stardew-valley

[solemn hawk]

slaying

[chilly wind]

man you are insane in the game

[solemn hawk]

wild

[left parrot]

i had an iridium pickaxe by mid winter y1

[pallid cedar]

how do i get the ||bus workinggg||

[solemn hawk]

im gonna go fish

[left parrot]

vault bundle

[chilly wind]

I honestly don't understand how people arel ike year 10 with nothing like what do you even do then lol

[pallid cedar]

what

[chilly wind]

open the bundle it costs like 40k

[left parrot]

people play at their own pace

[solemn hawk]

OKAY AM I JUST BAD BECAUSE HOW

[hollow pike]

mous

[solemn hawk]

i have a world in spring 10 y2 and i have no iridium, gold tools yeah but no iridium

[pallid cedar]

ive been upgrading my watering can this whole time

wait so i have to do the community center stuff?

i only have one of the bundles done

[chilly wind]

no I get that and it's fine but like by that time you have so many hours so like what are you doing

[solemn hawk]

LMAO

[left parrot]

im on that cash cash money grind

[solemn hawk]

ONE BUNDLE

[chilly wind]

nah ain't no way

did you just go into a coma for 6 years

[solemn hawk]

just do joja atp

[hollow pike]

[pallid cedar]

no i was farming

[solemn hawk]

tbh i could do a ||sc|| run

[chilly wind]

bro was farming 1 crop per season

[pallid cedar]

I DUNNO HOW THIS GAME WORKS AHH

[solemn hawk]

anyway im not playing that world

[pallid cedar]

err so i have to do my spring crops

[chilly wind]

but like if you didn't do the community center or get money then where is the fun lol like what did you do(no offense I'm really wondering)

[solemn hawk]

i have two small magnet rings equipped rn actually winning at the game

[hollow pike]

i’ve been playing for 3 years and i still find new things

[chilly wind]

because 6 years is a lot

[left parrot]

idek how to prep myself i just went in there like rambo almost died multiple times (did die once or twice) and came out with enough for 9 iridium ingots 🔥

[pallid cedar]

i was just assuming the whole game was making money and upgrading tools

doing bounties

[chilly wind]

how much money do you have

[pallid cedar]

11k (not alot)

[chilly wind]

bruh

[left parrot]

whats your.. total earnings alexis?

[hollow pike]

but how long you’ve been playing

[chilly wind]

bro how did you focus on making money for 6 years and made 11k 💀

[hazy tapir]

I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE COMMUNITY CENTER

[solemn hawk]

honestly bombs, good food, coffee and spicy eels, good weapon and staircases

[hollow pike]

what you’re missing

[pallid cedar]

541,551g

[solemn hawk]

oml

[left parrot]

yeah, i know about that now but ty
it's just a bit hard to gather food and stuff

[solemn hawk]

was that your first world?

[hollow pike]

i’ve made 4 millies in 3 years

[pallid cedar]

it is my main world

[solemn hawk]

i hsve that much in spring year two

[left parrot]

...i had* a million total and i achieved it on year 2 spring 10~

[solemn hawk]

slaying

[pallid cedar]

i just didn't wanna have a giant farm with the level one can

[hollow pike]

i rushed and got 4 millies in 3 years

[solemn hawk]

best food source? s a l a d

[chilly wind]

sprinklers bro

[hollow pike]

not everything on the farm should be crops

[left parrot]

also works great for a leah gift 😭

[hollow pike]

u can decorate too

[left parrot]

500g a week and she'll fall in love with u no time

[hollow pike]

ye

[hazy tapir]

Red Cabbage, Rabbit's foot, Truffle, Maple Syrup and Fiddlehead Fern,

[pallid cedar]

i have 8 chickens and 2 cows

[chilly wind]

I don't see the fun just making 0 money and not progressing in the game for so long dude I will be honest at this point you should just watch some tutorials and make big money

[solemn hawk]

deadass spent 5 mins looking at my inventory ebcause im too busy talking here

[chilly wind]

buy pigs

[solemn hawk]

so goodbye im going togo fish

but i will be talking bc fishing boring

[pallid cedar]

i just planet my spring bundle crops

[hollow pike]

nice

[hollow pike]

nice

[pallid cedar]

im also very dyslexic ig

[chilly wind]

bro is starting the community center year 6 🔥

[pallid cedar]

you already know!!

[chilly wind]

the junimos have been waiting for so long

[hollow pike]

ye

[pallid cedar]

is there some way for me to move switch screenshots to pc

[solemn hawk]

dunno

[chilly wind]

not an easy way

[storm gazelle]

yeah

[hollow pike]

ye

[storm gazelle]

it's very easy

[solemn hawk]

take pictures of your switch

[hollow pike]

i finished cc in 1 year

[chilly wind]

same

[hollow pike]

proud of that

[storm gazelle]

you just either:
post to twitter and download
copy files from album (take sd card, put in pc, Nintendo/Album/year/month/day/filename.jpg)
bluetooth magic them to your mobile device, post to whatever on that

[left parrot]

cant u usb connect the switch to pc like you would to a phone

[hollow pike]

yo

[hollow pike]

im in year 7 and i’ve got 14 millions

[storm gazelle]

not without CFW

(well you can, but you can only browse the onboard storage, not the sd)

[left parrot]

ah

i see

[pallid cedar]

where do i post this fire screenshot

[hollow pike]

i wanna share mine too

[pallid cedar]

oh theres an images channel

[hollow pike]

where

im blind fr

[left parrot]

#images-and-memes

you also get image perms at lvl 5

so you can post images everywhere

[solemn hawk]

am i level 5

is cowpoke level 5

[hollow pike]

ig

[left parrot]

ya

you can check with /level here, it'll send a bot command only u can see

or !lvl in #governors-mansion

[solemn hawk]

sick

[pallid cedar]

ballin at level 1

[left parrot]

top 81 on this months leaderboard

ballin 🔥

[solemn hawk]

real

[hollow pike]

bro im proud of my farm

its my main

rate it

[pallid cedar]

so if i wanna automate my farm, i should be using normal sprinklers?

[slate oracle]

Quality sprinklers

[pallid cedar]

those are expensive

[quiet mulch]

@solemn hawk

[tribal vessel]

Don't bother before quality sprinklers

[slate oracle]

The ones that water 8 tiles I think

[slate oracle]

I've got 40

[quiet mulch]

at what time tho

[slate oracle]

?

[tribal vessel]

Normal ones don't have enough range to be worth it

[quiet mulch]

date

[pallid cedar]

im year 6 saying they're expensive i need help mentally-

[slate oracle]

Y2 fall 16

[quiet mulch]

oh

I'm spring 28 y1

[slate oracle]

But I'm going slow w this save

WHAT

How

[quiet mulch]

that's cool

[quiet mulch]

mines

[solemn hawk]

good job

[quiet mulch]

strawberries last harvest was on 26

[slate oracle]

that feels impossible to do

[quiet mulch]

so I had 2 full days

[solemn hawk]

however i have 40 quality sprinklers and 25 normal ones on spring 27 year one

<3

[quiet mulch]

you can reset levels in the mines to save time

you don't even need to use mixmaxing

[slate oracle]

I got only 1 good luck day in spring y1

[pallid cedar]

i should go mining for a few days

[quiet mulch]

dammn really?

I only got like 3 really good luck days

[hollow pike]

mining moment

[quiet mulch]

only 1 of them was a mining day

[solemn hawk]

yuh

[hollow pike]

ye

[solemn hawk]

i dont check my fortune tbh

[quiet mulch]

I am the queen of quality

[slate oracle]

How many days did you spend mining?

[quiet mulch]

:3

[slate oracle]

3

[solemn hawk]

boymoder

[quiet mulch]

who u asking?

[hollow pike]

me neither i got UI info

[slate oracle]

Really

[solemn hawk]

im gonna go get 5 more quality sprinklers

just to be the king of sprinklers

[hollow pike]

u playing with sve?

[quiet mulch]

me too

[solemn hawk]

nope

[pallid cedar]

should i be using fertilizer or retaining soil though

[solemn hawk]

woooow

[hollow pike]

heh, newbie… i got full farm with iridium sprinklers

[solemn hawk]

what year though

:)

[hollow pike]

i got all with iridium sprinkler at year 4 summer

[quiet mulch]

heh

[solemn hawk]

i got all iridium sprinkler in year 3 spring on my other world

including ginger island

[hollow pike]

i could’ve got them earlier but i was dating girl

[quiet mulch]

imma get iridium sprinklers by the end of year 2

[hollow pike]

ye me too

[pallid cedar]

uhhh what mine levvel is best for gold

[solemn hawk]

thats easy lmao

[quiet mulch]

81

[hollow pike]

80-119

[pallid cedar]

good thing i have 80 unlocked

[hollow pike]

they spawn more on that ones

[solemn hawk]

repeatedly go floor 80 and take the ladder to 81

[quiet mulch]

for us yeah x3

[left parrot]

o.o spring y1
i got my sprinklers in the fall... like the BIG amount of sprinklers 😭

[iron glen]

I just got a legendary fish

[hollow pike]

ye

[solemn hawk]

nice

[hollow pike]

nice, what year

[quiet mulch]

I swear I was gonna do the same

[solemn hawk]

boymoder you r very cool

[quiet mulch]

but I had to beat kelp!!!

[solemn hawk]

IM GLAD I MOTIVATED YOU

[quiet mulch]

thank!!

[iron glen]

It's the ||Angler|| and I'm on year 1 yet.
Although I so have lvl 10 in fishing already so...

[hollow pike]

i beat kelp on dating girl

[quiet mulch]

all I needed was motivation :3

[solemn hawk]

i motivatedd someone and msde their farm ebtter

[quiet mulch]

what girl

[hollow pike]

nice

[solemn hawk]

i married emily y1

[hollow pike]

idk

[quiet mulch]

you don't know what gorl

[left parrot]

waow... incredible..

[iron glen]

Since I can't use anywhere, I'll probably just sell it
silver star quality tho...

[quiet mulch]

leah my beloved💗

[hollow pike]

i was trying to reach full friendship with everyone

[pallid cedar]

fire quartz moment

[solemn hawk]

LEAH IS AMAZING

[left parrot]

you're so real 4 that

[solemn hawk]

OMG I LOVE YOU

[quiet mulch]

Emily is cool too

[hollow pike]

then i dated leah so dont go rude with me..

[quiet mulch]

but mostly as a friend

[left parrot]

also very real for that !!!!!

[hollow pike]

i married penny just for decoration

[solemn hawk]

i could go get 10 more sprinklers but i honestly dont think i have the money for the stuff

[hollow pike]

[pallid cedar]

i havent done romance stuff at all with any character

[fringe wagon]

Leah one of the best girls fr

[hollow pike]

first go to cc or joja pls

[solemn hawk]

hey guys its spring 27 and i have one heart with robin and nothing with anyone else

[quiet mulch]

I spent 6000 on coal today 💀

[solemn hawk]

am i doing good on friendship :3

[hollow pike]

robin my beloved

[hollow pike]

[pallid cedar]

valid

[quiet mulch]

LMAO SAME except I have zero with everyone

[fringe wagon]

Introverts be like

[solemn hawk]

i only have the heart with robin because i gave her her axe

[hollow pike]

idk why i like robin

[quiet mulch]

I hate feuling clint

[solemn hawk]

💀💀💀💀💀

[left parrot]

it's ok i didn't care about villagers on my first spring , only linus :3

[quiet mulch]

naww I'm just too busy on the grind

[hollow pike]

[river perch]

lol why do people hate clint

[quiet mulch]

THE GRIND DONTNSTOP

[fringe wagon]

Understandable tbh

[hollow pike]

linus on top

[quiet mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-over-matter-facebook-fitness-memes-viral-workout-gif-14382358

[hollow pike]

relatable y1

[pallid cedar]

do diamonds sell well

[solemn hawk]

jodi is the only middle aged woman in this game who doesnt have a terrible husband

[fringe wagon]

Ye

[hollow pike]

750 i think

[fringe wagon]

But don't sell them

[hollow pike]

ye, but she boring tbh

[fringe wagon]

Be like me and hoard them because why not

[pallid cedar]

with the amount i find that sucks

[river perch]

my favorite npc is leah

[left parrot]

EAT, SLEEP, PERFORM EXCRUCIANTINGLY-TEDIOUS-BACK-BREAKING-TASKS, REPEAT 🔥 🔥 💪

[hollow pike]

Y1 MOMENT

[chilly wind]

I forgot this character even existed

[left parrot]

y2 moment

[hollow pike]

y1 and y2

[left parrot]

because you actually have the capability to grind, comfortably

[hollow pike]

ye

[quiet mulch]

I fr need

[river perch]

how can i change my skin tone later in game

[hollow pike]

i got 4 candles with grandpa on first try

[quiet mulch]

5 coal 4 quartz, for 50 quality sprinklers

[chilly wind]

the shrine of illusions in the wizard tower

[quiet mulch]

so almost there

[river perch]

bet

[pallid cedar]

ive gone to level 81 5 times now and gotten one cluster 😭

[quiet mulch]

cmonnn

[hollow pike]

[quiet mulch]

I believe in u

[chilly wind]

you need 4 hearts with the wizard though

[pallid cedar]

*6 times, 2 clusters

[hollow pike]

same

you can do it

[river perch]

yes i realized that lol

[hollow pike]

if jodi was deleted nothing would change fr fr

[chilly wind]

he loves void essence which is easy to get but he is so far it's annoying

[pallid cedar]

imagine if joja mart never existed

[chilly wind]

fr

[fringe wagon]

Sam and Vincent won't exist

[river perch]

thanks!

[chilly wind]

np

[hollow pike]

i hate vincent

[left parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/knockedout-biggie-notorious-sleeping-snore-gif-5358644

[fringe wagon]

To each their own

[chilly wind]

bro you are so based

[hollow pike]

if i were kent i wouldnt come back from ||war||

[river perch]

vincent sucks but i like sam

[pallid cedar]

LETS GO 11TH TIME ON FLOOR 81 AND I JUST FOUND 7 CLUSTERS

[hollow pike]

NICE

[hollow pike]

yes

[pallid cedar]

and i got the perk that drops multiple ores from one cluster so we are ballin fr

[river perch]

vincent cries too much and is so priveleged his mom cooks homecooked meals but nooooo its nasty

jodi is a saint

i will die on this hill

[left parrot]

i love jodi but i hate vincent

[fringe wagon]

He's like 6 so what did you expect

[chilly wind]

which character did you marry

[stark rivet]

i just married harvey but now im kinda like hehehehe sebastian and idk what to do

[left parrot]

i hate children in general so no wonder

[chilly wind]

divorce

[river perch]

dont marry alex

[hollow pike]

first penny(for decorations) and then i live with krobus

[stark rivet]

but harvey is such a sweetheart ☹️

[hollow pike]

KROBUS ON TOP FR FR

[pallid cedar]

i forget what npc but one of them is a absolute jerk to me

[river perch]

shane

[chilly wind]

or haley

[hollow pike]

haley

[stark rivet]

theres like 5 of them that are jerks

[chilly wind]

lmao

[river perch]

i give haley gifts she hates on purpose

[solemn hawk]

my sister gives vincent stone each time she can

[magic rune]

hello chat

[hollow pike]

pristamic shard💀

[river perch]

ugh thats such a stupid gift

[hollow pike]

hello mr/ms/idk dubya

[pallid cedar]

i once accidentally gave linus a diamond

[river perch]

like excuse you

[hollow pike]

[river perch]

linus deserves diamonds too

[pallid cedar]

i was holding it on year one and tried talking to him and bro stole it from me

[chilly wind]

it's because she isn't shallow like the rest

[hollow pike]

prismatic shard for linus

[magic rune]

happy accidents

[left parrot]

linus deserves the whole world

[hollow pike]

she doesnt likes things prettier than her

[stark rivet]

linus is a cutie patootie

[pallid cedar]

and then i started giving linus food

[solemn hawk]

we love linus

[hollow pike]

linus on top fr

[river perch]

haley said i looked dirty

[quiet mulch]

@solemn hawk 50 LETS GO

[hollow pike]

krobus too

[left parrot]

i had 7 hearts on him year 1 and i gift him fruits and jams whenever i can :D

[thorny zenith]

I think my time went from 91 hours to 105 i think i played alot yesterday - idk

[stark rivet]

harvey would never do that to me

[hollow pike]

ye

[solemn hawk]

omg krobus is my world

[chilly wind]

and willy

[left parrot]

the first line haley ever spoke out of her mouth made me despise her forever

[hollow pike]

yes

[hollow pike]

fr

[river perch]

i actually married alex just to spite haley cuz i didn/t want them together in my other save

[hollow pike]

KROBUS ON TOP

[river perch]

but now he annoys me and i can't mod on my switch

[pallid cedar]

linus hasn't disliked any of my gifts

[left parrot]

lmaooo 😭

[solemn hawk]

slaying rn

[hollow pike]

he likes forage

[solemn hawk]

MY SISTER DID THAT

[pallid cedar]

that makes sense, ive given him 80 blackberries

[chilly wind]

dude I thought you are based but you ruined it krobus is first place but haley is close second

[solemn hawk]

NOOOO IVE BEEN DEFEATED

[left parrot]

rich 🔥

[solemn hawk]

you win boymoder

[quiet mulch]

spent all my gold for this

yay!!!

[solemn hawk]

okay but how you gonna buy the crops

[hollow pike]

BRO LATE YEAR 28 FR

[left parrot]

actually it was supposed to be a mockery... but technically you ARE rich.. cause it's 50 sprinklers

[quiet mulch]

WHAR

[hollow pike]

im based bc i hate vincent

[solemn hawk]

ANYONE WHO LIKES VINCENT

[pallid cedar]

i have 2 stacks of wood

[hollow pike]

bro ur money is near to BlaDe on year 28 fr

[solemn hawk]

is stinky 🤧

[pallid cedar]

+600 more

[hollow pike]

no, i hate him actually

[stark rivet]

who actually likes vincent tho

[quiet mulch]

19000 is profits today not too bad

[left parrot]

REAL !!!!!!!

[stark rivet]

literally nobody

[solemn hawk]

i know but you reminded me vincent exists

guys thoughts on lewis???

[quiet mulch]

kelopp!!

[pallid cedar]

nah but fr did yall pick dog or cat

[left parrot]

[chilly wind]

bro so bad only 50 sprinklers like how are you losing in a farming game 💀

[quiet mulch]

show your total earned

[hollow pike]

once i made vincent go into the void of his house just for torture him

[solemn hawk]

heyy

54k total earned :3

[left parrot]

my main outfit btw

i only ever take the shorts off when i speak to lewis

[quiet mulch]

66k rn

[pallid cedar]

what

[left parrot]

sometimes i forget though

[chilly wind]

good

[quiet mulch]

:3

[hollow pike]

huh🤨

[solemn hawk]

im gonna sell like 27 cauliflowers

how much will that get me hmm?

[left parrot]

like a nickel and two quarters

[solemn hawk]

prob not alot idk

[chilly wind]

I do too 😏

[left parrot]

STOP...

[quiet mulch]

and I have ZERO animals just noticed

[hollow pike]

LMAOOO

[stark rivet]

r they all normal quality

[pallid cedar]

raiding my chests for copper bars rn

[solemn hawk]

no i haven't harvested em yet

[hollow pike]

bro i knew u liked lewis but not so bad

[hollow pike]

good

[chilly wind]

you got no chance against marnie

[serene walrus]

a lot idk exactly but its one of the better crops in spring

[hollow pike]

good

[solemn hawk]

dookiestain im gonna harvest them and tell you how many gold noemal and silver

[pallid cedar]

why is bro so suprised

[left parrot]

the purple jorts

[chilly wind]

do it again

[hollow pike]

bc she taked shorts of

[stark rivet]

i would put on lewis’s tighty whities but he always be talking about pissing himself

[hollow pike]

😭😭

[stark rivet]

so i wouldn’t take my chances

[chilly wind]

huh?

[left parrot]

DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR YEAR 3 NOW TO FINISH MY CC 😭

[solemn hawk]

17 normal cauliflowers 8 silver and 2 gold and i have tiller profession how much guys :3

[left parrot]

I FORGOT A FUCKING CAULIFLOWER AND ITS SUMMER NOW

[pallid cedar]

i never tried removing clothing from my character

[chilly wind]

L

[hollow pike]

LOLLLLL

[river perch]

suckss

[hollow pike]

huge L

[left parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/961623695825199204.gif?size=48&name=reallybruh&quality=lossless

[solemn hawk]

did you not buy any at night market y1?

[river perch]

i wasn't able to get any of the quality crops for spring, summer, or fall and its winter almost..... so dumb

[left parrot]

..they sell them at the night market?

[chilly wind]

blud doesn't have nitro

[solemn hawk]

yeah all spring summer and fall seeds get sold at night market

[hollow pike]

what

[hollow pike]

ayo

[left parrot]

ooh.. i cant plant them though, no greenhouse yet

[hollow pike]

didnt know that

[hollow pike]

ye, if u havent put a cauliflower ofc not

[solemn hawk]

oh yeah because yiu need the cauliflower for the greenhouse LOL

[left parrot]

😭 😭

[hollow pike]

L

[river perch]

brooo

[left parrot]

kelp... 😭 ykw thank you for the effort atleast

[solemn hawk]

anyway if you got it y1 night market it wouldve been easier to remember cus u just wouldve needed to plant it and you wouldve got it in winter

im sorry asian dude i knwo the pain of missing a crop ;(

[digital prism]

Hii i get something that we should put in fishing rod and idk how to put it in

[chilly wind]

how did you forget a cauliflower 2 years in a row dude

[hollow pike]

same

[left parrot]

i've done it twice now

[river perch]

honestly i'd just cheat at tha tpoint and get that item mod

[pallid cedar]

i should have checked to see if i needed bean or kelp for the cc

[stark rivet]

5752

[river perch]

and just get the cauli lol

[solemn hawk]

i love you

[left parrot]

i already have cjb item spawner for clothes only

and im just so temtped atp

[solemn hawk]

honest to god

[pallid cedar]

god these furnaces take forever

[hollow pike]

gay fr

[solemn hawk]

didn't know a dookie stain was male

[pallid cedar]

honestly might go buy gold from clint

[stark rivet]

am i a male

[hollow pike]

yies

[solemn hawk]

SAM PUTS AN EMOTICON IN HIS HELP WANTED REQUESTS

[hollow pike]

yes(?

[stark rivet]

u tell me

[hollow pike]

i didnt know that

[digital prism]

.

[solemn hawk]

"i would like a cute girl to bring me anchovy. (^_-) - Sam"

[pallid cedar]

i have 5 pages of help wanteds

[left parrot]

WHAT

[solemn hawk]

what device you on

[left parrot]

AINT NO WAY 😭

[hollow pike]

bro he once asked for a super cucumber

[digital prism]

PC

[stark rivet]

cuteness overload!

[hollow pike]

right click

[chilly wind]

you are the cute girl ❤️

[solemn hawk]

probably drag it over and right click

[river perch]

if you play with a male character does it say cute boy?

[solemn hawk]

nah

[left parrot]

it shhould

[hollow pike]

bro fr he once asked me for a s. cucumber💀💀

[solemn hawk]

help wanted requests change words depending on male or female hes only saying cute because girl

im only a female because of the money from dad

[pallid cedar]

being a female is an optimal strat?

[solemn hawk]

yuh

[pallid cedar]

finally

[left parrot]

doesn't mom bake you cookies as a male though

[river perch]

wait if you play as male you dont get the money

[hollow pike]

u can change gender

[chilly wind]

lol

[pallid cedar]

i think so

[pallid cedar]

how

[hollow pike]

cookies on top

[left parrot]

cookies>money
but my characters a female so

[hollow pike]

on the basement of the wizard

[solemn hawk]

im so rich omfg

[hollow pike]

L

[hollow pike]

how much money

[solemn hawk]

38.5k

[pallid cedar]

how do i get to wizard again

[solemn hawk]

its not that rich im jk

[hollow pike]

omg

[hollow pike]

u enter to his tower

[river perch]

i have 4,763 rn

[solemn hawk]

but its enough for the crops i want :D

[left parrot]

that's basically rich in spring

[river perch]

its hard out here

[hollow pike]

which u want

[stark rivet]

start wine profits and its over

[hollow pike]

yes

[solemn hawk]

blueberries

[storm gazelle]

walk

[hollow pike]

yes

[pallid cedar]

cc better accept a gold parsnip

[quiet mulch]

I reached summer

[solemn hawk]

im getting like 400 blueberries ngl

[hollow pike]

basedd fr

[pallid cedar]

or imma throw hands with the tiny creatures

[solemn hawk]

GOOD JOB

[quiet mulch]

are blueberries even good?

[hollow pike]

nice

[hollow pike]

yes

[quiet mulch]

anymore, didn't they get like HEAVILY nerfed

[solemn hawk]

tbh idk

[pallid prawn]

(Ps4-5) Looking for 1 for a long term new farm message me

[stark rivet]

should i just get a new save to get married to hayley or sebastian or should i divorce harvey

[solemn hawk]

they still make more profit per day than melons

[pallid cedar]

oh god i have to do the artisan bundle

[quiet mulch]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/#produce_0-planted_1-maxSeedMoney_0-days_28-fertilizer_0-level_1-season_0-buySeed_false-buyFert_false-average_false-fertilizerSource_0-seeds_(pierre_true-joja_true-special_true)-skills_(till_false-agri_false-arti_false)-foodIndex_0-foodLevel_0-extra_true-crossSeason_false-foragingLevel_1

[hollow pike]

idk

[solemn hawk]

okayyy

im gonna go till 320 tiles guys wish me luck 😭

[hollow pike]

how is red cabbage better than pineapple

[solemn hawk]

actually should i even till them today its 28 spring

[left parrot]

i feel so overwhelmed with all the mental notes im taking rn i have SO MUCH TO DO 😭

[hollow pike]

im not planting that nightmare though

[pallid cedar]

take physical notes

[left parrot]

if u can till them in a day just do it when u get the crops themselves cause they're gonna erode

[hollow pike]

you can write

[left parrot]

i AM but it's not enough

[solemn hawk]

are there any fish that are limited to spring that i need for cc

[hollow pike]

i write my calendary

[left parrot]

i have to write more

[solemn hawk]

because its the 28th guys so like

[hollow pike]

bro i got like 35 pages just for the seasons to do list

[quiet mulch]

yeah the blueberries are still good

[chilly wind]

it's good you get 4 harvests each 3 or more bluberries each worth 50 gold with no tiller and normal quality so at minimum 600 coins

[hollow pike]

see

[left parrot]

i don't think so, but you can get shad and sardines

[quiet mulch]

just used the calculator x3

[solemn hawk]

CAN I ONLY GET SHAD AND SARDINES IN SPRING

[quiet mulch]

I'm gonna get 30 fertilised melons for the gold melons

[hollow pike]

no?

[quiet mulch]

(cc) and then rest blueberries probably

[solemn hawk]

oh

[stark rivet]

what rod r u using

[quiet mulch]

maybe some flowers for the honey oooo

[pallid cedar]

so iriduim sprinklers do 6x6 tiles?

[solemn hawk]

when do i get walleye and eel

[solemn hawk]

fiberglass

[quiet mulch]

fall iirc

[hollow pike]

no, they cover 24 spaces

[quiet mulch]

summer is gonna be a stressful month tho

[hollow pike]

like 2 tiles far away

[left parrot]

for the cc yeah unless its raining so u can get sunfish and the eel and the breams 😭
and i think theres river fish you can get aswell? idk if theyre limited to spring

[chilly wind]

https://tenor.com/view/castle-crashers-goodbye-chat-gif-26286552

[solemn hawk]

oh thats easy

[hollow pike]

bye

bro im master at typing fr

[chilly wind]

bye I'm leaving so @quiet mulch can feel good again

cya

[solemn hawk]

for river fish bundle i need catfish shad and tiger trout, when do i get those 3?

[left parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1096513223018160261.gif?size=48&name=SkullSpin&quality=lossless

[left parrot]

catfish during rain (hold on ill edit the msg in a sec im checking :)

[hollow pike]

i think rain in spring

[solemn hawk]

ALL 3 ARE LIMITED TO SPRING RAIN?

[hollow pike]

yes?

[solemn hawk]

im gonna cry

[left parrot]

no

[hollow pike]

idk tbh

[solemn hawk]

oh thank god

i just need to know the season

[pallid cedar]

me listening to camellia while playing a farming game

[solemn hawk]

i may just go google

[left parrot]

NO it isnt, catfish is multi-seasonal rain
tiger trout is fall-winter
and shad is multi-seasonal rain aswell

[solemn hawk]

I LOVE YOU

[iron glen]

The player character mom is so supportive and understanding in the letters 😭
It's even worse in my language.
I think I might be having an episode...

[hollow pike]

listening to anime cute songs while playing cod (jk)

[solemn hawk]

I LOVE YOU TOO OMG

[left parrot]

ur welcome ur welcome :3

[pallid cedar]

i listen to lofi while i play cod

[solemn hawk]

asian failure has saved me <33

[still heart]

boo

[hollow pike]

bro i’ve been playing for 3 years and she knows more than me

[hollow pike]

[hollow pike]

[quiet mulch]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[solemn hawk]

red snapper and tilapia is summer

[hollow pike]

yes

[solemn hawk]

when is tuna caught?

[void mauve]

She? Lol

[hollow pike]

summer too i think

[left parrot]

summer, ocean :D

[solemn hawk]

i love you all

[pallid cedar]

am i the only one who hates when my crops don't finish growing all on the same day

[solemn hawk]

i haven't missed any soring only fish

[pallid cedar]

i cant be

[hollow pike]

are u male or female or another thing

bc they’re asking me

[left parrot]

@solemn hawk all ocean fish are summer, except sardine which is multi seasonal spring-summer :3

[hollow pike]

ye

[void mauve]

I just assumed they were he/him because of their roles

[left parrot]

i'm a boy, yes

he/him

[solemn hawk]

this is why i want to till my tiles for blueberries tmr so the sprinklers dont water half of them after they decay

[pallid cedar]

ah

[hollow pike]

im a watermellon

[void mauve]

What 😭

[hollow pike]

yes

[solemn hawk]

can we be friends

[hollow pike]

check my bio

[solemn hawk]

youre actually so cool

[hollow pike]

i want be friends with yall

thought i’ve been talking for like 30 mins

[solemn hawk]

pls

[pallid cedar]

i got banned from roblox for a day

[solemn hawk]

why

[left parrot]

dsfhgfdffdss YES i'd love to

[solemn hawk]

OMG

[hollow pike]

can u and kelp be friends of mine

[still heart]

Got ya

[hollow pike]

[hollow pike]

omfg so scary

[pallid cedar]

i said "when the heterosexual act more homosexual than the homosexuals"

[still heart]

One day I'll find someone that plays on xbox and isn't 27 hours behind me

[still heart]

ikr

[void mauve]

Bye I giggled

[left parrot]

australian people

[hollow pike]

i laugyed

[still heart]

I'm British but no one else is

[pallid cedar]

huh

[left parrot]

being friends with an australian is the hardest thing ever

[solemn hawk]

wait what time is it fir everyone

[hollow pike]

im Mexican

[void mauve]

Sorry for your loss

[hollow pike]

5:43

[solemn hawk]

im irish but same timezones

[left parrot]

2:43 am 😭

[still heart]

shush

[solemn hawk]

0:44 am for me rn

[still heart]

I'm not

[void mauve]

9:44am

[still heart]

Oh cool

[solemn hawk]

wow 9 horus ahead 😳

[void mauve]

Yes

[solemn hawk]

yuhhhh

[still heart]

Xbox?

[pallid cedar]

7:44 pm

[hollow pike]

in like 17 hours ahead

[solemn hawk]

sadly no 😭 ps4

[void mauve]

Im 17 hours ahead of americans

[still heart]

Omg I hate you /j

[void mauve]

Lmao

[hollow pike]

i hate vincent

[solemn hawk]

cross platform when 😭

[pallid cedar]

never :(

[solemn hawk]

OMG I SOLD ALL MY CAULIFLOWERS AND JODI NEEDS ONE

[hollow pike]

relatable

[pallid cedar]

thats a rip

[solemn hawk]

i forgot about jodi shes forgettable

[left parrot]

happened to me, npcs are always so bad with timings 😭

[hollow pike]

fr

[pallid cedar]

just collect them,, collect all the help wanted requests

[left parrot]

THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK

[solemn hawk]

shes gonna have to wait till next year for the cauliflower for her recipe

[hollow pike]

and they last 2 days

[pallid cedar]

no dont complete them

[hollow pike]

relatable fr

[left parrot]

it's so stressful juggling between help wanted jobs and my OWN work

[pallid cedar]

just have them in your journal

[left parrot]

i don't want to do the biddings of the villagers when im too busy doing my own

[left parrot]

they go away though after 2 days

[hollow pike]

yes, just when i have what they’re asking for in my inventory pr near i give it

[quiet mulch]

it's almost 2 am ahh

[pallid cedar]

i have 5 pages of quests in my journal

[quiet mulch]

crippling stardew addiction

[still heart]

When are they adding shotguns

[solemn hawk]

im gonna get 414 crops

[hollow pike]

once i slept at 8 am

[quiet mulch]

so proud

[left parrot]

i slept at 10 in the morning yesterday and i got off of stardew at 6

[pallid cedar]

weak i stayed up until 7 playing stardew

[quiet mulch]

is marnie operational on Tuesdays?

[ashen loom]

I heard that I can get a junimo cushion? On 28th of each season. Where can I find it?

[solemn hawk]

no

[quiet mulch]

cuz I have a barn and coop but no animals

[ashen loom]

Cause I am at winter 28!

[solemn hawk]

she doesnt work on mondays ir tuesdays

[quiet mulch]

the fuckshit

[still heart]

I got ignored smh

I need a shotgun

[solemn hawk]

bush abive playground 12:00pm

[hollow pike]

yes

[ashen loom]

Thank you!

[still heart]

for the crows

[left parrot]

I HATE PIERRE

[solemn hawk]

she at pierres girly she doing her exercise

[hollow pike]

same

[left parrot]

I WENT INTO HIS STORE AS SOON AS HE CLOSED 😭

[still heart]

Walk faster duh

[quiet mulch]

yet she's still a fat fuck?

[solemn hawk]

kay im gonna get 380 blueberries, 20 melons and some tomatoes peppers and other stuff for cc and other things :P

[pallid cedar]

i hate pierre too,, hes never behind the counter after 9 when i need him

[left parrot]

what do u expect when she has a whole ranch as her home

[solemn hawk]

she doesnt seem like it in the portrait

[left parrot]

she be eating that good shit every week of course she's gonna be morbidly obese

[hollow pike]

bro to relatable, once i was going to get my new pickaxe but i forgot and i literally just arrived at 4pm

[left parrot]

i would be too man

[solemn hawk]

I HATE CLINT THOUGH

[quiet mulch]

a bit

[hollow pike]

yes,

[solemn hawk]

HE CLOSES AT 4 PM BUT STAYS AT HIS DESK UNTIL 6 PM ANYWAY

[left parrot]

motherfucker closes too early

[pallid cedar]

speaking if clint i still need to spend my life savings on gold

[hollow pike]

yes

[pallid cedar]

*of

[solemn hawk]

LIKE WHY????? HE WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO SELL STUFF UNTIL 6PM??????

[hollow pike]

[hollow pike]

THOUGHT HE CLOSES EARLY AF

[left parrot]

I SWEAR HE'S ALWAYS BIT ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE HE CLOSES AT 4 PM INSTEAD OF 5

[solemn hawk]

he goes to do some blacksmith stuff on his iron at 5 or 6 pm

[left parrot]

I ALWAYS FORGET TOO..

[solemn hawk]

becauseif you stay in his place after 4 he stays at his desk for awhile

[pallid cedar]

also wdym you can "fuel" him

[hollow pike]

relatable

[solemn hawk]

still selling stuff

[pallid cedar]

is he a machine

[left parrot]

yes

[solemn hawk]

minecarts make clint better

they knew what they were doing putting the town minecarts right next to clints

[pallid cedar]

i love it when my blacksmith is a machine

[left parrot]

he's an artificial intelligence robot from neptune and hes come to colonize stardew valley and the gotoro empire

and soon the entire world, thats why clint is always so anti-social

he's too busy scheming

[solemn hawk]

why does he like emily then

[left parrot]

he got sidetracked

[solemn hawk]

lmfao

[left parrot]

u see hes too busy on the grind though

he never ACTUALLY puts in effort to speak to her cause he asks the farmer to bring her a gift

[hollow pike]

y2 grinding

[pallid cedar]

why is my cat only getting in the way during year 6

[quiet mulch]

why is this advanced AI hitting on this blue haired girl

[pallid cedar]

hes always standing infront of the chest i need to get into

[quiet mulch]

and why is it failing

[hollow pike]

💀

[left parrot]

sidetracked 😪 😪

[quiet mulch]

imagine you are like a archotech level ai

[left parrot]

🙏 on god

[quiet mulch]

and you can't both be a blacksmith and have rizz at the same time

[pallid cedar]

and as soon as i get past him he runs to the waterbowl and falls asleep

[quiet mulch]

like how does an interstellar ai have the social iq of a toddler

[pallid cedar]

what is my cat doing!!

[left parrot]

what about a big burly viking dude who also happens to love blacksmithing

checkmate... liberal...

[hollow pike]

PIERRE CLOSED JUST WHEN I REACHED HIS SHOP.

[solemn hawk]

sturgeon is summer fish right?

[pallid cedar]

what i hate about pierre is that he legit takes 3 hour breaks sometimes

[left parrot]

and winter too ya!

[hollow pike]

yes

[solemn hawk]

sickkk ty :)

[hollow pike]

u doing fish cc?

[pallid cedar]

just realized i havent been feeding my animals

[marsh yacht]

Can u move the selling bin ?

[long obsidian]

why JOJA is the BEST route clearly

[hollow pike]

ye

[hollow pike]

yes

[solemn hawk]

mhm you can move selling bin

[marsh yacht]

How

[left parrot]

shop too far, too much for my delicate hoofs

[hollow pike]

bro mini shipping bin is good af

[long obsidian]

talk to red hair girl with nerd husband

[solemn hawk]

im trying, its the one that i never do

[pallid cedar]

we love buying joja cola in bulk

[solemn hawk]

and i wanna do it

[hollow pike]

lol

[solemn hawk]

never done cc

so

[pallid cedar]

my chickens are swearing at me again

[hollow pike]

huh? 💀

[quiet mulch]

no thanks

[hollow pike]

LMAO

[quiet mulch]

queen to f7

[hollow pike]

huh

[left parrot]

[quiet mulch]

checkmate liberal

[hollow pike]

OH GOD.

[solemn hawk]

Qxb2#

[long obsidian]

pawn to A1

[terse silo]

hi

[solemn hawk]

Ke2#

[long obsidian]

hello

[quiet mulch]

King is already checkmate

[pallid cedar]

wy does my brown cow not give me milk ever

[quiet mulch]

it's scholars mate lmao

[long obsidian]

nuh uh

[left parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[hollow pike]

bro died

[long obsidian]

it’s giving u chocolate milk (/j)

[quiet mulch]

wyd in this situation

(as black)

[long obsidian]

it’s either too young or too little cared for, use a bucket on her

[left parrot]

jump off a 27 story tall building

[solemn hawk]

OZYMANDIAS IS THE BEST PIECE OF FILM IN CINEMATIC HISTORY. IT IS THE BEST EPISODE OF A SERIES EVER

[hollow pike]

move the horse

[long obsidian]

pawn to 1D

[solemn hawk]

g6

[still heart]

Queen to f6

[solemn hawk]

to block checkmate and force queen away

[pallid cedar]

move that pawn to f6

[long obsidian]

move the entire board to f6

[solemn hawk]

it cant take e5 knight defends

boymoder pls its g6 as black

[quiet mulch]

genius

very good move

[pallid cedar]

pawn to f6 is the play

[solemn hawk]

ty

[still heart]

jester to L17

[pallid cedar]

trust

[long obsidian]

there’s no knight piece??? all I see are horsies

[solemn hawk]

mb

[quiet mulch]

valid

[solemn hawk]

the horsie defends i got mixed up sorry

[long obsidian]

it’s ok

[left parrot]

obviously the right choice is to cast dark magic on your pawns, thus promoting them to queen pieces and launching a defensive assault at your enemy

[quiet mulch]

the knight is the one with the cross I thing

think

[still heart]

you could also punch your opponent

[pallid cedar]

i too am capable of wizardry, thank you for this helpful insight

[long obsidian]

i create a mega chesstron using my pawns, using its arm cannon i snipe the king. GG EZ

[left parrot]

major blunder apprentice

[left parrot]

how come you have not been informed of such tactics yet

[quiet mulch]

if you see this animal, call 911 momentarily

[solemn hawk]

as black do g6 then if queen f3 horsie f6 and if queen takes e4 take back with horsie

[long obsidian]

don’t forget to call out uno

[hollow pike]

💀

[quiet mulch]

why are we talking about ches

[hollow pike]

idk

[storm gazelle]

Why are you playing chess here

[solemn hawk]

back to starfew

[quiet mulch]

I'm gonna go sleep now

[solemn hawk]

sturdy volition

[hollow pike]

gn

[long obsidian]

gn

[quiet mulch]

actually no I'm feeling cute

[solemn hawk]

gn :)

[long obsidian]

uwu

[quiet mulch]

gonna put on makeup at 2am

[hollow pike]

owo

[solemn hawk]

slay

[pallid cedar]

momentarily

[ashen loom]

Ok… I just turned to year 2 and this place looks just like I first found this place

[left parrot]

the correct choice is to hold a marriage between the opponents king and queen thus stunning the enemy for two moves and et voila you have the upper hand

[long obsidian]

x3

[hollow pike]

GENIUS

[solemn hawk]

BASED

[long obsidian]

yeah cleared areas turn uncleared UwU it happens every winter x3

[long obsidian]

what if the king is gay

[solemn hawk]

im gay

[hollow pike]

what

[solemn hawk]

jk

[quiet mulch]

the correct choice is to engage the kings in a royal marraige causing the enemies bishops to panic allowing you a desisive advantage

[long obsidian]

same bestie

[solemn hawk]

or am i

[hollow pike]

💀

[pallid cedar]

we love it when i walk into pierres store at 9am and he calls me "farmer"

[solemn hawk]

plot twist of the century kicking my feet rn

[hollow pike]

i´m gay for you (JOKING)

[left parrot]

[long obsidian]

no, but then that would cause a holy war, which is a risky move

[quiet mulch]

Good move

[solemn hawk]

hot

[pallid cedar]

nono obviously

[hollow pike]

[left parrot]

based

[pallid cedar]

you guys don't know how to play chess

[quiet mulch]

turn the opponents king into a queen through hormones

because they have no king, you win by default

[long obsidian]

holy cow based

estrogen OP in chess confirmed

[solemn hawk]

that's actually smart

[pallid cedar]

you switch the king and queen on your side

[left parrot]

obviously the correct choice is to sprinkle some estrogen on your pawns promoting them into queens in a matter of 4 months

[pallid cedar]

and then rush with the queen

[still heart]

turn chess off and don't play

[solemn hawk]

guys if you choke your opponent you would probably win

[pallid cedar]

dont even give them a turn

[left parrot]

it's a slow but yet decisively guaranteed victory

it's also a french tactic

[pallid cedar]

stall the game for 4 months

[solemn hawk]

ew french

[pallid cedar]

keep moving the king

[hollow pike]

no, use ur stardew cat for blocking they way of the enemies

[long obsidian]

ew French

[left parrot]

my bad

not the correct choice then

[solemn hawk]

german tactic

[left parrot]

b;litzkrieg

[long obsidian]

imperium of man tactic

[solemn hawk]

lmao

[long obsidian]

explode the whole board

[hollow pike]

bro me at 2 am trying to vc

[solemn hawk]

poland invasion tactic

[hollow pike]

omg

[hollow pike]

how u going with that fishy

[long obsidian]

still can’t believe Poland isn’t full of poles

[left parrot]

obviously the right choice is to actually bomb h5 causing the queens boat to sink (battleships moment)

[hollow pike]

yes

[solemn hawk]

im done fishing

[hollow pike]

u finished or u got tired

[long obsidian]

no fish more

fish until you DIE

[solemn hawk]

if you think about it it isnt pole land its po land so it should be full of police

[solemn hawk]

its 1 am ingame

probably shouldnt fish anymore

[long obsidian]

Nuh uh

[left parrot]

im sleeping like a child, a baby

7:40 pm good nights rest

[hollow pike]

i got bored of just normal fish so i added 60 new fish (uwu)

[long obsidian]

gn (it’s 9:10 in the morning

[hollow pike]

cute

[slate oracle]

THE DOOMED MESSAGE

[solemn hawk]

my back hurts so bad omfg

[pallid cedar]

the spreading weed

[hollow pike]

why

[solemn hawk]

idk

[native tartan]

is stardew.info safe? my browser keeps warning me abt the site

[left parrot]

oh thank god it was a starfruit not my ancient fruit

[solemn hawk]

idk

[feral forum]

I feel like Lewis looks a lot like Luigi

[slate oracle]

Use stardew wiki

[hollow pike]

safe and sound

[solemn hawk]

ITS SUMMERRRR and i have 40k

[feral forum]

. . . I am now going to read everything he says as if he were luigi

[long obsidian]

no, use the Stardew wiki

[hollow pike]

nice

[solemn hawk]

OH MY GOD HE DOES IM USING THE LUIGI VOICE FOR ALL OF HIS DIALOGUE NOW

[storm gazelle]

Wiki doesn't have a farm designer lol

[native tartan]

bet. ty!

[solemn hawk]

thank you for enlightening me <3

[long obsidian]

40k? like SPACE MARINEES

[left parrot]

i'm 15 and it's like my back is the back of a 55 year old middle aged man with 3 sons a daughter and a bulldog

[native tartan]

was wondering how do you guys place your scarecrows and sprinkler for max efficiency?

[hollow pike]

relatable, just that im 15 and a half

[left parrot]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[native tartan]

ion get it...

[long obsidian]

kinda like dis

[storm gazelle]

I don't think you know what stardew.info is for

[slate oracle]

Same I swear when I wake up it feels like my whole back is being popped into all the wrong places

[long obsidian]

i dont sdv wiki paid me to say it

[left parrot]

stardew.info is fine, it just says their security certificate expired 3 days ago

[feral forum]

I mean ...

[native tartan]

ah so there are more than one type of scarecrows and sprinklers? 😭

[quiet mulch]

dawgg

[native tartan]

i currently only have the ones that cover 8 tiles

[quiet mulch]

I'm 17 and look 14

[feral forum]

The vanilla one looks like Luigi too but uhh

[quiet mulch]

😭

[slate oracle]

What's wrong w that

[gray pawn]

Nothing like watering 150 blueberries by hand every day with a standard watering can in summer year one 🙃

[quiet mulch]

idk nothing probably

[long obsidian]

as you should

[quiet mulch]

pov: you don't have 50 quality sprinklers by spring 28

[gray pawn]

Gotta make those blueberry bucks

[feral forum]

Does that make marnie daisy?

[solemn hawk]

omg

[slate oracle]

Way to show off

[quiet mulch]

real btw :3

[pallid cedar]

pov i cant be bothered to mine all that gold lol

[solemn hawk]

pov you dont have 40 quality sprinklers and 25 spirnklers by spring 27 :3

[pallid cedar]

im just gonna buy it fr

[gray pawn]

I have jusssst enough energy to water them all every day

[quiet mulch]

you're like the Duke of sprinkler or something

[solemn hawk]

yuh

[quiet mulch]

sprinklers

[long obsidian]

just never leave your farm, pretend to be Sebastian