stardew-valley

[narrow ingot]

But in all seriousness i could not give any less fucks about the life of an animal

[gaunt lion]

You can get all the stuff you need with a vegetarian or vegan diet, if they were missing something it’s because they just weren’t eating the needed thing in general not cause of vegan or vegetarian

[narrow ingot]

Vitamin b12 iirc is hard for vegans

Which is an actual health drawback

It is

If you are a vegeterian for moral reasons

[edgy berry]

Okay but like what is the explanation of eating the culturitsic food of where i grew up and then travelling across the world and eating a diff culturistic food and having explosive dierehea

[narrow ingot]

I dont agree but atleast its a good point

[edgy berry]

but it could be cheese from one country and cheese from another

[proud pivot]

Different ingredients used in differnent locations?

[narrow ingot]

Being vegeterian for health benefits is straight up dumb

[neon bobcat]

Dino eggs take forever to hatch, geez.

[edgy berry]

but one of those cheeses years me a new one

[narrow ingot]

Yeah man

[neon bobcat]

I see y'all are still talking about diets.

[narrow ingot]

Put mine in like 6 days agi

[proud pivot]

CA should buff Dinos.

[neon bobcat]

I put my dino egg in the incubator and then got a void egg that night.

[proud pivot]

They don't have to be the best... But they're just.... Sooooo bad.

[neon bobcat]

So much demand for one little incubator.

[gaunt lion]

12 Days for a bad animal is so annoying

[narrow ingot]

Its not THAT bad

[neon bobcat]

I wouldn't call it 'bad'.

[edgy berry]

btw i got a little fairy sprinkling glitter on my crops - is this just random for the game or did I do something

[narrow ingot]

Its like 100 gold a day

[narrow ingot]

Its random

[gaunt lion]

Isn’t it the worst Coop animal money-wise

[ocean ibex]

Ca should make dino eggs produce multiple mayos

[neon bobcat]

None of the animals are 'bad'. 🥺

[gaunt lion]

Crop Fairy
Randomly grows your crops

[narrow ingot]

Yes but still

[narrow ingot]

Except sheep

[edgy berry]

nice

wish she did it on my cauliflower instead of my parsnips

[neon bobcat]

I love the sheep. They're adorable.

[proud pivot]

Sheep are good if you have the perks for it. Better than most animals actually.

[gaunt lion]

This is a sell or be sold world
Make Money or bye bye

[neon bobcat]

[proud pivot]

Just most people don't want to bother swapping around their perks.

[full osprey]

What to donwith first ancient seed

[full kite]

Yup

[neon bobcat]

I mean, they still make money.

[lavish basin]

Plant it

[full osprey]

Its winter

Also where doni het amethyst

[neon bobcat]

Grow it, and then stuff it in the seed maker.

[full osprey]

[full osprey]

The what now

[neon bobcat]

Speaking of amethysts! It's Abigail's birthdya. Thank you for the reminder.

[gaunt lion]

Seed Maker
Machine that turns Crops into Seeds

[full osprey]

How do i get it

[proud pivot]

I need real to do the math on Sheep again, cause people mad underrate them.

[neon bobcat]

A sweet little machine that replicates seeds that you get at farming level 9.

[full osprey]

Im at 7

[gaunt lion]

Plant it ASAP unless it’s Fall (or Late Summer), if you have ||Greenhouse|| then defo put it in there

It’s the 2nd Best Money Crop

[narrow ingot]

Plant pumpkins in fall

[full osprey]

Its winter and idont hav egreen house

[narrow ingot]

Well pre post cc its best money crop

[full osprey]

Ty for that advice btw i was rich

[lavish basin]

Wait till spring to plant then

[full osprey]

Ok

[gaunt lion]

Then just wait

[narrow ingot]

How rich

[lavish basin]

Starfruit is pre cc

[narrow ingot]

But it only gets really good post cc

[lavish basin]

Eh debatable

[narrow ingot]

Bc ancient fruit is 8 harvests a year

[cunning silo]

what

[narrow ingot]

While starfruit is 2

Pre post cc

[gaunt lion]

What

[cunning silo]

ancient fruit you can't get much of it early to get that many harvests

[lavish basin]

Ah ok I see what you mean

[gaunt lion]

Oh right it takes a season to grow

[narrow ingot]

I mean debatable

A greenhouse full of ancient fruit produces a good number of seeds

[keen jewel]

so is it cool to give foraged flowers to villagers as gifts, or do i need to save them for something?

[cunning silo]

greenhouse is locked behind y1 fall

assuming you're cc route without any traveling cart

[lavish basin]

You can craft wild seeds with them to grow more forageables, but there are some forageables that are liked by certain people too

[gaunt lion]

Most foraged flowers are neutral gifts and are decent like very early on as gifts, very early

Cheap Crops like Parsnips are Universal Likes are great for gifts

If you’re trying to focus someone try to get a loved gift for them depending on how easy it is to get the loved gift

[keen jewel]

ok thanks guys. i'll gift some parsnips! with so many npcs, is it usually best to focus on just a few at a time to raise friendship with?

[narrow ingot]

Give everyone gifts on birthdays

You can only gift twice a week so judt focus on a few people

[keen jewel]

ok thanks!!

[vital lake]

does anyone here know how long it takes ducks to produce a feather

[narrow ingot]

2 days with a low chance

[gaunt lion]

Usually I focus one romance partner and then anyone who has a thing I want or know I will want later
And birthday gifts are always great if you can get something

[narrow ingot]

Is affected with daily luck

[lavish basin]

It depends on friendship and daily luck

[gaunt gale]

Very little by the latter

[torpid vector]

what are void essence for?

[full kite]

Crafting

[gaunt lion]

Crafting mainly

[narrow ingot]

Not rlt

It can add up to 10% chance

Of duck feather

[full osprey]

Willy beat me at ice event

[keen jewel]

i think i may pursue Maru or Abigail, although Abigail seems a bit on the freaky side in here interests! lol

[full osprey]

Im 100% he cheated

[narrow ingot]

Ratio

[full osprey]

How do i kill everyone

[vital lake]

oh lord 😭 thank you, im trying to the year 1 complete and i upgraded my coop really late

[full osprey]

Is there like a pvp mode at stardew valley

[full kite]

She likes the way you handle a joystick

[gaunt lion]

Both have fairly easy loved gifts IIRC

[narrow ingot]

If u got it before winter

You probably will get it

[gaunt lion]

Abigail definitely
Maru pretty sure she has easy loved gifts

[full kite]

Yeah, strawberries make for an easy loved gift for both Maru and Demetrius

[vital lake]

i did get it in fall so im crossing my fingers, its the last item i need and im winter 8th

[narrow ingot]

Ok pray to god

Pet it every day

[cunning silo]

buy 2 extra ducks

[narrow ingot]

This can be good insurance

[vital lake]

i do, and i got heaters too and i have 2 ducks im gonna get another though'

[gaunt gale]

Yeah I always thought it was less, overall it is going to matter less than mood and friendship

[earnest harbor]

Well, Ancient Fruit would be the best i think, even when it's not stupid drunk juice

[narrow ingot]

Thing is that friendship is limited

[narrow ingot]

By the time you get ancient fruit

You have kegs

Before that sf is the best

[earnest harbor]

yeah unless you hate using kegs

[narrow ingot]

Why would you hate them

No keg challenge?

[earnest harbor]

I've gotten ancient fruit before kegs

[narrow ingot]

Sounds hard

[earnest harbor]

no i just hate wine

[narrow ingot]

Why

[earnest harbor]

and refuse to make it

[narrow ingot]

Is it a challenge run

[gaunt gale]

Yes and obviously so is mood but at max friendship it’s still going to matter more than luck

[earnest harbor]

no

i just never use kegs on any save

[proud pivot]

Grow vegitables and make Juice instead

[neon bobcat]

Yayy, a giant mushroom popped up on my farm!

[narrow ingot]

Mood is basically always 255

[narrow ingot]

Why

[west hearth]

i wish

[narrow ingot]

Do you like self imposed challenges

[earnest harbor]

because it doesnt feel legit

[gaunt gale]

It’s probably something like a added 30% chance from mood and friendship

[narrow ingot]

???

“This intended game mechanic doesnt feel legit”

[earnest harbor]

it's not a challenge because i dont use kegs in the first place

[vital lake]

do you just have personal beef with wine??

[west hearth]

what does this even mean…

[desert pulsar]

so good

[earnest harbor]

yeah pretty much

[neon bobcat]

I'm sending you shroom vibes!

[gaunt gale]

Yes and so is friendship given enough time. That doesn’t take away from the fact

[narrow ingot]

Oh you think its too op

Makes sense

[west hearth]

tyyyyy!!

[earnest harbor]

it's overused

[narrow ingot]

So too op

[gaunt gale]

And you want to feel original?

[narrow ingot]

Agreed tbh

[gaunt gale]

Not necessarily but in this case yes

[narrow ingot]

Like what was CA thinking

[west hearth]

more kegs for me

[narrow ingot]

With a 3x profit margin

[earnest harbor]

no i just want to sell a variety of crops because then it feels like im working harder

[west hearth]

yeah but it takes a lot of work to get a lot of kegs 💀

[narrow ingot]

Not rly

[gaunt gale]

Kegging doesn’t take away from having variety, optimization does

[west hearth]

for me it does smh

[narrow ingot]

You just make a tapper farm

[gaunt gale]

You don’t have to optimize

[west hearth]

it takes me FOREVER

[narrow ingot]

Up in the mountains

[proud pivot]

Be like me. I do a bit of everything on my farms!

[narrow ingot]

Just tap 2 dozen trees

[west hearth]

same

[proud pivot]

Even slime Hutch

[gaunt gale]

Kegs are overall some of the cheapest useful machines

[west hearth]

my farm has a little bit of pizzazzzzz

[narrow ingot]

Pizzas? Where do i sign up

[earnest harbor]

Im planning on doing a challenge to get as many pretty shinies and flowers as i can

[earnest harbor]

that's true

[narrow ingot]

Thats not a challenge

[gaunt gale]

What do you consider a shiny?

[earnest harbor]

it is to me. challenge is in the eye of the beholder

[gaunt gale]

How not

[narrow ingot]

No time limit

[proud pivot]

I have a building for every type of animal (except dinos), I got beehouses, a shed of kegs, 1 for jars, Fish Ponds. Makes the farm feel nice and full.

[narrow ingot]

No specified goal

[gaunt gale]

Doesn’t have to have one to be a challenge

[earnest harbor]

pretty shinies are like gemstones from nodes and pretty crystals from geodes

[earnest harbor]

there is a goal. get pretty shinies and flowers

[gaunt gale]

There is a goal. To get as many of that object as possible, “as many” is defined by them

[proud pivot]

He's trying to lure in wild Emilys and Abigails

[earnest harbor]

nah i just like pretty shinies

[narrow ingot]

Yea but you cant look at that and say “yep he did the challenge”

[proud pivot]

Too bad, you're getting wild NPCs

[earnest harbor]

they can't have them, they're mine

[narrow ingot]

As many is not a number

[light pine]

I just got a Broken Trident, a Diamond, 2 Rubys and 2 Emeralds from 1 fishing treasure box. How rare is that?

[narrow ingot]

I think 0%

[proud pivot]

Your resistance is futile

[earnest harbor]

Ooo five pretty shinies

[gaunt gale]

He can

[earnest harbor]

i dont really like abigail.

[narrow ingot]

I dont think you can get rubies and diamonds from same chest

[earnest harbor]

as i said, challenge is in the eye of the beholder

[light pine]

I wish i could send an image of it but doesnt look like i can :/

[vital lake]

but you can still focus on it and work towards them time limit or not, its still challenging therefore a challenge

[proud pivot]

Is that.... possible?
i know you can get multiple things, but 6 things?

[narrow ingot]

If you said “i want to get 50 of each shiny and flower” thats a challenge

[proud pivot]

Well, you can get up to 4 gems at once (except diamond which is 2)

[earnest harbor]

thats a challenge to you. to me, it's getting as many pretty shinies and flowers as i can

[gaunt gale]

The number of the items doesn’t count for the max amount of items it just means an additional roll for those items.

[narrow ingot]

You cant get rubies and emeralds in same chest iirc

Not sure however

[proud pivot]

What's the limit of items you can get at once then?

[light pine]

Yeah i know getting a diamond in a fishing chest is like 4-5% which so when i saw that i was like woah

[earnest harbor]

it should be possible. Random Number Generation should allow it

[narrow ingot]

Thats a goal then, not a challenge. Your goal is to get as much shinies as possible

[proud pivot]

What is the goal/challenge of this discussion?

[gaunt gale]

6 different items I beleive

[narrow ingot]

Defining challenge

[gaunt gale]

Each with their own max stack size

[earnest harbor]

challenges are just goals wwith added parameters

this is a challenge. I require shinies

[narrow ingot]

The added parameters being a way to tell that you’ve finished it

[proud pivot]

So theoretically you could get 2 Diamonds, and then 4 of 5 other gems?

[gaunt gale]

A challenge is simple a rule set or goal imposed upon oneself. A challenge can simply be a goal and can be considered as both

[gaunt gale]

There are some restrictions on the way they spawn but I haven’t done much in the way of codedigging. Also I don’t beleive there are 6 gems that have the same fishing zone parameters so in practicality no

[earnest harbor]

which means that my challenge to get as many shinies as possible counts

[gaunt gale]

Yes I would say it constitutes a challenge

The challenge is in the undefined

[earnest harbor]

Im not making money purely off of the shinies, because i want the shinies

[gaunt lion]

I think the better question here is does it matter whether or not it’s considered a challenge

[earnest harbor]

if i sell the shinies i can't have the shinies

[narrow ingot]

Theres just something wrong with me seeing “as many” in a challenge

[earnest harbor]

no the shinies are never a challenge

I just want a lot of shinies

[narrow ingot]

Like if i set a goal to get “as high” marks as i can on an exam

I feel like that isnt a proper challenge

[gaunt gale]

That’s just you then. As many for them seems to be any amount they feel like they want to get. Ofc it’s a very soft core challenge but it’s one nonetheless

[vital lake]

would it be better to put large silver star milk in a cheese maker or a small gold star milk

[narrow ingot]

Large silver

[earnest harbor]

i think softcore challenges are nice because it doesn't feel so restricting

[vital lake]

thank you

[narrow ingot]

Actually both

[gaunt gale]

Put both tbh

[gaunt lion]

Ideally both but Large = Better quality product

[narrow ingot]

Yeah what im arguing against is the “as many” part, collecting shinies is a good challenge

[proud pivot]

Large Milk = Gold qualty cheese.
Small milk = Regular quality cheese.

The quality of the milk isn't relevant.

[gaunt gale]

I think it was in regards of which would be better to sell raw

[earnest harbor]

and i wouldn't use crystalariums because i want to mine the shinies, because it feels more rewarding that way. the personal value of the shinies is increased

[narrow ingot]

I read “goat quality cheese” lol

[vital lake]

i only have 2 cheese makers becuz i have no wood and am waiting for trees to grow

[proud pivot]

Ah. Well cheese takes less than a day, so you can do both pretty easily

[vital lake]

10/10 goats would approve

[proud pivot]

It only takes like 4 hours I think?

[gaunt gale]

3 even?

[vital lake]

i be in the mines all day

[gaunt lion]

There are trees in the Farm, Cindersap Forest, The Top Path at the Bus Stop and Mountains that can all be chopped

[narrow ingot]

See yeah, a no crystallarium challenge is a good challenge

[gaunt gale]

Yeah 3 ish hours

[vital lake]

I GOT MY DUVCK FEATHER

Im legit about to cry

[narrow ingot]

Sell ir

[vital lake]

no no i need it for the community center

just did a year one complete first try😤

[earnest harbor]

nice. duck feather sounds like painnn

im usually the one raising the barn animals while someone else does the coop

[quartz axle]

How many stardrop can you use?

[earnest harbor]

as many as are in the game

[gaunt lion]

There are 7 Stardrops in the entire game so 7

[earnest harbor]

for some reason it feels like there are a lot more

[vital lake]

it was just the anxiety of waiting to see if id get one b4 the winter ended

[earnest harbor]

oh i see

[full kite]

Getting first year CC completion is only stressful the first time you attempt it

Because you have to really multi-task all the stuff that takes ages to produce

[vital lake]

well it was the first time i attempted it

[full kite]

Even if you don't make it on the first attempt, the lessons you learn virtually guarantee all subsequent attempts

[vital lake]

ive been playing the game for years and just picked it back up after i hadnt played it in awhile and tried giving it a go

[earnest harbor]

once i collect all my shinies i will make a shrinie

for all the shinie

[vital lake]

well i feel accomplished

[full kite]

You should!

[vital lake]

thank you

[final herald]

when I use the wilted bouquet can I get back together with people

[full kite]

Yes.

[final herald]

So

[earnest harbor]

yeah but they'll hate you if you get back together with them

[final herald]

define

[full kite]

It drops them down to 5 hearts

But other than that there are no gameplay implications

[final herald]

So do they proper hate you or don’t mind getting back with you

[full kite]

They won't mind at all

[main ruin]

the little fairy that flew onto my farm last night is my biggest enemy

[full kite]

Oof

Desynced your crops?

[main ruin]

because now half of my crops are growing at different speeds

SHE DID :(

[naive violet]

How can I get clay fast? Need 8 more for the silo

[full kite]

A complaint that could only come from a videogamer haha

[main ruin]

i plant them all in very specific orders and at very specific times to make sure my farm is orderly

[full kite]

Look up "clay farming" on Youtube for a guide

[main ruin]

and she comes and RUINS IT

[vital lake]

dig around in the dirt in the caves

[naive violet]

Ok thank you

[naive violet]

Will do that too

[vital lake]

which fruit trees is the most valuable?

[full kite]

Peaches and Pomegranates

[final herald]

Oj great I can get everyone to 8 hearts and decide who I want

[earnest harbor]

fuck the crop fairy all my homies hate the crop fairy

crop fairy 0/10

[full kite]

Except for when it hits your Sweet Gem berries or ancient fruits

Then she's goated

[earnest harbor]

nah still. fuck em.

[main ruin]

she specifically grew like half of my melons and half of my hot peppers

[full osprey]

Guys wth

When i went to floor 53 i was in random boss battle against tons of slimes and it gave me prismstic shard

[earnest harbor]

if she's only good with three crops, she's statistically not good with like, 20% of crops

[vital lake]

thats good, cuz i bought a pomegrante for the cc n but got it from a bat instead

[earnest harbor]

even less maybe

[main ruin]

and i'm mad because it's slightly too late to replant melons (putting aside the fact that them growing at different speeds would make me VERY upset) but it's too early in the season to leave that plot empty

[full osprey]

What to do with prismatic shard

[small coyote]

||Bring it to the 3 pillars in the desert||

[main ruin]

so half of that plot either has to stay empty for 10+ days or i have to ruin the whole 'one plot for each crop type' system and plant something random

[full kite]

I mean, the latter doesn't sound all that bad

[main ruin]

i had it planned out so that all of my melons would be done growing exactly on the 28th and everything ,,

[main ruin]

i might just plant mixed seeds there then

[full osprey]

Okay thanks ||when i unlock dessert lmao||

[full kite]

I wouldn't do that, since some of them could be melons and be wasted

[final herald]

Unlikely it will be Abigail or Hailey

[main ruin]

that's true,, hmhm

[vital lake]

Abigail is the main sutior i go with

[earnest harbor]

can you get melons from mixed seeds?

[main ruin]

maybe i'll just do flowers for now

[earnest harbor]

oh im thinking of wild seeds

[vital lake]

how do you level up foraging faster im almost at level 10 in everything else except foraging

[full kite]

You could roll over two harvests of wheat and make beer for profit

[full kite]

Chop down trees is generally the easiest way

Or plant/harvest the forage seeds in each season

[main ruin]

OOH

[full kite]

Particularly Winter

[main ruin]

i don't use my keg much so that'd actually be pretty fun

[vital lake]

kegs have been the easiest way for me to make fast money on my farms

[main ruin]

i've just been kinda experimenting with my keg but not actually making much

i've made wine and ale so far i think

[vital lake]

getting ancient fruit or starfruit helps

those sell for the most i do believe

[cobalt hare]

bro i just know for a fact im gonna have like 1k hours in this game eventually

because once i finish playing on this save file (if ever) ill be doing new saves where i try to speedrun, do fun challenges, etc

like one i have in mind is picking a specific money making method thats super unconventional and trying to make as much money possible before like year 5 or smth

[final herald]

well she’s there

[astral cairn]

without Ranchers, are chickens the only worthwhile Coop animals?

[small coyote]

There are other animals required to complete the CC if you chose that route

[astral cairn]

im already past that

now im just trying to make the most out of the coop

[small coyote]

Coop is mostly just for completing certain tasks with the animal products

Monetarily there are better choices

You can have a few rabbits and a duck or two for gifts

[full kite]

I typically raise two of each type of animal

Except pigs, for which I have a full deluxe barn

[astral cairn]

i have two pig barns

they are

stupid

easy 50k per day

[cobalt hare]

oh do people like cloth?

[desert pulsar]

don't call the pigs stupid

[small coyote]

Rabbit's foot

[cobalt hare]

Im trying to have fun but my brain just wants to optimize everything

[cobalt hare]

yeah you have the foraging 10 buff right

[astral cairn]

yup

[cobalt hare]

oh i knew that i had a stroke ig

duck feathers then?

[small coyote]

A certain NPC's loved gift

[cobalt hare]

My brain is minmaxing and i cant turn it off

[astral cairn]

i usually harvest like 40+ truffles per day, if lucky nearly 60

[livid skiff]

pigs arent exactly smart

[small coyote]

Can't mention the name because like really endgame

[cobalt hare]

tbf if you had a bunch of truffle oil makers you wouldnt even need the buff since all quality are worth less than oil

[desert pulsar]

but do they have to be called stupid :(

[astral cairn]

but oil takes time

[cobalt hare]

Pigs are smartn't

pigs arent used anymore for truffle hunting because they EAT THE GODDAMN TRUFFLES

[full kite]

Pigs are hella smart

[earnest harbor]

there's a whole RPG happening for some reason in Seasoned

[astral cairn]

and i have other stuff to do instead of waiting for the oil to be done

[cobalt hare]

if you have enough oilers for an average day's harvest then you're good

doesnt it only take one day

[astral cairn]

one day is too much

[cobalt hare]

or is it two because then ig you would need double that

[small coyote]

I'd just sell the truffles raw instead of making them into oil

If I want to invest on machines I'll just do kegs

[cobalt hare]

yeah ig thats a ton of slime and hardwood

[astral cairn]

i think it's half a day?

[cobalt hare]

Should i clear out the whole farm or just what i need

[astral cairn]

kegs are just much better on average

[astral cairn]

just do it gradually

[lavish compass]

I use 10 oil makers, then split my leftover truffles in half. Save half of the leftovers for making money in winter, sell the other half raw

[cobalt hare]

Thx

[astral cairn]

I just plant winter seeds in Winter and do other things

[lavish compass]

Yeah that's fair, I get greedy for that truffle money tho lol

[astral cairn]

i wish there's a way to help robin build faster

[full kite]

She already builds pretty quick tbh

Two days for most buildings?

[cobalt hare]

holy crap i didnt realize how good the ||bone mills are for quality fertilizer||

thats gonna save me a lot of time

[west crane]

Really? Cool.

[cobalt hare]

i mean they arent insane or anything

you still have to grind the ||skull caverns|| a fair amount

but its better than fishing lmao

[west crane]

What crops are you planning to use it to

[cobalt hare]

||ancient fruit and rare seed||

||rare seed always running in the greenhouse||

[west crane]

I dunno about the first one 🤔

[small coyote]

I thought fertilizers only affect the first harvest for multiple harvest crops?

[cobalt hare]

wait really

thats news to me

in any case ill make them into wine so it doesnt matter

in which case no fertlizier ig

[west crane]

Bruh

[cobalt hare]

i didnt think about that tbh

thanks for helping me save some time lmao

[small coyote]

Like if you use speed-gro on blueberries for example, it will only affect it's initial growth time

Subsequent growths won't be affected

[cobalt hare]

that makes sense

but ||rare seed|| on constant quality fertilizer in the ||greenhouse|| every season will go nuts for cash, lets be real

[small coyote]

I guess? But you have to rely on seed makers to replant them.

[full kite]

Nah, you just buy new ones at the traveling cart

[small coyote]

I'm not good at math so idk how will that affect your profit

[full kite]

It's pretty much never worth it to use the seed-maker like that

[cobalt hare]

but its only like 1-5 at a time

[small coyote]

I was assuming they're using the entire greenhouse

[cobalt hare]

thats not enough to keep up every season

yeah

[full kite]

That's why you plant other stuff

[cobalt hare]

what could be better i dont understand

of the regular crops

[small coyote]

Honestly I'd use the greenhouse for ||ancient fruit|| instead

[cobalt hare]

you can plant that in any season except winter outside though

[small coyote]

Less work and more profit on the long run

[cobalt hare]

which is my plan in addition to the ||rare fruit||

[full kite]

The main downside to the rare seeds is that you cannot benefit from artisan

[cobalt hare]

they still make more than ||ancient fruit||, though right

also are we just gonna not spoiler lol

idk maybe its not really a spoiler but

[small coyote]

You have to wait for the long initial growth time every year though

[cobalt hare]

idk

[cobalt hare]

but you can scale way more than in the greenhouse

the greenhouse is limited so you want to use it on whatever gets the most value per crop

but then outside you can do a bajillion ancient fruit and be fine

[full kite]

Fubbalo, what you're basically claiming is that a half greenhouse of rare seeds makes more money than a full greenhouse of starfruit wine

The math doesn't work out

[cobalt hare]

i can do the math if you want

to check

[small coyote]

Realistically you're spending like at least 1/3 of the sweet gem berries you harvested to keep it up

[cobalt hare]

with quality fertilizer what's the average rating

[full kite]

You're spending 1/2

I did the math

One plot of starfruit turned into wine and sold with Artisan gives 196.43 g/day averaged across one season

The same plot of rare seeds gives 126.71 g/day assuming you got seeds for free

[cobalt hare]

are you sure? sounds low

that also sounds way low

[full kite]

If you're using the seed-maker, the number for rare seeds gets cut in half

[small coyote]

If you plant ancient fruit outside of the greenhouse you only have roughly 2 seasons to take advantage of them

[cobalt hare]

you can upscale hella though

[small coyote]

and you also have to sacrifice a good amount of ancient fruit to make them into seeds for replanting

[full kite]

It looks low because you have to average the selling price over the time it takes to grow the produce

Rare seed profitability gets really dunked on due to the long growth time

[cobalt hare]

do you mean per plant?

[full kite]

Profit per plant means nothing in this game

[cobalt hare]

163g per day for an entire greenhouse doesnt make any sense

[full kite]

That is not for the whole greenhouse

Just for a single plot

[small coyote]

^ like 1 single crop

[cobalt hare]

you really tripping on your words lmao

[full kite]

It's about profit per day

[cobalt hare]

yeah proft per day per plant though

[full kite]

Sure

As long as we're on the same page

Feel free to double-check my math

Keep in mind: I'm not arguing that Starfruit beats rare seeds when selling the raw produce

[small coyote]

If selling both raw obviously sweet gem berry is better

[cobalt hare]

yeah ik wine goes crazy with starfruit

[full kite]

Though it's worth mentioning that even then, if you use the seed maker SGB doesn't beat it by much

If selling the raw produce with quality fertilizer, SGB is 126.71 g/day as before

Starfruit sold the same way is 52.63 g/day

[cobalt hare]

and then halved for SGB for replanting

[full kite]

but If you're using the seed maker to roll over the rare seeds

Yup

57 g/day

So an extra 5 g/day per plot

[cobalt hare]

why did they not make SGB wineable

smh

[small coyote]

It's not classified as a fruit nor vegetable for some reason

[cobalt hare]

like they should have at least given it a special price as to not make it TOO op

[full kite]

That difference is so small, that you would be better off just buying every rare seed each time the traveling cart comes around, and using the other plots for starfruit

Though you may want to double-check my math on that front

[cobalt hare]

but rare seed should be a thing that makes as much or more than other seeds

[full kite]

Sure, but for now it doesn't

[cobalt hare]

on average how many rare seed do you think you could get per month

from traveling cart

[lone zephyr]

Eggy.

[small coyote]

It's guaranteed to sell 1-5 rare seeds each for 1k during spring and summer iirc

Outside of those 2 seasons it's random

[full kite]

Pulled from the wiki

[cobalt hare]

rip

[full kite]

Note that the wiki does not say that this is not a viable strategy

[cobalt hare]

so they're only worth from traveling cart, but that cant be brought up to any notable scale

[full kite]

From our exercise, you can show that if you are somehow going through a challenge playthrough where you don't make any artisan goods, even taking the hit from the seedmaker tax is still worth it overall

[cobalt hare]

yeah thats reasonable

[hasty pond]

I think other crops are still better than rare seed

even without artisan

[full kite]

They are only better when you factor in kegs

But yeah, point taken

[hasty pond]

are we talking greenhouse rn or just on the farm

[cobalt hare]

greenhouse

[drowsy vortex]

eat rare seed

[small coyote]

That's post CC

[hasty pond]

#stardew-spoilers and delete

[cobalt hare]

oh sorry

[drowsy vortex]

how dost I get a seed maker

[cobalt hare]

honestly i forgot how i got them

[hasty pond]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Seed_Maker

[small coyote]

Farming Lvl 9 recipe

[cobalt hare]

wait can you plant winter root itself or is there a seed for it

[west crane]

The thing about using seed maker is that the progress is linear, which progress is made every ±28days. Considering 33% chance of only getting 1 seed which essentially no progress

[cobalt hare]

because if theres a seed then thats gotta be one of the least touched items in stardew lmao

[small coyote]

One of the crops from wild winter seeds

[cobalt hare]

oh does it give you the wild seeds

that makes sense ig

[small coyote]

No but it's one of the 4 foragables in winter

[cobalt hare]

yeah-- so are there winter root seeds specifically?

[small coyote]

No

[cobalt hare]

so then what do you get when you put them in the seed maker?

breh

[small coyote]

You can't I think

You can't put foragables in seed makers

[cobalt hare]

from the wiki page linked just a moment ago

i have the same question about the other forageables

[small coyote]

Their respective wild seeds I would assume if that's the case

[cobalt hare]

thats what i said and you straight up said no .-.

[small coyote]

I thought you were asking if there's something like "winter root seeds"

[shut pine]

I have chosen who to romance!

[full kite]

And you're about to start a Waifu War!

JK, we don't judge any choice of husbando/waifu here

[shut pine]

I chose Abigail

[ocean ibex]

Why

No im kidding

[earnest harbor]

nah there's no spouse wars here. there wont be.

[last wigeon]

[trim horizon]

Huh

Hello everyone

[earnest harbor]

[halcyon breach]

I attack with George

https://tenor.com/view/battle-war-fusil-gif-20044942

[lean lake]

does stepping in plants ruin the quality

im having a brain moment.

[ocean ibex]

Thats a pretty logical thinking

[lean lake]

oh i looked it up

it do not matter

[compact frost]

Anyone else going through that phase where you aren’t exactly sure what your doing lol

Like you are just doing whatever comes to mind

I finally got a shed, and I’m waiting for it to finish building so I will have that project to work on

[drowsy vortex]

does this work https://youtube.com/shorts/hcKJCumH4ME?si=2YR-ZL8oXkb1MkUW

[compact frost]

Currently looking at some shed layouts right now

Oh! Is there anyone that could give me some good advice on kegging, and preserve jars. I’ve personally never done it before but it’s one of my goals to try on this save.

[drowsy vortex]

I wouldn’t do kegging alcohol not good for you 😌

[compact frost]

I’ve heard good things about kegging, and I’ve been told before it’s not for everyone but I’d like to try it. My goal is to try things I haven’t tried before on Stardew so it can expand my knowledge of the game.

[last wigeon]

It is really good if you keg AF or starfruits

[compact frost]

That way I can take what I know so I can hopefully help someone else.

[stark oxide]

set up an oak resin farm early, that's gonna be the biggest bottleneck for getting more kegs

[compact frost]

I usually do tree farms, I’ll keep that in mind.

[compact frost]

AF?

[last wigeon]

Ancient fruit

[compact frost]

Also with kegging you should only through in basic tier right same concept as truffles to truffle oil

Since end product doesn’t have tiers

[trim horizon]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im getting out of context

[small coyote]

Just keg them all regardless of quality

[compact frost]

But isn’t higher tier better sold raw then kegged

[small coyote]

If you have less kegs than crops then sell higher quality crops raw

But you should aim for having same amount of kegs and crops

For a perfect cycle

It's always better to process crops regardless of quality

[compact frost]

I won’t keg all of my crops just some as 98% of my crops each season are strawberries/Blueberries/Cranberries then just a few other crops I may need for cc or for quests.

Majority of my income comes from my berry harvests until I have a steady flow coming from my artisan goods. Then it’s a good 50/50.

It’s another reason why I was curious about kegging since my main interest is farming.

[small coyote]

I prefer preserves jar for berries

They have low base price so it's not worth to spend a week to process them in kegs

[compact frost]

I may as well try out both kegging, and preserve jars. And compare everything to see what’s better.

I make 20k right now each berry harvest so…

[small coyote]

Kegs are for higher base value crops like cauliflower, melon and pumpkins

And later on starfruit/ancient fruit

[compact frost]

Hmm okay, do preserve jars or kegged items have tiers?

[small coyote]

The outcome is always base quality

You'll need casks to age them into higher quality if that's what you're looking for

[compact frost]

Then base quality crops only get thrown in. Higher tier is better sold raw in this concept it’s same rule as truffle oil.

Am I correct?

[small coyote]

If you have less kegs than crops, yeah

I mean less processing machines

[compact frost]

Basic quality truffles only get thrown in then you sell the higher tier truffles. It’s all about value.

[compact frost]

Hmm I shall experiment for myself, and compare values.

Thank you for your advice, and help.

[small coyote]

Tbh I didn't touch any processing machines until like really late game

Because you need a full arsenal of them to be effective

[drowsy vortex]

Sure would be nice if my steam game could save with my phone game 😌

[noble drift]

not really

i use 18 kegs only and im like early -mid game since i just completed cc and make 40k a pop

[full osprey]

The lightning rod

It produces battery by itself?

[minor crystal]

What’s the best level to farm copper?

[small coyote]

Need thunderstorms to hit them

[hidden meadow]

resetting floor 21

[torpid vector]

is fighter or scout better?

[hidden meadow]

Fighter

[lavish basin]

[hidden meadow]

[narrow pebble]

Hello everyone!

Good morning

[hidden meadow]

Half the squad is here already

Good morning

[narrow pebble]

:D

[hidden meadow]

I will do the unthinkable today

I will actually play the game

[lavish basin]

Good morning

[lavish basin]

[narrow pebble]

Lol you're reminding me of my own problem xD
I'll try to do that too xD

[hidden meadow]

Brain Damage farm needs to get started asap

[narrow pebble]

Lol yeah

[lavish basin]

Brain damage farm is gonna be the best

[narrow pebble]

Yess

[hidden meadow]

ill make yall proud i promise 🥹

[hidden meadow]

Sooo have you progressed further into late game in your save yet?

[narrow pebble]

Barely at all xD

I was trying to show someone how to mine well so I kept going to the ||skull cavern|| despite having WAYYY too much iridium already

[lavish basin]

You can never have too much iridium

[hidden meadow]

What do you consider too much?

[nocturne wigeon]

Heyyy @hidden meadow @lavish basin @narrow pebble

[hidden meadow]

helloooo

[narrow pebble]

I just need to get hardwood for you know

It's a lot of hardwood though and weirdly all of mine was gone

Hiiiiiiii

[lavish basin]

Hey falcon

[nocturne wigeon]

Sup

[hidden meadow]

Do you know about mahagony trees and tree fertilizer?

[lavish basin]

Plant any mahogany trees you have

[narrow pebble]

What- I didn't know they bring hardwood

[hidden meadow]

like 11 per tree

[narrow pebble]

I thought I was supposed to do this same routine of secret woods every day

[hidden meadow]

its great

[narrow pebble]

Like 15 times or something lmao

[hidden meadow]

That used to be the case back then but there are better ways thank god

[narrow pebble]

Thank God xD

[hidden meadow]

secret woods are still great for foraging xp so do it if you arent lvl 10 yet

but i think you are

[narrow pebble]

I am

[hidden meadow]

[narrow pebble]

xD

Too bad I threw out all mahagomy seeds :(((

I'll need to go there

[nocturne wigeon]

Where do you get them?

[narrow pebble]

From the secret woods

[hidden meadow]

[hidden meadow]

why?

[narrow pebble]

They're seeds I have tons of trees I thought it was just a normal one xD

[hidden meadow]

Ye but its not like you lose anything by keeping them

[lavish basin]

Mahogany is special

[narrow pebble]

You know Robin's quest? The 150 hardwood one?
Yeah so I basically went there 15 times

But got rid of all seeds

[nocturne wigeon]

[hidden meadow]

I NEED TO PLAY, NOT CHAT AHH

[narrow pebble]

Lol I know the feeling bannis

I kept saying that

In my case it's especially true because I just know someone is going to drop a massive spoiler out of nowhere again xD

I physically cannot close discord aaaa

[small coyote]

Large stumps or logs
and obviously from mahogany trees

[hidden meadow]

|| Grandpa dies and you inherit a farm ||

[narrow pebble]

Wait he dies?

[nocturne wigeon]

In secret woods?

[narrow pebble]

That makes me really confused about a certain things I got spoiled

[nocturne wigeon]

[dry wing]

I like how fishing for Community Center in Stardew Valley is not so different from upgrading your Pokemons now

[hidden meadow]

youll figure that out soon

[nocturne wigeon]

Whaat

[small coyote]

Anywhere, but secret woods is your main source of hardwood if you didn't choose forest farm

[nocturne wigeon]

I got standard

[ocean ibex]

Is that consider a spoiler?

[narrow pebble]

Heh I remember doing that
You're right in some sort of way
You play a small mini game over and over xD

[dry wing]

go on top of the Eiffel tower at exact 12:30 while raining and eat 7 slices of pizza with your left hand while your pokemon is exactly at 2 HP

[narrow pebble]

Oh it's you

You've come to spoil me again xD

[ocean ibex]

Yep

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Well that came out wrong

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[ocean ibex]

I've come to spoil you about your car extension warranty

[narrow pebble]

Ah I see xD

[ocean ibex]

|| Alex is strong ||

[narrow pebble]

For a second I thought this was a spoiler and that you go to Eiffel tower late game lmao

[ocean ibex]

Thats a thing

Just not called eiffel

[nocturne wigeon]

Nah really

[narrow pebble]

Maybe it's a mod

xD

[narrow pebble]

Actually it's weird he lifts weights all the time but his shirtless sprite doesn't even look muscular like at all

[nocturne wigeon]

Not a very interesting mod if it is

[narrow pebble]

It looks like someone who never exercised

[nocturne wigeon]

Isnt he your husband

[narrow pebble]

Yes xD

I was just commenting on this... Interesting thing

[nocturne wigeon]

Bruh defaming own husband this marriage is going to trash

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Imma call a divorce lawyer

[narrow pebble]

Nooo

[nocturne wigeon]

Alex deserves someone better

[narrow pebble]

Believe me I'm really nice compared to some other people I've seen xD

I've seen people throw rocks on their wives

[nocturne wigeon]

Nah what

[narrow pebble]

With the slingshot

[nocturne wigeon]

What kind of sociopaths are playing the game

[narrow pebble]

Lmao ikr

[nocturne wigeon]

Hope they arent married irl

[narrow pebble]

Lmao yeah

[nocturne wigeon]

And I hope they dont have a slingshot

Did you end up in the sociopaths channel or smthg

[narrow pebble]

And shush now because when he gave me the stardrop I was smiling all day and I give him way too many kisses

In fact he deserves this because of what he did in the spring
I still remember it

Commenting on Haley when we're married

[nocturne wigeon]

Why reveal dialogues

[narrow pebble]

Nah

It's not like that xD

[nocturne wigeon]

You are the real sociopath

[narrow pebble]

It's the flower dance dialogue and it just stays the same

[nocturne wigeon]

Ah okay

[narrow pebble]

I didn't mean post marriage dialogueeee

[nocturne wigeon]

Okay okay

You are off the sociopath list

[narrow pebble]

Basically he says "I'm just enjoying the scenery" watching Haley there while I'm like

[nocturne wigeon]

Lol

[dry wing]

is there a way to kill your farm animals?

[ocean ibex]

Nope

[nocturne wigeon]

Something is burning

[narrow pebble]

NO ARE YOU CRAZY

[hidden meadow]

Thats why one of my favorite mods ever is a dialogue expansion mod

[nocturne wigeon]

Better check under liraz

[ocean ibex]

But i can

[stark oxide]

no, but you can sell them to get rid of them

[hidden meadow]

cant blame him 🥰

[nocturne wigeon]

Bruh you guys just wont let this game end will you

[narrow pebble]

nO

[dry wing]

oh

[narrow pebble]

I'm better than Haley alex

[dry wing]

can I murder npcs?

[narrow pebble]

Besides we're married

[ocean ibex]

"I may not be a great farmer like you"

[dry wing]

like in terraria

[lavish basin]

No you can't

[hidden meadow]

you might be playing the wrong game

[stark oxide]

no but there is a mod for that

[narrow pebble]

What is with people today

[nocturne wigeon]

Welp just when I thought I wouldn't see any sociopaths today

[narrow pebble]

Lmao yes

[lavish basin]

[dry wing]

damn

[narrow pebble]

Literally after that discussion everyone appeared wanting to kill things

[dry wing]

can I at least disown children

[nocturne wigeon]

IKR beating wife with stones and now murdering npcs

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

[ocean ibex]

You can gravely injure them

[nocturne wigeon]

You better have a lawyer

[dry wing]

OH NAW

[lavish basin]

There's something post CC that you might like regarding that

[nocturne wigeon]

You are getting sued for half your property

[hidden meadow]

🕊️

[narrow pebble]

Something post cc that's very... Odd

[ocean ibex]

Its the sta-

[narrow pebble]

Yeah I got spoiled that too

Although it isn't that big of a spoiler xD

[nocturne wigeon]

Your name could be the spoiled guy

[narrow pebble]

Ikr

That sounds... Wrong though xD on second thought

[nocturne wigeon]

Lol yea

[ocean ibex]

|| If you click the truck you will gain access to god mode ||

[dry wing]

oh naw

[narrow pebble]

what xD

[dry wing]

I regret picking the beach farm the most

[stark oxide]

||mew is under the truck||

[nocturne wigeon]

[lavish basin]

God mode fr

[narrow pebble]

Nahh it's good

[lavish basin]

Yeah that's like the worse farm for begginers

[stark oxide]

beach farm is sick but terrible for beginners

[narrow pebble]

There's still a lot of plot where you can use sprinklers you know right

[stark oxide]

one day i'm going to take my beach farm save to perfection but im addicted to multiplayer rn

[hidden meadow]

Honestly not as bad as people make it out to be

[dry wing]

I planted like 90 blueberries so now I have to start off everyday with half of the energy. I even have the silver watering can

[small coyote]

You need a steel axe to clear it first though

[hidden meadow]

Have you checked out the area north of linus' tent yet=

[dry wing]

the spa?

[narrow pebble]

Yeah :P
I mean I myself watered by hand even in my previous playthroughs that were not the beach farm

[hidden meadow]

yas

[ocean ibex]

Beach farm has nice foragables

[narrow pebble]

But they barely appear :(

[stark oxide]

keep the coast clear and they will

[narrow pebble]

Besides it's mostly the water retaining thing which I don't need because I only use the sprinklers

[ocean ibex]

Even remove floors and path?

[narrow pebble]

Okay so I was sorta scared of the fences getting destroyed at some point but apparently ||your partner fixes them sometimes|| ?

[hidden meadow]

they occasionally do

[narrow pebble]

Neat
And then it restores it to the initial state?

[hidden meadow]

i wouldnt bother with anything but hardwood fences anyway tho

[narrow pebble]

Yeah I'm using hardwood but so difficult to get

...well, before you told me about this mahagomy trick

[lavish basin]

Mahogany fences will last a pretty long time

And you'll get more than enough hardwood with secret woods + mahogany seeds

[narrow pebble]

BANNIS my sprinkler setup on that plot is just terrible lol
I can't visualize the scarecrow distances in my head with multiple ones so I think I put too many

I mean the small area that's sprinkle-able

[hidden meadow]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[cunning silo]

you need like 2 max for that area

[hidden meadow]

its beeg

[narrow pebble]

I know I knoww but I'm afraid
I'll look at your design xD

[narrow pebble]

I put like 4 xD

[nocturne wigeon]

Samee

[narrow pebble]

I was just afraid some little spots wouldn't be covered

[nocturne wigeon]

I didn't know either

At the start at least

[lavish basin]

I mean better safe than sorry

[nocturne wigeon]

Then I thought they looked good lmao

[hidden meadow]

Mine is probably not ideal because its more focused on aesthetics

[narrow pebble]

Lol yeah but I want to optimize

[nocturne wigeon]

Ooh interesting

[hidden meadow]

Thats only because its endgame lol, before that im a minmax bitch lmao

[visual umbra]

[narrow pebble]

Lol
I'll try to be that too then

[nocturne wigeon]

I started a new farm to try min/maxing

[nocturne wigeon]

Any tipss

[hidden meadow]

[nocturne wigeon]

[narrow pebble]

I think just look optimization stuff online

[lavish basin]

Ajem in new farmers

[narrow pebble]

There's lots of it

[visual umbra]

[nocturne wigeon]

Where is thatt mann

[visual umbra]

I used to be active here

[nocturne wigeon]

The emoji

[hidden meadow]

How experienced are you with the game?

[hidden meadow]

I used to rule the world

[nocturne wigeon]

Was on y4 rn didn't get married completed joja ah annoying ik

[visual umbra]

So real the nostalgia hits 😔

[hidden meadow]

Right?

[nocturne wigeon]

Not much you could s
Ay

Say

[visual umbra]

[hidden meadow]

Joja is the way to go if you want a super optimized run

[narrow pebble]

And you called us sociopaths

[nocturne wigeon]

But I want cc

[lavish basin]

Life is better with Joja

[hidden meadow]

There are very detailed guides online, but i just wanna point out there is a huge difference between being efficient and optimized and actual minmaxing

[nocturne wigeon]

Which do you prefer?

[hidden meadow]

Join us. Thrive.

[ocean ibex]

Cc for extra story and challenge
Joja for speedrun and some extra benefits

[nocturne wigeon]

[narrow pebble]

There's the whole trying to optimize every day as much as possible
I don't like that xD

Optimizing farm is alright xD

[hidden meadow]

Actual minmaxing is crazy lol, every single step you take is planned through, every energy you use needs to be perfect

[narrow pebble]

Yeah exactly

Me when I first played the game lol

[hidden meadow]

Youll do just fine with an optimized cc run

[nocturne wigeon]

Bruh are you grinding in sdv or the server level you were 25 yesterday

[nocturne wigeon]

Okie then

[narrow pebble]

Lol it was two days ago xD

[nocturne wigeon]

That sounds more stressful than my career

[narrow pebble]

Ikr xD

[nocturne wigeon]

😂

[narrow pebble]

Every single step

Your breath needs to be planned

[nocturne wigeon]

[narrow pebble]

It's an energy waste

[hidden meadow]

its just a different playstyle

[nocturne wigeon]

Yea

But too much for people like me

[narrow pebble]

Nah I was just continuing my previous message there xD

[nocturne wigeon]

Xd

[narrow pebble]

Like that every breath is energy wasted? Something like that lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Ooh

[hidden meadow]

If your bed isnt near your door you arent optimal

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Nahhh that

[narrow pebble]

Is that your new farm rn?

[hidden meadow]

yas

[nocturne wigeon]

Whaat

[hidden meadow]

first day lol

[narrow pebble]

What's with the blue thingies on your face

[hidden meadow]

And it toook me like an hour because I KEEP CHATTING HERE

[nocturne wigeon]

Then you min/maxers go with ugly farms?@hidden meadow

[lavish basin]

Literally me as soon as I start a game

[lavish forum]

I have 134 hours of playtime

[hidden meadow]

Brain 🤜 🤛 Damage

[nocturne wigeon]

Jobless?

[hidden meadow]

in the beginning yes

[narrow pebble]

The ones that look light blueish xD
I don't know how to describe it

[hidden meadow]

earrings

[narrow pebble]

Ohhhh xD

[lavish basin]

I am the brain, you are the damage

[hidden meadow]

[nocturne wigeon]

Lmao it looked like your charectar is crying

[narrow pebble]

How far are you in by the way?

[hidden meadow]

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

The pain of min-maxing

[hidden meadow]

Me thinking about all the people that dont marry haley

[nocturne wigeon]

Cause she be every other guys wife

[ocean ibex]

Haley sux

[narrow pebble]

nO

[hidden meadow]

Just to clarify im not actually minmax either, i dont follow any guides or stuff like that. just very very optimized

[hidden meadow]

[narrow pebble]

I'm not married to her but she's really nice and I love her character development

[ocean ibex]

She litterally sux

[halcyon breach]

Weewoo

[nocturne wigeon]

Had me on the first half when you said love her

[halcyon breach]

Sucks what 😏

[ocean ibex]

[lavish forum]

I was playing with a friend so that is almost all the playtime 😔 not friends with them anymore though and they were the host so I don’t have the farm anymore.

[ocean ibex]

She sucks at opening pickle jars

[halcyon breach]

True

[lavish basin]

Haley is a pretty good marriage candidate

[halcyon breach]

BTW is it bad that I like almost immediately jumped to using mods lmao

Winter year 1 lmao

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-baby-gif-5199053054594704929

[narrow pebble]

What mods are you using?

[halcyon breach]

Cheats menu for freezing time

[hidden meadow]

This is an insight of how minmaxxing looks, everything you do needs to be perfect lol

[lavish basin]

It's not bad, you okay however you want

[narrow pebble]

Pretty sure these are alright

[halcyon breach]

Alrightt

[halcyon breach]

In mines mostly

[narrow pebble]

I mean only if it was content expansions then you wouldn't have needed it xD

[halcyon breach]

Also the speed function mhm

[hidden meadow]

Harvest moon type beat

[nocturne wigeon]

[narrow pebble]

Literally everything is calculated 0_0

I wonder about the Stardew speedrunning community

[ocean ibex]

Someone married penny at spring 14

[halcyon breach]

Dayum

[hidden meadow]

blade my beloved

[nocturne wigeon]

🫣

[narrow pebble]

That's literally impossible xD

[ocean ibex]

He unlocked post cc at spring

[hidden meadow]

sike you thought

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[ocean ibex]

Joja, join us thrive

[hidden meadow]

Also married haley by spring 17

[halcyon breach]

How did he do the winter and summer and fall cc goals thingy

[narrow pebble]

2 weeks = 4 gifts + talking = barely any hearts

[ocean ibex]

Joja route

[hidden meadow]

which just sounds like the most perfect world

[halcyon breach]

Ohh ok

[hidden meadow]

Oh my sweet summerchild

There is SO much more you can do

[ocean ibex]

Post cc have other things

[proud pivot]

Just look up Blade stardew on Youtube, and you can see it. We can't really good in details how he did it since some of it involves post CC

[halcyon breach]

Imagine going joja 😒😤

[narrow pebble]

Ohh right

[cunning silo]

this is definitely the thing to mention in the new farmers channel

[hidden meadow]

Ye lol

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[hidden meadow]

how about yall dont look at that

[narrow pebble]

At least I didn't get spoiled again

Sort of

[halcyon breach]

I just come here cuz this has good vibes

[narrow pebble]

Now I just know that there's friendship magic or something later on

[halcyon breach]

Modded chat kinda hates me

[ocean ibex]

Penny has a dish called || send me to heaven||

[narrow pebble]

Okay time to actually play the game

xD

[hidden meadow]

this doesnt work

been there

[halcyon breach]

Imma play too maybe muahah

[hidden meadow]

unless we all let this chat die collectively

[halcyon breach]

I shall give mouth to mouth

[narrow pebble]

I just have massive FOMO which prevents me from leaving the chat xD

I'm just afraid of missing conversations

[hidden meadow]

Imma go play if you go play

[narrow pebble]

Heh

[halcyon breach]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-squidward-cpr-gif-8690547

[cunning silo]

why would you feel bad about missing conversations

[narrow pebble]

I don't knowww
Because it's like missed opportunities for fun or something

Missed opportunities to raise heart levels with people

[ocean ibex]

Im just here exist to annoy people

[narrow pebble]

Okay here we go
Now it's quiet

So no FOMO

[ocean ibex]

Fomo?

[halcyon breach]

Fear of missing out

[narrow pebble]

Fear of missing out xD