stardew-valley

[subtle mango]

his bootay cheecks are gonna freeze

[solemn hawk]

damn 🔥🔥🔥🔥

💪💪💪💪💪💯🔥😈😎😎

[magic wadi]

front facing penny is still cursed imo

[solemn hawk]

shes traumatised

[fair rampart]

HEHEEE

[left parrot]

would investing 200,000 gold into starfruit be a crazy idea

[solemn hawk]

no

[wanton tiger]

crazy profitable

[solemn hawk]

depwnds

probably not

go crazy bro

[chilly wind]

broI don't understand why people get so obsessed over characters in the game like bruh the characters and the relationships are not that deep

[wanton tiger]

only if you have sprinklers tho or you’ll spend all day watering them lol

[left parrot]

alright 😭

[solemn hawk]

same

[subtle mango]

if they are not that deep why are u able to get married and have kids with them

[left parrot]

i've got 62 sprinklers ready for 496 crops so

[wanton tiger]

Ok nicee
cute march 7th pfp btw

[fair rampart]

if ayone wants some good fanfiction im your dealer right here

[left parrot]

🛐

[chilly wind]

It does not contradict each other

[magic wadi]

JUST SPENT 25000 DOLLARS ON A LAVA KATANA AT MARLONS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[chilly wind]

the kids don't do shit anyways

[left parrot]

it's worth it, it's a really good weapon

[magic wadi]

then immediately died after getting swarmed by 3 red slimes

[solemn hawk]

i hope you get a prismatic shard for a galaxy sword tmr

[chilly wind]

like people will write a whole 50 pages story over a character with like 200 lines of dialogue max

[left parrot]

😭 dawg

[magic wadi]

lost the katana 💀

[left parrot]

then marlon holds you ransom for the mixed seeds you had in your inventory instead of your sword 🔥

[solemn hawk]

itll cost like 300g to get it back

[magic wadi]

ik but funny

[solemn hawk]

very funny

[left parrot]

i got a horsie

[magic wadi]

bro +3 weight fighting ghosts just got 3 times more annoying

[solemn hawk]

good job

put the pink hat on your horsie immediately

[left parrot]

wha wait

u can put hats on horses?

[solemn hawk]

yes

[magic wadi]

yes

[solemn hawk]

you can

[left parrot]

woah

i don't have a pink hat for him though 😭

[solemn hawk]

and it looks so cool wearing matching hats w horsie

go to hat nouse

[magic wadi]

you can also put hats on sea urchins inside fish tanks

[solemn hawk]

its like a cowboy gal hat i forgot the name

[paper dome]

hi

[fair rampart]

PAV PFP

[solemn hawk]

hii

[fair rampart]

PAV PFP

JUMPPING UOP AND DOWN

[left parrot]

i DON'T think i have monoculture yet..

i'll check one second

[solemn hawk]

NOOO

sobbing rn

[paper dome]

AHJHA YEAHH

we love Pav

[fair rampart]

I LOVE SPIDERMAN: ATSV

[solemn hawk]

you can wear matching straw hats

[left parrot]

millionaire but no monoculture achievement yet 😭
so funny

[paper dome]

HAHSHD

[solemn hawk]

sobbing

[solemn hawk]

miguel 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[paper dome]

no no

[solemn hawk]

wait what evwn is monoculture

[paper dome]

miguel 🚫

[fair rampart]

yesyes 🔥

[solemn hawk]

CONFLICT

[left parrot]

shipping 300 items of one crop, the achievement that gets u the cowgal hat at hat mous

[paper dome]

HAHSH

[solemn hawk]

huh

oh okay ty

i swear i never got that tho

[fair rampart]

NAMING MY CHICKEN NILBERT

[quiet mulch]

one iridium quality largemouth bass

[left parrot]

u prob did but just never realized.. hmm idk

[solemn hawk]

tbh

probably hops

but i dunno how i have it in my other world

oh nvm my blueberries

[left parrot]

i shipped 7 pumpkins but 562 mayonnaise

checks out

[solemn hawk]

i shipped 0 pumpkins and likeeeee

400 pickled pumpkins

[left parrot]

it's ok 🙏 🙏 i'll get the monoculture achievement in 13 in-game days

which is alot but

[solemn hawk]

lets go

matching cowgal hats

are on the way

[left parrot]

worth the wait 🛐

[solemn hawk]

FR

[fair rampart]

huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[quiet mulch]

ew

Shane lover

[solemn hawk]

ikr

[chilly wind]

ikr

[solemn hawk]

guys you can love whoever you want in the game

[left parrot]

holy shit 😭

[solemn hawk]

except shane ❤️

[left parrot]

350,000 -> 150,000g

[chilly wind]

and emily

[solemn hawk]

no

[chilly wind]

yes

[solemn hawk]

i married her

[chilly wind]

emily bad

why

[solemn hawk]

do you know her loved gifts

its gems

so easy

[chilly wind]

that's the only good thing about her

[solemn hawk]

also she gave me a sewing machine

[left parrot]

this is the first season that i'm NOT doing multicrops

[solemn hawk]

what day are you on

[left parrot]

summer 1 lmfao

[chilly wind]

2 good things ok but she still sucks

[compact cipher]

my gf and i are about halfway through winter rn what should we do for next years spring?

[solemn hawk]

she made me an outfit

[quiet mulch]

why tho

you need multicrop for cc no?

[solemn hawk]

potatos + strawberries

[left parrot]

finished it year 1 (the crop * pantry) well, not really i still need that 1 cauliflower

[chilly wind]

dude idk

[chilly wind]

spend all your money in the end of winter

on wood

[solemn hawk]

is that a castle crusher pfp

[chilly wind]

also coal can be good

[chilly wind]

yeah

[left parrot]

omfg

[solemn hawk]

cool beans

[quiet mulch]

did you finish cc year one

[chilly wind]

why the stupid cooldown

[left parrot]

did i keep a cauliflower for the cc or not

[quiet mulch]

if so that's really cool

[solemn hawk]

thoughts on joja guys

[chilly wind]

good

[left parrot]

noo, but i did the crafts room the boiler room and the vault room year 1

[quiet mulch]

pantry y1 is free tho

smhhh

[solemn hawk]

HOW

[left parrot]

i missed the fuckig calufilower bro

thats why

[quiet mulch]

ripp

[solemn hawk]

it took me until year 3 to get large goat milk in my first world

[quiet mulch]

[solemn hawk]

and by then i gave upp because i sucked

[chilly wind]

because you suck uninstall the game

damn

play castle crashers instead

[solemn hawk]

i now have like 5 other worlds that are better

bet

and speaking of which

[chilly wind]

@quiet mulch your mom is a nerd shut up

[solemn hawk]

in this new world its spring 24 and is it even worth going to the flower dance

i cant dance w anyone i dont need anything and i could spend the time in the mines instead

[chilly wind]

dude you wanna hop on castle crashers

[solemn hawk]

huh

[chilly wind]

https://tenor.com/view/castle-crashers-get-on-castle-crashers-hop-on-cc-discord-meme-gif-23557593

[solemn hawk]

oh i had it on my old xbox that broke 😭

i dont have it

[chilly wind]

it's still cool you played the best game ever released

[solemn hawk]

true

cus im sick

[left parrot]

gotta till 496 tiles now

[quiet mulch]

yooo

spring 23

bout to get minecarts :3

[solemn hawk]

this is why i dont want to make 40 quality sprinklers for summer

420 tiles i need to till if i do that

i dont even have 40 quartz

[left parrot]

quartz is so easy to get 🙏

[quiet mulch]

what year?

[left parrot]

i have 110 lmfao

[solemn hawk]

first one :3

[untold sphinx]

i do the same

[quiet mulch]

WTF how r u gonna get 40 before summer

I'm aiming for 20 before summer

[untold sphinx]

i just grind the mines constantly

[solemn hawk]

its not my first world though im doing a cc world because joja sucks

[untold sphinx]

they arent to expensive

[solemn hawk]

its not hard

[untold sphinx]

yeah

[solemn hawk]

i have the stuff

[untold sphinx]

you just need a good amount of furnances

[quiet mulch]

yeah but getting to lvl 80 of the mines

[solemn hawk]

i have 7

[quiet mulch]

and then finding gold

gold is the main problem tbh

[random rune]

Also very easy

[left parrot]

i wonder how my sdv character hasn't developed scoliosis yet from all the back breaking work she's been put onto

[quiet mulch]

which day tho

[solemn hawk]

i did that on 20 spring

[random rune]

Very easily doable in about 5 rainy days tbh

[solemn hawk]

huh?

[tall cipher]

Is the standard farm a good choice for beginners

[quiet mulch]

same exact day as me lmao

[solemn hawk]

yes

[left parrot]

mining iron and killing dust sprites from 9 am -> 12-2 am for a week straight

[quiet mulch]

bro has never heard about luck 💀

[solemn hawk]

24 spring rn

i dont want to do the flower dance

[left parrot]

skip it lool

[quiet mulch]

I do 15 levels in one run on average

[left parrot]

i skipped mine just to go get coal

[quiet mulch]

I agree that it's easy bit I have 110 strawberries that need watering

imma get 45 sprinklers cuz FUCK YOU

[solemn hawk]

im gonna get 50 loser

[quiet mulch]

you can't

how many do u have rn?

[solemn hawk]

i have 100 that i dont have to water 😝

[quiet mulch]

why don't u need to water them wtf???

[solemn hawk]

none but i have alot of gold ore iron ore and 30 quartz which is the issue

[solemn hawk]

sprinkies :)

[quiet mulch]

is bro using basic sprinklers 💀

[magic wadi]

slime massacre day 5

[solemn hawk]

mhm

theyre crazy cheap

[quiet mulch]

wtf

[solemn hawk]

i got 25 before spring 13

[quiet mulch]

they're shit

bro is probably playing standard farm💀

[solemn hawk]

whats wrong with standard farm 💀

[quiet mulch]

it's for the most generic boring ass people 💀

[solemn hawk]

woooow

i use forest farm and four corners normally but im playing a lil different because its a cc run :3

[quiet mulch]

you can easily do cc year one with those lmao

[left parrot]

[solemn hawk]

i have never done community centre

[quiet mulch]

no way 💀

[solemn hawk]

fr

[quiet mulch]

r u fr a jojoite?

[solemn hawk]

trust me i already hate myself enough for it 😭

i only did it twice in two worlds bc i was lazy

[quiet mulch]

4010 fishing in a single day

g

I think that's ok

[solemn hawk]

yea thats good

[quiet mulch]

if I did that for 20 days it'd be over 80000 💀

[iron glen]

Local fisher destroys ecosystem of Pelican bay

[quiet mulch]

lake*

[solemn hawk]

what day ru on? and year

[quiet mulch]

24 y1

spring

[solemn hawk]

OMG same

[compact cipher]

what do i do this for

[solemn hawk]

wood

[quiet mulch]

50000 total earnings

[compact cipher]

oops i meant to reply to the wood one

why do i spend it all on wood

my first time playing im j curious

[solemn hawk]

because price goes up to 50 instead of 10 per wood

in year 2

[left parrot]

i passed out and didnt get to finish platning my crops

[solemn hawk]

WAAA

[iron glen]

[compact cipher]

am i going to need that much wood?? is it that scarce

[left parrot]

it's not scarce but

it's much better having a bunch of wood, you will need alot of it for buildings, craftables

it's also incredibly cheap compared to y2 prices

robins a con artist

[magic wadi]

year 3!!! :D

[solemn hawk]

good job

[cobalt hare]

hello!

[quiet mulch]

helpp

kellpp*

[solemn hawk]

dont spend it all on wood but definitely get a decent chunk

[quiet mulch]

what's ur total earnings

[magic wadi]

yay ||grampa ghost||

[iron glen]

Local carpinter increases prices by 500% for the lol
So I heard

[solemn hawk]

like 25k i thinky

[quiet mulch]

poor!!!!!

[left parrot]

one thing i hate so much about sprinklers is that even IF it waters the tiles if theres no plants some of it gets ruined

[quiet mulch]

I'm 50k!!!!

[solemn hawk]

i knoe

OH WAIT i got a strarberry harvest

[left parrot]

me one mil

[solemn hawk]

its actually like 38k br still poor

[quiet mulch]

imma have like

70k pretty soon

[solemn hawk]

should i do the flower dance

[quiet mulch]

NO WTF

I can't even mine cuz Clint doesn't work on festival days I think

[solemn hawk]

so you cant mine???

[quiet mulch]

nope

[solemn hawk]

how

[quiet mulch]

no pickaxe

[solemn hawk]

oh your pickaxe upgrading?

[quiet mulch]

imma check

[solemn hawk]

do you have an iridium rod

[quiet mulch]

naw I got the fiberglass

[solemn hawk]

same

[quiet mulch]

the logic is that fiberglass is actually useful

whilst tackles are useless rn cuz I can't afford them

[solemn hawk]

FR

anyway

what levels are you skills 🥺

[quiet mulch]

farming 6

mining 4

forage 3

fishing 8

combat 4

[solemn hawk]

loserrr im mining 5

[quiet mulch]

very nice

[solemn hawk]

however i am fishing 7

[quiet mulch]

now let's see the fishing

oh nvm

[solemn hawk]

so we have similar skills

[quiet mulch]

wait how did you not make more money?

with fishing 7

you fished quite a bit

[solemn hawk]

ive made a good bit w fishing

[left parrot]

if u want rarecrow i geuss

[quiet mulch]

I've made like

[solemn hawk]

i dont

[left parrot]

but i think u can always get it next year

[quiet mulch]

25k fishing

half of my profits pretty much

[left parrot]

fishing is so so good earl\y game

it was my first level 10 skill

[quiet mulch]

even mid game

[solemn hawk]

i usedto never fish early game and now im doing it and wtf its so good

[echo gate]

Can you show ||romantic interest via bouquet|| to two villagers at once?

[quiet mulch]

cuz like think about it

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[echo gate]

Wow sounds dirty not intentional 😂

[quiet mulch]

you can get like 6000 fishing every day

[distant sphinx]

You can do it to all 12

[serene rivet]

Hello chat

[quiet mulch]

with only bait and fishing rod

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome

[quiet mulch]

and max skill

fishing from 8 to 12

or so

[serene rivet]

I think i have become addicted enough to stardew to join this server

[solemn hawk]

hiiii

[serene rivet]

hellooo

[quiet mulch]

if you do that for 28 days, you have 168.000 a month

[left parrot]

but mid game you're too busy to fish so
well, atleast i am.. i'm packed with things to do

[serene rivet]

Money? Where how

[solemn hawk]

im gonna go get 50 quality sprinklers to spite you boymoder

[serene rivet]

So i did a funny called

Sweet berry seed on day 15-

i didnt plant it

[quiet mulch]

51

you can't beat that

[solemn hawk]

but i can

[serene rivet]

Damn 51 sprinklers? I aint even got ONE

[distant sphinx]

52 🤯

[quiet mulch]

with what

53!

[serene rivet]

btw FISHING IS EEEEEEASSSSSYYY

[solemn hawk]

i cna get 50 sprinklers ALONG WITH MY ALREADY 25

[quiet mulch]

TRUE

[serene rivet]

jesus

[solemn hawk]

AHAHAHAHAAH YOU CANT BEAT ME

[quiet mulch]

simple sprinklers don't count

[left parrot]

i just realized two of my ancient fruit seeds went missing because i forgot to place a scarecrow down

[solemn hawk]

2 of them water 8 tiles total so i technically have 12.5 extra quality sprinklers

[distant sphinx]

[serene rivet]

I dont even have one sprinkler and you want 75? Jeez

[solemn hawk]

SOOO 62.5 SPRINKLERS.

[solemn hawk]

farming :)

[serene rivet]

Dayum

[solemn hawk]

melons and blueberries <3

[serene rivet]

Strawberries

[solemn hawk]

i have 100 strawberries rn

[serene rivet]

So let me get this straight

[small raft]

do you still gain friendship with villagers if u talk to them during a festival

[serene rivet]

When i enter summer

[solemn hawk]

yes

[quiet mulch]

kelopp

[serene rivet]

frame 1 my strawberries commit non exist

[quiet mulch]

how many iridium largemouth bass have u caught

[serene rivet]

More then i can count

[solemn hawk]

yup

[solemn hawk]

no iridium ones yet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[quiet mulch]

I caught 15 in total!!!!

iridium quality

[solemn hawk]

like 20 iridium carps and 10 iridium bullheads yet no largemouth bass

[serene rivet]

MAAAAAAAAN IM GOING TO

[solemn hawk]

good job

[quiet mulch]

diagnosis: skill issue

[magic wadi]

bro it feels like the game me even MORE rocks and twigs this spring 😭

[left parrot]

im more of a cindersap and ocean type of guy

[solemn hawk]

kirbo aare you in yor first world

[solemn hawk]

im just a mining dude

[quiet mulch]

I'm more of a cozy little lake kind of gal :3

[left parrot]

every season debris spawns at your farm, so yes it did 😭

[quiet mulch]

I will mine harder tjan you

I'm the most miner there ever was

[solemn hawk]

how many gold ore + bars u got

[quiet mulch]

you will see

[left parrot]

i respect dat, still a very good option :p

[solemn hawk]

sus

i like fishing at the mountains

[left parrot]

ya, thats the lake !

[solemn hawk]

miss boymoder...???????

oh it is? kewl

[quiet mulch]

I literally got hat mouse on day 2 iirc

no day 3

[solemn hawk]

hiw many ancient seeds have you got 🤓

[quiet mulch]

0

[solemn hawk]

i got 2 of the artifact 😭

[quiet mulch]

oh cool

[solemn hawk]

fr

i managed to get my sisters to join for a day so i could get theirs from mysuem

[quiet mulch]

WhAt

outside assistance

[chilly wind]

trash, uninstall

[quiet mulch]

can we disqualify you???

[left parrot]

cheater !!! disquglifed !! 😡 🤬

[quiet mulch]

uninstall your windows 34

nerd!!!!

[chilly wind]

I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say in this server so I will not say anything.

[solemn hawk]

WHAT

[left parrot]

yummy hardwood

[solemn hawk]

well excuse me tyvm they havebt eveb grown yet and ut isnt outsufe assistance if im purley using the coop mechabic of the game :)

[quiet mulch]

I think your biggest problem is that you're not gonna have enough money to even buy enough summer crops for your sprinklers😭

[chilly wind]

are you playing with mods?

[quiet mulch]

nah bro

[left parrot]

94 hardwood 🙏

[chilly wind]

who tf talked to you bro

[quiet mulch]

rabbit guy is vanilla

[solemn hawk]

i have 17k tyvm

[quiet mulch]

genuinely grow as a person

[solemn hawk]

and im gonna have 30k with my next harvest of straws

[left parrot]

rabbit woman wearing an oversized minecraft hoodie is purely vanilla

[chilly wind]

ok

[left parrot]

seriously, though no i'm playing with 65 visual mods

119 hardwood 🙏

[solemn hawk]

i need like 10 quartz 50 iron ore and 30 coal for 40 quality sprinklers

[left parrot]

good luck

coal is probably the hardest if you can't find dust sprites 💀

[river perch]

i am bad at making money in this game lol

[slate oracle]

Where can you get hardwood seeds?

[left parrot]

they drop from hardwood stumps

[slate oracle]

Ok

Ty

[solemn hawk]

it definitely is but i can still get it pretty easily

[chilly wind]

make 500 kegs for easy money

[left parrot]

ya, still pretty tough and ur year 1
no burglar ring, prob not a good weapon either but gl 😭

[solemn hawk]

15000 wood 👍

[solemn hawk]

iron tooth and yea no burglar ring

i got like 45 coal in one day before sooo i can do it

honestly quartz is the hard one

[chilly wind]

bro when I played I bought like x3 that amount of wood lol

it's not even that expensive ngl

[left parrot]

trust me you'll get to a point where finding quartz is like an obstruction to your main mining trip

i leave with 10-15 quartz every ice level mining trip, when my main goal was to get a bunch of coal

[slate oracle]

What can I do to get lots of copper for kegs without buying from Clint because y2 prices bro

[solemn hawk]

45000x10= 135000 gold year one

[distant sphinx]

Mine

[solemn hawk]

jeez

[slate oracle]

I swear copper levels give hardly no copper tho

[left parrot]

yuh, i leave every mining trip with 70+ coal (assuming they're coal focused obv)

[chilly wind]

isn't it 10 gold for one

[solemn hawk]

oh shoot i did it times 3 mb

brain got confused because you said you got 3 times the amount abd im tired

[chilly wind]

no it should be 450000

[solemn hawk]

450k

[chilly wind]

yeah

[left parrot]

the 2,500 copper and iron ores

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[chilly wind]

easy

[left parrot]

the half a stack of oak resin

[chilly wind]

I'm gonna come back to stardew

[chilly wind]

just make a massive tree farm in the ||desert|| and put 5 trillion tappers easy

[distant sphinx]

Keep resetting floor 26 or 36 if you're not scared of the dark

[left parrot]

the 3 ingots and wood you'll need for every tapper

[left parrot]

it's not that easy early game bro

[slate oracle]

Ok TY

[solemn hawk]

@slate oracle reset floor 20 repeatedly

because you can get ladder ater elevator and elevator floors give no copper

[quiet mulch]

ok 15 gold bars in one run

at medium luck day

[chilly wind]

just do tea leaves strategy int he beginning to make a lot of money and from that point it's easy

[quiet mulch]

day isn't even done yet

aiming for 20

[chilly wind]

if you wanna tryhard you can also fish all day but if I play again I'm not gonna do that because it's boring

[quiet mulch]

putting effort into the game = try harding apparently

[left parrot]

sounds boring not gonna lie

[quiet mulch]

real

[solemn hawk]

how do i get alot of quartz guys

[quiet mulch]

not gonna tell u

[solemn hawk]

specifically 10:)

[left parrot]

1. farm coal

[quiet mulch]

I won't let u get the 40!!!!

[solemn hawk]

WOW

im just gonna farm coal like im doing

love you asianfxilure

[chilly wind]

it's more fun than fishing

[left parrot]

and check garbage cans

[formal kelp]

Good evening my farmies ❤️

[chilly wind]

what's up

[solemn hawk]

are you actually asian

[quiet mulch]

btw can u pass out in the caves

without losing anything

[left parrot]

ya

[chilly wind]

yeah

[solemn hawk]

YOURE COOL

[quiet mulch]

asianfailure??

[formal kelp]

Just got back from d&d and now I go shower and play some sdv until 3am probably

[solemn hawk]

ily

[quiet mulch]

did bro/sin get a b

[left parrot]

brr im western asian

[quiet mulch]

sis*

[night bear]

How?

[distant sphinx]

2am

[solemn hawk]

if its stardrop luck day yu might not lose aby items

even if you die :0

[left parrot]

no i got a 55 on math 😭 😭

[quiet mulch]

same

[left parrot]

that's a passing F

[quiet mulch]

I'm norwegian tho so it's cool

[solemn hawk]

wow 55 on maths

[chilly wind]

bro that's not asian

[quiet mulch]

I'm allowed to be a dumbass

[solemn hawk]

i got 97 on maths

[left parrot]

? it is

[quiet mulch]

i got a a in English and in history

and the rest was just Cs and Bs

[left parrot]

i live on the mediterranean coast

wym not asian

[quiet mulch]

like Syria Lebanon Egypt???

[solemn hawk]

i have no quartz yet 😭

[quiet mulch]

that's technically on the Asian continental plate yeah

[left parrot]

yes, i'm israeli

[quiet mulch]

ohhh cool

[left parrot]

it's asian 😭

[quiet mulch]

I mean technically yeah

[left parrot]

"not asian" my ass what am i an african then

[night bear]

Isn’t Russia technically Asian?

[quiet mulch]

weren't the Jews from Africa tho

[left parrot]

russia is transcontinental

[quiet mulch]

like they were slaves in africa

and then they skedadled to the promised land

[left parrot]

idk history about jews but jews were from all kinds of the world

[night bear]

Got proof?

[left parrot]

europe northern africa asia u name it

[solemn hawk]

BAD NEWS

I HAVE NO QUARTZ

[quiet mulch]

it was revealed to me in a dream

[left parrot]

[left parrot]

that made me giggle out loud

[solemn hawk]

well i actually have 32 but i havwnt got any and its 2pm already

[quiet mulch]

I had a close Asian friend

[gentle matrix]

hello

[chilly wind]

ahuki hoo LO asiati ‼️ 😱

[quiet mulch]

from pakistan

[solemn hawk]

GOOD NEWS

i have 3 quartz

[left parrot]

fuck is u saying ⁉️ 🔥

[quiet mulch]

I haven't heard from him in 2 years and he's also gay so

I'm genuinely scared...

[solemn hawk]

OMG I HAVW 5

[chilly wind]

ברו לא יודע עברית 🔥

[gentle matrix]

i agree

[left parrot]

ana yudeya3 "kama ze" to the cashier

that's it lil bro

[quiet mulch]

favorite place is Asia is india

[chilly wind]

wait really

[quiet mulch]

purely because of the food

they have the best food like ever

[left parrot]

hope he's fine, i'm bi myself and it's a whole ass struggle here to even mention homosexuality

[night bear]

German food is more delicious imo

[quiet mulch]

WOO BABY

[solemn hawk]

i have a diamond

[left parrot]

yes i know kindergarten level hebrew because my school couldn't teach me the language properly
i'm arab myself so i speak 3 languages

[magic wadi]

FINALLY, SLIME RING

[solemn hawk]

REAL

well im not where you are but

3 words of that is relatable

[chilly wind]

wait where are you from in Israel

[left parrot]

haifa* i live in tira carmel now

[quiet mulch]

du bist ein verdammnter idiot

[chilly wind]

blud what kind of israel do you live in

[night bear]

No need for insults…

[left parrot]

wym they're all homophobic rats here

[wanton tiger]

English only, also be respectful

[quiet mulch]

yeah I mean

[chilly wind]

how lmao

[quiet mulch]

US puppet state so not surprised

[left parrot]

3aravim

[chilly wind]

man who asked

[left parrot]

manayek

[quiet mulch]

jkjk

[iron glen]

[quiet mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-stop-coping-subhuman-coping-just-right-gif-20747920

[left parrot]

Bibi netanyahu would do anything for biden's f-35

[quiet mulch]

lmaoo

f35s are pretty sexy tyo

[chilly wind]

bibi netanyahu 👑

[quiet mulch]

tho

[left parrot]

LOL

hes commited multiple accounts of fraud

and accepted bribes

[quiet mulch]

erdogan finally let sweden into NATO

[left parrot]

erdogan salty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1096513223018160261.gif?size=48&name=SkullSpin&quality=lossless

[void mauve]

I thought this was a stardew valley discord

[left parrot]

oh yeah

uhhhhhhhhhhh

guys whats yall favorite crop

[iron glen]

Can we like... not?

[solemn hawk]

quartz

[left parrot]

abigail:

[quiet mulch]

Lmaoofofoff

[solemn hawk]

i have 5 of it are you proud of me

igot all 5 of my quartz so far on one floor

thats it

[iron glen]

I do like corn.
Pretty good for Spring and Autumn
Quite lucrative if you commit to it

[left parrot]

im very proud

[solemn hawk]

ily

OMG

[left parrot]

my fav is AMARANTH CAUS ITS SO PRETTY

[solemn hawk]

O M G

[chilly wind]

weird question but like how is your life like

[solemn hawk]

I GOT ANOTHER KWARTZ

[quiet mulch]

mildly annoyed

fuck the spirits

I'm getting this gold

[solemn hawk]

i am done farming gold alr

[quiet mulch]

B I got 20 bars in a mid luck day

[left parrot]

idk, just like any citizen..?

[quiet mulch]

that's half of what I need

[iron glen]

It ain't much, but honest work

[solemn hawk]

how long does it take um

[olive roost]

how does the bus work?

[solemn hawk]

how long does it take to uh smelt a refined quartz and is it longe rthab iron

[radiant patio]

||starfruit|| best crop

[chilly wind]

you pay 500 coins and it brings you

[radiant patio]

1.5 ingame hours

[olive roost]

"the driver is not present"....

[radiant patio]

iron takes 2 ingame hours

[solemn hawk]

oh sick

[quiet mulch]

Pakistan

[chilly wind]

wait for pam to arrive

[left parrot]

pam arrives at 9 am every morning

[solemn hawk]

its faster than iron no way

[quiet mulch]

NOT PAKISTAN

[olive roost]

ah

[wanton tiger]

do the vault bundle and it gets repaired, then pay 500g for a ticket to go to calico desert
You have to wait until Pam gets there, around 9am

[left parrot]

PAKISTAN

[quiet mulch]

I meant PAM

[left parrot]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[solemn hawk]

10am loser

[radiant patio]

she gets there at 10:00

[quiet mulch]

chair:

[left parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1054028918014881853.gif?size=48&name=starkscream&quality=lossless

[radiant patio]

what

[left parrot]

she appears in the area at 9-ish* just not present at the bus stop exactly

[chilly wind]

yeah sorry this was a stupid question lol

[quiet mulch]

(if you place a chair or furniture in front of her she becomes enraged and moves faster)

[wanton tiger]

stand in front of her and she gets there faster

[olive roost]

is there anything that i should absolutely have for sc?

[radiant patio]

food buffs

good weapon (at least a steel falchion)

[olive roost]

how do i get those?

[radiant patio]

you can trade in gems for triple shot espresso and spicy eel at the desert trader

[chilly wind]

my grandma is from haifa too btw, she still lives there

[radiant patio]

speed and luck are important in the caverns

also have many staricases but dont craft them - trade in jades for staircases on sundays

[wanton tiger]

spoiler tag ||sc, staircases, spicy eel and tse, a good weapon (galaxy sword is good)||

[quiet mulch]

I'm the most miner ever

[left parrot]

bro slaying 50 skeletons is crazy what is clint on about

[quiet mulch]

noone mines as hard as me

[radiant patio]

having a p shard before SC is pretty unlikely

[stark rivet]

this game fr making me give a gift to PAM 💀

[chilly wind]

lmao

[olive roost]

ive been trying for one. thats why im going to being with.

[wanton tiger]

it could happen but I’m just saying it’s good

[radiant patio]

if you dont have a galaxy sword buy a lava katana from the adventurer's guild (or if you cant afford a steel falchion at the very least)

[solemn hawk]

i am done

with farming the mines

[olive roost]

i have steel falchion

[solemn hawk]

k not exactly i need like 6 more coal and 2 more quartz

[radiant patio]

that should serve you fine until you get a prismatic shard

[olive roost]

ok :)

[radiant patio]

also make sure to have a lot of bombs

explosive ammo especially

[chilly wind]

you can use the sword you get from the mines it's fine, just use bombs and stairs to find the irridium ores quickly so you can get a prismatic shard

[olive roost]

how do i get that?

[radiant patio]

you get the crafting recipe for it from reaching level 8 combat

[olive roost]

ive got level 7..

[radiant patio]

after that you can craft 5 for 1 iron bar and 2 coal, or you can buy them from the AG for 300 apiece

[chilly wind]

just use bombs they are good enough

[olive roost]

what type?

[radiant patio]

bombs and mega bombs

[serene rivet]

Yeah

[radiant patio]

you can just buy them from the dwarf of course

[serene rivet]

my first time playing

[chilly wind]

go on a lucky day though

and bring some food

[radiant patio]

but if you don't have all the dwarf scrolls they're simple enough to craft

make sure to go pretty much only on very lucky days

because luck impacts your chances of finding ladders

[olive roost]

i made 23 mega bombs

[chilly wind]

yeah that's good

if you got jade to turn into stairs that would also be good

[olive roost]

im gonna get a little explosive ammo before i go.

i dont have any jade

[radiant patio]

use the crystalarium you got from the 25k g bundle to make jades ASAP

jades are essential

[chilly wind]

because sometimes 5 trillion enemies jump on you so you can just stair instead of waste time and fight them with a bad weapon

[olive roost]

gotcha. i only have one crystalarium though. is that enough?

[radiant patio]

also sometimes the rocks are super spread out and it will be super slow to find a ladder

[radiant patio]

once you go into the caverns you'll be able to craft more with the iridium bars you find in there

[olive roost]

ok

thanks guys :)

[radiant patio]

np at all

[undone turret]

Accidentally dropped a bomb on my own farm, AMA

[chilly wind]

how bad is the damage

[solemn hawk]

nice

[tribal vessel]

So, what's the day been like the second time through?

[chilly wind]

lmao

[olive roost]

i would guess that killing ememies is the best way to increase combat level?

[radiant patio]

yes

[chilly wind]

combat level is not that importnat don't worry about it

[radiant patio]

to do that i killed dust sprites in the mines because while you're doing that you're also grinding for coal and working towards the monster slayer challenge which gives you the burglar ring

[undone turret]

Damage was not terrible overall. Lost a couple furnace, worm bin, crystalarium, seed maker

[radiant patio]

the burglar ring is one of the most important rings in the game and will be great for sc so i'd start killing dust sprites soon

[olive roost]

i just want the explosive ammo to have it available

[radiant patio]

if you havent already gotten it ofc

[olive roost]

i dont think i do

[radiant patio]

also at lvl 9 you get the iridium band recipe which is super important

another one of the best rings

[quiet mulch]

it's pretty much only good for some craftables and the total 50+ health you get iirc

[radiant patio]

why are you choosing defender

[quiet mulch]

there are also some combat perks that can be good, but generally they make a smaller impact

[quiet mulch]

you get 5+ every level

[radiant patio]

oh mb

[quiet mulch]

5+ health, 5 x 10 = 50

dw

[radiant patio]

you also get the additional 15 from choosing fighter

[cunning silo]

except for 5 and 10

unless you pick a perk that gives maxhp

[gentle matrix]

what floor i can find iraduim ? (pls dont be far )

[radiant patio]

the soonest you can find iridium nodes is locked behind a community center reward

you have to complete the vault bundle and repair the bus

in the meantime just focus on finishing the mines

[hexed smelt]

Brute is still better. Take the extra damage. It can't damage you if it's dead.

[gentle matrix]

bruh

[radiant patio]

brute W

[radiant patio]

at the current moment for you iridium isn't relevant

[quiet mulch]

I mean yeah absolutely

[gentle matrix]

i need it to craft sprinklers

[dim zinc]

is it the ||skull cavern?||

[hexed smelt]

Defender is a flat 25 hp.

[quiet mulch]

though combat is kinda not that difficult so it doesn't make a huge difference

[radiant patio]

you gain 5 per level

except for level 5 and 10

[quiet mulch]

ok👍

[radiant patio]

but since you're choosing brute its a total of 55 including the 15 from fighter

[solemn hawk]

hey boymoder

guess what

i have all the stuff for 40 quality spirnklers and its spring 25

[quiet mulch]

very nice

I have all the stuff for 45

:3

I lied I haven't smelted all the stuff yet

but when I smelt it I'll have enough

[left parrot]

having like 900 iron ore but not the coal to smelt any of it is such a pain

oh and waiting for it to smelt

[cunning silo]

duspeitrer

[solemn hawk]

i have like 1k iron ore and 300 coal in another world

[quiet mulch]

I need 5 more quarts

[solemn hawk]

nice

[formal kelp]

What is the railroad for?

[solemn hawk]

what day you on

[cunning silo]

trains

[formal kelp]

😭

[cunning silo]

2 post cc things and 1 place to submit special order

space to put stuff if you want

[radiant patio]

sometimes trains come by and drop some times

but they're pretty rare

also some funky stuff happens there later on

[dull mist]

i'm on day 16 summer year 1, what should i focus on

[tribal vessel]

I've never felt the drops are good enough to justify the time traveling to the railroad

[radiant patio]

yeah it's pretty irrelevant

a lot of the time its just a joja train that drops nothing

[left parrot]

i've had a few trains come by in my playthrough

none of them had loot

and that was before i had a horse so i had to walk all the way from where i was to the railroad

[tribal vessel]

fr

[tribal vessel]

Big oof

[chilly wind]

yeah

[left parrot]

casually dropping 3 bone swords while killing skeletons for clint

[chilly wind]

I just used that area to plant trees

other than it's useless

[formal kelp]

ty for the explanation ❤️

[left parrot]

that summer theme always slaps

🔥

[solemn hawk]

alright i have the stuff for my 40 sprinklers now

its not 50 but it'll do

[quiet mulch]

the race is on

[left parrot]

does fruit quality affect the seedmaker?

[quiet mulch]

I can't confirm

2 sec

[solemn hawk]

i dont think so

i remember getting a mixed seed from a gold quality AF

so probably not

i think it's random

[left parrot]

that's so weird

[cunning silo]

no it doesnt

dont worry about that formula

[solemn hawk]

ew

[left parrot]

yeah, i thought it was like that because the pattern it made for me

i put a silver one in and i got 2

a gold one gave me 3

and a regular gave me 1, even though the formula is random

just got lucky

[solemn hawk]

i might be able to get minecarts rn

i dont have boiler room unlocked but i have stuff for spring crop bundle to unlock it

[quiet mulch]

already got it

:3

[solemn hawk]

gonna go to google n see what i need to bring up

[quiet mulch]

I'll help!!

[solemn hawk]

congrats :)

[quiet mulch]

1 of each bar

gold silver copper

[solemn hawk]

oooo ty

[left parrot]

the minecarts are so usefuuul :p

[quiet mulch]

000 slime, 10 bat wings, 1 void essence, 1 light essence

though you only need 2 of 4

[solemn hawk]

okay

[quiet mulch]

and then finally

[solemn hawk]

i have that stuff

[quiet mulch]

fire quartz, ice tear, quartz, earth crystal

[solemn hawk]

oh dang

i got all that thanks

[velvet forum]

Fire quartz always my last find

[solemn hawk]

however now i need to go get another damn quartz

[left parrot]

soo, i got 10 af seeds from the first harvest from spring :D
should i plant those aswell so it starts producing in fall ?

[chilly wind]

yeah

[solemn hawk]

yep

[chilly wind]

it's worth it to plant as long as it produces at least 1

[left parrot]

ookay !

[solemn hawk]

time to get the minecarts 😎

[quiet mulch]

seems to be much rarer than normal quartz ywah

I got it this run by resetting floor 81

[solemn hawk]

nice

[bold copper]

And she said teenagers scare,

[chilly wind]

ok

[solemn hawk]

minecarts are done :0

[pallid cedar]

i have a question

[chilly wind]

I'm a teenager we don't scare dude

[chilly wind]

ask

[left parrot]

[solemn hawk]

only took me this long because my cauliflowers just grew lmfao

[pallid cedar]

how does one aquire iridium

[bold copper]

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

[left parrot]

it's okay i got minecarts way later than u 😭

[chilly wind]

in ||skull caverns in the desert(you get there by the bus||

[dry hollow]

What farm should I choose for my second play through

[pallid cedar]

oh

[solemn hawk]

forest farm is cool but up to you

[pallid cedar]

i hate trees

[solemn hawk]

same with four corners

and standard

[edgy charm]

Huge fan of 4 corners, with many many fish ponds

[quiet mulch]

I will never be comfortable with aristotle around here

[chilly wind]

forest farm is beautiful also hilltop farm
standard farm is the best
beach farm is also really cool

[solemn hawk]

lmao

[chilly wind]

bro get off my d

[quiet mulch]

he's like that one guy at a party that tries to be the center of attention

[cunning silo]

go forest

[solemn hawk]

LETS GO

[edgy charm]

Beach farm no sprinklers 💀

[quiet mulch]

but fails miserably because he's a dick

[left parrot]

[solemn hawk]

I GOT MY QUARTZ INSTANTLY FROM FLOOR 41

honestly i could get 45 spirnklers if i get 5 more quartz

[quiet mulch]

yeah I try to stay atleast 500 miles away from it

just to be safe

[quiet mulch]

WAIT

I'm on floor 41 aswell

SHE SNUCK INTO MY ROOM

[cunning silo]

🤯

[solemn hawk]

CAPYBARGA

[quiet mulch]

CATYBARA

[solemn hawk]

real

[chilly wind]

nah bro you are obsessed with me you want to be me so bad but you can't

[quiet mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-bateman-cute-explaining-gif-25169578

[solemn hawk]

why is this argument even happening

[solemn hawk]

excuse me i have to return some videotapes

[quiet mulch]

bro is making Patrick Bateman seem sane

[chilly wind]

where did you find this gif of me omg

[quiet mulch]

"she's calling me an asshole she's clearly in love with me"

[solemn hawk]

LMAO

[quiet mulch]

💀

anyways enough of being a meanie

[solemn hawk]

woe is me nahh man serial axe murderer is me

okay im gonna have 50k total earned tmr

[left parrot]

i have no words

[solemn hawk]

i hwve many words

like balls 🤯

[dim tulip]

Flower Dance worst event

[left parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/961635400336678952.gif?size=48&name=shocked&quality=lossless

[solemn hawk]

BRO

[pallid cedar]

i dont go to events

waste of time fr

[solemn hawk]

TRAVELLING CART IS SELLINGME THE TREE OF THE WINTER STAR

[pallid cedar]

im on that farming grind

[solemn hawk]

IT IS THE 26TH OF SPRING

[dim tulip]

And?

It's normal

[left parrot]

preparing early for christmas

[solemn hawk]

but why is it cheaper than the cost of it at the festivals

[pallid cedar]

probably because its not winter

[solemn hawk]

it costs like 5k on christmas and festival of ice mf is 1750g in this cart

oh true

[left parrot]

smuggled in, dats why

[solemn hawk]

should i buy it :3

[pallid cedar]

idk

i save all my money for tool upgrades and stuff

[left parrot]

no, like literally kelp 😭

it IS smuggled in, that's what the travelling cart woman does

[solemn hawk]

im saving up for uhh

[chilly wind]

it's probably a fake one don't buy

[solemn hawk]

oh no i know its smuggled from gotoro empire

im saving for crops in summer

because im gonna have 420 of them

THIS BEGS ANOTHER QUESTION

melons or blueberries or both????

[left parrot]

you know i think i see it now, the thought of the travelling cart lady smuggling in christmas trees in the spring is funny 😭

[pallid cedar]

blueberries

[chilly wind]

blueberries

unless you got machines then melons

[pallid cedar]

multiple after harvest > melon

[chilly wind]

like kegs/jar

[solemn hawk]

i usually get machines

[left parrot]

melons are gud for kegging and preserving and stuff blablbla

[solemn hawk]

however

i may save stuff for machines for fall when pumpkins come around

[pallid cedar]

bro on my switch save i have 19 mayonaise machines

[solemn hawk]

pumpkin pickles sell for almost 1k with artisan

[left parrot]

getting craftables is such a pain in the ass

PRESERVE JARS AND KEGS

[chilly wind]

bro knows what it's about

[left parrot]

[solemn hawk]

okay im gonna get blueberries ty guys

[pallid cedar]

gotta make all your money before winter

[solemn hawk]

i will get some melons for cc i do need quality crop bundle

[pallid cedar]

and then buy cows and go broke

[solemn hawk]

wait how much are blueberry seeds

[chilly wind]

if you don't have at least 10 millins by winter you lost the game dude

[left parrot]

80 gold

[solemn hawk]

so if im getting around 380 of them

that willcost me uh

[left parrot]

30,400g

i have my calculator open from the starfruit investment :p

[solemn hawk]

oh man

and thats just the blueberries

[left parrot]

deluxe barn + 12 pigs

[solemn hawk]

i can't buy this dang tree then :(

[left parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[chilly wind]

apple?

[pallid cedar]

im not even kidding when i say go broke

[solemn hawk]

no the christmas tree form the cart

[chilly wind]

ohh

[left parrot]

awh it's ok!!! u'll get it on winter, plus what are u gonna do with a christmas tree in the spring

[pallid cedar]

i made 100k and bought a bard and cows during winter and was left with 2k

*barn

[solemn hawk]

true

DUDE TRUFFLES ARE SO GOOD FOR MONEY

[left parrot]

worth it

[pallid cedar]

i should go grab my switch

and see exactly what im on and tell you how far behind i am

[left parrot]

im working on a barn soon enough, i WILL get another deluxe barn this season
i've got 12 chickens, 4 ducks and 12 cows so far

[solemn hawk]

you can honestly sell them outright if you have botanist profession until you get the resources for the oil makers

theyre so good dude

[chilly wind]

just sell them don't even make the oil makers

[solemn hawk]

i love truffles they were my money making method for years in this other world

[chilly wind]

it's not worth it for the low price difference

[solemn hawk]

ye ah true

[left parrot]

i want the oil though

rain totemz

[chilly wind]

oh yeah they are good for these

[solemn hawk]

its only worth it if you have artisan and even then like 200g increase i think?

[chilly wind]

In my farm I had infinite rain totems

[pallid cedar]

its a good day when you turn on your switch and see stardew valley and dark souls right next to eachother

[chilly wind]

well not infinite because pigs don't produce but yeha

[left parrot]

i just checked, 1,250g iridium quality truffle

and 1,500 oil

but heres the thing, if you recently bought pigs its way better to turn them into oil

[solemn hawk]

not even worth it

[chilly wind]

still no tworth it ngl you need a lot of oil makers if you have a lot of pigs and they are expensive to make

[solemn hawk]

oil makers are hard to make man

[left parrot]

unless truffle mechanics are diff, idk how they work

[solemn hawk]

20 hardwood and 50 slime iirc

[pallid cedar]

oh god wait

what should i have by year 6

[solemn hawk]

idk

[chilly wind]

100% the game

[solemn hawk]

probably

[pallid cedar]

aha i dont even have 1 iridium bar-

[solemn hawk]

LOL

[chilly wind]

lmao

[left parrot]

yis and 1 gold ingot for some reason