stardew-valley

[pallid cedar]

I love how dancing infrint of my cows suddenly makes milk show up in my inventory

[dusty ibex]

LOL

[cobalt hare]

so might as well just say ||skull cavern||

[dusty ibex]

yeah

[ebon grotto]

I mean i think ur meant to be milking em but it is dance adjecent

[night bear]

Oh do the rarecrows work the same as scarecrows or are they just decorative

[cobalt hare]

that's fair!

[dusty ibex]

work the same

[ebon grotto]

They are scarecrows

[quiet mulch]

a gold quality sturgeon

[night bear]

Sweet I started collecting them

[ebon grotto]

Eat it

[dusty ibex]

save it save it save it

[night bear]

3/8 so far

[dusty ibex]

omg who’s this vile mf I’ll jump them for u

[ebon grotto]

Are sturgeons hard to catch?

[quiet mulch]

it's cc material

[dusty ibex]

they are a little bit hard to catch, yeah

[quiet mulch]

one of the easiest fish in the game

[ebon grotto]

Firjhdjejd

[pallid cedar]

just named my "odd looking" chicken "popeyes"

[dusty ibex]

like they are technically higher difficulty them catfish

DAMMMM ok we gotta fight

[ebon grotto]

Catfish arent that hard to catch

[cobalt hare]

I joke of course cause I'm not a violent person

[teal socket]

that’s exactly what I named mine too

[alpine kestrel]

hello

[dusty ibex]

catfish are hard to catch for most 😭

[pallid cedar]

Lol

[dusty ibex]

on day 3 spring it’s really annoying

[quiet mulch]

to be fair, most likely you're going to be fishing for catfish in spring at fishing level 1-3

[ebon grotto]

You're not a person, you're an apple

[dusty ibex]

yeah

[quiet mulch]

you can't even catch sturgeon until summer

[cobalt hare]

that's true bea

[ebon grotto]

[shy scroll]

wow i wonder why

[pallid cedar]

dw I named one of my cows "Deja vuu"

[quiet mulch]

tell that to me yesterday

[dusty ibex]

me too

[quiet mulch]

trying to catch them with fishing level 1

[desert summit]

Should’ve named it deja moo

[night bear]

I named a goat Doc after the Minecraft player

[cobalt hare]

you can try catching them with the help of trout soup (can be bought at willy's)

[ebon grotto]

I mean if ur fishing level one than a lot of fish are way harder. Also pls remove reply pings

[pallid cedar]

I wanna get a duck and name it donald

[ebon grotto]

Mmm fish soup

[quiet mulch]

I didn't really need trout soup it was fine

[raw stag]

[quiet mulch]

I hooked 5 catfish but only got 2

[night bear]

What if it’s a girl?

[quiet mulch]

which is suboptimal and I'm still ashamed

[pallid cedar]

donald.

[night bear]

But Daisy….

[pallid cedar]

DONALD.

[night bear]

Huey, Duey and Luey…

[raw stag]

I knoooow, it's finee

[pallid cedar]

Donald

[cobalt hare]

i name my ducks vip and vap

[night bear]

Scrooge McDuck….

[cobalt hare]

for some reason I only get two

[quiet mulch]

my favorite song is bøgda

[night bear]

I named one of my chickens G

[pallid cedar]

If I name my duck scrouge bes getting his own deluxe coop

[quiet mulch]

but I can't listen to it infront of my parents cuz they always get mad

[pallid cedar]

Only for him

[dusty ibex]

i named my two ducks

daffy and daphne

[night bear]

SMH my head

[quiet mulch]

[pallid cedar]

We love crafting grass starters and then putting them in chests

[night bear]

Y tho

[quiet mulch]

[night bear]

I am so bored

[pallid cedar]

because I'm eating 439 sap

[quiet mulch]

ok

valid

[mortal adder]

should i plant my strawberries right after i get them? i see others wait a few days before planting them to double the harvest i think?

[night bear]

What’s better 🐓 or 🦆

[tender yacht]

You can plant starwberry as late as 3 days after egg festival

[dusty ibex]

chickens make more money

[night bear]

I see

[quiet mulch]

I usually plant mine the 14th

[tidal rivet]

better to plant them earlier cuz they take a while to grow

[pallid cedar]

it had a skill issue and perished (I'm kidding I dunno what happened)

[quiet mulch]

so I have the last 2 days of spring for mining

[mortal adder]

what for though?

[night bear]

$$$

[uneven lance]

i just started my first solo world after a few years break from a small co-op. i know strawberries are the best in first spring but my harvest came in on egg fesival day. is there any way to sell the crops i have now on egg festival day and if not since i have literally no money for strawberries should i just restart?

[tidal rivet]

was there a thunderstorm the day before? it could've been struck by lightning

[tender yacht]

It's just time window if you forgot to plant strawberry seeds

[quiet mulch]

HOLY FUCK

this sturgeon was so intense

[pallid cedar]

Remember: you can always save them for next year

[night bear]

Language

[dusty ibex]

usually it’s late and dark by the time I wanna hoe and water my strawberries so I wait a day to do it all on the 14th so my strawberries grow in sync

[quiet mulch]

my heart skipped a beat

[desert summit]

Watch your profanity

[tidal rivet]

ahhh, yeah, it definitely was struck

[dusty ibex]

? what

she’s allowed to swear

[desert summit]

Vine

[quiet mulch]

she* but ye

[tender yacht]

As long as not to swear on people

[quiet mulch]

I am

[pallid cedar]

I wanna swear

[dusty ibex]

SORRY LOL I realised and edited it halfway thru

[quiet mulch]

yeah is ok

most people on an Internet assume everyone is a man

[pallid cedar]

God I'm hungry

[quiet mulch]

💀

[desert summit]

Have y’all not seen the watch your profanity vine

[pallid cedar]

people still remember vine?

God damn

[desert summit]

I can’t remember math but I can remember random vines

[uneven lance]

guys should i restart my farm if i got no money for strawberries on egg fest?

[dusty ibex]

it won’t break ur save

just fish for money or grow cauliflowers or smth and then buy a lot of blueberries in summer

[pallid cedar]

nah just keep going until next year and make sure you have money for them

[uneven lance]

ok thx

[pallid cedar]

blueberries on top fr

[dusty ibex]

i only plant 1 blueberry crop

[pallid cedar]

no

why

[dusty ibex]

i prefer melons

[shy scroll]

starfruit ontop

[desert summit]

Sounds like what someone would do when they don’t know the watch your profanity vine

[shy scroll]

broken ass fruit

[pallid cedar]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[quiet mulch]

pike is weao

I am dissapointed

[pallid cedar]

IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD PLANT THE BLUEBERRIES, NOT DESTORY THEM

[quiet mulch]

for the sturgeon to surpass the pike

what Tragedy has been bestowed upon this world

[shy scroll]

boymoder what the hell are you talking about

[quiet mulch]

fish

[desert summit]

ANOTHER PERSON QUOTING THINGS

[magic rune]

wassup neeeeerrrrds (nerd is a compliment)

[vestal jetty]

what are the best fishes for ponds? (except lava eel)

[pallid cedar]

the fact you got the reference but didn't run with it disappoints me immediately

[quiet mulch]

it's strength is hard to admit

[pallid cedar]

immensely*

[quiet mulch]

but the sturgeon arises as an undeniable player

[dusty ibex]

blobfishhhhhhh

[tidal rivet]

sup

[desert summit]

I’m sorry I was excited that someone was also quoting things

[magic rune]

i haven't bought one yet but you can make crab cakes with crabs I think

[pallid cedar]

it's not a good thing that yall made me pull an all night but we ball!!!

[quiet mulch]

only 3700 from fish

dissapointing

though I did get like 20 gemstones

[pallid cedar]

not enough

[shy scroll]

lava eel

[desert summit]

Another reason is that I never actually watched star wars so I don’t even know how I know that reference

[pallid cedar]

grahh

anakin vs obi wan

[stoic kayak]

God damn why is fishing so hard

[pallid cedar]

that's what I'm sayin

[shy scroll]

fishing is easy

[desert summit]

Bc it has to make up for how unrealistic it is compared to irl

[magic rune]

have you bought a better fishin rod yet?

[quiet mulch]

FR

[pallid cedar]

minecraft fishing is somehow more fun

[night bear]

I have

[quiet mulch]

fishing irl is just sitting on a rock for 3 hours

[desert summit]

Yeah

[stoic kayak]

Nah im gonna torture myself by sticking to bamboo

[quiet mulch]

only to catch a 100 gram fish

[night bear]

Minecraft afk fishing…

[shy scroll]

buddy

[pallid cedar]

minecraft un-afk fishing >

[magic rune]

I like sdv fishing

[night bear]

Screw that, takes too long

[shy scroll]

stardew fishing is fun and interesting

[magic rune]

bbetter than terraria fishing

[night bear]

Fighting is more fun

[quiet mulch]

the mini game does add a little flavour to it

[magic rune]

that's a low bar tho

[quiet mulch]

to perfect the fishing minigsme

[shy scroll]

buddy

[stoic kayak]

Terraria fishing though like there's a bait named "Master bait"

[night bear]

There’s fishing in terraria?

[quiet mulch]

to seek out the shining glow of iridium in all elements of life

[shy scroll]

terraria fishing is so ewww

[quiet mulch]

from sea to shining sea...

[pallid cedar]

catching 18 of the worst rated fish In a row with a fiberglass rod and bait is not fun and interesting

[shy scroll]

it gives good stuff but oh my god is it boring

[shy scroll]

listen

[quiet mulch]

wait r u having trouble with the low rated fish

[cunning silo]

Wtf terraria fishing is amazing

[pallid cedar]

yes

I need to catch a sturgeon

[shy scroll]

are you in summer

[pallid cedar]

Yes

[quiet mulch]

God damn

I got ol mariner

[shy scroll]

mountain lake?

[magic rune]

wait for a sec... press button. wait for a sec... press button. wait for a sec...

[quiet mulch]

WTF

I actually lost a fish

[shy scroll]

atleast stardew fishing has me invested

[pallid cedar]

You know what was unironically more fun that stardew fishing

*than

[shy scroll]

what is it alexis

[night bear]

Sleep?

[magic rune]

wwe must know

[pallid cedar]

sonic frontiers fishing 💀

[quiet mulch]

red dead redemption 2 fishing >

[pallid cedar]

Haven't played rdr2 sadly

[magic rune]

🐟

[night bear]

Is that game good?

[pallid cedar]

I really want too though

[stoic kayak]

Basically cowboy gta

[shy scroll]

they should make super cucumbers real

[night bear]

Nudity?

[stoic kayak]

None i think

[pallid cedar]

Used to hunt birds for like 3 hours straight in rdr1 and then sell them for like 3k

[desert summit]

What has this become

[night bear]

Well I’m out then

[quiet mulch]

I bought this really huge cucumber at the store ones

so I think theyre real

[shy scroll]

was it purple though,,

[desert summit]

I look away for a moment and the word nudity appears

[quiet mulch]

noooo what

I accidentally bought a crab pot

[stoic kayak]

Atleast you can ride horses

[pallid cedar]

purple cucumber 🍆

[magic rune]

time to go paint some sea cucumbers purple

[night bear]

Embarrassingly I learned way too late that pickles are made from cucumbers

[desert summit]

Damn

[stoic kayak]

My pfp feels out of place like im in stardew valley with choso

[night bear]

I can do that in Minecraft, Skyrim and zelda

[cobalt hare]

you can pickle different veggies actually ig cucumbers are most common though?

[pallid cedar]

yeah but in skyrim the horses fly

[magic rune]

aand terraria

[night bear]

Other veggies aren’t called pickles tho

[cobalt hare]

hi

[night bear]

I never got far in that game

[stoic kayak]

There's horses in terraria? the only one i know is unicorn

[pallid cedar]

Terraria confuses me

[cobalt hare]

where turk

[magic rune]

yyou can buy horse mounts from the zoologist

[night bear]

Terraria controls on steam deck confuse me

[magic rune]

3 infact

[pallid cedar]

I play for an hour or two, get metal tools, wonder what I'm supposed to do next, and then quit

[stoic kayak]

You get summoned in a world and you suddenly want to kill a god

[cobalt hare]

they are depending on the language you use. not in english I suppose but it's porbably because pickling stuff was a cultural thing, meaning it's not something people did everywhere

[pallid cedar]

killing God is a Canon event now I guess

[cobalt hare]

welcome

[magic rune]

does anyone else's phone do this letter duplication thing

[night bear]

English is a dumb language anyway

[shy scroll]

nno

[cobalt hare]

emm where turk

[night bear]

Sounds like every jrpg

[cobalt hare]

well, that's a discussion for another time (and place) haha

[quiet mulch]

I never got to finishing terraria

[chilly wind]

I'm back.

[shy scroll]

that game sucks anyway don’t play it

[pallid cedar]

I didn't know there was an end goal to terraria

[chilly wind]

show me the repaired community center

NOW

[night bear]

Still working on it

[pallid cedar]

sir

[chilly wind]

ok what do you have left

[pallid cedar]

I caught 3 soggy newspapers and 18 more of those stupid low tier fish

[cobalt hare]

ours is an english server. there used to be a turkish server we partnered with but it looks like it's gone now

[quiet mulch]

what season are u in?

[pallid cedar]

Summer

[quiet mulch]

and what r u trying to catch

[pallid cedar]

Sturgeon

[magic rune]

terraria is good alot of people just give up midway

[chilly wind]

you better do what your username says and regret what you just said

[shy scroll]

no

[pallid cedar]

yall gotta show me what I should do at some point in that game I swear

[quiet mulch]

pufferfish harder than legend dawg

[cobalt hare]

let's remember that this channel is for discussing stardew valley though

[magic rune]

what's a stardew valley

[cobalt hare]

it's a valley

[pallid cedar]

what's a farm

[quiet mulch]

I think one valid criticism of the fishing system is that fish difficulty varies extremely

[cobalt hare]

where you move and shit

[quiet mulch]

do it's very rng based

[cobalt hare]

there's a whole story apparently

[magic rune]

woah I love moving

[quiet mulch]

like a fucking pike can be easier than ||the legend||

[pallid cedar]

the game is just moving simulator

[quiet mulch]

I mean hadder

harder

[pallid cedar]

the farming and everything else is just filler

[cobalt hare]

really? I'm not a fan in all honesty

[stoic kayak]

Man moving is fun

[night bear]

Not if it’s animal crossing…….. screw that raccoon

[magic rune]

warp totems come in and remove the whole point of the game like wtf concerned ape wtf

[pallid cedar]

I've never used a warp totem

[night bear]

Don’t use em then

[quiet mulch]

Tom nook is a birch

[pallid cedar]

he's a tree?

never knew

[quiet mulch]

clearly

[night bear]

I do but only the farm one when I’m mining

[cobalt hare]

I always use totems they're so useful

[chilly wind]

brother I think he is being sarcastic

[magic rune]

shoutout to all my birch trees out there gotta be one of my favorite genders

[desert summit]

I never want to go back to not using totems

[cobalt hare]

like okay, you're rushing to robin's before she closes. mountain totem and you're almost there

[desert summit]

Its painful

[pallid cedar]

I never want to use totems

[night bear]

NA attack helicopters are better gender

[chilly wind]

@pallid cedar dude are you done with spring stuff though

[pallid cedar]

yes I did my spring bundle

now I'm working on quality crops

[night bear]

I use the minecart for that

[chilly wind]

both crops and forageables?

also fish

[pallid cedar]

I FORGOT FORAGEABLES

[chilly wind]

man you stupid or what

lmao

[pallid cedar]

im

[night bear]

Or what

[desert summit]

Oi don’t judge peoples memory

[pallid cedar]

gonna start a new farm

[magic rune]

I completed the foragable room first

[quiet mulch]

ok

[pallid cedar]

I swear to god

[chilly wind]

💀

[quiet mulch]

alexis do year 1 cc!!!

u can do it

[pallid cedar]

I can't go into year 7 without completing a room

[magic rune]

I recommend forest farm for help with those foragables

[cobalt hare]

question - why would you frame the question that way? let's not be rude over a farming sim

[quiet mulch]

To be fair, aristotle has been consistently rude to everyone

[pallid cedar]

Actually yes I can nevermind

[quiet mulch]

and extremely judgemental over the smallest things

[chilly wind]

I'm saying it as a joke we are all friends here

[pallid cedar]

who are you

[night bear]

I’m in year 2 and almost done with every room…accidentally

[chilly wind]

aristotle overwatch

[shy scroll]

LMAO

[pallid cedar]

oh hi aristotle overwatch

[quiet mulch]

your honor, it will simply a joke

[chilly wind]

what's up

[magic rune]

I'm on year 3 and have only fifinished 2 or 3

I forgor

[pallid cedar]

your honor; league of legends

[night bear]

What are you actively avoiding it?

[pallid cedar]

yes

[magic rune]

it's my first playthrough

[pallid cedar]

I avoid it like the plague

[night bear]

Same here

[magic rune]

oh I guess I suck balls at sdv

[chilly wind]

also ignore @quiet mulch she is badly obsessed with me and wouldn't stop talking about me

[cobalt hare]

noted, however it's not quite clear and we ask people not to be rude to others keeping in mind the light-hearted atmosphere we'd like to keep on here.

[pallid cedar]

WHY DOES THIS SONG GO SO RANDOMLY HARD AT 7AM

[quiet mulch]

💀

[cobalt hare]

thanks for the heads up

[magic rune]

imagine being up at 7 I'm up 4

[chilly wind]

sure dude

[magic rune]

I haven't slept in 5 days send help

[pallid cedar]

How much sleep did you get

[quiet mulch]

Wharr which one

[pallid cedar]

oh

[desert summit]

I want sleep but my stomach is hungryyyy

[pallid cedar]

Knight Rider by USAO

[magic rune]

no joke tho I stayed up til 5 once and now I'm waking up at 12 pm

[desert summit]

I want the sleep schedule of the farmer

If you stay up too late you drop to sleep at 2 am

[magic rune]

I want sleep but my brain craves talking to players of a farming indie game

[desert summit]

Same

[pallid cedar]

yeah

I literally joined this server to ask how I get iridium

And here I am

[magic rune]

hey at least I'm not sleeping at 6 waking up at 9

[pallid cedar]

he

[desert summit]

You cannot leave

[pallid cedar]

hehehehaw

[magic rune]

trapped in the the bi farming game abyss

[abstract wyvern]

this laugh sounds familiar

[pallid cedar]

LIES

ultrakill mod for stardew valley when

can't wait to enter the mines and fight minos prime

and then go peacefully farm

[magic rune]

parkouring on walls an shooting coins for 2 hours to kill a single dust sprite

[shy scroll]

so true alexis

[pallid cedar]

can't wait to parry my own fucking shotgun into an innocent slime

[magic rune]

stardew ost needs breakcore

[pallid cedar]

stardew ost needs heavy metal

[shy scroll]

stardew ost needs like a boom boom bam bam grrerrrapappapa

[quiet mulch]

YO WTF

9k from fishing

ocean is so busted

[magic rune]

someone add amen break to the sun bends over the orange sky

[shy scroll]

@ alexis this is why you should fish

[quiet mulch]

the mining is from treasure chests btw

[molten olive]

Fishing in early game is the best way to make money

[pallid cedar]

cap

[topaz glen]

It's a good money source early on. After your farm is organized, That's the mega profit

[pallid cedar]

massive early game blueberry farm goes hard

[molten olive]

Strawberry farm is better

[quiet mulch]

my chicken grew up!!

[pallid cedar]

My "odd looking" chicken is still the size of a flea

[quiet mulch]

void chicken???

[magic rune]

i grew melons instead of blueberrys for a community board thing and I will never financially recover

[shy scroll]

i wonder why they call it odd looking

[chilly wind]

racism

[pallid cedar]

WAIT MY COWS CAN SMILE???

[quiet mulch]

hollow knight refrence

egg born of two voids

[molten olive]

No.

[magic rune]

ducks too

[shy scroll]

buddy

[pallid cedar]

I'm both happy and rather scared

[quiet mulch]

friend

[magic rune]

pal

[molten olive]

Buckaroo

[pallid cedar]

boymoder are you Canadian

[quiet mulch]

partner'

no I'm norwegiaj

[pallid cedar]

oh

[desert summit]

They don’t give me canadian vibes

[magic rune]

norwegiaj

[quiet mulch]

whaii

[desert summit]

I interact with canadians daily

[pallid cedar]

we love the norwegiajs

[quiet mulch]

norwegays

[molten olive]

🍁🍁🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎

[quiet mulch]

(me)

[magic rune]

syrup

[molten olive]

THERES NO MAYPLE SYRUP EMOJI?!??!!!??

[desert summit]

What?!

[quiet mulch]

haii I'm in lost woods bring mapil syrup

[desert summit]

This is heartbreaking

[pallid cedar]

just remembered I put the ultrakill soundtrack on and cyber grind just came on

[molten olive]

Why am I here I’m on year 14 on my farm

[quiet mulch]

Big coop is one day worth of fishing

[shy scroll]

you know what else is one day worth of fishing

[molten olive]

CATFISH

[pallid cedar]

a packet of seeds from pierre

[quiet mulch]

what

[shy scroll]

legend

[molten olive]

Early game, the days that it rains get catfish

[pallid cedar]

since that's all he'll sell you before he goes on break

[magic rune]

my mom

[shy scroll]

true

[quiet mulch]

I can't afford it

[shy scroll]

how can you not afford legend😭

[quiet mulch]

I'm year one

[shy scroll]

,,,,,,

[pallid cedar]

I love it when I manage to fall asleep with my characters head on the frame of the bed

[quiet mulch]

I can't get it

[molten olive]

@shy scroll what year are you on

[desert summit]

My character will be suffocating in the blanket sometimes

[pallid cedar]

same

[shy scroll]

two

[pallid cedar]

I kinda sleep like that too

[molten olive]

Damn

[magic rune]

DdoesanyoneelsesliGUYSHELPMYPHONEWONTLETMEBACKSPACEMIDTYPING

WHATTHEHELL

HELP

[shy scroll]

so true dubya

[molten olive]

💀

[magic rune]

THISDAMNPHONE

[pallid cedar]

I think bro misplaced his spacebar

[molten olive]

We just need to give him some space

[shy scroll]

i ate his spacebar

[pallid cedar]

grahh screw it I'm going to eat breakfast

my parents can be weirded out that I'm awake at 7am and not 12am

[magic rune]

I think i fixed it

[molten olive]

Well, if you can do spaces, youdefinitely fixed it

[pallid cedar]

you're fixed it

[magic rune]

thanks for regurgitating my space bar

[shy scroll]

no problem dubya

[pallid cedar]

fish react the person above me rn

[molten olive]

Just found out we ran outta egos 😫

[desert summit]

Damn

[pallid cedar]

I look away for 2 seconds da and bro has 12 different emojis

[quiet mulch]

day 7 summer and I still haven't upgraded both my barn and coop to big

and I need to get it to deluxe by the end of summer..

Big coop is now under construction

[molten olive]

Smelleit

[quiet mulch]

takes 2 days iirc, and then 2 days for the deluxe

I can get 8-9k each day fishing

[shy scroll]

the hardest part is getting the wood

[magic rune]

who put a mouse in the aquarium'aquariums fish tank

OH MY GOD THSI PHOPHONE

DAMNIT

[quiet mulch]

if I fish in those 2 days, that's a total of 8 remaining fishing days

[molten olive]

✋

[quiet mulch]

8 x 8 = 64

8 x 9 = 72

[magic rune]

2 + 2 = 🐟

[pallid cedar]

no 2+2 = 3

[quiet mulch]

64 + 72 / 2 = 68

[magic rune]

2 + 2 = ■○}~●•♡♡♡●♤●■▪︎♡¤¥¥¥○£●》○》▪︎♤▪︎¡¤

[pallid cedar]

I DONT SPEAK ENCHANTING TABLE

[quiet mulch]

average of 68 thousand in fishing profit if I fish 8 to 12 am every day

for 8 days

that should leave me with a considerable surplus to purchase pigs, rabbits, and ducks

[dusty ibex]

do u already have the buildings made

[quiet mulch]

that means I can get pigs by at latest fall 10, securing the truffles

[shy scroll]

u sure about that?

[magic rune]

ꖎᒲᔑ𝙹 ╎ᒲᔑ⊣╎リᒷ

[shy scroll]

oh nevermind

[quiet mulch]

rabbit I have to get first

for the extra rabbits foot chance

[dusty ibex]

oo are u finishing cc by fall y1

[quiet mulch]

no, just by y1

[dusty ibex]

oh ok

[quiet mulch]

I could attempt fall y1

it would be possible, the only problem is the winter forage

[dusty ibex]

winter forageable is doable

[shy scroll]

goodluck getting red cabbage

[quiet mulch]

lvl 40-79 in the mines right

[quiet mulch]

traveling cart drop, day 12 spring

[shy scroll]

motherfucker

[dusty ibex]

just get a winter root from the mines and seed maker it and then plant the winter wild seeds in the || greenhouse||

[quiet mulch]

ty

First I need the greenhouse though

[dusty ibex]

you also need a nautilus shell which is a winter item

[quiet mulch]

those 160 blueberry plants should allow some decent profits

[dusty ibex]

demeteirus sends it in the mail as a gift if you had built up friendship with him

[quiet mulch]

aswell as the 30 melons (aside from the 5 gold quality ones)

[pallid cedar]

guys pray I don't die, I have to try cinnamon coffee

[quiet mulch]

idc about doing it in fall tbh

I just wanna complete it y1

[dusty ibex]

yea just do it in winter

[quiet mulch]

you're doing 100% in two years now right?

[magic rune]

I just made a horrible meme with test who wants to hear it

text

nvm it's so horrible that I would be ashamed to post it

[dusty ibex]

yep

[pallid cedar]

What's more horrible is the fact that I'm year 6 with 0 cc rooms done

[molten olive]

⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹 ̇/ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᒷꖎ↸ ʖ|

[errant nimbus]

wait wha-

[quiet mulch]

spring it seemed like lake was superior

[magic rune]

my soul just exploded

[quiet mulch]

now in summer the ocean profits dwarf the spring lake profits

[pallid cedar]

why is one of my chickens literally just named "gas"

[molten olive]

ᔑ ʖ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ∷ᒷ↸

[magic rune]

I just undertale death screened

[quiet mulch]

gus + jas

[molten olive]

My roommate is krobus

IM MARRIED TO KROBUS

[pallid cedar]

cyber grind beat drop as soon as you said that lol

[cobalt hare]

Time to get 14 hearts

[magic rune]

we should be able to have a spouse and roommate

wwith the max house upgrade

[sick ivy]

Right??? What's wrong with having your wife and buddy around

[cobalt hare]

Would be cool if you could turn one of the house additions at Robin's into a room for a roommate

[quiet mulch]

the unfortunate thing is that I'm gonna need to gather the construction resources myself

[magic rune]

abigail can sleep in the baby crib krobus is sleeping with me

[quiet mulch]

because even with y1 prices even the big barn would have an additional (4500+4000) 8500 cost if you were to buy the materials

[cobalt hare]

Nah krobus is definitely a crib sleeper

[errant nimbus]

😠

[molten olive]

The fact how Krobus doesn’t even sleep at all

[pallid cedar]

My coffee is scaring me

[sick ivy]

Does anyone know how long it takes for an animal to grow up
(Pigs specifically)

[magic rune]

[errant nimbus]

about 10 nights

[sick ivy]

Damn that's long

[molten olive]

I was about to answer 😤

[errant nimbus]

Faster at googling

xd

[molten olive]

I googled and I came here, and I press the reply button and then… the tragedy

[magic rune]

iit's now 5 am guys

my sleep schedule is gone

[errant nimbus]

sry :(

[slate oracle]

If I copied a farm design would that be cheating

[molten olive]

XD 😝

[sick ivy]

No???

[slate oracle]

Like idea stealing?

[molten olive]

Not necessarily

[sick ivy]

Unless you say you're the one who came up with it then it's alr I think

[slate oracle]

Ok

[magic rune]

yes you can't copy anything you have to be completely original or the plagiarism fbi will murder you

[slate oracle]

OH NO

[pallid cedar]

just caught 3 joja colas

it's funny how these things are tagged as trash

[slate oracle]

el oh el

[sick ivy]

Free sam friendship points

[errant nimbus]

Ikr

[molten olive]

Joja sux

[magic rune]

DAMNIT

[errant nimbus]

|| ancient fruit|| is the best i think but it is the second best i think

[magic rune]

PHONE

WHY

[sick ivy]

Yeah it sells for a higher price than ancient fruit wine I think

[pallid cedar]

God leveling fishing takes forever

[errant nimbus]

Oh yeah nvm starfruit is better

[magic rune]

how does my phone do this

how

[quiet mulch]

It isn't, I recommend against it for your own enjoyability, but it's your choice

[magic rune]

I type something normal and then it says fuck you and makesthetextallscrunchedtogetherandstupidandwontletmechangeit

aand also mmakes wwords do tthis

[pallid cedar]

Leah needs green algae for a burrito

[errant nimbus]

"Its just a prank bro!"

[pallid cedar]

that totally makes sense

[quiet mulch]

val7if

[magic rune]

mmmm algae

[quiet mulch]

valid&

I can't type soz

[errant nimbus]

MMM algae burrito

delicious

[magic rune]

the phone jjust corrected mmmm to mommy

[pallid cedar]

idk where Leah is

[magic rune]

I almost said mommy algae

[novel thistle]

The official Stardew Wiki can be found at https://stardewvalleywiki.com

[quiet mulch]

I'm ashamed

[pallid cedar]

I got a super cucumber by opening a trash can

[errant nimbus]

got that too

[willow berry]

Id save it for a fish pond its roe is valuable

[errant nimbus]

You rly have no cc on year 6?

[pallid cedar]

yes

[willow berry]

Hey jas a vincent are pains

leave her be lol

[pallid cedar]

she looks like you just bullied her by standing there silently as she told you she was going to work

[errant nimbus]

chad doesnt care about cc or joja

[willow berry]

What are you missing? i may have some tips

It sounds like you should complete it this year

[magic rune]

I have not done any of quality crops

[errant nimbus]

Youll get it thats nothing what day are you on and season?

[willow berry]

sounds like you may need to gather some more money to upgrade for a pig and a few rabbits

[shut lily]

Hello

[willow berry]

Hello! welcome

[errant nimbus]

Oh yeah for sure youll get it

[shut lily]

I'm Kinda New to the Game Can I ask something

[magic rune]

sup

[willow berry]

oh yeah youve got this

is it resources then?

[errant nimbus]

just get pigs and rabbits man you got this

[shut lily]

What Are Purple Stars On The Forage And Fish Stuff I got a lot Just this hour and 2 diamonds whilst Fishing but idrk what it means

[willow berry]

it means its the highest quality of that item and will sell for more

[dusty ibex]

WOOOOOOOOO PURPLE STARS

[errant nimbus]

Iridium quality,it sells for more money

[magic rune]

it's iridium quality, it gives more friendship points when gifted and sells for more

[dusty ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/shootingstar-purple-glittering-gif-5338865

YEAAAAAAAA

[willow berry]

Vil you are crazy

[shut lily]

I have a picture of what I caught just this hour but I don't got The Permission to Send Pics QWQ

Crazy People are Fun

[dusty ibex]

no no 😭 i just like a purple star

[errant nimbus]

W

[dusty ibex]

u can post images in #images-and-memes

[magic rune]

PURPLE WOOOO YEEAAHHH I LOVE THE COLOR PURPLE HELL YEAAHHH

[willow berry]

Alright im gonna go play for a little before work

[shut lily]

I sent

[shut lily]

Purple is cool

[magic rune]

poirplè

[errant nimbus]

THE COLOR PURPLE YOOOO I LOVE THAT COLOR LESS GOOOO

[solemn hawk]

hi

[magic rune]

elo

cchat died who wants to talk about npcs

[solemn hawk]

sur

i hate shane

😡

[errant nimbus]

same xaxaxa

[magic rune]

only redeeming quality is purple hair

[novel thistle]

@magic rune You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[magic rune]

HELL YEAHH

COLOR PURPLE

WOOOO

[hazy hemlock]

CONGRATS

[magic rune]

oh hey cowpoke

[solemn hawk]

good job

cowpoke is the blue one

[errant nimbus]

congrats

[solemn hawk]

the one i have

[magic rune]

I can send horrible gifs now

[quiet mulch]

genuinely never thought fishing would be this consistent

but it was spot on

[magic rune]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-gif-25699250

[quiet mulch]

pretty much the same as last time

[solemn hawk]

hi boymoder

[errant nimbus]

lemme get bleack for my eyes fr

[quiet mulch]

for comparison

[solemn hawk]

jesus

[quiet mulch]

llmak

[hazy hemlock]

Omg that’s a lot from fishing

[solemn hawk]

where do you fish and what level 🤔

[placid flame]

What lvl is magma zone at in mines

[magic rune]

ddamn that drift wood was worth 8898 g

[quiet mulch]

Robin finished earlier than expected

[solemn hawk]

frr

[magic rune]

uhhhhh 100?

[quiet mulch]

I'm gonna get the big barn asap

[magic rune]

forgor

[solemn hawk]

its either 80 or 110

[quiet mulch]

(today), and then go back to fishing towards the other end of the day

[errant nimbus]

Bru nah i just saw how much pigs cost 💀

[quiet mulch]

adjusted for time, I'll probably only earn 7-8k fishing today

but it's better than nothing

[pallid cedar]

Love whwn i get 10 pieces of bait, and then pull 10 non fish in a row

[errant nimbus]

FR

[magic rune]

yay soggy newspaper

yay green algae

[carmine shuttle]

The seaweed eating the bait

[pallid cedar]

I have 8 algae and 2 broken cds

2 joja cola and 3 soggy newspaper

[quiet mulch]

[magic rune]

what joja employee dumped a garbage truck full of joja cola and cds into every water source in the valley

[quiet mulch]

it seems like fishing profits vary highly from season to season

Lake seems to be superior in spring whilst ocean in summer

[solemn hawk]

oh jeez

[errant nimbus]

I think joja broke a lot of cds just to annoy the player fr

[solemn hawk]

idk if i can do cc this year

[quiet mulch]

anyone know what areas are good In winter/fall

[pallid cedar]

The ocean you said??

[quiet mulch]

why not

[pallid cedar]

Okay bet

[solemn hawk]

it just seems very hard

[magic rune]

sir we have 9000 space jam DVDs where do we dump them

[solemn hawk]

coming from someone who never did it though so i have no clue

[pallid cedar]

water

[errant nimbus]

Just make sure to have the wiki up it will help you a lot

[solemn hawk]

im only on like summer 4 though so i dunno

[solemn hawk]

thanks :)

[pallid cedar]

DID I JUST TRASH MY SWORD

NOOOO

[solemn hawk]

sick

[errant nimbus]

R.I.P.

[solemn hawk]

what sword?

[pallid cedar]

it was the most expensive one at the adventurers guild shop

[magic rune]

damn

[solemn hawk]

lol

[errant nimbus]

Dayum

rip my man

[pallid cedar]

YOU SEE WHY I HATW FISHING

[solemn hawk]

yuh

[pallid cedar]

FIRST I PULL TRASH FOR 15 PULLS STRAIGHT AND THEN I END UP TRASHING MY SWORD

[magic rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112184715982672013/1112198378932146207/3dgifmaker53069.gif

wurmple plush

[hazy hemlock]

this hurts my brain

[errant nimbus]

Reload save-

[novel thistle]

@errant nimbus You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[errant nimbus]

LESS GO

[hazy hemlock]

AYYY

[pallid cedar]

Then I'll have to do an entire day of fishing again

[solemn hawk]

NICE

[magic rune]

now you can post gifs of obscure pokemon plushies

hooray

[pallid cedar]

Where I caught 2 new record fish

[errant nimbus]

Hooray

[solemn hawk]

aquamarine thing for the win

[errant nimbus]

Im not going to cuz i missclick once i get ip banned xd

[magic rune]

ppurple top hat thing for the win

[solemn hawk]

how do you get purple top hay

[magic rune]

buy it from the event thing

[hazy hemlock]

It’s part of the server event #1118577054011633694

[magic rune]

some extremely cool person gave me coines to get it

[solemn hawk]

ohh

[shut lily]

Contemplating Life Choices

[pallid cedar]

WHY DOES THIS COW KEEP TAKING THE OTHERS FOOD

[errant nimbus]

On fall 14 i wanted to get deluxe barn to get truffle then i saw how much pig costs

[hazy hemlock]

he hungry

[pallid cedar]

I'm boutta sell this cow

[magic rune]

fun fact: in early versions of stardew you could butcher animals

[quiet mulch]

real

[magic rune]

real

[hazy hemlock]

Terrifying 😰

[errant nimbus]

wish i played back the-

[pallid cedar]

IF ONLY YOU STILL COULD

[magic rune]

tthis cow blocked the feeding trough yesterday

time to murder it

[pallid cedar]

This is the third time he's taken 2 pieces of hay

He needs to be stopped

[magic rune]

h

[pallid cedar]

WHY ARE MY CHICKENS NOT MAKING LARGE EGGS RAHHHHH

[errant nimbus]

Me with deluxe barn and coop on fall 15 wondering why i dont have money

[magic rune]

holy crap there's already daylight

[pallid cedar]

because you don't have 36 mayo machines

[chilly wind]

you need to have high hearts with him

[mossy wharf]

hi

i have a question

[chilly wind]

ask leon

[mossy wharf]

if im playing with friends and i want to build a coop

[quiet mulch]

genuinely think I might reach deluxe barn/coop by summer 14

[mossy wharf]

can we build 2 coops or one

[magic rune]

I haven't slept cause I was too busy talking about the color purple and fish

[quiet mulch]

at current pace

[chilly wind]

you can buil dmore than 1 coop even without co op

[errant nimbus]

You can build 2 coops normally bru

[chilly wind]

you can build as many coops as you want also barns

[errant nimbus]

you can build as much

[mossy wharf]

so we dont have to share

[magic rune]

build 90 coops

[pallid cedar]

Imagine you filled a plot with coops

[chilly wind]

yeah dude you can

[granite token]

[magic rune]

for maximum ducks

[pallid cedar]

quagg

[chilly wind]

are you still in the year 6 farm btw

[granite token]

QUACK

[mossy wharf]

what about silos

[chilly wind]

same thing

[errant nimbus]

Named my first duck Kfc fried duck

[lilac cloak]

Hi guys! Can i buy new clothes anywhere in pelican town? Or anywhere really

[pallid cedar]

me personally I'm gonna buy 80 horse pens

[mossy wharf]

if he cuts grass will the hay go to his or mine silo?

[granite token]

hold up. there's a duck?

[chilly wind]

It's shared I think

[quiet mulch]

alexia

[mossy wharf]

so we dont need 2 silos

[chilly wind]

like all the silos will basically have one big amount of hay

[quiet mulch]

alexis*

[errant nimbus]

Like that rly doesnt matter fr

[chilly wind]

yeah basically

[mossy wharf]

ok thanks

[magic rune]

if you get cloth Emily will teach you how to sow

[chilly wind]

np

[mossy wharf]

im new

thanks for help

[lilac cloak]

Oh okay Thank u

So No way to buy it somewhere?

[carmine shuttle]

What’s up new farmers

[pallid cedar]

I have the melons for quality crops cc

[errant nimbus]

NAH THE WIKI LIED TO ME

[pallid cedar]

!!

[chilly wind]

what happened

[magic rune]

cloth is from recycling newspapers and killing ||mummies in skull cavern||

[errant nimbus]

nvm i cant read

im just dumb

[chilly wind]

lmao ok

[magic rune]

and no

you can buy hats tho

[chilly wind]

from the hat mouse

[lilac cloak]

It can be made by wool too right?

[chilly wind]

yeah

[magic rune]

oh yeah

[lilac cloak]

Okay Thank u!!!

[magic rune]

forgot sheep's exist

[chilly wind]

bunnies also give wool

[errant nimbus]

i just use bunnies tbh

[chilly wind]

yeah sheep kinda suck tbh

[magic rune]

forgot bunnies exist

[chilly wind]

bunnies just better

[magic rune]

forgot any delete building animals exist

[chilly wind]

how do sheep even look like in stardew valley lol

[magic rune]

forgot what a building is

forgot what a farm is

[errant nimbus]

I Forgot what W A S D is

[magic rune]

forgot how to tydpsnse

[errant nimbus]

I Forgoter how to typer

[lilac cloak]

Hmm but if i want a bunny i need a deluxe coop right? It will unlock them?

[errant nimbus]

yep

[chilly wind]

yeah

[magic rune]

forgjfhd whatrs disicirdb ishs

[chilly wind]

why is the cooldown so long wtf

[lilac cloak]

Okay Thank u guys ur the best <33

[magic rune]

just took my dementia pills hello chat

[errant nimbus]

No you're the best

[chilly wind]

you already said that 5 times

[lilac cloak]

No u

[errant nimbus]

ok

[magic rune]

hhello chat

[chilly wind]

grandpa stop

[magic rune]

hhello chat

ok bit over

[tidal rivet]

hi

[chilly wind]

yes

[errant nimbus]

Hey i thought you werent gonna say hello!

[gentle finch]

why won't she accept it

[errant nimbus]

xd

[magic rune]

who asks for a wheat

[chilly wind]

ok now that is crazy

[errant nimbus]

Pam the cow

[magic rune]

a single wheat

[pallid cedar]

pam

[solemn hawk]

pam is a cow

[granite token]

moo

[errant nimbus]

she wants to put it in her beer

[chilly wind]

pam

[magic rune]

she drank too much again and forgot what wheat is

[chilly wind]

the catch every fish achievement:

[gentle finch]

you will need to fish more in the future sadly

[solemn hawk]

real

[errant nimbus]

Me after 6 real life hours of trying to catch || Legend||

[gentle finch]

legendary fish

[quiet mulch]

ight so I think I'm good

[gentle finch]

the hardest one among the four

[errant nimbus]

bru i didnt mean to spoiler that

[quiet mulch]

consistently getting 9000 on fishing every day

[solemn hawk]

balls

[magic rune]

pam you gotta stop trying to drink my shoe it's not your ale!

[pallid cedar]

I love making objects violently shake and then explode

[errant nimbus]

Hardest fish to catch

[quiet mulch]

so two days of fishing is basically one deluxe barn iirc

[magic rune]

shught up pennygh you fmfgcbcb..

[gentle finch]

are legendary fish spoilers though? These four can be caught before CC completion

[quiet mulch]

that means I can easily get the deluxe coop in just 2 fishing says

[errant nimbus]

well ig yea

[magic rune]

what counts as spoilers

[gentle finch]

post-cc content and heart events

[magic rune]

aand apparently fish

[errant nimbus]

and calico desert

actually not

[pallid cedar]

best way to farm hardwood?

[solemn hawk]

details of cc rewards like greenhouse and bus is spoilers

[magic rune]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-sebastian-stardew-valley-sebastian-stardew-sebastian-stan-kira-kat5-gif-25950341

[errant nimbus]

Visit ||secret woods||

every day

[twin zephyr]

Is it worth building a barn?

[lapis lily]

is fiberglass rod worth it or is bamboo enough

[magic rune]

yes

[solemn hawk]

it depends

[quiet mulch]

@solemn hawk how r u doing

[pallid cedar]

yea

[solemn hawk]

i just logged on

[magic rune]

OH MY GOD THATS HORRIFYING SPOILER IT

[quiet mulch]

with the cc

[solemn hawk]

ohhh

[twin zephyr]

Worth building if I dont have a silo yet?

[errant nimbus]

I DID IT WRONG F

ill just delete bru

[solemn hawk]

i have boiler room done, spring and summer forage bundle done, spring crops done, and lake fish bundle done :)

[magic rune]

guys I'm gonna say the most endgame spoiler worthy thing ever and not spoiler it

minecart

[solemn hawk]

also the 2.5k gold bundle

[magic rune]

goodbye guys I'm boutta be banned soon

[solemn hawk]

darn

[magic rune]

twas but a joke

[solemn hawk]

minecart isnt spoiler because the boiler room says minecart as the reward

[errant nimbus]

||Why did you touch me?||

[shut lily]

Hello can I ask again what's a thunder egg

[solemn hawk]

a mineral

[shut lily]

And do I give it in the museum or sell it

[errant nimbus]

Idk what yo talkin bou-

[magic rune]

why does this message alone impose fear

[errant nimbus]

Its a minor.

[magic rune]

I don't get the joke

[shut lily]

Do I sell the Thunder egg or give it to Gunther?

[cobalt hare]

if an item's description in your inventory shows "gunther can tell you more about this" that means you can give it to gunther

[solemn hawk]

gubther

[quiet mulch]

it's absolutely worth it, "Using Bait decreases both the minimum and maximum amount of time it takes for a fish to bite by 50%"

let's say for example you get 20 fish ordinarily in a day, with bait you'd get

20÷100x50 = 10

20 + 10 = 30

so yeah getting the fiberglass is more than worth it

[young grove]

Is there a way to kick ppl from a coop and replace them 😞

[magic rune]

gunth

[shut lily]

Gunther it is Then

[cobalt hare]

wooo gunther

[pallid cedar]

I am now able to produce 4x more cheese

[solemn hawk]

boymoder

[quiet mulch]

expand the cow!!!!

[solemn hawk]

what is your total earnings

[pallid cedar]

no I need more hardwood first

[cobalt hare]

do you have people living in your coop 😱

[solemn hawk]

co-op

[errant nimbus]

200k in fall 14 Y1

[dusty ibex]

delete their cabin and build a new one

[quiet mulch]

I'm in car rn can't check

[solemn hawk]

nice

[quiet mulch]

I'll check it once I come to my vacation home tho :3

[solemn hawk]

okay :3

[cobalt hare]

LMAO oopsington

[quiet mulch]

2 blueberry harvests + excessive fishing

[solemn hawk]

time to upgrade my pickaxe hehehe

[magic rune]

stardew valley

[quiet mulch]

I'm aiming to have like 300k+ by fall 14 tbh

[quiet mulch]

to what

[young grove]

Is it expensive…

[solemn hawk]

HAHAHAHA I UPGRADED MY AXE INSTEAD BY ACCIDENT

[quiet mulch]

to iron?

[solemn hawk]

steel 😭

[errant nimbus]

Oh we are talking about stardew valley! I thought it was valley stardew

[solemn hawk]

mhm

[dusty ibex]

it’s like 100g

[quiet mulch]

that's good though

you need iron axe for fiddlehead fern

[solemn hawk]

true

[young grove]

Oh great! Ty

[dusty ibex]

np

[errant nimbus]

Enginer monke

[quiet mulch]

gotta remind myself to get fiddlehead fern

[slate oracle]

How do you get clay really easily I'n winter

[solemn hawk]

i was just using the chair to get into secret woods

[magic rune]

wait I'm wrong it's sunwater canyon

[errant nimbus]

I used it to get in marnie's room

[young grove]

u already know 😁

[solemn hawk]

WHAT

[quiet mulch]

but I also need to get deluxe animal facilities

[errant nimbus]

and then equip the bucket

[solemn hawk]

i don't have any animal facilities rn

[quiet mulch]

and complete pantry

and bulletin

[solemn hawk]

so i need to fish like crazy

[slate oracle]

How do you get clay easily in winter???

[quiet mulch]

day 14 double deluxe facilities is my goal rn

[young grove]

How do I change a perk if I selected a bad one

[quiet mulch]

that means fully grown truffle producing pig by day 24

[magic rune]

look up sdv clay farming

[errant nimbus]

||sewers i think||

[quiet mulch]

and potentially getting rabbits foot before winter even

[solemn hawk]

tbh i could do that

[slate oracle]

It doesn't work

[quiet mulch]

do what?

[slate oracle]

It's winter there's winter root