stardew-valley

[subtle mango]

friendzoned 1000 times

[velvet forum]

SDV polyam mods be like

[quiet mulch]

added an extra 970 people to stardew??

[lost oriole]

um? I think we may have different definitions of abusive.

[quiet mulch]

ridgeside Valley be like:

[lost oriole]

I have not seen any behaviour from demetrius that even hints at this

[subtle mango]

i feel in love with an emo gworl

[velvet forum]

Yes I am.

[tender glade]

Maybe not robin but he straight up ignores sebby's existence and tells him to move out

[subtle mango]

robin needs to talk about her family and not our dead grandpa because she got some issues

[velvet forum]

You'd be surprised the number of men who are willing to marry someone with kids from other relationships, but only if they are never expected to treat those kids as their own. 😞

[tidal rivet]

Sebby's bedroom is literally in the basement tho 😭

[velvet forum]

Her insulting the farmhouse and negging you to get paid does NOT sit well with me.

[tender glade]

?????

Bro are you really

[quiet mulch]

men 🤮

[subtle mango]

exactly

but i mean the farmhouse is kinda a shithole then u get it

[timid quartz]

Come on lol

[velvet forum]

A great example of "yes, BUT..."

[subtle mango]

[velvet forum]

Also I typically only upgrade it so I can make TSE.

[subtle mango]

the reactions 💀

[tender glade]

Is it that hard to type out triple shot espresso my tired ass thought you were crafting the elder scrolls

[subtle mango]

the stardew valley community sure does love abbreviations (not complaining or anything but its hard to read)

[lost oriole]

honestly... some things in this game that are played for laughs, I think people take seriously. That's a good example IMO. It's a game, parts of it are meant to be lighthearted and funny, even as other parts can get serious.

[velvet forum]

My lazy thumbs have utterly failed to be wounded by your even lazier insult.

[tender glade]

I was gonna type "thought you was crafting" but you'd be like "erm why are you speaking in African American Vernacular English your post history clearly indicates that you are a Caucasian man"

[wraith cave]

Heeyy, what do i need to download to get mods?

ive found a to do list mod which i neeeeed

[subtle mango]

#modded-stardew

[lost oriole]

trrrry #modded-stardew ?

[wraith cave]

Okok, sorry i didnt know if that was j showing off mods etc-

[subtle mango]

its oke

[velvet forum]

They'll help you over there.

!gettingstarted

[novel thistle]

If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide

[lost oriole]

it's fine to ask! Just that some of us aren't modded users and some of us are switch players so we're not qualified to assist

[subtle mango]

whats yalls favorite color for a junimo

[wraith cave]

Okay! thankyou tho :)

[timid quartz]

sdv fans when a funny outgoing redhead lumberjack mom playfully makes a mild joke at their expense

[lost oriole]

blue

[distant sphinx]

Truly

[cobalt hare]

Yellow

[velvet karma]

XD

[tidal rivet]

||rainbow||

[subtle mango]

seems like its golden
i like it

[iron glen]

I'll say, as someone who has been emotionally ripped apart by Stardew Valley for personal reasons in these last few weeks, I can't say I blame people for being engaged.
There is this aura about the game that you feel welcomed... the charm, art style, the music...

So much so I'm taking breaks so I don't freak out and suffer more episodes

[lost oriole]

oh, I agree, for a lighthearted farming sim, a lot of our NPCs are so broken, too. You don't get that shit with harvest moon

[quiet mulch]

I got dwarf scroll II III and IV by the spring 20 y1

now I'm just missing dsI

[subtle mango]

[worthy light]

Is there a reason why only some devices can have multiplayer and the rest don't?

[lost oriole]

that said, IMO it's also a skill to recognise when something is a joke and meant to be laughed at or not taken seriously.

Whether or not it should be played for laughs is one thing, but at least recognising the intent for what it is...

[cobalt hare]

what's the best crop to plant for each season

[quiet mulch]

Shane reminds me of my dad and I'm not sure how to feel about that

:p

[cobalt hare]

is your dad hot

[quiet mulch]

he used to be

when he was younger

now not so much

also Shane isn't hot

[cobalt hare]

yes he is :(

[subtle mango]

woah what

[distant sphinx]

Spring-strawberries summer-starfruit fall-pumpkins winter-💀

[subtle mango]

winter is winter foregable seeds duh

[quiet mulch]

sane question

[radiant patio]

winter seeds and fiber

[iron glen]

Shane reminds me of a college friend. He was the best.
Unfortinely, things don't got the way we want...

[quiet mulch]

I got most of my genes from my mom it seems

cuz I look like a carbon copy of her when she was younger

[violet moon]

i love seeing this after saving all of my cheese n mayo

[cobalt hare]

unlucky if your dad is shane (joke im sure your mom is awesome)

[subtle mango]

nice cursor

[quiet mulch]

she is thank u

[violet moon]

kitty paw (:

[quiet mulch]

I got my dad's eye color I think??

but they both had blue eyess

she had lighter blue eyes

whilst him (and me) have these deep ocean blue eyes

[iron glen]

Abigael is literally the almost identical copy of my ex in attitude...
When I reached her 8-heart interaction, I had to physically remove myself from the room and not play the game for like...2 days

[subtle mango]

oh sorry that happened to you :(

[quiet mulch]

Emily reminds me of my ex but honestly I'm not too bothered

(personality wise btw)

she wasn't a bad partner, I still consider her a friend tbh

[vagrant igloo]

What skill level are you guys on? im on level 10 for all of them except farming(lvl 5).

[subtle mango]

all 1 except for level 3 ming and level 6 fishing

[tidal rivet]

Lvl 10 for all skills

[subtle mango]

but i got a strategy to get to level 6 before summer on farming

[vagrant igloo]

Ohh coool

[proud mauve]

who is this? I never seen her before

[distant sphinx]

Jodi

[vagrant igloo]

Jodi

[subtle mango]

Jodi

[proud mauve]

ok

[vagrant igloo]

Sam’s mom i think

[proud mauve]

thanks

[sick ivy]

Bruh I got a hanging basket but not woodskip

[hazy tapir]

I got a goat for bundles, and now I got what I needed from it

[vagrant igloo]

I pulled 5 baskets in a row from the pond before

[proud mauve]

cant even play the arcade 😭

[shell crane]

Hanging basket 😍

[hazy tapir]

Wondering if I should sell it and buy a cow?

[distant sphinx]

You can play the other one

[sick ivy]

I need that kinda luck but not rn

[proud mauve]

oh no

[vagrant igloo]

I forget how to unlock arcade

[sick ivy]

I want the fish ghhhh

[distant sphinx]

Floor 120 for the skull key

[proud mauve]

joja logo reminds me of amazon

[hazy tapir]

Bottom of the mines

[distant sphinx]

More of Walmart imo

[vagrant igloo]

I didnt want the basket either i need woodskip for fishponddss

[distant sphinx]

They're both blue

[subtle mango]

Joja
\__/

[proud mauve]

i never seen the walmart logo so i wouldnt know

[vagrant igloo]

Bottom of the mines was fun to get to

[tidal rivet]

Both cows and goats are worth it to have imo. It's up to you if you wanna sell it tho

[sick ivy]

Rn I'm just praying I get a fruit from the traveling cart because I'm not about to buy a fruit tree sapling

[vagrant igloo]

Im trying to get a bunch of pigs

[sick ivy]

Me too!! Though I gotta upgrade my barn first and I got no wood 😔

[subtle mango]

goat cheese is a good source of income

[vagrant igloo]

I need stonee for stair casessss

[distant sphinx]

Average mushroom cave user or average got backstabbed by bats

[distant sphinx]

Cows are better

[subtle mango]

get a bunch of jades trust me

[hazy tapir]

I looked it up, you get more money from cow cheese

[proud mauve]

linus with no tech tips 😢

[vagrant igloo]

Omg i got mushroom 🍄 cave lowkey wondering if it was bad idea

[distant sphinx]

It's not

[sick ivy]

The mushroom cave has served me well but now I barely go there anymore

[distant sphinx]

Just buy fruit trees

[subtle mango]

best idea

[vagrant igloo]

Amazing

[hazy tapir]

1 goat cheese every 2 days gets you 800g, 2 cow cheese for two days gets you 920

[iron glen]

This game has been.. triggering some things in me.
I'm also not in the best state of mind.
The reason I even bought was because I wanted to play with my now ex, who was not a gaming person...
Now, I'm playing on my own

[hazy tapir]

When they are iridum quality

[subtle mango]

oh my
if thats too much for you go try other games if u want, trust me it will do more good than bad

i get how that feels

[quiet mulch]

omfg

I'm too fast

[subtle mango]

what happened?

[quiet mulch]

almost lvl 80 in the mines!!!!

spring 20 y1

is this a good pace?

[subtle mango]

wow!

very good tbh

i am level 65 at day 16

[proud mauve]

I asked my friend if there's a way to guarantee rain every day and they said "watch your step" what???

[quiet mulch]

almost as in 70

only 10 more until 80

[polar coral]

Good noon channel-

[quiet mulch]

hai

[sick ivy]

Helooo

[subtle mango]

rain is determined by the amount of steps

[polar coral]

Holy cow what the hell is that profile picture😱

[distant sphinx]

So rain is determined by the amount of steps you take so you can step manipulate (or just use rain totems)

[tidal rivet]

Hi hi

[proud mauve]

what

this sounds so weird

[subtle mango]

it is weird

[velvet forum]

Side fact: rain totems cannot cause a thunderstorm, but they can continue a natural thunderstorm indefinitely.

[distant sphinx]

Idk how else I could've worded it

[quiet mulch]

true true

post this cat with divine intentions

[distant sphinx]

[tidal rivet]

Cutie

[distant sphinx]

Is it yours?

[quiet mulch]

no

[velvet forum]

The game uses the number of steps you have taken during the day, along with the game file ransom seed, to determine whether rain is predicted.

[quiet mulch]

it's the singularity, born of three cats, destroyer of worlds, devourer of mankind

[proud mauve]

oooh wizardry

[cobalt hare]

give the devourer of mankind a hug

[polar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-scary-sad-gif-26439591

[wintry tusk]

is furniture catalogue worth it?

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[polar coral]

This place started to become Town-hall

[distant sphinx]

Trying to decorate without is very hard

[sick ivy]

It looks like it'll tap on your foot when you eat to kindly ask for foob

[wintry tusk]

thanks!!

[polar coral]

Or should I say
"Town-hole"

[distant sphinx]

Foob

[polar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-rabbithole-falling-tumbling-bye-gif-25381436

[sick ivy]

Foob

[polar coral]

Might aswell drink tea while falling.

https://tenor.com/view/tea-good-morning-love-messages-gif-25662378

[subtle mango]

british

[sick ivy]

Bri'ish

[polar coral]

Oh yeah, I like tea leaves.

[quiet mulch]

WOIOOO

[shell crane]

Crunchy

[polar coral]

Even if I'm not British XD

[quiet mulch]

it's gonna rain all day tomorrow

if its max luck I'm gonna cry tears of joy

[polar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/britain-rains-gif-18116515

[quiet mulch]

NEUTRAL

[velvet forum]

Meh.

[shell crane]

When I went to England for a week it rained the whole time. And at one point it was like pouring and no one cared lol

[cobalt hare]

does the luck on tv have a heavy influence on what happens that day

[quiet mulch]

omg it's spring 21 and I haven't gotten a single chicken yet

[polar coral]

It happens. Sometimes 😉

[shell crane]

Aww your day will come soon I’m praying for u

[polar coral]

Okay I'd better go now

Bye

[proud mauve]

Are there pointy eared leaf lovers in this game

apparently there's wizards and witches

[vagrant igloo]

No chickens for you ig

[quiet mulch]

I have to get barn too

cuz I need pigs by the end of summer

or start of fall

[vagrant igloo]

i have like 12 barn i want to upgrade them

barns**

[shell crane]

Yeah daily luck influences a lot of things like mining, finding ladders and gems or less monsters and lots of other stuff https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Luck

[tidal rivet]

That's a lot of barns

[vagrant igloo]

ikr

[shell crane]

I would be careful clicking the link there’s some spoilers

[vagrant igloo]

But o wanted to just buy them and fill with pigs

[shell crane]

Don’t scroll too far down ig

[vagrant igloo]

the wiki is a set up if u want no spoilers

[tidal rivet]

And here I am having only 2 barns and 1 coop, and always not having enough hay to feed the animals

[quiet mulch]

rest in pieces

[vagrant igloo]

how long yall been playing?

[shell crane]

There’s never enough hay 😞

[quiet mulch]

anyways my animal game is SLOW AF

and I'm suppose to have enough quality sprinklers by spring 28 y1

[tidal rivet]

Indeed

[distant sphinx]

Put it in a seedmaker

[quiet mulch]

it's 21 now

[vagrant igloo]

ive never had a single animal

[tidal rivet]

A month and 2 weeks

[vagrant igloo]

I want quality sprinklerrrrs soo bad 🥲

[proud mauve]

1 day

[reef nimbus]

at what time does moonlight jellys stat

[subtle mango]

what day and season are u on?

[distant sphinx]

10pm iirc

[reef nimbus]

is there anything to buy at moonjellys

[velvet forum]

I've found that the faster I progress, the less fun I have. 🤔

[vagrant igloo]

Winter y4

[lost oriole]

always play at your own pace

[quiet mulch]

naww dog💀💀💀

[cedar sequoia]

If I uninstall the game and reinstall it will I loose my character?

[vagrant igloo]

I feel like I should have money but I legit never farm

[subtle mango]

oof

well just process throught the mines and get many quartzes and u will have enough for sprinklers

[quiet mulch]

I have 20 refined quarts now

let's math

160 tiles

[placid flame]

What should i do when im lucky?

[quiet mulch]

20 sprinklers can cover 160 tiles

so 160 crops

not too shabbt

[distant sphinx]

Shabbt

[subtle mango]

wow nice

[vagrant igloo]

Im tryna get like 100 crystalariums

[quiet mulch]

shabby**

[reef nimbus]

bro jodi had a whole largemouth base in her garbeage bin

[subtle mango]

shabbt sounds like a snail and rabbit hybrid

[velvet forum]

I think save files are retained. Don't quote me on that.

[quiet mulch]

I want this out of my head

[cedar sequoia]

Sick of the game literally crashing back to the home screen of my phone everytime I go into the museum

[subtle mango]

one step closer to madness

[placid flame]

What should i do when im lucky?

[neat blaze]

Am new.

[reef nimbus]

what

[vagrant igloo]

Snail rabbit

Ewwww

[neat blaze]

Snabbit.

[velvet forum]

Is a shabbt

[subtle mango]

go through the cave

[quiet mulch]

do not the shabbit

[subtle mango]

shabbt

[velvet forum]

The snactopus is bae

[vagrant igloo]

I love octopuses 🐙

[quiet mulch]

HOLY SHIT

[tidal rivet]

Kinda cute

[vagrant igloo]

Mmmmm jelly fish r better

[velvet forum]

Nice vein ⛏️

[vagrant igloo]

Misooo

[subtle mango]

veins are absolutely the best thing

[reef nimbus]

what does the joja membership do

[subtle mango]

i always name my cat a type of cheese

[vagrant igloo]

destroy everything

[subtle mango]

now its feta

[vagrant igloo]

Thats do cute

[velvet forum]

Consume your farmers' soul

[vagrant igloo]

Orange cat named cheddar

[iron glen]

I'm taking a break at the moment.
It just doesn't feel right not play. Aside from everything happening, I am enjoying the game.

[shell crane]

Kraft single slice when

[subtle mango]

thats what i named my first cat

on my first save file

[subtle mango]

keeping that name for my next save

[shell crane]

Amazing I hope he’s a good cat

[quiet mulch]

LETS GO

floor 80 day 21 y1!!!!

[cedar sequoia]

Welp I'm over it requesting refund, uninstalled and reinstalled and char is gone. Ffs

[vagrant igloo]

Yayyy

Nooo

Just restart

[quiet mulch]

my cats reaction

[subtle mango]

thats great

[cedar sequoia]

I was on day 12

[quiet mulch]

not that bad

[vagrant igloo]

Lol

[quiet mulch]

but your choice

[iron glen]

Good catto

[quiet mulch]

do as you phase

[cedar sequoia]

And had the first backpack upgrade

[quiet mulch]

please

[vagrant igloo]

Its quick to get back to where u were

[chilly summit]

i dont know why but i'm verry insecure about how i want to layout my farm.. like i'm overwhelmed by ll the options and worried it wont look good and what not. am i overthinking it ?

[quiet mulch]

you were Early early game tho

[vagrant igloo]

It’s so fun to over think about what I’m ganna do with the farm

[shell crane]

That happens all the time for me. Just know that everything or can be moved or replaced if you ever want tot redecorate. There’s an online planner that you can try. Or look at Reddit for ideas, or just start at one corner and put stuff down

[subtle mango]

im on day 15 with 6 hours in

is that bad-

[sick ivy]

It is pretty daunting to decorate your farm the way you like it, but you can always change the way it looks!!

[vagrant igloo]

I think it takes 15 minutes to complete a day

[chilly summit]

so i should not worry to deeply about my farm and just enjoy it ?

[vagrant igloo]

Def just enjoy it

[quiet mulch]

ok shit fuck

[iron glen]

You want to start small?
Do 3x3, 5x2, 5x3 crop formations in the first seasons
It will help you get organized

[quiet mulch]

I need to get my fruit trees ASAP

on 23rd I'm doing it

[sick ivy]

Yup! That's what makes it so fun after all

[vagrant igloo]

You can always change it

[chilly summit]

thankyou :( it's been blocking me a little cu i've been overthinking baadly bout my whole farm situation :(

i overthink to much honestly

[velvet forum]

For me it's pretty daunting to decorate. Full stop.

[chilly summit]

keeps me from enjoying stuff but its hard not to

[vagrant igloo]

Theres really no wrong way

So fun

[sick ivy]

Yeahh it does take a long time with planning and then actually decorating, hell it took me nearly half of winter to decorate mine

[iron glen]

You're not the only one.
I do it myself too.
Make it simple to understand.
In the moment, be utilitarian. You can worry about being pretty a bit later. Also, take screenshots from your farm so you can have an idea of what to do.

[cyan merlin]

just give yourself some small goals to work towards that’ll feel good when you reach it :3 it’ll help you enjoy the day to day when you’re not worrying about some overarching plan

[chilly summit]

i'd love to play the game whit someone honestly :)

[chilly summit]

that sounds like a great idea :) thank you !

[chilly summit]

i'll try to do that aswell :)

[wintry tusk]

is it possible to get recipies still if i didnt watch them in the queen of sauce?

[chilly summit]

goddam this community is so kind my heart is melting

[cyan merlin]

yeah and it’s also really nice to look back on screenshots and see how far your farm has come over the years

[sick ivy]

You can find it randomly from the traveling merchant!! She stops by the top left corner of cindersap forest on Fridays and Sundays

[chilly summit]

dont heatpat me i'm gunna blush XD i

[sick ivy]

Not sure, Ive seen people call them a she but idk for sure

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[quiet mulch]

stsrdew community on its way to be the best community holy shit I love it 💗💗

[distant sphinx]

Yeah there are reruns

[wintry tusk]

oo thanks!!!!

you've helped me so much thank you!!!!!

[quiet mulch]

man this Morris guy is a jerk

[reef nimbus]

OMG I GOT A DINOSAUR EGG FROM FISHING

[distant sphinx]

[subtle mango]

yay

[reef nimbus]

but i dont have a coop

[velvet forum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/8s4dtm/shanes_therapist_oc_art/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

Seems legit

[iron glen]

I'll say, niche games communities tend to be the most welcoming in my experience.
Starsector, Darkest Dungeon, Old School RPGs...

[subtle mango]

[distant sphinx]

Wow

[subtle mango]

uh

[distant sphinx]

@spare lava

[sick ivy]

Huh

[subtle mango]

i dont think thats allowed

[sick ivy]

Definitely not allowed

[wintry snow]

[quiet mulch]

can I plant my orange tree here??

I'm guessing I can cuz of the green

[wintry snow]

Thanks for the ping Kitkat! A <@&239770080378880001> would have been better though

[distant sphinx]

Okie dokie

[sick ivy]

I think so!! It does say to have one tile of space between everything else

[velvet forum]

" @ junimo" doesn't list that option for me

[tame gull]

👀

[distant sphinx]

Lmao

All the apples have been summoned

[subtle mango]

and the mods are summoned

[sick ivy]

Thank you mods!!

[wintry snow]

Looking for it underneath moderator should pop it up

[velvet forum]

ty I knew it was there somewhere 😅

[subtle mango]

using @junimo made me realize how many people are named junimo

[wintry snow]

Don't worry, I just did the same thing looking for the ping originally

[reef nimbus]

how do i get the cutscene wher lewis and robin are building the thing with quests and stuff

[cursive quarry]

fall

[reef nimbus]

i am ther

[cursive quarry]

idk how else haha

[reef nimbus]

what day

[cursive quarry]

le tme check

[velvet forum]

@junimo( does it

[sick ivy]

I think you gotta enter the town in the afternoon in a sunny day

[cursive quarry]

After the second

[cursive quarry]

weather doesnt matter < 3

[reef nimbus]

oh

[sick ivy]

Ahhh my bad

[cursive quarry]

Its good

[vagrant igloo]

I nevvvver complete the quests on there

[cursive quarry]

same lmaoooo

[reef nimbus]

u should

[sick ivy]

It gives so much gold

[vagrant igloo]

I look at them and pick one but never even try to do it

[sick ivy]

And recipes and furniture too!!

YOU AGAIN

[vagrant igloo]

Uhmmmm

[sick ivy]

Lmaoooo

Nsfw lyrics my guy, plus I think that counts as spam

[subtle mango]

not funny

[vagrant igloo]

Its lyrics??

[quiet mulch]

I'm support gotoro empire

[subtle mango]

gasp

[vagrant igloo]

Gotoro empire

?

[sick ivy]

Anyway look at my most profitable day

[subtle mango]

wow thats a lot

[vagrant igloo]

That’s nothing

[subtle mango]

ok

[vagrant igloo]

Im joking

[reef nimbus]

i need to make a lot of money for cranberry seeds

[iron glen]

Growth, profit... G R O F I T S

[subtle mango]

whats basic about it

i dont think that is the right word

[vagrant igloo]

The blueberries r the best🩵🩵

[upper pasture]

NICE GJJ

[subtle mango]

agreed

[sick ivy]

It ain't much but I'll be getting more once I find one (1) fruit from the traveling merchant and get the greenhouse

[sick ivy]

THANK YOUUU

[upper pasture]

YW

[quiet mulch]

ok gays

[upper pasture]

doesnt matter if others get more be proud of urs

[quiet mulch]

I have to rush down to robin

in 40 minutes

place your bets

me or Robin

[subtle mango]

bro just summed up the whole stardew community

[quiet mulch]

Hehe :3

dw I'm a lesbian so it's ok

I have the gay pass

[upper pasture]

💀

[subtle mango]

both

[sick ivy]

I like how stores close immediately when I'm in their vicinity

[covert fern]

can u play coop/multiplayer with a mobile version

[hot agate]

I was in this server but then it was removed from my server list.

[sick ivy]

No unfortunately

[quiet mulch]

just like schools when you're in their vicinity

[vagrant igloo]

You’ll make it if u have the horse

[upper pasture]

were u banned

[subtle mango]

excuse me what the hell

[hot agate]

im not active so no reason to be banned

[vagrant igloo]

Teo pls im lit AA

[subtle mango]

[reef nimbus]

ER🇳🇪

[covert fern]

wait then two mobile player cant play together?

[upper pasture]

normal anime pfp behaviour

[subtle mango]

<@&239770080378880001>

[sick ivy]

<@&239770080378880001>

[quiet mulch]

NOOOOOO

[sick ivy]

Oops double ping

[vagrant igloo]

Its so inappropriate

[subtle mango]

fr

[quiet mulch]

BARN WONT FIT

[upper pasture]

and

[iron glen]

Me going to Clinto to break geods and seeing he only works until 4 PM...

[covert fern]

can two mobile players play together?

[quiet mulch]

and?

[subtle mango]

are cats gay

[sick ivy]

Dude has never had any irl conversation

[wintry snow]

!jay

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238029336626593792/1120810758649937920/big-bird-door.gif

[upper pasture]

no bitches 💀

[subtle mango]

dude has less bitches than maru

[upper pasture]

hi jay

[covert fern]

can two mobile players play together?

[upper pasture]

nope doesnt have co-op

[sick ivy]

Do not disrespect my girl like that smh

[quiet mulch]

I HATE FOREST FARM

[subtle mango]

sorry i had to

[quiet mulch]

BITCHASS COOP WONT FIT

I meant barn

[upper pasture]

L

[vagrant igloo]

I used to think forest farm was the best

[subtle mango]

WHY HAVE FOREST FARM OUT OF ALL THE FARMS

[upper pasture]

cause forest is pretty

[sick ivy]

Forest is so pretty

[subtle mango]

forest is pretty but not efficient

[reef nimbus]

who robs your money when u die in the caves

[quiet mulch]

just like me fr fr

[sick ivy]

Great taste my gal

[subtle mango]

i like it picasso

[quiet mulch]

how do I move buildings

[vagrant igloo]

But the standard farm lets so many trees grow so

[subtle mango]

(i say that because i use 4 corners)

[cobalt hare]

I think you ask Robin to move building

[quiet mulch]

at Rob ins

[upper pasture]

theres an icon on the bottom

[subtle mango]

dont roast urself like that

u are more than a forest farm

[upper pasture]

next to the icon u use to build the building

[sick ivy]

Whoops my bad, I do use my guy and dude as a gender neutral term

[quiet mulch]

barn just ate up half my coines

can we get a J in chat

[vagrant igloo]

Yay no gold

[quiet mulch]

dude is understandable but guy literally just means a guy lmao

[sick ivy]

Nah don't worry about it!! It happened more than once for me too

[vagrant igloo]

How many crystalariums do u guy want?

[subtle mango]

1 million

[vagrant igloo]

Litttt

[quiet mulch]

I started with 18 thousand

I'm left with 5 thousand

[sick ivy]

I've been online for too long I just mix every term together now

[vagrant igloo]

geeez

[quiet mulch]

Real

[vagrant igloo]

Girly guy

[quiet mulch]

wha

[vagrant igloo]

i need stone and the only way to get it is to mine or buy it

when I’m mining the empty rocks are such a waste of time

[dim tulip]

Bombs

[vagrant igloo]

I’m saving bombs for skull cavern

I have quarts and fire quarts to trade at the desert

Yea jade gets staircases

[subtle mango]

also maybe u should say what u are gonna do in the desert in #stardew-spoilers

[vagrant igloo]

Ohhhhhh

I forgot i was in new farmerrr

[quiet mulch]

going into the mines with no pickaxe

because Clint stole mine

meanie :<

[vagrant igloo]

lol

[subtle mango]

madlad

[quiet mulch]

madlazz

lass

[lament iron]

new player who's played beofre but not alot and got overwhelmed, where do i start? I want to focus on the mines and fishing while doing farming and Abigail is who i'd want to marry

[cobalt hare]

hi guys! who can help me desing my house or my place?

[subtle mango]

focus on marrying later on

not then u have started

[lament iron]

sorry just thinking long term lmao

[subtle mango]

but my tip is start fishing the first days and then u can afford it buy a fiberglass rod and lot of bait

after fishing a few days go to the mines

+dont forget to plant crops

[dim tulip]

Forget about Abigail

[lament iron]

how important is it to interact with the townfolk

[dim tulip]

Forget she ever existed

[quiet mulch]

save up all your fish in a chest until you get fishing level 5

[dim tulip]

Focus on the millionaire grind

[quiet mulch]

then select Fisher for 25%+ bonus

and then sell it

!!!!!

[lament iron]

cool

[subtle mango]

not really important at the start

[quiet mulch]

I have zero hearts with everyone

[subtle mango]

wait intill the egg festival

[quiet mulch]

22 of spring bte

[cobalt hare]

[subtle mango]

my deadass forgot i can do that early on

[lament iron]

is there any meta crop in spring

[quiet mulch]

real

[subtle mango]

strawberries parsnips and potatoes

[lament iron]

meta sounds nerdy for this game sorry lmao

[quiet mulch]

potatoes and strawberry

potatoes are only an means to an end tho

sell all your potatoes to afford strawberries

[subtle mango]

u can call the crops that give u much money smthing like money crops

[cobalt hare]

how do I farm earth crystals

[dim tulip]

The whole community is nerdy

[subtle mango]

bro 💀 not the addicted thing

[quiet mulch]

rancher or tiller?

I guess tiller cuz of artisan

[dim tulip]

Tiller

[quiet mulch]

YAYA

[dim tulip]

Rancher does not get a good level 10 profession

[subtle mango]

tiller

[quiet mulch]

I got quality sprinkler

unlocked

[dim tulip]

Because artisan

[cobalt hare]

found this thing, what do i do with it?

[quiet mulch]

but sadly my pickaxe is still at clints

[cobalt hare]

go to the blacksmith

[quiet mulch]

so I can't use the rain day to mine

[cobalt hare]

thanks!

[dim tulip]

Lmao

[lament iron]

thanks guys, made it slightly less overwhelming 🙏

[dim tulip]

Check his hud

[subtle mango]

i just realized the coins

[cobalt hare]

whats wrong with them?

[quiet mulch]

dad I've literally just been selling strawberries

what are you on about

[sick ivy]

Bro got all of grandpa's inheritance

[quiet mulch]

MY BIRCHLESS ASS HAS NOONE TO FLOWER DANCE WITH

i wanted to do it with leah but the grind never stop

[subtle mango]

u got like 10million

[lament iron]

talking about that, is it possible to do this on year 1?

[quiet mulch]

absolutely

[dim tulip]

I don't think he has too much money with that shitty bed

[subtle mango]

haley is possible due to her quest

[quiet mulch]

you just gotta use your time unwisely

[sick ivy]

Yeah I got my first dance with Haley

[cobalt hare]

i thought everyone are getting it in the start of the game?

[quiet mulch]

remember, the year 1 cc grind DONT STOP

[dim tulip]

Haley is the easiest ones due to her early birthday

[sick ivy]

LMAOOOOOOO

[velvet forum]

Haley is possible to marry before the flower dance. With extreme luck/manipulation.

[lament iron]

Abigail ⁉️

[dim tulip]

I don't think so

[subtle mango]

yeah yeah totally

[quiet mulch]

so is leah I believe

basic schedule and easy gifts

[dim tulip]

I never tested so

[sick ivy]

Fr though why did gramps had a bed thinner than cardboard with matchstick legs 😭

[dim tulip]

Not even with extreme luck

[velvet forum]

Everyone playing with what mod? 😂

[dim tulip]

I just have her daffodils and bought a coconut on the Traveling Merchant

[subtle mango]

by any chance did u get stardew valley off a wacky website

[cobalt hare]

no??

[dim tulip]

Although, I needed extreme luck for getting a simple two hearts with Caroline

[cobalt hare]

i bought it on steam

[velvet forum]

https://youtu.be/8JLc7-DrtBQ

[dim tulip]

Mf forgot to turn off his cheat engine

[quiet mulch]

I wonder if fiberglass rod is worth it

[subtle mango]

blud i got 5 hearts with haley while not even trying

[hazy tapir]

At what level should my weapon be for Skull Cavern?

[subtle mango]

it is

[sick ivy]

Bait helps you a ton

[dim tulip]

Training rod does not let you fish some fish

[quiet mulch]

like idk if I can make profit from the purchase in a singular day

[quiet mulch]

I'm using bamboo

[subtle mango]

turn off ur cheats

[velvet forum]

I'm definitely not trying because she's still at 0 ❤️ for me.

[quiet mulch]

I've made 2500g from fishing before

and iirc the fiberglass is 2000

[subtle mango]

give her flowers and do her quest

[cobalt hare]

got this mineral from blacksmith!

[quiet mulch]

since I've gotten from fishing level 3-6, I can now make maybe 3000-35]]

[sick ivy]

Eat it

[quiet mulch]

maybe 4000 with the fiberglass

[cobalt hare]

ok 1 sec

[subtle mango]

its not possible to get it off normal geode

stop lying

[upper pasture]

DONT DONATE IT

Pls don't donate it

[cobalt hare]

got this animation after eating it

[sick ivy]

Rocks are just very hard candy anyway no reason to not eat it

[dim tulip]

Throw a cocktail Molotov at your PC

[quiet mulch]

ROCK EATER!!!!

[subtle mango]

omfg

[dim tulip]

It boosts the performance

[sick ivy]

Abigail:

[subtle mango]

ur pc is hacked now go delete the game

(ik lol)

[quiet mulch]

@cobalt hare delete stardew valley

[cobalt hare]

got some seeds from pierre in mail

[subtle mango]

i hope u chocked on that rock

[sick ivy]

If you spritz it with water it'll have better performance

[iron glen]

[subtle mango]

eat the seeds and water ur mouth

[cobalt hare]

i planted them already : (

wait

[subtle mango]

too bad i hope a crow eats them

[cobalt hare]

something got out of dirt

when i used hoe

[subtle mango]

STOP

[cobalt hare]

ill send screenshot

[sick ivy]

Omg

[subtle mango]

ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO GET ARTIFACTS IN THE FARM

[quiet mulch]

I read rock as something else

[subtle mango]

NOOOOOOOOO

[sick ivy]

Me and the 700 chickens I dug up:

[cobalt hare]

i got a fish and a teddy mask!

[dim tulip]

Epitomy of Funny

[lament iron]

When do the mines open?

[subtle mango]

ah ye

[sick ivy]

5 of spring first year

[lament iron]

Cheers

[subtle mango]

i hope u choke on that fish bone

[sick ivy]

I need to stop digging up artifact spots in my farm these chickens are plaguing my chests

[subtle mango]

chicken takeover

sorry but they keep acting like they get something rare

[dim tulip]

Then don't interact with it

[subtle mango]

Ah yeah my bad

[cobalt hare]

i saw a slime and it glows rainbow

[subtle mango]

can i atleast break some knees

[wintry snow]

If you cannot be nice, just don't say anything at all please

[subtle mango]

how did u get ur health so low

[lost oriole]

it is possible to dance with any bachelor/ette in year 1, but some require more work than others

[subtle mango]

okay sorry lol

[fair stream]

[cobalt hare]

it attacked me! : (

[subtle mango]

eat it

[fair stream]

Hi

[cobalt hare]

theres more!

[subtle mango]

did i get the mods summoned i hope not

[dim tulip]

Can you lock the chat? I wanna see something

[copper trail]

this hats r tricking me so hard i keep on thinking everyones a desperado when they're just a cowpoke in disguise lmao

[fair stream]

nah

[subtle mango]

gay slime party

[lost oriole]

meanwhile the desperados in disguise:

[sick ivy]

New farmers under high surveillance I see

[copper trail]

even scarier

[subtle mango]

muahahaha

[dim tulip]

As it should

[fair stream]

alas

[lament iron]

There is a chance 🙏🙏🙏

[subtle mango]

btw sorry for being rude to u

[lost oriole]

let me find the reddit article for you

[dim tulip]

One minute without the presence of someone above the age of 18 and it all goes to hell

[lament iron]

Thanks bro

[sick ivy]

Real people cannot be good even if their life depended on it

[copper trail]

usually just cowpokes cause the problems lmao

[subtle mango]

[lost oriole]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/6f3jcd/veggiepowered_speed_dating_and_the_year_1_flower/
This is slightly out of date - it's a 1.3 era guide - but not much is changed and the principles are sound anyway. Talk to people every day, give them high-quality parsnips.

The main difference (IIRC) is that talking to someone during the festival now rewards friendship points as well

Also, use your brain. If someone has easily available loved gifts (eg. Abby's Amethysts) just use those instead of gold parsnips

[copper trail]

i feel like if u have been on the server long enough to be a purple (hats dont count) ur pretty chill

[sick ivy]

Though thankfully sdv discord is pretty well behaved compared to most discords from what I've seen so far

It's nice here, just farming and vibing

[dim tulip]

"well behaved"

Anyway, let's quit off topic

[sick ivy]

Yeaaa

[subtle mango]

uh

cheese

[dim tulip]

Take a look at this awful farm

[cobalt hare]

OH MY GOD WHATS HAPPENING

[sick ivy]

I like cheese I wanna use it in recipes but I don't wanna use an expensive chunck of cheese:(

[subtle mango]

i get u

[copper trail]

the barn nor the coop not being on the little island where ur silo is pains me

[dim tulip]

Little to no space

Also it had no grass

And the animal pathfinding doesn't work with grass is farther than 5 cm

[iron glen]

Stardew Valley developers be like: We'll give you the option to suffer.

[dim tulip]

I Should've named it "Awful Farm"

This layout is just pain

[subtle mango]

what did u name it

[velvet forum]

I did that, once.
Once is enough, for me. 😂

[dim tulip]

Mystic

Because I did a ghostly farmer

[subtle mango]

that didnt work out?

[sick ivy]

When should I plant sweet berries the description isn't making sense to me

[subtle mango]

nice name

[cobalt hare]

OH MY GOD

[shell crane]

What have you done

[copper trail]

cjb cheat menu does wild things ig

[subtle mango]

i think they need to be planted day 1

[lament iron]

Thanks bro 🙏

[copper trail]

first couple days of fall

[lost oriole]

they take 24d to grow, so you have a small window.

[sick ivy]

||The children demand justice.||

[sick ivy]

Yikes but they grow similarly to ancient fruit right

[lost oriole]

idk what you mean, but they're bad

[sick ivy]

Like you can get more after it's done growing

[subtle mango]

guys my kid is flying and seeking revenge is that a normal thing for them, just asking as a new parent

[lost oriole]

you grow exactly enough as you need and no more

oh no it's one fruit per seed

[sick ivy]

Aw mann

[lost oriole]

the trick is that they're worth 3k at base price

[dim tulip]

I wonder if someone actually makes Gem Berry wine

[lost oriole]

it can't be kegged

[dim tulip]

If so, they like to suffer

[lost oriole]

and being a single-yield low supply crop means it's actually awful because half your crop has to be tossed in the seed maker if you want to bulk grow it

[copper trail]

u cant in vanilla but i think theres a mod iirc

[lost oriole]

there's a mod for everything, probably

[subtle mango]

hey u both are in the same year and season

[cobalt hare]

TAKE IT RED FLYIGN THINGS

[copper trail]

i have been in (year 2 spring) for like a year that save broke lmao

[nova mortar]

Legit run 100%

[subtle mango]

awh that sucks

[dim tulip]

I was Y1 Summer but I accidentally deleted my save

[small wren]

me having played multiplayer only before

(i have never seen summer or beyond)

[copper trail]

i feel like ur just strange personally

[paper dome]

tf is that

[subtle mango]

where did the butterflies come from 💀

[copper trail]

oh also @cobalt hare i think some of ur screenshots are going into spoiler teritory

[subtle mango]

(srry if i ghost pinged)

[velvet forum]

Pretty sure they all are tbh

[velvet forum]

<@&239770080378880001> ?

[copper trail]

oop dont ping mods for that next time

[dim tulip]

Pinging the mods for that, that's new

[subtle mango]

oof

[radiant patio]

that's wild

[thick lark]

Wsg y’all

[radiant patio]

yall

[dim tulip]

You sent that twice

Thrice

[storm gazelle]

^

[radiant patio]

it isnt that serious

[storm gazelle]

oh yeah it is quite big

[subtle mango]

three times a charm

[storm gazelle]

i didnt realise the resolutions so big

[weary compass]

… really

[warm thorn]

@cobalt hare Hi, stop posting screenshots cheated game content here. This channel is primarily for new users that don't want to get spoiled of late game content and your posts are just confusing and unhelpful for this channel

[lament iron]

When should I change to potatoes!

?*

[cobalt hare]

k

[copper trail]

?

what does this mean

[lament iron]

Sorry, year 1 spring new player, when should I stop farming the first crop and change to potatoes

[dim tulip]

After your first harvest

Potatoes are an early money maker

[copper trail]

Yes

[lament iron]

Cool thanks

[subtle mango]

after u are done with the potats get strawberries

[dim tulip]

Keep planting potatoes until the egg festival

[lament iron]

So I'm on day 2, fishing is a priority right?

[subtle mango]

pretty much

[dim tulip]

Pierre sells strawberries on the egg festival

[iron glen]

The community center works as the main quest of Stardew Valley.
When you finish a room's bundle, aside from getting a huge reward, does the room get any utility?

[dim tulip]

No

[iron glen]

So, the CC itself doesn't have any utility when finished?

[lament iron]

Where should I fish?

Sorry for stupid questions

[dim tulip]

Lake

[magic wadi]

whos ready for... what-am-i-going-to-get-for-stardew-crimas?????

oh no its emily

[subtle mango]

i bet it all on egg

darn it

[magic wadi]

ITS A NAUTILUS SHELL

FRESH OFF THE BEACH 2 MINUTES AWAY FROM WHERE I AM

[subtle mango]

nice

[dim tulip]

Or cloth

Fifteen seconds away

[magic wadi]

cloth wouldve been better

[velvet forum]

The Mountain Lake, specifically. Not the forest pond (that is frequently mistaken as the "lake" to fish in)

[civic marsh]

I regret picking the perk that makes animal products worth more

Wish I could change it..

[velvet forum]

You can, after a certain milestone in the game.

[magic wadi]

mountain lake has shad, which is really easy to catch

[civic marsh]

That being?

[velvet forum]

Chub

Shad is river, spring rain

[magic wadi]

i cant remember fish names, why would i remember fish names

[velvet forum]

Donate enough artifacts to the museum and you will be given the means to unlock it.

[subtle mango]

its not free and costs like 50k tho

[velvet forum]

I thought 10k

[civic marsh]

Ok another question. How many items do I need to donate to get that? I already donated quite a lot

[void mauve]

It's 10k

[velvet forum]

||it's the dog statue in the sewer||

[subtle mango]

ah ye

[velvet forum]

60?

[civic marsh]

Damn..

[void mauve]

Yeah

Sum like that

[magic wadi]

60

[velvet forum]

Geodes and hoe-mining

[subtle mango]

i confused the skill changing with ||divorce||

[magic wadi]

and fishing chests

[subtle mango]

[velvet forum]

I need a mod that gives crab pots a small chance to trap a fishing chest

[magic wadi]

no bc then you can mass farm fishing chests

[velvet forum]

Because fishing 👎

[magic wadi]

use trap bobber

it will change ur life

[velvet forum]

OK then I need whatever mod just skips the fishing minigame...

[wind ivy]

I am leaving

[void mauve]

I thought fishing was the worst thing ever but now I'm addicted

[subtle mango]

heisenberg no

[velvet forum]

Oh no, the corruption is spreading 😱

[subtle mango]

NO WALTER NOOOOOO

[void mauve]

😔

[velvet forum]

😅

[subtle mango]

Best thing to get addicted to

[void mauve]

Brings in the cash fr tho

[subtle mango]

how much cash do u get each day from fishing

[void mauve]

Uhh

[velvet forum]

I have never made as much money fishing as doing other things.

[void mauve]

Anywhere from 5-15k

[subtle mango]

nice

[void mauve]

🥴

[icy kettle]

Where is the best place to fish?

[iron glen]

Northeast part of the map.
The lake in the mountains

[icy kettle]

source

[tired nacelle]

are crab pots really worth it?

[velvet forum]

Money? No way. Avoid fishing? Yes.

[twin zephyr]

What weapons are good towards the start of the game?

[left parrot]

[tired nacelle]

I saw the CC bundle for crab pot and can I just not use crab pots for it?

[left parrot]

you're supposed to use crab pots i think

[tired nacelle]

aw

[left parrot]

some stuff you just can't fish out of the ocean without the crab pots

[twin zephyr]

You can get like 3 of the things on the beach tho. The shell and mussels

[left parrot]

i crafted 5, 3 i threw them in the cindersap lake
and 2 on the ocean. got the stuff for the cc in a few days

[tired nacelle]

I have a lot of iron which is good

[scenic hedge]

I have a question lol

Can you put tappers on trees that aren’t on your farm

[left parrot]

yep

you can place about anything you can think of outside your farm just as long as its not in the way of an npc

because they'll destroy it when they pathfind their scheduled walking

[scenic hedge]

Yippee

[magic wadi]

All three types of weapons are pretty good, but the special attacks for dagger and club do nasty damage

Especially for club

[twin zephyr]

How can I get the club? Buy it or random drop

[magic wadi]

Both I think

[void mauve]

Buy and random drop

[magic wadi]

The club has a bug you see

You can stack it’s special attack

Multiple times

[twin zephyr]

How lmao

[magic wadi]

Idk

Just spam click when you use it and it hits many times

Very funny

[twin zephyr]

Do you know how to do the special attack on controller?

[magic wadi]

No

[void mauve]

A, for switches atleast

Idk I just pressed around until I found the button lol

[cobalt hare]

yeah, its A on xbox too

[iron glen]

So, what's the difference between wood chests and stone chests?

[chilly wind]

no difference I think

[void mauve]

Shane just gifted me a beer

[subtle mango]

its for the people who care too much about the aesthetics

[twin zephyr]

So you just spam the button for the glitch?

[iron glen]

High functioning alcoholic gifts Player character with its addicting substance

[void mauve]

I'm about to gift him with divorce papers

[cobalt hare]

LMAO

[fair rampart]

im at 9 hearts with shane

im so happy

[void mauve]

Goodluck

[subtle mango]

most sane stardew valley player

[fair rampart]

i have a whole chest full of beer and hot peppers so i can give him gifts everyday

[radiant patio]

dating shane is a choice

[void mauve]

Enabling his addictiond fr

Lmao

[fair rampart]

i can fix him i swear

[void mauve]

That's what I thought

[subtle mango]

my point still stands

[fair rampart]

[iron glen]

Addiction enabler tries to make alcoholic even more addicted and probably suffer from liver failure

[fair rampart]

we can be adicts together fr

addicts*

[void mauve]

😭

[fair rampart]

opens ao3

[subtle mango]

no

NOOOOOOOOOO

[cobalt hare]

dear god

please save his soul

[subtle mango]

EVEN SHANE DOESNT DESERVE THAT

[fair rampart]

oh ive read some stuff about him...multiple times so hehe!!!!

[magic wadi]

Huh what is ao3

[left parrot]

what the hell do i do with 350,000g i just made 180,000 from saving up all my rancher produce all spring

[subtle mango]

are u ok?????

[fair rampart]

fanfiction website

[magic wadi]

Oh

[fair rampart]

im autistic and have hyperfixated on him. no

[iron glen]

I don't know much about Shane.
Only got his 2 heart interaction

[subtle mango]

oh god

[void mauve]

That is absolutely vile lmao

[fair rampart]

GIGGLING

[subtle mango]

why does every ao3 post with shane has the violence tag

[fair rampart]

the one i read didnt..

[digital ruin]

beer

[solemn hawk]

anger

[subtle mango]

no way..

[fair rampart]

it was urmm uhm

[void mauve]

Eww

[subtle mango]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fair rampart]

looks around

[void mauve]

Ain't no way blud is admitting this

[fair rampart]

scratches head

[subtle mango]

turn around and walk out the door /obv jk

[solemn hawk]

i hate shane 😡

[fair rampart]

FIGHT ME RN

[iron glen]

Oh no... Stardew Valley has a facfiction side.
I knew it was a bit too wholesome to be true...

[subtle mango]

i love shane too so we are on the same page

[fair rampart]

hes a goober

[solemn hawk]

i just dont like his name

[subtle mango]

ikr

[fair rampart]

oh ive also read stuff about harvey, for fun

i was curious..

[void mauve]

Please stop

[solemn hawk]

harvey great

[subtle mango]

WHY ARE THERE 110 PAGES WORTH OF SHANE FICTION

[solemn hawk]

thumbs up

[fair rampart]

SEND ME SOME

[iron glen]

[subtle mango]

im too scared to press even on 1

[magic wadi]

linus 😳

[fair rampart]

FINE I WILL

[wanton tiger]

Real

[subtle mango]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[void mauve]

[subtle mango]

GOOD LUCK

[magic wadi]

wow i have great timing

[fair rampart]

ive also read linus fanfiction but it was wholesome father daughter type stuff

[void mauve]

...

[magic wadi]

betting 10 dollars someones searching linus fanfics rn

[fair rampart]

hes cool

[subtle mango]

i got scared then i read the linus fanfiction part

[fair rampart]

i am howd you know

[solemn hawk]

hes gonna freeze to death 🥶🥶🥶 💀💀💀

[magic wadi]

hes got ice in his veins 🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥