sure

[smoky yoke]

yeah u can nerf it a little but it's still so OP. but tbf, I never personally needed it until very late game and by then my gold inflow was enough to make $250k chump change.

[wild dew]

When is the next harvest if I harvest my strawberries on the 25th?

[thorn steppe]

also , music always make it not a pain https://youtu.be/fkGG4KMxzkk?si=rY6I3jZmJfgzwLgh

[hidden meadow]

you dont get another one i believe

If its thursday 25th you dont get one more, which also means you dont have to water them anymore

but ill gladly wait for someone to confirm that, i dont wanna be held responsible

[west hearth]

it’s all ur fault bannis

yeah i think that’s right tho

[calm sandal]

iirc it regrow in 4 days, so yeah, no harvest

[west hearth]

missed the regrow by a day 🙏🏼

[hardy mortar]

rip

[wild dew]

Ok thanks yall

Also can I take my fertilizers planted in the soil to the next season?

[calm sandal]

with speed gro, u might be able to get 3rd harvest

but its too late anyway

[west hearth]

oh true

[lavish basin]

Only if you have a crop planted that also yields in the following season

i.e. if you have wheat planted in summer 28 with deluxe speed gro, in fall 1 the speedgro will still be there, because wheat is both a summer and fall crop

[wild dew]

Will it work if I just water it?

[hasty pond]

I though speedgrow didn't affect regrowth period

[hidden meadow]

it doesnt

[lavish basin]

If you use it on the 13th you get a 3rd harvest, I think thats what they meant

[calm sandal]

no but it affect the seed phase which enough to add 1 day for harvest period

[lavish basin]

Wdym just water it?

[hidden meadow]

But speed gro makes straws grow quicker initially, so you get an extra harvest

[ocean ibex]

David

[lavish basin]

P

[wild dew]

Watering the fertilized soil but there is no plant

[lavish basin]

Nope

[wild dew]

Okk

[thorn steppe]

what fish to place in?

[lethal mango]

Finally got some pathing for me farm 🙂

[ocean ibex]

David what else can i do i'm gettin bored

[lavish basin]

Blobfish, Lava eel, Sturgeon and Ice Pip are the best

[thorn steppe]

i have both lava eel n ice pip

[ocean ibex]

sti-

[lavish basin]

Idk depends what point youre at

[hidden meadow]

One nice thing to do is finishing the spring crop bundle by the 13th, you gotta take the cauliflower to the cc after the egg festival, and using that speed gro on your strawberries. you get an extra harvest for 20 of your crops

[calm sandal]

pond is such a tease feature, its not profitable for me for that much of tile 'size'

[hidden meadow]

But its so pretty

[ocean ibex]

David

[calm sandal]

looking at my old farm that full of factory like buildings with no whatsoever design

[thorn steppe]

so which one

[lavish basin]

Yes

[calm sandal]

||Join Us. Thrive.||

[lavish basin]

Lava eel is better

[boreal ice]

What do lakes in cave do

[hidden meadow]

JOIN US. THRIVE.

[ocean ibex]

lava eel

[hidden meadow]

you can fish there

[ocean ibex]

I'mma download a very nice mod instead

[boreal ice]

I get trash everytime

[ocean ibex]

its 5%

[hidden meadow]

the fish are rare

[thorn steppe]

does quality matter?

[lavish basin]

Which one

[lavish basin]

It doesnt

[ocean ibex]

i'mma look it up real quick

[thorn steppe]

L then

[calm sandal]

nicc

[ocean ibex]

nice you perfected it

[calm sandal]

uuh wait

u sure u want to toss that?

cuz
if u toss that to pond, the rank is gone

[boreal ice]

I gave abigail 6-7 amethyst and i still have 2 hearts

So scam

[thorn steppe]

she didnt like the taste

[hardy mortar]

bahahahah i feel the sam e

[lavish basin]

Each loved gift gives 80 friendship points, and a heart is 250 points

Talking to her also gives points

[calm sandal]

its only 2 heart cuz abby consider amethys as food

[thorn steppe]

what do i do with these ?

[boreal ice]

Eat

[hardy mortar]

you can make a life potion too

[thorn steppe]

i still have 87 salmon berries 💀

[lavish basin]

Can use for energy, life elixirs

[west hearth]

why did i never think to make elixirs

[lavish basin]

Purple mushrooms are also a loved gift for the wizard

[ocean ibex]

Elixirs sucks

[hardy mortar]

ooo noted

[west hearth]

i’ve just been selling my mushrooms this entire time 💀

[ocean ibex]

brown mushroom isn't included in making elixitrs

[hidden meadow]

i never felt the need to craft an elixir in hundreds of hours lol

salad and cheez all the way baby

[lavish basin]

Me either lol, but its an option

[calm sandal]

im sashimi faction

[ocean ibex]

I'd just age my cheese

[west hearth]

i need to get my moomoos

[calm sandal]

all hail sasheemee

[hidden meadow]

i read this in michael jacksons vocie

[thorn steppe]

so i don't have em yet but do they need to be same quality?

[hardy mortar]

yeah i made them but never used them lol

[hidden meadow]

nope

they used to i believe, but that was changed

same thing with cc stuff

[hardy mortar]

why does lewis have the most random requests bahahaha

like how does he lose his pants

i still havent found them

[thorn steppe]

hmmm

[hidden meadow]

artisan

best perk on the game

[thorn steppe]

i don't make any now....

[hidden meadow]

you probably will later on

[boreal ice]

You can use fertilizer for crop growth

[hidden meadow]

pretty much everything you do is an artisan good

[thorn steppe]

can always change it tho

[boreal ice]

Its ez to buy or make

[calm sandal]

if u think 10k g is no biggy, sure i guess

[hidden meadow]

if u wanna be super optimal go agri for now and change to artisan whenever you sell big amounts of artisan goods

[lavish basin]

I always pick agriculturist and change over to artisan when I actually have things to sell

[hidden meadow]

but ye, 10k every time

[thorn steppe]

just let me show ya

[thorn steppe]

time to water crops again 💀

[thorn steppe]

full berries

[lavish basin]

You really gotta invest in some sprinklers for fall lol

[boreal ice]

Fr

[thorn steppe]

i think ill step down in fall

make it halff

[boreal ice]

Get 2 mils

[thorn steppe]

also i went agri

brb

[calm sandal]

[west hearth]

artisan is my fav forever

mayo supremacy

[calm sandal]

horray mayo

[west hearth]

me desperately trying to gather as much iridium as i can before fall

[shy meadow]

are there any spring crops that can be made into wine?

[frank kayak]

yes

1

[west hearth]

yes. the best would be strawberries and rhubarb if you’ve got it

[frank kayak]

1 ez to get

[west hearth]

well actually..would rhubarb be better for jam?

[lavish basin]

Quality sprinklers are good enough tbf

[frank kayak]

1 needed a unlock

[lavish basin]

Best use of iridium is crystalariums

[lavish basin]

Wine is better

[west hearth]

i need to get the recipe for the crystalariums so bad 😭

i only have one pumping out jade

[shy meadow]

ooo alright

[west hearth]

ok bet that’s what i thought but then i started second guessing myself 💀

[shy meadow]

my processed chest kekekee

[foggy totem]

poor

[lavish basin]

General rule is that kegs are better for fruits and jars for veggies

[shy meadow]

had to kill all my animals at late winter bc i had no food..

[west hearth]

based

[lavish basin]

Listen here beth

[west hearth]

ooooo that’s a good haul

[west hearth]

[frank kayak]

2.25x vs 3x

[peak estuary]

Never kill the animals! 😡😡😡 /j

[lavish basin]

[calm sandal]

like, just buy from marnie.

and i believe a hay is not even hurt a single egg profit

[torn quail]

[slow mirage]

where can I fish sea trash

[willow perch]

I get too attached

[calm sandal]

btw butcher mod exist--

[willow perch]

Could never

[hidden meadow]

butcher mod is a crime

[lavish basin]

Animals are too cute

[west hearth]

me and these weeds are gonna have problems. 🙏🏼

[cobalt hare]

Is the mobile version multiplayer?

[tulip maple]

Same 😀

[hidden meadow]

no

[willow perch]

Don’t think so

[thorn steppe]

year 1 on summer? if not dont care

[hidden meadow]

Friends, not food

[peak estuary]

[west hearth]

i freaking wish lol

[west hearth]

THEY JUST TOOK OUT ONE OF MY JARS. 🙏🏼

[peak estuary]

EXCUSE ME HOWWWWWWWWWW

[cobalt hare]

damn i hoped so

[west hearth]

me with the weeds rn

[peak estuary]

I think so

[tulip maple]

☠️uff..

[lavish basin]

Its not

[peak estuary]

Oh, well, I play on switch so I have no clue

[hidden meadow]

[lethal mango]

Lmao it's not, trust me

[tulip maple]

Yep there's only two options
"New" and "load" 🥲

[hidden meadow]

omg evelyn is typing

[tulip maple]

🥲🥲🥲🥲

Me is not the in game evelyn 😭

[peak estuary]

GRANNYYYYYYYYYYY /j

[tulip maple]

AYOOOOOO noooo

🤣😭

[peak estuary]

Am I the only one who calls Evelyn, Granny?

[hidden meadow]

uh she literally invites every player to do just that

[peak estuary]

Yea, exactly why I do it :)

[hidden meadow]

the name change lmao

[tulip maple]

Yup much better now

[peak estuary]

Pfft

[tulip maple]

[west hearth]

evelyn is my bff

[ocean ibex]

I call evelynn as grama

And george as george

[hidden meadow]

ye you grew up together after all

[tulip maple]

I just give a flower everyday 😀

[west hearth]

so true, we used to make the lads swoon before she met george

[tulip maple]

To granny

[ocean ibex]

I call alex as philosopher

[peak estuary]

Same

[ocean ibex]

I call clint as best pal

[hidden meadow]

[rare aspen]

why does sam look like goku

[hidden meadow]

hes gohan smh

[ocean ibex]

Hes gohan's descendsnt

[tulip maple]

His hairstyle is inspired from that

Lolll

[hearty wren]

holy cow

[hidden meadow]

OMG NOW WAY CONGRATS

[tulip maple]

Ooo update he's my boyfi

[hidden meadow]

[ocean ibex]

Is that a rare thing?

[tulip maple]

Whaaaa

[hearty wren]

gonna send my credit card right away

xd

[peak estuary]

Now you have gone to far /hj

[ocean ibex]

Sam has a dialogue where he wants to meet his great great grandpa, goten

[rare aspen]

wouldnt doubt that tbh

[thorn steppe]

any uses for this? kind of expensive to use as an energy source

[lavish basin]

Demetrius loves it

And a lot of people like it

[thorn steppe]

gave him golden strawberry

[lavish basin]

Thats about it

[peak estuary]

Well, I gave it to Sam and he liked it

[lavish basin]

Yeah he likes it

[minor sage]

Liked isn’t enough he gotta love it

[peak estuary]

I think Sebastian does too

[lavish basin]

Yeah they like it, not love it

Like and love are different

[thorn steppe]

need 3 quick artifacts that i can easily get for ||sewer key||

[lavish basin]

Well thats rng

[gloomy bronze]

Dig up the worms in the ground and the ||skeletons on the ice level drop a artifact||

[minor sage]

Prismatic shard 🤔

[shy meadow]

ALEX....

[lavish basin]

They have a 0.5% chance of dropping one

[frank kayak]

no ||galaxy sword||

if you have a dino egg donate that

dinos are mid (well very mid)

[full osprey]

Alex-

[frank kayak]

outclassed by a chicken

[full osprey]

This is why I throw rocks at him

[ocean ibex]

Sve

[rare aspen]

what the fuck did you just give him

[full osprey]

Salmon berry iirc

[vernal sequoia]

Divorce papers

[gloomy bronze]

😅

[gloomy bronze]

THANKS????

BRO WAS TRAUMATIZED

[shy meadow]

just a little salmon berry...

[full osprey]

A little

[vernal sequoia]

He was meaning to ask you for a divorce for a while

[thorn steppe]

hoe upgrade?

[rare aspen]

i mean

[full osprey]

No

[rare aspen]

id say a pickaxe would help more

[full osprey]

Why would u even upgrade a hoe

[thorn steppe]

to make more space faster

[full osprey]

What

[rare aspen]

to dig faster

[thorn steppe]

to dig more area for crops

[full osprey]

Wait what

[rare aspen]

you can dig 5 tiles in front of you with steel hoe

[full osprey]

I thought it just speedier

Wowww

I thought thats only uranium

[rare aspen]

nah it works for watering can too

[full osprey]

Irdium

[rare aspen]

if you hold it it shows up

[thorn steppe]

pickaxe it is

[full osprey]

Yh

[thorn steppe]

@full osprey

[full osprey]

Omg

I never knew it

My hoe/can are still tier 1

[thorn steppe]

💀 so much cloth from newspaper

[full osprey]

Wot

What

How

Also your cursor hides it

[thorn steppe]

its 7 do math 😛

[full osprey]

Im bad at mathematics

[thorn steppe]

recycling newpaper

[lavish basin]

Soggy newspaper in a recycler has a 10% chance to turn into cloth

[full osprey]

Wow

[thorn steppe]

worth or not?

[full osprey]

I need a recycler

[frank kayak]

no

[lavish basin]

Not in my opinion, it's just gonna get replaced as soon as you find a prismatic, if I buy a weapon I prefer buying a steel falchion

[thorn steppe]

cheap AF

[full osprey]

How

Do u make 1

[frank kayak]

make 10

[lavish basin]

Fishing level 3 I believe gives the recipe

[frank kayak]

you gonna need it

[full osprey]

Im at 2

[frank kayak]

GL

[thorn steppe]

or be like me : Use automate mod

[full osprey]

Oh

Im at ps4 no mods for me

[frank kayak]

you get 1 for doing something in the CC

[thorn steppe]

L

[frank kayak]

F

[full osprey]

W

[thorn steppe]

is it worth it if i have a bone sword? I need a lil guidance for ||skull cavern|| if you can offer that

[full osprey]

Heres s good guidance: dont die

[thorn steppe]

i couldnt get past 1st floor without being invaded

💀

[full osprey]

The eels are annoying

Grab food

And staircases

Also at floor 25 ||you completr the quest and get 10,000 cash||

||from Qi||

[strange sage]

Bone sword is enough to carry you till you get a ||prismatic shard||

[lavish basin]

Don't forget to use a spoiler tag when talking about ||skull cavern||

[strange sage]

||even though skull cavern key doesn't need spoilers||

[lavish basin]

You don't know what the skull key is for when you get it

[rare aspen]

||it really does||

[full osprey]

Yeah

[lavish basin]

And it's not tied to CC in any way

[lavish basin]

It doesn't

[full osprey]

Altho just hearing the SC 1 time gives you a good judgment of what it is for

[rare aspen]

i would guess the name is the indicator of its existance

[lavish basin]

Skull key you get from the mines, it's not related to the community center

[full osprey]

Fr

[lavish basin]

For a new player theyre not gonna associate a key with a ||cavern|| but ok

[full osprey]

I mean

||skull cavern, a key shaped with skull||

[rare aspen]

||skull CAVERN key||

[full osprey]

Average human would put 1 ans 1 together

[lavish basin]

It's called skull key.

[full osprey]

And its called sc

[rare aspen]

then yeah youre right lol

[full osprey]

So it matches to each other

[lavish basin]

But that's assuming that they've heard of the ||skull cavern|| before

[full osprey]

Yeah

[lavish basin]

If you're doing a blind playthrough, you're not just gonna know that

[full osprey]

Altho ngl idk a single human who doesnt click spoilers immediately

Unless its for a show or smth

Alr im gonna go watch a movie stay quaggy

[lavish basin]

People that don't want to get spoilered

[thorn steppe]

|| i associated it with a dungeon ||

[lavish basin]

Not too far off

[thorn steppe]

[lavish basin]

Gotta do the quest

[thorn steppe]

imma go get the horsy

tempting

does it work on regular coop?

[swift frost]

Dance party

[lavish basin]

It does

[rare aspen]

works on all coops

and barns

[rare aspen]

definetly worth it

[swift frost]

I have few questions

[lavish basin]

That's very rare

[thorny scaffold]

I had a random owl statue appear on my farm I’m in summer yr 2 maybe I missed something but I’m confused lmao

Ok nvm I see it’s just random

[west hearth]

it’s just a neat random event!

it used to be a rare event but it’s not anymore

OPEN UP PIERRE

I WANT SEEDS NOW!!!!!!

[thorn steppe]

most bullshit thing

[lavish basin]

Agree with Robin

[thorn steppe]

nah ill be the nerdy ass engineer that i am n say the opposite

[lethal mango]

Just found out someone likes me

Like, at my school

[ocean ibex]

Congrats?

[lethal mango]

Idk

[frank kayak]

vegetable in game

you cannot make wine from a tomato

no matter how hard you try

demetrius is wrong

[thorn steppe]

question is there a benefit to extra mining levels?

cause i can purchase a miner's treat

[frank kayak]

I think so

but idk

Each level adds +1 to Pickaxe proficiency

less energy consuming when mining

[thorn steppe]

not interested for what i am gonna do then

[lethal mango]

Guess I have a gf now, how do I do this lmao

[thorn steppe]

wat

[lethal mango]

Irl

Like, she's sitting across from the room I'm in

[west hearth]

idk give her food and water

kidding don’t do that

actually maybe yeah give her food

food typically makes women very happy

[lethal mango]

Fair

Is chocolate still a good option?

[west hearth]

most of the time

[ocean ibex]

Marry her

Give her mermaid pendant

[hidden meadow]

Yeah, talking to her every day and giving he gifts two times a week is fine

birthdays count extra

also not being on discord while shes around sounds good lol

[west hearth]

real

[thorny scaffold]

Every item that says I can donate it to the museum, should I? Or some should I save for something else?

[west hearth]

the only one i can think of off the top of my head would be the prismatic shard

keep the first one you find

[hidden meadow]

You are more or less free to donate every item apart from a prismatic shard and the dino egg artifact

those are useful to keep at first

[thorny scaffold]

Okay have a Dino egg not the prismatic shard yet

[hidden meadow]

You could make an argument for selling diamonds instead of donating them blablabla, but the rest is fine to just donate

[thorny scaffold]

Thank youuuu

[hidden meadow]

Another satisfied customer Bethany

[west hearth]

look at us go

[hidden meadow]

amazing

[west hearth]

do i get a bonus if i get a certain amount of satisfied customers

[lavish basin]

What are you two plotting

[west hearth]

DAVID

[hidden meadow]

OMG ITS DAVID

[lavish basin]

BETH

[hidden meadow]

AND BETHANY

[lavish basin]

OMG ITS BANNIS

[west hearth]

OMG

[lavish basin]

[west hearth]

THE TRIAD IS UNITED

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

BRAIN CELL DAMAGE REUNITES ONCE AGAIN

[west hearth]

[lethal mango]

It's IRL

[hidden meadow]

yes im aware

[hidden meadow]

Thats why this message exists

[lethal mango]

Ahh

[hidden meadow]

would be dope if they added discord to stardew

[west hearth]

discord expansion pack

i’m so glad CA never added dlc

[hidden meadow]

He gave us hours upon hours of content for free 🥹

[west hearth]

he is the chaddest chad to ever chad 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

Chad

Man

Im too lazy for that shit

[hidden meadow]

uhhhhhh

[west hearth]

i guess not being able to mod has its perks

[lavish basin]

Updating those 10 would take like

2 minutes

[hidden meadow]

wellllllllllllll

[lavish basin]

Can I be bothered?

[ocean ibex]

30 minutes for me

[lavish basin]

Well

[ocean ibex]

My pc is windows vista

[hidden meadow]

actual brain damage right here

[west hearth]

LOL

[lavish basin]

lmao real

[ocean ibex]

Press the update all button

[hidden meadow]

im afraid of 1.6 lol, ill need to put in some work

[west hearth]

GIB ME THE CARROTS. 🙏🏼

[gaunt gale]

Hello

[hidden meadow]

oh carrots are going to be a thing?

[hidden meadow]

elloo

[lavish basin]

Hey Gorilla

[west hearth]

it was implied

[gaunt gale]

They already? Cave carrots

[lavish basin]

I mean when I pinged CA he dropped a carrot in chat

[lavish basin]

So maybe...

[open wagon]

New farmers

[hidden meadow]

How about a proper spring crop tho?

[gaunt gale]

Honestly

[thorn steppe]

how do i get naut shell?

[lavish basin]

Hello Star

[west hearth]

the man, the myth, the legend himself dropped a carrot in chat with no context and then dipped

[open wagon]

Hello

[lavish basin]

Winter foraging at the beach

[west hearth]

hiii

[ocean ibex]

Toaster

[hidden meadow]

[open wagon]

That’s so real

I would do that if I was a very successful developer

[west hearth]

all thanks to david

#ThatsMyBrother

[lavish basin]

Me

[ocean ibex]

David

[lavish basin]

[thorn steppe]

BRUH

[hidden meadow]

[pallid drift]

Anybody know when the new updates coming to Xbox?

[ocean ibex]

My stardew can no longer run

[west hearth]

no, there’s currently no eta for when the update is releasing

[lavish basin]

We dont even know when its coming out to pc

[hidden meadow]

is it obese?

[pallid drift]

I know that but I'm saying is most of the time people have an estimate

Cuz PC gets updates first
Then switch I think Xbox

[gaunt gale]

Mail, fish ponds, beach farm forage throughout the year, beach forage in winter

[west hearth]

we don’t have an estimate currently

[lavish basin]

Cant really make an estimate

We have no idea, no one does

[ocean ibex]

Its disabled

[gaunt gale]

They may be delayed to update together

[pallid drift]

I'm pretty sure they said it was coming out this year on PC

[hidden meadow]

nah

[abstract wyvern]

try turning it on

[lavish basin]

No one said that

[west hearth]

it might but we have no idea when

[gaunt gale]

That’s never been said

[west hearth]

i think CA prefers to not give himself deadlines tbh

[lavish basin]

POEECHHH

[pallid drift]

Oh well my friend lied

[hidden meadow]

Nothing good comes from setting vague deadlines

[gaunt gale]

Mostly because of the toxic community

[ocean ibex]

Is my pc too old? I can no longer run stardew

[gaunt gale]

How old is your computer?

[hidden meadow]

if phones can run it, pcs can too

[abstract wyvern]

DAVID

[ocean ibex]

Windows vista

[west hearth]

i know that when he was doing an interview for haunted chocolatier he said that he has no eta for it because he doesn’t want the pressure of having to finish it by a certain time. so i figure he’d probably feel the same about updates

[hidden meadow]

oh damn

[gaunt gale]

Maybe lol

[west hearth]

which i can appreciate cause he’s able to work more efficiently without pressure

meaning better content and less bugs 🙏🏼

[hidden meadow]

people here wont remember what a windows vista is

[west hearth]

i’m having war flashbacks

[ocean ibex]

I open my stardew

[open wagon]

I like that a lot honestly

[thorn steppe]

when u don't have a keg 💀

[open wagon]

Set dates get me overhyped

[ocean ibex]

And it just blue screens

[thorn steppe]

i need a keg

[open wagon]

And then I can’t do anything but think about it

[abstract wyvern]

mm jars

[jagged wraith]

Don't even talk to me unless you're running Windows XP 😎

[hidden meadow]

kegged egg 😋

[gaunt gale]

How have you been playing stardew so far?

[jagged wraith]

Kegg

[abstract wyvern]

kegged clams and mussels 😋

[ocean ibex]

Windows vista early game

[abstract wyvern]

i sure do love shellfish juice

[gaunt gale]

Ah it only crashes recently

[west hearth]

mmmm 🤩

[ocean ibex]

It started crashing after reaching 140 hours

[hidden meadow]

slurp

[ocean ibex]

Then dies

[gaunt gale]

Do you own a phone?

[ocean ibex]

Im on phone rn

[gaunt gale]

That’s somewhat capable of running stardew?

[thorn steppe]

no need to talk , you get a virus alert when i sent a message . That or your pc crashes

[jagged wraith]

Try moving your save out of the game folder and loading the game?

[ocean ibex]

No clue

[gaunt gale]

Just buy stardew on the phone and export your game there to play on your phone

[ocean ibex]

I have nokia that has buttons

[hidden meadow]

you are straight outta 2005

[jagged wraith]

Why would you say that out loud to another person?

[hidden meadow]

invest in tesla or something

[ocean ibex]

Yes i downloaded discord on the nokia appstore

[west hearth]

so real

[ocean ibex]

Dont questiom how

Im a genius

[west hearth]

i remember having a nokia

[hidden meadow]

good ol time

[west hearth]

those things are absolute bricks

[jagged wraith]

OG snake game 🫡

[west hearth]

i took a hammer to a nokia once to test its durability, and the nokia won

[ocean ibex]

I once lifted the phone on top of my face playing snakes

I woke up in the hospital

[open wagon]

lmao

[jagged wraith]

No wonder you use vista with that brain damage

[west hearth]

did someone say brain damage

[hidden meadow]

DID I HEAR BRAIN DAMAGE????

lol

[jagged wraith]

What have I done

[open wagon]

Brain damage :0

[ocean ibex]

Brain damadamdamdage

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

we are genuinely sharing a cell

[open wagon]

I definitely have some fr

[hidden meadow]

cell in a mental facility if we keep going like this lmao

[lavish basin]

Brain damage?

[west hearth]

the triad has awakened

[open wagon]

[west hearth]

BRAIN CELL DAMAGE, ASSEMBLE

[lavish basin]

I do have that damage too

[open wagon]

qwq

[ocean ibex]

Imma try install stardew on nokia

[hidden meadow]

this is why lol

[jagged wraith]

oml

[open wagon]

I always name my farm something stupid

[lavish basin]

I named that fam

[west hearth]

david is the brain, bannis is the damage

[abstract wyvern]

u know when the townspeople add ur farm name to everything player related

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

Beth is the damaged cell

[ocean ibex]

I named mine not a farm

[jagged wraith]

You're the funds?

[undone pawn]

Yo

[lavish basin]

Hey void

[undone pawn]

I got a key from gunther

[west hearth]

yeah bannis dropped me on my head ):

[hidden meadow]

Yes, the number is beth's age

[undone pawn]

What do i do with this

[abstract wyvern]

||u get to meet krobus with the key||

[open wagon]

lmao

[ocean ibex]

Give it to marlon

[jagged wraith]

Checks out

[west hearth]

real

[abstract wyvern]

||gives access to the sewers||

[lavish basin]

You can enter the sewers

[undone pawn]

Thanks mate

[open wagon]

I am just a bystander to the stardew server lore

[hidden meadow]

|| amoogus ||

[west hearth]

oh my gosh

[hidden meadow]

wow

[ocean ibex]

||#yi||

[west hearth]

why is it so big

[abstract wyvern]

||amo m mo ogu s ||

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

BANNIS NO

[open wagon]

what is happening

[abstract wyvern]

ultra brain dmg

[hidden meadow]

I HAD NO CHOICE

[open wagon]

[west hearth]

don’t make me get the spray bottle.

[hidden meadow]

[open wagon]

[ocean ibex]

"Not enough storage"

[hidden meadow]

how is that an emoji

[ocean ibex]

My stardew stopped downloading

[open wagon]

Cause

[west hearth]

[open wagon]

[west hearth]

there there

[ocean ibex]

You grew a flower toaster

[west hearth]

ok so i’m game planning

i need to get my moomoos

and i need to get coffee seeds

[hidden meadow]

yas

[west hearth]

i’ve got my kegs going and my jars going too

and i’m stocking up on starfruit

so

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

soon enough, i will be able to buy a lot of eel

spicy eel ofc

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

and i’ll get other buffs

[near trout]

Hi girls

[west hearth]

🙏🏼 LETS GOOOOOO

girls…

[hidden meadow]

THATS THE PLAN

[thorn steppe]

anything else to bring to || skull cavern ? ||

[undone pawn]

||what does the statue of uncertainty do||

[near trout]

Yeah im not gay

[west hearth]

[thorn steppe]

imma get rid of the watering can and the scythe

[hidden meadow]

just in case anyone was wondering

[abstract wyvern]

more food buffs imo

[undone pawn]

Spelled that horribly wrong

Well what does it do

[west hearth]

this just in: if you’re a guy and you have a convo with another guy, you’re gay

[thorn steppe]

i barely have any

[abstract wyvern]

what's the other food buff

[near trout]

Okey guys my fault

[hidden meadow]

coffee would be nice, but you definitely need some explosives and maybe even a couple staircases

[thorn steppe]

bro if you breathe , you breathe micro particles of pps so you are gay

[abstract wyvern]

||changes ur professions||

[near trout]

Hi beautiful and cute girls*

[gloomy bronze]

Man wasted 30k gold

[lavish basin]

Lets you change professions

[west hearth]

not the casanova entering chat

[hidden meadow]

[abstract wyvern]

basically the skills u choose ||at levels 5 and 10 of each skill||

[hidden meadow]

feeling charmed already

[ocean ibex]

I thought it was a post cc thing

[thorn steppe]

||isnt it on sunday that i can trade jade for stairs? ||

[hidden meadow]

yes

[lavish basin]

Sewer isnt post cc

[ocean ibex]

I thought its one one the 3

[thorn steppe]

got 10

[undone pawn]

Goddamn ||krobus is expensive asf||

[ocean ibex]

Didnt know it was called that

[ocean ibex]

I just call it the statue of skills

Or dog statue

[hidden meadow]

maybe keep a few to put in crystalariums at some point

[west hearth]

have you got a crystalarium

[undone pawn]

Is there anything else for me in the sewers

[west hearth]

oh i see it now

[ocean ibex]

Post cc ye

[thorn steppe]

nah bro i don't cuz i am lvl 8 mining

[lavish basin]

A legendary fish in the sewer water

[open wagon]

:3

[undone pawn]

Ah

[west hearth]

you’ve got one in the corner there

[open wagon]

pretty real

[thorn steppe]

by the time i get lvl 9 mining i will have more

[hidden meadow]

lolll

[west hearth]

how do i get the recipe for crystalarium tho?

[hidden meadow]

mining 9

[ocean ibex]

Lvl o

[west hearth]

oh word

[hidden meadow]

you get mining lvls fairly quick in sc

[ocean ibex]

Œ

[hidden meadow]

iridium nodes give 50 or 60xp each

[ocean ibex]

Ə

Þ

[hidden meadow]

spooky p trying to figure out conversations

[west hearth]

also ||my trading merchant doesn’t have staircases yet.. when do i get that lol||

[hidden meadow]

only sunday

[ocean ibex]

Ü look at this smily face

ª

[west hearth]

OHHHHH

okay makes sense ty nerd

[hidden meadow]

do i need a catchphrase or something

[west hearth]

OPEN UP ALREADY

[west hearth]

absolutely

[rare aspen]

is there a specific strategy to beat Journey of the praire king or should you just play it normally?

[ocean ibex]

Play normally

Dodge prolly

[west hearth]

where do i get coffee seeds omg……….

[ocean ibex]

Travelling mart

[hidden meadow]

travelling cart or dust sprites

[west hearth]

i’m gonna throw hands with pierre

for not selling it

[hidden meadow]

killing dust sprites is good, you need coal and a burglar ring anyway

[open wagon]

[lavish basin]

Burger ring so worth

[hidden meadow]

fr fr

[open wagon]

It is great

[open wagon]

Burger ring

[lavish basin]

Boorgir

[open wagon]

Bearger

[ocean ibex]

·

[west hearth]

so just go farm 41?

[hidden meadow]

45, 55 and 65 via elevator

[ocean ibex]

ß

[open wagon]

I wish my bf was online

[west hearth]

🙏🏼

ty

[lavish basin]

Tell him to get on

[open wagon]

It’s 11:43 pm for them

[ocean ibex]

Ƙ

[open wagon]

They are probs asleep

[ocean ibex]

11:43pm here

[open wagon]

what country

[ocean ibex]

Philippines

[open wagon]

MY BF LIVES THERE TOO XD

[ocean ibex]

Waw

[hidden meadow]

wow who wouldve thought

[ocean ibex]

You have a bf?

[hidden meadow]

considering its the same time zone

[ocean ibex]

Thats insane

[hidden meadow]

real shocker

[open wagon]

ok but like

[west hearth]

sassy bannis

[ocean ibex]

Does he also use discord?

[open wagon]

Australia

[hidden meadow]

only spiders live in australia

[open wagon]

Nuh uh

[west hearth]

and kangaroos

[undone pawn]

Yooo my barn finished building

[hidden meadow]

koalas i guess

[undone pawn]

What animals do i buy first

[lavish basin]

Cow

[hidden meadow]

chimkn

[west hearth]

moomoos

[ocean ibex]

Shep

[open wagon]

yeah

[lavish basin]

Barn

[undone pawn]

I dont know man
I dont think chickens live in barns

[lavish basin]

Silly Bannis

[hidden meadow]

oh i only read the second message lol

[ocean ibex]

I'd put chicken in the barn

[open wagon]

Chicks in the barn

[hidden meadow]

sowwy, im a new farmer i dont know the game

[west hearth]

they do in bannisland i guess

[lavish basin]

Aw awe you new to the gwame?

[ocean ibex]

Good for you

[west hearth]

avg new farmer

[undone pawn]

GODDAMN MARNIE ISNT HERE

[ocean ibex]

Im all alone here

[open wagon]

uwu

[undone pawn]

WHY DOES SHE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEAR

[ocean ibex]

Monday and tuesday just give up

[lavish basin]

Marnie doesnt work monday or tuesday

[west hearth]

uwu just ask hew nicewy to come bwack!~ ^_^

[deep pollen]

🧌 im baaaack

[undone pawn]

I hope her ranch burns down 🙏

[lavish basin]

No

[open wagon]

uwu swounds wike a gwood idea

[ocean ibex]

You wont be able to buy chickens

[lavish basin]

THAALLL

[deep pollen]

my keyboard is white help

[undone pawn]

Doesnt matter

[deep pollen]

whynis it white what the fuc

[undone pawn]

I want her dead

[west hearth]

that’s violent

[ocean ibex]

Marlon will be mad

And beat you up to another savefile

[undone pawn]

I will kill him too

[rare aspen]

you wont

he would eat you alive

[ocean ibex]

You cant

[undone pawn]

I should make a silo

[deep pollen]

I have dark mode on why is my phone blinding me

[ocean ibex]

Clint will squish you to death as backup

He weights 300 pounds

[trim horizon]

Raining

Ah yes I love it

Irl also do u love ingame rains?

[west hearth]

i love when it rains

less work for me 🙏🏼

[deep pollen]

I need rain again

[hidden meadow]

emo phase showing right here

[deep pollen]

the sky must open to satisfy my needs

[west hearth]

BECAUSE TONOIGHT WILL BE THE NOIGHT THAHT I WILL FALL FOR YEHW OVAR AGAAINNN

[ocean ibex]

I dislike the rain

It made my computer into a star

[rare aspen]

get out of bed dum dum

[abstract wyvern]

what's wrong with that ?

[deep pollen]

brother I'm in school

[dry tulip]

Same

[west hearth]

imagine having to go to school

[abstract wyvern]

ur computer has fans all over the world now

[ocean ibex]

The room is gonna be hotter than the surface of venus

[deep pollen]

imagine having to pay taxes

[dry tulip]

Bro did not take that

[west hearth]

that will be you someday thall. just you wait.

[ocean ibex]

Joker fears irs

[deep pollen]

I'm gonna evade taxes 🔥

[lavish basin]

Soon enough you will

[dry tulip]

Bro wants to be a criminal

[hidden meadow]

you got all of yourtaxes ahead of ya, we'll never be in school again

[ocean ibex]

Joker encourages you

[west hearth]

periyaaaaattttt

[open wagon]

Taxes owo

[west hearth]

i finished the hard part 🙏🏼

i got the freedom expansion pack now

[deep pollen]

school mad easy

[hidden meadow]

ye no shit

[west hearth]

i can sleep in and not get written up for being late 🗣️🗣️🗣️

and no homework 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[deep pollen]

I haven't had homework since like 6th grade

[dry tulip]

What 😨

[hidden meadow]

are you in 7th grade rn?

[deep pollen]

also getting written up for being late is wild 💀

[deep pollen]

2nd grade get it right

I just learned to walk like 5 months ago

[hidden meadow]

over achiever

[dry tulip]

I got suspended for being late 💀

[lavish basin]

Aw little baby

[deep pollen]

what prison schools did you guys go through

I have like no punishment for late arrival

[open wagon]

my school is

very prison

[dry tulip]

Same

[west hearth]

pretty sure my high school was a prison in its past life

[deep pollen]

I just gotta get a slip and give it to my teacher

like 4-5 tardies = an after school detention

but that's probably gonna change soon since we bullied our principal into a leave of absence

[open wagon]

That’s a punishment =w=

[feral panther]

hello

[deep pollen]

after 5 days

[feral panther]

who wanna play with me its boring alone

[open wagon]

Well thats pretty typical

[deep pollen]

and getting excused for absences and tardies are super ez

[thorn steppe]

yoooooooo pog drop

[open wagon]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

nvm wrong one

[west hearth]

hi, you’ll have better luck in #1139016532966506576

[open wagon]

just look down

[west hearth]

let’s goooooo

[feral panther]

i bosted there but asking here also

[west hearth]

well then

[gaunt gale]

Wdym

I asked if they had a phone capable of playing stardew then said they could export the save there if so

[jagged wraith]

Making a joke like playing games on mobile sucks

[gaunt gale]

Oh nah you’re a mobile hater

[jagged wraith]

Controls are just terrible to me

[west hearth]

mobile is fun

[gaunt gale]

Fair enough, they take a bit of getting used to

[gilded compass]

I prefer mobile over console

[gaunt gale]

Same by far

[jagged wraith]

Used to play among us on mobile a lot before I moved to pc and now there's no way I can go back

[west hearth]

taking game with me wherever i go make brain go brrrr

[gaunt gale]

I can make the buttons pretty close to what a virtual console would be and it’s portable

[deep pollen]

if I ever play a game on my phone I have this tiny little controller I use

[gilded compass]

5min bus ride? Time to harvest some crops🤪

[gaunt gale]

^ I have a save that I just fish in

[jagged wraith]

Wish I did use mobile rn my computers been broke for a week can't kiss my husband Harvey

[gaunt gale]

On mobile and it’s just for short car rides

[gilded compass]

Omw to woo Harvey in my new save

[jagged wraith]

Tell him I miss and love him

[gilded compass]

I'm sure he'll send his regards

[west hearth]

good morning

oh

ok then

[noble drift]

they was too shy

[rocky shale]

huh

[west hearth]

[rocky shale]

cring

[jagged wraith]

PARKOUR

[rocky shale]

u can do parkour

[west hearth]

PARKOUR

[noble drift]

yeah stardew is all about parkour

[rocky shale]

it's is

[noble drift]

fr its is

[rocky shale]

i never done parkour before

[west hearth]

yeah fr

[lavish basin]

Godamn town square is active today

[thorn steppe]

can you no longer use cherry bombs with slingshots?

[noble drift]

town square is onne of the best channels

[west hearth]

yeah it is. i ran here cause it’s slower 🙏🏼

[noble drift]

when could you

[rocky shale]

i have not been on startdew in like a 1 week

[noble drift]

ur probablyt thinking of explosive ammo

i might be wrong

[jagged wraith]

Yh they look the same

[thorn steppe]

idk why i remember someone doing that

[noble drift]

i mean before i knew explosive ammo existed i tried cherry bombs

[dry tulip]

Mega bombs better

[hearty wren]

never push Y to try to accept on the submarine person dialogue, worst mistake of my life

[dry tulip]

I love mega bombs

[noble drift]

what does this do

[thorn steppe]

thats prob what they weree using

[rocky shale]

i want to play startdew so bad

[noble drift]

well dont

we are all boycotting stardew

right guys

[feral panther]

no one wanna play with me :C

[hearty wren]

It doesnt accept, it just takes 1k gold away

goodbye money

[west hearth]

be patient

[noble drift]

somebody probably does in #1139016532966506576

[noble drift]

so its a glitch??

weird

[west hearth]

they said they already posted there but that they’re posting here too 💀

[noble drift]

ok what

where are you guys

getting this info

[west hearth]

what info

[noble drift]

hey BETH

is your actual name BETH

[west hearth]

hey KINAM

yes

[noble drift]

k...

[west hearth]

why……..

[noble drift]

no reason

literally was just wondering

[hidden meadow]

this sounds so disappointed lol

[west hearth]

fr 😭

i’ll change my name if that’s what you want 🙏🏼