stardew-valley

[noble drift]

WOAH

[narrow pebble]

I'm on year 2 fall
Just completed the community center

[sharp pumice]

red mulle

[noble drift]

300 PEICES OF WOOD IS ONLY 15K

[fickle orbit]

ok nice

[noble drift]

THATS CHEAP

[narrow pebble]

And since then wasn't able to continue playing because I got stuck in the chat

[ocean ibex]

Neat

Wanna be spoiled liraz?

[narrow pebble]

Look at me
Barely 3 days and already farmer rank

People were shocked xD

They were here longer than me

[narrow pebble]

nO

[ocean ibex]

This picture is a spoil

[fickle orbit]

look you still havent been spoiled to the best part

please finish before you are

[narrow pebble]

@noble drift is that mega spoiler late game post cc 1.5

[fickle orbit]

its a joke

[narrow pebble]

I know I'm also joking

[noble drift]

1.6 spoiler

[narrow pebble]

omg

[noble drift]

i think?

[fickle orbit]

1.7 spoiler when

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

[stark oxide]

go back to playing !! begone! !!

[noble drift]

might be a mod

[narrow pebble]

Dude it's Stardew 2.0

[fickle orbit]

electric boogaloo

[noble drift]

im rich

im rich but poor

200k in retrospect is poor

[ocean ibex]

Im poor

Give me muny

[noble drift]

but 200k for me is rich

[ocean ibex]

I have 24 pigs

I have a shed

[narrow pebble]

Are you sure-

[noble drift]

when is the auto selling feature coming

[ocean ibex]

Wanna knoe the best part spoil?

[sharp pumice]

how farm good

[noble drift]

only thing i havent been spoiled on is heart events

[errant panther]

hi

[narrow pebble]

Lol same

[noble drift]

anyways liraz

i failed

[narrow pebble]

Nooo why

[noble drift]

i finished cc... FALL 5 Y2

not in summer

[narrow pebble]

Oof

[ocean ibex]

Heart event || Abigail's 16 heart event shows that shes a demon who loves absorbing quarts||

[fickle orbit]

well i cant ask whether you have been without spoiling you

[narrow pebble]

Can someone help me stop my addiction to this chat and play the game before I die of spoilers

[fickle orbit]

but i dont think you have

hmu with what you know about the content you havent seen so far and ill let you now

not here tho obviously lol

[narrow pebble]

Lol I'll dm you one sec

[noble drift]

cmon muffinicent

dm me the best part

do it m an

[sharp pumice]

mayor lewis lost his shorts💀

[noble drift]

better find them and put them in the soup

[dry wing]

"shorts"

[fickle orbit]

ok fine, ||batman comes in and kills pierre||

[sharp pumice]

yeah shorts

[fickle orbit]

dont unspoiler that, giga spoilers, ruins the entire story if you know it

[ocean ibex]

|| Pierre secretly a joja member||

[fickle orbit]

bro's been dropshipping this entire time

[narrow pebble]

Check your DMs xD

[noble drift]

actually send me the best part

since uh

probably not gonna play that far

[narrow pebble]

Kinam is it safe

I need to look

[noble drift]

ive played stardew too much im getting burnt out sadly

[ocean ibex]

|| read this then your cool||

[noble drift]

no dont look

[ocean ibex]

Click this for free cheese || 🧀🧀 🧀||

[narrow pebble]

Dude I'm the literal opposite

I've chatted too much here and didn't play at all

Why has it gotten so quiet

[ocean ibex]

Because

|| Morris is batman||

[noble drift]

wish joja had more perks

[ocean ibex]

It will be

[narrow pebble]

The quietness here gives me motivation to close discord and play

But I can't

[ocean ibex]

Aaahaaa

[noble drift]

man after completing cc i have no motivation

[fickle orbit]

that is one of the promises of 1.6

[narrow pebble]

I was the exact same as you

I have the solution

[cobalt hare]

I want to play sdw but my laptop discharged

[noble drift]

ive already got the best farm that i want

[cobalt hare]

[noble drift]

and i dont have a goal to go for

i have ||skull caverns||but thats too hard for me currently

[narrow pebble]

Go type this in the search:
in:seasoned-farmers from:Liraz

I asked the exact same thing

[cobalt hare]

I want to build horse stable

[narrow pebble]

I dared go in the spoiler place

Because I had to xD

[noble drift]

the forbidden territory...?

not no mans land..

[narrow pebble]

Yes

[fickle orbit]

i posted a very unfortunately timed photo there lol

[narrow pebble]

Just search it

[narrow pebble]

Ah yes lol

[cobalt hare]

Is there a way to play sdw which on steam on phone?

Other than steam link

Or nvidia play

[fickle orbit]

i mean you list the ways to do it as excluded so no

[cobalt hare]

[narrow pebble]

I was going to say that I'll find what I posted and post it here - then I realized it's a bad idea lol

[cobalt hare]

Ermm

I think any spoilers are taken action on ig

[narrow pebble]

Hm?

Anyways @noble drift did you see it

[noble drift]

im still looking i was afk

[narrow pebble]

ah I see

lol I still remember me accidentally typing there ||school cavern|| by accident instead of ||skull cavern||

It has gotten really quiet
Perfect opportunity for me to finally play the game-

Okay time to actually do it

[noble drift]

wait...

no need..

[narrow pebble]

I was so close

[noble drift]

yes..

[narrow pebble]

lol but to be honest the actually reason I never close Discord is because I sort of feel anxious of missing out on the conversation

[noble drift]

classic case of fomo

[narrow pebble]

But I can't be here 24/7

yes

[noble drift]

what i do is

read the conversation every other day i pass in stardew

and if i have something to add i add it

if i dont i continue on

now i know what to do

decorate my farm

[narrow pebble]

You mean read the past conversation that you missed or like just what's currently going on?

[noble drift]

both

also NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT MYSTIC STONES

[narrow pebble]

don't tell me that you just spoiled me right now

kinaaam why

[noble drift]

IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT

do i tell you

its really usefull to know

[narrow pebble]

welp
at least you encouraged me to actually play the game now to avoid getting any more spoilers

[timber dew]

greetings lads

[noble drift]

its something you find in the quarry

[stark oxide]

mystic stones are stuff you can find in mines levels 80+

sorry, 100+

[narrow pebble]

Okay phew

I just didn't hear that name

[noble drift]

would it be easier doing that than looking in quarry

[narrow pebble]

good thing I already saw these xD

But okay enough discord for me today xD

[shy meadow]

uhmm it wont let me put in the crops for the community bundle

im in the community house

[narrow pebble]

did you right click the bundle?

are you sure you aren't in the menu

[shy meadow]

oh wait. i was in the menu LOL

[narrow pebble]

and are they all grouped in one or is it different qualities

lol

[shy meadow]

[noble drift]

well now you can put stuff in the cc with different qualitys in te same thing as long as you have enough item in your inv

[shy meadow]

UH WHATS GOING ON?

[narrow pebble]

Oooh yeah that happened to me once

[shy meadow]

IT MADE ALL MY CROPS THERE GROW-

[narrow pebble]

On my first playthrough

Lucky you

[shy meadow]

awww

[narrow pebble]

Hmm for me it didn't work for some reason

[shy meadow]

ancient fruit for dayssss

[gaunt lion]

Crop Fairy
Grows your crops, it’s really nice

[shy meadow]

i love it

do ancient fruit grow in the winter too?

[gaunt lion]

Iirc it’s completely random whether she appears

[gaunt lion]

All plants except Fiber and Wild Seeds die in winter Iirc

[shy meadow]

[narrow pebble]

You got it on the ancient fruit crops?? Lucky you!

[gaunt lion]

If you haven’t already save some ancient fruits to turn into seeds with a machine later one

Once you get the Greenhouse you can just pack it full of ancient seeds

[noble drift]

not finding that stone

[shy meadow]

yeah ill save a couple of them for the winter

[noble drift]

/w wiki

[shy meadow]

i just got a diamond from the trash LOL

[sharp pumice]

THIS IS THE BEST BARITO

IVE EVER ATEN

YUM YUM YUM

[paper pollen]

That's the trash can of an avid ||skull caverns|| player, throw that diamon away for more space for iridium and explody ammo

[sharp pumice]

how to fix cart

near bus

[paper pollen]

Community center

[sharp pumice]

how get cc

[paper pollen]

What year are you on?

[sharp pumice]

1

[gaunt lion]

Go to the Town on 5th Spring or onwards when it isn't raining after like 8am or smth

[sharp pumice]

im in new famer chat wdym

[shy meadow]

💀

[gaunt lion]

multiple year farms can still very much be with new players

[sharp pumice]

10 year old farm

[paper pollen]

Yeah and people like me who haven't played for awhile are in new farmers

[gaunt lion]

from Wiki:
"To open the Community Center, the player must enter Pelican Town from the Bus Stop on a day when it is not raining, from Spring 5th onward, between 8:00 am and 1:00 pm. Entering town from another direction, at another time, or on a rainy day, will not trigger the cutscene. In multiplayer, the host must trigger the cutscene."

[drowsy vortex]

I am a fisherman I catch fish

[trim horizon]

Uh stardew was made in 2016,how could u have an 10yr farm

[gaunt lion]

as in in game years

[paper pollen]

Brother

[sharp pumice]

bro

so inteligent

[paper pollen]

My brother in Christ in game years

[gaunt lion]

40 seasons passed
10 in game years

[trim horizon]

Ohwell

[drowsy vortex]

That could feasibly take 10 real years 🤔

[gaunt lion]

not really

[trim horizon]

@shy meadow that 2 eggs and a vacuum cleaner aren’t gonna fool anyone

[gaunt lion]

I play through like a season a day when i play stardew

[shy meadow]

KEEKEKE

[shy meadow]

:(

[paper pollen]

Took me 2 days to get through spring💀

[sharp pumice]

stop being lucky

[trim horizon]

If it looks like someone thingy,u are gonna get warned lol

[sharp pumice]

it does

[tranquil jolt]

NOO i just pick axed a melon-

[shy meadow]

nahh i wont, but you might be for saying that word

[trim horizon]

Ohno

[sharp pumice]

somebody said it before they didnt get warned

[trim horizon]

There I changed it

[shy meadow]

already took a screenshot criminal

[trim horizon]

Sure ig

[sharp pumice]

red mullet

[trim horizon]

What are u gonna do with that info

[paper pollen]

What, did they say the most heinous racial slurs?

[sharp pumice]

you cant get warned for saying it

somebody already said it with no warn

he is INNOCENT I SAY

[paper pollen]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[shy meadow]

y e s

[paper pollen]

he's just like me frfr

[shy meadow]

🫡

[sharp pumice]

i will take this into court

[shy meadow]

uh oh

[trim horizon]

Reporting me for violating rule 6 lol

[shy meadow]

omg

[sharp pumice]

what is that

patrick star looking..

[paper pollen]

Sdv expanded looking mf

2 stars on screen

[shy meadow]

meow

i just got infinite dino eggs. is there any other use then hatching them?

[sharp pumice]

how

[paper pollen]

Give one to Gunther

Wait a minute

WHAT

[sharp pumice]

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

[paper pollen]

Took me a second to realize what I read

Hackerman

[shy meadow]

nooo not like that :(

[sharp pumice]

cancelation

[shy meadow]

i just got one dino and he is giving me ALOT of eggs

[sharp pumice]

soosy

[novel thistle]

@sharp pumice You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[paper pollen]

That's....just normal

[sharp pumice]

W

[paper pollen]

W

Congrats brother

Now you can talk in vc

[gaunt lion]

You can donate one egg to Gunther and then turn the others into mayo and sell em

Dinos are the worst Coop animal money-wise but you might as well sell their product

[shy meadow]

ohohoho 👀

[sharp pumice]

quick pic

[shy meadow]

pass

[paper pollen]

Cool beans 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[sharp pumice]

yes

is there a way i can make my place more alive and not tan yellow

[gaunt lion]

Pathings, furniture and plants

[sharp pumice]

stinky tan yellow

[paper pollen]

Different farm

And mods

Currently on the beach farm, instead of tan yellow it bright blinding yellow

[sharp pumice]

i want GREEN

[shy meadow]

put down some floors

[sharp pumice]

i found the addict named shane

[gaunt lion]

Best frienship purely for one thing he gives

thats a joke

i just realised that sounds like not a joke

he gives a really cool thing but its useless mechanicallt

[sharp pumice]

yooo i can buy melon seeds now

the economy is going to fall

[shy meadow]

wich is better? duck mayo or chicken mayo?

[sharp pumice]

both

[gaunt lion]

Chickens are the 2nd best Coop Animal for Money

[sharp pumice]

[shy meadow]

wich is the 1nd best?

[sharp pumice]

1nd?

[gaunt lion]

Spoilers

[sharp pumice]

yeah what is the 1nd best

[shy meadow]

grrrrr

spoil it then

[sharp pumice]

not here!!!

[shy meadow]

:C

[sharp pumice]

||pigs||

[shy meadow]

oho? 👀

[shy meadow]

||meow||

[paper pollen]

I thought the pigs were still the best

[sharp pumice]

shane da

[gaunt lion]

since when were pigs a coop animal

coop

coop

[paper pollen]

Just put those fuckers in the coop, they'll figure it out

[sharp pumice]

co-op

[paper pollen]

Little [74][166] Is gonna have to live in small quarters

[sharp pumice]

what

[paper pollen]

Gimme a sec to explain

I'm gonna put it in spoilers too just in case

THEN WHYED YOU EVEN ASK

[sharp pumice]

🗣️

LMAO

[paper pollen]

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FU-

[sharp pumice]

CALM YOUR HORSES FARMER

[fickle dome]

Geez. Wild chat 😵‍💫

[paper pollen]

ULTRAKILL reference

[sharp pumice]

gabriel

[paper pollen]

@sharp pumice o gabrial now dawn's thy reckoning

[stark oxide]

yeah you cant talk about that stuff here at all, not even in spoiler tags

[small coyote]

Isn't that post CC?

[paper pollen]

HOROSHO

[stark oxide]

#stardew-spoilers for that stuff

[paper pollen]

That's past endgame brother

[sharp pumice]

and thy gore shall GLISTEN

[paper pollen]

BEFORE THE TEMPLES OF MAAAAN

[sharp pumice]

creature of steel...

[paper pollen]

My gratitude upon thee for my freedom

[shy meadow]

jesus-

[sharp pumice]

but the crimes thy kind have comitted

[paper pollen]

But🍑

are NOT forgotten

[sharp pumice]

and thy punishment...

[paper pollen]

IS DEATH, order

[sharp pumice]

is DEATH

so real

[paper pollen]

But have you seen the absolute CAKE on them prime souls

[sharp pumice]

fr

[paper pollen]

Minos gives that arched over view, and the sisyphussy is hiding it but we all know he got that dumpy

[sharp pumice]

real

[paper pollen]

It's so wierd finding people that like the same things as me in servers like this

[sharp pumice]

real (i just joined)

[paper pollen]

Like whod know a fellow ultrakillanare is in the server

[silver wave]

Guys, is auto grabber worth it?

[sharp pumice]

i got a hot pepper

from random seed

[paper pollen]

Don't think so, you still have to go in the coop/ barn and whatever to pet them so might as well not get it

[small coyote]

Definitely, if you have the money to spare

[strange sage]

If you don't have animals no

[silver wave]

Noted!

[paper pollen]

But in the future yes it's good

But it's the far future

[strange sage]

All it does is just harvest animals stuff like milk and eggs

[sharp pumice]

idk

[strange sage]

Totally useless

[silver wave]

😅 Okies

[paper pollen]

It's only good if you have the ||auto petter||

Because then you can just go in get out without wasting time

[strange sage]

||auto petter|| is even more useless. All it does is passively increase animal friendship. Can you believe that? It saves you time from petting animals. What a waste of space.

[small coyote]

How dare you use something that saves time smh

Real men do things the hard way

[paper pollen]

How dare you want to not pet the pig for the 9 millionth time

[sharp pumice]

i found grapes of the floor

should i be concerned

[strange sage]

As long as its not pears of the floor you're good

[paper pollen]

What the hell are you talking about

Like

[strange sage]

It's not bullshit

It's horseshit

[chrome stirrup]

I need at

[strange sage]

[chrome stirrup]

Ykwim

[paper pollen]

T

Dead chat lmao lol lmfao haha wwwwwww هههههههههههههه

[shy meadow]

HUHH?!! BRO DONT ASK ME

[gaunt lion]

I love to the point it is

[shy meadow]

i aint giving him SHIT

[paper pollen]

Bro on a date with Marnie💀💀💀💀💀💀

[tranquil jolt]

how many radishes should i keep?

[small coyote]

2 for 2 recipes and probably a few more for the help wanted board

[fickle orbit]

is there an exhaustive list of how many of which crops you need in order to cook everything

[pulsar lagoon]

in the wiki yeah

[fickle orbit]

which page

[small coyote]

Full list on the "Cooking" section of the wiki

[novel thistle]

@small coyote You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[pulsar lagoon]

somewhere in the cooking page iirc

[dry wing]

I choosed the beach farm

well damn

[small coyote]

Ingredients tab I think

[paper pollen]

30, your gonna need 15 for a mission, trust

I'm not gonna tell you when or why you need em though

Figure that out on your own

[shrewd flint]

Oh yeah I feel energy coming to me alright

[dry wing]

women

[strange sage]

[fickle orbit]

bro you gotta stop with the imaginary things

women arent real you know this

[strange sage]

Only the homies exist

[dry wing]

for real

[cunning silo]

for me?

[dry wing]

wtf

[gaunt lion]

For you

[cunning silo]

thnaks

[paper pollen]

Tanks

[gaunt lion]

Thans

[shrewd flint]

Hey let me cope in my little shack alright?

[paper pollen]

Tans

Why do the mods have such blinding profiles😭

I got flashbanged

[strange sage]

Hahahahahahahaha

Get blinded scrub

[fickle orbit]

doopa is the only flash

[paper pollen]

Mipha as well, they were the one I first clicked on

[past gate]

boutta make my profile white to blind you

[shy meadow]

help-

[past gate]

woah woah woah

[craggy shore]

That should've been me

[shrewd flint]

Popular with the girls smh

[past gate]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

ITS NOT FAIR

[shy meadow]

[fickle orbit]

blud is drowning in it fr

[craggy shore]

You better be enjoying it

[shy meadow]

[craggy shore]

Lucky ahh

[shy meadow]

ikr

[dull pagoda]

The zaza

[ocean ibex]

Then shane appears

[tranquil jolt]

are rainbow shells good?

[craggy shore]

Somewhat

Only used for that one quest and dyeing any dyeable clothing to any color

[ocean ibex]

Sell em

[tranquil jolt]

yeah i'm probably gon do that

found 2 today and one was gold :D

[frank shuttle]

wait.... why do u have 20 hours on sdv rn?-

also u need one for Community center if im right

[cunning silo]

you're wrong

[ocean ibex]

Do you?

[frank shuttle]

do you not?

[ocean ibex]

Need it?

[craggy shore]

No

[tranquil jolt]

I don't sleep.

jk i slept in the middle

and left the game open

[ocean ibex]

Slep is for the weak?

[frank shuttle]

i mean keeping one in just case might be good

[tranquil jolt]

and i was in the middle of a day

[frank shuttle]

you never know when u need it

[tranquil jolt]

and i didn't want to restart the day

[craggy shore]

Full shipment moment

[cunning silo]

you need one for the ||qi casino|| unlock

[frank shuttle]

ah

[craggy shore]

Me when spoilers

[frank shuttle]

spoiler

bruh

[cunning silo]

oops

[shrewd flint]

Qi?

[frank shuttle]

but yes thats what i meant

[craggy shore]

Truly a new farmers moment

[frank shuttle]

nuh its just a uhh.. npc

right..

[shrewd flint]

Interesting..

[cunning silo]

you can find reference to qi without breaking any spoiler rule

[tranquil jolt]

I did have a time i played 19 hours straight

[ocean ibex]

I play 30 minutes in one sitting

[fickle orbit]

secret notes right?

[ocean ibex]

And 1 hour waiting for my screen to respond

[ashen cove]

Can i get my items tomorrow if i died and lost them today

[craggy shore]

From Marlon yes

But you can only get 1 item back

Others are gone for good

[ashen cove]

Yeah yeah i lost 150 starfruit seeds

😭

[storm pewter]

You also have to pay a small portion of its worth

[topaz sorrel]

[tranquil jolt]

im getting sick of the red mullet 😭

I need my pufferfish

[cursive valley]

Buy it from the travelling merchant

[topaz sorrel]

They just don’t like you man

[tranquil jolt]

im broke

[cursive valley]

Its like 900 gold

Basically nothing

[tranquil jolt]

and I have 226 gold

[cursive valley]

What season are you in

[tranquil jolt]

beginning of summer

well like mid to beginning

[shy meadow]

its time baby

[cursive valley]

Then plant star fruits or blueberries

[tranquil jolt]

ur pfp be tricking me everytime i see it 💀

[shy meadow]

;)

[ocean ibex]

Is it not a 2 ducks hugging?

[tranquil jolt]

I'm only in year one and I only have 1 star fruit but i did spend all my money on blueberries and melons :)

[cursive valley]

Then skip days until they finish growing

[tranquil jolt]

I'm usually gathering stuff to level up the other skills

[narrow ingot]

why

why did u bring sf to mines

[ashen cove]

I didnt want to waste time by going home then returning

[gaunt lion]

Why would you skip days when you could be mining, foraging, gathering resources, gaining friendship, upgrading things, cleaning your farm, organising, Etc

[ashen cove]

It was a lucky day

So i wanted to get those quick pothole jumps

I didnt see my hp and boom a flying thing comes at me and -20 hp

[narrow ingot]

why didnt u reset day

[ashen cove]

Didnt feel like redoing a whole day

[narrow ingot]

welp

thats like

60k

gone

[ashen cove]

It was like 11 pm

[ashen cove]

I mean i can buy it back

For

Around 20km

20 k i think?

Idk i didnt check yet he isnt open

I just didnt know if i lost it forever if i died

Cuz so far this is my first death

[ashen cove]

It was 30k ouch

[fickle orbit]

look some people just dont wanna do that

everyone plays in their own way

[gaunt lion]

Yeah but they’re telling someone else to skip days as advice when unless you know for a fact that specifically they don’t want to do anything else is bad advice

[fickle orbit]

oh that was advice for someone else

yea thats bad

especially on y1

[void ledge]

the only time i skip days is winter (only bc im pre-||gi||)

[fickle orbit]

there is so much stuff to do

[narrow ingot]

no

well

yes

[gaunt lion]

There’s still like way more to do in winter

[narrow ingot]

well kind of

its like 30k

[void ledge]

i tend to my animals and then sleep, i dont have much else to do

[narrow ingot]

dude

this is new farmers

delete th at

also winter has the most stuff to do

[void ledge]

i doubt anyone knows what it means but ill spoiler it

[narrow ingot]

people who skip winter i legit dont understand

[gaunt lion]

Mining, Gathering Resources, Foraging, Quests, Cleaning, Etc

The only time I understand skipping days is Speedruns

[narrow ingot]

"ah, a time for me to prepare for the new season, grind exp, make sprinklers, etc. Sounds like a perfect time to skip it and be 5x less profitable next year"

[spark crane]

Happy Thanksgiving

[craggy shore]

Lot of people really think farming is the only thing to do is ingame what

[gaunt lion]

Plus you can still farm via Wild Seeds and Fiber Seeds if you really want to

[fickle orbit]

i mean, it is a farming game

[void ledge]

i do all that early winter then do the necesities like gifting every sunday and monday, besides that i tend to my animals then go straight to sleep

[fickle orbit]

thats not that outrageous of an assumption

[narrow ingot]

it is

if you played the game

for more than 2 microseconds

[gaunt lion]

That unlocks both fishing and a mine in the first week
There’s a lot more to do and the game tells you that instantly

[craggy shore]

That is quite literally judging a book by its cover

[fickle orbit]

a cover is meant for judging the book

ive always disliked that phrase

[craggy shore]

What 💀

[fickle orbit]

what is the purpose of a cover

[craggy shore]

Do you only read the cover and not like

The rest of the book

To tell how good a book is

[narrow ingot]

to introduce the BASIC PREMISE of a book

judging a book by it's cover is saying "I dont like this book" only after seeing the cover

[gaunt lion]

A Cover is meant to look pretty, catch your eye, and sometimes tell you soemthing about it

A blurb/description tells you the main premise

Actually reading it is how you learn what it’s about and if it’s good

[void ledge]

if anything a book should be judged by its blurb if not the actual content of the book

[narrow ingot]

???

[gaunt lion]

Emphasises on “if”

[void ledge]

(its the short description on the back of the book)

[fickle orbit]

no, you're twisting the analogy. if you apply that analogy to what the player is doing that would mean that they see "farming" in the steam tags and just not buy the game

thats not whats happening

[tranquil jolt]

how far down do you have to go in the mine to find iron ores?

[fickle orbit]

40+

[narrow ingot]

its like if someone saw the cover of a book

[tranquil jolt]

aww shucks :(

[narrow ingot]

and it said "farming"

and they only read the first chapter

[gaunt lion]

This is literally what it’s we’re talking about

[narrow ingot]

which is about farming

[void ledge]

the 3rd thing on the store page is an image of the mines

[narrow ingot]

even tho the other 293879 chapters are about something else

[void ledge]

and the 10th is of the ocean

[fickle orbit]

the fuck it is? we're talking about people that just engage with the farming aspect of the game

[gaunt lion]

You said “it is a farming game, it is not outrageous to think there isn’t anything else to do”

It is the same thing as saying
“It’s a romance books, it’s not outrageous to think there isn’t any other genres mixed in”

[fickle orbit]

not disengage with the game entirely

[void ledge]

15 litteraly shows fishing

[narrow ingot]

^^^

it's like if the book subtitle said "a romantic comedy" and you are like "some people might not know theres comedy in it"

[fickle orbit]

look im not trying to claim that "its a farming game so every should think its only a farming game"

there are lots of games that are focused down on a single genre

[craggy shore]

Isn't that exactly what you're trying to imply

[fickle orbit]

no

[narrow ingot]

farming is, at best, 20% of the game

[gaunt lion]

You’re claiming that “it’s a farming game so it’s a normal idea for it to be only farming”

Literally what you said

[narrow ingot]

at worst its like 5%

if anything

this game has more mining

and more puzzle solving

than farmimg

[summer kite]

I'm having very bad time at combat on mobile

It is just ....... painful.

[fickle orbit]

im trying to expalin to you that this game is advertised as farming. someone wouldn't be at fault for thinking its just about farming. their assumption is wrong, but their methodology for thinking that isnt inheremtly flawed

[fickle orbit]

just turn on auto swing

[narrow ingot]

it IS flawed

[summer kite]

Is there a way to make suggestions?

[gaunt lion]

And we’re all saying
It is flawed

[narrow ingot]

because the game isnt advertised as farming

[spark crane]

Happy Thanksgiving

[narrow ingot]

after you read the first 2 words of the steam description

[craggy shore]

Don't think there's a way in the server exactly

[summer kite]

Slimes still tea bag me

[narrow ingot]

it becomes clear this is a variety game

[gaunt lion]

Even bloody “Farming Simulator” makes you think about keeping track of Economy and doing tasks for others

[narrow ingot]

“Far more than just a farming game, this one-man labor of love is filled with seemingly endless content and heart.”
5/5 – Giant Bomb

literally first featured review on the fucking steam page

"Explore a vast, mysterious cave. As you travel deeper underground, you'll encounter new and dangerous monsters, powerful weapons, new environments, valuable gemstones, raw materials for crafting and upgrading tools, and mysteries to be uncovered."

part of features description

[summer kite]

I wanna suggest double d pads

As solution for mobile combat

You move one tile per tap, and you can swing the weapon on 4 directions with ease

[narrow ingot]

Improve your skills over time. As you make your way from a struggling greenhorn to a master farmer, you'll level up in 5 different areas: farming, mining, combat, fishing, and foraging. As you progress, you'll learn new cooking and crafting recipes, unlock new areas to explore, and customize your skills by choosing from a variety of professions.

[craggy shore]

Another highlight is befriending

And that's a big highlight

There's even a dedicated picture in the Play Store about marriage

[narrow ingot]

yep, thats feature number 4 in steam description

and feature number 7

you know how many times it mentions farming?

once

it mentions friendship more than farming

by that logic it should be a surprise that this game has farming and its not a dating sim

[craggy shore]

In my first ever save, I personally didn't care about farming one bit until like Y3

I was so invested in virtually everything else

[narrow ingot]

same, except first fall for me

[tranquil jolt]

I just got a cutscene of some fairy on my farm what the heck 0-0

[west hearth]

wait you guys didn’t immediately start farming?

[narrow ingot]

no?

[craggy shore]

Nope lol

[narrow ingot]

i farmed my 15 parsnips

found watering BORING AF

[west hearth]

that’s so interesting

[gaunt lion]

I did

[narrow ingot]

and then started mining

[craggy shore]

I did fishing

[west hearth]

i’ve always immediately started farming 💀

[narrow ingot]

and mining

[craggy shore]

A LOT of fishing

Got Level 10 in Winter Y1

[narrow ingot]

same dude

[narrow ingot]

same

i got fishing lvl 10 before farming level 10

[west hearth]

||crop fairy!||

[narrow ingot]

it was close though

[gaunt lion]

That’s like.. everyone

[narrow ingot]

nope

some people plant more pumpkins in fall than i did

and got to level 10

[west hearth]

i’m gonna plant so many pumpkins this fall

[craggy shore]

Speaking of pumpkins

[narrow ingot]

dude i love this game bc when u reach level 8 in a skill you arent even halfway to level 10

[gaunt lion]

My friend usually gets Fishing Lv10 during Summer

[craggy shore]

The game doesn't offer too many Halloween decorations does it

[tranquil jolt]

Noo i only got one golden melon :(

[west hearth]

mm no not that i’ve noticed anyway

[west hearth]

awww darn

[narrow ingot]

damn, if you planted like 30 thats really unlucky

next time plant like 60

[craggy shore]

Only Halloween decoration I can think of is the jack-o'-lantern 💀

Well, maybe also that skeleton display you get from Gunther

[tranquil jolt]

:( but then it was only a small handful because of the ||crop fairy|| showing up soo hopefully I get more :)

[narrow ingot]

ohh

how many did u plant btw

[tranquil jolt]

like almost 30

[narrow ingot]

alr

[tranquil jolt]

ooh i just found a super cucumber in the trash :p is it good?

[narrow ingot]

yes

[tranquil jolt]

what is it good for? /genq I'm just new and kinda early on in the game so idk what its good for

[spark crane]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE

[trim horizon]

Should I normal fertilize the strawberry or speedgro it

[lavish basin]

Speedgro

[tranquil jolt]

I should really automate my farm. I'm not bothered to use up my stamina every day :(

[trim horizon]

It’s yr 1 and I need to complete the bundle thingy

Idk if it’s worth it or just normal fertilize it

[small coyote]

Speed-gro gives you 1 more harvest which is far more profit than raising the quality of the crops

[stark oxide]

Only use speed-gro if you're on day 13

[trim horizon]

Oh well

[stark oxide]

It wont help if you're past that

[trim horizon]

Sure I will use normal fertilizer

[tranquil jolt]

Wait are melons able to be harvested twice?

[trim horizon]

Maybe not

[small coyote]

Single harvest crop

[tranquil jolt]

i mean twice in a season after i plant it again :p

[trim horizon]

Also strawberry is profitable on yr1 spring.

[lavish basin]

Yes they are

[small coyote]

Yeah in that sense

[lavish basin]

They only take 12 days

Growing them twice takes 24

You have 28 days

[trim horizon]

But the egg fest is in day 12

[lavish basin]

Its on the 13th

Not the 12th

[trim horizon]

So I only have 1 harvests for strawberries?

[lavish basin]

2 harvests if you plant on the 13th

3 with speedgro

[trim horizon]

Profit is better than cauliflowers?

[lavish basin]

Yeah

[shrewd cradle]

What meals should i eat before doing harvesting?

[lavish basin]

Anything with a farming buff helps

Hashbrowns, Farmer's Lunch etc

[shrewd cradle]

alright, thanks.

[agile warren]

Hello everyone

I have a questions

Question

[trim horizon]

Also does strawberry make more than cauliflowers with no fert and speedgro

[agile warren]

The scarecrow

[trim horizon]

Yes?

[agile warren]

How It work?

[abstract wyvern]

raw or processed ?

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[trim horizon]

There

[abstract wyvern]

put ur crops in the green area

[agile warren]

Ohhhhhhhhh

[abstract wyvern]

ur crops won't be attacked by crows then

u can get a better version when u ||gather all of the rarecrows||

[trim horizon]

Raw

[agile warren]

I thinks only cover around them

[agile warren]

In Android work equal?

[abstract wyvern]

it does

[abstract wyvern]

yes

[agile warren]

Nice thanks

[narrow ingot]

OH MY GOD

I JUST REALIZED

Z.C. STANDS FOR ZUZU CITY

i was like "who tf is ||z.c. rarecrow society||"

[abstract wyvern]

[tranquil jolt]

Does a thunderstorm do anything?

[small coyote]

Your chance for battery packs

[tranquil jolt]

I don't have thunder rod :(

[narrow ingot]

get some

[tranquil jolt]

I'm too low level 😭

[narrow ingot]

battery packs are one of most valuable things in the game

[small coyote]

You'll also need lightning rods to protect your crops

Otherwise they'll get smited

[tranquil jolt]

Nooo

my melons :((

[small coyote]

Daily luck also affects the frequency of lightning

Higher luck means more lightning strikes

[full osprey]

I just ate my first stardrop and made over 30k

[desert pulsar]

legendary

did u pick fruit or shrooms

[full osprey]

Bats

[tranquil jolt]

🤞 finers crossed i have very good luck-

[desert pulsar]

once I got 30 battery packs in the mail from pam

I was playing with mods tho and our friendship was maxed

[full osprey]

Why wont barries spawn in the cave

[desert pulsar]

although idk if the mods did anything to gifts

barries?

oh

[full osprey]

Bats

[desert pulsar]

it's every day they spawn

each morning

[full osprey]

Mine empty

[desert pulsar]

yeah you gotta wait til tmr chief

[full osprey]

Ok ty chief

[tranquil jolt]

what does a fairy stone do :p I just got one from an omnigeode

should i give it to gunther?

[narrow ingot]

you can donate it

[full osprey]

Gunther scammer

[narrow ingot]

no

gunther gives you stardrop

its worth

[full osprey]

Scammer

[desert pulsar]

Gunther not scammer

booly

wasn't that stardrop u got yummy

[full osprey]

Very

[desert pulsar]

Gunther has one

[full osprey]

It reminded me of sleep

[desert pulsar]

if ur super nice to him

[full osprey]

So you’re saying i shouldnt throw rocks at him

[desert pulsar]

correct

[tranquil jolt]

JAS DOESN'T LIKE PLUM? NOO I MADE HER CRY :(

[desert pulsar]

:(((

well booly

consolation

[small coyote]

Doesn't Gunther claim all the credit of your donations or something?

I may be misremembering

[desert pulsar]

Gunther doesn't have friendship so you can still throw rocks at him

[tranquil jolt]

should i update my watering can?

[desert pulsar]

but he gives u a stardrop so like who cares

[desert pulsar]

I would until u have a good amount of sprinklers

[full osprey]

Me: gives quartz to abigail
: how did you know i was hungry

[tranquil jolt]

Its thunderstorming tomorrow :P

[desert pulsar]

everyone says don't use sprinklers til u get the highest tier ones but I think quality sprinklers are the ones to start with

[desert pulsar]

what

[desert pulsar]

nom nom nom

[tranquil jolt]

i was unsure if i shoudl or not cuz the pickaxe took two days i think

[desert pulsar]

ohhh

yes it takes a few days

[narrow ingot]

no

nobody says that

literally not a single soul

[desert pulsar]

I've heard a lot of people tell me to not use normal/quality

[narrow ingot]

upgrade it

[narrow ingot]

normal yes

but who tf said to not use quality

[desert pulsar]

my friend and 3/4 people on this server

maybe I was misinterpreting?

[narrow ingot]

give an example

of them saying it

like a quote or smth

[desert pulsar]

it was like 6 months ago but I remember my friend said "don't use sprinklers until you get to ||skull caverns for iridium||"

[full osprey]

[narrow ingot]

ok

your friend is

im sorry to say this

dumb af

[desert pulsar]

ig that's a spoiler

[dry wing]

I picked the beach farm

[desert pulsar]

LMFAOOO

ok I'll keep that in mind

yeah I like quality sprinklers

[narrow ingot]

first playthrough?

[dry wing]

2nd

[desert pulsar]

legendary

[narrow ingot]

normal sprinklers are ugly as shit

[desert pulsar]

I really hope the 1.6 update has a cool farm

yeah agreed

[dry wing]

yes

[desert pulsar]

and very hard to navigate

[fast tundra]

I like manual labor

BACK IN MY DAY-

[tranquil jolt]

👴

[desert pulsar]

anti manual labor

it's infinite energy you don't even have to power them

[spark crane]

Hey what's the best farm

For any reason

[fast tundra]

Forest has good space and looks good

Standard has best space and looks like shit

[spark crane]

Ya that's true

[desert pulsar]

I like hilltop because it's pretty

[spark crane]

Ya I prefer hilltop

[fast tundra]

Beach looks great but hard to use early game and Riverlands (in my opinion) looks the best but has the worst space

[small coyote]

Either forest or standard are good for beginners

[spark crane]

Tho I'd love to give forest a chance

[fast tundra]

I'd recommend forest for beginner Riverlands for experienced and Beach for expert

[desert pulsar]

I used river because it looked good but once I got late game I kind of hated it

[fast tundra]

Hm?

It was the opposite for me

[desert pulsar]

idk all the buildings and the crops end to end of the islands

[fast tundra]

I hated it early game because no space and loved it late game because it looks really good

You can make some really nice "districts" with the different islands

They naturally separate eachother

[small coyote]

Despite standard having more space than forest I never find myself planting like 500 crops at any given time so forest > standard

[desert pulsar]

mmm I am not exactly a design player that is a good idea

[fast tundra]

Yeah and standard looks horrible

[small coyote]

The terrain of forest farm is 100% much better so you'll appreciate it more when you finally get your hands on decoration

[tranquil jolt]

noo i only got 3 gold out of like 27 i planted :(

how fast will the melons grow

if i use speedgrow

[small coyote]

10 days I think

[tranquil jolt]

ok i have enough time :D

what should i do with my starfruit :p

[small coyote]

Make sure you apply basic fertilizers for better chance of gold quality

[tranquil jolt]

will do :D

[ocean ibex]

Keg is better

[small coyote]

Also if you have any meal that provides farming stat boost eat them before you harvest

[ocean ibex]

Selling ||star fruit|| feels illegal

[narrow ingot]

seed maker bc u only have one

[small coyote]

Save one for a quest later

[narrow ingot]

why, its good early game when u have a backlog

[ocean ibex]

Just feels illegal to me if you sell it raw

[desert pulsar]

I agree

I have like 400 stored up because my ||kegs|| don't move fast enough

not sure how late game those r

once I get more it's over for them

[ocean ibex]

Kegs dont move though

Haha i know what you meant

[obtuse wharf]

huh

[desert pulsar]

mine do laps around the farm not sure what're wrong with yours

[ocean ibex]

Mine produces wine

[desert pulsar]

huh

[obtuse wharf]

hamburggnr

[tranquil jolt]

How do i sell a painting :p

[desert pulsar]

what!!!! there's wine in this game!?

[ocean ibex]

You canr

[desert pulsar]

you do not :/

[ocean ibex]

Cant

[tranquil jolt]

aww :(

[tranquil jolt]

Noo :((

[obtuse wharf]

your paintings are so amazing that you cant sell those for money

[ocean ibex]

Its just there to fill up your inventory

[desert pulsar]

priceless

[narrow ingot]

just

[desert pulsar]

and you can't throw them out :(

[narrow ingot]

just sell them

you get a huge profit boost

and you can always get more

[desert pulsar]

but what about when I get more kegs

no way jose

[narrow ingot]

by then you will have more starfruit

rn you are severely handicapping urself

[desert pulsar]

yeahhhh

but I'm rich anyways

[ocean ibex]

I have 2000 af

[small coyote]

Buy more materials for kegs

[narrow ingot]

no you arent

[desert pulsar]

sheeeeesh

[narrow ingot]

1 million aint a lot

[desert pulsar]

yes I am stop shaming my wallet

[narrow ingot]

1 million is rookie play

[desert pulsar]

where does it say I have 1 million

[narrow ingot]

how much do u have

[desert pulsar]

I have the golden clock bro

[narrow ingot]

i guessed based on you having 500 sf saved up

[narrow ingot]

and no kegs???

this cap is bigger than my skull

[desert pulsar]

not enough compared to my ||Ginger Island|| and normal farms

[undone pawn]

WINTER IS DONE

FINALLY

[obtuse wharf]

why did bro censor that one

[desert pulsar]

I have like 40-50 kegs

[shy meadow]

ohohohoohohoho

[undone pawn]

huh

[narrow ingot]

SPOILER IN CHAT

[desert pulsar]

this is new farmers I can't say it

[narrow ingot]

THIS IS NEW FARMERS

[obtuse wharf]

oh

[ocean ibex]

You cant even mention those 2 words

[small coyote]

Because no post CC content are allowed here

[narrow ingot]

DELETE DELETE DELETE

[shy meadow]

wich one do i choose??

[obtuse wharf]

ok

[ocean ibex]

Left

[undone pawn]

Oh shit

[narrow ingot]

figther

[desert pulsar]

it's fake don't believe in it

[shy meadow]

alr

[undone pawn]

😔

[narrow ingot]

yeah man one time i thought i was in seasoned farmers

[ocean ibex]

Its modded

[narrow ingot]

and mentioned one of the towers

[ocean ibex]

You confusinf people with mods again

[narrow ingot]

the twin towers

[obtuse wharf]

my bad g

[desert pulsar]

that's not even a big spoiler tho

[narrow ingot]

i have a plane mod yes

[ocean ibex]

Thats.

[narrow ingot]

kinda is, its post cc

[desert pulsar]

I guess so

[ocean ibex]

A very bad one i feel like you cant say

[obtuse wharf]

where is your respect. where is your empathy. where is the mod link?

[obtuse wharf]

agree

[ocean ibex]

Os-

[spark crane]

Bruh

[narrow ingot]

N

[ocean ibex]

Inja

[narrow ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZENWvVZbBOI&ab_channel=Waligug

idk

[desert pulsar]

fr Caroline is better :/

[cinder carbon]

Evelyn 🫶

Real gamers simp for evelyn

[undone pawn]

WINTER IS OVER

[cobalt hare]

Cowpoke lvl.

[ocean ibex]

Merry christmas

Wait thats next month

Happy spirit's eve

[desert pulsar]

I could never do that to sweet Evelyn

she is MARRIED bud

[spark crane]

Ya but no ways she's happy

I can make her happy

[shy meadow]

what is this thing? randomly appeared

[desert pulsar]

she smiles and whatnot

[spark crane]

Bro ngl Evelyn kinda hot

[desert pulsar]

😦

[spark crane]

😈

[cinder carbon]

There are all kinds of relationships

[spark crane]

Haahaha

[desert pulsar]

not Evelyn please she likes gardening and baking not YOU

[spark crane]

Kai if you try to ruin my relationship shop Evelyn I will be very mad

I have full Hearts

My fav mod is dating Evelyn

[desert pulsar]

I will try my hardest (tell u not to)

[cinder carbon]

Sometimes when one partner realizes they either no longer can or want to fulfill some of the other parnters needs it's healthy for them to allow the other partner to make other arrangements. It doesn't mean they love each other any less

[bright pelican]

pum pum

[spark crane]

Bro why is Pam Pam Pam making sense

[bright pelican]

pum pum pum

[shy meadow]

LETS GOOOOO

[desert pulsar]

let them grow old together you homewrecker

[spark crane]

I'm talking about dating a 9999 year old women

[cinder carbon]

Becauae it's true

[shy meadow]

first marrige of the run

[bright pelican]

hehe

haha

[spark crane]

NEVER

I want to grow old with Evelyn

ゴジラ

Fr tho

[cobalt hare]

YOOO I GOT A PRISMATIC SHARD AND IRDIUM ORE FROM THE QUARRY

[cinder carbon]

Dang

[cobalt hare]

first rock i mined the whole gameEVER

[spark crane]

Awesome Fluffo