stardew-valley

[lavish basin]

Sure but it seems pretty obvious

[wise fable]

New farmer but on the beach farm?

[lavish basin]

Not having to water by hand will be a blessing

[wary mesa]

what do i get if i tap a mahogany tree

[hexed smelt]

Sure. Makes a good place to grow crops like ancient fruit and make them into wine.

[hexed smelt]

Sap.

[ionic geyser]

I thought it looked cool when I started.

[hexed smelt]

Like 4-7 each day.

[wary mesa]

is it worth it?

[lavish basin]

Hell nah

[hexed smelt]

It was for me because I needed a lot of fiber seeds every year.

[spark sapphire]

you dont really need sap for anything and what you get from cutting trees will be enough

[wise fable]

It does, but honestly consider switching to the standard farm for your first play through. Or the forest/mountain maybe as their only challenges come from the layout

[versed fiber]

what time does luau close?

[wise fable]

A lot of the mid-late game content will be easier if you’re not wasting time and energy watering crops

[wary mesa]

also is there any reason why i should pet my dog hes kinda annoying

[wary mesa]

2pm

[wise fable]

||grandpa candle points I think||

[versed fiber]

thanks!

[wise fable]

I think the dog can count towards it

[lavish basin]

Once you get the message saying "(pet name) loves you" there's no reason to

[wary mesa]

also should i put deluxe speed grow on my ancient seeds in the greenhouse?

[hexed smelt]

Unless you want to save your fertilizer or speed-gro over the winter, which you can do if you plant fiber seeds at the end of Fall. Come spring 1 all you have to do is scythe it away and plant. Soil is already tilled, watered, and fertilized.

[lavish basin]

Yep

[hexed smelt]

Having your pet love you counts as a point toward a pretty important goal.

[lavish basin]

Fertilizer won't matter because the quality of the fruit doesnt affect the quality of the wine

[wary mesa]

thats what i thought so i was gonna put deluxe speedgrow but i need coral

[narrow ingot]

least spoilery way to say ||grandpa||

[spark sapphire]

If they're wanting to do something like that I'de presume they would be late enough in the game to have sap

[hexed smelt]

No. You'll want to put something else on them late in game, and if you put anything on them now you'll have to chop them down to do so.

[narrow ingot]

wait

if you put ancient fruit in greenhouse

do they like grow forever

[wary mesa]

yeah

[lavish basin]

Can you tell me in seasoned what you're referring to Dave?

[spark sapphire]

I belive for ancient fruit its only for the initial grow and not further regrows so if its in the greenhouse do ferteliser if not kegs

[lavish basin]

It doesn't affect regrows

[wary mesa]

does speed grow affect regrows?

[narrow ingot]

no

[lavish basin]

But fruit quality doesn't really matter, because you don't wanna sell it raw, you wanna make it into wine

[narrow ingot]

only good fertilizer on regrowing fruit is water retain

[lavish basin]

Yeah but the only good one you only get much later in the game

[wary mesa]

so should i just not put any fertilizer on them

[narrow ingot]

yeah

[narrow ingot]

unless you have a shitton just lying around

[lavish basin]

It's up to you

I don't do ancient fruit so for me it's always deluxe speed gro

So I can't be of much help cause idk what's best for ancient fruit

[wary mesa]

do i need a heater for my animals

[lavish basin]

In winter it helps

[wary mesa]

its fall 28 and i have no money

[lavish basin]

Try to sell something to buy 2 heaters tomorrow

[wary mesa]

do tappers work in the winter?

[lavish basin]

They're only 2k each

[lavish basin]

Yes

[hexed smelt]

Yes. Let them grow without. They'll be fine.

[hexed smelt]

Yes, unless they are on mushroom trees.

[wary mesa]

SHES NOT OPEN ON MONDAY MY ANIMALS ARE GONNA FREEZE

[lavish basin]

Lmaaoo they'll be fine

Buy it Wednesday

[wary mesa]

should i sell pig in winter i dont really have anymore use for him

[hexed smelt]

No. The longer you keep your pig, the more productive it will be in finding truffles.

Years you've had it is part of the equation in finding extra truffles.

[wary mesa]

i did the cc its winter 1st year 1

is that good?

[hexed smelt]

All bundles complete? Yes, that's very good.

It's great.

[indigo girder]

It's raining!

It's finally raining!

time to fish for monsters

Wow

I got a Coffee maker from Evelyn for my Leek effort

[sharp geyser]

GUYS

I GOT THE TILAPIAS

[indigo girder]

See?

[sharp geyser]

good timing too bc the next day is winter eve

[indigo girder]

We told you it's just their own specific time when they are present.

[sharp geyser]

I wouldn't have been able to fish

[sharp geyser]

👍

[indigo girder]

You were super lucky to catch one in the last moments of the season.

[wary mesa]

yeah

what do i do now>

[hexed smelt]

Ask in #stardew-spoilers . From here on out you're in post-CC territory.

[indigo girder]

The Flounders just needed 2 Sea Weeds for a 5 Flounder capacity Pond.

Easy.

[hexed smelt]

"Okely-dokely." -- Ned Flounders.

[hollow vine]

Does anyone know the best fishing spot for exp in spring?

[wary mesa]

when its raining the lakes and when sunny the mountain

[narrow ingot]

im basically throwing away my entire fall for planting pumpkins

[hollow vine]

Ty (:

[narrow ingot]

i dont have any sprinklers

i only have sheer dedication

and a copper watering can

[somber jewel]

.

[wary mesa]

think about the profits

[narrow ingot]

18x

i'll be fucking rich

[sharp geyser]

when does the halloween thingy start

i been waiting forever

[sharp geyser]

i planted pumpkins on the 15th

so if I forgot to water them for a day

that's like 30k worth of seeds and fertilizer gone

[dusty heath]

guys

i found a pink cake inside a slime

[ornate elm]

awesome

[dusty heath]

that's the first thing i've ever found weird

found it in ||skull caverns||

[mint parrot]

me neither

[dusty heath]

you will save yourself lots of energy+time when you get sprinklers

but i wouldn't reccomend making the regular ones and suggest that you wait until you get the quality ones

[ornate elm]

typing ||!elinut|| into the bot channel gives an interesting response

[safe quail]

is beach farm fun?

[bitter lintel]

yes!

just make upgrading your axe and pickaxe to clear the 20x10 area that lets you place sprinklers and you only need to hand water in spring Y1, which you do on other farms anyway

[golden tide]

Uh.

I got a dragon egg.

On the little worm thingy.

[dusty heath]

incubate a drag- im just kidding

donate to gunther

i thought you could hatch a thunder chicken from a thunder egg but you can't

[golden tide]

You can incubate it right?

That's what I think I'm supposed to do

[bitter lintel]

incubate the first one and hatch it, then donate the egg it makes to Gunther

[dusty heath]

dragon eggs can be incubated? now im jealous

[hexed smelt]

No, you can't incubate dragon eggs. LOL

[bitter lintel]

dino

[golden tide]

Huh

I'm so

Confused

[dusty heath]

do you have a dinosaur egg

or a dragon egg

[hexed smelt]

Dino eggs, yes. Not dragon eggs.

[golden tide]

IT WAS A DINOSUAR EGG IM AN IDIOT

BOTH SOUND THE SAME TO ME

BOTH KINDA LOOK THE SAME

LIKE THE ANIMAL

OK OK SO INCUBATE

Right?

Okie ty

[dusty heath]

kinda jealous

coming from a person who's killed too much dinosaurs to not get a dino egg... i just want a dino egg :(

ate spicy eels for it

[indigo girder]

Oopsy Daisy

I caught a Lava Eel

the normal Eel shouldn't be too hard

[full kite]

When your food gives you 3rd degree burns

[indigo girder]

sure I used the Iridium Rod this time

Spicy

[full kite]

Except it isn't actually used to make food

Spicy eel takes regular eel only

[bitter lintel]

super spicy eel

the eel that will make you squeal

[sharp geyser]

bro

[full kite]

bruh

[sharp geyser]

I finally got to ||skull caverns||

died to a green thingy

lost all my coal and weapons

I alr sleepingtonned

[full kite]

rip

[ocean ibex]

if you placed the sprinkler does it water it on that day or it waters tomorrow?

[proud pivot]

tomorrow

[ocean ibex]

damn i gotta water them huh.

[full kite]

Yup

That's why you shouldn't neglect watering can upgrades, even if you plan using large numbers of sprinklers

[sharp geyser]

waters in the mornings

like right after u walk out ur house

[sleek stone]

me confused on what to do

i just started the game

[surreal marlin]

How do gou pronounce worchestershire sauce

[sleek stone]

and i just planted my seeds

what do i do-

[surreal marlin]

Water them

And wait

[sleek stone]

how long lol

[surreal marlin]

Like 4 days

Butt

Maybe try getting to know the npcs

[proud pivot]

Depends what you plated. The seed packs tell you how many days

[sleek stone]

oh that welcome quest thing

ic

[surreal marlin]

Parsnips most likely

Mhm

[sleek stone]

yeah parsnips

[surreal marlin]

Greet people

[sleek stone]

whatever the starter seeds are lol

[surreal marlin]

Get aquainted

[full kite]

Yeah, for day 1 plant the parsnips, then go around finding people and greeting them

[sleek stone]

its already day 5-

[full kite]

Don't sweat it if you can't get to all of them

[sleek stone]

because i forgot to plant seeds and fished for 4 days-

[full kite]

Oh lmao

[strange ledge]

go mining at the top right

[sleek stone]

is that a problem or its ok-

[full kite]

Nah, it's not an issue at all

[strange ledge]

where the Boulder was removed

[full kite]

Do what you think is fun

[sleek stone]

oh i just been selling fish-

[full kite]

Everything in this game gives you money

[sleek stone]

do i have to rewater everyday?

[surreal marlin]

Mhm

[full kite]

You will have to plant and harvest those parsnips eventually just to finish the quest and unlock further ones

[sleek stone]

darn

[surreal marlin]

Unless it rains

[sleek stone]

welp ill just do it on my way to fishing ig

idk fishing is kinda relaxing for me

the minigame for getting the fish seems kinda fun and i haven't gotten bored of it (yet)

[strange ledge]

every day on a plant that isn't being watered by the sprinkler

[sleek stone]

wait whats the goal of the game

just farm?

do i progress that by meeting people

[surreal marlin]

Also

[sleek stone]

oh i see

[surreal marlin]

Little tip

[narrow ingot]

the point of the game is to be relaxed

[sleek stone]

i see

so just do whatever i feel like lol

[surreal marlin]

Each season lasts 28 days, and the crops you planted for that season will die when the next comes around. Also, there are different crops for every season, but dont get too tense, nothing goes away forever

[narrow ingot]

||grandpa|| imo is a bad feature bc it adds time pressure to the game

[sleek stone]

oh i see

it should be relaxing, ive always played hyper competitive games lol, this should be nice for a change

[surreal marlin]

Mhm

[narrow ingot]

yeah but like there's an obvious goal there

"get it on first eval"

you can but it hurts your ego to complete it second try

[proud pivot]

Grandpa should be super mean about it. If you fail he should just go "Wow, this place trash"

Then deletes your file

[surreal marlin]

NOOO

[proud pivot]

[narrow ingot]

theres always a mod

anyways

have fun

[surreal marlin]

Btw if you need any tips this games community is AMAZING (from what ive seen)

[narrow ingot]

yep

[sleek stone]

yeah

[surreal marlin]

Dont lieee

[sleek stone]

you guys have been great, all the other communities ive been were so toxic to newer players

[narrow ingot]

fishing minigame underrated

[surreal marlin]

You seem nice :D

[narrow ingot]

imo

[sleek stone]

(well i am a LoL player so not the best comparason) lmfao

YEAH fishing crazy relaxing no 🧢

[narrow ingot]

like it's a good source of income AND it's relaxing

[stark void]

fishing is the best

[narrow ingot]

farming is boring

mining and combat are stressfull

foraging is a joke

fishing is relaxing

[surreal marlin]

Not necessarily

[stark void]

mining… 👎 fishing 👍👍👍

[surreal marlin]

I find it fun

[narrow ingot]

yeah it's exciting

it's fun def

[surreal marlin]

Mining can get ya good places just so ya know

[stark void]

i don’t know what to do when i mine </3 i just reached the snowy levels and keep breaking the ice things

[narrow ingot]

mine the ROCKS

the glass can be broken with sword

[full kite]

Haha, this whole convo is so precious

[narrow ingot]

it's like weeds

[stark void]

what does the glass even do

oh

[narrow ingot]

it's just an extra obstacle

[stark void]

i go in there and i just hit everything i see ngl

[narrow ingot]

to add some flavor

[stark void]

all i do in stardew valley is water my cat, spend a ridiculous amount of money on sam’s pizza, and fish

[surreal marlin]

I justt

[full kite]

Gifting to Sam, I assume

[narrow ingot]

water my cat

[surreal marlin]

Im cleaning my farm rn, buttttt i do buy salads for leah

[stark void]

yes gifts

[stark void]

he likes showers

[surreal marlin]

Leah is so bbg fr

[stark void]

sam is my bf at ten hearts but i don’t want to marry him bc i don’t want him on my farm ajdkfks

[surreal marlin]

Im gonna marry leah once i get out of the lower class

Im in poverty

[sharp geyser]

penny is my gf but I wanna marry leah bc if salads but I also wanna marry haley bc I actually want to marry her

[surreal marlin]

Leah makes salads?

Oh my god i knew i wanted to marry her

[frozen turtle]

maru has my heart

always and forever

[surreal marlin]

Understandable

She is such a nerd and so am i

But

Leah is just

[sharp geyser]

yeah she'll give you them as gift sometimes and ||salad is one of her loved gifts||

[surreal marlin]

Mhm

Btw cool pfp :D

[sharp geyser]

ty

[surreal marlin]

Ofc

[hushed crow]

Emily best gf

[sharp geyser]

bro what

emily is mid

the only reason to marry emily is so clint can't

I hate that guy

fr

[inland dirge]

real

[surreal marlin]

Im just gonna sit in the woods with leah and eat salad

[sharp geyser]

my fault 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[full kite]

I don't think that opinion is degrading tbh

[stark void]

i like having my farm to myself

[hushed crow]

[surreal marlin]

Emily can help ya become heisenberg with those crystals

[sharp geyser]

then marry the cat

[surreal marlin]

NO

[sharp geyser]

the cat >>>> the dog

[surreal marlin]

yes

I named my cat Tobie

[full kite]

I think the whole crystals thing turns a bunch of people off, but it's really not that bad

[sharp geyser]

spouse can sometimes water crops and stuff right?

[sharp geyser]

does she give you crystals???

[full kite]

Yeah, but it's not all that helpful

By the time you get married, you likely already have sprinklers doing all the watering for you

The really helpful one is when they repair fences for you

[sharp geyser]

i could marry penny rn and I only have sprinklers on some crops

[full kite]

Super helpful if you're using the regular wood fences

[sharp geyser]

fr

does the grass starter with fence on top work with stone fences too

[stark void]

i have a cat named gull, but i also really liked the brown dog that looks like snoopy

[full kite]

Also works with other types of placeables

[stark void]

it’s just me and gull and my beach farm against the world

[full kite]

One of my personal favorites is the decorative hay bale

[sharp geyser]

oh fr?

[full kite]

It can be placed on top of grass starter and will protect it just like fences

But it won't look out of place if you place it in the middle of the pasture where it is most effective

[sharp geyser]

i have mine on the corner of the barn

my coop and barn are set up a little weird

i put them in the bottom right of the standard farm

[full kite]

I don't think there's such a thing as "weird" building placement tbh

Especially on standard farm where there's just so much space

[indigo girder]

I got an Eel

and it's Spring

wut?

wait...

[open wagon]

Eels are spring and uh… idk what other seasons I only ever catch this boyo on spring 3rd

and never again

[indigo girder]

Fall

I thought that it's just Fall they occur

[open wagon]

I always catch the catfish and eel on day 3

[indigo girder]

I rememberred incorrectly

I went on hoarding Flounders instead

now I got an Eel

and now an Iridium Quality Halibut

wow

Actually, the Dressed Spinner is huge.

each half a second I cast my rod I get a fish.

[full kite]

There are better tackle that you will unlock later

But yeah you have the right idea!

[plush yew]

What should I do with my money?

[full kite]

Hard to say without knowing more about your farmer

What day is it?

And how much money do you have?

[plush yew]

Year 2, spring 17 and I have 11,742 dollars

[full kite]

Oh, if it's Year 2 then you probably have a bunch of stuff already

[plush yew]

Depends on what you mean by a lot of stuff

[full kite]

Like a good variety

What do you have on your farm?

Have you finished the CC? If not, what bundles are left?

[plush yew]

Want me to list off every bundle?

[full kite]

Nah, no need

Just like the rooms

[plush yew]

Pantry, fish tank, vault and bulletin board

[plush yew]

Also I have a silo and chicken coop

[full kite]

Barn?

[willow cloak]

Hello!

[plush yew]

No barn.

[full kite]

I would consider making that your first purchase with that money

[plush yew]

Alright, how much is it and what would I need for it?

[full kite]

6000g, 350 wood, 150 stone

[plush yew]

I can do that

[full kite]

And you'll have plenty of money to buy cows once it's done

[plush yew]

Alright and what should be done afterwards

[full kite]

Start planning to upgrade those animal buildings

Are you planning for a Year 2 CC completion?

[plush yew]

I would like to but I don't know how to get at everything

[narrow ingot]

dont rush

[full kite]

^

[narrow ingot]

take ur time

there's literally no time pressure

[uncut island]

Except the never ceasing march of time

But otherwise you are fine!

[full kite]

That being said, by working towards having a barn and upgrading your animal buildings, you are working towards some of the CC bundles that require the most planning

[narrow ingot]

im in fall 1 and i have a coop with no animals and a silo

[uncut island]

But yea time isn’t really a concept in SDV you can’t really miss out on anything

[narrow ingot]

making great progress mate

[plush yew]

Thanks, also is there any other animals that can go in the barn?

[uncut island]

Cows, goats and sheep

[narrow ingot]

idk why i can't animation cancel

like it's just not working

ive tried a script for it

i've tried doing it manually

just does not work

[full kite]

What oblivion said, but do keep in mind that the other animals require upgrades to the barn first

[plush yew]

How do I do these upgrades?

[narrow ingot]

throw money at robin's mouth

because she's a greedy bastard

like we GIVE HER THE STUFF TO MAKE IT

and she still takes money

[full kite]

How does that make her greedy? She's the one actually doing the work

[narrow ingot]

I don't care there's no way that 4 days of your time is worth like 4k for a coop

[full kite]

I don't know if you've been paying attention to inflation, but it is real in Pelican town

Earning 1K per day for your labor barely buys you anything around these parts

[plush yew]

On the topic of money how do I make more at a quicker pace

[full kite]

Prepare for the deluge of advice

This is basically the most commonly asked question on here!

[eternal bramble]

i should donate my ancient seed and then plant it right?

[full kite]

Yes

[narrow ingot]

fish

[full kite]

In fact, you cannot plant it until you donate it

[eternal bramble]

and what do i do with the fruit after?

[narrow ingot]

it's the most easy way that's also not boring

[narrow ingot]

if you have keg

keg them

[warped matrix]

Seed maker

[full kite]

Not yet

[narrow ingot]

otherwise seed maker

[full kite]

Yes, seed maker

[eternal bramble]

how do i get a seed maker 😭

[warped matrix]

I knew it

[full kite]

Even if you don't have the greenhouse yet, always work on multiplying the seeds first

[narrow ingot]

level 9

farming

[eternal bramble]

[narrow ingot]

it's actually not as hard as it sounds

[eternal bramble]

bruh im like level 3

[warped matrix]

Why are you shocked

[narrow ingot]

wait how tf do you have an ancient fruit then

[eternal bramble]

i got it from the mines

[narrow ingot]

????

how

[eternal bramble]

i dont know

[narrow ingot]

i didnt know that was a thing

[warped matrix]

You ca do that

[narrow ingot]

the easiest way to get ancient seeds is to use seed maker

[full kite]

Yeah, the flying bugs have a small chance to drop an ancient seed

[obsidian falcon]

I have never gotten ancient seeds from the seed maker????

[eternal bramble]

oh yeah thats how i got it

[warped matrix]

That's how I got 60 of them

[narrow ingot]

it's a 0.5 chance

[warped matrix]

It's rare

[narrow ingot]

pretty high chance

[warped matrix]

Very rare

[narrow ingot]

no not rly

[obsidian falcon]

0.5 is pretty high chance

[narrow ingot]

oh wait u mean from bugs in mines?

[obsidian falcon]

yep

[narrow ingot]

yeah thats rare

0.5 is high though

[warped matrix]

Hey I'm an idiot note that down

[eternal bramble]

i need 4 hearts to dance with someone at the flower dance right

[full kite]

Yup

[eternal bramble]

haley here i come

[full kite]

lmao

[obsidian falcon]

lets gooo haley for the win

[eternal bramble]

im at 4 hearts with her, im on day 18 i think

[obsidian falcon]

yeah she's the only one possible to dance with at the flower dance on the first year, unless you use cheats

[full kite]

Shane might be possible as well, if you give him a bunch of beers

[obsidian falcon]

how do you get beers that early in the game?

[warped matrix]

I dont do friendship it's to complicated

[narrow ingot]

no

[eternal bramble]

saloon

[obsidian falcon]

oh i dont get there nearly enough then oops

[narrow ingot]

step 1: talk
step 2: give gifts

[eternal bramble]

not rly

[narrow ingot]

step 3: p r of i t

[obsidian falcon]

i think stardew valley is probably the simplest game with friendship?????

[warped matrix]

Tru@narrow ingot

[eternal bramble]

im trying to make friends with like everyone

but mostly haley 😭

[narrow ingot]

i got like 3 with penny and i didnt even gift them first week

[obsidian falcon]

me too it's very benefitial

[obsidian falcon]

how????? 😭

[narrow ingot]

idek

[warped matrix]

I did Caroline to get tea saplings

[full kite]

Making friends isn't really something you need to think all that consciously about

Talk to NPCs whenever you see them

[eternal bramble]

yeah im trying to do that too

[narrow ingot]

dude

[full kite]

And know a lot of the "universal like" items and carry those around

[narrow ingot]

how is tea sapling still in the game

i think CA typed an extra 0

[spring crescent]

where does flower dance held at?

[narrow ingot]

at the end of 50

[eternal bramble]

thats what i do
except for with haley lol

[obsidian falcon]

go to the cindersap forest:)

[spring crescent]

oh

it should've said cindersnap

smh

[warped matrix]

Hey what's the best farm type

[full kite]

There isn't one

[obsidian falcon]

debatable on what ur trying to do

[full kite]

If this is your first playthrough, I always say go with the standard farm

It gives you the most flexibility

[warped matrix]

Well I need a lot of space

[full kite]

Standard Farm it is

[narrow ingot]

Just pick all defaults

It’s probably good

Is there a way to get rid of my cat

Its pretty useless

[obsidian falcon]

what:( the cat is there for support .

[eternal bramble]

HEY

[full kite]

bruh

[warped matrix]

Well it's my second play through because my first one I picked river farm

[obsidian falcon]

maybe you should learn to not be so expectant of a cat!!!

[west crane]

Not quite

[narrow ingot]

Yeah and i especially can’t believe this game doesnt have child labor

[eternal bramble]

[obsidian falcon]

my lord

[narrow ingot]

Yeah ima get the points but then i wish i could like sell it or smth

I wish you could sell children

[eternal bramble]

alright bro

[obsidian falcon]

well there are mods that let you do that. but why do u wanna utilise everything yes it's a farm but it's also meant to be a relaxation game, not everything has to be useful or profitable !!

[narrow ingot]

Because i hate cats i want a dog

[west crane]

Bro what

[eternal bramble]

then why didyou pick a cat

[narrow ingot]

Idfk i just picked defaults

Can i change it

[obsidian falcon]

sounds like a you problem

[eternal bramble]

LMAO

[narrow ingot]

Bru

[warped matrix]

Not cool

[west crane]

Stardew Valley players try not to optimize literally anything challenge

[obsidian falcon]

fr

[narrow ingot]

But actually

You can change ur name

[obsidian falcon]

when was it forgotten that this was meant to be a relaxation game lol

[narrow ingot]

Ur clothes

Ur everything

But not your pet

[eternal bramble]

skill issue

[obsidian falcon]

just be happy with what you have

[inland dirge]

the minute my brother told me every ten minutes in-game was 7.5 seconds irl

[warped matrix]

XD

[obsidian falcon]

i am so sorry but also . now i know that

[inland dirge]

LOL

[west crane]

Yea you can ||change your pet's race|| but not swap the pet itself

[obsidian falcon]

race suibfhndfh

[full kite]

@narrow ingot I can't even tell if you're being satirical at this point

[narrow ingot]

You mean the 0.75 seconds irl your brother told you every ten minutes in-game was 7.5 seconds irl

[inland dirge]

my family hearing “ONE… TWO… shit… THREE-“ as I’m tryna get back from the mines at 1:50:

[obsidian falcon]

tone indicators would be nice but i cant be so expectant of u

[narrow ingot]

Wait you can

[inland dirge]

THE PET’S RACE 💀💀

[narrow ingot]

I was kidding about the child labour patt

[obsidian falcon]

well now i feel a bit dumb

[narrow ingot]

Didnt know you could change the pets species race

[inland dirge]

Had a stroke reading that HELPPP WHY CANT I READ LOL

[eternal bramble]

race 😭

[narrow ingot]

Yeah dude im super animal racist

I discriminate against cats

[inland dirge]

HELP?

[west crane]

Yeah racist i love cars

[inland dirge]

LMAOOO

[obsidian falcon]

i forgot to change the cat breed at the start so i got a ginger cat. decided to call it amber and fell in love w it

[eternal bramble]

i picked grey cat

[obsidian falcon]

grey cat is nice 2

in fact . all the cats are nice .

[inland dirge]

my ginger cat GGGamer23

[cobalt hare]

About to restart for the 3rd time 😖 always feel like I’m not doing enough and get to far

[eternal bramble]

lmao i remember that

[eternal bramble]

dont worry i restart a lot too

[narrow ingot]

Wdym

[ornate elm]

can i get on the bus on the ||dessert|| as late as i want? or will it leave without me

[cobalt hare]

I feel like I spend my “stardew days” doing the wrong things and get behind on where I’m supposed to be

[eternal bramble]

same lol

[ornate elm]

thanks!

[west crane]

Yeah except this, i don't order raw cat😠

[obsidian falcon]

not bingus:(

[eternal bramble]

bingus is the only hairless cat that i like

[obsidian falcon]

pam needs the money lol

[narrow ingot]

This is optimization syndrome

[ornate elm]

nvm she literally just left fuck

[inland dirge]

Yknow thats fair. I think that too, and then im like “yeahhh i’ll be back this time the next in game year in no time. I got time” (warning Im a procrastinator)

[narrow ingot]

You forgot the fact that this isnt an optimization game

You are not doing a speedrun

[eternal bramble]

i like dogs more than cats but i still picked a grey cat

[ornate elm]

i meant she left to the salon, i haven't gotten on the bus yet i was just wondering if it's worth to do it at 6pm

[obsidian falcon]

anyone can play it however they want, but you don't need to stress yourself over getting everything done asap

[inland dirge]

It’s just how people’s brains work sometimes i guess. Like anxiety

[cobalt hare]

I’m most definitely a procrastinator

[narrow ingot]

Not anxiety

[inland dirge]

procrastination station

[cobalt hare]

Exactly

[narrow ingot]

It’s why some games don’t have leaderboards in the game

[inland dirge]

and yet I must be the best /j

[narrow ingot]

Like you cant move on until you achieved perfection

It’s a natural human instinct

[obsidian falcon]

pls im not even thinking abt perfection i just wanna make wine thats it

[narrow ingot]

The desire of perfection

[ornate elm]

ohh lol i didn't know that could work, thx

[inland dirge]

Real

[narrow ingot]

Sure you do. Maybe not in this game, maybe in another game

[inland dirge]

bros getting philecheesestak. Philesocipal. Phile- ok i cant spell

[obsidian falcon]

i used to be a perfectionist pls its not worth it stressing over a video game

[inland dirge]

phile sophical

anyways

[narrow ingot]

Philly steak

[obsidian falcon]

philadelphia

[eternal bramble]

ok bro

[inland dirge]

HELP I CHOKED

[narrow ingot]

Philianthropy

What is “phil”

[obsidian falcon]

maybe for some people being perfect is all they wanna be but at some point u get so tired of trying to be perfect and then realise its unachievable so u learn to be happy with what u got

[inland dirge]

my goal in this game is make farm preetty

[obsidian falcon]

so real

[eternal bramble]

real

[inland dirge]

because haley said so

[eternal bramble]

REAL!!

[paper coral]

I have not reached that state yet sadly, I still feel like i need to manage my time 😭 (but it's relaxing for me)

[cobalt hare]

I just want a good farm :/

[obsidian falcon]

haley deserves the prettiest farm. because she's the prettiest farmers wife

[inland dirge]

YES!!!

Haley lovers unite

[eternal bramble]

yass

[narrow ingot]

Haley is an entitled brat

[eternal bramble]

no

[inland dirge]

your mom

[narrow ingot]

Penny fans ftw

[eternal bramble]

HELP

[ornate elm]

yes. thank you

[obsidian falcon]

someone say sumn?

[eternal bramble]

ur mom too

[ornate elm]

WHAT NO

[eternal bramble]

haley is the best

[inland dirge]

LMAO

[boreal locust]

Penny on top fr fr

[ornate elm]

anyone but those two

[obsidian falcon]

i automatically tune out haley haters. anyway

[narrow ingot]

Haley sucks

[inland dirge]

Penny is bland

[narrow ingot]

Ur mom is bland

[obsidian falcon]

penny is bland but shes pretty af.

and thats all i need

[inland dirge]

blue gasping emoji guy

[eternal bramble]

indigo used that joke first

[narrow ingot]

Atleast penny is pretty and not a dick

[eternal bramble]

[inland dirge]

SHE DID THE THING!!!

[surreal marlin]

Uhh for some reason ||i cant give gunther the ancient seeds||

[obsidian falcon]

maybe if u gave haley the time of day you'd see that in the end she is not a dick!:)

[eternal bramble]

HELPPP

[inland dirge]

Haley is such a good spouse to me tho

[obsidian falcon]

she is fr

[narrow ingot]

Yeah but still like i wont marry shane because he tells me to go fuck myself everytime i talk to him

[obsidian falcon]

shes just misunderstood imo her heart events are the cutest

[narrow ingot]

Idc if he improves over time

[obsidian falcon]

he doesnt lol

[eternal bramble]

yeah i dont like shane

[obsidian falcon]

im gonna be friends with him though for the benefits

[eternal bramble]

LOL

[inland dirge]

Sebastian: lmao u were talking in your sleep, cute (blushes)
Haley: hey babe r u ok? You were snoring a bit what time did u go to bed

[narrow ingot]

Imo emily romance option ruined my boy clint’s reputation

[inland dirge]

Seb after 9 pm: (crickets)

[obsidian falcon]

resident clint hater

[eternal bramble]

real

[narrow ingot]

Like he was a bit bad before but now CA made him flirt with ur wife

Clint is my boy

[obsidian falcon]

bro just wants to be punched in the face fr

[narrow ingot]

Clint haters are evil

[eternal bramble]

LMAOO

[obsidian falcon]

yes but evil, with a reason

[inland dirge]

Clint normally: 🤢
Clint in that one portrait mod: 😳

[eternal bramble]

eww

[obsidian falcon]

he can leave my beautiful wife emily alone

[inland dirge]

SO TRUE

[obsidian falcon]

sauce?

[narrow ingot]

It’s not his fault that emily became romancable

[plush yew]

How do I get more hay for my animals?

[obsidian falcon]

ah but it is his choice to publicly flirt with ur wife after ATTENDING UR WEDDING

[inland dirge]

yeah but can he shave

[eternal bramble]

LMFAO

[full kite]

Do you have a silo built?

[plush yew]

Yes I do

[full kite]

Use your scythe on grass to gather hay

[inland dirge]

also, Kent deserves better than Jodi

[full kite]

Otherwise purchase it from Marnie as a last resort

[narrow ingot]

Still not his fault we all know all the stardew characters have dementia

[obsidian falcon]

FR why is he so bland. like a rice cracker

[inland dirge]

STOPPP

[narrow ingot]

Leah worst bachelorette imo

[obsidian falcon]

dont get me started on robin

demetrius? leave her hon

[inland dirge]

that one seanie dew tiktok about robin moment

[plush yew]

Alright, cause I was going to say, what if there is no grass but thanks

[obsidian falcon]

robin is 4 me

[iron summit]

why so?

[inland dirge]

LMAOOO

[narrow ingot]

I never see her

Like i saw her twice

[obsidian falcon]

shes in her house bro shes an artist

[narrow ingot]

My whole playthrough

Its fall

[full kite]

Yeah, Leah is pretty hard to get to 2-stars, but once you're there it gets a lot easier

[obsidian falcon]

also,,,, not seeing someone doesnt mean they're the worst??? like????

[narrow ingot]

If she wants to be married actually touch grass man

[full kite]

Her and Elliot both have this problem

[obsidian falcon]

leah likes driftwood though so its easy to get her gifts

[full kite]

The best way to get to two hearts is to find them at the saloon in the evenings

[iron summit]

she's usually out in cindersap or on the beach if you have that little bridge fixed

[inland dirge]

tbf she is (spoiler for future cutscenes) ||being stalked by her ex||

[obsidian falcon]

FR girly doesnt deserve that

[surreal marlin]

We love leah in this household

[full kite]

We love all the bachelorettes in this house

[eternal bramble]

real

[obsidian falcon]

shes nice but i cant marry her bc she is too much like me 😭

haley though . kisses . mwa mwa mwa mwa

[surreal marlin]

Realll

[narrow ingot]

I love how the first result for the ex’s name is from a wiki called “queer fandom” and not the stardew wiki

[obsidian falcon]

spoilers man

[inland dirge]

the amount of times I want to react to messages with a nerd emoji LMAO

[obsidian falcon]

DO IT

[narrow ingot]

All the bachelors are kinda trash man

Like shane has a drinking problem

[obsidian falcon]

thank u

[narrow ingot]

Alex is a prick

[inland dirge]

LOL

[narrow ingot]

Elliot has the leah problem

[surreal marlin]

Wait wdym?

[obsidian falcon]

what?? theyre friends

[novel thistle]

@obsidian falcon You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[obsidian falcon]

blue

[narrow ingot]

I never see them

[inland dirge]

wOOHOO congrats ver

[obsidian falcon]

elliott is a writer

[inland dirge]

welcome to the darksoda

[surreal marlin]

Poet

[inland dirge]

Side*

[full kite]

Yeah dude all I'm gathering from this discussion is that a couple folks here are way too picky about who they make friends with

[narrow ingot]

Dont care he should touch some grass

[inland dirge]

[sweats]

[iron summit]

he hangs around the beach a lot

[surreal marlin]

I just dont like shane tbh

[obsidian falcon]

idk man if you're ranking stardew valley marriage candidates then maybe you should touch some grass

[narrow ingot]

Im not ranking them

[timber dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trzpwLTZrmI

[full kite]

That's fine as long as you gave him a chance to get to 8 hearts

[inland dirge]

I base all/most of my opinions on the story im writing

[narrow ingot]

Im just trolling rn so general chat is alive

Im hoping for 10s slowmode

[obsidian falcon]

👀

are u posting it . . .

[inland dirge]

its uh….. its a fanfic

👀 i mean

[obsidian falcon]

good bc fanfics are all i read

[full kite]

But I'm seeing some takes on NPCs that essentially boil down to "they made a bad impression on me for the first 4 hearts so I'm writing them off cause their friendship isn't worth it to me anymore"

[narrow ingot]

Send it

[inland dirge]

LOLLL

I’m still in the development phase

[narrow ingot]

First impressions are everything

[obsidian falcon]

arent we all

[inland dirge]

HELP?

[obsidian falcon]

i think the best events are after 6 hearts or so, give them a chance

[narrow ingot]

What im getting from most of the marriage candidates is that we basically fix them over time

[obsidian falcon]

fixing them probably isnt the term but you help them w their character development more like

[narrow ingot]

Which im not the biggest fan of

[inland dirge]

premise is my farmer, ZXD (Zaria X. D.) and her best friend Darren Maytag move to Pelican Town. Pretty much the regular story of Stardew with things like Zaria marrying and divorcing Sebastian and much angst

[narrow ingot]

Shane is the worst example of this

[iron summit]

i think it's less of we fix them over time and more of we just get to know them better for who they are past surface level first impressions

[full kite]

I think that's a wild generalization

[inland dirge]

This

[timber dew]

have you seen maru though

[obsidian falcon]

GOD i love stardew angst

[full kite]

A better way to put it is that you are just a friend by their side witnessing their character development

[inland dirge]

LOLLL

[narrow ingot]

Yeah maru is chill

And abby

[inland dirge]

let me find my SV fanfic headcanons hol up

[obsidian falcon]

i dont know a lot abt maru

[narrow ingot]

And penny

And sebastian

[obsidian falcon]

i dont think i could ever choose a favourite theyre all so nice in their own way

[inland dirge]

• Harvey (concerned) watching ZXD fishing for 7 hours on the bridge between Lewis’ and Gunther’s, cursing and being upset cuz she cant catch a Lingcod

[obsidian falcon]

LMAO

[inland dirge]

most of this is inspired by my gameplay LOL

[narrow ingot]

Average fishing experience

I went fishing yesterday

[inland dirge]

• ZXD and Shane being close friends platonically and help each other with their life problems; long talks over a shared order of pepper poppers // Shane visits her coop at least twice a week

[obsidian falcon]

I remember one day giving Gus a diamond in the Saloon and he literally said "thanks for the bday gift!" i was like PLS ITS UR BDAY?

[inland dirge]

ME LMAOOOOO ALL THE TIME

[obsidian falcon]

I LOVE PLATONIC SHAAAANEEE

[narrow ingot]

Im at 4 hearts with shane rn by giving him alcohol

[inland dirge]

• ZXD gives Vincent “cool forest stuff” and is awkward/upset when he doesn’t like it and starts sobbing when she gives him gross 3-day old crystal berry things

[narrow ingot]

Why is this the best way to increase shane friendship

[timber dew]

let's be real what do villagers do to throw little BARS OF METAL and DIAMONDS into the trash

[obsidian falcon]

bc hes an alcoholic

[royal maple]

does anyone have the game on IOS?

[narrow ingot]

Yeah but its kind of against the storyline

[obsidian falcon]

yeah but does that matter its a game

if u wanna be with the storyline give him peppers or pizza instead

[inland dirge]

• (Zaria) Friends with Demetrius but has stern and open conversations with him; Him and Sebastian’s relationship. He later reciprocates the honesty when she considers divorcing Seb

[narrow ingot]

Obviously it doesnt matter

Im just trying to make general chat great again

[obsidian falcon]

actually i didnt notice until now that i realised that demetrius is seb's father thats how distant they are lol

[inland dirge]

Yup 😭

[obsidian falcon]

do they get into that in the game i wanna know

[inland dirge]

Zaria has gone to give Linus gifts in his tent and on multiple occasions will eat the gift on accident 💀 so her awkward self stands in the tent like "...." and leaves 😭

[narrow ingot]

I love the mental image of a baby just flying in with a helicopter straight into our house when we adopt a kid

[gaunt gale]

He’s his step father

What did you think demitrius was?

[obsidian falcon]

OH?

[inland dirge]

true story btw I keep doing this

[obsidian falcon]

robin's husband

its all abt robin in the end cmon

[narrow ingot]

Damn they want to become friends with linus for him to show them his meat?

[inland dirge]

blue gasping emoji guy

[inland dirge]

👁️👁️

[narrow ingot]

That cutscene thi

[gaunt gale]

Yeah but what do you think Sebastian was doing in robins house if not her son?

[inland dirge]

certainly not seeing daylight

[narrow ingot]

What is weirdest cutscene

In your opinion

[obsidian falcon]

i knew he was her son but i have never seen him in her house????

the only time i go to robins house is for the carpenter not for anyone else pls

[gaunt gale]

He has a room in the basement

[obsidian falcon]

i have been playing this game for three year s.

[gaunt gale]

Where did you think he lived 😢

[obsidian falcon]

IDK

I DONT ARE ABT SEBASTIAN PLS

[inland dirge]

ZXD loves the rain because battery packs make her happy and she bonds over them with maru for 2 seconds before introvert brain makes her say "time to fish for 6 hours :)"

[full kite]

bruh

[inland dirge]

HEEEELP LMAO

[narrow ingot]

One time i managed to force robin to build me a silo while she was going to exercise

[iron summit]

lol i love that

[obsidian falcon]

REAL

[gaunt gale]

And if you knew he was robins son and you knew demitrius was her husband then how did you not realize he’s Sebastian’s Father/step father?

[narrow ingot]

Fishing is so fun

[inland dirge]

I have some more HCs that are much more angsty if you’d like me to dm you 👀

[obsidian falcon]

like i said, i dont really care abt anyone in that family except robin?? also im not keeping up to date with relationships and stuff im just there to make wine and cheese

[obsidian falcon]

pls :)

[inland dirge]

bet

[latent fern]

Can mobile and laptop (steam) stardew valley co op?

[gaunt gale]

I’m just saying idk how you put all the other info together without seeing that

[gaunt gale]

No, mobile can’t even play multiplayer legit

[latent fern]

Aww man ok

[gaunt gale]

There is no cross play

[ornate elm]

I finished the fish tank in the cc, where was the ||glittering boulder||?

[iron summit]

next to the mines

[gaunt gale]

Mountains

[ornate elm]

thanks ^^

[gaunt gale]

The thing blocking the river

[narrow ingot]

Joja or CC is better route?

[obsidian falcon]

CC

[narrow ingot]

Imo joja

[obsidian falcon]

unless ur a capitalist

[narrow ingot]

You get the auto petter

[gaunt gale]

It’s not that hard to get them from sc either

[narrow ingot]

And you get to laugh at the townsfolk for you are the king of this town, not lewis

[narrow ingot]

Yeah but it’s less consistent

[obsidian falcon]

i just have a mod downloaded where i can knock some sense into lewis

[gaunt gale]

It’s not really like most people need a bunch anyway

[gaunt gale]

I mean joja is the king of the town if you side with joja

Not really you

[narrow ingot]

But CC has no exclusive rewards

[narrow ingot]

Well if someone has millions upon millions of dollars and tons of prismatic shards then i think they are the king of the town

[obsidian falcon]

the reward is feeling accomplished with completing the CC

[gaunt gale]

You don’t get that by going through joja though

And if that’s the only criteria for being “king of the town”

Then going cc and getting the same stuff is the exact same

[narrow ingot]

Yeah

CC is a more natural progression

[full kite]

Also the Junimos are cute

[obsidian falcon]

SO CUTE

[narrow ingot]

By doing it you learn how to play stardew

[narrow ingot]

Yall don’t use amogus junimo mod?

Best mod imo

[gaunt gale]

Still haven’t touched modding yet

[lethal kettle]

lol i’m about at the poin where i’ve lost hope on finding a prismatic shard i think my game is glitched cus i’ve done everything necessary to get one lol anyone wanna ease my suffering

[spring crescent]

why did i spawn here, and I'm such a chad i have no dress code

[narrow ingot]

Wdym

[gaunt gale]

Honestly not to be rude but your game isn’t special, you might be a bit unlucky but just keep doing what you are doing and you’ll get it eventually. A galaxy sword is not that important and there is far more you can focus on in the game and get the shard as you play

[narrow ingot]

You just need to get really lucky

[obsidian falcon]

god haley is so cute in her little flower crown

[spring crescent]

I just noticed that

[lethal kettle]

tryna get a ring for my gf lol

[narrow ingot]

Wym

[spring crescent]

what ring

[narrow ingot]

Ohh you slr have galaxy sword

[lethal kettle]

the wedding ring

[narrow ingot]

And u wanna get wedding ring

[coral basalt]

who wants to do online co-op with me im on switch

[ocean ibex]

Pris is stated to be "very harf "

[narrow ingot]

Yeah sometimes your luck just runs stale after getting first one

And then like you dont even know

[spring crescent]

that exist?

[ocean ibex]

Yep

Player to player marriage

[lethal kettle]

i’ve played 100+ hrs and never found 1

🤣🤣🤣

[narrow ingot]

Wait so you dont have galaxy sword

[spring crescent]

lmao

so that's how it is

[lethal kettle]

no i am missing a lot of sht

[narrow ingot]

Wait why are you going for a wedding ring then

[ocean ibex]

[earnest pecan]

I lost my sword while mining how do I get a new one?

[narrow ingot]

Shopping in adventurers guild

[earnest pecan]

Oh yeah

Forgot they existed

[surreal marlin]

Anyone got some tips for ||the winter bundle?||

[spring crescent]

forage?

[obsidian falcon]

its fr just foraging

[surreal marlin]

Alr

[full kite]

They might be missing the ones that you have to dig from the ground

[surreal marlin]

So can i find all the stuff for it on the surface or no?

[narrow ingot]

No

[full kite]

The winter root and the snow yam must be dug from the ground

[narrow ingot]

Just like keep hoeing and pickaxing

[surreal marlin]

Alr

[narrow ingot]

Like u do for clay farming

[surreal marlin]

Does it have to be in the mine

[narrow ingot]

One spot

[obsidian falcon]

nope

[narrow ingot]

No

Or just submit them to CC

and never touch them again

[earnest pecan]

What do I need for ||fall crops bundle?||

[spring crescent]

this is easier than ||winter bundle||

[narrow ingot]

Or u can look at wiki

Or you can go to CC

[full bone]

How do I give the summer foraging bundle to the museum

[narrow ingot]

You dont

Im not exactly sure what this question is asking

[full bone]

I have all the flowers but idk what to do with them

Like for the bundle in the community center

I didn’t mean museum

[narrow ingot]

Oh okay

Basically its like the same as spring foraging bundle

You just go to the CC and give the items

The room is in bottom left

For foraging bundles

Incase you forgot

[full bone]

Ok I’ll try that

Ok thanks I got it

[gaunt gale]

And ||fiber seeds||

[narrow ingot]

U mean wild seeds

Which act like a winter wild seed

Wait no

Thats the wrong thing

Nvm

Nvm

I was thinking of wrong thing

[gaunt gale]

No

[lean hedge]

guys i got stardw valley today :D

imma play it tmmrw cause its ate at night

*late

gn guys for anyone whos its night i guess

[mild rivet]

noice!

[spark marsh]

rip your spare time haha

[eternal bramble]

hope u enjoy it!

[earnest pecan]

Who's everyone's favorite marriage candidate here?

[eternal bramble]

guess

[earnest pecan]

Uhhh....

Sebastian

[eternal bramble]

😭😭

[earnest pecan]

It was sarcasm

Imo penny is the best

[eternal bramble]

ik dw

[earnest pecan]

Annoying to get but great personality + looks

Yeah

I was farming melons all of my first summer

What buildings and home upgrades are worth it?

Yeah well is useless

There's a pond right next to my farm

Is barn good for first year or should I wait until after winter to get it?

What I want is useful stuff and Idk anything about the game yet😭

My personality forbades just playing

My subconscious makes me want to be the best at everything for some reason

Yeah ik

That's the problem

I do know what others did😭

[obsidian falcon]

if u want to optimise everything then u can but also the game is meant to be a break from perfection! yes its nice to be super rich and have everything in the game, but it's not necessary and it doesnt need to be achieved ASAP

[earnest pecan]

I saw

Does discord count?

There's only one thing in this game I'll never be good at

Fishing

Haven't caught a single fish

I tried that too😭

I'll optimize in the playthrough with my friends

[karmic remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-wave-waves-waving-gif-19641333

[obsidian falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/creative-mode-gif-19007101

[strange ledge]

heyy

[dusty heath]

guys

one bundle away

wonder if truffle possibleg et form travelling cart

me no want to

only need truffle to complete cc

I WANNA KNOW IF I CAN GET IT FROM THE TRAVELLING CART

ah good point

well i'm still raising a pig to get truffles anyways i just wish that i don't have to raise one

[spring crescent]

my house be like

[hidden marsh]

I don't mind living in a box

if it's safe and there's a bed

Men lore❤

[spring crescent]