stardew-valley

[lethal quest]

||city girl||

[empty spade]

Mostly abagail

Okay penny is kinda nice sure but to marry seems kinda weird

She gives you those decals tho

[stuck wren]

Why?

[lethal quest]

i saw the battery pack in the merchant shop so many times

[empty spade]

IDK

[empty spade]

Which one

[lethal quest]

the one in cindersap

[empty spade]

The travveling merchant shop

[lethal quest]

yea

[cursive umbra]

I GAVE MY LAST ONE TO PAM😭

[empty spade]

Oh ive never seen it there but ill tell them to look ig

[lethal quest]

💀

[empty spade]

You need five

[lost oriole]

hey please try not to discuss post-cc content in this channel

[empty spade]

200 hardwood

[lost oriole]

and by "try not to" I mean "just don't"

ty

[empty spade]

Oh like spoiler

Sowwy

Lol i forgot which channel it was

Move chats?

[worn shell]

where do spice berries and grapes commonly spawn

[lethal quest]

honestly just have ur friend check the travelling merchant every sunday and friday

[cursive umbra]

Bro pam has a quest where she needs a battery SHE GAVE ME A BATTERY THE NEXT DAY I GAVE IT TO HER AND IT FINISHED THE QUEST

[lethal quest]

everywhere

[empty spade]

Everywhere

[lethal quest]

lol

[cursive umbra]

Cindersaps forest and around Robins

[velvet forum]

Check the 📌s. Post CC is completely banned from this channel. Even with spoilers.

[worn shell]

woaw

[lethal quest]

sorry, my bad

[empty spade]

I forgot the channel lol and dropped a lil spoil here and there but its alg

I realise

[lethal quest]

i had trouble finding the spice berries

[velvet forum]

Bus stop too

[empty spade]

Oh post community center

Ahah

Makes sense

[velvet forum]

Sometimes RNG hates you for a week tho

[empty spade]

What about post cc/jm

[cursive umbra]

I just spilt coffee on my keyboard😭

[lethal quest]

bruh

[velvet forum]

#stardew-spoilers only 🫤

[velvet forum]

RIPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[river perch]

miner or geologist

[cursive umbra]

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK

[lethal quest]

2nd?!💀

[void mauve]

Something tells me you shouldn't be allowed to have coffee while using your computer

[wooden crater]

I recommend miner but both are pretty valid

[empty spade]

I remember i had every winter forageable except the winter root at the feast of the winter star and i had to wait a whole year to get the bundle

[lost oriole]

miner is better

[inner cipher]

Miner imo, though I go geologist when I'm not doing a money run simply because I love shinies.

[velvet forum]

Miner for profit. Geo for fun.

[lost oriole]

geologist is not valid

[wooden crater]

I think miner gets the slight edge though, especially earlygame

[cursive umbra]

Fair fair

[inner cipher]

Oh come on lol. More shinies

[lost oriole]

geologist gives you money
miner makes you better at making money

[empty spade]

I went prospecter for convenience was that a bad idea

[lethal quest]

wait huh

[lost oriole]

extra ores = more sprinklers, tappers, kegs...

[inner cipher]

All of the professions are valid, it's just whether or not they're smart which you have to consider LOL

[velvet forum]

You know those drop from hoeing anywhere in winter, or mines ice floors right?

[lost oriole]

Tapper

[empty spade]

Also can you do wine in casks

[inner cipher]

Ok I see your point. And I raise you: tracker.

[lethal quest]

oh

[cursive umbra]

[worn shell]

OMG TYSM

[lost oriole]

tracker is valid. It points at artifact tiles, so you can use it for museum completion

[velvet forum]

Unless you buy more ore than you find.

[lethal quest]

just run around and stuff

[inner cipher]

Tracker is slightly more valid then tapper. But I still find it utterly useless personally.

[empty spade]

Yes i had such bad rng i was trying all the wormies and even watched a video on the winter clayfarm thing just never set it up

Can casks ferment wine

[lost oriole]

fair, it's terrible unless you're farming artifact tiles or panning spots, and even then it's kinda sus

[empty spade]

Do you put the starfruit un the keg and then the wine in the cask

[lethal quest]

oooo

[inner cipher]

Weird word, Weirdo. What does valwid mean?

[wooden crater]

yes, but if you have more wine than casks just sell the excess

[velvet forum]

Yes. Cask ages them in the cellar.

[lost oriole]

1. throw winter root into seed maker to get plantable wild seeds
2. if you're super desperate, worms determine their content at the start of the day, so reset the day if the worms don't have yams, and try them again the next day

[inner cipher]

And lets admit, geologist is more valid then that.

[empty spade]

Yeah base wine for me is worth 3k so

[velvet forum]

Takes 2 seasons to iridium iirc

[empty spade]

I found it now its okay

[lost oriole]

I mean, idts, at least finding artifact tiles and panning spots is a utility that can't be replicated easily. Geologist just kind of gives you pocket change

[velvet forum]

And snacks for Abigail

[cunning silo]

you already watched the guide for winter tilling

[inner cipher]

Can't be replicated? You realize you can find all those spots without tracker, right? xD I mean if you're hunting artifacts all you have to do is run around. You can't replicate having double of gems without making a crystalarium

[lethal quest]

lol

[empty spade]

But yeah know i now that if i cant get it you can just till and untill some tiles at the beach and do that thing

[empty spade]

Worms

[lethal quest]

wait i just got a stardrop wth

[lost oriole]

wormy tiles camouflage with the soil tho

[empty spade]

What is worms

I need to plant a rare seed for the stardrop

[void mauve]

They don't really

[lost oriole]

also gems kind of... don't do anything relevant, mostly.

[inner cipher]

I mean... if you're making a point of looking for them, which I assume you would if trying to utilize tracker, you'll see them. I never fail to see them

[velvet forum]

Artifact spots

[lethal quest]

Penny gave me a stardrop after i talked to her?

[void mauve]

Are you married

[lethal quest]

yes

[void mauve]

That's why

[empty spade]

And i nearly have enough jade to do a passive gauranteed run of the skull cavern

[lethal quest]

oh i didn’t know that was possible

[lost oriole]

my switch screen is small =(

[void mauve]

Spouse stardrop

[empty spade]

I got one the other day lol

[lethal quest]

oooooh ok

[empty spade]

So right

If you have a husband

[inner cipher]

Ok.... but if you're playing on PC or console it's not an issue xD you can't really prop up the usefulness of a profession based soley on playing on a small screen

[lethal quest]

and i’m guessing you can only get one per save file?

[empty spade]

Do they also sit around and ponder existence and do chores for you

[cobalt hare]

When i gift a higher quality thing instead of average quality, will I recieve more friendship points?

[velvet forum]

Sure he can.

[empty spade]

Yes

You will get more friend points if

[inner cipher]

I mean you can do whatever you want, it's whether or not other will agree with you I guess lol

[lost oriole]

I mean, I'm not actually saying tracker is good... but I do think it does have a niche in which it is temporarily valid. Unlike Geologist.

[velvet forum]

Mobile gang 😆

[empty spade]

Fall comes and my gurl abagail is won by dem gold quality pumpkins

[inner cipher]

We can safely agree to disagree

[velvet forum]

Geo is just for fun. More loot boxes. I mean geodes.

[inner cipher]

Technically geo helps you get krobus's key faster

So that's something I guess

[cobalt hare]

When i gift a higher quality thing instead of average quality of the same item, will I recieve more friendship points?

[lost oriole]

[velvet forum]

Yes

[lost oriole]

yes

[cursive umbra]

[empty spade]

@lethal quest did you know that if you said you didnt like kids in the eight heart event with penny you would have gone down six hearts with her

[lethal quest]

yea i know lol

[inner cipher]

Wait wrong chart

[lethal quest]

i don’t want kids but i chose that cuz i didn’t to upset her

[inner cipher]

Let me find the right one lol

[inner cipher]

There we go

[empty spade]

is this in the game as a speech bubble thing cos ngl its kinda hot

[lethal quest]

50%?!

damn alright

[inner cipher]

Yes so an iridium quality loved gift on the birthday gives you 960 friendship points

[lethal quest]

holy moly

[cursive umbra]

It can also give a negative boost

[lethal quest]

and that’s 1 heart?

[cursive umbra]

That's like 4 hearts

[quiet mulch]

proud airhead

[lethal quest]

😳

[inner cipher]

3.84 hearts

[empty spade]

So if you get them a bad gift on their birthday then they really hate you

[cursive umbra]

Yes

[lethal quest]

damn

[empty spade]

Ah i hate that game

Im so bad at it

[inner cipher]

This doesn't belong here at all lol

[lethal quest]

i was gonna say

[inner cipher]

#adventurers-guild or #images-and-memes or something would be better

[worn shell]

how in the everloving iridium fiber do you get pale ale?

[inner cipher]

hops in a keg

[empty spade]

Saloon

[lethal quest]

hops

[worn shell]

buh

[lethal quest]

honestly don’t give pam that

[empty spade]

Or the place that you cant talk about here

[inner cipher]

Or yeah, buy from saloon if you only need a few lol

[empty spade]

That one place

[lethal quest]

she’s drunk enough already

[iron pebble]

how do i stop playing this game

[quiet mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/872894559821115424.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[worn shell]

what one place

[empty spade]

NVM

[inner cipher]

Give Pam a pale ale every time she's || going to drive you in the bus||

[empty spade]

THE SALOON

[cursive umbra]

Stardrop saloon

[worn shell]

ok why tho

[inner cipher]

Why not?

[quiet mulch]

I wish we could bring penny and the kids to the minds

[worn shell]

eh, fair enough

[quiet mulch]

mines**

[empty spade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-accident-bus-crash-explosion-gif-20418233

[lethal quest]

💀

[empty spade]

Aw cmon

[worn shell]

i love minding in the minds

[quiet mulch]

work experience is valuable

[empty spade]

No image perms

[lethal quest]

why would u want that

[lethal quest]

makes sense

[quiet mulch]

also they are getting paid

one gold per hour

[inner cipher]

Get rid of those pesky medlesom kids

[empty spade]

Is the stardrop in the sewer worth it

[quiet mulch]

that's 12 gold a day!

[lethal quest]

💀

[inner cipher]

All the stardrops are worth it

[empty spade]

Yeah

[lethal quest]

i was abt to say that lol

[empty spade]

The rare seed one looks annoying af lol

[lost oriole]

I mean, up to you

[inner cipher]

Wait, is that supposed to be relevent to what you asked?

[lethal quest]

what even is the rare seed like i’ve seen it but what does it give u

[lost oriole]

by the time you unlock the sewers, you probably have your tools upgraded and your skills at a mid/high level, so it's not really essential to get

[inner cipher]

sweet gem berry, not super useful but can gain you a stardrop

[empty spade]

Idk it just does

[lethal quest]

oh rlly?

[inner cipher]

I want all the energy I can get, stardrop me up baby, gulp down that purple glorious plant

[lost oriole]

ah, that reminds me, I need to grow one more SGB

[cursive umbra]

If you have a greenhouse put it in there with a sprinkler you won't ever need to think about it

[lethal quest]

💀

[quiet mulch]

glorious plant ymm

[empty spade]

I still neglect my hoe and my watering can at base level while i have an iridium trash can 💀

[inner cipher]

Don't try to make an industry of sweet gem berry. Seed makering it and trying to use it as a main crop cripples its value and makes it suck.

[empty spade]

Wait

[lethal quest]

i’m too lazy to get the other copper ingots to upgrade my hoe and watering can

[empty spade]

Or is it just pricy

[inner cipher]

Please delete this it's not for this channel

Ask in #stardew-spoilers

[empty spade]

Is it post cc

[lethal quest]

lol

[empty spade]

How

[inner cipher]

Yeah this is new farmers. No post-cc here

[quiet mulch]

the children yearn for the mines

[empty spade]

Wait is it post cc tho

[inner cipher]

Yes

[empty spade]

Aw

Ohh yeah

No it is sorry

[inner cipher]

I know lol but np

[covert swan]

how do i get refined quartz? i rlly need it

[covert swan]

yes

[quiet mulch]

is there a white cat option?

(marnie)

[worn shell]

what shood i doooo

[covert swan]

idk but you should check nexus mods for a reskin

[lethal quest]

put in furnace i think

[covert swan]

thx

[lethal quest]

np

[worn shell]

tf do you do with refined quarts

quartz

[lethal quest]

u can make better sprinklers

[worn shell]

i totally forgor abt spinker

s

[covert swan]

yeah i need sprinklers

[worn shell]

are spinkers worth it?

[covert swan]

yeah

they water every morning

[worn shell]

how do i make em

[grim needle]

Should i buy or do something specific during the Night Market?

[lethal quest]

why is ur name #1 Pam Hater💀

what did Pam do

[worn shell]

he's the #1 pam hater

[covert swan]

i think you need a certain farming level to get a sprinkler recipe idk

[lethal quest]

yea

[wooden crater]

Make sure to ride the submarine and catch the exclusive fish

[quiet mulch]

pam

[worn shell]

noooo da spinker

[quiet mulch]

I love her

[grim needle]

She is what one might consider a female dog 😀

[lethal quest]

💀💀

[weary compass]

is ur pfp the animal jam emoji things?

[grim needle]

Ok i did that the first night and got lots of squid and that one fat weird fish is there anything else?

[worn shell]

i have no idea, tbh

[weary compass]

[worn shell]

the folder is called "Blob Cats"

[lethal quest]

there’s only 3 fish u can get from the sub

i think

[grim needle]

Ohh the 3 eye fish? I think i got 1

[wooden crater]

These

get all those and you're set

[lethal quest]

i keep going on i think cuz i either researched it and saw it and forgot

[grim needle]

Should i keep one of each or sell them

[wooden crater]

I'd keep one of each just to be safwe

[weary compass]

sell them all 👻 oooooo

[carmine shuttle]

Midnight squid’s chance be going down with da lure? 😭😭

[grim needle]

Ok 👍

[wooden crater]

defo keep blobfish, he makes good roe in a fish pond and also makes a mask

[wooden crater]

Yes; curiosity lure makes you more likely to catch rare fish

[grim needle]

Whats roe🤣

[wooden crater]

midnight squid is not a rare fish

[lethal quest]

caviar? idk

[wooden crater]

fish eggs

[covert swan]

how tf do i get sebastian to touch grass

[grim needle]

Ooh ok thx

[lethal quest]

what?💀

[covert swan]

how to i make him go outside

[lethal quest]

what do you mean touch grass

[quiet mulch]

how do I get goober

[weary compass]

never

[quiet mulch]

sorry

[lethal quest]

patience

[weary compass]

marry him

[worn shell]

guys easiest way to get 2000g FAST year 1 summer

[covert swan]

[worn shell]

i need a better pick

[weary compass]

blueberries

[lethal quest]

TEA SAPLINGS

[wooden crater]

fishing

[worn shell]

holy shit

[wooden crater]

if you need it FAST

[worn shell]

ok

[covert swan]

mayonise sells nice i think

[weary compass]

mayonise sucks eggs

[covert swan]

idk i make most of my profits from it

[lethal quest]

get fishing level 5 and u get more money, yea?

[worn shell]

how get

[wooden crater]

yeah

[covert swan]

you need lvl 2 friendship with caroline

give her the yellow flowers

[lethal quest]

rizz caroline to 2 hearts and she’ll send u tea saplings recipe

[worn shell]

F

[covert swan]

too long of a name

[covert swan]

how do i send photos

[lethal quest]

tea saplings sells for 500g each btw

and u only need the wild seeds,finer and wood to craft them once u learn how to craft tea saplings

[worn shell]

image perms

AH FUCK i stabbed myself with my toenail 😭

[lethal quest]

huh what

[wooden crater]

#images-and-memes until you reach lvl 5

[covert swan]

thx

[lethal quest]

i usually pull a toenail too fast and hurt myself but never stab💀

[quiet mulch]

ahhh

[worn shell]

it bleed

somehow i stabbed my thumb

my fucking thumb

how

[lethal quest]

wth did u do

[worn shell]

idk

[lethal quest]

[worn shell]

that hurt so fucking bad

[lethal quest]

ask Harvey to bandage u up lol

[worn shell]

😐

[lethal quest]

he’ll overcharge u

[worn shell]

only person i trust is medic tf2

my beloved

[lethal quest]

i saw a trailer for the medic tf2, it was with the heavy

it was so weirdly entertaining

[worn shell]

[lethal quest]

[worn shell]

man, wtf clint??? just tell me how to make an anvil

[carmine shuttle]

Real 💀

Like why can’t we forge our own things

[worn shell]

that 25g adds up

[lethal quest]

i don’t wanna have to pay 25g just for him to open my geodes and get ass stuff and upgrade my stuff

[wooden crater]

you can crack your own geodes

[worn shell]

ong like 2000G???

[wooden crater]

with a bulletin reward

but it sucks

[worn shell]

buh

[lethal quest]

ikr

[worn shell]

how do i access bulletin

[lethal quest]

too much money imo

[wooden crater]

unlocks in fall y1

no

[lethal quest]

oh wait yea

mb😅

[wooden crater]

easy mistake to make!

[lethal quest]

honestly i gave up on the bulletin board

[chilly wind]

it really doesn't

[wooden crater]

LMAOOO TRUE

[cunning silo]

rip

[lethal quest]

if ur broke it does or if u have lots of geodes

[worn shell]

yeah

[cunning silo]

gm.jamkiee

[chilly wind]

at the point where you need to open big amounts of geodes you already have a lot of money also you can sell the stuff from the geodes if you want the money back

[wooden crater]

it is not MORNING

what timezone are you in real wtf

it is 21:20

[chilly wind]

for me 23:20

[cunning silo]

ok this is one of the times where me saying gm actually makes sense

its 620

[lethal quest]

it’s 2:21 for me

[wooden crater]

your timezone is wrong

[covert swan]

sebastian finally went outside

[wooden crater]

GO TO SLEEP WTF

[worn shell]

for me 15:21

[lethal quest]

PM

[lethal quest]

but i should

[wooden crater]

SAY 14:21 THEN

[lethal quest]

i haven’t slept in 16 hours

i pulled an all nighter

[wooden crater]

nah go to sleep at a normal time

[chilly wind]

sleep

[wooden crater]

it's a better long-term decision

cause if you sleep rn you wont sleep tonight

[chilly wind]

not true

[lethal quest]

yea ik and if i can’t sleep tonight then i’ll pull another all nighter

[wooden crater]

EXACTLY

[chilly wind]

just go to sleep it's only 2 dude

[lethal quest]

and a cycle begins

[wheat wind]

hi

[lethal quest]

naw

i’m good

[worn shell]

hi

welcome

[chilly wind]

sleep is like the most important thing for your health dude sleep

[lethal quest]

ik but still

[wooden crater]

right but understand

[chilly wind]

you won't make gains without sleeping good

[lethal quest]

i’ll sleep later-er

[wheat wind]

it was my birthday 4 days a go i got £150

[wooden crater]

their sleep schedule is more likely to die if they start sleeping at 2pm

[lethal quest]

true, sleep does make ur metabolism better

[wooden crater]

that explains a lot...

[cunning silo]

slept 5h past 2 days which feels great

[lethal quest]

i got 2 weeks and a month to fix my sleep schedule before school

so

[worn shell]

woooooo yeah babyy

[cunning silo]

it feels so good to slee0

[wheat wind]

im gonna start a stardew run

[worn shell]

woooooooooo yeah babyyyy

[civic marsh]

I'm on year 2 summer and I just cannot get the feeling that I didn't do enough out of my head

[lethal quest]

ay i was trying to sleep earlier and i couldn’t… i haven’t been sleeping good since last week 😭

[nova mortar]

My birthday was yesterday and all I got was 2$ bottle of beer

[lethal quest]

if i could choose to not sleep for the rest of my life, i would do it

[prisma rover]

Delightful

[lethal quest]

u guys get stuff for ur birthday?

[worn shell]

tf is with haley and secret quests????

[prisma rover]

IDK DUDE

[wheat wind]

i dont no what to do with all this money

[prisma rover]

There weird

[lethal quest]

wth are secret quests😨

[worn shell]

omfg

[prisma rover]

Retirement

[worn shell]

haley's mysterious needs for sunfish and grapes

[wheat wind]

im 13

[prisma rover]

Scary

[lethal quest]

huh

[nova mortar]

As you see, no. I myself bought that beer

[prisma rover]

Early retirement

[lethal quest]

oh💀

[wheat wind]

why u shoked

[prisma rover]

Shoked

[wheat wind]

haha

[worn shell]

nvm lmao

im shoked

[wheat wind]

i win

[nova mortar]

911

[worn shell]

oh shit wtf

[chilly wind]

buy something you want

[modern pond]

@surreal nova

[surreal nova]

hello!!

[modern pond]

hello fork! I hate you!!

[prisma rover]

I-

[worn shell]

wow

[prisma rover]

Damn

[wheat wind]

what did they do?

[lethal quest]

or ask your parents for stuff

[chilly wind]

fork

[surreal nova]

FUCK you😠

[prisma rover]

That wad very forward

[modern pond]

fuck you too.

[lethal quest]

beef👀

[surreal nova]

guys do any of you know how to plant parsnips

[wheat wind]

guys CHILL

[lethal quest]

huh

[wheat wind]

nah sry

[modern pond]

NO, FUCK parsnips.

[robust copper]

Guys

[prisma rover]

💀💀💀

[robust copper]

What are the best winter crops?

[surreal nova]

what the flip man!!! I just wanna make money

[chilly wind]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-flashmob-meme-speech-bubble-gif-25803916

[wooden crater]

Blueberries

[wheat wind]

yams

[modern pond]

damn. skill issue ngl.

[robust copper]

Thank u so much

[wheat wind]

YAMS

[robust copper]

I'm gonna be so rich

[rain saffron]

what is goin on

[obsidian shuttle]

this is such a nice channel

[surreal nova]

no way

[prisma rover]

Put the baby in the blender

[meager mason]

Hi

[obsidian shuttle]

I love how nice everyone is here

[chilly wind]

do dropshipping

[prisma rover]

WHY IS THE PRUNE HERE

[obsidian shuttle]

@surreal nova you're so nice

[lethal quest]

Fork and Protein Salad are having beef💀

[robust copper]

Omgwtfbbq

[modern pond]

I HATE YOU TOO

[rain saffron]

damn

[obsidian shuttle]

please play stardew with me

im new 🥺 🙏

[meager mason]

Oh not a good way to welcome me

[surreal nova]

thanks arshia I hope someone suffocates you in your sleep

[meager sphinx]

I've never played Stardew

[rain saffron]

perishes 😔

[lucid marsh]

bruh

[strange stratus]

hi

[velvet forum]

Starfruit

[meager mason]

Give it a try

[prisma rover]

YEA, BUT. PRUNE-

[obsidian shuttle]

same

[frail minnow]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[robust copper]

U're my star

[obsidian shuttle]

how do you play
I'm new

[chilly wind]

stardew valley server in these hours gets crazy

[surreal nova]

wait guys how do I get through the first bit of the game

[modern pond]

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS STARDEW

[obsidian shuttle]

thank you so much

[strange stratus]

hi do you want to start a farm

[meager mason]

Why prune

[lethal quest]

fork and protein salad needs the nicest ppl ever award

[surreal nova]

I'm stuck on the bit where you're sitting in an office, when does the farming start?

[rain saffron]

wawa

[robust copper]

U ctrl+R if u can't open mic on vc

[prisma rover]

Plant, grow. Sell. Fish. Mine. Buy. Talk. Yuh

[wheat wind]

react if you love yams

[obsidian shuttle]

hi yes, we should grow bean starters

[prisma rover]

Cuz ur a prune

[meager mason]

Why

[lethal quest]

and marry

[strange stratus]

no potatos

[obsidian shuttle]

this was one of my best trolls

[modern pond]

I HATE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weary compass]

is it worth it to age the ancient fruit wine?

[surreal nova]

how do I beat this level

[robust copper]

Fr u suck

[prisma rover]

I wanna know yo

[rain saffron]

i also dislike beans

[modern pond]

YOU DONT! RETIRE!!!!!!!!!

[obsidian shuttle]

woah you're so smart

[prisma rover]

Just how it be

[robust copper]

I gotta do the konami code there

[meager mason]

I think you interact with the skeleton in the office

[surreal nova]

wait rly???

[strange stratus]

i think you have to plant seeds

[lethal quest]

this is becoming chaotic

[meager mason]

You're mean

[prisma rover]

Nah

[surreal nova]

you're so smart omg

[chilly wind]

you're so trash in this game lmao just uninstall

[modern pond]

yes. maybe if u were born with a farmer grandpa u could have gotten a farm but bad ending. UNINSTALL.

[cunning silo]

lmfao

[weary compass]

that npc with the purple hair is everywhere

[prisma rover]

U GOTTA KILL A BABY

[lethal quest]

abigail?

[rain saffron]

dude

[surreal nova]

I hate her abigail worst villager

[robust copper]

Nono that's when u wake up from your 100 year long slumber

[prisma rover]

Ssshhhhhh

[weary compass]

nooo not the main npc the side npc

[rain saffron]

relax

[lethal quest]

huh

[surreal nova]

what's her loved gifts?

[weary compass]

the 1st one at the computer here

[robust copper]

Burnt potato

[prisma rover]

She is not dateable

[meager mason]

I used my pickaxe on my planted seeds why did they disappear?

[prisma rover]

Nor in the actual game

[robust copper]

WHAT DO U MEAN I WANNA DATE THEM 😠😠

[strange stratus]

pumking

[prisma rover]

TO BAD

[hardy cove]

Maybe you killed them

[surreal nova]

no I swear I've seen fanart of her

[lethal quest]

ah yes pumking

[robust copper]

Can i date u then?

[chilly wind]

she is if you do the srecret cheat code

[prisma rover]

Are u thinking of abigail.

[meager mason]

You can do that?

[surreal nova]

?????

[worn shell]

tf is up with level 35 in the mines

[strange stratus]

do you guys know how to change seasons i dont like this one

[lethal quest]

oh😳

[prisma rover]

WTF

[robust copper]

Erm excuse me
There are children in this servee

[chilly wind]

go into a coma for 28 days

[buoyant notch]

turk var mi

[lethal quest]

rizz

[prisma rover]

Thats Abigail

[meager mason]

Yeah sleep everyday

[rain saffron]

😭😭😭😭

[wheat wind]

me

[hardy cove]

Idk I'm still getting used to the game, dont take my word for it

[surreal nova]

yeah so how do I date her it won't let me walk to the computer

[robust copper]

WHAT THE HELL IS AN ABIGAIL 😭

[lethal quest]

that works

[meager mason]

I didn't like how white winter was so I slept every day of it

[strange stratus]

wasd

[obsidian shuttle]

guys i actually feel bad

FALL BACK TROOPS WE DID OUR THING

[surreal nova]

what is that did you have a typo?

[robust copper]

Too late we shall never leave

[obsidian shuttle]

🫡

[prisma rover]

Well. When u get to the town, theres gona be a different NPC names Abigail

[hardy cove]

Why is it so hard to find grapes in the summer :<

[rain saffron]

🫡

[robust copper]

They meant wizard I'm pretty sure

[surreal nova]

sorry I ate them

[velvet forum]

Because they're a fall crop

[lethal quest]

💀

[wheat wind]

i will be going for 24 hours orr less goodbye

[prisma rover]

Ok

[hardy cove]

Ohhh makes sense, thanks

[robust copper]

Guys how do i date leah?

[wheat wind]

NOOOOOOO

[velvet forum]

But seriously the forage RNG can be a ho'

[prisma rover]

Thats not a Leah fanart 😭😭😭

[robust copper]

Wdym

[velvet forum]

Isn't that penny when she was 14 or something?

[hardy cove]

I found one and I forgot I needed it for the community centre

[lethal quest]

that’s like dokidoki literature club art or wtv

[robust copper]

I don't date minors sorry

[prisma rover]

Im a minor-

[lethal quest]

💀💀💀💀

[robust copper]

No u're grem

[prisma rover]

And a minor

[robust copper]

Damn u mine too?

[modern pond]

got me a new mousepad. for some reason paraspeed v2 deskpads are HALF PRICE on amazon rn. I needed a cordura due to the humidity, glad to have found one for so cheap

[prisma rover]

No

[modern pond]

why isnt this in TS

[robust copper]

Comfratioulatolns young sir

[lethal quest]

grem, when u mine do u hate it when u move to a different spot but his the same location cuz i also play on ps

[coarse ivy]

Howdy Yall

[lethal quest]

that happens to me💀

[worn shell]

HOLY SHIT BLUEBERRIES WTF

[chilly wind]

[prisma rover]

Huh

[lethal quest]

are they red?!

[worn shell]

huh

no they sell for so fucking much

[prisma rover]

I had a spasm reading yhat

[velvet forum]

Helps that you get 3 per plant every harvest.

[lethal quest]

nvm nvm

[worn shell]

yeah thats for fucking sure

[prisma rover]

Ok, I go to work 👍

[lethal quest]

get tea saplingsssssss

[worn shell]

FINALLY THE OMG THE OMG THE COPPER PICKAXE LETS FUCKIJGN GOOOdp

[lethal quest]

ok now get the copper trash can

[digital ruin]

do not

[lethal quest]

lol why not

[digital ruin]

the trash can is useless unless it is for emergencies (like getting something rare but with full inv)

[iron glen]

Get the Copper axe and the watering pot

[worn shell]

how long does it take for clint to upgrade?

[sick ivy]

Better safe than sorry then

[digital ruin]

around like 2 or 3 days

[worn shell]

ok thx

what to do while i wait?

[lethal quest]

stuff

[subtle mango]

what abt refined quartz

[worn shell]

just like

things i can do

[iron glen]

Well, what do you want to upgrade?

[sick ivy]

Depends on what you upgraded

[worn shell]

upgraded pick

[sick ivy]

Farm like usual then

Or chop wood

[iron glen]

Well, mine what you need and give the pickaxe to Clint.
Don't forget about those 5 copper ingots and 2000 gold for it

[worn shell]

oops

well uh

here's the thing

i already gave it to him

[worn shell]

okayy

[iron glen]

Oh well, never mind.
You'll get soon enough.
Just get busy with other things
You'll get a message when it is ready

[quiet mulch]

iridium trash can enjoyers:

[digital ruin]

silence

[quiet mulch]

titanium trashcan prediction

for 1.6

[digital ruin]

gasp* a gotoro agent?!!!

[random rune]

Dm me buster

[worn shell]

bet

[iron glen]

[covert swan]

15 tea saplings🤑

[river perch]

what is a tea sapling i keep seeing this

[covert swan]

it sells for 500g

very good early cash for spring

[clever spire]

need to friend caroline for the recipe

[covert swan]

2 friendship level

give her the yellow flowers

idk the name lol

[clever spire]

daffodils

[covert swan]

yeah

[gentle matrix]

what depth lvl to find gold?

[river perch]

summer spangles are her fav

[iron glen]

Down below probably.
I haven't even found iron yet

[covert swan]

iron is level 40 i think

[iron pebble]

Hmmm i just woke up and got a message ||saying “loud sound” and i found a weird incubator metal thingy in the farm ||what is that?

[gentle matrix]

i found it at lvl 40-45

[iron pebble]

80+ is where its mostly gold

[covert swan]

try to put a egg in it

mayb egg incubator

idk

[iron pebble]

Around 70 i find lots of iron

[gentle matrix]

bruh

i need it to make quality sprinklers

[iron pebble]

Ya i feel it took me forever

Ive been playing nonstop 4 days now

[gentle matrix]

same lmao i started this week and now am at year 2

[iron glen]

I starter past week. I'm at autunm already

[iron pebble]

its so addicting

i think i put in around 40 hrs now i play morning to night

[iron pebble]

i still dont know what this is the egg is not working

[modern geode]

80 and above

[brittle ingot]

Oh no

[clever spire]

80 and below

[modern geode]

well, technically, yes

[gentle matrix]

lol

[modern geode]

lol

[tribal vessel]

It's a random event. ||Leave it out for a few days for it to break open and create the possibility of a cutscene later or put it in a chest to keep it whole||

[iron glen]

Been playing bit by bit.
It's a game ver hard to digest for me...
Personal reasons

[iron pebble]

ohhhh

ok i’ll just keep it then i wanna see

[modern geode]

is there any easy way to get a prismatic shard or is it just about getting lucky

I want to get one before unlocking the bus

[velvet forum]

Luck

[iron pebble]

That sounds healthy i sit down and hit 4 hrs straight take break repeat (dont do this)

[chilly wind]

nah there isn't really a good way before that

[tribal vessel]

That will take luck

[iron pebble]

I do tend to hyperfixate

[modern geode]

damn

[brittle ingot]

I want to get the slimes to ||socialise w the villagers so bad||

[modern geode]

well I can’t really complain

I got 2 ancient seeds in spring

[chilly wind]

I mean you don't need before that

[modern geode]

yeah but it’s nice to have ||galaxy sword for skull cavern||

I already finished the mines

also I realized I’m in the wrong channel

[chilly wind]

it took me a lot of ||irridium ores to get a prismatic shard and I was still fine in the skull caves you wiill be fine||

[modern geode]

thought I was in #town-square

[iron pebble]

Does robin work on fridays

or is it random

[chilly wind]

I think she does

[iron glen]

Robin works every day, I think

[chilly wind]

maybe she leaves earlier

[iron glen]

Yeah, her shift is a bit short

[chilly wind]

I think she doesn't work on tuesday idk I haven't played the game in some time

[distant sphinx]

She doesn't work on tuesdays

[iron glen]

And she closes early

[cobalt hare]

uuuh hi im new

😦

[iron glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/820356831188615178.gif?v=1

[cobalt hare]

that means hi or something else????

[hollow lava]

I love watermelon sour patches

[cobalt hare]

i have some watermelons planted

[hollow lava]

Yum

[cobalt hare]

uuh i would like to play with someone im bored

[distant sphinx]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[iron glen]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[cobalt hare]

oh thanks

[proper token]

brasil?

[cobalt hare]

uuh no chile

not the vegetale the country

i feel alone :(.

sad

[iron glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/820356831188615178.gif?v=1

[void mauve]

Wdym it's just a pat

Eww

[iron glen]

It's a headpat...

[void mauve]

You're weird bro

[iron glen]

Oh really? You though about that?
Ewww

[cobalt hare]

im going to play stardew uuh goodbye

[iron pebble]

What is the best way to get coal ||bc damn the charcoal klin is a rip off ||

[cobalt hare]

go to mines 40 - 50 and destroy the ash monsters

they give coal

[proper token]

go play?

[cobalt hare]

what do u mean go play

[terse wolf]

Best thing to put in a keg that isn’t starfruit or ancient fruit?

[cobalt hare]

im not that advanced

[tiny cairn]

Can you walk through blueberry plants?

[cobalt hare]

my principal save got deleted soo uh i cant say really but i think u can walk trough them

[clever spire]

they r not trellis plants so u can

[distant sphinx]

Hops I guess

Hi lucy

[clever spire]

heloooo

[distant sphinx]

I left for a week and now everyone has cool hats

[tiny cairn]

Okay thanks

[clever spire]

yah very slay

ask in #multiplayer-lfg-old

pls stop spamming new farmers

[cobalt hare]

ok i didnt know

[tiny cairn]

how do fish ponds work?

[cobalt hare]

idk

[left parrot]

Melons perhaps?

Base price of 250g x 3

Times that by 1.4 if you have the artisan perk

1,050g for one bottle of melon wine

[radiant patio]

melon is the next best thing

[left parrot]

This is assuming it's regular quality, have it be iridium and that gets doubled

[radiant patio]

but getting wine to iridium quality takes 56 days

so it shouldn't be factored in all the time

probably save your cellar for the more valuable wines

[left parrot]

wait wuuoh, i didn't know you could even age wine

i was just speaking of iridium quality MELONS

[radiant patio]

you can't age melons themselves

you can only age wine and cheese in the cellar

[silver stirrup]

hi guys how r u all doijng

[last fractal]

I got my first bar of iridium what do I do with it

[iron pebble]

I just got an auto grabber how does it work ?

[silver stirrup]

save it

[radiant patio]

save it for a crystalarium

[iron pebble]

Omg twinsies

[last fractal]

Ok I got it from a mob drop

[radiant patio]

if you put it in a barn, it will automatically milk/shear your animals
if you put it in a coop it will automatically pick up all of the eggs and everything else

[silver stirrup]

place it in ur barn or coop and it will get the milk/animal item fir you without u wasting energy

[iron pebble]

does it put it in my storage or do i have to check on it

[silver stirrup]

u have to check on ti

[radiant patio]

it is a chest itself

[iron pebble]

ok!! Tyty

[silver stirrup]

no prob <3

[last fractal]

How do you get a auto grabber

[left parrot]

wait, hold on
does the fruit's quality itself change the sell price or was it only aging?

[iron pebble]

And final question how do i make cloth i just got sheep

[radiant patio]

if you put an iridum quality melon in a keg, it will still put out normal quality wine

[iron pebble]

Marnie sells it for u at some point

[radiant patio]

you have to age the wine to make it higher quality

idk if that was the question you were asking sorry

[still heart]

hey

[left parrot]

aaaa, okay
i always thought that it'd be the same quality but would sell for different values, i never even knew you could age in the first place

[silver stirrup]

hi

[faint cloak]

The radius of the second sprinkler is 8x8 right?

[silver stirrup]

how r u

[iron pebble]

Yeah!!

[still heart]

Omg we both have cat pfps

[faint cloak]

Ty

[radiant patio]

two items of the same quality will always sell for the same price

[still heart]

I'm good ty wbu?

[silver stirrup]

nothing much,just 3:25 am where i live and i am doing my hw as i have a exam tomm

[still heart]

Ohhh exams sucks

[left parrot]

i'm on break currently until 1.9

[last fractal]

God I hate the first sprinkler

[radiant patio]

the first sprinkler is such a waste of time

i never make them

[iron pebble]

How are people sending pictures of their entire farm?

Can i do that on switch O_o

[silver stirrup]

maybe it will be holidays till friday for me too cause like the rain where i live is crzy bad rn

its causing legit flooding

[radiant patio]

you can't do it on switch i don't think

[left parrot]

hopefully!

[last fractal]

I made like 7 when I first got it and I regret it

[iron pebble]

fkkkkk

[last fractal]

Makes me want to die

[radiant patio]

because on pc you have to scroll down and press the screenshot button

check if its there for you

[silver stirrup]

bruh u replied to the wrong text 💀

[radiant patio]

but thats also assuming you can take the image off of your switch and put it on your pc/phone

[left parrot]

uwoh

😭

[silver stirrup]

now it seems like u want it to flood

:(

jk

[left parrot]

WELL, hopefully it floods enough for school to make you stay home

[silver stirrup]

lmao

[last fractal]

I hope everything floods so I can not water plants

[silver stirrup]

hopefully

[silver stirrup]

nawr bru

[left parrot]

ur crops will legit get obliterated

[still heart]

it's crazy how much a farming game frustrates me

[iron pebble]

You ROCK IT WORKED

do u guys wanna see my 4 days old farm

[silver stirrup]

haha

it happens

[silver stirrup]

yea post it in #farms-and-outfits

[still heart]

like I can't have perfection and it's very annoying

[silver stirrup]

ur playing with afriend?

[iron pebble]

I feel like its not worthy to be a design yet

[silver stirrup]

ALSO HOW DO U HAVE A BARN AND A COOP ON DAY 4

WHATTTT

[iron pebble]

No alone

[iron pebble]

ive been playing literally 7-10 hrs a day

Im so addicted

[silver stirrup]

ohh u meant irl day 4

i was like

[iron pebble]

Bahahah ya 4 irl days

[left parrot]

happens

[silver stirrup]

is bro hacking or some xD

[mortal basin]

A Friend bought me the game recently as a late birthday present but I'm honestly finding it quite stressful.. there's alot of crops to choose from at pierres shop, fishing, mining and the relationship mechanic and It's really hard to focus on anything when there's so much to do

[iron pebble]

No 4 days wouldnt make sense thats how long it would take me to find frkn robin in her store

[left parrot]

i forgot about the game and recently picked it back up and ive been playing it for a week now

[iron pebble]

Awh i feel that but when you start i would focus on tasks or cc

Cc helped me focus getting the farm going now im focusing on actual design

[silver stirrup]

yea

[last fractal]

As crops go only do berries from the 3 sessions winter do mingling or forest and fish is good money if you can do it right and getting a wife just do one person at a time

[still heart]

The fact I can't get the most efficient farm is very irritating to me

[silver stirrup]

once u get to like the big stuff the games fun

oh no

[iron pebble]

ya i agree and honestly starting out like the first 20 hrs are SO fun there is always something to do

[silver stirrup]

did i offend several people?

[left parrot]

i feel like the first spring is kind of stale, but everything else is so fun

[silver stirrup]

oh ok whew

[last fractal]

Fax that’s why I would recommend statusfactory

[silver stirrup]

i hate the first spring dance .-.

[iron pebble]

That awkward silence to prepare for a rebuttal trigger

[still heart]

what's that

[last fractal]

It’s a factory game on pc

It’s fine but you got to manage power and stuff

[left parrot]

speaking of which..

[iron pebble]

Harvest moon is way simpler than this game

[last fractal]

Look into it if you like it I don’t want to ad a diff game

[iron pebble]

In this game u get to do many things u can choose one and be good at it u dont have to do all tbh

[mortal basin]

I've been in Co-Op and basically been getting my hand held but I think I will try a single player game to see if it's any less stressful

[silver stirrup]

lmao

i hope u got someone to 5 hearts

[left parrot]

LINUS !!!!!!

[iron pebble]

U can dance w someone at 4

I just did

[last fractal]

Lucky, I started with a friend and me knowing nothing he wants me to do everything and him fish

[silver stirrup]

i forgot

mb

[last fractal]

One day I’ll get the game on pc to do mods and play with more people

[silver stirrup]

linus is unfortunately a bich in the starting

[left parrot]

i don't have anyone i want to dance with at 4 hearts

[iron pebble]

its ok perks of being a newbie is remembering the first things early on

[iron pebble]

MOOD

IF HALEY COULD JUST BE OUTSIDE MORE OFTEN

[left parrot]

wdynm!!! i love linus

if harvey ever left his hospital shack i would give him something

hes still on 1 heart and im too busy to actually interact with him

[silver stirrup]

u can ent-

[iron pebble]

I just got a note telling me what he like’s apparently he likes ||pickles||

[silver stirrup]

u do know u can enter harveys hospital yea?

[left parrot]

i'm aware

[iron pebble]

but hes behind a desk

[left parrot]

i'm just very busy all the time 😭

[iron pebble]

U cant talk to him

[left parrot]

you can enter the other side, no heart requirement

[silver stirrup]

u can ent-

[iron pebble]

yall idgaf about harvey anyway -

[silver stirrup]

bro did u guys not interact with every door in the game?

[left parrot]

i interacted with everything i saw

[silver stirrup]

who does tbh

[iron pebble]

Tbh i didnt

[left parrot]

i DO... but i just want to see if hes a good candidate 4 me

[iron pebble]

I still have so much left bc ive been focusing on having all farm things but that was stupid

[iron pebble]

GIVE HIM ||PICKLES||

[radiant patio]

coffee

thats his easiest gift

[iron pebble]

That man probably has acid reflux

[silver stirrup]

lmao

[mortal basin]

Is it better to just stick with the basic farm ?

[silver stirrup]

yall i gotta do my hw,cya

[left parrot]

i gave him a dandelion i picked off the grass that was like a meter away from him

[iron pebble]

You give the best irl birthday gifts i feel

[iron pebble]

Thats what im doing rn its a lot of space

I didnt know u can change layout when i started

[mortal basin]

I wanna try the Hill-Top farm but I'm worried that since I'm so inexperienced with the game I may end up regretting it later on..

[iron pebble]

u can test the default one and see

They all look cool imo

[last fractal]

Tomorrow in game day I can buy the bus

[iron pebble]

Yay

do u guys know if i can rename pets

[left parrot]

Good luck is all i can say

[last fractal]

Wdym

Is it hard

[left parrot]

unfortunately not, you can only change your name

you can change pet names through the files

[silver stirrup]

yea

when u get 4 hearts with the wizard

[iron pebble]

Its rough but cant tell u much without spoiling

[last fractal]

Should I be worried

Ok

[iron pebble]

REALLY?

[silver stirrup]

yes

[silver stirrup]

yea

xD

[left parrot]

don't stress over it too much

[chilly wind]

nah but it's fun

[silver stirrup]

u get to unlock the backroom of his tower

[last fractal]

Should I get max lvl in mine with better weapons and armor first?

[hazy tapir]

I won the grange display contest!

[left parrot]

what do you have right now?

[silver stirrup]

yea

[iron pebble]

I would do that first anyway how far in mine are you

[last fractal]

100

Idk lvl 5 weapon

[iron pebble]

I would keep going…

[silver stirrup]

na bruh go to 120

for the thing in the desert

[last fractal]

And like 2-4 defensive armor

[silver stirrup]

when u get to lvl 120,u get a key.use that key on the door in the desert

[last fractal]

Ok I been having a hard time in the mine so I been getting stone to skip lvls

[silver stirrup]

thats fine

u can access the mines whenever

[last fractal]

Ok

[iron glen]

No pressure about the mines.
It is content that requires a bit more of prepareness.

[silver stirrup]

bro autumn spelling is wrong in ur nick

[iron glen]

[silver stirrup]

xD

[last fractal]

What can I do with wood

[silver stirrup]

hoard it

craft almost everything in the game with it

[robust compass]

any new farmers looking to play with me and my friend he just got the game and i have been playing for a bit

[last fractal]

Ok

I got 2 stacks of it

[silver stirrup]

yaya thanks for changing the spelling <3

[iron glen]

Wood is one of the most basic but one of the most important resources

[last fractal]

Ok

[unique fiber]

#multiplayer-lfg-old