stardew-valley

[hidden meadow]

HELLO ARPH

[west hearth]

HIIII ARPH

[narrow pebble]

He's idle-

[lavish basin]

He was offline tho

He just showed up

[hidden meadow]

slowly approaching

waiting to pounce

[lavish basin]

Oh hes gone

[narrow pebble]

Told you

[west hearth]

he’s going to go plot some more

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[hidden meadow]

hidden in the shadows

[narrow pebble]

It feels like new farmers and the town square have merged

[shy meadow]

any way i can check my mail again?....

[narrow pebble]

Lol I didn't know this emoji existed and I love it

[narrow pebble]

Yeah, in the collections menu

There's this golden thingy... How do I explain it

[shy meadow]

oahhh tysm

[narrow pebble]

No problem!

[shy meadow]

alex wants to meet after dark?.. 💀

kinda sus there

[west hearth]

are you playing on a mod or base game

[narrow pebble]

It's base :P

[west hearth]

oh right

[narrow pebble]

Not Alex's crazy idk

[west hearth]

i haven’t explored alex much yet lol

[hidden meadow]

based

[west hearth]

i’m a shane gal 💅🏻

i love the mean ones 🤩

[hidden meadow]

jesus fckin christ

[narrow pebble]

I'm imagining some mod with... What's that word for anime characters who express love in a weird scary way

[west hearth]

yes rizz me up by being super mean to me 🤩🤩🤩

[hidden meadow]

Step on me

uhhhhhhhh

[west hearth]

idk man the first time i met shane i was like “i can fix him”

[hidden meadow]

anyway, gotta go, dinner and stuff yeye

[shy meadow]

ew

[nocturne wigeon]

Went for 2 minutes and what happened here

[shy meadow]

alex fanclub

[west hearth]

bye bannis

[hidden meadow]

[narrow pebble]

Byeeee

[nocturne wigeon]

Byee

[lavish basin]

Byee Banniiss

[west hearth]

shane fan club 🤩🤩🤩

[nocturne wigeon]

[lavish basin]

No.

[narrow pebble]

At first I thought you'd say Bannis fan club

[nocturne wigeon]

😂😂

[west hearth]

yes.

bannis fan club too 🤩🤩🤩

[lavish basin]

Bannis fan club fr

[narrow pebble]

Lol yeah count me in

[nocturne wigeon]

[west hearth]

bainne fan club 🤩

[lavish basin]

Elderly people (beth) fan club 🤩

[narrow pebble]

xD

[narrow pebble]

How's your day been going so far? @nocturne wigeon
Was just curious :P

[west hearth]

brb time to workout

[narrow pebble]

Hmm what do you say to someone who's going to workout...

Good luck? Good workout?

[nocturne wigeon]

Played sdv and asked stupid questions here most of the day

[nocturne wigeon]

Please dont

[narrow pebble]

Happy workout

[lavish basin]

When it comes to Beth...dont break your hips or something

Her bones are old and frail

[nocturne wigeon]

Lmao

[narrow pebble]

Lmao

I will never understand how someone can just watch all of us and keep playing with that slow mode timer every second

[nocturne wigeon]

Wait how far ahead are you in sdv

[narrow pebble]

I just imagine someone sliding it to add and then disable and then add and then disable and it changes literally every moment

[nocturne wigeon]

Oh wait wait not the story

[narrow pebble]

?

[nocturne wigeon]

Lol sorry

[lavish basin]

Its automatic

[nocturne wigeon]

Yea you were saying?

[lavish basin]

Its not someone actually adding a slowtime lol

[narrow pebble]

Lol that makes more sense xD

Otherwise I would have felt bad for that person

[lavish basin]

Imagine 😭

[nocturne wigeon]

Exactly what I was trying to understand when he said that 😂

[nocturne wigeon]

Better be a good paying job lol

Nope cant even imagine myself doing that

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[lavish basin]

It would be painful

[narrow pebble]

Yeah

[nocturne wigeon]

Unless I get certain sdv perks than perhaps

[narrow pebble]

Just watching people talk all day and change that slider

[nocturne wigeon]

I could flex here so that would be good 😂

[narrow pebble]

Although... If that would involve talking here all day, that would be fun xD

[nocturne wigeon]

Weird that you actually thought of a non existent occupation

[narrow pebble]

But why would I want to limit the chaos

[narrow pebble]

Heh xD

[narrow pebble]

Nice
How far are you in the game?
Yeah I know you asked me too, I'll answer it after you xD

[nocturne wigeon]

Ah so you read that early

I am on year 4

Took joja membership and completed the things

Didn't get married

I got the greenhouse rebuild as well

[narrow pebble]

Ah nice
Wait, joja?

[nocturne wigeon]

And got around 400k total till now

[narrow pebble]

So I assume you had previous runs

[nocturne wigeon]

Noo not you too just unluckyy on first time you could say

[narrow pebble]

Lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Everyone be making me cry ever since I took joja on first time

[narrow pebble]

For me it sounded like the genocide run of Undertale

So I didn't dare to do it xD

[nocturne wigeon]

Haha

[narrow pebble]

Damn why that name xD

[nocturne wigeon]

I wish I could redo rn

Ngl It doesn't seem normal 😂

Bruh you heard my entire story ?

Now time for yourss

[narrow pebble]

I'll call PETA xD

[nocturne wigeon]

How far are you?

@narrow pebble

[narrow pebble]

Wait, the entire story?

[nocturne wigeon]

I mean

Just as much as I told you

[narrow pebble]

I mean I read what you wrote

[nimble harness]

time to animation cancel milk

[narrow pebble]

Ah alright

[nocturne wigeon]

[nocturne wigeon]

Umm what?

[nimble harness]

cancelling the milk gains friendship, but you can do it over and over

[nocturne wigeon]

Oh right

[narrow pebble]

Sooo I'm on the second year
Fall just started and I completed the community center for the first time

[nimble harness]

until you screw up, then you get milk

[narrow ingot]

Theres a way to do that without anim cancelling

[nocturne wigeon]

Wow luckyy

[narrow pebble]

I actually played the game multiple times but never got this far

[narrow ingot]

You can full inventory cancel

[nocturne wigeon]

Device?

[narrow pebble]

I'm on PC
I also have the Switch version but I found the PC one to be the best

[narrow ingot]

||any mods dor romancing henchman?||

[nocturne wigeon]

Yess me too but because of travelling I have started know switch

[narrow pebble]

Ah I see
It's good thing that you can transfer data xD
In case you would want to in the future xD

Stardew valley seems like a huge game

And there's also mods

[nocturne wigeon]

Yea at first I didn't know it was this big

Especially didn't think of its community to be this big

[narrow pebble]

Heh :)

It's nice though

[nocturne wigeon]

Yea

[narrow pebble]

Except what I mentioned previously -
I bought myself some sort of a game subscription for 100$ in the beginning of the year
And now I'm regretting it because I feel like I'll just be playing Stardew Valley all year lol

[nocturne wigeon]

Lol

[narrow ingot]

Game subscriptions

Thats new

[nocturne wigeon]

[narrow pebble]

Hm? Nah

[narrow ingot]

Stardew outright costs 15 bucks

[nocturne wigeon]

Not in sdv man

[narrow pebble]

Stuff like Xbox Game Pass I meant

I bought Stardew seperately

[narrow ingot]

Why 100 for a year

[narrow ingot]

Damn

See i never buy subscription things

[frail minnow]

Cost me 10

[narrow ingot]

Like the apple arcade

And stuff

Bc i can just buy the individual games

[nocturne wigeon]

Okay let me get this straight you got pc , switch,xbox and you bought its game pass which you will waste

[narrow pebble]

Yes

[nocturne wigeon]

Damn do tou work as the slow mo guy in discord 😂

The occupation you created

[cobalt hare]

how do i give emily the stuff for her rock quest

[narrow pebble]

Lol what made you say that now xD

[nimble harness]

wdym

[nocturne wigeon]

Idk lol it could be a high paying job if existed

[narrow ingot]

Isnt there a questiob mark box in her house

[narrow pebble]

Maybe not as it's highly technical xD
But it would definitely be fun

You could be here all day

[narrow ingot]

Just like with other special orders

[narrow pebble]

Unless you couldn't talk

In which case, not so much fun

[cobalt hare]

I just got back into stardew and I have her 5 gems but idk how to give her the gems for the rock Rejuvenation

[nimble harness]

is that post-cc?

[cobalt hare]

so do I just hold the gems and right click her to give it to her for the quest

[narrow pebble]

Just give them to her

[narrow ingot]

No

[narrow pebble]

She will just... consume them

[narrow ingot]

No to both

[narrow pebble]

It's odd

[narrow ingot]

No

[narrow pebble]

I did that quest a moment ago lol why do you say no

[narrow ingot]

Dont GIVE them with them in hand

[narrow pebble]

But in that quest it is that way

[narrow ingot]

It is?

[narrow pebble]

Usually there's a box I know

[narrow ingot]

Wasnt like that when i did ti

I talked to her

[narrow pebble]

But in that quest you just give them like a gift

[narrow ingot]

Maybe im misremembering

[cobalt hare]

so do i just give them like a gift or put them in a certain box

[narrow pebble]

Just give them

[ocean ibex]

Is it the rejuvenation?

[narrow pebble]

Each one you give her will make a sound

[ocean ibex]

Just give it to emily

[narrow pebble]

It won't count as a gift and she won't say anything

[nimble harness]

freakin crow ate my starfruit

[cobalt hare]

okay

[ocean ibex]

It would just ding

[narrow ingot]

Thats like 400 seed dollars gone

[cobalt hare]

okay did it nice

[narrow ingot]

And 1k profit dollars

[cobalt hare]

it worked

[nimble harness]

it's fine i still have my other-

[ocean ibex]

Omedeto

[lavish basin]

3k if wine

[trim horizon]

Good night everyone

[ocean ibex]

6k

[lavish basin]

Night Peanut

[trim horizon]

Ima sleep

[narrow ingot]

Ur other what

Your other 399 starfruit?

[nimble harness]

starfruit i only planted two to see the profits

[narrow ingot]

Bro

You could be rich rn

[nimble harness]

idc i have bluebs

[ocean ibex]

2 sf?

[narrow ingot]

The profit margin is like 9x with kegs

[nimble harness]

ze best early-game summer fruit

[ocean ibex]

Not when your yr 2

[narrow ingot]

And the profit per tile is ungodly

[narrow ingot]

Yr 2 it isnt

Year 2 starfruit best

[nimble harness]

it's fine im going slow

[narrow ingot]

Yeah same

Im recommending it bc i hate watering

[nimble harness]

plus i only had 20k when summer began

[narrow ingot]

Then you would have 200k when it ended

[narrow pebble]

Should I put the wooden lamps? Or do the iron ones give more light or something?

Trying to add some lights to my farm because I can't see anything in the dark

[narrow ingot]

Glowstone ring

[narrow pebble]

Nah but I want the farm to have some sort of lights

Like for decoration too

The glowstone ring works but it isn't the most err...

It doesn't light up the whole place obviously

[west hearth]

i do torches lol

[narrow pebble]

Torches barely give light though -

How much torches do you have-

[waxen comet]

Im such a new farmer that I don’t even have the game 🤡

I lost my account lol

[narrow ingot]

Rip lost steam account

Did you try account recovery

[cursive stone]

what the flip is up

[lavish basin]

What the flip

[cursive stone]

what the flip david

[ocean ibex]

I flip my blue eyes white dragon

And summon this guy

[west hearth]

what the fwip

[waxen comet]

I don’t remember anything from it, it was made by my friends

Fr

They gave me stardew for my birthday

We played for a bit and then I lost the account cuz I had stopped

[cursive stone]

beth PLEASE

oh eden i’m sorry that happened :(

[waxen comet]

It’s alr

[west hearth]

:3 what’s wongggg

[waxen comet]

I have pc now, so I might ask for it for Christmas ^^

[cursive stone]

i’m gonna stop interacting with u until u start speaking properly again 😭

next thing u know ur gunna MEOW

[west hearth]

meowwww~ nyah!~

[nocturne wigeon]

[lavish basin]

Ayo

[narrow pebble]

Do you maybe have the receipt?

[west hearth]

[nimble harness]

look at that last one

[west hearth]

bruh

[narrow pebble]

You could send that to the steam account recovery support

[nocturne wigeon]

Oh thats soo cutee

[narrow ingot]

Lwt me guess

Strawberries

Or ancient fruit

[nimble harness]

Cranberries

[nocturne wigeon]

I was gonna say that

[narrow ingot]

Damn

[nocturne wigeon]

Hey wait how much does ancient fruit sell for?

[narrow ingot]

Dude im dumb

I was thinking of cranberries

[nimble harness]

750 or smth coines

[narrow ingot]

But said strawberries

[nimble harness]

time to make 20,000 g!

[west hearth]

i love growing cranberries ngl

i enjoy making them into jam

[solar flax]

turn it to wine 1st otherwise sell tea saplings or garlic oil

[earnest harbor]

how many are we talkin'?

[nimble harness]

how long does it take for cows to grow up?

[narrow ingot]

2 years

[nimble harness]

to be able to milk them?

[earnest harbor]

a cow will mature after 5 nights

[solar flax]

cows only good for cheese to eat in skull cavern don't sell the cheese

[nimble harness]

fwoof

[nocturne wigeon]

Talking in future tense lol haven't even grown yet just got the seed

[nimble harness]

nah ima sell the cow after i get one large milk for cc

[earnest harbor]

oh uh, then its about 750 per one

[nocturne wigeon]

Thats too less for something that takes so much time

Uhh

Not Worth it

[solar flax]

easy way wait for large milk in traveling merchant

[earnest harbor]

you could turn it into wine, you could choose not to. thats up to you

[narrow pebble]

How much does it give as wine?

[nimble harness]

like 1k or smth i forgor

[earnest harbor]

i agree, which is why i dont grow it much

[earnest harbor]

not enough to be worth the wait

[nocturne wigeon]

Nah I will pass

Not Worth the time

[nimble harness]

but it is one of the oldest ways to make millions in stardew

[earnest harbor]

and one of the most boring

everybody makes millions off Ancient Fruit wine and Starfruit wine. why not try making money off of something else besided wine and clay and honey?

[narrow ingot]

No

[earnest harbor]

get creative, y'all.

[narrow ingot]

Its so worth it

[nimble harness]

fe blueberries

[narrow ingot]

Because its the only way to make money

[nimble harness]

and c r a n b e r r i e s

[earnest harbor]

in their opinion, its not worth it.

[solar flax]

try making millions off tea saplings worth it

[narrow ingot]

And their opinion is wrong

[earnest harbor]

but it isnt because other crops and things exist

[narrow ingot]

To make hundreds of millions?

Not really

Af and or sf wine and or honey is only way

[ocean ibex]

E

[earnest harbor]

incorrect, there's no such thing as a wrong opinion. maybe you disagree with it, but that doesnt make it wrong. and if you disagree with it, that does not mean it needs "correction"

[earnest harbor]

no to play the game like a normal human being

[narrow ingot]

If i said starfruit was a bad crop

Would you have to agree witth me

[nimble harness]

you would get penny punched

[earnest harbor]

then that would be your opinion.

[solar flax]

hundred of millions easy I'm on my garlic oil farm sells for 1k each made me hundreds of million in 2 years

[narrow ingot]

No

It would be my wrong opinion

Sf is objectively good

[earnest harbor]

and i wouldnt do anything about it, mainly because im indifferent to starfruit

i will only ever make wine for two specific bundles

[nimble harness]

i make 20k g every 3 days in Y2
so what that's terrible
i don't care
i just want to

Play the Game

[earnest harbor]

no thats not terrible

[nimble harness]

how is that not bad

[ocean ibex]

I earned 15k per day during y2

[topaz plover]

whats the best way to farm copper?

[ocean ibex]

Mines

[nimble harness]

that's 45k per 3 days

[ocean ibex]

Pigs are cool

[topaz plover]

nah, I need a better answer than that

[earnest harbor]

i remember making about 20k per day with pigs

[nimble harness]

bomb + lvls 15-30 = copper

[ocean ibex]

Clint's shop

[earnest harbor]

and the double forageables buff

[nimble harness]

also why do u need copper

furnaces?

[solar flax]

copper is used on tappers too

[narrow pebble]

Dude I make less lol
Who cares tbh xD

[nimble harness]

yeah
and kegs

[narrow pebble]

Mostly because beach farm 🥲

[nimble harness]

no sprinklr

someone start a topic that everyone will reply to

[narrow pebble]

Hmm yeah I want to talk about something xD

[solar flax]

here garlic oil sells for 1k each

[topaz plover]

Tappers

[nimble harness]

oh i know

[topaz plover]

barrels mainly

[narrow pebble]

Damn I'm spending too much time here xD

(I only use discord to talk here)

[solar flax]

farm lvl 10 to 20 of regular mines

[topaz plover]

btw, when will prices on robin and clint go down again? I'm on Y2 FALL

[solar flax]

never isn't overpricing great

it will go up again y3

[topaz plover]

so the prices just get worse?

[solar flax]

yup

[topaz plover]

got it

[narrow pebble]

Oof

[lavish basin]

That's not true

The prices don't keep on going up

[lavish basin]

And they'll never come down either

Once year 2 starts, that's the price they'll have forever

[solar flax]

yea but they'll still go up y3

[lavish basin]

They won't

[narrow pebble]

Hi David :D

[shrewd flint]

Tiller or rancher?

[lavish basin]

The prices only increase from year 1 to year 2

Tiller

[shrewd flint]

Leaning towards tiller imo

Ooo alr alr

[lavish basin]

Hiya

[paper cloak]

is rancher used for anything else besides pig empires?

[lavish basin]

If that was true it would get to a point where stuff would cost millions

[narrow pebble]

How are you doing? What have you been up to?

[lavish basin]

Rancher isn't even good for pig empires

[cobalt hare]

How do I know if i should jar or keg

[lavish basin]

Because you want artisan

[paper cloak]

do u?

[lavish basin]

General rule: kegs for fruits and jars for vegetables

Pumpkin is an exception, it's best to keg it

[cobalt hare]

okay lol

[lavish basin]

Nah, rancher gives 20% more on animal products but artisan literally gives 40%

[ocean ibex]

So keg the roe and preserve the fish

[paper cloak]

I always thought selling iridium quality troufles was better

[lavish basin]

It's not

Not with artisan

But they're very close in price

[paper cloak]

what's the difference?

[lavish basin]

Selling the truffles is less work for a little less money

[lavish basin]

The oil is like 200g more than an iridium truffle

With artisan

[paper cloak]

so 1450

[lavish basin]

Around that number yeah

I don't think it's exactly 1450

[shrewd flint]

I doubt it's worth it though

Just 200 g

[lavish basin]

I mean more money means more money

If you have the patience why not

[shrewd flint]

It also means more work

[lavish basin]

Yeah ofc

[narrow pebble]

David why are you ignoring me like that xD

[lavish basin]

1491

[lavish basin]

I'm sorryyy I was answering questions

[paper cloak]

you were pretty close

[narrow pebble]

It's alright xD

[lavish basin]

I'm doing good, stopped playing for a little bit to take a break

How about you

[narrow pebble]

Nice :)
Soo what are you doing during that break in the meantime?

[lavish basin]

Probably gonna eat a bit, check on my pets and maybe watch something

[paper cloak]

also, troufles don't count as animal products, right?

[earnest harbor]

i think one of my favorite Special Orders rewards is the Mini-Jukebox.

[lavish basin]

Uhm not sure

[earnest harbor]

i like being able to hear other themes in my house.

and outside.

[lavish basin]

Well jokes on you that's not a special order reward

[earnest harbor]

oh well never mind then.

[lavish basin]

You get it from 6 hearts with Gus

[paper cloak]

nothing beats linus bathing in the river for me

[earnest harbor]

my bad lmao

[lavish basin]

You're good

It's a very good reward tho I agree

[lavish basin]

Not sure

[cobalt hare]

So should I fill a shed full of kegs or jars

[nimble harness]

second

[narrow pebble]

Would you mind if I DM you? It's a bit long and complicated

[earnest harbor]

they count as forageables

[nimble harness]

add me too ig

[earnest harbor]

i believe

[paper cloak]

they are foregable

[lavish basin]

Yeah I just checked, they don't count as animal products

[lavish basin]

Sure!

[analog sedge]

I wanna get back into sdv

[narrow pebble]

Thanks :D

[lavish basin]

Depends on what you're growing

[paper cloak]

that's why we go for max quality forage profession

[analog sedge]

But I cba to delete and redownload all of my mods 😭

[lavish basin]

But kegs are usually better, as most the high value crops are fruits

[nimble harness]

try vanilla stardew

[earnest harbor]

ok i was wrong. they dont count as forageables, but give foraging XP when picked up

[analog sedge]

I did at first, I think I got around to autumn

[nimble harness]

get past autumn

[earnest harbor]

that doesnt necessarily mean that they're an animal product tho

[analog sedge]

But then I deleted my save 😭

[earnest harbor]

brutal.

[lavish basin]

Yeah they're not, otherwise they'd get a buff from rancher, and they don't

[nimble harness]

start anew and get past autumn

[analog sedge]

Ikrr

Plus, idk how to decorate my farm 😭

[west hearth]

reading this chat from the very beginning is wild

[analog sedge]

Mayge

[lavish basin]

Hi Beth

[west hearth]

hi david

[earnest harbor]

i mainly use them as a money source or a food source in the ||Skull Cavern|| because i usually pair them with the Gatherer buff

[lavish basin]

Truffles as a food source?

That's kind of a waste of money

[earnest harbor]

as a last resort, yeah

[lavish basin]

You could literally sell 1 and get like 6 salads

[earnest harbor]

i mainly sell them for pizzas

for food

[lavish basin]

I always get cows early to not have to worry about food

[west hearth]

truffles for food is wild 🙏🏼

[analog sedge]

Yall, who should I romance during my re play. Haley or Sebastian?

[lavish basin]

That's post cc

Can't be mentioned

[west hearth]

haley

[earnest harbor]

oh right

[lavish basin]

Whoever you like most

I think you'd enjoy Haley tho, she has very good development

[analog sedge]

Yess

I've romanced her before

Just never properly romanced till marriage cause I used cheats 😭

[lavish basin]

Could always romance everyone at the same time

[earnest harbor]

I haven't romanced haley before, I'm still romancing the bachelors

[analog sedge]

Romance her she's so cute

[lavish basin]

I've romanced everyone, just not married everyone yet

[earnest harbor]

im romancing harvey in a multiplayer save im in

[analog sedge]

I would but I would feel so bad later 😭

[earnest harbor]

dude i love harvey hes just a cute little nerd

[narrow pebble]

Lol I'm way too attached
I can't switch from who I romanced at first

[analog sedge]

Is he the doctor

[earnest harbor]

yep :)

[narrow pebble]

In each playthrough I keep romancing the same person because romancing anyone else feels wrong (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[earnest harbor]

i had krobus move in once and i regretted nothing.

[analog sedge]

I did that with Haley

[nimble harness]

my first ever milk was a normal milk
my second was iridium large

[west hearth]

i don’t think i’ve rizzed anyone up on my current save yet

[earnest harbor]

(wait can you not talk about krobus being viable to move in on New Farmers?)

[west hearth]

i think it’s a spoiler

but not sure

[earnest harbor]

i think i can talk about it, just not the item required for him to do so

[narrow pebble]

Oh you had Krobus move in?
I really gotta ask you some stuff-
I see everyone on the internet liking Krobus but I don't understand - he hasn't said anything special to me yet and I keep giving him gifts
Does he have any heart events or show some sort of character?
Because for me he just keeps saying like the same 4 lines or something

[analog sedge]

Krobus is that cute sewer thing right?

[narrow pebble]

Cute sewer thing lmfao

[analog sedge]

Im pretty sure he does have heart events

[earnest harbor]

you need to give him a specific item from the ||desert trader|| once you've collected 200 void essence

and once you've hit max hearts he'll be willing to do so.

[narrow pebble]

Does the game naturally point you towards doing that somehow?
Or not?

[earnest harbor]

he does have heart events

[analog sedge]

I need farm names. I always struggle w it.

[nimble harness]

[434]

[analog sedge]

I forgot the word 😭 I meant spirit but he's a cute little thing

[earnest harbor]

not really it's kind of obscure and a little hidden but if you know what to do, ot's possible

[earnest harbor]

hes a shadow creature

[jagged wraith]

He's just a little fella

[analog sedge]

Frr

[analog sedge]

Okay!!!

[earnest harbor]

cute licorice boi

[narrow pebble]

Yeah ik but saying cute sewer thing sounds wrong lol

[analog sedge]

Oh well 😭

[narrow pebble]

Lol it's fine though xD
I just thought it was funny

[nimble harness]

oh crud sry

[earnest harbor]

krobus is definitely worth going for IMO. You're in a platonic relationship with him, he's a housemate not a spouse, and you guve him hugs instead. if you were previously married and had kids, he will also take care of your children. however, he will not feed animals or take care of crops due to his aversion to the sun.

it is definitely worth keeping some void chickens handy as well when he is moved in

[narrow pebble]

Aww that's adorable

Both the hugs and that he takes care of your children

[analog sedge]

That's so cute

[narrow pebble]

I want to hug him now

[jagged wraith]

Krobus isn't a step-dad, he's the dad that stepped up.

[earnest harbor]

he'll make them void egg omelettes

[narrow pebble]

I just wish he'd say to me something more than just the two lines he keeps saying right now
Welp I'll keep gifting him quartz

[earnest harbor]

do you have any wild horseradishes?

[nimble harness]

what do i spend my 75k gold on

[jagged wraith]

He's neurodivergent

[earnest harbor]

he loves them

[nocturne wigeon]

Who is the annoyed guy that keeps walking near Pierre's store

[jagged wraith]

Shane probably

[earnest harbor]

probably you on Wednesdays in sdv

[narrow pebble]

Nope... Too bad spring has passed
But he also likes Quartz

[nocturne wigeon]

Lol good one

[earnest harbor]

he loves diamonds, iridium bars, wild horseradishes, void eggs, and void mayo

i think quartz is a liked gift

oh and he loves pumpkins

[narrow pebble]

Hiii check your DMs xD
I sent you something a couple of hours ago xP

[nimble harness]

void eggs are the easiest to give him

[earnest harbor]

true

[earnest harbor]

that's shane.

[nimble harness]

are large void eggs a thing?

[narrow pebble]

How are you already on year 4 and you don't know him-

[earnest harbor]

nope.

they're all the same size

[nimble harness]

so void chickens only produce void eggs

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[narrow pebble]

But there are qualities

[west hearth]

shane my beloved

i love him sm 🤩

my grumpy man

[jagged wraith]

You can't fix him girl

[earnest harbor]

Correct

[fleet crater]

are artifact spots more common in winter

[west hearth]

i can 🙏🏼 he just needs some love

[narrow pebble]

Why do people keep saying that xD
It feels like he's improving

[jagged wraith]

Until he moves in

[earnest harbor]

No I think they’re about the same

[nimble harness]

he does if you choose him

[narrow pebble]

He actually does even before that

[west hearth]

he just needs a little love

[jagged wraith]

The state of his spouse room is rancid

[fleet crater]

I can't find any today, I realized I had most of the minerals in the museum and now i'm artifact hunting

[narrow pebble]

He definitely seems to show development in his 8 heart event

[nimble harness]

cash in omni geodes for artifact troves

[fleet crater]

i did not know this

[earnest harbor]

I see I see. Yeah artifacts troves are probably your best bet

[nimble harness]

break the troves with clint to give you a 100% chance of an artifact

[fleet crater]

Are artifact troves sold on a specific day

[nimble harness]

any day with the ||desert trader||

[fleet crater]

ty both @nimble harness @earnest harbor

[nimble harness]

3 omni geodes = 1 artifact trove

[fleet crater]

that sounds so much easier than looking for spots

[earnest harbor]

Make sure to spoiler ||Desert|| :)

[earnest harbor]

Ofc

Happy to be of assistance

[nimble harness]

thx

time to wreak havoc

[earnest harbor]

I uh, wouldn’t recommend removing the spaces my guy

[jagged wraith]

Wild man, can't take him anywhere

[earnest harbor]

:0 that foolish bastard! He’s going to his death!

[narrow pebble]

The last time it happened he dropped a carrot xD

[dusky hill]

Hey guys, quick question - what is better? Miner or geologist?

[earnest harbor]

Wait who did?

[narrow pebble]

ConcernedApe

[lost oriole]

miner is way better

[earnest harbor]

Honestly, whichever one you pick

[lost oriole]

Geologist is irredeemable

[earnest harbor]

I like geologist myself, but it’s up to you

[nimble harness]

OH CRUD

[dusky hill]

Okay thank you!

[lost oriole]

geologist gives you some extra cash sometimes. Miner makes you better at earning money.

[nimble harness]

I THOUGHT ADDING SMTH WOULD UNDO IT

[earnest harbor]

I TOLD YOU

[jagged wraith]

I hear one is better early game and the other is better later can't remember which is which

[nimble harness]

LIKE TWO WORDS

[narrow pebble]

Wait did you actually ping him-

[nimble harness]

FRICK

FRICK

[lost oriole]

the benefit to your everything else from miner is much higher than the extra money from geo

[nimble harness]

YES

[narrow pebble]

do edited messages ping people? 🤔

[earnest harbor]

I use geologist because P R ET TY S H I N I E S :0

[lost oriole]

[jagged wraith]

Don't believe it works when it's edited

[lost oriole]

yes

if you want to test it, I can look away for twenty seconds while you ping me, but... yes.

[nimble harness]

BOUNCER DON'T HURT ME

[jagged wraith]

Won't work anyway he won't have it on

[nimble harness]

oh

[lost oriole]

yooooou'd be surprised.

[nimble harness]

@lost oriole

[narrow pebble]

Last time David pinged him and became Deadtome

Here that's what I meant when I said he dropped a carrot lol:

One second lemme find that

[nimble harness]

were you pinged?

[lost oriole]

I was looking. Try again.

[nimble harness]

@lost oriole

[lost oriole]

editing the ping into the message doesn't ping me

[earnest harbor]

Interesting

[lost oriole]

pinging me, then editing the message doesn't un-ping me

note that no harassing the developers is still a rule, so...

[earnest harbor]

I don’t think they actually meant to ping him

I don’t think they even knew that would work

[lost oriole]

I, too, like talking about Stardew Valley's, uh, flowers. My favourite flower is the Summer Spangle.

[narrow pebble]

Lol yeah
I wonder how it's not just filtered

And how come discord doesn't have something to prevent that

[lost oriole]

I don't get many chances to grow it because it's kind of bad, but I like having a little patch of them in front of my house in the lategame in summer

[earnest harbor]

I just use geologist for the pretty shinies

I like my shiny earth rocks

[earnest harbor]

Oh that’s a nice one. I like the Jazz flower or the Fairy Rose

[lost oriole]

ah, but consider - miner gives you more bars to make crystalariums with. Which would you rather have - one pretty shiny, or an endless stream of pretty shinies?

[earnest harbor]

I’d rather have two pretty shinies from mining it, because then the pretty shinies are more rewarding.

[lost oriole]

oof. Well played.

[earnest harbor]

It’s more rewarding if you work for it

[earnest harbor]

Thank you. Well thought statement about crystalariums

[lost oriole]

I worked for my crystalariums, and I will dang well get pretty shinies from my crystalariums

[earnest harbor]

Flowers and shinies are the only important things to me in SDV besides my precious animal friends

[nocturne wigeon]

How do I fix his attitude tho

[earnest harbor]

Ok fair enough

[earnest harbor]

Become friends with him

[west hearth]

rizz him up

[nocturne wigeon]

I dont even know what he likes

[hidden meadow]

look at yall, being cute and shit

[earnest harbor]

And as you should. Do you have a favorite pretty shinie?

[narrow pebble]

Heyyyyyy!

What's up?

[lost oriole]

does star shard count?

[nocturne wigeon]

Help me bannis before I quit

[lost oriole]

because it's probably star shard

[narrow pebble]

Beer

[hidden meadow]

That fanclub stuff gives me Bannis=Nerd vibes lmao, tho i doubt anyone of you was around when that happened

[narrow pebble]

Make him drunk

[earnest harbor]

Yeah. Techically you got the geode from mining and the shinie came out of the geode so yes

[narrow pebble]

Support his unhealthy addiction

[hidden meadow]

My food was amazing and now im stuffed

[hidden meadow]

whats wrong, sweetheart?

[narrow pebble]

Awesome, I'm really happy to hear that :D

[narrow pebble]

That emoji- xD

[earnest harbor]

Star shard is a very pretty shinie

[nocturne wigeon]

I am bored of watering a 300 crops

[narrow pebble]

Sprinklersss

[sick bough]

Do you guys get Stardew Valley for more than one platform? I'm trying to decide if I get it for the switch. I already have PC version.

[nocturne wigeon]

For 300 crops

[hidden meadow]

You should have 300 sprinklers, not 300 crops 🤌

[narrow pebble]

Lol yes

[narrow pebble]

More sprinklersss

[nocturne wigeon]

I mean I would if I could make the iridium ones

But I got no batteries

[narrow pebble]

The quality ones are good too

[hidden meadow]

switch is deffo more comfy, lots of people get it for more than one platform tbh

[nocturne wigeon]

Bannis help me get batteries

[narrow pebble]

I also have it on Switch although I play on PC :P

[hidden meadow]

stick to the quality ones for now, you most likely still got better uses for iridium and batteries

[nocturne wigeon]

Just give me your farm

[hidden meadow]

🔋

[nocturne wigeon]

Not for the tv remote

[hidden meadow]

[lavish basin]

Welcome back bannis!

[hidden meadow]

[nocturne wigeon]

Ooh cutee

[lavish basin]

How was dinner?

[narrow pebble]

Hi again David! :D

[hidden meadow]

amazing

[lavish basin]

Hey liraz

[nocturne wigeon]

[lavish basin]

What did you make?

[hidden meadow]

me rn 🫃

[narrow pebble]

@nocturne wigeon why do you keep ignoring my dm

[earnest harbor]

Hello David

[nocturne wigeon]

Um Hello I am here too

[sick bough]

Is it possible to move my save over from PC to switch?

[nocturne wigeon]

Omg I didn't get a notification so sorry

[narrow pebble]

I took it personally (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[lavish basin]

Hey falcon and evocator

[nocturne wigeon]

Bruh really I haven't gotten anything

[narrow pebble]

What

[hidden meadow]

Burger with a zucchini and eggplant patty, caramelized onions and mozzarella, i can die in peace

[earnest harbor]

do you have a favorite pretty shinie in SDV?

Or flower?

[earnest harbor]

That sounds heavenly

[hidden meadow]

they were indeed

[earnest harbor]

Dammit now I’m hungry

And I’m just about to leave my house

[hexed smelt]

Try making 72 sheds of crystalariums and tell me that's not work. 🤣

[earnest harbor]

Ok true

[hidden meadow]

Better grab something to eat then

[earnest harbor]

But I like mining for my pretty shinies

[earnest harbor]

Good advice I’m doing that

[hidden meadow]

You could have said two sheds but you went for the big 72 immediately lmao

[earnest harbor]

I have grabbed a banana for now

[hexed smelt]

Only because that's what I'm doing. I've got something like 8 more to go.

[hidden meadow]

yeye, i remember seeing pictures of your farm in the past

and the math behind it

you absolute madman 😂

[hexed smelt]

LOL

[hushed plover]

Just bought 79 strawberry seeds on year one let's go

[hidden meadow]

LESGOOOO

[west hearth]

gib 🙏🏼

[hidden meadow]

[west hearth]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hidden meadow]

Thats actually the german word for 'give' btw

[hidden meadow]

They are gone tho, reduced to atoms

[west hearth]

omg i’m so smart

[earnest harbor]

Thx for the advice, that was a very good banana

[west hearth]

[hidden meadow]

If you need further banana advice, im your man

[golden tide]

What should I do on spring 1 year 2

[hidden meadow]

I can make more if you want

[earnest harbor]

What if every country has ninjas, but we only hear about japans ninjas because they’re bad at being ninjas?

[hidden meadow]

Got the desert unlocked?

[west hearth]

bitte 🙏🏼

[hidden meadow]

lol

[earnest harbor]

Gotta unlock dinner first

Also don’t forget to spoiler desert

[west hearth]

casually learns german just to beg for food

[golden tide]

Nope

[hidden meadow]

You dont have to do that

[earnest harbor]

But it’s new farmers

[earnest harbor]

I don’t?

[golden tide]

How do you unlock it thoo

[hidden meadow]

You dont

[earnest harbor]

Oh ok

[lavish basin]

That sounds yummy

[hidden meadow]

When you first start the game and the bus is still broken, interacting with it will give you the following dialogue

'The bus to Calico Desert is out of service'

You can do that within 10 seconds after starting the game

[dim tulip]

Bitte, gib mir Essen?

[hexed smelt]

There's a sign on the bus or something you can click on that will mention the desert, but not|| SC||.

[earnest harbor]

Complete bus stop

[golden tide]

Oh.

Well

[hidden meadow]

lmaooo

[west hearth]

🙏🏼 i’m going to learn german just to pester you now

[golden tide]

I sold my soul to Joja..

Time to make more money 😭😭

[lavish basin]

Spoiler tag this maybe

[hidden meadow]

dont do it, german is an awful language to learn lol

[lavish basin]

And hello again

[earnest harbor]

Though I have never gone Joja, I wish you luck on your endeavor good sir.

[west hearth]

i learned finnish, i can do it

[earnest harbor]

May yobas fortune smile upon you

[west hearth]

i have the will to spite gabriel

[hidden meadow]

thats very impressive tbh

[dim tulip]

Nein, Ich hatt keine Problem

[earnest harbor]

I’m tempted to learn Hungarian because I can and want to. Either that or Irish.

[west hearth]

i’m not the best at it but i learned quite a bit…..

[hidden meadow]

Close enough

[west hearth]

i’m gonna do a joja save soon

[dry axle]

helloooo

[lavish basin]

Either spoiler tag or delete the message

[earnest harbor]

Good luck on the save

[west hearth]

hey matcha, welcome to the server

[lavish basin]

Dont just leave it there as a spoiler for new players

[dim tulip]

Tbf I stopped learning German

[hidden meadow]

hellooo

[earnest harbor]

I’m gonna ask again, why?

[shy meadow]

how does one get iridium and battery things?

[lavish basin]

Because the rules deem it so ffs

[dim tulip]

I learned English almost alone

[west hearth]

english is really hard to learn so props

[lavish basin]

I've pinged the mods over this once, and they said it needs a spoiler tag

[hidden meadow]

Desert is mentioned explicitly, || skull cavern || isnt

[lavish basin]

"t's okay to mention the Greenhouse and other CC rewards without spoiler tags as they are already mentioned as a reward in-game, but you still need to use spoiler tags to discuss information about them. "

[west hearth]

battery you need lightning rods

[foggy totem]

secret note 25 says that there is a necklace in the bath house, i cant find it

[shy meadow]

ohhh

[west hearth]

iridium.. still figuring that out 💀

[foggy totem]

where is it

[hidden meadow]

eh, compared to other languages English is fine

[lavish basin]

but you still need spoiler tags to discuss information about them

[foggy totem]

i checked both men and women

[hidden meadow]

AHHH SO MUCH GOING ON AT ONCE, I CANT KEEP TRACK

[lavish basin]

Its not in the bathouse

[west hearth]

welcome to my brain 24/7

[lavish basin]

You gotta fish in the tiny little pond outside it

[hidden meadow]

its near the bathhouse

[dry axle]

who is the best spouse to marry, my cat needs another parent

[earnest harbor]

It’s outside the bathhouse

[lavish basin]

Whoever you like most

[hidden meadow]

WOW THANKS FOR ASKING OMG

[dim tulip]

I have a roulette

[cobalt hare]

What is that place

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/v4s4z6/whats_this_area_to_the_right_is_it_just_a_floor/

[hidden meadow]

!haley

[dim tulip]

Do you want a roulette to decide it?

[lavish basin]

Fail

[hidden meadow]

oh this doesnt work anymore huh?

[earnest harbor]

Not here

[west hearth]

everyone point and laugh

[dim tulip]

Nein!

[earnest harbor]

It does in guvs mansion

[hidden meadow]

👈

[unreal pier]

do trees outside of the farm have to be replanted or do they grow automatically?

[dim tulip]

My mother said I'm not everyone, so no

[hidden meadow]

they regrow by themselves

[west hearth]

they do by themselves

[earnest harbor]

They grow i think every season

[unreal pier]

alr

[ancient nest]

I love how at the cake walk haley is acting like my cake is something super special and i just bought it last minute at the saloon

[lavish basin]

Thats such a brazilian mom thing to say lmao

[west hearth]

🙏🏼 gabriel point and laugh

[hidden meadow]

|| quarry mines ||

[dry axle]

i keep forgetting to do the seasonal packages for the junimos (if thats how u spell it)

[unreal pier]

dayum you guys are more responsive here than in seasoned farmers lol

[foggy totem]

just tell me where man

[lavish basin]

I did

[cobalt hare]

tyty

[earnest harbor]

I love this meme

[west hearth]

me every holiday

[lavish basin]

. @foggy totem

[hidden meadow]

Seems to work well around here, maybe im doing it wrong tho 😂

[west hearth]

you spelled it right!

[hidden meadow]

Ich liebe dich, Dave!

[dry axle]

thank goodness

[foggy totem]

yeah i did it earlier i just got a painting

[ancient nest]

Ita a family recipe, the first step it to walk into a store, the second step is to buy a cake, and the third step is to serve it

[delicate saddle]

Hi hi, so curious, what's the largest backpack you can get?

[west hearth]

30 slots 🙏🏼

[hidden meadow]

36 silly granny

[west hearth]

oh

wow i’m rusty

[lavish basin]

If you have the secret note, you'll get the necklace

[foggy totem]

oh nvm just fount it

[dry axle]

36 😦

[foggy totem]

*found

[lavish basin]

Its from the old age

[foggy totem]

how tf do i know whose this is

[lavish basin]

Read the note maybe

[hidden meadow]

dementia is one hell of a drug

[foggy totem]

abigail maybe

[lavish basin]

Maybe

[hushed plover]

What do I do with unmilled rice

[lavish basin]

You sell it

[hidden meadow]

do you wanna know? or do you wanna find out?

[earnest harbor]

I had a friend who knows German and he was at a scout camp and there was this other scout going like, “nein!” Really annoyingly, and so my friend chased him around yelling “KINDERFLEISCH!” At the top of his lungs.

[hidden meadow]

what the actual fuck

[west hearth]

😭😭😭

[hidden meadow]

that means child meat for anyone wondering lol

[hushed plover]

I want to know what to do with it to figure out how to sell it for more

[west hearth]

that is very unsettling lol

[hidden meadow]

gotta give it back, cant sell it

[lavish basin]

Theyre talking about unmilled rice

[lavish basin]

Just sell it, you cant really make it worth more

[hidden meadow]

ohhh lmao

[lavish basin]

Unless you get a mill, but its not very worth

[dim tulip]

I sure do love German compost word

[hidden meadow]

i thought it was still about the necklace

[lavish basin]

Youre better off just selling unmilled rice

[hidden meadow]

just dont bother with rice tbh

[west hearth]

kompost 🙏🏼

[lavish basin]

And if you need rice for cooking, which only like 3 recipes use, you can buy it from pierre

[dim tulip]

I love saying Doppelkupplungsgetriebe!

[west hearth]

😭😭

[dry axle]

im going after harvey i NEED a rich husband

[hidden meadow]

Just throwing words together with them actually making sense sure is great

[lavish basin]

This aint Sims 4, you cant just marry someone and take all their money 💀

[hidden meadow]

somebodys got to tell em

[dry axle]

sobbing

[hidden meadow]

crying

[lavish basin]

Weeping

[earnest harbor]

Oh my gosh what does that mean

[dim tulip]

You say like Harvey has any money

[hidden meadow]

shitting

[lavish basin]

Pissing

[dim tulip]

Double clutch transmission

[hidden meadow]

look at that nose, he broke af

[earnest harbor]

Wait really

[hidden meadow]

ya

[dry axle]

but he’s a doctor……

[delicate saddle]

so if i have a controller how can i activate it so the game lets me use it?

[dry axle]

nvm he may actually be poor

bad doctor

[delicate saddle]

my gamepad mode is set to auto-detect but it doesn't seem to do anything

[lavish basin]

I mean charging 1k per death isnt very rewarding for harvey

[hidden meadow]

he charges you 1k g to revive and you are the only actual customer sooo

[lavish basin]

Considering the price of things

[lavish basin]

This

[dim tulip]

His dialogue says he might need to accept pacients in other towns for paying his monthly expenses

[hidden meadow]

Thats about 4 icecream cones

[lavish basin]

No one in te town is dying lol

[hidden meadow]

slayyy harvey

[dry axle]

moving on to the emo

[earnest harbor]

I love that

[lavish basin]

Real

[hidden meadow]

you wanna repeat that?

[dim tulip]

Thank you old Top Gear presenters

[lavish basin]

lmaaooo

[dim tulip]

They were talking about a Porsche car

[lavish basin]

Well

[dry axle]

sebastian better be a good husband or else

[lavish basin]

I love how in SVE they just give George cancer, it was funny af

[earnest harbor]

I do speak a little German but not a whole lot

[hidden meadow]

wait do they really?

[dry axle]

my cat deserves another parent that treats him well

[hidden meadow]

I wish they would ngl

[lavish basin]

YEAH LMAO

[static patio]

where can i find iron

[dim tulip]

Sebastian adopts a frog

[near bobcat]

i have like 800 hours in this game but new to this server 🤣 hello hello!

[lavish basin]

A cutscene on sunday when he's praying at Pierre's

[hidden meadow]

WHAT I PLAYED SVE, I MISSED THAT

[void ledge]

deeper in the mines - roughly floor 40 and below

[lavish basin]

YEAH IT WAS SO GOOD LOL

[dry axle]

wait rlly

[lavish basin]

Bannis join vc

[void ledge]

yeah, at 14 hearts

[dim tulip]

This without and with context is funny

[hidden meadow]

Oh lol, i skip george cutscenes immediately lmao

[void ledge]

so long as he doesnt start cooking

[dry axle]

oh my god i may need to marry sebastian.

[pine rune]

do I have to befriend pam to fix the bus

[void ledge]

fr

[dim tulip]

Complete the vault bundle

[void ledge]

i am trapped with leah when in reality i want the shadow

[hidden meadow]

Nothing better than an old wheelchair bound man getting terminal diseases, amirite?

[hidden meadow]

I might later on

[dim tulip]

No need for befriending someone

[lavish basin]

I mean its just 1 more disease

[pine rune]

ohhh ok thank you

[dim tulip]

Ol' George was a miner

[hidden meadow]

New george is a part time race car

[void ledge]

it would be kinda funny if a mod let you push georges wheelchair

[lavish basin]

Yeah push it off the summit

[dim tulip]

A very whiny one

[void ledge]

just george chilling ont he railroad

[hidden meadow]

The penny event incident

[void ledge]

oh whats that a trains coming?

[dry axle]

i would push him into the water

[void ledge]

where i got inspiration

[dry axle]

Its all fun and games until george becomes jigsaw

[void ledge]

hold on that reminds me leme fins something rq

[hidden meadow]

just go up some stairs and u r good lol

[dry axle]

LOL

[void ledge]

still cant embed

sad

anyways its a photo of me in the middle of forest river

[pine rune]

aight I paid the 25k gold fee do I just go to sleep and the bus is fixed or

[void ledge]

i would take george there if possible

[worldly talon]

hello

[void ledge]

yeah it happens overnight

[pine rune]

cause that was the last thing I had to complete

[pine rune]

sweet thank you so much

[hidden meadow]

ello

[void ledge]

np

[lavish basin]

Does Joja not sell blueberry seeds

[void ledge]

all i have left in cc on this save is rabbit foot and truffle... its winter

[lavish basin]

Wtf

[dry axle]

they need to add new characters i want a cowboy malewife

[void ledge]

why must the game do this to me

[dry axle]

NOOOWWWW

farmer and cowboy sounds like a good fanfic trope ngl

[hidden meadow]

it doesnt?

[void ledge]

also is it just me or does the hoodie guy from the 1.6 thing kinda look like gunther

[lavish basin]

I guess not, I just dropped by and there were none

[void ledge]

is it summer?

[hidden meadow]

thats so random

[lavish basin]

Well

I never noticed till now

[void ledge]

at least you arent getting ripped of for a 1k blueberry seed

[hidden meadow]

well there are a couple seeds and other items they dont sell

[lavish basin]

Thats odd

[static patio]

where can i find gold