stardew-valley

[magic wadi]

Waltur white

[burnt lake]

Bruh 😂😂

[azure merlin]

walter "snow" white

[burnt lake]

Like when will it ever end

[magic wadi]

Walter “heisenburg” white

So why did it get banned

[azure merlin]

the apples.....they demand tribute

[valid sleet]

cause drugs

[shy scroll]

walter hartwell white

[burnt lake]

Well damn it's actually blocked

[magic wadi]

They demand 37,500 to fill LEWIS’S OFFICE 😡

But Pam gets a job :D

[azure merlin]

greedy fruits

[fair rampart]

dude 10000 gold for a fucking fridge andcounter

[burnt lake]

He can't keep getting away with this 🥲😭

[magic wadi]

An apple a day keeps nature away

[azure merlin]

but hey. we get to give the town drunk a job DRIVING THE BUS

[valid sleet]

best combo

[cobalt hare]

no but what if emily is ||yknow|| (just thoughts don't take it seriously)

[magic wadi]

Get scammed lol

[valid sleet]

also shane is arguably the town drunk too

[magic wadi]

Pam is so drunk she gets free beer

[valid sleet]

emily is fr a stoner

[cobalt hare]

wym

[burnt lake]

Yh but he doesn't seem sloppy about it so I can respect that

[magic wadi]

A literal stoner her request board asks for 5 different gems

[azure merlin]

hes the solitary drunk. pam sees the saloon open at noon and gos "ope its my time" how her wallet not empty when beer is 400 a pop

[valid sleet]

💀

[valid sleet]

okay fair enough

[burnt lake]

😂😂

[kind elbow]

what is the best way to gather foods to prepare for skull cavern?

[magic wadi]

And she has a rainbow parrot which definitely DOES NOT EXIST IN THE GAME

[azure merlin]

kitchen

[cobalt hare]

emily is the most strange character in the game

[valid sleet]

#stardew-spoilers

[burnt lake]

Wait bro spitting 🤨🤔

[magic wadi]

Emily keeps smiling into my soul help

[fair rampart]

waits for shane at the saloon quietlt

[cobalt hare]

that creeps me out but I love her anyways

[magic wadi]

I mean her sister summons a demon for her 10 heart event so I mean they are pretty alike

[fair rampart]

HUH

[cobalt hare]

OH

[azure merlin]

fuck i musta missed that one

[valid sleet]

errmmm spoiler

smh yich

[magic wadi]

Not real spoiler but it felt like it

[cobalt hare]

gotta earn hearts for her sistah

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[cobalt hare]

oh wow

[fair rampart]

FIVE HEARTS

[cobalt hare]

cool

[fair rampart]

FIVE HEARTS

IM ALMOSTTHERE

IM ALMOST ELIGIBLE FOR MARRIAE!!!!

[valid sleet]

yea ik i dont really care

[azure merlin]

might need to check into a hospital with 5 hearts. thats not normal

[magic wadi]

||For her black room event, I walked in to find everything red so I assumed she summoned a demon at first ||

[cobalt hare]

you need 3 more hearts to date

[valid sleet]

you sound so desperate 😭

[fair rampart]

I AM

[burnt lake]

Nah word

[fair rampart]

I LOVE HIM SO MJCUH!!!!!!!!

[valid sleet]

honestly me

[magic wadi]

BEFORE YOU DO SO WATCH ALL HIS HEART EVENTS

[fair rampart]

OKAOKAYY!!!!

[valid sleet]

not about shane but like in general

[magic wadi]

Shane is cool

[cobalt hare]

wait ima change nickname

[magic wadi]

Gives off deadbeat uncle vibes

Which I mean he is a deadbeat uncle

[drifting mica]

why can i marry my guy wizard

[azure merlin]

dude is depressing. but i would be too working customer service

[magic wadi]

Uhhhhhh

[valid sleet]

mod

[cobalt hare]

that's better

[magic wadi]

He works purely for drinking

[drifting mica]

i didnt add any mod for marrying him

[cobalt hare]

mods?

[azure merlin]

its so he can survive another day working for creepy uncle joja

[drifting mica]

nah

[valid sleet]

that shouldnt be in the vanilla game tho

[cobalt hare]

sw expended adds this Ig

[valid sleet]

do you have any mods at all?

[fair rampart]

I GOT HAT MOUSE

[shy scroll]

Mod issue

[gentle storm]

Cool

[cobalt hare]

cool

[fair rampart]

GIGGLING HHEHRHER

[magic wadi]

Cool

[gentle storm]

Why do you enjoy Shane

[azure merlin]

cool

[magic wadi]

He’s cool

[valid sleet]

nice pfp

[burnt lake]

I'm curious too

[fair rampart]

because hes grumpy and then sweet

and hes kinda mean

[magic wadi]

Sour patch fr

[viral river]

isnt shane the dumbass who says why do you want to talk to me and shit like that

[fair rampart]

sour then sweet 😍

[valid sleet]

haley is the better sour patch ong

[azure merlin]

"im not a massochist but.."

[gentle storm]

I like penny

[fair rampart]

MHM MHM

[valid sleet]

me when haley

[burnt lake]

Indeed

[viral river]

🤦‍♂️

i hate that guy

[fair rampart]

stares

[viral river]

i greet him, and he says dont u have work to do

[fair rampart]

yh cuz yall aint friends yet

[magic wadi]

Have you seen Clint, Lewis, Alex, or Pierre?

[vagrant linden]

oh my god great mood spirits on my fishing day

[viral river]

😳 didn't see ur id

[azure merlin]

yeah work on slapping you with a table

[gentle storm]

You know we could have had Linus as a marriage candidate instead of shand

[burnt lake]

Same

[gentle storm]

I would have preferred Linus

[cobalt hare]

emilys first design kinda slaps but her current design slayed

[valid sleet]

yall im really craving some sashimi rn idk why

[viral river]

pierre is pretty fine, clint and lewis are alright, alex though? dont talk to him much

[novel thistle]

@viral river You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[fair rampart]

thank god the devs chose shane

[magic wadi]

Linus would reject us, hes doin his own thing

[viral river]

is abgail better or emily

[azure merlin]

you can build more cabins in single player. youd think you could gift linus a home. he deserves it

[cobalt hare]

emily

[valid sleet]

haley

[gentle storm]

What did you just say

[burnt lake]

Right

[cobalt hare]

I believe in emily supremacy

[viral river]

idk why, but she seems way outta my league

[burnt lake]

Clint is sad af tbh tho

[magic wadi]

One of his dialogues is “I got these new shoes yesterday 'cuz my old pair had a brown smudge. I just threw them into the garbage. I would've donated them but I don't like the idea of some weirdo wearing my shoes, ya know? ...What?”

[valid sleet]

haley best bachelorette dont @ me

[viral river]

the boys don't seem interesting at all

[azure merlin]

you really be stealing emily from him. dudes too shy to say hello

[viral river]

oh that guy

[valid sleet]

^^^

[viral river]

i remember his dialogue

[gentle storm]

Haley HALEY why Haley

[cobalt hare]

he's a ||stalker||

[valid sleet]

cause shes haley duh

[magic wadi]

And that’s why i refuse to talk to him at all

[valid sleet]

ong

[viral river]

i feel like its better to be a lesbian in the game even though im a straight female 😂

[burnt lake]

That's Alex isn't it ?

[magic wadi]

Yes

[gentle storm]

Haley is rude and has no likable attributes besides the fact she is pretty

[viral river]

exactly

[valid sleet]

i feel like its better to be a lesbian in the game because i am a lesbian irl and i love women

[burnt lake]

Right like brooooo

[viral river]

oh

[valid sleet]

untrue

[cobalt hare]

stereotypical blonde

[azure merlin]

women do be hot

[gentle storm]

In what way

[burnt lake]

Just like me frll

[cobalt hare]

🤨

[viral river]

i have around 21k, is it better for me to upgrade house in year 1??

end of summer

[burnt lake]

He's like the male Haley I knew it

[cobalt hare]

yes

[azure merlin]

upgrade when you want. game has no rules for pace

[gentle storm]

Haley is female

[viral river]

all my other stuff are really low level

like only my knife is good

[cobalt hare]

I did this and didn't regret

[valid sleet]

she literally just has a bad first impression but her other dialogue is really sweet

[viral river]

other stuff are the ones u get at the start of game

[burnt lake]

I already fixed ot

[viral river]

and fishing rod

[magic wadi]

Haley is ok she ||secretly likes Emily|| lol

[cobalt hare]

You can marry a person if you have first upgrade

[viral river]

😳 aren't they sisters

[gentle storm]

Yeah

[valid sleet]

not like that smh

[magic wadi]

Ok you mad weird for that thought

[azure merlin]

"oh my god my sister is so weird right"

[fair rampart]

harhar i got my bow

[burnt lake]

Spitting

[drifting mica]

no not even one

[gentle storm]

They are sisters

[viral river]

ok now im confused about the lore of the game

[magic wadi]

For some magical reason when you get high friendship levels with someone their bad parts disappear

[cobalt hare]

||alabama||

[valid sleet]

damn your game is wildin

[burnt lake]

No go make more money

[viral river]

no mods vanilla game

[azure merlin]

cause all the bachloretts start wnating to ride you after 6 hearts

[magic wadi]

No like she doesn’t hate her not romantically you nut

[magic wadi]

That’s one way to put it

[viral river]

oh my bad

[gentle storm]

Yeah that makes more sense

[fair rampart]

i forgotto talk to shane today

[gentle storm]

Legend fish caught in 4k

[fair rampart]

kind of mad now

[magic wadi]

Damn

[valid sleet]

haley when youre married at the feast of the winter star 🥵

[azure merlin]

pretty sure thats that advanced 8k tech

[fair rampart]

I AM A SURGEON!!!!!!! (im autistic

[valid sleet]

me

[gentle storm]

I am a sturgeon

[magic wadi]

Abigail watching my 80 year old ahh running around trying to take eggs from 2 year olds

[fair rampart]

abigail a bitch

[azure merlin]

they can suck it. get gud scrubs

[gentle storm]

Dr. HAN I AM A STURGEON!!!!!

[magic wadi]

Abigail is every anime mc

[valid sleet]

💀

[gentle storm]

Why is Abigail a bitch

[azure merlin]

abigale plays video games and dresses for the crusade. wife that

[fair rampart]

no

[magic wadi]

Something about women’s rights and Pierre I forgot

[fair rampart]

i prefer my lover ugly and musty

[magic wadi]

Ok

[gentle storm]

Oh that's why you like shane

Makes total sense now

[fair rampart]

yup!!! (hes also mean)

[gentle storm]

May I recommend mayor lewis

He meets the criteria

[fair rampart]

i would hit tbh

[burnt lake]

@cobalt hare plus purple ny fav color plus extra point for messing with Pierre's daughter plus extra points for messing with the wizards biological daughter

[magic wadi]

She likes verbal abuse not mental trauma

[azure merlin]

hes taken by wide face marnie

[cobalt hare]

what

[gentle storm]

Perhaps the bouncer

[fair rampart]

He**

[valid sleet]

then may i suggest haley

[gentle storm]

The npc with 3 lines of dialogue

[normal path]

yea

[magic wadi]

Haley kinda there ig

[azure merlin]

we all hate pierre on wednesdays. as payback. fuck his daughter

[burnt lake]

I replied to the wrong person some how

[burnt lake]

@azure merlin you are who I was trying to reply to

[fair rampart]

had this shane playlist on loop for the past 2 hours

[valid sleet]

she doesnt fit the other criteria but she kinda fits that one

lowkey into it

[gentle storm]

Haley fits the ugly criteria

[cobalt hare]

but anyways who's yoba

[valid sleet]

literally how

[magic wadi]

God ig

[valid sleet]

you said she was pretty also

[gentle storm]

An ugly heart

[burnt lake]

Precisely he gets it

[azure merlin]

jaba the huts brother. idk

[magic wadi]

Emily and Clint go together well bc both of them are creepy asl

[gentle storm]

She's ugly on the inside

[valid sleet]

.

[burnt lake]

Spoiler?

[drifting mica]

should i reject elliot

[cobalt hare]

oh so emily is ||very religious||

[magic wadi]

It’s literally just a religion

[valid sleet]

mate its just the ingame religion

[gentle storm]

All praise yoba

[valid sleet]

blasphemy

[burnt lake]

Well you tight not much is said about it

[magic wadi]

Pierre’s store has a shrine thing

[gentle storm]

I say truth

[azure merlin]

is stardew like futuristic LOTR? cause they have dwarves. where the elves

[valid sleet]

mate what

[gentle storm]

In treehoused making cookies

[valid sleet]

dwarves are in other things that arent just lotr

[azure merlin]

yeah but thats the one thats important

[valid sleet]

dnd?

[azure merlin]

makes sense.

[azure merlin]

valid.

[magic wadi]

Sewers

[gentle storm]

Indeed quite logical

[valid sleet]

krobus

[magic wadi]

Krobus best roommate

[gentle storm]

Anyone think mutant carp looks like George or just me

[azure merlin]

is that a disease?

[magic wadi]

All hail krobus

[burnt lake]

Show it

[valid sleet]

💀

[cobalt hare]

wait could emilys dad be the ||wizard??||

[burnt lake]

No

[valid sleet]

nah thats what they say about abigail

[azure merlin]

the wizard could be eternal. the whole town is his love child

[magic wadi]

Could also be marnies granddaughter not confirmed

[magic wadi]

Bruh

[fair rampart]

its true, at some point a cutscene with caroline shows up

[gentle storm]

Go look on the wiki

[burnt lake]

Actually idk but I don't think so

[magic wadi]

You mind is filled with thoughts of krobus

[valid sleet]

wizard is yoba confirmed

[gentle storm]

Nah yoba is Vincent

[fair rampart]

cuz peirre is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater

[cobalt hare]

what if emily is the ||gods child||

[burnt lake]

She do be having weird dreams and connections

[azure merlin]

all i care about is that damn backpack.

[valid sleet]

wizard is vincent confirmed

[gentle storm]

What is yoba backwards

[cobalt hare]

a boy

[gentle storm]

Exactly

[burnt lake]

Stfu

[magic wadi]

😱

[azure merlin]

abby :3

[magic wadi]

Idk

[burnt lake]

Ain't no way

[valid sleet]

mate thats the stupidest theory i ever heard

[gentle storm]

What

[magic wadi]

This is like asking a kid what is god spelled backwards

[hexed smelt]

Nope. Not even close. We know who Yoba is. It was right there for everyone to see.

[gentle storm]

The stupidest theory I heard was that Haley was a good bachelorette

[burnt lake]

Just jokes

[azure merlin]

jesus

[valid sleet]

no

[gentle storm]

Yes

[azure merlin]

^^

[valid sleet]

falsifications

[burnt lake]

Indeed

[cobalt hare]

yoba is yes in kinyarwanda

[azure merlin]

am i dyslexic?

[gentle storm]

You thinking Haley is good is treason of the highest order you shall be sent to the guillotine

[magic wadi]

All the bachlors and bachelorettes magically get better after you start knowing them more but Shane’s the only one with an actual redemption arc

[burnt lake]

Hollow head haley

[valid sleet]

lets go

finally

[fair rampart]

shane is number one

[gentle storm]

Where

[cobalt hare]

this language is used in uganda

[valid sleet]

hmm

[fair rampart]

should i make a bachelor bachelorette tier list

[azure merlin]

france

[valid sleet]

japan

[cobalt hare]

so yoba must be from uganda

[gentle storm]

Do you know what treason is

[magic wadi]

No you will get slandered hard

[cobalt hare]

GUYS

[fair rampart]

ima do it

[gentle storm]

Yeah

[cobalt hare]

STARTED VALLEY IS LOCATED IN UGANDA

[magic wadi]

Stardew valley is 90% arguments over best marriage candidates

[azure merlin]

do u kno da wey?

[gentle storm]

I would believe it

[valid sleet]

started valley is wild

[burnt lake]

Whyd you ask 😂

[valid sleet]

yes

[magic wadi]

Stardew valley weed mod

[valid sleet]

im saying lets go to the guillotine

[valid sleet]

emily moment

[burnt lake]

This I can get behind

[azure merlin]

i need a mod that makes all drinks vodka'

[gentle storm]

Makes sense

[cobalt hare]

stardew valley is actually edens garden and it's located in uganda

[fair rampart]

hhow tf do youget pale ale

[magic wadi]

Idk 💀

[cobalt hare]

all that time concernedape tried to say the location of edens garden

[valid sleet]

by making the ale white

[azure merlin]

conjuring

[gentle storm]

I think you should ask how to spell

[burnt lake]

Bruh

[magic wadi]

Alcohol racism

[valid sleet]

literally me

[magic wadi]

Make ale and give it a SPOOK

[gentle storm]

Alcoholism

[burnt lake]

😂😂

[gentle storm]

Wait

[azure merlin]

you paint it

[gentle storm]

That's not it

[fair rampart]

how do you make ale 😭

[azure merlin]

ferment somethin

[burnt lake]

Hops I believe

[azure merlin]

prolly

[gentle storm]

I'm thinking of shane

[valid sleet]

just do obv

[magic wadi]

Hops during summer put into keg

[fair rampart]

so am i

[gentle storm]

I would believe it

[azure merlin]

i think youre way too down bad for a video game

[burnt lake]

It has to be summer?

[magic wadi]

Hops grow during summer

[azure merlin]

hops only grow in summer. but once the plant grows they produce daily

[burnt lake]

Oh because Shane likes alcohol

[magic wadi]

By giving Shane beer, he learns to drink less beer fr

[cobalt hare]

when I try to make a game theory it either ends up with a coma or religion💀

[gentle storm]

Pam is the best villager

[valid sleet]

ermmm this is enablement

[azure merlin]

we need matpat stat

[burnt lake]

Oh I know that I grew a shit ton so I could produce through out the other seasons I grew well over 3-400 before the summer ended

[magic wadi]

Guys help I’m romancing penny she ||keeps thinking about and asking about children when I talk to her HELP||

[cobalt hare]

divorce her

[azure merlin]

offer her a coat hanger

[quiet mulch]

kil

[cobalt hare]

penny is the worst

[magic wadi]

Watering it could be painful so buy more expensive crops if you got too much

[valid sleet]

she wants to get in your pants

[viral river]

i clicked the spoiler... damn i never knew u could do that

[gentle storm]

Hey

I shall not tolerate such slander

[quiet mulch]

fuck penny

[magic wadi]

That’s not ok man

[azure merlin]

if you say so

[gentle storm]

I will

[burnt lake]

It is tbh but eh only about a hour or 2

[quiet mulch]

all my homies fuck penny

[valid sleet]

that is indeed what she wants you to do

[cobalt hare]

we believe in emily 🙏

[quiet mulch]

lmaoo

[magic wadi]

Blink twice if she’s holding you at gunpoint

[gentle storm]

All the homies fucking penny

[quiet mulch]

this is why leah is girlboss

[azure merlin]

[quiet mulch]

she isn't constantly horny🙏

[valid sleet]

real

[magic wadi]

You only like Leah bc she reminds you of Robin

[valid sleet]

balances out in comparison to me

[gentle storm]

They look to much alike

[quiet mulch]

because she reminds me of me

[cobalt hare]

no why would her 😐😑😐😑

[valid sleet]

"why would her"

[burnt lake]

Uh

[magic wadi]

😰

[azure merlin]

quote of the yeare

[gentle storm]

Mmmmmmm yes quite vocabulary

[burnt lake]

I'm sending the police immediately

[gentle storm]

;3

[vagrant linden]

i got level 5 fishing fisher or trapper?

[cobalt hare]

:3

[burnt lake]

: 3

[magic wadi]

Fisher

[azure merlin]

[gentle storm]

Fisher

[valid sleet]

trapper 😊👍

[magic wadi]

:3 uwu

[gentle storm]

You are one to have unpopular opinions

[azure merlin]

trapping deez nuts in abigail

[hexed smelt]

Children achieved.

[valid sleet]

nah im just starting problems

[valid sleet]

me

[quiet mulch]

she's infertile

[gentle storm]

You are quite good at that

[gentle storm]

Who

[magic wadi]

Sell children they wasting all my hay

[quiet mulch]

pam drank too much during the pregnancy

[valid sleet]

💀

[fair rampart]

FUCK YOU HARVEY GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

[gentle storm]

Woah

[vagrant linden]

haley somehow got to the place where she takes photos even though it's blocked by furnaces

[cobalt hare]

I JUST WANTED TO SEARCH FOR SOME EMILY PICTURES ON GOOGLE HELP

[gentle storm]

Someone is a little angy

[azure merlin]

what you think the exchange rate is for stardew to $$$

[magic wadi]

-1000 coins! Also you lost like 4 of your most precious items(extra payment for Harvey)

[gentle storm]

1g equal one cent

[quiet mulch]

Emily has my exact hairstyle except with blue hair

[cobalt hare]

like 100 sw coins is 1$?

[fair rampart]

FUCK HARVEY

[quiet mulch]

and idk how to feel about that

[gentle storm]

Yeah

[gentle storm]

Maybe I will

[valid sleet]

i did a whole spreadsheet based on the crops and got too bored to continue with other stuff but it was all over the place

[cobalt hare]

bro sw coins and rubles are alike💀

[azure merlin]

damn where can i buy a shed for 150$?????

[magic wadi]

Hey he had to pay Pam to drive him to the desert, and then go back and perform surgery on you and he’s probably underpaid too

[quiet mulch]

robux are worth more than rubles

[hexed smelt]

Haley isn't stupid like the farmer. She can climb over a 3-foot-high fence or furnace. 🤣

[quiet mulch]

[cobalt hare]

idk in Uganda maybe

[valid sleet]

real

[cobalt hare]

[azure merlin]

this unequal money rate

[fair rampart]

💢

[gentle storm]

Haley has the worst cutscene in the whole game

[quiet mulch]

what

[valid sleet]

which one

[gentle storm]

You just open a jar

Wow

[lapis lily]

is joja mart membership better

[gentle storm]

Are you a min maxer

[magic wadi]

Later she tells you she buys a jar opener so you get fired from jar opening

[azure merlin]

only if you like coporate

[gentle storm]

Or do you have morals

[magic wadi]

Tbh everyone in this village sucks anyways so fuck this place joja>

[valid sleet]

real

[azure merlin]

the only way you could convince me to buy a joja membership is if pierres opens on wednesdays

[hexed smelt]

No. Those all belong to Shane.

[magic wadi]

BUT THE 8 HEART CUTSCENE

[gentle storm]

Blue chicken

[burnt lake]

Ong

[magic wadi]

Joja opens on ednesdays

[fair rampart]

hes so ugly i love him

[magic wadi]

^real shane fan

[azure merlin]

yeah but they can screw themselves with their upcharge

plus longer walk? eww

[burnt lake]

Tbh

[valid sleet]

yea but fuck pierre

[fair rampart]

[burnt lake]

Nah fuck his wife and daughter

[valid sleet]

true

[azure merlin]

abigail indeed i shall

[vagrant linden]

i have gone from 0 to 4 hearts on emily just by doing her quests and help wanted requests

[gentle storm]

I can't

[past falcon]

hello i just joined the server im planning on planting 256 blueberries in my first summer but im concerned about my energy costs

[burnt lake]

Niiice

[gentle storm]

He has a wife

[azure merlin]

double it and give it to the next person

[valid sleet]

and?

[burnt lake]

Find high energy foods

[gentle storm]

Well Carolyn did cheat in him ist only fair

[fair rampart]

time to give shane some peppers

[burnt lake]

Or get sprinklers

[past falcon]

i was thinking about grinding fish as i have almost level 10 fishing

[valid sleet]

wild

[vagrant linden]

why does she take care of a bird like an human baby

[azure merlin]

to the mines bois

[past falcon]

would a silver watering save me enough energy?

[burnt lake]

Nah do mining and get you some sprinklers

[valid sleet]

sprinklers

[past falcon]

my farming is like lvl 1

[valid sleet]

mate how

[fair rampart]

SIX HEARTS OH MY FUCKING GPD

[burnt lake]

ONG

[past falcon]

uuh level 9 fishing and me waiting for my strawberries to grow

[burnt lake]

It would but regardless you need sprinklers watering can isn't gonna cut it for 256 blueberries

[past falcon]

not even a silver one?

[gentle storm]

Depends how much time and food you are willing to sacrifice

[burnt lake]

Not even a silver one anyone else correct me if I'm wrong

[gentle storm]

Silver is good

[burnt lake]

Exactly

[valid sleet]

nah sprinklers are more worth

[gentle storm]

Anyone play beach farm

[past falcon]

i would do sprinklers except lvl 1 farming

[azure merlin]

how are you in summer with lvl 1 farming still?

[vagrant linden]

i just got free cookies from evelyn

[past falcon]

im entering my first summer

[burnt lake]

Facts

[cobalt hare]

can't wait to upgrade my house to have kids with emily

[vagrant linden]

I GOT HER RECIPE

[past falcon]

im waiing for my strawberries to mature

[azure merlin]

you hit level 2 after the first 15 parsnips you sell

[gentle storm]

It's almost impressive

[past falcon]

i hit lvl 1 after the first 15

[gentle storm]

Anyone play beach farm

[burnt lake]

You can't grow strawberries yr 1 can you?

[past falcon]

i can

[gentle storm]

Anyone can

[burnt lake]

Huh my bad

[gentle storm]

Now does anyone. Play on beach farm

[past falcon]

still the most valuable crop in spring i think even with 13 days delayed

[burnt lake]

Regardless sprinklers are your best bet

[past falcon]

how would i position my scarecrows with them?

[burnt lake]

Honestly hold up

[past falcon]

thats one of the main problems im having

[valid sleet]

theres a website where you can plan it pretty sure

[gentle storm]

Or you could just look up the scarecrow radius

[past falcon]

its 8x8 i think

[cunning silo]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[valid sleet]

https://stardew.info/

[gentle storm]

Well there's your answer

[past falcon]

well well now i have to increase my blueberry amount

i thought it was a lot smaller

[burnt lake]

Yh I was about to send that but it doesn't seem I'm allowed to send images

[burnt lake]

Yh I did too

[quiet mulch]

ahh

[gentle storm]

! scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[gentle storm]

Oh I can send images

Cool

[burnt lake]

! scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[storm gazelle]

#images-and-memes

[past falcon]

oh ok

[valid sleet]

yea you need cowpoke

[storm gazelle]

#governors-mansion , don't spam commands

[past falcon]

yeah sprinkler aint going to happen

[burnt lake]

Oh nice I didn't know you could do that

[past falcon]

radius is far too small

[burnt lake]

Duely noted

[burnt lake]

Get multiple scarecrows and sprinklers

[gentle storm]

Get the rarecrow

[past falcon]

normal sprinklers cost 1 iron and copper for only four spots of auto watering

i cannot afford that for 264 blueberries before the first summer

[burnt lake]

Go mine like you've never mined before

[past falcon]

bro i have to take time out to expand the farm as well so i can plant so many

[gentle storm]

Play diggy diggy hole in the background

[past falcon]

i love that song

[gentle storm]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

Diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole

[past falcon]

hmmm is 18-35 damage good for lvl 45

[gentle storm]

Of the mines

[past falcon]

yea

[gentle storm]

Yes

[past falcon]

ok good wanted to make sure

[calm sandal]

damage is not important if u have god like gamer movement.

[past falcon]

i think that damage can be used up to 80s pretty well

[gentle storm]

My weapon is 100 and it does 44 damage

[past falcon]

i dont

[gentle storm]

Uh huh use a rusty sword on floor eighty and then tell me that

[cobalt hare]

I wish Emily was real

[burnt lake]

Right

[calm sandal]

i did...

[burnt lake]

We all do

[calm sandal]

well, that or the one on chest, i forgot

[valid sleet]

💀

mate what are you on

[fair rampart]

two heart left im so happy

[gentle storm]

Till what

[calm sandal]

ah i remember now

i used the floor 20, steel smallsword

until lvl 90 mine

[fair rampart]

idk

i js need shanes cutscenes hes so goober

[past falcon]

ok change of plans

[cobalt hare]

wym

[past falcon]

im doing 248 blue berries

[gentle storm]

What a difference

[past falcon]

ik right

[valid sleet]

what substance are you currently ingesting to induce this feeling

[past falcon]

simpalta prob

look it up

its a youtube skit

[cobalt hare]

idk Emily gave me a magic pill

[valid sleet]

thats so ong

[valid sleet]

62 sprinklers better get to work

[gentle storm]

You are getting drugged

[cobalt hare]

I'm getting blessed by yoba🙏

[gentle storm]

You will wake up with no liver

[cobalt hare]

[valid sleet]

till the ground

[cobalt hare]

hoe artifact piles

[valid sleet]

nah the ground itself works too

[cobalt hare]

oh ok

[past falcon]

sooo i think a silver watering can will do the job

not that i know of

[valid sleet]

yes but if you want to the most look up clay farming

[past falcon]

everywhere but aim for the hair thingies they give stuff more often

[valid sleet]

yes^^

[past falcon]

oh dear god

i just realized i have till 248 tiles of soil

[valid sleet]

lol

upgraded hoe will speed it up

[past falcon]

my hoe is copper

but i dont have time

unless i give up upgrading my ax

hmm

[valid sleet]

what is your axe?

[past falcon]

base quality

[cobalt hare]

should i make iridium sprinkler or save iridium

[valid sleet]

sprinklers

[past falcon]

disgusting i know

[dusty ibex]

what would you save the iridium for?

if you want to make crystlariums id probably make crystallariums

maybe an iridium band

[desert summit]

I upgraded my tools first

[cobalt hare]

wait or should i save them for boat

[past falcon]

72 strawberries goes for a good amount for first year right

[desert summit]

I think thats post cc

[past falcon]

post cc?

[valid sleet]

my puppy is looking at me rn like "why tf are you up"

[desert summit]

After community center

I don’t mean the strawberries tho sorry

[valid sleet]

it is

spoiler

[past falcon]

ah ok

am i a bad person in my other files i went jojo mart cause im lazy

[desert summit]

I think 72 strawberries is pretty good for first year considering you are just starting out

Joja route is fine

[valid sleet]

nah i did too

[lapis lily]

im on spring 25 year 1 and i rlly cant find any leeks

[desert summit]

Its a personal preference on which route you take

[gentle storm]

Ahhhh

Voice chat people are so helpful and kind

[dusty ibex]

spoiler and not allowed in here but do save

[fair rampart]

SPRINKLER YAYY!!!!

[desert summit]

Voice chat scares me since I got bullied for my voice before

[cobalt hare]

oops

[past falcon]

what they say?

[desert summit]

Probably are nice tho

[gentle storm]

The are indeed

[valid sleet]

i dont like it cause people think im a dude since my voice is lowkey deep

[desert summit]

I got told I sound annoying and that I should never talk again

[valid sleet]

not a lot but kinda deep

[past falcon]

bit harsh

[desert summit]

My voice changes sometimes

[desert summit]

Sometimes I decide to talk more near them just to spite them

[past falcon]

lol

[gentle storm]

I like doing impressions

[cobalt hare]

don't mind them

there are always some people who will hate for anything

[desert summit]

Yeah

[valid sleet]

i like doing a siri impression

and also the video game "ready? fight!" sound effect

[desert summit]

I used to be able to do a batman impression

It hurts my voice now tho since I haven’t done it in so long

[gentle storm]

Man I love fishing

[past falcon]

would using quality fertilizer for my 248 strawberries be worth?

[gentle storm]

Yes

[desert summit]

Yes

[gentle storm]

You. nf buy it though

Or craft it

[past falcon]

i do

[gentle storm]

No it's in year two

[past falcon]

my strawberries will give me about 14k in total

[desert summit]

Why does a salad bowl keep appearing in the reactions

Or I think its a salad bowl

Omg

I’m so confused

Sald

[past falcon]

ok i mean is basic fertilizer worth using in 248 blue berries

[gentle storm]

Sald

[gentle storm]

Yeah it only cost two sap

[desert summit]

I would use it

[past falcon]

wait its that easy i was gonna buy it all

[gentle storm]

Yeah

Nice

2 more to go

[fair rampart]

four more hearts im gonna scream

[gentle storm]

Please don't

[desert summit]

[fair rampart]

geeyaheeya

[desert summit]

Whoever is reacting with the bowl of something expose yourself

I must know what it is

That is the wrong bowl

Its a sideways one

[fair rampart]

THREE MORE HEARTS

SCREAINGB

[magic rune]

ive been caught

[gentle storm]

Sald

[desert summit]

Finally

I have determined that I am not imagining that emoji

[gentle storm]

Good job dubya

[magic rune]

time to flatbread another channel

[desert summit]

Have fun

[gentle storm]

I shall also do this

[desert summit]

I won’t expose your secrets

[fair rampart]

SHANE GAVE ME A RECPE

[gentle storm]

Cool

[fair rampart]

IM GONNA CRY I LOVE HIN

[gentle storm]

Pleas don't

[fair rampart]

stfu

[magic rune]

2nd channel flatbreaded

[gentle storm]

Which one

Dead chat

[spiral tartan]

there are no new farmers.

everyone is an old farmer.

[gentle storm]

And elderly

Hallo

Yes

Pierres items change in summer I recommend melons or blueberry

Ur welcome

[past falcon]

wait if i get the best fish in the game sell it and buy it back cant i get to a mil total earning easily

[dusty ibex]

no

[late coyote]

Thats not how money works

[fair rampart]

HE GAVE ME PIZZA

[late coyote]

Buying back an item usually Costs more then what you got for it in the first place.

[past falcon]

usually

but not always for some reason

i tested it with some other fish

and it worked

[dusty ibex]

nope it’s the same price

[past falcon]

also while fishing a fly flew into my eye to ruin the perfect i was going to get

[late coyote]

You would still be losing a bunch of gold anyway.

[fair rampart]

I GOT THE FUCKING BACKPAC

[past falcon]

how?

[late coyote]

Wich one, the first or the second backpack @fair rampart

[fair rampart]

the first one

[dusty ibex]

ducky some people sell wine to pierre with artisan

take artisan off, then buy the wine back

put artisan back on and sell it again

[past falcon]

that seems like too much effort ngl

[dusty ibex]

its pretty lame

[late coyote]

Because your wasting time on something that earns you basically 0 gold, when there are better ways. Buying back an item for the selling price is pointless.

I even earn more putting fruit in a preservation jar

[past falcon]

but how would that lose gold as time would be frozen in that state

and it would increase total earnings for a achievement

but i said it as i was just curious

also that feeling of hitting the bottom of the fish bar and not bouncing cause of the skip feels so good

[late coyote]

Yea, fishing can be hard at times 😔

[past falcon]

legend...

[late coyote]

Not actual in-game time, irl time. Because what your trying would only benefit achievements, not the actual amount of gold you will have in the end.

[past falcon]

aaaah

ye ik

[late coyote]

On switch I'm currently in early spring year 2, I'm earning like 1k gold or more a day.

Just waiting for my coop to finish building.

[past falcon]

aaah

with my fishing i make around 3k-5k a day in year one spring

[fair rampart]

BUYS SHANE A BOUQET

[past falcon]

and my crops make a bunch more in short bursts

such as almost 10k every four days from strawberry

[cobalt hare]

ew

[late coyote]

That's a good amount of gold 👍

[fair rampart]

I GOT THE BOUGUET

BOUQURT**\

[past falcon]

it is

[fair rampart]

FUCJ I CANT T YOPE

GIGGLING AND JUMPING WITH JOYS

[sick chasm]

i wanna ask about the difference between switch and PC version updates

does switch updates comes slower?

[fair rampart]

ME AND SHANE ARE OFFICIAL IM SCREAMINGN

[somber hill]

congrats?

[tender yacht]

content wise, same with a slight QoL changes on PC. Different is the game engine that change on version 1.5.5 on PC

[viral river]

my first fall, what seeds do i buy

[past falcon]

Uuuuh i pumpkin maybe?

[tender yacht]

buy CC completion seeds and also cranberries seeds for profit (raw) or pumpkin (processed)

[fair rampart]

IM AMOST AT FULL HEARTS JUST ONE MORE

SCREANUBG AND CRYIGN

[past falcon]

Cause center thingy

[fair rampart]

FUCKING SOBBING

[native forum]

how long do preserve jars preserve stuff? mine's been going for 2 days now 😭 i just want some jam

[fair rampart]

FUCKING SOBBING

I CANT

IM GONNA CRY

[late coyote]

Depends fruit takes shorter then veggies. But it will take a few days.

[dusty ibex]

probably take 3 days

[tender yacht]

2-3 days except caviar that took 4 days

[native forum]

i put a melon in

[late coyote]

Probably 3 days then

[native forum]

aw man, thanks anyways guys

[dusty ibex]

it might feel like a long time but tbh it’s well worth it

[gentle storm]

Caviar tasty

[novel thistle]

@gentle storm You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[native forum]

yeahh i know, greenhouse is all worth it

[gentle storm]

Yes I am immortal

I am now cowpoke

[void mauve]

Real

[civic marsh]

Where can I find coal man.. like i did 10 levels of the mine and only got 3 coal

[tender yacht]

farm dust sprite on level between 41-79, preferrably resetting 61

[civic marsh]

Thank you. You're awesome.

[gentle storm]

Moricio I can't move it move it any more

[tender yacht]

also on a level where there is a train track, there will be a bag of coal

[civic marsh]

Yeah I remember seeing it

God knows at what level tho..

[full plank]

I keep getting diamonds from mobs in mines. It has the same odds of being dropped as the prisma shard, right?

[tender yacht]

depends on the monster and whether you already reach the bottom of the mines or not

[cobalt hare]

0.5% for both if you reached the bottom of the mines, but depends on enemy too

[tender yacht]

0.05%

[last fractal]

Sprinklers suck

[cobalt hare]

Yep my bad

[echo holly]

If i open de door of the farmyard so that the hens go out, do i need to build a fence around it?

[tender yacht]

not really, you can if you wanna restrict them to go too far

[echo holly]

okey, so they will come back at night?

[tender yacht]

around 5 pm yeah

[half quail]

they will unless u close the door

[echo holly]

okey cool thank you

[half quail]

idk abt if u fence them out

[native forum]

if i move a piece of furniture my spouse put down (not remove) will they get mad

[wooden crater]

same if you fence them out

[wooden crater]

nope

you can also remove it

[native forum]

yeah but i dont wanna remove it i think it's goofy

[cobalt hare]

They just get mad if you place something in their path

[wooden crater]

they dont lose friendship

[echo holly]

and if i want to do sunflower honey, is it enough to have just one near the hive?

[cobalt hare]

Still aren't happy :p

[viral river]

guys its my first fall

what seeds do i buy?

[tender yacht]

yes

[viral river]

and how many

i got around 26k

[wooden crater]

cranberries are amazing, or pumpkins if you have preserves jars/kegs

[wooden crater]

as many as your sprinklers can handle and if you dont have sprinklers go for around 50

[echo holly]

wow, it's my first fall too but i don't have that much money lol

[viral river]

no preserve jars, but i can craft them if needed

[tender yacht]

the amount of seeds is relative. as long as you can water em all

[wooden crater]

stick with cranberries then

[viral river]

blueberries

[viral river]

are all berries really costly? 😂

[tender yacht]

don't forget to buy CC needed seeds

[wooden crater]

berries are amazing

[viral river]

whats taht

[wooden crater]

they all regrow so you're getting massive returns on your initial investment

[wooden crater]

community centre

[viral river]

oh yeah

[viral river]

ill do that

[viral river]

🤦‍♂️ why did i not have this before

[last fractal]

I spent 8-9k on strawberries

[viral river]

its so helpful

[wooden crater]

i always preferred this one

(it's in pins)

but actually the other might be better

[wooden crater]

this one helps a lot with time management and gives you deadlines to get things done

[tender yacht]

the one in pinned is cleaner in terms of looks tho

[viral river]

idk what the symbols are

[wooden crater]

what symbols

[viral river]

what are the things in other

i didn't upgrade my house or built coop

[wooden crater]

just things you should do

[viral river]

like all my stuff is level 1

[wooden crater]

this one is for minmaxing

[wooden crater]

this one is for general help

that's how i see it

don't worry about finishing CC at any point, just do it in your own time

[livid spruce]

What's Caroline's favorite gift

[tender yacht]

yup, that makes sense

[obsidian shuttle]

Omg this is new farmers I thought this was Town square. New farmers jumpscare

[viral river]

urs feels better cause it is labelled 😄

[wooden crater]

i'd say new farmers is SUBSTANTIALLY less intimidating than town square

[livid spruce]

what about stuff gus sells

[wooden crater]

those are all her loved gifts

she likes a lot of flowers and forage though

[obsidian shuttle]

New farmers isn’t intimidating it’s just scary

[livid spruce]

She got mad cause I have her a salmon berry

[obsidian shuttle]

Cause people discuss the game

[wooden crater]

if you can get her daffodils that's good

[livid spruce]

Gave*

[obsidian shuttle]

💀

[wooden crater]

You can check the wiki for a villager's gift preferences

[obsidian shuttle]

Also it’s less toxic than town square

[wooden crater]

HAHA you dont say

[tender yacht]

LOL

[echo holly]

hens won't eat my crops if i let them out right?

[tender yacht]

town square is always been like that

yup they won't

[obsidian shuttle]

That’s not a good thing, I feed on toxicity 😔

[wooden crater]

i swear every time i go to town square to talk to someone out of context i'm told i'm interrupting a convo

[tender yacht]

i mute town square tbh

[obsidian shuttle]

Just force your way in we aren’t scary

And ignore 90% of ppl they don’t matter

[tender yacht]

not my kind of vibe there

[wooden crater]

nah i like the farmer channels

[last fractal]

All I did was talking to Abigail and no one else

Unless for money or something

[tender yacht]

literally my previous gameplay lol

[last fractal]

Lol nice

[tidal rivet]

me but w/ linus

until now ofc lol

[dusty ibex]

goofy ahhh channel tbh

[viral river]

how do i get better sprinklers

[dusty ibex]

you’ll unlock them as your farming level goes up

[viral river]

ohk got it

[viral river]

i did get a quality sprinkler as a drop

[dusty ibex]

levels 2,6,9

quality sprinklers are very good

[viral river]

i cant craft them yet right?

[dusty ibex]

if you don’t have level 6 farming then no

[sick chasm]

so how many months is acctualy switch update behind?

[tender yacht]

experienced people skip normal sprinkler and use quality sprinkler instead

[viral river]

exactly, i dont feel like using normal sprinkler

my current farmland

[sick chasm]

i wanna get the game on switch . but now im abit confuse is switch will get same update eventually or they just gonna ignore switch XD

[edgy kestrel]

Which season are you in now, swift?

[dusty ibex]

they’ll keep switch updated

[edgy kestrel]

Oh, I see the picture now

[viral river]

fall started just today

[tender yacht]

about 6 months. but the content is literally the same so it's fine

[viral river]

year 1 fall day 1

[sick chasm]

oh okay thanks alot XD

[cobalt hare]

I generally think it's awesome that this game is available for portables. Stardew on mobile is such a high quality game out of all the garbage in the play store

[sick chasm]

mobile vs switch

[tender yacht]

better on switch if you wanna play multiplayer

[cobalt hare]

As in phone play store ofc, I tend to not carry a switch in my pocket

[cobalt hare]

Oh for sure but I just think it's cool that you have the option to play on mobile too

[tender yacht]

yup

[sick chasm]

im just gonna do it on switch

thanks for the infos

cuz phone might be laggier than switch

[late coyote]

I have the game on pc and switch, should I also buy it in the playstore?

[novel thistle]

@late coyote You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[tender yacht]

a lot of platform options

up to you

[cobalt hare]

If you wanna play on the go and when you're bored, plus you can afford it, why not?

Definitely one of the best choices of mobile games when it comes to quality and amount of content I'd say

[tender yacht]

besides terraria lol

[cobalt hare]

Yeah that too haha

[late coyote]

On mobile it's 5 on switch it's 30 or 40 ( physical) and on pc it's 20 I think in price?

[cobalt hare]

You can probably get a key cheaper for PC and maybe switch too, but yea those prices sound about right

[grave hare]

What do I do in winter?

[edgy kestrel]

It's much cheaper to buy the switch version online

[late coyote]

Got starbound on pc from someone ones.

[edgy kestrel]

You can do some fishing, mining, farming (winter seeds), upgrade your tools, decorate your farm...

[tender yacht]

fishing, mining, redesign farm

[grave hare]

Where do I get winter seeds?

[late coyote]

Yep, but got mine as a late birthday gift.

[tender yacht]

you craft em

[edgy kestrel]

You can make them, but you have to be at a specific level in forageing

[grave hare]

Crud

[viral river]

apple is so fricking costly

@tender yacht so according to spread sheet ill need 4 apple trees and 2 pom trees?

[tender yacht]

you just need one each if you wanna plant the sapling

[gentle storm]

Oi Anyone wanna play Stardew valley

[viral river]

got these currently

[dusty ibex]

an apple tree will produce everyday in the correct season

[tender yacht]

and might not need to plant em if you choose fruit bat cave

[viral river]

i never planted a sapling

[viral river]

i chose mushroom 😭

[dusty ibex]

if you are in fall rn

you’ll have to wait until next fall to get apples

[viral river]

yeah i am

[viral river]

😳 damn

[dusty ibex]

unless you get a || greenhouse ||

[viral river]

how do i get that

[dusty ibex]

finish the room that gives it in cc

[cobalt hare]

what type of world should i make

[earnest tundra]

anyone got any tips for the last boss of journey of the prairie king he is pretty difficult!

[lapis lily]

what seeds should i buy with 500 g day 1 yr 1 spring

[dusty ibex]

If it’s your first playthrough, standard or forest

[tender yacht]

or check travelling cart to buy apple and pomegranate to finish the bundle

[dusty ibex]

potatoes

[viral river]

ig ill do this

[civic marsh]

So I got a meteorite. But it's right next to my farm. One tile away, I'm not sure if I want to keep it

[lyric turret]

Plant ur parsnips before you buy potatoes

[viral river]

bought these currently

should i buy anyhting else?

[lapis lily]

yes after planting wat shouldni spend my 500 g on?