stardew-valley

[left parrot]

same here

[stable cloud]

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE CC

[jovial rapids]

did you pick fruit cave?

[gray tinsel]

i have my fruit trees in the greenhouse tho now that i think abt it

[stable cloud]

NOOOO

[gray tinsel]

yeah, thats what i was relying on before, but my luck has been really bad with it

[left parrot]

preserve jars:

[jovial rapids]

just check it everyday

eventually you’ll get 3 apples

[left parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395

[stable cloud]

IM ALREADY A THIRD INTO THE FIRST YEEEAR

[gray tinsel]

i have one normal apple and one silver quality

[jovial rapids]

quality doesn’t matter

[stable cloud]

Real

[jovial rapids]

as long as you have 3

[gray tinsel]

yeah im just struggling with this last one

[jovial rapids]

how far into fall are you

[gray tinsel]

fruit bat cave hasnt had an apple since like. speing

[jovial rapids]

you could go buy an apple tree and plant it in the greenhouse

[gray tinsel]

spring

[stable cloud]

17 days into fall

[jovial rapids]

oh easy

go plant an apple tree in the greenhouse it will be ready before fall

[gray tinsel]

yeah ive got all the trees in the greenhouse growing so im p excited about it

theyre already midway

[stable cloud]

Niiice

[jovial rapids]

it’s always fun having all the trees :)

[gray tinsel]

im on the 18th of fall

[red adder]

Do mahogny trees give 1 sap/per day?

[left parrot]

this heat wave is killing me

[stable cloud]

Yoo I’m on the 17th

[torn isle]

Ik man

I cant sleep

Its so damn hor

Hot

[gray tinsel]

what year, im p sure its like the second for me

[left parrot]

im in the car with the a/c being blasted but its not helping

[stable cloud]

1st year

[gray tinsel]

oh man

[torn isle]

Nothing helps im slowly dying in bed rn

[gray tinsel]

ive spent my first year bowing down to elliott like my life depended on it 😔

[stable cloud]

BABAHAHA WHAT

[lofty torrent]

what tree should i tapper

[gray tinsel]

though im proud bc i actually socialized with all the villagers so i have rlly good friendship already

[gray tinsel]

my hubby ❤️

[stable cloud]

That’s good

[left parrot]

pretty much all of them except mahogany
but it depends on your needs

[stable cloud]

Wait afk

[left parrot]

theyre used primairly for craftables

[gray tinsel]

shane should be giving me blue chickens soon

just need to trigger the 8 heart

[left parrot]

my first 8 heart event

was linus

[torn isle]

Linus is the goat

[gray tinsel]

shane and haley arent even my favs yet they were both of my firsrt 8 heart marriage candidates besides elliott on this file????

[left parrot]

fr ‼️

[left parrot]

happens, i have demetrius on 6 hearts and i dont like him THAT much

[gray tinsel]

sam and seb are both at 6 and i LOVE seb with my LIFE

cough cough my pfp

[torn isle]

Willy is my fav npc though

[gray tinsel]

i love willy

hes awesome

[stable cloud]

I swear though I spent a lot of time just simping for one person 😨😨

I should definitely befriend others

[gray tinsel]

remembering when i tried to romance willy before i knew i couldnt 💔

harvey was my dollar store willy for a bit there but i got bored of him fast, didnt even end up romancing him 💀

[stable cloud]

OH RIIIP

[gray tinsel]

like harvey is nice i like him but i dont think im at simp level anymkre

im kinda busy obsessing over this emo and the one guy from interview with a vampire

evelyn is my bestie tho

[stable cloud]

Ah yes, emo dude

[gray tinsel]

mcr listener (affectionate)

[stable cloud]

Yeeee

[gray tinsel]

[stable cloud]

Sebby.

[gray tinsel]

theyre my little goofies i love them

[stable cloud]

Haha, that’s cool

[gray tinsel]

would do anything for my author boy

first fruit tree on this file was a pomegranate tree

[stable cloud]

Elliott? Did I spell it right💀

[gray tinsel]

yes

[stable cloud]

Nice

[stable cloud]

Nice

[hollow lava]

Elliott definitely manipulates women

[stable cloud]

😨

[gray tinsel]

i

[stable cloud]

what makes you think that

[gray tinsel]

☹️

[hollow lava]

He look like the typa fella

[stable cloud]

Hmmmm

Don’t judge a book by its cover fella

[fleet plaza]

naw he looks like a girl's girl in the best way

[gray tinsel]

hehe i see what you did there

[fleet plaza]

or like fabio

[stable cloud]

That’s true

[gray tinsel]

hes just my hopeless romantic little creature

[stable cloud]

Little creature lol

[gray tinsel]

little cabin goblin ❤️

[stable cloud]

That’s the best nickname I’ve seen for him

[gray tinsel]

i give him all sorts of nicknames and thats one of my favs

[stable cloud]

Haha I can tell

[gray tinsel]

shakespeare fanboy

theater kid

[stable cloud]

Beautiful.

I need some classes from him or something like

Would he be a good English teacher?????

[gray tinsel]

i feel like he would but he would have to talk in normal english firsr

[stable cloud]

Yes, Y E O L D E

[fleet plaza]

nah he'd run the local thespian chapter

[gray tinsel]

"heres your homework!" and he hands you yellowed parchment and some ink like a peasant 😭😭

[stable cloud]

That works too

[stable cloud]

FR HE WOULD

[gray tinsel]

"do you need a quill?" and he motions to the giant pile of duck feathers ive given him

[stable cloud]

I read that as pheasant for a second 👀👀

[stable cloud]

Oh god

Afk again

[gray tinsel]

i hate sharing voice headcanons bc i have so many for so many diff characters and they stress me out

but sometimes i imagine elliott sounding like that handsome devil?? idk why but its just what i imagine sometimes

[hollow lava]

||skull cavern|| is so fun man

[solemn hawk]

sometimes

[gray tinsel]

dragons

[stable cloud]

Bacc

[stable cloud]

That could be possible

[stable cloud]

I was supposed to reply to this😶

[stable cloud]

I haven’t gotten up to it yet

[gray tinsel]

idk why but like. he just strikes me as sounding like him. especially when it comes to charlies inferno

[stable cloud]

Interesting, could be pretty accurate

Sometimes appearance influences what other characteristics we think they have like voice

[gray tinsel]

i would love to make a charlies inferno x elliott animatic

[stable cloud]

HAHAH

that sounds awesome

[twin forum]

whats a good and cheap healing food

[gray tinsel]

i imagine him as the narrator

[stable cloud]

That’d work

[gray tinsel]

i use salad for both health an energy

[stable cloud]

Fruit salad, yummy yummy

[twin forum]

is there only one salad? or is there many different ones

[stable cloud]

Idk

[gray tinsel]

i just get it from the saloon

i only get the regular salad

but there is fruit salad

[unkempt token]

see like

stardew is great

[gray tinsel]

me listening to every thd song after sharing the voice headcanon bc now i have to see which song fits the best

[hollow lava]

Will my animals get mad at me if I don't pet them for one day

[stable cloud]

Bruh, maybe

[unkempt token]

stardew valley 👍

[stable cloud]

I have one chicken. Just one chicken

[storm pewter]

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[gray tinsel]

i pour my life and soul into animals

[hollow lava]

I'm thinking about selling my chickens and starting a void chicken army

[stable cloud]

I HAVE A DOGGO CALLED SPOODY

in Stardew

[gray tinsel]

im probs just gonna have a pig barn cuz truffles

[twin forum]

shoot im so sorry

[storm pewter]

np np

[hollow lava]

Yeah truffles are quite cool

[stable cloud]

Understandable

[gray tinsel]

i would have a dog for my characters story but his story was only developed after i created the file 💔 so now i just have a cat named herbert (real ones know)

[hollow lava]

Mac Demarco 8 hour long album is perfect stardew music

[stable cloud]

Aw man… that must suck. Stories hold a lot of value to some

[gray tinsel]

i love character design so its very. irritating

[stable cloud]

[stable cloud]

My character literally just wears a pink heart shirt and jeans

[unkempt token]

huh

ill try that

[hollow lava]

I feel like I have to marry krobus because my character is an old dude and I don't want him to be a p3do

[gray tinsel]

mines a lil goofer

wait pics are allowed here right im not good with big server etiquette

[stable cloud]

Yes, just like your hubbies

[gray tinsel]

YEAH

oh ok cool thanks

heres my silly

i play on switch so picture quality is gross sorry

[stable cloud]

Wows

Wait I can send images??

It’s disabled for me

[hollow lava]

I discovered today that you can tailor leather boots to have the stats of spacewalker boots so my shoes don't look goofy anymore

[stable cloud]

That’s great

[hollow lava]

U have to level up

[gray tinsel]

it might bc cause your level

yeah

[stable cloud]

Oop

Yeah

[hollow lava]

I got 3 more items until I finish the community center

[stable cloud]

Gl!

[hollow lava]

2 of them growing in my greenhouse rn

The other one I have to wait till winter :/

[stable cloud]

I have 8 hearts with someone and everyone else has like 3😭

[gray tinsel]

i wish you gl

[gray tinsel]

whos the 8 hearts

[stable cloud]

NOOO

[stable cloud]

So uh

Uhhh uh h h

[frank shuttle]

abby?

[stable cloud]

What

[frank shuttle]

abigail?

[hollow lava]

Abby really be the most basic spouse ngl

[stable cloud]

No.

Real

[frank shuttle]

leah?

[stable cloud]

No

[gray tinsel]

go ahead, nothing can be as disgraceful as me having 9 hearts with lewis somehow

[hollow lava]

Leah is hot

[frank shuttle]

i mean.. its just pixels lol

[stable cloud]

Wow, I respect that confidence

[hollow lava]

Hot pixels though

[stable cloud]

👌

[frank shuttle]

can i cook marshmellows if its hot?

[hollow lava]

Man the character profile looks semi realistic

[late beacon]

New to the game and super confused

[hollow lava]

If they're hot they're already xooked

[gray tinsel]

i dont think i have that confidence, i just kinda say i worship my favs

[frank shuttle]

Whats up?

[late beacon]

Just don’t know what to do or where to begin

[hollow lava]

Just go with the flow

That's what I did

[stable cloud]

I worship my fav (I only have one)

[hollow lava]

And here I am now

[stable cloud]

I’ll try

[gray tinsel]

who is it tho

[stable cloud]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[stable cloud]

The

[late beacon]

Oooo

[stable cloud]

Uh

[late beacon]

Okok

[frank shuttle]

Uhh try planting the parsnips i guuess?

[hollow lava]

I really wish we could marry sandy

[gray tinsel]

shane, haley?

[stable cloud]

No

Hdhshdhehbssjjd

[gray tinsel]

alex

[stable cloud]

No

[hollow lava]

This dude likes penny

[gray tinsel]

is it a marriage candidate

[stable cloud]

It’s a marriage candidate

Lol we playing games now

[gray tinsel]

oh

please dont tell me its penny

[stable cloud]

I do Not

[gray tinsel]

ok

[hollow lava]

Thank god

[gray tinsel]

emily?

[stable cloud]

It’s not

No

[gray tinsel]

MARI

MARU

[stable cloud]

YEE

[hollow lava]

The blonde dude who likes skating

[stable cloud]

no

[hollow lava]

Oh nevermind

[gray tinsel]

the sam disrespect 💀

[stable cloud]

women in stem 🫶

Yes i am gay

[gray tinsel]

sams an idiot (affectionate)

[stable cloud]

Real

[gray tinsel]

hey me too

[late beacon]

Ok

[hollow lava]

I'm not gay but if I was I'd marry sam

[stable cloud]

EPIC

[stable cloud]

🤔

[frank shuttle]

Become gay then?

[hollow lava]

Nah

[stable cloud]

It’s fun to be gay though!1!1!

[gray tinsel]

if i was straight id probs go krobus

idk man

maybe emily

but ehhh

[frank shuttle]

what about sophia from sve

[stable cloud]

Hmm

[hollow lava]

Krobus is cool

[stable cloud]

If I was straight I’d go seb

[tepid ether]

i don’t feel any kind of attachment to any of them

[gray tinsel]

sebastian my beloved

[stable cloud]

That’s fine too

[gray tinsel]

yeah

based

krobuz

krobus

[stable cloud]

He gives hugs!!

[tepid ether]

i love krobus

[stable cloud]

Gotta eat

Coming back soon

[tepid ether]

that’s the only one i have an opinion one

[hollow lava]

Ķřøɓű§

[tepid ether]

actually no i take that back i hate pierre lewis and clint equally

[gray tinsel]

i think krobus is neat but i cannot not marry elliott

[tepid ether]

elliot gives me the ick i’m sorry

[gray tinsel]

im used to it

thats why anywhere else i just say seb bc hes the less controversial one

[hollow lava]

Ï åm ţäłƙīņğ îŋ œmìñöūś ťėxť ŋöẃ

[gray tinsel]

hes just my little silly

[tepid ether]

he is a smoker tho

but other than that i love him

[gray tinsel]

he quits im p sure

i could be wrong

[tepid ether]

oh yeah i forgot about that

[gray tinsel]

i didnt pay much attention to that after i married him

[hollow lava]

I stayed up till 4 in the morning playing stardew and didn't notice

[gray tinsel]

i like drawing him :)

[tepid ether]

i like seb but i feel no attachment to him probably because he’s a man but all the girls in the game feel bland

[haughty lagoon]

Hot take, Leah is the hardest to Romance and Penny is the easiest

[gray tinsel]

i dont really talk to penny often 💀

shes so. not

shes so personality

[haughty lagoon]

I have 3 hearts at like day 29 without even trying

[hollow lava]

Penny just wanna have kids

[tepid ether]

i romanced penny first playthrough and mehhhhh

[haughty lagoon]

21*

[solemn hawk]

salad???

[tepid ether]

and driftwood

[hollow lava]

Just stalk up on dandelions in spring

[haughty lagoon]

I did salad once and it won't let me get anymore hearts from more salad

[hollow lava]

That's what I did

[gray tinsel]

you could give leah a fistful of grass and shed like it (affectionate, i love leah)

[haughty lagoon]

I'm also just bad at the romance system lmao

[solemn hawk]

emily or shane are the easiest imo, emily loves literally all gemstones, shane loves beer and pepper and has an early birthday

[hollow lava]

Travis scott

[gray tinsel]

yeah i just fuel his less than favorable habit and hes obsessed

[tepid ether]

haley is easy as wel

daffodils

and by the time it’s the flower dance u can have 4 hearts

[hollow lava]

OK I'm not gay guys but if I could I would marry willy

[gray tinsel]

ME TOO

i tried romancing him first

[tepid ether]

robin

[solemn hawk]

robin

[gray tinsel]

does anyone else thinf demetrius is weird

[solemn hawk]

pretty much everyone else

[tepid ether]

idk i’ve never romanced maru

so idk him that well

[gray tinsel]

the first maru heart scene 💀💀

[mental ledge]

protective dad

[hollow lava]

Mommy robin

[gray tinsel]

yet he hinted at the player dating maru like really early on so im like

dude make up your mind

[tepid ether]

yikes i hate adults who do that

or anyone

but especially adults

[solemn hawk]

FR

[tepid ether]

when you’re a kid

[gray tinsel]

[haughty lagoon]

I have heavy hate for him

I wanted to romance robin

[gray tinsel]

pick one, clint or demetrius

[hollow lava]

I wanna romance sandy she's so bad bruh

[celest tundra]

helloooo ^^

[haughty lagoon]

Kill both

[mental ledge]

i maxed demetrius hearts yet the guy still hasnt given me a rainbow shell

[gray tinsel]

stan

[haughty lagoon]

I hate Demetrius

[gray tinsel]

tbh if i could mod id make a clint reskin and probs put an oc over it or sumn

[haughty lagoon]

He's a loooser

[tepid ether]

clint is just creepy

[hollow lava]

I mean he pulled robin so he ain't losing that bad

[cobalt hare]

yes 😭 the way he treats both of his children is 😨

[tepid ether]

fair point

[hollow lava]

He's just a humble old blacksmith man

[gray tinsel]

sebastian my beloved and like his weirdness when it comes to maru

[tepid ether]

downloads robin and demetrius divorce mod

[hollow lava]

I just wanna marry sandy

[haughty lagoon]

I still hate him, he looks like a 1 percenter douche

[haughty lagoon]

YEAH BE MY FRIEND

[gray tinsel]

"i bet you cant guess what my great great grandfather was."

"a sarcastic jerk"

[tepid ether]

real. instead we got emily who imo fits so much better as non romancable

[haughty lagoon]

Fallout Refrence?

[hollow lava]

🤔

[cobalt hare]

maybe im overthinking it but when u marry maru and have low hearts with her she says some dialogue like "im fine" some shit like that like idk demetrius doesnt seem like both of good parent to both of them ifykwim... like yeah demetrius is supportive of maru but he is so overprotective and also just treats sebastian like shit

[sick ivy]

She called me sweetie and I folded into myself

[mental ledge]

his ancestor is probably hephaestus since his family tree are all blacksmiths

[gray tinsel]

nah thats dialogue from the game

[haughty lagoon]

Ik lol

[cobalt hare]

maru gives off golden child burnout while sebastian doesnt have enough care from his parents

[gray tinsel]

MY POINTT

PREACH

[cobalt hare]

😭

[haughty lagoon]

Naw bro he got that from GOD

[gray tinsel]

that my be my sebby bias but idc

[hollow lava]

Yah Emily wants to be different so bad but she just weird type shit

But thank her for giving me the sewing machine

[gray tinsel]

yoba couldnt even smite him he had to put his whole family through torment, honestly stan

[haughty lagoon]

Who's yoba

[hollow lava]

The god of stardew

[gray tinsel]

god

[haughty lagoon]

OH

[gray tinsel]

of the fame

game

[haughty lagoon]

I meant like Jesus

[tepid ether]

true

[hollow lava]

Everyone prays to him in Pierre's shop

[cobalt hare]

im so glad someone understands my point liek demetrius isnt just a good dad in general like 😨

[haughty lagoon]

Yoba is a loooser

[mental ledge]

his shop is a church and a house

[cobalt hare]

also i hate lewis ( just for the joy of hating on characters)

[gray tinsel]

hes just so weird like. the firsr heartscene with maru compared to the last

[limpid raptor]

ur at like 2 hearts with maru and he just says "don't even think of getting close to my baby daughter"

[tepid ether]

i’m sure he’d be a nice guy it’s just as a dad… eeeeeyghhh

[hollow lava]

And a middle age woman yoga club

[mental ledge]

you think yoba would join them ?

[hollow lava]

Prolly

[sick ivy]

Probably

[tepid ether]

my hate for lewis is RAGING

[hollow lava]

I would join them

[gray tinsel]

marnie deserves marlin

[tepid ether]

real

[hollow lava]

Lewis is a certain word that starts with an f and ends with a t

[sick ivy]

REAL SO REAL

[mental ledge]

counting how much jodi sweats

[haughty lagoon]

WHY DO YOU HATE LEWIS

[tepid ether]

she could do so much better

[limpid raptor]

marnie belongs with marlon

[haughty lagoon]

HES SO NICE

HE GIVES YOU PARSNIPS

[cobalt hare]

LIKE IKR its so freaky deeky 😨 also the fact that demetrius went in maru's basement thinking that maru is doing weird stuff with the farmer, liek why would u even go in maru's basement in the first place?? wtf

[cobalt hare]

so true i slingshot rocks at him everyday

[gray tinsel]

MY POINT. LIKE 😭😭 CALM DOWN

[haughty lagoon]

The only character I have helped celebrate their bday so Far is lewis

[sick ivy]

Marnie could've had a so much better chemistry with marlin then she could ever have with lewis

[tepid ether]

he spent the town savings on a gold statue of himself ?

[haughty lagoon]

HE DID?

[hollow lava]

Dude asked for truffle oil and aggressively told me not to ask why

What a weirdo

[limpid raptor]

and the bush note

[haughty lagoon]

He was so nice for a while tho 😭

[limpid raptor]

with marnie

[gray tinsel]

no wonder the coffers are empty, theres no town savings bc hes selfish

[haughty lagoon]

I'm only on like day 22

Of spring

[limpid raptor]

he probably uses the oil

for

[haughty lagoon]

Year 1

[hollow lava]

Lewis probably manipulates marnie

[gray tinsel]

yeah probably

i can see it

[cobalt hare]

FR like u could of used that to help repair the bus or something...

[limpid raptor]

marlon literally says "marnie looks lovely today" in the flower dance

[cobalt hare]

😨 also i hate george

[sick ivy]

Everyone in town's a weirdo honestly, I can't think of anyone who's not slightly off

[haughty lagoon]

Or remove mojo

[limpid raptor]

george is just cranky

[haughty lagoon]

Fuck mojo

[tepid ether]

yeah like give it to me lewis i could complete the community center with that kinda money

[mental ledge]

what would yall do if you guys were mayors ?

[haughty lagoon]

Crime

[gray tinsel]

hes constantly complaining about savings 💀💀💀 yet spends all of it

[hollow lava]

"I'm the mayor I can humiliate you and ruin your life if you break up with me"

[haughty lagoon]

I wanna hurt some characters I don't like and steal some cool stuff

[tepid ether]

fund pams rehab 💀💀💀

[cobalt hare]

EXACTLY like, i want to sell his golden statue 🙄

[mental ledge]

shows purple shorts

[gray tinsel]

marnie run to marlon and he'll take care of the whole issue..

[gray tinsel]

hehe sdv fair

[tepid ether]

he he he

[sick ivy]

Actually got me thinking what if I write about this

[gray tinsel]

do it

i stan

[sick ivy]

Marnie deserves it fr

[tepid ether]

my girl marnie deserves better

[gray tinsel]

marlon new mayor

[cobalt hare]

marlon real

[sick ivy]

Marlon would actually be a better mayor ngl

[haughty lagoon]

Marnie doesn't seem like a well expanded character, too far on the side

[hollow lava]

Willy smokes weed

[gray tinsel]

should i design a character to take over the blacksmith role

[haughty lagoon]

NO

[tepid ether]

anyone would tbh except clint and pierre

[haughty lagoon]

I love Clint he's my homie

[tepid ether]

pierre is a snake

[cobalt hare]

yes im a huge clint hater i hope he sprains his ankle

[gray tinsel]

clint is the type of guy to rp in your dms 😭

[haughty lagoon]

What did he do?

[hollow lava]

Pierre is slightly more tolerable than morris

[haughty lagoon]

I love Pierre too

[mental ledge]

thats joja ad......

[tepid ether]

clint is creepy about emily

[haughty lagoon]

DAMN

[sick ivy]

Pierre is just a capitalist idk why he'd charge 30x the price of something smh

[haughty lagoon]

He's poor

He needs money

Hate on joja

[sick ivy]

But why 30x specifically 💀

[haughty lagoon]

Bc the game is stoopid and hates you

[gray tinsel]

you dont answer for two seconds and hes just like "okay then... crys and gets hit by a truck" or something

[hollow lava]

Please let me marry sandy in 1.6

[tepid ether]

ok but pierre didn’t need to say he grew the potatoes that i sold to him

[haughty lagoon]

Wants 75 dollars for a fuckin cola

[hollow lava]

I need to email concerned ape so he let's me marry sandy in 1.6

[tepid ether]

marrying sandy would be so cool

[cobalt hare]

NO this reminds me in one of his heart events he says shit like" I'm a nice if you get to know me i swear!" and then i bet he guilt trips u if u reject him ☠️

[hollow lava]

I would not marry anyone else in any save file

[tepid ether]

going to visit her jsut to give her a flower

[haughty lagoon]

I hate all Dm Roleplayers with a passion

[gray tinsel]

YWAH I HAD THAT ONE EARLIER AND I WAS STARING AR MY SCREEN GOBSMACKED

BROS A NICE GUY 😭😭

[tepid ether]

OMG HE IS A NICE GUY

[hollow lava]

Going to visit her to buy starfruit

[haughty lagoon]

Hesjust akward

[cobalt hare]

gobsmacked is a quite a term 😭 but i agree

[tepid ether]

gobsmacked and flabbergasted are top tier words

[mental ledge]

his fancy shoes...

[cobalt hare]

brainboggled

[gray tinsel]

i was shaking, quaking, quivering

[tepid ether]

i’m stealing this

[cobalt hare]

OH MY GOD i remember that "why wont anyone notice my fancy shoes.."

[hollow lava]

I want to break into Shane's room and steal his airpods

[gray tinsel]

LMAO

[haughty lagoon]

Shane's mean but he gas agood reason

[hollow lava]

Not really

[unkempt token]

fr

[gray tinsel]

i like shane to a degree but i wouldnt marry him

[haughty lagoon]

His life fucking sucks

That's why

[gray tinsel]

i hate his room when you marry him

[mental ledge]

🔥 drinking buddy

[tepid ether]

i mean he has to live with marnie

i have beef with marnie

[cobalt hare]

shane oddly reminds me of when i was in lower point of my life 😭 oddly relatable

[hollow lava]

They need to add a stoner character

[gray tinsel]

emily but better basically

[cobalt hare]

me with alex's room

[tepid ether]

why is she never at the counter. i want to buy hay. WHY ARE YOU STARINF AT THE MICROWAVE

FOR 2 HOURS

[stable cloud]

I AM BACK

[gray tinsel]

i just think alex is kinda eh in general

[gray tinsel]

hello

[stable cloud]

Heya

[gray tinsel]

like i think alex is silly but thats about it

[mental ledge]

i think alex's room would smell like every gym

[cobalt hare]

liekk i wanna buy my SHEEP what is she even microwaving

[gray tinsel]

sweat and socks?

[stable cloud]

Marnie has something going on with Lewis I think 😭

[stable cloud]

Probably

[tepid ether]

idk what even takes 2+ hours in the microwave

[mental ledge]

just sweat and the air is sweat

[hollow lava]

FUCK MARNIE

[fleet plaza]

Yikes

[stable cloud]

Warning: Don’t take this literally

[tepid ether]

lewis did

[gray tinsel]

pierre and wednesday

[stable cloud]

Oh no

[tepid ether]

they do not get along

[hollow lava]

If I could kill one stardew npc I think it might be marnie

[haughty lagoon]

Question, is there gay marriages in the game, my friend made his character a chick and didn't realize you can marry

[tepid ether]

yes there is

[gray tinsel]

mine would be clint probably

[fleet plaza]

Yes

[tidal rivet]

yup

[tepid ether]

dating/marriage is not gender locked

[stable cloud]

You can!!! I’m speaking from experience

[tepid ether]

real 🔥🔥

[mental ledge]

i love how the adopion center is just like sneaking in ur home in the middle of the night just to drop off your baby

[gray tinsel]

i was too used to stardew gay marriage and went to a really old harvesr moon game and the realization sunk in

[stable cloud]

👌👌

[haughty lagoon]

I love how you just get a free dog lol

[stable cloud]

Oh no

[stable cloud]

Mines called Spoody

Yeeeee

[tepid ether]

same 😭😭 i got story of seasons and i was gutted

[fleet plaza]

I want more pets tbh

[haughty lagoon]

Mine is thor, based on one of my 5 real life dogs

[hollow lava]

Kanye west in stardew valley

[stable cloud]

YES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[gray tinsel]

i was playing sunshine islands (vaughn my emo cowboy)

[stable cloud]

Dude that’s awesome

[stable cloud]

Vaughn????

[mental ledge]

what does ur house smell like also nice pack

[tepid ether]

i wish there was more with the pets

like i want to feed my cat

[gray tinsel]

look em up, vaughn harvesr moon sunshine islands

[haughty lagoon]

There's 3 at my moms, one at step dads and 1 at dads

[tepid ether]

and give it a bed

[stable cloud]

Oh is that a name

[gray tinsel]

stardew is still probs my fav faeming game

[haughty lagoon]

So their spread out

[stable cloud]

Ight okay i thought that was a misspell fot a second

Let the gays unite 🙌

[gray tinsel]

vaughn is like if sebastian dyed his hair white and became a emo cowboy

[stable cloud]

Hmm, that’s very specific

[tepid ether]

there is no way that guy is straight

vaughn

[gray tinsel]

and i will definitely accept that

[stable cloud]

Based

[gray tinsel]

literally sacrificed being a guy in game for him

[stable cloud]

The simping is real

I understand you completely

[gray tinsel]

me fr

[stable cloud]

Yep

[gray tinsel]

id mod it but im not that smart

[stable cloud]

Me neither

Man if only

[tepid ether]

i wanna change the colour of my house

[mental ledge]

go to robin

[gray tinsel]

im gonna start designing a new blacksmith so ill be drawing but still talking

[stable cloud]

What colour specifically

[tepid ether]

idk

[haughty lagoon]

Make it purple

[tepid ether]

i want to but i also don’t because i don’t like the change

[haughty lagoon]

So it looks weird

[mental ledge]

grimace?

[haughty lagoon]

NO

[gray tinsel]

the grimace shake massacre

[stable cloud]

Oh cool! God forsake Clint.

HAHAH

[haughty lagoon]

Unfunny meme, 15 points from gryffindor

[tepid ether]

make the blacksmith a girl ‼️‼️

[haughty lagoon]

Genderbent clint?

[gray tinsel]

i will post the drawing of the new blacksmith in creative once im done

[haughty lagoon]

Name her Clit instead

[tepid ether]

😨

[stable cloud]

Please do

[stable cloud]

I love clit!!!

[mental ledge]

😮 ...

[stable cloud]

Yes

[haughty lagoon]

[gray tinsel]

slight problem, the new design will probs be a guy bc all my designs end up one eventually somehow

it is a problem

save me 😭

[haughty lagoon]

How

[stable cloud]

I wonder why

[haughty lagoon]

Just take a dude and add boobs

[gray tinsel]

hey now

[stable cloud]

I wonder why

[haughty lagoon]

And switch the genitalia

[mental ledge]

my friend spending 4 hours on cai 😭

[haughty lagoon]

Boom, new character

[gray tinsel]

hey now-

[stable cloud]

Boobs🙏🙏

[haughty lagoon]

YEAH RAHH

[stable cloud]

It’s true though

[gray tinsel]

i cant act like its not

[stable cloud]

There we go

[haughty lagoon]

I win

[gray tinsel]

i told myself id listen to thd to get an idea of what elliott sounds like but i havent even been paying attention

[stable cloud]

Win what

[haughty lagoon]

A gun

[stable cloud]

Rip

[stable cloud]

epic!!!!!!11!

[haughty lagoon]

💥 🔫

[stable cloud]

Gotta love that

[haughty lagoon]

Guns are epic

[stable cloud]

Yes

[haughty lagoon]

We need guns, next update

[stable cloud]

I’m not from America by the way

[haughty lagoon]

And varmints to kill, like raccoons, birds, foxes, etc

[gray tinsel]

my main thing is just charlies inferno tho so its not that hard

[stable cloud]

NOOO THE BIRDSS

[stable cloud]

Ight

[haughty lagoon]

Ik they exist, but I need them to eat my plants and I shoot them

[tepid ether]

get the diddly darn off my yard 😡🤬

[stable cloud]

[haughty lagoon]

And so I can shoot demetrius

Burning passion of hate

[stable cloud]

Fuck Demetrius (not literally)

[haughty lagoon]

He stole MY wife

[stable cloud]

He won’t let me date MY girlfriend

[haughty lagoon]

Wait Meru or Robin

Robin is MY wife

[stable cloud]

Maru

[haughty lagoon]

Maru is mid

[stable cloud]

Like me

We’re perfect for each other

[gray tinsel]

drawing a welding mask and it making him look like godot 💔

[haughty lagoon]

Perfect for each other

Who is godot

[tepid ether]

yes.

[stable cloud]

Yeah who

[gray tinsel]

ace attorney character

[stable cloud]

Ohhh

Ok

[haughty lagoon]

Ace Ventura?

[tepid ether]

godot is perfect

[haughty lagoon]

Pet detective?

[tepid ether]

perfect look i mean

[haughty lagoon]

I wanna smash his face in

[stable cloud]

Joja… cat

[haughty lagoon]

Fuckin loser

[gray tinsel]

i saw a morris simp on tumblr once

[stable cloud]

EW

[haughty lagoon]

EW

Tumblr is for annoying losers

[gray tinsel]

they drew ship art..

[tepid ether]

[haughty lagoon]

I hate all people on tumblr

[stable cloud]

😭

[gray tinsel]

i like using tumblr but sometimes its a hellhole

[haughty lagoon]

Yes, no, meh, FUCK NO, yes

IFunny better

[stable cloud]

REEEEAL

[random gorge]

Reddit better

[haughty lagoon]

Cuck

[stable cloud]

r/place

[stable cloud]

What

[haughty lagoon]

Sorry, instinct

[tepid ether]

what is r/place and why is everyone talking about it

[exotic yoke]

Oh god, the media argument has begun

[stable cloud]

It’s fine lol

[random gorge]

Only the best thing ever

[stable cloud]

r/place fun

[haughty lagoon]

A pixel art thing that everyone gets triggered about

[gray tinsel]

i dont really care about social medias, i just think twitter is being real funny rn 💀💀

[stable cloud]

I don’t get triggered about it I want to draw silly pixels with everyone

[random gorge]

Ah, youre seeing some good xeets?

[tepid ether]

elon musk is the most stupid motherfucker

[stable cloud]

Xeets

[haughty lagoon]

You make a pixel art with ur communities, and if someone goes, haha mine now, it turns into a UR AND EVIL HATEFUL PERSON argument

[stable cloud]

I agree

[haughty lagoon]

Meh

[stable cloud]

They’re pixels…

[haughty lagoon]

Ik

[stable cloud]

Like

[haughty lagoon]

But people get SOOO MAD

[gray tinsel]

crying

[exotic yoke]

People get upset over minuscule things

[haughty lagoon]

One time, the America flag accidently placed a pixel on the trans flag, and everyone went fucking ballistic

[stable cloud]

Purgatory: Joja Mart edition

[stable cloud]

💀💀💀💀

[haughty lagoon]

Not kidding

[stable cloud]

Nah man

[gray tinsel]

i just think its funny how canada cant get it together

[haughty lagoon]

Mhm

Canada is so stupid

[stable cloud]

Who wants a Purgatory: Joja Mart edition

[stable cloud]

Can’t make a leaf

[haughty lagoon]

Their 6th highest rate of death is assisted suicide

[frank kayak]

that happens to all fictional characters

[exotic yoke]

Have you seen the bots and Germanys server

[dusty ibex]

ok lets not talk about assisted suicide and death and canada

[gray tinsel]

morris though

[frank kayak]

all.

[dusty ibex]

why yall making it political in new farmers for its a sdv server

[haughty lagoon]

I just hate canada

A lot

That's all

[wintry snow]

Why the fuck did I just get flagged for "cuck" and "suicide"

[haughty lagoon]

No political

Just hate

[wintry snow]

It's 9am

Shush

[dusty ibex]

HELLO JAY

[gray tinsel]

[dusty ibex]

[frank kayak]

uh

well it's 3 for me

[stable cloud]

Hmmm

[haughty lagoon]

[stable cloud]

[exotic yoke]

[wintry snow]

This is not the server to be talking about suicide rates and I will ask that you refrain from making anymore comments on it

[stable cloud]

[frank kayak]

and 3 in a part of canada

[haughty lagoon]

It's a different time I'm not disclosing because then you'll have a higher chance of finding me

[wintry snow]

Sorry Vil

[dusty ibex]

[wintry snow]

I love you really

[dusty ibex]

[haughty lagoon]

[dusty ibex]

ur the best mod fr

[stable cloud]

W

[wintry snow]

Hows everyone else

[frank kayak]

ok

[wintry snow]

Oh goddamnit not that hehe emote

[gray tinsel]

im alr

[wintry snow]

I hate it so much

[stable cloud]

I’m pretty nice

[wintry snow]

I like spiders too

[stable cloud]

YEEEEEES

YYYYEEEEEEEES

[exotic yoke]

I wish to commit a mimir

[stable cloud]

A what

[frank kayak]

i got a SSD installed on my PC , i need to format it soon.

[haughty lagoon]

I like snakes but spiders are no for me

[exotic yoke]

Sleep

[haughty lagoon]

Head cut off?

[gray tinsel]

same here

[stable cloud]

Snakes are epic too

[crude tapir]

would you let yourself be bit by one for the chance of turning into spiderman tho 🙏

[haughty lagoon]

Oh

[haughty lagoon]

Yes

[stable cloud]

Ight

[wintry snow]

I've been bitten by a spider three time this week so I think I'm owed spidey powers

[haughty lagoon]

I'm spidamaaan

[haughty lagoon]

Nope

[stable cloud]

I handle spiders and I’ve never gotten bitten

[haughty lagoon]

The Lord does not favor you Jay

No spidaman for u

[frank kayak]

even the very big ones ,like the Huntsman?

[crude tapir]

LMAOOOO spider council decided you’re not worth of spider powers 😨🔥

[stable cloud]

Spooder

JUMPING SPIDERS

💕💕💕

[haughty lagoon]

AHHH

[wintry snow]

Spiderman mod when

[haughty lagoon]

Ball pythons

[exotic yoke]

Huntsman’s don’t hurt you so they mega chill

[stable cloud]

AW YISS

[frank kayak]

but they are big

[haughty lagoon]

I had one named Monty

[gray tinsel]

new design is making progress

[haughty lagoon]

He was like 6 feet

[stable cloud]

Aww that’s so cuteee

[stable cloud]

Hahah

[exotic yoke]

Shlong snake

[stable cloud]

💀

[haughty lagoon]

LONG

NOT SHLONG

MY BOY WAS NOT A PINGLS

[stable cloud]

Pringles

[exotic yoke]

Prongles

[gray tinsel]

wait quick question

[stable cloud]

Ah right

[stable cloud]

Ye?

[frank kayak]

Huntsman as a leg span of a FOOT (~30 cm)

[fierce ginkgo]

bro u got warned for saying weird stuff u should stop

[stable cloud]

I held one once

[gray tinsel]

would an upgrade from clint also include him just constantly make idiotic blacksmith jokes orr

bc its what im thinking on

[stable cloud]

HAHAHAHA YEA

DO IT

[gray tinsel]

alright yes

[haughty lagoon]

Make him make rock puns

[exotic yoke]

Yea, they spread pretty far, we find them in the house all the time

[fierce ginkgo]

u should delete that and stop talking about it

[stable cloud]

Lonk boi

[haughty lagoon]

Snek

[exotic yoke]

Lonk? From the bimtenbo franchise the quest of zelba

[stable cloud]

WELB, YEB???

[torn isle]

Can a bro get some sleep

[delicate temple]

@haughty lagoon Please have another look over the server guidelines and avoid posting anything similar in the future, further attempts to dodge the censor will lead to a warning.

[stable cloud]

I’m 81% real spider

[haughty lagoon]

Was ur dad a spider or spiderman

[exotic yoke]

Spider vs bird, who’s winning vote 🦅or🕷

[rugged sorrel]

I'm having trouble finding shadow brutes/ shadow shamans even though I'm at floor 80-120 at skull cavern, what seems to be the problem? Is it my luck?

[stable cloud]

Uuuuuuuuuuuh

Prob luck

[gray tinsel]

clints replacement has a name now

[mystic jasper]

They're only found at the mines. The mines at the main valley

[stable cloud]

I’m at 95 and I can find some

[exotic yoke]

Low luck=more enemies, and they are mines only

[rugged sorrel]

oh okay thank you ❤️

[mystic jasper]

Luck doesn't affect monster spawns

[exotic yoke]

I swear it did, I must be going mad

[mystic jasper]

Nope

[stable cloud]

Aw man

[haughty lagoon]

Who think it'd be cool to have like a feature where you can do anything romance wise

Like divorce a couple

Instead of being limited, you could date anyone

[stable cloud]

Yooo that’s awesome (are you doing this just for robin)

[fierce ginkgo]

if u want to marry robin there’s mods for that

[haughty lagoon]

I'm xbox

[mystic jasper]

An alternative is Leah

[stable cloud]

Hmm

[gray tinsel]

dollar store robin

[stable cloud]

Basically

[gray tinsel]

love her

[haughty lagoon]

Leah is great, but I wannabe evil

No nice farmer man

[stable cloud]

Bro I wanna create a nuclear bomb

[haughty lagoon]

YEAH

[exotic yoke]

Leah is my wife on switch, I have Sophia on pc

[haughty lagoon]

Blow up joja

[stable cloud]

Yes.

[haughty lagoon]

I hate Joja, stop ruining my town

[exotic yoke]

How to avoid joja route
Step 1: nuke

[stable cloud]

When I saw Joja mart i was like “DOJA CAT😨”

[haughty lagoon]

Just kill this guy:

[stable cloud]

Forsake him.

[haughty lagoon]

NOT DOJA CAT EW

[stable cloud]

THATS WHY THE MART SOUND LIKE HER

NEW THEORY!!1!1!

[haughty lagoon]

Exactly

Since they have similar names and are both evil, doja cat becomes a corporation

[gray tinsel]

joja cat

[stable cloud]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[haughty lagoon]

We have to make Doja Cat a nice person IRL before stardew valley happens irl

[stable cloud]

Yep

[haughty lagoon]

That's concerned apes next game I'm calling it

[stable cloud]

DO IT

[haughty lagoon]

The epic adventure, where tou have to romance doja cat to stop joja Corp from exisiting

[stable cloud]

🔫

YES

THIS IS PERFECT

[haughty lagoon]

The dev better be looking and writing this down

[frank kayak]

well CA is here

[wraith bolt]

oh noes

i cant find the community centr

ok i did

but tryna find demetrius

[haughty lagoon]

Top right, Robin's shop

[wraith bolt]

demetrius?

[gray tinsel]

ive finished the design, it is on paper tho

id mod him in the game if i could, but for now ill just put his drawing in creative rq

my hope is that ozzy would be better received

[stable cloud]

Ozzy is cool!!

[gray tinsel]

if he was a mod it would be cool if he was a marriage candidate paired with sandy

clint reskin holding hands with a treat for sandy fanpeople

[wraith bolt]

actually how do i get into the community centre?

||It was supposed to be kept unlocked, no?||

[tidal rivet]

you'll get a cutscene on spring day 5

[wraith bolt]

I did.

I'm on day 6.

Walking up to it right clicking.

No bueno.

[tender yacht]

Go into town from bus stop between 8am to 1pm

Needs to be sunny

[wraith bolt]

Thanks.

[gray tinsel]

[stable cloud]

[gray tinsel]

i have so much ship art with seb and an oc of mine i need to post but i havent been signing any of it and im too lazy to go back and do it

oh well

[stable cloud]

Sounds interesting!

[distant niche]

its my first ever time playing and i just hit autumn and got a dinosaur egg from a chest

what do lol

[gray tinsel]

i have been unhealthily drawing him for the past few weeks

[gray tinsel]

incubate

[wraith bolt]

My guy just liks fishing

[exotic yoke]

Do NOT sell or mayo, upgrade your coop to incubate it

[distant niche]

ok bet

[wraith bolt]

i cant post pics here 😢

[gray tinsel]

dinosaur egg go brr

[distant niche]

this has to be lucky right??? i didnt even know there was dino eggs

[gray tinsel]

its super rare im p sure

[distant niche]

dang

heckin love fishing

[frank kayak]

fishing is hard

[gray tinsel]

eh

i like fishing but only whenever i want to

dont think ill ever catch the legends on purpose

[distant niche]

I accidentally got a legend

[exotic yoke]

I have -chance of catching legend

[distant niche]

Sad it isnt the best rank catch tho

[gray tinsel]

its like 5 in the morning and im just up talking about sdv 💀

[distant niche]

as you do

[gray tinsel]

i cant not

[distant niche]

another thing I shouldnt be expected to finish the community center in my first year right?

I feel like im doing alright for new but theres just so much shit to be done

[tender yacht]

Yeah no need to rush finishing CC in year 1

[distant niche]

oki :)

[gray tinsel]

just had a heart attack seeing one of my fav sdv artists is on herw

[stable cloud]

Junimohno

[gray tinsel]

the way theres a joja tumblr

joja-co-offical

[stable cloud]

What

[frank kayak]

what will CA do when he gets 1 millon X followers?

[gray tinsel]

i was confused for a sec there

[frank kayak]

i get you X is a VERY bad name

and at 1 milllon followers you get X bule

and no one wants X bule

[distant niche]

whats the best crop for autumn

[tender yacht]

Cranberry for raw selling and pumpkin for processed

[distant niche]

bet

[gaunt gale]

Depends on your processing capabilities and if you want to/can use fertilizers

[distant niche]

should I buy speed gro for the pumpkins

I can probably do that maybe

[cobalt hare]

Hi new player here. Wanted to ask why there's this random statue on the beach at the top right that looks like you need a blue item to put into it. I've been looking online but can't find anything about it.

[distant niche]

totem you can use to teleport to that area later on

[gray tinsel]

isnt that the totem

[distant niche]

but you'll need to craft and its 1 time use from what i can tell

you get the recipe later but I cant remember how i got mine

[fringe wagon]

It's where you end up when you use a totem linked to where that statue is

[cobalt hare]

oh ok. I thought it was some kind of secret thing

[tidal rivet]

you can unlock the recipe at foraging lvl 6

[gaunt gale]

No as you’d need deluxe for it to do anything basically, but it from sandy on Thursdays but by now it’s probably too late

[distant niche]

its only day 3 is that too late?

[gaunt gale]

Yeah

You need it down and the plants watered day 1

[distant niche]

ight ill stick to the cranberries I already got then

[gaunt gale]

For it to matter getting you a third harvest

[gaunt gale]

Yeah better do that

[distant niche]

alright thanks for the info :D

[gaunt gale]

No problem have fun

[glass ingot]

I completed the Community Center with my friends and i know that there is suppose to be a small brown bag with unclaimed rewards that i didnt get. and i cant see it

[gray tinsel]

pretty sure its right outside the pantry

[night bear]

I’m working on my community center currently, 90% of what I need is out of season

[sick ivy]

It always happens bruh

Traveling merchant can get you sorted but it's very very random

[night bear]

Mostly fish too

One mushroom I have yet to see after 2 years in game

[sick ivy]

Fish is the most annoying one tbh, you gotta look at weather and time to catch em, and that's before trying to reel them in

[night bear]

Ye

I had one River fish giving me huge trouble yesterday

[sick ivy]

Is it morels? Those are pretty rare

[night bear]

Yes

I don’t even know where to find them

Poppy, tuna roll

[sick ivy]

If you don't have the mushroom cave you can look for them in the secret forest

They spawn around summer or fall iirc

[silver kite]

and if youre on the forest farm you can forage them straight from the farm

[sick ivy]

Gus can sometimes give you tuna rolls, you can buy out of season poppy seeds from either the night market or traveling merchant

[night bear]

And here I am in winter

[night bear]

Night market?