stardew-valley

[robust compass]

teehee my b

UwU

[clever spire]

@dusty ibex is this ur alt account 💀

[quaint nova]

do ducks js not lay eggs in the winter?

[dusty ibex]

LMAOOO

[dusty ibex]

oWo

[dusty ibex]

[river perch]

fighter or scout

[clever spire]

[clever spire]

all animals produce in winter except for pigs

if u didn’t put a heater in their coop tho

[quaint nova]

i diddd

[last fractal]

Lucy why do you use light mode?

[quaint nova]

idk why my ducks arent egging

[fringe wagon]

Insufficient friendship

[clever spire]

do u feed and pet them everyday

[fringe wagon]

That and they're probably cold so put a heater

[clever spire]

girl whatcha on about

[last fractal]

I got on your profile and it’s white, normally that means you use light mode on discord

[clever spire]

white ?

[worn shell]

best farm crop??? (for fall)

[mortal basin]

That's a nitro thing

[clever spire]

my profile is light blue

[left parrot]

coal

[clever spire]

i think ur color blind

also this is what my discord looks like so def not

[distant sphinx]

Pumpkins

[worn shell]

bet

[iron glen]

But you can also turn wood in charcoal...

[mortal basin]

Also does Joja mart lock me out of anything serious or major

[distant sphinx]

Kinda

[last fractal]

Not really it looks diff my bad

I am dumb

[last fractal]

Also how did you get that

[last fractal]

Idk you do need money to get the cart and the bus though

[twin zephyr]

Man the start of this game is difficult… run out of stamina almost just watering every morning

[iron glen]

Sort of.
Joja gives you the ability to skip the Community Center quest, but you get locked out of some pretty sweet quests and items

[quiet mulch]

what animal is this

[clever spire]

sold my soul to discord

that’s how u change ur discord theme

[fringe wagon]

Cranberries if sold raw
Pumpkins if processed

[left parrot]

i need my precious wood more than the coal
1-3 trips to the mines can now garner me 150+ coal due to the burglar ring

[worn shell]

processed????

[fringe wagon]

Kegs and jars

[worn shell]

guhhuhuhhh?

ima just do cranberries manb

[quiet mulch]

(jar)vis

[solemn field]

i am having so much trouble getting a single prismatic shard

[last fractal]

Nice can I dm you and you can teach me how to sell me soul

[quiet mulch]

no

[clever spire]

no

[solemn field]

ive gone over a whole ingame year with and i cant even get one

[distant sphinx]

Go in sc

[silver stirrup]

thats way too fast

chill

[quiet mulch]

skull emoji caverns

[distant sphinx]

True

[solemn field]

i meant a whole year since i dtarted hunting for it

[silver stirrup]

oh

[quiet mulch]

oh

[silver stirrup]

go to sc then

and smash rocks

[distant sphinx]

How are you trying to get the prismatic shards

[solemn field]

i made it to sc floor 80

[distant sphinx]

Well just keep trying then

[solemn field]

multiple times

[distant sphinx]

Break more iridium nodes

[clever spire]

my dms r off

[left parrot]

whip out your government provided debit card or credit card

[last fractal]

Ok

[left parrot]

and let the discord mods reap your hard earned cash

[chilly wind]

do you use bombs and explosive ammo with slingshot

[twin zephyr]

Is it worth going mining at the start of my game if I have bad luck?

[last fractal]

Don’t got lol, still doing job applications

[chilly wind]

nah go do something else

[silver stirrup]

whyyy

[fringe wagon]

Nope. Luck can make a big difference when mining

Only go when you have a good luck day

[solemn field]

yeah, i just keep getting merced

[quiet mulch]

how much did u pay him

[quaint nova]

i have a heater and ive been petting them tho

[chilly wind]

what does merced mean

[still heart]

A crow stole one of my parsnips I've gotten off for today not happy

[oblique frost]

A Aquamarine

[glacial dew]

😠

[oblique frost]

Lol, I remember that I gave Wizard a seaweed instead of a Aquamarine

[quiet mulch]

I can give him a diamond!!

[still heart]

😠

[chilly wind]

maybe you should have put a scarecrow silly

[oblique frost]

Because in Portuguese, Seaweed is Alga marinha and Aquamarine is Água-Marinha

So yeah, the mistake is fair

[solemn field]

killed

[chilly wind]

so don't

[oblique frost]

It's a cute way to say killed

[grim needle]

r super cucumbers good?

[chilly wind]

what's up mr creamy

[oblique frost]

Good for getting a secret statue

[chilly wind]

good in what way

[grim needle]

hey good, u?

[chilly wind]

I'm good

[grim needle]

idk really, i alway see them in those ponds ppl have to get a bunch of them so im wondering should i keep the 1 i have or sell it

[quiet mulch]

me planting a 5kg explosive inside ||kents|| mailbox

[chilly wind]

you can use it to get some secret statue

[oblique frost]

You can search in wiki for fish ponds

[chilly wind]

other than that hmm it's not really useful I think

[oblique frost]

Since some of them gives good items

[chilly wind]

what season are you now btw

[grim needle]

hmm i wanna 100% the game so imma keep it

[oblique frost]

Rainbow trout can give primastic shards

[grim needle]

winter year 1

[chilly wind]

nice

[oblique frost]

Technically if you keep it, you can't complete 100%

[chilly wind]

remember if you have money invest in materials

what famr do you guys play btw

[grim needle]

yeah im getting to that 👍 its hard to manage money since im always around 10k and i cant afford to drop

[oblique frost]

The layout I want to follow

[grim needle]

forest on top

[chilly wind]

fr

I say if you want big money start making kegs

just make a lot of tappers

[grim needle]

yeah thats a bit way i dont have the stuff to make those

[void mauve]

Stealing

[oblique frost]

Why not

[last fractal]

I just unlocked kegs

[oblique frost]

Same

[delicate fog]

hi

[left parrot]

the ptsd attack hes about to receive:

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[chilly wind]

lmao

bro is gonna die on the spot

[quiet mulch]

ptsd attack right through the torso

[void mauve]

That's so wrong 💀

[left parrot]

oh my god i never ||bought the stardrop from krobus 😿 ||

[silver stirrup]

who was kent again?

[silver stirrup]

GO

RIGHT NOW

[last fractal]

Omg I got my first iridium ore and prismatic shard what do I do?

[silver stirrup]

BUY IT

[left parrot]

the veteran dude who ||returns from war on spring year 2||

[left parrot]

i just did 😭

[silver stirrup]

bring the prismatic in between the 3 pillars in the desert

[silver stirrup]

ohhh

that guy?

[last fractal]

Ok

[silver stirrup]

i have like 10 hearts with him

lemme do it

bro will lose another friend

xD

[left parrot]

literally

because hes gonna go into cardiogenic shock

[violet moon]

hired sean and ian from ridgeside to water my crops cuz i still havent figured out how to set up an efficient watering system on my farm so ive been doing it manually

[left parrot]

quality sprinklers?

[ember flame]

I feel dumb for asking but is there any way to auto harvest crops in the green house? I've been playing for a while now just never really figured out if you could do that or not (without mods)

[violet moon]

i have one singular iridium sprinkler

[left parrot]

ah

i mean you better get to work in the mines then lol

[astral ferry]

Best way to get a ton of iron for kegs in year 2?

[dusty ibex]

nope

[left parrot]

i found best is to cycle through the ice floors

[dusty ibex]

61 and reset

[left parrot]

really, 61?

[dusty ibex]

ya

[left parrot]

i was more into doing 50-55 but ive never heard of 61

[dusty ibex]

you get good dust sprites too - it’s good because you can see the whole floor as soon u enter the floor

[ember flame]

[dusty ibex]

u don’t need to like walk around to see if there’s any ore

[left parrot]

oooh

[dusty ibex]

the best player i know told me to do 61

[left parrot]

do you know of any dust sprite focused floors? i just run 50-60 and that worked fine so far

[dusty ibex]

i do 61 for that too

[left parrot]

sick, ill try it in a bit

[tribal vessel]

In multiplayer, have non-hosts run 50-52. You get to collect the coal bag each time.

[left parrot]

i don't play multiplayer sorry

[dusty ibex]

u should play with @upper pasture

[left parrot]

mmm..? why's that?

[dusty ibex]

kc loves playing coop with ppl

[left parrot]

oo, im the opposite

[distant sphinx]

[dusty ibex]

hi pickle!!

[distant sphinx]

Hi vil again

[dusty ibex]

u should play mp with kc

[left parrot]

i love being in control of everything on the farm, i don't want anyone intervening on my plans

[dusty ibex]

it’s ok u can just tell kc to water ur plants and go fish or go mining for u

[distant sphinx]

Vil what hat should I get

(also when does the event end)

[upper pasture]

[upper pasture]

[dusty ibex]

pink hat is if ur basic
cone if ur half basic
blue hat if u like pretty colours
chef or sailor if ur cool

somberero if ur cool as well tbh

[distant sphinx]

[upper pasture]

[distant sphinx]

What about the other ones

Hi kccc

[dusty ibex]

other ones are cool but u shouldn’t get purple cuz u already purple

[upper pasture]

HI CHONKKKKK

[distant sphinx]

True I might get a party hat

[dusty ibex]

why u keep on doing this I’m trying to find u ppl to play with

[digital ruin]

I finally beat the mines

[dusty ibex]

congrats!!!!

[teal vapor]

pink isnt basic :(

I got pink before everyone else got it :((

[dusty ibex]

it is by far the most popular

[distant sphinx]

33 pink hats

[dusty ibex]

says the pink person!!

[dusty ibex]

it was even worse before picross champion as a thing

AND also the pink ppl are bullies

[grim needle]

hmmm angler or pirate?

[dusty ibex]

both are good

[grim needle]

feel like angler better

[dusty ibex]

do you depend on fishing for money

[grim needle]

for now yeah cuz its winter

[dusty ibex]

go for angler then

I tend to take pirate because by the time im level 10

fishing isn’t something I do for money anymore

AM I WRONG

[teal vapor]

when i got pink there was only like 3 pink ppl

[grim needle]

im lvl 10 in my 1 year winter i feel like i spent too much time fishing lmao

[teal vapor]

its not my fault im so cool everyone else wanted to become pink too

[dusty ibex]

when I got chef hat nobody else had a hat

[teal vapor]

ok but pink hat is more coines

🙄

[dusty ibex]

true

but also less swag

[left parrot]

the pink hat is arguably x10 swaggier because it is a cowboy hat

case closed

[dusty ibex]

[violet moon]

i can walk through one half of my gate?? 😭

[teal vapor]

you can do weird shit w gates ive found

like rapidly opening/closing can destroy it

[crude vessel]

plz i just had the scene with the fashion show or whatever and his little running back in like

[upper pasture]

WHY

[left parrot]

what a perfectly good day for mining wasted by the flower festival

[teal vapor]

i mean you dont have to go

[dusty ibex]

LOL

[upper pasture]

I have 5 co ops I'm in 😭😭

[dusty ibex]

LOL

let’s get u to 10

[upper pasture]

NOOO

[teal vapor]

kc fake cowpoke

[left parrot]

you know

i really don't have anyone with enough hearts that i DO want to dance with

so..

[teal vapor]

only reason to ever go imo is for those hearts + the rarecrow

Wish the day festivals like that didn't take all day

Can't they send me back to my farm by like 5pm

[left parrot]

forreal

but 5 pm is still like alot of wasted time

what da hell are the grayscale cave floors i keep coming in contact with

they have the same enemies the quarry mine has, absolutely terrifying

[solemn depot]

[teal vapor]

oh yeah that can happen, happens more w bad luck

[violet moon]

just died at floor 5. i always under estimate my need for cheese

[astral ferry]

What's a good place to store kegs? I'm in year 2

[dim zinc]

anywhere lmao

quarry

uhh

pathways and stuff

idk if you can but desert

basically anywhere you can

[astral ferry]

Ok ty

[dim zinc]

and that npcs won't go thru

[uneven garnet]

If I'm on year 8 does that make me a new farmer or a seasoned farmer?

[astral ferry]

New

[left parrot]

since WHEN can dust sprites chew away at stones ???

[last fractal]

What do I do with prismatic shard

[uneven garnet]

Oki

[dim zinc]

depends on whether or not you completed joja/ community center

[left parrot]

oh man, but it was a "sort of" lucky day

[uneven garnet]

I've got most bundles done

[astral ferry]

Definitely >:)

[dim zinc]

lmao saves you energy for free stone

[left parrot]

doesn't matter when im dropping ghostfish left right and center 😭

[dim zinc]

until you've completed it and or have 10 hearts w someone you're new according to the guidelines her ei think

[dim zinc]

wait wdym

[uneven garnet]

I need five more fish tank bundles and two more bulletin board bundles

[dim zinc]

😭

[uneven garnet]

And I'm married to Leah

[dim zinc]

oh then

[left parrot]

ghosts have a chance to drop ghostfish, you don't have to necessarily fish them up

[dim zinc]

you're prolly in between, it's mostly for spoilers

[uneven garnet]

Ah

[dim zinc]

wait girly but wasn't the topic dust sprites????😭 confused asf rn

[left parrot]

yuh.. but u mentioned energy and i mentioned how i have practically unlimited energy because of the ghostfish

[uneven garnet]

Should I go back and cover anything up?

[dim zinc]

oooooooo okay

I don't eat them 💀

so yea

[dim zinc]

mmm I don't think anyone has said anything so no?

[left parrot]

me neither because i have 370 max energy

so

[teal vapor]

check pins for spoiler rules

[dim zinc]

bro ur goated tf

also I'm having mad déjà vu rn

what da hell

I'm sure the topic of not eating ghostfish has happened to me before

huh

[left parrot]

deja vu is odd

[dim zinc]

yea

it gets rlly confusing aksjakjs

like is it or did I dream it or am I delulu

[uneven garnet]

I named one of my goats "Tee" 🤭🤭

[dim zinc]

tee

shirt

[left parrot]

speaking of vus, presque vu is incredibly annoying

[dim zinc]

I've never heard of that

like ik what it means linguistically

but huh 😭

[last fractal]

What do I do with the prismatic shard ?

[uneven garnet]

Nah like goatee
Goat + Tee = Goatee

[left parrot]

it's the failure to remember something but being on the fingertip of what it is

[dim zinc]

I hate goatees I'm sorry

[dim zinc]

ooooh right okay

makes sense

[uneven garnet]

I thought it was funny cuz goats have beards

[dim zinc]

yah ik

[uneven garnet]

Lollers

[cobalt hare]

get the galaxy sword in the desert :))

[dim zinc]

hence the name for the type of beard

but I rlly hate them on humans ajshajs

[last fractal]

Ok but I only got one and idk how

[dim zinc]

you are likely pubescent

a lot of guys get chin only facial hair

so yea

[cobalt hare]

you only need one, go to the dessert and there’s like three pillars place it… ? i don’t exactly remember // hold it in the most middle time and it’ll be consumed

[left parrot]

suffering from success 😪 😪

[teal vapor]

ok u need to spoiler that

[uneven garnet]

Abbigail will surely be happy

[teal vapor]

but ||yes, you just hold it and walk to the middle of those 3 pillars in the desert||

[uneven garnet]

She won't have to eat for months!

[cobalt hare]

ahh i didn’t realize, sorry

[left parrot]

i would never give out my hard, precious work to a rock muncher

[past falcon]

what is better for fishing 50% more value in fish or double treasure chance?

[last fractal]

Thank you so much

[uneven garnet]

I see

Put it in a furnace and make her sad

[past falcon]

that was the greatest moment in this game just walking around with it in the desert and BAM OP SWORD

[left parrot]

i believe angler is the better choice, but it all comes down to your playstyle

[last fractal]

Is Star fruit good?

[cobalt hare]

yes it has the second highest sell price

[dusty ibex]

yes

imo starfruit is the best crop in the game

[last fractal]

Ok

What’s in the cave desert

Is it good

[dense musk]

I need funny name suggestions for my new duck

[dusty ibex]

these are spoilers

pls use spoiler tags

[dusty ibex]

DAFFY

[left parrot]

i named my first four chickens the original fnaf cast

[dense musk]

thank uu

[gentle storm]

Ayo

What's up

[cobalt hare]

|| it’s decent for iridium but the mobs are kind of difficult ||

mg i can’t figure out the spoiler tags sorry anime girl ^^

[astral ferry]

What tackle for legends

[dusty ibex]

|| spoiler message here ||

like that

[dusty ibex]

cork bobber is my go to, others like trap bobber

[gentle storm]

anyone want to play Stardew

[astral ferry]

Ty

[last fractal]

Ok I got galaxy sword I just need better armor

[dusty ibex]

#multiplayer-lfg-old or @upper pasture dms

[last fractal]

And space boots

[gentle storm]

Thx

[last fractal]

What rings are the best

[fringe wagon]

Iridium band and lucky ring

[dusty ibex]

iridium band, burglar ring and || lucky || ring are probably the 3 best

[last fractal]

Ok

[dusty ibex]

the spoilers

[fringe wagon]

Says the person who spammed ||Calico Desert|| that one time

[dusty ibex]

hey CALICO DESERT

[fringe wagon]

I'm sorry that statement was funnier in my head

[dusty ibex]

is no spoiler

[still heart]

Might be the most frustrating game I've ever played

[upper pasture]

BITCH

[dusty ibex]

LOL

[upper pasture]

WHY

oh ma lawd

I was like who tf sent me a message

[dim tulip]

@dusty ibex vil do you want to have solid evidence when someone says Calico Desert is a spoiler?

[dusty ibex]

yea

[dusty ibex]

THANK U

calico calico calicoooooo

[left parrot]

calico

[distant sphinx]

Calico cat

[spice wagon]

hi guys i found a website where you can make ya stardew valley character a person

https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator

[teal vapor]

we probably know what it is already-

yeah,

[spice wagon]

oh

[teal vapor]

i'm p sure that was first shared in this server LOL

[spice wagon]

just thought id share

sorry

[teal vapor]

dw

[tender yacht]

The link i write on my profile is masc version

It's alright to share those

[willow cosmos]

how do i unlock ginger island

[left parrot]

spoilers

[teal vapor]

first of all you check the pins of this channel to see the spoiler rules

and see that this is a question for #stardew-spoilers

[spice wagon]

message me lovely

ill tell ya

[willow cosmos]

ok

[left parrot]

how do people not understand that stuff like that is not for new farmers
even without checking the pins its like common sense

[teal vapor]

because people don't have reading comprehension

lmao

[tender yacht]

It's because they don't know. Simple as that

[dim tulip]

You underestimated the amount of ADHD people have

[willow cosmos]

bc i havent checked this channel in a year and i forgot

[spice wagon]

it was a mistake

it happens

[teal vapor]

oh goddamn uve been in here a while LOL

[tender yacht]

Just ask them nicely to delete post CC content and let them asknin proper channel

[dim tulip]

Calico Desert

[past falcon]

blueberries have a three day period of not being plant for the max amount of harvest right?

[willow cosmos]

and i havent checked discord at all

[left parrot]

[teal vapor]

But yeah to yall that're just now talkin in here definitely read up on the spoiler rules. Anything inherently post CC cannot be mentioned in here

[spice wagon]

CC?

[left parrot]

o damn, okay

[left parrot]

communnity center !

[spice wagon]

ohhh oki

[void mauve]

[past falcon]

wait i have a question guys delux fertilizer or delux speed grow for blueberry?

[void mauve]

Depends if you want them faster or if you want higher quality for more money

[teal vapor]

speedgro probably

more harvests is better than higher quality i think

[past falcon]

and this?

[dense musk]

i accidentally closed stardew valley...... and i lost an entire day progress

[past falcon]

ouch

[dense musk]

im

Noooooo aaaa

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[dense musk]

Hi!

[past falcon]

hi

[cobalt hare]

So uh

Its my second year thru the game

Haven’t played it before

And I think I did something very regretful

I turned my community center into a warehouse

[primal nexus]

Joja WWW

[cobalt hare]

Is there a way to cancel it?

[radiant patio]

unfortunately no

[primal nexus]

no

[cobalt hare]

Yeah joja storage

[radiant patio]

once you sign up fro the joja development form you can't get the community center back

[primal nexus]

tbh its not that bad its alot better imo
atleast in vanilla

[chilly wind]

why would you want to do that joja>>>>>>community center

[cobalt hare]

Thats very unfortunate 🥲

[radiant patio]

it's not really a lot better, just a lot easier

[cobalt hare]

I really wanted to complete the center first

[primal nexus]

ehhh
buyable ||auto petters|| is slightly better than all the cc rewards

[cobalt hare]

Like I myself feel bad for the juminos

Or whatever they’re called

[radiant patio]

but then pierre is still closed on wednesdays

[river perch]

its fallll

[radiant patio]

and also joja is icky

[chilly wind]

you get the joja shop which is open for longer

[primal nexus]

i dont visit pierre ever

[radiant patio]

the joja shop is so out of the way

[radiant patio]

ok corporate shill

[river perch]

pierre has a whole family to feed

[cobalt hare]

Isnt it cheaper?

[primal nexus]

i spend more time at clints than i do anywhere else in town pretty much

[chilly wind]

you can get there with ||cart system thing||

[radiant patio]

the joja store becomes the same price as pierre's when you sign up for the development form

[primal nexus]

i however always do cc bc of sde

[radiant patio]

but you have to walk up

it's just annoying

[cobalt hare]

Oh Ive noticed this with the wheat price

It used to be 12

[chilly wind]

nah you just love pierre admit joja is better

[cobalt hare]

Okay another question
Who is the best to marry

[primal nexus]

unnecessarily rude but ok 👍

[radiant patio]

i hate pierre too but he is the lesser of two evils

[primal nexus]

personal preference

[chilly wind]

not really

[radiant patio]

i was joking

[cobalt hare]

Like they all almost have the same benefits?

[primal nexus]

yeah prettu much

just different events

[opaque igloo]

hii

[cobalt hare]

Okay thanks

[radiant patio]

the only real benefit you get from marrying a specific spouse if i remember correctly is that you get a special hat and boots if you marry emily

otherwise it's all basically the same and its up to personal preference

[cobalt hare]

Are the boots worthy?

[radiant patio]

they're the same stats as the boots you get near the end of the mines

[primal nexus]

not the best boots to my knowledge but decent

[radiant patio]

and you'll finish the mines way before getting emily to 14 hearts

[cobalt hare]

Oh the purple ones

[radiant patio]

they're equivalent to the space boots with both being +4def and +4imm

[cobalt hare]

4 defence and 4 immunity

[primal nexus]

marriage speedrunners: 😐

[radiant patio]

tbf emily is like the easiest one to marry

she loves almost every gem which is super easy

[last fractal]

Maybe I got married before the mines and I wasn’t trying though

[primal nexus]

leah>>>

[chilly wind]

just marry haley or ||that guy from the sewers forgot his name|| all the other options are bad

[last fractal]

I just didn’t have the weapon for the mines

[primal nexus]

leah you pretty just gotta throw money at her

[cobalt hare]

You can marry in only one year tho

[primal nexus]

krobus ❤️

[radiant patio]

you can marry in like 2 weeks

[chilly wind]

yeah he is cool

[cobalt hare]

I went to Abigail, again because its my first time and this is my second year

[last fractal]

Sounds like a prostitute

[primal nexus]

i think wr marrige speedrun is less than 2 ingame weeks

[cobalt hare]

I have 9 hearts with Abbi rn

[chilly wind]

bad

[radiant patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_pKhZ2so8&t=456s

[primal nexus]

do NOT insult my leah like that

[chilly wind]

switch to haley she likes coconuts easy

[chilly wind]

lmao what

[primal nexus]

haley mid imo
but to each their own

[teal vapor]

💀

[radiant patio]

blade moment

[cobalt hare]

I thought Pierrer would lower his prices if I marry his daughter😂

[primal nexus]

ive matried her before
didnt like her

[chilly wind]

wrong opinion

[last fractal]

Lol, they said that you just need to throw money at her

[radiant patio]

why is this discussion so heated

[primal nexus]

its not if ive married her before

[last fractal]

I got Abigail not bad but she needs to feed the animals more so I don’t have to

[primal nexus]

by that i mean you can buy all your gifts 💀

[astral ferry]

Best way to get a bunch of copper?

[primal nexus]

upgrade barns and coops for auto feeders

[astral ferry]

Penny is great

[radiant patio]

honestly just buying it

[primal nexus]

mines

[cobalt hare]

Caving

[radiant patio]

grinding for copper sucks because the early floors don't have much

[last fractal]

Still sounds like a prostitute

[primal nexus]

clint 👎

[cobalt hare]

Floor 40

[last fractal]

Ok

[astral ferry]

We can all agree that Clint sucks

[radiant patio]

obviously clint sucks

[last fractal]

Yes

[primal nexus]

i may like morris a little bit but clint is a no 👎👎👎👎

[radiant patio]

but where tf else are you going to buy stuff

[radiant patio]

aint no way

[primal nexus]

[chilly wind]

who do you think is good then

[last fractal]

Buy what

[astral ferry]

Tool upgrades

[last fractal]

You can mine for clits stuff

[radiant patio]

buy ores, upgrading tools and cracking geodes

[primal nexus]

leah and seb from vanilla
sophia from modded

[astral ferry]

There is no way

That we can't figure out

How to upgrade tools

[last fractal]

Oh yeah forgot tools is cracking geodes worth it?

[radiant patio]

yes obviously

[primal nexus]

yes

[radiant patio]

you need to crack geodes to complete the museum

[astral ferry]

Geode crusher

[radiant patio]

i guess you could wait until fall for the job board and wait until you get clint's special order for the geode crusher but the geode crusher is even worse

[primal nexus]

on the stardew predictor you can see what each geode will give you

[last fractal]

I haven’t done anything for the museum

[radiant patio]

counterpoint: the geode crusher is ass

[astral ferry]

Counter counterpoint: Clint is more ass

[chilly wind]

ngl good options but haley is still better

[primal nexus]

depends
if you get a gay rock from clint then the next geode you break from a crusher will also be a gay rock

[chilly wind]

gay rock

[primal nexus]

yes

[teal vapor]

gay rock

[primal nexus]

gay rock

[astral ferry]

gay rock

[radiant patio]

just because there is one scenario in which the geode crusher is good by exploiting the game's rng doesn't mean that it's a worthwhile alternative

[left parrot]

clint is a pain in the ass because he closes at 4 pm instead of 5
and i always get there when he fucking closes

[astral ferry]

Honestly

[last fractal]

Go in the morning?

[primal nexus]

oh also another reason why joja is better is clint doesnt fucking leave on fridays if you do it

[left parrot]

clint is never the top priority for me when i wake up

not because i hate him (i do) but because i have more important stuff to do than talk to clint

[astral ferry]

So many better things to do

Like plants and animals

[last fractal]

I mean same but if you same like 50 then do it in the morning

[astral ferry]

Trees

[primal nexus]

clint should never be at the top of anything exect the worst npcs of sdv list

[radiant patio]

he opens at 9

[astral ferry]

Tappers

[radiant patio]

you have plenty of time

[astral ferry]

No

[radiant patio]

you're just finding every excuse to hate this man

i hate him too but you're going overboard

[last fractal]

Lol

[primal nexus]

who the hell wouldnt

clint is bad

[radiant patio]

so you want to play the game with unupgraded tools the whole time?

[last fractal]

But Clint gets my tools upgrades in two days

[astral ferry]

I want to upgrade tools myself

[primal nexus]

no i upgrade all my tools
however
i barely visit him afterwards

[astral ferry]

And it would take like 5 hours max

[primal nexus]

but clint is also bad

[astral ferry]

The man is wearing chainmail constantly

[primal nexus]

fr

[astral ferry]

Like why

[last fractal]

Mod maybe

[last fractal]

Bc zombies

[astral ferry]

Man trips into a pool and dies

[primal nexus]

the one good line diolog he has ive seen comes from mods 💀

[astral ferry]

I have an idea to not deal with Clint anymore

[last fractal]

Damn y’all really hate him

[astral ferry]

Listen

[subtle inlet]

no problem with clint

[astral ferry]

If he dies

I get his forge

[teal vapor]

clint reminds me of my (former) next door neighbor who is a major incel who had a crush on me for forever. fuck clint and fuck that guy forreal

[astral ferry]

And I won't take 2 days to upgrade my tools

[subtle inlet]

WHAT DID CLINT DO

ALL HE DOES IS CLOSE AT 4 PM THATS IT

[primal nexus]

no?

[teal vapor]

💀

[astral ferry]

He takes too long to upgrade tools and closes at 4

That's worthy of a death sentence

[subtle inlet]

He takes like 3 days chill

[primal nexus]

and charges gold to crack a geode

[left parrot]

clint probably closes at 4 because nobody goes to his shop 😿

[subtle inlet]

ITS A GOOD DEAL FOR THE WORK!?

[astral ferry]

2 days too long

[last fractal]

Damn

[astral ferry]

HE HITS A ROCK WITH A HAMMER

[subtle inlet]

YEAH

[astral ferry]

WHAT WORK

[primal nexus]

ITS SWINGING A HAMMER I DO THAT EVERY DAY
AND MY HAMMER IS BIGGER

[subtle inlet]

And I have broken rocks irl and holy crap is it hard let alone geodes

[chilly wind]

I wanna see you do it

[astral ferry]

Geodes are hollow on the inside

[astral ferry]

Give me a big ass hammer and an anvil then

[subtle inlet]

then where the hell is the treasure supposed to be

[astral ferry]

In the hollow

[chilly wind]

25 gold is nothing a salad costs 220 gold lmao

[astral ferry]

Man deserves 5 gold

[last fractal]

He deserves 5 but yet food is like 250+

[subtle inlet]

an irl salad is like 5 bucks so

[astral ferry]

Listen

[subtle inlet]

do the math

[astral ferry]

Imagine

If for a year you don't use clint

He goes bankrupt

And you can buy his stuff

[left parrot]

what do you expect when a parsnip sells for 35 gold per piece

literal inflation

[primal nexus]

sdv prices are weird af

[last fractal]

Life is inflation I play a game to get away from inflation

[radiant patio]

after robin builds you a silo she can't even afford half a salad

[primal nexus]

definitely doesnt have anything to do with my 8 stacks of iridium sf wine

[last fractal]

Like why does it cost 400 for one fruit

[primal nexus]

cause its good af

worth alot so ofc seeds would be worth alot

[last fractal]

Ok but like my farm is built for 100 fruit at a time

[left parrot]

guys isn't the gold standard SUPPOSED to help combat inflation, how does it not work in stardew valley?

[last fractal]

Plus I am still new i can’t afford 40k on seeds

[distant sphinx]

Hi niki

[astral ferry]

We are constantly getting hundreds of gold ore from mines

[last fractal]

If so why can’t we use gold to make gold

Like make a money press

[primal nexus]

ok Lewis

[last fractal]

So one gold and be $100 money

[left parrot]

the market is already super saturated by the time you move in so your starfruit wine is practically irrelevant 😭

[astral ferry]

Just sell the gold

You need a license to make currency

[left parrot]

yeah, but that gold doesn't surface it's way into the national reserve.
it's used for crafting, so

[last fractal]

Ok but that would be fine

[primal nexus]

*to legally make currency

[last fractal]

Who are you talking to by chance?

[last fractal]

I like your thought process there

[primal nexus]

whoever said to get a money press

[astral ferry]

Yes it does gold isn't bad to sell

[left parrot]

...unless you drop it off into the shipping bin, then lewis takes the gold..
who knows what lewis would do with the gold

[left parrot]

why do you sell your gold

[last fractal]

That was me but you said my real name witch is weird

[primal nexus]

LMAO

[astral ferry]

I have like 30 bars plus 200 ore I'm not running out soon

It's stupidly common

[left parrot]

i mean it doens't make much money but

[last fractal]

Is there a in game person name lewis ?

[chilly wind]

what I never understood is how grandpa had the farm for years and didn't accomplish shit and left it in a bad state and then we arrive and we become trillionaires and save the town

[grim needle]

whats the best fertilizer to use to finish the quality crop bundle?

[left parrot]

yes..the mayor 😿

[astral ferry]

Blacksmith profession makes it almost 400 each

Not bad when you need a lil cash

[left parrot]

Coops

[primal nexus]

yeah

[last fractal]

Oh, I feel dumb now when you said it I thought you were talking about my real name

[astral ferry]

How many chickens are you getting?

[left parrot]

because grandpa became grandpa he couldn't work on the farm anymore

and i think he left the farm to rot for years so no wonder you return to it being covered by nature

[chilly wind]

yeah but his farm was empty

[astral ferry]

Grandpa weak

[chilly wind]

he didn't have machines and barns and coops and all this stuff

[left parrot]

baha it's oka

[left parrot]

i have like 8

[astral ferry]

Grandpa is a fuckin normie

[timid moth]

adorable

[astral ferry]

Why

Of all things

Chickens

[chilly wind]

chickens on top

[distant sphinx]

They're the most profitable coop animal

[last fractal]

Ok I don’t know what else to do in game I got galaxy sword space boots and a bit of farm but I want to get to a point I am making 50k a day but idk how

[humble goblet]

chickens got most variety

[astral ferry]

Just use barns

[grim needle]

strawberrys are only the best crop bc of the wine right?

[astral ferry]

There's 2 colours, just like cows

[chilly wind]

no they are still the best for spring

[astral ferry]

Chickens are just bad cows

[distant sphinx]

Best spring crop even if you don't use kegs

[astral ferry]

2 colours

[humble goblet]

5 actually

[grim needle]

oh damn ok

[humble goblet]

aint gonna spoil anything tho dw

[astral ferry]

Atleast cows you can milk into cheese

[left parrot]

they've produced 180 golden mayonnaise in the span of one spring, and i still have a week left.
let me do the math for you, 399g because i have the artisan perk per one mayo
399x180 is 72k gold, it isn't much but they're only 8 chickens and passive income is passive income

[astral ferry]

What is mayonnaise even used for

[humble goblet]

cooking

[modern mist]

For house upgrades, can other people besides the host upgrade the house?

[humble goblet]

selling, gifting

its decent

[primal nexus]

only the owner of the house can uprgade that house

[astral ferry]

Doesn't one pig do like 4k per day

[distant sphinx]

I love to uprgade

[primal nexus]

pigs 🔛 🔝

[left parrot]

i don't know, i don't have pigs yet and it's like selling your own liver to afford a full barn

[astral ferry]

A single max happy pig outproduces your whole coop 💀

[primal nexus]

yeah

pigs are op af

[distant sphinx]

Also way more expensive than the chickens

[astral ferry]

Way more money too

[distant sphinx]

🤯

[primal nexus]

invest in pigs
pig coin is going to the moon 📈📈📈📈 🚀 🌕

[last fractal]

So sell cows and get pigs?

[distant sphinx]

Keep some cows for food

[astral ferry]

Ye

[last fractal]

I don’t cook

[astral ferry]

Ye to this

[distant sphinx]

Or just use wine for money and ignore pigs since they're more of a hassle

[humble goblet]

the money u get from pigs u can just get cows back

[distant sphinx]

Just eat the cheese

[last fractal]

Ok

[astral ferry]

Cheese is amazing

[humble goblet]

use both for that extra sauce

even tho its not extra cuz u might need that pig money as well

[left parrot]

🤷‍♂️ 16,000g a pig, i don't have that money

not to mention the 43,000g for another deluxe barn

[astral ferry]

Another?

What do you have in your first one

[left parrot]

cows

[astral ferry]

Who needs that many cows

I have 2 cows make enough cheese to sustain me

And a goat

[digital ruin]

16K FOR A PIG??!

[radiant patio]

pigs make stupid money

[digital ruin]

I currently only have a coop

[radiant patio]

with botanist you're getting at least 1.25k per day per pig

that pays of a pig really quick

[left parrot]

i'd like to keep my cows, thank u

[humble goblet]

fair price to pay for what they give u

[astral ferry]

Ok

Stay poor with ur chickens

[radiant patio]

i need to sell all of my chickens

so much work for nothing

[humble goblet]

let em keep his cows, while we elitist enjoy our pigs

[astral ferry]

Wam

Pigs on top

[left parrot]

i am planning on getting pigs but you know my top priority isn't them right now

[astral ferry]

So what is your top priority

[left parrot]

i'm working on lightning rods and preserve jars

[astral ferry]

If it's to get rich it's not working I'm guesing

[left parrot]

no, i don't play the game in the manner of maximizing profits
i'm doing fine with money eitherway, 900,000g total earnings and 100,000* on me right now

[astral ferry]

Arent lightning rods cheap to make?

[left parrot]

they are, i'm just not focusing on it right now

[astral ferry]

what

[left parrot]

i'm doing preserve jars rn

[astral ferry]

Good luck

[left parrot]

it's ok, i just need a fuck ton of wood

the coal is fine

[astral ferry]

I go deforest everything

If I could I would cut down the villager homes

I wonder how much stone clints house would give

[left parrot]

like 5

maybe 6

he lives in a shack

[astral ferry]

Yeah

[tawny ruin]

Should I talk here more often?

[radiant patio]

if you want

[tawny ruin]

hahahah idk how to get the roles

[left parrot]

if you're talking about cowpoke and stuff like that, you just have to level up which well

you get from talking

[tawny ruin]

I see. Thanks for the info!

I might get to hang out here more often then ❤️

[timid moth]

talk till cowpoke then disappear

[muted perch]

Hi I’m new guys

[tribal vessel]

Hi, New guys, I'm Dad.

[clear cosmos]

can I have more than 1 auto-petter?

[tribal vessel]

Yes

[clear cosmos]

also, how do you use the copper tool? cant seem to find the controls for it (on mac/pc)

[tribal vessel]

Which one?

[clear cosmos]

copper pan i mean

[calm sandal]

u hold it while clicking on glitter sprite on water

its uncommon to find one.

[clear cosmos]

thanks! i thought the black spots on the water were the glittering ones my bad

[radiant patio]

@clear cosmos panning spots look like this

[iron pebble]

huh how do u have so much money 💀

me with currently 1k

[calm sandal]

#stardew-spoilers is recommended

[timid moth]

OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS AT SEASONED

[cobalt hare]

Can you put sprinklers on tilled soil

[nocturne sonnet]

Hi I'm on winter year 1 and I want to surprise my partner with the marriage ring before the year ends, I have the prismatic shard but the skull cavern is very difficult and I only have 4 iridium ore after 1 session that brought me to ~lvl 20, I know I'm not late game enough to get efficient iridium farming in the cavern but I just need 5 bars (21 more ore) and I need to know if anyone has tips for how to get it, all the online guides show how to get hundreds and then show a bunch of stuff I'm nowhere near obtaining efficiently so I'm here and advice would be appreciated

[cobalt hare]

accidentally tilled some soil while my pickaxe is upgrading and I’m scared

[glacial dew]

Perfection statues??

[nocturne sonnet]

I'm on year 1

[glacial dew]

Fun fact u can until them by going to robin n moving ur building all over

[nocturne sonnet]

How tf am i getting perfection statues in year 1

[cobalt hare]

girl bye

[glacial dew]

Oh mb LOL

[cobalt hare]

But you can right?

[glacial dew]

Yeah

It’s an actual thing

[cobalt hare]

Okok 🙏

Thx

[glacial dew]

Like move them on the tilled place obv

Penny writing a whole essay with 2000 words

[neon bobcat]

Hi, welcome to the server! ||You have to do Skull Cavern runs in order to get a bunch of iridium ore. The further down you go in SC, the more iridium nodes there are. You mention that it is very difficult, and that can be true, but here's some tips. Get the galaxy sword if you don't have it already. Go to the SC on a lucky day. Bring a good food source with you like gold quality cheese, and bring a ridiculous amount of bombs. Bomb your way through the levels until you start finding yourself in the levels with plenty of iridium. Additionally, if you have desert and farm warp totems, they will help you maximize the full day at SC, as opposed to being restricted to Pam's bus.||

[nocturne sonnet]

im not using my one shard for the sword 😭 is lava katana sufficient?

[calm sandal]

if u have that sword, u should be fine with proper preparation

[nocturne sonnet]

and what levels will i start finding a decent amount of iridum

[calm sandal]

hardly enough unless u re a pro'gammer

[glacial dew]

U can also probably staircase your way to deep ig

[neon bobcat]

Eh.. ||80s or so?||

[left parrot]

it's pretty fun id say you'll also get image perms at level 5 so

[calm sandal]

100 is optimal for me

but i guess, 50 is enough for 5 bars

[teal vapor]

50 is when it starts becoming more common

[nocturne sonnet]

if im just trying to get 5 bars, how many bombs do u think i should bring for a run?

[lethal quest]

10

[fervent shale]

take as many as you have, better to have spares than not enough

[calm sandal]

10 is hardly enough.

u need as many as you can

[lethal quest]

the more the merrier

[calm sandal]

if u dont have iridium pickaxe.

[mystic jasper]

100-200 is usually good, but you could go down further for a substantial increase

[lethal quest]

💀

that seems reasonable

[tawny ruin]

can i send gifs tho?

[clear cosmos]

does anyone else accidentally enter the cellar when they mean to go outside?

[nocturne sonnet]

||best use for prismatic shard is the galaxy sword? i just got a 2nd one and one i have saved for the ring||

[echo gate]

Does anyone know what the ||gem looking things are in the mine after level 40? || How am I supposed to get anything from them? When I smash them they just disappear?

[lethal quest]

they’re just there for design or they act as obstacles

[topaz glen]

That's just an obstacle

[grim needle]

how do i get out a "slime room" while mining?

[echo gate]

Ahh okay thank you. I was so confused 😂

[tidal rivet]

Defeat all slimes and a way down should appear :P

[lethal quest]

yea np i was breaking them trying to get something out of them lol

[crude vessel]

can you plant at calico desert

[calm sandal]

only wild trees

[sudden pelican]

help

[lapis coral]

Pretty much the frozen version of weeds. Theres a suuuper rare chance to get refined quartz but dont count on it

[lethal quest]

?

[calm sandal]

u can just state a question immediatelly

[sudden pelican]

how do i close stardew valley

[calm sandal]

man

i ll consider that question a troll.

[lapis coral]

Press escape and go to the rightmost tab with a 🚫 symbol

[sudden pelican]

it was a troll question but thank you for spending your time answering!

[lapis coral]

y tho

[teal vapor]

hey guys anyone play on switch

[left parrot]

yis, thats what image perms are
u get access to embeds essentially so videos, photos, gifs

[teal vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/1080613528584605696/image0.gif

[cobalt hare]

I bet it was but I actually struggled to find the exit button when I first played

[olive roost]

what do i do during winter. i'm bored 😭

[lethal quest]

fish

you can also give the villagers gifts so u can increased your friendship points with them but it’s your choice, that’s what i did

[olive roost]

i haven't given any gifts my entire play through 😭

is that bad?

[lethal quest]

maybe u should start😅

[lethal quest]

no it’s not bad

[lost oriole]

it's okay, I guess

[lethal quest]

but if u want to get a gf or get married you could pick out a marriage candidate and give them gifts

[olive roost]

gotcha.

[calm sandal]

relationship is one of requirement and partially required for the end game, its not a must if you dont really aim for the very end of game but it is a must if u do so.

[olive roost]

i'll have to do some reading on the wiki.

[kind pagoda]

Me

[lost oriole]

switch players?

[calm sandal]

fishing for profit or mining for investment, u can also start upgrading your tools for incoming spring

[olive roost]

when should i tackle ||skull cavern||? i don't know if i'm ready.

or how to get there really

[calm sandal]

when u have hundreds of food and hundreds of bombs

[lost oriole]

it's not that bad

[olive roost]

i don't have even close to either

[silver stirrup]

Should sc be spoilered?

[olive roost]

i'm not sure.. should it?

[subtle inlet]

Hey can anyone answer a question I have?

[lethal quest]

ask away

[subtle inlet]

Why is harvey mad at me, I am married and I was at full hearts before this happened

He says he wants to stay in bed all day

[lethal quest]

did you talk to him or is he ignoring you?

[subtle inlet]

I talked to him

and when I click he does the mad emote

the one that hungry animals do

[lethal quest]

ok so, regularly give gifts whether it’s a loved gift or not AND sometimes they’re just grumpy no matter the hearts

[lost oriole]

the "stay in bed all day" is a rare event that just happens sometimes

I think it's more often at lower hearts since it only happens to me when my farmer is freshly married; I've never had it happen at 14+

there's nothing you can do about it

except be patient

[olive roost]

whats the easiest way to get a Prismatic Shard?

[teal vapor]

highest chance is from a mystic node, but those are extremely rare, otherwise iridium nodes have a 4% chance to drop them

[clear cosmos]

which is more profitable - starfruit or blueberry ||with 3x boost from bear's knowledge||?

[clever spire]

none of those are affected by that

effected? idk

[teal vapor]

yeah neither of those are

💀

but in general starfruit is better

[olive roost]

how rare exactly if you know?

[teal vapor]

idk chance for the node but the pshard from a mystic node is 25%

[proper grail]

Should I upgrade my coop for now or make multiples?

[lost oriole]

always go for the upgrade first

[proper grail]

Ok ty

[lost oriole]

you don't even know if you want multiple coops in the long term, and upgrading coop gives you access to more animals which you need to complete the CC

[proper grail]

Alright

[olive roost]

would you say thats the best method?

[teal vapor]

no

iridium

[lost oriole]

well I mean, given that my playthroughs average zero mystic nodes per playthrough... no.

anything x 0 is still 0

[stone plover]

Fellas about what season is it when u reach floor 120

[lost oriole]

I always aim for 80+ in spring year 1, but take it easy afterwards. Then again, I'm on the wrong side of the line for hardcore player.

[fast tundra]

Wow I can only manage maybe 50 or 60 in spring Y1..

And that's if I go mining ALOT

[lost oriole]

always play at your own pace

[hexed smelt]

That's about all I do. Sometimes it's not about how fast you play, but how well you play and how much enjoyment you get out of it.

[lost oriole]

👆

[hexed smelt]

Not that playing fast isn't enjoyable. I can understant the appeal.

[lost oriole]

I rush mines because I cannot be bothered to use my watering can for bulk crops for more than a season

[proper grail]

Is finding 2 prismatic shards, a mystic node, a merperson, and a fairy lucky in a first year

[lost oriole]

the merperson does literally nothing

[proper grail]

I know I thought it would give me something

Instead it just swam away

[hasty estuary]

Play stardew I said
It'll be fine I said
1 day later
broken computer

[azure merlin]

Don’t break it

[lethal quest]

how did it break?💀

how did stardew make it break

[azure merlin]

For real. You could run stardew on a toaster

[lethal quest]

i think stardew made his computer toast

[novel thistle]

@lethal quest You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[grim needle]

do i need to wrap or do something for the 25th of december thingy? i got a present but do i just give it?

[lethal quest]

you just need to give it

[grim needle]

ok thx

[azure merlin]

Wrap it in the souls of the damned

[grim needle]

oh thats all ready done dw

[lethal quest]

💀

[lethal quest]

who’s the villager u need to give a present to?

[grim needle]

alex

idc abt him tho

[lethal quest]

oh💀

i had Leah so i just gave her driftwood

[grim needle]

lmaoo

imma give hime a gold bar cuz "thegamer.com" says it good

[viral river]

guys what is the barrel beside willys shop

like it has a question mark on it

[azure merlin]

When I last did that I got mayor Lewis. I gave him some bread from the garbage

[lethal quest]

💀

should’ve gave him the purple shorts as his present

[azure merlin]

“I know what you did Lewis. I’m always watching👀”

[lethal quest]

he’s looking for bug meat i believe

[lethal quest]

💀

[native forum]

where can i get more ancient seeds?

[lethal quest]

in my experience, i got my ancient seeds from treasure chests but the chances of u finding them in treasure chests are 0.7-0.8%

[lethal quest]

you can look for artifact spots in cindersap or the mountains, the chances are 0.7%

[native forum]

aw man i can't buy them from somewhere?

[lethal quest]

you can buy an ||artifact trove from the desert trader for 5 omni geodes|| and it has a 3.7% chance of giving u ancient seeds

[grim needle]

wtf do i do in the xmas festival?

i cant get it to start

[lethal quest]

give the present, go to the tree to get ur present and leave lol

[native forum]

ah i see, if i plant the ancient seeds and let it mature and stuff, when it produces smth does it like drop more than just 1? and does it keep producing even after harvesting?

[grim needle]

ok got it

[lethal quest]

yea

[native forum]

okay sick thanks dude

[lethal quest]

i believe so tho

[grim needle]

i got 25 hard wood... waste of time and 1 gold bar ffs

[lethal quest]

no problem

[lethal quest]

💀

i mean hardwood is ok